What's New Podcast - Pizza Drama, Sports Betting FAIL, Favorite Cookie Now Available, Tech News and more!

Episode Date: December 24, 2020

On this episode we talk Pizza Drama, Sports Betting FAIL, Favorite Cookie Now Available, Tech News and more!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bortz, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. Allegedly. He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric. Sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave. He also works at Fox Sports, so he knows a lot about sports. What's up? He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric. Sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave.

He also works at Fox Sports, so he knows a lot about sports. What's up? And he works on the Woody Show. And we have a big-ass polar bear-looking mother effer right now. His name is Randy. Hey, what's up, guys? He works on the Woody Show, and he is a radio DJ himself on Alt-987 in Los Angeles. He does look like a polar bear because he is wearing a snuggie... It's a Sherpa blanket hoodie. Sherpa blanket

hoodie. Reversible hoodie. Have you looked at his entire outfit today? He's wearing the Sherpa blanket hoodie. He's wearing sweatpants and flip-flops. They're slides. They're not flip-flops. He looks like the Lazy's man Hugh Hefner right now. If you can't tell, the Woody show is on vacation.

Just look at Randy. The Woody show is on vacation, but last week I was dying laughing all morning long. Now, if you listen to the last episode of this podcast, towards the end, Randy expressed that he was very upset that Tyler owed him money for a football bet. That's right. What was the bet? So on the Tailgater Sports Podcast, we've been doing this thing, or the beginning

before Fantasy Football, we said bets. Tyler, super hard on for the Pats, was for sure they were going to win. We bet $20 each. So if we won, we were both going to be awarded $20. From Tyler, yeah. Season's pretty much already over and I don't have $20 in my pocket. And the Bills officially clinched a division

over the weekend. The Pats were mathematically eliminated the week prior. So technically Tyler's lost for two weeks now. Tyler's thing was, well, the season's not over yet, so I don't owe you any money. So I started getting annoyed. And Tyler started making dumb purchases. First it was an Xbox 360 because, you know, it's 2007.

And then he bought some games, which clearly costed more than 20 bucks all right so i was like yo i don't have 20 bucks and so then we had a conversation during a monday night game and he was making a thing and i said who because he named a player and he responded i said cares because i was annoyed and he said f you randy and i'm like tyler if i don't get my 20 bucks i'm gonna start ordering pizzas to get delivered at your house. To which he responded, do it, bitch. I downloaded an app for a pizza chain. I located his nearest location and I ordered a pizza to his house. So the pizza gets delivered.

Tyler goes silent. Okay. So what time? Because I heard that he was already in bed. That's right. Oh, that's right. Sorry. So for us, I think it was around 8 p.m. Yeah.

So probably around 10 o'clock his time. 10 o'clock his time. 10 o'clock his time. Fast forward to like 45 minutes later, Tyler makes a remark about the pizza. Yo, that pizza guy rolled up to my house at like 10 p.m. at night when I was fast asleep at bed and started banging on my door until I came out to answer in which I didn't have cash. So I gave him my card. And this is the best part.

The pizza delivery man took the card and didn't come back dude that once you told me that the pizza guy took the card and never came back I was just dying

all morning long me and Eric were dying too but the thing was though we didn't understand how Tyler just like offhandedly made the remark that oh yeah

the pizza guy took my card and just did just in passing by the way I'd be so pissed yeah like Tyler said he hadedly made the remark that, oh yeah, the pizza guy took my card and just did. Just in passing, by the way. I'd be so pissed. Yeah, like Tyler said he had to call the pizza place and tell me, yo, dude, your driver took off with my card. So I called them and they're like, why did you give him your

card? And I was like, your dude needed to be paid. The manager's like, oh, my bad. Let me call him real quick. He called him and within two minutes, this guy came back. He's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I completely forgot. I was like, dude, you know, forget he had to go run the car. You know, I'm like, just I'm like, just give me my

freaking card already. Get the hell out. You know, this dude's in the back of his car with like a skimmer just like just enough time to jot down a couple numbers and a signature and then he like tries to buy something goes. Oh, wait a minute. Have you checked your account to see if there's anything weird popping up on there? I have checked my account.

It's just my weird purchases, but I'm going to. Let's take a second reflection here. My dumb everyday purchases, which translates to the 20 bucks I haven't given both Eric and Randy. I'm giving Eric his money. Tyler, I'm going to give you one last chance. I'm going to give you one last chance to give my 20 bucks. Let's see if we can get a pizza delivered while the podcast is going. I'm going to give you one last chance. I'm going to give you one last chance to give me my 20 bucks. Let's see if we can get a pizza delivered while the podcast is being recorded. Or I'm going to get a pizza now.

I'm not paying for it. Not only. I'm not paying for it. You're playing me. You're playing with my money. And you're going to face my wrath. I swear to God. Give me my 20 bucks, you rat bastard.

Bring it on, bitch. Oh, wow. Oh, no. All right. Don't say I didn't warn you. Also, towards the last part of the last episode of the podcast, I asked Eric, Nick Soundwave, I said, all right, I just want to ask you, if I put $100 on the Jets to win over the Rams, how much money am I going to win?

And we finally figured it out. After a little math snafu, we got it. We got it. And it said I would win a thousand dollars if I put a hundred dollars down. So I woke up Sunday morning, really bright and early. And I said, you know what? I'm going to drive to Vegas because I have to go to Vegas anyways. And I'm going to place that bet. I'm going to make sure I get there enough time to place that bet. So I do that. I pull up to the Aria and I send in my fiance, Spicy Nacho, to go do the bet.

Because we are trying to get all our rewards points, our MLive points, so we can hit platinum status. So you got to get some gambling money in. So I send her in and I said, put $100 on the Jets to win. So then she comes back and we go up to the hotel room. I look at the ticket and the ticket goes spread 17, blah, blah. If you win, you make 90 bucks. I'm like, this is not right. Yeah.

She goes, yeah, I went to go place the bet. And I said 100 on the jets and they go spread. And she goes, I didn't know what they were talking about. So I go, all right. So I was out $1,000. No. So I'm probably thinking the person at the betting booth was like, oh, there's no way she's picking the Jets to win straight up.

More or less, yeah. He probably just assumed. And then he probably led with the spread because that's what any kind of person would kind of lead with. Nobody's going to pick them to win straight up. Yeah. And then, you know, Spicey Notch was not gambler savvy. So she probably, yeah, whatever. Throw it. Yeah. Make the bet probably, and then, you know, spicy nachos, not a gambler savvy. So she probably,

yeah, whatever. Throw it. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, why didn't you call me? And dude,

her brother, who's really into sports writing is like, you're the biggest dummy ever. I know out a thousand. Yeah. You sent the ticket and I saw exactly. It's like the, the instantly the,

the, the odds were different. And I'm like, Oh no, that's wrong. So the next day I was like, super down. I was like,

damn, I'm only going to get 90 bucks. And then, then so we went to go we'll go pick up the money and then i said to myself you know what let's just take this 190 dollars and just let it ride man put on the bangles to win $1,300, baby. Let it ride. Always let it ride. And dude, I'll send it to you guys right now. I'm so happy. Yeah, so if you don't realize what just happened. That's the way to flip a weekend. No one thought the Bengals would win.

Dude. And then so I ended up taking home $1,300 instead of $1,000. Nice. That's the way to flip it. Yeah, dude, it was crazy. But they try to do the same thing at the betting booth. So this time I went with her. Yeah.

And I said, okay, take the $190, put it on the Bengals to win over the Steelers. They automatically picked the spread. I was like, no, the money line. So FYI to new gamblers, that might happen to you if you want to do a straight up bet. And yeah, I was like, nope, fix that. Put it on the Bengals to win. And I didn even like pay attention to the game at all all night i was like yeah you know if we lose whatever we still get the rewards points for the for the hotel whatever later that night i checked while i was laying in bed who won the game and then boom so you have to

take it waiting for you because i already cashed it out dude oh hell yeah dude all right got it so yeah but it was crazy who saw the jets winning and then the bangles winning it was funny because when i was walking to go place the bet i was telling nacho the straight up the bangles to win over the stealers and this guy was walking by he overheard me he's like oh dude you should pick the stealers by 20 okay dude whatever and then you don't get the payout because that's exactly the problem. You would have won like 90 bucks again. So here's the thing.

I looked up a stat. It just happened to come across my feed the other day. Menace, you picked the perfect weekend because both the Jets and the Bengals were two touchdown underdogs. And this is the first time since the mid-70s that two teams who were two touchdown underdogs both came and won their game. Damn. So I was also in Las Vegas. I was shooting some video because we're going to be doing a New Year's Eve special

thanks to Corona Extra Beer. So if you're not going to be doing anything New Year's Eve, just hit up the Woody Show Facebook page and join the chat room because we're gonna be recapping a lot of videos from the woody show and then i shot some video that you're gonna maybe enjoy not enjoy i don't know either way get drunk join the chat room just go to facebook.com

slash the woody show eric over this vacation break you did visit houston texas how was that it was cool man i it's good to get out of la for a little bit that's you know under the thumb of the government over here yeah it was that it was a little more tame than i assumed you know but uh downtown houston was a little different than downtown la that's for sure uh checked out the university houston between semester so it was also dead but spent a lot of time with the in-laws family so yeah it was fun did you see the house that they bought for yeah oh yeah and it was bigger than i thought it was it was no i thought it was yeah did you find out how much it cost them for the entire place it was like 600k so yeah damn wow a closet in la

basically yeah i know i was just before this podcast i called one of my friends that lives in arizona yeah i was like hey you plan on coming back to california they're like, hell no. They go, I make way less money here, but it's like it equals out because of the taxes. Before we started recording, I was on Twitter, and there was a side-by-side comparison. The tweet said, I can't believe these cost the same. It was a million-dollar house in Los Angeles. I retweeted that.

Oh, that was you? Yeah. Okay, and the place was in Massachusetts? Yep, and it was like a mansion. Six bedrooms, seven baths, and then Los Angeles was like two beds, one bath, and it was super tiny. Yep, just a Massachusetts. Yeah. Yeah. It was like a mansion. Six bedrooms, seven bath. And then Los Angeles was like one, two bed,

one bath. And it was super tiny. It was just a dump. So the observation of my trip, my flights. Yeah. The number of dogs

I saw in the airport both ways. Insane. I saw probably at least 15 dogs. After that whole ban that they did? And large dogs.

Swear to God, dude. When I landed coming home to LAX. Maybe that ban isn't in effect dude dogs on leashes golden retrievers dosh hounds uh just i saw probably at least 10 to 15 dogs in both airports there and back we were in line checking in and there's a chick next to us with

her her little her little pooch in a yeah in a like a purse uh hey hey hey ma'am uh what's your dog uh and she doesn't even look up from the screen in the most bitchiest tone it's an emotional support dog and i'm like oh it's it it supports you being a bitch i guess okay yeah i think we should change it to have an emotional support dog like needs to at least like have some value in service like if it can't protect you from something then it's not your service dog yeah no i've been contemplating moving and there's one apartment building i went to yeah dope's dope. I love this. They do allow dogs.

They can't be more than 25 pounds, but this is sick. They make you have your dog do a DNA test because if you leave any poop anywhere, they can find out that it was your dog that was leaving poop outside. This is fancy, fancy. I totally support that because there's some of these places people do not care they just let their dog like poop in the hallways of the rona around my apartment building my block has gotten way worse for some reason when we move everywhere when we moved in it wasn't too bad you know people went and walked maybe because there's more dogs that moved in during or more people got more dogs yeah but i feel like since the pandemic started there's been

way more dog crap all around my block here's a question i've had too in regards to like trying to find a place to stay you have a dog sure what do you do in your case when you want to take the dog to the restroom do you have to like walk downstairs all the way no i use doggy lawn so i mean i have a balcony yeah so i make sure if there's any place that i'm going to move to it's going to have a balcony okay and then so i use doggy lawn, which is a patch of grass, and then I put it out on the balcony, and then they just poop and pee on that thing. Doggy lawn.

And then I replace it every two weeks. That sounds pretty sick. It's like the old potty patch thing. Yeah, but it's like actual grass. Yeah, the potty patch one is like plastic. Because it would be way too far for me to take them out somewhere because the building that I live in is four acres.

Oh, my God. So is it like a monthly subscription? Like someone just brings you patch of grass every month? Yeah, they have it on Amazon now, but I don't think it's Doggy Lawn on Amazon. It's like Fresh Patch or something like that. All right. Yep, you can instead of get that.

You want some food news? All right, it's finally happened. Honolulu Cookie Co. is now available in Costco and Sam's Club. Yeah! Some of my absolute favorite cookies ever. I love these cookies, and I'm so happy that it's finally available in Costco and Sam's Club because check this out, because it's only been available in Hawaii. I know people listening in Hawaii are like, who cares?

But if you wanted to get them mailed to you yeah the shipping from hawaii between 20 and 40 to get a mail to your house damn so to finally have them available on the west coast costco is huge oh yes and then i also saw at walmart they're now selling secret sauce which is basically big mac sauce are you all in or all out? I buy the Big Mac for the Big Mac sauce. I love it. Exactly. So you're all in.

I think for me, I'd be more inclined to spend some serious money on Chick-fil-A sauce. Wait, how big is this? Those are available as well. How big? Did it say what size container? It's just like a regular mustard-sized sauce. Oh, okay. All right.

Secret sauce. Look it up. I might have to have a Big Mac here today now. Yeah, why not? Okay, you can win Red red lobster for a year all you got to do is download the red lobster app are you all in all out i'm doing it right now dude greg on the woody show i've never seen a red lobster in person i go how is that possible okay so if you live in northern california and you've driven to southern california you have seen on the side of the freeway next to six flags a gigantic red lobster

sign that you cannot miss unless you're totally just like zoned out that's probably what it is you know it's a huge red lobster you said that you've never seen a Red Lobster? That's the only one I've seen. All right, see, that's crazy. What? You live, you're in Lakewood so much, there's one in Lakewood Town Center, I believe, or Stonewood, there's one in that area. I swear I've never seen it.

By the old Fuddruckers. You know what it is? I don't know what the Fuddruckers is. I've never seen it. Randy is so young, though, that the heyday of Red Lobster being in every town, he missed that. Because I remember going,

like, I'm from Southern California. We went to every Red Lobster in this damn area. But Red Lobster being in every town, he missed that. Because I remember going, like, I'm from Southern California. We went to every Red Lobster in this damn area. But Red Lobster's like a thing everywhere. I know that, but also, also we're talking about Randy who does space out a lot. And we're talking about Greg

who's probably thinking about his carpet and his smoothly, like, cleaned couch instead of paying attention to Red Lobsters. And Sonic, he's never seen a Sonic. Steve Bass from The Woody Show here talking screwball peanut butter whiskey as per the usual and i want to make a bet on the what's new podcast here about how many animals randy is going to come out of the holiday season or the new year having at his house because right now multiple dogs cats birds and other wildlife floating around i think it's time for some kind of exotic animal to come into play here, you know, like a python, one of those sugar gliders. So I'm gonna say new year, new Randy,

12 animals. And if Randy actually ends up with less than that in his house, I will buy him a bottle of Screwball peanut butter whiskey because I know he likes it, as everyone does who's ever tried Screwball peanut butter whiskey. And if he loses, the punishment will be having to deal with all those animals. And Randy loves Screwball for the same reason that everyone loves Screwball, because Screwball was the first and is the best. They are the original and most awarded peanut butter whiskey. It's now available near you. Pick up Screwball at your local store or get it delivered today.

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Yeah, that's impossible. Well, Sonic is a little out there. Sonic's a little out there. Dude, there's a Sonic 20 minutes away. I'm counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 in the SoCal area, expanding from Santa Monica all the way into Corona.

Yeah. There's literally a Sonic like a mile from me. Nice. Yeah, I can see like four or five Sonics out there. There's, like you mentioned, heydays. I've been to I can see. I can see like four or five Sonics out there. You mentioned heydays. I've been to Sizzler.

I've been to Chili's. Never been to an Applebee's or a TGI Friday's. How have you never been to an Applebee's or a TGI Friday's? I've also never been to an Applebee's. What is wrong with you?

Applebee's I see because Applebee's kind of been dying but a TGI Friday's? Applebee's was like the probably mine and Brett's hey like peak because we were probably young And had girlfriends Two for 30 deals

Cheap dinners Cheap dates See that's how I feel About Chili's I think there's a Chili's Chili's Same thing They had like a two for 20

It's a two for 20 Wait wait wait Tyler did you get The book for yourself I may have Oh wow See that was like You're a high school kid

And you got a chick You got to take her To a restaurant And then Yeah I know That was the spot're a high school kid and you got a chick. You got to take her to a restaurant and then you got like 30 bucks, 40 bucks. Girl, I'm going to take you to, speaking of a red lobster, I've been ejected from a red lobster because I drank way too many Long Islands. Okay, but are there TGI Fridays? I swear to you, the only TGI Fridays I've ever seen. Dude, they're all over the effing world.

They have them in London. Exactly. That's the only one I've seen is in Mexico, in Tijuana, Mexico. I swear to God. I swear to God. The only ones in Mexico. Dude, The only one I've seen is in Mexico. In Tijuana, Mexico. I swear to God. I swear to God. The only one's in Mexico. There's a giant one in Glendale. The only Sam's Club and the only TGI Fridays I've ever seen

are in Tijuana, Mexico. The only Sam's Club you've ever seen is in Mexico? Get the hell out of here. We've passed by like six Sam's Clubs on the way to Morongo. Have you been quarantining your whole life? Yes. Well, we have Costco here. Have you met him? Here's the TGI Fridays nearby. Everywhere. Covina,

El Monte, America, Port of Ranch, Zini Valley, Applebee's, TGI Fridays, Sizzler, and what's the other one I can't remember? Red Lobster. Red Lobster, Chili's. Which one's the big one then like which one's the

best? The best? That depends on what you want. Yeah I mean I would say Fridays and Red Lobster would be the best. They're all kind of the same umbrella. I'm going to go to TGI Fridays. Personally I like Applebee's. There's one over by Greg's house. There's a nice one. Yeah. You should go there In other news Travis

Scott is launching hard seltzer called Cacti in 2021 with flavors lime, strawberry, and pineapple. All in, all out. I'll try it. I mean, I'll try it, but I'm not going to. I mean, there's a reason I didn't hit the air horn. I feel like the seltzer, it's peaked a little.

Everyone has a seltzer now. I feel like now it's to the point where the good seltzers have already established themselves. The White Claws, the Trulies, and now they're sort of like... The Coors. It's the time of year for me. I've transitioned into like Stella, Modelli time of year. Me too. But the sun goes back up and I get back out of the beach.

Travis Scott, where's your seltzer at? Because a beer is too heavy if you're at the beach. A seltzer is nice and smooth. Also, it's not beach weather. We're firmly back into whiskey weather. Whiskey weather is always for me. Hunker down whiskey weather. Alright, in tech news, Zoom is launching an email service to go against Google.

Are you all in, all out? I'm all out. What? I'm way too deep into Gmail. I can't just uproot my Gmail and switch it up. I know. Remember when you had to get an invitation into Gmail? Yeah, I was so excited. Yeah,.gmail.com. Oh, so you got swag.

We're talking about establishing yourself. At this point I feel like Gmail, Yahoo, they're just the emails. How can you come in with something brand new? I still judge people to have Yahoo. My mom has AOL. Dude, I get AOL because I sometimes take the winner's information when they win stuff. AOLs, SBCglobal.net.

Yep, yep. Sometimes we'll get websites that they belong to. Rock Mail or something like that. Rocket Mail or something. Hot Mail. Whoa, whoa, whoa. My parents. No, I'm just labeling off the emails I see.

Don't you dare judge Hot Mail, okay? What even is Hot Mail? What? See, he's too young for that. In other tech news, we finally know why no Apple products work in Tesla is because Elon Musk tried to set up a meeting with Tim Cook to sell Tesla to Apple, and Tim Cook wouldn't even take the meeting. So that's why you can't get your Apple products to work in your Tesla.

But there was also Apple news breaking that they're expecting an Apple car in 2024. All in, all out. I'm down for the advancement if it's going to bring cool new stuff in. I'll probably be price graded out of it initially, but I'm all down for the Tesla stuff just because it's pushing stuff forward. I was a little bummed out whenever I got into a car or at least my newer car and it didn't have the airplay. The carplay. The carplay, sorry. See, I don't even know what it is.

I get envious of people who have that because your car just reads your text messages. Yeah, the Apple CarPlay. So I love it for the simplicity, right? Yeah. So if you have an Apple car, you have your Apple Fitness, you have your Apple everything, and everything just works together. So I'm all in. I'm in to check it out. I mean, that was the old 90s and 2000s way of having all your tech had to be compatible

because it wasn't compatible. So you had to have the Apple printer. You had to have the Apple computer, the Apple monitor. Tyler, you still haven't really even used the Apple watch. Would you get an Apple car? Yeah. Did you throw it away? Did you pawn it?

No, I'm wearing it right now. I'm wearing it. Are you? Hold on. I really am. Let me check his activity here. Go ahead. I haven wearing it right now. I'm wearing it. Are you? Hold on. I really am. Let me check his activity here. Go ahead.

Did you see? I haven't worked out at all because I never do. Tyler's doing well at the steps today, I see. Okay. Yeah, he has five. Hey, man, I went grocery shopping and, you know, wandering around a new store. However, his standing ring is at like a zero. Dude, okay, look. I'm going to be honest.

My standing ring. I will move. Okay. You all need to relax. I will encourage the Cowardly Dogs. I can't. I give up. I can't.

When you go shopping, do you ride one of those? Why is your standing ring pissing you off? Because, dude, I will move several steps just to get like the standing rate to move and then i look at it and it's like oh you didn't move for the hour i'm like what the hell you didn't move enough when you go grocery shopping do you ride the mobility scooter around with the little basket on front i also saw in tech news that kfc has launched a console that is more powerful than the ps5 and it also has a thing called a chicken chamber. All in or all out?

I'm all in. And this reminds you of two funny stories. Number one, well, one thing, how legitimate is this thing, though? Because I remember Soulja Boy put out his own console, and it was like. You would think this would be an April Fool's thing, but obviously it's not April, so it has to be legit. And I'm thinking it's probably just like a gaming PC that has like a chicken warmer

or something like that. Okay, so they're partnering with a company or something and they're just like, hey, we're going to help you out. My question though is the chicken chamber, you can store your chicken somewhere while you play? Yeah, just like those heated lamps that they have, probably you just put the chicken in there and it keeps it warm. Yeah, that's pretty sick. Or instead of fans blowing the heat out of the console, it goes

into the chicken chamber and then the fans blow out of that. Oh, that's a good idea. Nothing is worse than cold fried chicken. I can tell you that. All right. So it'll keep my chicken warm, but does it keep the crispness of the fried chicken? The crispness? This is a valuable question. The crispness. Crisp. God damn it,

Tyler. I can hear him drooling. Christmas. I'm sure it does. If it's put out by KFC, it's not going to get all soggy. I love KFC. You can maybe buy it with your $600 stimulus check that you might be getting. What did you see? That might be $2,000. Yeah, so just FYI.

So it came out that you might be getting $600, which is freaking whack AF. And also, there's so much shadiness. They're putting stuff in there that doesn't even have to do with COVID. I don't know if you guys saw this or not, but there's been this big uphill battle with Twitch because Twitch has been releasing a bunch of these new rules and guidelines. And kind of along the lines of that is if you get caught playing music on your Twitch, which breaks DMCA rules yeah all of your footage gets confiscated all of your stuff gets terminated they could legally i don't know

how far how far they would actually take it you could be charged with a felony if you yeah if you get caught so that's being put in the 600 thing yeah effing crazy is that yeah i know what's that have to do with anything nothing but that's exactly what the government does all the time they don't care about you. They're just trying to further whatever agenda they have. It's like the last bill that they put out last year, which was, hey, by the way, we're going to do this for everybody. But we're going to put a bunch of funding in for these F-22s that we really want to get done. But also, I don't know if you saw, they're going after the porn community as well with that same thing.

They're demanding that in their bill that porn websites are now being held accountable for everything. They have to have a... What's this have to do with relief? Exactly. Which then leads into

disrupting our lives because then Pornhub is like, hey, we're taking all of our unverified stuff off and what was it like? MasterCard and some people? A bunch of credit card companies. You have to have

a hotline number for people to report stuff now. You can't touch Americans porn. This will lead to the uprise. Touching Americans porn will lead to World War 3. We're recording this on Wednesday. Apparently tomorrow

Thursday obviously they said that they're going to try to. Apparently tomorrow, Thursday, obviously, they said that they're going to try to re-up it to $2,000, probably so they can get all this shadiness through without people being upset by it. Well, Trump basically said unless it gets raised up to $2,000, he's going to veto it, which then also, like you said, is a good point because if all the shadiness stuff gets passed, we're just being bought.

So it's like, here's two grand. Because everyone's like, oh hell yeah, two G's? I'll give up all my rights and everything? I might spend three years in federal prison for playing Cash A Song on my Twitch stream. But I got two G's. You could buy like five more PS5s with that. I know. Oh, that's what my next

point was going to be. Alright, so let's say you do give this two G's. Please, everybody, take your money, reinvest it. Please, if you're listening to this, take that $2,000. I know you really want to spend it on a PS5 or an Xbox or something dumb. I got to eat. Don't do it. Put the money into something like Acorns or the Stash app or something like that.

Re-invest that money into something. Take a chance. Buy stocks. Invest in Acorns, and then when you have enough, call me for a PlayStation 5 and let's make a deal. Let's make it happen. I'm just saying, don't waste that $2,000. Or split it up.

You can invest a part of it and then pay some bills. I think I might actually get into Robinhood because of Soundwave, because Soundwave has shown me he's actually making money. I don't know why. It's not that I don't believe. Robinhood is a stock app. It's a stock app. why. It's not that I don't believe. Robinhood is a stock app. It's a stock app. Sorry.

It's not that I don't believe in stocks. I thought you were getting into like Medieval Times dressing up as Robinhood and stuff. It's just stocks. He was about to rob the rich and give to the poor. That's what he's doing

at PlayStation 5. I'll put some into Robinhood but as far as like you said investing like what else can you do with those $2,000? Like that'll help you. Pay bills? Or get yourself out of debt.

If you have like a credit card line that's like a thousand dollars in the hole then pay that off that's where that would go for me yeah i've like flown around just above two grand on one of my lines so it's like pay that off gone done because then all of a sudden that's an extra bill every month also that'll up your credit score right away uh did you guys see the news uh switching subjects did you guys see the news of this girl subjects. Did you guys see the news of this girl, this college girl that went to the Cayman Islands and she got arrested? I don't know what she arrested for. Dude, check this out.

In the Caribbean, just FYI, it is super fun, but they are hardcore out there. So this girl goes there. She's supposed to quarantine for 14 days. Okay. They even give her a tracker. Two days in, she takes off and goes to some jet ski competition to go check it out and it hangs out there all day long idiot they put her in jail for four months what i'll be in four months and they're begging the government to let her out and then so they

go okay you know what you can now stay in jail for two months nice the hookup two months and they're still begging her like, no, no, she knows she messed up. Like, dude, you had multiple warnings like, hey, they even put a tracker on you that they're hardcore about this. Here's the thing that I've slowly learned from talking to people who aren't from America

and reading stuff online. When you hear stories like this, you kind of get it. Most of the world kind of hates us because we walk around sort of like privileged or we do stupid things like that. Like like what was that story like a decade ago some backpackers when when hiking in the mountains of like iran or something and then the navy seals had to save them it's like well what do you expect's gonna happen when you do stupid stuff yeah i remember when i was a kid there was a big story about singapore like singapore is super

clean super nice yeah Yeah. Mega strict. Some American guy went over there and started doing graffiti. If you get caught doing graffiti, you get publicly caned like hardcore. Yeah.

And so he was supposed to get caned like, I don't know, 10 times. There was like this back and forth where he only got caned four times. Didn't that guy

that just got arrested in Korea, North Korea, just get sent back as a vegetable like last year? Yeah doing a poster what are you doing why are you going that's my that's my nightmare just anywhere outside of the u.s if hell even outside the state because i don't want to go back and deal with the jury over anywhere or go back to deal with court in another state my nightmare is like getting arrested in mexico even canada just because

i like what do i do yeah you know i don't even know how to dial out of your country probably. And that's why I always get mad when people are like, oh dude, it's not that bad. The media makes it seem really bad. I'm like, no, bro. I don't want to get arrested by police and Mitchell Khan. That's not the move, dog. Just don't do anything stupid. Like, Bermuda's beautiful. It's run by

the British government. You cannot bring drugs into there. If you get caught automatically, automatically if you get caught with drugs in Bermuda, 10 years. Straight to jail. That's literally the problem, man. Everyone is so used to begging for forgiveness. Like, oh, you guys are like my parents. Just let me go.

I messed up this one time. I won't do it again. Come on, man. Does anyone actually have consequences anymore? Don't screw up. People forget. Some blonde chick, college student, didn't follow the rules. That's definitely me. I have one more question before we go.

We don't have to really get into it too much. But Mandalorian ending. Knock it up. Knock it up. No, no, no. No details. Loved it or hated it? Absolutely, 1,000 bajillion percent. Okay. Loved it or hated it? Absolutely 1,000 bajillion percent loved it.

Loved it as well. I can nitpick it, but it was so damn good, man. I'm mad confused. That's what I'm here for. I got you. I'm super confused on everything, but I loved it. I got you. What you need to know?

I'll tell you. We'll talk about it later. But dude, that was like, I don't think of a better way that you could have finished a second season of Amazing Show. It was just tear jerking, action, suspense, everything. It was so good. So everybody catch up. Eric, how caught up are you?

You told me you were going to watch it. I rewatched the ones I started because it hadn't been a while since I watched them. So I caught up through season one. I'm like three or four into season two. Because I watched them the whole plane ride. So they're in back Houston. Okay, Tyler, how many are you into? I have still only seen the first episode of the first season.

Oh my God. So he's out. No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen, listen. I will say this right now. I guarantee that by the next time we do a podcast, which will probably be in two weeks because of the holidays, I will have been caught up.

I guarantee it. You want to record tomorrow, man? Wait, two weeks. Are we doing one next week? We doing one next week? See? Are you taking time off, Tyler? Well, I didn't know what your guys' schedules are. I don't know. I will at least have season

one finished by next week at the minimum. They're half-hour episodes. It's not going to take that long. I thought they were an hour. No commercials. It's not going to take that long. I thought they were an hour. No commercials. It's 40 minutes. Some could be like 45 minutes. Oh, I'm excited though because we get Wonder Woman finally on Christmas. That's going to be dope.

And we get a bunch of basketball, so that's a lot of entertainment on Christmas Day. And football. And I'm a little disappointed though because we're supposed to have Coming to America 2. And they just dropped the trailer. But now that's been pushed back to March because it's going to be on Amazon Prime, which I love that it's going to be available on demand.

And just before we wrap up again, I know I said one more thing, but I totally forgot about this. And Tyler kind of inspired me as we're setting up for the podcast to bring this up do we have any airing of the grievances before we leave today's podcast tyler is a dirty effing liar wait hold on yeah we get to be portly honest hey i missed that for is there any grievances anybody would like to share with anybody before for anybody who is wondering this comes from the seinfeld episode about festiv, which is the airing of the grievances and takes place on December 23rd. Let's start with Tyler then. Tyler, any grievances?

Yeah, Randy, stop sending pizzas to my house! Did that second pizza get there yet? Can't stop, won't stop. It has not. I feel like throughout this year, collectively, we've developed the mindset and Eric's always had this mindset. I've been working on it and Brett, I think, just got to it

where it's sort of like, you know what? What happens, happens. Don't hold on to it. Just come and have a good time. You know, so I've been working on this. I've been working on just not holding on to things, just sort of getting over it and just moving on. I think Brett's attitude has definitely changed

over this past year for the better. It's been awesome. Dude, I've been trying. The universe was trying to get me to revert back to my old ways last week. Yeah. I i'm not gonna let it get the best of me i you know it's just whatever your situation you're in if this is a situation you're gonna continue down that road it's not gonna really change it's gonna be a variation of the same it was that way a month ago be that way in a month unless you want to completely change your situation you just got

accepted for the way it is and look for the good in things and just be happy with it because there's tons of good things out there just be positive enjoy life because life sucks so just find the good in it that's it sweet whatever hell yeah wrong oh actually i was pissed about one thing this year i was pretty pissed off at the fact that i ate dog food that really pissed me the hell out of it and then no one cared yeah and then like and i was like I was like, this is so stupid. Like, why am I doing this? Yeah, but you got to see Meta Seabass and Greg all be tortured with the Pocky chip. Yeah, right after.

And then it, like, totally crushed everything you did that day. Yeah, but I still kind of ate dog food. And then I got outshined by them eating chip. Well, really, it's just Greg. Everyone just loves Greg. Every time Greg does something, it's like, oh, my God. Greg screams and everybody's pants scream. Oh, my God.

I mean, is this the airing of grievances of all year or is this us looking forward to the next year? Like what are we doing? No this is just me talking about how I got pissed off that I had to eat dog food. Oh okay well. That's pretty much it. You know what I'll share this. Not airing of grievances but I would like to say that out of the five of us here

we all need to strive to be you know happier in our own lives in whatever way that is and improve on our own selves. I know Menace is improving. He's on the Peloton working out every single day. Trying, yeah. Struggling. I'm trying to be more positive every day.

Struggling. Struggling. I was like, whoa. Randy's trying to be his own man. Struggling. Yeah. I mean, he's doing good as a connoisseur of reselling items. Trying to find a fair rate.

Which is the most difficult thing for him is to find focus. That's what you need. You need to find focus and find every skill possible and keep improving upon it. Randy had to learn

something new the other day here at the studio. And he's like, well, I guess it'd be good for me to learn this. I'm like, damn right it is. I have a list of five things during this vacation

of stuff that I want to learn. Online classes that I'm going to take and just, you know, learn more. I told you I signed up for that one-year master class for a buck. I've been watching some things. Started the Sex with Emily one. Watched some cooking ones. They're pretty awesome.

Which one have you watched so far for Sex with Emily? I literally just started a few days ago. I have to get back to it. but I did watch the one about how to garden, which is pretty sick. That has nothing to do with sex, but okay. Well, I just started. That's the thing. I can't give you anything if I just start it. I learned something from

Gordon Ramsay on how to cook. I watched eight out of the ten segments regarding how to barbecue like a barbecue master. Nice. Which that was an adulting question a couple years ago, so very good. That was an adulting question, but I think if you have a chance to get a master class or get it, I highly recommend it.

They're actually really fun to do and really cool to watch. Okay. Eric, I would say Eric. I'm perfect. Yeah. Eric's perfect in every way. I'm a dick.

Eric is struggling not to sound perfect in every single way. I'm Eric, and I'm fat, but skinner than all of you guys. I would tell Eric the only thing is just to slow down with his stuff sometimes he gets a little impatient sometimes you just gotta slow down and refocus but you know what he's struggling to do it but he's doing it just like all of us Tyler is struggling to branch out on his own being his own person he's he's leaving his whole family

that's how desperate he was to become his own person and not yeah he went all in he did it yeah hats off to Tyler he didn't want to be a family mama's boy good christian boy whatever he wants to do his own way do his own thing but the thing for tyler is tyler do not get lazy do not get comfortable i was gonna say the same thing yep do not pick up the phone every single day is your first day. That's pretty good. It's funny you mentioned that because Brett literally text me earlier this week asking how I was doing, which is very thoughtful, by the way.

I was trying to be nice. I was being pretty mean. I told him, honestly, I love having more responsibility. I'm flourishing with it. And to make it even better, I was just reaffirmed by Sean, the show host, that in less than a month that I've proven to be the right decision at that position. And he told me he wants me around for years to come. I mean, I have so far and I will continue to treat it like it's my first day. Blue Chew can bring you success in the bedroom.

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So shout out to the Nerd Now podcast with Randy, Ravy, and Cameron. And sometimes Courtney now. And sometimes Courtney. Is she back in the mix or what? I think so. Yeah? Dog, I don't make these decisions. I just show up and I'm like, who's on the mic today? What did you know you're there though?

Well, because we've been on break and with the whole quarantine stuff, she's had more of a chance to be more involved. Okay, cool. So it's been pretty cool. So internetpodcast.com Of course, how could I skip it? The Borgcast. That one gets the air horn. Hell yeah. Just go to Borgcast. That one gets the air horn. Hell yeah. Just go to theborgcast.com.

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