What's New Podcast - Missing Car Update, Julianne in Studio, Men's Self Care, Food News & More!

Episode Date: February 11, 2022

On this episode we talk Missing Car Update, Julianne in Studio, Men's Self Care, Food News & More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bortz, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric. Also joining us from Houston, Texas, that would be Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T from the Sean Salisbury Show, a morning sports radio show. And special guest joining us from the Karen Sharp Show on Coast 103.5.

That would be former Woody Show member, Julianne, everybody. You guys miss me? Tyler didn't sound too happy, to be honest. I forgot you guys used to beef, right? You and Tyler? I mean, not really. Yeah, not really. That was over his ex-girlfriend, right? Mostly, yeah.

Yeah, well, you know what? I was right. I was right. Look, look. Yes, you were right. You were right. I know. Julian Nah, you know what? I was right. Look, look. Yes, you were right. I know. You were right. I know.

Julianne's life got better when Tyler got here because before that, Julianne did have a problem with her former board up prior to that. Wait, so there's a theme that Julianne is having problems with people. I never had a problem with Tyler. No, not with Tyler. No, no, no.

Yeah, but that's what Tyler does to all of us, you know, at times. All right. Yeah, that's true. We'll get to Julian, you know, at times. All right. Well, that's true. We'll get to Julianna in one second because I have a ton of stuff that I want to talk to Julianna about. But Tyler left us on a cliffhanger because he didn't make the last podcast because he all hit us up and said, guys, I woke up this morning and my car was gone.

It might have got stolen or it might have gotten towed. So it definitely got towed last week was just a cluster f i was not having a good time okay quick question now did it get towed at your apartment building yes it did did you get towed last time at your previous apartment building oh yes i did towed at a place that you live apparently i just don't follow the parking rules which i had to go back and read it, and it still doesn't make sense. How's it not? Do you have these rules?

Okay. What happened? I have to look. I put them away somewhere. I don't know where I put them. I have to go look for them. Off the top of your head, you still don't know why you got towed? Hey, guys, I didn't memorize it.

I still don't know why. Okay. So here's the thing. So you can park anywhere in the lot. Now, what I was told when I first moved in is if the spots are full and you decide to park in a visitor's parking spot, which is right across from my apartment, that you can do that, but you have to hang the visitor's plaque in your mirror. I said, okay. So I come home from work a little bit later than usual. All the spots are full. I throw my plaque in there and I'm like, okay, cool. i'm good i wake

up the next morning at 4 30 go outside of the parking lot my car is gone and that's weird because you have the visitor's plaque on but that's what i'm saying all right well we have a big guest in the studio everybody that'd be julianne so julianne how have you been it's crazy right so tyler and yourself both left the Woody show, not on your own accord, but now you're both back with I Heart. You're over at Coast 103.5 in Los Angeles. You're working on the Karen Sharpe show. Yes. Love songs on the coast. I'm her producer. Oh, sweet. And then, uh, so how have you been? What's going on in your life? Last time I checked on social media, you were in mexico and it

looked like a really good time it was a really good time except for the fact that um pregnant i got what i called it saw this coming i'm telling you it was an accident it was an accident well how's that happen okay so i had a really fun night. The guy likes a girl. So this guy and a girl get together. And apparently, you know, drinks. Okay, well, I had a really fun night in Knott's Berry Farm. Oh, you're blaming Knott's? That's what it starts with.

Dude, magic happens at Camp Snoopy, okay? What else can you do? Well, you know, we were riding roller coasters. Kevin came back. He wanted to ride one more roller coaster. Oh, damn. I got some wine, and

I actually, I knew I had ran out of my birth control. I'm like, okay, I gotta get some more, and I never did. And then, it was like days later,'m like oh I feel nauseous what the heck's going on after Thanksgiving I had to sit down I felt nauseous like something's not right I took a test and damn it imagine being dirty imagine being the chick in the getting pregnant process so you're just sitting there with that feeling like literally in your stomach

and you're just like yeah great my little brother his wife had her baby the next day i found out i was pregnant so two weeks prior we were at her baby shower he's a one-upper she just had a baby i'm gonna have my second kid cool story 24 hours i'm having a baby everybody me me me oh where'd you get knocked up i got knocked up at knots okay yeah i waited a week i waited a week before i even told them because i was like i Where'd she get knocked up? I got knocked up at Knott's, okay? I waited a week. I waited a week before I even told them because I was like, I don't want to steal their thunder. True. Yeah, but you know what?

You know what's a trip? My very first ultrasound appointment that I had, I went in there and the nurse that was helping me, I started laughing. She said something and then she looked at me and said, I'm sorry, but were you on the radio? Oh, yeah. Crap, she's going to tell everybody. She said something and then she looked at me and said, I'm sorry, but were you on the radio? Crap, she's going to tell everybody.

I said, yeah, but like a year and a half ago. And she's like, the Woody show, huh? I know that laugh. I know that laugh. Wow. Dang it. Yes, I was. I was.

And she's like, oh, my gosh, I knew it was you. So anyways, the people at where I'm getting, you she's like oh my gosh I knew it was you so anyways the people at where I'm getting you know help with my pregnancy they're really nice they're really cool okay that's cool I mean

probably just because of you guys but congratulations yeah thanks oh and it's a girl another baby it's a girl another girl

oh so sweet you're getting tortured yeah for this is payback yeah for all your bad behavior. This is gone by the end of the year. This is really the end. Remember all that crap?

You know what? I was a really good kid. I was really shy. It wasn't until like my 20s that I went crazy. I moved out when I was 18, so I went butt crazy. Uh-oh. Just wait. Getting payback right now.

All right, so the Super Bowl is coming up, and when you were on the Woody show, you always shouted out the patriots are you still a patriots fan i'll always be a patriots fan i just i really didn't watch it as much as when i didn't have any kids i was like consistently at you know bars or friends houses watching football so i was really into it after i had a kid it was more like okay let's watch mickey mouse clubhouse but i still like the Patriots. I love the Patriots. It sucks that they're not there, but do I care? No, because

I haven't been following. Am I wrong, but weren't you super thirsty for Garoppolo when you saw the Patriots? Yeah, he's hot. He was the backup quarterback, right? Yeah. Because we're always talking about Tom Brady, and you're always talking about Garoppolo, right? Yeah, Danny Garoppolo. Jimmy. Jimmy. Okay, wait. No, there's another one. Danny Amendola. There you go.

Julian Edelman. Julian Edelman's hot. Pretty Boy Crew. There's a lot of very GQ white dudes on that team when they were really good back then. That was a while ago. Jimmy G, he's in San Francisco now. Yeah. He's still banging. Oh, wow.

He's going to be out of a job. I'm sure he can get baby number three if he wants. I'm sure he has the free time. Hopefully he'll give me a boy. Just take her to Knott's, man. Just take her to Knott's. No, no, no. He has to up it. Come on. He has to go to at least Disneyland or Disney World because he's a football star.

Legoland, maybe. He got that money. I wanted to ride this rollercoaster. Oh, jeez. Okay, so there's some food news around the Super Bowl. And Mom's Spaghetti by M&M is going to be available in downtown Los Angeles and on Postmates. I would love to try it. So that made me also think about, okay, what are like the go-to items at a Super Bowl party?

Bean dip. Bean dip is the go-to? Oh, a seven-layer bean dip. Oh, my gosh. Give it to me. I love the tomatoes, the sour cream, the guac. Oh, the green onions. Oh, my.

I literally have the chills talking about it. Wow. I can hear Tyler drooling from the other side right now. I am drooling. And wings. Bone in. Oh, yeah. Bone in.

Eric, you have huge parties as well is there any just straight nacho cheese dip like i make this like my fiance makes this like nacho cheese dip there's nothing special to it i just like really simple i go to at least like four or five times during the game i still have time to make my famous wieners for everybody my my go-to item is little smokies. You put some barbecue sauce in there, and then you put some canned cranberries in there, and you mix it up. It is so good. I've had your wieners before. Yeah, you love them.

I did. I went back for more. Oh, yeah. Okay, so the most popular items, see if you guys agree with this, buffalo chicken dip, which I never had it until Ravey made it. The buffalo chicken dip just wasn't a thing. It wasn't a thing for me. It's okay.

The seven layer dip, pigs in a blanket, which I always get at Trader Joe's, those little frozen section pigs in a blanket, and then pizza, sliders, mac and cheese, and potato skins. Was that Tyler? Sometimes you forget Tyler's on because he goes a little bit without talking, and then you hear him just grunting on the other side of things.

First off, it's food. Second, we have a guest. Don't let her enjoy the live broadcast. Wait, what does Tyler do for the Super Bowl? He still has no family out there. He has some friends. Are you crushing pizzas? I'm not completely alone.

One of the show hosts, I went to his house last year for the Super Bowl because he invites everybody from the station. And you're not invited back again. We're going back this year, and he's getting Tex-Mex from a restaurant. So we're going like a whole tex-mex spread so i'm very curious to see what this is going to look like go-to items i mean you mentioned most of them but everything everything i usually throw mozzarella sticks in there too that's my absolute favorite mozzarella yeah you guys want to get into some food news as we're talking about it? Yeah. Okay.

McDonald's bringing back the Shamrock Shake. Dropping February 21st. Yeah. McFlurry version with Oreos. Yes. Also dropping. Now, can we find a machine that actually works? If you're all in, all out, I'm all in. Also, I brought this up because of Tyler.

Now, Tyler, they're doing a special promotion at panera where they're giving away unlimited coffee for a year and for you single people a ring so an engagement ring that you would win to eventually give to somebody it also had me thinking tyler what are you gonna do on valentine's Day since you're the only single one here? Yeah. Let's see. I'm probably going to either be at home playing video games all day, or I'm just going to pick up another shift at Litz. I mean, I don't look.

I'm 30. My life goes downhill after 25, so it's fine. See, he's playing it off. We all know that he has a squadron of milk mamas going around everywhere. I do. Where is this information coming from? Every single time we have ever done a What's New Pod meetup, all of a sudden, there's a chick there hanging out with Tyler. And how is that my problem?

Chicks want to be around me sometimes. No, they don't. No, they don't. Oh, they do. I'll get a beep on myself. We've seen it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So the last, Julianne, you weren't around for this, do. I'm going to be by myself. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

So the last, Julianne, you weren't around for this, but the last Morongo event we had, Tyler flew out for it. A girl met him at the airport, picked him up, and then hung out the entire weekend with him. Let me explain to you why she did this, which is why he had his ex-girlfriend. And Tyler, I've told you this to your face, so I'm not being mean.

I'm being honest. Look, look. I'll be honest. Say what you want. I'm not defending. I'm not defending shit. Yeah, don't. And it's the same way

why Seabass gets his girls because they use the show to their benefit. That's why. And so the girls come and they get all excited. Ooh, it gets me. Menace and Woody and Craig.

How far into the conversation do you think, well, not anymore, you used to bring up the Woody show? Right away. What was your line, Tyler? Hey, I'm Tyler.

I'm in radio in LA. Was it like the second line? No, I guarantee you this is how the process works. Tyler would get a new follower and he would see who it is. Shoot a couple likes he would check the profile out

and then he would just shoot a little DM and say thanks for the follow and then see where it went from there. True or not true? I may have used that move What did I say? What did I say? Thank you I got a comp room around here this weekend if you want to go.

Oh, hey, by the way, I'm with the Park MGM this year. Would you like to come by? Okay, a couple things. This is why I didn't like your ex-girlfriend, because I knew this is why she was trying to get in. She had a blast at the iHeart Music Festival, I'm sure. And this is why I was rude to her. In retrospect, you were right.

I know. So anyways, like I was saying, look, when they see that on my profile, it's like, I'm just fishing, man. It's a little bit of that, number one. Number two, I will say this. The last girl in Morongo, she actually had no idea who you guys were. So she did not know. She hung out with me and Leanne the whole weekend. You sat away from her at dinner.

You sat away from her in the hot tub. It was the weirdest weekend ever, dude. We have to entertain these random people. Okay, well, why do you think when we went to Vegas, I came by myself? I was like, I'm good. No, you didn't. You had two friends there.

No, okay, no. They told me that they were coming out before, like, all that. Okay, that was not my fault. That was just happenstance. Wait, I have a question, Tyler. Have you ever, since you started, when you started on the Woody show, have you ever got laid or dated a girl without telling them that you worked for the Woody show? Twice, yes.

Oh, look at that. See, I was surprised it was twice, to be honest. I was like, oh, yeah, one time, but dang. Like I said, squadron of milk mothers. That's two we didn't know about. You guys doubt me. I could pull what I want to. No, you can't.

You got that swag. Like I said, when I want to. Right now, I just don't want to. You got that homeless swag. You guys know how many Lids hats he has to cycle through? Okay, first of all, I just don't want to. You got that homeless swag. You guys know how many Lids hats he has to cycle through? Okay, first of all, I didn't know he worked for Lids. Yeah. He works for iHeart and Lids.

He likes that job more than his radio job. Oh, really? Tyler, what is it? You got Lids, you got the radio gig. And Amazon. And Amazon delivery. Yeah, I do a little Amazon delivery. He's staking that paper.

Hey, you know, that's not, that's cool. I actually picked up doing, before I got pregnant, I started doing Lyft for a little bit. Are you serious? I did. I did it for like three months. Wow. And I made some really good money.

Damn. Yeah, and then I stopped when I got pregnant. Did anybody say, are you Julianne? Yeah, a few people did. No way. Yeah. And someone actually sent me a screenshot because I'd picked up their parent. And they said, oh, my God, I just realized when I saw your picture that you're Julianne from The Woody Show.

Thank you so much for taking my, I think, my dad to where he had to be. This was so cool. They better have put some extra tips up on that. Yeah, you get the extra tip notification. Extra 20 your way. But I never went out of my way to tell anybody. They just recognized my voice. You know, thank yous are cool,

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Thank yous don't pay my bills, man. I'm going to actually move this up. I was going to talk about it later on the podcast, but we're kind of on that tip. You know, since Tyler is a single single guy maybe you can help him i wanted to ask you uh oh boy about self care when it comes to a man right so i put it out there on the woody show that i i wanted to start using like uh beard cream to make my beard softer because it's like coarse right and it's not soft at all you know i was gonna ask everybody their routine. Like, what do you use? Do you use any lotions or anything like that? Bort?

I use like some CeraVe lotion, like on dry spots, maybe like on my face and like hands and tattoos and stuff. And that's it. Any colognes? No. No. Cologne guy. No, just deodorant.

Nothing? But like, but like Old Spice. So I get like a little something. Good one. Eric, anything for self-care? Not really. I shower and leave. That's pretty much it. Yeah, deodorant. I mean, I got like Dove.

Nice moisturizer, body wash. I do got some herbal essences, conditioner, when I remember to wash my hair. Brett has a little more things to take care of. Yeah, but I take care of it a lot less than probably you do. I'm like, which week is it?

Tyler, what do you do for self-care? Nothing. Nothing. Usually, if I'm... Guys, you're dicks. This is all Julianne, man. If I'm about to go to work,

I usually just shower pretty much and then just leave, like Eric said. Do you put deodorant on? Yes, I do do all that stuff. If I'm going out. Popping collars. No, I'm thinking I just really shower, throw a little bit deodorant on, and then depending on what the occasion is, maybe a little bit of cologne, but that's pretty much it. What kind of cologne?

I think it's polo i think that's polo all right oh that's why you and ravey made out because she said polo oh dear god connecting the dots dude it all makes sense i thought i was past this nope never she said that's her kryptonite it all makes sense probably why he wore it. Yeah. Or wears it. He probably heard about it on the air. Yeah. When you speak of self-care, I also thought you meant like the whole enchilada. Like, do you guys like take care of everything, if you know what I mean?

Oh, trimming down there. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's what's great for your beard. Uh-huh. And that's great that you guys are in relationships and all. But, you know, I'm married. And so I see his self-care so

does he self-care i'm gonna say that sounds like i'm married like he's lacking like or he got comfortable a lot that's not like yeah he's like more like the 80s and i make fun of him about hey but don't get me wrong like sometimes you know it's a little shady down there for myself but then i'm like okay i gotta fix it and then you know it's bare again but then but kevin like he just takes way too long and sometimes i'm like damn okay to keep it real sometimes i don't even realize like oh wait a minute it's getting kind of long down there and then yeah i mean i don't like have a regular routine until i recognize that it's out of control. I have a routine once a week, maybe every other.

Damn, are you serious? I grew up on sports teams, so I was showering. If you want to be the dude with the crazy bush. Plus, there's less trees around the building. The building looks bigger, too. I feel like guys would be

better at this than girls. Well, maybe single girls are really good at it, but girls who are taken, and guys who are taken, I feel like guys would just be better because you guys just seem to take better care of yourself most of the time. Maybe.

They're just more self-centered, to be honest. Yeah, true. And they're focused on one thing, making it look good. Yeah, because I have a lot of brothers, and I feel like they're very into how they are taken or not so tyler how do you look down there i mean on a scale of one to ten ten being out of control and one i guess let's flip it ten being good and one being out of control what would you say your maintenance down there is right now

and i'll honestly probably about a five a five all right i mean i i try to do it every so often i mean i'm not super regular about it like maybe like eric is but like you know you never know when the occasion is gonna come and present you know it's not gonna happen so stop you don't know my life over here this is what i'm talking about he has milk baba squadrons over there and he's like all right gotta freshen up man i might run into somebody outside of auntie ann's you know crazy in the play place later tyler just the mall i work at the mall i work at is on the nicer side of town tyler just slides into the front of the line he's like do you want a pizza pretzel

i'm just saying, you never know. So we get a lot of girls that come into our store shopping for their boyfriends or whatever. And you know, some of them, you can tell they're just kind of having a bad day. Because their boyfriend ain't a good guy. What are you going to do for them? That's why I just kind of slide in, put myself in the picture. And look, I'm going to be honest. I may have played Homewrecker once or twice. Oh, yeah.

Right. So you noticed I imported my phone number on the other side of this hat i didn't know you came on this on this podcast and just told lies the entire time well somebody has to do it randy isn't here anymore you don't know my life okay i'm a free bird i'm just trying to fly man he goes up to up to him and goes, I can upgrade you, girl. Hey, don't say it just like that. But all right. Okay. Okay. Moving on from the self-care part, I do want to ask Julianne.

And this is also to help Tyler since he's a single man. Is there anything that guys wear that is an instant turn off for you? Okay. So there's always that thing out there like, oh, cargo shorts. I actually don't mind cargo shorts um what else is on the list okay here's here's a big thing at least where i grew up women were into guys that wore white shoes no white shoes like no white tennis shoes even though the thrasher styles i love white tennis shoes and then another thing was sandals the obviously ravey she hates anybody

in sandals. Is there anything that's like an instant turn off that a guy is wearing that you're like, no way I'm going to talk to this guy? Light colored Levi's with running shoes. Stop. What the hell? Especially white running shoes. I have a pair of New Balances, but they're cool.

These ones that I'm talking about look like old boomer shoes. You know what I'm talking about? And they happen to always be New Balance for some reason. New Balance is very much a dad shoe. Yeah, but they also have really good shoes out there, but for some reason these guys choose the ugly one to wear with their

light colored jeans. I think maybe it's ironic because there's a lot of memes out there for that style shoe. Also, an old man Nike. And I think that everybody used to make fun of it. Kind of like how the mullet is coming back and people would wear it ironically. And now people are actually wearing mullets. I think these old man shoes, everybody made fun of them, but now they're wearing them.

I almost bought a pair. No, don't. Just for fun. Because they were at the Nike outlet, but they they're wearing them. I almost bought a pair. No, don't. Just for fun. Because I were at the Nike outlet, but they didn't have my size. Thank God. Because I thought they were hilarious. And then the other thing is someone on a different station here has been rocking it. I've been making fun of him every night.

But he's wearing like this purse. It looks like a backpack. Like the over the shoulder,-shoulder fanny packs? No, it looks more like... Yeah, he was calling it a murse. I said, well, whatever the hell it is, stop effing wearing it. And it doesn't look like a satchel. It looks like a...

Like a little backpack? It's like a little tiny purse, yeah. Like a mini backpack? Yes, except he wore it over like a satchel, but the bag was on his back. And then Stryker comes down the hallway and I said, Stryker, show so-and-so your bag

because that's a real man bag. That's where you put your computer. He had like a briefcase one. And Stryker was saying that this person's murse was cool. Oh, no. He's not going to say anything bad for at least six months. Come on. You know how it is.

He's new. He's like, oh, I can't be mean to anybody. It's just the LA vibe, man. All those man purses and crap. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Okay. But am I wrong, though?

If there was ever a place where man bags were a big deal, it was LA. Like, am I wrong? You have two man bags. What? I don't even know. Like, am I wrong? You have two man bags. What are you? Okay, I don't even know. Now, Julianne, I forgot you are really into country music. I am. Have you been to Texas?

I actually just went on a bachelorette party to Austin. Really? Yes, it was fun. I didn't hit up Tyler. Yeah, he was like, Tyler, we need you for- Bro, Austin is three hours away. I was not going to make that drive. And I was not going to call you.

He could have made some extra stripping money on the side. He would have stripped for the party. Yeah, come on. I'd rather watch a homeless man strip. You know, it was really humid out there. I could be enraged. Well, now you could be all pregnant and stuff because they have that have that that one festival

stagecoach. Have you ever been a stagecoach? I actually never been. What? Because you know what? I would have bet my life savings on

Julianne being able to stagecoach. Me too. And let me tell you why. Because the very first time it actually came out I was giving birth to Felicity

because it's always in April. Stop having kids. I know. And then I couldn't go any of the following years because it was her birthday April. Stop having kids! I know. And then I couldn't go any of the following years because it was her birthday, April 2nd, and then I have a stepdaughter. Her birthday is April 16th, and it always happened to be...

Baby's first festival, man. Dude, I used to go to EDC and you would see pregnant bitches in the crowd. They would have like glow-in-the-dark pain and say, baby's first rave. I'm like, you need to go home. That's weird. I'm like, no need to go home. No. Your babies could be so dumb right now.

No, dude. You're effing crazy. I'm going places when I'm pregnant. Like, I always go places, but I just couldn't go in April because it was their birthday. So it was different. That's different, though. You're not going to be out in the desert taking ecstasy with a bunch of like 100,000 fans. But I mean, the turn up, though, at country music festivals i hear is real my buddy

who worked in pop radio for 20 years he switched to country and he's like dude you don't get it man i'm telling you the turn up is real it is at these country shows i do go and everybody's just drinking and having fun they are and and everyone's nice to everybody. There is a country concert that goes off in Silver Lakes in Corona. And I go there a lot. It's called Boots in the Park. And I always make sure

I go to that. I was supposed to go to one in March. That's coming up obviously this March because I believe it's Tim McGraw that's going to be playing.

Oh, hell yeah. You're thirsty for Tim McGraw. Who isn't? He's a freaking rail, dude. Yeah. That guy's so skinny. I know, but he looks good. He was great at the IHRA music festival.

One of the things that I see at country festivals and stuff that I just don't know why it doesn't get picked up at rock or EDM or rap shows, whatever. Country shows, they always bring in chairs. They have people bring in their own chairs and they're posted up. Yeah, like lawn chairs and stuff I always see and I'm like I'm standing for hours

at these other shows I'm like dude a chair would be so sick right now. Yeah because everybody else would be throwing them though you know think about our like I guess the crowd. Get in the pit throw your chair. Yeah there's no mosh pits at country shows there's no mosh. But then we're stuck on like dirty grass you know people hurled on and stuff. I sit on the grass well I

actually for the last country cards that I went to, I went on Amazon and brought one of those little tiny chairs you just unfold really quick and sit on it. I did bring that, but it was a waste. Like I just sat on the grass the entire time. As a fact, I hate sitting on the ground, so I would love to bring a chair. This is

making me miss my country bar so much. It's still been closed since the lockdown. Wait, is that the... Wait, did you go to the one that got all fenced up? That was all... I did used to go to that. To Tinhorn? Yeah, I went until... That was national news. Until they started being stingy with their drinks, I ordered a Jack and Coke and I

got a shot of Jack with a little Coke in it and it cost me $20. I didn't... Hey, you know what? I can be your DD. I'll pick you and Shasta up and then you guys can go to the country bar right next to my house in San Dimas called Montana's. Oh, see, this is awesome. Tyler's brain's melting right now because at one point, Tyler thought there was only

one country bar in SoCal. Oh, my God. That's right. Do you think Inca Hoots was the only one out here, Tyler? Yeah. Yes, for sure. No, there's another one called the Waterwheel. It's in Corona.

I know. There's tons. And he's like, no, I didn't know there was any other country bars out there. I didn't know. Well, that's because I told him about my place, Joe's, that's still been closed this whole time. And it's funny because Randy was our designated driver. I used to call him and go, hey, are you on the air right now?

When are you off? It's last call and I'm really drunk. I don't want to walk home. Go pick us up. I can't even believe you go to country bars. This is shocking to me. That was his thing. Why?

Because they play classic rock and country and they poured the drinks heavy. Shasta's a line dancer too. Oh, and Shasta's a line dancer. She has a cowgirl hat. What? Oh, yeah. Oh, well, you missed it at the iHeartRadio Music Festival the year that we were all there. We never crossed paths, but we went on a hunt to find a cowgirl hat for her.

And we finally found it at Treasure Island. Yeah, she found it and she rocked it for the weekend. yeah it's a higher time it never came off i have a new love for you guys now i do not remember that holy hell how do you not remember that because he was too busy with his ex-girlfriend that's right well see the thing is now he got depressed at drug also tyler uh he when he's around us and he doesn't have some rando he's always on his phone texting randos oh no that's not true you forget it's not true you forget this time he actually got so depressed it was all of us and alex mac and he zoned out for 30 minutes while we were podcasting and we had to bring him out of it and then he kept drinking i have pictures of that body

and i say body because lights were on nobody was nobody was home. What podcast did we all do and I was so wasted. Oh, Menace's birthday. Oh yeah, that was fun. I don't even remember. Menace ended up downstairs with half a burrito in his mouth just like falling out. I saw him downstairs.

Eric saved him from falling down an escalator. Yeah, I was a kickstand for him that night. Just kind of handed his back, smothered his back, just kind of karate chop action in the lobby. We do have a live podcast that we're going to be recording at Morongo. Again, I can't share the date

because it's not 100% confirmed, but we have locked in on a date. It's going to happen. Got to get that okay, and then we'll start sharing here. So if you want to join those shenanigans, it's going to be on a Friday night later in the evening. So you

have enough time to drive out there and hang out with us. Can pregnant people come? If you want to, I don't know what you're going to do. I'm still fun. I'm still fun sober. All right. Well, I mean, you could talk mad crap to Tyler. Let's all take bets right now.

Does Tyler have a rando chick show up that day? Yes. Yes. I mean, we're giving him enough lead time. Yeah, it's way, there's plenty of room to plan, and it's local enough where, hey, yeah, you know, I'm getting flown out to Morongo if you want to come out. I got a comp room if you want to stay. I got some drink tickets, you know.

Got a private jet. We're good. If you want to go, you know, whatever. Look, look. I just take what I'm given and use it to my benefit. That's all that works. Smart man. I can't deny that.

Some other events happening before that. Big shout out. Huge announcement to Daiso. You, you, you, you. Daiso, Japan, the dollar store, they are partnering with the Woody Show. And now you can go starting Monday, pick up a Woody Show sticker at many locations. And on Thursday, I'm going to be at Daiso Gardena from 4 to 6 p.m. And I'm going to be doing a bunch of giveaways.

You know, I always have theme park tickets and all that kind of stuff. And it's going to be doing a bunch of giveaways. You know I always have theme park tickets and all that kind of stuff. And it's going to be a launch of the stickers being back. We haven't had stickers out there in the streets for a couple of years. So this is going to be fun. They can show up to a Daiso.

Now it's only Daiso in Southern California. I know there's 3,000 locations around the world. Yeah, there's Daiso everywhere. Southern California. Hopefully we'll make this one go over very well and then we can branch out to other cities that the Woody Show's heard Daiso's available Daiso's a fun store

I was at a location over the weekend I texted D-Menace about it I spent over 50 bucks lots of fun household items lots of stationery they have Tokidoki items they have some Hello Kitty stuff some Disney lots of cool stuff that you can get at Daiso stationery. They have Tokidoki items. They have some Hello Kitty stuff. Some Disney. Lots of cool stuff that you can get at Daiso.

And it's, dude, for a really fair amount. I got the world's greatest garlic crusher at Daiso. You wouldn't think that I would need it. But guess what? The one from another store that cost me over $20 broke. The one at Daiso? Badass as hell. Has not broke. And it's an amazing quality. And it was

a dollar. Nice. so i hope i see you at diso this thursday get in on those giveaways also they're gonna have a bunch of gift baskets ready that's gonna be happening february 17th in gardena now julianne i'm having a first world problem right now okay my internet was down so they had to change my router. Okay. So everything in my smart home has been disconnected and I have to reconnect it. Like all my security cameras and things like that. Don't worry. By the time you hear this podcast, all that stuff is going to be up and running again. Allegedly.

So don't even try. But my thing is, Julianne, you have a security camera as well, but you have it in your living room. No, that's one of them. I know, but, but you have it in your living room. No, that's one of them. I know, but you have one of them in your living room. So I can see my daughter. So you can see your daughter. Okay, I'm just like,

I feel all weird to have a camera on myself. I feel the same way. 24-7. Oh, I love it because, well, so from being pregnant, we get these really raging hormones. And I got you. For got my daughter in air quotes, my daughter. I got really mad.

She made her daughter. I got. Actually, I have had sex in the living room and I like went back and rewatched it. And I was like, oh, that's hot. She can sell that on OnlyFans. It's a backup plan. I've been trying to get her on OnlyFans for like

five years now no but so the other when I came back from Cancun I found out Kevin didn't really help Felicity out with her homework because I was stuck in my room

because I had COVID before we left and he's like well you only asked me to help her twice like you're the dad like I didn't realize I needed to tell you daily

to help your daughter out with school work and that's all he kept saying over and over and over so i'm boiling something i would say i did my two i'll wait for your instruction i was like are you kidding me i was yelling so loud that i was peeing myself as i was yelling at him. And then I like- Yeah, we're back on OnlyFans. I picked something up and I freaking threw it across the room. I called him every name in the world and I ran into my room, slammed the door and started crying.

And it was so intense. I'm like, that was like over the top and inappropriate, but I couldn't do anything about it. So I went back on the camera to look at it. Check out your behavior. Yeah, because someone had just messaged me hey you're always happy do you ever get mad I said watch this

and it was actually somebody who worked here and they're like yeah that was intense I'll have to show you guys when we get off the air because you're gonna laugh at me I would have left the house I don't play like that yeah i would have ran it was bad gone super bad it's the baby's fault i fart it's the baby's fault

that's a good that's a good built-in excuse for nine months right yeah yeah babe the baby keeps farting and there's nothing i can do about it and it really smells well and then don't forget postpartum after that so that's another like six months did you say postpartum yeah postpartum postpartum postpartum postpartum yeah postpartum i mumble a lot postpartum don't do that stuff don't do what they all do to menace don't do that you did say postpartum i said postpartum i can say postpartum if you want postpartum again we're back on let's change it let's change it to did you have postpartum ever? No. Don't get into that conversation.

I do have what they call gender, not gender depression, but where it's like you get really sad about the gender that you have. And I've always really wanted a boy. And I've told this story on The Woody Show before. When I had Felicity, I cried. I was like, she's going to be a little slutted. I know it. But she's badass. She's in wrestling. she yeah i see the videos all the time she's really good so um anyway i love her we're best friends and then this time around i'm like come on give me give me a boy like he already has a daughter from a previous marriage and now he has felicity like

he cannot give me another girl and then he did and and i at first i thought to myself i'm not gonna care because Felicity is so cool it what do I care if it's a boy or a girl I don't but then when I found out it really hit me in a way that I didn't think it was going to and it's a bummer because you get so sad and there's absolutely nothing you can do about being sad like that so it's you're sad for being sad and it sucks but I mean I'm I'm happy it's a girl, and I'm happy she's going to be really cool. Her name's going to be Serenity. Oh, damn.

You're already throwing it out there like that. Yeah, I don't care. Serenity Ruby is going to be her name. Yeah. So yeah, it's a real crappy feeling that some women go through and some women don't. But I've never had postpartum. Okay. Do you think Tyler's mom dealt with that?

Probably. Because she had six boys. Yeah, dude.'ve never had postpartum. Do you think Tyler's mom dealt with that? Because she had six boys. Yeah, dude. Oh, I would be devastated. Sounds like you've got to hook up with Tyler's dad. Is he better looking than you, Tyler? That's not for me. Maybe a little on the thinner side. Anyways. What about your mom? No, after

my brother Jarrettared so he was the third kid yeah they say that after the third boy they knew that it was just all going to be boys like wow trying to figure if it was gonna be a girl we could have a football team my mom liked it that way because it for her boys are just easier to raise so my mom was just used to it by that point i hear different i hear well and i see different boys are just easier to raise. So my mom was just used to it by that point. I hear different. I hear, well, and I see different. Boys are crazy. They're always like running around, screaming.

My nephew's an effing super ball, man. He's off the walls. So is mine. Yeah. My mom said I was the same way. Like she would know I was awake because she would hear me in the room bouncing like off a wall,

like running into a wall or something. And Felicity's not like that. She's so chill. So I guess I'm lucky, but I still want my boy. So I said, if we happen to do it again, he's not going that she's so chill so I guess I guess I'm lucky but I still want my boy so I said if if we happen to do it again he's not going to naturally get me pregnant we're going to go to the doctors and do gender selection

and make sure I get a boy that's my nightmare man because like I want a boy girl and like we've had the talks like what if it's girl girl and like we don't really want three but at the same time it's like we want a boy that's when you're supposed to do it upside down or something right yeah it's a different want a boy that's when you're supposed to do it upside down or something right? it's in a different spot

do you have any advice for Eric Julian when it comes to having kids because he is the only one that's gung ho on the Woody show about having kids seriously it's the coolest thing I've ever experienced in my entire life

but the one thing I do suggest is when you do become a dad, don't lose yourself. Just because you're a parent doesn't mean you have to stop going out. Doesn't mean you have to stop being yourself. I have some friends that are like that. They're no fun to be around. They don't even want to do anything because they have to always be at home with their kids.

Because I have friends like that. It's just like they become a totally different person right and it's just like i can't do that because of my kids i can't do that and then they they kind of like low-key become super depressed and miserable yeah you know instead of just like hey i can still go do things just because i have a kid doesn't mean i can't do anything right yeah and people are always like oh you have a kid you shouldn't be doing that but i'm not dead right I have a child. So what? And she loves spending. I have a big, huge family. And she loves being with her cousins and her aunts and her uncles and her grandparents. So it's really cool because I'm with her. You guys see on my Instagram. I'm with her all the time. So when I

do decide to go out, she spends the night and I go crazy because that's just how I am. I'm not going to change because social media says so. I'm not going to change because social media says so i'm not going to change because you know i think i'm not spending enough time with my daughter i definitely am and she does so many sports and so many different things that just don't lose yourself that's the best advice i can give and then once they get to a certain age you're like you're good on your own it's fine like 10 you're fine don't worry about it even though i don't have kids, I share this with other parents. I think the best advice also, get them to do piano lessons. For some reason, like all my friends that did piano lessons, it just helps them like figure out things.

Well, I've also, I've told you guys knowing how to play piano is like the ultimate secret flex. Oh, yeah. How dope is it? Because when I came home from Buffalo or where was I? Florida. There was a dude in the airport. He just walked up and he's like, just starts ripping on this piano. I'm like, dude, if you know how to play a piano and you randomly come across piano at a party, at a bar, at a restaurant, and you just sit down and start killing it.

Yeah. I have friends who just like we would be at a house party and there would be a piano there. And you're automatically cool. There. And then chicks just all around. Yeah, super flex. It's totally hidden and then you just sit down and they rip out this song. But also just in, just like, I don't know, like mathematically and different things and

work ethic and all that kind of stuff. I'm pumped. I suck at math and I play the piano for over 10 years. But you have a really strong work ethic, right? I do. It teaches you discipline, even though you're not really that disciplined. You don't want to go out there and we party. But you work really, really hard at anything you do.

Yeah, I do. And I appreciate my mom putting me in it. And it was awesome. It was great. But I was forced to do it. And I think that when I go out, I wish I can just sit down and just bust something out of the piano but I get embarrassed and I don't like it and it makes me feel nervous and I

just don't like the piano. I think for D it's strong though. Yeah, you can't so much play. That's how you get real play, Tyler. Go learn the piano. Let me just sit down and bust open Beethoven's Ninth Symphony or something. Hey Tyler, it's either that or you go my route which is

if you see an arcade game with Mortal Kombat, you're like, hey, watch what I can do right now. Wait, that's Street Fighter. Try it, though. I'll give you a gold star. Thanks, thanks. One last thing because we've got to wrap this up, but I mean, are you going to make it out to Tustin, Arizona? Tucson?

Oh, you mean... I mean, are you going to go party? I mean, yeah. How's this pregnancy worth? So actually, my best friend, I mean, are you going to go party? I mean, yeah. Okay. Yes. So actually my, my best friend, Brandy, that you, you guys have all met. She called me up the other day and said, Hey, if you want to go salt river tubing, we still can.

She's like, I know you're probably gonna have to stay back at the house. Cause it's probably going to be like sometime in early July. I said over my dead ass body at the house. I will be on that river belly up hanging out with you guys. Helmet on top of the belly. So I'm like, I'll go. I don't care. She's like, okay, well it's either that or we're going to get a house in

Palm Springs. And she sent me the link to the house. So, I mean, like I said, I still go out. I still hang out with my friends. I'll still go to the bar. I'll be here, DeeDee. I don't care. I go out when I'm pregnant. We out here. Yes, we definitely out here. Okay, good. With that belly. Alright, I'll give you a date on that Morongo thing and hopefully you can

make it out. That'd be fun. Yeah. Alright, guys. Well, thank you for listening to What's New Pod. Do we have any quick shoutouts real quick? Oh, I gotta send you a picture, Eric. I have a picture of Churro hiding under one of the blankets that your mom made. Oh, nice. The other day. It looks very sweet. I'll post that on what's new pod on instagram my mom sells dog sizes make

sure you hit up her website go to blankets by tracy.com that's blankets by tracy.com that's t r a c e y.com what's going on over in your world, Brett? I know the alien jewelry. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. So my wife, Shasta. Shastajenesboutique.com. That's with two O's because it's spooky. Shastajenesboutique.com.

Alien earrings. Stone bracelets with different UFO alien charms on them. Crystal ball sacks. Tarot card bags. Tarot card mats. All sorts of things you can purchase right now. She has tons of bracelets with different stones, like amethyst, different jewels on them right now.

You can go to her boutique and get them there. Or you can go to the link tree in my bio at St. Fort and pick them up there. Crystal Ball Sacks, man. I'm going to the post office so much. You think people wouldn't want these? They do. He's not lying.

We see it. I have something to package up right now. I have to go to the post office again. I'm looking at the shipping and handling department right now. There's all this stuff coming in and out. For real. Wait, did she make, because I hadn't heard about this until the last podcast. I heard you shout it out.

I'm like, what is that? Oh, yeah. So is she making everything on her own? Yep. What about the crystal balls? Well, she doesn't make the crystal balls, but she makes these protective covers for them. Because as you know, crystal balls are dangerous.

They can start a fire if sun gets through them and to also protect them so she just uh one day she's like i i need a cover for my crystal balls i want to protect them and she's like no one has these okay i'll make it and she just started making them and then same thing with the bracelets and everything else she's just started i'll just make it and does she put her crystal balls out um when the full moon's out as well as her crystals yes she does oh okay yes and that is perfectly as her crystals yes she does oh okay yes and that is perfectly safe to do so she does that to you know recharge and do all those things to them does she have um moon balls as well the ones that they look they're white and you put

them out in the moonlight and then they'll glow i think yes she does oh i forget the name of those but yes she does have those okay yeah so those and then she'll also make bracelets and stuff out of those too. Okay. Yeah. Tyler has elephant balls. Don't even know what to do with them, but all right, cool. All right. Also, oh, I forgot.

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can get to play a game at angel stadium if you guys want to donate that you can uh donate to venmo uh just type in woody or elite in the comment box just put woody or baseball donation also personal note i started co-hosting a show on the weekends at the station i'm at right now now you're really gonna get some chicks so the main host he actually had last weekend off he coaches uh travel baseball team they had a tournament last weekend so he asked if I could just host the show myself. That was the first time I ever did that. I will admit I was a little bit nervous when it started off, but the more it went along, the more I just kind of eased into it. And it's

a lot of fun. So I mean, yeah, for me doing that by myself, I mean, you guys know that's kind of my goal to get to. Yeah, that's what I'm working towards. So it's finally nice to start getting my reps in now that I've been there a little bit over a year. But yeah, if you guys want to get to. Yeah, that's what I'm working towards. So it's finally nice to start getting my reps in now that I've been there a little bit over a year. But yeah, if you guys want to listen to that, it is called Riding the Pine. That is on from 12 to 2 Central Time on Sunday.

So Pacific Time, that's what? 10 a.m. to 12 p.m.? So yeah, I mean, that's cool. Just keep in mind I know you guys are from L.A. It is Houston-based stuff. It's up to you if you want to listen. I don't blame you. Do you have open phone lines?

We do, yes. Oh, sweet. Shout out the numbers for the ladies. I will shout them out at another point. Tyler, what's the callers of the station again? You can find it on the iHeartRadio app. You can just search Sports Talk 790 and you will find it right there on the iHeartRadio app. And perfect name, Sports Talk 790, and you will find it right there on the iHeartRadio.

And perfect name, by the way, for that show, Right in the Pine. Yep. If anybody knows better than Right in the Pine, that would be Tyler. I know Strongbow, bro. I don't know Strongbow. He was the janitor, remember?

He never sat on the bench. He was on the side, sleeping. He was out. Okay, okay. My bad. All right, Eric, anything before we leave? One out. Okay, okay. My bad. All right, Eric, anything before we leave? One football game left,

everybody, until the next season. So enjoy it this weekend. Big game. Sounds sad. No bills. Brett? Yes,

the series finale of the book Boba Fett ruled. It was amazing. I loved every moment of it. I cried at least once, like, on his tears.

And mopeds are still cool in Star Wars Universe. I don't want to fight about this for like two years. Okay. You started. Julianne, it was so much fun having you on the podcast. We've got to have you hop on more if you're down. I'm totally down. I had a great time with you guys.

And I haven't seen you in forever. So it was really good getting ready to come in and hang time with you guys and I haven't seen you in forever so it was really good getting ready to come in and hang out with you guys so thanks alright guys well we'll see you next week Outro Music