What's New Podcast - Party Aftermath, Being at World Series, New Event, Food News & More!
Episode Date: November 5, 2021This week we talk Party Aftermath, Being at World Series, New Event, Food News & More!...
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What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric. Sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave. That name is coming back, Eric.
I'm sorry. People are putting it into the ether. I apologize. And joining us from Houston, Texas would be Tyler,
a.k.a. Heavy T from the Sean Salisbury Show,
a morning sports radio show in Houston, Texas.
And I apologize to all of our podcast listeners.
We have not put out a podcast in, I would say, maybe two weeks
because we had my birthday party.
And then Tyler, all up in the
world series so i want to hear about it i want to hear about the world series how was it how was the
energy what was the food game like what was the special merch that you purchased how was the
experience from a media standpoint it's honestly a once in a lifetime experience this is my first truly real big
sporting event so menace i know you're curious about the food game so i will say this i didn't
get to go to atlanta um only two people from our station were able to go you know cost reasons
whatever you will be happy to know that in atlanta they were serving waffle house in the press box
oh hell yes and we're making fresh waffles and hash browns right there in the press box oh hell yes and we're making fresh waffles and hash browns right
there in the press box with that pauline butter so nice you know what's up with that i asked this
because i have a buddy who works for the 49ers and he got to go to the super bowl when the 49ers
went there and he said that the food spread was just next level and then also even after they
lost they got taken out to dinner,
whatever the hell they wanted.
He said the bill had to be hundreds of thousands of dollars.
They took the whole staff out.
It was awesome.
But I know you were working for a radio station,
not for the Astros,
which would be your dream to work for the Astros, right?
I mean, look, if they're the one team that was to hire me,
I'm not going to turn it down.
If the entire world is the only team, I guess.
My dream team hiring me would still probably be the Falcons.
I think I would put them still above the Angels,
but that would be my dream team no matter what.
Now, I understand your friend's food game situation.
I would imagine for the Super Bowl,
the spread is obviously a little bit different
because the Super Bowl is just one game.
So when it's the World Series, there's a minimum of four.
So you got to spread out the food through multiple games.
So the food spread, it was pretty much the same every day.
So I switched up a little bit every day.
But the spread there at Minute Maid Park consisted of obviously hot dogs,
obviously burgers, but then they bring out the ribs.
They got some brisket in there.
There was some mac and cheese.
There was a little bit of mushrooms,
some collard greens in there.
Can you imagine Tyler just sitting behind his computer
with his hands all messy from a rack of ribs?
He was just killing it.
He was going hammer.
You tried every single one of those items
you just listed, right?
Yes.
Yes.
The dessert, we're talking fresh made cookies for dessert.
They had a brand new cake that they brought in every single day
with like cupcakes and lemon squares.
They had these brownies that were like.
So did you actually watch the game?
I had all.
So that was the thing before the game.
So we had a live radio broadcast.
That was game one.
Game two.
I can just imagine Tyler before the game. So we had a live radio broadcast. That was game one. Game two. Game one, right?
I can just imagine Tyler on the broadcast.
Yeah.
So where are we at?
Oh, the game started?
Yeah.
Two outs.
When's the cake coming out?
Guys, look.
The Braves are winning.
Let's just do a hot dog eating contest.
I'll start.
So the afternoon show does their live show from the stadium. So I ate while they were doing their thing.
So I was already good to go before the game. But that was cool, too. does their live show from the stadium so i ate while they were doing their thing so i was naturally
already good well i was already good to go before the game but um that was cool too so where they
had us so the media press box where we would normally sit was completely full with espn and
national writers like mlb.com mlb network had their own people. That was full. So all the local media from both Atlanta and from Houston,
they put us in an area in the outfield
that was completely closed off to the media.
And honestly, it probably had a better view.
I know you guys saw the pictures I put on Instagram.
Because I was going to ask, did you start networking?
Did you start giving out business cards and say,
hey, look, I'm heavy T.
If you need anything, I run this town.
He was handing them business cards
with fingers covered in barbecue socks.
I will say this.
The mac and cheese was pretty fine.
Anyways, I don't have business cards printed, but I did do some networking.
Talked with a couple guys from Atlanta.
We swapped numbers.
They're like, hey, if you need an Atlanta guest, hit us up.
We'll hook you up.
If we need something from Houston, I told them,
I'll send you guys someone.
Just let me know.
I will probably be back for the playoffs next year,
assuming everything goes well.
So I'm looking forward to that.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I would imagine, right?
I would imagine.
I'm looking forward.
I'm looking forward to covering the team next season.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
Well, I mean, we missed you at my big birthday bash at Maraca Casino.
That sucked.
Even with the Astros being on the road at that time,
I still went to the watch party, was getting stuff for social,
which the watch party was pretty cool too.
Yeah, not as lit as the birthday party, I'm telling you.
So everyone just started drinking naturally.
But I think
we had DJ Dildar
in the mix and it was a good time. We had
the money machine. But I think
afterwards is where it really
turned up because we went
out to dinner after
the party and I
forgot. I
had complete makeup on my face i was wearing sunglasses i lost my
regular glasses and when i was on stage at the party i bit into i pretty much put my face in
the cake and then so i went to the restaurant and i was the one delegating the restaurant and said
yes can i have a table for eight please and i must have looked like an
insane person yeah there was a rave going on in san bernardino at that same night they probably
you look like somebody just stumbling in from a rave you had just like tweaked out of his mind
glow-in-the-dark pains sunglasses on the whole dinner he's sitting there and you were like you
know you're obviously you're a little you're a little tipsy you had this like posture going the
whole time you wouldn't really look at anybody uh-huh and you're like just kind of back flat against the the the damn chair and you were just kind
of like talking like almost like king at the table it's kind of like yeah man and i'm talking
to you i'm wasted i'm full on turned you talking i think i had my arm around you the whole dinner
and i'm like do menace and you just kind of just like talking directly up and not looking at anybody that was talking to you.
I think I was just trying not to fall over.
Now, I didn't experience this part, right?
So, Eric, on a scale of 1 to 10,
compared to the last birthday bash,
where we had menace falling down the escalator,
you had to prop him up,
and at one point we found him with a burrito hanging out of his mouth.
Yeah, I was there for that.
Which was more intense.
I think he might have been a little more turned up the last one.
Not this one.
This one, I think he was a little more tame.
I was assisting Dildar.
So I think Dildar had to be...
He had to be coherent for Dildar to get him on stage and stuff.
So I think that gave him time to mellow out.
I saw him wrangling Dildar in the back.
I mean, that explains why he had some greed paint all over him and he was calming dildar down yeah i was servicing him
before this is your extra rider service fee yeah but then i you know after dildar got off stage
after his dj set i uh started turning up like you know no one's business and i think that's
when it hit me was at the restaurant but i was already sitting down so i'm not falling everywhere yeah yeah but i did i did throw up in the in the hotel room
afterwards and you know what's funny is i shared this story on the on the woody show i was throwing
up in the bathroom so i had the whole bathroom covered now my wife spicy nacho she was sick and
she had to throw up so what she did was she threw up in the trash can.
She's like, oh, I don't want to leave this bag full of barf in our hotel room.
So what she does, because she's turned up, I guess she thought it was a night.
You know how you leave your room service or stuff outside your door or just trash outside your door?
Yeah.
So she decides, you know what?
I'm going to put it outside Randy's door of his hotel room.
That's genius.
And I swear to God, dude, the next morning I heard Gio, Randy's girlfriend, scream.
And she must have found the bag.
It wasn't Gio, dude.
It was me.
You screamed?
I swear to God.
I had to scream like a girl.
Because my mom made a blanket for Randy, like a going away blanket.
She made him a Packers blanket.
So the next morning, I had it.
I had to go give it to him and stuff, right?
So I'm knocking on the door.
I'm knocking on the door.
Randy comes out to me.
I'm like, dude, what is that?
And it's like literally what I could describe it as.
You know how people, when they take their dogs for walks,
and they pick up the little doggy bag, the poop bag,
and instead of taking it with them, they leave it just kind of on the sidewalk uh-huh it looked like that and i'm like i knew you were in
the door next to him and i look at randy i'm like dude did he bring uh the chimmy and churro and i'm
like because it looked like the dog a bag of poop so i go like this and i pick it up i picked it up
i picked it up because i didn't realize what it was i'm like little blue bags i'm kind of like
just kind of like fingertip it pick it up and i'm like oh dude it was i'm like dude there's liquid in here there's it looked like
orange juice bro it looked like a bag of orange juice but at that time i'm like dude menace yacked
in this bag but now come to find out it's not we were drinking um we had a bunch of juice mixers
the night before so it's all it's all making sense now. Yeah, it was me screaming by the way, because I picked it up.
I heard it. I picked it up. I'm like, oh, it's liquid.
Your wife is pretty
mischievous and evil when she gets drunk.
I know. Oh, man.
That's why we call you...
That's her old nickname, Spicy Nacho.
I was talking to her and Gio at one point,
and her volume
was a little higher than I've come to know her as yeah this
was like early in the day i'm like oh her volume's like at eight already spicy this is up yep yep
that's her nickname that's how she got it well there's gonna be another meetup you know ravey
and i we do this twitch show called friday hour you can go to fridayhour.com but it'll be at two
bit circus it's gonna be sick. First Friday of December 12,
three.
So put it on your calendar.
We don't have a time yet,
but I'm sure it'll be in the evening.
So if you want to hang out with us at two bit circus, we are going to be hanging out there and more information to come.
That's an awesome place.
The last time you guys did a get together with listeners at two bit circus.
It was awesome.
It was great,
right?
It was a fun party because what did
the bar that's were what did the bartender
tell you at
so I'll never forget that
I've lived Eric static
right next to me so he can confirm this whole
story. What a night I go over to the bar
and I'm like, hey, let me get I think it was
a you know, it like let me get a
you know, eight or whatever, you know, five
eight, eight, five, my bad, my bad, eight, five, let me get an eight or five or whatever. Okay5 my bad my bad 805 let me get an 805 or whatever
okay cool oh yeah by the way i like your tattoo and this bartender's kind of hot so i'm just like
okay cool yeah i'm standing next to him like damn this is an opening for tyler chicks commenting on
your tattoo hell yeah i know i was like oh shit okay like i probably shouldn't swear but oh well
i was like okay and then she says yeah i have a thing for stupid tattoos and't swear but oh well I was like okay and she says yeah I have a thing
for stupid tattoos and I was like
there goes that so that's good
no she said she had a thing though
yeah for stupid tattoos
you should see the rest of my arm
at that point
the tattoo I think was about three months old
so I was like well there goes all the confidence
it's gone
dude I mean yeah you should have explored. So I was like, well, there goes all the confidence is God. Oh no,
dude.
I mean,
yeah,
you should have explored that a little more.
Like Eric said,
you think this tattoo stupid,
you should see my whole body.
I got a smiley smoking a joint on the other arm.
You're going to love again.
What a,
what a fun,
interesting night that was.
Do you menace?
Do you remember,
did we have work the next day?
It was like a Thursday for that one.
Oh my God.
We did.
We had worked the next day and Tyler took off. Thursday for that one. Oh my God, we did.
We had work the next day and Tyler took off.
Me and Eric needed to take off.
We were taking off with Randy.
That's when Randy ditched us.
Randy ditched us.
Randy's the ride home.
Yeah, because he gave us a ride there and we said, hey man, we all got to go because we got to be at work in the morning.
He's like, hey guys, I'm going to hang out a little bit longer and go get pizza down the street.
And I'm going to go down the street.
You guys want to go?
We're like, no.
We want to go home.
Eric is a couple drinks in more than he should have been.
He's like, screw Randy.
I hate Randy.
I'm out, man.
I've been trying to leave
for 20 minutes.
Randy's saying bye
to every other person
and their nephew.
And then all of a sudden,
he's not even with us
when we're leaving.
All of a sudden,
Eric walks by me.
He's like, yo,
I'm getting an Uber.
You're either with me or you're not.
The 2-Bit Circus, dope as hell.
It was so good.
Dude, the VR game was amazing.
Yeah, if you don't know what it is, look it up.
2-Bit Circus.
You can play a ton of video games.
They have bars everywhere.
They have food to eat.
It's a good time, and we'll be there.
Once again, that'll be 12-3.
That'll be the first Friday.
It's going to be a Friday, so time to turn up at two bit circus with uh ravey and i everybody's welcome to come if you guys
want to come along as well um speaking about video games guys i've been talking about this
probably since the podcast has started and it's finally gonna happen It's called the metaverse with Facebook, which is your online world.
And who's going to be the expert of the metaverse?
If we had a guest out of anybody out of the podcast, it's going to be Tyler, guys.
Tyler is going to have his new online life.
Six pack.
Six pack.
Six six.
He's going to have mad chicks in the metaverse.
Not stupid tattoos. That's a lie have mad chicks in the metaverse. Not stupid tattoos.
That's a lie.
He still will have stupid tattoos.
Virtual stupid.
But dude, I've watched some demos.
It's pretty crazy.
There was this one demo that I watched.
I don't know if it was the metaverse, but it was something similar where a guy walked
into a room, which was basically his childhood room from the 90s.
And it had an old school TV in it.
And then he went up to the TV and he started playing old school Nintendo through this virtual world.
And then you look 360 and it's this old room with posters and everything around the room.
It's nuts in what this is all going to be.
Now, my wife and I were talking about this because we're super into this as well. That the Facebook version, it's going and what this is all going to be now my wife and i were talking about this because we're
super into this as well that the facebook version it's going to be cool right you know whatever
it's going to probably be rated g pg yeah yeah and then microsoft just announced their metaverse
version oh all right so that'll be another pgg but guess who also announced that they will have their online world coming
soon? You're prefacing it with PG stuff, so it has
to be somebody a little more edgy.
That would be Grand Theft
Auto. The game or like Rockstar?
The company.
Grand Theft Auto said that they're
already working on their version.
Okay, well I'm in.
So,
Rockstar Games, if you're listening to this right now,
we are willing to try this.
So, like, Oculus headset on, and then you're straight up in Vice City.
You're walking around in Vice City, all in, all out.
Now you're in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I mean, I was already going to be in anyways.
I probably won't understand it.
I definitely, my question is, okay, so what is,
are we going to be priced out of this crap when it first starts?
Like, what's the price range to get, like? No way vr headset is maybe 300 bucks okay and then what do you think
they're gonna charge wise is like are we have to buy a video game more than likely like some kind
of i'm sure it'll be a monthly subscription yeah okay who knows what that'll be i think yeah it
definitely has to especially the way video game companies are going now with their monthly services
to get all the games i can't wait for i, obviously I probably won't be able to do this, maybe even in my
lifetime, but I want this, you guys ever see, I mean, kind of Ready Player One, but you
guys ever see the one with Gerard Butler?
Yes, Gamer.
Gamer, yes.
The more like, that one's more like rated M for mature kind of Vice City one.
They're playing video games and their metaverse, we'll just refer to it as,
is more like, yeah, there's, you go
and it's Sims X-rated. You can play your
straight up Call of Duty shooter
game, stuff like that. And the people
in that one, they get full rooms and they just kind of
sit in the middle of their room. That's what
I was thinking. I was like, oh, you know, Facebook
rated G. Let's just be
real. People are going to want to figure out how to
have virtual sex with each other. Dude, Demolition Man. Let's keep it 100. People are going to want to figure out how to have virtual sex with each other.
Let's keep it 100.
Demolition man, right?
They don't have sex anymore because at STDs we have
virtual sex. Oh, there you go.
Whoever's going to do that
first is going to make a ton of money.
It's got to be Vice City. You could already bang and kill
hookers in the video game.
Tyler's off the charts.
Tyler spent hours in the virtual strip club on gta
already i'm already researching ways to make this possible see i'm already picturing tyler
somehow finding the cheat codes to the system just like grand theft auto he has a mansion a harem
like a tank like and he's the diesel world. We're getting penthouse apartments,
full-on blackjack tables,
bar, hookers, cocaine.
Tyler, why is there a SpaceX rocket at the back of your house?
Just because I wanted it, man.
Bro, that's my vehicle of choice, bro.
Leave me alone.
I go zero to five miles in five seconds.
Watch your step.
There's a full-on rocket launcher there in the corner.
Yeah, right.
Well, another thing I brought up because I just did an episode of the Sex with Emily podcast.
Shout out to Emily and the Sex with Emily podcast.
I am sure that's going to be released pretty soon.
But I was talking about the metaverse on there and I was thinking, OK, Facebook, it's all about linking up with old friends and family members and stuff like that.
And I do know people in real life who reconnected with their high school sweethearts on there
and they left their family and went off.
Oh, geez.
And they married their high school sweetheart on there or ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends.
And I was thinking, I go, Emily, what's going to be the situation
where people are going to start getting divorces because they went online on Facebook in the
metaverse and they had virtual sex with one of their old ex-girlfriends.
See, that's going to be it. That's going to be the secret life. It's not going to be having
an apartment across town. It's going to be a virtual thing.
You think about it. When people first started texting and all these apps and stuff,
people weren't thinking about the divorce rate
because you're sending nudes on Snapchat.
It's going to happen, of course.
You're going to find out about somebody's secret life
and there's some pimp on the GTA.
There's going to be dudes hiding out their whole setup in storage units.
Keep it away from their wife and their girlfriend.
You're going to rent out a single bedroom apartment yeah
just so you have your whole setup some studio in north hollywood so you could go you could sneak
away i got a business trip this weekend you're just gonna go live your online life i know so
when is this all with all that stuff i'm good i'm not trying to catch a vd so when is the
what is all this happening like i mean i'm i'm pretty much disconnected from this outside of
this podcast this is all i hear about it the metaverse yeah like is it is it a launch date is it all
already happening okay yeah is it going to be like when the first nintendo launch like we already
have video games you already have this but once it does then it just explodes i can see that i mean
it's happening i'm sure once because i mean i have i haven't seen an oculus headset i haven't even
seen somebody playing one in real life i've never put one on best by yeah I mean I'm just I'm just I'm disconnected so I'm
just seeing like I think there's gonna be a ton of purchases this time around during the holidays
and then we'll see you know what happens after that because yeah like Brett said I think yeah
once people get a sight of it it's gonna it's gonna it's gonna catch fire because people are
like wait I could do what online now?
I think there's going to be a really cheap entryway into it.
And then they'll start ramping up the full bodysuit where it vibrates.
Oh, my crotch.
It'll be something that'll be like an every one kind of person thing.
Because right now, the biggest things for Oculus and stuff are either very intense video games
or horror games where people can indulge themselves in being scared, but people don't like that.
Not the average person.
I've seen videos of people getting scared and jumping off roofs in the virtual VR, and
they jump into their TV screen in their front room or something.
Right, but if you sell it as a version of Grand Theft Auto or Sims, that's it.
That's your way in.
You got me.
Dude, to this day, I jump on GTA just all the time.
I'll go months without playing, and that's my get back in gaming mode game.
You just jump online, shoot some people.
My online apartment is still there, guys.
I wear a sick bro tank, and I have a mohawk.
Nice.
See?
Imagine you put on your VR, and you're walking around that apartment.
That's sick.
Virtually kill Tyler and knock him down.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And then you show up at Tyler's house.
There's a tank pointing at you, and he has like 50 bodyguards.
You're like, oh, how did this happen?
He plays this game a lot more than me.
All right.
Look, I remember my SUV was full on armor plated and everything.
That's how it unwind, dude.
I would just hop on the game, go in, rob a liquor store and just run away. It's all good.
Relaxation guys. Alright.
In other gaming news,
talked about this before that Adidas
and Xbox were hooking up to
sell some shoes but
it was very limited edition but
they're going to be doing a wide release
with Xbox and it's going to be Xbox
360 shoes
and they come out November 15th.
So if you want to get a pair of
Adidas Xbox shoes, November
15th, they said they're going to be widely available
versus the ones that they just came
out with recently. I think those will
be even more popular. The 360
was like the height of Xbox
fandom. Everyone had one. They look
super retro, the shoes, if you look them up.
So just Google
Adidas Xbox 360 shoes.
Again,
coming out November 15th.
November's jam-packed.
If you want to talk about
entertainment-wise,
movie-wise,
things like that,
check this out.
This weekend,
you have the Eternals,
big Marvel release.
Then you also have,
on Netflix,
Red Notice with The Rock,
Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot.
That looks cool. I'm gonna watch the hell
out of that. That looks really fun. Did you see
that The Rock said that he's not gonna use
real guns anymore in his movies?
I did see that, yeah.
Okay. Why is everyone freaking out about that?
You just get a replica gun.
Who cares? Yeah, well see
that's the thing though is
that it's a big push because of that incident that happened right and i think just because
i think if the rock is the person to say it being the star power that he is and the star power in
hollywood and across the world multimedia wise it'll stop people other productions from using
it that's his big push on it yeah because the the CGI and things like that is just as good.
You won't be able to tell.
The only thing that I heard was that possibly you won't get the recoil on people's arms right,
so it won't look necessarily close enough.
But come on, who even pays attention to that stuff?
It's an action movie.
Guns blazing.
Who cares?
Who cares?
The rock's holding the gun.
I'm more worried about the rock.
The only real guns that the rock will have are on his arm.
Other things coming out November.
November 19th, that'll be Ghostbusters Afterlife.
I forgot.
Are we all in, all out?
I'm all in.
I'm interested in it.
I'm more interested in this one than the all chick one that came out.
When the chick one came out, I was like, this one actually looks pretty cool.
This one looks like a proper legacy film movie like it's connected to the other ones it's gonna have some ties you'll get some actual cameos allegedly from the original cast not just hey here
they are playing random other people this this one's a little more gritty the one all-female
cast was way too cartoonish i think yeah hey Yeah. Hey, Randy, what do you think?
I love Ghostbusters.
Ghostbusters is cool, man. Rip.
Ghostbusters. I look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Alright.
Also, you have King Richard.
That is the story of
the dad of Serena and Venus
Williams.
That's why I wrote it down.
So not like medieval times kicking Richard.
I flashed back to that one with,
what's the guy,
the guy from Sons of Anarchy.
There was like a remake of a movie.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was supposed to suck too.
It was like a Camelot one, yeah.
Yeah, the thing though with this one
is that Will Smith seems to be in the news
for all the wrong reasons.
And I'm just like,
I don't know if I really want to watch it right now.
Why are you hitting on Will Smith? What's wrong with you? Why is he in the news? No, wrong reasons. And I'm just like, I don't know if I really want to watch it right now. Why are you hitting on Will Smith?
What's wrong with you?
Why is he in the news?
No, it's not.
It's not him.
It's his wife.
It's Jada Pinkett.
Yeah, dude.
She's basically putting him on blast and like talking about like their sex life and all
that stuff openly.
And it's like, dude, I feel so bad for Will Smith.
This dude is basically he's just there to be there.
That's all it is.
I mean, that wouldn't stop me from watching a movie
that his wife watched.
Maybe I should go support my boy. Man, Will
Smith's wife sucks. I guess I'll never watch Fresh
Prince again.
That's different. That's Fresh Prince. That's completely different.
I'm interested in this story because
it kind of resembles
the story of what
you got in the HBO Max documentary about Tiger Woods on
about his dad and how his dad groomed him to be this superstar golf player and I thought that was
a pretty interesting story and so I from the trailer this looks like a similar story on how
he trained these girls to become huge superstars yeah I guess i'm on i'm the only one that's
yeah i probably won't watch it i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie honestly man i wasn't
interested in that or anything with tennis ever so i'm probably out okay here's another honestly
though this seems like a movie right up tyler's alley i'm that sounds like a tyler this is like
a life-changing movie for tyler no i'm i'm good what all right What? All right. How about The House of Gucci? I think this is the only one for me that has the Kylo Ren's in it.
Yeah.
What is he in?
Lady Gaga and Jared Leto, who we love, and Al Pacino.
And what's that one about?
It's about the whole making of the Gucci brand.
It's a wild story.
The family who ran the company company there's a lot of murder
a lot of i was gonna say this is kind of i didn't watch it because i'm not really into the whole
american horror story stuff isn't that kind of didn't they do a series on gucci and like the
murders and stuff uh are you talking about versace versace okay yeah oh you're thinking the uh
american crime story series yeah yeah yeah yeah so kind of similar thing on how all this stuff went down with Gucci.
And so the House of Gucci, that comes out November 24th.
And then also November 24th.
Here we go.
Resident Evil.
Welcome to Raccoon City.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do this.
Raccoon City.
We actually get a real Resident Evil movie that's based on the games.
It's going to be, if anyone's played Resident Evil, like most of us have, I think at least
once, it's Resident Evil 1 and 2, and they combine them into a movie.
Resident Evil scared me when I was a kid.
I didn't play it that often.
Oh, good.
Then you're going to go.
You're going to go, bitch.
You're going to like it.
It looks really awesome.
I don't know you know
i think it'll be like the mortal kombat movie it'll be like a lot of video game fans will like
yeah yeah i mean november is just jam-packed that's why i want to bring it to the table
it's finally like movies like good stuff is coming out back to back to back to back
uh going over to the nfl though nfl, right? Like, a lot of crazy stuff is happening.
You have the stuff with the Raiders going on.
That's a wild story in general.
That is just super sad.
Like, God, man.
How old was that guy?
22, 23.
Pretty much wide receiver one on the Raiders in Las Vegas.
That guy's screwed.
Yeah, he's done.
He's never coming back.
But he crashed into the car for the people.
Obviously, I don't know.
Most people probably know the story. He crashed into the car going like 156, killed a lady's never coming back. But he crashed into the car for the people. Obviously, I don't know. Most people probably know the story.
He crashed into the car going like 156, killed a lady, killed her dog.
He tried to slow down and only got to 120 apparently.
And drunk, 16, double the legal limit.
Dude, come on.
Yeah.
It's nuts because, I mean, it's the same thing.
And every one of these people get arrested.
Your celebrity status, celebrity athlete.
It's like.
You have all the means in the world. And he had a a gun in the car yeah like that's the worst part i just
don't get it man yeah dude you had the world by the balls man two to twenty years for the felony
dui that results in death you'll probably get some more tacked on with for the gun if he if the gun
wasn't registered to him that's even more he's in a world of world of pain and where the gun wasn't registered to him, that's even more. He's in a world of pain. And where the gun was.
Dude, they will literally skim through that entire incident and just pick it apart.
It won't help him in his case at all to get any sympathy.
So he's done.
I wonder how the Raiders office is right now.
Dude, the Raiders.
Because your head coach is gone.
Yeah.
You just had this, which is horrific.
It's funny because Derek Carr is a very religious Christian guy.
And he's just as far opposite as all this stuff that's going on.
He comes to all these press conferences.
And he has to answer them all.
You know, you got to think about the person when John Gruden and all those emails came out.
You love the man, blah, blah, blah.
You want to be there for him.
Henry Ruggs gets arrested.
Probably going to spend the next handful of years in jail.
And he's talking about, did I do enough to let him know that I could have been there for him at 3 ruggs gets arrested probably gonna spend you know the next handful of years in jail and he's talking about did i do enough to let him know that i could have
been there for him at 3 a.m in the morning and you're just like look man this ain't on you i
get the christian aspect of it yeah but like yeah dude the office is in vegas right now it gotta be
just a dumpster quiet yeah like very quiet every email that comes through if i'm like the pr person
for the next week i'm like somebody do some charity work anything. This will probably actually help
the Atlanta Falcons not be the most
worst team this entire
season. Tyler, I don't know what you're talking
about, bro. Yeah,
look the worst team in the league. I
just have to go 20 miles to NRG stadium.
All right. Also, you got your
boy Aaron Rodgers who is
the quarterback.
That ain't my boy.
That's Randy's boy.
What's up with the, you know, he's out.
It's such a weird story because he was like in a press conference back in August where he kind of answered.
He answered in a way that made it seem like he was vaccinated, but he used some weird terminology, which people are pointing out that it's like,
well, technically the words he used
doesn't mean he's vaccinated.
So there's loopholes in what he's saying.
And people should have kind of just realized,
I think, knowing who he was and who he's with.
Yeah, I mean, I thought they had to be vaccinated.
No, they don't.
But if they're not,
there's just different measures
that they have to go through,
which in fact, so if you're not vaccinated,
you have to wear masks in a lot of situations on the road in press conferences
stuff like that you'll see players like Carson Wentz is another guy who's not vaxxed you'll see
him doing conferences masked up Aaron Rodgers I haven't seen a mask on his face all season but
there's rules and regulations now if you're not vaccinated on the road you have to be in your room
you can't go out whatever you have to wear a mask at a bunch of different places that vaccinated
players don't so I'm assuming they just never they just took his word for it and never checked it's just
hitting the fan stuff about like the nfl needs to crack down on the packers because they lied did
they know that he was lying did he lie to them who knew stuff like that but it all boils down to he's
not playing against the chiefs this weekend and jordan love is getting his first start of this
of his career all right and uh the chiefs haven't been playing that great. Yeah, the Chiefs have gotten
drunk for the first half of the season for some reason.
Patrick Holmes sucks. Hopefully
they do decent because I have a couple of Chiefs
on my lineup this week. Well, you
picked Tyreek Hill, and Tyreek Hill's been like the one
lone consistent player. He's been, he's
had a couple hundred yard games in the last couple weeks.
Yeah, hopefully. I have him on my fantasy team too.
Locked in. Hopefully he comes through.
Who knows? You guys want to go back to basically what?
We started with some food
Here we go Baskin Robbins brings back the turkey cake all in all out
You an air horn just because it's a cake what do you mean turkey cake shape like a cake shaped like a turkey shaped like a turkey and it's made of ice cream
I just want to share if we're getting crazy with a turkey flavored cake
or something
where is it? there's a basket robin's down the street let's go
let's go buy it thank you
next story Burger King
and Robin Hood which is
you know the stock buying app
and crypto buying app are
hooking up together to bring you
crypto rewards now through December 21st.
So if you use the rewards program, you could gain some crypto if you have Robinhood and the rewards.
And they said they're going to give out a ton of Dogecoin,
but they also are going to give out Ethereum and full-on Bitcoin to some of their users.
So if you are a rewards user with Burger King,
make sure you get up on that crypto
because, I don't know, cryptocurrency,
like Bitcoin is up to $60,000, $70,000 right now.
You could get if you're buying a Whopper.
I'm still so far lost on a lot of this crypto stuff, man.
I still hear the word mining crypto,
and I know we went over it a while back.
I can still hear that term, and I'm like, dude, it menaces me so mad.
I still have no idea what any of this means.
It's all good.
I just want the burger cake.
I'm really hungry right now, guys.
In other food news, Red Lobster is having ready-baked cheese biscuits, finally, available in stores.
Hell yeah, those are so good.
Yes!
Finally!
So, here's the thing.
Big fan of the
Red Lobster Cheddar Bay
Biscuits, right? But the only way you could do them
at home was with the
box, the cake mix or whatever,
the batter mix. And the thing is
my wife didn't like making it because
it takes like 45 minutes.
I don't know how to make it because it's kind of complicated.
It's not like, oh, you're
making macaroni and cheese and you add water or anything like that.
You got to do, there's a couple of steps to it.
So I left it to her and she would never do it for me because it was such a long process.
But these new ready-baked versions come in eight packs and you can just pick them up at the store and then throw them in the oven and they'll be ready to go.
I'm all in.
What about you?
Yes.
A hundred percent.
Another horn.
I'm surprised you did the boxing.
The way we did it was
we just put them in a napkin
and brought them home.
As many as we could.
Because they would,
remember they would, like,
not give you a box for those
or, like, whatever it was?
And they're like,
nope, sorry, you can't.
And we're like,
quick, every napkin.
Stuff your pockets.
My mom used to shove stuff
in her purse
wrapped in napkins
at every time. We used to go to a hometown buffet
and come home with like 15 cookies, bro.
I supported you.
You paid for them.
Look, I am
going to be honest. I have a confession to make.
I've never been to Red Lobster or had any
of these biscuits. What?
See, we need a sad horn, dude.
We need a sad horn.
What the hell?
Dude, you and Randy, I swear to God. This is what we need a sad horn, dude. We need a sad horn. What the hell? Wow.
Dude, you and Randy, I swear to God.
This is what we need to do.
I know I make these declarations on things that we're going to do,
but let's just put it out there and let's see if we can make it happen.
What was that music baseball festival that's happening?
Oh, Innings Festival.
It's in Tempe, Arizona, I think.
So what I think it is, i'm just spitballing here
brainstorming based on the dates and the name it's a i think it's a spring training music festival
during baseball season uh-huh being in tempe arizona the name of it and it's probably the
only music festival where you could go see the foo fighters tame and paula matt and kim and maybe
you know get an autograph from roger clements jakeavy, or, you know, Kenny Lofton. That's bizarre.
Kenny Lofton?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I saw this as an ad.
It popped up on Instagram.
I'm like, innings festival?
Like, that's a weird name, whatever.
So I saw Foo Fighters, Madden Kim, like we said.
And then I'm like, wait, with appearances by MLB legends?
I'm like, what the hell kind of music festival is this?
So when's it happening again?
It's February 26th and 27th in Tempe, Arizona,
which I'm assuming, I'm just connecting dots here, I haven't really done too much research,
but I'm assuming is right in the middle
or sometime during spring training
because that's when all the teams come to Arizona
for like two months of preseason baseball.
Okay, so what I'm throwing out there
is we got to try to go to that
and then we'll go to a Red Lobster.
I'm down, dude.
Spring training is a fun time.
You get baked because it's a little warm out there.
We can get there super fast.
Here's the thing, though.
I don't know if spring training
is necessarily going to happen on schedule.
MLB and their new collective bargaining agreement
is going to expire in December.
They're basically expecting there
to be some kind of work stoppage.
It's going to be a music festival
and not a music baseball festival.
Well,
I'm sure those people still show up to get a couple of bucks.
Yeah,
dude,
I'll get an autograph from Roger Clemens about you.
You're the rocket.
So,
so we're putting this out there to possibly go to that and somehow take
Tyler to a red lobster,
right?
Yes.
Sad story though.
I looks like the Astros are in the grapefruit league.
I think that's in Florida,
right?
Uh,
that is in Florida.
Yeah.
So,
well,
you kind of,
you got to have to, have to come and go to
the Cactus League, not the Grapefruit League.
You know what? The Angels play in Tempe, baby.
Let's go.
Tempe, hold on.
Let's make sure before we decide
this that there's a red lobster
there. Already booked my flight
to Phoenix.
The closest one is in Mesa. Close enough.
We can make it there perfect
do it thank you all right also another food news swear to god tyler and any restaurant that has a
fancier name or fancier atmosphere never been what was that other what was that fancy steak
place that he went to again what was the name of the channel never heard of it bro
i saw this place the other day it's called called Black Angus. Have you heard of it before?
Killer.
I have been to Black Angus.
All right.
In other food news, we have international food news.
Burger King Japan has introduced cheese-filled chicken nuggets.
All in, all out?
Yes.
I'm in.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm all about it.
If I ate meat, I'd be in.
In other news, Wendy's breakfast which we had
one time which was really delicious i keep on forgetting they have it and i think this is why
they're doing the promotion because i think people are starting to forget that wendy's does do
breakfast they're gonna have a one dollar promotion for their sausage and bacon and egg biscuit is
happening now through november 30th i believe so if you want to get a biscuit stop by wendy's
but just for bort i grabbed some food news that would help him now you know i talked about this
before panda express has the orange chicken plant-based chicken yes they have announced
that they are now expanding it all over the country to 70 locations. Yes!
Let's go!
So if you want to try it,
plant-based orange chicken will be available at Panda Express.
Damn right.
That's one of the only meat foods that I was missing.
So let's go get some.
There's like two Panda Expresses right here.
Let's go.
All right.
Well, with that, guys, I'm going to wrap this up.
Thank you for listening to the podcast.
Please hang out with us in December, December 3rd.
There will be a Friday Hour event.
Just go to FridayHour.com.
That's FridayHour.com and watch the weekly Twitch show that Ravy and I do.
Also, pick up Diego Hot Sauce.
Just go to DiegoHotSauce.com.
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Also, listen to the Bortcast with Bort.
Hi. Just go to thebortcast.com
What's going on with you?
There's a couple episodes in the can that need to be edited
And will be put out very very soon
As soon as I can focus on them
But they're there I promise they're done
Sweet good
So thebortcast.com you know what you can do
You can go back and listen to the plethora of episodes
And all the interviews I've done in the past with people such as DJ Scotty Fox.
Menace was on an episode. Eric and Randy were on episodes talking about South Park a couple times.
There's tons of fun stuff you can go listen to. Just go back in the archive.
Nice. Yeah, a lot of people have been going back and listening to this podcast because the numbers were way up.
We've been gone for two weeks, so I think that gave people some time to go back and listen.
Also, make sure you listen to the Nerd Now podcast.
Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com.
That's with Ravy, maybe Randy, maybe Courtney and Cameron.
Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com.
Listen to the Joe Coy podcast and check him out on tour.
Just go to joecoy.com.
That's joecoy.com.
That's J-O-K-O-Y.com. Listen to Matt and Kim.
Check them out at a music festival or just follow them on TikTok. Just at Matt and Kim.
Just go to at Matt and Kim. Also listen to the Sex with Emily podcast because an episode with
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at sexwithemily. And of course her on Instagram at sexwithemily.
And of course, listen to the Mothership, The Woody Show.
Just search The Woody Show on the iHeartRadio app Monday through Friday.
Bort, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Oh, God.
I actually have a lot to say.
Okay.
Hold on.
I got three things.
Let's start with one.
Oh, wow.
Thank you to Dumbass Tyler.
Wow.
What?
What did I do?
For coming through and finding the World Series Atlanta Braves versus the Astros merch,
which we were harassing him for because for some reason he couldn't find merch anywhere,
even though he's in the stadium.
He found a bunch of merch, mailed it over to me, and I delivered it to my dad.
My dad was a stack.
So thank you very much, Tyler, for finding the merch.
I owe you money.
Sweet.
And I will pay eventually.
That's fine.
I actually didn't realize the box was going to get to you that fast.
We had the same thought.
Yeah.
Less than 24 hours later, Eric put up something on twitter about it oh i may have
wrote a note on the bottom but tyler wrote a note in the box by the way with all the merch so he was
able to find me you know t-shirts and shot glass and all this stuff that had the braves logo on it
so my dad was ecstatic by the way i don't know if you guys noticed but the braves won the world
series yes yeah and the astros still suck but ty Tyler left a note in the box
and he wrote this note
before game 6
which is the one by the way that the Braves won the World Series
and Tyler left this note
and then he texted me saying
hey buddy can you just ignore that note
I'm like why what's the note
and the note in the box said,
Hey, bud, hope you enjoy the stuff along with your pops.
I got this from, I got this program for you.
All this other stuff.
Figured you would like it.
Okay.
Hope all is well.
Take care.
P.S.
Astros in seven.
Oh, wow.
So Tyler might have been the bad luck charm of the astros right
i was out there i was feeling mighty bold you know hey do you know what hey do you know what
tyler it's all good because the podcast before this one i made this whole declaration
that the doctors were gonna go the world series and they were gonna win and guess what
they lost the next day and they were out.
Notice I stay quiet during that.
In the beginning of this podcast,
Tyler was talking about how working in the World Series
is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
It might just be because you're the bad luck charm.
It might not go back.
Don't let anyone hear this podcast, Tyler.
They're going to hone in on you.
Oh, and just one last thing.
Just to anyone out there,
if you are having a rough time
and you're having, it's just a rough week for you or anything, don't be afraid to just
step away from everything and just take you time.
It sounds very scary and you'll feel like you're getting pressure from everybody, but
you know, you time is very important.
I think this is men's Mental Health Month right now.
And, you know,
a lot of us dudes won't, you know,
really say that
we're having a rough time.
We'll just be like,
ah, we'll suck it up.
We're good.
We got this.
No.
Stuff sucks.
So just, you know,
feel free to take a siesta
and go do whatever
you want to do
and take care of yourself.
You'll be good.
Yeah.
You'll be good.
Look, guys, at one point in my life, I lived in my car.
Now I'm here with Tyler.
Hell yeah.
Not much of an upgrade, but we're doing all right.
Yeah, you can slightly go up in life, all right?
Yep, Astros of seven.
All right, Eric, do you have anything to say before?
Oh, no, we got to go Tyler.
All right, Tyler, because he always piggybacks off what you said.
I know, but honestly, we're kind of out of sports.
I mean, I'm not going to really toss a football thing out there anymore.
But yeah, let's let him think on his own.
Yeah, Tyler, okay.
Anything?
I just got to get out of here, number one, to get away from this embarrassment because
I'll feel dangerous.
And number two.
I still thank you.
I appreciate that.
But number two, and more importantly, my hoes on GTA are calling me.
I gotta go.
Oh, damn.
His virtual reality hoes.
All right, Eric.
Nothing, man.
Like Brett said, we need a recharge, I feel, man.
It's been a tiring...
I don't know about you guys personally,
but I've had a grind over the last couple weeks.
I'm in a wedding this weekend.
Oh, jeez.
I think January, let's say 15th, 2022 i'll be uh you know well rested you know come out of
this no same same here haven't i been coming in like the past couple weeks or my dude i'm exhausted
me and brett call you homeowner menace you're just you're just a little a little more tired
oh dude you're going home you're working you know Do you know what's funny is like yesterday I told you guys, I'm like, oh, finally, after
weeks, I'm just going to go home and I'm not going to do anything.
Yeah.
I'm just going to chill.
I'm going to rest.
And I told you to turn off your phone.
Yeah.
I said, turn off.
Well, it wasn't even my freaking phone, guys.
Dude, I pull up to my house.
Right.
And there's these two electricians standing outside oh no and i go hey
what's up guys they're like oh hey we're here to uh you know i needed some outlets moved in my house
which is not very expensive by the way if you need an outlet moved you know just so you don't have
your cords hanging if you're gonna hang your tv i got a estimate the day before and when i got the
estimate the guys will say oh yeah we'll be back in a week and we'll take care of it i'm like oh
damn i was hoping a little bit sooner but it's all good so we're walking out and i had this box of uh
of crocs the croc shoes right yeah oh yeah all in my size i accidentally got sent a huge box of
crocs right i was only supposed to get one pair i got like 10 pairs and i noticed the guy's feet
i didn't have any cash on me i want to give him him a tip. I go, hey, what size are you?
And they go, we're size 11.
I go, hey, dude, are you into Crocs?
I've got a bunch of Crocs here.
You want some?
This guy was over the moon on the Crocs.
Hell yeah.
He's like, oh, hell yeah, dude.
I love Crocs.
I got giblets, charms, and all that kind of stuff.
Oh, my God.
My daughter has it whatever okay so fast
forward the next day which i told you the day that i was gonna rest these two electricians are
standing outside my door and i go hey what's up guys i'm like yeah we're here to to do your
outlets i go oh i thought you guys were coming next week are you sure you got the ad the right
address it's like no we uh you know we thought we'd come by today and take care of it for you oh my god uh all right i go dude the crocs went a long way because it's sped it up a week but they were there
all day so i didn't get the time to chill at all that's the worst i mean it's i always feel like
when i was moving in my new apartment you know they gotta come get the cable get the you know
the internet all figured out and we had like a bathroom thing. We got to get situated.
I feel like there's nothing more awkward than when you're sitting in the other room,
especially maybe not in your house.
It's a little bigger.
But my apartment's not that big.
So it's like I'm sitting in my front room as they're working in the bathroom.
And I'm just kind of like sitting there.
There's nowhere for me to really hide.
Is it rude if I sit and watch TV while you guys work?
I'm working on the computer.
I'm doing stuff too.
Right.
But yeah, so I didn't even get to rest all day. you know it's like i'm working on the computer i'm doing stuff too you know right but yeah so
i didn't even get to rest all day they were done at like four or something and they got there at
10 45 yeah it's the time of year man busy schedules holidays yeah i can't wait for our
vacation i feel like our downtime real quick speaking of that time of year daylight savings
time this weekend fix your your clocks, people.
Which I'm at a wedding for,
so I don't even get to be asleep for fallback.
Oh, weird.
I know, I'll be driving home from that damn wedding.
Did September smack us upside the head like a truck,
and then all of a sudden, October just hit us again?
We became pussies during the lockdown
because we weren't doing anything.
We would go home, and we'd chill,
and be at home and relaxing,
and now we're like, we gotta go out.
Screw you.
I'm doing the same that I was doing then.'m just tired yeah i want a break all right guys well thank you again for listening to this podcast please rate and review it just go to what's new
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