What's New Podcast - Menace on TV, Tyler M.I.A, Food News, Wedding Bars and more!

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

On this episode Menace on TV, Tyler M.I.A, Food News, Wedding Bars and more!

What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up, everybody, and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. Hello. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. Also joining us from Downey, California, that would be Eric, who also works for the NFL Podcasting Network.

Julianne, of course, still out because she has a new baby. And not joining us today would be Tyler from the Better Sports Network, where he is based out of Houston, Texas. He hit me up the other day and he said, hey, man, Camp Podcast Wednesday. There's a huge storm coming to Florida. And a lot of my coworkers live in Florida. And I'm going to have to pick up the slack because they have to evacuate. I said, oh, sure. No problem.

Totally understand. But last night, he's posting all these glizzies that he's out at the Houston game. Like he ate like 20 hot dogs. So I don't even know what's going on with that dude eric you want to take this one first yeah well here's the thing man so tyler first of all when he when i asked if we were podcasting today and he's like oh yeah man i'm not gonna be there i was like well didn't ask so i'm just worried about podcasting medicine break um it's not a surprise that he is not taking his sleep seriously but then we'll also be bitching about his oh man i i don't sleep well he

literally was in a message with me and randy the other day oh i'm not sleeping well i don't know why man i just can't sleep it's like maybe because you're eating 20 effing hot dogs a day every other week of your life like just stop well no he was just like presenting it like hey i'm gonna be overwhelmed because i'm helping out my co-workers and then i see him at the baseball game right right but i think you're also, I'm going to agree with Eric here because this is exactly what he does though. He's like, oh man I got it tough. I got to be at the Woody show

at 3 o'clock in the morning. I've always gave him crap for that too. But you know where we would find out who he'd be? At the bar. At the bar. At 11 o'clock at night. Or at the beach with some random chick. Either way he should be asleep. he like made this whole big deal on how he couldn't podcast all right well tyler's not here thanks a lot okay next

three musketeers huge announcements i just sent you guys the video i did a commercial for norm's restaurants hell yeah and uh it is awesome i'm sorry i fired the air horn a little early because it actually really it's really good it's really entertaining i'm sure it's on the norm social media i'll be posting it on social media it's all about the t-bone steak i'm not gonna spoil it you gotta just go find it i am so excited because we watch at my house, we watch a lot of Pluto TV and there's a lot of local ad insertion in Pluto, right? One of the companies is Norm's restaurants. Nice.

And I'm not going to tell my wife at all. I just really want her to see you pop up on the screen. Yeah, I'm kind of going to wait for that too. I'm not going to post it on social until like people start tagging me in it right yeah i want to know that they saw it i have a story like that back when menace was doing stuff with my mochi um i think it might have been like on a youtube channel or something it was an ad i'm just sitting there and oh no it was an app it was in an app for sure and we're watching on tv and i'm like wait a minute why do i know that voice and it was menace plugging my mochi the little

ice cream balls and i was like wait a minute lean why do I know that voice? And it was Menace plugging My Mochi, the little ice cream balls. And I was like, wait a minute, Leigh-Anne, next time this pops open, pops up, you need to listen to this. And then sure enough, it was so strange because we're just sitting there, you know, two screen in it. So I'm not even paying attention.

It's on TV. And I'm like, wait, why do I hear Menace right now in my front room? Yeah, you probably thought you were having an out-of-body experience. Like, wait a minute, what am I hearing right now? Not only did we, we would see that too. It was on, 2B had it a lot. Like the My Mochi was in heavy rotation a minute, what am I hearing right now? Not only did we, we would see that too. It was on, Tubi had it a lot.

Like the My Mochi was in heavy rotation. Oh, damn. And they would play the same ads like during the day, right? So we would hear it and I would keep, my wife kept going, was that Menace? And I'm like, yeah, that's it. Yeah, I kind of didn't tell anybody about that one either. And then people started hitting me up like, is this you?

Dude, YouTube alone, that commercial got 13 million views. Oh, yeah, YouTube, yeah. It was crazy. But yeah, so look out for that. Also, look out for us, Morongo Casino, October 7th. It's going down for real. Free show, 21 and up. The whole Woody Show crew are going to be there.

Travi McCoy performing live and dj scotty fox in the mix i don't want to like get people too excited but we're almost there i'll confirm on social media yes or no but we might have new free woody show merch available as well at the party so that'd be really cool people going like it's people going like free. That's exciting. Free, free, free, except for alcohol. You still got to buy it. That's exciting, man. And that's coming up fast. I know, right?

It's really like, I mean, I know we usually have the party closer to the end of October. I know it's early October, but man, like from the moment it was announced, it's coming fast. One last thing too. I put it out there on social media. I'm sorry. It's all announcements right now. One last thing. I did out there on social media i'm sorry it's all announcements right now one last thing i did post it on social media so it's like officially out there and i can't even tell you how many people hit me up on social that i know who said wait a minute you have a hot sauce

i'm like you never saw it before on social oh my god and, it's available in grocery outlet locations. It's called Diego Hot Sauce. Go check it out or go to diegohotsauce.com. But you can see the whole little video I made on my social at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E. And Bort was the first, oh, actually second person to tag me that saw it in the store. Thank you, Bort. I appreciate it. No problem.

But yes, you can find Diego Hot Sauce at grocery outlet. I have seen. No problem. But yes, you can find Diego Hot Sauce at Grocery Outlet. I have seen it in person. And if you want to know where it is, I found it over by the Mexican food kind of section. So there's other hot sauces. It's right there. You can't miss it. It actually really does stand out because of the labeling, Menace. There's not many hot sauces that have a blue label. It pops.

Do you know what's so funny? We took test bottles and put them up in stores just to see what it would look like against other bottles. Oh, really? Yeah. There was a lot of testing. I'm telling you,

for like a year and a half before we even had a final product. It was nuts. That's wild, man. So yeah, grocery outlet. But enough about me. Let's talk about Eric. There's something that we did not talk about

last podcast or the previous podcast before that and it's not your bachelor party which we covered another thing that i got reminded yesterday that you are looking for a new car now oh i am yeah now why are you looking for a new car yeah so this was actually towards the beginning of i remember i was talking to you guys about how i had like a flurry of about a month and a half where crap was just every day. I had stuff planned, right? I had my tuxes fittings for my wedding. I had a bachelor party.

I had my fiance's bridal shower. I had, it was just wall-to-wall stuff, right? So I have the wedding. Oh, yeah. A new job started. I had a wedding that I'm in also mixed in the middle of all that, right? So it's not too far, not really out of town. It's like an hour and a half away. So I'm coming back to town. I had to run a check for my wedding to Topanga Canyon. And people from LA know that's

not an easy thing on a Friday morning. It took me about two hours to do that, right? So I rushed back home, get back into town, park my car. I'm walking around the side of my car onto the sidewalk. I'm on the phone with my brother. I'm leaning into my passenger side door, getting something out of my car. And as I'm reaching in to grab, like, I think it was my chapstick. It was on like the passenger seat. So as I'm reaching in to grab my chapstick, left hand into the car, right hand holding the phone to my ear, my car gets sideswiped.

Like legitimately half of my arm, like I had a pretty big bruise on my arm for like about a week. Cause the guy crashed into the back corner panel and tire of my car and totally like snapped the wheel off the axle. He hits me, I'm like, what the F? I see him swerve back into the street

and then probably about 15 yards up ahead of where he hit my car. He crashed in front of my apartment complex oh no onto the curb dude up onto the curb so he he hit my car bam bounced back into traffic and then um swerved back onto the sidewalk in front of my apartment jeez airbags went off and everything yeah i come up to him i'm like hey man you good i'm good he's like yeah man i just fell asleep i was going to my second job blah blah blah blah damn we're like we know how that feels we're like tyler is that you tyler was there exactly you know and i felt sorry for the guy you know because he seemed like

on the up and up yeah but so i reported it to the insurance company he reported it there and there on the spot so i go about my weekend go have have this wedding, right? And I come back and I'm trying to like do all the claims and stuff. And the effer, this mother effer tried to flip the story on me. No way. Are you serious? Swear to God, dude. Swear to effing God. So like, I thought we were all straight.

You know, I got his phone number. He got mine. We got our information. He called on the spot. I called on the spot. We're exchanging. I thought, okay, whatever. There's no way this dude's going to try to like change it up on me.

Like, I'm parked. I'm literally parked on the spot. We're exchanging out there. I'm like, okay, whatever. There's no way this dude's going to try to like change it up on me. Like I'm parked. I'm literally parked on the street. So I call his, uh, his insurance agency when, when I get back from the wedding and I'm giving her the details. Hey, you know, this guy, he hit my car. I was parked. He said he fell asleep at the wheel, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah. And she's like, okay, well, we're going to have to open up a claim for a dispute. And I'm like, what do you mean? And she's like, well, your guys' stories don't exactly match up. And I'm like, how drastically are do you mean and she's like well your guys's stories don't exactly match up and I'm like how drastically are they different and she's like very drastic he said you were both moving and you were in a parking lot what I lost yeah I dude I lost my ish like I like I pulled back in like after a second or two because I was like this lady's that it's not her

problem and she's like no I understand and then I gave her videos and she's like oh you know I don't know how he's gonna try to get this she was like, ooh, you know, I don't know how he's going to try to get this one over here. She was blatantly with it because I had a video. You sent us stuff. My wheel is broken off my axle. He can move his car. His car was broken. Literally, he had to say where it was.

Luckily, it happened in front of my apartment so I literally didn't have to move it because that would have been a bitch having to tow it home and stuff. Just lock this door and go inside. This mother effer tried to effing pull one over on me, but it all fell apart on him. Even my insurance company, she's like,

I don't know how this guy thinks he's going to get away with this. Yeah, there's cameras everywhere. You have footage. So dumb. Yeah, so it got settled. I got paid out, which was nice. I got a little bit of money for my car so um but yeah i'm gonna try to go find a car this weekend actually i've been driving around

my mom's fiat for a month i know you've been rocking that but the murder the murdered out fiat but it is exciting getting a new car though which is cool yeah no i've um i was trying to get on i was trying to get in the the bronco family you, yeah. That's one of your dream cars. I had a list. Yeah, Bronco, Jeep, or I forget the third one, but whatever. But I was like, you know what? I've told myself the next car, which I didn't think was going to be this soon because I had a couple grand to pay off my Kia.

So I was like, once the Kia is done, live without a car payment for a little bit, go get a hybrid. So once I got this money and then, live without a car payment for a little bit, go get a hybrid. So once I got this money and then I got pre-approved for a car loan, I got a little star eyes. Let's go get a Bronco. Let's spend some cash. I was like, no, no. You know what? I told myself I'm getting a hybrid.

These gas prices are through the roof again. Dude, they went crazy just in the past 24 hours. Yeah, it's up like a 539 39 by my house something like that how did it change so fast in one week it dipped and it just like went right through the roof down the street from the radio station at the shell station that's not on the freeway no yeah it was 660 what over by that like taco bell on magnolia yeah shell 660 dude that's literally my backup gas station oh that sucks hell no bro board's gonna be there a time for me to yes there's a time for me to shop for a hybrid it's it's this weekend

i'm trying to get the f out of the gas game that's where i've been telling everybody for years and they all clown me and now what now they're all scrambling this now they're scrambling this sucks man i've been saying eric was a witness says how many times did i say i'm gonna skateboard to work in the morning how many times was i like i I'm going to skateboard to work in the morning? How many times was I like, I'm just going to do it? And everyone's like, Neil, you'll get hit by a car. There was a drunk driver this morning in front of me. It's like right there.

Come on, I can make it. Skating to work in the morning is good. Skating home in the sun is the problem. And you're tired AF too. It sucks. I live uphill technically from the radio station. Got to get you one of those little bird scooters, a little electric one, dude. Yes. Whipping around in that.

That'd be pretty dope. That would rule. That'd be cool. Okay, I might be down with that. I'll do that. If there's any company out there that may want to sponsor us, let me try one. Do you know what's crazy? We almost had a bird sponsor buy a hair one time.

Because you can actually buy those scooters, and they have their bikes. And we try to hook up with them and do something, but it just fell through last second. But I wanted to give away those scooters, again, because they're trying to market as well. Like, hey, this is a good alternative if you live in a city to not use a car. Okay, here we go. Go back to the well and just, you know, hey, look, we have a guy. He lives this far.

He can make it here on this. Let's just clap. Easy. Do it. Come on. Come on. Well, anybody listening that knows somebody that knows somebody, let's do it.

I'll even wear a helmet, and I hate helmets. I'll do it. All right. Going on to some entertainment news. Are we excited? Yes or no? Deadpool 3 with Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman.

As Wolverine. Hell yeah. Yes? Yes. I'll say this. I was legit disappointed when they killed him off in that Wolverine movie. That's ruled, by the way. Logan is amazing, but that is a dystopian future, alternate future where he dies in that one.

Still many Wolverine stories to tell. F timelines, dude. Timelines are so overrated nowadays. You got... Thank you! You got multiverses. You got... Who cares? Bring people back from the dead. You got the whole Ryan Reynolds. What was that stupid hero

he was in also? Green Lantern. You got that. They didn't even blink at he was in also? Green Lantern. Green Lantern, yeah. You know, you got that. They didn't even blink at that. Who cares? Bring back anybody. See, this is what I've been saying, man, and I've been saying it for years.

Everyone wants to get super, super nerdy. No pun intended. They want to get super nerdy and stick to the, well, what's canon and what's in this universe? I've had cartoons and comic books my entire life with multiverses. Give us everything.

Do it. Everything. If you really want to give us our great idea that we had, which is copyrighted, by the way, What's New Pod with Menace, Fast and the Furious, Jurassic Park, Transformer crossover, give us that. Give us Deadpool and Wolverine. Give us anything you want.

I don't care. All of it. 2024. I mean, if it goes as fast as this year's has, or the one month that Eric's been gone, how fast that went. I know, right? He'll be here tomorrow. It seems like Eric's been gone for four years.

You know, it didn't seem like that long until yesterday I was deleting old pictures on my phone to free up some space. Oh, Eric's dead to you now? No, no, no, no, no. I went to, I took one last photo with Eric. Okay. I was like, this is our last photo together.

You know, until your wedding. But I was like, damn, this was over a month ago. No wonder I'm so exhausted and tired and burnt out and angry at everybody. It's been a month. God. You want to talk about time flying, dude? I'm getting married in less than two months. I was actually going to talk about that time flying.

Dude, this is in the podcast, but you know what? I'll jump to it. You're getting married. Are you like tripping at all that it's coming up so quickly? Do you have all the loose ends tied up or still stuff that you have to get together for the big,

I mean, we got payments to do now. Like, you you know we just actually finished where we did not finished yet but the check is in the mail to finish paying off like our catering and the venue so that's a big one but then yeah we got we still got to pay like you know florists and djs and bars and bartenders and stuff like that but i mean it, it's definitely, there was, we had a reorganizing weekend. Yes, last weekend on Saturday because there was a probably about 12 to 13 high stack of Amazon boxes

that we would just get delivered. We don't have anywhere to put it. So just stack it in a corner, stack it in a corner. And we had to like downsize all these boxes within boxes. But yeah, it looks like a wedding has thrown up all over our small little one-bedroom apartment. It's definitely exciting to get done. I think we're about

50 away, maybe. 50 days away from now. Oh, wow. Somewhere floating around there. So we're under two months, that's for sure. Well, what I'm going to tell you is I'm excited because after your wedding, I think I'm kind of weddinged out for a while. You've been a wedding Ironman this season. Yeah, and I'm done, dude.

It's a wrap. I'm good. No more. And I think I'm going to have a lot of fun at your wedding because obviously I'm going to know a lot of people there. I know your family. It's not going to be that awkward. Some of us are there.

It's not like just you going into it. Yeah. It should be a good time. It's a good mix of people, the crowd crowd that is coming that at least intend to come who shows up that's a different story yeah it's good it's a good crowd hockey family they're all partiers they're all good time we've accumulated enough alcohol for it to be a really good time you know you know what's funny is um some i sent my mom a picture of the Amazon pile that I had. And, uh, she texted back saying, she was like, so you've been drinking some of those canteen

drinks, huh? Because they were in the, they were in the back and she, she got a picture when I first like, kind of like siphoned off a good amount of it. And she was like, I noticed that, uh, the, the, the pile that was used to be two rows of drinks is now down to about one. Oh, wow. I've looked. I told Leanne last weekend, I was like, yo, we got to stop drinking these. Because we do stuff on Saturdays. We clean.

We prepare. They're good, man. Dude, they're so good. And then there's only six in a box. So six is going to get you through like an hour or two. And then you're like, just throw another pack in the fridge. I don't know. Those things give me buzz pretty quick dude they they they work man they kick so the thing with those though is is that just think of it as i didn't need to spend

money on other alcohol for a while so you're still gonna have to get more alcohol for the wedding yeah just use those for yourselves in the meantime well yeah and i mean yeah that's that's kind of been the mantra but like we put them on our drink we ordered this like little stained glass drink to use those for yourselves in the meantime well yeah and i mean yeah that's that's kind of been the mantra but like we put them on our drink we ordered this like little stained glass drink menu thing to go on the bar oh then you're on there yeah you're gonna need to hit up the distributor that i guess we're gonna be gone by this weekend either that or i'm gonna have to start drinking the hard liquor that i have stored up yeah we got um your wedding date hit me up beforehand and then i'll see what i can get from the office for the wedding.

What's the bartender situation? Because I'm an expert. I want to know what's the layout for the bartender and how many people are going to this wedding. So I'll tell you

how to plan. So we have 75 guests coming. Okay. We're going to have two specialty cocktails, you know, like a his and hers thing, a Moscow Mule

for mine. The funny thing was, so we're like a his and hers thing, a Moscow Mule for mine. The funny thing was, so we're like talking, okay, so she got a margarita. She's a tequila girl. So it was pretty easy to decide what her drink was going to be. And they're like, okay, so what do you want to do? I was like, well, I drink vodka. And then like, with what? I'm like, ice.

I don't know. And they're like, well, what do you usually mix it with? I'm like, Red Bull. Like, what do you want from me? Like, I go to bars and I order vodka Red Bulls. Like, well, we can't just have people drinking vodka Red Bulls all night. And I'm like, yes. Yeah. I'm like, we can, but you don't want to, but I was like, so, um, so I had to just throw together. Like, I was like, I guess a Moss. I saw, I picked a Moscow mule for my drink, which is good. You know, it's a wedding classic. Yeah.

Yeah. Kind of generic for people, you know. And then we have the canteens that are coming, whatever are left. So we have one six-pack left. Yeah, we have one box of each flavor. And then we'll have, we put on the menu, Bud Lights, Dos Equis for the beers. How many people are distributing this alcohol?

Oh, one guy. Ooh. Okay. so this is so this is where all right this is where i'm gonna jump in yeah board okay one guy will be cool like later into the party but one guy initially for like the first half is gonna be rough because everybody's gonna rush to get the bar there There's going to be a massive line. Yeah. So that's, so that's where I learned from a buddy's wedding.

I actually stole his, his bartender ladies and we had two. So at least worst case, if you could find someone that could at least crack some beers open for people, he's not going to be doing anything. Just like, yeah,

what's Randy doing? Is Randy actually going to do anything at the wedding for you? I doing right is randy actually gonna do anything in the wedding for you i used to bar back i can jump i have a randy surprise for you guys on wedding day actually what wait hold on a randy surprise okay don't give it away don't give away because i already have ideas on what it could be i won't but um please randy in a cake please randy in a cake no but yeah dude if you can get another body i'm telling you i mean we do have two wedding coordinators day of too so i mean she might jump in i don't know yeah painters so she might as well effing help yeah a beer or two open i would definitely say that because that was a saving

grace for my wedding because like after the ceremony since we had everything um for years everything's in the same area right like the Like the same building, like wedding and reception? Yeah, yeah. It's like one building, a little amphitheater, and then a lawn. Dude, got it. Because if you're going to do specialty drinks, Moscow Mule, the process of making that,

and you only have one bartender, I'm telling you, you're looking at some issues. Well, and then for us, so what we had to do was, after the ceremony, we had to go do photos, like most wedding parties do. So we had to go take photos. Everybody else is just like, well, what what we had to do was after the ceremony, we had to go do photos like most wedding parties do. So we had to go take photos. Everybody else is just like, well, what do we do?

The food's not being served yet. So we were just like, well, bar's open. Go have a bar. So that's where literally everyone floodgated to the bar for at least half an hour. I'm just saying. I'm willing to throw down on an extra bartender. Do you know? I went?

Oh, I told you guys there was the wedding I went to when there was one bartender. And what I do, I door dash some models. Yeah, that's right. And we hit him behind the DJ booth because it was just taking too long. Okay, I have an idea. Tyler is coming to the wedding, right? Is he coming? I mean, as far as I know, yeah.

I mean, he hasn't told me. No, he already dipped out on the bachelor party. I'd eat that portion of the Airbnb. He didn't even chip in? Oh, dude, that's not cool. Oh, come on. Yeah.

He's just winning people over left and right, isn't he? Yeah. Dude, for a guy who's such an idiot, he lands on his feet and ends up on the right side of the bed most of the days. Oh, wow. over left and right isn't yeah dude for a guy who's such a idiot he lands on his feet and ends up on the right side of the bed most of the days oh wow but yeah whatever um but yeah i guess i don't know we'll see if he shows up i was gonna say i mean he can open up a beer i mean he drinks enough of them he knows how to open yeah that's it yeah he's those little sausage fingers of his probably can't work a bottle opener man all right well we'll uh dip into that a little bit more you

got plenty of time to figure it out you guys want some food news yeah oh no all right this person landed an interview at nike by putting her resume on a cake and setting it to nike headquarters i support this i think this is genius i I have done things similar. I was having an issue with my solar power because I couldn't get the readings to show up on my app. I called all the customer service. I hit them up on social media. They gave me emails.

No one would ever email me back. And what did I do? I hit up Domino's online and I sent pizzas to the headquarters, put my phone number in there, and I said, call me. And guess what? Got a call back in five minutes, and I got my solar power fixed within 24 hours. Hell yeah. And how much did that cost me? 20 bucks. Right, yeah, $5 carryout.

So this is genius. I think people think it might be extra, but no, dude, if you really, really want something, i totally support being extra like that i would just like to point out i am currently in the process of replacing eric i have yet to receive any pizza i know i've yet to receive you know also this goes to listeners i'm usually not one to solicit anything to listeners but when they complain enough and i bust my ass on vacations to you know put together reruns guys you can at least send me a Pokemon card. I know. Something. Something. I'm here. You have the address. It's fine. You know, Randy

sends me stuff. Eric would take stuff too. Naturally. Yeah, but you ain't getting it to my house. It can come here. I'll transport it over to you. Alright, so did you see the thing Taco Bell? And it's like, that's what I've been saying. I got so much audio proof that I've been throwing out this idea.

Bring back old school items through the Taco Bell app. That's how you're going to get some downloads. And now people are voting to bring back some items. Me being such a Taco Bell fan, I had no idea that the Double Dagger Taco was actually discontinued. But right now in the app, they do have some voting to bring back some items like the Double Dagger Taco and the Enchirito. The Enchirito is good. Are you all in or all out? What would you vote for?

Enchirito for sure. Same here. Okay. So I listened to this whole discussion on the Woody Show. Yes. And I listened to people complain about the Enchirito. It didn't look good. They are insane

and out of their minds. It's an enchilada burrito. Yes. There is nothing wrong. It comes in a bowl thing. You can eat it with a fork. They said it was too messy. What?

I'm sorry. Have you never had Mexican food before? It's supposed to be messy. You never ate anything with red sauce on it? You losers. Do you say that soup is too messy what are you talking about it's just a little

too liquidy and a little too messy for me is spaghetti too messy what what dude i was not understanding that argument i'm sorry if you've never had mexican food like real mexican food you don't have a basis for how messy it gets. Or like anything enchilada style, anything with sauce. But it comes in a bowl and a fork! You're not eating it with your hands! I know! It's an enchilada, it's half enchilada. You realize that's dumped in enchilada sauce 99%

of the time, right? Yeah. See, what idiots. I'm sorry. They're gonna be mad I said this, but what idiots. Just eat it! It's good! So I support this 1,000%. All right. Some other food news. They found a wheel of cheese that's 2,600 years old in Egypt in a tomb.

Would you eat it? No. What? Why not? You always hear about this cheese discoveries here and there. Like, i forget that cheese lasts that long yeah i mean is it still that like does it just changes forms right doesn't it like cheese like pickles like this the longer it ferments it just changes form like it goes from

certain to cheese to another cheese if somebody handed you a cracker and be like all right this little slice of cheese on top is 2600 years old you want to eat it i'd prefer them to just give it to me and then after i eat it i'd be like hey that was like effing king tut's cheese over there i'm like oh that was actually pretty good because once i hear it i got like mental barrier i'm like ah then i think about like where is this thing been stored what's touched it what's been in the room like there's got to be some random ass vermin has definitely found this cheese at some point. Was the mummy holding it? Was it in the tomb with the mummy?

What was it doing? I would feel like it would be like the mummy with Brendan Fraser. Is this cursed? That's what I was about to say. Now you're eating cursed cheese. Oh, true. I didn't think about that.

Your family for the next millennia is cursed because you're like, hey, it's cheese. It is cursed. That's just cursed, it's cheese. It is cursed. That is cursed. It's cheese. It's cheese. It's a beautiful thing.

It's a beautiful cursed thing. I'm just saying I would eat it. I've been to the Honda Museum in Las Vegas where I literally signed a way that I could be cursed for my lifetime. I would still be weary about eating cursed cheese from a mommy's tomb. No, I feel that. I'm very much not. I'm like, I'm not a sell by date best by date kind of guy like if it looks good smells good i'm probably gonna eat it like as long as there's

not mold on it if it's a couple days past you know whatever 2600 or 1000 years what the day was probably cutting off there how much i'm cutting it off i'm cutting it off as at a decade for sure how much mold do you have to cut off of that to even get to the good cheese? Yeah, that's the weird thing about cheese, man. It's like some cheese is like the moldier the better. Is this farro cheese better because it's more moldy? You don't know about these Egyptians or where the hell this tomb was. Dude, I went to a cheese museum in Amsterdam,

and I'm telling you, it's one of the best cheese I've ever had in my life. And they had some that were different colors one that was like fully just neon green one that was pink and anything you can think of and I can't even describe the flavors I've never had them ever again oh neon green sounds like wasabi cheese I don't know it was good though I've been searching for those cheeses and then i was in the jungles of belize and in the middle of jungle i had some rice and beans there and i have not had rice and beans that tasted that good ever again so i'm like when i discover things from other places i gotta figure

out how i can import it okay i'm breaking the fourth wall right here apparently we're supposed to have breakfast delivered to the studio. Oh, yeah. I'm starving now. I'm just going to look down the hallway. I totally forgot. Yes. There's free food. We started getting free food, Eric, after you left. I talked to you guys

off air about the NFL. Same thing. You get breakfast. You get lunch. You want people coming into work. Give them free food. It's not that hard. It's really not that hard of an equation. All right, I'm going to move on to things that I'm obsessed with on the internet. Barstool Sports, the interviews.

Eric, I'm obsessed. The Caleb guy. Caleb Presley. Yes. And what's the guy's name? Natty? The blonde-haired guy. Is it Natty?

Sunday Conversations. Yes. Dude, those things are so funny. What's his name? Caleb Presley? Oh, and Glennie Balls. Yes. I flipped their names. Glennie Balls. Yeah, Glennie Balls is the heavyset dude. Caleb Presley is the guy with the long hair. Eric, I just can't wait for the interviews to drop, and I watch

them multiple times, over and over again. They had the one with Ric Flair that I told you about last time. They had this new one with this guy named Liver King, who's like some internet celebrity. He's nuts, dude. You see that? You see like the meat charcuterie board they brought out? Yes.

Like all. Oh, dude, that thing. That was nasty a little bit. Dude. You want to talk about eating million year old cheese? Would you eat that liver board plate that they brought out? Oh, dude, that was brutal. And I love how Caleb, he threw it over his shoulder without anybody noticing i was dying laughing those are so good they did one with

brett farve and like the premise for anybody who doesn't know it's like it's supposed to be like awkwardly awkwardly funny and some people when they when they come in they some guys lean into it some guys just don't get it like they did one money mayweather and it's kind of was like kind of hit and miss they did one with like kodak black or i'm not sure if kodak black was just super stoned or he just didn't know what was going on yeah um they did one with drewski the the tiktok uh comedian guy that one was pretty funny with drewski oh the one with really aaron rogers is hilarious yeah the one with aaron rogers is really funny he he had a good time with it that's the thing though it's like it has to be it's, if they lean into it and they know the, like, idea of it, and, like, they lean into the jokes and they have some fun with it, like, it could really be really good.

But sometimes it's like, oh, you're not getting what's going on here. Yeah. You're really torpedoing this. Like, they did one with MGK, and they're like, you might be the only person that we've ever interviewed that's never said one word. But it was still funny. It was so funny, man. It's edited great. Like the editing helps.

And then, yeah. And so this awkward conversation has happened. It's called Sunday Conversations because Glennie Balls, who's a heavyset dude, is sitting there in a Tommy Bahama button-up shirt, halfway button, just eating a giant bowl of ice cream. And that's the Sunday conversation. So it's really fucking funny. It's the best. I love it.

So that's what I'm obsessed with. Oh, speaking of interviews, I don't know if you saw, I went over to Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas before the Bad Bunny concert. And there's people lined up seven hours before the concert even started to buy merch. And the merch line alone was three hours long. So I started interviewing everybody and asking them like, hey, how much are you spending on merch? How much are you spending? And it's pretty much the minimum was $500 per person.

And this line is three hours long. Insane. It's crazy. If you want to see that video, you can go to my Instagram, at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E. There's a lot of stuff going on. We're preparing for this big party, October 7th, Morongo Casino. Be there.

It's free to get in, 21 and up. You're going to see a performance by travi mccoy dj scotty fox in the mix the whole woody show crew we're gonna be there make sure you pick up diego hot sauce at grocery outlet or go to diegohotsauce.com go search out that new norms commercial eric are you loving it dude it's great You talked to me about it when you were going out to film it. Because I had memorized lines. And I went through the lines with you. You were rattling it off.

And then when I watched it right now, I was like mouthing it in my head because I heard you say it so many times in the conversation. Thanks, man. Yeah. So go look. Norms is awesome, too, man. I love Norms. Norms is great. Hopefully we'll do another meetup.

We did that one in Downey. And it was so popping that people were like, is there something going down at Norms is great. Hopefully we'll do another meetup. We did that one in Downey and it was so popping that people were like, is there something going down at Norms? And then the local authorities had to be notified like, hey, we're just there hanging out. You know, it's a good event when the neighborhood app starts popping off about what's going on in the clover by Norms. There's a lot of people hanging out.

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BlanketsByTracy.com. Check out Shasta Jeans Boutique. That is Bort's wife's spot. She has jewelry. She has all this mystic stuff that you got to check out. Go to Shasta Jeans Boutique or go to his social media at St. Bort on Instagram or Twitter in the link feed. Bort is really, really hungry, so he left the room for the free food.

He's about to come back in in a second, but make sure you follow him online as well. Check out the Sex with Emily podcast. Go to sexwithemily.com or search her out on social media at sexwithemily. Check out Joe Coy. He has a new special that dropped on Netflix. You can watch it right now. Also, make sure you pick up tickets for his new tour. Just go to jokoy.com. That's J-O- K-O-Y.com. Bort has entered the room, and I believe we have tacos. It looks like we have delicious tacos to

enjoy. So we have build your own tacos from Baja Fresh. Oh, yeah. That's what's up, my G. So I'm sorry, Menace. I had to put your tacos together. They had chicken They had black beans They had rice

They had cheese They had some Baja sauce There was other sauces on your side I didn't have time for that So I just threw everything in a pile for you Gracias, senor Hell yeah I'm enjoying it

Dude, and I love Baja Fresh I was gonna say When we were talking about the Enchirito Okay So you know, Menace You like to preach That you found the best Ruth Chris

And where is it located? It's in Philadelphia Most people don't understand this And I really love the amount of people that like to talk about how You need a good car You need a fancy car But they don't go anywhere Some of us with more run down cars

We like going places We like finding the best spots We like going places. Driving everywhere. We like finding the best spots. We like finding the best versions of everything. I found the best Baja Fresh on God's green earth in Simi Valley. Really? Simi effing Valley.

And it's next to a Daphne's Greek food, which I don't find anymore. A Carl's Jr. with a green burrito attached nice and it is oh that's a unicorn right there see oh dude there was more food places i can't remember all of them but we went into that baja fresh it was the best freshest nicest enchilado style burrito i have ever gone from baja fresh hell yeah i freaking loved it is in Simi Valley off the one 18. If anyone goes out that way, go hit it up is so good.

Shout out to Baja fresh for tacos. Shout out Baja fresh. Thank you so much. We starving over here for real. I'm sorry, Eric, would you like me to pack you like a doggy bag? At least I could somehow.

It is okay. You guys enjoy. All right. Thank you, my friend. It's okay. He gets food every day. Also check out our friends, Matt and Kim, just go to Mattandkim.com or search Matt and Kim wherever you find music.

Check out the Nerd Now podcast. Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com. Also follow us on Friday hour, fridayhour.com. Ravy and I do a Twitch show. You can just hit follow and be notified when it goes live and make sure you listen to the mothership, the Woody show, Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Just search the woody show brett do you have anything to say before we leave yes two quick things one if you didn't say it shasta jeans boutique oh i pimped it out oh thank you so much hell yeah you were a good soldier getting food and he's like i got brett don't worry thank you so much the shipping department's been very busy man all right good crystal ball sacks fly left and right

I'm at the post office every other day again man like with with I told my wife I'm like every other day I can't go every day no more like I got to spread this out I got other things to do I got sleep to do and stuff like that uh but number two after three years of holding on to a ticket and I can't believe I

didn't bring it up last hell yeah of holding on to a ticket and I can't believe I didn't bring it up last week on the podcast. Hell yeah. Finally I can see Rapside! Yes! The videos that I saw looked so freaking cool. I was so pumped when I saw you posting, dude. I was like, F yeah. Finally it paid off. This was right up there with that Star Wars thing

you went to. Sorry, I'm disrespectful by not knowing what it was called, but Star Wars. It's fine. I'm not offended by that. It was right there with that Star Wars. It's fine. I'm not offended by that. It was right there with that, like that Star Wars event. And then this was like, just the like, okay. Oh,

damn it. Okay. It's coming. Oh, damn it. And when I saw you posting, I was so pumped for you, dude.

Thank you. Thank you. I got your message that you were very excited. I mean, you know, Star Wars celebration was, was a special thing because one, I had to pass a COVID test.

I had to get through all these lines. I originally wasn't going to be allowed to go. Cause I'm not vaccinated. Menace got COVID. Eric got COVID test. I had to get through all these lines. Originally, I wasn't going to be allowed to go because I'm not vaccinated. Menace got COVID. Eric got COVID. Somehow, I didn't get COVID. I got stomach flu. But I still made it there. Ramstein, man.

You know what's beautiful about Ramstein? It was at the beautiful LA Coliseum. Oh, nice. It was outside. There was thousands upon thousands of yelling, rammstein fans uh there was cheap drinks you know i mean cheap for la prices you know uh there was parking at usc for cheap there was bootleg t-shirt people that i could get t-shirts for cheap at the end of the night and most importantly there was a handful of very sweaty very talented pyrotechnic german musicians noise

who freaking rocked it for two hours man it was insane i've seen them four times now it's always different the uh stage went above the coliseum it was huge wow that's huge the lighting was amazing i haven't even posted all the videos yet i need to edit one together as a reel and put it up there. But the pyro, man. So we had a floor standing all the way at the bottom of the Coliseum. So we were like, you know, before we walk down there, let's watch it from here. Beautiful view. And then once you get down there, you realize there are four giant towers all around us

that are spewing nothing but fire right now. We're in an earthquake zone. And you know what they did for a halftime special? Boobcam. Oh, sweet. Hell yeah. And they did discriminate men, women, other. Everybody.

Everybody got on that camera, man. Nice. That's cool. Yeah, it was a wild, great time. So if you guys have a chance in your lifetime to see Ramstein, I saw him on Friday. Saturday, they had a second show. They're going to be on tour.

They're going to Mexico, Canada. They're going to be in Europe. They'll come back here eventually. But I told this to my friends, and they all went Saturday. They weren't going to go, and they all went Saturday, like all my friends. I said, how are you not going to go see one of the most infamous metal bands of all time that broke it, singing German songs,

number one hits all across America, the most amazing stage show ever, and all the members are still in the effing band. That's crazy. How are you not going to go, dude, go see them now before something happens, man.

So yeah, it was amazing. All right. Eric, you have anything to say, man. So yeah, it was amazing. All right. Eric, you have anything to say before we leave? No, I don't. Bills lost this week. I'm not a Bills fan. I'm a Dodgers fan.

I'm a Dodgers fan this week. Football's dumb. I'm sure the Bills can turn around. They'll be all good. Yeah, I mean, they should have won. It was a crappy end, but they should have won. They out-gained them, out-pressured them, out-everything. I'm not going to get into it.

I'm not going to get into it. Is that why our big boss, when I tried to say hi to him, he was just like, hey, what's going on? It could be. That game was brutal, man. It could be, honestly. Did you not see our big boss has two offices now? If you go to one office, there's a Chargers helmet

and there's a Bills helmet right there, man. I was about to say he needed a spillover one because all the football helmets. Yeah, true, true. All right, guys. Well, we'll see you next week. And we better see you at Morongo Friday the 7th. It's going down for real.

8 p.m. is when it kicks off. Free, 21 and up. Try McCoy, DJ Sky Fox. 8 p.m. is when it kicks off. Free, 21 and up. Try McCoy, DJ Skyfox. All right, bye. What's new? What's new with Menace? Outro Music