What's New Podcast - Olympics Obsessed, New Hot Sauce, New Movies, LAFC & More!

Episode Date: July 30, 2021

This week we talk Olympics Obsessed, New Hot Sauce, New Movies, LAFC & More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bortz aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric and he is also called Soundwave. They're bringing up that Nick Soundwave again on the Woody Show, just FYI. Oh they also called sound wave they're bringing up that nick sound wave again on the woody show just fyi you know they are yeah they're shouting it out and we also have randy who's a radio dj on alt 98 7 in los angeles and he works on the woody show hey guys

and join us from houston texas would be tyler who's on the Sean Salisbury Show, a sports morning radio show in Houston, Texas. Now, I wanted to bring this up because it's going down this Sunday. We had it last Sunday where we had this huge thing called the Fun Zone, a.k.a. the VIP area at the Giltinis game at the L.A. Coliseum. Randy, you were there as well. So much fun. We had a huge guest list of listeners and we're doing it once again. And this Sunday, actually,

it is the championship game and they're playing Atlanta, right? They're playing Atlanta. Check this out. Steve Aoki is doing a full set at this event. How wild is that? And we have a $5 hookup for people. And you know, how often do you get to see Steve Aoki for only

$5? Dude, I had friends hitting me up like big EDm people though is this like is this legit yeah it's real yeah buy your ticket yeah go to partywithwoody.com that's partywithwoody.com that starts at 1 p.m we'll be there and we can't wait to see you there and something i can't wait to talk about is something that we started talking about towards the end of the last podcast where tyler's dad apparently takes two weeks off for the olympics yes and i told him i mentioned this and he wanted me to clarify something very specific okay uh real quick he wanted me to say that it is not his only two weeks of vacation that he's taking off. Apparently, this is what he told me. He has like 70-something days.

No, I assume that he has – that's not his only vacation that he takes. Oh, yeah. I'm sure you assumed that. Everybody else, he wanted to double-check, make sure, like, hey, don't make it sound like I'm ditching my family just to watch the Olympics. The Olympics happens every four years. So he only takes one vacation every four years. I ditch my family, too.

They're watching sports for two weeks. I'm surprised. I was about to say, like, you were going to say, um, so he only takes one vacation every four years. So I'm watching sports for two weeks. I'm surprised. I was about to say, like, you were going to say, Hey, you know what? My dad's not that weird.

He actually, he's not that much into the Olympic games where he takes two weeks off, but apparently no heavily invested. So what games does he like the best? So he originally went to the Olympics back when they were in LA in 1984. That was the first time and obviously the only time he's ever seen them live because you know they rotate countries cities all that stuff like that really that's how they do yeah that's incredible i've never heard this in

my life he is very very invested in track and field he absolutely loves track and field. He is really big. I think you're a fat little boy. There it is. All right. He is also very heavily invested in the swimming. Those are his pretty much go-tos. Okay. But he likes watching everything. And I'm not even joking. A couple days after the podcast, he sent me another picture at about three in the morning on a Sunday, which would have been one in the morning their time, and he's got everything set up. And then later that afternoon, my mom sends me another picture. He's just watching the TV, and he has literally four of the screen.

He grabbed my mom's laptop, started watching sports on her laptop, too. He has four screens set up in front of him. So you don't think any of this is bizarre. I think, okay, I feel like you could watch replays of the events in the afternoon and you wouldn't even know who won. You'd get all the highlights. Yeah, they haven't really been promoting like, such and such won gold, this is the result and stuff.

Yeah, you don't really see that much online. Yeah, so I think it's crazy that he's waking up and wanting him to watch the Olympics. All the big stuff gets broke way before you watch it, though, in primetime in California. Okay, that's fair. Everybody knew Simone Biles backed out 12 hours before it actually aired on TV so he wants to watch it live man come on i do i do find interesting though that he's into track and field and swimming though i feel like uh he's like damn

imagine my sons were athletes i know anything athletic damn well that came down to my baseball brothers they do pretty well for themselves but no his big thing like um when he was i would say like in his late 30s, I think it was when the Olympics were in Atlanta. And that's when Michael Johnson was a huge thing. And he became an American hero. And then my dad also fell in love with Usain Bolt. I don't know what it is about track and field.

He's a making hero. I guess. I don't know what it is with track and field. My dad just absolutely loves it. I can't remember if he actually did that in high school. I know he did football. I can't remember if he did track, but he just loves it for a how stoked is he that the olympics is coming back to los angeles he's kind of on the fence about it i think what he knows that when it comes back it's going to be

really expensive and i think that's going to be the one thing where yeah but he won't be able to get to see if he's so invested in all the sports yeah you're not going to be able to get to see everything, bro. If he's so invested in all of the sports. Yeah. You're not going to be able to get into Staples and watch team USA for anything under a couple of dollars. He has a little bit of lead up time to save a couple of dollars. Exactly, bro. You're like, your dad is thinking of like,

Oh, let me get tickets for the, for the, for the gold medal final and track and field. They're swimming. Argentina versus Spain. Bad man. It's going to cost like 10 bucks.

I can go. Guess what? Dude, Sweden versus, you know, Argentina and handball on a Wednesday afternoon isn't going to run you an arm and a leg. Is it in 2028? Right? Yeah.

Okay. So 2028. I'm hoping to be a couple bucks away. Anyways, the point is that I'm hoping to be far enough along in my career by the time 2028 hits to the point where I could potentially as it's just wishful thinking I could potentially get a press pass but get there it is

but that would be okay stop it okay okay you need to relax number one number two I said far along enough in my career I don't know where I'm going to be eight years from now you don't know what city you're going to be asking all you don't know how many bridges you've burned by then. I look forward to when

he's in Boston or whatever and he's like, man, everyone in Houston, just play the Rhineland Zombies. You know what, Randy? I look forward to the day where you're working for me, Randy. Oh, damn. Alright, buddy. You're 30 and a board op, so. Alright, here we go. Calm down, everybody. Slow the tracks down. You're not doing much better, Randy. Calm down. Calm down.

One day you will wake up and be 30, Randy, so be careful. What will Randy do for money? 30-year-old edition. Definitely. I got an idea. How about we push him out of a plate while we tase him this time? Oh, yes. Chris.

You're so funny. Something else we got to do last Saturday, we went to a LAFC game. Dude, that was super fun. Yes. And there was mad goals to be had, and Eric and Randy missed all the goals, guys. We missed. There were four goals scored, and we were not in our seats for half of them. And one of them was on the other side of the field.

I know. We didn't even notice one of the goals. Yeah, we came back out, and it was two to one, because we kind of heard the first LAFC goal, which was the one on that score. And I'm like, wait, when the hell did Vancouver score the second goal? I didn't even know there was a two zero game already.

I have, I have a bad luck with that sometimes, man. I get out of my seat and I, it's first soccer game I've ever been to. And I talked about a little bit on tailgater. I didn't know when to get up and do beer runs. Hockey,

hockey, you have stoppage to play periods, baseball in between outs, you know, in between pitches, you can kind of time it football commercial breaks out the ass you have plenty of time to do anything you want you can go make a burger if you want yeah but soccer yeah 45 minutes straight through and i'm like when do i go and of course as i get up and go two goals scored i know i matter five minutes it was so funny like literally right when you guys got out of your seats 30 seconds later first goal straight off some dude's head into the goal.

And then the other goal, it was just a kick like from far, far away. It was the best. Sounds like a concert. Like you don't know what's coming up. When you leave. Yeah. And you're like, hey, I'm going to grab a beer. Ah, so what song I want to hear?

Crap, run. You leave and that's when the guest comes out. You know, like some superstar. It's the worst, dude, when you're like 10, 15 people deep in the beer line and then you hear the crowd roar, no matter at a concert, somebody that just came on on stage

and they're starting, you're like, crap. Or you're at a sporting event, you hear the crowd roar, crap, there's a goal. And you're like, I'm still, I got like another 15 minutes before I even get my beer.

Yeah, so hopefully we'll be back. I know there's a game August 26th, I think, that's a Saturday that I would love to go to. Yeah, I had a blast. Yeah, and oh, shout out to the Angel City team, the female team. They stopped by the radio station. Angel City FC, yeah. I know, I would love to go check out one of their games.

They haven't announced their schedules yet, though. They play at the same stadium. Yeah, Bank of California Stadium is awesome. It's sick, right? It's kind of just plopped down right in the middle the middle like south central i love the feel of it it's awesome yeah shout out to isabel who keeps uh looping us in with them oh hell yeah did you also see who was at the game it was danny rojas well that's not really his real name but he plays danny rojas on ted lasso the soccer player he was right there like on the field across from us and apparently

he goes to a lot of games and it came out also also that the LAFC is the most valuable team in the league, $800 million. Do you know what else I found out today, switching over to football, that the Green Bay Packers, your team, Randy, is a publicly traded company. Yeah. I had no idea. City owns them. Fans own them.

I'm like, how do you get stock in it? If you're a fan owner, you get a little plaque that's like this person like i am an owner yeah yeah so this is the question i want to ask you guys everybody in the room now don't pick your favorite team but which team do you think because i have the answers right here which team do you think would be the best investment in the nfl so what team would you pick as your best investment cowboys cowboys cowboys cowboys all right what would be your second team i'd probably pick the rams because of the new stadium and it's the second biggest city in the country all right you got rams uh investment best investment i i kind of want to say new york team but because new york

has two i'm gonna go with the one that I feel like I see everywhere. I'm going to go with the Raiders. So the Las Vegas Raiders, formerly the Oakland Raiders. I would say Raiders just based on LA, but you know what? I'll go. Yeah, I'll go Seattle Seahawks. Seahawks. I'm going to go Patriots.

Patriots. All right. I'll give you one more team to pick and then I'll tell you the top three. Miami Dolphins. Dolphins. That's a good pick. I'll go say the Chicago Bears. Bears.

Okay. Chiefs. Chiefs. All right. Here's your. That's a good pick. I'll go say the Chicago Bears. Bears? Chicago Bears. Chiefs? Chiefs. All right, here's your breakdown. The most valuable teams. Well, you guys were right. Number one is the Cowboys.

$5.7 billion. They haven't been good in forever. I know. That's what I'm saying. They've been trash, right? Every basic bitch loves the Cowboys. All right. Also, number two is the New England Patriots. Two for two, baby.

4.4 billion. Give me three for three. Number three would be the New York Giants with 4.3 billion. That's funny, too, because you would think, I was going to say the Jets because they've been around a bit older, but the Giants have had more success. Number four is the Rams with $4 billion. And then number five, San Francisco 49ers, $3.8 billion. New York Jets, who have been a trash team forever, $3.6 billion.

Chicago, $3.5 billion. And Washington football team, $3.5 billion. See, it's the city and the market. KC's doing all the winning, but they're still in KC. Yeah, it's not big enough to bring in a bunch of dollars. Dude, what the hell? The Dolphins, man. Ace Ventura.

Yeah, come on. Ace Ventura's not enough to save that goddamn franchise. Ace is out. Ace is out. Come on. John Finkel, I'm Finkel. All right, you guys

want to do some food news? Yeah. Food news. I'll be at Raising Cane's August 17th in Bardena, California From 2 to 4pm For the grand opening of the Raising Cane's

So Gardena, check this out I will have theme park tickets with me Theme park tickets More details to come soon But mark your calendars 2 to 4pm Gardena, California August 17th For the Raising Cane's opening. Menace, chicken, and possibility to win theme park tickets.

I wonder. I think you should go. Okay, next up we have the Kura Sushi Giveaway. So make sure you go to our Instagram. Just go to atthewoodyshow on Instagram. In other news, Jack in the Box is launching spicy tiny tacos next month, Jack in the Box is launching spicy tiny tacos next month, all

in, all out. Oh, I've had those. The little tiny tacos in the box. Yeah, the little dipping tacos. Yeah, I'm in. Now, it's the spicy ones. They're red. I'm out. Three people sold. Okay, good. Alright, well, let me sell you on this. This is something that I've been teasing on the podcast for a couple weeks now, and I've actually

been working on this with a couple of friends of mine since before the pandemic. So that's been kind of a while, right? That's like a year and a half. So do you guys know how I love hot sauces, right? Yeah. I'm all about it. So my friends and I got together and we have made our own hot sauce and it is available. Yes.

You can go to, you can go to Diego hot sauce.com. Check it out right now. It's just going to take you to our Amazon page, which is kind of a mess right now, but I just want to give you guys a soft launch and just tell you about it for the first time. But Diego hot sauce, you can go there has the old label on the website right now. The label doesn't even look like that anymore. And the shipping cost is way too high. I'm just going to let you guys know.

We're fixing all that. But if you want to follow us online, just go to Diego Hot Sauce on Instagram and Facebook and all that kind of stuff. So Diego Hot Sauce coming at you really, really soon. I want to shout out the first location. The Hot Sauce is actually, you can go into a restaurant and get it. We'll be at our friends Chili John's in Burbank california so what they're gonna have it there at their

restaurant and uh yeah for right now it's just online but diego hot sauce thank you to everybody that is gonna go and support it if you are i don't know so are we going to uh chili john's right after this yeah probably if you want to check it out yeah i gotta try the hot sauce dude come on so here's another question are we gonna try and get this hot sauce featured on the hot ones probably not because i actually watched uh i actually watched an interview with the host of the hot ones and he says that he just constantly bombarded by people asking for to be on there you know you have to just try to get a fan base first before you're like hey you know what this hot sauce i just launched that no one has uh bought

yet can i have it featured on a major you're my first self yeah major web series now can i ask a question yes that is not dumb like tyler's most people if they put out say a beer or anything like that they ask the creator creator, what's the flavor? What's the residence? What's the vibe you get from it? What about for your hot sauce? Like, what's the taste that you think people will come away from it with? I think they're going to get like, I don't know if this is actually a taste, but like

a thickness versus, you know, those watery hot sauces that kind of just like come out and they're almost clear. Yeah. No, this is actually for burritos, and it's not like putting, I don't know, damp flavor stuff on top of your food. Right. If that makes any sense.

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There's a robot now that can run a 5K, which Tyler cannot. It's out. Damn. Tech news. So apparently the normal running time for a 5K is 45 minutes to 60 minutes. Somebody that's really good at a 5K can run it in 30 minutes. Has anybody here run a 5k i don't even know how long 5k is but i'm just gonna 3.1 miles 3.1 miles i did the disney 5k and i was

gassed out at the end i couldn't believe i i did it i used to do 3.25 in high school when i was in cross country so i've done it but not technically a 5k now could you beat this robot with this time? the robot does it in 58 minutes 3 miles ain't crap dude come on 3 miles average of 10 minutes a mile you could do it I do 2 miles on the treadmill in like 20 minutes at a slow pace

I think the treadmill is different though than running on the ground I run way faster I'm afraid of treadmills because I faster on a, like, because I'm afraid of treadmills because I don't like going too quick and I'm afraid I'm going to fall and eat crap. So I can run a mile at an eight minute pace, at least the first one. I feel like

running on a treadmill, in my personal opinion, running on a treadmill is harder than running just like on the street like on a trail or something. Really? Because I don't like the, because the whole numbers and stuff, like it gets to you and you're like What? You get discouraged. I can kind of understand that. I like running and knowing,

once I hit this point here, that's a mile, this is a half a mile. You know what pisses me off about running on treadmills is it lies to me. I don't know. Something's lying to me. Either my watch is lying to me or my treadmill's lying to me. Probably your watch. Because my treadmill will say I ran 2.25 miles and my watch will give me a credit for two.

Are you challenging this robot then or what? Yeah, dude, set it up. 50 minutes. Yeah. If I don't run three miles in 50 minutes, there's something wrong with me. I would like to see Tyler and Randy run those five kilometers, by the way, it's kilometers. Okay. I mean, I could probably do it. I don't know. I'm definitely... Dude, that's so slow, man. You got to be able to move that. No, I know, I know. But I'm saying I'm definitely not getting the first mile like Eric in eight minutes.

Yeah. I used to be able to walk a mile like in PE class in at least 13. Yeah, that's. Yeah, I know. That's. It'll take me maybe like no joke, 20 minutes to run a mile. What if I were to tell you that I think you're fat? Well, didn't you buy running shoes to start running like before you move mountains in the box yeah i still have they're so fresh so

clean right now all right so clean and another piece of tech news facebook's next hardware launch will be with ray-ban for smart glasses now amazon they have some smart glasses out and they're super ugly so i never bought them but i would love to get a pair of these Ray-Ban ones because I'm sure they will look a lot better. The only thing, though, I never buy Ray-Bans. I mean, I had a larger pair that kind of looked like aviators that I was cool with. But, you know, the Wayfair, like the OG Ray-Bans that are super popular, they're just too small for my fat head, so I never buy them. I understand. Same for me. I had to buy Quay.

It's like a big Australian band. Like, Saweetie noise. It's pronounced Ki, Randy. Ki? Kiwi? Well, anyways, I buy them because I buy them because they're more big head friendly. Okay. Because I tried Ray-Bans. I always wanted Ray-Bans to work, but it's too goddamn big. I need big frames, dude, because I got a big head and yeah i ended up going oakley yeah i got

all you like fancy mother effers right here i'm over here buying five dollar loks that's even the five dollar joints at the gas station they they're too small for my fat head you can't get from the gas station you know you you gotta go to the indoor swap meet for the correct ones, man, because everyone there, we all got big heads. Come on. But half the time, the policy's like, oh, you can't touch the sunglasses. Well, I just don't want the ones also that

kind of look like the designer brands. So people would be like, oh, wait, he's just wearing the knockoff ones. Not the A-bands? No, not the A bands no not the a bands the gay bands all right here's another thing that's like tech adjacent and i really want to get your opinion on this board because i want to know what your feelings on it are oh i know it is kind of a oh so google facebook and netflix say that you must be vaccinated to go to work

what are your thoughts no no what are your thoughts if that becomes something like around here are you trying to choose your words wisely yeah i'm thinking i'm thinking because initially it was f that yeah yeah um i just don't see it as a if the person is doing the proper precautions to keep themselves safe and everybody else safe just like i do around here there's no reason that I shouldn't be able to come here. With the fact knowing that people that are vaccinated can still get sick, and there's still the possibility of them spreading a sickness. I understand about them getting upset, but also going to all your workers,

hey, if you don't get vaccinated, we're firing you. That's kind of some effed up stuff. I don't see the reason of pushing the people that aren't vaccinated out. If they're not vaccinated, they come into work. That's on them. Yeah. I don't understand. I understand that companies can implement like policies.

Like you can't do this. You can't do that. But at the end of the day, it's like, you can't also force someone to do something. Yeah. That's also like saying, Hey,

you went on a vacation and got sick. You can't take sick days now. You already took your vacation. No, I got sick. Like, I think the biggest kick in the nuts, especially be living here in California has been like all like, I look, I get it. I think the biggest kick in the nuts, especially living here in California, has been like all...

Look, I get it. I understand. Like Eric said, if you didn't get vaccinated and you get sick, that's on you, bro. Tough-ish. Sorry. But to make everyone have to get vaccinated, make this big old push, and not be like, oh, guys, you have to mask up.

It's like that sucks because we're becoming accustomed to not having to wear the mask, and I feel like we're taking a few steps back so yeah and also these headlines are kind of misleading because uh they said you know they weren't even going to have people return to work until months from now so hopefully everything will be under control by then also think of all the companies that said hey you guys never need to come back from work and all of a sudden companies are dialing that back and going oh hey no we need you back yeah and it's like look uh if i could do my job from home i'll do my job from home or you guys could just suck it up because i've been here since

day one of rona and i've been good so if i'm being safe i'm doing my job yeah as long as you stay away from randy you're straight oh yeah, yeah. I am a super soldier. Unless somebody, super spreader Randy, runs in this room and all of a sudden goes, he's a germaphobe, man. I can't smell. What's wrong with me? You guys have called me worse. Anyways, but...

And I will continue to. Yeah, exactly. My point exactly. But I think now, too, though, the norm for a lot of these bigger companies is making the adjustments to allow people to work from home. I think we've mentioned a few times in the podcast, the old way of thinking is you need to be in the office all the time.

People are now quitting decently paying jobs because they're not given the option to work from home. Yeah, because they want to go work from home. And I think that's totally cool. I don't care. Yeah. Some people get really butthurt if other people want to work from home. I absolutely do not care if people work from home or not, as long as you get your work done.

Exactly. If you got all your work done within two hours and you're at home kicking it for the rest of the day, guess what? Your work is still done. Your requirement is still done. Yeah, and I did it for 10 days when I got flagged, even though I wasn't sick. I did it from home and it was fine. Yeah. It was easy easy i just got leg cramps because i couldn't move around at all so hopefully we don't get to that point board so we even have to have that discussion but i just want to get your feelings on it because it is in the news right now well it's going to be holographic

board across the table and uh on the phone and stuff hell. I love it. I want to start a new segment called guess what? Houston News. Are you guys ready? What is the award? We already do this on Tailgater. Well, you already do it? Houston News? We do a segment called the Houston Hustle. And it's, we give Tyler, well

I heard about the Houston Hustle but I thought it was about sports. It's a sports stuff. Now this actually has nothing to do with that. So this is Houston news, different from the Houston Hustle that has nothing to do with sports. Now, it is a thing where I was like, you know what? Houston's kind of wacky, right? Like they have people walking around with grills and they have people like Tyler that live there. And so the news has to be kind of wacky.

When I thought of this idea, it was before I even looked at Houston News. I'm like, let's see if we can make something out of this. Within 30 seconds of going to my first news site, I already found a piece of news for this segment. Oh, God. And here it goes. All right. Large man raids walmart fridge it is a new story that i read that the houston city council had a little beef going on in the middle of the meeting because the mayor didn't like a council guy's hat all right so now the hat was a cowboy hat now you would think oh the cow the team the cowboys yeah houston you

why would you be wearing a cowboy's hat at a meeting no it was an actual cowboy hat all right like you would see at a rodeo right now okay you're in houston yeah people he didn't have beef that the the guy was wearing a cowboy hat he had a beef that the cowboy hat was way too fancy. All right. So he said that cowboy hat is a Stevenson silver belly, which costs $350. You don't wear that type of hat when you go into the office or if you work in the field,

that hat is meant to be worn in church. So he was basically saying, he was basically saying that, Hey, that hat is too expensive to be wearing as a city worker at a meeting. So he took issue with this that this hat was too expensive.

So it's okay to wear the cowboy hat at the meeting, but you can't wear one that is too fancy. At city council meetings. There's probably better stuff to be arguing about. You saved that hat for God! As if God can actually see the effing cowboy hat in your megachurch that sits 5,000 people.

Now also, wouldn't you be worrying about hurricanes? Isn't that like a big thing? Or helping the population that's in poverty, but you know what guys? Let's bitch about this. Or the electrical grid that totally shut down. Hey, we don't talk about it. My favorite thing about Texas

is their obsession of a lifestyle that died out nearly 200 years ago. I was like, hey guys, I know we evolved and we're no longer cowboys, totting guns and shooting things. Hold on, hold on. Cowboy lifestyle is fine. Outlaw lifestyle is fine. Cowboy hats are fine. Now arguing about a fancy cowboy hat,

now that's just dumb. That is dumb. That's my point though. Well, what next? You're going to, you know what? Next week's city council meeting, all right? Y'all come in. If I see any of y'all wearing any of those fancy boots with the Spurs, the fancy Spurs, not the regular Spurs, and if I see a rhinestone belt on you, that's it.

You're out. Yeah. All right. What's that one thing I always told you? They say, oh, hellfire. Oh, hellfire. Wasn't that a quote from a movie you watched once? Yeah.

It was not. No, I made that up. I was going to look for some wacky LA news, but a lot of this stuff just has to do with the homeless people and people getting shot and things like that. Wacky LA news literally just turn around any corner. You'll find it. All right, man. All right.

Settle down, bud. Yeah, we'll see you later tonight. You're going to be living in and blowing off Houston. I look forward to when you start doing pay-per-view events on YouTube of you fighting the cockroaches in your apartment. Yes. Oh, dude, I'd pay to see that. Cockroaches are going to win.

Screw J. Paul. Let's see Tyler versus 300 cockroaches. I know. Oh, that's a lot. That's kind of... All right. Speaking about streaming, actually, this is my next segment. Are you guys all in in all out on upcoming movies

all right first one the jungle cruise coming out this weekend in theaters and disney plus i'm so hyped for this movie i'm so excited i love adventure stuff like this reminds this feels like indiana jonesy now is the movie this good i mean i don't know but i'm excited because it looks like a fun adventure i mean we saw the trailers that they presented at d23 like trailers that was two years ago i know i've been waiting for this movie for two years i've really hyped on this movie well our buddy ryan driller went to the premiere screening of it and i messaged him because that's how invest them and watching this movie and he was like he said it was fun and it was a really uh it was a really good time all right good because the other trailers got released after the initial trailers that we saw.

Kind of just made it like an action movie. But the trailers that we saw kind of made it funny, like a comedy. Right. I think that they were focusing on the main characters' personalities to give you a good vibe and perspective on them first. Like, get to know the characters, and then here's the movie. I'm stoked for it. Disney did a great job with everything they did with the pirates of the caribbean remember this is a ride that they're

turning into a movie this isn't a comic book franchise of a thousand issues and stories this is a ride oh man we're superheroes that we're making into a movie so like if they could do a great job it looks fantastic yeah as someone who loves to play games uncharted one had a similar premise where the uh they went to an island and they found nazis in the jungle basically and so when he says the quote like who brings a submarine to the jungle i got pretty excited because i'm like this reminds me of the video game all right moving on to the next one the suicide squad august 6th in theaters and hbo max i'm excited for this one me too not only because i do the commercials but but I really liked the trailer. I thought it was hilarious. I love Peacemaker.

I thought he was super funny, John Cena. And also, it's on HBO Max, so I get to watch it at the house. I love that. That's super cool. That rules, so I'm all in on it. Anybody else? Me too. I'm all in.

King Shark. Let's do it. I've seen a couple reviews for it, and everyone's giving it glowing reviews. It looks good. It looks colorful. It looks well done. It's rated R, too, which is cool. Nice. That's going it glowing reviews. It looks good. It looks colorful. It looks well done. It's rated R too which is cool. Nice. That's going to be fun. I'm down.

I like the Suicide Squad. I like the comic books. I read the original series by John Ostrander. I love the characters but what really sold me is the villain in the movie. I'm so excited. I didn't even place a villain. Is he in the... I don't

want i don't want to spoil it but let's just say it's very different and it's big and it's it's funny but has he been in the previews yeah he didn't pick up on it yeah i'm like they all look like villains i don't know once you see it because i was kind of bummed out because for a while people were kind of on the fence about it and then they released a trailer where they kind of gave it away but if you don't know don't watch any more trailers once you see the villain little hint for anybody else that is a comic this was the original villain for the justice league of america when the comic first came out so it's kind of brilliant i really like it you gotta love it all right the next movie all in all out on and which i've been nuclear all in on since the beginning is free guy with ryan reynolds

coming out august 13th no word on any streaming so this will be actually the first movie that i'll go see in the theaters since the pandemic because i've been super hyped for this movie hell yeah dude this movie looks so amazing, so fun, so good. It's like, hey, let's take Deadpool, but let's just have the Ryan Reynolds part and let's make it more fun and more video game. Yeah. It looks amazing. And it's basically Grand Theft Auto, right?

Yeah. And he's like just a generic character in the movie and he doesn't realize that he's part of a video game. Yeah. And plus like nearly everything, actually nearly, like everything Ryan Reynolds is in, I love to go watch because his characters are always just so entertaining

and so fun. You know what I watch regularly just because of Ryan Reynolds mainly is The Proposal. Yes! Oh, yeah. It'll be on TV all the time.

I'll watch Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. Yeah. Betty White. Betty White? Get out of here, man. That's such a good movie. If I need the feels,

I'll watch Definitely Maybe. Oh, okay. Yeah. I love that. It's always funny when you watch certain actors, like, when they went through their sort of, like, romantic comedy phase and now they're, you know, they're more established. They get to do whatever they want, but it's funny watching his, like, his earlier work. Well, and you're, I'm still amused by him all these

years later when I used to watch Two Guys, A Girl, and A Pizza Place. Yeah. I've heard that one. Yeah, the TV show is so good, but this looks really really good man what a great movie and then uh this is way way in the future in october but you know the birthday month i really want to do something around jackass 4 i think that would be super fun like a viewing party or something like that with a bunch of listeners that'd be cool yeah hell yeah how are these guys still walking man i don't know well they definitely got new characters yeah yeah like in there i think that's gonna be kind of their like one of their things that helps them survive the movie is like because i saw like

machine gun kelly in a preview i think i saw uh one of the guys from odd future taco not taco but one of the guys oh uh some uh darn it one of the guys from Tyler the Creator's crew was in a preview I recognize his face I forget his name not Earl Sweatshirt no oh my god can we have a couple

jackass moments to preview the viewing party yes there's a couple people here maybe Randy Jasper Jasper was in the preview and I recognize him

so I think they're kind of like hey let's bring in some recognizable faces so Johnny Knoxville's head doesn't fall off what excites me about this though is I think it'd be kind of cool if like they do sort of like a passing of the torch like the second generation well i think that's what they're doing because there was there was kind of like these internet guys that were doing like jackass stuff there was

one of them he's on instagram as zach ass and he is on in this new movie okay as well so there is like a younger crew that they might just be like, hey, you know what, guys? We're going to let you do jackass, but we'll get a little money off the tail end, you know? And we won't have to do any of this stuff anymore. It's their trademark. If you think about it, like going through the cast,

minus obviously some people who've dealt with some issues, you know, Bam and whatever. But like most of them, they're intact. They don't really have any ailments, or at least none that you know of probably. I mean, you can see. I bet their insides are pretty intact. I remember I spoke to Johnny Knoxville

when we did that red carpet thing and he told me all the injuries he's had, like having his urethra like ripped out. Dude, he had a dirt bike land on his junk and like rip his sack open. Yeah, and he had to like pee with a catheter like every single time he had to go to the bathroom for years. He might still have to do it.

We don't even know. But anyways. That's so wild. Eric Andre. Oh, sweet. Oh, yeah. Tyler Crater's listed on the IMDb. Tony Hawk's in it.

I wonder if they're doing sort of like one-off stunts with the stuff. Little quick ones probably. Yeah, probably. Eric Andre is crazy anyways. Yeah. Another movie announcement. Clerks 3. Yesks three yes i saw that hell yeah let's do this all day every day let's go kevin smith where are you at let's go

if you need extras for anything i'm in me too i don't care what it is kevin if you're listening i would like to be anywhere in that movie at all. I'll be in the background. I don't care. I'll hold something. Wait, what? Does that even make sense? Yes. I think that's how badly you want to be.

You want to hold a movie doll. You'll hold the nail cigarette at Quick Stop. I mean, out of a supermarket before. I'll hold the door open for you. Whatever. It doesn't matter. We'll work at Quick Stop. We'll be patrons at RST.

We'll be at the, what would Jay and Salabob make at the last movie? The chicken place where they were selling weed. It doesn't matter. We'll do anything. Anything. Jeff Anderson can make fun of us all day. I'll pay my own way to get wherever you're at to do this. I will let Metis pay my way to get there.

Yes, I will do that as well. Please, if you're hearing this. Alright guys, well, enough about our dreams. We're going to wrap up, but everybody that got on the VIP list, I know the VIP list is closed, but we'll see you this Sunday at the Giltinis game. Randy and I will be there.

And the Fun Zone. So make sure you check if you got any messages on Instagram that you're on the list. Make sure you follow all the instructions. Oh, just FYI, because the instructions are there is a clear bag, big bag policy for the LA Coliseum. But I also found out that is also at SoFi Stadium. So if you plan on going to our big offspring event that we're having, that bag policy also

will be in place. So make sure you read up on everything because i have been that person where we got to the gate and i'm with spicy nacho and she has a big old purse and they go you know what guys can't go in so we had to go all the way back at the end of the parking lot and put everything back in the car so ladies if you're that person ladies if you're with your guy or you're with your friend or with anybody if they have pockets just put all your stuff in there. Just be there.

It's easier than carrying a purse. I hate being the pockets guy, man. Oh my god. I would take the pockets guy over being purse at the concert guy. I was pockets guy. I hated it. I had cargo shorts all throughout my teenage years. Pockets guy for life.

I hated it. The one thing I hate too is when you go out and then your girlfriend or wife or whatever, they're just like, oh yeah, my pants don't have pockets. So then why are you wearing them? I don't know.

Well, all right, Randy. That's a bigger issue on the girl's side. You're going to piss off some chick listeners. Whatever. Maybe Randy's just ornery because he knows he has to get a tattoo soon. If people don't know, what will Randy do for money,

$1,000 to get a tattoo of our choosing by listeners or the people in the studio? Randy, are you ready for that? Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. Should be a good time. Yeah, I'd be looking forward to $1,000 too. $1,000 and a new tattoo. I'd get plenty of things tattooed on me for $1,000.

I'm not eating disgusting, vile stuff. So it's just like, stop. No, you won't. I'll throw a stupid-ass tattoo above my thigh. I'd let it even peek through my short shorts if I wanted to. What do you think about the Diego hot sauce logo? Dude, that is a walking billboard. Wasn't it Taco Bell or something like that?

They did that for a while. They were like, oh, if you get a tattoo of the brand on your head or something, they would give you money or a lifetime supply. I don't think that was Taco Bell, but it was a chain. I know there was a chain, yeah. There's that burger place Grill & Mall in Alhambra. I believe if you get a tattoo of their logo, you get your meal 50% off your life. Don't tempt Brett, dude.

It's like, oh, for life? You're telling me like a metal... So you're telling me a kitchen that makes predominantly food themed after metal and death metal. Great food. You're going to get Brett's going to go to tatted on his ass. That literally themes their burgers after metal music and pro wrestling. Eric, if you've never been, dude, and I'll home, bro.

Oh, dude, you're going to love it, bro. If you've never been this. Oh, hell yeah. Metal is hell. Let's go. They make are so the size of your head. Yeah. Why? Okay. I have real quick because so... The size of your head is wild, dude. Real quick, because I'm in a little bit of a rush here, but real quick, I had one burger. It was a jump in the fryer.

The two buns were like deep-fried waffles. There was fried chicken on it, hot sauce, bacon. Oh, my God in heaven. It was so amazing. Yeah, well, get that tattoo, and you can get it for cheaper. He's not leaving Houston. I think it's true. I think so, but come on. Tyler's not leaving Houston.

Guys, he's going to hop on a plane and go right now. Tyler doesn't even go to places like down the street from where he lives. He's going to fly back and go to Alhambra. Kurasushi was going to be free. I've been very busy this week. I will get back to you on that. You said you'd go last week. CEO, Fortune 500 company guy.

He's got meetings. I don't want to anger my future boss. I know you've got to take off for to go last week. All right, CEO, you know, Fortune 500 company guy. He's got meetings. He's got meetings. My bad, guys. I'm sorry. I don't want to anger my future boss. I know you got to take off for an event, so make sure just leave right now.

It's all good. All right. Thank you for being on the podcast. Remember the little people. Go, Tyler. Yeah, man. Bye. Go.

I love you guys. Bye. Bye. You support cheaters. I sure hope you hire me when I apply. All right, guys. I heard that, Randy.

All right, guys. Well, let, Randy. All right, guys. Well, let's wrap this up. Thank you so much for listening to the podcast. Thank you for rating and reviewing this podcast. As always, just go to whatsnewpod.com. That's whatsnewpod.com. Follow us on Instagram at whatsnewpod on Instagram. Make sure you listen to the Bortcast with Bort.

Just go to thebortcast.com. That's thebortcast.com. Also, check out his wife's online store shasta jeans boutique which is a b-o-o because it's spooky or the easiest way to get to it just go to at saint bort on instagram and twitter and there's a link in your bio right there yep and at the borkcast you can find it there as well awesome also we'd never really shout out your guys's handles and

we should do that some more so Eric he is at e soundwave on Instagram that's on Instagram sorry not Twitter on Instagram e sound

wave on Instagram e sound wave also Randy I hate Randall Randall went out you should follow Eric on Twitter. Eric is a fun follow.

Twitter is my bread and butter, dude. I am so good at Twitter. Twitter's the best you can tell when Eric is drunk. All right. It is true. I will not deny this. Eric is really entertaining on Twitter. So please, I'll say it for the next half hour as you explain your username on Twitter. You got to hit shift, okay?

Shift and then underscore. There's two buttons there you gotta hit. It's real hard to do. Go for it. Hold on. Say your name. Underscore Roberts 11. Wait, so at symbol... At symbol, shift. Shift and then underscore. You create this underscore on the keyboard. Underscore Roberts.

That's my last name in case you guys don't know because I have 50 of them. Underscore Roberts 11. The number. Numeral. Underscore Roberts1111. The number, numeral. Underscore Roberts11. You know how much of a monster Menace has made me into? Yeah. One of our new neighbors in our apartment complex, she is like a full-time Twitch streamer.

And she was showing us her socials. And the first thing I said to her, I was like, wait, so your Instagram handle and your Twitter handle, they're different. Yeah. Like, why not just the same? She's like, what do you mean? I'm like, and my roommate was like wait so your instagram handle and your tour handle they're different yeah like why why not just the same she's like what do you mean i'm like and my room was like dude shut shut the f up like why because my the two weren't even the same to begin with it was eric underscore roberts on instagram and unders i've had underscore roberts 11 for 10 years are you worried that if you change it people will just drop off well you know what i kind of

was worried about that about instagram because i'm like dude that's my name and before I came here, obviously, I didn't have any nicknames. So it's going to be Eric underscore Roberts. And I'm going to be pissed if I search it right now. And there's some random blowhard in the middle of nowhere with 10 followers on Instagram that has Eric underscore Roberts because I was the only one. Yeah, because who the F wants that name? 10 followers by some rando who has a foggy picture, probably lives in the Central Valley of California with no friends.

Well, it looks like that username is going really well for him. Underscore Roberts11. E Soundwave on Instagram. But let's get mad at Randy for Randall. Randall. But like I said, hey, it's Randall on everything, on everything. What was that? Hey, it's Randall.

Randall. Whatever heavy tea producer producer heavy tea what is he do you want me to check producer heavy tea i think it is yeah yeah which i've told which i've told them aesthetically speaking like when he finally gets to the point where he wants to lose weight like it's very mediocre and average tea now hold on i'm double checking on twitter and instagram it is producer heavy t all right check him out anyways those three guys with the awesome usernames they have a podcast called tailgater sports that's tailgater sports on instagram at tailgater sports on instagram

believe it or not at tailgater sports.com you can listen to the sports podcast and everything sports yeah football's here, baby. Yeah. So crazy. Exciting things going on. We had a big power meeting the other day, Eric and I real quick about giving you guys access to do some interviews with some sporting people.

You're at LA. It's going to be super fun. If you're a fan of local LA sports, keep an eye out. Yeah. It's going to be fun. Also, make sure you listen to the Joe Coy podcast.

Just go to J-O-K-O-y.com he has relaunched his tour you can check it out get some tour dates at joecoy.com also listen to his podcast all that there also check out our friend sex with emily just go to sexwithemily.com at sex with emily on instagram and on top of all that, you should check out our friends, Madden Kim. They are a band, but they are killing it on TikTok. Just search Madden Kim on TikTok. And don't forget, The Mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday. Just

search The Woody Show. Oh, and I'm totally forgetting, and Randy is part of this podcast, the Nerd Now podcast. Thanks a lot, Randy. I'm on that. I'm not going to interrupt you. Excuse me, Menace, you forgot Nerd Now. Yeah, with Randy, Cameron, and Ravy. Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com. You guys just

did an interview. Who'd you do your interview with? Yeah, we interviewed Flula Borg. He plays Javelin in Suicide Squad. Awesome. It was a fun interview. Is that the bad guy? He's not the bad guy. Check that out. Yeah, I think that's it, right? Am I missing anybody? No? Sex with Emily, Matt Cahill,

Joe Coy, Woody Show, Dirt Out, Taylor, Tim Borges, Rainbow Borges, Menace, Tyler, he orders food. I'm surprised Tyler's never shot a podcast for his radio station. I'm surprised he's not on one. Well, he's too busy blogging

by the way. Oh, he's obsessed with his blogging. So a quick talk behind Tyler's back surprised he's not on one. Well, he's too busy blogging, by the way. Oh, he's obsessed with his blogging. So a quick talk smack behind Tyler's back since he's out here right now. Can we talk about how asinine his perspective is getting on his blog posts and how clickbaity they are, by the way? Extremely clickbaity for anyone. I said, Eric, a screenshot.

I'm like, is he allowed to curse in his blog articles? Well, that's bad taste, so that's not going to go over very well with him and the company. He's stupid in a title. I'm like, is he allowed to curse in his blog articles? Well, that's bad taste, so that's not going to go over very well with him and the company. He called somebody stupid in a title. Oh, no. But here's my problem with that article. The reason why... God, this is what I'm talking about, dude. We get so mad at him

that we look at the crap that he produces. Yeah, because you're obsessed with him, obviously. That's why you get so mad. I mean, I didn't bring this whole thing up, but he's... It's because the GM for the team, he's talking about the Mariners, is the old GM for the Angels thing. And I'm like, bro, just get over the fact you're not a diehard Angels fan. You know, like you're

full on Houston, like, hey, I'm the go Houston. How much longer are we going to rip him for like pulling a total 180 on his team? And that's the thing, though. I'm fine with it. Like I said, I've talked about we've talked about on the podcast, Tellgators, about like, hey, man, I'm fine with it. Like I said, I've talked about, we've talked about on the podcast, Tellgators, about, I've talked about like, hey, man,

I'm probably going to support the Chargers. We have, you know, we run their games on the local station. We work. We do ads for them. We have connections to them. Of course, I'm going to root for them. But I can't bring myself to buy a Chargers hat because I'm Buffalo. My whole life, I can't do it.

I'm a fan. I'm a diehard fan. It's weird. Tyler, on the other hand, has full-blown bot hats. Started plugging them on his Twitter feeds. Full-on cursing out other fan bases in defense of the Astros.

Chargers, yeah. I've watched every single game since the move to LA. They're my team. They're a hometown team now, basically, right? He's a hometown team for him. I get it. But I'm not going to be F you, F that, F that. Chargers for life, Char team for him. I get it. But I'm not going to be, oh, F you, F that, F that. Charges for life, charges for life. And then, oh, hey, Josh Allen, Buffalo Bills.

I forgot about you guys. My biggest issue with the whole thing that he does, though, is that he has to badmouth LA. And I'm like, what is... Dude, that's the thing. He's talking issues. People from LA are just as bad. Sheep, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, dude.

He didn't call LA for a shoot. You have an Ocean Avenue placard above your TV. What? And then he says he misses LA every other week. I miss California sunsets. This fool didn't even live in LA.

It's like... We're falling into it again. The abyss of Tyler. There's a show on Netflix called Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and the premise is this girl moves to California, and she's like, the abyss of tyler i really did there's a show on netflix yeah there's a show on netflix called crazy ex-girlfriend and the premise is this girl moves to california and she's like oh i'm moving to california right by the beach i live in west covina the ongoing joke is she's in california but she's not next to the beach tyler's like all about the la lifestyle man you know whatever

mindless she's like bro you live in the outskirts basically in in the IE, but whatever, man, I'm all. Thank you guys. It's such an asset. Anyway, I could torture Randy during the day. It makes me so much happier as after last week. For real. I cannot wait. Congratulations to everybody that has gotten tickets to the Woody show.

After hours, take over. That's happening. You're still one of those people that have not gotten on the list. Make sure you go through the woody show instagram page you still have time to enter to win to try to get tickets that way just look for the post for the after hours takeover and we have a bunch of more things coming up guys so that's not it we're announcing another secret show that you can win to get in and uh yeah not everything i can tell you about but it's uh good times around here we back baby so thank you so much for listening and supporting us

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