What's New Podcast - Need to lose weight, New events, Food News, Random Ladies and more!

Episode Date: March 25, 2022

On this episode talk Needing to lose weight, New events, Food News, Random Ladies and more!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I'm Menace, I'm joined by Bortz, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric. What's up? And joining us from Houston, Texas, live would be Tyler,

a.k.a. Heavy T from the Sean Salisbury Show, a morning sports radio show. And here to announce, finally, Julianne from the Booker and Striker Show on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles. The cat is out of the bag. Yes, it is. You're helping behind the scenes. The Booker and Stryker show.

Yes, I'm a producer. The Afternoon Show. That's awesome, right? Being back at Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles. Talk about full circle, right? Crazy. Yes. When I was asked to come back, I was just so excited because the person who had to,

unfortunately, lay me off was the same person who asked me to come back. I was just so excited because the person who had to unfortunately lay me off was the same person who asked me to come back. So that was just a great moment. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah. I've been hired and fired by the same person three times. So I know how that goes. Well, luckily I wasn't fired, but you know. Yeah. But that's cool to have you back. look at you and tyler back at iheart radio everybody's all together so yeah it's uh it's very exciting uh tyler did not join us last week he had to do some extra work and randy filled in so it was nice to catch up with randy but tyler i don't know if you heard the episode randy was talking a little smack on you and i wanted to

see how you felt about that he said that your your move to Houston was actually a downgrade compared to everybody else. What is your thoughts on that? How is that in any way a downgrade? I didn't think so. We all had your back, right? Yeah, we did. Yeah, I heard it. You guys all had my back.

I was a board op back when I was with you guys. I wanted more responsibility, and I got it over here. I have the producer title. I wear more hats. I have a show that i co-host on the weekend also i moved out of my house first and i did you that's my point you don't live in a quarter of a bedroom anymore man yeah exactly i have more space than i know what to do with even in an apartment i'm just not used to having my own place so how is any of this a down it's not please it's not at all it's not tyler don't forget you got your own weekend

show too yeah he said that oh you did yeah yeah it's kind of too down at his disposal no he doesn't out here i'm living the bachelor life, dude. We've done enough. Jesus Christ. Let's move along. Shall we? Okay. Gross milk mamas.

Poor Tyler. He's back for three minutes. He's getting cramped up. I just want to know that we all had your back. We didn't think it was a downgrade at all. I think it was a major upgrade. Just real quick, there is a major giveaway right now at What's New Pod on Instagram. That's at What's New Pod on Instagram, the Paley Fest. Now, if you don't

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Instagram and Paley fest is just coming up next week. So if you want in on that, make sure you go to our Instagram at what's new pod. Also on my Instagram at menace, M E N A C E. Eric went with me. We went to go to the Dodger clubhouse. Now there's a bunch of locations everywhere, but we went to the one at city walk Dodgers gear everywhere.

And I'm doing an Instagram giveaway with a Dodgers clubhouse. So just go to at menace on Instagram and you can check it out there at menace M E N A C E. So when Eric and I were there, we brought up Tyler because you know,ler works part-time at lids and they were talking to us about stitching and we go oh we know a guy who works at liz who claims that he is an excellent stitcher and what happened eric she called him a bitch and said the machine does half of the work yeah okay yeah i have a friend who used to work for embroidery uh company and embroidery and i would never see her hand stitch anything. It would go through the damn machine.

So what are you doing, Tyler? That's so hands on. I'm rehanding it with like an old abuelita in the back. I know. We want to go back and have your back and say, well, Tyler said. I just do my thing. I don't pay attention to the haters. Tyler, are you cutting the little strings off the hats that get left over?

Is that your technique? Is that what you mean? I mean, that's part of it. I knew it. He does have to select which style in the computer before the machine does it. So that's something. Mr. Boss Embroiderer is now like, well, I got to re-print the colors. I got to make sure this

machine gets clean i gotta make sure everything stays in this place right exactly can't make sure can't have anything crooked out because it don't look good oh man all right well i'm gonna move on to some breaking news guys breaking news i'm fat as hell it is is. It's not good. I have had a terrible week of realizing how fat I am by video. So that sucks. By video. You don't really realize how fat you are until video. That's usually how it goes. To be honest, because you're a picture.

Yeah. Well, pictures like not 100 percent pictures all the time, because sometimes you can get caught at a nice angle and you're like, oh, I'm not that bad. But video, you cannot really hide anything. So I first noticed it with the Woody's Show After Hours Takeover video. And I go, whoa, that is not good. Given we were eating all day, all day long. That could cause some bloating.

You're out in the sun. It's hot. You're both in sweatshirts. Yeah. Not the most flattering attire. No, not really. We ate multiple tables of food and then we decided, you know what, this would be a great time to shoot some video.

You know, maybe you could have done that first. You know, maybe. And then Jokoi stopped by and I didn't know that he was bringing his camera guy Yoda, who I absolutely love. Yoda is like the best. He's the nicest guy. He's from Hawaiii so shout out to all the listeners in hawaii at star 1013 and he shot some video and then it was even worse because julianne my hair's not cut oh my beard is mad patchy which my beard was i mean it's patchy in general but it was extra patchy oh and then

he got me caught on the side angle i don't know i know the i know the video you're talking about and not only that they're looking across the room yeah they're like mics and stuff and it's just your head from like here up it's just fat neck fat head patchy beard terrible hair and i'm just like i'm not having a good week and then the topper the third part of my week of realizing how fat i am is uh one of our bosses lisa warden she was like awarded this um this award for a music person international music person of the year so i'm taking like photos of her on stage and all this kind of stuff. And then striker takes a picture of me taking photos.

And then there's another side angle. God damn, man. I'm just getting punched left and right. So I decided I got to start losing weight again. I got it. Like, you know,

I have that Peloton. I got to start hitting that Peloton, uh, every day. But the thing is like, I eat way less than I did before. And it has like zero effect. You actually might be stalling out your metabolism by eating so less.

Yeah. Maybe. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I eat significantly less. Significantly? Significantly. Significantly less.

There's a C in there you were missing. Close enough. So, you know, Woody was complaining about this too, how he put pounds back on. And I put pounds back on and I warned him. And this is where he fell off. And this is where I've fallen off many times before is when we have those vacation breaks. Because you're going hammer. You're working out every day.

And then you just do a full week of just like eating like a slob gorging just gorging non-stop and then when you come back you're like oh you know i'm still good i'm still straight so then you start less working out and then next thing you know you're just getting a bunch of photos and videos of how fat you are so i gotta get back on yeah if you're not taking in enough calories, then your body is feeding off of, of, I think that like the nutrients that it already has and that's not good.

And it won't burn it. I'll store it a little bit more. You'll start cameling. It's storing. So you need to make sure you have enough calories in your diet every single day, but eat right. Not like,

Oh, I'm going to have a hamburger because that has this many calories and i'm only gonna eat once today no tyler eat good stuff yeah yeah tyler i forgot you were here peloton bike rides dude i'm telling you that's a huge factor too because you were you're going wild every day yeah i need to get a little bit of activity dude like it'll fall off quickly it'll start and then you'll plateau but just some kind of activity is the way to go dude oh i've been going back outside just to get sunlight yeah you know that helps i was uh i was reading this thing about health and it was actually health around the penis as well dude guys we're kind of screwed because

check this out uh less light and way less sleep your penis shrinks did you know that and the heavier you are. Tyler's got a tiny weenie. Hold on. The deck is stacked against you, Tyler. Tyler's tiny weenie. I swear my penis used to be bigger. I swear.

It's almost like someone telling you he changed his sleep schedule to get more amount of sleep. Doesn't look so dumb now, does he? Dude. Apparently my junk is bigger than yours now, too. See? Michael Ween, what happened to my penis? It's gone. Where is it?

Well, why don't you do what Brett does? Brett says- Thank you. He was texting me last night and I told him, go to bed. He said, I don't sleep at night anymore. I don't sleep at night. Dog-ish. Some people like the sun, Julianne.

I want sun. That's true. I've also kind of slimmed down. I'm less bloated these days. I feel healthier, happier. King Kong ding dong. We're not staying up overnight. Why not? I don't mind the sleep schedule. I go home,

go to the gym, get my four and a half hours every day. I'm fine every day. You're also like 25. I'm 30. Whatever. You're 30 and 110 pounds. Yeah. All right.

Well, I have been making it a point, though, to actually just go outside because I feel like the only time I go outside during the week is to run errands. So it's like leaving one building to go into another building. So I'm not really actually getting air or sunlight, but even though we have the crappiest air in the country. You should go on a walk to the park and sometimes parks have those gyms attached to it. You know what I'm talking about? Those outside gyms. So maybe if you walk over to the park that has a gym you can also get some workout done there in the sun okay here's another thing and not to make excuses but i don't know about you guys but also going outside i have

super paranoia of all the random ass crime that's been happening across the country and i'm just like i'm gonna get junked. Someone's going to take my groceries. Dude, people are getting murdered in Beverly Hills. That's Beverly Hills. Yeah, but that's Beverly Hills. People are targeting there. I'm going to tell you what I tell my mom. Turn off the news, dude. Yeah, please. The world ain't that bad, trust me.

Yeah. There's random crimes. When was the last time you saw someone get murdered? When was the last time you saw someone get murdered on your street? You're streamlining everything through the news into your brain, so you're getting all warped and scared for no reason. Look, dog, you always got to protect yourself. Let me tell you, you just said...

I get that, but you got to remember the main line of the news. If it bleeds, it leads, man. They're just there for fear. Tyler learned that in his news gathering class. He also learned that for the milk mamas. Yeah, the milk mamas yeah the milk mamas damn tyler you're disgusting you're what the hell just happened all right um what else is going oh uh bort wonder con is coming up anaheim nice that's uh next week

i'm really excited about that i uh i have a small place in my heart for WonderCon because WonderCon was in San Francisco for a number of years and I would go all the time. I was actually back in San Francisco. Bort, you would love this. I was friends with like every suicide girl in San Francisco. Nice. So I would like go with them and set up their booth with them.

Where are these people now? They can still come hang out? For no reason, just for them to hang out. They seem like normal, cool people. I'm sure I can introduce you if you like. So, but it got me to thinking that Star Wars Celebration is coming up and you have tickets. You've been waiting, what, two and a half years now? Jesus Christ.

Almost Star Wars. I bought tickets like three years ago. Oh my gosh. Take my daughter with you. Well, there might be a problem with me getting into Star Wars Celebration now. Why? So when the COVID hit, the celebration was supposed to happen, right? In Anaheim.

It was going to be lit AF. It was going to be amazing. Season two of The Mandalorian was about to come out. It was going to be this huge thing, right? Yeah, yeah. And then, hey, COVID, you can either cancel your ticket and get a refund or keep it for two years. Okay? So I kept the damn ticket for two years.

Okay. Two years. And then we get an update. Here's the COVID rules for Star Wars Celebration. Five and up have to be vaccinated. Five and up? Five and up. The reason that I brought it up also, Bore, I think you're going to be okay.

I hope so. Because if New York City is relaxing everything, where Kyrie Irving of the Knicks can now finally play in his home state, New York... Everything should be way open. By then, you'll be good. It better be. But the only thing that was stressful about seeing this was that, again, WonderCon is happening in the same facility that Star Wars Celebration is.

They don't have those rules. There's tons of different festivals that are happening there's music shows happening there's indoor you know sports events are happening but the fact that they put in the rules five and up have to be vaccinated you should have seen the instagram comments it was like like if game of thrones was full of just dorks about to raid anaheim. That's what it was. They're like, what the hell? We're going to barge through the doors. No, I hope so. I think you're going to be good. The talk in the studio, this and Ramstein,

every time he would get pushed back during this whole COVID crap, he'd come in and be like, dude, Ramstein's been delayed again. I've had so many tickets for so many things before COVID hit, and they kept getting pushed back. The only two that have survived

that have been multiple reschedules is still going are Ramstein at the Coliseum and Star Wars Celebration. And look, I want to see, I want to see the cool stuff. I want to see Mandalorian season three. I want to see the sneak peek. I want to see the Bad Batch season two sneak peek.

Me too. I want to see everything with Obi-Wan. I want to see you and McGregor on stage, but I need to get in there. All right. Well, there's something that we will be getting into a couple shout outs to some upcoming events you and i will be seeing fluffy at frankinson's collectible show oh nice from 3 p.m to 9 p.m

next wednesday or this upcoming wednesday that'd be uh march 30th and he's also going to be back there april 6th but we're gonna go march 30th now i have to also going to be back there April 6th, but we're going to go March 30th. Now, I have to ask you, now, you love Frank and Sons. Yep. Right? Been multiple times. Now, I went to the website and then I looked at the flyer. The website says it's located

in the city of industry. Yes. But on the flyer, it says it's in Roland Heights. It's city of industry. The greater city of industry area. It's right on the border. Yeah. So it's city of industry the greater city right on the border yeah so it's like like legit on the border yeah it's like right off the 60 they were more on the city of industry side they were two blocks down on city of industry and then they move so they're right on the border it's right off the 60 you'll find it super easy um but right where the old sam's club used to be uh right off the 63 they're literally in a sam's

club so they used to be in an industrial factory area right and then they a sam's club moved out so they moved in and it's this giant indoor collectible trade show it's like an indoor swami there's tons of vendors they have everything you can imagine from baseball cards to funkos to uh old wrestling figures from the 80s, everything is there. Well, I think that's why Fluffy is there because he just announced a new Funko, Eric, with the Dodgers. Sold out two?

No, he sold out one and they added a Dodger Stadium night, right? Yeah, that's kind of a big deal. That's kind of big. It's kind of huge. Kind of big deal, yeah. So this is a free event, by the way, at Frank and Son, so come hang out we'll be there

also there's free parking at frankinson's how big is this place because i mean fluffy's not a small draw if this if he's there from three to nine like i said an old sam's club i was outside during covid and i had to wrap around the building just to get in wow and they have their own parking lot again sam's club parking lot. It's huge, man. And there's plenty of room, plenty of space, free parking, like I said. It's free to get in.

It's all good. It's probably just like a giant warehouse, right? Basically. But tons of cellars inside. And it's really awesome. If you just want to go just to see stuff

or if you want to go just to see what the hell me and Menace are buying, if Menace is going to buy anything, possibly. I probably will. I can't help myself. Ooh, Menace,

they have Hello Kitty stuff. I was just going to say that. Isibly. I probably will. I can't help myself. Ooh, Menace, they have Hello Kitty stuff. I was just going to say that. Is there anything Hello Kitty? Yep. My wife is sending me with a list. I got to go. I'm going to be looking

for Star Wars figures. Hopefully they have Hello Kitty Crocs, right? Size 11. Oh, yeah. There's probably a Crocs seller there somewhere. Sounds hot.

I don't know why. Oh, before that, though, tomorrow night, Eric and I, we're going to be at the forum for the Joe Kors show. Hell yeah, we are. He is saving his brand new Netflix special that is tomorrow night and Saturday night. I know Saturday night is completely sold out.

I think there's a few nosebleed tickets available for tomorrow night, but I believe Ravy is going to be there, too. And Greg and Cameron. And so, yeah, I can't wait for tomorrow night, but I believe Ravy's going to be there too, and Greg, and Cameron, and so yeah, I can't wait for tomorrow night. And oh, and don't forget Morongo, May 13th. It's going down for real. We are coordinating Tyler's flight as we speak, and

it's going to be a lot of fun. I'm going to bring a Heine. Okay, Tyler. Don't you worry about that. Do we need to make rules already? Okay. The prediction, they pick him up at the airport julian the last one is already yes yes i've never okay i've never mentioned this and don't worry tyler i'm not upset by this but i want to get your feedback julian okay so every time we have one of these events right in morongo you know we get free room get a free room. We have a lot of fun. We have a lot of drinks. And then Tyler always has to bring some rando.

Right. Yep. And then makes it all awkward. I wouldn't care if it was like his girlfriend. If it was his girlfriend, okay, part of the group. It's all good.

Right. But then we end up having to entertain these randos. We have no idea what we can say in front of these people. So, you know, whatever. Yeah. Well, here's another thing. thing okay so he flies into palm springs airport okay that's over by morongo i generously always venmo him cash so he can take an uber or a taxi to Morongo. Okay. He gets people to pick him up, but never mentions him.

No, no, no. Can't drop a bomb. Sketch bag Tyler, man. You are... No, no. Dirt bag. Never says anything about it. Never says anything.

Always give him taxi money. While he's got money in his pocket, guess who's paying for dinner and stuff while they're there? Not him or his date or him. Is Tyler one of them? Because I have a friend like this. We all go out and it's like, okay, I got this round and another friend. I got this round.

That girl never speaks up and tries to buy a round for any of us. So we don't invite her out anymore. You guys all buy drinks, but he never does. At least two or three times the last time we all went to Vegas. Two or three times? You've been hanging out with them for years. Specifically the last time we went to Vegas.

I'll be completely honest. If Tyler's rolling with me or if we're doing some event like this this I never expect Tyler to pay for anything as long as he's not ordering like I don't know Dom Perignon or whatever I'm totally cool with it but just the thing is like oh hey I didn't need that taxi money because somebody picked me up always taking an uber to and from the airport that's never happened that's a lie she said she picked you never happened she did she said she okay the last

morongo event we went to right okay you had a uh person of interest who showed up who we didn't know who hung out with you okay straight at night you know stuff like that and nothing happened okay that was that was funny we had confirmation from you to us and from her that she picked you up from the airport went drove you to morongo and then we had confirmation from randy that she drove you back to the airport on your way out. Okay, definitely did not pick me up from the airport. I can guarantee. You told me that. No, I did not tell you that. I do not remember telling you that. I swear on my mom's life,

I took the Uber from the airport to Morongo. On the way back, I'm not gonna lie, I was still drunk from the night before I don't exactly remember. So, I love my mom. But that is very Randy like behavior because let me say something about Randy. That mother effer has never offered to give back change for anything. Oh, no.

Oh, no. It's all for keepsies. Always. Always. If it's a $7 pizza from 7-Eleven, you give them a 20. You've never seen the change. No. Oh, my gosh.

No, it ever. Them shipping to Haley's fees was heavy. He's like, oh, did you guys know that gas is more expensive right now? Randy, you walked across the street. Well, yeah, but I'm going to need gas later, and I'm tired, and now I don't want to walk. Oh, my gosh. So, yeah. Very Randy-like behavior.

I don't care. I just think it's funny. All right. What do you think you learned from? Food news. You guys ready for some food news? Some quick food news? Nestle. Oh man, it's tough in Russia right now. Nestle stopped production

of Kit Kat and Nesquik in Russia. They're cut off. Eric looked upset. No McDonald's. No McDonald's. No Coke. up. No McDonald's, no Coke, nothing. You're already living in Russia, and now they're just taking away all the fun stuff?

Like, that sucks. Dude. Well. It's not fun. You live and you learn. That's not fun. Don't invade people. Yeah.

You know, you want to go in there and get Ukraine, and you level Ukraine. What are you going to do with it after? Yeah, do you think they have Coke in Nesquik right now? I don't think so. I know. They even have a roof. I don't know.

I wish I could make sense of what is even happening over there right now. You can't make sense of war period. No, not at all. Again, don't put a dictator in charge. Another piece of food news. Now, I think if my memory is correct, you might be an expert on this, Julianne, but Applebee's is looking to open 15 drive-thrus this year. I don't know.

That has to be like a limited menu, right? How would Applebee's work as a drive-thru? Well, you know what? It would probably work. So because I worked at Chili's and Applebee's, what I'm thinking what they would do is you just place like a to-go order. And instead of walking in, they just have a window. Oh, you just drive up and you pick it up. Yeah is you just place like a to-go order and instead of walking in they just have a window you just drive up yeah you just drive through and you pick it up

but you cannot order through the drive-thru line okay they wouldn't have like a menu no you know what if that eliminates the whole we have 25 000 spots dedicated to to-go orders i know for real yes i'm all for it because i'm so tired of pulling up to Chick-fil-A, pulling up to any other restaurant, sit down and think, oh, six spots up front and there's like 17 spots that are to go order one, two, three, four. Or even Walmart and Target

and all that kind of stuff. They take up so many spots and they're always empty now. Yeah, they are. Best Buy, they have like three different levels of the spots, like pickup, a quick 10-minute parking, and like some other

parking. What does Best Buy need that for? Like no one goes there for anything except for big items. I go there all the time. It's my favorite place. I go to Best Buy a bit too. I just walk through and leave sometimes. I'm buying things. I walked up to Best Buy during COVID and I thought they were open

and I walked up because the doors were right there and I was like, okay, I'm going to go. And they're like, oh, what do you need? And I'm like, oh, I'm just going to kind of browse. Oh, no, no. If you need something, we're going to go get it for you and bring it to you. And I'm like, that's the whole fun

is just walking around Best Buy. Like, what the hell? I just want to see stuff. I want to see stuff. Look at things I can't buy. Yeah, like those big old huge TVs with the fishes that go across it. Oh, yeah.

It's like almost too real. It's like my eyes don't even see things that clear. I know. I love it. I love it. All right. Another food news. Miller Lite launches limited edition J Balvin inspired pints.

I'm all in. I'm here for it. I am actually going to go see J Balvin with Nacho in Vegas. So that'll be fun in other food news they also have mcdonald's brings the new szechuan sauce back oh god yet again dude do you think people are gonna go crazy oh my god did they bring it back already i think they're about to or they did yeah okay yesterday i was trying to take felicity to go get a happy meal the line i'm not even kidding you. They have those two lines in and out.

The drive-thru. Yeah, like in and out, yeah. But the line went all the way out into the street. So then I had to go. Szechuan sauce? I'm assuming. We would freak out for this, dude. I went next door to Taco Bell.

I thought the hype would be over. No, it was insane. The Taco Bell lady even stuck her head out the window looking at the long-ass line. Called jealous. Yeah, and I said what the hell's over at McDonald's that's so good

that they're selling right now she's like I have no idea that you would set stuff it's the nacho fries effect dude everybody's got onto this limited time model

where they'll tease you and they'll bring it back for a month and it's gone and then people freak out and they're like well guess what it's back

and they freak out and buy it for a month and they'll bring it back I'm still waiting for Mexican pizza to come back. It makes sense, though. It's the end of the first quarter. So you just do these limited items and then they're like, oh, I need to

make a couple extra bucks towards the end of the financial quarter. And then, boom, just dropped some Szechuan sauce up in there and get a couple extra bucks. They'll end up on eBay. They'll end up on all your resale sites for some dumb amount of money versus some dipping sauce. Well, it works. Some dip. And then

they have to thank Rick and Morty for all that, but Rick and Morty has jumped ship to Wendy's. They're doing all these Wendy's collabs. They did something at Resorts World in Las Vegas where they did a pop-up Wendy's and then they did all these Rick and Morty items. Rick and Morty's getting paid

from wendy's now not mcdonald's but mcdonald's is still benefiting from this whole shout out to szechuan sauce thing um have you been in a grocery store lately though because the shortages are back man for real i have noticed uh the pastas yeah or the certain bread i can't get for like three weeks i shouldn't eat it anyways but i'm seeing and we've mentioned this in the pastas yeah or the certain bread i can't get for like three weeks i shouldn't eat it anyways but i'm seeing and we've mentioned this in the past couple podcasts that the shelves are starting to get empty again yeah it sucks yeah i don't know where you go i was looking for raisin bread not too long ago and i finally found it uh like last week but it wasn't there last month when i went it was gone um yeah like i, the pastas were all gone.

I mean, look, my store was packed like normal. Everything was full on the shelf. So I don't know what you guys are saying. Oh, my God. I can't believe I didn't bring this up. I called Tyler the other day because we're coordinating his flight. And I go, what are you doing? And he's like, oh, I just got back from the grocery store.

How much did you drop at the grocery store? He's like, dropped uh like 250 yeah or just you when i say i was out of everything i mean i was literally out of dude honestly no way that's so much for one person yeah like that's like a family's worth of food and like what items are you buying though um well it's funny you ask because I had a feeling this was going to be brought up, so I pulled out the receipt right here. Look at you. Okay, Randy.

Okay, there's chicken, a little bit of Red Bull in there. I was out of peanut butter, needed some bananas. Red Bull's like $30. I was out of pretty much all the condiments, so I needed mayo, mustard, ketchup, all that stuff. Tortillas. Gotta have my Cap'n Crunch, and of course I need milk with that. And of course, yes, if you were wondering,

there is definitely bread on here. Mad bread. There's at least $100 worth of bread on here. What's the quantity of each one of those? When you say tortillas, you mean like three packs, right? Well, tortillas, so I get packs right uh well tortillas so i get like one 10 pack of just the normal flour ones and then i get like the 30 pack of the corn ones because i use the corn ones for no this this is not how you shop for one person there's no way

you eat all that you're throwing it out right what's what's it doesn't last like there's no way you're gonna eat all that while it's still well if you're making a quesadilla, you're going to need more than one tortilla. So I see that. You just said you bought 50 tortillas of two varieties. Right, but I see where you're going with this, Tyler. That's like five servings. The flour and the corn are used for two different things. Thank you.

That's so much food for one man to eat before it goes bad. You need corn for your soup? I know. Yeah, but it goes in the fridge. It lasts longer in there. You can put it in the freezer. You can half it and you can put the other half in the freezer. How much food do you throw away that goes bad?

Like you go in the fridge and you're like, oh, crap. I'm not even joking. I don't throw any away. Okay, I'm calling bullshit on this. I know, right? Because a lot of the stuff I eat is not. Nacho and I buy a quarter of that, and still stuff goes bad. Yeah, it's like, oh, crap, we forgot I had that extra tortilla

on a pack of five between me and my fiance. You bought 50 tortillas. A lot of the stuff I buy is non-perishable, so it goes in the cupboard, and it just lasts a while. It's a lot of ready-to-eat, real quick stuff. I'm questioning what you're putting in your body. I already did. Now I'm questioning even more. You're eating bad food, I guarantee. If it's non-perishable,

it can't be good. But who am I to talk? Wait, hold on. I have one follow-up question to this. When you say bread, how many variations of bread did you get? Bagels, English muffins, white bread, wheat bread. Do you get that potato bread? One loaf of normal bread, one thing of hamburger buns, one of hot dog buns, and one of bagels.

Hamburgers. Bagels. So the bagels get the hot dogs for obvious ones. I'm buying the cheapest brand of hot dogs. Honestly, I'm trying to cut out a lot of red meat. I don't eat burgers as much as you do. Yeah, the bread. Cut out the bread.

Hold on. What are you doing? Cut out the bread. Let me cut out some red of red meat. I don't eat burgers as much as you do. Cut out the bread. Cut out the bread. Hold on. What are you doing? Cut out some bread. Let me cut out some red meat too, okay? What's the time here? Tyler, Tyler, listen. Listen here, Tyler. You can get a hamburger and a hot dog

and put that in between sandwich bread. You don't need, you're just one person. Unless you're having a party, then you get like the different variations of bread but if it's just for you who cares put it between two pieces of regular bread maybe just go hamburgers this week and don't buy everything else and then go oh let's go shopping on monday and do hot dogs next week like a normal person yeah yeah or that i mean i just buy it all in quantity that's just the way i do it just let me live my life tyler do me a favor at least go to

the 99 cent store for half of that stuff. Yes. They have it there. It's way cheaper. Or Big Lots. Okay, you know what? That's fair.

Go to Big Lots. Actually, now that I think about it, I haven't seen a 99 cent store since I've been out here. Hold on. What about Big Lots? Did you say you live by one? That's my jam.

You said you live by one. By a 99 cent store? No. You know, I think I might have. Yeah, he said that. Like a Dollar General or something like that. Hold think I might have. Yeah, he said that. Like a dollar general or something like that. Hold on. I just can't believe how much bread you bought,

dude. Dude, honestly, people probably see you grocery shopping and think, dang, this guy's providing for his kids. He's taking home his food. You think they look at Tyler and think that he has children? Hey, I'm just saying. With that much stuff in a shopping cart? With that much bread in a shopping cart? I believe that he could have a kid. He probably does. Yeah, he'm just saying. With that much stuff in a shopping cart, with that much bread in a shopping cart.

I believe that he could have a kid. He probably does. Yeah, he probably has three. Oh, my God. Look at how many 99 cent stores there are in Houston. Wow. Look at this. Never sold one.

I've legitimately driven past them. 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. Never sold one. 15, 16, 17, 18. There's 19 99 cent stores in the greater Houston area. All right. They must all be on the east side then. My bad.

No, dude. No, no. I will send you a photo right now. They must all be on the east side then. My bad. No, dude. No, no. I will send you a photo right now. They're literally, I see two by your house. Okay, send it to me. All right. You guys want to talk some sports real quick? Wait, wait, wait.

I have something for food news. Okay. I had fish balls for the first time in my life the other day. Fish balls? Yes. Have you guys ever I had fish balls for the first time in my life the other day. Fish balls? Yes. Have you guys ever heard of fish balls? Are we talking like balls of fish or fish testicles? Are you talking about caviar?

I swear to God. No, it's not caviar. I got some pho. Is it pho? Yeah, pho. Okay, we got some pho the other night and I wasn't going to get the certain place because it had fish balls and I'm like, what is that? You know what? Screw it and I wasn't going to get the certain place because it had fish balls. And I'm like, what is that?

You know what? Screw it. I'm just going to get it. So I got the plate, and I put it on my Instagram that I got fish balls. And you can hear my brother in the background saying, oh, there really are fish balls. And people are like, they're not really testicles. Testy's a fish. What it is, it's like ground fish all put together, and they put it into a ball.

So it kind of has a texture of tofu but and it was in your pho yeah it was in my pho oh yeah okay it's a round ball and then i guess they're a lot better when you deep fry them and and then you dip them in like a soy sauce and honey or something like that everything's good that that sounds bomb but it was really odd putting fish balls in my mouth you know like it just i don't know i'm not trying to be gross i'm not even joking did it taste like extra fishy or um kind of it like when you bite into it it looks like the inside of a hot dog but like yeah it had like a real fishy taste and i don't know if if that's i think i've had the deep fried ones because i went to this place in little tokyo maybe

somewhere that sounds about right it right. They were just dumping food on my table and I ate it and it was deep fried little ball. It tastes like octopus though. Oh really? That might have been octopus. There's a really good pho place right by the radio station called Lotus I believe. And I just get the

they have and I know it sounds fancy but it's not expensive. The Flamin' Yawn. Dude it is so freaking good. I've had pho all day. I love it. They put it raw on the side and then you drop it into your pho, right? No, this is cooked. Oh, okay. It sounds fucking believable.

Awesome. It was laying right there. All right, so quick sports news. Now, I don't know how this is going to affect me for next year with my picks oh you guy when it comes to fantasy football but oh no kansas city's tyreek hill has moved to the miami dolphins the dolphins um what it's because he got paid that's why he got he got dumb money he got dumb money for that

he got a hundred million guaranteed basically over the next two years and signing bonuses and then an extra 120 over four so so what do you think is gonna happen is he gonna do anything he's gonna lose a lot more in miami and now the quarterback has the quarterback been a bus or has he been any good because he was you know one of the top picks to uh yeah when did two get picked was it two years ago tyler i forget when 2019 yeah but he was the first rounder top what 10 or so 15 he was number five yeah so i mean he's not that good for what should be happening with number five pick though that's for sure and he's not patrick mahomes that's the basically the bottom line yeah and then also didn't tua like he wasn't even checked out because of covid when he got drafted because he broke his hip yeah he was coming out of alabama

he was he was jacked up he had missed a lot of time his last year at alabama he missed he's missed time in the pros already because of injury so tyreek hill just got a payday well she can't be mad at him for it right too it doesn't he's not a bum but he's definitely not he's not gonna yeah i would not pick him maybe you know we'll see how it goes with the rest of the team because they got you got weapons you got waddle gasecki you know do you think any other team though would have gave tyreek hill that much money well apparently the jets were in on it they but they didn't offer um they didn't offer up a first rounder for him in the trade package.

So that was what it came down to is what the Chiefs wanted to. So apparently it was the Jets and the Dolphins, and the Dolphins just offered a better package to trade him that way. But apparently he was down to go to either way, so the Jets probably would have paid him too. I haven't really been keeping up with football

like I've told you guys, but I mean, the last time I remember don't the Dolphins suck? Are they better now? Why would you want to go there? They're like on the fence. That's the easiest one to say. Middle tier. They sucked at the beginning of last year.

They won, what, a 9 in the last 10? 8 in the last 9 to get in the playoff hunt? I want to say they started 0-8 and then they won nine in a row. They killed it at the back half of the year. We'll see how it plays out. That's crazy that you're even still doing your fantasy football stuff.

I didn't think it was going to last this long. Really? Yeah. You beat Ravy this year. I got better over the years. I know you have. Yeah. So I just I remember when you guys started it and you knew absolutely nothing. And I just started, you know, paying attention to the algorithms.

I know. The best part of my football weekends are when Menace picks a couple Bills players and the Bills are playing poorly and he texts me, dude, what's up with the Bills? And I reply, I don't know. I go, dude.

You're telling me. The Bills are sucking right now. Dude, this is your team. Call them. Eric, how do you not have the most speed dial? I need a win. He's like me. The Bills are sucking right now. Tell me about it, man. Dude, this is your team. Call them. Eric, how do you not have the most speed dial? I need a win. He's like, what's with Josh Allen, bro? I'm like, I don't know.

He's not playing well. Dude, he's garbage right now. Get on the field. Come on. This is trash. Anyways, all right. I got to get out here. I got to pay taxes.

That's a hard to do list. That's good. Yeah, everybody getting caught up on their taxes. When's that due? April. April, mid-Apr mid April April 16th or something See I was so used to Getting pushed back

Every year The last couple years I know I used to get mine Done in like February I usually get my W2 And I'm like File that crap

Right away No I usually do Super quick as well But now Freaking married And then Paperwork You know

And then we We bought a house so i don't even know what's gonna happen because i've been uh really good h and r block we've been figuring out a way that i get some of my money back but now i it's up in the air i'm probably gonna get screwed and have to pay more money probably this is why i wait till the end man i wait the last minute i'm like oh you're not getting more money until the last second, man. I don't care. Just expect me to come to work tomorrow bishing me completely about taxes. Oh, so you'll be like me every day. Yeah.

Right. But the thing is with Tyler, they don't take your state taxes. No. So that was kind of cool. I did mine through TurboTax, and I did did my federal taxes which i'm pissed about because i somehow owe eight hundred dollars dude federal is insane i've never had to pay money back i always get money back this is the first time i've ever had to pay money back when i worked the full year i'm not counting the years i collected unemployment but this year i put in my lids w2 and it says oh hey you're getting about 1500 back i'm

like sweet nice so i put in my iheart w2 oh you owe 800 i'm like what the hell that is literally almost like two grand swing you selected on you know taxes like how much they would take i always do max every year and just just take out the max and then i pray for the best but now now that i'm married and i'm attached to nachos taxes which dude if i have to give even more money i'm gonna cry for real hey so that house you just bought why don't you just pick it up and move it to nevada las vegas you'll be good just i'm saying dog That's what I've been saying. Desert life. You have to pay more. Who's going to cover my Ubers from the airport?

Oh, my God. I know. Think about Tyler. Federal government. Think about Tyler and his needs. All right, guys. Well, we'll find out. That's a little tease for you.

Will or will I not have to pay taxes? I think you will. I know, I'm sorry, but that's just how I feel. I say as much as it sucks, I say definitely will. Yeah. Damn it. I'm going to stay positive and say if you have to, it's not as bad as you think it's going to be. I think you're going to get some reimbursement on that house,

and you're going to get a little bit of help. That's what they've been telling me, but I don't know, man. I think I'm going to get burnt. Big purchase, and if you file jointly, they do help you out with that a little bit of help. That's what they've been telling me, but I don't know, man. I think I'm going to get burnt. Big purchase, and if you file jointly, they do help you out with that a little bit if you file jointly. So I hope so for you. I hate all of it. Good luck.

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And don't forget, listen to The Mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday. Just search The Woody Show. Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yes. I just got a new Twitter. So I'm back. Yes. It's damn Julianne still, but instead of D-A-M-N, it's D-A-M.

Does this one come with crypto advice? No, this one has like a hardcore password. Good. No one's going a hardcore password. Good. No one's going to get in. So damn Julianne, I'm back. Follow me on Twitter or Instagram if you want. This isn't time for Twitter to take off. I know.

Just in time. I can't wait for you to try and hit me up and give me NFTs. Can't wait for that. Shut up, Tyler. Tyler, anything to say before we leave? Baseball is back two weeks from now, but more importantly, March Madness is back tonight. Let's go.

Yeah. Shout out Georgetown Hoyas, right? They are definitely not. They're definitely not in it, but I used to have the starter jacket. I was about to say, that's a random poll for you in my mind. Georgetown Hoyas, okay. I'll tell you what, just because I'm local to where they are,

shout out to the Houston Cougars, who have a chance to make it to the Elite Eight tonight. And they go up against Eric's predicted champion, number one seed in Arizona. So now I really hope they win. You would like the Cougars, Tyler. Shout out to the Houston Cougars. I'm not complaining.

If it ends up in my bed, I'm not complaining. If it ends up in my bed, I'm not complaining. If it ends up in my bed, man or woman. As long as they bring bread, he'll take a shot in the dark. That's probably what the bagels are for. Practice.

Practice. Brett, do you have anything to say? No, let's go. Practice. Yeah. Wow, dog. Damn, son. Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave? No, let's go. Did I ask Tyler or did we just... No, you did. Oh, wait, yeah. CSF Frank and Sons next Wednesday. Me and Matt will be there to go see Fluffy.

For sure, for sure. Eric? 167 days till football's back. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for it. Got the countdown. And don't forget, we have a bunch of contests right now at What's New Pod on Instagram. We'll see you next week.

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