What's New Podcast - Online Haters, Amazon Helping America, Selling Cards, New Streaming Movies and more!
Episode Date: January 22, 2021On this episode we talk Online Haters, Amazon Helping America, Selling Cards, New Streaming Movies and more!...
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the country and around the world on AFN.
He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric, aka Nick Soundwave.
What's up?
He works on the Woody Show.
Plus, we have Randy, who's a radio DJ himself on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles,
and he works on The Woody Show.
Plus, we have Tyler, who works on The Sean Salisbury Show in Houston, Texas.
What is up, Tyler?
How are you doing?
I'm doing great.
I had Whataburger breakfast for the first time this morning.
How was it?
It was okay, but the honey butter, the honey butter,
the honey butter is
delicious.
So, Tyler, I gotta talk
to you, man. I gotta talk to you.
Oh, no. I've heard through the
grapevine that
you're pushing for a nickname
called Heavy T.
You confirm or deny that you're you are campaigning for a nickname
heavy tea i will not confirm that i am pushing for it because i will confirm i've had this
nickname for about three years uh three years we have never once called you i never said i never
said it was you guys who called me that i know know he's brought it up at least one time before,
but how would the new people around you on the show that you work on now
would even know about Heavy T?
We were randomly talking about old nicknames that we used to have after the show.
And I said, oh yeah, this is a nickname that I used to have
back when I worked at a warehouse before radio.
And they loved it and it stuck.
That's such a warehouse nickname.
Wait, so you're officially going?
Such a sports talk nickname, too.
So you're officially going by Heavy T now?
Oh, yeah.
It's Sean Salisbury with MC and Heavy T.
I'm not even kidding.
MC and Heavy T.
Damn, I didn't know it was official official.
I love radio stuff like this.
He's already on the-
Wait, wait, wait.
Because I know Tyler is just like-
Wait, hold on. What's up? He would not confirm it yet. He's already on the because I know Tyler is just like, wait, hold on.
What's up?
He would not confirm it yet.
He's already going by it
on the show.
I'm saying I wouldn't
confirm that I was
pushing for the nickname.
I confirmed though
that this has been
my nickname for a while.
Tyler also has
people,
not you guys,
which I never see
on social media
was only been brought up
one time since we've
known you and we
called you guys. You guys called me dumbass Tyler because of the truck thing and that immediately never see on social media was only been brought up one time since we've known you and we called
you guys you guys called me dumbass tyler because of the truck thing and that immediately stopped
which is abbreviation of it well you didn't like that that's right also we called you by your other
true nickname which i don't see you being called by that on your new show fluffer oh i forgot about
that yeah my thing though is that remember how you guys ragged on me because i had like
three usernames and less than like a six month span it was like six but yeah tyler's got
tyler board up then he's got tyler the producer and now he's got heavy t and all of them are on
his instagram bio so i'm like yo what are you going by okay see this is what i ragged on eric
for for like i don't know two years oh was not having the consistency of your username. Don't have the consistency of
going by another man's name, Nick
for some reason.
No, no, no. Now you're going by Heavy
T. Are you going to switch everything to Heavy T?
I've
made it a point to where
I've... He doesn't want to confuse all 20
people that follow him right now, man.
Come on. I promoted my
username enough on air back in la
and a good chunk on here over here oh my god i don't want to change it he just started a twitch
channel but i was bored off tyler whatever rendition you have now you have another nickname
this is randy 2.0 this is exactly yeah yeah yeah i'm sorry. What was it? Hey, it's Randman. Hey, it's Randall.
Randman go for.
Wasn't there a Randman live?
Randman live.
I'm not actively going out and changing my usernames.
They're all still the same.
Well, no.
Find me.
No username.
But I think on Twitter isn't your actual name because you have a name and a username.
One says producer Tyler.
One says Tyler, the board op. Oh, no, no, no.
The actual name I changed it, but the actual username like the at Tyler, the board op. Board Op. Oh, no, no, no. The actual name, I changed it.
But the actual username, like the at Tyler the Board Op, that's still the same.
All right.
Well, I didn't know it was official, official Heavy T.
Because I was just going to suggest, like, okay, if you want to go by a different nickname,
that you should just go by Heavy.
Even though, I think because that's easier.
I understand, yeah.
And I think that's kind of cool heavy
we actually know a heavy uh that works at dc shoes a good friend of the what's new pod and i'm sure
since you guys don't work in the same industry he would be cool with you going by heavy the the t
part bugs me a little bit well because that's just my first initial it just makes no t
can we just call him mr t right and just say we pity the tyler i don't know that was gonna be my
suggestion but apparently it's too late it was between that or my other uh nickname when i get
sunburned they called me big red for a while no stop it i don't like that one i don't like that
one i'm just saying that's what they call they call me big red big cinnamon cinnamon can we take
a vote on what we call ty on this show from this point on?
Tyler sounds like he just swallowed some cinnamon.
So we call you Big Tex, Big T?
Oh, yeah.
Big T.
Living in Texas.
Texas Tyler, I think.
Texas T?
Yeah.
All right, wait, wait, wait.
Make sure to add this to your damn bio line, too.
No, but we should actually pick one from here because Big Red's kind of hilarious. Big T's
good.
Let's just leave it at Tyler
because I don't want to be too confusing.
We already have a man on the podcast
that has two names. Eric
aka Nick Soundwave.
Technically mine is mispronounced all the time
between two.
Speaking of Eric
Who? Me?
Or Nick? Nick Soundwave, Eric. between two yeah but speaking of eric eric oh no who me yeah sorry you make me sound wave eric dude does somebody have a vendetta against you online because you've been getting a lot of hate
in the comments lately and i just think that there's somebody that is just out for you yeah
i don't know i don't even like talking about this because this is giving yeah because they
then now right now they're joeing to it i know but no no no because the same person i believe it's the same person
has gone after me as well yeah it's some rando user it's a dark square on soundcloud but he's
he's commented on some he's commented on a couple of a couple of podcasts that i normally don't
like even i like honestly i like them. I honestly enjoy people
when they talk crap
because I'm definitely
the antagonizer
in a lot of situations
in my life.
So nothing pisses people off
more than when they
pop off on you
and you like,
you blow them a kiss.
You say,
on one of the comments
I replied,
thanks for listening.
So it's like,
he writes out this
like four or five line
insult to me
and I replied,
thanks for listening.
Here's a highlight
of one of these.
Soundcloud.com
slash what's new pod. Yeah, yeah. So and this is the thing too he's he's transferring comments between
what's new pod episodes and tailgater sports podcast you know me randy and tyler yeah so he's
he's he's referring to other episodes on other platforms it's all confusing okay this is one
where we were talking about the texas and california episode um and on what's new god eric
is so effing punchable, bro.
There's a fat burger in the IE
for F's sake. Never said they weren't in the IE.
I just said I'd never seen him. God, dude,
he's such a one-upper know-it-all. No wonder his
podcast doesn't get played.
First of all, he played my podcast because
he commented on one of them.
They're referring to...
And then he
has a hard-on for Tylerler's which makes me think this
might be a tyler burner it's definitely not oh it's tyler or tyler tyler i think it's tyler's
brother he keeps going back to me being a tool to tyler which everybody is i don't it's not just me
first of all and i honestly don't care and his brush it off his spelling is awful imagine he
meant to spell imagine imagine being eric his only crutch in life is I left home when I was 18.
I refer to it like, what, twice?
Wow.
And Tyler Hust destroyed him.
I think he means Tyler just destroyed his whole life in one month.
He made it seem like it was such a milestone.
And here comes dumbass Tyler and just completely bodies his ass.
What?
I have no idea what he's talking about.
This definitely has to be one of Tyler's brothers.
This is my favorite one, though.
On Tailgater Sports.
He spells like he was homeschooled.
This is what is true.
F-Tailgater.
F-U-C, not F-U-C-K.
F-Tailgater.
Eric or Nick F***wave is such a tool.
Dude is obsessed with Tyler.
Like, dude, get a better shtick.
All you do is rag on Tyler and suck that dumb goth's d***.
You probably comb his hair like the cuck you are.
Team Menace.
Why do I get pulled into this?
I'm not Team Menace.
So maybe you have the beef with me.
No, because I believe that same person, because I was checking our comments,
and they were crapping on the Woody Show SoundCloud page,
talking crap about me in the same style.
Yeah, dude.
Honestly, I love it.
Like I said, this is almost creative writing for me.
I love seeing what people get.
Nick f*** wave, that's pretty good.
This is what I was going to say.
I actually appreciate this hater because they're actually listening.
Right.
You know?
That makes sense.
Because some people with the Woody Show, they'll just tune in for the very first time.
10 seconds into the show
and then they'll start hate tweeting right away one more comment god goth chick and his crony are
so effing annoying so he's spraying all over the chart man is he talking about board yeah i mean
i mean besides emo boy on over in texas i mean it has to be me yeah this guy's spraying all over
the chart man it's like It's like a shotgun shell.
Hold on, hold on.
The only person he didn't insult is Randy.
Is this Randy's burner account?
I do know Randy has a few burners on his platform.
You guys got me.
It's my burner account.
That's why I have all the misspelling and typos.
I was hoping by sounding not stupid,
you guys might think it's Tyler's.
You got me.
That just sounds like a play you come up with, come over though all right you guys want some tech news
yes just me fine all right so on the woody show i mentioned this but coming out of ces and i know
it's been out before but this one looks super legit are you all in all out speaker showerhead
now do you listen to music or podcasts while you're in the shower
i i try to but with the the acoustics of my bathroom the shower always drowns out the music
all right acoustics acoustics well i don't know what the what the right word is
i hear what he's saying first i asked are you all in all out i'm uh i'm all out okay all out
so i hear what he's saying because when you have a non-waterproof speaker,
you keep it on the other side of the bathroom,
and then it's kind of hard to hear everything
because the shower is definitely way louder.
Right.
I bought this waterproof one on Amazon, and I kept it in the shower,
but you always have to go into the shower and then turn it back on and connect it.
It was such a pain in the ass. I'm all in on this this one if it's right in the shower where the water is spraying me
i want it but then i feel like if you have something like that in the shower you're gonna
end up taking longer to shower yeah that's fine what's wrong with that yeah that's that's quiet
time that's that's that's why i'm i'm not gonna use it monday through friday i'm not i'm not in
the shower long enough i'm a quick shower my fiancee though on the other hand she blasts her music I could hear her music through the wall while she's showering so she
would probably be all right I'm a quick shower like people regularly point out it's like oh
my dad had a joke get in get out if you wash it twice you're playing with it yeah sweet so it's
like get in shower and get out I don't need to I would like the clock though I would like to know
if I'm in the shower for way too long I I do have a clock in my shower, a waterproof one. It was like $10 on Amazon.
Okay.
It's awesome.
Heavy tea, all in, all out.
Normally, I would be all in, but because, well, here's the thing.
I live in an apartment, obviously, by myself.
I shower at about 4.15 in the morning, and the walls, I don't want to be that neighbor
and wake people up at 4.30 in the morning because I hear my music blasting through the
I definitely want to use it super early in the up at 4 30 i definitely want to i definitely want to use
it super early in the morning but later in the evening like after i peloton or something i'll
definitely use it you don't need to have a rock concert in your bathroom man i know something to
listen to i'm down i listen to podcasts on the weekend when i get to like shower and take my
time as opposed to during the week i remember putting in a cup like you're putting a cup yeah
i used to put it in the cup. All right. Other tech news.
TikTok.
Okay, everybody, get ready for Tyler to use this.
TikTok is adding Q&A.
Now, if you follow Tyler on Instagram,
big fan of the Q&A.
If you don't know in your Instagram stories.
It's a once a month thing.
Ask me anything.
I enjoy it as well,
but it seems like Tyler enjoys it more than anybody else.
It's always the worst when you can obviously tell the questions being asked were submitted by Tyler,
and he's just answering them himself.
I never submitted anything.
He's like, talk about how your process of going through your day is like,
well, you know, every day my magic fingers hit those buttons.
So yeah, Q&A apparently is on TikTok already or is being added to TikTok.
Other tech news, Amazon has offered to help with vaccines.
And you know what?
Thank God.
Let's do it.
Let's just do it.
Let's just knock this thing out.
I'm all for the more, the easier, the dispersion of it.
Let's just do it.
I heard Starbucks is willing.
I'll go to Starbucks, get a coffee and a vaccine at the same time.
Oh my God.
Hell yeah. I'm all in on that. And I saw the to Starbucks, get a coffee and a vaccine at the same time. Oh, my God. Hell yeah.
I'm all in on that.
And I saw the funniest meme, which I agree.
They go, hey, guys, this is how we do it.
We can help businesses and we can get the vaccine knocked out within a few days.
Just put the vaccine in some beer and make it only available at your local bar and everybody
would go there and party.
If you're a big company, Best Buy, Walmart,
you're trying to offload some televisions,
hey, man, come buy a 55-inch television, get a free vaccine.
You're not selling the vaccine.
You're selling the television and giving you the option to take the vaccine.
I mean, look, that's pretty smart.
I was going to share this with you guys earlier.
I saw a testing site that's happening nearby this Saturday, right?
They're offering gift card prizes, free food, and a bunch of other stuff if you come and
get tested to make sure you don't have coronavirus.
I am so dumbfounded at the fact that we have people in this country who don't want to get
the vaccine.
Oh my God, Brett.
That'd be me.
I'll take your Carl's Jr. gift card then.
I'll take your $5 Starbucks gift card.
I'm also on that train for now.
The early vaccines, I'm always a little hesitant.
I know Brett is at least deep-rooted in some of his beliefs and stuff.
Tyler, on the other hand, I want to hear why.
Tyler, explain to me.
He moved to Texas.
I bet you people know.
Give me some reasoning.
No, no, no.
It's because all the trial run stuff, all the if there's something wrong with it,
if there's something wrong with it,
they know about it within the first couple times they do it.
I mean, I use the same thing when I buy my Xboxes.
I don't buy it right away.
Don't compare it to an Xbox, you idiot.
You're relating it to an Xbox?
Oh my God, Tyler, Tyler.
I'm just kidding.
There's always a problem at the beginning.
I'd rather wait until it's done.
I'll get it eventually.
I'm waiting for the second gen vaccine to come out.
How long do you think it takes for them
to come up with these vaccines?
And then also, COVID, for everybody, is not a new thing.
Okay?
It's not a new thing.
If you actually read about it, this type of virus has been around.
It's not like they just started with research that day when they found out about it.
It's been going on for very long.
I know.
It's a variant of SARS.
It's in the title. It says SARS.
SARS has been around. They have a lot of
research on it.
Here's my thing about it. Only me.
Look, as opposed to Tyler's like,
hey man, I'd rather have the trial run go first
so my Xbox or iPhone doesn't
break on me or something like that. I don't want this demo
vaccine. Why do I have to get the first
trial? Man, they're just going to release it later.
Xbox is the worst possible example to use, man.
Don't you guys just love what they do?
The coronavirus slim edition?
But Tyler already had COVID, so he could wait on it.
I could wait on it.
Plus, things take years to go through the FDA.
I was trying to give you a way out right now by saying you just had COVID and you're
bringing up dumb stuff again. This guy moves
to the 34th best state in education
and suddenly he becomes as dumb as them.
I try to come in and save
him and then he keeps on talking.
That's what he does all the time, man.
It's almost like if somebody had a disease and they're like, you know what?
They're recommending chemotherapy, but you know what? I don't trust it.
I'm just going to wait until next year. It's a good thing messing with Tyler is my
shtick only, right? I'm not personally i'm it's not that i'm not ever
gonna get this it's just that i've had so many shots and vaccinations in my life because of
everything i've been through that let's just say i have bad reactions to a lot of them thanks to
allergies i'm gonna avoid that for a little bit here's a here's a two-part question so we did
hear reports of companies that are offering people payment to get the vaccine and then also reports of companies that might start mandating that you get the vaccine.
Tyler, if that's the case, would you take it?
Well, if they have to mandate it in order for me to keep my job, then yeah, I don't have a choice.
I'm not losing my job.
All right.
Oh, man.
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Speaking about food, do you want some food news?
Yes.
All right, here we go.
Girl Scout Cookies released a new French toast inspired cookie.
All in, all out.
Hell yeah.
Yes, yes.
I'm all out.
Okay.
I'm all in.
I'm all in.
All right, before Randy brings the room down,
Eric, is your niece Girl Scout age yet?
Yeah, she probably is, but she's not in it.
Okay.
See, damn it.
It's crazy, though.
This is the year that we could crush it because they sell all these cookies online, and now Woody's daughter's not doing it she's okay yeah damn it it's it's crazy this is the year that we could crush it because
they sell all these cookies online and now woody's daughter's not doing it i know you know your niece
is not doing it we could drive everybody to a website but this is the year no one wants to do
it do any of our friends out here have someone that sells cookies yeah we want to crush it for
somebody at least and also we want the hookup yeah you're gonna get all those cool like the
remember those perks when you would sell cookies and stuff
or like magazines at school?
Yeah, books.
You'd see like, look at that pinball machine.
I'm going to totally sell the 500 subscriptions.
Your niece is going to get so many awesome things
in like the next couple of years because of this show.
Okay, so why are you all out on French toast inspired cookies?
I'm not a big French toast fan.
I just don't see how it's going to equate to me enjoying this cookie.
I mean, I'm probably wrong big French toast fan. I just don't see how it's going to equate to me enjoying this cookie. I mean, I'm probably wrong,
but the idea... You are.
I'd like to know what
they're going for, because it's just a syrupy taste then, no?
Randy, have you tried cinnamon toast
crunch cereal? Yes. I imagine that
would probably be a cookie with a little bit more seasoning.
Pretty good. I'll give it a chance, but for the time
being, I'm not. Okay. All in,
all out, Dr. Pepper Zero Sugar.
Dr. Pepper Cherry Zero Sugar and Dr. Pepper being okay all in all out dr pepper zero sugar dr pepper cherry zero sugar and dr pepper cream
soda zero all in all out all in i'm all in on two of those three not the cream soda i'll take the
air too all right i'm all in on all three i'm not a big dr pepper guy i don't really like it so
out wow all right dr pepper does a really good job of making a good diet soda so i'm sure this
will taste really good i would like to add that was not on Eric's resume when I saw it when he was applying
to be on the show.
Do you know what's funny?
Dr. Pepper, I love it.
It's awesome.
I just never think about it.
I never pick it up until it's my last option.
And I agree.
Dr. Pepper diet is one of the best diets out there.
Yeah, it is.
It's very heavy, though, as opposed to a Diet Coke,
which is thinner.
But I do love Diet Dr. Pepper.
If I see a six-pack of it,
I'm grabbing it immediately.
I've fallen out of sodas altogether recently.
Yeah, me too, for the most part.
I used to drink a lot when I was younger,
but I drink water and coffee.
Yeah, I've transitioned to the same as you,
but I'll never turn down a Mountain Dew.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not willingly or purposely.
Whenever I go to order something, it's like, can I just bottle water? Yeah, I'm purposely I'm not willingly or purposely. Whenever I go to order something,
it's like, can I just bottle water? Yeah, I'm purposely
doing it because I'm a fat ass.
Bubbly has changed
my life. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Dude, Shasta Cole is having me pick that up
all the time for her now. Constantly.
I'm so pissed because all my friends that lost weight
were like, I stopped drinking soda and lost 20 pounds.
I stopped drinking soda and I haven't lost any weight
because I realized I'm not gaining the weight from the soda.
It's all the crap that I'm eating.
It's the giant box of Amazon sugar you got behind you.
Allegedly, Eric. Allegedly.
I'm not a bot.
Also, thank you, Leon, for dropping off the other box of sugar
that we got in the studio.
What do you show HQ as a snack landmine right now?
Every room is just boxes of snacks everywhere.
All right, here's another one.
Cup noodles, stir fry, all in, all out,
hot garlic chicken, and teriyaki chicken flavor.
I thought you were going to say hot garlic.
I'm all in.
I'm all in.
I'm all in.
And it's not cup of noodles.
It's cup noodle.
Never been a big noodle guy,
so I'm kind of all out on this one.
Never a noodle guy.
For someone who likes bread and all these other different carbs.
And for a guy that just moved out on his own, you're going to learn.
Dude, jump into the ramen game.
It'll save you so much money.
As far as me moving out, it's bread and Pop-Tarts.
Let's go, boys.
No, let's not go, boys.
Oh, my God.
FYI, I have been to the Cup Noodle Museum in Yokohama, Japan.
It is awesome.
If you go there, they have this food court where you can try noodles from around the world.
Oh, nice.
I want to go right now.
I'm so hungry. It is so good.
Also, if we're speaking about noodles in a cup, shout out to our good friends at Namshim Ramian.
Yes.
You'll see it right next to Cup of Noodle.
It's the red and black cup.
Buy it.
It is legit.
Love it.
And if you're a vegetarian and you can't have most cup noodles
because a lot of them have beef or chicken flavor in it.
Or shrimp.
Namshim has a vegan option,
and it's right next to the normal option.
Pick it up.
Oh, yeah.
It's amazing.
Oh, yeah.
I have one more piece of food news, and Eric is going to enjoy this.
Did you hear about Buffalo pulling all the KC barbecue sauce off the shelves?
I didn't.
You didn't hear about this?
No.
Yeah, so it's like KC Masterpiece barbecue sauce.
Yeah.
It's made from Kansas City, and so apparently Buffalo, all the grocery stores,
has pulled it off the shelves.
That's probably huge, too, because, I mean,
they're going to take a hit.
All the wings that are going to be eaten this weekend,
championship weekend in Buffalo.
Yeah, but I'm sure you support it, right?
Oh, yeah, 100%.
So who's going to the Super Bowl?
The Bills.
I'm looking forward to the Packers being the Bills
because I want to lick their a... Oh, shut up.
Shut up.
So wait, Kansas City's playing...
Buffalo.
Buffalo.
And then Green Bay's playing Tampa Bay.
Tampa Bay.
Now, I really want both of your teams to go to the Super Bowl.
I would love for that to happen.
But I believe that the NFL is rigged
and it's going to be Kansas City versus Buccaneers
because they want the Tom Brady versus Mahomes.
That would be a huge viewing, don't you think?
Well, the commissioner is probably one of the most terrible people
on the face of the earth,
so I wouldn't be surprised if some of the refs were like,
hey, man, want a bonus?
Call some extra poundies.
So what you're saying is a couple plays may go wrong
and somebody else wins that shouldn't?
Dude, if you look back at the last couple years,
there have been some really sus questionable calls. Like remember, there's
a Saints-Rams game. Oh yeah, that's
notorious. That notoriously bad PI,
that didn't get called. Dude, Nola's still
pissed over that. Oh, I know. So I wouldn't be surprised
if we saw some pretty questionable calls too.
Alright, Tyler. So, I have a little
bit of a theory. I want it,
I really want it to be Packers-Bills.
I really, really want it. That'd be awesome.
However, instead of
Chiefs Bucks, I would not be surprised
if they make it Chiefs Packers
because State Farm is one of the biggest NFL
sponsors out there. Who are the two
spokespeople for State Farm? Aaron Rodgers and
Patrick Mahomes. I saw a weird State
Farm commercial teasing
an Aaron Rodgers-Patrick Mahomes
commercial that they're doing for this weekend
for Championship. Really? Yeah, because
I think they have a couple commercials together already
with the State Farm. Probably put away in case of
Well, they already have a couple that are running. I think they're at a
dinner and Mahomes is pouring ketchup
all over his steak. Yeah, there's that one.
Jake from State Farm is ripped, by the way.
He's busting through his polos.
He's jacked. So are you guys going to put
any money on the game? I try to use
Ravy's bookie to give her some money
because I said bucks for the win
and she won't do it for me. But
are you guys going to put any money down? I don't have
a bookie. I could probably find
somebody in Vegas to make a bet for me, but I
could not survive a
Bill's Super Bowl and possibly
losing money at the same time.
Or I bet the opposite way. That way if they do lose, I win
some cash at least. Tyler?
Normally, I probably would, but I was
telling the guys during Tailgater,
considering my team's not in the playoffs this year,
it's been so nice to watch the games
just stress-free, just
relaxing. Just relax with a margarita.
If I throw money on the game,
if I throw money on the game, I'm immediately going to
start stressing myself out. Must be so nice.
Just living that heavy tea life, guys.
Must be so nice for heavy tea because he never has to stress out about baseball playoffs
or football playoffs.
Randy, go to hell.
All right.
Speaking of Randy going to hell, what will Randy do for money?
We have made a decision on what Randy is going to do for money for $300, and he's going to
be wearing Cardi B nails for one week.
Suddenly, that gif that Eric posted this morning makes so much more sense.
So what do you think?
I'm interested to see just how long Cardi B nails are
and how colorful they're going to be.
I mean, I'm interested.
It should be very intriguing. I also am not to it uh doing other things in life with it yeah it's
funny because the texas brought this up right away and i didn't even think about it the whole wiping
yeah it's it's going to be a change because you think about just doing day-to-day activities when
you change up something small on your like just your body in general like you you you wear something
different you brush up against walls.
You're going to have inches on your fingers.
You're going to go to scratch your face and poke an eye.
And you know that's going to be the first thing
that he does to injure himself is the eye.
He's going to come in with a pink eye or something.
Yeah, we need videos of you in public
with the Cardi B nails.
Jesus Christ.
Brady, let's go toy hunting with you.
Wear the Cardi B nails.
I need to figure out what day we're doing it too
because I have to go to a funeral next week.
Oh, no. Well, it's got to be for a too, because I have to go to a funeral next week. Oh, no.
Well, it's got to be for a week, so I'm assuming probably a Monday.
Oh, dude.
God damn it.
My condolences.
My condolences.
Go shake his hand.
Why do you have a claw?
Oh, God.
Just remembered.
Brady, here's a piece of advice for them.
Think of them as chopsticks.
Yeah.
Use them as like tweezers to pick up everything and do stuff that way i've seen videos online with girls that have those
really long fingernails they have like a little poker a little stick that helps them do things
they have a stylus yeah a stylus basically that helps them type and do all kinds of stuff so
that'll help you on on the board um everybody in this room is super into pokemon pokemon fans up in here oh yeah
and i was going through our group chat and eric this is how legit you guys are not just pokemon
fans you are legit pokemon all in and eric has started a puzzle a puzzle a puzzle how many
pieces a thousand pieces you know it's funny the funny thing is i
bought two pokemon thousand piece puzzles while we were at target because i bought one and i'm like
oh but look at this one right here it's pretty cool too and i looked at my fiance and she's like
yeah just grab it we're gonna come back again anyway so yeah i have one that started and then
i have one in the waiting for the next round yeah oh my god we we before this podcast we were talking
about pokemon cards and everybody going
crazy for pokemon cards are you guys in the poke card game like selling buying selling flipping
how much are they going for well it's a very turb it's an up and down market it really depends
it's like bitcoin yeah we got pokemon stock watch you know it really depends on the cards the series
what people are looking for and stuff a lot of people are selling their older cards.
And I just shared with a couple of you guys before we started.
I was researching because I have the original first three series like sets.
And combined, they're going from anywhere from like $500 to $1,000 for the set.
But if you find one specific card in that set, it could be like $10,000 by itself.
So I saw an episode of uh pawn
stars and this guy came into the pawn shop and he has all these super rare original in plastic
graded charizard cards and he pulled out this one card and they valued it at 40 grand that's
that's the first edition charizard card, which it was a first print.
So for the first print, they put first edition, then chopped it and then said, that's it.
So there's a limited finite amount of those cards out.
And it was the highest grade that the grading service could give it.
I think it was either a 9.5 or a 10, the absolute highest grade they could give it.
40 grand.
Now, Randy said that he's in the baseball card game now because I'm going to say
every time something's in the news about making
a ton of money, there was that baseball card that
was sold for, what, $5 million?
Now, Randy has stated that he is
baseball card guy. Which is why you brought it
up because Randy was stating a couple podcasts
ago he was going to do the Pokemon card flipping
but is waiting until later
to get some cards. They don't arrive until February.
There's a few things I got in motion right now. I got the baseball cards coming. I pre-ordered a few of
Lady Gaga's special edition Oreos that are going for like 100 plus bucks on eBay. All right. And
so just waiting for those to come in to flip on eBay. So I'll say it again at this point I'm just
waiting for Randy to have his own stand at the swap meet it's only a matter of time yeah is anything really paying off for you other than the ps5 um yeah some of the stuff i've
been able to move um just random random bricks moving breaks random but if even if the stuff
doesn't move you just return it so you don't really lose any money so it's like just return
it yeah you just return it that's why how long can you hold on to it before you can return it um
a few weeks some people hold on for months. Costco's
really good to get from. Amazon's really good to get from.
Sometimes Amazon won't even take the
item back. They're like, just keep it. And then you keep the money.
I like that Randy hasn't offered any of these
items to us. He just returns it or sells it.
I don't want to scalp you guys.
I mean, you can give it to us at cost
if you want. Trying to eat.
You can do that. Make minimum wage.
I looked also
in our group chat
on what we were talking about
and somebody dropped
a trailer for Mortal Kombat.
Are you guys all in?
All out?
It's coming out April
on HBO Max.
Oh yeah.
All the way in.
I'm all in.
It looks cool.
The CGI looks really realistic.
They put a lot of money behind it.
The original one was fun too.
I like watching the OG ones.
The original movie was really fun for its time.
And yeah, I'm totally down for this one.
And I heard that the main focus of the movie is going to be on Scorpion and Sub-Zero.
That's cool.
Two biggest, I would say most recognizable from the movie.
Yeah, definitely.
But you would expect it to be about like Liu Kang and Sonya and Johnny Cage,
like the original movies and games were.
But yeah, they're actually going full ninja on this.
Apparently the fatalities in this movie too are like legit.
Nice.
The director was talking about it.
He's like, there's a lot of blood, a lot of gore, a lot of fatalities.
You mean we don't get a crappy CGI Liu Kang turning into a dragon out of nowhere?
Oh, damn.
Talking spines being ripped out of bodies.
Tyler, are you in?
This actually looks really cool.
I looked for some other movies that are going to be a lot sooner than April, and next month, the SpongeBob movie, Sponge on the Run,
is coming to CBS All Access in February, all in, all out.
I've never been a SpongeBob guy, so I'm out.
I like the 90s, the earlier 90s Nickelodeon.
I'm out.
I'm 24 years old, so I feel...
Damn.
I'm 24, guys.
Don't you dare, Mr...
No, I don't like that.
No, well, this kind of ties back to what we talked about in Telegate like a week ago
about the playoff game being on Nick.
At first, it was fun.
But then after a while, you get a little tired, fatigued, and you realize this is for kids.
Well, yeah.
It is.
Then you turn the volume up.
But SpongeBob has been riddled with adult jokes the entire time.
Are you telling me you wouldn't go back and watch a 90s Nick cartoon?
I love the Nick, like the late 90s, early 2000s.
Like those are my favorite ones.
It will be on CBS All Access.
Also something else that I'm very excited for,
Coming to America 2 in March on Amazon Prime.
Hell yeah.
I actually watched Coming to America, the first one,
just recently with spicy nacho and
she's like i don't really get why this is funny and honestly yeah it's not as funny as when i
first remembered it it's actually way more serious yeah it's not like a really a comedy but i think
just because it was you know eddie murphy at the time like he was known to be the super funny guy
like just his facial expressions alone
kind of made it hilarious, and with all the seriousness.
So I'm all in on
Coming to America 2. You guys might be too young
to even be interested in it.
I've never seen the first one. You guys want some bad movie news
that just got posted on Twitter? Oh, what?
Black Widow? Delayed again.
No! What the hell, man?
We need a sad horn.
Murr, murr, murr.
He wants some good movie news, though.
What good movie news?
Godzilla vs. Kong comes out on March 26th.
I'm super psyched.
That's what I was just about to bring up.
HBO Max.
All in, all out.
All in.
Day one, 12.01 a.m.
I'm watching it.
I loved Godzilla King of the Monsters.
That was a great movie. I'm watching it. I loved Godzilla King of the Monsters. That was a great movie.
Just absolutely loved it.
Is that the one that you and I had a man date, Randy?
That's right.
Yeah, we got to see Ice Cube Sun.
And we got Free Popcorn.
Remember when Godzilla was walking around the studio here?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, somebody dressed up.
This is kind of a crossover, right?
To Kong, the Skull Island one?
Well, it's all probably the same year.
Okay, so that's what I was thinking.
Pay attention.
Come on.
Sorry.
My bad.
Sorry, man.
You got to be like a super nerd like him, and then you'd understand everything without
explanation.
He talked about Mothra having the key to his heart or something.
Yeah.
I love Mothra.
Sorry, Eric.
Speaking of streaming, Tyler, you just watched The Night Stalker, and you loved it, right?
You love all those murder things.
He probably is a Night Stalker. I love murder stuff. It's crazy. there you just watched the night stalker and you loved it right you love all those murder things which makes me a little bit afraid because remember when we're hanging out in palm springs
and he was just going off on all the murder stuff he's like did you guys know that president lincoln
was shot here but then also kenny was killed on this exact street but then his killer was killed
over here i have definitely visited the Ford Theater where Lincoln was shot.
I've been there, yes.
Jack off.
I'm just saying.
I love historical stuff.
Not all of history is great.
I'm sorry.
Apparently, just the ass of people.
It's really dark and open.
But I've been hearing some great stuff about the Night Stalkers.
Netflix, right?
Yeah, it's four episodes long.
It's very well made.
They go super in-depth to everything.
And it's really cool. I had never heard of this dude before and I had never heard of this guy
and where does this all take place Tyler this all took place in LA with the
exception of one murder where did you grow up your entire life I grew up in
LA okay as soon as I never heard of it as soon as it was done, I'd never heard of it. As soon as
it was done, I called both my parents. I'm like, hey, do you
guys know about this guy? They're like, oh yeah.
No ish.
He was homeschooled. That didn't get into
the bubble. That didn't get into the Soto House
bubble. I can confirm that.
It took a while for that to get into the bubble.
Maybe that's why Tyler is so fascinated with murder
zonality. He was so sheltered in a good
Christian household and being homeschooled. He never heard abouted in a good Christian household. People kill each other?
And being homeschooled.
Oh, God.
He never heard about any of this.
Now he's fascinated.
Menace, on Discovery Plus, your favorite streaming service.
I'm loving it.
Okay, so not only did Ghost Adventures have a special episode about the Cecil Hotel where
Richard Ramirez stayed and had some of his murders happen while he was living there.
They also have a docu-series, four-part, on the Cecil Hotel.
One's all about Richard Ramirez and dives into his murders
and him staying in the place.
It's like two hours long.
All right.
I mean, Discovery+, I'm absolutely loving it.
Also, I've been shouting out the past five podcasts.
Pluto TV, dude, free.
It's free, people.
Download it, Pluto TV.
I've been watching the Unsolved Mysteries channel.
Dude. And I just watched the. I've been watching the Unsolved Mysteries channel. Dude.
And I just watched the episode where they go into the mass conspiracy about the Martin Luther King assassination.
Dude, it's crazy that the guy that they say shot him was just the fall guy.
And Martin Luther King's people said, yeah, he was just the fall guy.
There was a bigger conspiracy around it.
What?
Yeah. Dude, that's insane man and what's cool about pluto is that they have dedicated channels to not only
constant streaming of episodes like unsolved mysteries but then they have channels for all
these other sorts of things hey do you want to watch sitcoms from the 90s do you want to watch
saturday morning cartoons nickelodeon comedy central tons of things you can watch they're
not a sponsor just download it they should be at this point
that's legit
anyways
lottery tickets sold
somebody won
700 plus million dollars
what would you do?
I bought tickets yesterday too
yeah
I was like
what would you do?
I would
dude
I would buy
like all my family houses
in like nice places
I would move to Roswell
and you guys would probably hear from me on the podcast
and never see me again.
I don't know if I would quit.
I would go on such a massive bender in Vegas, bro.
You have no idea.
I would spend a month and just come out in a haze
just out of Sin City and then be like,
okay, what do I do with the 500 mil left over?
You know what?
I'll join you in that.
I'm going.
Yeah, but if I currently won right now and we can't really do anything because the coronavirus i don't know if i would quit i would
just like lay low and then i'm gonna tell you my level of giving an f would be at a negative
billion 100 but yeah i'll just do everything for fun dude i think i would just go either i'd either
buy my buddy's art gallery shop in burbank hyenaena Gallery, or I'd go buy an alien shop in Roswell,
one of the two,
and I'd just sit and make fun of people all day.
That's it.
I wouldn't do anything.
And say, suck it.
I'd probably buy a stake in some kind of sports team somewhere.
Maybe, I don't know if I could do it
into my own teams and stuff,
but I would definitely do it.
Tyler, I looked this up
because this is what I want to do.
I would buy one of the two cheapest franchises in the NHL,
either the Arizona Coyotes or the Florida Panthers,
and I would move them to Houston so we could get some hockey over there.
Hell yeah.
Oh, my God.
There it is, man.
Hell yeah.
We almost made it.
We almost made it without the Houston effing sports shoehorn.
We almost made it.
Here's the thing.
Those franchises are actually super cheap.
How much?
And super affordable. If you were to win, what was the total amount won? Like $700 super cheap. How much? And super affordable.
If you were to win, what was the total amount won?
Like $700 something million?
Like $780 million.
Both of those teams are less than $300 million.
Why does it always have to go back to Houston, though?
I want hockey over here.
I want hockey.
Give him a break.
He's excited about living in a new area.
Dude, Dallas doesn't need Dallas.
You know what?
I'm going to win all this money, move my hockey team,
and I don't have to ever invite you to a game.
No free hot...
Don Vito out here, man.
No free hot dogs for you.
Suck it.
Dallas can't even fill up their arena
by giving out free tickets,
and you expect people to show up to Houston
for a hockey game.
Take the $200 million left over
and then pay for people to come
and watch your crap teams.
That's not very nice, sir.
Tell you what,
I'll just buy the Kings and I'll bring them over here's not very nice, Eric. Tell you what, I'll just buy the Kings
and I'll bring them over here.
Oh, damn, Claire.
Well, good luck finding an extra $400 million
in your couch or something.
Do you have a couch?
Yes, I do have a couch.
I just seem like a futon kind of guy.
Yeah, we haven't seen your couch.
All we saw was your bed
and your giant amount of bread and other meats.
I have two couches, don't worry.
Oh, two couches.
One for banging and one for sitting. Yeah, tyler coming out here man heavy teeth all right guys
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I've actually reunited Shasta on the podcast.
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We're doing dumb shenanigans
and all of other fun stuff and more paranormal stuff for us to talk about i stumbled through
all that i don't care all right i didn't i didn't bring it up yeah because i know you guys haven't
done it yet but get some websites together for shasta for all the stuff that she's doing on etsy
and then also eric for your mom's blankets because those blankets need to be out in the world yep
yep you know what i meant to do it last night because i knew you were gonna bring it up and i and then also Eric for your mom's blankets because those blankets need to be out in the world. Yep, yep.
You know what?
I meant to do it last night
because I knew you were going to bring it up
and I didn't.
And here's the thing.
I have to get two URLs
because I need one website,
actual name for Shasta,
and then I know Menace hates too long of names
or things with dashes and stuff.
So I got to get a very simple, easy one.
Simplify, everybody.
Simplify.
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We got an episode out previewing this weekend's big games.
We make our picks.
Guess who Randy picks?
Guess who I pick?
Yeah, so it's fun.
And we actually debuted a new segment on the show called The Houston Hustle.
The Houston Hustle.
So instead of Tyler shoehorning his Houston talking like he did just a couple minutes ago,
we randomly give him an allotted time and say,
Oh, that's nice.
We'll talk.
And then we let him go and then we cut him off.
We're done.
It does feel weird, though, knowing that we only have like two weeks left of football.
And then after that, we have to wait an entire year or God knows how long.
Then it's going to get a little wacky and we have a little more fun with the...
Don't you have the Houston Rockets?
So in other words, long live the Houston Hustle?
The Houston Hustle, yeah.
It's basically Tyler rambling on
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I'm a little worried about what you guys feel about WandaVision
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So I would think if it was awesome, it would get a shout out.
Well, I know that I love WandaVision.
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I'm not totally all in on
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there you go that gets horned i wasn't i wasn't setting it up for that man
you know tyler doesn't work here. It doesn't matter.
Yeah, I guess so.
I don't give a damn anymore.
Dude, Heavy T got a little swag on him.
No, Heavy T does this all the time.
We just ignore him because we're like, shut up, dude.
I approve of this one, though.
I'm good with this.
This dude's 600 miles away and he's like, I can't.
Tyler could do the ranting for me. I would pay to see Tyler in a room with Cameron and actually see him say this to his face.
I will gladly say it.
Bull-ish, bro.
Bull-ish, man.
Hey, look.
Get four eyes in front of me.
I'll gladly say it to his face.
This is coming from the same guy who his first day was in the elevator with his boss and
didn't even say anything to him.
There's a lot of words coming from, what, 2,000 miles away, Tyler.
I think Randy would be protected.
Hey, you know what?
Family lives back home.
That's a Texas toast talking.
Personal vendetta, Tyler, for some reason.
Jesus Christ, man.
I like this Tyler.
Where's this guy been?
Don't encourage him.
Slap it.
I approve this.
Oh, man.
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search The Woody Show. Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave? Go Bills.
Go Bills. Alright.
Randy? Well, judging by the hat on my head,
let's go Packers. Go Pack Go.
You know what's funny is Tyler usually likes to
add on to what we said, and he's got no team
in anything right now. So what are you going to say, Tyler?
Lord have mercy on me, because if they both make it,
I have to be the moderator between those two for two weeks.
This dude has been saying this for the past
week and a half, and every time he says it, we get more and more upset.
And you guys are like just starting to go in.
And I'm like, oh, dear Lord.
I'm trying to think of a consequence.
If, you know, both of your teams make it, what Tyler would have to do?
Like, why do I have to do something?
All right.
Tyler, you have anything to say on top of that?
No, not really really i'm just gonna
get out of here and i'm gonna go try texas barbecue for the first time so that's gonna be
good because why because i live in texas yeah all right yeah there you go connect the dots
yeah yeah all right one trick pony brett you have anything to say before we leave christ yeah
uh long live the pokemon empire all Sean. We'll see you next week. What's new with Menace?
Heavy T coming in hot who put me as dork side tea god damn it come on i come up with the names most of the time it was tyler for normal for
like one week and yeah that's because i didn't set up the chat that week. Oh, well, that makes sense.
Yeah, at least I didn't call you Pauly Prissy Pants this week.
And I didn't know that you were going by Heavy T.
That was just a happenstance right there.