What's New Podcast - Online Haters, Amazon Helping America, Selling Cards, New Streaming Movies and more!

Episode Date: January 22, 2021

On this episode we talk Online Haters, Amazon Helping America, Selling Cards, New Streaming Movies and more!...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the country and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric, aka Nick Soundwave. What's up? He works on the Woody Show.
Starting point is 00:00:23 Plus, we have Randy, who's a radio DJ himself on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles, and he works on The Woody Show. Plus, we have Tyler, who works on The Sean Salisbury Show in Houston, Texas. What is up, Tyler? How are you doing? I'm doing great. I had Whataburger breakfast for the first time this morning. How was it?
Starting point is 00:00:43 It was okay, but the honey butter, the honey butter, the honey butter is delicious. So, Tyler, I gotta talk to you, man. I gotta talk to you. Oh, no. I've heard through the grapevine that you're pushing for a nickname
Starting point is 00:01:00 called Heavy T. You confirm or deny that you're you are campaigning for a nickname heavy tea i will not confirm that i am pushing for it because i will confirm i've had this nickname for about three years uh three years we have never once called you i never said i never said it was you guys who called me that i know know he's brought it up at least one time before, but how would the new people around you on the show that you work on now would even know about Heavy T? We were randomly talking about old nicknames that we used to have after the show.
Starting point is 00:01:39 And I said, oh yeah, this is a nickname that I used to have back when I worked at a warehouse before radio. And they loved it and it stuck. That's such a warehouse nickname. Wait, so you're officially going? Such a sports talk nickname, too. So you're officially going by Heavy T now? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:51 It's Sean Salisbury with MC and Heavy T. I'm not even kidding. MC and Heavy T. Damn, I didn't know it was official official. I love radio stuff like this. He's already on the- Wait, wait, wait. Because I know Tyler is just like-
Starting point is 00:02:04 Wait, hold on. What's up? He would not confirm it yet. He's already on the because I know Tyler is just like, wait, hold on. What's up? He would not confirm it yet. He's already going by it on the show. I'm saying I wouldn't confirm that I was pushing for the nickname.
Starting point is 00:02:13 I confirmed though that this has been my nickname for a while. Tyler also has people, not you guys, which I never see on social media
Starting point is 00:02:21 was only been brought up one time since we've known you and we called you guys. You guys called me dumbass Tyler because of the truck thing and that immediately never see on social media was only been brought up one time since we've known you and we called you guys you guys called me dumbass tyler because of the truck thing and that immediately stopped which is abbreviation of it well you didn't like that that's right also we called you by your other true nickname which i don't see you being called by that on your new show fluffer oh i forgot about that yeah my thing though is that remember how you guys ragged on me because i had like
Starting point is 00:02:44 three usernames and less than like a six month span it was like six but yeah tyler's got tyler board up then he's got tyler the producer and now he's got heavy t and all of them are on his instagram bio so i'm like yo what are you going by okay see this is what i ragged on eric for for like i don't know two years oh was not having the consistency of your username. Don't have the consistency of going by another man's name, Nick for some reason. No, no, no. Now you're going by Heavy T. Are you going to switch everything to Heavy T?
Starting point is 00:03:14 I've made it a point to where I've... He doesn't want to confuse all 20 people that follow him right now, man. Come on. I promoted my username enough on air back in la and a good chunk on here over here oh my god i don't want to change it he just started a twitch channel but i was bored off tyler whatever rendition you have now you have another nickname
Starting point is 00:03:36 this is randy 2.0 this is exactly yeah yeah yeah i'm sorry. What was it? Hey, it's Randman. Hey, it's Randall. Randman go for. Wasn't there a Randman live? Randman live. I'm not actively going out and changing my usernames. They're all still the same. Well, no. Find me.
Starting point is 00:03:55 No username. But I think on Twitter isn't your actual name because you have a name and a username. One says producer Tyler. One says Tyler, the board op. Oh, no, no, no. The actual name I changed it, but the actual username like the at Tyler, the board op. Board Op. Oh, no, no, no. The actual name, I changed it. But the actual username, like the at Tyler the Board Op, that's still the same. All right. Well, I didn't know it was official, official Heavy T.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Because I was just going to suggest, like, okay, if you want to go by a different nickname, that you should just go by Heavy. Even though, I think because that's easier. I understand, yeah. And I think that's kind of cool heavy we actually know a heavy uh that works at dc shoes a good friend of the what's new pod and i'm sure since you guys don't work in the same industry he would be cool with you going by heavy the the t part bugs me a little bit well because that's just my first initial it just makes no t
Starting point is 00:04:40 can we just call him mr t right and just say we pity the tyler i don't know that was gonna be my suggestion but apparently it's too late it was between that or my other uh nickname when i get sunburned they called me big red for a while no stop it i don't like that one i don't like that one i'm just saying that's what they call they call me big red big cinnamon cinnamon can we take a vote on what we call ty on this show from this point on? Tyler sounds like he just swallowed some cinnamon. So we call you Big Tex, Big T? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Big T. Living in Texas. Texas Tyler, I think. Texas T? Yeah. All right, wait, wait, wait. Make sure to add this to your damn bio line, too. No, but we should actually pick one from here because Big Red's kind of hilarious. Big T's
Starting point is 00:05:26 good. Let's just leave it at Tyler because I don't want to be too confusing. We already have a man on the podcast that has two names. Eric aka Nick Soundwave. Technically mine is mispronounced all the time between two.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Speaking of Eric Who? Me? Or Nick? Nick Soundwave, Eric. between two yeah but speaking of eric eric oh no who me yeah sorry you make me sound wave eric dude does somebody have a vendetta against you online because you've been getting a lot of hate in the comments lately and i just think that there's somebody that is just out for you yeah i don't know i don't even like talking about this because this is giving yeah because they then now right now they're joeing to it i know but no no no because the same person i believe it's the same person has gone after me as well yeah it's some rando user it's a dark square on soundcloud but he's he's commented on some he's commented on a couple of a couple of podcasts that i normally don't
Starting point is 00:06:22 like even i like honestly i like them. I honestly enjoy people when they talk crap because I'm definitely the antagonizer in a lot of situations in my life. So nothing pisses people off more than when they
Starting point is 00:06:32 pop off on you and you like, you blow them a kiss. You say, on one of the comments I replied, thanks for listening. So it's like,
Starting point is 00:06:38 he writes out this like four or five line insult to me and I replied, thanks for listening. Here's a highlight of one of these. Soundcloud.com
Starting point is 00:06:44 slash what's new pod. Yeah, yeah. So and this is the thing too he's he's transferring comments between what's new pod episodes and tailgater sports podcast you know me randy and tyler yeah so he's he's he's referring to other episodes on other platforms it's all confusing okay this is one where we were talking about the texas and california episode um and on what's new god eric is so effing punchable, bro. There's a fat burger in the IE for F's sake. Never said they weren't in the IE. I just said I'd never seen him. God, dude,
Starting point is 00:07:11 he's such a one-upper know-it-all. No wonder his podcast doesn't get played. First of all, he played my podcast because he commented on one of them. They're referring to... And then he has a hard-on for Tylerler's which makes me think this might be a tyler burner it's definitely not oh it's tyler or tyler tyler i think it's tyler's
Starting point is 00:07:32 brother he keeps going back to me being a tool to tyler which everybody is i don't it's not just me first of all and i honestly don't care and his brush it off his spelling is awful imagine he meant to spell imagine imagine being eric his only crutch in life is I left home when I was 18. I refer to it like, what, twice? Wow. And Tyler Hust destroyed him. I think he means Tyler just destroyed his whole life in one month. He made it seem like it was such a milestone.
Starting point is 00:07:56 And here comes dumbass Tyler and just completely bodies his ass. What? I have no idea what he's talking about. This definitely has to be one of Tyler's brothers. This is my favorite one, though. On Tailgater Sports. He spells like he was homeschooled. This is what is true.
Starting point is 00:08:09 F-Tailgater. F-U-C, not F-U-C-K. F-Tailgater. Eric or Nick F***wave is such a tool. Dude is obsessed with Tyler. Like, dude, get a better shtick. All you do is rag on Tyler and suck that dumb goth's d***. You probably comb his hair like the cuck you are.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Team Menace. Why do I get pulled into this? I'm not Team Menace. So maybe you have the beef with me. No, because I believe that same person, because I was checking our comments, and they were crapping on the Woody Show SoundCloud page, talking crap about me in the same style. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Honestly, I love it. Like I said, this is almost creative writing for me. I love seeing what people get. Nick f*** wave, that's pretty good. This is what I was going to say. I actually appreciate this hater because they're actually listening. Right. You know?
Starting point is 00:08:57 That makes sense. Because some people with the Woody Show, they'll just tune in for the very first time. 10 seconds into the show and then they'll start hate tweeting right away one more comment god goth chick and his crony are so effing annoying so he's spraying all over the chart man is he talking about board yeah i mean i mean besides emo boy on over in texas i mean it has to be me yeah this guy's spraying all over the chart man it's like It's like a shotgun shell. Hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 00:09:27 The only person he didn't insult is Randy. Is this Randy's burner account? I do know Randy has a few burners on his platform. You guys got me. It's my burner account. That's why I have all the misspelling and typos. I was hoping by sounding not stupid, you guys might think it's Tyler's.
Starting point is 00:09:41 You got me. That just sounds like a play you come up with, come over though all right you guys want some tech news yes just me fine all right so on the woody show i mentioned this but coming out of ces and i know it's been out before but this one looks super legit are you all in all out speaker showerhead now do you listen to music or podcasts while you're in the shower i i try to but with the the acoustics of my bathroom the shower always drowns out the music all right acoustics acoustics well i don't know what the what the right word is i hear what he's saying first i asked are you all in all out i'm uh i'm all out okay all out
Starting point is 00:10:23 so i hear what he's saying because when you have a non-waterproof speaker, you keep it on the other side of the bathroom, and then it's kind of hard to hear everything because the shower is definitely way louder. Right. I bought this waterproof one on Amazon, and I kept it in the shower, but you always have to go into the shower and then turn it back on and connect it. It was such a pain in the ass. I'm all in on this this one if it's right in the shower where the water is spraying me
Starting point is 00:10:49 i want it but then i feel like if you have something like that in the shower you're gonna end up taking longer to shower yeah that's fine what's wrong with that yeah that's that's quiet time that's that's that's why i'm i'm not gonna use it monday through friday i'm not i'm not in the shower long enough i'm a quick shower my fiancee though on the other hand she blasts her music I could hear her music through the wall while she's showering so she would probably be all right I'm a quick shower like people regularly point out it's like oh my dad had a joke get in get out if you wash it twice you're playing with it yeah sweet so it's like get in shower and get out I don't need to I would like the clock though I would like to know if I'm in the shower for way too long I I do have a clock in my shower, a waterproof one. It was like $10 on Amazon.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Okay. It's awesome. Heavy tea, all in, all out. Normally, I would be all in, but because, well, here's the thing. I live in an apartment, obviously, by myself. I shower at about 4.15 in the morning, and the walls, I don't want to be that neighbor and wake people up at 4.30 in the morning because I hear my music blasting through the I definitely want to use it super early in the up at 4 30 i definitely want to i definitely want to use
Starting point is 00:11:45 it super early in the morning but later in the evening like after i peloton or something i'll definitely use it you don't need to have a rock concert in your bathroom man i know something to listen to i'm down i listen to podcasts on the weekend when i get to like shower and take my time as opposed to during the week i remember putting in a cup like you're putting a cup yeah i used to put it in the cup. All right. Other tech news. TikTok. Okay, everybody, get ready for Tyler to use this. TikTok is adding Q&A.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Now, if you follow Tyler on Instagram, big fan of the Q&A. If you don't know in your Instagram stories. It's a once a month thing. Ask me anything. I enjoy it as well, but it seems like Tyler enjoys it more than anybody else. It's always the worst when you can obviously tell the questions being asked were submitted by Tyler,
Starting point is 00:12:27 and he's just answering them himself. I never submitted anything. He's like, talk about how your process of going through your day is like, well, you know, every day my magic fingers hit those buttons. So yeah, Q&A apparently is on TikTok already or is being added to TikTok. Other tech news, Amazon has offered to help with vaccines. And you know what? Thank God.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Let's do it. Let's just do it. Let's just knock this thing out. I'm all for the more, the easier, the dispersion of it. Let's just do it. I heard Starbucks is willing. I'll go to Starbucks, get a coffee and a vaccine at the same time. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Hell yeah. I'm all in on that. And I saw the to Starbucks, get a coffee and a vaccine at the same time. Oh, my God. Hell yeah. I'm all in on that. And I saw the funniest meme, which I agree. They go, hey, guys, this is how we do it. We can help businesses and we can get the vaccine knocked out within a few days. Just put the vaccine in some beer and make it only available at your local bar and everybody would go there and party. If you're a big company, Best Buy, Walmart,
Starting point is 00:13:25 you're trying to offload some televisions, hey, man, come buy a 55-inch television, get a free vaccine. You're not selling the vaccine. You're selling the television and giving you the option to take the vaccine. I mean, look, that's pretty smart. I was going to share this with you guys earlier. I saw a testing site that's happening nearby this Saturday, right? They're offering gift card prizes, free food, and a bunch of other stuff if you come and
Starting point is 00:13:49 get tested to make sure you don't have coronavirus. I am so dumbfounded at the fact that we have people in this country who don't want to get the vaccine. Oh my God, Brett. That'd be me. I'll take your Carl's Jr. gift card then. I'll take your $5 Starbucks gift card. I'm also on that train for now.
Starting point is 00:14:04 The early vaccines, I'm always a little hesitant. I know Brett is at least deep-rooted in some of his beliefs and stuff. Tyler, on the other hand, I want to hear why. Tyler, explain to me. He moved to Texas. I bet you people know. Give me some reasoning. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:14:17 It's because all the trial run stuff, all the if there's something wrong with it, if there's something wrong with it, they know about it within the first couple times they do it. I mean, I use the same thing when I buy my Xboxes. I don't buy it right away. Don't compare it to an Xbox, you idiot. You're relating it to an Xbox? Oh my God, Tyler, Tyler.
Starting point is 00:14:34 I'm just kidding. There's always a problem at the beginning. I'd rather wait until it's done. I'll get it eventually. I'm waiting for the second gen vaccine to come out. How long do you think it takes for them to come up with these vaccines? And then also, COVID, for everybody, is not a new thing.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Okay? It's not a new thing. If you actually read about it, this type of virus has been around. It's not like they just started with research that day when they found out about it. It's been going on for very long. I know. It's a variant of SARS. It's in the title. It says SARS.
Starting point is 00:15:07 SARS has been around. They have a lot of research on it. Here's my thing about it. Only me. Look, as opposed to Tyler's like, hey man, I'd rather have the trial run go first so my Xbox or iPhone doesn't break on me or something like that. I don't want this demo vaccine. Why do I have to get the first
Starting point is 00:15:23 trial? Man, they're just going to release it later. Xbox is the worst possible example to use, man. Don't you guys just love what they do? The coronavirus slim edition? But Tyler already had COVID, so he could wait on it. I could wait on it. Plus, things take years to go through the FDA. I was trying to give you a way out right now by saying you just had COVID and you're
Starting point is 00:15:46 bringing up dumb stuff again. This guy moves to the 34th best state in education and suddenly he becomes as dumb as them. I try to come in and save him and then he keeps on talking. That's what he does all the time, man. It's almost like if somebody had a disease and they're like, you know what? They're recommending chemotherapy, but you know what? I don't trust it.
Starting point is 00:16:02 I'm just going to wait until next year. It's a good thing messing with Tyler is my shtick only, right? I'm not personally i'm it's not that i'm not ever gonna get this it's just that i've had so many shots and vaccinations in my life because of everything i've been through that let's just say i have bad reactions to a lot of them thanks to allergies i'm gonna avoid that for a little bit here's a here's a two-part question so we did hear reports of companies that are offering people payment to get the vaccine and then also reports of companies that might start mandating that you get the vaccine. Tyler, if that's the case, would you take it? Well, if they have to mandate it in order for me to keep my job, then yeah, I don't have a choice.
Starting point is 00:16:34 I'm not losing my job. All right. Oh, man. I highly recommend the free food at all these places. If you're going to go get your shot, make sure you pick up a couple bites. Seabass here for BlueChew.com. Go to BlueCheew.com. Make sure you use that promo code Woody
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Starting point is 00:17:04 And again, right to your door. No hassle. No going anywhere. That's B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com. Again, make sure you use that promo code Woody because that first month is totally free. Just that five bucks for shipping. Speaking about food, do you want some food news? Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:20 All right, here we go. Girl Scout Cookies released a new French toast inspired cookie. All in, all out. Hell yeah. Yes, yes. I'm all out. Okay. I'm all in.
Starting point is 00:17:31 I'm all in. All right, before Randy brings the room down, Eric, is your niece Girl Scout age yet? Yeah, she probably is, but she's not in it. Okay. See, damn it. It's crazy, though. This is the year that we could crush it because they sell all these cookies online, and now Woody's daughter's not doing it she's okay yeah damn it it's it's crazy this is the year that we could crush it because
Starting point is 00:17:45 they sell all these cookies online and now woody's daughter's not doing it i know you know your niece is not doing it we could drive everybody to a website but this is the year no one wants to do it do any of our friends out here have someone that sells cookies yeah we want to crush it for somebody at least and also we want the hookup yeah you're gonna get all those cool like the remember those perks when you would sell cookies and stuff or like magazines at school? Yeah, books. You'd see like, look at that pinball machine.
Starting point is 00:18:09 I'm going to totally sell the 500 subscriptions. Your niece is going to get so many awesome things in like the next couple of years because of this show. Okay, so why are you all out on French toast inspired cookies? I'm not a big French toast fan. I just don't see how it's going to equate to me enjoying this cookie. I mean, I'm probably wrong big French toast fan. I just don't see how it's going to equate to me enjoying this cookie. I mean, I'm probably wrong, but the idea... You are.
Starting point is 00:18:27 I'd like to know what they're going for, because it's just a syrupy taste then, no? Randy, have you tried cinnamon toast crunch cereal? Yes. I imagine that would probably be a cookie with a little bit more seasoning. Pretty good. I'll give it a chance, but for the time being, I'm not. Okay. All in, all out, Dr. Pepper Zero Sugar.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Dr. Pepper Cherry Zero Sugar and Dr. Pepper being okay all in all out dr pepper zero sugar dr pepper cherry zero sugar and dr pepper cream soda zero all in all out all in i'm all in on two of those three not the cream soda i'll take the air too all right i'm all in on all three i'm not a big dr pepper guy i don't really like it so out wow all right dr pepper does a really good job of making a good diet soda so i'm sure this will taste really good i would like to add that was not on Eric's resume when I saw it when he was applying to be on the show. Do you know what's funny? Dr. Pepper, I love it.
Starting point is 00:19:11 It's awesome. I just never think about it. I never pick it up until it's my last option. And I agree. Dr. Pepper diet is one of the best diets out there. Yeah, it is. It's very heavy, though, as opposed to a Diet Coke, which is thinner.
Starting point is 00:19:26 But I do love Diet Dr. Pepper. If I see a six-pack of it, I'm grabbing it immediately. I've fallen out of sodas altogether recently. Yeah, me too, for the most part. I used to drink a lot when I was younger, but I drink water and coffee. Yeah, I've transitioned to the same as you,
Starting point is 00:19:38 but I'll never turn down a Mountain Dew. Yeah, I mean, I'm not willingly or purposely. Whenever I go to order something, it's like, can I just bottle water? Yeah, I'm purposely I'm not willingly or purposely. Whenever I go to order something, it's like, can I just bottle water? Yeah, I'm purposely doing it because I'm a fat ass. Bubbly has changed my life. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Dude, Shasta Cole is having me pick that up
Starting point is 00:19:56 all the time for her now. Constantly. I'm so pissed because all my friends that lost weight were like, I stopped drinking soda and lost 20 pounds. I stopped drinking soda and I haven't lost any weight because I realized I'm not gaining the weight from the soda. It's all the crap that I'm eating. It's the giant box of Amazon sugar you got behind you. Allegedly, Eric. Allegedly.
Starting point is 00:20:15 I'm not a bot. Also, thank you, Leon, for dropping off the other box of sugar that we got in the studio. What do you show HQ as a snack landmine right now? Every room is just boxes of snacks everywhere. All right, here's another one. Cup noodles, stir fry, all in, all out, hot garlic chicken, and teriyaki chicken flavor.
Starting point is 00:20:34 I thought you were going to say hot garlic. I'm all in. I'm all in. I'm all in. And it's not cup of noodles. It's cup noodle. Never been a big noodle guy, so I'm kind of all out on this one.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Never a noodle guy. For someone who likes bread and all these other different carbs. And for a guy that just moved out on his own, you're going to learn. Dude, jump into the ramen game. It'll save you so much money. As far as me moving out, it's bread and Pop-Tarts. Let's go, boys. No, let's not go, boys.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Oh, my God. FYI, I have been to the Cup Noodle Museum in Yokohama, Japan. It is awesome. If you go there, they have this food court where you can try noodles from around the world. Oh, nice. I want to go right now. I'm so hungry. It is so good. Also, if we're speaking about noodles in a cup, shout out to our good friends at Namshim Ramian.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Yes. You'll see it right next to Cup of Noodle. It's the red and black cup. Buy it. It is legit. Love it. And if you're a vegetarian and you can't have most cup noodles because a lot of them have beef or chicken flavor in it.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Or shrimp. Namshim has a vegan option, and it's right next to the normal option. Pick it up. Oh, yeah. It's amazing. Oh, yeah. I have one more piece of food news, and Eric is going to enjoy this.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Did you hear about Buffalo pulling all the KC barbecue sauce off the shelves? I didn't. You didn't hear about this? No. Yeah, so it's like KC Masterpiece barbecue sauce. Yeah. It's made from Kansas City, and so apparently Buffalo, all the grocery stores, has pulled it off the shelves.
Starting point is 00:22:08 That's probably huge, too, because, I mean, they're going to take a hit. All the wings that are going to be eaten this weekend, championship weekend in Buffalo. Yeah, but I'm sure you support it, right? Oh, yeah, 100%. So who's going to the Super Bowl? The Bills.
Starting point is 00:22:21 I'm looking forward to the Packers being the Bills because I want to lick their a... Oh, shut up. Shut up. So wait, Kansas City's playing... Buffalo. Buffalo. And then Green Bay's playing Tampa Bay. Tampa Bay.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Now, I really want both of your teams to go to the Super Bowl. I would love for that to happen. But I believe that the NFL is rigged and it's going to be Kansas City versus Buccaneers because they want the Tom Brady versus Mahomes. That would be a huge viewing, don't you think? Well, the commissioner is probably one of the most terrible people on the face of the earth,
Starting point is 00:22:52 so I wouldn't be surprised if some of the refs were like, hey, man, want a bonus? Call some extra poundies. So what you're saying is a couple plays may go wrong and somebody else wins that shouldn't? Dude, if you look back at the last couple years, there have been some really sus questionable calls. Like remember, there's a Saints-Rams game. Oh yeah, that's
Starting point is 00:23:07 notorious. That notoriously bad PI, that didn't get called. Dude, Nola's still pissed over that. Oh, I know. So I wouldn't be surprised if we saw some pretty questionable calls too. Alright, Tyler. So, I have a little bit of a theory. I want it, I really want it to be Packers-Bills. I really, really want it. That'd be awesome.
Starting point is 00:23:23 However, instead of Chiefs Bucks, I would not be surprised if they make it Chiefs Packers because State Farm is one of the biggest NFL sponsors out there. Who are the two spokespeople for State Farm? Aaron Rodgers and Patrick Mahomes. I saw a weird State Farm commercial teasing
Starting point is 00:23:39 an Aaron Rodgers-Patrick Mahomes commercial that they're doing for this weekend for Championship. Really? Yeah, because I think they have a couple commercials together already with the State Farm. Probably put away in case of Well, they already have a couple that are running. I think they're at a dinner and Mahomes is pouring ketchup all over his steak. Yeah, there's that one.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Jake from State Farm is ripped, by the way. He's busting through his polos. He's jacked. So are you guys going to put any money on the game? I try to use Ravy's bookie to give her some money because I said bucks for the win and she won't do it for me. But are you guys going to put any money down? I don't have
Starting point is 00:24:12 a bookie. I could probably find somebody in Vegas to make a bet for me, but I could not survive a Bill's Super Bowl and possibly losing money at the same time. Or I bet the opposite way. That way if they do lose, I win some cash at least. Tyler? Normally, I probably would, but I was
Starting point is 00:24:28 telling the guys during Tailgater, considering my team's not in the playoffs this year, it's been so nice to watch the games just stress-free, just relaxing. Just relax with a margarita. If I throw money on the game, if I throw money on the game, I'm immediately going to start stressing myself out. Must be so nice.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Just living that heavy tea life, guys. Must be so nice for heavy tea because he never has to stress out about baseball playoffs or football playoffs. Randy, go to hell. All right. Speaking of Randy going to hell, what will Randy do for money? We have made a decision on what Randy is going to do for money for $300, and he's going to be wearing Cardi B nails for one week.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Suddenly, that gif that Eric posted this morning makes so much more sense. So what do you think? I'm interested to see just how long Cardi B nails are and how colorful they're going to be. I mean, I'm interested. It should be very intriguing. I also am not to it uh doing other things in life with it yeah it's funny because the texas brought this up right away and i didn't even think about it the whole wiping yeah it's it's going to be a change because you think about just doing day-to-day activities when
Starting point is 00:25:38 you change up something small on your like just your body in general like you you you wear something different you brush up against walls. You're going to have inches on your fingers. You're going to go to scratch your face and poke an eye. And you know that's going to be the first thing that he does to injure himself is the eye. He's going to come in with a pink eye or something. Yeah, we need videos of you in public
Starting point is 00:25:56 with the Cardi B nails. Jesus Christ. Brady, let's go toy hunting with you. Wear the Cardi B nails. I need to figure out what day we're doing it too because I have to go to a funeral next week. Oh, no. Well, it's got to be for a too, because I have to go to a funeral next week. Oh, no. Well, it's got to be for a week, so I'm assuming probably a Monday.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Oh, dude. God damn it. My condolences. My condolences. Go shake his hand. Why do you have a claw? Oh, God. Just remembered.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Brady, here's a piece of advice for them. Think of them as chopsticks. Yeah. Use them as like tweezers to pick up everything and do stuff that way i've seen videos online with girls that have those really long fingernails they have like a little poker a little stick that helps them do things they have a stylus yeah a stylus basically that helps them type and do all kinds of stuff so that'll help you on on the board um everybody in this room is super into pokemon pokemon fans up in here oh yeah and i was going through our group chat and eric this is how legit you guys are not just pokemon
Starting point is 00:26:54 fans you are legit pokemon all in and eric has started a puzzle a puzzle a puzzle how many pieces a thousand pieces you know it's funny the funny thing is i bought two pokemon thousand piece puzzles while we were at target because i bought one and i'm like oh but look at this one right here it's pretty cool too and i looked at my fiance and she's like yeah just grab it we're gonna come back again anyway so yeah i have one that started and then i have one in the waiting for the next round yeah oh my god we we before this podcast we were talking about pokemon cards and everybody going crazy for pokemon cards are you guys in the poke card game like selling buying selling flipping
Starting point is 00:27:32 how much are they going for well it's a very turb it's an up and down market it really depends it's like bitcoin yeah we got pokemon stock watch you know it really depends on the cards the series what people are looking for and stuff a lot of people are selling their older cards. And I just shared with a couple of you guys before we started. I was researching because I have the original first three series like sets. And combined, they're going from anywhere from like $500 to $1,000 for the set. But if you find one specific card in that set, it could be like $10,000 by itself. So I saw an episode of uh pawn
Starting point is 00:28:06 stars and this guy came into the pawn shop and he has all these super rare original in plastic graded charizard cards and he pulled out this one card and they valued it at 40 grand that's that's the first edition charizard card, which it was a first print. So for the first print, they put first edition, then chopped it and then said, that's it. So there's a limited finite amount of those cards out. And it was the highest grade that the grading service could give it. I think it was either a 9.5 or a 10, the absolute highest grade they could give it. 40 grand.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Now, Randy said that he's in the baseball card game now because I'm going to say every time something's in the news about making a ton of money, there was that baseball card that was sold for, what, $5 million? Now, Randy has stated that he is baseball card guy. Which is why you brought it up because Randy was stating a couple podcasts ago he was going to do the Pokemon card flipping
Starting point is 00:29:00 but is waiting until later to get some cards. They don't arrive until February. There's a few things I got in motion right now. I got the baseball cards coming. I pre-ordered a few of Lady Gaga's special edition Oreos that are going for like 100 plus bucks on eBay. All right. And so just waiting for those to come in to flip on eBay. So I'll say it again at this point I'm just waiting for Randy to have his own stand at the swap meet it's only a matter of time yeah is anything really paying off for you other than the ps5 um yeah some of the stuff i've been able to move um just random random bricks moving breaks random but if even if the stuff doesn't move you just return it so you don't really lose any money so it's like just return
Starting point is 00:29:39 it yeah you just return it that's why how long can you hold on to it before you can return it um a few weeks some people hold on for months. Costco's really good to get from. Amazon's really good to get from. Sometimes Amazon won't even take the item back. They're like, just keep it. And then you keep the money. I like that Randy hasn't offered any of these items to us. He just returns it or sells it. I don't want to scalp you guys.
Starting point is 00:29:58 I mean, you can give it to us at cost if you want. Trying to eat. You can do that. Make minimum wage. I looked also in our group chat on what we were talking about and somebody dropped a trailer for Mortal Kombat.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Are you guys all in? All out? It's coming out April on HBO Max. Oh yeah. All the way in. I'm all in. It looks cool.
Starting point is 00:30:19 The CGI looks really realistic. They put a lot of money behind it. The original one was fun too. I like watching the OG ones. The original movie was really fun for its time. And yeah, I'm totally down for this one. And I heard that the main focus of the movie is going to be on Scorpion and Sub-Zero. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Two biggest, I would say most recognizable from the movie. Yeah, definitely. But you would expect it to be about like Liu Kang and Sonya and Johnny Cage, like the original movies and games were. But yeah, they're actually going full ninja on this. Apparently the fatalities in this movie too are like legit. Nice. The director was talking about it.
Starting point is 00:30:49 He's like, there's a lot of blood, a lot of gore, a lot of fatalities. You mean we don't get a crappy CGI Liu Kang turning into a dragon out of nowhere? Oh, damn. Talking spines being ripped out of bodies. Tyler, are you in? This actually looks really cool. I looked for some other movies that are going to be a lot sooner than April, and next month, the SpongeBob movie, Sponge on the Run, is coming to CBS All Access in February, all in, all out.
Starting point is 00:31:12 I've never been a SpongeBob guy, so I'm out. I like the 90s, the earlier 90s Nickelodeon. I'm out. I'm 24 years old, so I feel... Damn. I'm 24, guys. Don't you dare, Mr... No, I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:31:24 No, well, this kind of ties back to what we talked about in Telegate like a week ago about the playoff game being on Nick. At first, it was fun. But then after a while, you get a little tired, fatigued, and you realize this is for kids. Well, yeah. It is. Then you turn the volume up. But SpongeBob has been riddled with adult jokes the entire time.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Are you telling me you wouldn't go back and watch a 90s Nick cartoon? I love the Nick, like the late 90s, early 2000s. Like those are my favorite ones. It will be on CBS All Access. Also something else that I'm very excited for, Coming to America 2 in March on Amazon Prime. Hell yeah. I actually watched Coming to America, the first one,
Starting point is 00:32:04 just recently with spicy nacho and she's like i don't really get why this is funny and honestly yeah it's not as funny as when i first remembered it it's actually way more serious yeah it's not like a really a comedy but i think just because it was you know eddie murphy at the time like he was known to be the super funny guy like just his facial expressions alone kind of made it hilarious, and with all the seriousness. So I'm all in on Coming to America 2. You guys might be too young
Starting point is 00:32:31 to even be interested in it. I've never seen the first one. You guys want some bad movie news that just got posted on Twitter? Oh, what? Black Widow? Delayed again. No! What the hell, man? We need a sad horn. Murr, murr, murr. He wants some good movie news, though.
Starting point is 00:32:46 What good movie news? Godzilla vs. Kong comes out on March 26th. I'm super psyched. That's what I was just about to bring up. HBO Max. All in, all out. All in. Day one, 12.01 a.m.
Starting point is 00:33:01 I'm watching it. I loved Godzilla King of the Monsters. That was a great movie. I'm watching it. I loved Godzilla King of the Monsters. That was a great movie. Just absolutely loved it. Is that the one that you and I had a man date, Randy? That's right. Yeah, we got to see Ice Cube Sun. And we got Free Popcorn.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Remember when Godzilla was walking around the studio here? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, somebody dressed up. This is kind of a crossover, right? To Kong, the Skull Island one? Well, it's all probably the same year.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Okay, so that's what I was thinking. Pay attention. Come on. Sorry. My bad. Sorry, man. You got to be like a super nerd like him, and then you'd understand everything without explanation.
Starting point is 00:33:32 He talked about Mothra having the key to his heart or something. Yeah. I love Mothra. Sorry, Eric. Speaking of streaming, Tyler, you just watched The Night Stalker, and you loved it, right? You love all those murder things. He probably is a Night Stalker. I love murder stuff. It's crazy. there you just watched the night stalker and you loved it right you love all those murder things which makes me a little bit afraid because remember when we're hanging out in palm springs and he was just going off on all the murder stuff he's like did you guys know that president lincoln
Starting point is 00:33:56 was shot here but then also kenny was killed on this exact street but then his killer was killed over here i have definitely visited the Ford Theater where Lincoln was shot. I've been there, yes. Jack off. I'm just saying. I love historical stuff. Not all of history is great. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Apparently, just the ass of people. It's really dark and open. But I've been hearing some great stuff about the Night Stalkers. Netflix, right? Yeah, it's four episodes long. It's very well made. They go super in-depth to everything. And it's really cool. I had never heard of this dude before and I had never heard of this guy
Starting point is 00:34:30 and where does this all take place Tyler this all took place in LA with the exception of one murder where did you grow up your entire life I grew up in LA okay as soon as I never heard of it as soon as it was done, I'd never heard of it. As soon as it was done, I called both my parents. I'm like, hey, do you guys know about this guy? They're like, oh yeah. No ish. He was homeschooled. That didn't get into the bubble. That didn't get into the Soto House
Starting point is 00:34:56 bubble. I can confirm that. It took a while for that to get into the bubble. Maybe that's why Tyler is so fascinated with murder zonality. He was so sheltered in a good Christian household and being homeschooled. He never heard abouted in a good Christian household. People kill each other? And being homeschooled. Oh, God. He never heard about any of this.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Now he's fascinated. Menace, on Discovery Plus, your favorite streaming service. I'm loving it. Okay, so not only did Ghost Adventures have a special episode about the Cecil Hotel where Richard Ramirez stayed and had some of his murders happen while he was living there. They also have a docu-series, four-part, on the Cecil Hotel. One's all about Richard Ramirez and dives into his murders and him staying in the place.
Starting point is 00:35:30 It's like two hours long. All right. I mean, Discovery+, I'm absolutely loving it. Also, I've been shouting out the past five podcasts. Pluto TV, dude, free. It's free, people. Download it, Pluto TV. I've been watching the Unsolved Mysteries channel.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Dude. And I just watched the. I've been watching the Unsolved Mysteries channel. Dude. And I just watched the episode where they go into the mass conspiracy about the Martin Luther King assassination. Dude, it's crazy that the guy that they say shot him was just the fall guy. And Martin Luther King's people said, yeah, he was just the fall guy. There was a bigger conspiracy around it. What? Yeah. Dude, that's insane man and what's cool about pluto is that they have dedicated channels to not only constant streaming of episodes like unsolved mysteries but then they have channels for all
Starting point is 00:36:14 these other sorts of things hey do you want to watch sitcoms from the 90s do you want to watch saturday morning cartoons nickelodeon comedy central tons of things you can watch they're not a sponsor just download it they should be at this point that's legit anyways lottery tickets sold somebody won 700 plus million dollars
Starting point is 00:36:32 what would you do? I bought tickets yesterday too yeah I was like what would you do? I would dude I would buy
Starting point is 00:36:39 like all my family houses in like nice places I would move to Roswell and you guys would probably hear from me on the podcast and never see me again. I don't know if I would quit. I would go on such a massive bender in Vegas, bro. You have no idea.
Starting point is 00:36:54 I would spend a month and just come out in a haze just out of Sin City and then be like, okay, what do I do with the 500 mil left over? You know what? I'll join you in that. I'm going. Yeah, but if I currently won right now and we can't really do anything because the coronavirus i don't know if i would quit i would just like lay low and then i'm gonna tell you my level of giving an f would be at a negative
Starting point is 00:37:14 billion 100 but yeah i'll just do everything for fun dude i think i would just go either i'd either buy my buddy's art gallery shop in burbank hyenaena Gallery, or I'd go buy an alien shop in Roswell, one of the two, and I'd just sit and make fun of people all day. That's it. I wouldn't do anything. And say, suck it. I'd probably buy a stake in some kind of sports team somewhere.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Maybe, I don't know if I could do it into my own teams and stuff, but I would definitely do it. Tyler, I looked this up because this is what I want to do. I would buy one of the two cheapest franchises in the NHL, either the Arizona Coyotes or the Florida Panthers, and I would move them to Houston so we could get some hockey over there.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Hell yeah. Oh, my God. There it is, man. Hell yeah. We almost made it. We almost made it without the Houston effing sports shoehorn. We almost made it. Here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Those franchises are actually super cheap. How much? And super affordable. If you were to win, what was the total amount won? Like $700 super cheap. How much? And super affordable. If you were to win, what was the total amount won? Like $700 something million? Like $780 million. Both of those teams are less than $300 million. Why does it always have to go back to Houston, though?
Starting point is 00:38:14 I want hockey over here. I want hockey. Give him a break. He's excited about living in a new area. Dude, Dallas doesn't need Dallas. You know what? I'm going to win all this money, move my hockey team, and I don't have to ever invite you to a game.
Starting point is 00:38:27 No free hot... Don Vito out here, man. No free hot dogs for you. Suck it. Dallas can't even fill up their arena by giving out free tickets, and you expect people to show up to Houston for a hockey game.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Take the $200 million left over and then pay for people to come and watch your crap teams. That's not very nice, sir. Tell you what, I'll just buy the Kings and I'll bring them over here's not very nice, Eric. Tell you what, I'll just buy the Kings and I'll bring them over here. Oh, damn, Claire.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Well, good luck finding an extra $400 million in your couch or something. Do you have a couch? Yes, I do have a couch. I just seem like a futon kind of guy. Yeah, we haven't seen your couch. All we saw was your bed and your giant amount of bread and other meats.
Starting point is 00:39:01 I have two couches, don't worry. Oh, two couches. One for banging and one for sitting. Yeah, tyler coming out here man heavy teeth all right guys well i'm gonna wrap this up thank you so much for listening to our podcast please keep on commenting positive or not just send the negative ones to me man i like them yeah go to what's new pod.com that's what's new pod.com please rate and review this podcast wherever you can. We really, really appreciate it. Also, make sure to listen to our podcast friends like The Borgcast.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Oh, yeah. With Borg. Just go to theborgcast.com, theborgcast.com. What's going on with The Borgcast? I've actually reunited Shasta on the podcast. I got my friend Eddie on the podcast. We're doing dumb shenanigans and all of other fun stuff and more paranormal stuff for us to talk about i stumbled through
Starting point is 00:39:49 all that i don't care all right i didn't i didn't bring it up yeah because i know you guys haven't done it yet but get some websites together for shasta for all the stuff that she's doing on etsy and then also eric for your mom's blankets because those blankets need to be out in the world yep yep you know what i meant to do it last night because i knew you were gonna bring it up and i and then also Eric for your mom's blankets because those blankets need to be out in the world. Yep, yep. You know what? I meant to do it last night because I knew you were going to bring it up and I didn't.
Starting point is 00:40:09 And here's the thing. I have to get two URLs because I need one website, actual name for Shasta, and then I know Menace hates too long of names or things with dashes and stuff. So I got to get a very simple, easy one. Simplify, everybody.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Simplify. However, she does have an Etsy and you can go buy tarot bags and tarot cloths from her right now just search shasta jeans boutique all right also make sure you listen to tailgater sports that's tailgater sports.com listen to the podcast you can listen to these guys rag on tyler and talk about sports right also follow at tailgater sports on instagram for your up-to-date sports news. What's going on with Tailgater Sports?
Starting point is 00:40:47 We got an episode out previewing this weekend's big games. We make our picks. Guess who Randy picks? Guess who I pick? Yeah, so it's fun. And we actually debuted a new segment on the show called The Houston Hustle. The Houston Hustle. So instead of Tyler shoehorning his Houston talking like he did just a couple minutes ago,
Starting point is 00:41:04 we randomly give him an allotted time and say, Oh, that's nice. We'll talk. And then we let him go and then we cut him off. We're done. It does feel weird, though, knowing that we only have like two weeks left of football. And then after that, we have to wait an entire year or God knows how long. Then it's going to get a little wacky and we have a little more fun with the...
Starting point is 00:41:20 Don't you have the Houston Rockets? So in other words, long live the Houston Hustle? The Houston Hustle, yeah. It's basically Tyler rambling on with the Houston Hustle music. Is it Houston Hustle? Do the Hustle. Go to tailgatersports.com. Make sure you rate and review that podcast as well.
Starting point is 00:41:38 Listen to the Nerd Now podcast with Ravy, Cameron, and Randy. How's the NerdNOW podcast doing? We're doing a Merry F Kill or Merry Kill F, however you want to name it or call it. You mean F Merry Kill? F Merry Kill.
Starting point is 00:41:52 I had a brain fart there for a second. Jesus Christ. And it's just a bunch of things that listeners recommend and questions that they send in to us. I'm a little worried about what you guys feel about WandaVision on Disney Plus because it didn't come up on Monday's Woody show. So I would think if it was awesome, it would get a shout out. Well, I know that I love WandaVision.
Starting point is 00:42:12 I think it's super cool and very creative. And I think everyone else in the show feels the exact same way. But every Monday, releasing an additional podcast for Marvel Mondays, as Raby calls it. So listen for those two. Check it out. I'm not totally all in on wandavision it's going as i expected i probably i told myself i'm probably not gonna like the old
Starting point is 00:42:31 timey episodes but once they start getting into you know the 70s the 80s and 90s i'm probably gonna love it so i can't wait for the next episode to drop this week is the 70s and since it got mentioned on the woody show and i've totally forgot to shout it out karen has his podcast mostly true opinions with his wife katie so make sure you check that out as well was i supposed to hit the horn for that most true opinion it sucks oh hold on there you go that gets horned i wasn't i wasn't setting it up for that man you know tyler doesn't work here. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I guess so. I don't give a damn anymore.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Dude, Heavy T got a little swag on him. No, Heavy T does this all the time. We just ignore him because we're like, shut up, dude. I approve of this one, though. I'm good with this. This dude's 600 miles away and he's like, I can't. Tyler could do the ranting for me. I would pay to see Tyler in a room with Cameron and actually see him say this to his face. I will gladly say it.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Bull-ish, bro. Bull-ish, man. Hey, look. Get four eyes in front of me. I'll gladly say it to his face. This is coming from the same guy who his first day was in the elevator with his boss and didn't even say anything to him. There's a lot of words coming from, what, 2,000 miles away, Tyler.
Starting point is 00:43:42 I think Randy would be protected. Hey, you know what? Family lives back home. That's a Texas toast talking. Personal vendetta, Tyler, for some reason. Jesus Christ, man. I like this Tyler. Where's this guy been?
Starting point is 00:43:53 Don't encourage him. Slap it. I approve this. Oh, man. All right. Make sure you check out Madden Kim. Go to MaddenKim.com. Good friends of the show.
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Starting point is 00:44:41 search The Woody Show. Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave? Go Bills. Go Bills. Alright. Randy? Well, judging by the hat on my head, let's go Packers. Go Pack Go. You know what's funny is Tyler usually likes to add on to what we said, and he's got no team in anything right now. So what are you going to say, Tyler? Lord have mercy on me, because if they both make it,
Starting point is 00:45:00 I have to be the moderator between those two for two weeks. This dude has been saying this for the past week and a half, and every time he says it, we get more and more upset. And you guys are like just starting to go in. And I'm like, oh, dear Lord. I'm trying to think of a consequence. If, you know, both of your teams make it, what Tyler would have to do? Like, why do I have to do something?
Starting point is 00:45:20 All right. Tyler, you have anything to say on top of that? No, not really really i'm just gonna get out of here and i'm gonna go try texas barbecue for the first time so that's gonna be good because why because i live in texas yeah all right yeah there you go connect the dots yeah yeah all right one trick pony brett you have anything to say before we leave christ yeah uh long live the pokemon empire all Sean. We'll see you next week. What's new with Menace? Heavy T coming in hot who put me as dork side tea god damn it come on i come up with the names most of the time it was tyler for normal for
Starting point is 00:46:18 like one week and yeah that's because i didn't set up the chat that week. Oh, well, that makes sense. Yeah, at least I didn't call you Pauly Prissy Pants this week. And I didn't know that you were going by Heavy T. That was just a happenstance right there.

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