What's New Podcast - Pre Vegas, SoFi Staduim Eats, Sports Betting and More!

Episode Date: June 4, 2021

Everyone is getting ready for Vegas! Topics on this episode are Pre Vegas, SoFi Staduim Eats, Sports Betting and More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric, aka Soundwave. We're gonna try that wow and we have randy who's a radio dj on alt 987 in los angeles and he works on the woody show joining us from houston

texas would be tyler aka heavy t from the sean salisbury show a sports talk radio show in morning drive what is up heavy? How are you doing? What's up, guys? How are you guys doing? Well, I'm very excited because tomorrow we are going to be in Las Vegas, Nevada. What? What? Yeah. And just a heads up, Friday, which is tomorrow, that'd be June 4th at 8 p.m., we're going to have a pre-meetup to our 100th episode podcast. It's going to happen Saturday

from noon to 1 p.m. at Lazy Dog on Las Vegas Boulevard. But the pre-party is going to be at Park MGM in the center of the casino. There is a bar there. 8 p.m. Be there or be square if you want to hang out with us. This is, I

believe, my second time going to Vegas where I can really enjoy myself and drink and have fun. As an adult. As an adult, as a man. So it's going to be a lot of fun. And plus, this is going to be a complete culture shock for us because Vegas is open, no mass. I'm sure we're all going to get messed up.

Just FYI, my voice sounds a little bit weird because I drank some of Randy's Suicide Shake. You can check out the video at The Woody Show on on instagram and for some reason when i drank it my throat instantly just dried up yeah i i assumed that you had maybe like a mild to light allergic reaction to something in the shake yeah because instantly my throat just got super dry there was so much stuff in there well yeah because reminder too greg threw in like liver pate like a lot of stuff that we traditionally don't eat do you have allergies like to any known foods that's not that i know of no do you eat all of those products that were thrown into the suicide shake i don't eat oh yeah there was sauerkraut in there too you know maybe something in there i don't eat that

yeah you don't eat that i know you who the hell eats liver pate or haggis haggis well haggis we're lucky yeah there was uh dried up uh pumpkin soup right i don't even really know what that pumpkin thing was because he was like pumpkin soup or pumpkin like it felt like ejaculoid pills um there was onion onion pepper like liquid stuff in there yeah and then uh what else did we have the sauerkraut half a bean and cheese burrito um liver pate um you know it might have been it might have also we have to remember too the the pills that were thrown in there like gas station pills so that gave you a reaction that's not surprising what if though because randy had it when it was freshly blended menace i don't think you did so what if all the hot just was right there at the

top oiled at the top you just took a giant shot i don't know but it definitely affected me right away speaking of drinking heavy tea was going hard on instagram the other day what were you drinking heavy tea i was drinking kentucky bourbon mixed with some nasty i saw it was about 75 25 bourbon so filthy i saw you guys give him crap about it dude we wonder why we call you trash can and he's pounding this stuff like it's like a beers or something i'm like what are you doing is it it was my one morning off of the show since i've been here i i mean it was memorial day weekend america so it's like the show's best of i don't have to be in the studio i'm gonna drink because i don't have to be up super early. Okay, check

this out. I was going to save this until later in the podcast, but I'm just going to put it here now. What are the predictions for Las Vegas for Tyler? This is my prediction. Tomorrow night when we're hanging out with the listeners at the Park MGM. Sorry, I just got excited. You said tomorrow night.

Now I'm excited again. When we're drinking. He's going to drink way too much. Yeah. He's going to, yeah. And then he's going to be hung over the next day. We're going to have to record a podcast at noon. He's going to say two words.

He's going to be sitting, he's going to be like, with his eyes closed. No, no. Okay, so here's what happens. So when I drink a lot, I know the quick fix to it. I eat a ton of grease before I go to sleep. What's going to happen? Okay, I don't want to yell. And this is to clear the hangover for the next time.

I don't want to get medicine to me. I don't want to yell and get all crazy. But dude, did you not just hear yourself? You're like, when I get really trashed, I eat lots of grease and I go to bed. Are you trying to die before like 35? Like, oh my God, bro. You know what? Maybe be a little reserved because I got a bunch of stuff to do the next day.

Pace yourself. Maybe drink some water. I mean, Pedialyte, they sell at CVS. If you're playing at CVS, 7-Eleven has electrolytes. Is everything all right, Tyler? Are you sad or something? I'm very happy. What are you talking about?

He's like, man, I'm just going to drink a whole bottle of whiskey and then eat three burgers. You better pray. I didn't eat burgers, but I made bacon eggs and sausage. You better pray you're in the shade of Lazy Dog. We were talking about this, and I sent a picture to our group chat. I know a guy who lives in Vegas, and he posted a picture of the inside of his car. It said 120 degrees. I'm assuming it's going to be 100 degrees when we're there.

Yeah. So we're kind of discussing. I was making pretend bets about how bad is Tyler going to roast in the sun? Because all he wears is black and he wears shirts. No tank tops, probably. And he's not going to be drinking water. It's going to be pure alcohol. So he's going to pass up a heat stroke.

I also burn easily. Okay. So heavy tea. Tyler, top tier on you know just destroying us weekend oh yeah night one second level is randy is randy gonna be able to keep it together i mean i never get messy i never i mean exactly though because you're never like in a situation to get messy no well we've talked about this i always get nervous so i never do pull the trigger exactly so now you're in Vegas.

Cocktails? Are those free? Oh, yeah, yeah. Those are free, yeah. My go-to thing is I just fall asleep, so I'll just fall asleep. I mean, look, we can all just hope to aspire to be Eric's level, where it's Eric can drink his weight in alcohol and nothing happens to him. If stuff happens, I just don't go down for it. My night's just not ruined.

But it's like, I think this time, kind of like what he mentioned a little bit earlier it's it's seltzer season so i'm gonna start a little light and then i'll make my way up to some of the harder stuff all right well we'll see what happens on the friday night and then saturday the next day we got that podcast from noon to one and then we got a bounce we got a couple meetings so we'll see how yeah how much of a sloth tyler will be oh i'm sure i'm sure once i see the pizza playing xbox I'll be like, this guy means business. Is it going to be Greasy or Tyler or his pizza tattoo? They're like, you know what? This is a guy I should invest in.

These sort of predictions aren't too far-fetched. When he got his tattoo, the dude was literally sweating whiskey and literally was going to pass out the table. I was sweating vodka Red Bull since I was a kid, right? He's staying on brand. I'm good, I'm good. I'm good.

All right. Well, we can't wait to see everybody in Las Vegas. Yesterday, we had a good time. Eric, Randy, and myself. We went to SoFi Stadium, and they had a special food event where we got to try food that's going to be at the stadium on one of the levels. It's by John and Vinny. And what are the items that we got

to eat yesterday and it's up on my instagram by the way at menace m-e-n-a-c-e the video also at the woody show another version of the video and uh can you list some of the items that we had well i think the big uh marquee get was because we posted this on the instagram page maybe or we at least talked about it on the podcast was the cheeseburger sub yes which is like about eight inches of cheeseburger patty and condiments so good so so good and then you realize hey i've been eating this cheeseburger for about seven inches and i still got an inch and a half left of it yeah that was good um we had the uh there was a my favorite was the crispy chicken sandwich and the uh yeah that was a lot of really good flavors in that uh the tsunami tots that was eel sauce and then some sriracha

really really good and then uh you know barbacoa burrito you had some chicken nachos i think the one thing that really blew me away the most though was the stromboli dog he has the stromboli dog okay this is after we already ate all that stuff. And then Randy's like, you know what? Going in for another hit, bro. I need the stromboli dog. Such a fat boy. It was the Mike Tyson knockout punch to Randy because he'd already ate the cheeseburger sub,

the chicken sandwich. Hold on. Let's preface this. I didn't eat the entire thing. You ate like 90% of everything. Yeah. Don't forget the hot dogs. Yeah, a lemon parfait, a hot dog,

and the tots. And now he's like, What you're saying is Randy was living my dream. And now he lemon parfait, a hot dog, and the tots. And now- So what you're saying is Randy was living my dream. And now he's like, oh, I'm so full, dude. And he's like, wait, I didn't try the stromboli. I really want stromboli. So he comes back. Went in Rome, you know what I mean?

And I have a picture of him pretty much keeled over a SoFi Stadium gift bag table. Just like, you see, in the bathroom, he had the- So guys, when you're in the bathroom and you have the drunk guy at the urinal and you have the hand above kind of resting just so you kind in the bathroom he had the so guys when you're in the bathroom you have the drunk guy at the urinal and you have like the hand above kind of resting just so you kind of hold your balance yeah he was peeing like that because he ate too much food dude i had the drunk guy lean going the meats were hitting me bro the ability to be in the sights of the stadium and eat the food was awesome and what's legit is that was just only one level i know we were talking to some of the workers who are actually fans of the

Woody show. And they're like, Hey, that's just the level that we're on. The level below us has like 11 more options that you guys need to try. And we'll be back. I just want to know when they're going to hand the keys to the house over to you and Randy.

Cause you guys have been there. What? Like three or four times now running around on the field. We've been lost. Like every time we arrive, we just walk around we're like hey what's up security's like oh hey what's up hey how you doing we're back see you again literally the epitome of if as long as you act like you belong there you belong there like yeah you have a good man no thanks all right do you know what's funny though because randy's like in this food coma

and i had to go to a birthday party and i go, Randy, I don't have time to drop you off at home. Will you come with me to this birthday party? And surprisingly we didn't hit traffic. So I thought we would be there like right when the party started, we got there probably half hour early. And I was like, Randy, let's just chill in the car. Randy out snoring. I was exhausted. I was snoring. And you should see randy at the party like he's just like hey what's up nice to meet you i was literally a fish out of water they're talking about stuff that like i'm like was that even a word like what is that you know of wealthy people she had this woman had her iphone down no case yeah down on a wooden table just like this and we'll just leave

it like straight ball and we're like like, we're talking about like buying houses. And she was like, yeah, like five or seven. Oh, 500,000, you know, 700,000 something. No, she was like 5 million,

seven. She's like, no, sweetheart, $5 million. And I'm like, what the, what are you doing?

Me and Randy were like, all right, well, it's time for us to go. I knew, I knew like I would, I was out of my element when I walked in and it was Fleetwood Mac's plan. There's like a,

there's like a charcuterie table table and cheeses and hummus. It was legit, though. It was legit. It was really well done. It was just I'm not accustomed to that sort of fancy living. So when I'm there, I'm like, I don't even know what half this crap is. Randy's been sweating out his entire day. It's so if I eat everything.

Yeah, so then I went from eating hamburger subs to now being offered like little ritz crack not really sorry not ritz cracker that's an insult yeah like fancy artisan crackers from like bulgaria or something with some fancy cheese on top like i remember one of the guests was talking to someone there she's like oh my god i love this cheese and i i think it's only imported overseas right of course and i'm like oh yeah of course yeah the ratings are so by using the nacho cheese dispensers He's like, oh, yeah. Of course. The other day, my breakfast was a microwavable Philly cheesesteak that was frozen downstairs.

Yeah, but of course, my cheese comes from overseas. Sitting in the corner with the meat sweats and staring at the shirt. Well, of course, Randy found the dog and he was like, hugged up with the dog. You can see the photo at What's New Pod on Instagram. You guys want to get into some food news since we've been talking about food let's do it all right food news now you guys said that you used to hang out this place a lot back in the day and now they want you back panera is upgrading its bakery cafes wow because they want you back they want to make it cool inside again will you go back yes or no i mean i'll go back but panera was always kind of like like a

starbucks for me where it's just sort of you go do stuff or hang out people have some coffee always look like people from it were in the panera you know they have like serious pc setups yeah i've seen people show up with imax and towers like to like video edited stuff and it's because they have no bandwidth limits on their wi-fi man you can You can do whatever you want. Panera's like, you want to go to a restaurant sort of vibe, but you don't want to fully commit to having a waiter and server or a host and stuff, so you just sit at Panera. I'm down to go, man. I miss their grilled cheese sandwiches.

They had like a four cheese fontina grilled cheese. Their paninis are good, dude. I love their panini. I knew Panera was too healthy for me when they were like, oh, we offer a salad or an apple as your side. I'm like, I'll just take another grilled cheese sandwich. No, I'm good. All right.

All in, all out. Costco now sells nuggets that taste just like Chick-fil-A nuggets. Yes. Now, I have the Sam's Club knockoff version of the spicy chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A. Yeah. It's pretty legit. Oh, okay. So I'm willing to try the nuggets from Costco.

Yeah, I'm down. I'm all in. Okay, another piece of food news baskin robbins is adding slime as one of their summer toppings now it looks like nickelodeon slime hell yeah on your ice cream it tastes like sour berry slime nice i'm down i can see that being enjoyable on like something that compliments it i mean don't put it on like chocolate ice cream or something. You put it on French vanilla, and then you just get pure French vanilla with sliminess, berry. I don't know.

Put it on some cookie dough. Eric's a too sweet guy, right? Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Did you say cookie dough? Yeah, cookie dough ice cream. With sour berry slime. You're a menace to society.

You weirdo, dude. What are you? I mix the flavors up. I dabble here. Again, he is not a trash can. He is a garbage disposal. That is the most vile thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth. I almost said fat mouth. I dabble here. Again, he is not a trash can. He is a garbage disposal. That is the most vile thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth. I almost said fat mouth.

I'm sorry. Sour on cookie dough? Are you crazy? Yeah, that's weird. Okay, so moving on to Church's Chicken, the forgotten chicken chain. Church's is pretty fire, but you don't really see them everywhere. Just for Tyler, they're bringing back the bourbon black pepper smoked chicken, all in, all out. I mean, it sounds good.

I've never had it before. You've never had churches? I see churches plenty, but whenever I see it, I'm never in the mood for chicken. Yeah, I've never had churches. You've never had churches? No. Oh, it's pretty good. Never had it, but I see it all the time.

Yeah. All the time. I've also never had it. I've never even seen one. So, churches trip. Churches trip trip sam's club trip all right my pass on the church's trip okay next up weed infused shrimp chips all in all out shrimp shrimp chips now shrimp chips you ever have them i'm assuming are they shrimp that are just yeah they're in chip form yeah they're kind of like uh i would say pork rinds but shrimps oh. Well, I mean, shrimps, you know, jumbo shrimps like that.

So, I mean, Randy's a big pork rinds fan. You were eating those like hammer for like two years. See? Tyler's a big porker, so, you know. Yeah, he's into pork too. You also like chicharrones? I don't know. I just, I don't know how I feel about like random just weed infused stuff.

Like, I mean, I'm sure I'll taste it. Why not? You square. But no, no. But it's like, if it's not even to get you high or you have to eat an entire bag of pork rinds to get there, the flavor might even be a little bit off.

What if you're already high and you want pork rinds and it'll get you more high? Oh, yeah. Maybe. Keep your high rate going. If you're getting too high and then be like, damn,

I wish I just had some regular shrimp right now. Yeah, I know, right? All right. Go for some real shrimp. Seabass here talking to you about one of my favorite topics and a topic that Menace finds hilarious, boners. And if you want yours to be strong and long-lasting,

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Maybe a little bit. But Nintendo is turning one of its OG factories into a museum near Kyoto, Japan. The factory was built in 1969 and mainly was used for manufacturing playing cards, which, you know, that's how the company basically started. And then they started making video games.

Kyoto is also located near Osaka, Japan, where Super Nintendo World is available at Universal Studios Japan. All in, all out. Bort, go check out the museum and to go to Osaka.

Let's freaking go! What are we doing? Let's go right now! New Japan Pro Wrestling's in Osaka. Let's go do everything! I want to go right now, but it's super restricted still. It always confuses me why places in America don't just take notes and copy what Japan does. Japan always has the fun stuff. It's like a Godzilla-themed

theme park. It's a Nintendo theme park. Nintendo museum. They'll do it eventually, but it's like a weaker version. We're getting the theme park. You know what you can Nintendo theme park. A Nintendo museum. Well, they'll do it eventually, but it's like a weaker version. Well, we're getting the theme park. You know what you can't do? You can't do Lego World. Look, you can't get the Nintendo museum here. However, there are other cool museums. Like, if you go to Riverside,

there's a McDonald's museum at the original McDonald's location. Why are we not there either? Let's go. Dude, my nephew is running around talking about Pokemon and yelling about Bowser. Yes! He's playing his Switch right now. He has a birthday party coming up either? Let's go. My nephew is running around talking about Pokemon and yelling about Bowser. Yes! He's playing his Switch right now. He has a birthday party coming up and it's Pokemon themed, so I got a trainer invite.

And he's running around talking about Pokemon and, Wow, Bowser! And I'm like, what? That's my thing, guys. I know, I'm like, jeez, man. That's pretty cool. What's incredible, too, is because you talk about Pokemon, I bet kids nowadays aren't even raised in the movies and the shows, the OG stuff, because there's probably new iterations

of it all. Yeah, he's just playing a Switch. He's got games on it. He's like five games. That's wild. All right. Another tech news. Now, I know Eric is all in on this, and Randy, I believe, dabbled in it as well.

AMC stock surges more than 100% to a record high. Have you sold or are you holding? I'm holding. You're holding? I'm holding. Okay. I'm at 67 right now. 67? I hit 71 overnight, but I'm holding. I'm nervous though. I got the tingle in my jelly. I look forward to Monday after Eric finally emerges from

this blur of a weekend and it's back down like 20 bucks. I know. If I lose a bunch of cash and AMC plummets while I'm blacked out, I might just now come home now now here's the thing eric this is my advice to you as somebody that has watched this kind of stuff before when you see people that say online dude everybody hold until it hits like let's say 70 right yeah yeah everybody hold until it hits 70 it's never gonna hit 70 it will hit like 69 and then everybody's gonna cash out we're not gonna do it first of all 69 nice and then everybody's gonna

cash out i'll never hit that like the doge coin to a dollar thing right what how high did it go 70 cents 70 something cents and then everybody's like oh it's not going a little bit higher i'm gonna cash that is my problem it's kind of like it's kind of like same thing it's a little bit why i like sports betting i make my bet and I watch the game. When I do like tables or even slot machines, I get greedy and I keep playing and then I lose my ass. And I'm like, damn, I should have pulled out like $75 ago. Now I'm in the hole.

See, same thing with these stocks. I kind of like, well, just take a little more. A little more. What's 10 more cents? What's 50 more cents? And next thing you know, it's like down two bucks. And I see so many people posting about this now. It's all over my Instagram.

Everyone's stories, everyone's posting. It's going to go down. Another fun fact about AMC, by the way, I'm only going to get into, it's funny that you brought up betting because that's my next subject, but the AMC CEO back in March gave both of his sons, just randomly,

500,000 shares of AMC stock. So now that stock is worth over 3.4 million dollars each my god and that's the thing i bought in when it was not even super cheap because i was i was in when the game stop crap was going on it was amc supposed to be next never hit super dipped i never sold just because i didn't want to sell in the hole yeah and you could have bought when it was dipping like dude and the pandemic was going on it was like two dollars a share you could have dumped a hundred100 in it. I know.

And where it's at now? Honestly, I hate the tweets. $4,000 probably? I hate the tweets that are like, hey, if you put in $1,000 a year ago, you could have had this. Okay. Yeah. What a shut up. Puff off, bitch.

If I put a million dollars a year ago into a company that I didn't know that was going to pop off, I could be a billionaire right now. If I would have known how all the sports happened a year ago, I would have been a millionaire. Back when I was an infant child, if I had told my dad, Dad, invest all our money in Apple, I wouldn't be one here. Where's Biff in that almanac? Could have did it. Look at you. I know.

The next thing I was going to ask you, is anybody going to be doing any betting while we're in Las Vegas? I'm going to do too much. You are? I'm on the fence because much. You are? Oh, yeah. I'm on the fence because I kind of want to bet $100 in the bucks because they're plus $500. So if they win, I'm going to win. That's actually a decent bet.

I'll win a little bit. If they get past the Nets this round, they're getting out of the East more likely. Yeah, the West is looking a little weak this year. But I don't know. I feel like when it comes to me, I'm always so hesitant to do it. So I just put it on someone else's shoulders. That's why I'm like, Eric, can you just bet for me? How is Tyler not jumping in right now? Well, because I think Tyler's show. I'm waiting to hear the thoughts. I just put it on someone else's shoulders. That's why I'm like, Eric, can you just bet for me? How is Tyler not jumping in right now?

Because I think Tyler's... I'm waiting to hear the thoughts. I'm trying to get ideas. I look forward to this weekend when Tyler's like, did you know you have to pay for parking here? Not my money, man. I don't have any money to bet. I'm actually planning on throwing some money down on Bucks and Nets game one, because that's on Saturday.

That's what we do. You bet, and then you watch the games, and you scream at TVs. This is how you end up poor, living in a van down by the river. People like Eric who's like, dude, just trust me on this. I always win. Who won you money? Well, hold on. That's what I'm saying. Hold on. That's what I'm saying.

Again, hold on. Let me finish before you interrupt me. Eric will be like, yeah, keep betting. So then you think in your mind, you know what? I can do this by myself. I'll just start gambling by myself. And so then you don't ask people like Eric for advice. You're like, put $100 on whatever winning, and then you lose all your goddamn money. Who has money waiting for him in Vegas when I get there tomorrow?

I know Eric. Oh, that's right. I know Eric doesn't want to talk futures bets, but I did look some up regarding the NFL because I'm not really educated enough for this weekend to do any bets. I'm sure Spicy Nacho, she will bet on some basketball games because she loves basketball. But I did look up some stuff and you know that I love long shot bets because the big, big payoff.

So these are the ones that I looked up. Now, if you put down a hundred dollars for the Houston Texans to win the Super Bowl, you will win $17,600. Jesus. I can guarantee you do not waste your money. That is not happening. A less risky bet that could possibly happen. If you put $100 down for the Bengals

to win the AFC North Division, you'll win $2,100. See, that's not a horrible bet. That's not a bad bet. They could sneak in and grab. They'll probably be second ahead of the Steelers behind the Browns. They could steal a win or two maybe in their discussion. See, my futures bets that I have waiting for me was Dodgers World Series

and the Bills winning the division, the AFC East. I'm not going to do those bets this time because they're favorites and it wouldn't pay out that much. What I'm going to do is I think I'm going to get Josh Allen MVP. I think he's plus 250. Alright, here's another one that I looked up. A long shot. If Cooper Cup of the Rams

becomes the regular season MVP and you put down $100, you'll get $25,000. Well, keep dreaming. That's a tough sell. That's when you throw like $10 on and hope for like $2,500. Yeah, he's good, but I mean, I don't know if I put $100 down. Okay, here's another one.

Another $100 bet. Now, I don't even know if you could do this at a regular casino, do this bet, but for a comeback player of the year, if you put down $100 for Kyle Long of the Chiefs, you'll get $15,000. Well, there's a good reason why these are long shots. Yeah. Because these are very much so very long shots. I don't know if that's the type of bet you could make at the casino.

Yeah, it's a prop bet to win the award. The most realistic one that you have is the Bengals maybe winning their division. Because of the injuries and stuff. $2,100. I want to win $17,000 or $25,000. I mean, you got to risk it all if you want the coin, my friend. Maybe, maybe. The big day we're there is on Saturday.

So we'll have at 4.30, we'll have Bucks-Nets game one. We could possibly have Suns-Lakers game seven if it gets pushed that far. And then game seven, Nuggets-Trailblazers on top of the full slate of MLB games and two NHL playoff games. Wait, so are you going Bucs? Did Tyler said he's going Bucs? I think so. I'm actually going to go Bucs on that. Okay, cool. So I'm betting Nets. I actually feel confident. Okay, whatever.

That's how we go this weekend. Tyler, how are you feeling? See that ticket? Flip it and I'll pay more actually. I'd love to be able to just like go back and forth between LA and Vegas like super quick. Like a bullet train or something. Yeah, a bullet train.

I know a plane is available, but it becomes costly. We're not millionaires here. We can't just hop on a plane every weekend if we wanted to. I would lose my ass if I lived in Vegas. I would be so broke so quick, man. I'd be like, I'm a heater, and I would bet so much and probably lose my ass so quick. Where's Eric? He's stuck in Vegas. He sold he sold his car yeah he's under a bridge right now

I think you'd calm down I think a lot of the gambling for people that move there and people that become townies like they get over that very fast but the night life still stays a lot you'd probably be one of those mole people you hear about that live under like the overpass the drainage systems I'm actually losing my voice

so I think I should wrap up because I want to be able to hang and talk with everybody tomorrow and be able to record the podcast on Saturday. Thank you so much for listening to the podcast. And please come hang out with us in Las Vegas, 8 p.m. at Park MGM, the Center Bar, right in the middle of the casino, tomorrow night. Also, Saturday, once again, Lazy Dog Restaurant, Las Vegas Bowl Bar. You know all that stuff. Hell yeah.

And we can't wait to see you there. Tyler, are you going to be able to hang this weekend? Yes or no? Yes. By this time, 24 hours from now, I will be somewhere over the Four Corners area of the United States. Yeah. What does that have to do with you being a Michael weekend?

What does that mean? I'm just excited to go, dude. I'm counting down. But did you hear the question? Yes, I will be fine. I will survive. Do not worry. Okay, can we all just have a bet amongst the four of us?

How long does Tyler last throughout the weekend? Oh, he's done first night, and then he's dragging ass all day Saturday. What we should do is we should have a listener who's going to be at the Lazy Dog event. Count how many words Tyler says during the podcast recording, and then we should bet over or under how many words it is. Well, you can't tell him about the bet, dude. Now she's going to throw the number. He'll just throw out random damn things.

I'll probably forget it. Whatever. All right. You guys got to put some respect on my name. Give us a reason to. Tyler, if you outlast Eric and Randy this weekend, then I will show you a nugget of respect. Do you want him to die?

Cool. Well, before we go, we always got to shout out a bunch of podcasts. Shout out to Tailgater Sports. Just go to tailgatersports.com. That's with Randy, Eric, and Tyler. Follow them at tailgatersports on Instagram. And you guys are going to have a bunch of other content that we shot at SoulFi Stadium, right? Oh, yeah.

We got a video going up. Plenty of stuff. Yeah, we're going to have a ton of videos of our awesome time hanging out at that little food event. Randy has one video particular that I really enjoy. Using the cheeseburger sub. Yeah, the cheeseburger sub. He's not eating it. I'm using it as a vessel to converse with someone. Alright, cool. It's a fun time. I'm using it as a vessel to converse with someone.

All right, cool. It's a fun time. All right, awesome. And make sure you listen to the Bortcast with Bort. Hell yeah. Just go to thebortcast.com. That's thebortcast.com. Anything new with the Bortcast that you want to shout out? Yeah, a brand new episode just came out with me, Shastakola, and Eddie.

Full crew has evolved in it. We're going to be doing a vintage compa giveaway this week, so pay attention to at the Bort instagram you'll have that and since i remembered it last um you guys if you guys all want to listen you can hear am i having a midlife crisis already really you can hear and decide for yourself amongst these little tidbits of facts little nuggets um i think i'm going to learn a new language all right right. I did change all my social media handles and find out

what new music genre is making me happy and is the only thing that's making me happy. Is it a midlife crisis? Find out. And you bought a sports car. And you bought a sports car.

You know, that'll be a surprise later. And a polo shirt and some khakis. Yeah, and I'm getting rid of all my action figures. And some action figures. Lies. I'm joking. I did see you and some khakis. Yeah, and I'm getting rid of all my action figures. Oh my god. Lies. I'm joking.

I did see you wearing some new balances. I thought that was kind of weird. Also, listen to Nerd Now Podcast. Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com. That is with Ravy, Cameron, and Randy. He's back there once again. Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com. Check out our boy, Joe Coy.

Just go to j-o-k-o-y.com. It was his birthday the other day, so happy birthday to him. He's going back on tour. He has a movie coming out. It was just announced that he's signed with ABC Television to come out with his own TV show. So hopefully he still remembers us

after all this fame of having all this stuff drop at the same time. He'll remember you. Yeah. Just go to J-O-K-O-Y.com. Listen to this podcast. JoeCoy.com. I was just on the phone with our friends, Matt and Kim, right before I did this podcast.

I was talking with them because they're just killing it on TikTok. Follow them on TikTok at Matt and Kim. And make sure you check them out around town, wherever they're performing around this country and around the world and stream their music. Just search Matt and Kim, wherever you find music, check out the sex with Emily podcast. Let's go to sex with Emily.com. That's sex with Emily.com at sex with Emily on Instagram. And don't forget, listen to the mothersothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Just search The Woody Show.

My throat is dying right now. I gotta stop. But do you have anything to say before we leave? Bort. Gonna have a fun time in Las Vegas. Everybody, we will see you there. It will be a blast. Heck yeah.

Except for Tyler, who's gonna drop out the first night. All right. Randy? Yeah, see you guys in Vegas. Remember, if you have any frogs, bring them to Tyler. He is the first night. All right. Randy? Yeah. See you guys in Vegas. Remember, if you have any frogs, bring them to Tyler. He is the frog man. He's the frog whisperer. Frog whisperer.

I will slap your frog across the room. Dude, you see that? So who made the meme? Oh, Chino. Yeah. Chino made the meme that we posted at What's New Pod, and it was playing the audio. And it showed Tyler's new hands. But you can see in the comments, Tyler was not feeling it.

Accurate footage. It looked like Tyler was about to toss that porto itself. I think Tyler's worried about What's New Life spilling over into Houston life. You know what? I think so, too. I'm trying to, guys, I'm trying to start a new beginning in Houston. Put some respect on my name. But then he tells this degrading stuff about himself.

And so it's like, well, why would you want that out there? Yeah. Embrace it, man. I said I saw a frog. I never saw I got warts on my hands or anything. It went from like,

I drink a lot and eat greasy food to I saw a frog. It's not my roommate. It's my new pet. Times have been tough, so I leaned in for a kiss and now we're living together. Maybe he doesn't want that out there because he has a new milk mama that's following him on social media.

He does not want to see that. And it's just a bigger frog. Another Vegas prediction, will Tyler visit Lids at Planet Hollywood? Yes or no? I thought. Does he have time? I did not know there was one at Planet Hollywood. I've been there with Woody.

Watch. It's going to happen. We're going to be walking. We're going to be walking. He's going to be like, you mean store number 46597? Yeah. Let me hop in the back. I think I need to get back here. He's going to have his employee card with him

to get the discount. Where's Tyler at? Hey, you guys go on without me. I'm going to hop behind the register real fast. You're going to need some help. I've heard good things about this embroidery machine. Yeah, these guys, you know, they're trying to dig out. I'm here to help. Hey, don't worry, guys. You guys can't use my discount anymore. Assistant manager of the Houston store. Alright trying to dig out. I'm here to help. Hey, don't worry, guys. I just can't use my discount anymore. Assistant manager of the Houston

Store. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave? Let's just get to Vegas already. Alright, Eric. Oh, dude, you know where my mind's at. Vegas? Vegas? No, no. Work tomorrow. Oh, I'm just kidding. Alright, guys. Thank you so much for listening. We can't wait to see you in Las Vegas, Nevada.

If you can't make it, I'm sorry you can't. We'll figure out something later down the line for us to all hang out. But in the meantime, enjoy the podcast. Please rate and review it wherever you listen to the podcast. We really, really appreciate you. And we'll see you Saturday. What's new? What's new with Metis? we'll see you Saturday.