What's New Podcast - New on Streaming, Vacation Deals, Summer Fashion, Vegas Baseball & More!
Episode Date: June 16, 2022On this episode we talk New on Streaming, Vacation Deals, Summer Fashion, Vegas Baseball & More!...
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
That's a fact by the way that I am an audio expert.
Right, Tyler?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we can hear Tyler again.
Now Tyler is coming to us live from Houston, Texas.
He's from the Sean Salisbury Show, a morning sports radio show.
Also, we have Eric who works on the Woody Show. He is an assistant to Bort, and he's an audio expert himself because he is recording our
podcast as we speak we also have julianne who is from the booker and striker show an afternoon show
on alt 98 7 in los angeles but before all that we have not acknowledged breath birthday everybody
damn it happy birthday acknowledge Brett's birthday, everybody. Damn it. Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
We all love you.
Happy birthday, dear boys.
Either one works.
Happy birthday to you
tyler singing is the best part i know yeah like board uh you had a birthday um there's been a
bunch of stuff going on no one's microphone's been working you were gone for a whole week sick
out of the studio so we have not recorded yet again another podcast. Now we're here, and we have not
acknowledged your birthday, so I thought we had
to do it today. So happy birthday,
boys. Thank you, guys.
We out here.
Blow out your candles before the wax melts into the cake.
There's a legit cake.
Here's a fire.
Thank you, guys. How was your birthday?
We have not talked about it.
You know what's funny? I was actually going to give you all crap at the end of this podcast by saying nobody
did remember my birthday.
You just got burned.
I know.
I usually remember everybody's birthday.
So when Menace told me that we were going to do this for you, I was really upset with
myself because I'm usually on it and I didn't text you and i feel awful and
i'm so sorry because birthdays to me are like very special so i really i'm sorry it's okay i
should have texted you i knew it was brett's birthday but i wanted to do something in person
and then he wasn't in studio yeah i saw an instagram post that was like a little 35 up
in the top corner i was like this bitch i like, he's sucking a birthday and nobody noticed.
I think my message to you was what the F, you know?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I missed it.
The only reason I noticed
is because his wife on her Instagram put happy birthday
and I was like, is it your birthday?
Well, just so you know,
I did heart your birthday picture
that has 35 in the background.
I just didn't notice
That it was
See even that picture
Was sneaky
It was
It wasn't like
Ah you know
Another year around the sun
You know something
You know
It was like
Black and white
With the little black and white
35
I'm just guessing
It was very avant-garde
Yeah well
That's my usual annual thing
I just put the number
And a picture
And that's it And that's it You know it's fun just put the number and a picture, and that's it.
And that's it.
You know, it's fun.
But thank you, guys.
It's very kind of you.
Very nice of you guys.
No problem.
So we didn't end up recording a podcast also because Julianne was not here because it was your daughter's last day.
She's already wrapped up with school?
Yep, she's done.
It was her last day of first grade, and she wanted to come here to work.
Okay.
And so I told her I'd pick her up, and I brought her in, and she was all excited.
Oh, really?
So that's what she wanted to do for her last day.
Yes.
She didn't want to turn up at Chuck E. Cheese or anything like that.
And she was really bummed because she thought she was going to see you guys, too.
Oh, damn.
I said, no, baby, they're here in the morning.
Okay.
Well, and then Tyler's mic didn't work, so we said F it.
But we're back.
Much of the same for Tyler.
We're out here.
Speaking of being out here, Ravey and I are going to be in Downey this upcoming Wednesday,
June 22nd from 4 to 6 p.m.
So if you want to hang out with Ravey and I, we will be there.
Eric, are you going to stop by?
Maybe.
I might mosey on down. Randy already said
that he's going to be by. Of course he would.
Free food. People
get to say, hey, Randy, I remember you.
Free food. He'll get some
spill off like, oh, I miss you, love,
from listeners. He might be the
first one in line to get in. The first
thing he'll say is, you know, I really
do miss being on radio. Radio is such a passion of mine.
I really, really want to get back. I just need some time, I really do miss being on radio. Radio is such a passion of mine, and I really, really want
to get back. You know, I just need some time
and stuff, and I miss the free food
and stuff, so. And then five minutes later, he'll be like,
oh, God, it's so much work and stuff.
Yeah, standing here talking to people.
All right, well, if you want
to hang out again with us,
Norm's Restaurant, Downey, be there
June 22nd, 4 to 6 p.m.
And just come up, say hi. We got Woody Show stickers. Of course, we have a bunch of giveaways, Downey. Be there June 22nd, 4 to 6 p.m. Just come up.
Say hi.
We got Woody Show stickers.
Of course, we have a bunch of giveaways as always.
But in the meantime, before that, I want to ask you guys, are you streaming anything?
I've been really into the new Obi-Wan series on Disney+.
I really want to ask a legit Star Wars fan.
Hi.
Have you watched it yet?
Of course.
Hell yeah. Are you kidding? It's been out for a while, right? Okay. Yeah. I don't know. Sometimes, I don't, Bort? Of course. Hell yeah.
Are you kidding?
It's been out for a while, right?
Okay.
I don't know.
Sometimes, I don't know.
It's hit or miss with you
if you watch something or not.
Now, I have been seeing a lot of reviews
like the hardcore, legit Star Wars fans
not into this Obi-Wan series.
What do you think?
They're whiny little bitches.
Okay, that's what I was going to say.
Whiny little bitches.
They're impatient.
They have no concept of waiting for a story to pan out and i'm i'm also gonna say
that there was a little fault on the side of the makers of the series because there was a um
important villain not gonna spoil anything there was an important villain who you think may or may
not have died it was a very intense moment and for a lot of fans they went they broke canon
this the story doesn't matter they're changing stuff and it makes people very upset and people
want to see a lot of stuff but they want to see it in episode one right they want to see it now
they don't want to wait till episode four five six they they have no concept of a payoff you
don't like the suspense no and guess what nobody, but that's what watching a movie is, and this was
a story that was supposed to be a movie that was extended
into six episodes with varying
run times. I absolutely
love it. I think Ewan McGregor is
fantastic. I think Hayden Christensen
coming back as Anakin Skywalker.
Darth Vader is
brilliant, and if anyone's
watched the latest episode, it has
possibly the coolest darth vader
scenes of all time it's awesome but that's what it is it's so freaking cool and i absolutely love
it and i freaking hate everybody on twitter good shut twitter down looking at his watch
no he's been watching this stuff i've watched mandalorian i've watched boba fett i mean i'm
gonna watch this one so i just hear about it because kevin and uh felicity watched all the time nice
yeah have they been watching miss marvel at all that looks so weak no dude we're in two episodes
i really like it dude i don't know man that looks too like honestly the screenshots i i brought that
up to ravey the screenshots that you see online of miss marvel is her wearing a cosplay outfit. It's not the actual
superhero. It looks like somebody threw like a
superhero costume on like a Degrassi episode.
Once she explained that to me,
oh, okay. Then I watched it
and then I really enjoyed it. I thought, the same
thing I go, this looks so bad.
I've kind of fallen out of the whole Marvel superhero
thing. I have like no desire to.
Thank you. I don't know, man. Do you watch
The Boys? I do, but I haven't watched the new episodes. They're like four episodes thing i have like no desire to thank you i don't know man do you watch the boys no i do but i
haven't watched the new episodes they're like four episodes in right yeah i've watched the
whole previous season but marvel stuff like i hadn't watched the new doctor strange one i
probably won't watch it you don't need streamable they've already got pre-approved for season what
are they on right now four four okay so they're on they got approved for season five for the boys
yeah the boys looks yeah i'm gonna watch. I just forget that it's out there.
Tyler's watching the boys.
So I'm watching it and I'm so into it right now.
So they've been releasing the new episodes, I think, around midnight.
Yeah, I get up for work at about 430 in the morning.
I've been getting up at about 330 in the morning on Friday so I can watch it.
Wow.
So I'll watch it before work because I work with a couple people who watch it
and they'll wake up a little bit earlier.
Of course, they don't have to go in until like 10.
So they wake up a little bit earlier
and then they watch it before I go to work.
So this way I'm like, okay, look, I saw it.
Like, let's talk, you know, whatever.
And plus like sometimes I work at Lids right after,
especially on Fridays.
And when I get home, I'm just like, I'm dead tired.
I don't really want to watch anything. So I'm like, okay okay well maybe if I just watch it before and oh my god this last
episode I know so good oh god there's a spoiler that I want to tell so bad but I won't I'll have
to watch all of them and catch up for next week don't do it I won't uh and other streaming news
Netflix is gonna do a real live squid game and the prize money is $4.5 million.
Yes.
Now, I'm putting out this question to the room.
I think it's a little too easy if, like, oh, we had to pick one person to play.
We're going to pick Eric, obviously, to try to win.
If we had these two players in, who would last the longest?
Julianne in her current state or tyler
who in squid game julianne me julianne reasoning stop reasoning so i actually found out some
information about tyler recently all of a sudden he was divulging information like apparently he's
had these like major knee problems his whole life it doesn't it didn't surprise me oh i forgot about
it didn't surprise me because you look at him and you're like okay it makes sense but he was like yeah man i played football
i was like i was almost had to get reconstructive knee surgery and we know his arms all jacked up
he has that like angled elbow thing i have zero faith in any athletic anything and julianne is
pregnant and i think she could i think she could outrun him i think she could i think she could
out wrestle him i'd have no could out-wrestle him.
I have no faith in Tyler athletically.
Here's the thing.
If you watch the show,
not everything that they did was super athletic.
What about the cookie game?
Tyler versus Julianne.
Have you seen his fingers?
You think fine motor skills is Tyler's advantage?
Have you seen his fingers in my mouth? Come on.
Tyler running? No.
Fine motor skills? Anything with
fine notice, like detail?
His hands are like sausages, dude.
Okay, so he's out. Red light, green light.
Red light, green light, out. He wouldn't be able to do
the whole standing still motion, you know?
So you're putting Julianne...
I'm putting Julianne's unborn baby
ahead of Tyler.
Stop it. The fetus got you, Tyler.
Damn, son.
I mean, the fetus can hold.
Y'all are just haters.
Y'all are just haters.
All right.
Well, moving on to theme park news.
Knott's Berry Farm.
Eric, you usually get a pass for the season.
I have one.
Currently.
So you currently have a pass.
They did announce that they're having the Knott's Berry Farm summer nights
where they're going to have a new
food menu.
People sleep on Knott's Berry Farm
when it comes to food.
Their food thing...
Their food thing,
towards the end of the Rona,
they had their Boysenberry Festival.
None of the rides were open, but they opened it for
food because you could go eat at places all outside.
Very similar to the one that Disney does does the um california wine and food festival yeah i love their boys and berry beer yeah hell yeah oh my god and they've stepped up
their drink game throughout the whole park too yeah apparently i don't have the list of items
unfortunately but apparently they're adding even more to it and i always want to shout out
knots because again people sleep on their food game.
It is so strong.
It's good.
And overall, dude,
Knott's is, you know,
it's a nice little spot, too.
They redid the whole little back.
You know, it's kind of like the pier area
where the Perilous Plunge used to be
and stuff like that.
I mean, it's a cool little spot.
Now, how often do you go
now that you have a pass?
Maybe a couple times,
like once or twice a month.
It's one of those things
where it's like,
what do you want to do?
I mean, you know, we live like 15, 20 minutes, so you go and kill some time.
Get in for free, free parking.
Oh, it comes with free parking, too?
Well, you pay for it one time, or you pay for it one time, and then you add it to your
pass for like 20 bucks on the whole season.
Oh, how much is the pass in total?
I don't know.
It's not that much.
And it's one of those things where you buy the day, you get the whole year free kind
of thing.
Oh, damn. That's a hell of a deal. That's awesome. much. And it's one of those things where you buy the day, you get the whole year free kind of thing. Oh, damn.
That's a hell of a deal.
That's awesome.
Yeah, I love my Knott's Pass.
I love Knott's Berry Farm.
All right.
We have a vacation coming up with the Woody Show
in a couple weeks.
And I just want to let everybody know
that if you're trying to plan a vacation,
now Target and Best Buy and all these other places
are saying that spending is low.
People are not spending on their homes anymore because they're out of the pandemic and they
want to go places.
So retail sales are down like crazy.
No one is buying any home goods.
So they're doing like all these super sales to try to sell stuff because they said that
people are spending money on vacations.
I'm telling you, I have done the research because I'm trying to plan
out my vacations for the rest of the year. If you want a deal on vacations, you got to do a cruise.
It is the best deal out of anything. You go to every single cruise website. You can do
an awesome cruise, I'm telling you, for $300 a person.
I believe it.
It's insane.
It is the best deal right now if you want to do a vacation.
Don't they also give you like a fatty discount on your bar tabs too?
I keep seeing that.
Yeah, there's been some like they're throwing in the alcohol packages and the Wi-Fi packages.
And you got to do the drink card.
I've only done one cruise and I didn't do the drink card. It ends you got to do the the drink card yeah i've only done
one cruise and i didn't do the drink card ends up costing more oh yeah i'm getting the drink package
i'm spending like yeah i spend an obscene amount of money on drinks always get the drink package
yeah the alaskan cruises are for older people right yeah but i see i feel like a lot of younger
people are getting into the last cruise now because they say it's like super legit naturey.
I really want to go.
Unfortunately, Nacho, I'm slowly talking her into doing an Alaskan cruise because she's like, I want to be on a beach.
I want to, you know, be like Julianne, turn up like crazy.
But I go, look, we've done all those things.
Let's try the Alaskan cruise.
I have like something like that, too, where's like, I don't go north for vacation.
I go south. I go
beaches, sand, south of
the equator. I don't go where it's cold and
snowing. Yeah, me neither. Just at least one
time. You love
nature. I do. Unless I'm snowboarding,
I guess. You're not helping me with my argument.
Eric,
you seem like a guy who
would go on an Alaskan cruise
to the northern light.
I'm so surprised that you say that.
You don't want to do that?
Yeah, but if I'm going on vacation,
I wouldn't want to be...
You guys have seen me in Vegas.
You've seen me at Morongo.
When I go on vacation,
I don't pack sleeves.
I wear tank tops and jerseys.
I'd rather be flip-flops and sweating
than bundled up, you know.
Now, it's funny that you say
that because I got to give
props to Randy because Randy was
way ahead of the game on this
and now it's super popular
is the Hoochie Daddy shorts.
The super short
shorts where it's like halfway
on your thigh. Dude. Like runner shorts.
Why are you giving him any props period
I know is he wearing them with his crocs
it's hard it's hard to say this
that's exactly what he wears like everyday
these hoochie daddy shorts
it's a thing now
I was just talking about those yesterday with somebody
yeah are you all in or all out
on hoochie daddy shorts
if it's like maybe a few inches
above the knee i'm cool but
once you get to the middle of the thigh yeah uh no randy was rocking that yeah i don't know if
you missed it you and that's the thing though it's like like a lot of the times it's some of
the bigger dudes wearing some of them so it's not they look like two like trash bags so they're so
wide and so short at the same time it's like if you're wearing them you gotta have at least
a little bit of definition
in your thigh or something
maybe
yeah yes
or a nice ass
and the problem is too
like they don't wear them
often enough
so there's a straight up
tan line
yeah
that's what Randy
your leg's like
your leg's like
three different colors
like if you're gonna
Randy was so white
yeah if you're gonna commit
to something like that
you gotta wear shorts regularly
or tan regularly because yeah you got if you're going to commit to something like that, you got to wear shorts regularly or tan regularly because you got...
If you're going hoochie daddy, you got to be tanning.
You got to be prepped.
Hoochie daddy.
Well, since you already brought it up, I was going to talk about it a little bit later,
but Crocs.
Who put it in the group chat?
Was it Randy?
No.
No, it was me.
The Margaritaville ones?
Dude.
I would rock those.
They had Margaritaville Crocs, Julianne.
Yay.
Straight fire.
How exciting.
Let me see a picture.
It celebrates everything that you love.
Alcohol and alcohol.
Yeah.
More alcohol.
And comfortable footwear.
And footwear.
Like, oh my God.
I was all in on these Crocs.
You know what would be really cool?
You know those chanclas that are the sandals that would have the bottle openers on the bottom?
Yes.
I have a pair of those.
Wouldn't that be so cool if they had a spot for a straw in your Croc?
You'd open up the little tab and a straw would come out.
All right.
So I just bought a brand new pair of those sandals, Reefs.
Nice.
Yes.
I have them.
I literally cut off a tag on a brand new pair of Reef sandals yesterday.
Brand new.
And then you were talking about the straw.
Reef sandals had a version of the bottle opener sandals.
With the straw?
Not in the straw, but the base under the heel where it gets a little thicker.
You could pour a shot or two of alcohol.
So it's not a straw.
No way.
Yeah, they had a little twist on it.
I didn't like that part because you have to put your mouth on your glove. Yeah, I mean, it's not a straw. Yeah, they had like a little twist off. I didn't like that part
because you have to put your mouth on your...
Yeah, I mean,
it's already a little sketchy.
It's already a little sketchy.
What are you wasting?
You don't care.
What do you think of these Crocs?
Oh.
Everybody Google it.
Margaritaville Crocs.
Now they're not just selling them.
You got to like sign up
to potentially buy them.
The collab ones are always like...
Dude, why they gotta do me like that?
Yeah, like my fiance has the Post Malone ones, the black and hot pink ones. Damn. sign up to potentially buy them. The collab ones are always like... Dude, why they gotta do me like that?
My fiance has the Post Malone ones,
the black and hot pink ones.
That's a lot of ish on your shoe.
It has a shot glass,
and lime, and the other ones have
ice on it. Dude, you'd be
swagging on everybody.
I don't do the giblets. I don't wear them outside
good.
The jibs? Good and good.
The jibs are too much. I don't know about that. You don't j the giblets. I don't wear them outside, you know. The jibs? Good and good. So the jibs are too much.
I don't know about that.
You don't jib at all.
I don't jib it.
You go gibless?
I go gibless, bro.
Damn.
I bring this up because I noticed at the mall in Downey, a kiosk that sells only crock jibs.
Yeah.
I walked by and I'm like, what are these people doing over there?
And they're like digging, rustling.
And I'm like, what the hell people doing over there? And they're like digging, rustling. And I'm like, what the hell?
Flea markets have tables full.
And it's like, yeah, there was like barrels on this like kiosk of little giblets that
people were digging through.
Yeah, they have a kiosk at the outlet mall over by Morongo for just jibs as well.
And I'm like, oh, that's a pretty nice jib.
You know what I found out?
That you're not allowed to wear Crocs at schools.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, because of the jibs, man.
You gotta have
gang-affiliated ones.
No, that's not why.
Is it because
they're considered sandals?
Yeah, that would be why.
No, it's because
they're not secure enough
on your foot.
So if there was an emergency,
they were to go run out,
they would trip and fall
or not have a shoe or whatever.
That's why you have
the sport band on the back.
You gotta throw that thing
into off-road mode.
You gotta click the back end. That's called natural selection,
okay? Those kids get hurt.
No problem. What happened to him?
He was wearing Crocs.
Evolution works wonders. Sorry. People are wearing Crocs
at the gym. I've
seen more and more people wearing them at the gym.
This is the only way I would wear Crocs.
If the people who
invented Crocs are listening, make some Healy Crocs.
Oh, no, they have some out there.
They're custom, yeah.
This girl, I think her name is Happy Kelly on TikTok.
Well, she's like massive on TikTok, and she's way into Crocs,
and then Crocs started sponsoring her because she has millions
of followers. Oh my God.
She has the Healy ones. There's a
I want Healy's period. There's
a petition on change.org
make Lightning McQueen Healy
Crocs at adult size.
Okay.
Hold on.
I oh I buy those.
Yes. Oh my gosh. Roll day immediately I buy those yes oh my gosh
roll day club
immediately with time
oh yeah
look
as far as the
margaritaville ones
look
I'm a big fan
of our margarita
lord and savior
jimmy buffett
but I'm not
buying those things
okay
wait hold on
I see you at the
pool with these
so I'm on
just etsy now
with croc shoes
they have
effing spoilers
that you can put on the back of your crocs.
So you could look like a little...
Or, for Tyler, custom
made spurs so you could do
a little cowboy dance in them.
Tyler's in.
I know they have like truck nut ones.
Oh yeah, the truck nuts.
Jesus Christ. You guys know
I'm not a fan of crocs.
But I'm going to tie this back to cruising and stuff.
Croc nuts.
But I do support these.
I wouldn't wear them.
I wouldn't buy them.
But I do support them,
especially if you're on the Margaritaville cruise.
Yes.
Margaritaville cruise to Margaritaville.
I'm just lagging on everybody.
Or you put them on and go to Margaritaville at CityWalk.
Yes.
Margaritaville CityWalk.
You're there
popping your collar.
I mean,
I do like Margaritaville CityWalk.
I'm just trying to get
you guys in nothing crocs.
They have Margaritaville Resort
in Palm Springs.
Yes.
Wait, they do?
Swagging.
They have it in Florida as well.
Yes.
I want a Margarita now.
I know.
Let's do it.
Margaritaville in Vegasgas too all right first marg
i was gonna say uh spending money on vacations they they did say this in the news reports
everybody's spending their money on vacation not to be doom and gloom but they did say like
hey this is not the time to go into super debt to have some lavish vacation because the economy is god-awful right now.
And a lot of companies are dialing back.
They're hiring and they're cutting people and all that kind of stuff.
So they say, save your money.
And yes, please save your money right now.
And interest rates are going up, correct?
Yes.
So it's super hard to get a home now and all kinds of stuff.
So it is bad.
But with that said, let's talk about fun stuff.
Have you guys bought anything fun lately?
We brought this up on the Woody show.
Is there anything that comes to mind?
You're like, oh, I bought this.
Now, Julianne, you get to sleep in now, so you probably didn't hear this.
Something that I bought recently.
Oh, and I have it.
I'll let you try it.
I bought the Ariana Grande face mist. So you spray it okay i bought the ariana grande face mist so
you spray it on your face yeah is it for your makeup it's like refreshing yeah well apparently
after reading the label it's for makeup but on the initial label itself it's just like a refreshing
face spray now there is a man version of it that harry's razors makes so i saw the ariana grande
one first and then i went to target and I saw the Harry's Razors man one
so I was like, oh, I'll just buy the Harry's
Razors one. Bought it, didn't like it.
So I went back and I bought the
Ariana Grande one and I quite enjoy it.
And I let Greg try it and he loved
it as well. Because you know what? It's not just
for makeup if you're going to use it as a man. It's also
for the glow, I believe.
You have the glow up? Yeah, so you
don't get glowy, like the oily skin.
It helps with that.
I've used the spray before.
It feels good.
Yeah, it feels good.
It's like it gives you a little scent.
It kind of gives you like a fresh, yeah.
I don't care why they're hating.
It takes away the oil from your face.
Which version?
I don't know.
It was Leigh-Anne's.
Oh, Ariana Grande.
But this is from a while ago.
This Ariana Grande stuff's new.
This was not an Ariana Grande thing.
She had some kind of thing that she got from-
The facial spray.
Yeah, but I've used the face spray before.
It was like cucumber or something or other crap.
I'm all in on it.
You know what?
I just bought some too, but mine is Urban Decay.
Oh, damn.
And as you were saying this, I just remembered.
I forgot to put mine on this morning.
Oh, damn.
Oh, don't worry, girl.
I got my Ariana Grande joint here.
She's a mischie.
I'll mischie.
Anything else you guys can think of that you bought lately?
The only thing I bought is when I went to go see the new Top Gun movie, I bought the
popcorn bucket that looks like the outside of it.
Oh, hell yeah.
Nice.
Yeah, the collector bucket.
I was like, I actually kind of want this.
This is pretty cool.
That's dope. What do you think?
It was only an extra seven bucks and the movie
was amazing. Okay, cool.
The movie was dope. Yeah, I haven't had a chance
to see it. Same. I haven't seen it yet,
but everybody that I know has watched it said
it's legit. It's straight out of the 80s.
It's fun. It's exactly
what you would hope for it to be. See Tom Cruise
literally fly like every plane imaginable
and you know. Yeah. Rooster.
Yeah. I rewatched the
old one, the 80s one. You did?
Yeah. Oh yeah. Because Leigh-Anne hadn't seen it
so I had to give her the first one before
we went and saw the next one. Yeah I did see it like at
top streaming. So
I'd never realized that literally
the only song they play in like every montage
was the Highway to the Danger Zone.
Like literally every song, every song is like, oh, it's like, okay, all right.
There's the, there's the intro.
And then like 10 minutes later, oh, we're, oh, we're back to that song.
Okay.
And like, if you rewatch it, they play that song like seven times.
No way.
How has she never seen that movie though?
That's not, that's not in her wheelhouse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But like, she didn't have a dad growing up who would watch it.
I don't know.
That's how I first saw it.
I think it just depends on what they were watching
at the time.
I don't know.
She's never seen it.
Yeah, there was a lot.
But not in her wheelhouse.
There's a good amount of movies that I missed as a kid
that I then watched later as an adult.
Not Top Gun, though.
Top Gun.
Oh, man, that was a weekend movie.
Did you guys hear about E.T. and Jaws coming to IMAX?
Yeah, for the anniversary.
Yeah.
Like 40-year anniversary.
You want this one?
I've never seen ET.
No.
Damn.
Oh, my gosh.
Low-key, ET's kind of overrated.
No.
You son of a bitch.
You need to go home.
Okay.
The most I've seen of ET is...
Technically, I'm doing this podcast for my partner
yeah the only thing
I've seen of E.T.
is that was it
Dreamworks
when they
that used to be
the logo or something
yeah it still is
I mean
I'll be a little honest
when it comes to the E.T.
I always liked the ride
better than the movie
you effing haters
but I love the ride
I thought the ride
was great
so yeah
the ride used to be
at Universal Studios
Hollywood
and dude it would like blow your mind so cool because so effing cool I thought the ride was great. So, yeah, the ride used to be at Universal Studios Hollywood.
And, dude, it would, like, blow your mind.
So cool.
Because... So effing cool.
Because they didn't tell you, but they always asked for your name before the ride.
What's your name?
They'd tell you the name.
And then at the end of the ride, spoiler alert, they said goodbye.
And E.T. says your name!
Wow.
So cool.
I've never been on the ride.
Ian, Ian.
This is so dope.
Whatever name you put in, it would come out.
Because me and my friends would go for like field trips, you know, to Universal Studios.
We all picked video game character names.
So we all went through it once as the names of Super Mario characters.
I knew you were going to say Mario.
Guess what?
It worked.
Dude, it's E.T. waving at you, saying your effing name.
It was so cool.
And believe it or not not they still have it in
orlando at universal studios orlando see which i'm gonna go to in a couple weeks so cool all right
um what did i want to talk about oh sports what the hell's happening in sports lately you have
the nba nba uh finals which is actually really good I've been watching obviously because my wife's a big
Warriors fan she's like I need
courtside for game 7
oh nice okay cool
does she have a limb she can offer up as payment
I think the cheapest ticket would probably
be 20 grand
for one ticket
the Warriors in general
courtside during the season for a no name game
would cost you a boatload of money yeah it's interesting to watch the game in general, like courtside during the season for a no-name game would cost you a boatload of money.
Yeah, it's interesting to watch the game because it's like, here you have the Warriors who are all about threes.
Shooting threes all day, not really taking it to the hole.
And then you have the Celtics who are just like taking the hole constantly.
So it's just this like back and forth game.
So like the Warriors are only going to
win if they make those threes yeah they might not even make it back to uh to san francisco for game
seven yeah i think they probably wrap it up in boston you think so yeah i think they
boston's not playing well all i heard was hole at rim this entire time that's it we've uh when i do
watch basketball on the rare chance at home, it's on the TV.
My fiance was sitting next to me
and she'd be like, did they just say penetrate?
And I'm like, yeah. I'm like, yeah, basketball
is very sexual when it comes
to terminology and stuff. I love the reels
that they put together on Instagram of all that
stuff they say.
They're so raunchy.
I love it. Football is probably the most
sexual when you look at what they're doing.
But basketball, the terminology and stuff, like penetration, take it to the hole.
There's an old clip of Marv Albert.
One of the guys threw up a dunk and he just says he threw up a facial.
Is there anything else going on exciting in sports?
I mean, Dodgers are playing right now.
NHL finals.
Or Stanley Cup finals.
When you guys said sports, he was like, whatever.
But isn't fake wrestling a sport to you?
Fake wrestling?
It's not fake wrestling.
It's called pro wrestling.
Thank you.
That's a double negative.
Pro wrestling.
Double negative.
Didn't a fake wrestler just get a DUI?
This is a touchy subject.
Very touchy subject.
But it did happen
Jeff Hardy who now
wrestles for All Elite Wrestling he has a lot
of substance abuse issues and
he fell off
the wagon it's a very sad story
he was in court and took a
didn't he take a shot or he took a swig of something
he was drinking in court
he had a swig of something I don't know
what it was.
But he said, alcohol is my best friend and also my worst enemy.
That was not in court.
That was at a show that he had the night before.
And he was drinking whiskey and he said this was his best friend.
Problem with Jeff Hardy is Jeff Hardy has a couple DUIs already.
This is his third one.
He was not supposed to be driving.
He was not supposed to be doing anything. Well, He was not supposed to be driving. He was not supposed to be doing
anything. He wasn't supposed to be driving because he was
drinking, but also because he probably didn't
have a license. That's the thing. He had a suspended
license. The part
of this that hurts is that Jeff
left WWE
a few months prior.
He left
a show abruptly. He just
said, screw it. I'm done with with this i'm tired and he walked out
the crowd and the company immediately said you're on drugs you're going to rehab you need help we're
forcing you to go to rehab unless you do better okay at least they try to help him but but here's
the thing one and this is what upsets me and i I don't know how many people actually have knowledge of people that are abusers or do have problems with substance abuse.
Manis, I know you've had a few friends in the past that have had stuff with that.
It is not as clear cut as some people think it is and is not as easy going as some people think it is to just, oh, loser, they fell off the wagon.
Oh, they should get help.
Sorry, that's not how it works.
So for Jeff. That's not how it works. So for Jeff...
That's not how it works with any
type of addiction. Exactly, but not a lot
of people get that. And I have
someone in my family I'm related to
in some way. He's the same
way. He will be doing great. He'll be
doing fantastic and he'll be proud of him. He'll
be telling him, dude, you're doing great. This is awesome.
And the next week he falls off the wagon.
And sometimes it's... It's so frustrating. It's a self-destructive mentality and it actually hurts you to see this because you're like dude you're doing great this is awesome and the next week he falls off the wagon and it sometimes it's so frustrating it's a self-destructive mentality and it actually
hurts you to see this because you're like you're so good you're doing so freaking good i was happy
for the guy dude was getting like money and he was popular he's doing great so freaking sucks
the company he works for now got a hold of him and said hey we want you to go to rehab if you'll do
it you're going to be suspended until you come back are you willing to go we'll figure out the best place for you and he said yes oh that's awesome
so this so this is a moment of him going i do need the help and i'm gonna get the help that's good
because bam margera i don't even know if they've found him yet they have found him so the problem
so bam margera just have why yeah was in rehab he's gone to rehab multiple times uh the story
just came out a couple days ago that
he just left rehab and went missing.
I didn't know what the update was though.
The update is that apparently he
did not like the
facility
he was at and he didn't want to be there
and he was like, I'm out. I'm going to leave.
I'm going to go find a new facility.
Problem is that the court mandated that it was
this facility he had to be at and he didn't just leave there like a sedan picked him up and he left
so it was like he didn't want to be there the the thing though is and this is what I'm trying to say
especially with like Jeff Hardy where it takes like one moment it could just be one thing in
your head it was Ryan Dunn's birthday oh and I think that played into it. He was sitting at a rehab.
He saw it was his best friend's birthday.
He got really upset about it. And he's like, you know what? I don't want to be
here. This place sucks. I'm gone.
And he dipped out. But they did find him
and he is on his way back to the facility
because he said no. Was he using or no?
They said no. He just didn't want to be there.
He didn't like the place. But they're saying you have to
and he's going back. So he should be back there
today. Thanks for bringing down the room, Julianne're saying you have to, and he's going back. So he should be back there today.
Thanks for bringing down the room, Julianne.
Anything else happening in sports that's fun?
It was fun watching the Dodgers beat the Angels the last two nights.
No, we don't need to talk about that. It was fun watching the Angels lose 17 of the last 19 games.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Don't need to talk about that.
Oh, it was fun.
Around my birthday, I did see the Braves smack the Pirates in Pittsburgh,
so that was great.
When was your birthday?
Oh, like two weeks ago.
I mentioned that the Angels sucked.
You didn't remember.
It's fine.
No.
Dude, they lost
14 games in a row.
They fired their manager
halfway through.
This man got a mohawk
to try and motivate his players,
and the players never saw it because he got fired.
So it's just like, oh, dude, this team.
The manager of the Angels.
The manager of Joe Maddon.
Yeah, no, like this team, epic sucks.
He cut his hair as like a rally cry
and got fired before he showed the team.
Oh, no.
Look, I go through this every goddamn year.
I'm pissed off already.
It's not even the all-star break yet.
Dude, I look at the calendar.
Oh, look at that.
Football season's coming around.
Falcons suck.
Cool.
Let's go through this for another goddamn year.
I'm pissed already.
It's not even July.
Not bad.
Calm down.
Guys, I'm just saying, move the Angels to Vegas.
Move them to Vegas.
They'll get a fan base there. Right? Everybody will go
to their stupid games because everybody will travel
from wherever
and then let Disney
have their freaking Angel Stadium
in Anaheim and build another
park and everybody's happy. There you go. It's fixed.
Fixed. Easy. Simple.
Why are we playing these stupid games?
You know, if they did move,
Tyler has already told me,
and we've screenshot and put on Twitter,
that if they did move, he would no longer be an Angels fan.
Oh, if they moved to Vegas, he wouldn't be an Angels fan?
Anywhere.
He's that good of a fan that if they removed,
he would just no longer be a fan.
So he wouldn't want to be in Vegas.
I don't think they're going to end up moving to Vegas.
I think Oakland has a better shot of moving to Vegas.
Don't deflect.
I do know that Major League Baseball is very interested in putting a team in Nashville.
And if the Angels go to Nashville, I'm out.
Why wouldn't they just create a whole new team?
Why would they need to move teams?
It's possible, but then you have to find an owner who's willing to pay.
It's easier to move a team than to get an expansion team.
You've got to do expansion drafts.
And why do you guys think that the Angels would be the team to move?
Because they suck,
and then any team that will go to Vegas will get instant fan base.
If it goes to Vegas, it would probably be the Athletics
because they're already looking at and bidding on places,
and their minor league team is in Vegas.
They want to go, but they keep on getting screwed by oakland the angels though i mean they're they just um had a huge
falling out with the city of anaheim see anaheim's like yo we're not funding anything for you guys
they're basically can't gonna do they're not gonna do any upgrades to the facilities for like years
and years to come why how did they have a falling out like that literally it's disney and the angels
that fund that entire town. There was a scandal.
Behind the scenes crap
with like who's controlling stuff.
Oh, never mind.
Okay.
Yeah, there was a big payout
to like the city council
and stuff like that.
Get that city council
out of there too
because they're the ones
that have been screwing over Disney
because Disney was supposed
to put like this
new badass hotel
where ESPN Sports Center was
at right there
downtown Disney and
that got axed because of the city
dude don't even tell me because I was
about to ask this dumbass question
and I think I already know the answer
I'm like okay well if he's going to drop the angels who's he
going to pick up?
Astros
wow you son of a bitch
you dirty mother effer
I don't think so you already have
What do you mean you don't think so
Do you want me to pull up your tweets from the world series
Last year or the year before that
Dude you were
There's an effing piece of paper on our wall
That says H-Town from you
You're already Houston
Through and through you piece of crap
It actually does
Oh maybe what the eff bro You're already Houston through and through, you piece of crap. It actually does. It does. Oh, maybe.
What the F, bro?
I don't know.
You're already Houston, bitch.
Look, I'll see who will pay the highest for my service.
F off.
You're a crap sports fan, dude.
You're the worst kind of sports fan there is.
Tyler's moving to Vegas.
Dude, you have a tattoo and you're just willing to throw away the team.
Yeah, that was for the angels that were in California. You're a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
That was for angels in the outfield, okay?
I love the movie.
I love the movie.
All right, guys.
Well, I got to wrap this up.
A lot of stuff to do.
Everybody has to do things and stuff.
Yeah, kind of stuff.
Got some things to do.
We definitely have some things to do because we're off Monday.
Yes.
The show's off.
I don't know if you guys caught it.
They had a giant discussion for Juneteenth, so we're off.
Nice.
We have a show to get ready.
Let's do that.
I was thinking about that yesterday.
I'm like, wait, am I off?
I don't even know.
I'm going to ask Butler and Stryker.
I think it's not appropriate if you're not off because it's a national holiday.
We are off on the 4th and the 5th of July. Sweet. I think it's not appropriate if you're not off. It's a national holiday.
We are off on the 4th and the 5th of July.
Sweet.
Yes, Monday and a Tuesday.
I think that's a Woody show vacation. Yeah, we're on vacation.
You know what's dope about our vacation
and not yours is that we're not going to be pregnant
during it.
Oh, no.
Hell yeah.
Dick.
Drink, baby. Hell yeah. Dick. Drink, baby.
Pregnant, sir.
Okay.
All right, guys.
Well, real quick, shout out to Blankets by Tracy.
Blanketsbytracy.com.
Go pick them up.
That's T-R-A-C-E-Y.com.
And I'm sure she's going to have a bunch of team logos up on her website as well.
So go pick up a blanket.
They rule.
I use them every single day to nap with my little French Bulldogs.
And I love them so much.
Also, shout out to Shasta Jeans Boutique.
That would be Shasta's website.
What's going on over there, Bort?
You can find new limited edition crystal ball sacks, which are still flying off the shelves.
Now we have custom silver velvet and custom green velvet as well. There is amethyst necklaces.
There is tarot card bags, tons of different earrings, necklaces, bracelets, and just tons
of stuff you can get.
It's jazztjeansboutique.com.
That's with two O's.
Or you can find the link in my link tree at stbort on Instagram.
You know what's sick
about these orders
that are going out now?
Yeah.
Guinea pig stamps on them.
Oh, my God.
What, you customized the stamp?
Chast has a custom stamp
that goes on the back.
It is a mystic guinea.
So you will find it
on the back of your order.
Nice.
Sweet.
Awesome.
Okay, we also have to shout out
a bunch of people.
Shout out to Joe Coy.
Joe Coy has a movie coming out in August.
You can get your tickets already on Fandango if you like for Easter Sunday.
And he is extremely excited about it.
He is also still on tour.
So you can go to JoeCoy.com.
That's JoeCoy.com.
J-O-K-O-Y.com.
Check him out on tour.
Check out his lady on tour.
That would be, she's kind of famous.
What's her name again?
Chelsea.
Chelsea.
Something Handler.
Handler, yes.
Chelsea Handler.
Check her out on tour as well.
Love her.
Who else do we need to shout out?
We got to shout out Nerd Out Podcast.
Just go to nerdoutpodcast.com.
Also check out the Friday Hour with myself and Ravy.
Just go to fridayhour.com. We stream on Twitch once a week. If you want to check it out, do that.
Also pick up Diego Hot Sauce. Just go to diegohotsauce.com. Or if you're in the restaurant
industry, request Diego Hot Sauce through Cisco so you can have it in your restaurant.
Shout out to the band Matt and Kim.
Go to mattandkim.com.
Check them out on tour.
Check them out on festival lineups.
They rule or stream their music wherever you find music.
Check out this restaurant.
It's called The Black Goat.
It is in Prescott, Arizona.
If you're driving through Prescott or you're listening in Prescott or near Prescott, check
out The Black Goat.
Check out the Sex with Emily podcast.
Just go to sexwithemily.com or follow her on Instagram at sexwithemily.
And don't forget, listen to the Mothership, the Woody Show, Monday through Friday on the
iHeartRadio app.
Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Yeah, I'm going to get off here and go take a nap because I've worked seven days in a
row at both jobs and I'm exhausted.
All right.
Whoa, whoa. You told me you worked 10 days in a row at both jobs and I'm exhausted. All right, do that, man.
Whoa, you told me you worked 10 days in a row
and that's why you couldn't test your audio.
So 10 days in a row doing at least one job,
but I was picking up overtime at the one job I was doing.
All right, yeah, definitely get a nap, dude.
Either way, I'm effing tired, dude.
Don't burn yourself, dude.
Also, hashtag GoHalo.
So whatever they do to me, they're just going to put me
in a hotel.
You're a disgrace.
You can't say that. By the way, I texted him the picture of his hashtag h town yeah and he just left all
right yeah uh brett do you have anything to say before we leave uh yeah um thank you guys remember
my birthday thank you we did board we played you Made you think that we didn't think of your birthday.
I know. Now I can't be a dick. Damn it.
We got you. Damn it. Well, there's
at least one person I can still be a dick to, so it's fine.
Alright, cool. Nice. So thank
you guys. No problem.
Alright, Julianne, anything
to say before we leave?
I got eight weeks left of this pregnant
belly. That's it. Eight weeks, guys.
And I'm done. Yeah. Get that Eight weeks, guys. And I'm done.
Get that thing out of your body.
Then I'll get that snap back.
Leave it at the house.
Turn up.
I'm ready.
Take me to Palm Springs.
Yes.
That's going to be my first party spot.
Hell yeah.
Let's do it.
Eric, anything before we leave?
84 days, guys, till football's back.
Nice.
84 days.
It's been a while since we had a podcast.
I think we were just under 100 last time.
I know.
84 days.
Yeah, I think last time we were like at 96 or something.
Yeah, that is the math.
Two weeks ago, I think, right?
You will find us at SoFi Stadium this year.
So get ready. Let's do it. All right, everybody. Thank you for listening to this podcast. math I'm smart you will find us at SoFi Stadium this year so
get ready
let's do it
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