What's New Podcast - Party With Us May 13th, Vegas Gronk Party, Margaritaville Cruise, Stagecoach & More!

Episode Date: May 6, 2022

On this episode we talk about Partying With Us May 13th, Vegas Gronk Party, Margaritaville Cruise, Stagecoach & More!

Hey, what's up everybody? Thank you for checking out the What's New pod. Before we get started, just remember, we're going to be doing a live recording at Morongo Casino, May 13th, and you're invited. You can come on by. We're going to record the podcast from four to five, and then from five to six, we're just going to hang out at the bar with everybody. We have a ton of giveaways for you. So if you like free stuff and you'd like to hang on a Friday with with us we'll see you at morongo casino may 13th now let's start the podcast what's new what's new with menace what's up everybody and welcome to another edition of what's new pod i am menace i'm

joined by borch aka brett he's an audio expert and syndication expert with the woody show boring show that you can hear across the united states and around the world on afn hello he has an assistant his assistant's name is eric what's up we also have julianne who is from the booker and striker show on alt 987 in los angeles hi and don't forget join us live from houston texas that'd be tyler aka heavy T from the Sean Salisbury show, a morning sports radio show. What is up? Heavy T. Now, I was going to dip into something else, but Eric seems super annoyed right now, so I'm going to dip into

that. What is wrong, Eric? What do you mean what's wrong? You give me like a, you know, we have Eric here and then just like, hey, what's up? You okay? I don't know. Maybe because he came to work today with yogurt in a mason jar. Julianne was ripping me earlier. You see my breakfast.

What do I eat when I come to work? He's usually like in a dark corner, like munching on something. Honestly, I don't even know what it is. She gave me a bunch of crap because I brought my yogurt in a little mason jar. And she's like, what are you, 80? And I'm like, and then she started giving me crap because it wasn't flavored right. And I'm like, no, I'm not a child. I don't eat yogurt or go-gurt.

What the hell you drink? He said, what do you want it to be? And I said, I don't like a regular yogurt cup, like a Yoplait cup. He goes, I'm not a child. Yeah, because, you know, obviously Julianne's rich and she could afford to buy as many Yoplait cups as she wants. She doesn't have to buy her stuff in bulk. She's got go-gurt money, apparently. Yeah, the rest of us have to buy our yogurt in bulk and space it out.

I didn't realize that was a poor person thing if I buy in bulk. I thought it was a smart person thing. It's smart and poor. Well, I apologize to all the listeners because we haven't been putting out podcasts for the past two weeks because we've had a couple situations.

Two weeks ago, we had a station meeting that ran super long we didn't record one and then i took off to vegas i checked out this new building that's right next to area 15 it's super cool it's called illuminarium now it's like 360 video and eric i was thinking about you not sexually the entire time because that's a lie one of the experiences was an African safari. And it's real footage. It's not CGI or anything like that. They actually went to Africa and shot this video footage that you couldn't see anywhere else.

They went and shot silverback gorillas that are super protected. And not a lot of people get opportunities to get near these things. And they shot the video. And it's incredible. You see it. You can smell the smells and they shot the video and it's incredible you see it you can smell the smells that they like when they shot it the ground vibrates it's an incredible experience okay so it sounds like a real life like acid trip but you're in the safari it's funny because definitely for air i was sending you guys some clips in the in the group chat and i think brett had the perfect

response but i don't know if you're being like negative towards it or positive towards it i thought it was actually a positive response saying oh there goes zoos you're gonna have this 360 experience which people give crap to zoos all the time because the animals are locked up i think this would be a great experience because you actually get to see it smell it hear it feel, but the animals aren't locked up. Yeah, it wasn't a crappy response. It was more of like a, you know, end of times. Hey, guys, wait until all the animals are gone,

and this is the zoo we're going to have. So it was more of like a futuristic point of, we're not going to have animals, so this is the best we're going to get. Enjoy it. Well, you know, this is going to be it. It was a crappy response. I mean, it's crappy because that's the way the world's going to go, but it's also like this is a good way to preserve nature so we can see them

one day in like 20 years. Like, hey guys, remember animals? Do you remember rhinos? My mind didn't go to all the animals are dead. My mind went to, hey, actually that is a good comment. The animals can still go live and be free, and then you can still

experience it. I don't see that happening. However, I do see it being like the animals are gone and that's why they're using it because people are they're dicks they're going to kill animals anyways they're going to go extinct um but it would benefit especially for like think star trek like holodeck where you walk into this room it becomes wherever you want so think about if people are living on the moon if they're living on mars that when we terraform it hopefully soon they're living on space stations. This will be their only way of experiencing animals and actual Earth nature.

And to record it now because they could be gone in thousands of years. At least we have it now, though. So that could be cool. So that's what I was doing in Vegas that weekend. And then, guys, again, thought about you. I wish you were with me. The NFL draft, dude, was so dope. You got Tyler on this one.

You got Tyler saying you lived out one of his dreams. Yeah. For reals, dude. I've always wanted to go to an NFL draft in person. On top of that, it's the NFL draft in Vegas. Now, the only thing about it that sucks is that, obviously, it wasn't at the main stage that was on the water of the Bellagio or whatever it was because the winds were super high so i i get that everybody thought you know the thing would blow over so they go to the secondary stage i have no idea where the

secondary stage was well none of the players did either when they got picked if you're watching the nfl draft the players will get picked and they didn't know which way to walk and they didn't really have any handlers either to take them to the stage. But that part was pretty funny. The part that I thought that was terrible was the number one draft pick because he had zero response.

Dude, you're the number one draft pick and not even as family. It was just like silence just staring into the camera. You get the players that break down and cry. You get the families that tackle people. But then, yeah, who was it? Trayvon.

What was his name, Tyler? Trayvon Walker. Trayvon Walker, yeah. But yeah, he was just... Maybe it was because the Jaguars picked him. I found out some info as to why he didn't celebrate. Apparently, a couple days before the draft, this dude got in a car accident

and was super, super sore from everything. He was just not moving. Yeah, I mean, you can still speak, but he's just not moving. His family didn't get in a car accident. That's true, I guess. But still, they're probably like, hey, maybe it would be weird if we overly celebrate and our son is just sitting here on the couch doing nothing.

Become like an instant millionaire. I don't know, it was stupid because I thought it was hilarious because the next day, you know, you have your 70th round pick and there's guys just bawling. Yeah. Well, if you think about it, those are the guys that are going to break down because they don't know if they're going to get

drafted. If they're getting drafted on day one, they know they're going to get drafted. Maybe not if they don't go on day one. They know they're going to get picked. But if you get to Sunday or Saturday, the third day, round six, round four, five, seven, those are guys that are literally hanging on to hope. And you get called in the last 20 picks,

that's life-changing, and you didn't even know if it was going to happen. Yeah, you're either going to end up at the car dealership or you're going to be in the NFL. Right, yeah. Hopefully that communication degree goes a little far in life. Let's say you were one of the last to be picked.

What would be your contracts then? I mean, it wouldn't be in the millions, right? No, no. The basic contract is what, like 100? Six figures. But that's the thing, though. You're not guaranteed if you're at that point. These first rounders, they're going to sign a contract

before they even go to training camp. These sixth, seventh rounders, they've got to still earn a spot, but they're getting a chance to earn a spot at least. You know what was wild? I also got to experience Gronk's beach party. You're burying the lead, dude. F these millionaire teenage kids coming out of college. How was the beach party? Oh my God.

I saw air thrusting i saw drinks okay i'll i'll keep it real i had a discussion i talked to somebody that was gonna put me on the list for the party i did talk to sea bass and i said hey i'm getting on this list that might be like vip right do you want to be on it and then he's like i don't know because it would be a vip list from somebody that's connected to the hotel and if i go there and i record some stuff that might be perceived as negative that's not cool plus you want to be out in the debauchery with all the people for for the content yeah so i get there i'm not on the list at all and i go oh crap okay here we go but that's my life right there man that's, man. That's very typical of us dealing with events.

We're not on the list. Or we're not given the access that we said we're going to be given. So I make a call. Finally, I get on the list. And they hand me this band. This band is a gold band. I don't see anybody else wearing this band. It's the rarest color yeah they go

yeah just go walk backstage it is all access i could walk anywhere i want during this party band i go backstage it is all open bar open bar everything top shelf open bar tyler there was a freezer full of ice cream every Every ice cream you can think of. Yes. You can just grab it. There's people walking around with plates of food, just like huge egg rolls, like cups full of them. You just grab them.

You can just eat them. And then so I go, huh, I wonder how far I can go with this band. I can walk on stage with this band. No. So that's why I go to the side of the stage and gronk is standing there that's why i just hit up gronk and be like hey dude let's uh record a video and and i stood there the entire time you see my video yeah i'm like standing there with the chain smokers recording the whole time his brothers are super wasted they're coming and talking to me i don't

even have to talk to them bro hey what's up, man? Did you tell them who you work for? No. They're just talking to me. Get out of here. To be honest, it was one of the best parties I've been to in a really long time. It looked wild.

It looked like it, yeah. Russell Westbrook was there. At first, past the videos you were sending us on the group message, I didn't notice him. And then I saw the one, I'm like, wait a minute,

because he looks so small next to Gronk. Gronk towers over him. And Russell Westbrook's an NBA player and he's not a tiny dude. But you don't really, you focus on Gronk because he looks so small next to Gronk. And like Russell Westbrook's an NBA player and he's not a tiny dude, but you don't really, you focus on Gronk because he's a head and shoulder above everybody else in the video.

Oh crap, that's Russell Westbrook. Just an effing NBA player for the Lakers just casually next to Menace hanging out. So I don't care where the next Gronk party is. You're going. I'm going. Kansas City is next draft, right? Yes.

We gotta go. We have to go. I'm going. Kansas City is the next draft, right? Yes. We gotta go. We have to go. I mean, we have a station there. Does this take place after August or before August? It's a whole season from now. The next draft. Oh, the next draft. Okay, sorry. Sorry, sorry. Okay, gotcha. But Gronk parties, they're just like whenever there's

a big NFL event. I was going to say, is it festival like now? It just kind of follows along. So I'm assuming they might have, well, I mean, Pro Bowl maybe. I don't know if they have one during the Pro Bowl. How does Gronk survive if he has like constant parties though, right? Isn't he kind of trying to stay in shape to play again? He might play again. He has announced it, right?

Is he drinking the entire time? Yeah. He's turning up. His brother, Glenn, who I talk to to the most he took his muscle and he put a bottle on top of his muscle and then was able to like crash flex and that's his whole colgan and drink out of the bottle that's the thing about that family dude is they're all just meatheads one dad was turning up like one is just more meatier than the other one just drink it's like you watch these documentaries revolving around that family. And Rob Gronkowski is obviously the most successful one.

But they were all football players. They were all, they just grew up. They were a family full of dudes and they just wrestle and party. The moms turning up. Everything. It was super fun. Some of the stories that came out of when he went to U of A, Arizona, like their party house apparently was the thing.

Like he said, like we would clear hallways down this house and make it into a slip and slide out the back door. Some of the stories you hear around their house. Sounds so fun. I need to party with him. It sucks that I like him so much because he just destroyed the Bills so many times when he played them. He's a Buffalo guy.

He's from Buffalo. Went and played for the Patriots and just crapped on the Bills for like 10, 11 years. It's who he is as a person true it's look it's super hard to hate gronk i hate tom brady i hate the patriots i hate all of boston with every fiber of my being and the passion of a thousand sons but i actually love rock this is cool his he's just like dumb laugh that he has it's like oh man yeah he was cool he was super nice so that was just like dumb laugh that he has. It's like, oh, man. Yeah, he was cool. He was super nice.

So that was just like a week. I'm talking about my past two weeks. So that was probably like a week and a half in. And then, Julianne. Yes. Oh, boy. I got up at like four in the morning, left Vegas at five in the morning. And then I landed in Palm Springs, California.

And what did you do there? I left Palm springs and i drove to indio california to stagecoach yes yes he did dude so stagecoach it has a totally different layout than coachella everything that i've been that's what i've been saying bro everything i've been told about hey they just leave the stages up after coachella and then they just like rebrand it is a total lie they totally change everything around and it is a turn up Julianne would be blacked out yes first day first half of the day first quarter of the day yeah until the last day I'll tell you what so I went into the uh the t-mobile tent and they

had a tabletop there right and all the tabletops you could plug in your phone and charge your phone so i went in there and i plugged in my phone and i'm waiting for spicy nacho this group of people came by and said hey can we stand here with you super cool like we all started chopping up where we were from and all this kind of stuff and i was just thinking i go if i was standing at this tabletop and i was at coachella no one would talk to me of course not no they're too cool but this country festival everybody's there just to have a good time and the food's awesome again the people are awesome you can bring your own chair which it was an experience luckily i i was given some chairs you just park your chair

wherever you want during the festival and then you can you don't have to carry it around with you you just can come back and that that'll still be there that'll be your kick it spot for the day oh dude you leave that in any other festival that's done snap it up gone throw it my chair now they won't even use it they'll just like break it or like just kind of throw it somewhere just because that chair is not being used but you can put like a bunch of chairs in a circle and just hang out with their friends it was cool i have a lot of friends that go to i mean julianne could speak firsthand experience but that's all what i always see it's like i see like a progression of a day it's like oh buddy one is very drunk oh buddy one is passed out in the middle of the

field in the concert oh buddy one is he's alive again and then oh he's drunk again it's like this is happening in the festival. You don't see that. You can't go in and out like you can do at Coachella. No, you're confined to like some caged area. Yeah, like animals. But with stagecoach, walk anywhere you want, do whatever you want, drink whatever you want. This guy, one of our friends was telling me he pulled out this bottle out of his boot and he was like drinking with his girlfriend and then put the bottle back in.

One of the things about Coachella versus Stagecoach is the clientele knows how to camp way better for Stagecoach. Stagecoach people. All RVs. Campers, RV glamping. Coachella, dirty tent camping. They know. Stagecoach crowd knows what the hell to do with the camper.

That's because they camp all the time. Like me and all my friends, we camp all the time. They have RVs. Like it's just something that they do like the summer and the winter. So when they have a big, huge festival like this, it's like, boom, they already know what to do. And I have a friend who went and they brought their spa. What? Yeah.

Like water, jacuzzi? Yes. Yes. Right outside of their rv she had set up her and her husband set up the spa and she was just sitting in there drinking and um posting stories the whole time and i'm like damn it i go to coachella or was showering under a spigot and she has a jacuzzi in the campground and as i was there i kind of made the observation where it makes sense, where Tyler dabbles in the country music. Thank you.

Thank you. I saw some guys that kind of look like Tyler and they were with some decent looking ladies. That's what I'm saying. These are women that are full of themselves. Dude, straight up like Tyler looking dudes walking around. But they have money. With eights. But they have money. I don't know. That is part of it. Look, that is part of it. These guys eights. But they have money.

That is part of it. You guys don't look like they're CEOs. They could run maybe an ATV store or something. They don't show it. Maybe they just find them funny and amusing and they get drunk and do stupid stuff. Stagecoach kind of tells you there are blue collars

so they grind. Sometimes you get in those unions. They make a little money. There's a lot of those Edison people, the linemen. They make a crap ton of money. And they love their country. And Tyler just moved to the epicenter. He's like, F California, you Coachella bitches.

I'm going to Texas. I know. But honestly, that's part of it. All these chicks who go to Coachella and everything, it's a night and day difference with the people who go to Stagecoach. The people who go to Coachella, they're definitely more of the stuck up, don't come near me kind of crowd. The people who go to Stagecoach, super friendly, super talkative, really chill people.

It's nice. All right. Switching subjects, though. If you want to see everything that I was talking about from these events, you can go to my Instagram, at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E. I posted a bunch of videos. But I did communicate with Julianne a couple times when I was popping in and out of the station in the past couple weeks.

And every single time I talked to Julianne, guess what she talked about? My kooka is broken. She was like, I'm going to say it's got to be something about being pregnant. My vagina is broken. That's her intro, right? Her intro is, hey, Julianne, hey, the baby's burping. Hey, the baby's something. The baby's

farting. The baby's burping. It's not me. Every time I walked in, she's talking to one of her co-workers it's about vagina i called her she's like oh i'm about to go to like some rehab place for my vagina yeah but i okay save it for the podcast i don't know is your vagina okay so people leave people ask me daily how are you feeling how are you feeling so you know i feel good except for my vagina hurts it's like what yeah my vagina hurts i have to go to physical therapy. Physical therapy?

Yes. Are you leaking the baby? Is it popping out? No, no, no. So it was hurting. It was sore. And I was like, what is going on down there? Like, this did not happen with Felicity.

This baby, though, is so much bigger than Felicity. I could just tell. I'm heavier than before and everything. But anyway, so actually today was my very first day of physical therapy. How does that work? So I told my doctor, I said, wait, you're going to sign me up for physical therapy. What do I go in there and say? My vagina hurts. How are you going to fix it? And my doctor's face was like turning red because he was so embarrassed. He didn't know how to respond to me. He's like, I'm not the physical therapist,

so I don't really know. I don't have a vagina. I don't know. He's like, here's a number for a male escort. That's your therapy. I don't know. He'll fix it up. So yeah, but anyway, so I went in today

and he had me doing like yoga poses. He's like, okay, do downward dog. I'm like, I don't do yoga. Like that means nothing to me. Show me what that is. So he had me like my ass was in the air. I'm on all fours. You do a downward doggy. Like that means nothing to me. Show me what that is. So he had me like my ass was in the air. I'm on all fours.

You do a downward doggy. The therapy person is both dudes. They asked me, what do you prefer to have? I said, I don't care if it's a guy, girl. I don't care who it is. Just I need to see somebody now because my vag hurts. And so they're like, okay. So I went in there. So what's happening is, ladies, there's a bone down there and it's not your actual vagina bone. What it is, it's your hips that connect

and it's called your pubic synthesis. And you have a ligament in between where your hips meet. And so when you're pregnant, you release these toxins called relaxin. So it relaxes your hips so that the baby can make way through your hips out into the world. So anyways, when women strain too much or do too much activity, then they can— What kind of activity are you doing? Well, it ain't Kevin, let me tell you that. And it ain't Kevin. Let me tell you that. And it ain't myself either. But yeah, so he just like, mine was just straight from cleaning.

Other women do it from like overexerting themselves by exercising. So some women can end up in walkers because of this and some women can- Are you serious? Yeah, or they can have surgery on their damn hips. If my fiance, when we have a kid, and she gets in a walker,

I'm taking credit for it. I'm kid and she gets in a walker, I'm taking credit for it. I'm saying I put her in a walker. Sorry, guys. Hell yeah, man. Sorry, guys. You know what's up, right? You know what's up. That's me.

You know what time it is. Or my baby, but that's me. So I was on all fours today, like lifting my leg up in the air. And he was having me like butterfly my legs while I'm on my back. Did you rip a fart?

no but I had to fart one time and I was like oh shoot come on Julian just suck it in and I did luckily so he gave me a bunch of exercises to help my vagina bone not hurt so bad just forget it you know one person not doing yoga is definitely Tyler but I see

you would be correct I see that you're out and about now you're back in the ballparks again you're posting a lot on social media now that baseball season's back in order um starting to go out and about a little bit more definitely helped that two of my friends literally moved into my uh my apartment complex into the building next door so i've been going out with them a little bit and you know i'm trying to i'm trying not not to not necessarily work as much but i'm trying to take a little bit like more me time trying to get out there and maybe just not sleep as much all day because i mean i am exhausted you know some days but be more it's nice to just i mean yeah it's nice to just go out, be more active, and just do stuff.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Because all work will literally kill you. Thank you. When you go home, you're going to be like, oh, okay. I didn't do anything. Yeah, exactly. So be like me and be like Brent.

Go outside. Yes. Now, I've been in a daze for two weeks. Eric, did you go to a game or no? I know you're hyped. The last two weeks? No, I don't think so. Dodgers are back? I don't know. No know you're hyped. The last two weeks? No, I don't think so. Dodgers are back?

I don't know. No, you don't. The only reason I'm bringing it up because I want to ask you if you and I can't stop thinking about it. You sat in that special section where you get

all you can eat. I want to do it. Oh, the out in the outfield, the all you can eat hot dogs? Yeah, dude. I mean, again, it's not I don't want to hype

you up too much. It's not like you're going down there and you're getting like five star buffet, wind status, cosmopolitan again, it's not, I don't want to hype you up too much. It's not like you're going down there and you're getting like five star, you know, buffet, wind status,

cosmopolitan buffet. You're getting, you know, boiled hot dogs and nachos from Dodger stadium. But honestly, if like I took a hot dog and I walked away and you go back in line and I got back in like, I can get another hot dog.

Yeah. And it cost you $50. How many? I do. I don't know, bro. Cause when I went, this was a long time ago, when I went,

one of my friends, his girlfriend brought in her purse and she made sure it was a big ass purse. Bro, we filled this thing with 20-25 hot dogs. That's so trashy. Alright, you guys want some food news? Yes.

Alright, food news. SpaghettiOs and a streetwear designer have collaborated to change up the label. I never ate SpaghettiOs when I was a kid. I was never really into it. I wasn't allowed to. Are you guys all in on that? I probably have had SpaghettiOs within the last year of my life. Not even going to lie, dude.

I occasionally will go down the SpaghettiOs aisle with a pasta aisle or whatever, and I want to pick up two, three cans and randomly eat them on a rainy day. If I had to pick, I would say Brett and Tyler are SpaghettiO guys. When I ate meat, yeah. Yeah, dude, I would buy them

when I used to work in the same, the old building that Eric worked at as well. Dude, I stocked up. I just had cans of spaghettios and stuff in there and that's my lunch every day you know i wasn't allowed i wasn't allowed to eat spaghettios but my mom allowed us to have ravioli is like what the heck was the difference the better brand yeah that whole yeah exactly that whole brand that branch of chef way rd you know ravioli spaghettios sp SpaghettiOs with meatballs. Oh, yeah.

That was college living right there, man. SpaghettiOs, man, when they started doing the different characters and stuff, you had like Super Mario ones, Batman ones, Rugrats. Every single Nicktoon had one. Pokemon. Brilliant. Real talk, though. The last time I had SpaghettiOs, I think I was

10. You were way too high for something that you had 20 years ago, dude. If I was a betting man, I'd be like, oh, SpaghettiOs. Nah, you know what? On a rainy day specifically, I have one go-to meal.

Give me a grilled cheese and a can of Campbell's tomato soup and I'm good to go. Yes, me too. Rainy day, everyday grilled cheese. Alright, in other food news, and I'm slipping on this one because i've been in such a daze in the past two weeks this is already all news to a couple people but one of my favorite restaurants din tai fang is coming to downtown disney you know yeah now din tai fang it's a dumpling restaurant they have one location inside the aria Yeah. Now, Din Tai Fung. I was going to say, you're going to have to enlighten me. What is that?

It's a dumpling restaurant. They have one location inside the Aria. I mean, they have locations everywhere, but they have one inside the Aria in Las Vegas, and they have one in Glendale right here that I go to once in a while. And these dumplings are straight fire, and now they're going to have it in downtown Disney. I'm super excited.

Everyone's been making fun of me in the studio. Nothing new. Because they're gonna have it in downtown disney i'm super excited everyone's been making fun of me in the studio nothing why because they're like oh you got you got din tai fung in glendale 15 minutes away from where i'm standing right now cool but din tai fung and having access to disney in the same day pretty freaking cool also i'm a big supporter of fun places at other fun places it's fun to go to other places you know if you like staying in like staying in but i just don't get the fact that like people get weirded out by people driving places to go eat i regularly go out of my way 25 30 minutes just because it's at a better location oh yeah oh yeah there is a uh mexican food spot a small chain there's one nearby i will never go there again.

They have ruined me so many times. But there's one on the west side of the San Fernando Valley that I have to drive 20 plus minutes to. Oh, I'm going there all the time now. It's fine. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I'm holding in a lot of aggression. I just would never go out and eat by myself.

That's where I draw the line. But what if you're already out and then you have food there? Then I'd take it to go. Yeah. Yeah. I don't eat by myself. Me, you, and Greg. There's some places I'll eat at by myself, and there's Then I take it to go. I don't eat by myself. There's some places I'll eat at by myself and there's some I'll just eat in my car.

I don't go out if I'm by myself. I don't see a point in wasting money on myself eating out. I just make a sandwich. It's just me that's done that? You're a loner. Honestly, I've gone out to eat by myself within the last six months alone

you have sex by yourself too went to a movie by myself went to a rockets game by myself literally yesterday went to an astros game by myself it was nice dude it's cool i more i mean i think i can do all the event stuff by myself because then i lie to myself say that I'm working, getting content. But I don't know. Like in the restaurant setting, I think maybe because I was I was traumatized after college because I didn't move away from college. I would commute to college, which sucked. So I still live in my hometown and all my friends.

I'm telling you, like a majority of them all moved away to different states to go to school nobody lived by and one of my birthdays i spent my birthday alone at a sushi restaurant so i think i'm traumatized by you gotta remember you are your you gotta remember you are your own biggest fan bro that's what makes it go oh yeah tyler i can't be like feeling myself 24-7 like you do. Bro, look, honestly, when I moved away, I suddenly became so full of myself because I'm like, man. Now Tyler's like, you can't take me down. I'm heavy-t. You know what I say? You cowards can't stop me.

You didn't sit in a room with him all day long. I did. This guy has the most self-confidence I've ever seen in anybody. And nobody loves Tyler more than Tyler. I don't know. I've spent a lot of time with Tyler. And there's nothing wrong with that. Good for you.

Dude, when Kendrick Lamar said, I love myself, he was talking about me, bro. I'll be straight up. Okay, now you're pushing it. Exactly. See, I told you a thousand times more. I take back what I said. Oh, he's a bridge too far.

A bridge too far. It burns him while he's on it, man. You know me. I'm the biggest Krispy Kreme hater of life. Oh, God. Me too. The most overrated donut. Preach.

I don't understand why people go crazy for it. Preach. But. It's too much. I did see one item that I might give a chance. It's the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Donuts that they now have available. I think I'm in on that. Because I go so hard for Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is good. So do I. I love it. All in, all out. I'm all in. I love Krispy Kreme that because I go so hard for cinnamon toast crunch so do I all in all out I love Krispy Kreme too I would try it I don't get the hate I think because I like cake donuts more than

whatever Krispy Kreme is you're eating air and it's thin it's liquid sugar that takes away the negative of donuts. The problem with donuts is you eat two or three, and then you're overly full. I love that. So you're telling me I could basically eat air, and at the same time, it has the filling

of a donut? So I get to eat a donut and basically feel thin? Whatever you want to say, Tyler. I wouldn't say feel thin. Look, I'll eat the Krispy Kreme, but I'm not a huge fan. If I might go get a cinnamon toast crunch one i'm going to voodoo donut i knew you were gonna say that oh that's true that's so good speak on it hell yeah all right staying on the donut tip duncan donuts has released a cornbread

donut yes yes yes i love me some cornbread son and i think i think I'm going to try it. I don't know. I don't like cornbread. What? I know. Get the F out of here, you freaking biatch. You are a horrible white person. Leave. I'm sorry. Real talk. Real talk.

The steakhouse by my place. Yeah. The steakhouse by my place, jalapeno cheddar cornbread. Oh, my God, dude. So good. Fre my god, dude. So good. Freaking naked right now. Usually when I eat cornbread, it's got to be with some chili or something. I need cornbread

with just the butter on it, some honey. It's so dry. Butter and honey, yeah. I'll make love to it. There's like three Dunkin' Donuts down the street. Let's go. Let's find it. When's it come out, Menace? It's allegedly out already. Let's go. Oh, hell it. When does it come out, Menace? It's allegedly out already. Let's go. Oh, hell yeah.

Now. If cornbread was nice and soft like angel cake. It is when it's fresh, yeah. I don't know. You're getting some bad cornbread. Maybe. Crunchy cornbread or something. I don't know.

You don't know what's up. Give me some good cornbread then, guys. All right. This is kind of food news because they have food available at all these locations. And I've almost stayed at the resorts that they have multiple times. Margaritaville. Yes. Yes.

Love it. Speaking my language. Margaritaville has launched Margaritaville Cruises. Yes. It's five o'clock somewhere. Hell yeah. And Julianne has already been pre-banned. Pre-banned from going on these cruises. Oh my God.

I'll go for you. Julianne. Were they here when that story, when that happened to me? Were they a part of the team? I don't know. I don't think so. Do you guys know that Julianne was cut off on a cruise one time? No, I didn't know that.

This is pre-me. Yeah, that's what I thought. This is when she was working with us. I mean, I've been here five plus years and I haven't heard this. I think it was like not too long after I started with you guys. So Julianne, explain. I went on a cruise with my family and we were all out Friday night drinking, watching the comedy show.

Kevin went back early. So then I decided I wanted to go back an hour after him. And I thought I was at my room. So I'm banging on the door. Kevin, open the door. Open. Then I start crying because he's not opening the door. And I'm just now I slid.

So the door is to my back and I'm banging opening the door and i'm just now i slid so that the the door is to my back and i'm banging on the door with my fist open the door kevin why aren't you opening that door and then someone peeks her head out and they're like are you sure you have the right room like yes i have the right room and i didn't have the right room kevin peeks his head out sees me from down the hallway he's like babe, babe, I'm over here. Oh, damn. I do remember this. Oh, no.

Oh, no. So then I go into my room. And the next morning, I see a little piece of paper slide underneath the door. And it ended up them telling me that I was making a big ruckus and blah, blah, blah. And I have to go talk to the security in the morning. You got sent to the principal's office on a cruise? Yeah. And I didn't believe it. So I went to the bar and I said,

hey, can you do me a favor and swipe my card and see what it says? He's like, sure. So he swiped it and he goes, oh yeah, you're cut off until you get back from Mexico. Like, damn! How much more of the trip did you have? Like how much longer of the trip did you have?

It was, so you know when you leave on a Friday and then you dock and you get off to go to Mexico, they wanted to see me. So it was Friday night, Saturday morning. So much of the cruise left. Yeah. But they said, go out, have fun in Mexico. But when you come back from Mexico, we want to interview you because we want to see how

you're doing. They want to make sure I wasn't wasted. And so I was blitzed when I came back. I was going to send you for failure. Go to Mexico and then we're going to talk to you. And I can imagine Julianne like, I paid a lot of

money for this. No, I didn't. I was like, I was trying not to laugh the whole time. I'm like, just talking to you. I feel fine. I only had three. And yeah. I actually had that. Oh, God. And yeah. I actually had that happen to me before at a hotel where I started banging on the door when I was drunk

and I was totally on the wrong floor. I've done that too. And the security came and got me. I've done it too. So I was on a trip with a group of friends and we were in separate rooms and we were trying to prank the second room. So we're banging on this door,

banging on this door, banging on this door, banging, banging, banging. And we were trying to prank the second room so we banging on this door banging on this door banging on this door banging banging banging and we were gonna flip the room so the second the door opens we're gonna push our way in yeah so door opens push our way into the wrong room it was some family dude no joke no joke like screaming screaming bro and then they were screaming. And we got out and ran out of the room. It was bad, bro. It was bad, dude. Like, no joke. Like, we low-key broke into their room and scared a family and ran away. Like, it was bad.

It was bad. Eric is also pre-banned from the Margaritaville group. That was the second time I pushed my way into the wrong room. That's the second time. I did an apartment complex in my buddy's house in Northridge. You're lucky you didn't get killed. Long hallways, they're confusing. They are. They're so confusing.

We pulled one of my girlfriends out of the shower just to prank her so she was butt naked. We threw her in a sleeping bag and then we dragged her all the way up and down the hallways in the elevator, left her in there and ran away. So she had to like hobble back. That's kidnapping.

That's what happened on the real world. Somebody got kicked off. Really? Oh, yeah. That was real world LA. Oh, speaking of the real world, real quick. I've been watching these real world reunions. They're awesome.

They're on Paramount Plus. And now they're doing these real world reunions. They're awesome. They're on Paramount Plus. And now they're doing the real world New Orleans. And it's 20 years later. And now that it's fully on streaming, it's completely uncensored. Oh, really? Completely. They swear on it. And you see everything.

You hear everything, like all the stuff behind the scenes with the producers and all that kind of stuff. And they went out and partied in new orleans and when i talk about uncensored this is something i i don't even recall seeing on streaming or television ever is this chick getting back to the house full-on just barfing everywhere and you see the barf oh geez like you see full-on barf on the ground One of the girls goes to help her. She steps in barf and they go, when have you actually saw real barf on TV or streaming? I can't even think of it.

I think that's like a bodily fluid thing that you should try to stray away from. It's crazy. Yeah. It made me think of that. I don't like how wild everything is. Yeah, dude. Wait. So moral of the story is you're planning a trip for all of us, right?

You're going to get the hookups through Gronk, right? I don't. Get us those gold wristbands. Does Gronk have a cruise one? I thought he did. Oh, yeah, he had a cruise one. Yeah, Seabass went on it. That's right.

That's right. Okay, so here's the thing. I would love to party that hard with you guys, but it can't be like we got hooked up to go there like we would have to pay our own way because if we got hooked up to go there we'd have to be and we got that wild we'd be in a lot of trouble uh what if they wanted us to be that wild there's some places that like that but i'll tell you i'll tell you a situation. This is the type of thing that I'm afraid of.

So the movie, what was it? It was a movie about Pearl Harbor that was coming out. It had Ben Affleck in it, right? Pearl Harbor. It's called Pearl Harbor. So I have some radio friends who got flown out there, first class, put up in a fancy-ass hotel room, and they partied so hard, and they were supposed to go to Pearl Harbor to go watch the movie.

They partied so hard that they didn't even show up. They got in so much freaking trouble for that that the station lost a ton of money, not only for that event, but but continuing because the company that booked with the radio station they did not continue spending money with the company at all oh no i'd go to everything i'd fight through that hangover i'd go yeah i'm a trooper that's the kind of stuff that i if we're gonna part if we're gonna go that hard that's something we're gonna have to do on our own dime why don't we practice up until we go oh yeah guys we need to get a small mini yacht and start practicing on that bring pasties for me and nacho and tyler and tyler movies and tyler tyler what are your

thoughts on the director of fast and Furious 10 quitting over Vin Diesel? Okay, so honestly, I honestly believe it. Because you're very passionate about Fast and Furious. I am. I'm a Fast and Furious connoisseur, you may say. No, but we heard what happened when The Rock left. Supposedly him and Vin Diesel couldn't get along. And now you have the director.

I want to say it's Justin Lin. Now he's leaving and it came out that apparently Vin Diesel's not showing up remembering his lines, which is stupid because all he says is, I got family through the whole damn movie. So he has three words he has to memorize but apparently he's showing up super out of shape too and I'm like, honestly,

kind of sounds like Vin Diesel's maybe a dick. So you think? He's off the rails or something's going on. Do you think he shows up out of shape? Yeah, that's what the thing said, that he shows up out of shape. Yeah. So I'm just thinking, you know, maybe he kind of looks like the meathead he actually is. I don't know, bro.

You drive cars. How much in shape do you got to be? Maybe he's just over being in shape. Maybe. I don't know. You've been a meathead your whole life. Like, give me a donut, you know? He's literally been a meathead your whole life. Give me a donut. He's literally been a meathead

since he was in a Street Sharks commercial in the 90s. He's been buff since then. So, I don't know. They have to find a new director. They might lose some quality in the film, dude. Shame. There's only so much. I know. All I care about

we brought up a couple times i want the jurassic park fast and furious crossover yeah it'll be sick look that's coming out soon right jurassic park yeah oh yeah dude it comes out in june i will be there i just i just saw a black truck driving into work today with the jurassic park logo on the side of his door oh yeah there's a whole crew i mean oh, we are right next to Universal Studios. No, no, no. It wasn't. It was before Pasadena.

Yeah, there's a whole crew of people that have their cars deco'd out to look like Jurassic Park or Back to the Future. Do you want to go? They have dinosaurs. Yeah, the ride is literally 10 minutes from here. No, I was just saying I saw a truck. That could be an explanation, though.

It could be, but yeah, it was before Pasadena, so I was still in Covina, Arcadia area. You didn't watch the last movie? There's dinosaurs in the world now. Bro, there were pterodactyls on top of the Eiffel Tower in Vegas, dude. I am so stoked for this new movie. No, you don't get it. So me and my friends,

we love Jurassic Park, right? Enough to the point that the wedding I came out for when I saw you guys in November, when they had us walk out, they didn't tell us what the song was, but it was a very slow rendition of the Jurassic Park theme song. It was awesome, dude.

Awesome. There's got to be video of this. Oh, man. Oh, I'm sure there's a video. Which dinosaur did you play? I did not play a dinosaur, but when we had the little placeholders, when we get to the reception,

like the things that hold the thing that says your name on it or whatever, that hold the cards, bro, they were all dinosaur-shaped. No. They were all dinosaur-shaped placeholders. Tell me more. Don't be hating, bro. Don't be hating.

See, people were surprised that I had a normal wedding, like normal colors and stuff. This is why. I'm getting crapped on for my yogurt choice while Tyra's going to freaking Tonka Truck weddings over here. What the hell? Those were the only two Jurassic Park parts of the wedding. Everything else was normal.

You need new friends. I know. No, this dude's been my homie for 12 years. Is this the one that you're your twin? Oh, that looks like I got married. Yeah.

Have you seen this dude? Yeah. When you post these pictures? Yeah, I think it's on his Instagram. So this guy looks more like Tyler's brother than his actual brother. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. At heavy tea on Instagram. Let's go find a picture. This guy looks more like Tyler's brother than his actual brother. Oh, yeah. Yeah. At Heavy T on Instagram. All right. Well, if you want to see Heavy T in person, it's going down once again. May 13th. Morongo Casino. You can hang out with us

from 4 to 6 p.m. Julianne is going to be working. So stepping in for Julianne is going to be Randy Randell. He's going to want to ride randell god he's gonna want a ride yeah and he's like hey man you're leaving from the same place hey uh geo can't go with me can i just go with you can i go and uh you know we're gonna get free food right uh is there anything are you gonna

pay for my stay yeah i'm not gonna get like a t-shirt or something is there any free free giveaways but yeah actually there will be giveaways. We have giveaways for a bunch of concerts like AFI, Newfound Glory. Newfound Glory, yes. We have tickets for Legoland. So we're going to have a bunch of giveaways. I think the plan is going to be we're going to record the podcast from 4 to 5 and then just hang out with people from 5 to 6, maybe at the bar

and just like kick it with a bunch of listeners. I think that'll be the plan. Yeah, I think that sounds like a good plan. Sounds good to me. Yeah. Eric gets to go into the bar. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, brother.

Hey, so Randy was talking some ish about you, Eric. Surprise, surprise. Really? Yeah, I ran into Randy at Disney's California Adventure for the Woody Show Takeover. Oh my God, we didn't even talk about the Takeover. That was part of the two weeks. I was waiting to see

if we got to the end and then I was going to bring it up. Yeah, that's all good. Well, so I ran into Randy and he said that he saw Eric and Eric threw a bottle at his head and he said, Eric's so mean when he drinks

and then he even kicked me. Yeah, because of course, big time Randy's walking around on the phone trying to look all important and i walked by to kick them like i didn't stop what if you were just talking to his mom on the phone no care he wasn't kick the person on the phone he wasn't he was talking to me because of course randy randied his whole disney takeover experience and i had to come to the rescue yet again and you know what happens when Randy needs me to come to the rescue? I say, Randy,

meet me here. Meet me here, next to the entrance to Cars Land. Oh, I hate that! And you know what happened? He doesn't go there. He was that goofy. He walked past and went all the way to the Cars ride at the end of Cars Land. He's like, where are you? I can't find you. I can't see

you anywhere. And that's where Eric kicked him. Because he's an idiot. The second I start communicating with somebody, let's say like at a festival, let's say Coachella or Stagecoach. I say, hey, meet me here. And I go there and that person's not there. And they go, oh, yeah, I moved over here. Now I cut off communication with that person for the rest of the day. Amen.

Because I'm not going to go from place to place and look for you. Yeah. We have a meeting point at a certain time. If place to place and look for you yeah we have a meeting point at a certain time if you're not there f you die in a fire oh no bro i agree on that i can't like look we agreed that we would be here who the hell told you to go move okay and if you're gonna move why didn't you tell me go to hell and rot there okay it's that simple agreed okay so again hang out with us at morago friday may 13th, 4 to 6 p.m. It's going to be a good time.

We'll have a bunch of giveaways and hang out with us at the bar. And don't forget, pick up some blankets. Blanketsbytracy.com. That's T-R-A-C-E-Y.com. That's blanketsbytracy.com. Is there any new blankets that you want to shout out? I know she just swooped up on some NFL teams. Oh, nice.

Because those are on sale because it's in between the offseason. She's getting ready for the UK. Yeah, she's all stocked up. Those UK games. Oh, yeah, the Germany games. Get your blankets and go cross seas. Yeah, so blanketsbytracy.com. Anything new happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique Bort?

Other than the fact that I've been at the post office every single day for the last three weeks, I will say that crystal ball sacks are a-poppin'. I was telling my friends about it this weekend. See, there you go. Word of mouth. And we have limited edition ones right now. We have a forest green crystal ball cover cover and we have a lavender crystal ball cover very exclusive we're only going to do a couple of them and then they will be gone also forest green

uh velour crystal ball uh sorry tarot bags and then tons of bracelets necklaces tons of great stuff just go shasta jeans boutique.com or go to my instagram at saint port and it'll be in the link tree right there awesome uh i know i haven't talked about it for a while because I wanted to get some distribution going. And finally, this is really, really cool. If you own a restaurant or know somebody that owns a restaurant, we finally got Diego Hot Sauce into Cisco Systems so they can actually order it straight from Cisco. Now, a lot of people listening, if you're not involved in the restaurant industry, you don't even know what that is. That is the company that supplies all the different food and different items for restaurants. They can actually request Diego Hot Sauce in Cisco systems now. Oh, sweet.

That's massive. So thank you to everybody that's been requesting because there's restaurants that have to request it to get it into the system. And that finally happened. So thank you. That's massive. If you are not involved in a restaurant and you still want to pick it up, just go to Diego hot sauce.com. That's Diego hot sauce.com. Thank you for everybody that's been supporting that.

Make sure you listen to the nerd now podcast. Just go to nerd out podcast.com, or you can check out the Friday hour with Ravy and I on Twitch every Friday or Wednesday when we have things to do, like go to the Gronk party. Just go to FridayHour.com. That's FridayHour.com. Check out our friends Matt and Kim. They are a band.

You can stream their music where you find music or see them on a lineup somewhere at a music festival. Just go to Mattandkim.com do you know who's obsessed with matt and kim who is chance the rapper's younger brother taylor bennett oh really yes um i was looking some stuff up i was looking things up on him the other day and he is a huge like um scene kid from you know obviously back in the day so he was shouting them out people from plain plain whitees, but mainly Matt and Kim. He said that he really looked

up to them growing up and he's actually dope AF. Yeah. And I think they're doing a collab with him on his new album that's coming out. Oh, sick. Yeah. Or that actually just came out on the 22nd of April. Nice. I mean, I'm telling you, they're the best people and the best live performers.

The best. MaddenKim.com. Check them out. Check out the Sex with Emily podcast. Just go to SexWithEmily.com. That's where you're going to find Julianne on another episode talking about her vagina and her vagina issues. Just go to SexWithEmily.com.

There's going to be a spike in downloads now. Julianne's vagina. You should seriously have her talk to me about it. I wonder if she'd have some more insight because I don't know. These guy doctors don't really seem like they know what they're talking about. Why the eff are you going to a guy doctor? Anyway. Yeah.

Also, if you're in Prescott, Arizona, there's a restaurant that is called the Black Goat. It's a new restaurant. Check it out. Or if you know somebody in Prescott, tell them to go to The Black Goat and say that Menace sent you because it is super legit. Check out the Joe Coy podcast. Well, you know what?

Forget the Joe Coy podcast. Joe Coy is coming out with a freaking movie, everybody. Yes! It's called Easter Sunday. It's coming out in August. He just posted the trailer on his Instagram

at JoeCoy, J-O-K-o-y dot com I won't give away but he shouts out a certain city that is close to my heart so I'm really excited for that

again in August you can pre-order your tickets just go to joekoy.com and of course he's still on tour

if you want to go see him somewhere around the country or around the world he's going to be in Dubai next week I'm super jealous Dubai's been on your list man for a minute dude I was on Instagram looking up Dubai and all the places I want to go Ferrari world Dubai has that like aura of just just way too expensive for me like the buildings look expensive Ferrari world you can ride an

elephant out there in the water that's why you gotta try and get that sponsorship who's gonna pay for us to go to Dubai let's go we'll come and black out on your dime yeah hell no how about you guys go do that I'll go with a Margaritaville cruise

done easy I wanna do both who you kidding I don't know if we got enough pool to get you out of a Dubai prison that's true but anyways yeah jokoi.com Easy. I want to do both. Are you kidding? I don't know if we got enough pool to get you out of a Dubai prison. That's true. But anyways, yeah, joecoy.com. He's the man. And don't forget, listen to The Mothership, The Woody Show,

Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Just search The Woody Show. New thing. We haven't even talked about it yet. There's a button on the iHeartRadio app. If you're listening to The Woody Show podcast, that you can actually record your own voice. If you're listening to a podcast and you want to give some feedback or a comment, you can just hit a button, record it, and then we'll receive it,

and you might hear yourself on the air. So check that out on the iHeartRadio app. Just search The Woody Show. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave? Not really, man. I just really want cornbread and margaritas now. So I know where we're at. Dude, we can make that happen.

What a combination. May 13th, Morago Casino. Oh, yeah. If you just want to bring your boys some homemade cornbread and margaritas, let's go. All right. What the hell, man? Brett? Yeah.

Just thanks to everyone that came out to the Woody Show. Take over Disney's California Adventure theme park, to all the winners and everybody, and all the good friends of the show that came out. It was great seeing everybody, and it was a blast. And just if I didn't have a chance to say hi, or any of us to say hi, because we were all running around. There were some people that said,

man, I wish I could have seen you, or met up with Menace, or Eric, or Julianne, or Randy, or Tyler, or anybody. We were all moving all day. I felt like I had so many requirements this time around. I think that's going to be something next time that I'm going to have to talk about if we do another event there. Like more free time to go talk to some listeners. I felt like I had a laundry list of things to do the entire time.

I saw Jackie and Mike outside, and I felt like I only talked to them for five seconds, and I feel really bad about that. I saw them, too. I saw Leon for a moment as well. It's fine. I saw Jackie and Mike three times. I covered for you. I took that time.

I talked to them for like 10 minutes. I don't want to ever feel like I'm big-timing some understand hardcore super supportive listeners like yeah but also if you see any of us don't hesitate to say anything because like if we actually have a second we'll say what's up and talk for a minute uh but yeah thanks for coming out it was a blast this year i think it was probably like the best of all three so far yeah it was dope and come to morongo say hi to us true and drink with eric Eric. Okay. And drink Tyler Corbett. Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave? Well, one, I'm super bummed that I can't go to Morongo with you guys.

We'll be at the next event. Yeah, hopefully, hopefully. And I'm excited because today is my first day back to work in literally a week because Booker and Stryker have had COVID. Oh, nice. So, yeah. So, I was off. I was doing mom things. And now I'm back.

I'm back at it again. Yeah, so I'm excited to be back and seeing you guys and being at work. Awesome. Yeah. All right, Eric. So, I don't want to break hearts on the end of this podcast, but it looks like the All You Can Use section might be gone from Dodger Stadium. Oh! I spent the better half of this podcast, but it looks like the All You Can Eat section might be gone from Dodger Stadium. I spent the better half of this podcast Googling and

Googling, and it looks like it might have been a casualty of COVID, and they're remodeled out in the outfield pavilion because I don't know. So now you're saying I can only get All You Can Eat in the VIP? Yeah, you can only get it. They're tired of Tyler's friends putting hot dogs in their purses. Hey, look, man. Be more specific specific on the rules we won't have this problem

that's the thing it was there for a very long time but because they did a huge remodel out in the pavilion like it's huge it's nice they put like they have a shake shack out there now i mean there's tons trust me they didn't just put like a cactus out there they got better food just got to pay for it now. So we got to figure out how we all get in the VIP to experience the Vegas style. Joe Coy's got a new movie. We could just hide in behind him. Hey, look, it's Joe Coy.

And then everybody's taking a picture. We sneak in behind him. We'll never know. Exactly. How would they know? It's a giant entourage. It's easy. True. And 125 days to football season.

There it is. That's what I was waiting for. All right, guys. We'll see you May 13th at Morongo Casino. What's new? What's new with Mettis? Outro Music