What's New Podcast - Luxury Cruising, Public Embarrassment, Free Event info and more!!

Episode Date: July 15, 2022

On this episode we talk Luxury Cruising, Public Embarrassment, Free Event info and more!!

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Please play responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BidMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. What's up, everybody, and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort aka brett he's an audio expert and syndication expert with the woody show morning show that can hear across the united states and around the world on afn he has an assistant his assistant's name is eric what up he also works on the woody show we have julie ann from the booker and striker show on alt 98 7 in los angeles which is an afternoon radio show. Now, I forget. Do they go to

7 p.m.? Because it's my bedtime. I know they start at 3. 3 to 7. 3 to 7. Money through Friday. Check them out. It's super fun to have them in the afternoon. Also, join us from Houston, Texas. Live would be Heavy T from the Sean Salisbury Show, a

morning sports radio show in Houston, Texas. What is up, Tyler? I am always live. I am always live. Yeah, live and coming at you. Just not alive. That's fair.

I just want to get this out of the way because I will be live in Santa Monica at the T-Mobile store at 3rd Street Promenade from 3 p.m. to 4.30 p.m. Monday and Tuesday, 3 p.m. to 4.30 p.m to 4 30 p.m monday and tuesday 3 p.m to 4 30 p.m doing a bunch of cool giveaways actually because it's all part of the mlb all-star game we got mini bats everybody dude they look this promo i know you kind of you were talking to me about it off air yesterday but when you sent over the little like i guess one sheet or info sheet you got yeah i was actually pretty excited when i saw what what they're giving away it's it's customizable bats customizable bats they look dope any team that you want your favorite team get to put whatever you want on it your nickname your

name whatever you want to give it to somebody you can come pick up a free bat pink's hot dogs is going to be there feeding everybody both days oh no uh there's gonna be a bunch of pitcher opportunities some players are gonna stop by also uh some theme park ticket giveaways so it's gonna be a good time so i sent out that info sheet to like six different group messages yesterday after you forwarded it to me and everybody was pumped you know a bunch of baseball sports guys so tell them to come on by it's all free they can just walk in start grabbing stuff but uh it's nice to see you guys again we were on vacation um i was out i went to miami orlando i went on the new virgin voyages cruise was which was awesome dude yeah got pretty wasted your videos of the room and the i'm assuming that was your balcony off the room yeah yeah like i was super jealous it was very very much suffered

from fomo throughout all your videos. I know I hate watching your videos. Hate watching them? No, you should be inspired. I always say that about social media. You can either have two type of moods when it comes to something that you see online. You can either be inspired and say, hey, I want to do

that and figure out how to do that, or you can hate watch it. Don't hate watch it figure out a way on how you can get on the ship and this ship is so dope um it's basically like the w hotel on water it's so legit you can see the videos on my instagram at menace m-e-n-a-c-e julianne you would probably be kicked off the ship because let me tell you this so i got uh elevated to the rock star suite because i booked the um the maiden voyage like two and a half years ago since covid they never set sail so to keep me on board they just kept on upgrading my um my room nice and the

rock star suite they put three bottles in your room a bottle of jack a bottle of vodka and a bottle bombay sapphire a couple wine bottles and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire, a couple of wine bottles. And you finish them. You don't have to pay extra for any of that stuff, right? And if you're in the Rockstar Suite, by the way, every day, 5.30 p.m. to 7 p.m., unlimited Moet champagne in a certain area of the show. Oh, damn. Eric's eyes just bugged out. And they're not stingy with it at all.

You just keep on drinking it. I would drink all the bottles of Jack and Grey Goose, but I can't do champagne. I gave it up two years ago. Oh, well, check this out. Going on three almost. Believe it or not, they got all the alcohol in the world on that ship.

I feel like giving something like champagne up is such a cop-out to give up like why did you give it up oh man because i would have if i have like 10 beers i'm cool you know i won't black out but if i have 10 champagne glasses i guess that's a good reason oh i've been there girl one second it's sunny the next second it's the next day i've seen it actually that is a good point i take that back because i i have fallen victim to some brunches to some bottom of some mimosas and and champagne drunk man it doesn't dirty you you come out and you're like damn the sun is up i'm like i can't yeah i take it back i'm sorry julian i take that back like that mimosa thing i remember one time it was like yeah yeah during the day on a sunday and I felt like the ground was shaking when I was walking and then when you wake up

it's like the worst hangover I don't get hangovers I just get really tired and you're waking up from like a midday knockout too so that's how I feel about wine though that's why I can't mess with wine cause I will wake up the next day and I feel I'll feel horrible so I can't do it

I'm with you. But champagne all day. We out here. There was one other thing, though, on the ship. They had a tattoo parlor as well. Really? Yes. What? Yeah.

They had four tattoo artists on there. The place was packed every single day. I wouldn't get off the boat, dude. This is the boat. It's so nice. I think that's the best selling point, man. You don't need to get off. You don't need to do anything

you just stay on the boat the entire time and just have fun how are the pools? the pools are super dope and then also they take you to Bimini this island that's 50 miles off of Miami and they have their own private beach there and they have a beach club that you just turn up at all day and that's where I got

in real trouble but after that that was when I went and got my's where I got in real trouble. But after that, that was when I went and got my tattoo. So I got a tattoo. Let me see. I got a little shark. A little shark. You're wearing crops. Oh my god. There it is. Eric, how long have we been

rolling? Eight minutes in. Eight minutes it took. Well, I didn't look at his feet. Why not? I know you're a foot fetish freak. We know this. Yeah, just like Tyler. So yeah. Why a shark? Why a shark? Oh, because drunk at sea. You get a shark.

I think it was the part where he went to the little tiny island and got bum eff wasted and then got in trouble and came back and got a tattoo. And they had a huge thick book of old sailor tattoos. And so I was like that's cool i'll pick the shark yeah out of the out of the book it's fine the whole crew was tatted up too on the ship because they were getting tattoos from this place it was pretty cool and the tattoo artists were from south africa and they had like really

cool stories believe it or not this is the craziest thing one of the tattoo artists knew the woody show and he's from south africa and you know he's like the woody show because the tattoo artist starts asking about you know oh what do you do for living blah blah you got your foot in his face but this other tattoo artist is like i know the the Woody show. I go, really? I go, how? He goes, yeah, you guys, I watched the video online. You had this party with Rise Against. Oh, damn. Hell yeah. I'm a big Rise Against fan.

He goes, look, he had multiple Rise Against tattoos. That's dope. So he knew us from that party. How many years ago was that? That was right before I got brought on. That was like four years ago. Four years ago. Six months before was right before I got brought on. That was like four years ago. Four years ago. That's so random.

It was probably the fiesta from right about now, four years ago. At the Conger Room? Yeah. It was that. I remember that because I had tickets to go to the fiesta and something came up last minute and I couldn't go. Tyler wasn't working with us either at that point.

He was still a fan, not an employee at that time. Randy was working. Oh, God. That party was so much fun, man was like the first time we actually had like a punk style band at one of the parties and i just remember going up to tim martinez timar and going hey man you're gonna get in the pit and he just stopped and looked at me he's like it's one of those bands oh no like what are we gonna is it gonna get crazy is it gonna get rowdy i'm like yeah man i'll see you in the pit i have a question about your so you went out of miami so obviously you have to fly to miami and then get on the boat i've only gone i've been on one down the street long beach harbor whatever out at lele whatever you want to call it yeah what's it like flying to the destination and

then jumping on the boat because like i've seen i've seen you know the cruises options and stuff but i'm always a little deterred from cruising out of Texas, cruising out of Miami. I feel like that's just a hassle that I don't want to deal with. It is. The only problem is doing cruises on the West Coast is where they put all the old ships. So if you want a brand new ship, you have to do it out of Florida because it goes to all the tropical destinations. When those ships in Florida get old, that's when they send them over to la and it sucks because you're like you know you want to get on a brand new ship with all the you

know bells and whistles and that stuff you don't want to be an old ship but i think carnival cruise actually put a brand new ship on the west coast okay they did yeah they did it was the panorama or something i don't remember the name of it but i know that they just came out with the brand yeah i think that's the only one in LA. Okay. Yeah. Because it's always something I've seen. I mean, even like I've looked at

like Ultra Music Festival, Music Week in Miami, South by Southwest, you know, just it's such a, being in LA, you're so lucky with being centrally localized to so many things that come here, whether it's in LA, in Nevada, Vegas,

San Diego, San francisco stuff like that but the cruise six seven hour drive two three hour drive it's like but jumping on a plane paying for a plane ticket and then getting somewhere and then and then you gotta go from the airport to the port yeah and the port is like going through tsa again headache but yeah and getting there in time yeah getting there before the boat oh hell man i've traveled with you i can only imagine what you're what you're like if you like if the plane's a little delayed and you got a boat waiting for you. Yep.

I'm like tripping. I'll fly this bitch. Let's go. Do you go through a travel agent or do you do all this by yourself? I use the travel agent of Spicy Nacho Incorporated. Hell, yeah. She cooks everything.

Speaking of... Five stars. I don't even know who paid for this, but so I used the Mint seats That's on JetBlue They're like lay down seats Usually for when you're flying overseas From Miami back to LA

And it was awesome Again I don't know who paid for it I think Nacho saved her money and bought these flights back Because she wanted to experience it So Get right off the ship go onto the plane and lay down on these things super comfortable right flying from coast to coast so comfortable i woke up in the middle of the flight and i ripped the biggest fire

not even thinking about where i was at i I'm like, oh, crap. Right? It was so loud. But the plane's super loud. I'm looking around, and all the lights are off, and everybody's laying down in their little pods and stuff. What did Nacho say? Nacho was asleep. You didn't wake her up? Lucky.

No. I was like, man, did anybody hear that? Did anybody hear that? And I just pretended it wasn't me. I was just like moving the seat or whatever. That's so funny. But I was wondering, like, have you guys ever had that where you couldn't control it? Fart just like just got let out and then you were in a public place.

I have one other story, but I want to ask you guys first. I did it in fifth grade, though. Yeah. We were stretching and I was doing like the butterfly on the floor and obviously and uh a fart came out and one of the guys that i had a big old crush on turned around he's like you farted is it no i didn't it was my shoe i was trying to rub my shoes together to get like the rubber. Repeat the noise. I tried to work. I tried to play it off like what was my seat that was making the noise. I was

like moving around a little bit, but anybody else? I know Tyler's got a fart in public. Honestly, I'm thinking I'm really thinking about it. I don't think so. Not at least something super embarrassing that i can remember

so yeah i would never ever want to smell one of your farts yeah i've smelled you tyler i don't want to smell what's coming out of your belly um i didn't i'm not i don't have a story where i farted like you know where you could audibly hear it but i i fall victim to like the silent but deadly ones a lot where it's like you fart you you fart. And then it's like, Oh damn, that smells, you know? And like, I told my brother and sister this a while back and they, they still like mock me to this day when I was younger, I used to, if I would fart like at school or something, I was under the impression like sniff it up, like try to like get it out,

get it out of the room. Like almost like, you know, you're snorting your own fart. Exactly. It's like you're pulling like a bucket of water out of a sinking ship or something i'm just trying to like sniff it up but you know that's i don't think it works that way yeah i was under that impression as a kid man anything with you brett any farts no um i do have one more and this happened to me in junior high i was in eighth grade and you know when the whole class is like taking a test it's super quiet and everybody's heads down this is the thing where i was just

moving and then the fart dude just let go and it was super loud and it's like dead ass silent oh it was just it's's like, you know what? You're like, damn, it just got released and you had no control over it. And it's funny is, I don't know. Did you guys ever have a teacher's aide? Yeah. It was the assistant. Well, the teacher was out of the room, but the teacher aide was in there.

And I ripped this fart and her and I just locked eyes. Oh, no. And everybody started laughing. Luckily, it was during a test, so people wouldn't like continue like ripping me for it yeah uh they just went back to their test but i could have just imagined if we weren't taking a test and i ripped the fart that loud that people would be making fun right so yeah that's my fart story farts are fun i love them i love to fart under the covers and then and then I like roll over and grab my blanket. You're Dutch

ovening people. I do it to Kevin all the time. You're the worst. Was that you or the dog? What are you talking about? What happened? He's all, seriously, was that you or was that the dog? I was like, that was me. Because my farts are rank. I don't have a fart story.

But I do have moments where I'm in the wrong place or the My farts are rank. All right. I don't have a fart story. And that's a shame. But I do have moments where I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time, you know, and you're guilty by your circumstances where you're at. So I was, Eric knows the story. I tried to leave the building the other week and I was by myself and I get downstairs and I was like, oh yeah, man, I forgot. I just need to like go take a leak real quick, right? So I go into the first floor secret bathroom.

No one uses this bathroom, right? No one at all should know about this bathroom, really. And then as I open the corridor door to go, I'm not saying who it is. So, of course, I go to the bathroom. I open the door. Hits me right in the face. I go, oh, no, man. But I got to go.

I'll just run in real quick. Hold my breath. I'm gagging as I'm trying to take a leak. Horribly gagging. I'm like, all right, I'm done. Grab my bag. Go open the door. Pull open.

There's a nice cleaning lady that we all know very well. She says hi to us every day. And I'm just staring at her. I'm like, dude. I'm going to throw him under the bus. But you know who used to fall victim to that a lot

was Randy because Randy would come over he would tell me it's like because we're done about 10 o'clock here right as people

are coming in and starting their day so you know we're locked up in studios can't really have time to go if you want to sit down

or anything and Randy would always come back to me like dude I had to go and 10 a.m. is prime like set up

the bathroom for the bathroom for the day for everybody as our day's ending and he's like bro the old the the nice cleaning lady was standing outside waiting for me to go to the bathroom dude he would tell me that at least once a week man yeah it would be worse because she'd be waiting she knew he was in there and be waiting for him to finish but you know that's what the bathroom's for i know i feel i feel more bad for them i I'm not embarrassed. I'm just like, damn, I don't want you to have to deal with that.

I have two more stories. Number one, it was my sister's college graduation party, right? It's in Chico. Everybody's partying super hard together. And it's friends and family. So I don't know everybody at the party. And there's only one bathroom in this house. And I go to the bathroom

it's locked so I just kind of wait out there for a second and it's this old lady that comes out and this lady blew up the bathroom it stinks so bad but I only had to like do a quick pee so I go in there and I pee and I'm like smelling this I'm like oh this is terrible and then I open the door

and there's another adult outside the door and I'm like I gotta say something I terrible. And then I open the door, and there's another adult outside the door. And I'm like, I got to say something. I go, oh, that wasn't me. She goes, oh, that was my mom. Oh, my gosh. Women are the worst. I go into this bathroom here at work all the time, and the very first stall, I don't know what it is. That has to be everybody's favorite damn stall.

But there's always pee left in the toilet with toilet paper or the seat cover. One time, like not too long ago, like maybe two weeks ago, there was pee around the toilet.

Like a little boy took a pee. How? I don't know. But they'll leave like, even poop. They leave poop in there. I'm like, what's your caca?

Girls poop? What the hell? Hell yeah. What like, what's your caca? Girls poop? What the hell? Oh, yeah. What is this happening? You should see mine. Is Cameron going in there? I think so. Obviously, look, I've never understood that.

So when I was working at Ralph's years ago, part of my job was to clean the bathrooms when I first got hired. And I mean, I worked there for six years. So for six years that was just part of my job. Whatever. Yeah. Because I'd always just help out. That's bad.

Dude. Every single time. The woman's restroom was always ten times worse than the men's restroom. And I had seen some of the guys that would go into the customer bathroom. Pigs. And I'm like these guys are gross this is going to end up disgusting and then you go in after them and you're like okay it's actually surprisingly clean but then you look you have like these ladies that would go in they're like

oh they look like they keep themselves together and you go check it after they leave and it's disgusting and i never understood why yeah do you think guys just know how to handle like handle messes better and like chicks just don't want to deal with it like guys are more prepared to handle you know guys are just kind of like taking a dump in public or something like 90 of the time i think that women are just always trying to say how classy we are bs like whatever throw them in a stall the rules are out the window man exactly I think it's the dirty bitches like myself that are the clean ones, and it's the classy women that are disgusting in the bathroom. You're one of the dirty bitches?

Hell yeah, yeah. Not in the bathroom, but I'm not walking around talking about how classy I am. You know what I mean? I'm in the bathroom. I make sure I don't leave anything behind. Everything will flush down. Even if the water that splashes up from the flusher gets onto the toilet seat, I wipe that off for the next person. But it's those classy hoes out there. Too good to wipe up a little bit of sprinkle, you know?

Right, right. Well, all right. Well, when I got back from vacation, I went straight to the station to catch up on a lot of homework that I had to do for work, you know, record commercials and stuff like that for the week. And I go to the machine to record the commercials and this notification kept on popping up. And the notification said, oh, Facebook event, blah, blah. And so I'm trying to record these.

The notification keeps on popping up so i go to the browser and i try to see who the hell still has their facebook logged in on this machine and lo and behold it is julian of course that's not surprising wait did i not log out of my main screen because yeah it shouldn't happen yeah you didn't log out it was still there yeah so it was yeah yeah, fully open. And I was like, oh, I'll do something funny. But I don't want to be a dick like, oh, hey, where are the wieners at or something like that, you know?

So dick pics to this number. I thought I wrote a nice message saying, hey, I love doing a podcast every week with Menace. He's the best. Listen to it. What'sNewPod.com. And then he thanks himself. And I said, and then I wrote back and then I went under my account and I go,

Oh, thank you, Julian. So nice. And then, so then Julian, Julian really quickly though, figured out that I was posting on your page because I happened to have my

phone in my hand at the time. And it said that you had comment on a post. I'm like,'t posted on facebook in a while what did he comment on so i checked it i'm like dick he got into my facebook yeah but it was like fully open and it was like taking over the computer so as a sweetheart that i am yes of course i looked at the browser and her even her password was saved in the browser. Oh, gee. Even if it was logged out, I could just go to Facebook and hit log in and it would log back in. Whatever.

I could just change it. I don't really know. No, I understand. But I just said I want the extra mile to delete the password. My go-to move for people that left Facebook open for a while was to change their birthdays to just some random date. So it was like more of a ticking time bomb, something they don't know right away and then all of a sudden it just gets spammed. This was back when people were really into the Facebook

happy birthday messages. So it was like a ticking time bomb and then sometimes I would forget which day I even changed to. I'm like, oh, hey, that's not so-and-so's birthday. Dude, that's awesome. All right, Julian, you're gonna have a new birthday next week.

But I did do it to a buddy a couple times and I think it was three times and the fourth time you can't change it back. Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh, damn. Like, well, you got to learn, bro. I'll do one and done. One and done. My bad. All right. You guys want some food news?

Yeah. Hell yeah. Yes. As a matter of fact. Get this baby thing over with, Julianne, because Dos Equis is launching ready-to-drink margaritas all in, all out. What? Oh, yeah.

Those are usually too sugary. You need to add more alcohol. I mean, I'll do a limerita from Bud Light. I like those. That's kind of the new thing is these kind of pre-made mixed drinks. I bought a Cosmo one at Target. The options were the

margarita one, a Cosmopolitan, some whiskey-based one, something else. I'm not really a whiskey guy, so I was like, where's the vodka option? And it was a Cosmo. Did you get cut water? No, it wasn't cut water, but I have had cut water. Pretty good. These were actually in like glass bottles.

They were like 40%. 40%? It had a little kick to it, yeah. Nice. How many did you have before you got buzzed? Well, I drank it at the end of the night to really push me over the edge. So, yeah, I mean. So, like, pass the bottle? Yeah, that was like my finishing little touch there for the night.

So what I discovered on Bimini, and that's what I was drinking, because, you know, you go to the bartender and they mix a drink for you. You're like, oh, can I get, you know, whatever. Let's say I want a Long Island or I want a freaking just a pineapple and rum. Easy, whatever. The mix is never like the same every single time, right? So on the island, they had these drinks and I've never seen them before. It's on Instagram, at Drink Craft House.

Craft House is the name of the brand. And they had all these ready to drink mixes and they were on point. So again, like Julianne said, usually you get these, they are too sugary or whatever. But I had this one. And once it hit my lips, Julianne, I just started drinking these things all day. They were awesome.

So I don't know where they sell them, but I'm going to find them and hunt them down. 12% alcohol, by the way, too. Oh, that's not bad. Yeah, the one I bought at Target was called On the Rocks. Oh, yeah. You see bad. The one I bought at Target was called On the Rocks. Oh, yeah. You see those at hotels all the time. It was called On the Rocks. They have a bunch.

It's 20% alcohol. Sorry, not 40. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you will see those in hotel lobbies a lot. And that's usually when I'm like super drunk. I go, oh, this looks good. And I buy them all the time. I've yet to even try one because I'll be so wasted when I buy them

that I never even open it. I assume that they're good. But they have the little mini ones, right? They don't have like... Like quarter bottles. But no, they're not much bigger than your basic like, yeah, cut water. I'd say what, 12, 14 ounces maybe?

Yeah. They're not huge at all. Okay. But they pack a little punch. That's not bad for 20% alcohol. No, and yeah, they're not expensive, 12 bucks. Side note, but it has to do with food news. The other day I was at Stater Brothers.

Best grocery store ever. Which I've never been inside of. Dude, you would love it because every Stater Brothers you walk in, fried chicken smell. You smell it in the parking lot, dude. I'm not even joking because they have a hot bar. Yeah, I've stood outside of a Stater Brothers probably a hundred times. You need to go inside of it.

Feet from the door. And I just, I don't know why I have not walked in yet. You need to go. Dude, what are you doing? Like, I still have yet to this day to taste any fried chicken from either a grocery store or from a fast food place that is better than Stater Brothers. Stater Brothers is god damn good. Really good, dude.

So good. Speak on it. And then you get some of the potato wedges on the side dude i didn't know it was like that yeah that mac and cheese though yep so good give it to me but yeah so i went down the cookie aisle and let me tell you did you guys know that they have party size oreos so you know they have like the regular size oreo container then they have party size Oreos. So you know how they have like the regular size Oreo container, then they have the family size. They have a party size. So I bought that.

Oh, really? How many? I haven't even opened it yet. It's in my freezer because I like them frozen. But no, I should look it up. Wait, the Oreo's gigantic or it has like a ton of Oreos in it?

It has a ton of Oreos in the packaging. Yeah. So like if the regular size has 20, the family size has 20 the family size has 40 this bad boy has like 60 oreos oh nice i'm like felicity you know mama gonna get that one i got it girl i know i'll just take a picture and send it to you all right just blame it on the baby that's what it's all for i'm looking at the uh picture of the box right now because apparently they sell these at target okay and on the front it doesn't say how many specifically are in there

but on the front it says uh party size 33 more than family size oh nice yeah i should just say effing huge they're like you're buying a party size package of oreos there's a lot you don't worry about it okay all right um little caesars news canada only in canada right now chicago style pizza deep dish are you getting deep dish pizza at little caesars all in all out probably not i won't go to little caesars so no it disappointed me many times. That's what it did to me. Oh, no.

Dude. Sorry. They're crazy bread. You can't hate on Little Caesar. True. I think the last couple times I've gone or got stuff from Little Caesar's, it was just to order crazy bread. Yeah.

Yeah, the pizza's too dry. What's happening? Nothing. Yeah, dry. Not a fan. You're going on the wrong location. Probably. I grew up in like North Hollywood Van Nuys.

Of course I probably went to the wrong location. But still, come on man. Papayons? Little Caesars all day. Papayons, Pizza Hut, Domino's. No, you're hurting my feelings. Real quick, I'm just throwing this out there. Domino's is the most overrated pizza I've ever had. That thing sucks. I love Domino's.

And they have pasta options. Yeah, another place where I've started to order things not pizza at a pizza place. I've gotten to order things not pizza. At a pizza place. I've gotten the pizzas, the bakes they have now. Have you had their brownies? I had them last week. So good. I won't buy the dip things from Domino.

It's like a tin of cheese. That freaks me out a little bit. They had some commercials for it. You can order dips. It excites me. Only dip sauce or any kind of thing you ever do is papayons. That's all you want to get. That's good.

All right. I'm hungry. Moving on. Would you get a drumstick tattoo? Now, this is a drumstick of ice cream. Ice cream drumstick for a year's supply. Yes. No. Yes, and let for a year's supply. Yes. No.

Yes, and let's back up to gross. What? Drumsticks? I don't like peanuts and candy and ice cream. No. They have a peanut-less one. Yeah. They do?

You get like a vanilla one. I bought an eight-pack the other day. I had one last time. It has the vanilla with a chocolate dip with no peanuts. Not only that, the variety with no nuts has a mint with chocolate on top. It has vanilla with no fudge inside, chocolate on top and a fudge inside, vanilla with

chocolate on top. I've never seen these. I will send you a picture later. I found it at Walmart. It is delicious. Girl, you're tripping. Drumsticks, right? We would do that. Dude, I just got a shark tattoo on my lip. Wait, so how big does the tattoo on my lip. Wait, wait. So how big does the tattoo have to be?

Does it have to be life-size or is it like a portion of the size? I mean, in the photo example, it's kind of big. I'll throw some sunglasses on the drumstick and put it next to the pizza tattoo I got with you guys. I'll do another Ninja Turtle. I'll get like a bo staff, make a Donatello. Easy. Done.

Let's do this. I'm down. Wait, so how do we put... I'm serious. How do we do this? You go to the Drumstick website. They'll have all the details. But yeah, I think you just get the tattoo and then post it and contact them and then they give you a gift certificate

to get a year's supply of ice cream. Wait, was that shark tattoo your first tattoo ever? No. No. It's like my fourth. Where are your other ones? I have one on each arm, shoulder, and then I have two on that ankle. There's a pizza tattoo next to the shark tattoo. You didn't see, yeah.

We all got, I don't think you were here at the time, but we all went to Vegas and we decided. I was here. And then we got the pizza tattoo. Yes. Yes. Because didn't Tyler get something really stupid? Right? but we all went to Vegas and we decided I was here and then we got the pizza tattoo yeah yeah yes because didn't uh Tyler get something really stupid okay so it's funny it's funny you mentioned that it really is funny you mentioned that so about a week ago uh the guy who does the 10 a.m to noon show at our station he, dude, you've been working here for how long? I was like, I've been here about a year and a half.

I never noticed that you had a pizza slice on your arm. And I'm like, I'm like, wait, dude, I've worked with like, I've worked on your show several times. I should not had ever. People can see that thing. He has. That's what I'm saying. Like he has and he's like, I just never noticed.

Maybe I'm thinking it's like because he is an ex NFL dude, so I'm thinking, oh, he. He's like, I just never noticed. Maybe I'm thinking it's like, because he is an ex-NFL dude, so I'm thinking, oh, he saw tattoos all the time in the locker room, so maybe he just didn't really notice. But he's like, why did you get a piece of pizza? What's the story behind that? I told him the whole thing about how we basically settled on a pizza theme and how we all went, and he's like, that's actually kind of cool. Wait, what do the other ones look like?

And so I pulled up the old picture, and he's like, damn, dude, these are pretty sick. Like, he really liked Eric's, and he loved Randy's. He thought the Wu-Tang pizza thing was super funny. And then he saw, I'm trying to remember, was it Alex Mack that got like the black just the black yeah he saw that he saw that he's like kind of pussy got that like Alex's was like a little speck right yeah but that was his very first tattoo he was afraid yeah I told him I was like oh we all told him that was his very first tattoo like like it's it was his first time he's like all right I'll allow, oh, I told him that was his very first tattoo. Like, it was his first time. He's like, all right, I'll allow it.

Oh, my God, whatever. No, that was funny. I was just like, dude, how did you not notice this giant pizza slice on my arm? For real. You run on board. Your arms are always out and extended. You cannot miss this thing. This is not a small tattoo.

Well, Kevin's going to hate me for telling you guys this story, but him and his brother had this bet, and I can't remember. I guess Kevin must have lost or something happened to where they had Kevin had to get this tattoo or they were supposed to go get it together. So what the tattoo was, was kissing lips on there. You know, the line that trails down to your the V. So Kevin went through with it. His brother didn't't even though he was supposed to but kevin now has like two kissing lips in red ink on his line no way awesome

whatever i tell people about it he gets so pissed why it's an explicit remark right here By now he's losing a bunch of weight because he had some mouth surgery done so he can only eat liquid. Oh, he went through with that? Yeah. Oh, man. It's pretty brutal,

the surgery that he went through. Yeah. Because he had some injuries. But yeah, so he's already lost like 15 pounds. Oh, nice. Yeah, so I said, ooh,

maybe you can start lifting up your shirt again so you can start showing off your kiss tattoo to people. Oh, my God. That's so funny. You guys, I'll do my best to get a picture of it. I'm sure he'll love that. Yeah, for real. Girls' lips, random lips. That's awesome. I support it. Alright, next up on food news we have the new Applejack Slime Cereal.

The slime is the Nickelodeon slime. Yes. So, yeah, you pour it in there, and then it becomes all green. All in, all out. Okay, if it's just, like, food coloring, I'm all right. That's fine. If there's, like, don't mess up Apple Jacks by throwing stuff on the cereal. Maybe if I was 12.

All right. And here's another thing. And shocking news to me, because every single location I know has shut down. But apparently, Boston Market launches rotisserie nuggets. That's still a thing? I want to say there's one in Downey. Yeah, I talked about this on Twitch and somebody brought up the Downey location.

That was the only location out of all the people that were watching. It was actually probably like a two-minute walk from where you were at Norm's the other day. Oh, really? Wait, is that what you said? Boston Market? Yeah. Okay, there's one right by my house kevin loves going

there goes there was still a thing the one that i used to go to in san francisco shut down the one here in burbank shut down oh well shout out to san dimas shout out yeah that's where it's at just looked it up so the ralph's i used to work at in woodier there was a boston market across the street permanently closed that thing's gone gone yeah and they were popping for a minute never been in one always try to buy it yeah but i've never been one but there is one down here they have good pot pies um it was how they think about it there's one down the street from me here in houston are you serious like the quality was really good but i just felt at least the locations that i went to it just started going downhill downhill downhill and then finally gone.

But I thought that was shocking. All right. Last thing. Coldstone now has Nintendo-themed ice creams. Hell yeah. That's pretty cool if you guys want to go by. I haven't been to a Coldstone in a really long time, though. I go there like once a week.

Yeah. Are you serious? I went to Coldstone probably about a week and a half, two weeks ago. Coldstone is the place to go when I really want to get some good effing ice cream. To get dirty. Honestly, I've never had Cold Stones. I'm not even lying. Really?

No, dude, don't go because it's a Pandora's box, bro. And I go, what is it? Love It, The Big Side, or Gotta Have. I go full. I hog out, dude. If I'm going to Cold Stone, I'll drop 15 bucks on some ice cream. I don't care. I get like five different

ingredients in there. They have, they usually have the Oreo, we talked Oreos, they usually have the Oreo cream ice cream. Yeah. So good.

So good. Yeah, Tyler would fall off the deep end. Oh, yeah. Felicity likes to get all those, like the Nintendo one. She's got the Peep one.

Remember for Easter? She got that one. Nice. The blue one, I can't remember what it was for, but she gets all those crazy things. Mom, they're so wanting me to go.

I gotta go. I remember the very last time that I went is when I was in Salt Lake City, Utah with Woody. We went and hogged out there. They used to sing to you. They don't anymore. Yeah, just two bros crossing spoons. Feels good. Alright. Switching good. All right.

Switching up to sports news. I got to ask everybody. Are we now Jets fans? Are we all in with the new one? Dude, I thought you would be. No. You would have fun with this. Zach Wilson's story is a funny story.

He handled it perfectly. You would have fun with it. The Jets are in the same division as the Bills. I can't handle it. All right. Put that aside. No, yeah. Funny story. Zach Wilson, bro out. Yeah, man. Do you know about this the Bills. I can't handle it. All right. Put that aside. No, yeah. Funny story.

Zach Wilson, bro out. Yeah, man. Do you know about this story, Julian? I don't know. I'm trying to think because I feel like I just saw something. Zach Wilson, super young quarterback. Has he even played yet? Yeah, he was rookie last year.

Okay. Yeah, he's going into his second year. I want to say he's like 22, 23. Is this a scandal? It is a scandal. Okay, yes. I do know about it. So, yeah, he's 22, 23. Is this a scandal? It is a scandal. Okay, yes, I do know about it. So, yeah, he's 22, 23.

The big thing was when he got drafted, everybody was freaking out over his mom because his mom's pretty hot. Yeah. Mormon country, white dude, good-looking white dude. Yeah, so he also had a really hot girlfriend from college, and they just broke up out of nowhere. And the girlfriend starts dating some

guy from the old team that right the his her boy that the the quarterback was on so yeah it was his uh ex-roommate and his ex-best friend which makes it even more interesting yeah so people started talking smack on her but then she reveals well talk smack on me guess what this dude was banging his mom's best friend that's probably why they got broken up well i don't know they kind of say that but i think she was just saving face because people were talking smack who knew when he was like jokes on her being a dog is a street cred for a dude because the memes just exploded oh yeah and then i go am i a jets fan now because this is fun oh my god this is fun it's a funny story i thought the the funniest thing about it all is that he had a really i mean don't get me wrong the jets

are terrible but he had a pretty bad rookie year and i get it like he's just learning everything right but all of a sudden there's questions like oh can this dude lead a locker room can he be a leader in the clubhouse or whatever so he comes back to instagram i think it was yesterday saying like oh i was gone for the weekend i had bad cell service what do i what did i miss and then all of a sudden you see all his jets teammates like, dude, this man's a legend. And they're like, well, I guess that fixes your leadership problem. Check this out, though. When he was in high school, all the stories started coming out about this guy.

When he was in high school, his prom, he took two college Jets. Apparently. Two Jets. And apparently, I don't know if this is factual, apparently there were BYU cheerleaders, the college he was attending. He's a good looking dude.

This is who I aspire to be. You will never be him. Whatever. I'm just saying, do we get jerseys? No. You can do it. I won't get a jersey, but I seriously thought about getting that t-shirt

that Barstool came out with. Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, it's just throwing bombs and pegging bombs. Dude, that goes perfect. That's why I sent you, Tyler. You got to get it in black, though. Slimming. Because they only have it in green.

I'll get a t-shirt, too. Mean green. Yeah. But, dude, honestly, what did the ex-chick think was going to happen? She's like, well, I'm going to burn him. Like, bro, he got so much cred out of this. And you know he's going to go into the locker rooms in training camps in a couple weeks dude this is this guy just got so much baller status and every and you know but i want to know i want to see the girl there's like some rumored pictures of who

she is and stuff like that i want to know like what the what teammates already knew like how many guys already knew about this sharing this information because if one a mom bangs one player a mom there's there's a thing in hockey growing up like junior hockey is a little different about like versus club hockey juniors like you a little more risque little kids a little better a little more mature live in different areas because they travel to play and they live with like billet families you know when you go out a different town you live somebody else's house to play hockey locally every team had that mom the mom that was hot hot mom and the mom that was you know she was kind of like you

know she was known to do some things so like this mom the mom this mom probably wasn't the he wasn't the only player this mom was banging i guarantee it you think his mom is banging anybody i don't know but that's the thing too too, because this is BYU. This is Mormon country. Who cares, obviously. They love that family stuff. They're down to pound. That's true.

No, they're not down to pound. They're down to... What do they do? Are they laying in the bed? You're talking about soaking. But that's when they're virgins, though. When it's moms, though, they're secret freaky. Come on, they're keeping all that in. When the bishop's going to say, they're going to go to third heaven because they ain't going to make it to third heaven.

Real talk, you guys remember when I dated that one girl from Utah? Yo, that woman's a freaky. Oh, yeah. Shut up, Tyler. Real talk. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. Hey, guys, you want some visuals?

No. Remember that? Let's go to our banging mom's insider, Tyler. No, no, no. This was the girl that was a friend, but you know he was probably banging the bomb. You remember Tyler's trips to Utah? Oh, yeah, I gotta go back to Houston,

but I'm gonna stop in Utah real quick. Pound it out real quick. Tyler, stop sending me videos. Stop. All right. Switching up subjects. Last podcast, we talked about this. Randy getting all this free stuff from Amazon.

When they apparently make a mistake, you can just order 20 things at a time, and he just gets like 25 battery packs at one time. This goes back to his weird groups he's in when he's getting PS5s and stuff. He's really well connected to the dark web. Yeah. So he's getting nonstop Amazon boxes. We talked about that. So I talked to him and I was like, Randy, like, how are you going to get rid of all

this inventory? He's like, oh, I'm trying to sell it online. And, you know, it's going OK. I got some random guy from Canada that bought like some face wipes or something like that. What's a weird thing? And I go, Randy, I go, you know, they came to me and they asked me if uh if i want to do something at the swap meet and i go i go dude randy we should just set up a booth at the swap meet and he goes i'm down let's do it definitely do you think people would show up if I said, hey, we got a swap meet set up.

We're going to be at booth 100 on this day. Would people show up? Swap meets are low-key pretty fun. Brett's the swap meet insider. We have our banging mom insider, Tyler. Brett's the swap meet insider. I used to go a lot. My grandmother still goes every other week. She would take me all the time. They are fun. The food's the swap meeting. I used to go a lot. My grandmother still goes

every other week. She would take me all the time. They are fun. The food's great too. Yeah. Food, music. I mean, also the sellers because you can find new stuff, old stuff. Personally, I like the flea market stuff, so I like finding old action figures and comics or whatever. But man, it's just always

packed. It doesn't matter how many sellers there are. There could be like half the sellers for the day. It is packed. Shout out to the OG one that my parents always took me to when I was a kid. The outdoor swap meet in Santa Fe Springs. That place is always legit. Orange County swap meet is really good too. Cypress College is really good.

Pierce College is really good. Saugus. Jet Suck Speedway. Hell yeah. Palmdale. If you guys do this swap meet thing he owes me those diapers because he said he said they're in my car they are they're in my car he's like i'm hooking up julianne with a diaper yeah he legitimately yesterday i ran into him uh as he was doing his laundry and he's like hey man i got some diapers for you and i'm like what like you gotta give him julianne and while we're standing there

talking two amazon boxes got delivered he's like he had his he had his damn uh his like laundry basket little roller because he's lazy can't carry things um and as we're standing there talking he's like hey hey hey is that um and then he says his apartment number is that for h and he's like, hey, hey, hey, is that and then he says his apartment number. Is that for H? And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, and then gives it to him. The guy goes back to his car and he's like, oh, crap, I got another one for you. And then I watch him fumble two boxes and his laundry bag up the stairs going back to his apartment.

Wow. He's addicted. Should we just try it? Yeah. Yeah, why not? I think so. Wait, so all of us down to go selling. Hang out on a Saturday. I think I got some, so all of us down to go selling, hang out on a Saturday? I think I got some stuff to sell. I'm a good seller. I have way too much stuff.

I have two boxes of comics here to sell. I have a feeling that Eric would be the guy in the straw hat that would just be on his phone counting all the money. Well, I told Rene, if we do this, you got to set up like square. So people like you got to, you know, do the future. If people want to use a card, they can just oh yeah so many sellers have square like it doesn't matter who it is it could be a crystal seller any toy they literally have a sign on each table says we take square we take venmo we take everything but don't you have to rent out the space yeah but we we're gonna be working with a certain swap meet oh they asked me if I want to do it, but I was like, what am I going to do there?

And then I thought about all this Randy inventory that we have. Let's set it up. Let's make it happen. So much. We'll see. All right. Well, I got to wrap this up. Once again, Monday.

What's the date on that? Monday the 18th. Are you correct? Yes. Saturday the 16th. All right. Monday the 18th. Are you correct? Yes. Saturday, 16th. All right. Monday, the 18th. I'm going to be at Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica and on Tuesday from 3 p.m. to 4.30 p.m.

It is for the MLB All-Star Celebration at T-Mobile. So go to the T-Mobile store. We're going to have a bunch of mini bats to give away. You pick your favorite team. they'll engrave it for you on site, whatever you want to put on it also Pink's Hot Dogs is going to be there we're going to have theme park giveaways we're going to have some more giveaways, there'll be some

photo opportunities, there's going to be players stopping by and yeah, come by, hang out with me it'll be fun. There's your promenade sick it is. A place to hang out. Yeah, you'll have a bunch of other stuff to do too. Go to the pier. Whatever you want to do. You don't just have to come see me. Big shout out to

Joe Coy. He has a movie coming out pretty soon. The commercials are picking up. I'm starting to see them pop up a little bit more. It's going down for real. August 5th. Hell yeah. Go support our boy. Easter Sunday is the movie.

It's going to be super fun. I love all the clips with Tiffany Haddish as the police officer. She did his forum show, right? Yeah. Yeah, she was super nice. We got to talk to her. And she's always super funny in movies as well. And obviously, Joe Coy, super funny himself.

So go see that movie. I know you can pick up tickets now on Fandango if you want to do it. I would love to do one of those things where they rent out the movie theater and just have a bunch of listeners. I know Ravy does that all the time in Nerd Out. That would be cool to do. So, again, check out all his info. He's always on tour. JoeCoy.com.

J-O-K-O-Y.com. Speaking of Nerd Out, check out the Nerd Out podcast. Just go to NerdOutPodcast.com. They're nerd out, check out the nerd out podcast. Just go nerd out podcast.com. They're doing something really cool around comic-con. They're going to be recording a podcast on a pirate ship out there at comic-con right there in the water in San Diego. That's pretty awesome. Yeah.

A pirate ship in the water. Wow. Yeah. Like legit one. Who's pirate ship? Uh, when I'd Willie, I think it's sponsored.

I think I saw a Voodoo Ranger. Yeah. Part of a beer company, right? Yeah. I think it's sponsored i think i saw a voodoo yeah part of a beer company right yeah i think it's i think it's voodoo ranger yeah you can check out all the details on their instagram at nerd out on instagram listen to the sex with emily podcast go to sex with emily.com follower at sex with emily on instagram check out our friends man kim they are a band you can stream their music wherever you find music just search matt and kim check them out at matt and kim.com are a band. You can stream their music wherever you find music. Just search Matt and Kim. Check them out at mattandkim.com. See where they're performing near you. Oh, by the way, I have music out right now on streaming platforms.

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Blanketsbytracy.com. Over with Bort in Shasta Jeans Boutique. What is happening there? Shasta has a new range of crystal stone bracelets that you can purchase. I'm telling you, get in that jewelry game. And so you go shasta jeans boutique dot com the shasta jeans boutique with two o's because it's spooky or go to the link tree in my bio at same board on instagram uh if you go there's tons of different bracelets you can choose from

blue agate howlite opalite rose quartz amethyst and you get free shipping on all the jewelry orders. And if you look, I'm actually wearing a Lava Stone Blue Agate bracelet myself. Yes. So my wife made me a couple new ones. So I'm here to show them off. They're very nice, very pretty, very durable. And besides this one, I have one that has skulls. That one's not up on the store. But it's lasted me.

You guys know me. I wear the same crap every day. And I have literally worn this awesome bracelet for the last year. And nothing has happened to it. It's lasted me. You guys know me. I wear the same crap every day. And I have literally worn this awesome bracelet for the last year and nothing has happened to it. It's that durable. Are there child sizes? Because Felicity would love a skull bracelet. You can submit a custom order if you want

to ShastaJeansBoutique.com. Just message her right there on Etsy and she will get back to you with pricing and exactly what you need. Nice. So there you go. We do custom orders. Not always, but if if you need something we can hook you up again in the link tree at saint port on twitter and instagram at saint port check it out get to that store also i'm just throwing out there boards you're missing out on the gibbet game for crocs you guys all you

need is a little bottom right right? The little rubber bottom. And then you can put those to the stones and then stones on the Crocs. One thing at a time. One thing at a time. Little guinea pig jibs. Oh, guinea pig jibs. Everything that you're doing right now, you can also jib it. You and your jibs.

You were trying to entice me with your jibs earlier today like look i have a ufo i have a pokemon sandshrew i have everything and now sell the jibs look i get it maybe we'll sell the jibs i ain't gonna wear them but maybe we'll sell them oh maybe shasta jeans boutique.com uh speaking of shoes in uh before you even say it, Julianne, that's why I was asking for Felicity's size in shoes because our friends at DC Shoes, they launched this whole Star Wars line. So shout out

to DC Shoes. The Star Wars line is dope. Felicity's shoes, they have to special order because of her size, but they're on the way. Don't worry. They're coming soon. Thank you. And I have a pair of the Stormtrooper edition ones right here. They have

everything written in Orabesh. That's the Star Wars language all over them. They are pristine white. No. I need a translator. Okay, look. I can't speak Klingon like Menace and I can't read Orabesh just yet. But it has Imperial Cogs. It looks very nice.

Very clean. And you can dress up like a stormtrooper if you want with them. So if you want to check him out search DC Shoes Star Wars. I'm throwing that out there. We haven't heard from Tyler in a little bit. I don't know if he's still alive. Anything about DC Shoes

and Star Wars Tyler? Yeah. I actually did get mine in the mail yesterday. Oh really? Now to be in Star Wars, Tyler? Yeah, I actually did get mine in the mail yesterday. Oh, really? Yeah. Now, to be fair, I picked them up from my package locker at about like 10.30 last night. So we made a bet.

We made a bet in studio. I'm like, is Tyler even going to acknowledge that he got his DC shoes or text? I was. Oh, he's thinking of Tyler? He's never thinking of us, right? You know what I'm saying? Look Tyler. He's never thinking of us. Right. Look, the,

the, the personality I provide is gift. All right. Wow. Do you know that, uh, Julianne? Yes.

I have passed many times of Tyler. Like, Hey, just do a couple of favors for me when you're in Houston. Right. I was like, Hey man, go to, uh, Kura sushi for me. Cause they're a partner. do a couple favors for me when you're in Houston, right? I was like, hey, man, go to Kura Sushi for me because they're a partner.

Take a couple photos. It's like pulling teeth, right? Months later. Yeah. Lazy Dog Restaurant, huge supporter of the show. Hey, can you do a little thing for their Houston location? Nothing. Not even just go and do.

Hey, here's some free food coupons. Take your friends out to eat. I totally forgot there was one out yeah so maybe next time there's an event he should fly his little happy ass over here by himself yeah right uh-huh and then he can't bring no plus one no matter who she is yeah tyler look the past couple events i haven't brought a plus one that is a lie a dirty lie and he has the past couple did, I haven't brought a plus one. That is a lie. A dirty lie. And he has a past couple. Did you attempt to bring somebody? No, I did not.

So okay, when we that is also a lot. You know it is the past two we've been to were Vegas and Morongo and I was by myself. Both know Vegas. You had a friend out there. Don't forget. Okay, no, no, no. That was different. She was flying out specifically because she loves the podcast.

Stepping it now or later? Either way. Stepping it later, Tyler. Either way. See, I try to take care of Tyler when I can. And make sure he gets shoes and, you know, gets fed. He never takes care of you. Just do the smallest thing.

Tyler, relationships are a two-way street, bud. Not a one-way. I will take full responsibility for that. That is my bad, okay? Maybe the fourth thing maybe can come through on. Just FYI. I am sorry that I cannot change. I am sorry.

The Stand. Awesome burger place is coming to the Houston area. Okay. Yeah, maybe make some effort. Take a couple photos. Because they're good friends of ours. Look, you know me. I love some burgers, so you know me.

You love all food places, yet you're not helping men as well. Yeah. Obviously, you love food. Isn't it time to see if the next person has anything to promote or something? Like, my God. Tyler, do you have anything to promote? Yeah. Just that I am actually leaving as soon as I am done with this

to go pick up my very first graphic novel that I'm ever going to read. So this is going to be kind of a little thing for me. I've never been a big reader. So, okay. To find a graphic novel. The least words in a book you can find. Hey, I support this. I can't read either well you're not

premising it by saying you know I've never been much of a reader so I'm gonna buy a graphic novel fair point well the reason okay so while we were gone they released the last episode for season three of the boys I absolutely love the show I know there's a comic based that the show is based

off of and I was like you know what I really want to go read these comics. I wasn't going to track down all 76 individual issues because that's just a lot of work and money. So luckily for me, they were able to condense it basically into six separate graphic novels.

Like they do with every comic series? Yes, they do. So I am on my way to Barnes and Noble after here to go pick up. All right, cool. I still support this. I like to give you crap, but I still support this. All right.

Thank you. Thank you. Like I said, I'm not a big comic guy, so this is kind of an interesting little step. Okay. Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave? I feel like Eric, except it's not football, but I'm officially nine months as of yesterday.

I have four weeks left. She gets the hell out of me. The pregnancy photos, not really digging those. Someone's digging it. The open up your old accounts yet? Just so everyone knows, I've already said it on the Booger and Shrugger show. I've already told certain people on my Instagram

because people are asking me. I am not having mother effing twins, okay? Just one baby. Just one baby. That's it. One baby. They're saying damn you big? Of course it's guys.

Whoa, are there two babies in there? What the? Who says that to somebody? uh no maybe if i was 20 weeks and looked like this then yeah maybe i'd be having twins but thanks for being rude i wasn't trying to be rude i was just saying you look like your belly is big well yeah i'm about to deliver i didn't mean to get you mad can you like still make out with me god so you don't like me anymore you're still hot, though. I still bang them milk titties.

Thanks. All right, yeah. Brett, anything? Well, yes, Manus. I'm glad you asked. Yes. I had a great vacation. That only was a couple days.

It was awesome. And I didn't go on a cruise, but I did want to say that I made great time of it. Nice. I watched all 47 episodes of the first season of pokemon journeys and it rolled sweet it's a little bit of a slow start i wasn't a big fan but then it took off big fan really huge you can watch on the pokemon tv app or on netflix the pokemon journeys the one day i had free when I got back I watched that thing the bear

that everybody's talking about it's the FX thing on Hulu it's about a restaurant it's basically uncut gems into a restaurant TV show

it's cool I know a lot of people are talking about it I watch all the episodes it was it was alright I mean that was the downside of coming off a cruise

and partying me I was just couch Pokemon I've been watching Felicity the TV show I mean, that was the downside of coming off a cruise and partying. Me, I was just couch Pokemon. Nice. I've been watching Felicity, the TV show. Oh, yay.

Yeah, mom of the year. Here we go. That was my mom's favorite show for like a long time. Yeah, it was like 20 years ago. I liked her. I'm in season four now. Felicity can call up his mom and they can talk about it. Yeah, they can.

They can do a rewatch podcast. I heard those are really popular right now. Alright, Eric? So, Oreo party size. Quick math. Serving size, three cookies. About 21 a pack.

So that would be 63 cookies in a pack. Alright, who will eat three cookies? I was close. I was close at 60. I dropped like three cookies in my milk before I even started eating the cookies. Come on, guys. And then we are 56 days away from the start of the football season. 56. Let's go.

That's like not even two months. I like that countdown better than mine. That's cooler. Let's get it over with. We'll see you next week. What's new? What's new with Metis?