What's New Podcast - Mortal Kombat Movie, Fast & Furious 9, Monongo May 8th Event, Snack Heaven and more!
Episode Date: April 16, 2021This week we talk about Mortal Kombat Movie, Fast & Furious 9, Monongo May 8th Event, Snack Heaven and more!...
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What's new? What's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric, but sometimes we call him nick soundwave what's up
it's very confusing but just you know bear with us we also have randy who is from the woody show
and he is on alt 987 in los angeles what's up and he is attached to his phone because he is on his
phone the entire time that we're doing the podcast. So if he repeats something that we say right after we say it,
just bear with him.
What's up?
It's all good.
And we have another person on the podcast
who does that just as well.
Yeah, his name is Tyler.
He works on the Sean Salisbury Show
and he lives in Houston, Texas.
What is up, Tyler?
A.K.A. Heavy T.
And let's just get this out of the way, guys.
There was a big moment in Heavy T's life.
Heavy T now has an official intro on the Sean Salisbury show.
And let's take a listen right now.
Hey, it's the Trillo G Bun B.
And this is Tyler's Tid on the Sean Salisbury show.
Ten.
Ten.
Ten.
Ten.
Numero diez.
Tyler's Tid.
With the ego big as his waist size.
That boy is big! Here's my f***ing
heavy T with his Tyler T.
The overrated of the heavy T.
Overrated!
Now, did it say
overrated at the end?
Yeah, they say overrated. So we have
a shtick on the show
where, now you guys know me.
I like to be full of myself like, oh, I'm the greatest to do it or whatever.
I'm surprised that it happened so fast that they figured that out.
I'm not.
So that's the shtick is that I say that or whatever.
And our program director loves it.
Is it a shtick?
Sounds like facts.
Can I point out that we started having a discussion
with tyler that he wouldn't take a million dollars to be called mother effing fat ass t
and what did that intro say um i believe it said ego as big as his waist side mother effing
and overrated and he pretty much is fat yeah so your response tyler i mean i came up with a heavy
teeth nickname.
That was my thing. Okay, what about the ego as big as your waist size?
I know my ego is big.
And overrated.
So the overrated thing, like I said,
it's just a stick for the show.
Okay, so you're still not going to retract your statement.
No, I'm still not going to retract my statement.
What happened was, guys,
he's not telling us that he negotiated a pay raise
to go along with this self-bashing.
Oh, is that it?
It's the Bun B part that makes it all worth it.
That's the worst part is that it's kind of cool, too, that it's Bun B, but it's for Tyler.
So I'm kind of upset about it.
So you're kind of torn.
You're like, oh, what do I do?
I'm listening to it.
I'm like, oh, this is actually pretty sick.
Nice imaging.
You know, radio people, radio nerd stuff.
Like, oh, this is sick.
And then you're like, crap, it's Tyler's segment?
A million dollars to be called this name or have Bun B pretty much say it in this imaging and I'll do it for free. Okay, oh, this is sick. And then you're like, crap, it's Tyler's segment? A million dollars to be called this name
or have Bun B pretty much
say it in this imaging
and I'll do it for free.
Okay, great.
All right.
Well, if you want to see
Tyler's greatness in person,
join us at Morongo Casino
May 8th from 2 to 3 p.m.
You cannot miss it.
Hell yeah.
You can meet Tyler, guys.
So you know what's crazy
is that this is going to be the first time we've seen him since, what, when we went to the place in Santa Monica, right?
Yeah.
So that's coming up on, I mean, not a year, but it's been months.
It's been a little bit of time.
A long time, yeah.
Enough time for noticeable change to be noticeable, right?
So I'm wondering what he's going to notice about us, what we're going to notice about him.
Because Randy sent him a uh where he changed his face
on a fat face yeah yeah he didn't recognize so he changed tyler's face randy changed tyler's face
on this app and uh he's like he made his face fatter he's like hey man just send it back send
a picture back to tyler with a fatter face yeah we're like 40 pounds heavier yeah tyler didn't
make any note of it because usually if i send something like that he'd be like f you man so
my brain's connecting the dots.
I'm like, dude, I wonder if Tyler's gained a little weight and we're going to walk up
and be like, yo, heavy T is actually heavy T, man.
Like, really?
He sent me this in the middle of the show.
So I'm focusing on something else and I look at it and I did tell myself, like, damn, those
glasses look a little too small.
But I didn't.
And then he sent me another one that was really big.
I would easily know that my face is
40 pounds heavier.
So that means it's like 12
noon. Here's the other thing too.
As we know, Tyler took on a part-time job
at Lids, and so he's buying
hats because he's supposed to wear hats during his shift.
There is one thing that he did, though,
that made me cringe a little bit, Tyler.
This pisses me off.
Tyler has embroidered heavy tea on the side of all of his hats.
We have to.
Look, part of us working there is they want us to have embroidery on the hats to show that, hey, we do embroidery.
So I just thought, oh, I'll put my neck on that.
Did I not say he was going to embroider all his hats two episodes ago?
You could have just put Tyler on or something, man.
Tyler's too plain, bro.
I want to know why you put it on the side of a Padres hat.
Big flex.
Big flex.
Well, since I get a discount, I'm like, okay, I'm just going to buy a lot of hats.
I'm going to buy a lot of random ones.
It's just a hat?
Oh, my God.
I have a Padres one.
I have one for the Houston Oilers, and I have one for the Miami Marlins.
Oh, my God.
So his entire check is just going back into the company.
And you know, because F, you know,
it's not like you have like Falcons hats available,
you know, or, you know,
Kings hats maybe.
Actually, in my store,
we don't have a Falcons hat.
I'm very upset.
He told me there's literally another lid store
on the other side of the mall.
Yeah, but I just,
I haven't had a chance to go in there
because I'm always working at mine.
And I haven't gone in there on my day off.
It's still the mall. How big's the freaking mall? I'm working, man. I'm always working at mine. And I haven't gone in there on my day off. It's down the mall.
How big is the freaking mall?
I'm working, man.
I'm not just going to leave.
Okay.
Or get there a little bit earlier.
Okay, so just to recap, you can see Tyler and his new hat at the Rongo May 8th, 2 p.m.
to 3 p.m.
There is a stage there that you'll see us.
It's like right in the middle of the casino.
You can't miss it.
Also, you see again, just last night, almost every week that we do this podcast, a major
win, $130,000.
Wow.
Damn.
Think of all the hats you can buy.
That win is bigger than Tyler's ego and waist.
I know.
Big time.
And don't forget, we're going to be in Las Vegas
June 5th.
More details to come.
So if you happen to be
in Vegas June 5th,
we'll give you a time
to meet up
and location
to hang out with us.
On top of that,
I saw what Eric posted
on his Instagram
that Vegas,
by the time we're out there,
is supposed to be
completely reopened.
Yeah, June 1st,
just like a couple days before.
I have a friend that lives out there
and I'm a buddy that was out there last week
and they say,
Oh, it's pretty much open already.
If you just walk down the street,
you'd have no idea.
The Rona what?
Corona?
Yeah, I'll buy two.
You know, a bucket of them.
I'll take two.
Now there has been some accusations of big timing
and it's not Tyler, guys.
Oh.
There was an accusation on the Woody Show show facebook group the fan facebook group that we
do not run and there was an accusation that randy was big timing listeners in public eric can you
read the accusation yeah so this starts off with unpopular opinion question mark and it goes as
follows as soon as i hear that little jingle for what would randy do i have to tune out i met him
one time at an event and i said hi to him and wanted to have a conversation.
Maybe he was having a bad day, but he seemed to be very dry and seemed like he wanted to be somewhere else.
He's Salvadorian American, just like me, so I would have thought he would have a friendlier personality.
But I know I can't judge people on that basis.
Randy.
How was I supposed to know she's Salvadorian?
Is that your response?
No, but I don't know.
Wow. His deflection is getting
way worse, man.
I'm not deflecting from it.
If that's how she feels, then
that must have been how I came off.
I asked, too, what event it was
to maybe get an idea or reference, but
I don't remember blowing anyone off. I try my best to talk to everyone and be nice to everyone i guess it must have come
off as cold to her wow randy see my idea is i've seen randy at many of our events over the years
now and he either had he's very friendly with everybody unless he's really hungry he's easily
distracted and or he's drunk i can back up randy i've been to many events with
randy and i don't see him big timing anybody or ignoring anybody except for tyler yes except for
tyler i'm always gonna big time tyler come on and uh i think one time somebody said i was big timing
them but it was just it was just uh misunderstanding yeah it was after a a Woody show Fiesta event and I was taking a picture with a
listener and my phone started ringing because Woody and everybody else,
we were going to meet up after the event and he was just looking for where I
was at.
I go,
Oh,
Hey,
hold on.
And then the person goes,
nevermind.
And then walks off.
Yeah.
And I said,
hold up.
I'm going to take the photo.
I just got to take this call.
And they just kept on walking.
And then later on, on social media, oh, man, it's big timey.
No, I just had to take the call to let somebody know where I was at.
I mean, it's always just misunderstandings happen.
I mean, I've had times where I've spoken to people, and it'll be like just a regular conversation.
I'll be like, you know, I used to really hate you.
And now that I've met you, you're not that bad.
And I'm like, okay.
Thank you. Why thank you? I started in the bad. And I'm like, okay. Thank you.
Thank you.
I started in the negative.
Yeah.
Why are you using what we said about you?
It's always so much.
There's always so many different, interesting interactions and conversations.
That's why like events are so fun because you never know what people are going to say
to you or what's going to happen.
And it also sucks because there's so many people that are there.
And look, I'm not saying we're popular by any means.
The show is popular.
Yes. But when there's so many people and there's people you want to talk to you want to talk to
everybody and kind of give everyone like an amount of time and not just blow them off some people
feel blown off yeah and because you're like hey can you please hang on for a second even when you
say it like that though like which is 100 the truth even saying it just feels awkward because
i we don't like to give off the impression that by any means we're big time anything. It's like we want to talk to everyone
except for Tyler.
You're on your island because nobody recognizes me at events
so it's all you, Randy. You suck.
I will say this.
Hey, Randy, screw you. I will say this
is that before I started working for the
show, you guys know that I was a fan of the show.
So I had been to
I think one or two events before
I started working for you guys and I had met to, I think, one or two events before I started working for you guys.
And I had met Brett, Randy, and Menace all individually.
I do not remember me neither.
I don't remember.
That's fine.
Randy, I met you when you were completely drunk.
I'm not surprised you don't remember.
I can't wait to hear this.
Hold on.
But the point is that all three of you guys were nothing but super chill.
You all took enough time to talk to me, and you guys were just super relaxed.
I mean, I've never had any problem as far as big timing with you guys
or anybody else from the show before I started working for you guys.
Sorry, Eric.
I didn't know you before that.
Oh, wow.
He's got to cover all the faces.
The wind is blowing all directions right now.
Wait, so how was Randy when he was drunk, though?
So you said he was drunk.
How drunk was he?
He was talking at me,
and he was talking at me
because he was kind of shouting,
and he was also leaning a little to the right.
I thought he might fall out.
What event was this?
He was good.
This was, I think he might fall out. What event was this? He was good. This was I think Christmas Party
2018.
Oh, no.
This is when I
got listeners to give me a ride home and I bought them
McDonald's in them. Yes.
They were like, hey, man, we're going
out to the valley. I'm like, I live out in the
valley. Let's go. Yeah, let's go. It was so funny
because we're in the car on the 5 freeway and the dude
driving it. I'm like, we're going kind of slow and the guy's like yeah i've
never driven stick i wasn't supposed to be driving tonight oh wow driving got drunk and i'm like okay
sick sweet and so we got to the mcdonald's here the station here you know there's like a little
hill i had to push the car up of course yeah because he couldn't figure it out so i bought
it from mcdonald's and then i made them uh park like one house before my house and i walked up
to the front door and i was like all right see you guys and they left so like one house before my house, and I walked into the front door, and I was like, all right, see you guys,
and they left, and I ran around to my house.
I think the funny thing about this is, too, is at the time,
I was looking to get into the radio industry.
Specifically, I had just barely gotten my foot into iHeart.
I think I had been there for about a couple months at that point,
and I was working on the fourth floor, and I had these little, I should probably get back on this.
I had these little business cards made up that had like my name,
my email, and all that stuff on it, right?
And I was originally looking for Woody because I just wanted to introduce myself, right?
I couldn't find him.
I couldn't find Menace either.
And it was towards the end where everyone was leaving, and I found Randy.
I gave Randy my card.
I don't think he ever gave it to me.
It was the way he did.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I've never heard from him again.
He's in a nap bag?
I had the McDonald's later that night.
Yeah, my last-ditch effort.
Wait, but weren't you on the fourth floor?
I actually remember that year.
So when you let everybody disappear,
it was me and Seabass on the balcony, and that was it.
But it does make sense that Tyler has such a hustle with the business cards,
and that's why he's embroidering the hats now.
Now he doesn't have to waste business cards.
He's a walking advertisement.
Oh, that's genius.
What do you say?
I was just watching this thing about marketing the other day,
and Tyler's doing the thing that they suggested.
You build your own hype.
You get out there.
You build your own hype. I'm out there. You build your own hype.
I'm heavy T.
You got to have that mindset.
I'm just saying one day I'm going to work up on this floor.
Here's my card.
That's part.
That was so funny, though, because before Tyler got hired,
all I knew about him was that he worked at NBC
and that he posted a picture of our floor saying,
one day I'm going to work up here.
So then when I found out he was going to report up.
He's putting it out there, dude.
I'm all about it.
I was like, who is this guy? And then we met Tyler. I'm like, oh, okay. And he's throwing his debit card at you saying, one day I'm going to work up here. So then when I found out he was going to report up. He's putting it out there, dude. I'm all about it. I was like, who is this guy?
And then we met Tyler.
I'm like, oh, okay.
And he's throwing his debit card at you saying,
go get me a milk or something.
Yeah, I know.
Hey, get me some water.
I'm like, all right, man.
It's called a vision board, guys.
I'm telling you.
It works.
It definitely works.
I said to myself when I was working in radio in San Francisco
that I'm going to work in LA radio one day,
and I had no idea how I'd do it, and then I just kept on putting it out there that I
would be in LA one day.
Cool.
That's what happened.
I'm going to work on Star Wars one day, guys.
I'm going to work on Star Wars.
Something in Star Wars.
Somebody make this freaking happen.
I want to work on Star Wars.
All right.
That's good.
You got to put it out there.
I'm not knocking it.
I'm telling you.
It absolutely works.
Star Wars.
All right.
Speaking about movies,
who's excited? Mortal Kombat
tomorrow. Oh, tomorrow.
I didn't realize it was
tomorrow. Oh my god. HBO Max and
in the theaters. Hell yeah. Are we sure it's
tomorrow? I thought it was 23rd.
I thought it was tomorrow. I think it might be
next week, dude. Oh, there's controversy.
Is it tomorrow? I think it was the 23rd.
I could have looked it up when I was 20.
For some reason,
the 23rd's sticking out
in my head.
It is?
Yeah, 23rd.
23rd.
Oh, my God.
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Did you see the leaked footage?
Yes.
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kill shot or whatever the fatality yeah i watched it i'm like that's a little much a little much
i'm down for it though that's cool we've never seen in a movie the character
kung lao who's been in it since mortal kombat 2 we've never seen his hat trick fatality in a movie
whatsoever and to see the gore yeah as it slices pretty awesome sorry to get you guys excited i
really thought it was because they're still releasing images like uh they just released
a bunch of images of cabal who's in mortal komb combat 3 first time he's in a movie looks freaking dope i think i saw a noob cybot
and it's a sub-zero and scorpion what's really great about this movie too is because it was
essentially made for to be this gory this is going to open up the door for more big time
pictures to go you know and push this much more i'm different now guys go i'm not gonna lie because
because i love the games i love the fatalities and all the cool things
I played them all
but like
I don't like a lot of
horror movies
because of the
over top goriness
and I know that's
what there's gonna be
a ton of it
I'm gonna watch it
obviously
but there's definitely
gonna be spots
where I'm like
alright
you're gonna pull
the covers up
that's a little much
this isn't Disney
there are some
horror movies
that like
they're not even scary
they're just gory
for the sake of being gory
I don't like that stuff that's my hang up on a lot of horror movies that, like, they're not even scary. They're just gory for the sake of being gory.
I don't like that stuff.
That's my hang-up on a lot of horror movies.
But this kind of just makes sense, though.
It's Mortal Kombat.
It's like, dude, I don't need to see someone's throat slashed and, you know, spewing blood.
And then I see somebody literally cut in half like a table saw for Mortal Kombat. I totally hear what you're saying because I don't really like scary movies at all.
But for some reason, this is different to is different yeah well it's a video game yeah you know it's just like watching resident
evil and seeing the goriness there or super bad b movies like like army of darkness right you know
with bruce campbell and the pure amount of gore that comes out and it's food coloring blood and
you're like okay i could get with this because it's cartoony the mortal kombat stuff while it
is gory it's like a hat could never do that to someone. So it's like, oh yeah, I'm with it.
It's not the movie Saw. I've seen all
the fatalities on the video game, and
now that we've seen them, because obviously the video games
have come out with the newer consoles, the
fatalities are more high-def. I think
in a weird way, that kind of prepared
me for what I saw in that sneak footage.
Oh yeah, that prepared you. So I'm ironically
okay with it, whereas
I'm not a big gory guy i can't
do movies like saw or other movies that just go way over i get queasy watching final destination
like i can't do any of that stuff this i think the video game actually prepared me a little bit
it's like okay i've actually seen this before i'm sure i'll be okay watching it yeah there's
definitely parts where i'm like all right okay we do we really need to you know go that far but i
mean it's mortal kombat obviously we need well i have something that's gonna get heavy t
excited you have the new fast and furious yes yes yes have you seen the new trailer yet yeah
it's ridiculous awesome it's kind of insane but it's cool and you know what at this point i know
that fast and furious is just gonna go
all out so let's just do it let's go are they racing on the moon yet
hold on let me pull up a quote that the director said that i sent to tyler that i thought was
absolutely ridiculous um i saw the trailer i'm excited i see it the same way as godzilla where
it's like it's just dudes just driving yeah. It's obviously not realistic at all. Not to be taken seriously.
I know. Just guys being dudes, man.
But, yeah. It's Fast and Furious,
Eric. Check this out. The director
for Fast and Furious,
Justin Lin, says he won't rule out a
Jurassic World crossover. Yes!
He said, never say never.
Part of our philosophy is not
to ever be boxed in or labeled,
which I love.
Dude, it kind of makes sense.
I am so down for it.
It kind of makes sense.
And you have to remember, it all comes down to what Fast and Furious is really about.
Yep.
Family.
Family and dinosaurs.
Because if you go to Universal Studios, they're pretty much right next to each other.
The Jurassic Park, when you go through the studio tour the jurassic park stuff and fast
and furious how do you beat all these jurassic animals dinosaurs fast cars vin diesel the rock
and john cena speaking of john cena that's see i have something i've watched like the last four
he gave you this one did you see what Vin Diesel said recently?
No.
Vin Diesel said, and I swear to this, he said this.
Vin Diesel says the day John Cena visited him while meditating in his dom shrine,
he felt Paul Walker had sent him there.
Yes!
Yo, yo, get all of this
in a syringe
and pump it into my veins.
Let's go!
You think Vin Diesel just had shrines
of every character he's ever played in?
He's got a Dom shrine in his house.
Here's another thing.
Where's the pitch black shrine?
I didn't realize that the Rock wasn't in this one.
I thought they just, like, delayed it because he had that spinoff movie.
He splintered off into the spinoff world now.
So now he's Hobbs and Shaw.
Yeah, but then I thought he was going to come back and see this universe.
Well, they will because they're family eventually.
Fast and the Furious multiverse.
I just didn't realize he wasn't in this one and John Cena's jumping in.
Well, all this...
Most likely what will happen is...
They had some muscle to fill.
They had a hole, you know?
So they're like, okay, he has really big arms.
Okay, we can't get The Rock.
Let's get the second tier down.
John Cena.
There we go.
At the end of this movie, I'm sure we'll get a hint of Hobbs and Schaub.
They need help or something.
And I'm like, guys, we got to go save them from dinosaurs on the moon.
It's about family.
Let's go to the moon.
Get the dinosaurs.
Bring John Cena.
There was a scene.
There was a scene that stands out to me.
Probably the last Fast and Furious I watched.
I think it was Jason Statham.
And it might have been at that time Vin Diesel.
And they're playing chicken in their souped up muscle cars.
And they full on crash.
Boom.
Head on.
Head on.
Boom.
Fly out.
Fast and Furious 7, baby.
Fly out the window.
Big ass accident.
They get up, stand up, and dust glass off their shoulders like
they just went they're super 90 miles an hour head-on collision into each other because they're
both badass none of them play chicken and they get out of their car and just it sounds awesome
off the shoulder like all right we're good let's fight now this sounds it's just guys being dudes
man this sounds like a movie made by guys for dudes.
Like, literally, they're like, you know what would be crazy if we had this
and this and this and this and this? I can't wait until
I see John Cena punch a dinosaur
in the face.
These dudes were stealing DVD
players to start the series, and
now they're racing freaking velociraptors
with cars with lights on the bottom.
And now the cars are rockets. Go to the moon!
I think it was after Tokyo Drift. That's when the rock came in. They were like, in Brazil. I'm like, oh,. Go to the moon. I think it was after Tokyo Drift.
That's when The Rock came in.
They were like in Brazil.
I'm like, oh, this is kind of intense.
And then it just kept getting crazier and crazier and crazier.
The Rock came in Fast and Furious 5.
Thank you.
There wasn't a movie in between.
Know your history, bro.
Idiot.
Yeah.
Oh, I forgot.
Don't ask.
He spent like a hundred bucks on like the DVD set.
I have all of them on Blu-ray.
I've never watched Tokyo Drift and any of these new ones.
Well, it sounds like we're going to be enjoying some movies
in the upcoming weeks.
You guys want some food news?
Hell yes.
Well, I'm going to start off with some sad food news.
Oh no.
Air horn retract.
I know.
The U.S. is facing a boba shortage
and it could last months.
No!
Now, I haven't had boba in many years,
so this doesn't really affect me,
but I am having trouble finding my Rise Nitro cold brew coffee
and that sucks.
Moving on to...
Are you okay?
Moving on to better news.
Have you been building this up?
I feel like there's a lot of, like, you almost cried.
Like, where's this coffee at that you can't get it?
Pretty much everywhere, and I can't even order it directly from them.
It's not even available.
Are you breaking down?
Because first Red Bull, now this?
I know.
It sucks.
All right, moving on to better news.
Wake up, America.
Arizona Iced Tea is launching its own sparkling water so not a seltzer like because we
have seltzer news like every single week but they're gonna come out with their own sparkling
water you know that i'm addicted to bubbly i talk about bubbly sparkling water all the time i love
it but they're sparkling waters that are gonna have lemon flavor, pink flavor, grapefruit, raspberry lime,
orange mango, and Arnold Palmer.
And I'll tell you this, I do love me some Arizona iced tea.
A dollar for that big-ass can?
Everybody had their Arizona iced tea phase, right? Hell yeah.
Where that's just what you bought whenever you went somewhere.
Oh, dude, when you're broke AF, you stack those things up all day.
What was crazy was after middle school, because in middle school,
that's when everyone was drinking the green teas.
You're like, wait a second.
There's like 12 other flavors.
Why have we not tried any of the other ones?
And I went through a long kick for a good minute.
You're going to love this.
Disneyland's Avengers Campus opens in June.
Hell yeah.
And they have a bunch of food creations
that you can check out.
I don't know if you saw the promo photo for it,
but they have a chicken sandwich
that's the size of like four
chicken sandwiches. Damn.
I'm all in on that. But check this out, Bort.
You're going to love this. Yeah?
They will have your stupid
what is it? What's it made by?
Impossible food stuff there.
Hell yeah!
What's your crap part right now?
Screw you, it's good, damn it!
So they'll have some options there for you. Damn right! Your recycled soy beef. Yeah, you'll love the bar right now. Screw you. It's good, damn it. So they'll have some options there for you.
Damn right.
Recycled soy beef.
Yeah, you'll love the...
Damn right.
I mean, you're all about the Avengers.
And fun fact,
if you guys want, you know,
vegetarian-style food,
you can go to almost any restaurant in Disneyland
and they have some form of option.
That is a fun fact
because I had no idea
they have options everywhere.
Yep.
Because I'd probably overlook them.
I've never asked you.
Hater. Anybody know anybody trying to get tickets this morning because didn't they go on sale?
I don't know when they were going on sale.
I was checking all morning. I saw people tweeting
about it but I didn't see anybody
personally trying to get them. I'm sure it sold out
in two seconds.
I'm checking Twitter right now. Because you know SoCal
residents are like, yo. 25% capacity
is like empty. I know.
And then it's only locals, so you don't have to deal with the tourists.
Yeah.
Yo, so I got some local food news.
All right.
Houston food news.
You guys probably saw this on my Twitter.
I got into a beef with a bunch of people saying that In-N-Out is basically way better than
Whataburger, right?
Okay.
So someone hit me up on a DM and they said, hey, try these things over at Whataburger.
So over the weekend, I went ahead and I tried them out and I can confirm the patty melt
from Whataburger.
It's fire.
It is great.
Oh, yeah.
The Buffalo Ranch chicken tender sandwich fire.
It is so good.
I was like, okay, I can get behind this and this may be the best
thing. The Dr. Pepper shake. Oh, it was so good. Oh my goodness. This thing was delicious. Did you
down this on one sitting? I did not down it once. He's lying. You just shaved the breakfast and
lunch. He totally did. Hey, do you think Tyler will be able to bring us some of those shakes?
You know, since he still owes us the Dr. Pepper cake.
Dude, you're just going to hop in your car right now and bring them to us, right?
Yeah.
I'll see what I can do.
Look, you owe us a cake.
Bring it.
True.
Oh, speaking about a burger spot, Shake Shack said they're adding avocado nationwide, so
you can put avocado on your burgers and your chicken sandwich.
I love adding avocado on burgers.
Some people are not into it.
It's so good. It's like, I don't know. It's like butter. It love adding avocado on burgers. Some people are not into it. It's so good.
It's like, I don't know.
It's like butter.
It makes it the ultimate burger, no matter what it is.
It's delicious.
So good.
Don't care how much it costs.
Just do it.
And the last piece of food news.
In our studio right here where we record our podcast,
it's pretty much snack heaven now.
Oh, yeah.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
I think that we need to make like a rack
or a little bodega because
I'm telling you listeners, you probably think
that I'm being hyperbolic, but
there's nowhere to move in here because it's just
non-stop snacks. Now, Randy, can you
read off some of the stuff that we have in these
boxes here? Boxes,
by the way, plural.
So each box...
Oh, you guys good over there?
Yeah, each box has like what?
How many items?
Like 30 to 60 packs, depending on what it is.
This says 60 packs of two-pack cookies.
That's 120 cookies.
Grandma cookies.
Oh, yeah, grandma.
We've got granola bars, but they're not like the healthy granola bars.
They're like the borderline. You think it's healthy, but they're not like the healthy granola bars. They're like the borderline.
You think it's healthy, but it's not healthy.
This right here is the Krispy Kreme Wafer Bars Peanut Butter Chocolate from Nature Valley.
Oh, yeah.
Super good.
And this is just the first box.
We got another box.
Move the cardboard box and get the tub underneath the table.
I know.
Eric, toss me a grandma cookie.
Anything that isn't peanut butter.
It's just under the desk.
I think it's important to also mention.
You got to read off the counts.
Yeah, of course.
Okay, I'll go. Jesus, this box got torn apart.
It is the Nutella breadsticks.
It's a 16-pack. We got two of them.
Then we've got, oh, we've got these.
These are a sleeper. I actually like these.
Sabritas, 30
bags of a peanut mix.
So it's 6, 6, 6, and 12.
We got some kind granola minis. These it's 6, 6, 6, and 12. We got some Kind
granola minis.
These are 90 calories, 32 bars.
I think we have two of them.
I love those.
These are bigger ones. These are the Thins, 20 bars.
Then we got another box
of the Oreos and
cookies assortments. 60 packs, 2 cookies
per pack.
Then we got this big boy, which is a fun mix comprised of Cheez-Its Pringles,
Crispy's, Rush Crispy's, and Famous Amos' 38 snacks.
So as you can tell, we got lots of snacks, snacks on snacks.
Yeah, I can't even see Randy now because he's halfway covered of all boxes.
You're missing one.
I know.
I was going to say, it's important to mention, though,
we have already finished some things.
Like we had a big-ass box of Doritos.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
We murdered that.
I don't know what else we finished, but we have this box, which is by far the biggest
one out of everything we've gotten.
Okay.
I'm listening.
Probably our most beloved, too.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
I like that one.
We have here a box of Knott's Berry Farm strawberry shortbread premium bite-sized cookies.
Oh, God.
And, dude, we've, like, torn through this.
And look how many we still have left.
Oh, my God.
We still have so many.
So that's what I'm saying.
We should have, like, a rack system.
Well, because we work with vultures, man.
They're going to take them.
Yeah.
We don't trust anybody else.
Well, who's going to take them?
The seagulls in the other room.
No.
No.
Hey, man.
What do we get?
Oh, yeah.
You know.
I think, man.
Yeah.
You know.
Oh, hey.
So nice to see you guys for five seconds.
We never come in here and talk to you, but oh, what's this?
Who do you think in the other room would take it the most?
Cameron for sure would take some.
Fickness.
Yeah.
Seabass might dabble in some.
Seabass will really grab the sweet stuff.
Seabass will come in.
He'll see this, and he'll be like, oh, let me look at it.
Okay.
There was about a year and a half ago that we had like our first initial
tub of all this stuff right oh yes the ho-ho incident right exactly and what happened greg
never came in here started coming in every day sea bass never talks us came in every day fake
news started coming in multiple times today which that should be a crime that even steps in here
that much and dude the snacks were gone like a couple days so you guys are you want a hoard i think the
price of storage would have to be if someone wants to get something they have to say something nice
about it okay what about a locker system a lot where it's a locker and then you opened it during
work hours yeah and then close i mean you can keep it closed i mean we do that because i'm
just saying like there's just multiple boxes everywhere you can't move okay i have an idea
we go with the locker system yeah however if anyone that it works in the other studio Because I'm just saying, like, there's just multiple boxes everywhere. You can't move. Okay, I have an idea.
We go with the locker system.
Yeah.
However, if anyone that works in the other studio, besides Menace and Woody, come in here, they need to buy a token system.
So they need to pay us to get the snacks so we can buy more snacks.
If they're nice to us, we'll give them, like, little tickets.
I mean, this is a dumb amount of snacks, guys.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, if they were nice to you that day, they'd get a ticket. That's my thing. Like, that's my thing. Like, why don't you just, you know, dumb amount of snacks, guys. I'm not going to lie. If they were nice to you that day, they'd get a ticket.
That's my thing.
That's my thing.
Like, why don't you just, you know, hey.
How about, hey, Brett, you're doing a great job.
Eric, looking good today.
Hey, Randy.
Good morning.
And then here's a ticket.
Hey, here's a food ticket.
Here's a ticket.
Let's make this more simple.
If you don't crap on Randy today, you get a ticket.
And guess what?
If you're annoying, eh, ticket price just went up.
Remember how you could afford a bag of not shortbreads?
Well, now you can only afford a bag of peanuts. the caliente peanuts all right well i like this system i'm
gonna look into a locker system because we gotta clean it up a little bit yeah i want to shout out
a bunch of soundcloud listeners and not the hater that's going after er once again. What up, homie? Keep it coming. But shout out to Rainbow Monkey,
who is our number one SoundCloud listener.
Also, Tony Rodriguez, Javier, Angel, Stephanie,
also are some of our top cities, Los Angeles,
obviously Anaheim, Chicago, Fontana, Chino Hills,
San Francisco, San Diego, Hayward, California,
Las Vegas, and so many more to mention plus countries like uk australia japan and canada indonesia and mexico can you believe
that people in all these areas somewhere in indonesia they're listening to this podcast
and they're like you know what a bunch of fat asses. You know, I just had a thought, you know, if this podcast is named after menace called
what's new with menace and it's in all these countries, what's new podcast with menace?
Does that make menace Mr. Worldwide?
All right, Tyler.
Okay.
All right.
Anyways.
Lots of listeners. Anyways. Tyler. Okay. All right. Anyways. Super cool. That's awesome.
Lots of listeners all over the world.
Dale.
I mentioned Japan and Canada, right?
So shout out to them as well.
Shout out to all those people.
Thank you so much for listening.
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And come hang out.
Again, Morongo Casino.
It's happening May 8th, 2 to 3 p.m.
And then Las Vegas, Nevada, June 5th.
More details to come on that.
But make sure you hang out.
You can meet Heavy T, guys.
The tough part is it's going to be really hard to find him
because it's not like he says anything on there that says Heavy T.
Is that him?
Oh, no.
Wait for his head.
Oh, yeah.
It's on his head.
I'm going to have to work on my signature man
just wait until he gets the tattoos on his arm that say heavy and t on that'd be so dope right
i thought about getting it on my knuckles wait oh yes you better hope it works out for you man
dude i've already paid for a really crappy tattoo that you got i'm willing to pay for more
i'm not gonna lie a lot of people at lids have come
through and said like yo i really like your tattoo and i was like oh thank you do they have
brain damage uh i can neither confirm no that'd be dope middle-aged people working at the mall
saying hey man nice tattoos crazy dude that's legit you still gotta fix it man go half sleeve
yeah half sleeve it looks legit i'm not even joking it would look dope yeah because right now he looks like a it looks random yeah he looks like a desk
in a middle school if you were just scribbled like you know like the suit the scooby-doo logo
and a bunch of crap on it for new listeners he has a slice of pizza on his forearm that's very
very visible that's playing an xbox some other quick news though before we go um if you're gonna
be hanging out with us obviously we're're going to be around casinos.
But there's always the lottery.
And I was just reading these lottery wins.
And in North Carolina, a man unexpectedly won $200,000 because he was waiting for a prescription and decided,
you know what, I'm just going to buy a scratcher.
And he won $200,000.
So shout out to that man there.
Also, this other lady in Maryland,
she went to go buy a ticket,
and she went to a vending machine, and she said she just closed her eyes
and then went forward, and whatever button she hit, she clicked on it,
and she won $100,000.
You don't screw about those people.
You could buy the state of Maryland with $100,000.
That's crazy.
I want to win lots of money on a lottery ticket.
We could buy Tyler and sell him for $100,000.
Twice. Crazy scenario. What if Tyler
like after all this ridicule wins a lot
of money at the casino and he's like just acts like he forgot
about it. You know, like he just
wins like a boatload of money. He's got like a 500
K pants and he's like, hey guys,
I've said it before. What's your name podcast?
Like if I if
the whole radio thing does work out and I make a
big, I would love to have Eric on my staff Brett
I'd love to have you on my staff menace. I'll always
come back to you Randy. You're gone
tragic with all this money. I'm telling you
remember it's gonna be tragic once he has all
this money is bigger empire that he dies on air
millions of dollars. You could call me whatever
you want for a million bucks. Yeah, I did
man. Thank you my friend. I really
appreciate it. Also, man. Thank you, my friend. I really appreciate it.
Also, real quick.
I said that I found a bunch of Pokemon cards and I'm going to put them up online.
So I had my family put together an eBay account
and how to get to the eBay account.
I came up with a random domain name
and you can go to it right now.
And it's called stashgoat.com.
Just go to stashgoat.com and they'll take you
to the ebay page to go there also i have been keeping track of eric's mom's posh mart account
and we're almost at 2000 baby yeah that's what's up 2000 followers following is that what they're
called following yeah followers yeah she loves whatever it is that's maybe buy a blanket or two
i don't know she sells some other random stuff too i'm telling you get the blankets she she loves making
them she acts like so it's like you know it's like therapeutic in a lot of ways she loves seeing the
followers share it she's always like oh you know followers and people share and they've shared and
then she's i can't wait till she cracks 2000 because when we started you know we were at the
bottom now we have to tell you i think i've said she was like she was like 900 something yeah so go to blankets by tracy.com and yeah tracy spelled e y t r a c e y
my mom has been giving gifts as blankets i know menace has gotten two um i got two i got top
yeah so like uh she's been giving gifts as blankets for years dude i i seriously it was
got a point where i was like wondering if people were getting pissed that we kept no dude but um but yeah and she makes them
like you know she loves them they're super warm i've never been cold in my mom's house just because
she always has fleece laying around it's legit also i was surprised the other day i was sitting
here in the studio and then ravey pops in and asked port like hey bort hey, Bort, I need Shastakola to make some things for me.
And what was her order?
Yeah, so she wants a tarot bag
for her brand new Golden Girls tarot card deck.
Yeah!
And I asked her, well, what kind of design do you want?
We got tons of designs on stock right now.
And she's like, well, I need one that'll fit this deck.
So not only do we do a standard designs different patterns that we
already have in stock we are actually i haven't told rave yet we went and bought custom fabric
to match her golden girls no and we're also making her a tarot card mat so once you take it out of
the you know the bag out the deck you have to spread them out so you can do a reading on yourself
or whoever you put them on the mat so they're not over the table or over on the floor and that way
it also like matches everything it has like different you know keeps the energy there and
everything so tarot cards the tarot mats that's dope and you can get to that how you either go
to shasta jeans boutique with two o's shasta jeans boutique.com or you can go to at skywarp
scene at the broadcast at sh333, any of those
on Instagram and click the link in the bio
and it'll take you right there in the link tree.
That's legit. Boutique, like boo.
Exactly, like boo. Like it's scary.
Like a ghost, like boo. Yeah, exactly.
Tarot, ghost, get it? Alright, well also make sure
you listen to TheBordCast.
Just go to TheBordCast.com.
That's TheBordCast.com. Anything
going on on TheBordCast? I know we talked about it on the Woodycast.com. That's theboardcast.com. Anything going on on the boardcast?
I know we talked about it on the Woody show.
A lot of UFO footage is popping around,
and the government has confirmed that it is UFO footage.
So I'm sure you'll be talking about that.
Yep, yep.
We will definitely be talking about it on the next episode.
We'll have tons of UFO talk, more paranormal news.
Nice.
I do have to give my thoughts on wrestlemania weekend with
wrestlemania uh nxt takeover everything that's going on in 80 aew with their uh with their
crossovers with impact wrestling new japan pro wrestling everything all craziness that's going
on will be on the next episode of the broadcast yeah i'm gonna do a quick comment we don't have
to elaborate on it but my t TikTok was flooded with WWE content.
I guess they were just like pushing on people during, you know, WrestleMania.
Yeah.
And some of the, I don't know, behind the stage footage was pretty weak.
Like you could see like the swings were five feet away.
And I go, guys, you pre-recorded this footage.
It wasn't live.
You could have like re-edited that where the swing looked like it connected a little bit better i don't know it was pretty bad well actually for wrestlemania
this year it wasn't pre-taped right as opposed to last year but i'm saying the content that ended
up on tiktok oh yeah like you're like okay that swing obviously did not connect it was pretty bad
maybe i shouldn't upload that well see wwe is doing a horrible job because there's so many things
happening and there's not really too many people
that are in control. There's one guy in control. He tells
everybody what to do and there's not really much moderation
happening. I don't know if you heard about this. There's
a little controversy that's happening in wrestling right
now. Every time someone does
a kick, like a sidekick, they slap their
thigh to make the noise.
That happens, right? It's a wrestling trick.
There's now a sign backstage that says if you slap your thigh you will be fined and apparently that also leaked
on their tiktok it went everywhere and they can't take it down because everybody copied it how the
sausage is made what are we doing yeah what is happening i mean if you even talk about that
they're not even checking themselves for their even notes on the wall of what they're not supposed
to do to be honest i didn't know wrestlemania was happening until like hours into the event
really i had no clue tyler sent something and i'm even i'm even more mad that i knew it was
happening because uh that stupid paul dude ended up there and yeah he sent me like a screen i don't
know it was a joke about something and i was like what is this from and i was like oh crap
wrestlemania is going on i had no idea. It was not on my radar. And usually, WrestleMania, Royal Rumble, SummerSlam, big ones,
I'm at least aware that they're coming up.
Because it's just signage, ads, some kind of storyline split into my Twitter.
But I had zero idea that it was going on.
Well, see, this is the problem with what they've done with WrestleMania now.
Instead of WrestleMania being the event of the weekend,
the one night of the weekend,
not only did they take WrestleMania
and split it up over two nights,
shorter pay-per-views on two nights,
you also had their NXT TakeOver,
which is their farm system brand, right?
They had their pay-per-view over two nights as well.
So you have all this wrestling
spread over four days.
It's over...
Saturated.
Thank you.
It used to be like one big main event yeah
like must tune in for that hit after hit not all right here's a couple hits uh the rest kind of
sucks let's tune in tomorrow and then you're basically kind of fill time and yeah all right
well i'm sure you'll talk more about that at the broadcast.com make sure you listen to nerd now
with ravey randy and cameron just go to nerdnowpodcast.com.
That's nerdnowpodcast.com.
They put out two podcasts a week.
That's way more work than we can handle here just on our one-day-a-week podcast.
Oh, yeah.
Also, make sure you listen to Tailgater Sports with Eric, Randy again, and Tyler.
Just go to tailgatersports.com.
Just go to tailgatersports.com.
Make sure you
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listen to our buddy Joe Coy just go to joecoy.com that's joecoy.com he's getting out there again
and doing stand-up comedy right now though he's shooting a movie he is in Canada on lockdown
because you know if you enter the country, you have to sit
around for a couple of weeks.
So I think I'm going to be doing like an Instagram live with him pretty soon and talking
about his new book, Mixed Plate.
Just go to his website and order right now or get it on Amazon.
I'm also listening to it on Audible.
You can get all that information.
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Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave?
I'm still kind of in awe at how many snacks are beside me.
Since we brought them out, I've now been standing.
I like to sit.
I like to sit when we record sometimes.
And the boxes are taking up my chair, Randy's chair, my desk, his desk. I'm going to post
a photo right now on
our page at What's New Pod
on Instagram. And this is
a month
into a snack drop we had before.
Yep. And that was
a month into my snack drop.
We have so many damn snacks.
Alright, eat up. Come on. Do it.
Come on. We have to.
Tyler, do you have anything to say? just like we have so many damn snacks all right eat up snacks come on do it come on we have to tyler the other thing you say i wish i had some of the snacks number one not gonna lie i mean yeah well yeah let's be our heavy number two uh shut up randy i want to waste okay all right
anyways number two uh want to give a shout out to a movie trailer I saw over the past couple days.
I know Randy saw this trailer too because he also posted about it on Twitter.
But the trailer for Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead has been released.
I'm not going to lie.
I've seen this trailer about 20 times.
If you don't know what it's about, it's pretty much about zombies in Vegas.
And it looks absolutely awesome. And from a little snippet I read on Instagram,
Zack Schneider has basically come out and said that
Netflix didn't hold him back from what he wanted to make,
and he was able to make this movie the way he wanted it to make.
I am so psyched for this movie.
Was it five hours long?
I don't know if it's going to be five hours long.
I'm fine with that because you know why?
There is a freaking zombie tiger
in the movie. No, I could
not be more psyched out for that. I mean, it's
they stole from Dead Rising to
stop it. It's
another version of like the whole like
just craziness going out any way with
Dave Batiste as the main character, you know, just
going to be like like a man. Let's lift
some weights and let's go punch some zombies. Hell yeah. I'm trying to
turn into a zombie when we're in Vegas in June, man.
Yeah, let's do it. America's going to be
there for like a live, just sort of like a
interaction. Patient zero, man.
For real. Alright, Bort, you have anything
to say? Yeah, update on Disneyland.
People have been in line in the queue for
four hours and are still waiting
to get tickets. Oh my god.
Some people have gotten tickets.
And speaking, since we just mentioned WrestleMania,
I forgot, today is spring cleaning day for WWE.
They just released 10 wrestlers.
I was going to say, people are getting fired.
Anyone notable?
Anyone notable?
Anybody we know?
Samoa Joe, Mickie James, Kalisto, Bo Dallas.
Mickie James, no.
I mean, sucks, man, because WrestleMania, they make all this money, and then right afterwards, let's cut some people. Damn. That Dallas. No. I mean, sucks, man, because, you know, WrestleMania, they make all this money,
and then right afterwards, let's cut some people.
Yeah.
That sucks.
Yeah.
Go follow them on social media.
Support them in any shows.
Randy, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Thank you for the snacks,
and if you wish to add to our snack collection,
3400 West Olive Avenue.
Don't.
We don't need any more.
Suite number 550.
No.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We don't need any more.
No. Yes, we know. Just say, thanks. Suite number 550. No. Thank you. Thank you. We don't need anymore. No.
Yes, we know.
Just say thanks, Leon, for the snacks.
Thank you, Leon.
And anyone who's maybe thinking about sending us not shortbread cookie boxes, thank you.
3400 West Olive Avenue.
We'll see you next week.
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