What's New Podcast - Party Recaps, Meet Ups, VIP at Ducks game, Food News & More!
Episode Date: November 8, 2024On this epsiode we talk Party Recaps, Meet Ups, VIP at Ducks game, Food News & More!...
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What's new? What's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I'm Menace. I'm joined by Bort aka Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the only show morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFM.
We are joined by our friends, Eric and Randy, who are coming to us live from Downey, California.
And just over yonder is our boy Heavy T, aka Tyler, in Whittier, California.
And joining us is our lovely friend from Covina, California. That would be Julie Ann.
And before we get started,
as usual, we got to get some business out of the way. And today I would like to let you know that
I will be in Huntington Beach Thursday, November 14th from 3 to 5 p.m. at Wild Fork Foods. Wild
Fork Foods is legit from 3 to 5 p.m. doing a bunch of giveaways for theme park tickets, concert tickets, football tickets this time around, and Woody's Show merch, plus Wild Fork food items.
Then November 19th, myself and Bort, we're going to be in Norwalk at Raising Cane's from 2 to 4 p.m. doing a bunch of giveaways as well.
But we are so busy that the very next day and people of Irvine, you're crying.
Oh, you guys never go to Irvine.
Never good.
You're never going to visit us out here.
Well, check this out.
Myself and Bort, we're going to be in Irvine this time around November 20th from 3 to 5
p.m. at Pyology at Irvine Spectrum.
So make sure you hang out with us.
Of course, we'll have all the same giveaways, 3 to 5 p.m.
Pyology Irvine Spectrum.
On our last episode, we were recording just before all the Dodgers celebration
of the World Series.
Now, who went out?
It was Tyler, Eric, and Randy, right?
Y'all hit up the parade.
How was that?
Was it as wild as it looked on social media?
The guys in front of me these two dudes they brought a cooler
that had at least like 10 beers in it and these guys were just drinking so i'm like hey how much
do you want for him he pulls it out of the the cooler gives it to me and says we're celebrating
the day and just cracks it open okay i was like oh hell yeah dude and these same guys i guess had
another group of friends that were with them but they were about maybe 30
feet in front of them towards like the middle of the street and these dudes had a bottle of tequila
this thing was half filled straight up tossed it in the middle of the crowd one of the dudes ended
up catching it and straight chugged the thing like right in front of me dude it was a great
atmosphere not to mention the area where we were at there's two big old
trash trucks right there right and all these people just start climbing onto the top of the
trash truck to the point where like this thing is kind of moving and i'm like yo is this thing
gonna tip man it was really cool tyler was mooching championships and beer i guess oh yes
randy you said that tyler ditched you right You guys were together. Tyler got there before me.
What's funny, I almost didn't make this parade.
Eric and Tyler know I was spiraling in our group chat because I had to be in Santa Monica at 1 in the afternoon that day.
I was literally washing dishes when Tyler called me and where he's like, well, man, you know, you might regret this for the rest of your life, once in your lifetime.
And so I got up the hill.
I was right by the the trash truck that
tyler's mentioning tyler was further in the crowd mind you at this time people were straight up like
you're not getting past me like they're throwing elbows they're like yo i've been here for an hour
like you're not getting through this and so and i saw the amount of people and low-key i was kind of
freaking out about the trash truck because there was a lot of people on that and the thing was
starting to tip a little bit so i'm like i'm fine yeah we got we got a couple pictures from you guys of people climbing that
trash truck that looked insane can i just mention real quick a couple hundred thousand people there
yeah parade etiquette for the r words out there why are you bringing strollers and wagons oh
probably 10 000 people on a four corner street and so it's full we're not moving you got
your spot you're standing your spot and every now and then a mom pulling two kids in a stroller or a
wagon because you could lose them we're coming through i got to meet somebody and i'm like
how fun lady yeah sure good luck with that do what eric did strap him to your chest yeah yeah
he did awesome by the way he cried once or twice like briefly because people started whistling and
chanting so it got a little loud.
But the little guy slept on my chest for the majority of the parade.
They flew by.
We tucked out into a little crevice of a building.
When the majority of the people left, he had a great day.
Yeah, I kind of lucked out.
I was like right next to this old Korean lady with her grandson.
Why does it matter what her ethnicity is?
I want to be factual.
I want to make sure I paint the entire picture so you know what's going on here, okay?
Okay.
She had her own little protective shield.
No one's going to trample over an old lady.
So I was just kind of like, I just happened to be there.
You didn't say old lady.
Yeah, that really added to the story.
Well, I mean, you would have been wondering, like, gee, I wonder what this lady looked like.
It's called Feeder of the Mind.
I was thinking she was Mexican before you said anything.
That would have been not correct.
So you're welcome.
I would also like to point out that Randy just admitted using this old lady as a human shield.
I will say there was a funny interaction.
So during the parade, like we're waiting for the buses to get going.
They're stuck in traffic or whatever.
Tyler calls me.
For those that don't know, here's another picture I'm painting. Tyler's profile picture or his caller ID on my phone is an AI-created image of an ogre wearing an angel's hat.
And I haven't changed it because I just haven't gone around to it.
And I pick up the phone because he's calling me.
He's like, yo, bro, come on up.
And three people behind me see that I pick up this phone call from an angel's fan.
And they start cussing me out the way.
Don't pick up that phone call.
That guy's an effing phony.
Like, screw that guy.
We don't want any of that energy around here.
And I was like, guys, guys, he's newly reformed.
He's newly reformed.
Yeah, and he's right there.
Go get him.
Yeah, it's probably a good thing Tyler didn't meet up with me
because I might have outed him in the crowd.
You know, I'm not going to lie.
So when I did get there, I tried calling Eric just to see where he was,
and he didn't answer the phone. So after the second time I tried calling him, I tried calling Eric just to see where he was, and he didn't answer the phone.
So after the second time I tried calling him, I thought about that.
I was like, nah, he's probably going to out me.
Let me just stay away.
Well, it's crazy because, like I said, we saw pictures.
We met up after.
We went to Lazy Dog and Downey.
Shout out Lazy Dog.
Yeah.
And we were showing each other pictures of where we're at.
And he was literally probably 50 feet behind me.
And all of his calls and text messages were getting through through and I could not get a single thing out. So like the difference of 50 feet just like totally
wiped out my communication. Another thing with all the celebrations, was it the night before the guy
blew off his hand? That was when they won. Okay. So did he take that video down? Cause I can't,
my brother sent it to me. I try to rewatch it. Okay. So somehow, somehow, some way I've been
able to avoid that and that has not come up in my feed, but I have friends Okay, so somehow, some way, I've been able to avoid that.
And that has not come up in my feed, but I have friends like,
oh, yeah, dude, I've already seen it like 100 times.
I couldn't avoid it.
Nope.
Yeah, I haven't pursued the video, but has it popped up in everybody's feed?
Yeah, I've seen it from multiple angles.
Multiple.
From the far one and then another angle where the guy was up on the guy.
You could see.
So the first time you see the guy's back's to you a little and then he turns his hands mangled he's it's all crazy nope and
then i saw another angle that's in front of the dude and the guy he's a moron for playing with
fireworks like that yeah you see the firework he's lighting and it's basically like like a
tennis ball size maybe a little smarter tennis ball and you can see the wick he's lighting it's
like half an inch oh hell no it's in his hand I'm like you're an idiot for one for doing it
too you're an idiot for thinking you could light that and then throw it or drop it whatever your
plan was was doomed from the start but yeah dude as somebody who is you know an amputee has lost
the majority of his thumb um but no I had like flashbacks and I can only think about like losing
like a sliver of my thumb and what
it felt like and not having that there anymore.
And I saw a story pop up.
He lost three fingers.
He had a GoFundMe set up for his moronic ass.
Screw you, dude.
You did that to yourself.
I'm glad Eric just mentioned that, because I hate to sound like the bad guy.
But the second I saw the GoFundMe thing, I'm like, dude, i ain't donating ish to you dude you're an idiot
like over 10 grand when i looked yeah are you kidding me yes like i'm fine like if someone
uh had a family member that passed away or whatever and they're like hey we're trying to
raise money you know whatever i'm fine donating that you're a dumb ass for doing this with the
firework dude like you ain't getting for me dude oh wow it looked like he only had his thumb in his pinky yeah oh god cool he can do shaka bra for the rest
of his life i was gonna say oh geez but yeah somehow i was able to avoid all that i went to
the celebration at dodger stadium because uh work asked me to go to do some content. So I heart
they have a suite at Dodger Stadium. This is the first time ever I ever got invited. I've worked
here for 10 years. Nice. I didn't even know they had access to the suite. But I do. I just know
that they won't invite us. Yeah, I don't ask. But I went because obviously they wanted me to do some
work. So that's why I got invited. But by the time the players got to the stadium it was so funny to hear them on mic because they were so wasted
yeah and they're just like slurring their words but everybody was having so much fun
and um it was such a good time it was awesome to be there to see all these fans celebrate you know
i love fandom i love people that celebrate stuff and they want to have fun and they accomplish that so the
shout out to the dodgers for that and speaking about fun myself randy and tyler we all went to
a ducks game on tuesday and the ducks hooked it up man they treated us ultra vip now let me tell
you something there's a thing at the arena at the bottom in the basement where
the locker room is where they have a thing called the impact club and it's crazy vip full on like
vegas style buffet that's happening that you can just grab as much food as you want they have a
candy room by the way that's legit right when you walk in and what's really cool about it is before the game starts all the
players walk through this vip room so it's me tyler a couple of his brothers randy his lady
and met some really cool listeners that day so we got to experience that then we go up and we get to
go in a suite and we get to like this killer view but dude how cool is this revamp that they're
doing where they updated all the
lighting they have all these different food spots now they have the brewery x lounge which is
absolutely massive i know you guys love golden road that setup is awesome it's legit and i'll
tell you this the anaheim ducks dude their team store is pretty freaking awesome their merch game
is crazy not gonna lie i was a little jealous when I saw it post you guys being there because I saw the Ducks hockey mask.
And I probably would have asked you guys to pick me up one.
It looked pretty dope.
The show at the beginning was dope because I remember when the Vegas Golden Knights first became a thing.
And they first showed off their pregame show or whatever.
And it was kind of revolutionary.
No one had ever really seen anything like it they added like all this cool stuff it's basically
like a show on ice the ducks have done a very good job but just like all the lights and then
just the way they made everything look and it was really cool the whole updates to the arena
is awesome i went all the way up to the Jack Daniels Lounge that they have there. Nice. Dude, that place is legit.
They have their own buffet there as well.
Oh, cool.
That's awesome.
The seating rules, but the Brewery X area, I think that's everybody's jam here.
That's where I want to go.
I want to try that.
I haven't been to the arena in a bit, but I'm very much looking forward to going to
the Brewery X Lounge.
Yeah.
It looks so good.
So we ended up staying in the suite,
and I didn't realize they have over 80 suites at the arena.
Damn, really?
Yeah, 80 of them.
Everything you could possibly want to is in the suite as well.
There's chicken wings.
Towards the end of the game, they bring you churros.
Yes.
The fridge is full of beer, alcohol.
There's seltzers.
It's all locally sourced too, so like the Brewery X stuff,
so it's all just there.
So for you just to grab it whenever you want
is super cool.
I don't know if there's like a chef assigned
to each suite,
but a woman in a chef outfit came in
and was like,
oh, please eat more churros,
eat more chicken wings.
All right.
I was like, man, please.
There's only so much I can eat at this time.
Done deal.
It was really awesome.
Okay.
Now, may I say,
the beginning of the night didn't start that well.
All right.
So I told everybody.
As is tradition.
Who was late?
Who was late?
Well, I told everybody to be there at a certain time.
And okay.
So Tyler got there.
He got there a little on time, a little after, right?
Even though he was down the street at Disney.
I give everybody instructions on how to get in because I get there first, obviously.
Again, we're going down to the basement.
We give Randy the instructions to get there
because, hey, we want him to have time to enjoy his meal,
to hang out with us.
Also, there's a set time when the players
are going to be walking through this special area.
So who shows up about five minutes
before the players are walking through this special area. So who shows up about five minutes before the players are walking through
this special area and is trying to, you know, get all his food together?
Randy.
Who is texting us like, hey, I'm on the top of the arena.
Where are you guys?
In the basement where we told you to go.
As is, of course, the tradition.
I literally, I follow your instructions.
Swear to God, I follow your instructions. Does he, Tyler? I did. No, no, no, no, no course, the tradition. I literally, I followed your instructions. Swear to God, I followed your instructions.
Does he, Tyler?
I did.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Someone heard you and was like, oh, you're looking for menace.
Come on through.
We only got in because we found our contact.
Just happened walking by.
Dude, I ran everywhere in the arena.
I ran upstairs.
I came downstairs.
At some point, I almost got into an elevator.
And I was like, please.
I'm just, at some point, I sounded into an elevator and i was like please i'm
just at some point i sounded deranged i'm like menace i'm looking for menace and these people
like who is this guy who is this crazy guy talking to me right now wait wait randy's making a chaotic
event out of it as something so simple and looks like a crazy person yeah and then i'm responding
back in like bold text dude read the instructions Enter through the suite's entrance and go to the Impact Club and say menace.
Isn't that what I said, Tyler?
That is what you said, yes.
And what happened?
I will say.
You went into the arena and not through the suite entrance like I said.
Randy's trying to get at me saying like, oh, like, you know, someone just happened to overhear you.
I went through the exact
entrance like we were supposed to go
to. There was a concierge desk
right there to the side. So I went to the
concierge desk and they're like, oh,
give us one second. And then
the girl who was helping us, Lindsay, just happened to overhear
me. She's like, you guys are with Menace? Follow me.
I'm like, all right, cool. Simple as that.
I was there on time. What can I say?
And meanwhile, Randy's taking laps around the arena. We're almost like five minutes away, though. Simple as that. I was there on time. What can I say? And meanwhile, Randy's taking laps around the arena.
We're almost like five minutes away, though.
I pushed it.
I came home.
I changed into my jersey.
I hit the road.
I tried my best to get there as early as I could.
It was a struggle.
It was a mission.
Eric almost choked me out at work, which is fair.
I'm stressing over finishing his job.
Like, oh, wow, what's priority here?
You're going to finish that social for me?
Oh, no, see you later.
I guess you do it at home. It's okay. I deal with that, too. Yeah. wow what's one of its priority here you're gonna finish that social for me oh no see you later i
guess you do it at home it's it's okay i deal with that too yeah god forbid he pre-planned and just
had the jersey in the car so i would like to defend myself really quick because you guys are
like oh he was only two miles down the street at disney it shouldn't have taken him that long to
get there this is what happened i swear and my brother can testify this too so we were there basically to preview the new tiana's bayou
adventure ride the redone splash mountain right great ride by the way really really fun so right
whatever anyways i end up writing it uh first earlier that morning so my two brothers they ended up getting a later time to preview the ride
their time was set for 3 45 and my okay that's perfect plenty of time for us to do it so the
ride kept breaking down a little bit and we're like but which is fair they're working out a
bunch of new kinks and all that stuff so it's like okay so it ends up getting pushed back to about 4 30 and i'm like that's fine because it's a preview all it's basically walk on like there's
no line in anything it's like a two minute wait so it gets pushed back to 4 30 they get on the
ride they do the whole thing they are coming around the last turn right before you get off
the ride breaks down oh no i was like okay like that's fine we'll
still wait for you it shouldn't be that long down they just opened it they just opened it but there's
a lot of moving parts and they use the preview time to like work out everything right so anyways
the ride just breaks down on the last corner and i'm like okay we'll wait i'm thinking it's going
to be like a five ten minute thing it's probably just something jammed and they need to fix it right they end up being stuck on this ride
for 40 minutes and the fire department had to come out and pull them out of the ride so it got to the
point where my brother is like dude go to the car pull up around harbor on the pickup side i will
race over there as soon as you can so and he hadn't
like like he's been on this ride the whole time he hadn't had a chance to dry off he was soaked
he comes running to my car we get to the game i felt slightly bad because when you're in a hockey
game obviously it's colder this dude's pants and socks and shoes were soaked and he's like dude
like i am freezing that's my excuse to why I was late.
Like, my brother had to be rescued by the fire department
on an amusement park ride, so I'm sorry that that happened.
Nothing I could really do.
That's my excuse.
I think I'm going to start, like, lying to both of them
on when things start.
I'm surprised you haven't been doing it already, man.
Honestly, you know, they're adults, I thought, you know.
I mean, hold on. I mean, if we're going to get
to the skinny,
I mean,
we did make it on time
for everything.
It's like, yeah,
I had to start down
half a lasagna
in like three minutes,
but I still saw the team walk in.
We still saw the opening ceremony.
Why not just have
a enjoyable experience
and like have time to like.
I was going to say,
I think,
I think you're right to say,
I think this is more your fault
because you haven't learned because remember, these are the two guys that went up the
wrong mountain when we went no no no no okay no even nacho confirmed that when you tightened the
address it led us to that specific mountain i was justified i will die on this hill and i was not
wrong okay now as far as going back to this thing, Menace, even you could admit,
I am almost never late.
I am almost always on time.
This was a one-time thing.
Don't get mad at me.
I didn't do anything wrong.
Brother, you know what you signed up for when you invited me to play?
No, I'm just kidding.
I am sorry.
I am sorry.
That's true.
It was a headache the entire day.
It just so happened to also be the trade deadline for the NFL.
Everything just kind of coincided.
Yeah, going to work and doing your job, such a headache.
I'm not saying it's a headache.
I never said it was a headache.
I'm just saying that it was a headache.
You said the entire day was a headache.
He's like, look, the NFL had a bunch of stuff going on.
Randy's panicking and packing up.
Yeah, I will tell him it was a busy day in the NFL outside just a normal Tuesday.
Trade deadline, big show, later show, recorded later. So I'll tell him it was a busy day in the NFL outside just a normal Tuesday. Trade deadline.
Big show.
Later show.
Recorded later.
So I'll tell him, yeah, our schedule was a little different.
Yeah.
He's panicking, packing up his bag.
God, I got to go.
Menace is texting me.
Got to go.
And I'm like, wow.
Maybe you should have said, hey, can't make it today like me.
Got work.
Sorry.
Because Eric was invited.
But no, it's fine.
I'm not passing up on the Ducks game.
The big question here is,
so is Tyler going to jump teams now?
Because he had this post with the Ducks.
Over the past two weeks, he's been posting Dodgers.
He's already jumped that shit from the Angels.
And now he's posting stuff like living the life with the Ducks,
wild wing statue outside.
I mean, people that don't know him might be like,
I'm sorry that I've never been in an area
where players literally cross two feet in front of me.
It's kind of cool, okay?
You've switched teams for less.
Dude, the whole time he was like,
quack, quack, quack.
That is a lie.
Yeah.
That is a lie.
Although I will admit that me and Randy
did get on the Jumbotron flapping our arms like this.
The kiss cam?
Was it the kiss cam?
It was not the kiss cam.
Okay, I am working on like a Kings thing, so should I not invite you, Tyler, or what?
No, you should definitely invite me.
I will be there no matter what.
On time.
All right.
Well, with that said, I want to move on to last weekend.
We had the Woody Show party at Morongo.
Shout out to Rome, who performed rome of sublime
with rome he's gonna be performing with the dirty heads at the friends giving show in late november
at the forum i think the interrupters are gonna be there as well that's gonna be a really good
show so shout out to them and then a shout out to everybody that showed up the next day for
best friends pet society super adoption event at the
rose bowl i was there with gina grad so shout out to all the listeners that came out and supported
us on that so that weekend was so busy that i actually put 700 miles on my car damn going back
and forth between los angeles orange county and theella Valley. So I got to catch up on a
lot of my favorite podcasts. One of my favorite podcasts is Group Chat. So shout out to everybody
at Group Chat. That's a great podcast to listen to if you're into everything that's kind of like
trending in the world or tech, starting businesses and things like that. And another thing that I
love listening to is the Burt cast, Burt Kreischer are two bears, one cave.
Anything like Burt Kreischer does because he has so many good stories.
And so he's great at podcasting.
And I was listening to him and he started going off on how much he loves Drive to Survive on Netflix.
It's the F1 show.
Have you guys caught this at all or do you know anything
about it? But I never really followed F1 and I was hanging out with some friends, some ladies
in Vegas, and they're just going off on how much they love F1. I go, you love F1? I go,
that's super random. And they go, it's all about drive to survive. So when I listened to Bert
Kreischer talk about this show and how awesome it is, I said, you know what?
I'm going to give it a try.
And guys, I get it now on how much the F1 freaking rules.
Because it's everything I also love.
Travel to awesome places.
And it's pretty much like Real Housewives for dudes.
Because the guys that drive these cars are such drama queens.
It's freaking hilarious. And then, of course like the cars are incredible if you have not watched this show give it a watch
because it just it just starts like when you the first episode there's no like super slow lead up
when it comes to like documentary series yeah it just like goes right into it it is awesome i just
love that you described it as the real house
wives of racing. It is!
Dude, I'm telling you, turn it on.
You can stream it on Netflix.
Yeah, watch it. I think you'll
love it. I was going to ask, are the guys
attractive enough for Julianne to be watching
this? I don't care.
It's her 909 blood. Anything racing,
she's in.
You guys want some food news?
Yes.
All right.
Well, we got to pour one out for our homies at Friday's
because they have filed for Chapter 11.
And Friday's, I don't know about you guys,
but at least where I grew up in Northern California,
Friday's was the spot to be at every Friday, every Saturday.
It was popping more than a nightclub there.
It was a freaking madhouse.
I just don't know at what point that party stopped and when I stopped going.
Oh, interesting.
You know, it was really huge when I was like 20, 21.
People were going there all the time.
Like, let's go there, get drunk, go do whatever afterwards.
But I mean, you're right.
It was a spot
to be but i want to say probably like mid 20s late 20s like it started to like dwindle like no one
really went there anywhere i started making money place to be yeah yeah i did yeah well where did
everybody go you know i don't know i guess they went to better establishments where they i mean
who knows probably like the explosion of breweries and like beers on tap.
Like you didn't need to go to Friday's to get a beer anymore.
And then you got a bigger selection in other places like BJ's, Yardhouse.
Yeah, I was going to say like Buffalo Wild Wings even too.
Probably took a lot of that.
We started going there a lot.
Because it was very big like Chili's and tgi fridays and uh apple bees and then all of a sudden
that just yeah it just went away and became like buffalo wild wings and stuff like that
hooters exploded even more yeah after that the last tga fridays i saw like that i think might
have been one of the last around was the one at knott's berry farm oh really yeah i know that one's
still there and i think i think the one in pointy hills is still
there i just drove by the one in west covina and it was all like all the lights were off it was
it was so sad because that's the one that we used to party at like oh no your youth r.i.p
yeah as i get older gone i get more sad about things that are not thriving. My whole area I grew up in is not thriving anymore.
And then to see businesses that you know that used to be popping that are just gone, sad.
Shout out to Sizzler.
Sizzler was popping.
Oh, yeah.
I think Sizzler was the spot.
Their salad bar.
Yeah.
It's sad to see all that kind of stuff.
Somebody at our job the other day brought up Fuddruckers.
Oh, yes.
R.I.P.
Never been.
Some other food industry news.
One of our favorites, Ghost Energy Drink, is being bought by Dr. Pepper slash Keurig.
Oh.
Now, you might not know this, but Dr. Pepper is independent.
It's not part of Pepsi.
It's not part of Coca-Cola.
But it's this weird combination of Keurig and the Dr. Pepper company.
It's kind of odd.
They're based out of Texas, and they are picking up Ghost Energy Drink, I think, for about a billion dollars.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
Did not know that they were a part of Keurig. That's kind of cool.
Well, they were owned by 7-Up
for a little while. It was Dr. Pepper's 7-Up
company. They split off.
Yeah.
They make little ghost Keurig pods.
Yes!
Injected into my veins!
Menace, now that I think about it, maybe next
year for your birthday list, I do know for a fact
that you can take a tour of the Dr. Pepper factory in Waco Texas uh let's go what are we doing here
let's go right now I want to leave immediately I want to go straight from the tap yeah I mean I
want to be in Dallas for the Tyson Jake Paul fight but that's not gonna happen and I know
Eric you're still anti all the the paul brothers fighting
right my thing was it's all gimmick it's all for show like no they're actually performing so it's
not as like flash in the pan for clicks anymore so i respect them but i'm not rushing to watch
them do anything that's for sure all right in other food news why is everybody going after
lunchables first you had lunchly by mr beast logan paul and ksi do you guys know the brand belgian boys now no
belgian boys are in the frozen food section they have like little mini pancakes they're delicious
now belgian boys they're coming out with their own little lunchable thing to go after lunchables
and it's mini waffles and cheese and cranberries. It looks pretty good.
Right now, it's a Walmart exclusive.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I've seen this definitely a lot in the freezer aisle.
Oh, they got butter cakes.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, Belgian boys, this is what I do.
So they have these little mini pancakes, right?
I'm looking at them.
Yes.
So I warm them up and I put them in like a cereal bowl.
And then I cover them in chocolate
and like whipped cream.
It's so freaking good.
Do you get the full size or the bite size?
They have a bite size.
Bite size.
Oh, the chocolate chip ones.
Oh, yeah.
So if you know that brand, they're coming out with their own like Lunchable style thing.
Another food news.
Julianne, on the last podcast, you said that you were going to have your first Thanksgiving
due to a family member's work schedule.
Did that Thanksgiving happen?
It did, but we didn't make it after all.
Oh, what happened?
Oh, you didn't go.
You didn't go.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Kevin and I didn't go.
Yeah.
Something happened, so we couldn't make it.
Oh, drama?
Yeah, we got into a huge fight.
Oh, no!
You guys, okay, Kevin never, ever gets mad.
And let me tell you, I'm a flaming bitch.
There's another word for what I am when I get mad.
It's not bitch, it's worse than that.
I've never seen Kevin get so mad in my life.
Because I just sit there, I'm like, okay, okay, whatever. You know, just very, just bitchy. And Kevin got so mad in my life because I just sit there I'm like okay okay whatever you know
just very just bitchy and Kevin got so mad he walked down the hallway and he side punched the
closet door and we have to replace the door but 10 years being with Kevin a year dating I've never
seen him hit anything throw anything oh yeah yell at me. He's just very like, babe, let's just talk about it.
I don't understand why you get so mad.
You try to be the calm one, yeah.
Yeah, and I can't.
I see red.
I yell, I scream, I cuss him out.
Oh, I get so mad.
Yeah, I know.
I'm tons of fun when I get mad.
He's over here.
You're her biatchness.
I get it, dude.
So I couldn't even be mad about it.
As soon as he did it,
I was like, now you have to fix the door,
dumbass. He didn't say anything to me
after that. We made up.
We're good. We didn't
go.
You just throw him in the gutter and get another.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I was shouting out Kevin,
but you know whatever oh my bad
uh anybody have uh plans this weekend anything going on anybody gonna do anything yes i am going
camping sweet in san diego unless another door gets punched yeah he's going he's going we're
fine but yes we're going camping in San Diego um and it's
really cool because you can either bring an RV or they have like I don't I don't know if they're
bungalows or they kind of look like tiny houses but um and there's going to be like 50 of us going
oh sweet and we're gonna have yeah we're gonna have a Thanksgiving dinner on Saturday night that
um I will be making so okay I'll let you know how that goes next week.
Before someone starts throwing a punch.
I mean, there will be punches thrown. It's a Julianne get-together.
We just don't know who.
50 of them, too.
That's like Royal Rumble.
So we're doing one big, huge...
I'm just going to jump in and I say
I know what Bort's doing this weekend.
And guys, it's going to blow your mind.
Bort is going to a football game, guys.
What?
What?
Yes.
What football game?
I don't know.
Can I share that or no?
Yeah, sure.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Sure.
Yeah, I will be at the Chargers game this Sunday.
My chance to somehow get one step closer to Randy and Eric for even a minute.
So I will be at the Chargers game at SoFi Stadium this weekend
training to be a backup
engineer in case one is ever needed.
That's pretty cool.
Something I've never done, so might as well
learn how to do it. Are you going to do anything else
this weekend? Yeah, so
you guys have heard the continuing adventures of
me living in a crappy place.
I will be journeying
down to Orange County
to further look at places
and hopefully be moving down to Orange County very soon.
Sweet.
I will be in the Huntington Beach area this entire Friday.
Nice.
Fancy.
Awesome.
I'm done with the San Fernando Valley, folks.
So are you going to start wearing shorts and tank tops?
I'm wearing shorts right now.
You got the hair.
You got the hair. Yeah, he's...
You got the hair.
He's preparing.
Oh, no.
And sandals?
Oh, God, no.
Mandals.
No, God, no.
You're going to go out and bask in the sunlight, and someone's at their home going to be like,
what's this guy in all black doing on the sand?
Well, see, here's the thing, guys.
If anyone's been to Orange County, you actually know you can go outside and breathe fresh air
that actually comes from the ocean.
This is true.
And you can be healthy, not be living in smog.
So I think I'll actually be going outside more.
Sticking with Brett's attire, going back to the football game, powder blues for the Chargers in yellow.
Powder blues for the Titans.
In a sea of 60,000 people, you might be able to see him from the roof in all black.
He might be the only person wearing black.
There he is, like Batman.
Two baby blue teams.
Two powder blue teams playing each other,
and then Brett in just all black.
If anybody sees me, please screen grab it, post it,
tag What's New Pod.
I'd be curious to see.
That'd be fun.
We'll have to bring it up to some of our coworkers
because some of the guys we work with work the games and stuff.
So I'd be like, hey, if you see a guy in all black,
don't be alarmed.
He's super friendly. It's Brett. I'm going like, hey, if you see a guy in all black, don't be alarmed. He's super friendly.
It's Brett. I'm going to be surprised
if they let me in. He's supposed to be there.
I promise. Tyler, you got
anything going on this weekend?
No, just working.
That's all I can think of.
Watching a lot of football. Falcons are doing really good.
My life has definitely improved because of that.
But yeah, I think that's pretty much it.
That's all you need, huh? Honestly, dude, i'm a very simple man with very simple pleasures dude that's all right
eric not really taking halloween stuff down it's been like a couple weekends we've had plans the
last couple weekends so like me and the wife are buckling down and we got some major like revamping
you know baby life is clutter it's all clutter you up for an hour, and then it's just a mess again. Randall, Call of Duty, brother.
Locking in.
No, actually playing some Mother F'ing Cods.
Double XP weekend, you know what I'm saying?
Call of Duty, let's go.
Nice.
I will be real.
Like, me and Randy were playing Call of Duty for about an hour last night,
and it was a time, dude.
It's really fun.
Hell yeah, dude.
I've heard this from so many people lately.
I've been too busy to enjoy the simpler things of life.
Sometimes all you need is just some mother effing team deathmatch.
Hardcore search on COD.
Yeah.
Nice.
Some undue code red.
All right.
Hell yeah.
Break out the Doritos.
Well, this weekend we gave away a bunch of flights and trips to go check out Joe Coy
at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas
this Friday.
So I'll be doing that on Friday.
And then the next day, Saturday,
probably going to pop into UFC headquarters
once again.
And check out some fights there at the Apex.
But on Sunday, this is what I'm going to try
to pull off on Sunday, guys.
You know I love to try to do a bunch of stuff
in one day.
Here's the plan. Who knows if it's going to happen or not, but this. You know I love to try to do a bunch of stuff in one day. All right? So here's the plan.
Who knows if it's going to happen or not,
but this is what we're going to do.
All right.
10 a.m.
Get to SoFi Stadium.
Go to Cosm. Check out the Niners versus Bucks game.
When that ends,
go over to SoFi to see the Chargers.
Maybe Bort.
That would be awesome.
Maybe.
After that,
go back over by Cosm to Sinopolis.
Watch the Red One movie with The Rock.
And Chris Evans.
Oh, nice.
The Santa Claus movie.
And then when that wraps up, go over to the Lakers and check out the Lakers game and then go home.
Can it be done?
If it was anybody else, I'd say no.
You, 100%. Yeah.
And not to loop back to Tyler and Randy being on the wrong mountain,
but we did drive up to Big Bear and back and made it to downtown LA,
shacked Big Chicken, and then go to LA Kings game afterwards.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot about that.
That was all in one day.
You're crazy, Maness.
You can do anything.
I do like to jam pack my schedule.
Unfortunately, being that I am usually on the schedule of other people,
I sometimes run a little bit on the later side.
And a touch of spit of a squirrel.
Dude, like I said, the parade, man.
I was like, I need to channel my inner Menace.
I can make it to the parade and then make it to Santa Monica
and then make it home.
But yeah, there's plenty of hours in the day.
If you just stick to the times that you plan, you you can accomplish a lot you set a time to be there you set a time to
leave you can get a lot of stuff done but this podcast i gotta wrap it up because i have to get
a bunch of stuff done before i leave to vegas so shout out to our friends like joe coy just go to
j-o-k-o-y.com check him out on on tour. He's going to be in a bunch of Woody Show cities.
Shout out to our friend, Gabriel Iglesias, fluffyguy.com.
He is also on tour.
He will also be in a bunch of Woody Show cities.
So check him out.
Check out our friends, Man Kim.
They are a band.
Just go to mankim.com or stream their music wherever you find music.
Make sure you pick up some blankets.
Blankets by Tracy.
It's freaking cold, dude.
I bought some special socks off Amazon the other day
because the studio is so freaking cold here.
And just go to blanketsbytracy.com
or just search blankets by Tracy on Google.
Now, what is happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique, Brett?
Well, you know, it's getting to that season.
It's chilly outside.
Randy's about to put up christmas decorations
maybe this weekend in between call of duty matches people are buying presents menace and what better
than getting a crystal ball sack a beautiful velour crystal ball sack to protect your crystal
balls and your jingle balls this holiday season shasta jeans boutique.com two of us because spooky
or hit the link in my link tree at saint port noise also shout out to the sex with emily podcast
just go to sexwithemily.com or search
sex with Emily. And don't forget, listen to the mothership Monday through Friday on the iHeart
radio app. Just search the Woody show. Just one quick reminder. I will be in Huntington beach
at wild fork foods, Thursday, November 14th from three to 5 PM doing a bunch of giveaways
for theme parks, concerts, Woody show, merch,
football tickets,
and more wild fork foods,
November 14th,
Thursday,
be there in Huntington beach. Then November 19th,
myself and Bort,
we're going to be at raising canes from two to 4.
P.M.
In Norwalk.
So we'll have a bunch of giveaways as well.
And to our people in Irvine,
we are coming Irvine spectrum Wednesday. Pyology. And to our people in Irvine, we are coming. Irvine Spectrum, Wednesday.
Pyology will be there November 20th from 3 to 5 p.m. at Pyology.
Myself and Bort will be there doing a bunch of giveaways as well,
just like the ones at Wild Fork.
So put it down November 20th, 3 to 5 p.m.
I'm laughing because what is up with all these freaking gnats in the studio?
Dude, what the
f is going on did you guys leave food in here or something there's gnats crawling all over my
glasses yeah bro I swear to god well you know the people that I share this room with come on
I don't know but uh Borden has been like shooing away gnats this whole time we're recording and
I'm trying to read this and gnats are crawling there hasn't been a single gnat in the studio
and then all of a sudden the last hour they've just
flocked in here. I don't know where they're from.
I don't know. Just make sure you come meet
up with us. Brett, do you have anything to say before
we leave? God, do I actually have anything to say?
Oh, yeah. You know what, guys? I do have something.
Guys, everything in the world's going to be
alright. Just enjoy your life
day by day. Find something fun
to do. Pick up a Call of Duty or
a Pokemon or go watch a sporting event or go move somewhere
that makes you happy.
Everything's going to be okay.
Stop freaking out.
Go take care of your loved ones and have a great rest of your week.
Yeah.
Randy, do you have anything to say before we leave?
I do.
Big life change coming up.
I am leaving my current role at the NFL and I start a new job next week.
What?
What?
Yeah.
It's crazy.
It starts this upcoming week and I'm really new job next week. What? What? Yeah, it's crazy. It starts this upcoming week, and I'm really excited.
Wow.
Eric, are you saddened by this news?
As many of you know, as everybody listening to this should know,
everybody on this podcast should know,
this isn't the first time Randy's left us high and dry in the middle of the night.
No, I'm just messing with you.
He's on to greener pastures.
I'm excited for him.
I will say, though, we had a little going away thing for him yesterday.
Oh, God.
And watching Randy be the focal point of a large group of people is just,
that's what I'm going to miss.
It's his awkward encounters.
You know how it goes with Randy.
Just telling stories that just nobody understands.
And just watching him flail in social interactions.
He looked into a bag.
They got him like a going away bottle of tequila.
And the number of times he looked into this bag and said, wow, this is really awesome
as like a safety blanket just to get out of awkwardness was just, I sat back and just
watched like a little baby bird learning to fly again.
Because when he does that, it does not come off authentic at all.
So it looks like he's mocking it.
It's very automated.
He's not impressed by it.
And he's disappointed by it wow
he looked in this bag that had a card and a bottle of tequila like seven times wow guys this is
really thank you oh wow this is awesome i don't know what i'm supposed to say i'm sitting there
and i'm like all right well thank you for getting the cupcake and it's just it's been literally this
entire process of like hey i'm leaving has been the most awkward uncomfortable moment of my tenure at the
NFL like even telling Eric that I was leaving I was like Eric uh take a seat please he was talking
like breaking news like someone died yeah it's like my freaking dog got ran over something he's
like I gotta talk to you oh god remember when Randy did that to us when he was leaving the show
he called each one of us to go yeah guys I have something important to talk to you about yeah what
am I supposed to do I don't't know what I'm supposed to do.
No one writes a manual on how to do this. Perhaps the lesson
you should learn on this is do the opposite of what I do.
You will succeed.
That's why you leave during a holiday break like me
so you're just gone into the mist.
Nobody knows and I'm just disappeared.
I'm just picturing Randy
looking back into this gift bag.
He knows the bottle of tequila is in there.
He just opens it up. Oh my God, it's still there.
He just keeps closing it back.
Dude, and people were like,
crack it open.
Let's take a shot.
And then part of me was like,
are you being serious right now?
It was very uncomfortable.
Because the way he does it,
it seems like he's mocking.
Well, it looks like he's looking for something else,
and it's not there.
They just tell him, I'm uncomfortable.
It felt like open mic night
at a comedy store or something.
I'm just like, uh.
You know what they should have done?
They should have given you a farewell roast that you could have done on a podcast to everyone
he worked with.
That would have been good.
That would have been good.
The most comfortable situation I was in and the most articulate I was was on our show,
NFL Daily.
Greg and the host gave me a goodbye thing.
And there's a segment in the back end of the show.
And they gave me a Freddie Freeman jersey that Eric helped get together.
So really awesome.
Really grateful.
I said a few words there and it meant a lot and was really cool.
So I don't feel as bad for abandoning Eric because I know he'll do just fine because he's a stellar young man.
You know what?
He's a great he's a great he's a great little guy.
He's a good guy. All right, Eric. Do you have anything to say before we leave? Bye, man. And you know what? He's a great little guy. He's a good egg.
All right, Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Bye, Randy.
See you later.
All right.
Julie, Andy, do you have anything to say before we leave?
My baby is crying now, so I'll keep it short and sweet.
But one, to go back to your pancakes, your Belgian boys, I do eat them.
I totally forgot.
I get them in a service that i have sent to my
house every week for dinner and um those actually come in there so i give them to a serenity um
and yeah i just wanted to say that but that's it baby to go shut up i know i know all right tyler
you have a thing to say before the uh new disney ride rules the buffet was dope the uh falcons are
good and call of duty's back, life is grand
Can't bring me down, goodbye
You said all that already, anything else means something different
I have nothing else dude, I'm just doubling down
You know what, there is one thing that can bring me down
And his name is Eric, okay
Super awesome thing about the Ducks game
Last thing, they have ducks that fly down
Oh yeah, that was actually pretty good
They're like drone ducks
That ish is lit as F
Oh and one last thing one last thing. Sorry. I think I'm not sure I may have got scammed
But I'm not a hundred percent someone came and painted my curb yesterday and you know, they paid the numbers
Yeah, and he comes up to my door and he goes hey, so we're taking donations. I just painted your curb
Well, first of all, I asked him to paint my curb yeah so um i said okay well i don't i don't have cash on me because he's so showing me all
the money that people gave him he's like well it's 25 i'm like why i don't have cash he goes
well we take checks i'm like i don't have checks well we take zell i'm like zell he's like yeah so
he writes down the number gives it to me and if you i'm gonna write down that you paid me
but if you don't pay me then my boss is gonna get mad and he will take it out of
my paycheck what i'm like bitch kick rocks right it's almost like what the hell was at least painted
out of his paycheck you know i didn't even go look oh my god julianne i don't want to take the money
out of his check but if you don't pay him i'm gonna have to take the money out of his check
you can't do that right you can't take't take money, donation money out of a paycheck?
That is 1,000% not legit.
Okay, so this is what I've gotten out of this entire podcast.
Hey, guys, how you doing?
The rest of us, hey, cool, we're living life, you know, doing our thing, having fun.
Julianne, oh, I got scammed.
There's domestic violence going on at my house, dude.
What is happening in this podcast? guys listen to this so i go i back out of my driveway like
three hours later because i'm going to go get felicity from school and i see the guy like at
my neighbor's house and he starts waving his arms in the air and points at his at his paperwork and
he's like showing me like the money sign and i'm like
okay okay and i just drive off i call my stepdad i'm like is this real like i feel like this i'm
gonna scan like i don't want to send him money two seconds into your story i know it's not real
he's all he's all did he give you any paperwork no he's like then don't pay him. Here's another thing. But I paid him. But I paid him.
I paid him.
I paid him.
I did.
I went on Zelle, and I said, next time, ask before you paint someone's curb.
That's what I did. Check your curb.
I would say, f*** you.
Here's $0.25.
He's like, here's $25, whatever.
Dude, I would have said, no, dude.
I'm going to punt your ass to a hopper.
Get the hell out of my yard.
That's like the people that start washing
your windows and then asking you for money.
Which is coming back, by the way.
Oh, I saw it.
I saw it in MacArthur Park. This is like from the 80s
where random guys are at a
stoplight and they start washing your windows.
I got caught in a parking lot the other day.
Are you serious? I know. Really?
I had that happen at a long red light
trying to get on the 5 freeway at 11 p.m.
This guy comes out and is washing my window.
Did you pay him?
Yeah.
I did not pay him.
I told him to go kick rocks, try LA County.
It's Tyler.
He's not paying him.
But I think they've given up on selling candy, and now they're back to washing windows.
Oh, yeah.
I'm moving to Orange County, so enjoy this.
Yeah.
Enjoy Los Angeles.
All right.
What just happened
at the end of this podcast?
And see people say,
why listen to the end
of the podcast?
This is why.
It went an extra 15 minutes
on Julianne
and being scammed.
I cannot believe
you haven't even looked
at your curb yet.
I know.
Okay.
That's so dumb.
I'm going to send you guys
a picture of my curb
after we've painted
the wrong address.
I guarantee you that the doors are messed up.
Yeah.
I hope so that we can post this.
And another thing, this is why I don't answer my door.
Ever.
For anybody.
He sounded like my father-in-law, and I opened up the door thinking it was him.
Julian.
I didn't even think to peek out the door.
Never answer the door.
Never.
Never.
It is the year of our Lord, 2024, and you do not have a ring camera?
What are you doing?
I do have a ring camera, but I need to charge it.
And you don't use it, clearly.
I need to charge it.
It's dead.
I answer the door and then cut people off before they even have a second to say a word.
I usually do that, but I didn't this time.
No, you know what I do?
I open up my ring, and I go, who dis?
Nah, dog.
Bounce.
I make it sound like it's a
trap house.
Like
Macaulay Culkin.
I have some beachfront property in Wisconsin.
I'd love to sell you.
Well, thank you
for listening to this podcast.
We'll see you next week.