What's New Podcast - LIVE from Las Vegas!

Episode Date: September 24, 2019

This latest episode was recorded live in Las Vegas after the iHeartRadio Festival.

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace. I am Menace. We are joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He is an audio expert and syndication expert with The Woody Show. Allegedly. Allegedly. Every single morning, The Woody Show morning show. You can hear it across the United States. Go to thewoodyshow.com and find a station near you he has an assistant his assistant is named nick soundwave can i still say lover or have you guys broken up you know we're gonna get into this a little bit later in the podcast but we did

notice that uh some tattoos we may have gone together maybe in similar places oh they are kind of matching so nick soundwave nick Soundwave also works for Fox Sports, and we have Tyler, a.k.a. Darth Butter. Darth Butter. In the building. He is the board operator for the Woody show on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles and Orange County.

So is it Darth Butter, or is it Dumbass Tyler, or is it both? I don't know. Darth Butter is pretty hot right now. I know. Well, let's see. I think Woody likes Darth Butter. That one's been touching a little bit.

He's very hot on it. The butter is melting it so hot right now. It's so good. I can't wait to see what you did there. So this episode was supposed to be entirely the drunk episode from the iHeartRadio Festival in Las Vegas. Now, here's the deal.

I barely even remember recording that, so that might not even be listenable, but we're going to play it today on this podcast. There's a couple of things I wanted to get out of the way first, so you can at least enjoy the first 10 minutes of the podcast before you turn it off. This is before we get to that are there any points where all of a sudden just fast forwards and skips to something else like okay we got to get rid of this yeah maybe probably all of tyler all of tyler i don't know i haven't even listened to the recording yet and you have right i i went through parts of it last night it's a little rough i think every

single person here forgot that they accidentally turned off a microphone at one point. Oh, no. And kept talking. And then I got frustrated during the recording. I don't know if you remember this. I took off my headphones and I threw them at Tyler. And I said, you wear these because you don't know how you're sounding right now. I vaguely remember that.

I'm pretty sure I cussed once or twice on accident. And then there's points of the night where I just remember being back and like I'm laying on the floor. I think me and Alex Mack were cuddling at one point. You guys were on the bed cuddling like laying across.

Yeah, we were just laying each other. Yeah, like I mean, I was like, because we had a weird number of mics like we normally do. So I'm always off mic just kind of around. And I think I remember

cuddling with Alex Mack just, I have a picture from the floor from you guys at the table. Dude, you cuddled with Darth Butter, too. There's a slap, dude. I'm telling you, man. Once once I get some beer in me, man, everybody's my friend.

You started yelling off Michael. Then there's ladies out of nowhere. Yeah. You can see the photo at what's new pod on Instagram. That's at what's new pod on Instagram. So as we were in Vegas, I don't even know where we're at in this podcast. As we were in Vegas, we all got tattoos at Heart and Huntington at the Hard Rock Hotel. And it was so cool. And everyone there was awesome. If you're going to Vegas,

you got to hit it up. It's at the Hard Rock Hotel, which is going to be changed into the Virgin Hotel. But if you're getting a tattoo, go to Heart in Huntington. Right? Yep. And if you want to check them out online, you want to see some of their work, you want to see our work that we got done as well, you can go to their Instagram, HH Tattoo Las Vegas. That's HH Tattoo Las Vegas.

And you can go online, schedule an appointment at hhtattoo.com. That's hhtattoo.com. And they were so cool. We all got pizza-themed tattoos, and they even got us pizza. They surprised us with pizza, which rules. So that just shows how much they care and how cool that they were. If you want to see our photos, you can hit up our Instagram, at What's New Pod.

That's at What's New Pod. But I just want to give major props to Tyler, who got his tattoo in the no Fs given section of his body. Zero Fs. Where it just shows, you can see it. It's looking at us, right? Yeah, you know, everybody can see it. That's where I wanted it.

And you know what? Slight confession. My mom still hasn't seen it yet. How's that going to go? You know what? She knows I have other tattoos and she's totally okay with them. What about this one?

She already knows how good her son is at choosing tattoos and their placement. This one, I know, and I know she's going to see it later today. She's going to look at me and be like, what is that? I want you guys in this room to see this visual. Go to shake his hand, Randy.

Go to shake Tyler's hand. So just to let you know, it's a slice of pizza with evil eyes playing a game controller. It looks right at you when you shake his hand. It's menacing almost. Sorry, not

a pun right there, but it looks evil, man. Your mom is going to look at you and go, oh, my poor Christian young boy. Don't say that. Okay, wait, hold on. Okay, Tyler, just stand straight. Just stand straight. Okay.

Oh, my God. Wait, wait. So before you had this tattoo, you pretty much couldn't really see your previous tattoos. No, you could not yeah because you can kind of see one yeah but this this one is just out there i i have to ask and uh this may be insensitive this is video game talk brett brett brett knows i'm gonna go where i'm getting at you chose the xbox one controller the new xbox comes out in probably less than a year why why the xbox one controller why not just i don't know like the 360 or why even the xbox The new Xbox comes out in probably less than a year. Why the Xbox One controller?

Why not just, I don't know, like the 360 or why even the Xbox controller in general? All me and my friends became really good friends with the Xbox One. Is it just me or is Randy deflecting because he doesn't want us to ask, Hey, Randy, how'd it go with your mom and dad today? My mom knows. Oh, yes. Because of the What's New pod of my aunt. No. She found out. You didn't what's new part of my aunt. No. She found out.

You didn't tell her? She went out. Oh, my God. They went out to eat, and she was like, oh, look. And my mom had this. It's weird, man. My mom's going through these phases. I don't know what it is.

She's like, you know what? I can't control the choices you make as long as you don't get arrested or do meth or stuff. That's great. What? That's amazing. We thought you were dead! I thought I was dead too! She realizes her baby bird is leaving the nest.

Well, actually, for being honest, I showed her your tattoo and I was like, Mom, at least I didn't get this one. She's like, okay. Hey, at least I didn't look like I was getting epidural during my tattoo, okay? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I literally have a video of Menace telling you go to Sweet Sleep Prince. You were about to fall asleep on the table. Dude, of Menace telling you go to sweet sleep, Prince.

You were about to fall asleep on the table. Dude, you look like you were going to knock the F out. You were sweating like Jack Daniels or I don't know what you were doing. You were dying on that chair. I was still sweating vodka from the night before. This is the What's New podcast with Menace and it's going to be a disaster this episode. But let me

get some things out of the way first. So number one, coming up this Saturday, September 28th, myself and Greg Gorey from the Woody show are going to be in East LA. And we're going to be doing a voting event where you do mock voting and you're going to get an official limited edition Woody show sticker. And the first 100 people that show up are going to get free food. But if you don't care about the free food, we have a ton of giveaways that we're going to be doing from 10 a.m. to noon this Saturday, September 28th. Get all the details. I set up a new section on our website at whatsnewpod.com. That's at whatsnewpod.com. If you scroll down to the bottom, click events, you can get all the

information. And that sticker is dope. You want to get it. Yes, it's super legit. Also, if you want to see this disaster of a podcast in person, we're going to be recording again live at Lazy Dog. This time it's going to be in Rancho Cucamonga, the 909. We're coming at you October 1st to kick off my birthday month that's going to be popping off all month long with a bunch of different events. But October 1st from 4 to 6 p.m., you can check out myself, Randy, Darth Butter, Tyler.

We have Nick Soundwave and Bort. Come hang out with us. Again, I put it up on our website, the news section at whatsnewpod.com. At whatsnewpod.com, click on the events section. Can I give a little disclaimer about this being a disaster? Yes. I think the Lazy Dog podcasts are the equivalent of us

like a Batman Begins or a Dark Knight. The podcast you're about to listen to is like Adam West Batman. It's so hilariously weird, it's fun. Okay, good. So please come out. And last but not least, myself and Julianne, the phone screener from The Woody Show, we're going to be at OUE Skyspace for Oktoberfest.

Now it's downtown Los Angeles at the very top. There is a sky slide that you can go through, a glass slide. And it's going to be a big Oktoberfest event with a bunch of beer going on. I hope you can come out, get tickets. go once again to whatsnewpod.com. Whatsnewpod.com is popping because the next thing that we're going to talk about, it's something that we've been talking about the past two podcasts. I did some cleaning recently at my house and I got rid of some extra Apple TVs. Oh yeah. You were actually very generous and got rid of a lot of stuff, but these Apple TVs, they are prized. They are special.

They are the equivalent of a WWE title amongst the three other gentlemen in this room. In the words of Randy Savage, they are the cream of the crop. They are. So here's the issue. I cleaned out the closet. I had two extra Apple TVs, Gen 1s, and three other people on this

podcast, Randy, Tyler, and Nick, want the Apple TVs. The math doesn't work out, so we have figured out a way to give out these Apple TVs. So Randy, you're spearheading this. How is this going to happen? What is going on? If you head to whatsnewpod.com, there's a link right there for the Mixer page. Just follow me. You get the notification Friday, September 27th at 6pm when we go live for our tournament. Alright, so this is what's happening. I'm gonna

go back a little bit more. So what is happening, Randy? Hold on real quick. He didn't even say the right place. So if you go to whatsnewpod.com at the very bottom is the links page. When you click the links page it will you go to what's new pod.com at the very bottom is the links page when you click the links page it will take you to where randy it'll take you to mixer.com slash ran man and all you gotta do is follow me turn on your notifications and friday september 27th at 6 p.m

you will get the notification that we're going live for our battle for the Apple TV. And how are you battling for the Apple TV? Are you guys fist fighting? Are you doing chokeholds, arm wrestling, tickle fighting? I mean, Eric's cuddling people now. For the fourth time, what are you doing? Randy. Plugging into it. My God.

What's happening? So the mixer, there'll be a mixer button that you click on, and it'll take you to Randy's page. Yeah, we're having a Madden tournament. All three of us love football. What is mixer, So the Mixer, there'll be a Mixer button that you click on, and it'll take you to Randy's page. Yeah, we're having a Madden tournament. All three of us love football. What is Mixer, by the way? Mixer is a live streaming game service, similar like Twitch, but it's Microsoft's.

Okay, so you guys are going to be able to watch a video stream of? Us playing Madden 20 for the two Apple TVs here in the room. And what is, I'm sorry. I'm going to do this, though. What is Madden? For people that don't know. It's a football game. Thank you.

All three of us love NFL football. Madden is an NFL football game, so we're going to battle for the Apple TVs on Mixer, which is Microsoft's live streaming game service. 6 p.m. Friday, September 27th. All right. After all that, three people are going to watch it. I'm just kidding.

I'll set up my social media. The live battle between all you guys. That's why we had our best friend Miles in the building put something together for us. Ooh, what is this? Friday, Friday, Friday. Friday, September 27th, 6 p.m. Freeman. Ooh, what is this? Friday Randy Eric Tyler It's going down

The Apple TV Boom Go to mixer.com slash Randman Wow, that was freaking awesome. Yeah, I hit him up. Dude, that rules.

I hit him up and I sent him some Monster Truck commercials. Yeah. And I was like, dude, this is what's going on. Jaguar growls, eagle screeches and explosions and stuff, and it'll be beautiful, be perfect. That's freaking awesome. Miles is the effing best. He's amazing at what he does.

It sounds like a Monster Truck rally, and it also sounds like a mattress sale on the 4th of July. That's what we're going for, something fun. So, yeah, big thank you to Miles. Just such a busy guy, and the fact that he has time to make this is the best. Yeah, he banged it out. It rules. So that's happening this Friday.

If you don't know how to spell Randman or anything like that, again, if you just go to whatsnewpod.com, scroll to the bottom, click on the links page, if you just go to what's new pod.com, scroll to the bottom, click on the links page and you can get to Randy's mixer page. We'll have it linked up for you. All right, everybody. Well, this is the time we're going to play you the live podcast that we recorded in Las Vegas over the weekend. I don't know how much of it's listenable. If you tap out, it's all good. But this is us after the iHeartRadio Festival in Las Vegas inside Randy's hotel room. That was my room. I was so messed up.

I don't even remember. That was my room. Yes. You can see some photos of us having fun at What's New Pod on Instagram. But here is the live recording. Save us. Thank you. What's up, everybody?

And welcome to the What's New Podcast with Menace. We are live. Yes. From Las Vegas, Nevada. What's up everybody and welcome to the what's new podcast with menace we are live yes from las vegas nevada what's up we just had 48 hours i i didn't know wait what the hell was that 48 hours can i say it 48 hours of just madness here in Las Vegas and I just debauchery I just really want to start it off we are all drunk by the way really really drunk some of us more drunk than others

that is a lie I'm half sober right now to run this I really want to start it off from the beginning, okay? So Friday, well, Thursday I flew out. Right. And then Friday everybody left. And everyone was on a magical journey in their cars.

Yeah. We were literally racing together, all of us. When you say magical, magical sounds like a good thing, though. Yeah. Okay, okay. So I didn't really have too much communication with everybody else, but I did have communication with Randy, and Randy was like, hey, yeah, we're going to leave at 11 a.m. He called it. And I go, wait, hold on.

The Woody show wraps up at 10 a.m. Yeah, you guys signed off at 10 in Vegas. You guys are done. I go, Randy, I go, why would you wait until 10 a.m yeah you like 10 a.m like you guys signed off at 10 in vegas you guys are done i go randy i go why would you wait until 11 a.m and first off um you're not you are never gonna leave at 11 a.m why are you waiting until 11 a.m to leave to las vegas because everyone oh hold on everyone is driving by the way than me. I'm taking a flight. We're all very poor folks. So we had to drive. No.

Or borrow cars or rent cars. Guys, because I told you way in advance, like, hey, I'm going to take care of you. Everything's taken care of in Vegas. If you want to fly, fly. And no one took advantage. I know. We'll see. Because the thing was, I saw flights, and I did the math,

and I was like, well, you know, I drive a Prius, which does 54 miles to the gallon. That's 55 miles to the gallon. Get it right, okay. I'm not going to lie. Do you even drive your car? How do you not know this, man? Come on. What the hell?

It really did honestly take me pennies to get here, but Menace called it. Menace called it to the T, and I even pointed it out to my girlfriend when she came to my house so we could leave. I'm like, dude, Menace warned me about this. And she said, well, I was going to come on time, but then my mom wanted to get a breakfast sandwich. I'm calling BS in this whole story. Of course. You know I won't jump in unless I know a complete factual lie.

So we all left the show. So the Woody show. The Woo show. So the woo show so the woody show so the woody show wraps up at 10 a.m pacific right yeah so we're all like okay we gotta wrap everything up right get out of here right we gotta post a podcast we gotta leave yeah yeah so i tell i go home to my fiance dr sunshine leanne and i'm like okay we're all leaving and I'm like ish we're I'm like all of a sudden we're behind schedule because I was like dude we're gonna get home I'm gonna leave yeah and all of a sudden you're ahead of us Tyler left from work so he's ahead of us yeah Tyler cheated

and I remember I remember I'm like damn dude we left like 30 minutes ago Randy said he's in Pasadena which is like 45 minutes ahead of me. And then all of a sudden in Nevada, you're an hour and a half behind me for some reason. It made no sense at all. And all of a sudden you're like, yeah, man, we stopped in Baker. And I'm like, dude, Baker was like 45 minutes ago. Did you just take the longest dump in Baker? That's what I thought.

I was like, dude, this dude had to pull over at Del Taco in Barstow. The really nice Del Taco. Did you eat a Del Taco? No, no, no. We stopped at – Okay, so what happened was we stopped at Starbucks in Victorville. Yeah. And the world's slowest fast food restaurant in Victorville.

All food. Oh, 100%. I'm like, how long does it take to make a barbecue chicken sandwich? My God, dude. Yeah. Do you know who was killing it the whole time was tyler tyler like he got to the hotel i give him crap anybody else i i give him i give him ish though because can you do a better job of talking into the microphone because that'll give you i give tyler crap though i give tyler, though, because he didn't drive at all. Not once.

What does that matter? What time do you do it? What time do you do it? I don't know. It's a courtesy. We weren't stopping taking one-hour lunch breaks in Barstow. Okay. It matters because Tyler said to us, whoa, we beat you here.

We drove faster than you. You didn't drive. We got here. Well, you know, And he made a point. I've been up since this early in the morning. So have I. And I drove. You slept.

You lazy bastard. Hold on. Whoa there. I don't recall bragging about any of this. I am very drunk right now. I said I don't recall. Exactly because you're drunk. You don't remember. I feel like Bill Clinton. Like I don't recall. Exactly, because you're drunk. I feel like Bill Clinton, like I don't recall.

Hold on, let me pause. Let me introduce everybody. We've already yelled at each other. Yeah, yeah, hold on, hold on. Jesus Christ. It's five minutes of yelling so far. My name's Venice. Don't we have a special guest in the room

that's like laying across like a sex pin-up right now? Sorry, I cursed. He's laid out like a playboy right now. Hey, you want to get your ass up and come say hi? It's Alex Mack. Hello, sorry, I was on the bed. Hey, now, legit

question. Between Nick Soundwave and Alex Mack, which one of them do you think got catcalled the most by middle-aged women? Ooh. Catcalled the most by middle-aged women? It has to be a tie. I'm going to give Alex the win here

because I've been walking through with a woman on my arm. Oh, that's right. I've been here with my fiancée, Dr. Sunshine. But he's a very attractive man, and he's walking through casinos solo you know what else is is that Alex has like the poofy hair kind of like if you look at if you look at Eric's it's gelled Alex is just like naturally yeah it's less poofy dude I'm the only single person in this whole group yeah i know true true how how how i think i think i'm just picky uh you're too picky i think uh i don't know okay i'm just gonna say that i don't want to

start any drama tyler where the f is vd is this the first thing we're talking about? She is currently asleep, passed out. Okay. I just want to let you know that I paid for VD's buffet today, and she wasn't there. Okay. Look, I explained. I explained. This is about to smash his goddamn phone. I explained that she was. Later, when I realized she wasn't there after I paid.

I didn't realize that you had paid for everyone's already. So I will pay you back that money. I feel horrible about that. Tyler. I'll pay you back that. Couldn't you have like, you know, texted Matt saying, Hey man, I'm going to be there in the morning. VD isn't going to be there.

Just heads up. I was very drunk last night as well. And I probably... No, I'm not. I did definitely wake up drunk this morning. Okay. Okay. We haven't

got to it we we gotta restart we were yeah yeah let's reset we've already talked about it i'm not gonna give ish to anybody but randy of course in this podcast because i told him i'm like wait you're not leaving till 11 a.m the the radio show, the Woody show, the morning show, wraps up at 10 a.m. I go, why are you waiting until 11? I go, you're never going to leave at 11. Why? And then what happened?

We left late as hell. Wait, wait. He was the last one here, right? I was the last one here. That's right. Randy was the last one here. Not only was he the last one here, but he was literally as I was getting into las vegas nick sanway was one city behind me the entire way who

did i meet in the lobby and then go up and drop my bags off and come back down to the lobby and still meet in the lobby waiting for randy brett aka board what was funny he said hey man did randy meet you in the meet you in the parking lot? No, he didn't. Okay, I'm going to go up and drop my stuff off. I'll be back down, and we're going to get the rest of my stuff. So Randy... Guess who showed up 15 minutes after I went up, down, and back?

So Randy... Not even that. Okay, hold on. So Randy was right behind Nick Soundwave. He was ahead of me for some reason, 25 minutes when I first left. And then all of a sudden, Randy says, hey, I'm in the parking lot. I'm pulling in. I'll be right there.

Next thing, 15 minutes later, hey, I'm in the parking lot. I'll be right there. 15 minutes later, hey, I'm in the parking lot. I'll be right there. I guarantee he went south. I did. I did. I did.

So what happened was Randy got lost and went to the wrong parking lot and all of a sudden ended up somewhere else. I didn't go to the wrong parking lot. I just overshot it because I thought – Yeah, and ended up in the wrong parking lot. No, no, but I didn't end up at a parking lot though. I just turned down the street and I turned back around. So you lied about entering the parking lot.

Yeah, exactly. So you lied to me. You're a dirty, filthy liar. Shut up. You deserve to die. Honestly that. Yeah, exactly. So you lied to me. You're a dirty, filthy liar. Shut up. You deserve to die. Honestly, shut up, Tyler. I got caught in Baker because I stopped to look at all the abandoned stuff. Yeah.

So it's Friday. I have to do a bunch of stuff at the iHeartRadio Festival. What happened with you guys? What happened Friday? So we all got here. We all met up. We all got our rooms, hung out for a little bit. And then we started

To get ready for The iHeartRadio Music Festival Yes Which We were generously Invited to We got to

Enjoy Say hi to a bunch of people And we got to see Such great bands As Green Day Heart So amazing Hootie and the Blowfish

Was surprisingly entertaining. They were so good, man. I'm bummed out. I missed out on Hootie. The Hoots. And Green Day killed it. I mean, they always do. I'm such a big fan of Green Day.

I always have been. They're one of my favorite bands of all time. But to see them open the iHeartRadio Music Festival, most people say, you're the opening band, whatever. You're at the bottom. They kicked off the show so intensely. It was punk rock. It was badass.

It was the most hard-hitting 30 minutes I've seen to start a show. Okay, my question is, who tapped out first after we're getting drunk in the VIP? Well, see, after the VIP, everybody kind of took off a different way. We all met up later. So, just to recap, everybody got the VIP at the first night. Oh, yeah. Actually. The first night of the iHeartRadio Festival.

Move over. First night of the iHeartRadio Festival, everybody had VIP. And my question is, everyone was drinking all night. Who tapped out first? I can't I can't say who tapped out first because I don't factually know who tapped out first. Well I do.

But I can tell you who disappeared first. That would be our buddy Nick Soundwave. Oh! Alright so I'm gonna lay out my situation here. I had a friend come from the East Coast, and he didn't want to have to deal with, like, check baggage.

Yeah. And he was going to be here the same weekend, yesterday, whatever, right? So, yeah, so he flew in at 10 o'clock last night, and I told Brett, I told Randy, I might have told Tyler, I don't know. Maybe. But I said, hey, man, my homie's coming in at 10 o'clock. Mommy's coming in at 10 o'clock, and I coming at 10 o'clock and i gotta go i gotta give him a bag i gotta give him his his laundry his whatever he need to do right yeah yeah his souvenirs yeah so he left so i left about 9 30 10 o'clock so and

then i left all right so here i worried about eric though because i was texting my yo do or yet okay so here's the thing though eric doesn doesn't remember, but we were texting Eric, hey, we're going to be here. We're going to go there, meet up with us. Randy found him, and then he disappeared again. He was supposed to meet up with us again. Stopped responding, and we never heard from him. What, today? On Friday or Saturday?

On Friday. On Friday, yeah. Whatever, dude. Friday happens. from them on Friday on Friday. Yeah So so Nick sound wave tapped out first Then me and Randy and our significant others made it to the Taco Bell Cantina. Okay. So legit. If I may. And Tyler disappeared. I don't, obviously, because I'm human, I don't know if the afterlife exists.

I don't know if heaven exists. Half my family is Jehovah Witness, so they have this idea that, like, you know, there's, like, a nice little place to go live when you die. I don't know if any of this exists or whatever, but... What does this have to do with Vegas? Give me a second, Brent. Don't interrupt me. If I had a picture heaven as a place, it'd be the

Taco Bell Cantina. This place had a DJ, two floors, Taco Bell, alcoholic slushy drinks. It was so legit. You said that and Alex pretty much just passed out. As he should. It's amazing. Alex Mack went from the sexy pose on the bed to the hallelujah pose on the bed.

I've never dropped more money on Taco Bell and never been more okay with dropping that much money. That was like $30 to $40 for me. I dropped like $60. It was legit. So. It was great. Who tapped out next in the night between Randy, myself, and Tyler? It wasn't next. It was not next. It was legit. So it was great. Who tapped out next in the night between Randy, myself, and Tyler? It wasn't next.

It was not next. It was first. Well, then I guess I tapped out. No, no, no. He was out. I'm sorry. You were out. Nick, all right.

I love you, buddy. You were out. Number one. So who tapped out next? Who's next? Randy. Randall. Dude, I had so much Taco Bell

in my stomach. And the thing was, because this is my first time really being here and walking around, you really never realize how far everything is until you walk there. You know what? We're supposed to meet with Menace this morning, right? Yeah. It's 9.58. We're supposed to meet with Menace at 10 o'clock in the morning.

Thank you. I'm literally standing across from Menace. Nick Tauwe is the first one there. Literally standing across from Menace, and it's two minutes from when we're supposed to meet with him. And Randy texts, Hey, man, just leaving right now. I'm like, bro, it's at least a 10 to 15-minute walk

from where you're at to where we're at right now. I'm leaving right now. I know the buffet was leaving. Nobody understands how far you actually have to walk from casino to casino. You know the buffet was leaving. Nobody understands how far you actually have to walk from casino to casino. You know,

here's the thing. How late did everybody say it? Well, so the first, just the first day, Nick Sandway, Randy, Tyler,

because I watched Tyler go to his room from afar. And I was like, you're a creep. Oh, that is weird. I gotta stop getting,

I gotta like, I have to stop getting pressed for the first day because I legitimately had somebody else's laundry in my room like I had to leave let me tell you this real quick night one I was wanting to get up everybody can check it out

at at menace on instagram at menace on instagram and the second I put on my whole fit so I put on at menace on Instagram. At menace on Instagram. Yep. And the second I put on my whole fit, so I put on a blazer and I put on a shirt. Yeah. And pants and everything.

And the second I put it on, I told Alex Mack. Alex Mack, who is maybe sleeping right now. I love it. Alex Mack, come over here for a second. I know you're sleeping Yeah come on Alex That shot Put in the bed

Just resting my eyes Okay the second I put on my outfit For night one Of the iHeartRadio Festival I said to Alex I'm like

Alex I'm like I messed up dude And he's all What I'm all Dude Everyone's gonna Think i'm security oh true

i got i wore everything black black you know blazer black t-shirt black pants everything i go dude everyone's gonna think i'm security look if there's a silver lining when me and vd showed up and we saw you we both said you look straight fire i do no no i look look i agree second but but i was like i look like security so i you know alex mack and i are sharing a hotel room and i said oh man i look security i messed up blah blah i get out of my room 20 seconds Not even 20 seconds later The maids are out there There's like 4 maids outside the room They all thought I was security

They started asking me security questions Dude Didn't that one girl come up to you and she was like You know what I really like it here But the issue with your hotel is So what happened was So okay at the i heart radio festival everything was cool i was wearing all black everyone knew i was in security so then i go to this after party that's at one of the hotels going out to the vip suite and i i press on the elevator and it's like the very tippy tippy top and it costs like

i don't know like 28 g's for a night for this room i'm going up to and yeah just 28 g's so some people pop in like midway on the elevator and uh they're going up like just like five four they're going up five floors beneath me the guy he's like oh yeah he's joking around with me he knows that that i'm not with the hotel and i'm not security and that he's asking me about like the top floor and like how cool it is and all that kind of stuff but the girl that he's with is so wasted she goes so yeah i like your i like your hotel but you know the guy you know i i really don't like the the room service and the cleanup is not that well blah blah she thought i worked for the hotel so that's why alex mack and i we went to the mall the next day and i bought all

new clothes alex mack is trying to get me to wear cheetah prints and i'm like dude i can't wear a cheetah print i can't i i go that's it dude alex mack can rock cheetah print but not me i forgot the occasion but about a year ago maybe a year and a half ago i sent menace a picture of me with the cheetah print jacket on and he posted it on the Woody Show social and I got so much goddamn hate. So much flaming. Do you remember what that was for? I forgot what it was for. That was for my wedding. You douchebag. You were supposed to wear it.

You wore a cheetah print to his wedding? He was supposed to and he backed out of it because of the hate he got. And I loved the outfit. Well deserved by the way. I would have been so appreciative if he wore that, but he pussed out just like everything else. Truthfully, I pussed

out not only because of the hate, but because it was also like $150 to rent it for a night. I was like, yeah, okay. Brett knows I care about him, but my wallet's going to beat the living ish out of me. But I mean, it's different though because Alex Mack is one of the few people I know. Because I know a set amount of people who can pull off any look.

It just works. Alex is one of those people. Alex could wear. You guys are going to make me blush. Alex could wear. I think he wants to do you, man. Just have sex with him. He is.

I know. Just have sex with him already, Randy. He's going to change the rules into a surprise, guys. He did better than his room, man. He's going to change the rules. Just go in there. We're at room 2221-04. Come hang out with us.

Isn't that the same room that Dildar was meeting someone in? Oh, yeah. I do have a girl question, though. Okay. All right. So here's my issue. So y'all are leaving tomorrow.

Yes. That's right. Yeah, yeah. because it's easy for you guys to fly back well we gotta drive fly blah blah back to la from vegas but right now i'm in the midwest so i'm flying and it saved me 300 bucks to go back on monday so i'm just kicking it here yeah and i met some of menace's friends and they're going to a music festival here so here's the issue this girl i i think is pretty cute yeah and cool and and hit me up i think i was gone it's like hey like you can kick it with us like just come

to the music festival do do i spend 180180? $1,050 trillion percent no. No? Absolutely not. Just do it. Don't listen to the fools in the room. Just do it. Brett is secretly a romantic too. He's a good one too.

He's a really good guy. How do you think I got taken? Just do it. Oh, okay. I mean, all right. That's a good point. It's funny though because Bort is one of the few people who will give me a bajillion

financial, you know, like, don't spend money on this, don't spend money on that. But then it's like he knows for the stuff that does matter. When it comes to love. When it comes to love and the things you love, Bort always knows. He's like, you know what? Sometimes it's okay to just spend that money. This is the sappiest What's New podcast. I know, right?

And I'm so glad that I'm here for it. I'm vulnerable and I'm drunk, and I'm going to tell you now that literally Warren G, Snoop Dogg, and maybe 8 trillion other. I'm vulnerable and I'm drunk. That is not a good combo. Maybe 8 trillion other rappers have made songs. He's going to get docked in Provo. I don't know. Randy, we get it.

You want to be the girl. You want to be the girl. I wanted to be the girl. But literally eight trillion rappers have made songs that advise you not to do whatever it is you're about to do. Think about it. You just got a brand new position at a brand new place. You're going to be the guy. I don't see why you would spend that much money just for one night of something really

happy. I'm a really picky guy. Well, that's you. And there are not a lot of girls that I'm like, oh. You know, like, it takes a lot for me to be impressed. You got to be like, you can't pull off leopard spotted brows. Yeah, you have to be able to. First and foremost, you have to be able to pull off cheetah print.

Yeah. Here's the issue. Very far away. Also, 180 bucks for one day of the festival but also we're all getting these tattoos tomorrow oh yeah so is it worth it i don't see your point so get the tattoo get the tattoo show the chick pay the money hang out with the chick now you have someone to meet up with if you're going for it don't mess up one of my contacts alex yeah that's why i don't want to say anything i don't want to say anything dude i don't want to you got a little bit more that's why i don't want to start throwing

throwing like ideas and stuff or what's going to happen but if you're looking for something long term judging by where the majority of these people who are around us are from the city where they come from straight business they're all about their careers they're all about whether where they're going next what's going on next and i feel like you're about to start a new chapter in your life you should just enjoy that chapter for what it is like just ride maybe ride the wave take it where it's going to take you i get what you're saying and maybe i'm just you know in the past year and a half i've just become a simple midern man. Yeah. But, you know, I don't often get excited by meeting people. Right. And in the past few days, I've been like, oh, snap.

Like, this is the kind of person I would like to hang out with. And that doesn't happen often. Right. But maybe I'm just not used to the big city, y'all. Look. You know? This is going to sound crazy. This is going to sound wild.

No, no, no. Just stop. Go sound crazy Just stop Just stop right now I don't trust you anymore You don't trust me Hold on I got to ask a question Because Tyler was totally falling asleep Through the whole conversation

Okay what are your thoughts I want to know if you've been listening I know something about a hook up That's all I know That's all I remember I heard the last like 20 seconds. Tyler, how did you fall asleep in the same? Better than half anything you said all night.

How did you fall asleep in the same position? I really hope we have some ladies in here. Wait, hold on. Oh, hey, the ladies finally showed up. Welcome to the party. I thought it was the funniest thing. Brett's wife is wearing a cowboy hat. I was like, where'd you find a cowboy hat at?

I bought her one. It looks black. Did you steal it off Tim McGraw's head? Wait, can you ask these girls what I should do with the other girl? Yeah, perfect. I feel like a female perspective is important. Ask your question again. Hold on, hold on.

Everybody, everybody, everybody, hold on. Alex Mack has a girl love question. Alright, girls. Is it worth it for me to spend $180? Do you feel like it's worth it? Do you feel like it's worth it?

How invested are you in this person? I think the fact that he's asking is implying that he wants to know. Just do it. You're missing the fact that Alex Mack is very picky. It's not often that he actually is extremely interested in someone, and he is at this moment. It doesn't matter where they live.

It doesn't matter where they're from. He's extremely interested. Should he drop the money go to it and spend time with her and see if it goes further yes yes or no i feel like if you're that interested then yes you should go for it like but if you have some doubt about it then don't do it because like honestly if you have a little bit of doubt then maybe like you shouldn't pursue it but if you're like invested and you want to do it, which I'm getting that vibe that that's what you want to do,

then do it. The only thing holding me back is my bank account. What does that mean? You can always from a therapy level. Without saying his name, there is a certain R&B artist who was recently disgraced who said, my mind's

telling me no. My body is telling me no. My body. My body is telling me yes. My body is telling me yes. I don't want to hurt nobody, but there's something I must confess. I don't see nothing wrong with it. Sorry. But, I mean, if you're going to be here for an extra day and you have absolutely nothing planned,

considering how much you could potentially spend, I can't believe I'm signing with Bort, but if you consider what you could potentially spend on this day without going to do something, then, I mean, an investment like this wouldn't kill you. I was literally going to ish talk him for his mic skills and being an honor talent, but I'll agree with him. And I'm going to say gonna say look if you think

they're worth it it's worth the shot to do it because you never know what's gonna happen until you take the shot all right everybody well it's really really late it's 3 a.m here in las vegas i don't even know what we just did right now but it is menace did you do anything special on day two of the iHeartRadio festival no i saw a lot of people you can see it all on instagram at menace m-e-n-a-c or at what's new pod on instagram but more importantly i think in about seven eight hours less than that yeah we all gotta get a tattoo i hope everybody is ready to do it. We're going to be at the Hard Rock Cafe at the Huntington and Hart. Huntington and Hart. Huntington and Hart at the Hard Rock Cafe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. We're going to all get a tattoo together. It's the pizza-themed tattoo. Hell, yeah. Make sure to follow us at What's New Pod. 100%. I'm losing my voice.

You got this. What's New Pod at What's New Pod on Instagram. See what tattoos we pod, at what's new pod on Instagram. See what tattoos we got. And it's going to be super, super fun. Tyler, wake up. Randy,

thank you for being here. Thanks for being here. Nick Soundwave. Nick Soundwave. And Bort, thank you everybody. And all of our ladies in the house. Shout out to the myth, the man, the myth, the legend, Alex Mack.

Alex Mack in the building, everybody. Yeah, we out here. You know. If you want to hear about my paranormal experiences, this is Zach Bagans, Haunted Museum. Follow the broadcast. We'll talk about it next week on the What's New podcast. And I'd love to know.

I'll tell you on the broadcast. And if I may, I for one would love to know the story as to how Shasta got her cowboy hat. At the broadcast. Because Brett hates anything Brett hates anything in everything country. Alright. Okay, good night. Alright. Anyways,

you know everything. Oh, oh, real quick. If you actually listened to this all the way through um congrats we're actually going to be doing a live podcast in a couple days in two weeks the 909 in rancho cucamonga on october 1st from 4 to 6 p.m. at Lazy Dog Restaurant. That's right. The home is at Lazy Dog. If you actually listen to this from beginning to end, again, we're going to be at Lazy Dog Restaurant, 4 to 6 p.m.

Cannot wait. In Rancho Kukabunga. Yes. Come hang out with us. We have a ton of giveaways going on. And, yeah, we're out here. Again, just go to whatsnewpod. again. Just go to what's new pod.com. All the info.

Click on events. Click on events. We out here. You know, Tyler, I'll go tuck you in bed right now. You will not. I will be. I'm grabbing the I'm grabbing the couch. Gosh.

Hashtag reigns a dick. All right, everybody. If you made it all the way through or fast forward at this point you are a saint yes that was the live recording from las vegas again um i think maybe i drunkly said that we're gonna have another live recording at lazy dog from four to six p.m in rancho cucamonga on october 1st again get all the details go to to whatsnewpod.com and click on the events page. I want to give a big shout out to other podcasts like The Bortcast with Bort. You can check out The Bortcast.

Just go to thebortcast.com. Also, the Nerd Now podcast with Ravy, Randy, Cameron, and Courtney. That's me. Don't forget, Cameron has his own podcast as well with his girlfriend, Katie. It's called Mostly True Opinions. Go look that up as well. Matt and Kim, they hit me up. I'm going to be on their podcast.

Just go to mattandkim.com. Check them out live. They are a band, and they also have a podcast, Matt and Kim Podcast. Check out the Joe Coy Podcast, the Coy Pond. It is super funny. It will inspire you to do better in life. I'm telling you it's very inspirational i love it we love joe yeah the joe koi podcast just go to j-o-k-o-y.com

that's j-o-k-o-y.com joe koi.com go to the sex with emily podcast that's sex with emily.com i've been on and off co-hosting with her for over i don't know 13 14 years now so check that out check out the ryan hoppy podcast the hoppy hour what's up dudes if you want to be a radio dj hear it from the people themselves he has interviewed hundreds of djs from around the country just check out the hoppy hour with r Hoppy. And don't forget the Mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday. That is the morning show that we work on. You can hear it on the iHeartRadio app. Just search The Woody Show on the iHeartRadio app, The Woody Show, and you'll have new podcasts

Monday through Friday available for you. We'll be back to regularly scheduled podcasts next week. We won't have a live podcast for a little while, maybe a day or two, or maybe next time. I don't know. I think next time we may have a little bit. Okay. Yeah. If it's usable.

I don't know if this last thing you heard was usable, but. It'll be better than this one. Hey, look, you downloaded it. You knew what you were getting yourself into. Randy's attached to it. Therefore, you do get Randy somehow. You know it you were getting yourself into. Randy's attached to it, therefore you do get Randy somehow. You know it was going to be fire. Nick Soundway, do you have anything else to say before we leave?

I miss Vegas already, guys. Let's go back. Randy? Tyler, how's your head and your kidneys? You okay after Vegas? I am okay. I am very good, yes. Just checking. Tyler, anything? Friday night, let's get very good, yes. Yeah. Just checking. All right.

Tyler, anything? Friday night. Let's get ready to rumble with this Madden tournament. That's right. This Madden NFL tournament. Bort? If you want to hear about my adventures in Vegas, including a trip to Zach Bagans' Haunted Museum and all the weird occult, possessed, scary, dark stuff

that I saw and experienced, you can go to the Bortcast this week. Not going to lie, lie dude when you texted us about that and I was like Randy Brett's gonna bring something cursed back and I'm gonna be afraid to go into work man oh you guys need to hear about the disclaimer that I signed you dick it's

intense I saw some weird stuff but you can hear about this week on the broadcast and quick shout out and thank you to Menace for bringing us out to do the podcast in Vegas, man. It was amazing. Anytime. I hope you guys had a really, really good time over the weekend.

It was the best of times and it was the most hilarious of times watching these three knuckleheads do everything that they did. Yeah. And don't forget, check out our tattoos at What's New Pod on Instagram, at What's New Pod on Instagram. I love everybody's tattoo in the room. It's hilarious. What's their info. You could follow them on Instagram at H H tattoo, Las Vegas.

That's H H tattoo, Las Vegas, or you could go to their website, H H tattoo.com. And all of our tattoo artists were great. We each had a different one for the most part. Shout out to Mike. Shout out to Eric. Eric, dude.

Eric's a solid good brother. Everyone was great. You're not going to have a bad experience. Just go enjoy. Outro Music