What's New Podcast - New Meet-Ups, Julianne in studio, New Movies & More!

Episode Date: August 18, 2023

On this epsiode we have New Meet-Ups, Julianne in studio, New Movies & More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Borch, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world. Our friends, Eric and Randy, are not joining us today because we're recording on a thursday and they cannot record but filling in for them she's enough for two people that would be julianne also we have heavy t aka tyler coming to us live from whittier california

hello heavy t yes i am also here aside from juliette i'm also here uh real quick business tomorrow this is why we can't record because myself and brett are we're gonna be at mcdonald's number three the oldest mcdonald's in the world on lakewood boulevard in downey california from 1 to 2 30 p.m they're celebrating their collaboration with Palace Skateboards. Also, they're as featured in meals that we'll get into later. And on top of all that, it is the 70th anniversary of that Downey location to the day. Whoa. So it's going to be pretty cool. So if you want to hang out with myself and Bort, we're going to be there tomorrow.

Randy is going to show up for sure. Of course he might. And then Eric might show up as well. I think so. That would be great to see him. I don't see why they don't show up together. They're pretty much like a pair now. But as we learned, Eric does not like to ride with Randy because Randy is consistently 45 minutes behind at all times.

Yeah. So they like to drive separately. So we'll see what's up. So we'll see you tomorrow. Also, next Saturday, don't forget August 26. I'll be at Metro by T-Mobile from noon to two in Santa Ana on South Bristol Street. We're going to be doing a bunch of giveaways as usual, theme park tickets and concert tickets and all that kind of stuff.

So stop on by next Saturday. And later on that evening, I'll be in Bellflower at the standup for the comedy fest, LA festival that's happening. So if you want $10 off your ticket, go to comedy fest, la.com. Use the promo code menace, M E N A C E in capital letters.

With all that said, heavy T says, Hey guys, I have a story for you that happened to me last night wait so let's get ready for this julianne i'm ready better be good all right what's happening in your life heavy t all right so story is uh went to the movies yesterday in pasadena to go see uh barbie with a friend of mine get a mile down the street all of a sudden in my car i feel the ac start blowing hot air and i'm like okay you know that's fine whatever i hear an alarm go off i look

i got flashing red lights on my dashboard and the temperature gauge spikes all the way up to 290 okay which is the highest it can go in my car i'm gonna get this thing home we're gonna take it to the mechanic in the morning right uh i mean was the car smoking at that time uh the car was not over here and it only been yeah it hadn't overheated yet like the temperature had risen to show that it was starting to but it hadn't overheated just yet basically say i gotta get this thing home right so decide to go get something to eat real quick let the temperature outside die down let the yes naturally well he's stressed look he needs to stop he needs to replenish you don't know what day he's been through he's like look look he might be stressed too he's like look this this is my baby it might be dying i need to go get

some chicken right now okay and. And calm my nerves. To be fair, right next to the AutoZone was the one, the only, the hat and the pastrami sandwich. Oh, yeah. So bomb. So I decide, okay, I'm going to go on the freeway for a mile, test this thing out. I'm going to stay in the slowest lane behind semis and everything. We're just going to keep this nice and easy. Make it about three and a half miles down the freeway the gauge starts going up to 290 again so i'm like okay so call triple a and triple a is like okay well we can

tell you home just a heads up though it's going to be about 144 bucks to tell at home aren't you a member i said yeah i am a member okay so i i don't know if their policy had changed or whatever but they told me the first nine miles would be free i was 17 miles away every mile after that is 12 bucks plus tax okay come out to about 144 all right literally yeah the next thing the triple a person hears is me literally saying holy cannot do that so don't do that end up driving it very slowly all the way home to get from pasadena back to my oh my god took about three hours oh tyler you're an idiot you would you should just call me dude i would have sent you the money oh my god phone a friend so took it to the mechanics this morning i'm worried that it's gonna be a big old you know

thing that's gonna cost a lot of money because this car is already old turns out it was just a busted hose like it cost me like a buck 25 to fix not bad all right wow yeah we uh we sweated that thing out and i do i swear to jesus i was baking in this car because there is no air conditioner i have the window down i have never once except for this one time in my life felt like a rotisserie chicken no i don't even want to imagine this so i'm picking up the I'm picking up the car. I took a hard shower last night. I took like a half hour getting all the sweat out of my hair. Just imagine that too.

I'm hungry. Please don't. I have to keep that privacy. But you're all good now. You're all good now. It's true. But we have Julianne here. Yeah.

And I want to get into it. Here's the thing. Julianne, I've been seeing on your Instagram that you're very active once again. Back in party mode. We out here. Sun's out. Gun's out. I was looking.

I was perusing again. And I was thinking, Tyler could probably hook up with one of your friends. Stop. Tyler can not hook up with any of my friends. Stop. Tyler cannot hook up with any of my friends. I'm just saying. None of them. I just want to go back to it a little bit. I'm just saying, at the level of partying that's happening, Tyler's there at the end of the night.

Even if we're blacked out drunk. Well, no, no, no. Tyler was the last man on earth. That's if you were blacked out drunk. Yeah, I'm talking about one of your friends. No, no, no, no. I'm talking about my girlfriends. There's no way. Look, I'm not saying all of them.

I'm just saying, you know, menace. We're not saying all of them. We're just saying there's like one-ish. No. Are we talking like cash? We have some gentlemen in the room that probably know some of your friends. My brother, yes. My brother does know my friends.

Yeah, and what do you think? So our friend Tyler. Go ahead, grab that mic. Keep it moving near you. And you know your sister's friends. You might have seen Tyler online. I don't know if you have or not, but it doesn't even matter.

Right. Do you think that Tyler could probably hook up with one of your sister's friends? He has a good job. 100%. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Do you think that Tyler could probably hook up with one of your sister's friends? He has a good job. A hundred percent. Yes. Thank you.

Thank you. Who the heck would hook up with Tyler? Hold on. Who? I would say probably if they were single. Yeah. Who? We'll believe out the name. No, she would.

Oh, God. Yeah, dude. No. See? He's trying to be funny. We'll keep it in the family. Hold on. We all can be rude.

Stand by. Now we need to look up. Yeah. No, there's no way. We're douchey. Yeah. No. Tyler, what do you think?

Take a quick look at her husband. Oh, is that the one? Yes. He looks like Tyler. Totally. Totally. The one chick we're talking about, her husband looks like Tyler. No, he doesn't.

He doesn't? What are you talking about? Are you blind? Look at his head. That's totally the friend I thought it would be, too. Yes! Like, a thousand percent. I hope it's all talking crap about her.

Tyler. You're not talking crap. It's not crap. Yeah, he is. Have you seen Tyler? He's talking crap. You're saying your brother's a good matchmaker. That's all.

Well, I'm glad your brother's on the microphone now, because I want to say, how's it been being brothers with Julia? Being my sibling? Yeah. She showed me how to shave, how to fight. How to fight. Yeah. That makes sense.

I guarantee that's true. Yeah, it is. It is. The shave makes sense too. Hell yeah. No, he used to throw me in closets and hide me from his friends so they wouldn't look at me. Oh, okay. And hide my short shorts when I was younger.

Yeah, that's a good brother. These are underwear. You're not wearing these out. What are you doing with your free time these days? Other than partying. Have you gone back to the lake? Yeah. So I went salt river tubing.

Oh, really? Yeah, that was awesome. And I didn't get a lot of pictures on there because again I forget when I'm drunk on the river but yeah I've nothing really just been hanging out with my friends going partying yeah yeah have you gone to any movies no

you haven't gone to the Barbie movie no I am so upset has your daughter seen the Barbie movie yes cause she goes with her friends and then I'm stuck at home with one of my creations the other baby yeah the other baby like damn She goes with her friends, and then I'm stuck at home with one of my creations. The other baby. Yeah, the other baby. Like, damn it.

And going to the movies was our thing. We loved it. We still do. But I just haven't been. I'm just barely getting to Guardians of the Galaxy 3. Are you serious? And I'm only halfway through. And let me tell you, that is the saddest freaking movie. I don't even know if I want to finish it.

Fast and Furious is coming to Peacock, I think, or HBO Max. I believe it is Peacock. Yeah, and Super Mario just made it to Peacock. I haven't seen that either. I haven't watched it. Actually, I haven't seen Super Mario, which is crazy. This is actually my current complaint right now because I was walking through Target in the toy aisle, obviously,

and I saw Indiana Jones figures. I went, oh, yeah, that movie came out, and it's gone already. I know. The amount people need to, oh yeah, that movie came out and it's gone already. I know. Like the amount, people need to consume of everything. Like it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if it's a record, sorry, album, CD,

whatever you guys want to call it now or like a movie or a TV show. It's there and gone so fast. In the movie theaters this weekend is Blue Beetle and Strays. Are you excited for any of those movies? I'm excited for both actually. Have you seen any trailers for them? I've never heard of either one. Oh my God. Okay, well Strays. Are you excited for any of those movies? I'm excited for both actually. Have you seen any trailers for them?

I've never heard of either one. Oh my god. Well, Strays you would love. It's a dog movie. It's not animated like for reals dogs but it has voiceovers and it's R-rated comedy. The whole I mean they say it in the trailer so I'm not

really giving much away but the whole thing is to have a journey to bite some dude's wiener. That's pretty much. I'll give you that much. That's your type of movie, man. It's a movie about my life. And then Blue Beetle is another DC movie. Yeah, DC superhero movie.

I mean, your daughter probably knows who it is. She probably does. It's about a Latino superhero who lives up to the legacy of other Blue Beatles. He's like this little scarab thing bites him. Not a spoiler. A little scarab thing bites him, attaches to him, and he becomes pretty much like he could transform like a Power Ranger into a superhero. Sorry, you totally. I was scrolling on Facebook the other day, and I saw this guy.

He went camping, and he didn't want to use a tent, so he laid on the dirt floor. And I thought he was getting something done to his neck. He had ticks. Like there was about 50 of them stuck to the back of his neck and you had to like, he had to scrape them off and they were hitting the table like pinging noises when they were falling off of his neck. So he said, no, he said beetle and attaching. It reminded me of that.

I thought you were going to say the ticks bit his wiener. And then it was stray ticks. Oh, that was on Naked and Afraid just recently. There was a tick on some dude's wiener. Really? Yeah, the TV show. You know, they colonize. So that's why there were so many. And I didn't know that.

I was like, Kevin, I thought when people get bit by a tick, it was one. He goes, no, they colonize. And there's like 50 of them. I'm super afraid of lyme disease because i have some friends that have been affected by lyme disease and yes but i've like i looked up online like 100 times you can only get lyme disease from ticks right right but it i don't know it's big conspiracy theory for me but why are all these famous people getting lyme disease like are they out in the woods

hanging around with ticks because they go to epstein's island obviously if you really look at it there's so many famous people who that um elvis's granddaughter has not famous well she's i mean she's she famous. She's in charge of the estate. Is she? Okay, how about this? News to me. Justin Bieber. Who's that?

I'm just kidding. What? The Haddad sisters? Not Gigi, the other one. Sorry. I mean, if Randy was here, maybe. Is that Bella Haddad? I don't know.

Maybe they're outdoorsies. Yeah, Bella Hadid. There you go, Tyler. You're right. Thank you, Tyler. He woke up. Well, I mean, it's not hard to get, like outdoorsies. Yeah, Bella Hadid. There you go, Tyler. You're right. Thank you, Tyler. He woke up. Well, I mean, it's not hard to get some colonized ticks, obviously, and just go, oh, let's just sneak these into some people's beds and see what happens.

I'm just thinking, like, how are these people in these situations? I don't think they're out going camping or anything. I mean, are they around some dirty animals? Maybe they are. Maybe they're around some dirty animals. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Actually, to be fair, so a lot of these famous people, they do vacation in exotic areas all the time that's true that's true good

point good point um you know so when we came back from arizona um my cousin she came with with us on the trip and she texted me and she's like julianne i you need to make sure that you check your bags when you um open up your suitcase to unpack. And let me show you why. Obviously, I'll tell you why. But she opened up her bag, and this is what she saw. Everyone take a look, please. Do you see that?

Oh, hell no. What is that? That's a straight scorpion. That's a scorpion in her bag. She's like, I repeat, there's a scorpion in my bag. I was like, no. And she was, we were in a house that fit 18 people. We all had our own rooms.

There was like eight bedrooms, a game room, a theater room. It was huge. She was upstairs down a hallway that had a door that closed to the extra bedrooms of where she was at. This little scorpion crawled a long way to hop in her bag, or if it came from the attic, I don't know, but like, ugh. This is why I don't go nowhere. Takes scorpions.

I just stay at home. I don't go nowhere. I don't camp nowhere. No, why? I have air conditioning. It rules. Super afraid of the Lyme disease thing. It's really unfortunate when people get it

because they go through a lot. All right, how about something happier? You guys want to talk about some food news? Yes. I miss my food news. Hot Pockets and Hot Ones have teamed up for a new line of Hot Pockets. Are you all in? All out?

Oh, my God. Okay. Here we go. Here's the flavors. You have spicy garlic chicken and bacon. Oh. You have. Ew, don't make that noise.

You have smoked green chili cheesesteak. Oh. Hot habanero pepperoni and sausage. Yes. And fiery hot pepperoni. All in or all out? All in. Not on all the flavors, but yes, all in.

Definitely. Let me in the hot pocket. You don't like spicy, right? I love spicy. If my nose doesn't run, it ain't hot enough. Oh, damn. I need to have bubble guts afterwards. I'm in.

I think you definitely will with this one. In other food news, Bush Light, the beer company, they want to throw a wedding for you, and it will be the fastest wedding in the world. It's going to be on the racetrack. One lucky couple will be able to get married during a NASCAR race in Vegas on October 15th. Tyler, you can apply from now until August 22nd.

Tyler. Are you all in or all out? That is this upcoming Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I could. Hey, you know what?

Julianne, do me a favor. Hit up your friend for me. Shut that up. There we go. In all seriousness, that would actually be pretty cool. Because is it a traditional wedding? No. Is it something you're never going to forget?

Hell yeah. That's actually pretty cool. Well, you know what would be great? Because Tyler did have a lady with him in the car when his piece of crap crapped out on him. What better way than to say, hey, look, I put your life in danger with my piece of crap car than to get married on an NASCAR track. I know. With your piece of crap car.

Hey, I put your life in danger. Let's put your life in more danger with cars going 200 miles an hour. Exactly. And get married to me. Final Destination 5. I don't need that stuff right now. Oh, speaking of racing cars,

I forgot to tell you, I did see Gran Turismo. Oh, how was it? They pushed back the release date because Barbie's still killing it. So it's not going to come out until August 26th. I'm telling you, this movie is freaking badass. It is so good. I actually got to see it in IMAX as well.

Yeah. And I got to meet the guy that the movie's based on. Oh, cool. Yeah, it's so dope. I'll be pushing out that content on Instagram later when the movie gets released. But it's such a good movie. Highly recommend it. I know, Tyler, you're getting a little annoyed because they're putting the trailer in front of every single movie out there.

Yeah, you know what the funny thing is? When I went to go see Barbie yesterday, didn't see that trailer. So maybe now I'm hyped for it. All right. You're back in. Did the racing have that kind of video game gran turismo kind of feel to it oh you're gonna love it dude okay yeah they mixed a lot of the graphics of the game into uh the real life action of the movie oh sweet okay it's legit that's what i love about video game movies when

they do like doom people didn't necessarily love doom but when it goes to that first person shooter mode at the end versus the rock amazing just make it like the video game that's all we need now we already heard julian you can't go to the theater because you can't stop having babies yep um and you watch things on streaming yes are you mad at the price hikes you can't share passwords and all that kind of stuff i have like almost everything out there i'm gonna like re-evaluate now that they're upping the price oh yeah have you heard about the price hikes yeah i have um but because i do auto payment i don't know you don't think about it yeah i don't well you know i was watching hulu and i was telling my brother i was like dang you know i pay like 75 for hulu he's like what i was like yeah because, you know I pay like $75 for Hulu? He's like, what? I was like, yeah, because I didn't

want to get any commercials, but I was having commercials. I was like, I don't get it. Why do I have commercials if I'm paying for this service? And he looks at my phone and he's like, you're dumb. You have the wrong package. You need to get the $15 one because that one's no ads. You just won't have live TV. I'm like, but I like watching

the news on it sometimes. Wait, does she have regular television and she was paying for the Hulu live television? Is that right? Yes. Oh my God. He's like, you're so dumb. You're paying for the wrong one. I was like, oh. He's like, how long were you doing this for? I'm like, I don't know. Like nine months. He's like tallying it up.

He's like, you just wasted this much money. I was like, oh, my bad. Oh my God. I know. I can't. Damn. Yeah, you should go through that and see what you're paying for my bad. Oh, my God. I know. I can't. Damn. Yeah, you should go through that and see what you're paying for. Yeah. Yeah, it's getting too much, man. And also the internet companies, oh, they just went up too.

Yeah, for sure. They just went up like five bucks each per month. So that's a streaming service taken away. I think I'm just going to cancel everything and just get Pluto TV and then go to the movies when I want to. That's what I do. Yeah. I just watch Pluto TV then go to the movies when I want to. That's what I do. Yeah. I just watch Pluto TV.

I watch Tubi. I keep Disney. That's it. I don't think I've heard of Pluto TV. Oh. Oh, it's totally free. It's Paramount's free streaming service. So there's Paramount Plus, but then there's also Pluto TV where you can stream live television.

It's mostly like, you know, binge watching or they'll add some new episodes in. But they also have TV shows you can stream for free. All retro stuff too. Movies you can stream for free. They have dedicated channels. So there's a Ink Master channel. There's a Bar Rescue channel.

There's an Unsolved Mysteries channel. Oh, that's my favorite. Oh, I love it. There's a Transformers and Ninja Turtles channels. Hell yeah. Nice. If you like cartoons. Yeah, I do.

But they have a ton of like everything walking dead channel if you can still watch that and you literally just download it that's it yeah that's it you don't put any credit card information nothing oh yeah it's dope i love it yeah uh your child is here today she is yeah um i was wondering and we're talking about this on the woody show we're talking about like you know how when we grew up as kids and we had all these memories of like building skate ramps in the forest and going to hang out with friends and just going outside and i know the thing is like oh kids don't go outside these days which i think is totally false but kids do spend a lot more time inside playing games as well so i do agree with that but your child what does she do

in her free time these days oh she plays softball she just got into basketball she goes to her friend's houses a lot they go swimming um she's only allowed on her phone monday wednesday friday oh really yeah you have that restriction yes oh that's cool and then she's not allowed to bring her phone anywhere it stays home so that she can be social when she goes out and does things with people. So she's actually going outside. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She goes outside.

It's very throwback. Yeah, very. But I'm kind of like old school in like my parenting, I guess. Now, do you think this is because you have a daughter that she's more active outside and boys tend to be inside and playing Fortnite and shooter games you know i don't know games she actually has a a lot of guy friends like a lot of her little friends are our boys shocking and and so i think that's why she's like so into playing sports and like i try to get her out there to get her active and you know not stay inside a lot of her boy that are friends they are active people outside so i guess it just depends on the child

like i'm with you man it's like i don't i i think kids play outside maybe not as much as we all did but yeah that's what that's what i was trying to say yeah i don't think that there's kids in their room 24 7 they are going outside but not as much as we did right right i mean if they're stuck inside playing video games all day they're gonna end to end up like sea bass in the head. That's good. You know what I'm saying? All right. Oh, I got a funny story.

It's sadly not about me. It's about one of my good friends. I'm not going to say any names, but it wasn't. Allegedly. Percent? Percent. Tyler needs to know. On my trip, we asked everyone, what's like the weirdest thing sexually that's happened to you and so my friend's boyfriend chimes in and he said dude the other day so and so went to the

bathroom and then she comes back and he's like yeah you want to do reverse cowgirl and he's like, yeah, you want to do reverse cowgirl? And she's like, yeah. So she gets on him and she does reverse cowgirl. And he sees her butt and there is a piece of toilet paper stuck to her b-hole. And she's dying as he's telling the story. We're like, how does that even happen? She goes, you guys, I wiped. I looked in the toilet and I didn't see the toilet paper. So I just assumed it got stuck to the inside of the toilet.

And you're saying this is quote, quote, not Tiffany, right? Because this is something that Tyler would say. So I think this is a match made in heaven right now. Yeah, because Tyler would be like, oh, I'm cool with it. I know. I just told her boyfriend, I said, what did you do when you saw the toilet paper? He's like, dude, I just grabbed it, threw it to the side and kept going. I was like, did you ever tell her?

He was like, yeah, like right afterwards. I told her, hey, so-and-so, by the way, you have toilet paper stuck to your B-hole. Oh my God. Tyler, what would you do? Yeah. I don't know. I've never been in that situation keep it frame it on the wall he's like for my one special moment with a special lady mementos my cousin was like you know what they call that when girls get toilet paper stuck down there right like not just your b-hole, but in the front. Yeah, yeah.

And we're like, no, what do they call it? They call it clitty litter. Yeah. I never heard of that before. You've never heard that? I thought it was so clever. You've never heard that? Clitty litter?

No. I've had to hear that so much on the Way Show over the years. It's obscene. No, I've never heard you guys say that. Oh, yeah, we have. I mean, since we're talking about sexual stuff. Yeah, sure. I was watching on the show that we did talk about this recently.

I'm sure you would have chimed in. Cool or not cool, this dude, and apparently affects like a thousand guys in the U.S., double wieners. Dude has two wieners. What? Yeah. Are you all in or all out? Imagine the possibilities. Yeah.

Apparently this guy's name is Tank. He has a Twitter account. He's very popular popular he's a truck driver two wieners my brother's looking it up all in or all out apparently they're both functional and he apparently used to be shy about it but then when he tells ladies about it they're into it and then apparently he started dating some girl and all she wanted to do is have threesomes. Yeah. After they broke up because she was used to having two wieners in her life.

No way. So wait. It affected her. Can he spit stuff out out of both of them? Yep. Yep. Yep. What?

But they both go at the same time. Well, I figured that. Yeah. Yeah. And they both work? Like either one can get a girl pregnant? Yeah. I mean, yeah, I guess it's coming from the same area well i figured that yeah yeah and they both work like either one can get a girl pregnant i mean yeah i guess it's coming from the same yeah yeah it's crazy yeah so now if you found out a dude that had two weans would you be like hey dude let me see or nah yeah for sure 100

percent i would of course but if i didn't know i would be like dude let me yeah come on okay guys i have something to tell you tyler has two wieners. What? Yeah, right. Nope. And Julian, are you still down to sea? That's not a wiener. If it was Tyler with two wieners, would you ask? No. Yeah, you would.

If Tyler had two wieners, would you be okay with f***ing with him? No. No. Oh, lame. Anyways. Wait, one more question about that. Are they both the same size? Because I'm picturing like finger wieners.

We didn't cover. I don't know. That's a good question. I'm going to have to look up his wiener. I feel like it looks like an index finger. I didn't see photos. What if they're curved differently? Oh, yeah.

I was thinking one on top of the other. Oh, yeah. But what if one is like up and one is down? Yeah, like a double barrel shotgun. You know what I'm saying? Go hunting with that thing. All right. Well, we got to wrap this up up i feel like you two just bonded more over this we have so much to do it's a really busy week weekend all that kind of stuff uh real quick couple shout outs shout out to our boy joe coy j-o-k-o-y.com i just saw him

on good morning america yesterday gave him a little text and said he did a good job because he did. He's out there because, of course, he's a producer on Broadway. Oh. A producer. Make sure you go check him out on tour. Just go to J-O-K-O-Y.com and check out where he's going to be next. Also, shout out to our boy Fluffy, a.k.a. Gabriel Iglesias. You can go check him out at FluffyG fluffyguy.com he is touring all over the country

and around the world he's going to be over in europe pretty soon he was showing off brett he uh got one of the roboson grimlocks grimlocks yes oh sick yeah shout out to robison so good i don't know if you jillian you know what that is no i don't so it's uh if you look at the optimus prime in the corner there yeah that is a fully automated Optimus Prime it will transform its own once you tell it to move on its own you can control it with your phone it can move do whatever you want it'll do push-ups karate fighting wow we need to show Felicity that and now they have Grimlock the T-Rex of the Transformers pretty badass's pretty badass. Go check out Gabriel's account, at FluffyGuy on Instagram and Twitter.

You can see the video. Oh, and on TikTok too. That's where I actually saw it, TikTok. Nice. Shout out to our friends, Matt and Kim. They are a band. You can stream their music wherever you find music. Just search Matt and Kim.

They also kick off their tour next month in September in Santa Ana. And I can't wait for that. And there'll be touring all over the country. So go to Matt and Kim.com. That's Matt and Kim.com to check out their tour. And don't forget, I will be in Santa Ana on August 26th at Metro by T-Mobile.

Woo. From noon to 2 PM on South Bristol street. So come hang out with me there. Also later that day, I'll be in Bellflower at Comedy Fest LA. And you can be there, too. It's a huge outdoor comedy festival. You can get $10 off your ticket if you go to ComedyFestLA.com.

Use the promo code MENACE, M-E-N-A-C-E. Of course, listen to the Sex with Emily podcast. Go to SexWithEmily.com. Follow her online at sex with emily pick up her book smart sex online on amazon by dr emily morris go to blankets by tracy.com that's blankets by tracy.com pick up a blanket support eric's mom just go to t-r-a-c-e-y.com blankets by tracy.com brett what's happening at shasta jeans boutique uh shasta jeanstracy.com. Blanketsbytracy.com. Brett, what's happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique? Ah, shastajeansboutique.com with two O's because of Spooky.

We are still having free shipping on all Julie items, and I am sending out one today, obviously. Nice. So shout out to Roxy who picked up this beautiful stone pendant necklace. You can find that, other stone bejeweled bracelets, and obviously crystal ball sacks because we're getting into spooky season and you need to protect your crystal ball with a nice beautiful velour sack.

Always protect your balls. ShastaJeansBoutique.com with two O's or hit the link in my link tree at St. Bort on Instagram. Nice. Oh, that wiener guy,

did he have four balls? Good question. Yeah, hold on. Thank you. I have to look at these photos. I am not going to lie. I was also thinking about it. Nice. I knew it thinking about it. Nice.

I knew it. That'd be a mouthful, huh, Tyler? Well, if you want to hear the original conversation, make sure you listen to The Woody Show on the iHeartRadio app. Just search The Woody Show. Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave? I just wanted to give a quick shout out to two of my friends that live in Arizona. I didn't even know they listened to a podcast and they do.

Dominic and Kelly. Hey. Hey, what's up? We're out here. Shout out to Arizona. I think I'm going to be in Arizona pretty soon. I think we're going to have a family reunion. I told you this before. I have a bunch of cousins that used to do like pageant stuff and my cousin was

Miss Arizona. Oh, really? What? I went to Miss California but I didn't get it. Yeah. Miss Laverne? Hold on. I want to get this. I just want to clarify this. Met us as cousins with

Miss Arizona and has never once bothered to hook me up. What's going on here? Tyler, you need to stop. Tyler, we're still trying to work on how about you know what tyler i'll introduce you we'll see what happens like bro i've known you for what four years now what is the hold up what are we doing look in the mirror that's what the hold up is damn bro my sister-in-law was Miss Anaheim. Really?

Yeah. You never hooked up Tyler? No. They were never a state, though, so your cousin's big-timing. Look, look. We ain't looking for Miss Anaheim, Miss Disney, whatever. Now, this is a whole state, bro. This is one of 50.

She's big-timing. This is one of 50 in the Miss USA pageant, bro. What are we doing here? In Miss Anaheim's defense, Anaheim probably has a higher population than most of Arizona. It's called math. Yeah, obviously. Duh. You live right next to it. You should know. True. Alright. Well,

we won't be in Anaheim. We'll be in Downey, California tomorrow, myself and Brett at the world's oldest McDonald's, McDonald's number three. We're going to be celebrating its 70th anniversary. Also celebrating as featured in meals that are going to be happening. Palace Skateboards is going to be there doing a special drop with all their merch.

So go check that out. We'll be there at one, one, two, two 30. So come on by. We'll have a bunch of giveaways, theme park tickets,

concert tickets, and what a show merch. So enjoy that. 2.30, so come on by. We'll have a bunch of giveaways, theme park tickets, concert tickets, and Woody Show merch, so enjoy that. I'm sure Randy and Eric will be there as well, so come hang out with us. It's gonna be a good time. Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yes, quick rapid fire. First, shout out to Laura at Spectrum Internet, who

helped me out massively the other day. Thank you so much. Oh, I need to get her number. Oh, I will let you know immediately. She is a fan of all of us. Big fan of The Woody Show, big fan of What's number. Oh, I will let you know immediately. She is a fan of all of us. Big fan of The Way Show. Big fan of What's New Pod. So I will let you know. Shout out.

Also, if you're in Indianapolis this weekend, it's Horror Hound Weekend. And I have a couple friends and bands that are playing for Horror Hound Weekend. First of all. Are you saying whore or horror? Horror. Oh. I mumble a lot. Sorry.

It's what happens when I don't like it to talk much during the day. I want to go. Bring. It's what happens when I don't like it to talk much. I was like, I want to go. I want to go. Bring. Tyler will be there. We'll also call the guy. I will be there as well. With the guy with two penises. For Tyler.

Go check out the band's Blitzkid and Dark Ride. Friends of mine, they are performing at Horror Hound Weekend this weekend. And really quick, rapid fire for Tyler. Tyler, next time your car overheats um here's about five ways you could solve this issue if it's blowing hot air turn the hot air up higher it'll keep the heat from overheating your car engine uh also if you can't uh if you're putting car uh coolant into your car and it's flushing out put it into the radiator it would actually cool your car and if you see your car heating up faster,

drive faster. It'll actually also cool down your car. There's three ways you could have gotten home in less than 40 minutes and not three hours. And also, you know what else works besides coolant? Water. Oh, yeah. Agua.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It comes from the sky. I tried that. It still went through and onto the floor so that was no help i would also like to thank julianne's brother for joining us today godspeed my friend um all right tyler one last thing before we leave a couple quick things number one shout out to eddie's garage over in whittier they always do really good work

uh as their mechanics uh are really well trained. And they just help my car, so I got to give them a shout out real quick. Number two, if anybody wants to hit me up with your thoughts and prayers, please pray for my parlays this weekend as I will be in Vegas in less than 24 hours. And we are throwing some sports bets down. I totally forgot. You're in Vegas at the same time. Yeah. How lucky for you.

Oh, that's right. I forgot you're there this weekend. That's right. I'll be there as well. Is it the bachelor party weekend for Tyler? Yeah. Imagine this guy at a bachelor party. Please send pics of your cute friends.

Jules, you planned it. Do you have cute friends? Well, I mean, these are like my lifelong friends. So no. One of them. Maybe just a yes or no. Yes or no. I have one.

I have one. All right. I'll say this. Tyler's brothers, they're pretty good looking. They actually are. I've seen them. But we weren't talking about his brothers. We were talking about his friends.

I'll be real. So my friends from Texas visited a couple months ago, and they both told me this exact same thing and i've i've said this to people like my brothers two of them specifically super attractive like every girl i've ever met has told me like the hottest your brothers are like good looking and i'm like i'm aware trust me it's a little weird that you say that why you know when you have good looking siblings yeah you know yeah it is what it is yeah like i know sure the ugly one look it's your mom done messed up hey hey hey hey i i i make up for it in certain areas yeah you know

what you got dude yeah i doubt it you got you got riz dude that's yeah hey man bro i could give you like a fist bump right now it's coming through let's go do you know that do you know the more weight you lose the bigger your wiener gets? Imagine if you dropped like 50 pounds. So there is that. I actually did start going to the gym this week. How do we not lead with that? I know. He's going to have to tape it to his leg. He's going to lose so much weight.

He might mutate and get a second one too. Did you get lost going there? No, I did not. Number one and number two. I'm heading out after all this. Well, we hope Did you get lost going there? No, I did not, number one. And number two, I'm heading out after all this. All right. Well, we hope to see you in Downey tomorrow or in Santa Ana next week on the 26th or in the evening in Bellflower. We're going to be all over the place.

You always say we want us out there, so you got to show up and show out. And we'll see you next week. What's new? What's new with Menace? and we'll see you next week.