What's New Podcast - LIVE FROM CABO!

Episode Date: January 3, 2026

The crew takes a trip to Cabo for New Years! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All right, everybody, it's Menace. This is us live in Cabo. I don't know how this podcast is even going to come together or it's going to sound good. So you can turn it off. But just a heads up, the first meetup of the year with myself and Bort. We'll be back in Downey at Raising Kane to January 13th from 1 to 3 p.m. on Telegraph Road. It is a brand new Raising Keynes canes that's opening at, I think, 9,000 Telegraph Road.

I don't know. Pay attention on her social media. This is myself, Tyler, Randy, and Julianne, and significant others in Cabo. This is our whole trip, well, as much as I can remember for us to record. And let's get it started. We're about to get on the flight, but something about nibbling on Julian's feet, Tyler, what are you doing? That is not happening. I don't know what you're talking about.

I need a pedigure. Tyler stepped up to the plane so that he'll nibble on my toes like this little fish. Tyler's missing out had a great opportunity to meet some friends, meet some later. He's the foot nibbler, dude. To be determined. Not a no. Not a no. That's not a no.

So, Tyler, Julianne wants you to swim into the ocean. I mean, his Cabo, it's super dangerous to go in the water there, but he might run into one of his ex-corpsons. Well, it is humpback watching season. This time of year. He might find a bride. He might find an ex. I'll tell you this right now. When I do return from the water, there's going to be two returns, okay?

There's number one is the return of Christ. number two, the return of title, right? Oh, God. Wow. By the way, this man has already had four drinks before even got on the plane. Bro, don't hate me because I'm having a good time, dude. I'm just saying. First thing this guy does is like, let me get a double, please. Premium, top shelf.

Yeah, he's like, oh, do they serve drinks on the plane? He said, dude, I'm going to tip the flight attendant 20 bucks. My hand up, drink in it. Dude, let's make it happen. He's not getting past customs. I try to record on the plane, but the voice recorder wouldn't work on the plane. It's weird. Anyways, you had a full road to yourself, Tyler.

You were like first class, the Cabo. Dude, I had full road to myself, Apple TV, chewing on some Skittles Gummies. It was a movie, dude. It was great. So you got stopped a little bit, Randy, every step through the airport. Do you believe it's because you're Salvadorian? It might be. I think I'm in a system somewhere.

I just flag out like an emoji pops up next to my name, though. Yeah. Scream this guy. The person holding us up the most is Julianne. You know what's funny? In the line, Julian was like, why did you even fill one out? You didn't have to fill one out. And I was like, I don't know.

I could have swear last time I came right of filling out. She's filling out right now. Yeah. The paperwork that you're supposed to fill out before you enter the country, in any country you visit. Just FYI, pro tip. If you're flying international, the most important thing that you bring with you is a pen. Always bring a pen.

No matter where you go, bring a pen. because you're going to have to fill out some paperwork. Wait, hold on. We're in the car now, going to the resort, and Randy is explaining to us that he had Japanese glasses. Yeah. Yeah, and then you just said something that I haven't heard before. They have glasses called Ultra Wides?

Oh, yeah, they have pairs that are called Extra Wides, and then, like, extra, extra wides. And every time I go somewhere to get glasses, they never believe me when I'm like, look, dude, don't even bother wasting my time with the largest, with the extra lids. largest just give me the extra extra largest I didn't know that they make that I thought they're all one size well dude when there's a market with people the heads of the

size of me there's always gonna be I mean look if Tyler yeah if Tyler ever needs glasses he's also gonna fall into that market as well but yes wait okay what size hat do I right now I usually wear a seven three-fourths right I'm wearing a seven and five eight okay so Tyler size size eight and I can never find a hat for him so what do you What do you think his glass sizes would be then if he's the size eight half? He's gonna get him goggles dude. Oh, are you gonna try it on? It's so sweaty.

He took it off on the plane. His head was so sweaty. He was not that sweaty. Yeah, so he's, his head size is three and like three centimeters bigger than mine. So I mean, I'm getting there. And I'm letting my hair grow out a lot too. So I'm sure I'll be at an eight of notes. So you got gold.

Hold on so Julianne admitted that she used to huff. What? Air freshener. We used to, in eighth grade, my friends and I would get air freshener and put a towel over it and then spray it. And like, I didn't know it was bad. I didn't know. Oh, you didn't know. I didn't know.

No, I just knew. Really lightheaded. Oh, really lightheaded. Wait, was it Harvard or MIT you went to? You're thinking about it. All right, so we're at the hotel, but we got an update that. Julian wasn't responsible for not filling out the paperwork. No, no, no, no.

Kevin wasn't responsible. I asked Kevin if we had to fill it out. And he told me no because he says we weren't declaring anything. So I was like, okay, fine. That's when you're leaving. Not when you're getting it. I was listening to Kevin first mistake, okay? Now you're drinking beer.

Now I'm drinking beer. And now I'm happy. And now I need a shot. So we're at dinner now. And I noticed that you poured your shot into your margarita instead of just taking the shot. What's up with that? Tyler. Look, we're here for a long time, right? We're playing the long game here. Okay. This is how you stay strong for the rest of the night, dude.

Hey, you ain't going to get no ladies if you slop her in later, dude. Okay, relax. Okay, okay. We're out of the restaurant. We just went into a lobby where we can watch the game between the Rams and the Falcons. Are the Falcons about to blow the lead? Well, potentially, it has not yet been determined. They have five seconds left. They're ahead by three. And Stafford takes the ball and there's a timeout. I hate it here. Oh, God. No, this is what I hate about football.

The stopping down constantly. That's why it's all about rugby, right, Randy? Of course, naturally. There's no more stoppages, none of this hoot-nanny hoopla nonsense. They really know how to drag out five seconds. They're building suspensive drama. Yeah, yeah. So we missed it on camera, but Tyler just pewed.

I was good until you're making me all laugh. Ha ha ha ha. We're taking shots and Tyler started puking. Should we get you another to celebrate? No, no, no, no. So we've been drinking all day, and I forgot to start recording. We're at the pool.

We're inside the pool right here in Cabo. Tyler's been drinking. Dude, I'm drunk as hell. I got a band around my head that says mommy milkers. Hey, you got them big old bitties, hit me up. Earlier, I was like, hey, Tyler, what are you drinking? I was drinking Jack and Coke, drank a little margarita. Right now we're drinking frozen pinnacolata.

Yeah, and I was like, oh, that looks really good. I was like, I'm gonna grab one. He's like, no, no, let me order one for you. I'm like, okay. And then he goes, I'll get it in a second. That was an hour ago. Oh, I'll get it right now. Wow.

Her toes are suckable now. That's our friend Morgan. Her toes are suckable. So you left us for a minute to go get your toasted? I did. I was sitting there, get my to toast in there because I had dry claws earlier. But now they're beautiful.

Wow. I know. What do you think? What are those? Very nice toes. I should post them on social media. I did. I did.

Oh, you did? Yeah. Damn, Julia. You go take a look. They're free. That's just a little taste. If you want me to do extra, hey, give me up with my D.S. You and Morgan from the Woody Show need to...

I know, but Morgan's too low of price. Oh, so you're going to be her toager. I'll be your toledger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll trickle down. Exactly. All right. We're checking back in for the show.

the pool. Now Kevin, Julianne's husband is about to do, can you read Tyler's tattoo challenge? Now, it's a scripture on his arm that you can't read, but let's see if you can get through it. Is it actual scripture or his script? No, it's an actual script. A good name is better than a fine, It looks like it says perfume. And the day of death is better than the day of birth. That's actually correct. Yeah. Yeah, Kevin flew through that one.

Perfect. You're right. That's not perfume. Really? As we said earlier, Jillian got her toenails did. Tyler was dropping some knowledge on me about the toe nails. What are you saying? So Julianne was saying right here.

Oh, Julian, no, you were saying. So a little clarification. Julianne just got her nails done while we're here. If you lick someone's toes and it tastes like nail polish, the nail polish isn't dry. But if you look someone's toes, it tastes like nothing. They're good to go. I told her to hit me up in a half hour. So Tyler and I have gotten out of the pool.

We're poolside in. And Tyler said he had to get something to eat because he's not feeling so well. I'm drunk as hell. I ain't no way to say. I've had too much of everything. Bro, you have a glissied the size of your forearm right now and a whole ass burger. That's true, bro. Hey, big boy got to eat.

So I walked by the chairs and Tyler's passed out right now by the pool. And I caught this full snoring. I'm going to see if I can get a recording. Gio, did he not say, Gio, by the way, Randy's girlfriend. Did this man, Tyler, did not just say, I'm going to go back in the room so I can shower with Randy? Yep, that's exactly what you just said. I said, I said pause, dog. That is not one of the ball.

You said that. Bro, you try to put me in the Epstein files. What's happening right out? Bro. True. Yep, that's exactly what he said. He's like wishing and wanting it, I guess. You're putting it out there in the ether, bro?

So it's the next day we had an amazing lunch. Oh, I've had too much a drink already. Thanks to my friend Showbiz from Kedon Morning Show. He's out here in Cabo. Look this up. We're at the marina now. And Tyler, we're at the mall. And you were trying to find a hat size,

but you didn't really know how to communicate what hats are you? So I know how to communicate because there's a hat store in here. And he's basically what size and I say, Ocho. So eight, because I'm a big head. And then he's like, oh, let me look. And then I hear him talking to the chick that's in there. And all I hear is moi glande. And I was like, oh, God.

So did you end up buying a hat or no? Oh, they did not have my ties now. Oh, cool. Surprise. We're out in the marina now. We're drinking and walking and Julianne's dough. But when we're back in Walmart, were you the one that sent off the alarm in the bathroom?

I was like, that had to be somebody with us. No, it wasn't me. Are you serious? Because I saw you walk in the bathroom in the whole ass alarm. went through the whole Walmart. I'm like, that has to be something with us. I mean, I did take a steamy one, so maybe, maybe.

Oh, I'm so proud. In the hotel, and just before dinner started, everybody's ordering shots, just before dinner, Tyler was doing like football calls in the middle of the lobby of the hotel, wanting to get us kicked out. It's called a hard count, met us, learn ball. So I had Tyler do this thing where like,

basically how professional quarterbacks get in the center and do like, I had Tyler do it and some random people joined in too because he wanted to see Tyler's heart count. Not going to lie. Yeah, it was pretty damn good. All right, it's the next day

after New Year's. It's 2026. We are lounging by the pool. Tyler did not want to go on a boat today. I wanted to go take a little tour through the marina and your response was my response was I would barf. So here's the thing. So here's things.

So a little recap last night. First off, we're all drunk. Last night. We were very drunk. So there's a little 24-7 lounge right by the elevator to the rooms, right? So we go to the lounge. Dude, I down like a half pounds worth of burgers last night to try and sober up. And then we knock out. So I wake up. I'm slightly hungover. I got burgers sitting in me out. If I get on a boat and rock, I'm going to die. But you know it's the best way to cure a hangover, you get one drink and it knocks out the other one. Let's go. It's science, everybody. It's sunny. It's 82 degrees. Cabo. Perfect weather. Do you want to just talk about how your 2025 started and how it ended, Tyler, because you've had a huge year.

Yeah. I think I said this to you yesterday where if you would have told me at the beginning of 2025, like, hey, this is how your year's going to go. I would have looked at you and like, you're lying. It's been crazy. So like between finally getting the passport, going to Canada, coming back on the Woody Show, going to Mexico. And then like every little thing that happened in between, I'm just like, there's no way that this year would have went. It's been a wild year for sure, dude. Like, it's been the wildest year since COVID.

And that's because COVID everything shut down and the world was wild, dude. But it's fun, dude. I could not have had a better year. And look, all I got to say is there's only one T. And it's just big me, baby. Oh, my. What is your partner in crime, the cat feeder? So if you didn't see our social media, Randy, who, so.

somehow always finds animals. I thought he was lying. I thought he was lying when he told us when he left to go to the bathroom during dinner. He said, oh, I found some cats. I'm feeding some cats, like eight of them. And then he kept on leaving the dinner to go feed these cats. I'm like, dude, you're playing with us. And then he's like, no, come on over here. And there was 10 cats. So, yeah, I thought he was lying. But then we go over. I'm like, oh, my God, he's telling the truth. And there's legit 10 cats. So. But how does he just like animals just find him, right? So you ever seen Doctor Doolittle? Yeah. It's pretty similar. It's the same thing, dude.

So Tyler's been in the pool all day. We're at the Italian restaurant at the resort. Randy, this came up. Now, you guys are taking over the buffet snacks right now. I told Tyler, this is our last night to fat out. So we're locking in and we're going to go crazy. We're going to shut this bitch down. Well, we haven't even ordered our dinner yet, and what do you have?

I got some pizza, got an little empanata, got a little hard salami. The way I don't see it, party don't start. we walk in, baby. This guy's doing too much. Way too much. I've got these little ball croquettes. A salad to balance it out. Some pizza, some calamari, and an empanada that Tyler handed it to me.

Again, we haven't even ordered our meal yet. You know who didn't order the salad? Me, because I ain't like that, dude. A little green ain't going to save me, dude. It's fine. Cool. He's spitting all over my phone, by the way. This man, once again, is going off about the lounge burst.

Okay, I don't know if we talked about it earlier because we've really excited this entire time. But in the lobby, in the lounge is open 2427. I believe we've shown this one of the food. But this man brings up the hamburgers that are available in this lounge every 15 minutes. Everywhere I look in our room, there's a burger. There's a burger that's been bitten like five times everywhere. So we get out of the pool earlier today. I get to the room before them, so I'm like, I'm a shower.

I'm in the shower. I hear Randy EGio will come back. First thing I hear it around is now. What a surprise. another lounge. Yeah, we're just recapping how many things that Tyler and Randy broke on Leslie on this vacation. So Tyler, you broke a toilet? No, no, look, look.

Sources cannot confirm this. There was a misuse of the plumbing. That's all it was. Randy broke his bed. That's more boring. That's the more telling story. So the toilets, there's not anything below the door. So whatever happens, we're verbal.

to the entire room. So I would hear Tyler get up at like three in the morning stomp over the toilet and just punish it. And because I'm the closest to it, I get all that wafted towards me. So I'm dying in my sleep. That's probably what my bed broke, dude. God forbid a man have a healthy colon, dude. I swear.

Wait, Julianne, I swear I saw you holding a piece of toilet the other night. You saw me holding a piece of toilet? Oh, I did. I did. I did. I was over in the pool area. I was using the bathroom. And I went to go, I was with Gio Randy's girlfriend. And I went to go pull the extra toilet paper that was like off. So when I pulled the toilet paper off, the whole thing just like fell off the wall. And I'm like, do I leave it here? Do I not leave it here? And I didn't want to be rude, but I picked it up and I gave it to the work. And I told her what happened. It fell off the wall. But it wasn't like the same thing. situation that Tyler were like I just poop so much and I broke the toilet, you know. So we're back at the Cabo Airport leaving today and we're walking through the duty-free. We're looking at all the cigarettes and the Zen and alcohol and then we noticed the toy section.

So of course, Tyler's on his way to check out what Legos. Oh, I can already see them. I mean, look, the smoking area was killing my vibe. But what brings the spirits up? Legos, baby. Oh, yeah. That's what the ladies be saying. All right, guys, that's it. We're about to go back home. Do you have any thing that you like to say about your trip?

Did you have a good time? I had an amazing time. My voice has gone. My throat hurts. My body hurts. But I had the best time ever. All the things I do remember from this week have been blast. So much fun.

My body aches, but I'm going to miss it. It was a great time. Thanks for having us. All right, now, Tyler is about to say something. about to say something. Really dumb ridiculous. Go ahead. No, honestly, all I remember is being in the pool,

getting sunburn, and going to sleep, man. Great time. Couldn't have asked for more. Thanks for bringing us, dude. It was a really fun time. Let's do it again soon. All right, everybody. That's everything that I can remember to record.

Thanks again for listening. Once again, come hang out with myself and board. January 13th in Downey, California from 1 to 3 p.m. 9,000 Telegraph Road. I believe that is the correct location, but it's a brand new, raising canes, ton of giveaways, theme part tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show merch, and more.

And don't forget the Woody Show. We're back this week. Holiday debt relief. We're hooking you up, paying off some of that debt for all those gifts that you bought this holiday season. And I can't wait to hang out with you again in 2026. I'll watch you later. Peace.