What's New Podcast - On this episode we talk Sydney Sweeney, Listener Emails, NFL / NBA, Christmas & More!

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

On this episode we talk Sydney Sweeney, Listener Emails, NFL / NBA, Christmas & More! Email us at "[e-mail]" please give us your name and location so we can shout you out.

What's new, what's new with MENACE What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am MENACE. I'm joined by Bort aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. We're joined by a friend Eric who is in Downey, California. Our friend Randy cannot make it today. Sorry when the intro is different. I'm all caught up Also, we have just over yonder. We have a friend Tyler who's coming to us from Whittier, California And we have Julianne now do I say West Covina or Covina? You know, I always get it wrong Covina Covina Oh Covina. I know you got really offended one time when I got it wrong Well because I'm right on the border of Glendora and San Dimas,

and West Covina is, like, about 15 minutes away from me. Living in Southern California, there's so many different, like, city lines and border lines, and it's just always funny when you get somebody in a different, like, part of Southern California that, like, I have buddies who are like, I'm from Lakewood, not Bellflower, and they, like, rep Lakewood so hard. And when she talks about, like, I'm buddies who are like, I'm from Lakewood, not Bellflower. And they, like, rep Lakewood so hard.

And so when she talks about, like, I'm from Covina. It's just like, it's so funny, like, the borders and, like, what you rep so hard in Southern California. Because people in other states, like, they don't get it. Like, in California, in Southern California, you could have five different cities within a square mile of each other. And it's like, if you're on one side of the line, you rep that hard. And it's just, you're on one side of the line you rep that hard and it's just get really heated over it and they're so intertwined too because there'll be some little small part of the city inside of another city that yeah yeah that's me and another thing is it only happens in los angeles you know i go across the country because of the woody show we're on in different

cities and when i ask people at events i go where are you from they go Los Angeles they never say the city like Covina or they never say Downey or Whittier I'm like no no what part of Los Angeles oh oh I'm from Whittier I say Los Angeles 99 of the time unless I'm talking to like somebody in Southern California because people outside if I say kudahay or downey not all people know where downey is so yeah but i get it if if you're out of the area but if i'm standing in los angeles with you and i'm asking you where you're from just tell me the city that is right it's so weird yeah for the most part i mean that's pretty no you don't you don't get to chime in on this mister you don't get to chime in on this you You misrepresent yourself 99% of the time when you say where you're from. Facts.

They are not from a certain area, and they'll rep a certain area, even though they're not from that area. They're borderline adjacent or very far away. Similar to if somebody from the 909 said that they lived in Los Angeles. I'm sorry, you don't live in Los Angeles. You live in San Bernardino. Completely different. That's not true.

No, it is. Sorry. That's not true. No, no. Because you could have a 909 area code and still live in L.A. County. Like Laverne, San Dimas, Glendora. You're past the 57th. That's all L.A. County.

It's L.A. County. Your area code burns you on that one. You can have a 915, a 909, anything with a 90. You need a 213, a 323, 562 is borderline. You can't have a 909. But we're not San Bernardino County. We're still LA County. Okay, well, I'll give you that.

But you still, you get closer. No, I'll give you the LA County, but the area code burns you. You can't be a 909, 915, 915. You can't say you could be LA County, but you can't rep LA. You're LA County. Totally can. So we get to rep LA. LA County reps, it goes all the way up to Valencia.

Which is not LA. Sorry. To San Pedro. You're not from LA if you're living on the beach or up in the freaking valley. If you live in LA County, you can rep LA County. Kind of like with the San Francisco Bay Area, there's a big beef where anything past the Golden Gate Bridge is technically the Bay Area. But the rest of the Bay Area say, nah, you're not really from the Bay Area, there's a big beef where anything past the Golden Gate Bridge is technically the Bay Area, but the rest of the Bay Area say,

nah, you're not really from the Bay Area. You're from Northern California. Yeah. If I were to say, oh, somebody told me, oh, I'm from LA, and they talk about how they live down the street from Six Flags, I might slap them. Right. Like, what the hell are you talking about? Like how Tyler reps Orange County. Yeah, we keep on alluding to

Tyler misrepresenting where he's from. So where is he from? Yeah, look, okay. At least I'm, okay. I will now say, I have grown from my mistakes. I will now say that I live in Los Angeles. Well, I mean, at least when I was doing that, I'm literally a mile away from the Orange You are, because you're right by La Habra.

Okay, so you're saying he was from Orange County this whole time. Yeah. No, no, no. I was saying, I was saying like I'm closer to Anaheim, which is technically true. By a little bit, I'm closer to Anaheim. But like Eric said, if I say I'm from L.A. and I live literally down the street from Six Flags, I'd be like, yeah, no, you're not from L.A.

You're closer to Bakersfield, dude. True, you're 30 minutes from Bakersfield. Thank you. All right, how about this? Tyler does live in Whittier, which is Los Angeles. I will be in Whittier January 30th at Raising Cane's from 3 to 5 p.m. On Telegraph. Again, you have plenty of time to prepare.

I'm going to have a bunch of giveaways for theme parks, maybe six flags. I'll have concert giveaways, Woody Show merch, and more. It's happening January 30th from 3 to 5 p.m on telegraph the second location for raising canes in whittier yeah menace look i have a little i have a little update for that so yes i have to pass this place on my way home from work every time i'm on my way home and i drove by and the lights outside are on the raising almost ready to go we are nearing the time for the grand opening so honestly how glorious was it it was dude look i it was like seeing baby jesus around christmas

amazing amazing but like that whole little area right there is pretty close to being open because they have the raising canes in front and then behind it is a wss the shoe sale place oh nice i love that place there's a third building being built next to the wss that has no signage yet and there's no signs on the gate saying what it's for so it's still kind of a mystery really i'm heavily intrigued i'm not gonna lie i'm really interested to see what well maybe somebody knows out there they can email us the email to the show is write the pod at gmail.com write the pod at gmail.com and we got a bunch of emails and guess what and i think julianne probably got a lot of heat for this because i saw she posted a survey on her instagram about it but we have an email it's from Mike from Rose bead and he writes what

is Julianne smoking thinking that Cindy Sweeney has small cans game crazy what is this ish about perky is large what the F that bitch needs to get some glasses well this game is crazy this bitch uh sending that email let me tell you a little story because mike from rosemead yeah okay mike aka mike the bitch um 70 75 percent say big boobs can be perky with 611 votes and 25% with 202 votes say perky means small so my thing is I and I was telling people like I think it means small like so you're telling me when your third leg gets a little perk it gets small or does it go up okay obviously I use different language when I You're like, oh. Nobody says that. No one says that. No. Where on the planet are you from? Okay.

Obviously, I used different language when I was speaking. But when you get perky down there, do you get small or does it rise? Nobody says that. No one has ever said that. Does it? I'm almost 32 years old and nobody has ever referred to a bow as getting perky. Yeah. But still.

And then when your head perks what does it do it perks up or does it perk down your head perks up well so i'm saying that women can have different context to i meant your head on your shoulders when it comes to anatomy all right hold on hold on so that's oh hey this is two different debates real quick let's pause the perky thing real quick because okay you're absolutely wrong i don't want to talk about it for now. No, I'm not. But okay, here's the other thing. Perky means where they sit on your chest. Okay. Second, you think that Cindy Sweeney has small breasts?

No. You said that. I told you guys. I think she has really nice. No, I didn't. I said she has nice big boobs and they're perky. And you're like, perky? Perky means small.

I'm like, no one does it. Okay, hold on, hold on. Now you say that they're big. If we go back to the tape rewind no okay you said like normal size no I said okay hold on let me rewind the tape okay here we go yeah her honkers look about normal size so perky see you did say so perky because usually smaller sets are high because they're small but if you have big boobs and they're perky you're freaking lucky okay may i ask you claimed on the podcast that you have large breasts what is the size of them because i know cindy sweeney's size

um i think i'm either a double d or a triple d i I haven't gone bra shopping in a while. Well, my CCs are, the legal size is 800. You can't go over that. And I'm 750s. Okay. But no, you don't have a bra that says the size in it? I swear on my life, I haven't gone bra shopping only because after I got my breasts done, I had gotten pregnant. And so my breasts hadn't fully dropped. So it wasn't time yet to go try on bras. And then after I had the baby, I got pregnant nine months after that.

And, you know, so yeah, it's just, I haven't gone bra shopping. Okay, you're full of crap. Anyways. That's why I got. All right. They say the internet thinks that her size is 34D to double D. Okay.

So is that small or is that a she has nice perky boobs she has nice big boobs that sit high perky is where they sit on your a woman i don't care what they said are they big or not yes yes they're big anything to me to me anything a c or bigger is big me sit high on her have you got a do they're nice you know I can't say that I went but she's lucky I'm jealous of her for having not her up right now boobs they're not that high look up I'm telling you, your total argument is based off of pictures and bras. Send me a picture of her. It's called Google. I thought you celebrated it. I just looked up this picture.

Those things are not sitting high. What are you talking about? Nah, dog. Yeah. But I don't need to agree with you. And you don't need to agree with me. I have another disagreement. There's another email.

Oh, God. Oh, God. There's so much beef on this podcast all right no this one is don't worry it's about food so there eileen from rancho cucamonga writes i live near the the longhorn steakhouse and uh i brought it up on the last podcast has anybody ever been to longhorn steakhouse because they opened one up in the coachella valley which is only the third location by the way in california they said i love the stuffed mushrooms but

everything else was mid well i got this email too late because i went there myself and it was straight fire it was good the mashed potatoes were whipped to perfection the steak cut was delicious i don't know what eileen is smoking but maybe it was like maybe this location has been open for a long time in rancho cucamonga and then it maybe it started falling off i don't know this one is a brand new location so you know sometimes that's what i'm thinking it's always if you have a brand new location every chef in there is following the recipes like to the T. Whereas like if you have one that's been around for a little bit, it might fall off slightly. Yeah, but I went. It was good, man.

And I got a ton of food for two people. It was $100. And it's a nice place. So usually places like that, probably, I don't know, $165, but $100 total for a ton of stuff. All right. I have another email here. It is from Jason from Hawaii. We know Jason very well. And I don't totally understand this email but i like it it's betting

odds on eric's baby so he says if eric's baby is born between 5 22 p.m and 8 24 p.m on may 22nd each member of the pod i will give them and their partner a $50 gift certificate to any restaurant of their choice. No, Tyler, that doesn't mean you get two gift cards. Okay, cool. So he's betting on the time my son's going to be born. What was the time frame again? Okay, if the baby is born between 5.22 p. and 8 24 p.m now i don't know what the

significance of that is but if the baby's born between that time we're all getting gift cards so i have a like a three hour window for us to get paid yeah yeah so make it happen eric i'll drive slow to the i'll drive to the hospital nice and slow it's like what are you the hospital's five minutes away why are you going around the block? Look, we need them gift cards. Look, if any other listener wants to join in on this and give us gift cards by also betting on this, feel free.

Set us your time, your date, and everything. Love it. You can get me a Victoria's Secret gift card so I can go get a new bra. Oh, yeah. True. What were you going to say, Tyler? This is my thinking on it.

It's like right now I can't get a second one because I'm not with anybody, which is fine, totally understandable. If I am with somebody, which honestly I highly doubt is probably going to happen, but if I am with somebody at the point when Eric's kid is born, I will demand two gift cards, okay? I'm just saying. Okay. That's only fair.

All right? Them's the rules. Them is the rules. Tyler is milk mama hunting right now as we speak, so he can get a gift card. Hit me up. I want that gift card. Hit me up, ladies. Hey, you could have, Tyler, you could have been taken already if you would have hit up

my Instagram comments. Yeah. You know what? Just saying. I highly doubt that. I highly doubt that. I do, too. I do, too.

Follow Tyler at Heavy T on air. Heavy T on air on Instagram. I always forget the plug. Thank you. Thank you. If you want to get a $50 gift card, possibly. All right. If you want free money, hit me up, too.

It's as simple as that. Dude, so I have a story to share. The world is crazy, guys, and it's going down at walmart i know we hear stories all the time about walmart but i was at walmart in rancho mirage california and i was checking out and you know like when i'm on vacation i'm very loosey-goosey on carrying everything that i need with me and uh this time it was my wallet. I didn't have it again. And Nacho was going to go check out at Walmart and they don't take Apple wallet. Like you can't use digital cards at Walmart. You have to use physical cards. Yeah. So she said, oh, I left my wallet in the car. I don't know why she did that, but I went out there and I grabbed it.

So I'm walking back to the Walmart and there's a car in front of me that's stopping at a stop car behind me and it starts honking like crazy like hurry up hurry up get out of the way so i look back and i'm like dude there's a car in front of me where am i gonna go where are you gonna go totally blow them off dude this car starts slams on the gas and it's going straight for me but i don't even flinch right it got so close you know how you can like feel the wind of a car yes yes it got that close to me and the guy stopped he's like get the hell out of the way bubba i'm like dude what are you doing there's a car right in front of you you can't go anywhere i just keep on walking the guy like peels out again he goes you're gonna get your ass whooped fat boy what the hell dude what is happening he said that to you yeah oh hell no i i mean i just like

waved him off i didn't do anything i just walked back inside but i'm like dude the world you didn't show anything back yeah no no i don't care i just made him look crazy because he almost crashed into another car in front of him while he was trying to peel off and i always say this any guy ever that constantly acts like a tough guy one day you're gonna get checked it's just inevitable inevitable you will get checked one day i'm gonna be honest uh two of my brothers specifically used to have that exact same problem where you just have like the tough guy attitude and like i'll be real you're just a dick to everything and everybody right and i warned them i said hey dude one of these days you're gonna say the wrong thing and someone's gonna straight punch you in the face one of them actually said the wrong thing got decked in the face and has been like the nice

guy ever since yeah i know people like that they get checked uh so yeah just the world is crazy everybody just calm down you don't have to engage just Just walk away. You have a lot of willpower because I would have shouted something out. I know you would have. I know you would have. That just makes me mad for you. And then later that night, I saw some text messages in the group chat and it looked like Tyler was hanging out at Eric's house. And the video that I saw, it just looked like Tyler was hanging out at Eric's house and the video that I saw it was it just looked like Tyler was pacing around your house Eric and he was on his cell phone what were you guys even doing there's like multiple TVs going on yeah we're watching uh what was it a Saturday

so it was um LA Bowl UCLA Boise State there's a UFC fight there was a Kings game on so I was just man was out of town this weekend or at least that night sent out the invites and pizzas and beers you know bro out a little bit but you know of course Tyler was on his phone a bunch of the time so I gotta hey well okay I have I have a general excuse okay and I know Eric can attest to this as well because that night there was also NFL football on and we're all in fantasy football playoffs. I'm checking my scores and group chats going off. That's why I was on my phone. I know I'm on my phone but I have a legitimate excuse because

knowing how much we care about football, this time of year is huge for us. He gave my dog Daisy a nice little Dodger bat as a toy. It was a nice night with Tyler. He said from one Dodger fan to another. Nope, did not say that. It was like nice night with Tyler. And he said from one Dodger fan to another. Nope, did not say that.

It was like I knighted him like a knight with a bat that night. Me, him, and Daisy, three Dodger fans hanging out. Look, as bitter as I can be, I will remain a nice person. Wait, didn't Randy give a toy to the dog as well and it was a squeaky toy? Yeah. Oh, this is the worst. I'll take some of the blame on this one. He gave it to me.

I knew it was a squeaky, but it lasted about an hour. She had the toy for about an hour and I just took it and hid it from her. Dude, this thing was... Yep. She learned very quickly. Because I have another toy, but it's a little harder. So it squeaks, but it's harder to get to squeak, right? This one was soft and rubbery.

So not only was it... It squeaked very easily so she learned to very quickly to just put in her mouth and just jaw squeak squeak squeak squeak it also rolled way easier than all the other toys she had so it would end up under my effing couch or my tv stand every five minutes yeah i'm either taking it from her because she's squeaking it or i'm crawling under the couch because she's she's at this point where she likes being under the couch and she'll get all the way under there and have to drag her out so it it lasted literally probably an hour before i took it distracted her with like three other toys and put it on my counter she hasn't seen it since i'm with you my in-laws they give the dogs

squeaky toys and i have a rule like no squeaky toys past 8 p.m right because it'll be like all day long and the second the dog's not paying attention the squeaky toys past 8 p.m right because it'll be like all day long and the second the dog's not paying attention the squeaky toy like i hide them yeah it's it's the equivalent of you gave like a seven-year-old or an eight-year-old a drum set for christmas here like my niece and nephew here luca here's a drum set signing off with my brother have fun with that for the rest of your life that couldn't happen so low-key it's really funny so i did this with eric you know like i said we had a blast so i get home right anytime i am around another pet whether it be a cat or a dog the second i get home my dog starts sniffing my shoes and jeans it's exactly in your garage

where you been nowhere like i changed into my gym shorts i was curious what was gonna happen so i changed into my gym shorts i threw my jeans on the floor she's just like all over my like smelling them for 20 minutes like who were you with like all this stuff i feel you my dogs are the same way going back to nfl real quick tyler did you see that video that i posted from barstool sports talking about another loser team that you're a fan of the falcons that they're that's her tickets is that true tickets to the game were 45 cents now tickets to the game were 45 cents that is correct however there is one caveat and the caveat is that the falcons were on the road so this wasn't their stadium okay so they're on the road in carolina carolina is the worst team in the league before this game they had one win now

unfortunately they have two but that's not the point so they had one win before this game and if you looked at the weather forecast it was a literal monsoon outside pouring rain the entire game dude so i mean really like the stadium was going to be pretty empty regardless and i saw some pictures during the game that stadium was pretty damn empty like there is nobody i think it was like the lowest attended game outside of the era in the last 15 years like nobody has this game it's bad but like but here's the thing is the panthers are bad the falcons have the potential to be good, but the head coaches, I'm going to be real, maybe you can bleep this out,

head coach is a f***ing idiot, okay? So there's that. I can't stand the dudes. So our owner came out and said, the only way that Arthur Smith, the head coach, is fired is if there's a total collapse to the end of the season. So the way I see it, Falcons need to lose the last four games to get this man fired like I want him to loss down three to go okay so we're on our way eric

though everyone's talking about the bills going to the super bowl now and everyone's been saying they're trash what's going on with that they're back we're all back we're all the way back we're all the way back dude you've been doom and gloom for weeks on this well they look like the bill crap but they fired their oc now they got a guy i'm joe brady he's totally made they look like the old bills james cook is nasty out of the backfield josh allen looks like josh allen and we're back all the way back we beat the chiefs beat the cowboys we're gonna hopefully beat up on the chargers this weekend where i'm in the house and the chargers don't have her. No, Herbert's injured. They just cut another QB, so they have Easton Stick and Will Greer,

a third-string quarterback and a rookie. Keenan Allen probably won't be back this season. I don't know why he'd come back from an injury. Austin Eckler's running like he has a piano on his back. The defense sucks. This team, if the Bills don't blow them out, what are they favored by? Tyler, 11 and a half points.

I looked it up last night. Yeah, the Bills are favored by 11 and a half points. If the Bills don't win by like 21 plus, it's a down game. It's weird, right? But the Bills are the Bills. National TV game. The Bills like to do stupid things whenever he's watching. So who knows?

But again, hopefully a 21 point win. I don't have to sweat it out. Well, good luck to you. Maybe we'll see him in the Super Bowl, dude. That would be crazy. It's looking like I'll be at the Super Bowl working it too. So that would be a... Are you really? Yeah.

It looks like I might be able to do it for my show at Daniphone. Nice. Nice. Everything comes together and that would be something. That would be super cool. It's going to be wild. What a time to be alive, dude. Another team that's not going to make it to the Super Bowl other than the Falcons is definitely the Patriots.

That is Julianne's team. But check this out, Julianne. Do you know who I got to see live in the flesh? Who? Just this past week. Who? It's your boy, Tom Brady. I knew you were going to say that.

I was at the Fountain Blue opening, the new casino in Las Vegas, which is absolutely not a new casino. It's been dormant since 2009 and never got finished because of the market crash finally got opened. They had this huge private blowout party. Tom Brady is walking all over the place. I sent a video to Eric and Tyler me yelling at Tom Brady saying Tom Tyler loves you I'm gonna be honest so when you sent this to me I was at my company's holiday party and I was

drinking and I was just getting more and more irritated I I I hate Tom Brady with a dying passion of a thousand suns so yeah no just seeing this and I I remember you sent it to me uh i think you sent it to me again like separately at one in the morning yeah because i want to make sure you saw it yeah yeah thanks for that and then i think i just replied like f him dude like i hate i hate tom brady like here's the audio tyler loves you so yeah it was a it was a good time Stallone was there There was a private Justin Timberlake concert Kim Kardashian was there

It was fun man It was a good time Check out Fountain Blue What I really like about it It's built upwards So you're not walking like football fields To get from one side of the casino to the other It's kind of built like a mall almost

So you just go from like casino floor Restaurant floor Shopping floor And then the pool and the nightclub other it's kind of built like a mall almost so you just go from like casino floor restaurant floor shopping floor and then the pool and the nightclub which is pretty awesome all right can i go to to a little bit more sports i just want to get your feedback on draymond green the nba he's been suspended indefinitely for anger management dude that one video that got him suspended it is so blame yeah of him punching the dude in the face like they had to do something right spinning back fist um was it nurchik nurkic yeah the phoenix suns yeah yeah dude i mean it's like all right dude i get it i'm all for play hard you know it's in the heat of the moment stuff but he's gotten more and more

obvious i mean he choked out rudy gobert earlier this year he's straight punched in the face this last guy it's like come on man you're not even trying to hide him anymore you have to be like that was an accident but that one is so blamed that the nba had to do something the nba is just i don't even know what it's just a wild organization as a whole because you have Draymond doing this. You have that whole Ja Morant with the gun thing. You have one of the Timberwolves players texting an IG model, get an abortion, LOL. Dude, the NBA is not even a real league. What is this, dude? I don't know.

Like I said, out of the four major sports, it's the most unserious league of all the four. Yeah, I don't know what happened, man. The NBA used to be the ish. Something in the water, bro. Players started not playing, playing you know and then they even they players have even said they don't care about the games until it's the after christmas or the playoffs so then that's the narrative so it's like it's their own doing true all right you guys want some food news yes all right really short food news though unfortunately we have oreo flavors dropping 2024 and they have announced peanut butter cream cakesters have you had the cakesters i only had

them once they're pretty good they're good dude what are cakesters uh it's like it's like it's instead of a cookie it's kind of a fluffy cookie and like the cream's more whipped right like it's instead of a cookie, it's kind of a fluffy cookie. And like the cream is more whipped, right? Yeah. So good. Kind of like a macaroon. No, it's way softer. Yeah, it's softer. It's more like a cake, like a almost like a ding dong.

But yeah, it does look like a macaroon, to be honest. But yeah, you have the fluffiness of a cake on the top. Those are freaking good. Peanut butter cream in the middle. Sign me up. Yeah, I'll be honest. You had me at peanut butter. You didn't even say anything else. You lost me at peanut butter. Oh, peanut butter cream in the middle sign me up yeah i'll be honest you had peanut butter you didn't even say anything else you lost me at peanut butter oh peanut butter all day dude ah that's cool all right all right how about this flavor the black and white half and half

filling it'll be the normal filling for oreo and then the other half of it is a chocolate filling yes all in or all out yeah all in okay that's the easy one tyler the golden gluten-free oreo all in or all out you know i'm actually obsessed with i've actually had uh a gluten-free oreo before you can't really tell the difference like i think it's maybe just a little bit thinner but you can't really tell the difference dude okay i have a place i want to throw out i i honestly don't even remember if i've mentioned them on the podcast before, but this is my third time going to Smoke and Fire in La Habra.

Oh, dude. This place rules, dude. This place is so good. And they got a couple of locations everywhere. I know there's one in Arcadia, there's one Pasadena, there's one in Anaheim for sure. And they have a couple more, but dude this

place has some bomb barbecue dude just mixed with everything oh my god just like two thumbs way up check out smoking fire dude the best in southern california for sure it's you know it's pretty damn good like i don't think i'll say it's up there with like texas barbecue but it's really really good just absolutely delicious eric does your dog like any treats is there anything that your dog's into are you getting any special treats for the dogs yet uh we haven't really crossed into like the specialty foods for her yet we're still just pretty strict on because you know we we live in an apartment so we don't really want to introduce anything and have her crapping all over the place like we've been really good with like her poops

are solid she does them on the pad we walk her to starbucks and we've been contemplating doing a pup cup oh we haven't pulled the trigger so we're actually we're still we give her like dental treats we give her like little chewy treats and stuff my dogs though they love a good pup cup dude they start shaking like little crack fiends they know that cup walks into the door dude they start going crazy i want to ask you another thing do you have any issues with your dogs barking no man my dog is she's pretty quiet the only time she A cup walks into the door, dude. They start going crazy. I want to ask you another thing. Do you have any issues with your dog's barking? No, man. My dog, she's pretty quiet.

The only time she barks is when she sees herself in the mirror. I bought my wife this six-foot mirror that we put up in my room. It's not like Julianne's house. I was over at Julianne's house. Dude, this dog was barking its balls off, man. Do you hear them right now, Menace? They're right next to me. I'm saying when I went over the house, I was like, that can't be Julianne's dogs. That has to be the neighbor's

dogs because Julianne wouldn't let her dogs bark like that, like crazy. They wouldn't shut the hell up. That's not a normal thing. Only when people come over my house that they don't know, like they go ape-ish crazy, like big time. But I mean, right now they're literally sitting right next to me and they're not making a sound. They're just looking at me. So there's this dog in my neighborhood that the neighbors like they tie the dog in the garage. OK, but they keep the garage door open so the dog can go into the driveway a little bit. This dog barks all day, every day. Luckily, it's like down the street from me but

i'm saying like how do the neighbors not complain about this like how do they not have an issue with it i don't i don't think you could really do anything during the day if it's before i think 6 a.m and after 8 p.m i think you could start saying something you can call definitely 10 o'clock is it i can't really do anything. You can definitely call, but. You've had some neighbor issues just recently with noise. Oh, yeah. What is the rules that they say? Is it 10 o'clock?

No, it's no excessive noise at all. Like, you can't break people's peace and quiet in an apartment building. Like, it's supposed to be an acceptable amount of peace and quiet for everybody. So, we looked it up. The amount of volume that someone is allowed to have is a vacuum cleaner. Like that sound and no louder. So like anything more than that could be cause like, especially if it's excessive or it's,

you know, for no reason or whatever. Like if you're breaking people's peace and quiet and being excessive noise, like you can get fined, you can get, you know, kicked out, and being excessive noise, you can get fined. You can get kicked out, evicted. You can call the cops. Well, maybe that's apartment building. But I swear in a neighborhood, it can go until 10.

Well, a neighborhood depends on the amount of a dog barking, right? So if it's an excessive noise, a dog keeps barking constantly, then yes, you can actually call the local authorities and they will actually find the the owners it doesn't matter what time of day if it keeps going and it's excessive then it's a problem yeah i've been looking into it a lot guys i i'm i'm not in a good state of mind right now i have music blaring through my walls yeah i know i'm i'm just thinking eric new puppy and child yeah once you have a baby, you know, who knows? Everything's out the window.

It's also kind of understood, though, when somebody has a baby, like, okay, we get it. You just had a baby. We know how it is. You know, like, they can't control themselves. Same with animals. We can understand if the animal can't control itself, if the owner can't. But, man, when you got a person that can't control themselves, screw it, man. We're looking to move, too, because, because obviously we live in a one bedroom and originally we're like all right well

the baby's due in may our leases are up in february we can maybe stretch it out with you know a baby in the one bedroom have you broke it to randy yet you're thinking about moving yeah yeah i've told him did he cry did it hurt his heart what do you mean, what do you mean? Poppy, what are you doing? Just get a two-bedroom in here. No, we're looking around. Actually, we're finding places in La Mirada and Whittier, so it might be moving closer to Tyler of all things. Oh, my God.

My Lord. From Uncle Randy to Uncle Tyler? I used to pray for times like this. Let's go. Man, first you get invited over to Eric's house. You're hanging with his dog. Now you're going to move move are you guys the new besties is randy out i mean that's that's not for me to answer is randy disappointed going back to since we're talking about randy is randy disappointed that he hasn't been invited to the super bowl like you have i don't know that'd be a question for him i

mean he definitely has been around longer than I have, but he, the show that I'm working on, the show I produce, like he does help with a lot of the show, but I'm the, you know, the producer for the show, the lead producer. So it makes sense. And obviously, honestly, I don't know if he'd want to deal with, because I got a couple of rundowns of what we're doing. It's a crazy week. You know, you see Super Bowl, it's going to be fun. Obviously it's a big moment, but you got to deal with a lot of crap. It's a crazy week you know you see super bowl it's gonna be fun obviously it's a big moment but you got to deal with a lot of crap it's a busy busy week career achievement unlocked for sure but i don't know if randy would want to handle it you know that's a question for him i hope he doesn't feel jaded about it because he's probably gonna be helping me back in englewood while i'm in vegas

it will be easier for him he will get paid just as much as i am and you have to work half as hard i'm sure i know he's down for that yeah exactly now i will say this i've never i've never done the super bowl experience or media row which is everything that lines up like the week before the super bowl you're not getting in you're not going no no i'm not i'm not asking you to get it but i'm just you know i just didn't want to go to the super bowl i just didn't fill out the application yeah yeah i mean but i could totally do it if I really wanted to. I mean, let's be real. I could.

Anyways, not the point. No, from what I've been told from other producers who have done Media Row, bro, you better get some running shoes because you're about to be chasing down a ton of players and celebrities to be on the pod, man. Oh, yeah. It's just a madhouse. I've walked around Media Row during the Super Bowl in Minnesota. And yeah, it's kind of like the Grammys, which I've done multiple times where celebrities will just kind of show up unannounced.

And you just got to wrangle them and you just got to like request them. And then you're like, OK, I got them to commit to come by our booth. But you have questions ready for them. You know, you know, they're famous. You know a little bit about them. But what are the questions that you have prepared to ask them? So, yeah, it's it's kind of nerve wracking to try to get it all done. It's fun. You know, just interviews and stuff. We got to record our shows, you know, so it's like it's puzzle pieces. It's, you know, planning.

It's hopefully I'll figure out a way to make it. Yeah, man. I'm gonna have some downtime at least Friday, Saturday. You know, I have to go out, get some grub. I'll definitely find a way you always find a way menace i do but the only thing is that sunday you know i have to leave early two o'clock kicks pacific uh i think about three i think about that i mean dude you could be on a plane by 10 p.m that night all right we'll figure it out so you could be home by 11 and by midnight. Tyler, if you would like to accompany me, let's go. I can tell you right now, that is the week of the Super Bowl.

There is no way it's letting me have my night off. That's the week of the Super Bowl? No way. Yeah, there's no way I'm getting my time off. Don't you know, the Super Bowl is happening the week of the Super Bowl. What? You guys know about this crazy event called the Super Bowl? happening the week of the Super Bowl. What? Do you guys know about this crazy event called the Super Bowl? Oh, my God.

With that, we'll wrap up the pod because I don't have much more to say. I've been out here in the desert. I'm broadcasting from the Coachella Valley. And if you guys got my text message last night, all I am doing out here is smoking marijuana and looking up at the sky yeah looking at stars it's a good place to do it man get that app that astronomy app oh i have it yeah it's called skyview yeah man yeah i'm like doing that yeah i'm like huh i wonder what star that is yeah let me just read up on it it's quite there's a ryan's belt yeah true it's weird seeing stars

you know because when you're in los angeles you don't really see many i like doing it in havasu dude i pulled out this app with my niece and nephew we're what uh nine it's nine and seven like literally like two three weeks ago my wife was showing them and trying to explain like constellations and my nephew could only talk about yeah yeah it's the big dipper is that it's the big dipper like the only thing everything said that's the big dipper right i'm like luca there's more than just the big dipper there's so many i think the craziest place to see the stars though to be honest out of all my travels is hawaii hawaii really so bright and you're you're further you're further west so you get a different chunk of the sky too like when you see wait you see that what

was it venus over there way more often probably i don't know but it just feels like it's just cluttered with stars when you're out there it's joshua tree is pretty cool too yeah but joshua tree's effing boring, man. I don't understand how it got so popular. I like doing it in Big Bear. Like when we go to Big Bear, that's pretty fun. Oh, yeah. I'm too wasted when that's happening.

I don't remember to look up. I forget there's a sky. Yeah, there's a sky. It's been fun seeing those old videos though of us in big bear brett you've been reposting them it's pretty fun oh yeah we gotta do that again i've been going down a rabbit hole this week not sure if it's the isolation of being here for the woody show while we're on best ofs and reruns and i'm by myself or the fact that i'm being driven crazy by my upstairs neighbor and his noise but uh i'm gone down the rabbit hole finding old videos of us

that I posted on my story years ago. So I went back to 2019, 2020, and 2021. A lot of amazing Randy gems and iconic phrases in each one of them. What did they call him on that show that you work on, Eric? What's his nickname? I want to memorize that one. Big Funk. Yeah, Big Funk.

See, but he's a different Randy nowadays, guys. He's not that young good for a quote randy that he was at the woody show really yeah man he's matured he's an office man ever good for a quote uh always yeah you know i mean he would say i never said it was a good quote okay they were hilarious quotes it was like an enlightening moment but he was always good for a one-liner. But yeah, no, dude. I don't know if it's just the environment. Obviously with the show, the Woody show, versus what we do the day-to-day at the NFL is a lot different.

So the opportunities don't present as much. I talk to people in our department about what he used to do and what we used to do, and they're like, what the hell? This guy? Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much, yeah, Big Funk. Funkalicious? What was that song that we would always play when when uh or what he would always play when randy would

walk in it was like it was like with the tubas and everything it was like i got it i got it hold on hold on from winnie the pooh right from yeah i think it was eeyore damn you randy because the energy just on point That was from Winnie the Pooh, right? From Eeyore? Yeah, I think it was Eeyore. Damn you, Randy. Because the energy just on point. Yeah, he's like, hey, guys. All right, enough with Randy. We got to shout out some friends.

Shout out to our friend, Jokoy, J-O-K-O-Y.com. He is a comedian. He travels the world. I'm out here driving through the Coachella Valley. There's a big, huge billboard for him that I think he's going to be out here sometime next year so go see where he's going to be performing just go to joe coy.com that's j-o-k-o-y.com shot's our boy fluffy aka gabriel glacius myself and brett we got to interview him just this past week we talked about a ton of stuff we talked about wrestling we talked talked about his season two premiere on the Santa Clauses that he is doing with Tim Allen. You can see it on Disney+.

We talked about him not getting VIP treatment at the Cheesecake Factory. What's up with that? He doesn't mind it, but we said, dude, you need some VIP treatment. You can see all the clips on our social media at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E, at St. Bort on Instagram. Go check that out. Also, just check them out in person. Just go to fluffyguy.com. That's fluffyguy.com.

Shout out to Blankets by Tracy keeping me warm in the desert right now. Just go to blanketsbytracy.com. That's T-R-A-C-E-Y.com. That's blanketsbytracy.com. Brett, what's happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique? We are sending out custom orders and all sorts of restocks on crystal ball sacks, jewelry items, plenty you can get. If you need, well, I guess it's a little late for Christmas right now, obviously. But if you need a gift, you need a delayed gift, or maybe you want to even give out like, you know, a gift card or something like that.

You can get Etsy gift cards. Go to shastajeansboutique.com with two O's because it's spooky. Or hit the link in my link tree at St. Ford. Give a gift for a post-Christmas gift. Do that. Also, pick up some Diego hot sauce. Go to DiegoHotSauce.com or go on Amazon to search Diego Hot Sauce. Pick up some today.

Tag me. If you buy some, I will repost it. Also, check out the Sex with Emily podcast. just go to sexwithemily.com that's sexwithemily.com or follow her on instagram and tick tock at sex with emily also shout out to our friends man kim they are banned stream their music wherever you find music just search man kim or go to mankim.com and see where they'll be performing i know they have a performance announced at the Shaky Knees Music Festival. So go check them out there if you're going to that music festival. It would be so much fun.

And don't forget, listen to The Mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Just search The Woody Show. A couple other things, don't forget, I will be at Raising Cane's in Whittier January 30th from 3 to 5 p.m. on Telegraph it is the second location in Whittier that will be opening again January 30th from 3 to 5 p.m. make sure you be there and then also on my Instagram at menace me n a ce there is a squid games experience that was super fun I got to go play it it rules I'm not gonna give away everything but i did get to play red light green light it was so much fun get more information on my instagram i'll be giving

away some tickets for that at menace m-e-n-a-c-e tyler do you have anything to say before we leave uh yeah so we are less than a week away officially from christmas so if you are a parent and you have kids who still believe in santa i'll give you a little tip that's pretty cool that i found out a couple years ago and on christmas eve if you go to google and you type in norad santa tracker the north american air defense uh people over in colorado they will actually track santa as he travels around the world and delivers presents oh that's actually pretty cool yeah it's really cool it's really entertaining entertaining for kids if you are younger than 10 and you believe in Santa because he is very much real

in case you are listening to this podcast. Damn right. Yes, he is. It's cool to see where he is around the world in live time, too. It's pretty dope. All right. Eric, anything to say before we leave?

Yeah, I have a game that we can play on the way out here. Let's play... Oh, my. Did Tyler ask for it my did tyler ask for it or did my nephew ask for it yes i like this okay you might be able to uh guess how this goes some tech deck stuff jurassic park legos bobbleheads tyler tyler asked for that or my nephew luca who's seven this is hard but i'm gonna go with tyler tyler ding ding ding

wow okay okay that was that was honest i just gave you the sanity tip julia that was unnecessary my bad you're right you're right i take it back you're just a dork this conversation came up this morning like me randy, and Tyler were texting. Oh, what'd you get your family? What'd you get your siblings? And then Randy asked, what'd you ask for from Santa? I'm like, nothing.

I'm like, nothing. I'm a grown man. And Tyler just lists off this tech deck, Jurassic Park, like his bobbleheads. I'm like, what? 30-year-old men having this conversation right now. Tyler, do your parents still sign your Christmas presents from Santa? Unfortunately, not since about 1990. I won't bash on that. My mom does because she says, you better believe in Santa if you want presents.

Yeah, my brother does that. You believe in it, you get a present. I do think of Tyler every time I'm at Target now and i see the the lego sets i'm like well the lego sets and i'm like tyler would like that one dude is that i i have never been into at least as an adult i've never been into really building legos at all everybody that really knows me knows that jurassic park is like one of if not my favorite movie. And the second they came out with those sets, I'm like, yeah, I get the appeal. I have to have this.

So I don't know, man. It's, I don't know what it is. Is that something you're gonna like pass down to your children? Is that why you really want it? Like you're thinking ahead? Like, here's the thing is that like, if I wanted to pass it down to my kids,

like do you pass it down as already completed? Do you break it up and rebuild it again? Like, oh, okay. Lego stuff is,go is probably the least i have the problem with but like tech deck stuff grinding bro i still buy the skateboards dude hold on oh my i'm sending tyler pictures of tech decks thank you thank you brett i have a tech tech here in the studio like yeah you do you're not sitting there grinding on your board, are you? That's probably the only thing he could grind on. Unnecessary, Julianne.

Thank you. I don't know if that got picked up by everybody. That was a good one, Julianne. What did you say? Unnecessary. I said that's the only thing he could grind on. The amount of hatred and vitriol in Julianne towards me is unacceptable. Because she wants to bang you.

Totally. It's possible. Possible. Possible. Who knows? Anyways, I don't really skate with them. Honestly, I just build them, put them together, and they're just cool to have. Here's all my recent pictures to Tyler.

Jurassic Park retro play sets, Hot Wheels play set, Mega Hot Wheels play set, and a Tech Deck play set I saw at Ross. Oh, dude. We're just having fun. I can jump the gap from my desk to my bunk bed and be so sick. My bunk bed. All of you are just hating asses. What you talking about?

Okay. I support you talking about? Okay. I support you, Tyler. Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave? Oh, yeah. That's what we were doing. Oh, my God. Yeah, so I looked up some Sweeney titties. Yes.

And, yeah, you guys are right. They're not as high set as I thought that they were but she still does have big nice boobs and i know that was never the argument we never said they weren't good but you guys said that i said that she had yeah i don't know you guys felt like i did because i called them perky it's just that we have different opinions about what perky is is all yeah those yeah they do sit a little bit lower than what i thought but she still has banging boobs i'm so jealous because she has natural ones and i don't finally you have bowed down to the sweeney boobs no i always have she has nice tits damn they're called chestnuts uh yeah um just a reminder i'm on tiktok follow me at saint port

you can watch all the interviews that me and Menace do, plus some footage of live concerts. And if you want to buy some of my stuff, I've been selling a lot of wrestling merch, and I've been selling it at Saintport on eBay. Follow me there. And have a happy holidays. Happy holidays, everybody.

Yeah, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Are we not doing a podcast? Is that Christmas time? It's the day after Christmas. The day after Christmas. Are we not doing a podcast? Is that Christmas time? It's the day after Christmas. The day after Christmas. We'll talk later to see if we'll do another pod or not before the end of the year. But, I mean, Tyler might be too busy playing with his tech deck.

We don't know. It's true. It's true. I'm expecting a big haul on Christmas. If any milk llamas out there love tech decks and want to grind with me. Yeah. Or, I mean, your children do tech decks and want to grind with me. Yeah. Or, I mean, your children do. I'm willing to play with them.

Oh, okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm going to be right here. So I heard Brett say, oh, if you want to grind with me, and then it was dead. And then the next thing I heard is meant to say, if your children do. No.

None of that. No. None of that. No. You hear what you want to hear. Exactly. I was just going to say that. No. No. All right.

We'll see you next week. Maybe. What's new? What's new with menace.