What's New Podcast - Live from the Party House!

Episode Date: August 23, 2025

The gang is together in Coachella Valley having a pool party. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's new, what's new with menace. What's up, everybody, and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. This is the House Party Pool Edition, everybody. Yeah. We have Julianne. We have Tyler. We have Randy. We have Eric.
Starting point is 00:00:23 We have Leanne in the house. Young Austin in the building. You're going to hear him. Spicy Nacho. and geo, but the thing is no Brett. I don't know. Brett has the address. He might show up. We don't know. So he might join us later on the pod. Now, we already been hanging out for a night. Eric just got here. Eric, you saw some of our social media. The first thing that went out on social media was Tyler's putting skills. Right. What did you think about that? Well, anytime a video surfaces of Tyler trying anything athletic, it's going to be funny because he does not have an athletic bone in his body. Oh, and he begged for me. You can see that he didn't show it on his own social media because he begged for me
Starting point is 00:01:07 to have that one shot where he did make it after. Did he actually not show up on my social media? Yeah. Oh, come on. Dude, because I showed 16 shots of him not making it and then the shot of him finally making it. And he's like, look, first try. What I recall is I made it on the first try.
Starting point is 00:01:23 You weren't filming and he wanted me to try it again. And, you know, that's, that's an effing lie. I'm pretty sure that didn't happen. that didn't happen but yeah we had a lot of fun the night before we had chef tyler in the building he grilled for us guys grill master yeah he has the look of any kind of like just guy who should be good at grilling a guy that works a guy that works in food truck like he has the look down yeah yeah grill master tea is what we called it hot dogs were a little cold oh yeah appreciate the you know what didn't weren't you weren't complaining when you were eating them so yeah oh and then
Starting point is 00:01:58 And we found out that Julianne eats raw hot dogs, which keeps on coming up in conversations recently. I don't know why. So it first came up with Hammer and Hank, who does the Crossfire on the Woody Show. If you, you know, you're an old school listener of things that I've done. He was part of the doghouse morning show. But we had him on the Woody show recently, and he shared that he eats raw hot dogs. And we said, that's effing disgusting. Then there's another morning show called David Mahoney.
Starting point is 00:02:27 and they were sharing on their social media that they had people in their circle that eat raw hot dogs. Then yesterday, guess who shared with us that they eat raw hot dogs? Me. That's effing gross, dude.
Starting point is 00:02:42 It's not that she eats raw hot dogs. It's that she peels them like they're a banana and then eats them. Yeah, I like to peel the skin off of it and then I eat the skin and then I eat the hot dog. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:02:56 I don't like, cooked weeders is just not my thing, but rod-dog in it all the way, baby. That's what people are looking to is how to complicate eating a hot dog. Instead of this, you know, dog to mouth, they want steps. They want to peel. That's like saying it's complicated to eat string cheese. You peel string cheese. It's supposed to put it in your mouth.
Starting point is 00:03:16 What do you mean? No, no, no. I'm talking about the peeling of the string cheese. Okay, cool. Like, people just don't shove it in their mouth. It's the enjoyment they get of peeling the string cheese. Who is enjoying peeling a hot dog? I enjoy it.
Starting point is 00:03:28 I find it fun. It's so gross. I can't believe I drove with you. My mom also eats hot dogs raw. What? Yeah. So it wasn't completely like mind-blowing to me. But my mom doesn't peel them.
Starting point is 00:03:39 She does the same thing with bananas. She eats them like a beaver. You know how like beaver? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gna on it? Yeah, yeah. They'll bite, bite around the outside and there's a ton's thin and it kind of collapsed. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:49 That's just as bad. Yeah, it's weird, yes. But she'll eat it like around and then it'll like timber, fall over piece of it. I have this weird thing where I'll eat waffles in the microwave and I'll purposely, like, they come out because they close like tortillas and I'll bite into the middle as opposed to like. And then it's just like a tortilla, like a waffle with no middle. I don't know. It's like eating, yeah, yeah. There was that eating stuff.
Starting point is 00:04:12 There's a thing like with Justin Bieber, they don't know if he was trolling or not, but he was out in public eating a burrito by the middle instead of on the end. Have you seen that before? No. That's just a sandwich at that point. Yeah, yeah, true. Felicity used to eat tacos that way. Now, I don't want to blow over the fact that Tyler just brought up that Julian and him took a drive here. Sorry, we already started drinking, guys.
Starting point is 00:04:36 So I apologize that you guys drove together here to the Coachella Valley. And how was that experience? That was a fun experience because I offered the drive because I figured like, okay, if somebody was running. He's a gentleman, guys. So I offered to drive. And she's like, oh, well, I was planning. on driving. So we kind of went back and forth and I just went in assuming I was driving. It was fine. So I show up and she's like, no, I'll, I'll drive if you want, like you can drink on
Starting point is 00:05:05 the way there. And I said, all right, don't tell me twice. Yeah. So we hopped in, hopped by the Staterbrose down the street. On the way here, two tall white claws, a 20 ounce red bull and four mini glasses of vodka. He's an animal guy. When we got to the store, I was like, Tyler, why don't you buy like a little thing of vodka and then buy like a red bull and then put the vodka in the red bowl and drink it or you can even get like a seltzer and put the vodka in the salser he's like yeah all right this is incredible innovation yeah amazing the uh i think brett said in the what's new group like what a dynamic duo or something on those lines i said something similar in the tyler in our group chat which is us three and i was like this is a dangerous
Starting point is 00:05:46 combination because julian always has ideas and tyler is a yes man Exactly what happened, which is so funny. I was like, Dan, they know us way too well. Yeah. Because everything I said, I was all, hey, why didn't you put the vodka, blah, blah? He's like, okay. I'm all, hey, do you want to stop at the casino? Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Yeah, so I was very concerned with the casino. I was very concerned with the casino stop because Tyler's like, oh, my mom is making some items for you. I'm going to bring them. And one of the things that she's known for is that layered thing? What is that? It's like seven different layers. Yeah, explain it real quick. Yeah, how's that work?
Starting point is 00:06:20 Yeah, it's like pudding and stuff in it? Brownie, chocolate pudding, whipped cream three times. Yeah. So I was already concerned because she is known for that item. And I'm like, wait a minute. They're already taking this two hour drive. And then when I call them, I go, where are you? They go, we're at Morongo Casino right now.
Starting point is 00:06:39 We're gambling and going to the bathroom. I go, wait a minute. Is that pudding thing in the 110 degree heat right now? So I thought the same thing. because I didn't know what was in the box. And I'm like, Tyler, maybe we shouldn't like go gamble. Maybe we should just go pee and come back because isn't your mom's stuff going to go bad? He's all, no, we're in the parking structure.
Starting point is 00:07:00 I'm like, yeah, it's like a hundred and fifty degrees in here too, dummy. But I didn't think that you guys thought that there was pudding in there. I didn't know. It was oatmeal chocolate chip cookies and banana bread, both bombers out. Oh, so good. So when we got to them and we started eating them, it was like fresh out of the oven. Yeah, yeah. I was like everything was in there.
Starting point is 00:07:19 unbaked and it is naturally baked in the car yeah so good so now you guys are at the party house the last time you guys were at the party house it was just dirt in the backyard we now have a pool we now have a putting green which we've already talked about how Tyler sucks at and then we have a large TCL television what do you guys think of the new setup versus the dirt that used to be here it is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life yeah it's wonderful I love it I especially love the TV setup because just it's pointing right to the pool, so you'd be in the pool, drinking your cocktail, and watching TV. It's just, it's perfect.
Starting point is 00:07:57 How you set everything up is perfect. Now, shout out to TCL television's 98 inches. Yeah. So glorious. The funny thing about it is you walk out of the door and you see the pool and you're showing me the pool. You're showing me the putting green and you're like, oh, wow, this is really nice. This is cool.
Starting point is 00:08:11 You know, you've taken all in. And then you're like, oh, yeah, and turn around and there's this monster. A wall of the TV on the hall. Yeah, it's cool. So hopefully, I think, again, in the birthday month this year of October, we are going to give away some more 98-inch TV. So look out for that. And I also want to say that the trip to Dubai is happening. A listener is going to be able to travel to Dubai with myself and Woody first class on Emirates. Nice. I listen. Yeah. I listen. Yeah. Now, have you have you having to go? you have any interest in going to Dubai? Slight interest, but I would have to spend more than, because you guys are doing if you're paying for it.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Yeah. Well, it's called an extreme weekend. Now, we're not the ones that came up with this, but extreme weekends is now a thing where people travel to other countries within a weekend, a very long distance, go there, do some stuff, and come right back. So that's basically what we're doing. Will you get the full experience of everything that you want to do with the listener? Do you know what's crazy is the lot of stuff that I want to do is only 10 minutes from the airport.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Oh. So, yeah. Cool. I mean, I would love to say there more days, but hey, you know what? Not to be naive, but like, what do people go to Dubai to do? Right elephants? Well, no, yeah. Yeah, so obviously a lot of people go there to Dubai to go shopping.
Starting point is 00:09:40 And that's, you know, obviously where I'm going to go. I'm going to go to the mall. But then there's also the Birch Khalifa, which is the largest building in the world. That is like right next to the mall as well. And then they have a couple of like Dubai things where they have like these gardens and stuff like that that are really cool. But they have indoor skiing all kinds of like crazy stuff. Yeah, theme parks. It's going to be it's going to be pretty fun.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Like 130 heat at index outside. No, actually I told them, I'm like, hey, we got to book these soon. because October is a very popular time to go to Dubai because it's not a trillion degrees. It's, uh, it's tolerable. It's tolerable. It's tolerable. I don't know. Let's take some shots. Yeah. I would love to see Tyler visited a country like that. Some are far away. Yeah. Interesting to say, I don't know anything. I know how many milk mommas are out there. Well, that's brought you can get arrested for. You just pump them and dump them and fly back. Now, I do not want to be arrested in the Middle East. I will be okay. You know,
Starting point is 00:10:43 There's always a culture shock whenever Tyler goes somewhere else. I know. That's just like places in California. Just anything. Like him in Dubai. I mean, I would assume he would stand out like a giant sort of. Getting.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Getting it. All right. You guys want to take some shots? Yeah. Okay. So right here I have Casa. Casa de Dragons. Casa Dragones.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Dragones. You got it. Yes. Casa Dragonez. Now this is. House of dragons in Spanish. This is a three. $300 bottle of
Starting point is 00:11:15 tequila that I did not buy. I was about to say, you're wasting it on Tyler? What the hell? First off, I am worth every drop. Thank you. Tyler will drink all of it. He will.
Starting point is 00:11:25 It's aged 11 years. It is also signed by the CEO of IHeart Radio, Bob Pittman. He is part owner of this. So as current and ex-employees of I-Hart Radio, I think that we should enjoy this together. So I'm going to do one. While you pour these, I want to point out that it's always good to see Tyler out in this scenario because getting tank top Tyler is just always a true.
Starting point is 00:11:55 I'm standing here because then we can take in all of his tattoos. I'm standing here looking at first of all how red he is already. And then second, just all of the just top-notch tattoos just staring at me. It's glory. Yeah, I was actually staring at the tattoo on your right arm. what the what the heck does that say? Because it looks like
Starting point is 00:12:17 it's scribble but then I realized after staring at it long enough that it's actually words. At this point people ask what does I say and it's ancient text Yeah it looks at it like Yeah it's a Bible verse It says it's a good name is better than a fine perfume
Starting point is 00:12:32 And the day of death is better than the day of birth Yeah Also known as like I said the ancient text So we're at a bar and Gina Grad was with us And we're all like tipsy And I told Dreena Grat, I was like, if you could read what is on his arm, I'll give you $1,000. Impossible. And I think she read it word for it.
Starting point is 00:12:50 No, she still, she messed up. Everyone overlooks my favorite part of this tattoo, though. And it's the fact that he has dog tags on his arm. Because it has to do with having a good name. Soul and Valor. Yeah. So like 21-year-old baby is like, oh, let's put dog tags around it. And I was literally having this conversation with Jules yesterday.
Starting point is 00:13:08 The way you think when you're younger does not reflect how you think when you're older. True. We need a ring. When you were older. They were just as bad. Mistakes were made. All right. Let's salute.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Cheers, guys. Cheers. All right, day two. Oh, yeah. So there's a lot of football going on today. Delicious. Yeah. I thought it was pretty good.
Starting point is 00:13:39 We already watched some college football. Yeah. first rank game of the season that was a good one yeah and then uh there's going to be some bills right later yeah sneaky big sports day to be here i'm sure we'll be you know very engaged and talking to everybody yeah staring at our phone at a fantasy draft the dodgers podres the bills played today college football's back there's no uh tyler would be very engaged in conversing with everybody not staring at his phone i know i will um but 430 like you said we're drafting we're locking there was nothing worse than when you you know men to set us up with at stadium swim
Starting point is 00:14:11 at Circa in Las Vegas and it's this dope experience and he sat in our cabana the whole time staring at his phone because he had money on a game and making bets and the Carolina hurricanes burned me to this day so oh no wait talking about making bets we forgot to mention that when we got to morongo Tyler took out 60 bucks gave me 20 we lost it in like five second yeah I lost it about five minutes yeah so now you're gambling tell you what 20 bucks don't bet on video relet not a great idea So before we move on from the sports talk, I've been alluding to this for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:14:45 These guys know what I'm talking about. I'm the Commissioner of Fantasy League with Eric and Tyler and a couple other guys. This year I was like, let's do something fun. I'm going to go in cameo and I'm going to get a celebrity to read off her draft order. Oh, sweet.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Do something fun. Be like, hey, here are the names. Go have fun with it. Put us in order. It was hard to find a name. It was hard to find a guy that I wanted, a guy that I liked. More importantly, a guy that was reasonable price-wise.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Finally, I settled on former Olympian and WWHall of Fame or Kurt Engel. Yes. And Kurt Engel read out our whole draft, but there was one part in particular about Tyler that when he gave him his number, I thought was really fun. I want to share with you guys. All right. Number 11 is Tyler, who his girlfriend picks his team for him. You're an idiot and you're a pussy.
Starting point is 00:15:34 That's a moment. Dude, that's dumb. A Hall of Fame. A Hall of Famer gold medalist That said your name He called you an idiot and a pussy Okay, so there's a couple things with this Number one
Starting point is 00:15:46 Make clear, I do not have a girlfriend Let's let's make that very clear That's where you're starting That's what you're available Aligations Number two, it is absolutely wild To have one of your childhood heroes Be like, oh, he shouted me out
Starting point is 00:16:00 And then he's like, he's an idiot and a pussy I was like oh well this is sad now So I want to share some context So the day prior I had floated a couple options to both Eric and Tyler and sort of like a brainstorming session. And I will say, Eric was game for whatever. He was like, whatever, do whatever you want. Tyler was the one that kind of gave me the inspiration to go with Kurt because he was like,
Starting point is 00:16:19 yo, that'd be so sick. I love Kurt Engel. So when Kurt went a little rogue on that one and called him an idiot and a pussy, it was both hilarious, but then also felt a little bed for Tyler. It's definitely funnier. But like on top of that, so another league of mine did the same thing where they did like a cameo thing. And for people who know this show, they got Kevin from the old FX show, The League, like the fantasy football show.
Starting point is 00:16:44 This dude, in that video, called me a jerk and a piece of shit. In the past 24 hours, just for fantasy draft, it was absolutely glorious. Yeah, very nice. It's crazy. To pull back the Korean a little bit, this was something that came up, came out like a week or two ago. Yeah. And this was the piece of audio that Tyler floated in the group chat. Oh, by the way, you know?
Starting point is 00:17:03 And then I'm like, I shut it down. I'm like, no, dude, this is not your joke. This is Randy's joke. I had asked Tyler always trying to Yeah, I will admit He doesn't want
Starting point is 00:17:12 Funny this is He doesn't want to share His bad golfing On social media I will admit I did I did ask Randy beforehand
Starting point is 00:17:19 He said it was cool But once Eric dialed it back And now that we've played It was better this way He's always Good call on that Trying to control
Starting point is 00:17:26 The narrative You know Oh yeah dude It's called The Spin Zone So I did bring up sports Because I want to talk about
Starting point is 00:17:32 What is happening with ESPN Is it good to get the app Is everything going to be all in one place now? That's what I hear. That's what the commercial say. Yeah. Is that good or bad?
Starting point is 00:17:42 What do you think? So it's going to cost about 30 bucks a month. It is going to have a lot. Yeah. But it's also losing a little bit. So. Hold on, hold on. Tyler just,
Starting point is 00:17:53 Tyler's struggling right now. Yeah. I had a hiccup. I didn't understand like he just burped up something. Yeah, because he had a shot. We're good. We're good. No, so they're losing UFC.
Starting point is 00:18:04 They're going to be losing Sunday night. and most of baseball. Guess I am aware it's sweating. It's very humid out here. But they are gaining W.W.E. And I think it's the main one they're gaining. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:18 People on W.E. On ESPN, who is the next one to call you a pussy? That's a very good question. Oh, dude, if John Cena called him a pussy, he would be suicidal. I want John Cena to call me that too. Something with something.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Yeah. Yeah, so it's all going to be in one spot. ESPN's going to have all the WW pay-per-views starting, I believe, next month in September with their Russell Paloza show. And UFC, meanwhile, they've left ESPN. They're going over to CBS where you can now watch all the pay-per-views for free on Paramount Plus and the bigger fights on CBS. So, Menace asks, like, are you going to buy it? Yeah. I have Paramount Plus.
Starting point is 00:19:03 I think it's going to be worth it. And then they're going to have this and then they're going to have that. But, like, the other thing is, too, is that, like, with, with WWE making this move, which they've done for a couple years, and with UFC officially making it, pay-per-views are dead. It's just boxing. Yeah, it's just boxing. It's a wrap on that.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Nobody watches boxing anymore. My question is, though, if you're WWE, why be split in three different places? Just have it all one spot, you know? I don't know, man. I don't make the rules. Do you know who's also, I feel, making a play for this kind of stuff, is Apple. Apple is, like, picking up some fringe stuff. they're making a big play for F1, they got the soccer.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Who else did they go in after too? Didn't they get F1? They, I don't know if it's official, but they're pretty close. I believe they're on the brink of getting F1, but the rumor is that the soccer, MLS, they won out. And I've also heard that they decided not to renew the baseball one either. Oh, damn. They're kind of like halfway out on it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:55 So they're probably going for global stuff. Yeah. Because that'd be worth it way more to get global. They made the F1 movie. It was great. And it definitely has more of a global appeal. But also with the MLS and the MLB that just broadcasts were not great. They were pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Not good. So it's just like, all right, let's just focus on the thing that we're really good at, which is F1. Yeah, I think, well, F1 is big, but in America, do you know what? I think it's just going to pop up even more than I didn't even really see coming. And I should have because it's obviously, obviously, duh, is Indy car. Indy car. One out of 800 Americans went to the indie race. oh wow uh so today we're going to party pretty hard in the pool but the weather has changed a little bit
Starting point is 00:20:44 it was sunny yesterday and then out of nowhere there was a thunderstorm and that the clouds got a little bit gray and then there was a bunch of lightning and guess who's out there on the mini golf course with metal rods playing while there's lightning happening that would be randy i'm like randy what are you doing out there dude you're going to get Struck by lightning. It's never a wrong time to putt. But Tyler was there. He saw it.
Starting point is 00:21:10 So I walked outside and I'm like, oh, hey, guys, what's going on? As soon as I finish that sentence, big bolt of lightning straight across the sky, I'm like, I'm going inside. I was fine. It was my girlfriend. She's like, why? Let's just keep putting. I'm like, no, let's go inside. I wanted to go swimming.
Starting point is 00:21:24 I'm like, why can't we go swimming when there's thunderstorms? And Gio's like, because if it happens to hit the water, like, yeah, you will die. What I was explaining, though, like Tyler with his big ass. chain is it's going to be like Ben Franklin with that kite. He's going to get just shocked for real. He has the most metal by far out of law. I mean the bad news is I would be dead. But the good news is
Starting point is 00:21:45 at least we know it's real metal. That's kidding. That's your flex? Yeah. It's real metal. I'm wearing a metal chain guy. He died doing what he loved. Wait. I mean, if it was like real jewelry, would it be metal? I mean, it's a type of
Starting point is 00:22:00 Yeah. Like metal, metal, maybe we should Google this. Yeah. All-ash chatch EBT. This is a chain that's made, like, wait. Wait, hold on. Because this could also easily be plastic. Because metal would attract the lightning for sure, but like for real.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Like, let me see. I just, to me. What if you had like a gold or platinum or white gold rod? Does gold or silver attract lightning? Neither gold nor silver attracts lightning more than other metals. Lightning strikes are all about electrical conductivity and both are good conductors. but no metal is a lightning magnet. It's more about height, shape, and being in an open area.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Oh, well, shape, definitely. So it's a type of metal, but some metals are, like, the gold is softer than other metals. Oh, whoa. All right, that's all I wanted. Thank you. Shape, well, unfortunately, I have a big shape. Oh, damn. Big target.
Starting point is 00:22:54 That's right. I'm also a big shape, and I was out in the open with a putter in my hand. Yeah, you're an idiot. And I wanted to get in the pool, so. Yeah, so today is talking. days. Last night was burgers and fries. Those fries were from Trader Joe's. They're pretty good. They had a little spice to them. Yeah. Now, I love one of the items that you brought in today, Eric, while you came into the house. You have these right here. Oh, the oatmeal cream pies. Oh, my God. Dude, you got to look out,
Starting point is 00:23:24 man. But I don't know if you realize there are two different boxes. One, the mega box, the big box, the big ones. You can't get the small ones. But to the left, there's a peanut butter. oh god what i never even try that before i'm pretty upset that brett's not here because little deb is my yeah our love language um wow so i might actually have you take one home and make sure it gets to brett for me i want to try that yes i also noticed that the uh oatmeal cream pie box was open as soon as you arrived yes yes um so a little uh little story so obviously yesterday i went around we're doing a run around i grabbed a six pack of ipa some chips the old milk cream pies to bring. Well, the six-pack of IPAs that I brought today are not the ones I bought yesterday
Starting point is 00:24:08 because I drank those yesterday. Oh, no. And then a little buzz last night. I'm like, I want a cream pie so bad. And I ate you one before I went to bed. So, oh, damn. Yeah. So we, we have a lot of good food items. We also have all these Pringles that are different type of Pringles that are like beer better, dill pickle. Oh, no, the Pringles. The Pringles are like beer and chicken. They're beer brought worse, beer chicken. I think Texas Barbecue. You know that. Yeah. Those will be had. The other day, Eric and I were giving this guy crap because Tyler doesn't like pickles. No, the pickles are disgusting.
Starting point is 00:24:40 It's such a weird. I feel like that's such a, like, I feel like when you're an adult, you just, you get over it. Like, I don't know. Pickles are gross, dude. Yeah. Picles are so good. Sponsetian. What was that that we were drinking last night?
Starting point is 00:24:50 Grand Malo. So that's a tamarindo. So tamarind flavored, I believe, tequila. Yeah. But I was like, that's tequila? It tasted like. It was very interesting, citrusy flavor. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:03 It was like fruit and, I don't know, wood at the same time. Fruit and wood? How dare you force me to eat fruit? Like a pair of lines and a piece of wood? Yeah, I didn't understand it. But you know what? I'm willing to try it again. But I don't want to take up too much time here.
Starting point is 00:25:20 We're just wanting to check in, give a short podcast because we didn't have one later today. As you can tell, as I'm talking, I'm getting drunker and drunker. Well, yeah, you want to say something, Randy? I also got buzz balls. Oh, Buzz Balls. No, no, no, no, you didn't just get some buzz balls. He did get some. And then he got one giant, enormous one.
Starting point is 00:25:40 So there's different, obviously, there's different colored buzz balls. And the blue one was, like, the one that was really hard to get. For months, it was only available, like, in Texas and Arizona. And so. Of course, Randy knows about, like, supply and demand. Yeah. And I forgot how I got out. But, like, literally listeners from the show were messaging me.
Starting point is 00:25:57 They're like, ha, ha, look what I got it. And I'm like, go to hell. And then we were at the story. yesterday when we were buying some extra stuff before we came up to the party house and we saw it and I was like well it's not the small size but it could be fun I know I saw that exact same size when we were at Stater brothers if you have if you have ever played Fortnite and drink your healing potion from a chug jug that's exactly what this looks like yeah it's a lot of alcohol I posted it online and people asked because I posted it last night and then people started messaging
Starting point is 00:26:25 me this morning are you okay that's like a hangover in a ball yeah yeah I have not broken into that at all. When I was, like, in high school and, like, early party age, the big thing was that we missed out on the big four locoes. Like, the four locoes back then were mega sick. They're mega awesome. And then they rolled them in because everyone's a bunch of weenies. But then the buzz balls were the things to do.
Starting point is 00:26:48 And so, honestly, I was just late to the buzzball party. I feel even now. I'm a little too old for it. But, I mean, wait, there's more buzz balls in here, too, right? Yeah, there's a four pack of the red ones. Oh, damn. A strawberry. Oh, hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Strawberry, man. Stomach egg. It's about to be on. Oh, I did. So I posted that on social media and then I posted Tyler and I posted Julianne, right? And then it's funny because I looked at the click-throughs on because I tagged their usernames on the post and I said, oh, Tyler, you got, you got 150 click-throughs on your username.
Starting point is 00:27:26 He's like, yeah, it was great. Give me Julian. And then Julian. Give me Julian's number. And then Julie, I go, oh. By the way, Julian, you got 400 click-throughs. I was like, well, you know what?
Starting point is 00:27:37 That's funny. Hey, dude, your rack's almost there, dude. A couple more LBs. You're going to be right there with Julian. No, dude, he's down. He's down 40 LBs, man. They're clicking on me because of my awesome personalities.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Yeah. Your shirt yesterday is pretty funny. It was, it was. Yeah. Julianne, your personality really comes through when people are watching their phone on mute. Yeah. I'm a dick, but my shirt said, can I say it?
Starting point is 00:28:06 I mean, don't be a see you next Tuesdaysaurus. Yeah, very nice. That was good. It was nice. And then Tyler's shirt was, what was your shirt? I think it was just a blue shirt. Yeah. You should have wore that the same shirt as Julianne.
Starting point is 00:28:18 My bad. Crap top and everything. Yeah. Hold on. Put on Julianne's shirt and then we'll take a photo. Oh, hard past. Thank you. You are rocking, though, for the area here in the Coachella Valley.
Starting point is 00:28:32 people don't know, dude, it is a secret spot in the Coachella Valley. They have Acresher Arena. It's about 10,000 people that can fit in there. Major acts come through. Blink 1A.2 have two nights in October that are going to be here. Paul McCartner's part, Paul McCartney is coming through. Every major act, it's way better to go see a show there versus anywhere in L.A. because there's not a bad scene in the house. We saw Paramore there, me, Leanne and my sister. It was awesome. It's a great show. Great place. Yeah, look out this place. It's Akersha Arena, but during the day and at night, it is a full-time facility for the firebirds, which are in, what would you call them? They're the minor league hockey affiliate for the Seattle Cracket.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Yeah. So you're rocking their jersey today, which is awesome. There's a company that makes these hockey tank tops. I saw this one for Coachella. And I was like, yeah, got to grab this one. Nice. Yeah. Another random team that he's supported me because the Seattle Cracken, Pacific Northwest, obviously.
Starting point is 00:29:31 and a semi-decent rival to the Kings. Oh. I wouldn't say semi-decent. But just a random, you're associating yourself with the Seattle Cracken. The script has been flipped. There is. I did not compliment you on the jersey at first.
Starting point is 00:29:46 I did. I said, hey, nice jersey, but there's deeper undertone. Wow. Why do you have this jersey as opposed to, you know, the Ontario rain H.L affiliate just down the street from the Kings versus the Coachella Valley Pirates.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Tyler's interesting because Eric and I, I mean, all three of us are passionate sports fans. I think Tyler takes it a little bit too far sometimes in terms of how he feels about teams. But he's the only guy amongst us three that wears like opposing teams merch or other teams merch. Yeah. I think it's mostly when it comes to opposing teams merch, it's definitely with hat. I just like hats. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:17 And I will give baseball credit. They do. Austin wants you to shut up. Austin agrees, bro. My son even knows you're a phony. Dude, you're a loser. My son's like phony. Yeah, he's like he's talking still?
Starting point is 00:30:29 No. I give a baseball team. or Major League Baseball Credit, they put out some pretty good customized colors with hats and stuff like that, really good design. So it's like, they look good, I want it. Do it.
Starting point is 00:30:42 We see the fit, dude. You have the jersey, the chest hair popping up, the chain. We outside. Do you got a haircut before we came? Committing to the chain while on semi-vacation is just so crazy. Yeah, it's dope.
Starting point is 00:30:53 You're at your friend's house just hanging out and you have the chain on. It's so funny. He says committing to the chain. This thing has been around my neck every day for the last two years. I was going to say, I didn't realize, but did you wear it in the pool last night? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:06 You did. Oh. Yeah. And it gets cleaned. He knows he's going to end up on social media. He wants to be shining now here, people. Sorry. Sorry, I want to look fresh AF, dude.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Like, my bad. Oh, God. Oh, also in Coach Ellie, just real quick, if you're into soccer, they have an expansion team. I don't know. What is it? I would think not a minor league team, but I don't know. It's like a development team in Coachella Valley for Dallas FC. It's called Dallas FC Coachella.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Yeah, I think they just announced. Yeah, there's another team out here. So it's pretty cool. I mean, it makes sense. The MLS has like preseason stuff here. And it's a lot of fun. Yeah, we did go to that one game actually at the third. It was a little tournament.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Yeah. But, yeah, it's a lot fun. Very fun. All right. Well, we're going to have some fun. We're going to wrap this up. Just a heads up myself and Borts. We are going to be at Racing Cane.
Starting point is 00:32:01 in Long Beach, California, this Tuesday, from 1 to 3 p.m. at Raising Cain's Long Beach on Carson Boulevard. I believe there's another Raising Cains, but this is the one that's on Carson Boulevard. We'll be there at 1 to 3 p.m. Raising Cain's grand opening. Of course, we'll have a bunch of giveways, theme part tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show merch, and more. Come hang out with us.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Thank you for listening to this podcast. Please rate and review it. I know you're listening right now. And you're listening on the Apple app, and guess what you're not doing? You're not rating and reviewing this podcast. It's on Carson Boulevard. It's on Carson Boulevard, yeah. Yes, this Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Austin, do you have anything to say before we bounce today? Yeah? I want to point out that my wife knew to take him to the other room while you were cutting promos. Oh, really? Better than radio etiquette than Tyler. Years and years and years. Yeah. Saying something dumb or talking through a promo.
Starting point is 00:32:58 I am my own person. I will not change who I am. All right. Well, thank you everybody for hanging out with us today. Also, shout out to our friends. Jo K-O-K-O-K-O-Y.com.
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Starting point is 00:33:23 Check out Shasta Jean's boutique. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave today? Football is back, baby. let's go let's go randy i'm so happy beer with you guys and i'll look forward to drinking lots of alcohol safely i'm just getting ready to block out oh okay sweet that's it i didn't black out last night i know you're on your best behavior last night yeah i know it was appropriate
Starting point is 00:33:46 nothing slipped out i mean i mean was she appropriate i don't know she was peeing in the backyard oh yeah i forgot i did that that well i had to pee and it was just like a hassle to like dry off and walk inside So I just squatted over where the dogs went. That was spooky because she's literally in the dark. I was in the dark. You just see her eyes. I was like, can you guys see me? Can you guys see?
Starting point is 00:34:08 And I was moving my bathing suit over so that I could pee and not get the pee on my bathing suit and bring it back into the pool. I was being thoughtful. Yeah. And classy. And classy. My son's going to learn so much tonight. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:22 He totally will. Oh, there's one thing I want to bring up. God, I forgot. Okay. One more thing I want to bring up. What? What? uh the room situation there's a lot of you know it's a three bedroom house there's a lot of
Starting point is 00:34:34 people here and there's eric and leanne and austin and then there's randy and geo which room do you think randy picks out of the guest rooms well we've been through this before yeah before i had a baby and it was like you know coupled up and i've walked in and randy takes nice so do you think Randy says, you know what, since you have a child with you and you're spending night, you know what, you get the bigger guest room, right? Or does Randy take the smaller room? Which room does he take? Oh, I, the big one.
Starting point is 00:35:14 I will gladly move. I will gladly move. No, I'm just throwing it out there. I'm not telling you to move. I'm just, you know. I will have, I'm just letting the listeners guess. I will say this. You do that Julianne was going to move out of the room the second Eric got here.
Starting point is 00:35:31 That's fine. So in that case, why didn't you just give her the bigger room? And you took this moment. So you wouldn't have to move out in the first place. That would have been a good idea. I mean, perhaps, but I just didn't think about it. So there you go. But wait, wait, wait, I thought you were going to start, not about Randy taking the big room,
Starting point is 00:35:49 but I thought you were going to say, like, there's a couple, there's, you know, a family. And then Tyler was like, oh, I'm getting a room. I'm going to bring you treats. I'll bring you, blah, blah, if you give me a room. That was definitely the start of all this because it's like, yeah, we had a couple of side conversations like, oh, look, these are the people going. These are the rooms. And from the very beginning, Tyler, I was like, you think, why aren't I getting a room? And I'm like, Tyler, you are so low on the room totem pole, man.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Like, Chimmy and Trill will get that room before you get off of the couch or the room. Air mattress in the front room. Even when I try to be nice and respectful, I still get burned. I'm glad we're talking about this because tonight's situation has Julian and Tyler sleeping in the living room. And Tyler has yet to offer her the bed and said he's not. I said no, that he could have it because the mattress is obviously whiter. And no, I'm not trying to be mean, but it's, it's for a guy, like any guy. Like Eric, you too.
Starting point is 00:36:46 I would sleep on the couch because it's just, you know, it's less space. And I don't need that much space. goes back to the dangerous combination of it all because we're going to lead up to Julianne and Tyler sleeping in the footroom together and Julian's like, you want to make a fort? And Tyler's like, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:03 Oh, by the way, there's a soccer match at 3 a.m. that we can watch. Yeah, that was the other thing, too. Randy wanted to wake me up at 4.30 at the morning to watch Tottenham on TV. Okay, but I did it though. I didn't. But he did it.
Starting point is 00:37:13 He was great. My alarm went off and I was like, you know what? Because this guy was literally, we got out of the pool. This guy was asleep before we even made inside the house. A sleep with the lights on. Randy was throwing limes at me for some reason. He called it like returning the sea turtle eggs to its owner. Well, we can't go old school because one of the first times that we ever got together in the Coachella Valley, we rented a house and Tyler slept in the walking closet.
Starting point is 00:37:38 And there's a walking closet here that's just as big if you want to make it into a room. I did say that. I did say that Tyler will never sleep on a bed again when we're all together just because him sleeping in weird places is good content for the podcast. I'll be 100%. I think if I ever, like, if we're still doing this and I am married, I'm still not getting a room. Like, don't think that's happening. He wants to keep it real.
Starting point is 00:37:58 But no, I'm just throwing that out there, Julianne, because the snoring. Yes. The snoring. I'm totally down to sleep in there because I don't even sleep in the same room as my husband, Kevin, because he snores. And then I think he snores? Well, so I woke up this morning at 6.40 to go pee. And when I walked out, I heard Tyler snoring.
Starting point is 00:38:18 And my first thought was, oh, my God, I have to sleep with him. tonight. How am I going to do this? You got to sleep with him tonight? You know, same room, same room. Look, Jules, I'll have you know that someone that's a guest. Just because he's a slut. Oh, my God. But I will say this.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Tyler is down 40 pounds. He's looking good. He's getting slim. Congratulations. And I did share an entire week with this guy in a cabin on a cruise and didn't wake me up. Yeah, but you're a guy. You guys sleep so hard and like, when you're a mom, you're, you don't sleep deep. Like, you're like any noise like, like it goes away.
Starting point is 00:39:01 You got to protect the family. Yeah. So now it's like I can't sleep deep anymore. So any little noise, he'll, he'll for sure wake me. Okay. Well, we have the walking closet that we can make into a lovely room for you. Or I will graciously door dash some earplugs. It doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:39:16 They hurt my ears. I've tried it with Kevin. Trust me. All right. Well, let's wrap this up. Have fun. We got more drinking to do Got to get in the pool
Starting point is 00:39:23 Watch them TV We got to have Tyler sleep at the foot of our bed Like a dog does, you know Yeah In a small room Just don't pet me Just don't do that And Nacho and Gio should be here soon
Starting point is 00:39:33 With some tacos So we're very excited for that Yeah Thank you again for listening to this pod We'll see you next week What's new with menace All right.

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