What's New Podcast - Mega Vegas & Wrestling recap, New Movies, Events Updates & More!
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What's new? What's new with Metis?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Metis. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
We are joined by Eric, a.k.a. E Soundwave on Instagram. He works for the NFL on AFN. We are joined by Eric, aka eSoundwave on Instagram.
He works for the NFL Podcasting
Network. He is also coming to
us live from Downey, California.
And right across the apartment
building would be Randy, who also
works for the NFL Podcasting Network.
We also have in the next city
over, that would be Tyler, aka
Heavy T. He works for the
Better Sports Network, and he is coming to us
live from his mom's house and we've had an appearance from his mom which was pretty awesome
yep that definitely happened she felt super embarrassed about it she had no idea why oh why
didn't during the recording she completely forgot that i had texted her like hey i'm working
and she came in and like halfway through she realized oh crap i forgot
he's working and at that point i think she had heard you guys start laughing so she just came
in excited so yeah that's what made it funnier and what's even funnier like man she seems like
a sweet lady you don't deserve her at all you know i really don't like my mom is one of the
nicest people you'll ever meet in your entire life so i I really don't deserve it. No, not at all.
All right.
Well, check this out.
I was in Las Vegas last night for a couple hours.
I went to go check out Fluffy, a.k.a. Gabriel Iglesias,
do his debut at the Cosmopolitan, and it was freaking awesome.
Brand new room for him.
He already sold out four nights right out the gate.
So if you're in Vegas, you're going to go to the Cosmopolitan,
check out our guy, Gabriel Iglesias.
You're going to enjoy it.
You're going to have a good time.
But we had a whole wild weekend in Las Vegas that we haven't even recapped yet.
And we flew in day one and ended up at WWE SmackDown ringside.
Dude, that was freaking crazy.
And the best part was that Tyler ended ended up on the big screen he did
the socket to everybody which was you know legendary was that a dream come true for you
tyler yeah i i never get on the jumbotron of anything so a there's that but b just being
able to do the dx crotch chop right there is something that everybody did when they were in
elementary school it just it just made it that much more fun. It was literally embracing your inner child.
It was great.
Yeah.
I told everybody that I have never once seen Tyler so happy in my life.
It was bigger than going to the Super Bowl,
bigger than going on a date with a beautiful girl
or, man, whatever he prefers, whatever he's into.
It actually made his life just to be on the DX crotch chop
and be that close
to the ring,
man.
It was amazing for him.
But that wasn't even the highlight of the night.
The highlight of the night had to be when Eric noticed the tiny feet.
His name was Jay Uso.
He was along the outside of the ring because it was a tag team match.
Right.
So a lot of stuff's going along.
And I noticed this dude's feet,
like he was wearing these bright,
bright red,
like Nikeikes right these
and and i you can't help but see him because he's standing right in front of us we were so freaking
close his feet are like six feet in front of us he's on the side of the ring and we're looking
right at his feet and i noticed he's like swimming in these shoes you know how when somebody's wearing
a shoe that's too big you can kind of see like the flop uh-huh there's like a little fold over
at the tip of it so i'm like i kind of tell menace, I tell Randy, I'm like, and then we start yelling,
tiny feet, tiny feet, chanting.
And you kind of see, he's kind of like,
kind of like, he hears us.
We're so freaking close.
And there's more and more people
slowly getting into the chant.
Tiny feet, tiny feet.
And it all came together when he was in the ring
during the match.
He gets in there, he's doing his thing.
He hits, he like tackles the guy
or whatever. He doesn't move chanting to this guy, tiny feet, tiny feet. And this dude stops down.
Like this guy is on his belly. He could do, I mean, I know it's wrestling, but whatever he could
have like done his finishing and whatever, rolled him over, but he stopped, turned around, like
made eye contact with our section and starts mouthing off to us. Like I got big feet. He's
pointing to his feet. Like he's obviously rattled by us chanting about this comes back to the finishes
off the match but it's just it's so funny this dude like was visibly angry about us yelling
about the size of this guy's shoes and it was obvious it wasn't like you know i'm finding the
poke out like this dude's shoes looked so much bigger than his actual feet we have video of it
on our Instagram,
at whatstupod on Instagram.
I'm going to insert a little piece of the audio right here
so you can see how loud we were chanting Tiny Feet.
Tiny Feet! Tiny Feet! Tiny Feet!
Tiny Feet! Tiny Feet! Tiny Feet!
Tiny Feet! Tiny Feet!
Menace, I don't know if you saw this or not,
but there was a guy
who was sitting right in front of us and he was asking for
the footage. Eric is the one that showed it to me.
I think this dude runs a wrestling
TikTok page because we saw
the tiny feet video on TikTok and it had
like 50,000 likes. Nice!
Yeah, my brother
hit me up because he saw the video
that we posted on What's New and he's like,
yeah, because he knew I was at SmackDown. I sent him a random video. He was like, dude, where am new and he's like yeah he's because i he knew i was at smackdown i sent him a random video i was like dude where am i just like a joke
right so he knew i was at smackdown and he saw the video we put out on the what's new instagram
and my brother found the tiny feet video on google through that guy's tick tock before i sent it to
him that's awesome if this catches on and this guy gets like a tiny feature for the rest of his life
i kind of want credit i don't know if there's some kind of like wrestling subreddit that i should kind of like
just jump in so it's like i get my copyright dude and you're missing residual one of the biggest
parts of the stories because like after the whole weekend the guy was at the airport and he did an
instagram story of his feet and i replied on i sent a video a screen grab of me replying to it's like typing out
t-i-n-y feet exclamation point and said dude i look he was kind of like refreshing refreshing
i was hoping this dude so come on please give me a reply let me know that you see me i know you saw
me at at smackdown just let me know you're that route on you're like looking at my instagram
replies i would have peaked as a chirper You guys know I'm a mouthy guy.
Yeah, I would have been like my favorite sporting event.
And it's not even like hockey or baseball or anything.
I know it was.
I mean, it was so much fun.
I mean, that whole weekend was super fun.
The next day we hit up the Wynn buffet.
But after that, we went to the pool party that the chain smokers were having.
And the Wynn totally took care of us.
We were like poolside.
We had our own table.
We have bottle service.
And of course, Tyler is the only single guy there.
Okay.
So we're like, we got to take care of Tyler.
We got to hook him up with some chicks.
And then Tyler's like, I got this guys.
I got this.
He doesn't listen to us.
Right.
He becomes laser focused on one chick all the way on the other side of the pool with
a bunch of
friends and we're like dude what are you doing he's like i got this and what was his game eric
was staring but like not only staring like you know okay whatever yeah you lay the groundwork
you make eye contact with somebody across the party across the bar whatever i get it you know
that's some people's game you make eye contact and initiate something it leads to something this led to nothing and it not only was his staring but he was staring with sunglasses on
so it's like she couldn't even tell like so he's he's only like not anywhere near this girl like
she has to like realize so through like 50 60 feet of people but he has sunglasses on just
straight up i'm like yeah so watching tyler work in the wild was quite the experience but honestly kind
of how i figured it would go yeah and then so we're like dude hey fyi there's like five girls
behind us like kind of just standing around and i go dude i'm just gonna invite these girls to sit
down because they need a place to sit we have like this whole huge like couch area that we're not
even using and talk to these girls they're right here so i
invite them to sit down and i go tyler go talk to these girls and guess what one of them ended up
working for fox sports common stuff to talk about he could have been talking to them for like the
past two hours yeah yeah yeah i mean on the silver lining side i ended up dead talking to her for
about like the last 40 ish minutes i think and you, I ended up dead talking to her for about the last 40-ish minutes, I think.
And we ended up having a good conversation.
We swapped numbers and everything.
So it was cool.
But yeah, like I said, just kind of hyping yourself up.
Did she give you a full nine digits or was it like seven?
Oh, no, no.
I mean, I was texting her later that day.
All right.
I have a question about this.
Yeah.
When Tyler hypes himself up, what is going through his mind?
Because obviously it can't be.
Absolutely nothing.
It can't be like.
Red Bull and vodka?
I mean, that was a course through his whole entire blood system that day, dude.
Brett, you don't understand.
I think Tyler drank like four to five Red Bulls in the course of the couple hours we were there in the sun.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
And the thing is, he says he's hyping
himself up. He was just like a statue.
He was literally just...
That's why I'm asking.
We had this cool little
area sectioned off and a little bar
top in front of us looking into the pool area,
into the chain smokers area. A great view
of the whole thing. So again, if Tyler
wanted to go the route that he wanted with the
chick, he's like, I'm good. I got it. i got it you know whatever it was the move you're right there you can make eye
contact you have bottles you have seats it's fishing with dynamite even if you don't get the
number you don't hook up whatever you could get the interaction like yeah i got bottles i got room
to see i got got tons of room come over hang out with me for have a drink i'll pour you a drink
but it never happened and he's like don't worry i got it and we're like why did you pick that girl
he's like i gave us the spiel about blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And then he tops it off, talking to me around.
And he goes, yeah, you know, and she's dumb.
How do you know that?
You haven't even been within eight feet of this chick.
And you're like, and she's dumb.
And she's dumb.
What the hell, dude?
Does she also have a dumb character tattoo on her arm?
Is that how you knew she was dumb?
You're like, oh, hey, there we go.
And then, Eric, you finally gave him a fashion tip
after two and a half hours that we were there.
Because when he was there staring with his sunglasses on,
he had his hat on backwards, and he looked super disheveled, right?
And then you told him.
Yeah, yeah.
He caught on to it, and he has his hat forward had it at his hat forward for the rest of the weekend
you'll kind of notice that there's a shift in the point of the weekend you
can tell because he wears his hats back like whatever your backwards hat kind of
guy I've been a backwards hat kind of depends you know but you got to wear it
right you know mm-hmm you gotta wear right he wears it kind of like he does
it this thing where it's on the back of his head you know it's hairs hanging out
and it's usually kind of just kind of all like and i'm like dude your hair like put your hat forward and sure
enough you put it forward i'm like you look like you're working out of digging out of a hole but
you look way better with your hat for it yeah so i've been doing that pretty much since you
mentioned it and i kind of noticed i was like yeah actually nice right on you dude look thank you we're like queer eye for the straight guy all weekend for tyler interesting yeah now i see what i missed
out on hey boys it was cool but then later on we went to an xfl game but then we tried to get
tyler on a roller coaster and apparently tyler is afraid of roller coasters guys. I offered to pay him money. He wouldn't
do it. We begged and
it just didn't happen. How much
money were you going to offer him?
How much? I think I was going to give him
like a hundred bucks. And how long is that ride?
Like two and a half minutes?
Two and a half, three minutes.
That's how you know it's bad
because I'll be straight up honest. I'm a whore for money.
I'll do pretty much anything for money.
The fact that I wouldn't get on a roller coaster for money tells you that's a pretty deep-rooted fear.
Like, no, I'm good.
Wow.
What is it that scares you?
Is it the view of the heights or is it just the movements?
It's the view of the heights and also I don't like going upside down.
You give Milk Mamas two and a half minutes all the time, but not me.
He does.
Look, I will pay you $100 to keep me off the roller coaster, okay?
I figured it was 90 seconds tops, bro.
It's not great.
Okay, well, fast forwarding to the next weekend.
It is just WWE weekend in Los Angeles.
And that Friday, we got to go to Fridayiday night smackdown brett and i were there a lot of listeners
tagged me because i was right by the walkway oh my god where all the wrestlers came out
the best placement any one of us could ever hope for going to a wrestling like i can't tell you
how many times i saw menace in one night and and i was next to him and i saw him more on my phone
than anything i, like all the
listeners kept on tagging me. They saw me
on TV. It was super fun. It was incredible
because my brother, like I'm working
in the middle of running a show and my
brother comes up to me. I just saw Menace at
Smackdown on TV.
It was great. Yeah, that
photo of you reaching out to Rey Mysterio
is really dope. Oh yeah. You should frame
that. You should frame that, dude.
You should frame that because you're the most obvious person in that photo
because of the jacket and the hat.
Yeah.
So I think that's frame worthy.
Oh, definitely.
And it was funny because I sent that photo to all my old school wrestling friends
and they're like, dude, we think we have a photo of you and Rey Mysterio
when he was with WCW way back in the day.
So they're looking for that too so we
can match them up together that would be super fun
but Brett after
Friday Night Smackdown you
got to meet the freaking
Undertaker dude guys
I did not
know this was happening and it did and
I didn't even know how it go and my
mind was blown the entire time I'm like okay cool
I'm gonna go see the Undertaker's live show.
Next thing I know I'm meeting The Undertaker.
Did you go like you remember this one time
you did this? No it was weird
so like they did ask
everybody that was meeting The Undertaker hey do you
want to ask him a question when it goes
to his live show? Cause he's doing
like kind of like a Ron White stories
from the road kind of comedy act.
Do you want to ask him a question?
We're asking people that are meeting him.
Next thing I know, they're like, you're going to have a couple minutes with him.
I'm like, what?
What do I do?
I look at Shasta.
She's with me, and she's like, oh, don't look at me.
I'm too scared to ask him anything.
So we get up, and I just say, hey, man, thanks for everything.
We've been fans of yours since you
became the undertaker and he's dude guys he is over seven feet tall i am barely five foot something
he's just looking down at us he's just like towering like you guys ain't that old oh no no
man don't worry see we follow the path of the phenom the undertaker we worship the dark lord
so we keep our beauty and our youth and
he just cracked up looked at me he's like yeah that's how i did i sold my soul many many years
ago kids let's take a photo nice so it was an awesome experience it was a great experience
amazing person to me you know because you never know how these people are going to be in real life
you hear great stories of of uh celebrities and bad stories but um he was uh very kind very uh welcoming to every single
person he met and then his live show if anyone has a chance to see his live show when it comes
to town he's only done about five or six of these now and as he says on uh stage it's an ever
evolving process and ever learning process but it's it's just fun man it's about hour and a
half hour and 45 of him just telling dope, fun stories from the road.
So the next day is WrestleMania.
It's the first day, Saturday.
I gave him my tickets.
I gave them to Brett.
I was like, Brett, take my tickets.
But then my friend from San Diego, Chino,
who's Gabriel Iglesias' cousin,
is super weird that we all know each other.
He hits me up.
He's like, dude, what are you doing?
I go, oh, I'm about to leave town.
I literally had the keys in the ignition. He's like, dude, what are you doing? I go, oh, I'm about to leave town. I literally had the keys in the ignition.
He's like, no, man.
He goes, you got to go to WrestleMania.
And I had my brother-in-law with me, too, who came with me to SmackDown.
I was like, man, you want to go to WrestleMania?
And I couldn't even get it out of my mouth.
And he's like, yes.
So I go, I guess we're going to WrestleMania.
So he gave me a pair of tickets that he had.
And, I mean, the first day out the gate of Wrestlemania was glorious right Brett Randy and Tyler you were there as well we didn't get to see each other but we were all there now I have
to say this out of all the matches I just want to shout out I know you hate him Eric but I got
to give him props Logan Paul did a pretty good job.
He did a pretty good job.
For celebrity wrestlers.
I mean, at least he's formed into something more of just some dumb YouTuber.
I'll give him a little more credit than that.
He's actually kind of evolved into like a semi.
I mean, I've never knocked wrestling.
I know there's an athletic.
There's definitely some athleticism to all that stuff. So now he's leaning more into that.
And people don't just love him because he's dumb and on youtube but my hate is has receded a little bit yeah he's
doing like crazy flips he's jumping off the ring into the announcer table it was pretty awesome
bad bunny was there so of course you know i was excited what was some of your highlights though
guys i uh i think my favorite match of the night was for the women's title between uh
charlotte flair and rhea ripley yeah that was just a really good high energy just the the energy in
the arena or the stadium was was really great i thought all around probably my favorite match of
the entire night i'm gonna be honest i hate charlotte flair hater yeah spiser i've never
been a fan i think she's terrible rhea rip I was like, Mommy, kick some ass right now. Please
keep going.
For you guys,
obviously my favorite was Sammy Zane
and Kevin Owens were the main event against
Mr. Tiny Feet and his brother.
Possible Big Feet.
That really was an amazing end
of the night. I also got to say
the Rey Mysterio stuff, just because
we were at Fridayiday night smackdown
the week before and we got to see a lot of it unfold and you know the announcement that they
were doing wrestlemania and to see that all play out was pretty freaking awesome i'm so happy i
got to see that match oh my god the novella aspect to that entire series dude ruled okay so the fact ray comes in a low rider with snoop dog
driving the trunk is open and the back of the trunk says the game is to be sold not to be told
which is like okay like that's a pretty dope line and then they come out and then eddie guerrero's
music starts playing where and eddie and ray were close way back in the day when Eddie died in like 2005, I think it was.
So that was like a beautiful little homage right there.
And then they get to the stage, Ray's music starts playing and it's, and it was a great match on top of that.
Like the whole thing was just like, I know jokingly said it but i like that martin
scorsese meme where he's like this is cinema like it's perfect dude you know and it was a perfect
city to do it in los angeles lucha libre culture is huge here obviously because of mexico and ray
mysterio is such a legend he's from southern california to have him in his son like the crowd
was on fire the entire time it couldn't have been more special than having the Mysterios at Wrestlemania that night it ruled and then also uh I failed to
mention Friday Night Smackdown after Friday Night Smackdown was the Hall of Fame ceremony and you
can see that on Peacock I believe and then Rey Mysterio like his speech was awesome talking about
you know how he came up and he's just a little guy you know and how he didn't get a lot of
opportunities and how he started out in Tijuana and all kinds of stuff it was really cool to see
so that's just day one of wrestlemania you guys went back for day two i ended up leaving town
how was day two for you guys were you able to keep up the momentum of all the wrestling that
you had for the past like week for day two because Because I know it's a haul to get inside SoFi Stadium.
Keep up the momentum, yes.
If we're asking which one of the nights was better,
night one was definitely better.
Night two, there's still a lot of great wrestling,
but I think the downside was everybody wanted Cody Rhodes
to win the big title.
Everybody was amped for it.
Everybody thought it was going to happen.
It was going to be like um stone cold beating sean michaels it was going to be like
sean michaels being bret hart everybody knew that this was going to happen because you could feel
the energy like this is where it's supposed to go this is what the story is supposed to be
and then it didn't happen complete shock and you felt the entire energy of the arena
it was like being in your hometown World Series
and your team drops the ball right in front of you at the bottom of the ninth.
You're like, what just happened?
We had it.
We were here.
We were there.
And it just got sucked out of the entire arena.
There were people that were pissed.
Oh, yeah.
Rage videos all over the internet.
I was watching online and you could see people's faces after he lost.
What just happened?
What do you think happened?
They've come out and said that apparently this was the plan for weeks, and everybody knew it.
But obviously, it was just kept super hush-hush.
I'm not buying it.
It seems kind of backwards.
And then the next day, it gets announced that WWE and UFC are combining.
And that's why I think that Roman won.
Really?
And Brock started on Monday Night Raw.
Brock Lesnar started a new feud with Cody Rhodes to keep Brock on television
because I think Brock was going to leave because he didn't have anything going on
unless it interests him.
He has a creative clause. I think
this was all, hey, how do we keep
our new partners happy? How do we keep
this new sale happy?
And they also announced
that Vince McMahon is back
in control of the company. So I think
these are all creative choices
he's making.
Here's what it is.
It sounds like wrestling fans just got rope-a-doped for the last year.
Pretty much, we did.
And it sucks.
I have no clue what you guys are talking about,
but it sounds like we're all back to square one about hating Vince.
The storylines suck.
And I don't know.
Literally, it sounds like a vindaloo.
Why did they do this to us?
We had hope.
Yeah.
It's bad enough to the point to where
smackdown is supposed to be live tonight from portland and rumor is that vince is going to be
there backstage calling the shot oh no there's already people who have put online and said we're
going to smackdown and we're just chanting basically fire Vince the entire time. Like nobody wants him back. It's so bad that Triple H has to come out again on SmackDown to address the
WWE universe and let them know like,
Hey,
everything's fine.
It's pretty bad.
Look in the chance that this podcast makes it up before SmackDown or maybe
next week SmackDown or maybe raw,
nobody chant fire Vince.
Okay.
That's not what we want.
That's not the change that we need.
We need you to chant Tiny Feet.
Tiny Feet.
Tiny Feet.
Tiny Feet.
That reminds me.
That reminds me.
Before we're done with this chat,
there was a moment that I thought maybe somehow the Tiny Feet chant
had gotten into the wrestling circle
because Pat McAfee was in the ring with The Miz
and they started chanting Tiny Balls, had gotten into the wrestling circle because Pat McAfee was in the ring with The Miz,
and they started chanting Tiny Balls, but in the exact same cadence,
in the exact same way that Eric was doing Tiny Feet, which, I don't know,
maybe a coincidence, but the wordage Tiny Balls was just, I don't know.
It just seemed too similar to what had happened a couple days prior.
We're infiltrating, guys.
Just a fun thing to notice.
I would have noticed, but I was getting a beard.
I want credit.
By the way, I did find the Tiny Veet video on TikTok again.
I think it has 65,000 likes.
Damn!
That's awesome.
That thing went pretty viral.
That rules.
All right.
All right.
Well, let's keep the fun going, guys. Next event together is going to be April 21st.
That is a Friday.
It's going to be at Morongo Casino from 5 to 7 p.m.
Come hang out with us.
It's going to be your last opportunity to get in on some giveaways.
I have giveaways for a bunch of different things.
And then, of course, the next event after that is the Woody Show After Hours Takeover at Disney California Adventure Park. But breaking news, for the very first time, for Randy, for Eric, for Tyler,
we're going to Coachella, guys.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Can you handle it?
Can Tyler handle it?
I have not heard the question.
I don't think he can.
This is going to be.
He sweats profusely in 60 degree weather.
What is he going to do?
It's going to be hot.
Allegedly.
This is going to be interesting.
So last night I did something I haven't done in a long time.
I actually went to the gym last night.
Oh.
Whoa.
Preparing.
Nice.
All right.
That's the breaking news. Okay. All right. Nice. That's the breaking news.
Okay.
So I did that, and my goal is to be like, okay,
hopefully I just at least get a couple walking steps in
and I just don't die on the way back from Coachella.
Because I'm thinking like, okay,
obviously we're going to be on our feet all day, which is fine.
Like, I don't have a problem with that.
But then you throw in the fact that we'll be in the sun pretty much all day Saturday.
So there's that.
And I'm probably going to be liquored out of my mind that night.
So that's just, that's a lot for a combination of a mile walk back.
Tyler's goal when going to the gym was to get a couple walking steps
in.
That's how I
braised it. I was there for like an hour just
trying to at least get like everything
back in motion because my muscles don't
like me at the moment. Since we're talking about
exercise and weight loss,
Eric knows that I've been enduring this for
the past on and off
two weeks. Started keto a couple weeks ago.
I am now down 10 pounds.
So I'm pretty juice-famed about that.
Wow.
We're getting in our fighting weight for Coachella.
I like it a lot.
It's going to be cool.
I'm happy you guys are going to be able to experience it for the first time.
I've been doing it for a number of years, and it's always cool.
You discover new people.
It's just fun. you just walk around yeah you know after you kind of like locked it in you kind of said okay
plan on going to Coachella this day and that day at least I kind of like you know I was I was aware
I know Bad Bunny's there I know the Gorillas are there so I kind of rolled pulled up the the lineup
and I've like realized I've kind of hit that age where like the amount of people i'm i
know on a coachella lineup is getting smaller smaller smaller it's like it's like it used to
be it's like i used to like okay i know some of the smaller font people like kind of digs oh i
know that band i know that group i know that dj whatever it's now it's like i'm not making it
past like the second font i know like the headliners and it's like i'm like okay i know
like eight people the whole weekend as i used to be like all right well there's that DJ there's all that people easily before it would
be like 30 plus people you would know I'm kind of with you I'm like oh there's about nine people I
know and then like the super small font there's like one who's uh Remy Wolf who I really like
I'm gonna check her out yeah but other than that yeah but again that's sometimes that's how i discovered
man kim yeah at coachella with a thing like coachella dude sometimes and you're not like
bogged down to a stage you know a certain lineup or whatever you know you have to be see this person
your stage jumping you don't really have time like coachella from what i've heard obviously
i've never been there more of an experience music festival so i mean i'm going in with like you know
i want to see a couple people here and there.
Be able to absorb it.
Be a sponge.
And guess what?
If you don't like it, we can just walk right back to the house.
We can watch it on YouTube.
That's pretty dope too.
I hear a lot of horror stories about leaving and stuff.
I'm like, well, Menace has got a closed off road right to his front door.
I don't got to worry about any of that crap.
That's pretty awesome.
I'm looking at the lineup for day two,
which will be the day we're primarily there.
I don't know any of these people,
so this will be interesting.
Noise.
Shocking.
Going to discover a new experience,
new bands, maybe new drugs.
Who knows?
We'll see.
Maybe stare at some ladies from across the field.
We're just going to go with the flow.
Tyler sees a first chick in a see-through top or some pasties and he was going to just
fall over.
Okay, stop.
This is where your mom's supposed to walk in, Tyler, and start hearing about drugs and
girls and pasties.
Stay away, bro.
Stay away.
This whole Tyler wanted to do drugs thing too, by the way, the shtick that he's got
going is by far the most annoying thing.
I mean, 100% at being drunk. I want Tyler
to go to the Suicide Boys performance and get into
the pit there and just see how long he lasts.
You're definitely not in fighting weight to be doing any
hardcore drugs. Believe me. I know friends that
were our body style that did drugs.
It didn't last very long.
Alright, how about this? How about some good news?
How about some food news? You guys down with food news?
Oh, yeah.
Alright. Hidden Valley Ranch has a new pickle How about some food news? You guys down with food news? Oh, yeah. All right.
Hidden Valley Ranch has a new pickle flavor.
Are you all in or all out?
Nope.
Hard pass.
Hard pass?
What?
Oh, yeah.
He hates pickles, remember?
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
That's right, yeah.
I forgot to mention.
Tyler mentioned to us when we were in Vegas that if a certain result transpired within
some of the games, he was going to have to drink a whole thing of pickle juice for his show. Tyler, did you end up drinking that or no?
I did, and I threw up immediately after. Where's the video?
The video's probably... I could probably get it real quick. So he allowed me to
get away with drinking half of it. I didn't throw up on air. I threw up while we were in...
Okay, wait, hold on. Recap real quick. So you did some bets while you were in Vegas.
Yeah, so while we were in Vegas, I actually completely forgot about this until rain he mentioned it so while we're in vegas
houston was playing miami in the sweet 16 or elite eight match i don't remember which one anyways so
the guy i work with on monday edward he hosts the monday night show that we do so he made a bet with
me he's like hey i have miami going really far. You have Houston winning the whole thing.
Let's make a bet. If you win, I'll eat an egg salad sandwich, which is fine because he hates hard-boiled eggs and he hates mayo.
And his thing was, if I win, then I would have to drink a thing of pickle juice.
I lost.
I had to drink a thing of pickle juice.
It was one of the worst moments of my entire life.
It was gross.
I absolutely hate it.
And then he threw up. We need the video. Yeah yeah why why did you send us the video to begin with yeah why didn't we get this yeah so i i i didn't even think to like just send it to you guys
my bad i immediately had to go into uh covering the uh ncaa title game right after so i guess i just completely forgot
about it i also like i think i can find it and get it to you like it's what is it it's buried
i mean i would like it but there is there is uh before i forget there is no video of me throwing
up that did not happen on air so there's no video of me actually puking like a missed opportunity
yeah yeah you know what it sounds like? Menace, you said it was
Hidden Valley Ranch pickle flavor?
Yes. Sounds like Tyler has to drink the whole bottle.
Let's try it. Let's go. That's not happening.
Come on. I'm all in, by the way. I'm
down for some pickle flavored dill pickles,
pickle flavored sunflower seeds,
chips. It's usually pretty
good. Deep fried pickles. I love you some
pickles. All right. How about this?
New strawberry shortbread McFlurries at McDonald's.
All in or all out?
I'm in.
Oh, yeah.
All in.
Now.
This second.
Oh, yeah.
How about this one?
Check this out.
Fat Burger and is it Kava?
Kava?
It's K-A-V-A.
They're the weed chocolate company they've come out with a like chocolate
ketchup weed infused thing i don't know it's fat burger i'm willing to try it i'm down with them
yeah i was like are they going to try it the route or the burger route so it's weed infused
ketchup oh yes you're right it's weed infused ketchup yes okay yeah connecting dots there yeah i mean i guess yeah i mean i don't try
it do i need weed in my ketchup no no but you need weed with your burger somehow so that's the way to
easily get it yeah and i mean some on some fries although it'd be a fun project if possible to do
like weed buns with weed ketchup with incorporating a burger sandwich with as much weed products as
possible and seeing how high you get see my thing that would be interesting weed infused like food it's like i
get the edible thing the gummies you get even chocolate bars are pushing a little too much
like usually don't you want to be high i mean i would prefer to be high before i eat that stuff
yeah because i don't want to like weed flavored hamburger now i'm like dang i already ate my
hamburger now i'm high yeah i never be high
going into the hamburger yeah i never want to eat before i smoke because i'm gonna end up having two
or three meals instead of one meal i'll cook slower if i get stuff delivered i'll cook slower
it's like i gotta plan this out better because if my doorbell rings and my delivery is here and i
just ate now i'm really pissed i know for real for real, for real. All right, guys,
you want to switch it up to some movies? Yeah. Check this out. I actually got to see a screening
of Air, the Michael Jordan story with Nike. It was really good. I enjoyed it a lot. It had a lot
of stuff of, you know, clips of when I was growing up and I was like, oh, I remember when that
happened and that happened. It was pretty cool to see the whole story play out.
How much of it was absolutely true.
I do not know,
but Jordan did oversee the production of the movie.
So a lot of it has to be true.
Based in like pretty much like,
I'm like,
I think it's based in reality.
Like it's,
it's supposed to be as close to the actual turn of events as like that
actually played out.
I think I read part of an article that said that Affleck went to go sit with MJ and go
over the script and ask him about casting choices.
So he had a strong presence in this.
Nike was absolutely the underdog in this.
And they just played it right.
And they got Jordan and everyone made a ton of money.
They thought in the first year they would maybe make a million dollars.
They ended up making $140 million the first year with the Nike deal.
Those shoes were everywhere for a decade.
80s kids, 90s kids, you did not see some kid wearing those shoes.
I watched the trailer, man.
I'm not that invested in basketball or Michael Jordan anymore,
but I wanted to watch it.
Yeah.
It looked very interesting.
Yeah.
All right, another movie that is out.
Mario.
Woo!
Did anybody go see it yet?
It's me.
Let's go.
It's me.
It's Mario.
It's getting good reviews from the actual viewers.
The critics hating on it, but...
Yeah, it's so stupid.
The actual viewers, they're liking on it, but the actual viewers,
they're liking it. Anybody watch it yet?
I don't go into movies looking to critique.
It's like, if it's not good, whatever. I'm not going to get
hung up on it. I'm not going to get upset.
Let's also look at the critics who
review video game movies and look at us who just
want to go see a fun movie.
Detective Pikachu? Amazing.
Wait, that mouse is talking?
What? Not real. Terrible movie. Sonic the Hedgehog? detective pikachu amazing wait that mouse is talking what not real terrible movie uh sonic
the hedgehog uh amazing no tomatoes a blue furry thing with shoes nope can't like that uh mortal
actually yeah i'm planning on going to see a super mario movie this weekend so we'll see yeah it
looks really fun especially the fact that they incorporated donkey kong and all the mario games
into it a little bit you got some mario kart. You got some Mario sports in there. It looks fun. Also, if you have Apple TV, there
is the Tetris movie that's out. And I watched that. And that's really good as well. Do you guys
have Apple TV? That looks pretty good, yeah. I have Apple TV. Yeah, I recommend watching it.
Did you watch it, Randy? No, not yet. But I've heard only good things about it. Yeah, it's good.
And that's another wild story that's kind of like the Michael Jordan story
of how it all came together. A little bit of a spoiler alert, I guess. I don't know. It's
a widely known thing for Tetris. But Tetris actually started in Russia. And Russia is a
communist country and you can't make money off things. And then that's kind of how all the drama
started. So definitely watch it if you have Apple TV. If you don't have Apple TV and you can't make money off things. And then that's kind of how all the drama started.
So definitely watch it if you have Apple TV.
If you don't have Apple TV and you have T-Mobile,
you might actually have Apple TV for free.
So look into that.
Go into your T-Mobile account because that's how I got it right now.
Dude, T-Mobile, I don't even have T-Mobile.
My girlfriend has T-Mobile
and it has been so clutch
because I got MLB TV for free.
So now that I may have Apple TV, now I don't have
to pay for it anymore. So I'm looking into that. Nice. And I'm happy you brought up...
Random shout out to T-Mobile. Yeah. And I'm happy you brought up MLB because,
guys, I was doing my research. You know, I love looking up predictions in the beginning of the
year on who's going to go to the World Series. And this is the predictions that came up all right out of six experts this is what they picked okay
three picked san diego one picked philly one picked the mets and one picked the braves what
do you guys think for the winners of the world series braves it makes sense those are all the
big dogs i would say all of those teams probably make the playoffs okay and win their division
yeah i think they all make the playoffs but if if I'm picking one, I'm probably picking the Braves to win it all.
Thank you.
Because the Braves will win it all.
Yeah, I don't know.
San Diego teams in general just kind of disappear when it matters most,
but the Padres specifically, it's one of those things.
There's just so many egos there.
I really have to see it to believe it.
Can you guys actually see the Mets going all the way, though?
When was the last time you actually saw the Mets get that far in anything?
In the 80s.
You want to talk about teams that let each other down like Padres?
The Mets are right there with them.
Yeah.
Yeah, last time the Mets won was 86.
Last time they made it was 2015.
Our resident baseball guy, Eric, who do you think?
I mean, I know you want the Dodgers.
No, I mean, honestly, you can ask the guys.
In our group chat i said the
dodgers would probably struggle this year and i'm like kind of flipping on it i'm like definitely
intrigued by how they're starting because they didn't go out and sign a huge guy like they
usually do like last year you know they went on got freddie this year they kind of kept it kept
it in house they said the young guys were going to come up um and they've actually been performing
miguel uh they got two new miguelels. Miguel Vargas is the rookie.
James Outman, he's a rookie.
He's balling out.
The pitching has been holding up.
So, I mean, I'm actually kind of more leaning towards the Dodgers now.
I mean, obviously, I want the Dodgers to win it.
But I was kind of taking his back seat.
I was telling the guys, I mean, it wouldn't surprise me if they don't win the division,
maybe float around third for a little bit. I mean, we're, what, six games into the regular season, something like that.
But the Dodgers are definitely playing.
This would be the year where the year that they're not supposed to win 103 games.
I think their over-under was like 96.
So this would be the year that they kind of pull it out of their ass,
the year that they're not supposed to run the table.
And they're just like, oh, yeah, we did it with a bunch of kids
when we didn't do it with all the studs in the past.
Like Corey Seager's gone.
We lost a couple of our pitchers.
This is the year they should end. They should struggle struggle and this would be the year that they yeah i did
read from these experts they did see the dodgers going really far but not going all the way yeah
yeah no no way do i think they're gonna suck i definitely thought they would weren't gonna be
the powerhouse i mean dude they won what 110 111 games from last year yeah um they're supposed to
win 96 this year that's what their
numbers at but you get in the playoffs crazy things happen they've tried the playoffs as the
favorite the last like five years and it didn't work out maybe go in as the underdog let's see
what happens as i said in the beginning of this podcast i was in vegas last night and the locals
they want the a's man they want a baseball team so hopefully that'll happen i know all my friends
back home don't want them yeah all my friends back home. It's good because Oakland don't want them.
Yeah, all my friends back home, they want them to stay.
But, like, dude, it was just voted the worst ballpark in MLB,
and it's absolutely true, dude.
By a mile. By a mile.
And I don't care where they're going to put this new park.
It's still going to suck.
We in the other group chat were kind of talking about an idea floating around.
I mean, me personally, I kind of want to go idea floating around uh we i mean me personally i
kind of want to go see the ace play at there's the coliseum whatever it's called yeah before
they take off because i do think they're going to take off but i just kind of want to go there
and see just how like how terrible it is you know you'll be the only one there turn around so yeah
there will be plenty of seats and all you got to do is fly to the oakland airport and it's like 10
minutes from the Oakland airport.
You can just Uber right over.
And then you can literally say, this sucks.
And then hop back on your plane and go home.
Once a season, they have septic tank problems.
We're literally like sewage backs up into the dugout.
It's crazy.
It's insane the fact that they're still around like that.
I mean, if you guys are down, I'll go with you.
I'll show you around.
I'm good.
Yeah, all right.
I'm good. Thanks, though. I'll see them in'll show you around. I'm good. Yeah. All right. I'm good.
Thanks, though.
Okay.
I'll see them in Vegas when they move.
I'm down.
All right, guys.
Well, I got to wrap this up.
I got to go take a nap.
But I just want to shout out everybody.
I was in Long Beach as well yesterday.
And everybody that came out to O'Reilly Auto Parts, all the listeners, super cool as always.
And this Saturday, which is tomorrow that is april 8th
i will be at the ymca from 10 a.m to 2 p.m four hour stint and i have a ton of giveaways to do
the entire time and also what's really cool is if you need some eyewear or if your child needs
some eyewear it's all to do this charity event where you can get
free eyewear. You can get free exams and actual glasses for free. It is limited. You got to go
sign up. Go to my Twitter right now, twitter.com slash menace. And there's a little signup page.
You can sign up for it, but please come on out. It's open to everybody. You don't have to do the
eye thing if you don't want to, but hang out with me in van nuys at the ymca from 10 a.m to 2 p.m and uh after that actually i'm gonna be in
downey california your hometown from 4 to 5 30 p.m at lazy dog on tuesday April 11th. So come on out to that.
And then finally, we're going to be at Morongo Casino
April 21st from 5 to 7 p.m.
Plenty of opportunities to come on out.
I can be in multiple places in one day.
You can too if you're listening to this podcast.
All you got to do is get in your car.
Come hang out.
You're going to have a good time.
Don't be afraid.
Don't be shy.
Can I add a quick note there that I actually had somebody who was too shy to me the other day at wrestlemania
and i too yeah so uh shasta had to use the restroom so uh she runs in i'm holding her drink
my drink someone walks out of the restroom this girl and she's just kind of like fumbling back
and forth for a second looks at me and goes are you bored from the woody show and i just nodded went i might be bored from the woody show and then she just kind of looked
nodded and then just walked off yeah i'm like that's the weirdest interaction i think i've
ever had like no one needs to be shy it's okay i know and they always hi they always tweet you
later like oh it's too shy to take a photo or like say hi never do that come up say hi it's
fine me and tyler had an interaction with the listener um
where we're in vegas we're sitting down at the roulette table oh this chick with her boyfriend
sitting next to us she's like you um you eric and tyler and i'm like again kind of like what maybe
yeah she's like yeah i'm listening to the woody show i listen to what's new and yeah
had a little conversation with her boyfriend didn't seem too excited to be talking to me and
tyler but whatever hey man it's all though so yeah
come out to one of our events also if you're out and about go check out our friend joe coy
j-o-k-o-y.com go to his website he is actually gonna be in the coachella valley during weekend
one of coachella i think i'm gonna go hang out with him during the day on Saturday. That'll be fun. But he is going to be all over the country doing his tours.
So go see him.
Of course, check out our man Fluffy.
Now has a residency at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas.
And of course, he is always across the country as well.
Just go to FluffyGuy.com.
That's FluffyGuy.com.
He's actually going over across the pond too.
He's going to be in London. He's doing the O2 Arena. Kind of a big deal, right? What? That's fluffyguy.com He's actually going over across the pond too He's going to be in London
He's doing the O2 Arena
Kind of a big deal right?
That's huge
That's a massive arena
That's kind of a big deal
They've only released a couple live albums from giant bands from there
Oh I don't know like Led Zeppelin
And the Rolling Stones
No big deal
And he just hangs out with us all the time
It ain't no big thing
Also check out our friend No big deal. No big deal. And he just like hangs out with us all the time. Like it ain't no big thing.
Also check out our friend Sex With Emily.
Go to sexwithemily.com.
That's sexwithemily.com.
Listen to our podcast.
Follow her on Instagram at sexwithemily. Also, our friends Matt and Kim are going back on tour in September.
I think their first date is in Santa Ana.
Going to try to make that one and then multiple dates across the country listen to their music
wherever you find music just search matt and kim pick up some diego hot sauce go to diego
hot sauce.com or go on amazon and just search diego hot sauce and of course get some blankets
blankets by tracy.com that's t-r-a-c-e-y.com blanketstracy.com. It's still cold. I know it's warming up, but inside the house, still cold.
I need them blankets.
It's cold outside, baby.
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at St. Paul on Instagram.
Like you said, there's going to be a bunch of videos on our social media at What's New
Pod.
So follow us on Instagram to see what we look like and, you know, just the sexiness that
Tyler oozes through the internet.
I was going to slide into his dms i was
gonna ask how much b-roll are we gonna release from this because i love just kind of taking a
look at what everybody's doing and i'm trying to like keep the smile go my face hurts and i'm just
looking at tyler and i see him zoning out like is he trying to hype himself up for a new milk
mama right now like what's he doing i don't know no no no no no, no, no. He's looking at... It's usually...
If I'm on my phone in the middle of podcasts,
that's because we mentioned something
and I'm trying to, like,
look up some more info on it or something.
I told him to, like, look at the camera
when he's talking.
I've caught myself several times.
He looks off to the side.
Yeah, I've caught myself several times doing that.
I'm like, okay, you need to focus back.
I'm working on it.
He's a cock-eye.
If you notice, he's looking at the camera with his mic to the right of his face.
He's not talking into the camera.
He's not talking in the mic.
It's a work in progress.
We'll get there, okay?
Professional.
He's a professional, guys.
You've been doing internet radio for like a year.
Okay, internet radio is one thing.
I'm not usually on camera.
I'm very rarely on camera.
But you did radio radio for like three years.
And there's no cameras in that.
Look at that.
But there's microphones that you speak into.
Yes.
Okay.
Eric's talking to you about the microphone, and you're like, well, the camera, there's
no camera.
I'm like, yeah, but that's not what we're talking about.
All right.
Let's just end it.
Let's go.
We love you, Tyler.
We love you, Tyler.
Don't worry about it.
Tell your mom to come in.
Come on.
All right.
What else did I miss?
I think that's about it.
Oh, listen to The Mothership, The Woody Show, of course.
Yep.
Monday through Friday on iHeartRadio app.
Just search The Woody Show.
Randy, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Nope.
I'm just happy baseball season's here, which actually is something to say.
I don't know why I said no.
Dumbass.
Okay.
Tyler, what do you have to say?
Two things real quick.
Number one, my mom has gotten a lot of mention on this podcast, which is cool, but today
is actually her birthday, so happy birthday, mom.
Now what are you going to do for your mom? It's my mom's birthday. What are you going to do for your mom for her birthday, so happy birthday, mom. Now what are you going to do for your mom?
What are you going to do for your mom for her birthday?
So she has plans with my dad later tonight, so they're going to go out to eat.
They're going to go do something.
Hot.
So tomorrow, she did mention she wants to go see the Mario movie, so I think we're going
to go do that.
Sweet.
We're going to do that with her tomorrow.
Okay.
So that'd be cool.
So that's the first thing.
So happy birthday, mom.
Love you.
Second. Happy birthday. me with her tomorrow okay that'd be cool so that's the first thing so happy birthday mom love you second happy birthday um so we mentioned matt and kim and i completely remembered something yes so i walked into the living room the other day and i noticed my brother was watching creed
the first one so there's this scene where he's meeting up with his girlfriend or wife whoever
she is in the movie at whatever performance she's. And she's at like some local club or dive bar.
And I look at it and I told my brother,
hold on, hit pause.
So it shows the exterior of whatever this place is.
And it shows the billboard with like future events
and stuff like that.
Right there, there's a date.
And right next to it, it says Matt and Kim.
And I was like, oh, actually, no, it is.
That's awesome.
Really, really random cameo. I'll see if I could screenshot it and send it to and i was like oh actually that's awesome really really random cameo
i'll see if i could uh screenshot it and send it to you guys yeah i was just i'm looking at it i'm
like huh that's actually kind of cool yeah i know those guys that's a cool easter egg to find in a
movie during the movie when you initially paused it you didn't think of hey let me take a picture
of that to show menace you thought about bringing it
up and then having it back to the movie honestly because i think my brother was watching it right
before we left for wrestlemania so i was already set on that yeah and i'm looking at it and i'm
like oh that's pretty cool i didn't even think to put two and two together and like oh yeah we
mentioned matt and kim on the podcast like all the time so yeah i'll go back in not
just all the time every time but okay yeah whatever go check out let's end it let's go
go see man kim on tour you'll love it all right eric you have to even say before we leave um no
no that's it really all right wow i don't know i got thrown off by tyler i really did or before i
don't know i was probably making fun of tyler. I mean, is it your new stash?
I mean, it's coming back.
My mustache has been looking pretty nice lately.
The stash is back.
It's pretty solid.
Yeah.
But no, I'm looking forward to the next couple weeks.
I know we're going to really dive into some What's New adventures.
Oh, hell yeah.
Let's do it.
It should be fun.
All right.
Brett?
Yeah, two things real quick.
Real quick, guys.
First of all, Star Wars celebrations this weekend.
Lots of Star Wars news.
Nice.
And if you haven't heard it already, one, Daisy is coming back as Rey Skywalker in a
new brand new Star Wars movie.
Yes!
That'll rule.
Nice.
But also, if you guys love The Mandalorian, the new trailer for Ahsoka just dropped.
If you're a fan of Star Wars Rebels, Mandalorian, it's all gonna come together and they announce
Dave Filoni, who is the
apprentice to George Lucas himself,
who has been at the helm
of Mandalorian, Boba Fett, all that stuff.
He is finally going to direct
a movie, which will be the culmination
of all of these shows
in one big, giant movie
coming to theaters at some point in 2024.
Nice.
Hell yeah.
And second, thanks, man, for the tickets to WrestleMania.
That was a pretty awesome time, man.
No problem.
It was a great weekend.
Thank you.
Not going to lie, I had fun with that SmackDown with you guys.
Kind of happy the whole WrestleMania wrestling extravaganza weekend is kind of in the rear
of the mirror because the chat was blowing up, and I'm like, I have no clue what the F any of you guys
are talking about.
As the only guy
who wasn't at WrestleMania,
I was like,
blow it up,
blow it up,
blow it up.
But I'm like,
I'm like,
man,
I have literally no clue
what the hell
any of you guys are talking about.
It was fun,
but I'm just,
I'm glad that,
you know,
maybe the wrestling talk
won't be shoved in my face as much.
We did appreciate
the final four updates
while we were there
because we were missing that
while we were at Media.
Even those games kind of sucked.
Let's go back to the other 11 months where I have no idea
what any of you guys are talking about with any sports.
Straight back to normal.
Alright. Alright, guys.
Well, we'll see you out on the streets.
Hopefully you come out to an event and
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