What's New Podcast - Product Pitches, Thanksgiving Food, Black Friday Deals, Randy The Pack Rat

Episode Date: November 14, 2019

On this episode we cover Product Pitches, Thanksgiving Food, Black Friday Deals, Randy The Pack and more!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace. I am Menace, your host. I am joined by Bort, aka Brett. He is an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show across the United States. Also available on AFN around the world on the Freedom Channel every single morning. He has an assistant. His assistant is Nick Soundwave, aka Eric. He has multiple names that you'll hear him exchange from now and then. And he is also a part of Fox Radio. So I'd like to ask

him a bunch of questions about sports. real quick yeah before we get past that ravey came up and asked me and said yes people have been pointing out or questioning your nfl picks saying that i was possibly giving you answers or influencing your yeah i have not i know menace says i like sports but i have not even mentioned a possible pick to you at all during this never not a single pick. I learned about his roster the same point of the day as everybody else on Thursday mornings. Now, Randy also works on the Woody Show.

He's our video guy, but he's more than that. He is a radio DJ himself on stations. What stations are you on, Randy? Alt-106.1, Crab Radio in Bakersfield, and Alt-98.7 in Los Angeles. To the right of him would be Tyler. Tyler, the board op for the Woody Show on Alt 98.7 in Orange County and Los Angeles. What is up, Tyler? I'm back.

Well, that was the first thing I was going to bring up. Tyler wasn't on our last podcast. He had the week off. And Tyler, what did you do while you weren't here? I did absolutely nothing i stayed at home threw my xbox in the living room played a ton of call of duty and that's pretty much it well we thought you would spend all the time with your girlfriend that you would be focused on her the entire time did you guys go out did you do anything oh we went out once just for dinner

but i mean once she has a really busy school schedule she has hey hey hey she's on the track to graduating she has a busy school schedule we don't need tyler to torpedo i know you didn't want to visit okay you didn't want to visit her at school you didn't want to take her lunch or something you didn't want to walk into class with a bunch of roses definitely no no come on you're not. Oh, come on. You're so romantic. So you're telling me you didn't rent out a white horse and surprise her at school? No, no, I did not. And pick her up in a chariot?

Nothing? I do have another question. I want everybody to chime in. We've asked this question before of Tyler. Oh, God. When we found Tyler sleeping in his car while it was running and freaked everybody out that he was dead my question is everybody pay attention yeah yeah is randy on drugs okay here's my example there's a possibility on drugs nick soundwave get ready to chime in as well let's

hear it okay here we go the other day i asked randy i said hey randy can you go get some breakfast pizzas don't say anything randy can you go get breakfast pizzas he goes from where and i said jokingly i said anaheim right which is how many miles from where we're at 40 miles 40 miles away and he goes really and then i go no randy and then he immediately goes on the computer and starts googling breakfast pizzas why would he do that because a thousand times we've already gone right across the street from the radio station and got breakfast pizzas from whole foods why would he ask me where from and then go online to look up breakfast pizzas when we've always got breakfast pizzas

from the same place? That's why I'm asking, is he on drugs? And not only that, he looked up breakfast pizzas in Anaheim when you just told him no. You're joking. Doesn't that sound like somebody that's on drugs? You know, as the resident dumbass of the group,

I cannot condone his actions. I don't know what happened. Does that make any sense at all? Here's the thing about Randy. He's easily disheveled, guys. I mean, he's kind of like a squirrel or like a dog. So if any kind of slight tweak or any kind of slight light bulb moment,

it's a hard right. So he heard OC and then it's just it's just probably a tailspin. It was in the morning. Am I going to really have him drive to Anaheim to go pick up breakfast pizzas when we've only got breakfast pizzas from across the street? Maybe he's not on enough drugs. Maybe we need to toss something in his morning coffee. What was your reasoning?

All right. Honestly, guys, if you really want to know, so because I haven't been able to go to the doctor, I have been experimenting with these newer kinds of pills I find online to help with my attention. So he is on drugs. No, of course not, you idiot. What are you taking?

Are you guys on drugs? I'm taking pills. No, I'm kidding. Are you guys on drugs, you effing idiot? Okay, so you're on the pills. No, I'm kidding. That's a lie. Are you guys on drugs for believing me for that?

What are you talking about? Okay, then explain the reasoning. Why would you start Googling breakfast pizzas? You're not giving me a reason. No, well, I'm getting that. Damn. Soundwave knows firsthand just how absolutely crappy my memory is so i just had a really you know had a brain fart moment how do you not remember that we always get pieces it's been a quick okay number one i'm exhausted all the time oh no dude you have

no basis for that oh you have superpowers did you get too hard to sleep and you drink only diet coke my thing though is like i don't know just it's been a while since we had some breakfast pizzas i just the dots just didn't connect in that moment admittedly admittedly it just they just and you drink only Diet Coke. My thing, though, is like, I don't know. It's been a while since we had some breakfast pizzas. The dots just didn't connect in that moment. Admittedly, they just didn't connect in that moment. The sad part is the dots are right next to each other. You know what? I think I got it, guys.

I'm going to slap him across the face. I think I got it. Randy's been spending a lot of time in the OC. Maybe he just forgot where the radio station was. He's been spending a lot of time with the Ducks. I think maybe you kind of triggered him. He's like, oh, yeah we're tell the five where should i be looking here yeah guys i'm pretty much at the border of anaheim right now i might as well just go nutty but for real i i just had a brain fart moment so what you're saying is you just don't pay attention to him yeah he doesn't well maybe okay i don't know the timeline because i don't remember when

i was so frustrated i don't remember when I asked for the breakfast pizzas. Yeah. And I noticed when Disney Plus launched, you were up all night watching Disney Plus when we get up early in the morning. That's a lie. I saw 10 minutes of it. Obviously, nobody would know that because I didn't tell anybody that, but I saw 10 minutes of it. Yeah, but that still means that you were up late. You were posting.

Disney Plus. You were posting at like 1130 midnight. Disney Plus released at midnight on the West Coast. No, it didn't. Shut your mouth. Shut up. I don't have third world country internet like you, man. Believe me, I'm on top of this stuff. It released early, however,

Randy doesn't sleep during the day like most of us do. He doesn't nap like we do. I'm a koala. So it sounds like he was up all night. Yeah. How many times have we been on this podcast to be disciplined about sleep? Guys, it was a one-time thing. I just wanted to watch 10 minutes of the

Mandalorian get off my back. I'm sorry. And you know he watched. You know he's lying. He watched way more than 10 minutes. No, I'm not lying. I swear. I can't grin. What is this? He's laughing. He's a liar. Am I in a gulag? I can't grin now? What is this? Alright, I'm not lying. I swear. I only saw 10 minutes. Look at it. I can't grin. What is this? He's laughing. He's a liar.

Am I in a gulag? Like, I can't grin now? What is this? All right, I'm sorry. Who puts on The Mandalorian for 10 minutes and then doesn't watch all the way through? Me. Liar. Because I stayed up and watched it.

Well, because you're a bat, dude. You don't sleep at all. Well, he slept during the day. Exactly. Well, thank God, you know. Just don't sleep like normal people. Okay, stop deflecting. That's blue level. You're deflecting. How am I deflecting? Okay, I'm sorry. I forgot we get pizzas from the TV. Well, thank God. Don't sleep like normal people. Stop deflecting. That's blue level.

How am I deflecting? I'm sorry I forgot. You're a liar. See, that's a good indication you're on drugs because people on drugs, they lie all the time. They'll never admit the truth. I love how this went from me admittingly

saying I had a brain fart to me being a dirty liar. Well, it only took 10 minutes for you to say you had a brain fart. Oh, yeah, because my mic was cut off for half of it. What the hell is this? All right, so I don't want to dive too deep into Disney+, because I know everybody's already talked about it and bombarded over it for the past 48 hours. But I did watch Mandalorian.

I've watched Encore. I've watched some National Geographic, like I said I would. This thing about dogs and the evolution of dogs. Dogs and how they got their shapes. Yes! Shout out. I love that. What have you watched so far? To be honest, I've only watched two things. That's all I've had time for. Alright.

The Mandalorian, which I stayed up that night to watch it. Rip. Which ruled! And I watched an episode of Spider-Man from the 90s. Oh, yeah, yeah. I saw that Marvel has that whole. Yeah, so all the Marvel animation from the 90s that was on like Fox Kids or Kids WB, that's all up there.

So the original X-Men, 90s Spider-Man, Silver Surfer. Dude, I saw they had Spider-Woman. Spider-Woman. I didn't even know that existed. That was from the 70s. Spider-Woman's up there as well. Nick Soundwave, what do you watch? Yeah, like Brett,

I've only had enough time to watch two episodes or something. Well, I watch a movie in an episode. I watch the first- You can't just stay up 24 hours like Randy. Well, that, yeah. He's on drugs. And I also, I have roommates.

Adderall. I also have roommates. So my roommate had to control the TV for a chunk yesterday. So I was stuck watching shameless reruns. Wait, you don't have a TV in your room? Well, I haven't bought Disney Plus yet, so I'm mooching off his

until Friday. So yeah, I was mooching off his because I want to get the ESPN Plus package and I want it to line up with my paycheck, so I'm going to get it on Friday. But yeah, so I watched the first episode of the Mighty Ducks, the animated series. That was my ish growing up, man, so I'm going to probably binge that a couple times through in a week and then i watched a big hero

six oh yeah i've never seen it and that's something i mean i figure i'm gonna watch tons of movies that i would probably never actually go out and buy yeah you know i would have never stopped and bought big hero six so i watched it last night with my roommate and my legit right yeah i loved it was good all good. All right, Tyler. I watched the first 15 episodes of Kim Possible yesterday. 15 episodes? 15? Can we address his time management? How the hell do you have time for 15 episodes?

I was watching the episodes while I was doing my health benefits. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on now. 15 times 20. About 20 minutes. 20, 25 minutes. 22 minutes.

Okay. Jesus Christ, man. 22 minutes, no ads. So it's three episodes an hour. That's like five hours. It's not too bad. Not too bad. Okay.

This is coming from the guy who stays up all night. Oh, damn. Good one. All right, Randy. We're giving you a shot. What did you watch? Well, I saw the first episode of The Mandalorian after watching the first 10 minutes. And then I also saw the movie that I was most looking forward to,

The Three Caballeros, which is an old animated Disney movie. See, leave it. The Flying Donkey. Dude, but I've only had, honestly, I've only had time to watch that movie and The Mandalorian. Although I did start a little bit of Star Wars Clone Wars. Nice. The series. Although I'm kind of disappointed there's a Cartoon Network

spinoff of it that never really got released. The animated one, not the CGI one. Well, no, no. The animated one was like a prototype TV show. Oh, okay. So it took place while the filming of Episode 2 and Episode 3 was actually happening. It was little shorts, and it was supposed to bridge the gap between the two,

but after the movies came out, Lucas went back and said, you know, I think I could fill this in more and made a CGI show that lasted for seven seasons. Well, soon to be seven seasons. Six seasons are up on Disney Plus right now. Seventh comes out in February. And just like you, I kind of hopped around the Nat Geo section.

So I saw a little bit of Gordon Ramsay, his show. I haven't seen Jeff Goldblum's yet, but I did watch a good 20 minutes of dogs and how they got their shapes. Top of the watch list. So, when Disney Plus happens, people have to come up with the idea. I know there's been Netflix, there's been Hulu, there's all these streaming services, but still, people have to go to a meeting

and they have to do a thing called a product pitch. So, this is my big idea. Disney Plus. And then they pitch the idea to everybody in the room we kind of have something similar on the woody show every monday we have our idea pitches that we do and then we pitch the ideas to woody and woody sees if he likes them or not so here on the show today i want to do some product pitches so i have asked everybody in the room to come up with an idea a product

that they can pitch to everybody. Are we doing this like Shark Tank style? Yeah, Shark Tank style. So we're going to see if everybody's all in on their idea or all out. I'll go first with my product. Okay. Now, I've noticed something that people complain about a lot, and I see it here in the office in our bathroom, and it has to do with pee. All right?

So pee ends up everywhere. For people that don't know that do not have a unit or a penis, you would think that pee would come straight out like an arrow, you know, like just a laser beam straight where it needs to go. But it's not the case sometimes the streams shoot out different different ways sometimes you get dual streams you got one stream that's going the other going straight and another stream that's kind of shooting off to the right how does that happen i love how for the longest time i've had these

thoughts but i thought i was the only person that had them. Yeah, I know. The streams are going all over the place. It's not just one stream, ladies, if you're listening. Guys. It's harder than you think. Yeah. It's not just one stream that's just going straight. It's not point and shoot.

No. Sometimes a stream will go straight down, and that's where you're getting the issue. Look, sometimes one will go left and one will go right. You're like, what do I do here? Or you underestimate where you're getting the issue. Like sometimes it'll, one will go left at what will go right. You're like, what do I do here? Or you'll underestimate where you're aiming. You're like,

ah, you have to make a quick adjustment. So my product idea is the P tube. All right. The P tube. Just think of like a, a PVC pipe that you could carry with you. All right.

You might need like a, a man purse or a PVC pipe that you could just put off to the side in your bathroom and you use the P tube. So when your, your streams come out, they can't shoot anywhere else. They get caught up in the P tube and then go straight into the toilet. What do you think?

You might need a man purse for public use or maybe your lady can hold onto it for you but you use the P-tube and the streams won't go anywhere but the toilet. I'll let my investing partner Bort go first. Alright, one, I like it. I like it a lot.

I have an idea of how it could be compactable though. Now, if you remember pirate ships, Manus, you would know. You worked at a pirate store. The kaleidoscope. Have it be like a kaleidoscope. You just whip it down all of a sudden

and then you retract it and you slip it into the little coin pocket in your pants. I like this. It's easy and you can clean it easy. Okay, what's the material though? Because I feel like a hard PVC pipe. Okay, a plastic. I like the retractable retractable version that'd be cool you can put it in your back pocket so your lady doesn't even have to hold it for you dude literally the coin pocket

who uses this thing on pants but then you know you could do i mean i might need a little bit larger than the coin pocket maybe my back pocket but you know if you think you need the coin pocket that's cool it just needs to fit over like the end of it right i'm gonna need a little wider hole no man just like put it on there man it doesn't need a wider hole for mine yeah so walking like you you have those uh those lawn chairs you take to uh like picnics over your shoulder yeah but the overall of a sudden you just go. But the overall idea, are you all in or all out on the P-Tube? I'm in.

I'll be good. In? I'm going to pass. Oh, damn. I don't have a problem with my stream, guys. It's not a practical application for me. Imagine this. He has a perfect stream, guys. Hold on, hold on.

Unless I'm blackout drunk, then I just don't really care and I'm not going to remember the damn P-Tube. Okay, perfect 10. Here's the thing. When you are drunk though, how often does it go a random direction?

I don't know, man. I'm usually at not places where I care either. I'm either outside or like in a star bath. So he's the guy that doesn't care about us. Yeah, I guess.

Or just in general. I can see the usage, but I don't know. Okay, I got 90% of the room. Yeah, you did. It's okay. All right. Who's next? Who wants to pitch next? I'll go next. All but I don't know. Okay, I got 90% of the room. It's okay. All right. Who's next?

Who wants to pitch next? Oh, next. All right. Tyler. Okay, so my idea is pretty simple. Pass. Okay. Okay.

I feel like we have some of this technology already, so I feel like this could work. All right. So one big problem when you're a newborn parent and your baby's crying, you can never figure out why exactly they're crying sometimes. It's just a mystery. Like, well, they just ate. They just went to the bathroom. Like, what could it be? Yeah.

So what I want to do is create a bracelet that you can put on a baby's arm that will measure their bodily function and will tell you what exactly it is that they need. Damn, Elon Musk. This is pretty big so all right kind of like an iWatch what monitors like certain things like your heart rate and things like that i don't know if they can totally break it down and know exactly what they want you know they try to do that with animals with uh babies they kind of have a thing where it reads their voice that kind of like gets an idea of what they want but an actual monitor on their bracelet is kind of a cool idea you know potentially measure emotions

i'm not 100 sure if we have that technology yet but yeah we're pretty close okay well maybe they can take the data though we're like okay this is the heart rate or uh you know the overall body function yeah that was happening when they were hungry and then maybe they can just break down the data to make that actually work. And is this a big ploy for you just to tell us that you're having a baby? It is not.

Thank God. It is not. Are you sure? Because you just... He's multiplying, guys! Nope, nope, nope, nope. Let's shut that down right now. Shut that down. We're shutting that down right now. That is not happening. They're multiplying. Shut it down. Shut it down.

Look, he said he only hugged out with VD once during his vacation. Shut it down. Shut it down. That's all I need. Shut it down. Shut it down. That is not happening. How much do you want to bet, though, that he already has an idea of what he would name

his kids and the whole thing all in his mind for sure? My son's going to be named Rock. And my daughter will be named Undertaker. Yeah. Okay, that's a good middle name. What if I call them Rock and Mankind and they can be the Rock and Sock connection? Alright, if you can

get all that technology and put it in a bracelet and have it actually work, you know what? I'm all in on that because you'd be a trillionaire i'd be i'd be all in but the technology just doesn't seem to be there that's the whole i think we have some parts of the measuring emotions thing that's the thing that caught me though say it was there okay yeah i'd be all in for that all in yeah i'll be all in i guess you could buy a mood ring until then you know just here's my babies. Oh! You gotta be out, boy.

Because there's way too many OCD people out there that freak out about everything. Well, that's what happened with Woody of The Woody Show. He didn't like his Apple Watch because he kept on freaking out about the heart monitor. He thought he was having a heart attack every five seconds. Randy, the other day, ran up the steps and immediately thought he was about to drop dead

because his heartbeat was way too fast. Well immediately thought he was about to drop dead because his heartbeat was way too fast. Well, he probably was about to drop dead. All right, Randy, what's your product pitch? All right, my product pitch, I've had this idea

for a very long time. As a young adult, you don't learn when's the right time or the right temperature to drink coffee. I don't know about you guys, but my drinks always burn

the living ish out of my mouth. Yeah. They're too hot. Or if I wait too long, they're too cold. They're not hot enough. So I'm devising a smart thermos that adjusts to you and picks the perfect temperature, and it alerts you when it's the right time to drink your coffee.

They already have that. Where? Everywhere. Starbucks. What do you mean everywhere? No, they don't. Yeah, they do. Don't they have those little thermometer things on the side?

Yeah, they'll tell you how hot it is. It's not a smart thermometer. Have you been on Google? I'm here. All right. Nick's out wave next. That's a stupid idea. Some brainstorm time here.

Should we save for all day? Well, you know what? The P2 was a dumb idea. Bitter. Dude, the P2 was fire. WeTube was a dumb idea. Oh, bitter. Dude, the P-Tube was fire. We were at orange level. Okay, shut it down. He says the P-Tube is a dumb idea, but he's the dummy who invested in it.

Oh, wow. Oh, damn. Yes, he did. You said you were all in. Yes, he did. Okay, we are now. You know what? Okay, when you come out with the version of that cup that's already available, I will

buy it from you. How about that? The P-Tube is basically just any tube ever. Nope. It's a P-Tube, patent pending. Yeah. That's compactable and will fit your member to its size. It's for pee only.

And it will measure how hot your pee is. You guys can join your mentions together. A smart P-Tube is next. Nick Soundwave, what's your pitch? Okay, so mine is an app. Okay. All right, so it's more, so it's about, surprise, surprise,

it revolves around sports, okay? Okay. Sports, sports bars, you know, when you go out to get food or you go out to drinks, you know, maybe on a football Sunday or, you know, any other random day of the week. You're going out, you want to watch your team. A lot of out-of-towners this would appeal to. So say I'm a Buffalo Bills fan,

and I'm trying to find a sports bar where the Buffalo Bills game is on the television. So this would definitely apply to the big-time Buffalo Wild Wings, Dave & Buster's, Tug of TV, stuff like that. Or a fan bar, right? Yeah, yeah. We live in Los Angeles, and there's 49er bars.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. So I would click open the app. Open the app. Something like Waze map pops up. You see all the little icons. You click on an icon and it says, oh, 49er bar. Game's on TV here. Or you click on a random bar and it says, oh, Kings game is on this TV.

So you can see what is there. Because how many times have you gone to a sports bar hoping, hey, this Detroit Red Wings game is on. And you sit down and you're and you're like oh crap and they don't even have the nhl yeah because i wanted to follow the miami versus colts game and i couldn't find it anywhere i had youtube tv i had uh at&t direct i couldn't pull up on any of my services you have this app you click the app you pull up the map and you click on all the sports bars around your area and you can actually pull up and see real time okay what's on tv in this bar so you're not wandering around aimlessly hoping you stumble into a random bar that has the dolphins and colts on it or being that guy that calls yeah or you sit down and you're awkwardly hey man can i uh can i get

the colts and dolphins game up while the lakers are playing or something so now it alleviates the um the randomness and the now it alleviates the um the randomness and the the searching though yeah the variable the searching so you can pull it up and you go into a bar knowing okay this game's on the tv it's live linked to their outside of the app that shows what's on their tv well check this out you know what you would do like okay in the tech community what you would do to make a ton of money, you wouldn't even come out with an app. What you would do is get the technology and you would sell the technology

because I'm sure every team has their own app, right? Yeah. So what you would do is you would white label the technology and you would sell it to the team's app. You would pull up the Bills app. Pull it up right up, says like sports bar section. Yeah, and it would know my location. And if i just happen to be a bills fan that's in st louis missouri it would already pull up where i can go watch the game yeah because anybody could search

on google sports bills sports bars yeah but then you have to go through yelp reviews and you even wonder if they're you know whatever so what you would do is you would just come up the technology the people already have the Bills app downloaded, and it would just be a section that would pull that up. Yeah. All right, I'm in. As long as you can come up with the technology and sell it. Let me get on that.

You're good. I'd be all in, and then you can add the option for, I mean, if you'd sell it to a network, say Fox, and then they could add in the option for UFC or boxing. Yeah, you could do pay-per-views because any of those things dude I ended up at a yard house during one of the uh McGregor fights sat down I'm like hey you guys gonna have the McGregor fight on like oh sorry we don't do UFC because we don't do like violent violent pay-per-views and I'm like I'm like I just ordered food and beer and then so I ended up

streaming the on my phone at my table at yard househouse. I'm like, how the F did I get here? I could have just stayed at home. Wow. That's crazy. I love it. All right. All in. As a sports fan, I love it. I'm all in.

I love the idea. I was waiting for Randy to say something and not nod. I think that's a clean sweep, guys. I think that's 100%. All right. Oh, 100%. Okay. I mean, it's useful.

Next up is Brett, a.k.a. Bort. What is your pitch? All right. So I want to travel a lot of places, right? I want to go to Tokyo, above all else. And I know Menace is a world traveler, likes to go all new places. And Google invented that new thing

where you can take a photo of something and it'll translate the language right in front of you into English, right? And obviously they have type in whatever it is and it'll translate into a voice one. I want an inner ear translator. I want it to, someone's speaking Japanese next to you. It goes in and it translates in English right into your ear.

You don't have to worry about some speaker box saying anything. Just inner ear translator. I hate to pull a Randy on you, but. They already did that. Yeah. If you, you just got a new phone too. Yeah. If you would have got the google pixel the headphones do that

all right next one i'm just kidding also just a heads up too not to brush your bubble but if you do travel to different countries there's actually devices that you can rent at the airport oh really you can hold you hold it and you hold it up to somebody speaking, and then it will play back whatever they say in English in real time. Yeah, but then you have the awkwardness of that. It's out loud. Do they have a headphone on? See, what he really wants is the headphones on so he can e-drop on what everybody's saying.

That, too. I need that. Here in Los Angeles. We're going to create headphones like you want. The headphones are going to ping whenever something's the right temperature. And then it'll also ping you and go, hold on, I need to go right now, and you need to aim correctly. And then it'll automatically broadcast out,

and whatever language you're speaking, where can I find the nearest P-tube? Oh, right. And then how many stalls are open? You grab the P-tube, and then you'll even have a targeting system with eye goggles that go over your head, and you can aim correctly. And you can aim correctly. And you can aim correctly and pee all over Tyler's stupid idea.

Yo! All right. I like it. I bid on that. So over the weekend, I did a lot of planning because the holidays are coming up, Thanksgiving. And I just want to ask, when it comes to Thanksgiving, what are your must-have items for Thanksgiving? And I'm going to go first. My must-have item, my number one favorite, stuffing.

I love stuffing. Even if it's just straight-up stovetop stuffing, I'm all in on the stuffing. And then I would say mashed potatoes with some salt in it and some pepper. That ranch little dressing you put in. You know, I go hardcore for some pumpkin pie. Pumpkin pie all day. I'm going to sound a little crazy here. No, actually, it's a question for you.

I'm going to sound a little crazy here. I don't think I've ever had traditional classic stuffing. Really? What is classic stuffing um there's actually bread that you can buy that you can make stuffing out of yeah at the grocery store and then you put in your own spices and sometimes if people make it themselves they put chunks of salary in it for some reason wait yeah yeah i'm not a fan of that me neither Have you ever made it in the turkey? My mom makes it in the turkey. Yeah. She'll shove it up in the,

give it a good fistful. Yeah, I don't do that. My family never did it. Yeah. But I heard you can eat Koli from that. Here's the question. You have mad diarrhea? Spicy nacho.

You've obviously been there for Thanksgiving. There's stuffing. Many times. Still same kind of stuffing? I usually vote for the stove top stuffing because i just love it so much yeah um no but i'm saying do they make their stuffing with bread also yeah dude what would you make stuffing with my stuffing my entire life since i was a kid till now my mom and my family's made it it's been beef like shredded shredded beef with potato green beans all that stuff that's the stuffing made out of beef yeah so wait are you talking about like putting beef in the turkey or just like on the side they go

this is that's what they call stuffing my family refers to that as stuffing what else was in it it's uh shredded beef um, potatoes, green beans. Are you sure it's not just straight up taco? No, it's not. No. It's not. What? It's always been presented as stuffing in my family.

That's some weird. I mean, it sounds awesome, but it sounds like some weird casserole. It can't be stuffing. Dude, my house has very untraditional, non-conventional foods for Thanksgiving. Give us one more. One more unconventional thing. Red mashed potatoes. And they're red because my mom mixes in beets and she puts it in there.

I've heard of this, though. I've heard of this. No, I know. But I'm 100% team Minnesota. I absolutely hate it. Number one, it has the most disgusting, vile thing in the face of the earth. Beets? Olives.

Followed by beets. Whoa. Olives are gross, man. You're tripping. In the mashed potatoes? You're tripping blood. It's been three years ago was the first Thanksgiving where we invited our neighbors over and they made OG traditional mashed potatoes.

Oh my God, dude. I ate so much mashed potatoes. You have no idea. We don't even have gravy yet. That Thanksgiving was the first time we ever had gravy. Are you being tortured? Dude, I cannot stress this enough. My family is just so...

It's not normal. It's not. Dude, I don't even know any other Salvadorans that eat that. You didn't even have gravy? No. We would make turkey, rice, barbacoa, shredded beef, and then ham. That was pretty much it. Wow.

So you can't even give me any go-to items. Like last year. Yeah. Last year in there was the first time I ever had green bean casserole. Last year in the Woody Show studio. Yeah, the Woody Show studio. I think Julianne brought green bean casserole. That was the first time I had ever tried it. The first time i ever tried i actually enjoyed it i didn't

mind my mom makes some bomb ass green bean casserole and it sucks because these these things these this kind of thanksgiving is so embedded into my psyche that when i see other people doing other you have the most unique thanksgiving of life because no one has ever said any of that stuff to me don't even get me started on the year we did Alfredo chicken. I'm like, what is this? Like, why can't we have just a normal Thanksgiving? All right. A normal Thanksgiving.

We're going to skip you. Tyler, what is your go-to items? I don't know what I just heard, but okay. Yeah. I have more questions. It's blowing my mind. People, if you're listening to this podcast, please go to, if you're a SoundCloud listener, go to our SoundCloud and comment there and say, oh, I've heard of this before.

I don't think we have. Or go to our Instagram page at whatstodepod on Instagram and say, you know what? I've heard all these weird items before for Thanksgiving. I've never heard any of that stuff before in my life. Where is this cookbook so I can burn it? Dude, I want to throw it off the highest mountain I can find. All right, Tyler, what are your go-to items for Thanksgiving? Also, for the record, olives are absolutely disgusting.

Just throwing that out there. Only on a pizza. That's good. Because you can't taste them on a pizza. You can have, look, you guys can have your turkeys. You can have your hams. You can have your mac and cheese. You can have whatever.

There is one specific thing at my house every year, and if we don't have it, it's not Thanksgiving, and it's a dessert. My mom makes this thing. She gets this big glass bowl, and she fills it with three different layers. And this is one of the layers, and it is repeated three times. The layer is brownie, chocolate pudding on top of that, wow whipped cream yes crunched up I think there's score bars vanilla wafers maybe crunched up what I think there's score

bars I'm not 100% sure she crunches those up throws it on and then repeats that three times it is amazing and here's the thing so much makes sense right now I was about to say all of a thing. So much makes sense right now. I know. We would make that. I was about to say, all of a sudden, Tyler's size makes sense.

And yours doesn't. After your Thanksgiving. All you need is meat. So we will make that. And my mom will make one of those. And then she will make another one that is a Thanksgiving theme. So replace the brownie with basically like a pumpkin type brownie. Oh, my God.

And replace the chocolate pudding with the pumpkin pie filling. Oh yeah. Dude, I need you to bring these into the studio. I will do so. I will do that. I was like, before you even say that, because I know what you're going to say, this dinghole will be like,

oh man, my mom makes the best food ever. She makes so many great pastries and bread and stuff. How come you're bringing any in? How come I never bring it in because you eat it in five minutes? I wonder why. I brought in the banana bread and walked away for five minutes and came back and it was gone.

Wait, hold on. He brought in banana bread? You see the selfish bastard? Randy took it? Well, he brought it for me. What? How come I never heard of this? I love banana bread. Let's turn it on. This selfish bastard.

Hold on. Banana stuff is bad. Hold on. Don't banana bread? For the homies? Madison's upset, dude. I'm pissed. I love banana bread. I know.

Me too. You have no idea how hungry he is from this conversation. I'm starving. So Tyler brought it in once. Okay. Once. Yeah. I forget if we were off that week or not.

I think we were. I think we were off that week. Oh, no. Don't try to save him. I think we were. Yeah. Wink, wink. No. Once. Yeah. I forget if we were off that week or not. I think we were. I think we were off that week. Oh, no, don't try to save him. I think we were. Yeah. Wink, wink. No, no, no. I'm pretty sure. Yeah.

No, because I ate it in here. Because Tyler brought it in and said, do you want any? And I wasn't down that day. But then Randy took it and Randy finished all of it. Tyler came back for a piece. He's like, where is it? Randy ate it. It's a doggy dog world, bud. That is going to

bring me to another topic that we're going to come back to later on this podcast. But take note of that, of Randy taking that. Oh, God. Alright. I will bring more. I will bring in more delicious heavenly things. I want these joints that your mom made. Menace, guys, I'm pretty

sure he brought it in. He's like, hey, man, screw Menace. I brought this for you. That is a ton of luck. That is 100%. Wow. Brett was there. Wow. All right.

Nick Salway, what are your go-to items? Number one on the list, guys, sweet potatoes. Yeah, dude. I can't get down with sweet potatoes. I hate sweet potatoes. Cooked, nice and juicy with some marshmallow roasted on top. Marshmallows and the caramel sauce. It literally goes on every single item on my plate. It goes on top of my

turkey. It goes on top of my stuffing. It goes on top of my mashed potatoes. It pretty much replaces any thought of gravy for at least three weeks of my life. I'm down. If there's sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, yams, whatever you want to call them, I go for at least three servings. It's the juiciness of my plate. Lots of

potatoes in my life. I love... And yet he still has this kind of body. What the hell? I love pumpkin pie, dude. I can't get enough pumpkin pie. I drink pumpkin pie milkshakes. Oh, guys. They had that four pounder at Costco.

I had the pumpkin pie habit milkshake the other day. Where are they right now? Excuse me, guys. I gotta go. I gotta leave. I have a gift card. Let's go. There will be times Where so I mean This time of year

I always get pumpkin pies And I turn them into go snacks So I cut out a triangle What? And I kind of scoop it out And take it out Like a piece of pizza Yeah

That'll be my breakfast At least two or three times It's funny when there's A whole pumpkin pie in the house I'm like okay I'm just gonna have a little bit And then Within an hour

Half the pie is gone I don't even Dude I don't even front You know how you get Like a nice little triangle Right angles the house i'm like okay i'm just gonna have a little bit and then within an hour half the i don't even i do i don't even front you know how you get like a nice little triangle right angles i get like such a such an obtuse like grounded part of it dude it's like all right brett what is your go-to items uh let's see pumpkin pie of course i really don't get down with any of our pie on thanksgiving i don't know why i i get why there's other varieties, but there should be three pumpkin pies and one of whatever else. Yeah, like I'll maybe take a bite of an apple pie. Don't be that guy that brings other pies.

Just bring a pumpkin pie. Yeah, that's all we need. That's all we need. I mean, I love pie in general. I won't stand by pie slander. Go ahead. Sweet potatoes. Yeah, I'm down with that too. Mashed potatoes. Honestly, though, this is going to sound weird, but green bean casserole, I'm totally down.

But it has to be my mom. I mean, it's edible, but it's not on fire. Hot sauce in it, and it tastes amazing. You're losing me. All right, all right, all right. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Cornbread. Oh, yes.

That's it. Speak on it, Brett. If there's no cornbread, screw Thanksgiving. Cornbread. Oh, yes. Yeah. That's it. Speak on it, Brett. If there's no cornbread, screw Thanksgiving. Done. Yeah. I'm all about that. This is how off the chain it used to be back in the day when my grandma was head of Thanksgiving. Yeah.

She would even make the cornbread and make a little bowl of chili on the side. Oh, yeah. The spread was off the hook yeah but not anymore because everyone can't get along we can't get together i yeah i have to have multiple thanksgivings across the country and you know what helps that doesn't catering help with that because you could just send yeah last year i did whole foods yeah i just catered the entire thing. But we're actually going to be getting into town early this year for Thanksgiving. So Nacho said, you know what? I'm just going to make everything from scratch.

All right. Another big part of Thanksgiving is the Thanksgiving deals. Black Friday, people go crazy. Then there's Cyber Monday. And there's already been a ton of advertisements out there of people showing what they have available yeah and i wanted to see if you guys know of anything that you've already spotted that's a great deal i saw on costco.com i think the best deal is if you you know if you have a family that just enjoys a lot of time together in your house and you love streaming you know, Disney Plus and things like that, invest in a television.

I've always found awesome deals at Costco on TVs. If you want to go super hardcore, there's an 82-inch television available for $2,500. And if you're like, you know what? Let's not waste all of our money on each other. Let's just put all our money in together and just get a giant TV. That's pretty extreme, but you can get way cheaper televisions, gigantic ones. I'm talking 4K ones for not that much money at all. It's funny you mentioned the TV because I was looking at that earlier.

Samsung is going to have a 50-inch 4K TV for $280 at Target. Nice. See? You don't have to go hardcore in the 82 inch tv yeah next out wave have you found anything um i'm actually going to be looking uh for a tv for my mom she's uh kind of like i've mentioned the past she's in the stone ages so she doesn't have a smart tv so she's actually uses netflix through an old ass dvd player uh-huh and she's trying to figure out how to use disney plus i'm like well mom I don't think you can use Disney Plus on your

ancient technology so I'm going to probably go and get her a TV but I'm going to be shopping at Best Buy guys because Best Buy has good deals too one of my TVs is from Best Buy because my fiance she accidentally paid off our Best Buy credit card on her so she put

instead of 52 down the minimum payment she put put payoff all. So we have a lot of wiggle room at Best Buy this year. So I'm going to be looking for a TV. And I'm in the market for a new computer. So I might try to get a new Mac because mine is disk full, apparently. It's very full. Very, very full.

You know, there's these things called thumb drives. You can load them up on some of your storage right there. Well, there's probably some deals on some Macs right now, too, because Tim Cook just tweeted out, I don't know, hours before we recorded this podcast, that a new MacBook Pro is being sold, I think, by this Friday. OK. Yeah. So that means all the older ones are just as good. The ones that I have right now are probably going to be deep discounted. And I've bought laptops off this before. just as good. The ones that I have right now are probably going to be deep discounted.

Then there's also, and I've bought laptops off this before. If you Google Apple outlet, there's an outlet of awesome refurbished ones that you can get deep discounts on as well. I have a laptop that I'm still using that I bought off that website. What about you, Brett? Did you find anything? Currently, there's a toy website I'll go onto and usually find things for a pretty good price. It'll be their Black Friday deals. I'll do it the entire month. Big Bad Toy Store. So if I'm looking

for something that's a little bit more expensive, a little bit more pricey, I'll go on there, grab some stuff for other people. And then to Target, honestly, I'm going to go. I already know they got video game deals. I get the brand new latest game for the price of one. Target kills it when it comes to game deals.

I was just looking at the calendar. Pretty stoked. Black Friday's a payday, guys. Oh! Is it a payday for me, Abedis? Make it rain. Wait. Please. It better be. Please. It is! It is! Nice! I'm going to buy so many TVs.

Let's buy stuff. No, I have a wedding to pay for. Well, buy Menace's wedding gift. I know. Do you know what? Actually, this is... Perfect. I'm glad you guys are in the room because this ties into my wedding.

I'm about to tell you right now. I went to the DMV the other day, right? Yeah. And across the country, I guess everybody has to get their real ID, right? The deadline, I know at least in California is next year, October 1st. Now, that'd be October 1st, 2020. I'm getting married October 10th, 2020. Now, if you guys plan to fly to my wedding, you're going to need a real ID if you don't have a passport. Do you guys have a passport?

Who has a passport? Randy. Randy. Thank you for speaking. Carry that bitch on me everywhere I go. Because everybody can see what you just held up. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you dickheads can see it.

Thank you. He held up his hand and waited for somebody else to speak. I have a passport. Okay, so Randy has a passport. Nick Soundwave, do you have a passport? I had one in the past. It's expired now. Okay. Tyler, passport?

I have never had one, but I've been meaning to get one because I never know if I'm just going to want to be... Hey, let's go to... Christopher Columbus over here. You know what, VD? You're having a baby. I want to take you out. No, let's go to... Christopher Columbus over here. You know what, VD? You're having a baby. I want to take you out.

No, no, no. VD, my love. I wish you crossed the Pacific Ocean with you. Let's celebrate it before the dad's chasing me out of the country because I knocked her up. No, we're shutting this down. VD. Shut it down. Let's have some fun before the baby's here.

No, shut it down. Let's go to Beth's Shut It Down. Oh, my God. Did you know that baby stuff is also Black Friday deals? That's right. We'll lace you up with a baby shower. Dude, it better be a

co-ed baby shower because I want the free food or not. Oh, dude, I wonder what their gender reveal party is going to be. It's probably going to be him dressing up like some wrestling outfit and jumping off the top rope. No, no, no. It's probably going to be him dressing up like some wrestling outfit and jumping off the top rope. No, no, no, no. And then when he slams down.

That's actually not a terrible idea. Yeah, and then when he slams down onto the ring, the bottom of the ring shoots out the color. Yeah. Okay, so. Oh, you break the table and the table has the inner color. Just to reiterate real quick, nothing is happening. You all need to calm down. But, Randy, I will use that ID in the future.

I do like that. Tyler is 100% a gender reveal party guy. Okay. The final question, Brett, you don't have a passport. I do not. Okay. So if you guys plan to fly, you'll at least need a real ID or get a passport between now and then. I went through this process.

I had to leave the DMV because I thought I had all the correct paperwork. I'm going to help out a lot of people right now. So these are the items that you need to get your real ID, either your social security card. And if you can't find your social security card, you're going to need a W-2 form from your company. You can print one out, whatever. It doesn't matter if it's printed. It doesn't have to be the official W-2 that you get mailed to you. The reason you need your W-2 form is because your W-2 form has your social security number on there.

So if you don't have your social security card, you can use the W-2 form. That's why you got it. Now, second thing is a utility bill with their name on it and your address. Now, Randy goes, wait, I live with my mom. I don't have a utility bill. What's that? What am I going to do? So this is how you can get around it. Yeah. You can get a bank statement. Okay. Right. Get a bank statement. You can go to your bank, say, can I have a bank statement for October? Randy, here's another thing. This is where you might be screwed. Do you pay for your cell phone bill? Is your cell phone bill in your name and with your address on it? I pay for it, but it's not under my name. Okay. See, this is where I'm going to help you out because spicy nacho is kind of in your situation. We live together, but the utility bill is under my name,

so she didn't have that. Also, I have everybody under the T-Mobile family plan, and the bill comes to my name. So this is what you can do. And we didn't know this until we got to the DMV. You can actually just do two bank statements. So say, I need a bank statement for September. I need a bank statement for October.

And then you just need your Social Security card or your W-2 form, and then you're good to go, and then you have your regular ID. So that information is going to help you. But the only thing is I had a passport, so I don't know what other form of ID you guys can use. So that part you're going to have to look up. Okay, so I have a passport card, which of ID you guys can use. So that part you're going to have to look up. Yeah. Okay.

So if I have a passport card, which essentially gives me access to Canada, some of the Caribbean islands, Mexico, as long as I'm not flying, is that okay? Because I'm a little confused because I have a driver's license. Is the real ID completely different than a driver's license? No. Your real ID is you either get a real ID ID or a real ID driver's license. I mean, you have a passport, right? Yeah.

You're good to go then. You won't have to update your ID, but I suggest you update it anyways. I'm actually going to put this information on my wedding website because I don't want people to be stuck at the airport the day before my wedding because they didn't update their ID or they don't have a passport. Watch people start referring to this website whenever people have questions. I know. This random website.

Why am I on this random radio DJ's wedding website? It's weird. Should I send him a gift or something for all this information? I mean, thanks for being clear about it. Hopefully that helps some people out. Again, you're going to have to research the second ID information because you guys don't have passports. Maybe I'll look into that for you.

So we'll update people on a future podcast. Seabass, Bluetooth blowing up everywhere. People asking all the time about Bluetooth. And I just say, you know what? Hit up at Woody producer on Twitter and he can answer all the questions you have about Bluetooth. Most of the most often the weirdest question i get is what is blue chew and that's i guess the clearest thing about it i want to say is that it is the same active ingredient that you would get with viagra or cialis it is a real prescription you're getting but it's way cheaper way easier and direct to your front door way more discreet exactly and if you are curious what blue chew is all it costs is five bucks shipping.

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This may not be running for very much longer because we're coming up to the end of the year. So go ahead and get that now. Bluechew.com promo code Woody. A nice holiday gift. Before we wrap up this podcast, I did indicate that we would be coming back to another topic that we brought up earlier. So we have time for this. Yeah. I didn't forget, Randy.

I'm glad. So when we're talking about the banana bread, which I was very upset by, that Randy just took. Because you weren't here. Right. Allegedly. Allegedly. That's the backstory that you came up with i've come to think that randy is just a straight up pack rat guys oh he is dude if anything comes into this building we

brought this up before immediately randy is drawn to it like a tractor beam and he wants it even if he doesn't need it so let's say a giant pallet of tampons came. Randy would be all over that giant pallet of tampons and be like, hey, guys, what is this? Can we get this? Can I take it? Dude, you have no idea. Right? Am I wrong?

No, you're not wrong. You're 100% right. I actually told Soundwave. Is your house filling up with just free crap? I don't keep everything. But that's the point, though. I told Soundwave on the way out because recently a package arrived and there were some items in it, some games. Yeah.

I took some. Some? Some. You took a whole box worth. All right. An entire box. I got called into that room, said, hey, do you want any of these games? And I look over and Randy's just going through it like crazy.

Like, man. Like, with his little paws because he's a pack rat. I'm going to take a wild guess. There was two giant boxes full of how many things? I'm going to say 50 games. 50 games. 50 games, at least a dozen t-shirts. Yeah.

Ask me how much stuff I left with. I'm going to say one. One. One t-shirt. Randy takes an entire box of crap. That took like six things out of 50 items. What am I going to do with this? You did not take six. What are you going to do with this? You're never going to play these games.

The claws aren't a game. It's an expansion pack, guys. And it goes back to him. He took all the stakes. Remember? I was awarded the stakes. Oh, I was awarded the stakes. Oh, I'm sorry. The last podcast, if you listened to the last podcast, there was a whole stake situation where he took 90% of all the stakes that were sent to this radio station.

Now it's my turn, guys. Let's talk about. Are you a pack rat? Yeah, I'm not saying I'm not. I told Soundwave as we were leaving, I'm like, Gilbert Godfrey, if it's free, it's for me. Now, I told him. Not for me. Not Gilbert Godfrey, if it's free, it's for me. Now, I told him, I'm like, look, man. Not for me.

Not Gilbert Godfrey. If it's free, it's for me. Yeah. Look, Christmas presents, birthday present, game to keep at home when friends and family come over. Now, on to the stakes, because you jerks like to run your mouths about how, oh, look at Randy. He got all the stakes. I was awarded the stakes. Now, remind me, by the way, did I go home with all of them?

Oh, no, that's right. Only because we brought it up. You would have took all the stakes. Now, remind me, by the way, did I go home with all of them? Oh, no, that's right. Only because we brought it up, you would have took all the stakes. You did guard all of them. Tyler doesn't even know about the stakes because he wasn't even here. What's going on? What is it? Why does it matter? We're at stakes?

Look, the only people who are really butthurt about it were some people on the show, but it doesn't matter because Woody was like, hey, man, take them. They're all yours. Now, I could have easily just said to you guys, nah, you know what? I was going to keep them all for myself. I was like, yeah, sure, take some.

In fact, I didn't even take home that many steaks. I gave most of my steaks to Soundwave because he didn't want to take home pork chops. Here we go. Don't throw me under the bus. That's not the point we're making. Did I not give you steaks home pork chops. Here we go. Don't throw me under the bus. That's not the point we're making. The point is- Did I not give you steaks for pork chops?

You would have gave us- You ended up giving us the steaks because we brought it up. I have. You would have went and walked out this building if we didn't bring it up with all the steaks. So I'm automatically supposed to know you guys want something unless you don't ask? Hold on. You don't think we want steaks? You guys always get

on me for, oh, well, if you want something, you might as well ask. All you'll do is ask me. Ask. When have you guys ever asked me for something and I've said no to you? You know, here's Randy's trick. He's deflecting so far we're forgetting the original point of him being a pack rat. No, I'm sticking on the point. I'm sticking on the point, too.

We have two points. One, he's a pack rat, which he has admitted. I did not deny I was a packer. No, I'm sticking on the point. I'm sticking on the point too. We have two points. One, he's a packer at which he has admitted. I did not deny I was a packer. Second is he wouldn't have gave us the stakes if we didn't bring it up. You guys are paying this false narrative about me. I get it. Look, I get it. You guys want to feel better about yourselves. Go ahead. You're taking my lines.

What Randy would have done is that he would have brought back what he didn't want and then said, hey, do you guys want this? It was from the other day. You know, I'm not going to really eat this or use this. No, I would have never brought it back. Tyler wasn't here, so what are your thoughts on this, Tyler? I want to hear his opinion.

Let's go. Yeah, yeah. One of my thoughts is, first off, where's my steak? We have literal freezers here at work, and you couldn't prop one in there? Oh, you couldn't put it in there? That's number one. Bring some more banana bread. How about that?

Oh, no. You know, you brought up put it in there? That's number one. Bring some more banana bread. How about that? Oh, no. You know, you brought up this point to me the other day, man. It's like, man, I'm worried. I think Randy's a packer. He's taking everything. He's asking about everything, touching everything. Yeah. And what does he do?

The next morning, in my fridge is usually energy drinks. Yeah. I brought in one soda, one, one liter of Diet Dr. Pepper. All right. What does Randy doing? Immediately walks in No I didn't What happened? Walks in with Soundwave

What's the first thing he does? Hey how's it going today? What's happening? Like a tractor beam Is this Dr. Pepper new? Who's this? I think all the Dr. Pepper drink is getting Whose is this? Number one. Whose is this? Where's the cig? I think all the Dr. Pepper drink is getting to his head.

It wasn't even in the fridge. It was on top. No, it's not. It was on top of that little shelf right there. It wasn't even full. There was this much left. And I was looking at him. I'm like, Brett, is this yours?

He's like, oh, yeah. Do you want it? I'm like, no, because you obviously drank from it. You dinged on it. He literally walked up and said, hey, whose is this? Where did this come from? Dude, Brett has these weirdest stories that he comes up with, I swear. Are you on drugs?

I think Brett's on drugs, guys. I would like to commend Randy's, I would say, overall awareness because he does notice when there's even the most minute new thing in the room. He does go straight to it. I'm sorry you are all oblivious to your surroundings. You've joined FOD. I have not joined FOD. I've joined Myst, so I'm still aware of the things around me.

Alright, alright. Join excuse generating. I hope that was an intervention. I don't know. I don't think so. I think what I learned here is I need to stop sharing with you guys because you're all ungrateful jerks. That's not what you were supposed to learn. I'm just going to start giving all the stuff I get to Tyler You know what? That's not what you were supposed to learn. What were you supposed to learn? I'm just going to start giving all the stuff I get to Tyler.

All right, guys. It's a wrap. Thank you for listening to the What's New podcast. And I just want to shout out a couple podcasts before we leave. Of course, the Bortcast. Yeah. With Bort. Go to thebortcast.com.

That's thebortcast.com. And I'm sure you can hear some more arguing between him and Randy on there of course always oh maybe hold on what are my notes for this week Disney Plus and Mandalorian so maybe might be is Randy going to lie and say he only watched 10 minutes of it again probably and then he'll lie to me about what he really watched on there

and how much Mighty Ducks he stayed up watching I forgot you guys live in my room too that's crazy you just Instagram live half of it. Yeah, just five seconds. Excellent point, guys. Shout out to all these podcasts. We'll see you next week.

Okay, theborecast.com. Check that out. Make sure you follow The Borecast on Instagram as well. It is always updated. Shout out to the Nerd Now podcast with ravey cameron and the gentleman in the room randy that's me he is also on that podcast as well you guys been doing a special thing with star wars right yeah we've been re-watching and every time i go watch it brett gives me like this evil look he's like you're watching star wars again i'm like yeah you know

because it's something people do it's not that you're watching star wars it's that you're reviewing it because all of star wars rules there's no need to critique it because it because it's something people do. It's not that you're watching Star Wars. It's that you're reviewing it because all of Star Wars rules. There's no need to critique it because it rules. It's Star Wars. I mean, Brad, if you listen to an episode, you understand that I pretty much compliment every single movie. But, you know, I want you to compliment me. Anyway, that's all I do.

Check out NerdNowPodcast.com. That's NerdNowPodcast.com. What's up to Matt and Kim? Go to the Matt and Kim podcast. Just go to MattandKim.com. That's MattandKim.com. They're What's up to Matt and Kim? Go to the Matt and Kim podcast. Just go to MattandKim.com. That's MattandKim.com. They're also a band. They travel the world.

Make sure you go see them live. It will be one of the best shows that you'll ever see live. They're a great band. I'm telling you. MattandKim.com. What's up to Joe Coy? The Joe Coy podcast. The Coy Pond.

Just go to J-O-K-O-Y.com. That's J-O-K O K O Y.com. That's J O K O Y.com. And of course he is touring the country and the world. He just announced a show in Dubai today. Yeah. They just had a second show at the forum too. Yes. He had a second show there and he also had a second show at the chase center in San Francisco. And again, just around the country, he has blown up. Just go to J-O-K-O-Y.com. Get some tickets to see Joe Coy. Taking over the world. Yeah, dude, Joe Coy's Instagram is a trip

because every time I find myself in some actor, some famous Filipino person, politician, they've always got a picture with Joe Coy. Yeah, got to shout him out. And it's always like, I was so honored to meet the great Joe Coy. Also, what's up to the Sex with Emily podcast with Emily? Emily is blowing up right now.

Speaking about somebody that's traveling all over the place and doing cool things. Check out the Sex with Emily podcast by going to sexwithemily.com. And how can we forget Mostly True Opinions with Cameron and Katie? Just search Mostly True Opinions and check out their podcast. And, of course, check out the mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Just search The Woody Show.

Anything else before we leave? Nick, sound wave. No, I'm good. All right. Randy? You guys all suck. Just kidding. I love you.

Tyler, bring more banana bread. How about that? Where the banana bread at? And that stuff you were talking about that your mom makes a layer. I love you. Tyler, bring more banana bread. How about that? Where the banana bread at? And that stuff you were talking about. Listen, listen, listen. How about this? How about you start giving more, eating less?

Giving more, so there's more for us. I believe that is lashing out. And body shaming. I'm chubby. Can we change this to the Randy reaction scale? The menace reaction scale? I'll Venmo some money to you so you can get some items

so your mom can make us this food. Okay, so shout out to my mom for making awesome desserts and stuff like that. Allegedly, I never had it. I will bring in these desserts. And when I bring in these desserts, we will lock Randy in one of the studios and he cannot have any. Oh, what's this?

He cannot have any until everybody else has had at least one. All I got to say is I hope you're fast enough. We'll leave a trail of free stuff, and then he'll walk into the studio. We can lock him in. All right. I won't share with any of you. Okay, Brett, anything before we leave? Just a tease.

I think me, Randy, and Nick Soundwave agree that there may be more What's New Pod gaming tournaments coming up in the near future. Really? In discussion. Primarily, we haven't really been able to figure out an appropriate prize. Yeah. Because this is a pretty big undertaking every time we do it. I may have an idea for a prize. However, yeah, the discussion is maybe an NHL on Mixer coming up.

Oh, wow. Put Tyler in his mother-effing place. And there might also be a Call of Mixer coming up. Oh, wow. Put Tyler in his mother-effing place. And there might also be a Call of Duty tournament coming up. We'll see. All right, nice. Lots of things. And where the pumpkin shakes at. Where the pumpkin shakes at.

Where the at, though? All right. We'll see you next week, guys. Hashtag more pumpkin pie. What's new? What's new with medicine?