What's New Podcast - Party House, Tyler's closet room, What you watching?, Hot Dog Battle and more!

Episode Date: July 3, 2020

This week we recap the Party House, Tyler's closet room, What you watching?, Hot Dog Battle and more.

What's new, what's new with Metis? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Metis, I'm joined by Bortz, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN Radio. Look that up because it's the military network and it rules. We are on the Freedom Channel. He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric, a.kwave what is up nick what up what up and we have randy who's

a radio dj himself and he works on the woody show morning show plus we have our very very special guest his name is tyler yeah what's up everybody he's very excited to be with us today i feel like he's just waiting to have shots taken at it, man. I know. I'm prepared. I'm going to be very honest with everybody. Yesterday,

we were trying to record the show and I had a mini freak out and had a lot of things on my mind. And I had four things on my mind and I want to share them. I wasn't happy with myself in the recording of the podcast, so I kind of just shut it off

and I left the guys kind of hanging. And I feel bad for that because maybe sometimes people are going through some things and they get stressed out and they don't share them. So I'm going to share them today. So yesterday I woke up and I got an email from somebody and says, Hey, what's up with your podcast? You guys haven't put it out in an episode. And we decided to take a break from putting out a podcast because this podcast is pretty much about, you know, living life and doing things. It's like when I describe it, I say it's a lifestyle podcast, you know, it's behind the

scenes of the Woody show and just like things that we're doing in our life and, you know, things are upside down right now and nothing's really happening. So I went to the guys and go, look, we rented this awesome house in La Quinta, California. I know we said Palm Springs, but we just said Palm Springs. So people knew kind of the location of where it was. And I go, let's go just hang out there and we'll live life. And then we'll have some stuff to talk about. But I got the email and it says, hey, what's up with the podcast?

We really need to hit these numbers. There's a whole chain reaction and we don't get in trouble for it, but they're just like, hey, we really would like for you to do this because it's gonna help out some other things in the long run I said, okay. Well, we're recording a podcast that morning. We'll record one and we'll get it out. So then later on In the morning I get a second email and the second email is a personal email that has to do with my dad and some Paperwork that has to do with some financial stuff that will like affect him for the rest of his life They said hey, this paperwork is messed up. We really need you to redo a bunch of pages and then get it over to us as soon as possible. So I'm thinking, OK, I'm trying to plan out my day.

OK, let me record the podcast. And then I will go get this paperwork done. And then I'll get it over to them and everything will be fine. That was my day. That's how I was starting before we even started the podcast. You know, it's a really great way to start your day. Yeah. So then the podcast starts and we were having some like technical stuff. A lot of it was just in my own head. I'm actually here in San Francisco. Everybody is back home in Burbank and we were trying to do it back and forth and I was in a

room and I didn't like the sound of the room. And the reason that I was really in my head about the sound of the room and the microphone, because Judd Apatow, the director, he tweeted, he goes, look, it's been four months for anybody that's doing anything with audio and TV from your house and you don't have your microphone correct by now, how's your microphone game not on point by this point? Right. And I totally agreed with him. So I'm thinking to myself, okay, we're about to record the podcast.

I don't like the sound of it. I have Judd Apatow in my head that it doesn't sound good. You know? I have Judd in my head sometimes too. Yeah. And then I'm like, it doesn't sound good. I got it. I'm under this time

crunch. And then we start the podcast and I'm like, kind of like just rushing through the podcast. And then that's where number four comes in. The fourth thing that was in my head, as I was driving to San Francisco from Palm Springs, I was listening to a Howard Stern interview with Conan O'Brien. And he was talking about how he would come up with all these great ideas and act them out in the SNL writing room. But by the time it got to the microphone or to the camera, it just didn't come out the right way. You know, like sometimes us here in the room, we start talking about something in the studio before we start recording it. And we try to reenact it and it just doesn't happen.

Yeah, true. It's roboticized. studio before we start recording it and we try to reenact it and it just doesn't happen yeah you know true it's roboticized so so i tried to start talking about how we had all this fun at this house that we rented and i just felt like i was rushing through it and it wasn't feeling like a conversation and it went to that point too like okay now i have judd apatow in my head on the technical side and then on the actual execution side i have conor o'bow in my head on the technical side. And then on the actual execution side, I have Conan O'Brien in my head. Like, why can't you recreate how much fun that we had at the party house onto the podcast? So that's what happened. And then all that like just came crashing together. Dude, there are so many different aspects there, but the one that's the most important in my mind, something's up with your dad, you know, and that's the most

important. If you have anything that's going on, you could do a thousand things and make it through, man. But if something's up with a family or a friend or a relative or a pet, everything's out the window. It's that's my focus. You can't reenact anything. Like right now, all of us are, three of us are together. Two of us are in different locations. We can totally talk about everything and have fun. But if your mindset is focused on something serious like that, you're not going to get out of it. Yeah. You know, it takes precedence and it needs to.

Yeah. And I just want this podcast to be about fun. So, you know, I'm sorry that the podcast is late. That's what happened. I had a mini freak out. Everything's all good now. And I really want to talk about this house that we got in La Quinta, which was actually at at what was it?

PGA West, right? Yeah, PGA West. Tucked up in the hills in the Palm Springs area. Tyler, he arrived to the area what? Like five, six hours early? I had a friend who also happened to be staying in Palm Springs that same weekend. And so me and her hit up Morongo Cas and hey i want 20 extra bucks so i'm not complaining yes it's her i do have friends of both male and female genders brett okay you

can calm down for a second my god i mean you're meeting her at a casino i mean come on man tell us what's happening the casino was open it's not like i can go out and do whatever i want right now because now again half the things in the state are closing back up so we went to the casino I won money uh it was really cool actually to see a casino set up for COVID they had every other machine turned off so that people would try their best to stay six feet apart they had all the blast shields up like um right next to each machine and then you just go in and enjoy your day it was it was really nice it was really fun i won an extra 20 i put in 40. i started i finished with 60. so i i can't complain can't complain they have a picture of tyler so now if anyone sees him raid the barbecue area again

they're like it's that guy yeah that's the guy that's the guy he's good man i was running a little late to the house i get to the house and course, Tyler, he's already waiting by the house. Oh my God. And so my point is, he was the first one there. This house is massive. It's fat. It has a guest house, has an extra room. It has this huge main room, which the bathroom had a fireplace in it. I pull another door open, and I thought it was another room, but it was another room. It was a walk-in closet. And Tyler automatically tries to take one of the main rooms.

And I go, wait a minute, Tyler, everybody else is gonna have their significant other with them. Is it kind of jacked up that you just take a room on your own? I'll take this guest house, guys. That's Tyler for you. So I said, look, let's just wait until everybody gets here. So everyone gets there and everyone agrees like, hey, yeah, we have our significant others with us. We should get main rooms. And then Tyler, like there was a bunch of fold out beds, there was couches. But guess what room Tyler decides to take? Tyler decides to take the walk-in closet.

Okay. The walk-in closet, unfortunately, is about the same size as my actual... Okay, it is unfortunately a closet. It is also about the same size as my actual bedroom, which makes me feel so much more poor than I ever have in my entire life. Wait, hold on. Go ahead. Don't you share

a room with one of your brothers a bunk bed yeah there's a bunk bed in here god damn i didn't even know that tyler's it's tyler slowly sending us more pictures from his room and i'm learning more and more because each one is just framed a little differently so i'm getting more and more of his room yeah like the filing cabinet we saw one picture and then we saw the bunk bed in another and he has this uh this like little wwe action figure set on display the moment i walked in i got this tour from spicy nacho so she shows me the big room she shows me the pool where you guys are at shows me the guest room where eric and dr sunshine were everything and then she goes into the master bedroom but she she opens up this closet, and she's like, and this is where Tyler's staying.

Dude, it looked like something out of MASH. It was an army cot in the middle of a closet. But that's where he wanted to stay. Dude, there was how many other couches? There was a couch in the guest room sectioned off from the bedroom. He could have had this nice fold-out couch, but he slept in the closet by choice.

The bed has wheels. You're i was here first i'm getting a room he could have wheeled he could have wheeled it out instead he just left it in there here here are two other reasons i chose the closet number one i know my snoring is super super loud. Yeah, I could hear him through the walls. And so the closet door was pretty heavy. So not a lot of sound was coming out as far as me snoring, as far as I've been told. My snoring's so loud, I'm going to sleep in somebody's room. Not in the whole other side of the house where nobody else is. I didn't want to sleep on one of the couches because then everybody would hear it. Tyler could have pulled out the little cottage and put it at the foot of their bed and been like an extra dog.

Right for Nacho's eyes. pulled out the little cottage and put it at the foot of their bed and been like an extra dog, right? For not. Yeah. No, my thing though, my thing that I found that I found so funny though, was that like Tyler painted it as if he was being super considerate when he got here, but now menace is telling us that he tried to take a bed and it wasn't until menace is like, Hey, maybe you should find somewhere else to sleep. Dude. That is totally Tyler. That is number one. Tyler to a T. Tyler was trying to take the room where randy stayed in yeah figured so anyway so we get this day started everyone gets there and you know we just started drinking right out the gate and we just got in the pool i i think we killed honestly throughout the weekend we probably killed about 85, 90 seltzers alone.

That's not even hard alcohol. That's not even beer. Menace came up to me the week before because I went to Vegas from there. And he's like, he wasn't entirely sure if I was going to come. I'm like, yeah, I'll be there. He's like, good, because I ordered 80 beers. I'm like, all right, that's a start. That's a start.

That was just the beers. Yeah. The bottles and the liquor. At one point, I was just drinking straight vodka on ice. the liquor at one point i was just drinking straight vodka on ice like oh my fiance comes out i'm like can you give me a drink she's like what are you drinking vodka and like ice ice i guess i don't know yeah no you were just drinking straight vodka and then the other thing is this is where i got in trouble man i started drinking whiskey and i drank a whole bottle of whiskey. I don't even

remember that we ate dinner. Yeah. Apparently, here's another thing with the dinner. Apparently, you guys didn't believe that the barbecue had any propane hooked up to it or a gas line hooked up to it. So you found a propane tank and you try to hook it up. That sounds like drunk

Eric and drunk Randy and drunk Tyler. No, that was me. That was all Eric and his fiance. Because I like grilling. So I'm ready to grill. And this is sober me. Like, okay, I'll cook when we want to cook. So apparently I was like, okay, we got to find a propane tank. We got to find a propane tank.

Because I've never had one with a hard line gas line. Right. That's that rich person stuff. So yeah, man. I'm like, I think I found one behind the house or something. I'm too poor for this. And now I got the propane tank to this nice marble encase grill. And I'm like, okay, where does it go? And my fiance's like, ignite.

And just turns it on. And there's a giant ignite button right there. But I've been searching for this propane tank for like an hour, apparently. Dude, that's like if you had an electric car and you pulled up to the gas station walking around for 30 minutes. Hey man, what did I put the gas at? Hey man, drunk me went into cook mode and even drunk me knows get the damn propane tank.

For real. To go. You know what I was remembering from the night before too is that, so we're in the pool and then Tyler and Randy start doing like some, I don't know, what was it? Like sub-extreme water aerobics. It's like called chicken fighting when you throw something on your shoulders and you fight with somebody else with it. I don't know. What was it? Sub-extreme water aerobics.

It's like called chicken fighting when you throw something on your shoulders and you fight with somebody else with it, but there was nobody else. So you guys were just trying to squat each other. You missed it. They were doing the swan thing too. Where like- Oh, the dirty dancing move.

The dirty dancing stuff. Yeah. So yeah, we have some videos up on our Instagram at what's new pot on Instagram. But a part that you also might've missed is when they were doing that, I had my phone in my hand and they knocked it into the bottom of the pool. That was Randy. I specifically remember.

What the hell, guys? Oh, no. This is why. Because Randy is suddenly a Pan-American swimmer and has lied about not being able to swim the entire time. I remember the last time I swam. I didn't lie. No, no, no. No, hold on. Hold on. I'm the last time I swam. I didn't lie.

No, hold on, hold on. I'm too poor to own a pool. How am I supposed to know I can swim? Randy, Randy, hold on. Hold up. You said on this podcast, I can't swim. On previous podcasts, the podcast before this one. I know, I stand by that.

And here's another thing. It wasn't just like he was on top of the water, like treading water. He swam underwater the length of the pool. He legitimately says, I'm going to go swim to the other side under the water. I'm like, this dude just said he couldn't swim like last week. All I got to say is shout out to LA Valley College, adult swim classes. My mom forced me to take them with her. Oh, so you've had swim classes.

My mom wanted to learn, and she forced me, and I was just kind of like floating there. And he was like, come on, man. You want to learn how to swim? This is why I always say hashtag Randy is a dick for these reasons, man. Lying Sackovich. He did have the best form in the pool all weekend. And this is coming from someone who's grown up

in a pool their entire lives. You look like Michael Phelps out there. Maybe it's hereditary. I don't know, guys. Here's another thing. Gotta give a big shout out to Over the Rainbow Cakes and Desserts for Randy's birthday cake and Bort's birthday cake. Amazing.

Yeah, you can see them at The Woody Show on Instagram at The Woody Show and Bort, who's getting texts like crazy? Oh, I think that's me. My bad.

Dumbass. Damn, Tyler. I wasn't going to say anything because I thought it was menace. Yeah. But now that it's Tyler Tyler I'm even more pissed Tyler don't you have a watch on? well you know what's the bad part?

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cakes and desserts in Palm Springs. Yeah, you gotta see these cakes, man. Bort got the alien-themed cake. Dude, so good. And we got a pigeon cake for Randy. And Dr. Sunshine got a congratulations cake.

Yeah, dude. Eric, man, they came through. I'm going to be real with you. Some of us were pretty sad because we never got to taste the red velvet. Oh, damn. That's brutal.

Dude, we should have cut out a piece. It was delicious. I was just about to say, we... Yeah, but you don't want to be that guy who's like, hey, all right, guys,

let's cut up Dr. Sunshine's cake. You know what I mean? We should have gave it. We ate, like, pretty much... you don't want to be that guy who's like hey all right guys let's cut up dr sunshine's cake you know we should we should have gave we ate like pretty much dude we plowed through that thing in vegas yeah just dude we didn't we didn't even cut it up yeah we just kind of let the box kind of fold out you know and then we all just kind of you just keep forking it don't worry about it my mom was trying to like cut nice little triangles in her area yeah it looked like a dog was taking bites out of my side dude these velociraptors tore into my cake they're like we're gonna slice i'm like okay and i turn around it's the pigeon cake i'm like sick but it's not we killed it it's cool dude it was so good though they look amazing they were so good yeah here's here's another thing and uh i don't want tyler or randy to chime in just yet just for and eric. After spending a couple days together with Randy and Tyler at this house,

do you think Tyler and Randy are best friends? If they say they're not, they're lying. At least to some degree. At least to some degree, yes. Are you guys best friends now? Because the way you talk to each other, it's just nonstop. And it's funny because it seemed like it was just non-stop high thoughts and i loved it are you guys best friends i just want to know if

it's official yeah it's just significantly less annoying when you hang out with them instead of like the podcast because we do the podcast you know tyler's got a quote-unquote on he's like you know whichever way the wind changes like i gotta hop on that you know he does that in real life too but yeah But in person, it was a chill weekend, man. It really was a chill weekend. We all had a good time talking about random stuff.

Tyler vocalizes his love for you a lot more, at least visually on Instagram. I don't know. It was like a running diary of Randy photos through Tyler's story. Me with little baby Chim Chim and then me just chilling

with a flamingo on my head. Two pictures. How many did everybody else post? It's just the type of conversations they had like, hey bro,

what do you think is the most overrated TV shows of all time? Oh, that's right. I forgot about those. The thing is, hey bro, what do you think

is the most overrated movie? Hey bro. No, they are like, they're just like Tweedledee, Tweedledum dude. They talk each other's language. Thing one and thing two,

thank you. Yeah, well that's what I'm saying like,, dude. They taught each other's language. Thing one and thing two, thank you. Well, that's what I'm saying. They're made perfectly for each other because they're both just list people and hypothetical people. So it's like, hey, man, what do you think peanut butter would taste like on the moon? Oh, I don't know, man.

What do you think the price of coffee is in Africa on a Tuesday? I don't know, man. Let me look it up. I'm a fan of fun conversations. A nuclear bomb went off right now. Do you think we'd be able to make it to Starbucks in time? Here's the thing. I love engaging in conversations. However, I noticed that I have a problem

as far as starting it or having to keep it going. Tyler naturally has something built in him where he just carries conversations. Do you think you have a problem keeping a conversation going? This is why Randy has a problem keeping a conversation going. Because somebody randy has a problem keeping a conversation going because somebody will start talking and randy immediately will cut them off and start talking and then the person the other person doesn't want to start talking anymore that's what happens

that's so true the person and the person is like i'm not even going to keep on trying to do this conversation and that's where tyler comes comes in because Tyler will continue to talk even if he gets interrupted. They're perfect for each other, man. I blame ADHD. They're perfect for each other. Hey, man, they both love top fives. They both love arguing over best of, best of.

What was the stupid poll that got sent out? Happy Gilmore or the Goonies? What's more iconic? It was Happy Gilmore or the Goonies. And we had to have an argument on why the goonies what's more iconic it was happy gilmore or the goonies yeah and we had to have an argument on why the goonies was more iconic yeah that lasted for over a day they literally started when eric and dr sunshine were there and continued it to me and shasta being there yeah man well it started it started at night because we were trying to find things to watch and then we put on the 24 hour poll and then it'd be cats how the conversation

blossomed into the argument so eric and board they left the house And it's a 24-hour poll. And that's how the conversation blossomed into the argument. So Eric and Bort, they left the house. And here's a conversation that I absolutely loved that was at breakfast. Hey, here's Randy. Hey, how come do you think they don't have turkey eggs? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That's right. And then Tyler has to, you know, they have to look it up. Well, come to find out that turkey eggs, it's a very high cost to process. So that's why they don't have turkey eggs available. Well, actually, turkey eggs just lay a limited amount of eggs. This is a conversation I hear start and I just, five seconds in, I'm like, turn. All right, who else can I talk to? If you guys don't want to learn new things, that's on you.

I was like, why aren't we eating turkey eggs, man? Again, I love it. I support it. I just want you want you to say hey you guys are best friends now that's all just say it admit it i think it right now i think it comes down to they also play a lot of video games on so i think they're communicating way more than we realize yeah so are you guys gonna admit it or what come on just admit it right now tyler's a good! Don't want to let it get to his head. You don't want to let it get to his head. Randy's a pretty good dude. I'll give him that. Don't want it to get to his head.

He's getting friend zoned right now. This is gross. This is awful. That's the thing with Tyler, man. If you feed the beast too much, then it goes off in its own little world. I feel dirty from all this. That's really true. You can't let it get to his head. Funny thing that I found out about taxes with Randy over the weekend that Randy mailed in his taxes. Yeah. Instead of E-filed. Still haven't got crap. You're not

going to get anything. I paid for my dad to go to H&R Block to go get his taxes done, right? Yeah. Should be easy. Going to have somebody do it for him. All good, right? So I guess something was messed up. I didn't even find out about this until later that he went back, but this time on his own without my sister, correct something on the taxes. Oh no. And I know for a fact, they probably asked him, hey, we can e-file this for you, and it would probably cost you, what, like $12, $13? Or you can just mail it. And I know he probably just said, I'll just mail it to save the $13, right? I was just reading the other day that the backlog on the taxes, if you mail them in, is extremely, extremely backlogged.

And you're probably not going to see that money until the end of the year. So I just want to give you an update, Randy. Well, I'll be good for Christmas time, guys. No, but it was this whole big thing where we did a tax guy. Because last year, my tax person messed up on my taxes, which prevented me from getting my money until mid- mid-august mid-july and so she does our taxes and then she dips to columbia for like three months and i thought she was dead or something and so we go to this other dude who's the dude yeah we go to this we go this other dude

who's the uh stepdad of one of my old football teammates uh no problem there get it quick and easy as soon as he does it we get it i get it and so we went to the same guy this year and he basically explained to us how when you have a new tax person, you have to mail in the first set of taxes. And from there, he gets a number, a code. And from then on, he's able to e-file it for you. What? It's just my mom's recommendation.

I did it. Whatever. And then now it's like, oh, my God. I've done my taxes in like 10 minutes on TurboTax. I know. I know how much I'm getting back. And I'm stoked because it's like, I've done my taxes in like 10 minutes on TurboTax. I know. I know how much I'm getting back, and I'm stoked because it's the most I've gotten. Yeah, eventually. Whenever the government

gives to it. Hoping I get that second stimulus and that. See, here's my favorite thing. I haven't filed my taxes yet. I haven't done them yet, and I can't wait to file them and get them back before Raley. Yes. Dude, you are. As long as you e-file dude you're gonna get that money right away it would still be funny though if i mail it i still

get it back faster ridiculous and i'm just thinking to myself as ready sharing the story and i'm waiting to share it later on the podcast yeah you're in your 20s why would you think it would be a good idea to mail in your taxes look and not just do it on my mom's understanding for an old man like my dad yeah but like dude my mom's like we gotta go to to our guy he's got it i'm like whatever for me it's just like drop the stuff off let him handle it and then peace of mind sort of thing i would i would always e-file it if i was owed money right if they're gonna send me money but like when i was like a 1099 worker and I owed the government money, screw them. I'm mailing it. They could get that

money in like two months from now. I don't care. So annoying. If anybody's listening, you mailed it in, you're kind of screwed for a while. But you will get your money eventually. Christmas time! At least you didn't write it. I want to ask everybody, we really got into watching HBO Max while we were

staying at the house, and we're going through the catalog, and I want to ask everybody what you're watching, anything new to share. And you guys turned me on to a show, and you're like, look, Menace, you're going to love the show, but you're going to hate the host. Oh, God, not the show. Just give it a chance. And what is it called? Adam Ruins Everything on TruTV.

It's really good. The information is solid i love it and it's it's i've learned a lot of things but i knew i was like look man i sat everyone down i'm like look yeah you're probably gonna hate the host but just get through him and the show's pretty cool brett hated off i started drinking faster because of the he ruined like an hour of my life he's playing up that character like oh yeah he ruins everything and the only reason that i slightly disliked him because he could he reminded me of josh gad like he could have been josh gad's brother and i don't know why i dislike josh gad because i'm sure he's the world's nicest guy i i sat next to him on i sat next to him on an airplane while he was looking

over scripts with his kids and he seemed like a good dude but for some reason when he gets on the screen i just i'm just not a fan i don't know why i'm vocal i'm vocal too about how much i dislike josh gad and i'm sure he's a great guy but i just don't like him doesn't the adam guy remind you of josh gad a little bit yeah it's just it's sort of that like loud pompous sort of thing where it's like okay yeah this is that you know what i mean we kind of explained in the pool uh about how like pokemon can evolve into more powerful pokemon and he's basically like an evolved version of a hitter a tyler reddy conversation man we had the conversation everyone agreed with it but it's just there man i've never heard this maybe you should go in the pool sometime i did but uh but uh yeah i knew i knew I knew uh what's it called Brett was gonna hate you know

what it was the moment I saw him and it was his acting it was his over the top the information's good because it's all the stuff that I believe in that society lies to you and has created all these different constructs to make you go hey man you know what that street actually belongs to people it doesn't belong to cars but all these different corporations now own it because blah blah blah right you know what I really didn't like about him hmm his glasses it reminded me of fake news dot cameron and the entire turtle show entire time i'm like please just trip and face play it that's all i want to see at this show that's all man immediately i was like ah that douche yeah so what it has four seasons adam ruins everything adam ruins everything um i'm surprised there's only

one season on um on uh on hbo because you can obviously purchase all the other seasons on voodoo or amazon or streaming service yeah slow rollout probably yeah yeah totally like maybe they're they're licensed to another uh service right now they're gonna move over like i i love hbo max i think hbo max is now might just be my top go-to streaming service. The only thing I don't enjoy about HBO so much, it seems like their marquee ticket titles that they paid big money for, they don't really present them out front for you. The layout, I'm sure they're still working on, but I got to admit, I was super wrong about HBO Max because when I got it, I was all about like, oh, let me just check the original content. Right.

And there wasn't much there. And I go, ah, forget it. I'm not really into it. But then I finally started going through the catalog and finding shows. I had to find them because you're talking about the layout situation and finding a lot of stuff that I liked that I haven't watched before. Long story short is I want to know what you're watching. And let's start off with Tyler because he's always had a lot to say all weekend long. So will he chime in with something? What should people be watching right now, Tyler?

Tell us, Tyler. Okay. Randy, I'm going to kill you. Oh, he said that in such a loving way. See, this is where the friendship might end. He was so quiet this whole time because he's sad that Randy won't say that they're best friends. Writing in his burn book. Randy is a fugly whore.

The friendship might end after what I say right now. I'm very disappointed. I told Randy one of my friends, they know I really like drama. They said, hey man, I think you might actually like this show. My girlfriend got me into it. I think you'd like it So they said, hey, man, I think you might actually like this show.

My girlfriend got me into it. I think you'd like it. And I said, okay, what is it? And they said, yo, start watching Gossip Girl. And I am slightly ashamed to say that I am on season five of six. And it's really, really good. So not only are you watching it, you're binging the hell out of it.

Tyler is by far the most feminine guy I know. I legit mean. It is so overly extra that I can't stop watching. It's so stupid, but it's so good. Now I can't clown him

because I did watch every single season, but that's so good. Now, I can't clown him because I did watch every single season, but that's because I was with Spicy Nacho and she was binging it. Tyler on his own in a bunk bed with his brother binging it is a different story. I think it's a situation. That's weird, man. That's the thing, though, because knowing Tyler, he's probably watching it on his phone

in secret or something. Oh, yeah, he watches stuff on his phone a lot. He's told us that. And his bum is. Do you hear that? He is. Are you watching on your phone? Yes, I'm watching. And you know what it is, too? I think it's also because Tyler loves to remind us that his favorite

show is 24. And the other shows he's into, it's just, dude, he brought it up over the weekend. I drunkenly brought it up. I would like to point this out, okay? Did you know in 24 that the, oh, okay. Oh, wait. He was explaining that the episodes, the breakdown, he goes, did you know that

every third episode was something about something nuclear or something? The thing is, it's just that Gossip Girl is such a curveball. Break down that 24 thing real quick. Okay. So, in 24, there's eight seasons total.

The odd number seasons have to do with something that's non-nuclear and the even numbered seasons. So two, four, six, and eight all have to do with some sort of nuclear device. This is what he was talking about all weekend long. Just like random facts like that. I know random knowledge. I don't know why it stays in my head. I just know it. I'm going to always give tyler crap for gossip girl but like menace said he watched something

with his significant other i'll admit i've watched some shows that i normally wouldn't watch with my girlfriend and they're not terrible shows i just find it very peculiar like that tyler went out of his way to watch the show that's all yeah another thing that i'm remembering while we're in the pool and he was talking 24, then he started talking about how he wanted to visit different places where people got assassinated. Yes! I was waiting for that. Tyler, stop talking, man.

That's right. Which was kind of weird, right? Oh, my God, I forgot about that. That's 100% weird. Now, we were talking about that show on Netflix, Dark Tourist, and about how you might enjoy that. This was Sunday, right? Eric was gone by this point.

Yeah, I remember. I probably would have tuned him out anyways. Dude, so I woke up and I come out to the pool, and I don't think there was a moment I really didn't see you guys in the pool. Like from drunken recovery, menace dealing with the whiskey,

you know, total hangover. He was in the pool the whole time. Randy, Tyler, Eric was in the pool when whole time randy tyler eric was in the pool when i saw him so i come out the next morning you know y'all are back in the pool and i walk right up and i was just like yeah i want to visit a lot of places you know like where jfk got assassinated and where this other guy got assassinated i'm like dude that's dark man what the hell is wrong with you he's like what i like going to those places i i saw where abraham lincoln was assassinated i saw where this other guy was assassinated and then we started saying that um that you could see like the limo of jfk somewhere and you could sit in he's like oh i want

to go ride in the limo he got assassinated that'd be cool i love american history man that's dark assassinations it was i don't know sometimes Tyler says some stuff that kind of creeps me out yeah he's it's one of those things where you're

around him more you learn about him more and you're just like I don't know if I want to learn about you anymore dude but to also go from Gossip Girl to that

what the hell also Tyler's Taco Bell gong notification all weekend I told you oh yeah I told you it's the Undertaker gong get it weekend. I told you. Yeah. I told you. It's the Undertaker gong.

Get it right. Okay. It sounded like a crunch wrap every five minutes. That's what it sounded like. So, you know, we're in the pool and we're like, dude, we got to rent this house again. Dude, we got to rent it for like the Super Bowl. We got to get a TV set up outside by the pool so we can watch it and drink and everything. Okay. Let me ask you real quick. Basketball no gonna happen yes yeah i think it's gonna happen all

right baseball yes or no gonna happen yes yes all right football yes all right let me go maybe maybe oh wow maybe why it might be delayed but because football is the most popular sport in america there's no way we're just so far out still. I don't know how teams are going to handle training camps and stuff. I feel a little better about these ones because teams are already coming back into facilities and stuff. You've got NHL players that have been on the ice together. NBA players are trying to get to Orlando.

MLB players started today most of their training. NFL, they have a lot more leash because they've got three more months or whatever until the actual season starts. But I want to see how the teams react and deal with teams coming or players coming in and testing positive. And then you have college football, which is being dramatically affected because some of these programs can't even field teams because there's no funding. Or some people were just straight up saying no. And there are some athletes that are like, look, dude, we're not getting paid. Yeah. We're not going to be on campus.

Yeah. You got, you got schools bending over backwards to bring football programs back. But then there's telling their students that they're not having on-site classes this semester. But you have to be on field. So the football players are like, why are we here working out already then? Exactly. It's weird, man. It's like steps in the right direction, but then you realize this could all fall out from

under us real quick. Yeah. I did see that the Oakland A's were going to have this thing where they were going to put cardboard cutouts of fans in the stands, and if the ball hits your cardboard cutout, you get the fly ball. That's dope. Yeah, that was really cool. I saw that all the money is going to go to charity as well,

so that's why I would consider doing it. So I thought that was kind of cool. Did you see how much it cost to get a cardboard cutout i think between 49 and about 150 depending on where you want your cutout right so if you want them now is this cut out per game or is this cut out like all season long for a game i'm you know i'm not 100 sure yeah i needed to look up a little bit more information on that. It could be maybe per series, because there's usually maybe a 9 or 10-game homestand where they play that many games in a row at home.

So it could be per that. I'm not sure. That's a really good question. I mean, I don't want to be that guy, but I'm just going to put it out there. Oakland A's got that many fans? They pay $150 every game? Imagine the only foul ball you get

is through some gimmick and you're not even in the stadium. Here's another thing that I would love to do. Let's take Tyler and we'll get a cardboard cutout and make him a Dodgers fan. Let's not. Take us three seats. Dude, that's just good math, man.

You're getting more cardboard for the same price. Yes. They're probably going to charge us for two people, though. You're getting more cardboard for the same price. Yes. They're probably going to charge us for two people, though. If you don't know, Tyler is an Angels fan. But it'd be funny to put your friends in the rivals' stands. That'd be funny. That would be good. That's actually not a bad idea.

And I was thinking about it, too, because my brother's birthday is July 7th. And what I do for him every year, we usually go to an Angel game, and I'll shell out a little bit more money to get the seats. Obviously, this year, that's not going to happen. So you pay $20 instead of $15? Jumbo kids hot dog. We can afford cheese on the hot dog today.

Rowdy monkey! It's your birthday. I was thinking if the Angels do do something like that, I would totally pay for his cardboard cutout and just throw him somewhere in the stadium. It's gossip birthday. I was thinking if the Angels do do something like that, I would totally pay for his cardboard cutout and just throw him somewhere in the stadium. It's gossip, girl. Yeah, nice.

It'd be fun. Okay. All right, all right, all right. Anyways, you guys will get more into all the sports stuff at tailgatersports.com with your podcast, tailgatersports.com. Make sure you follow Tailgater Sports on Instagram. It's constantly being updated. You guys are really getting good with that,

with all the sports news. Dude, Tyler is nonstop on his phone. He's always looking up news articles. He's always looking up things. So if you see Tyler, he's either posting on Tailgate or watching Gossip Girl, apparently. See, it all makes sense now because before when he was always on his phone, he'd be like, dude, you won't believe what Blake Lively did today. I'm like, what are you talking about?

Blake Lively was on Gossip Girl? Yeah, Blake L you won't believe what Blake Lively did today. I'm like, what are you talking about? Blake Lively was on Gossip Girl? Yeah, Blake Lively's the main character on Gossip Girl. Am I tripping? Are you thinking about New Girl? I think he's thinking New Girl, yeah. Yeah, Zooey Deschanel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is a fantastic show. Hold on, let me get... Gilmore Girls. Gilmore Girls.

Oh, I'm thinking Gilmore Girls. There you go. What? Wait. The one with the annoying aunt. Yeah, the old ass ladies. Dude, I was totally off on what you were watching the whole time. So hold on. Awesome, girl. Wait, so is it better or worse

now that you know which one he's watching? It's worse. Yes. It's way worse. Oh my God. Oh my God. My mind has just been blown. Holy crap. There we go, Tyler. oh my god oh my god my mind has just been blown holy crap oh there by tyler like when you look like when you look up shows similar to gossip girl you get one tree hill 90210 the oc i want

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I was drinking some Jack Daniels over the weekend. Yeah. If you're in a band or you're an artist or you know somebody that is they're doing a contest where you could win $10,000 and much more just go to JD battle of the bar bands calm That's JD battle of the bar bands calm Check it out tell a friend and make sure you enter one of those contests and so you have a chance to win $10,000. Oh, there's's another question I want to ask you guys real quick. Did you hear me talking about this thing on the Woody show that there's going to be

this new pod that will take you up into the stratosphere. It will take two hours to get to the stratosphere. It has a bar and a bathroom on it. It fits nine people. You'll be up in the stratosphere for two hours and then you'll come back down into the ocean, and then some ship will come and pick you up. Are you in or out? Oh, I'm in, man. I'm so going. Yeah, that's the kind of stuff that Eric's into.

Dude. I mean, I'm in. You don't want to go to the stratosphere? If there's alcohol, I'm in. Is there a goodie bag that I get? Yeah. I'll go. Look at a free t-shirt.

Lucky Dicks. I'm sorry. I'm kind of scared about going to space in a balloon. Depends. I mean, can we discuss which movie franchise is better than Adam Sandler over, you know, maybe Keeper Sutherland? Will they be serving turkey eggs? No, dude.

That sounds sick, dude. All right, Tyler. In or out? That's a hard out for me. Hold on. Wow. This dude's going to act like it's all outlandish when he had a raging boner for jumping out of an airplane. Oh, yeah, that's true.

I never had. No. I have a massive fear of heights. I never want to jump out of an airplane. Yes. Didn't you say, didn't Menace say he could go up in your spot in some cargo plane coming up that got canceled because of the COVID. Okay, but I wasn't jumping out of the plane. You said I have a massive fear of heights, and you were literally giggling like a girl, dude, when this was offered to you.

Yeah, okay, flying a plane knowing... Unfortunately, okay, this is a recap. Unfortunately, this air show got canceled, but there was like, what is it, the C-5 airplane? Some big, huge military airplane big cargo and yeah they're asking me if i want to do it and uh you know tyler he's into many many many things and he who was obsessed with some airplane show and he also knows all about airplanes oh yeah this would be great for tyler to do he was super excited about it i was super psyched because i'd go up and i'd fly in the military airplane as far as i know there was nothing in the description

that i'd have to jump out no no no we talked about it we did say what if you would jump out of it would you do it and you you said yes but like there was some condition we said we would give you something for it but you said you would do it. Whatever. I'm going to have to go back and check the tape. Now you're backtracking to being afraid of heights and being... No, I have no joke I've always had a massive fear of heights. I can't do it. I guess the wind's blowing this way today, guys. The wind's blowing that way.

That C-5 airplane maybe I have the name wrong I apologize, but they would open up the back of it. It's like one of those military things. They'm dropping out of it Do you see here's the thing is that I would be really cool with that I'd go like as far as I could knowing that I wouldn't fall out and just check it out That'd be something really cool. It's the point where I actually have to jump and freefall that I'm like, no, I'm gonna pass

That's not good. I remember this because I made an operation double drop Disney movie So I know that we said you were going to do this. But it's okay. It's okay, Tyler. You can go back on this because Randy's apparently never swam in his life and apparently he's a little swimmer or something. That's fine. So that's a no for the Strataster.

I don't even have the ass board. He knows that he wants to go to the Strataster. He's down. Yeah, man. I have some. Toilet and a liquor, I'll go. Sure. Why not?

I have some quick food news because. I'll go. Sure. Why not? I have some quick food news because the Woody show is off this week, so might as well get some food news. If you have the Wendy's app, you can click on offers and you can get a free breakfast sandwich for the next couple days. All you gotta do is open up the Wendy's app and then

click offers and it'll tell you all the information. Now, we don't really drink this, but I'm bringing it up because we crushed something else. LaCroix came out with a new flavor. It's called Coconut Cola. I'm not willing to try it, but we're all in on bubbly. I think we crushed probably like 50 cans of this stuff over the weekend. Menace is all about it, man. I was more of like, if I'm going to drink sparkling, I might as well have alcohol in it. So I just drink all the seltzers. Well, yeah, it was also a great mixer,

especially if you're drinking gin or tequila. If you have the lime one, it goes really, really well with it. Good stuff. Here's one more thing. Delish, the website, they posted top five hot dog brands. And here's number five. Nathan's, Oscar Mayer, Trader Joe's, Hebrew National, and then something called Sabret.

Sabret? Me? I saw Brett last weekend. Sabret? Sabret was number one. I never even heard or even seen this brand before. That's got to be an East Coast thing. What's your number one?

Whatever's on the ground. Yeah, for real. Honestly, I don't think. I'm going to go out on a limb as far as to say that I think this whole list is an East Coast kind of list. New York. Yeah, Nathan's. For me, personally, I've never honestly even put more than two minutes of thought into hot dogs. If it's there, I'm down.

I really don't care. I think I usually maybe like Ballpark Franks. Is that a brand? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, Ballpark is a huge brand. Yeah, yeah. That's usually what I kind of gravitate towards just because it's coming off the top of my head. Dod Franks. Is that a brand? Yeah, Ballpark is a huge brand. Yeah, that's usually what I kind of gravitate towards just because it's coming off the top of my head. Dodger Dogs, is that a brand?

Is the Dodger Dog a brand? That's a farmer John. No, no, but it's a sub-brand now. So it's probably farmer John now. We're piecing all this together. So the farmer John sounds pretty reoccurring in my memory. Whichever hot dog the lady with the little cart is making. Okay, okay.

Maybe I should rephrase this. If you're at the grocery store and you're going to grab some hot dogs, what is the brand you're going to grab? Nathan's all day. Even for me, man, like whatever's the cheapest, what's on sale.

I really, I don't taste different than hot dogs. It tastes different, though. I don't taste... Here's what I pointed out before when Randy, when we were talking about the banana bread a couple of podcasts ago.

Randy inhales. He doesn't savor the flavor. He doesn't enjoy the food. He inhales what is right in front of him. As hot dogs go, man, I don't taste that big of a difference. Dude, there's a difference. I'm sure there's a difference. I taste different, but yeah, I don't really

give much thought. Hot dog is a barbecue food. It's a tailgate food. I'm not eating barbecue. I'm not eating hot dogs as frequently as I used to for me to taste the difference. You know what it is? I get the ones from Costco. Costco is a tailgate food. I'm not eating barbecue. I'm not eating hot dogs as frequently as I used to for me to taste the difference. You know what it is? I get the ones from Costco. Costco is a good place. Those are Nathan's. They're like 36-pack. Yeah, 36-pack. Basically an entire pig. Okay, so Randy

will eat any wiener possible. There you go. And then Eric's Nathan's. Farmer John's. Farmer John's. Tyler? Nathan's. Menace? What was yours? Oscar Mayer all day, every day. I forgot about Oscar Mayer. Oscar Mayer was actually really good. Oscar Mayer.

He's the best. I will go hard for Light Life, if anyone is a Veggie Dawgs fan. What the hell is that? Veggie Dawgs, bro. Hell yeah. I'm good off that. I could crush some hot dogs at a barbecue. Oh, hell yeah.

I could crush hot dogs, man. What's your number? What's your number? If no one's looking, how many do you crush? I could do at least probably five if I'm just chilling at a barbecue all day. At least five. Without that first wave, probably five. No problem.

I'm thinking five to seven. Can we watch this? Can we see you guys go up against each other? I am thinking seven to ten. Seven to ten? I am thinking I definitely did a hot dog eating contest. 7-10! I think I could knock out 7-10. What's wrong with you?

Also, the Oscar Mayer ones are the smallest dog. I would like to point out while we are talking about this that July 4th, Nathan's annual hot dog eating contest, 9 a.m. Pacific. It will be on ESPN. Are you all in Joey Chestnut? Hell yeah, bro.

I think for me, I probably cap it around five because I also eat my hot dogs heavy with relish, mustard, ketchup, all that stuff. That's filler, dude. It don't matter. That's like half an ounce. I love mayonnaise on a dog. Me too.

Severely underrated, underutilized condiment. When I leave an event, like a sporting event or a concert or something, and you get those street dogs, you know what I just remembered? Didn't we have a bet last time about who was breaking keto first and how bad they would break keto

over the weekend? We both said we were going to break it. Yeah, but I mean... Who went hammered the most, do you think? Dude, I don't even remember eating that first night. So, I mean, you could eat 75 pounds of sugar, and I would be like, you guys did good. I did dirty keto. I split a cupcake.

That was the first thing that went off the edge. But then, like, with the burgers and stuff, I had lettuce. Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. That reminds me. That reminds me. Here goes the windshield and stuff, I had lettuce. Oh, hold on. Hold on. That reminds me. That reminds me. Here goes the windshield. No, no. He split a cupcake with me, and then he had me lie to his girlfriend to cover that he

didn't have any of it. I did. I did. But Tyler did break it up for me. He was drinking beers. He got his burger. Tyler was going hammer on beers the entire time. Tyler decided to, you know what?

I'm already off the deep end. I might as well eat this burger with the bun. I forgot who shamed him, but he stopped. Tyler, I got to ask you, man. How much weight did you gain? To be perfectly honest, I did not go as hard as I thought I was going to go. I only put on like two pounds. Really?

Just two pounds? Well, he did look slimmer when we saw him. Yeah. Yeah, he did. He lost some of that neck gargle look to him. I'm surprised he only gained two pounds because Tyler housed a bag of Doritos by the pool, drank beers, cupcakes, cake, burgers with buns. So congrats, Tyler.

Pretty much the second I got home, I immediately went back on the keto. With the exception of barbecue. What about that chocolate cake you had the other day? I saw. Ooh. You mean the one yesterday at Lucille's? Yeah. With the exception of that, I went back to that.

Yeah. There's a picture at what's new pod on Instagram. Before we go, I just want to say again, listen to tailgater sports, tailgater sports.com. I did witness some tailgater sports Olympics, or at least,

you know, some pre Olympics at the house where you guys were playing cornhole and i think you guys are on level playing field when it comes to the cornhole tyler i mean if tyler got better exponentially after i left i would say that randy has a well marginal advantage well i actually did do some coaching with tyler and with um randy's girlfriend geo as well like after you had left. And they were getting better. And I'm also using it also as a jump-off point

because we have a baseball challenge that we're going to be doing for that. It's going to happen later, towards the end of July. But we have a baseball challenge, and basing his throwing ability off of his underhanding of a beanbag, I don't know if this guy can throw. Tyler, sorry. I don't know if Tyler could throw a baseball to be honest.

See, here's the thing is that Randy has pretty much psyched me out and he kind of hustled me with the baseball thing too, because before we mentioned that we had no idea that apparently he's played seven to eight years of baseball in his life. Apparently Randy was a baseball phenom for a little bit of time. He's such a liar. Oh,

apparently he's apparently an Olympic athlete. Let me show all my, let me show all my cards versus my opponents. That makes sense. Randy's been putting all of his momentum, though, behind the baseball thing, which makes me feel a little bit better about

the other events that we have lined up. You're going to sink a half-court shot? Dude, after seeing you play Cornwall, I have no faith in anything you're going to do. I will sink a half-court shot. I can beat this dude in darts. I know I can beat him in mini-golf, no problem. We'll be good. I'll maybe give you darts because that's the dumb Tyler sport that we're giving you. The reason why

Tyler might have darts is because his elbow doesn't fully extend, so it kind of just clicks at the 90-degree angle so he can throw. It's like Rookie of the Year. I'm not standing anywhere near that dart thing because his arm is so bent, it's just going to turn around. Got a chicken wing.

Yeah, and hit somebody on the side. So anyways, I'm going to wrap this up. Thank you guys so much for hanging out with me today and dealing with me yesterday of not liking anything and not wanting to record. You're fine. Again, listen to Tailgater Sports. Listen to the Bort the broadcast that's the

broadcast.com oh yeah see menace i can never give you crap about putting things off because i mean you know i put things off all the time so yeah there you go but i got a new episode of the broadcast coming out on monday sweet all right and then randy has his own podcast now it's called i call next yep video games. I have a fun podcast planned out this weekend talking about how game developers expect us to pay more than $60 now for games. And that'll be out on Tuesday. You know what's funny about that, though?

Not to tangent at all, but if you look at how much video games used to cost when me and Menace were younger... They were banked, dude. They were about the same amount of money, man. Yeah, that's wild, man. They were $50, $60, but the consoles were only like 100 and something. Yeah.

That's 80s, 90s dollars right there. Yeah. That's like might as well have been $400 a game. Yeah. That's like a kachillion dollars, dude. Yeah. That's why we rented games all the time. I know.

I lobbed this up for Randy every week, and one day he's going to get it right. So to get to the podcast, go to i call next podcast.com there you go and take the lesson well i mean he already said it so there you go also um go to the nerd now podcast just go to nerd now podcast.com listen to basically comic-con radio right yeah yeah pretty much i mean talking about things like tv shows movies i don't know other nerd stuff i mean if it's star wars though you gotta come to the broadcast you know for the true voice of star wars i don't even want to get started on that but the nerd now podcast dot com with ravey cameron and randy also you can listen to cameron's podcast with his

lady it's called mostly true opinions also listen to joe coy podcast just go to j-o called Mostly True Opinions. Also listen to the Joe Coy podcast. Just go to j-o-k-o-y.com. Listen to the Matt and Kim podcast. Just go to mattandkim.com. Listen to the Sex with Emily podcast with Emily. Follow her on Instagram, sexwithemily. That's sexwithemily. Make your sex better. And of course, listen to The Mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Just search The Woody Show. I know there's been some weird skipping going on with the podcast. I found out after many, many emails across the country with many different people that it's not just us that it's happening to. So that's good. Shout out to the guy that said it was my fault. Yeah. Well, yeah, there was a tweet saying

that was your fault, right? Yeah, it said, tell Nick Soundwave to get on his ish. Man, I wanted to give him a kissy emoji, but that's so bad. This is the emails I deal with on vacation, like all week, multiple emails on that kind of stuff.

But it is hopefully fixed by the time this podcast comes out. And I think that's it, guys. Do you have anything to say before we leave? Bort. Yeah, just thanks again, Menace, for the fun weekend. This podcast comes out and I think that's it guys. Do you have anything to say before we leave? Bort? Yeah. Just thanks again,

menace for the fun weekend. It was a blast out there and you know, all positive thoughts for your dad, man. Hope everything's cool. Don't worry about it. Family comes first. Randy.

Listen to all the awesome Woody show podcast, broadcast tailgater. We've got some good things coming up. I call next. And of course the Woody show podcast. Don't be a dick. Don't tweet at us all right eric the one good thing randy has said all episode uh yeah no tailgater sports no yeah we we touched a little bit on it on right there at the end of this episode but tailgater sports is going to drop july 7th we're going to iron out all the details for the tailgater olympics so make sure you're watching out for that. Subscribe to TailgaterSports.com.

And I want to say I connected some dots here. So Randy Tyler, best friend. Randy Tyler eating cupcakes together. Randy having Tyler lie to his girlfriend about what they're doing. Dude, they're basically cheating on each other with each other. They're basically

having an affair right now. That's exactly what's going on. That's why they don't want to admit it, I guess. Hey, Randy, what's that white cream on your face? Nothing, man. I was just eating a cupcake with Tyler. Just cupcake, bro. Bro, it's just guy love.

That's all it is. Tyler, anything? Don't be afraid to watch what you want on TV. If you think about it, if you think about it, it makes sense. Tyler chose. Tyler ultimately chose to spend the night

in a closet and watch Gossip Girl all weekend long. Also, remember that Randy is a pathological liar. So there's that too. Not this time.

I back him on this one. Just be your true self, buddy. All right. We'll see you next week. What's new? What's new with menace? Outro Music