What's New Podcast - PS5 buying tips, Life Changing Food News, Roach Problems, Crunchyroll and more!
Episode Date: December 11, 2020On this episode we talk PS5 buying tips, Life Changing Food News, Roach Problems, Crunchyroll and more!...
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What's new? What's new with menace what's up everybody and welcome to another edition of what's new pod i am menace i'm joined by boards
aka brett he's an audio expert and syndication expert with the woody show morning show that
you can hear across the united states and around the world on afn i make this ish work he has an
assistant his assistant's name is eric aka nickk.a. Nick Soundwave. He is very into sports.
He also works at Fox Sports.
We have Randy, who's a radio DJ himself.
Hey.
And he works on The Woody Show.
And, of course, we are joined by Tyler.
Now, I got to remember your new title now.
You are part of a sports show that is?
The Sean Salisbury Show.
Tyler, now based in Houston, Texas.
Big Tex. Stop stop it i wanted to
ask you like how's it been so how long you've been in houston now living so it has been just
under three weeks uh so far so good the apartment is nice it's cozy we can definitely hear the
apartment right now i hear a lot of echo yeah i'm trying my best. There is one minor problem.
I have a little bit of a bug problem.
A bug issue?
I mean, they always
said there's a lot of bugs in Texas.
Thank God I've only seen two
full-blown ones, but we're talking baby roaches.
Oh, no.
Pull the ripcord, dude.
There's one that means
there's 900.
You know, I've told myself I'm going to be nice to Tyler,
be that guy who's not going to be the dick,
but I could have swore some people in this room said,
hey, maybe you should get there a little bit sooner
and check out your apartment before you can move in there.
My problem was is that I didn't have money to stay in a hotel for
multiple nights in order to check out the apartment and then wait for the application to clear i didn't
have a you have a car yeah yes just sleep in a walmart parking lot that's what i did how's the
job going uh the show is really good i'm on air a good chunk of the show nice feels it feels really
good because in a way i'm not sure what that chewbacca what noise
it feels weird because in a way it's kind of like a promotion so when i was working for the woody
show i was just a board op and i was also the phone screener and i got on air a little bit
while i'm working over at uh the sean salisbury show i'm a board op i'm on air and i'm a producer
and i'm the phone screener so it's a lot to juggle, but it's also more of a promotion because I like more responsibility.
I heard you rapping on air.
That went really well.
Oh, yeah, it was great.
Yeah.
Did your boss try to fire you if you didn't rap on air that moment?
Oh, he threatened to throw me in a COVID protocol.
It's nice to see you learn to lead a segment.
All right.
Oh, wait.
All right.
Pause.
Hold on.
Hold on.
But I mean, it must be fun to be on air a lot more.
Yeah, it's a lot of fun, especially since we're talking sports,
and that's my general expertise.
I love doing it.
I love being behind the board, being behind the mic.
It's just, like, I love coming to work.
I don't know how many people are able to say that.
I'm laughing because we do sports with Tyler about every week.
Oh, tailgater sports, right?
Yeah.
And if we had a running tally and everything we did was put up against money,
Eric and I would be wealthy men at this point.
Why?
What do you mean?
If we bet against Tyler because Tyler's pretty much wrong all the time.
For as well-versed as he is in sports, I'm not knocking his knowledge.
He knows a lot of dumb sports history.
He could go toe-to-toe with pretty much anybody that I know.
He's like an encyclopedia.
But when it comes to picking games and outcomes of current stuff,
he's awful at it.
He's so bad.
Dude, that's comedy relief for the show that he's working on, though.
I mean, it works for us.
Like telegator sports, actually.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I mean, look at Ravy.
She lost at Fantasy Sports.
How many weeks in a row did you miss?
Four weeks in a row.
Oh, yeah.
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get into some food news right away because we have
epic, life-changing
food news right here
on our podcast. You ready? Let's do it.
Real quick, real quick, real quick. The fumigation
guy literally just got here.
I got to be out for an hour.
Oh, for an hour?
Okay, cool. He's got a fumigation place.
All right, then, yeah, just shut down.
It's all good, because I don't like your microphone anyway,
so we're going to have to figure that out.
Okay.
For sure.
All right, bye.
Okay, here we go.
Raising Cane's is opening down the street from the radio station.
Whoa! is opening down the street from the radio station.
This is the best news in 2020 that we have had.
This is the only good news in 2020 we've had. That Raising Cane's is coming near to the...
Are you all right?
Are you crying?
I'm about to cry.
I'm about to cry.
I love the location, too, because it's so convenient. It's right down that'm about to cry. I'm about to cry. He's so excited.
I love the location, too, because it's so convenient.
It's right down that big stretch of road.
What is it, like three minutes from the radio station?
Dude, not even.
It's a minute driving.
Literally, it's one light.
No, actually, one or two lights.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a comic book store down the street from here that I go to. It's right there.
So with the direction of the street it's on, because I don't know what
side. I'm not as well versed as the Burbank area
as you guys are. Will the line from Raising
Cane's reach the radio station? Oh, absolutely.
When it first opens? Probably. Yeah. If you don't
know about Raising Cane's, get educated.
It's a chicken spot. It's delicious.
That's what's up. Nice.
We can just cut and go right in. Alright, I have
some other food news. Reese's is
reportedly coming out with a peanut butter cup
with a marshmallow
top. Oh, I'm so in. Are you serious?
I love peanut butter. I think I'm out.
Reese's peanut butter, man,
that's my weakness. Look, I love
Reese's, but marshmallow on top?
S'mores, marshmallows, anything marshmallows.
Marshmallows are
insignificant enough where they don't really affect
the taste. It's not going to be bad. I can house a bag of marshmallows just insignificant enough where they don't really affect it. Like, they're not going to affect the taste.
It's not going to be bad.
I can house a bag of marshmallows just by themselves.
I can't do that.
Just to eat them.
Yeah, but I feel like it's nothing.
There's no flavor.
I don't feel like I've ever had a marshmallow peanut butter combo anything.
Hold on.
I do all the time, actually.
When I go to Menchie's, I load up everything.
What's Menchie's?
It's like a frozen yogurt spot.
It's like a pink berry.
It's like yogurt frozen yogurt spot It's like a pink berry It's like yogurt Better sauces
They have a
So I
Most of the time
I'll load up on like
You know
The usual
Peanut butter cups
Nutter butter cookies
Yeah
I love peanut butter
And then
I get a peanut butter sauce
Drizzle on top
Topped with
A marshmallow sauce top
Oh yeah
And then
For good taste
For good taste Sprinkle on top of some marshmallows
too all right i'm a fatty i should have diabetes i'm not gonna lie here's another one wow here's
another one that i don't care about starbucks will have oat milk in stores nationwide starting
this spring apparently oat milk is the go-to like alternative milk you know why it's low in calories
and it has omega-3s my wife is getting into it a lot.
It helps with the working out. It helps with the
weight gain or weight loss and all that stuff.
It was never on my radar until
Jeremy Piven came in and he
wanted his coffee with oat milk.
Did you go get it? Yeah, I did.
It was after Randy
came and brought him water in
an open cup.
I'll take care of some open latte.
And then he tripped over his dog.
Yeah.
Dog was wandering in the studio.
But nice guy, whatever.
All right.
Next up, here's another thing I don't care about, but maybe Bort does.
Chipotle has hooked up with Miley Cyrus to come out with a veggie burrito.
As a former Chipotle employee,
I can speak on their behalf
where I say that...
Well, you know what, man?
Same here.
Look, I love Chipotle.
I love their steak.
Chipotle.
Chipotle, sorry.
Chipotle.
Chipotle.
Chipotle.
Has anybody given you crap
since you've ate Chipotle
after that little E. coli scare?
Because somebody kind of pressed me once. I was like, I had Chipotle the other day and they're like, you ate Chipotle after that little E. coli scare? Because somebody kind of pressed me once.
I was like, I had Chipotle the other day.
And they're like, you ate?
You eat Chipotle after all that crap that went down?
Yeah, I had it the other day.
It's delicious.
I think it's kind of faded away.
I love it.
They're sprinkling their food with E. coli still.
But that's why when this whole COVID stuff started,
I kind of ran through this a little bit.
Because back when that happened,
corporate literally rented out theaters across the country.
And then you would go to the theaters, and you would sit down down and they would play a live stream of them just explaining what happened.
Here's the new protocol.
It was crazy, dude.
Chipotle, honestly, it's great food.
Being an employee there, a little intense.
People don't realize it.
Oh, yeah.
I had a friend.
Yeah, it's constantly moving.
You have this motto you're supposed to memorize, these responsibilities and tiers.
And they'll quiz you, too.
Yeah, I had friends that worked there. I would always ask for the, what was it, the quesarito? Yeah. Their sort of like these responsibilities and tiers and they'll quiz you too.
Yeah, I had friends that worked there.
I would always ask for the
what was it?
The quesarito?
Yeah.
Their version of the quesarito.
I had a friend that
his job was to get there
super early
and make the chips
like 6 a.m.
Start making the chips.
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh, dude, I burnt the crap
out of myself making chips.
All right.
Taco Bell
is bringing back
the $1 loaded nacho taco
coming out Christmas Eve.
I guess that's their gift.
Here's my beef.
No pun intended with Taco Bell.
I was telling this to Eric and Bort because the other day I forgot I have alerts on my phone from Taco Bell.
So I got a bell chime.
Yeah.
And I looked at it and it was notifying me that the taco was coming.
But then like two other items are going away.
And I don't understand why we're still doing this whole thing where it's like really good food items, but they're going away.
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out, you know, I'm a Taco Bell lifer.
I said if Taco Bell ever sponsored the Woody show, I would get a Taco Bell tattoo.
But I'm finding it hard for me to find what is my go-to item.
I had this conversation with Dr. Sunshine last night,
and I kind of had it with Randy a couple weeks ago.
Del Taco has kind of jumped ahead of Taco Bell
in my go-to.
Really?
100%.
Chicken tacos for a dollar are like my go-to
food right now.
Really good.
They've got this like chicken tender Cholula burrito
right now.
I live and die by the half pound bean and cheese burrito.
Yeah.
Make it bold, and they toss in sour cream and french fries.
So it's like $1.25 for a burrito, and it's so good.
If Del Taco sponsored the show, I would get a burrito tattooed on my arm.
So would I, man.
I lived and breathed Del Taco my entire life.
But you should do that, but with a Del Combo burrito,
because it's pretty much just a bigger version.
Del Taco also has some good sweet game going on.
Their milkshakes, kind of underrated.
Oh, yeah.
They have real malts.
I was doing like Ask Me Anything on Instagram like the weekend before.
Yeah.
And so I was just answering questions all weekend long.
And people know that I'm a hardcore Taco Bell guy.
But they go, are you into Del Taco?
And I said, of course.
I love Del Taco.
And I love their burgers that they have available.
And I go, the burger's super underrated.
And I said, when Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray came into the studio, he backed me up.
And I tagged him in the post.
And he reposted and said, facts.
I'm just saying.
Did you see his logo was Sugar Ray, but in Del Taco lettering?
Oh, yeah.
They have a tight relationship.
But see, that's another reason why I really love Del Taco, too, is because there's more variety.
Dude, the chili cheese fries have been my jam since I was a little kid.
They rule.
You can love both.
There's no issues.
There's seven days in a week.
Taco Bell is just confusing me.
While Taco Bell continues to shrink their menu, I feel like Del Taco's is always getting bigger.
They got tamales right now.
I know.
Chili cheese tamales for some reason.
For the holidays.
If we were in a polygamous relationship with all these different fast food places, Taco Bell is slipping right now, man.
They're hurting us.
They're taking away everything that we love about them.
And Del Taco, they're staying stationary.
It's really good.
We can always rely on them.
I don't know.
They have big plans for 2021.
Who knows?
But they also announced Taco Bell
that they came out with their first all-digital location
and it's in London.
So you order off the app and you just walk up
and you grab your food or you just order a touchscreen right there.
I'm all about it.
I love that convenience.
Their kiosks have always been really good and reliable.
Yeah, the one in Vegas, their big location there, super fun.
Oh, my God.
Talk about a cantina.
I miss Vegas.
All right.
I'm going to switch the subject right here, and Bort's going to be all about it.
A former Israel space security officer has said that aliens do exist,
and there's a galactic federation.
Obviously, aliens do exist.
They've been to this planet.
UFOs come here.
Aliens walk among us.
This guy did all.
He's like the head guy.
He's in with the Gogglemechs, man.
It's funny you should say that because he does reference the galactic federation of planets,
which one you could say is Star Trek.
But two, you know who else said that?
On South Park, when they reveal all about the Scientologists.
really?
Okay, what if the Scientologists, like, they have an in with, like, these aliens and stuff?
Maybe they do.
Maybe they're using the Scientologists as puppets.
Like, the reason why Tom Cruise is, like, what what, like 60 still doing all these stunts is because...
He's an alien.
He's an alien.
He has a rubber exoskeleton on or something.
He like cracked his ribs doing Mission Impossible Fallout.
But it is crazy because then the Israel guy said like, oh, Donald Trump knows all about this and he was going to blow the lid off.
But then he said that he didn't say anything because society's not ready for it.
Okay.
I was watching.
Let's pump the brakes on that one.
A documentary just on that one.
No, no, no.
We were just talking about this.
If this guy knows, then obviously people in head government would know.
I'm not saying Trump doesn't know.
I'm saying the whole like, oh, Trump was about to blow the lid wide open.
Like, I don't know about that.
Well, look.
Look at how many presidents have discussed this.
I was watching a documentary recently and they were exposing it's not just
the fact that aliens have visited here and walk among us and all those different things thank you
the fact that the government knows they don't want us to find out because they don't want us to freak
out they want to control yeah and they don't they don't want the energy and they won't tell the
presidents because they're like you know what that's you don't have a right to know because you're a temporary
employee. And going back to the Trump thing,
why, if he didn't know anything,
why would he just suddenly say, hey, we're going to
launch Space Force out of
nowhere? I do like the
fact that the guy's reasoning was like, I don't
got anything to lose.
He's like, come get me,
whatever. Now, going back to Tom Cruise
being a potential alien, has anyone asked the question,
how did he know just how to fly a jet in Top Gun?
No.
Exactly.
He's an alien.
I'm going back to Top Gun.
My point exactly.
Alien.
I rest my case.
You guys see Independence Day with a little alien in the head?
Yeah, that's Tom Cruise.
Anybody ask Will Smith?
He flew a space jet.
He killed an alien.
So that's why we need Space Force,
because apparently we have beef.
Guys, don't be stupid, okay?
We need an army of Will Smiths.
Those are movies.
Tom Cruise knows how to fly a jet because he's an alien.
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All right.
Randy, I have a question.
How's the PlayStation hunting going?
Are you finally done?
Have you gotten all the PlayStation they need?
I've retired.
You're done?
It's a wrap?
Hung up the cleats.
I'm done.
I know people have been hounding you online. Yeah, why and i wonder why dickheads people ranging from people just
like hey give me one to you know i promised my son i'd get him one if he read his book for some
yeah if you don't know we've been tweeting out that england that randy has the hook up on the
playstations we actually posted a video too of randy with playstations he he cuts out the part
where i'm pleading with
people anyone want to buy this xbox off of me yeah no one wants that uh they want the playstation so
you're you've retired i'm done are you at least giving suggestions to people on how to i uh find
them so how earlier we find these playstations earlier this week i posted a few targets that
said they were in stock i mean honestly your best chance now wait outside of walmart by 7
a.m walk in hopefully got some stuff in stock. I mean, as far as online shopping goes,
everything's been so sporadic, but this close to the holidays, I can't imagine anything.
So you're saying Target though?
Well, Target was in stock that time. The thing is, if you're looking for drop shipment dates
or times, 3 a.m. is always the go-to time because it's 6 a.m. on the East Coast. Kind of screws us
because it's so early, but not us because we're here.
What do you mean by 3 a.m.? 3 a.m. on the East Coast. Kind of screws us because it's so early, but not us because we're here working. What do you mean by 3 a.m.?
3 a.m. Pacific time.
Frog times.
What do you mean, online?
Yeah, they restocked the consoles 3 a.m.
That's what Target does.
And then everything else is just random.
Like Amazon hasn't restocked it yet.
Apparently they have tons on site.
In a warehouse?
In a warehouse somewhere.
Somewhere hidden.
Somewhere hidden underground or whatever.
Dude, it's like Indiana Jones, man.
There's like a giant place with just PlayStation.
They randomly restocked the Xbox like two days ago, but that was up for like an hour.
I don't want one of those.
Okay.
So Best Buy is random too.
Everything's just completely just random.
Okay.
So you're not flipping these things.
You are finding them for people.
Yeah, of course.
And you have been awarded some finder's fees for these.
That's true.
I have. What are you doing with your money with the finderers fees for these. That's true. I have.
What are you doing with your money with the finders fees?
Okay.
So the majority I'm saving, but obviously it is the holidays.
He's just saying that.
And I figured the most important person to get a gift for is yourself.
So I bought a, I think it was like 25, 30 bucks.
It is a little coffee mug warmer. So I just put it there and I put my coffee mug on top and30. It is a little coffee mug warmer.
So I just put it there, and I put my coffee mug on top, and it keeps it warm.
A coffee mug warmer.
You bought a knife for butter that heats up.
That makes sense.
Are you a coffee drinker?
Yeah, I'm a coffee drinker.
Look, I've had this conversation with Soundwave before in which my mom puts the coffee creamer in the fridge.
Am I just never noticed that he's a coffee creamer
or is it a new thing?
It's a recent...
Hold on.
It is not a recent thing.
What are you talking about?
Bro, I'm pretty sure we can go back
onto one of your social medias
and find your exclamation of
I'm now a coffee guy within the last month.
Damn, that's right.
Yeah, that is true.
We have multiple lists hanging around this studio.
I remember that post, Adler.
They're kind of hidden everywhere.
You're going to delete that?
We have decided to create the list of Randy.
Oh, okay.
So every single time Randy gets into something,
he declares that he's into something.
Yeah, so we started marking it down.
So there's Randy Rates Ramen when he became a ramen guy.
Okay.
COVID, unfortunately.
Randy the behind-the-scenes video vlogger.
Oh, yeah.
Lazy.
Randy the video game podcaster.
Wow. Lazy. Okay. Randy the behind-the-scenes podcaster Randy the behind the scenes podcaster Randy
World's best burger searcher
Okay
That didn't even go on my radar
Yeah I don't even think
What doesn't matter
Randy video game streaming guy
Lazyness and COVID
Randy Mr. Diet New diet every week Randy, video game streaming guy. Lazyness and COVID.
Randy, Mr. Diet, new diet every week.
Remember Keto Diet?
That was terrible.
That was ruined in one weekend.
Randy learns Chinese.
Japanese.
No, you learn Chinese.
Oh, and Jap.
Okay.
And then Randy, coffee guy.
Oh, yeah. This has to be new because he's low on the list.
I've been into coffee.
I think right now, though, I'm going to places where the coffee's a little more fancy.
Randy Dungeons and Dragons Guy.
Oh, yeah, that's recent.
That's probably the latest one, the Dungeons and Dragons.
The latest one?
He's D&D now?
No, I've done D&D before.
I just think it'd be fun to do.
And he just bought a new set.
It was a slight drug purchase.
It was $5 on Amazon.
We could add Randy Pokemon Card Guy recently, too.
But that's not Pokemon Card for me to keep.
There's Pokemon Card Guy for me to flip and make money with.
Don't tell me you're Pokemon Guy because we read that one story that a guy found a Pokemon
card at a garage sale and then he sold it for a bunch of money.
I don't have to deny or confirm anything.
Like every other day.
This could be Randy the flip guy because he's
just Randy just resale guy.
I'm adding Randy resale, Randy
Pokemon card guy, but also the latest
Randy the knife guy.
Oh yeah. That's true. Where did this come from?
Okay, so this happened. He's carrying around a knife now.
He's flicking it around and stuff. Can I explain
myself first? Actually, the most recent thing is Randy beekeeping,
but I'll get to that in a second.
What?
So I'll get to that in a second.
Let me finish first with the knife.
Don't do that, please.
So Brett carries one around all the time,
and I've noticed that recently I've had a lot of packages
showing up in my house, and I can't open them
because I don't have a knife.
It's in the other room.
And then I met with my mom's boss,
and her husband's ex-military commando,
like black ops.
And he always carries on this big ass knife and a gun.
And I was like, well, I can't carry on a gun,
but maybe a knife would be cool.
So I bought a knife.
Well, he's reaching for it.
He's right here.
All right.
Right here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Flip it open.
Hold on, shut up.
Oh, wow.
Nice.
I did slice my finger open at the post office though.
That was a bit awkward.
It should be like Randy, the inspired guy. I did slice my finger open at the post office, though. That was a bit awkward. It should be like Randy the Inspired Guy.
He's inspired every other moment.
Look, I'm inspired to do stuff, and then you guys just crap all over my dreams.
No, no.
I'm kidding.
There's nothing wrong with being inspired by something, but you just got to stick with it.
Stick with it for a little while.
I don't know if I can stick with being a knife enthusiast guy, but I'll find it.
Why not?
They have knife expos.
That's why I'm low-key digging beekeeping, bro.
I've been seeing people beekeeping, and I'm kidding.
That's the one you're using.
I'm kidding.
Go back to Keto Randy.
I'm kidding.
Going back to the Sony, though.
Maybe chickens.
The people that make the PlayStation.
They bought... I don't know if you saw this.
I don't know if you're into it, Bort,
but they bought the streaming service Crunchyroll
for $1.175 billion dollars jesus i need to read that right for a billion
dollars they bought it that's a huge asset to game because oh yeah so many people from that
grew up in the 90s and 2000s are such big anime fans i saw that like their biggest thing is the
my hero academia yeah i mean they have a few seasons of that uh i believe on like netflix are such big anime fans. I saw that their biggest thing is the My Hero Academia.
Yeah, they have a few seasons of that, I believe, on Netflix.
Oh, which also, by the way, reminds me,
I've been getting into anime recently, too.
But yeah, that's a huge purchase for them, man,
because people all over the world, all over the country,
get into anime, and not only do they have the dubbed version,
but they also have the subtitle version,
which people are purists over.
Well, think about, too.
That's a lot of ads you could sell.
Crunchyroll is the go-to one if you want to see anime stuff now i know we
talked about this with disney plus but i i don't know if we've ever talked about this on the podcast
just in general if you're going to animation what were your favorite cartoons growing up
oh um i was thinking about them after i was for some reason after i read the country world news i thought to myself okay what was my favorite cartoons and i came up with a few of them i would say tailspin
was basically the jungle book okay pilots version for some reason oh yeah you're like yeah they fly
now well yeah why do they have airplanes but it was so cool yeah it was a dope one wasn't it bears
flying yeah it was bears just flying airplanes it was blue and like all these different animals like uh the tiger was like
another guy that was flying planes it was so random but oh yeah was he like in a biplane or
something yeah yeah and it crossed over with all the other disney cartoons yeah it's on it's on
disney plus if you want to watch it also Also, the Gummy Bears. Hell yeah. Because, dude, they had a dope-ass theme song, and they would drink this gummy juice, which
was like liquid crack or something, and then they would just start going crazy.
They would start bouncing around.
They needed it to bounce around to go faster.
So juice made out of gummy bears coming out of gum?
No, they became the gummy bears from drinking gummy juice.
What were they before?
Just regular bears?
Yeah.
Yeah, just regular bears, but then they drank this potion.
Sounds like an acid trip, man.
It just went crazy.
Wow.
And then my other thing was DuckTales.
DuckTales.
DuckTales was a rule that, you know,
I probably made my obsession with wealth
because of DuckTales.
Scrooge McDuck.
Scrooge and all his money.
Do you guys have any off the top of your head
that you probably loved as a kid?
A lot of the stuff that I
watched that was animated was, Brett and Eric
know Toonami. So late night
stuff on Cartoon Network when they had Toonami. So
Naruto, Gundam,
never got into Dragon Ball Z, Inuyasha,
and then, you know, just Spongebob
and regular stuff on like Nickelodeon. Yeah, those are
a lot of long-running animes. Yeah.
Gundam was great. Yeah. Eric, what about you?
I was the Pokemon kid growing up.
It's pretty obvious from what I've said in the past.
Pikachu, I'm sure me and Brett...
Are you still playing Pokemon Go?
Oh, yeah.
I play it pretty regularly still.
Not as passionately as I did earlier.
I would go out for walks and stuff
because I'm in a different area
where I can't get enough Pokemon stops
to worth my time.
But I open it pretty regularly
to catch a Pokemon, put it away, and stuff like that every other day.
You got to keep your streaks going.
I can't laugh at him.
I respect him.
We discuss on a regular basis because I've evolved to playing Pokemon back on the handheld systems.
Oh, that's right.
So I'm a couple games in right now.
What else did you like?
Yeah, I mean, I was the Saturday morning cartoons kid.
So Yu-Gi-Oh, Digimon.
Oh, yeah.
And then the Nickelodeon side of everything, too.
SpongeBob.
Beyblade. We talkedob Beyblade we talked about
Beyblade a little bit
yeah
what about you Brett
I watched everything
any cartoon possible
all over the place
Brett's list is probably
way longer than all of
our games together
you have any favorites
though like top favorites
top favorites
the Transformers
G.I. Joe
Bucky O'Hare
Ninja Turtles
Batman
the Batman the animated
series from the 90s
was one of the coolest things ever because it was
as dark as the comics
and just the way it was drawn. It was drawn on
blackboards instead of white paper
and it was just really cool looking stuff.
But yeah, the stuff I've kept forever with me.
Again, Transformers. That's awesome.
We have a vacation coming up and I'm probably
going to spend, you know, I'm not going anywhere, so
I'm probably going to spend a lot of my time
just streaming the entire time. Just streaming a bunch of stuff dude and you can
find so many old cartoons in so many different places like again crunchyroll um hbo max has a
lot of stuff from cartoon network 2b has so many cartoons for free uh me and shasta were watching
inspector gadget the other day nice and super mario brothers so we're switching between the
two my niece and nephew just started watching the original pokemon series what is that on netflix i We're watching Spectre Gadget the other day. Nice. And Super Mario Brothers. So we're switching between the two.
My niece and nephew just started watching the original Pokemon series.
What is that on Netflix, I think?
No, Hulu.
Hulu, yeah. They just recently started watching.
They're super into it.
So literally after Thanksgiving dinner, it was me, my mom, and my niece and nephew sitting
between us and they're watching like Bulbasaur and crap.
Sweet.
I just got them little plushies.
So I'm like, oh, that's your little Charmander goes into Charizard.
He's like, what's the fire tail?
Am I tripping
into your big
Pluto TV guy?
No I like Pluto TV.
I mean I
I shouted you out
on the Woody show
the other day
because I thought
you were into Pluto TV.
I like Pluto TV
I like Tubi
Tubi I like for
streaming services
Tubi's free
Pluto's free
Pluto streams
in live time
whereas Tubi is more
on demand
Tubi I like for
old cartoons
from the 80s and 90s and horror movies and some documentaries.
Pluto is great because they have permanent channels for a lot of things,
like Impact Pro Wrestling, Walking Dead, Star Trek, Twilight Zone.
And I'm pissed because they just took this off.
I'm still mad about it.
They had a 24-7 Crank Yeager's channel.
It's gone.
Wait, so it's just live.
It's not on-dem on demand they have some on demand
for the products that they already have like the shows in some movies but it's a live streaming so
you could pull up a channel and just start live streaming and it'll rotate all the shows yeah
all right i got some ideas um here's another thing so i got a notification, speaking about vacations, that my cruise for September of 2021 has been canceled.
What?
No.
That far ahead?
That far ahead.
And they said, yeah, we don't plan on cruising until November.
Where are all these boats, man?
Why can't they?
Oh, they're just dry docked.
What the hell?
Here's an idea.
Virtual cruise.
You know, not actually going out to sea.
You've never been on a cruise.
Sorry, you jerks.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to save the industry.
You go to get drunk and be on a boat, not to be drunk in your kitchen.
The cruise that I booked was with Virgin Cruises, and they just started up.
They've never cruised yet.
Because the beginning of the year, I was going to go on their maiden voyage.
Not a sponsor.
And I paid for it myself.
But everything's been shut down so long, they've already built a second ship that they still haven't used.
So I rescheduled for the second ship because I was like, all right, I'm going to go on the newer ship.
Now that this one's been canceled, they're already going to have a third ship done that they haven't even used.
And anyway, so I'm going to get a fleet.
Yeah.
So I got I got that cancellation notification.
And right after the notification, I had a meeting with our friends at Lazy Dog Restaurants. Yeah.
And we were talking about a lot of things that had to do with 2021.
A lot of fun stuff to do in 2021.
And we started talking a lot about the NFL because Lazy Dog Restaurants and us here,
our home base at Alt 98.7 Los Angeles are partners with the Chargers.
And we're like, oh, we can do a bunch of fun stuff for the Chargers. So I started looking up the dates for the NFL season, and it starts August 5th, 2021.
I think it looks really good for the NFL season 2021 for crowds and stuff like that.
What are your thoughts?
I mean, Fouchdog said that if we get the vaccines, we could have full stadiums by September.
And that's the thing, man.
I mean, we've talked about this before.
The season's going to get finished.
There will be a next season.
This season will be played.
And we're talking kind of like gloom and doom here in Los Angeles
because we're in a really like still shut down mode.
Dude, there's 12,500 people in Indianapolis at Colts games every Sunday.
There will be a season I think where we're on the right trajectory.
And I hope, I mean, I hope in LA I can go back to Los Angeles.
I also think, too, some of the more recent developments here in Los Angeles have been a bit overlooked.
Like some judges overturning the whole eating out thing or the playground stuff where it's like people are just saying that you can grab, you know, your odds of getting the virus are higher, but there's no proof to back it.
So I feel like we'll see more of that eventually.
So once the vaccine gets distributed or starts coming out, people will have to be like, okay, we'll back up your numbers.
We're talking about August 21.
And by that time, people have figured out some kind of ways
to get asses in seats.
One of the crazy things, I know we're not talking NHL,
but some of the crazier ideas I've seen in NHL bubbles
is that a couple teams were talking about outdoor venues
so fans could go and sit and see teams.
Because a lot of the problem is the indoor stuff.
And they're like, well, in these colder cities, we'll put a rink.
They put a rink in Dodger Stadium in November when it was like 70 degrees out.
They could figure out a way to get a rink outside.
That would actually be really entertaining to see that.
Almost like street hockey.
Plus, there's a plethora of college stadiums that are scattered around all over the country and stuff. No one's really going to be
using those. I am getting tired of seeing empty stadiums,
though. But then I also get a little
annoyed when I see fans in stadiums because I get real
bitter about it.
Tell me about it. What's crazy is
college football, for instance, there have been a few
upsets this year. Nothing wilder than
when these teams win and you see all these college
kids just storm the field. Then it's like, okay, so suddenly
it's not a problem.
Notre Dame got in trouble for it when they beat Clemson.
Yeah, it was bad.
Yeah, they were going on and they announced to their campus that everybody on campus leaving for Thanksgiving break and Christmas break had to get COVID tested.
And if you skip town and they found out without you testing that you, they were going to hold your registration for the next semester.
So I'm still taking it pretty seriously,
but I mean,
you're 20,
18 years old.
It doesn't matter.
So I think it looks really good for the NFL season.
And so we're hooking up with lazy dog restaurants.
And we're going to be doing probably a bunch of meetups.
I talked about maybe doing some meetups in Vegas and then maybe the San
Francisco Bay area as well.
And they also have Jolene's Wings, and they have this RV,
and I got some big plans for the RV.
Dude, I've been to the Lazy Dog in Downey like four times during this shutdown.
Me too.
Their outdoor dining was set up.
It was great.
Shout out to them.
I didn't get in the way of my Lazy Dog, man.
Are you a member of their beer club?
Yeah, their beer club.
I got to go pick up this quarter's new beer pack.
I signed up for some of those dog toys.
Spoil my dog. Shout out to go pick up this quarter's new beer pack. I signed up for some of those dog toys. Spoil my dog.
That's what he's doing.
Hell yeah.
And again, check out their new venture, Jolene's Wings.
You can just order online and then pick it up or get it delivered.
They rule, and they're available in a bunch of new states now.
They're going to be opening a new location in Florida as well.
Nice.
Awesome.
And Florida is way open yeah
just walk right in if you want to it's cool i'm gonna have to wrap this up you're gonna go check
out my dentist that's right yeah shout out to dental design studio city my doctor dr sacco he
rules he's awesome dude you got my sister to go there she saw your post and she started going oh
dope yeah yeah it was amazing. They're great.
I'm really looking forward to it.
I mean, I like places that look modern, that look like they're not, it's not going to be
a boring experience.
Like I'm actually going to learn something.
Yeah.
And this place just says that all over.
So I'm looking forward to it.
Yeah.
They rule.
I'm probably going to get Invisalign to them pretty soon.
Okay.
I already did my, I don't know, my measurements for that.
So waiting to pull the trigger on it. Yeah. There are a few things I want to get fixed and taken care of.
So get a cleaning.
Your tonsils?
Well, actually, it's kind of along the lines of that.
I want to look into getting maybe like a mouth guard for when I sleep, like a custom-built one.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe to help with snoring or just helping with overall grinding teeth.
Because the ones I buy off Amazon stuff, I swear to God, I'll put them in at night, and in the morning, I'll find them on the floor somewhere.
Yeah, you have to go get those actually custom done by a dentist.
So I'm looking forward to it.
It should be fun.
All right, dope.
Before we leave, we got to shout out a couple podcasts.
Shout out to The Bortcast with Bort.
Oh, yeah.
Hell yeah.
Just go to TheBortcast.com.
That's TheBortcast.com.
Anything new on The Bortcast's horizon?
Just, dude, talking about a lot of pro wrestling,
a lot about Star Wars, The Mandalorian's ending.
And, you know, there's a lot of podcasts
that you can listen to for Star Wars information
on The Mandalorian.
However, I am a Star Wars historian.
I'm like a movie encyclopedia in the force,
and I dive deep into everything that's happening.
Really?
When Brett said lots of,
I thought he was going to say lobsters.
Talk about lobsters.
Yeah, a lot of Star Wars lobsters.
Shout out to lobsters. Hell yeah. It's Star Wars lobsters. Shout out to lobsters.
Hell yeah.
So theboardcast.com.
Go listen.
All right.
Also, big shout out to the Joe Coy podcast.
Just go to J-O-K-O-Y.com.
He's doing a bunch of shows in Arizona.
Nice.
So that's good.
He keeps on adding shows because he keeps on selling them out.
I'm sure people are looking for stuff to do, but it's hilarious to go see him anyways. Make sure you listen to his podcast. I know he just posted
a new episode. Just go to J-O-K-O-Y.com. That's J-O-K-O-Y.com. Shout out to the Sex with Emily
podcast. Just go to sexwithemily.com. That's sexwithemily.com. Make sure you follow her
online at sexwithemily. Also check out her master class on masterclass dot
com. She just released that not too
long ago. I'm really excited for that.
That's awesome. That's major for her.
Yeah, I signed up on their Black Friday college
student deal, which was $1 for an entire
year. Oh, sweet. That's awesome.
I thought you were going to say something else.
She has a cool Instagram thing
happening right now, a survey class going on.
It's the 12 days
of sex myths with the sexual element podcast
I may have entered
the entire questionnaire
hell yeah
you have to have sex Randy
jokes on you Aaron
Randy is also part of
the NERNOUT podcast just go to
NERNOUTpodcast.com
that's NERNOUTpodcast.com
I know that you guys have been debating this because I was part of an Instagram swipe up.
The HBO Max release versus the theater release.
And I'm all about HBO Max release.
I want to watch it at my house.
Me too.
I do not care.
I love the movie theater experience.
Don't get me wrong.
But the convenience of it being at my house. 100%. Rules. I'm all movie theater experience. Don't get me wrong, but the convenience of it being at my house.
A hundred percent.
Rules.
I'm all in on that.
Plus the argument of like, there are some movies meant to be released in theaters.
Like, yeah, I get that.
But if someone really wants to watch it, they'll watch it at home and then they'll go watch
in the theaters when it's in the theaters.
Yeah.
I do feel a little bit bad for them though, because the old joke was, hey man, your movie
went straight to VHS or DVD.
Well, all y'all's movies just went straight
to vhs and dvd right i don't care what happens i don't care if zombies start popping up as long
as i get to see godzilla versus kong it's whatever man yeah so go check out nerd out podcast.com take
a listen to that check out the matt and kim podcast just go to matt and kim.com that's matt
and kim.com they are also a, so make sure you search their music
wherever you find music.
Just search Matt and Kim.
Make sure you listen to Tailgater Sports
and listen to the sports podcast.
Did you guys just record a new episode?
Yeah, we did.
Actually, the other day we talked about week 14
coming up a big weekend, a lot of playoff implications.
My bill's taking on Woody and Ravy Steelers.
Ooh.
Oh, I caught you talking some smack.
I told this dickhead.
In the studio. Tell him told his dickhead Randy's nervous
I'm pretty much jinxing the bills
Cause they're trending up, Stu's trending down a little bit
I don't believe in crystals or chakras
Or any of that bull crap
But like with sports and stuff
If you get too overly confident
Even though you're just some random dude in Southern California
Like that bad juju's gonna lift up into the air
Randy's a nervous guy though
So you know me poking at Woody and stuff in the studio, he's like, whoa.
Woody and Ravy.
Yeah.
I forgot what you said.
You came in the studio to drop off something.
Oh, yeah.
They made a joke about me bringing in breakfast.
I was like, oh, breakfast is for winners, not Steelers fans.
So, you know.
So I tell Randy that, and Randy's like, wait, what did you say?
Dude, what's going to happen?
Dude, they were heated.
Because what's going to happen is they're from Pittsburgh. They're from the Berg. So they're going to be like, well, what did you say? Dude, they were heated. Because what's going to happen is they're from Pittsburgh.
They're from the Berg.
So they're going to be like, well, what about those championships?
How about those three titles?
See, it's all playful fun.
I know, but here's the thing, though.
Knowing Woody and his style of banter, if you lose, he's not going to say it straight up.
He's going to wait for the perfect moment.
Oh, well, okay.
But that's the thing, though.
If I dish it out, I could take it.
I'm excited for my—I hope they win, but I don't know, man. I'm just nervous out, I could take it. I'm excited. I hope they win,
but I don't know, man. I'm just a nervous type.
Bad luck football juju.
Who do you hope wins? The Buffalo Bills.
Put that on paper. Now he's nervous.
He's going to come into work on Monday.
The Buffalo Bills?
The Buffalo Bills?
Randy shows up.
Why is Randy wearing a Steelers jersey today?
We'll talk about it.
We go over some stuff for the weekend football. Don't fire me. Why is Randy wearing a Steelers jersey today? We'll talk about it. Yeah, so we talked about it.
You know, we go over some stuff for the weekend.
Football.
Go listen to it.
You heard us talk football earlier, so we could do that for an hour.
Oh, speaking of the fantasy update on the Woody Show,
what do you guys think of my picks this week?
I like them.
I don't know.
I feel like the last few weeks you've actually had some pretty solid picks.
Just some people just not delivering.
I think you've figured out the balance of the team, too. you're not as relying on one player as you were in like the
earlier weeks i i do like the fact that ravey's like what do you mean what losses i don't remember
those losses yeah yeah so i got uh screwed by deandre hopkin yeah like dude just give him the
ball it's not his fault yeah the cardinals have been sliding a little bit they got sick yeah they
lost was that the week they lost to the gi no they got upset by somebody that week but yeah they've been trending
down but there was like a whole half where he didn't get the ball at all and then the second
they gave him the ball guess what like it started happening for them all right well get a full recap
go to tailgatersports.com that's tailgatersports.com make sure to follow at tailgatersports on
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and of course listen to the woody show podcast monday through friday on the iheart radio app
that is the mothership that brings everything together just search the woody show eric do you
have anything to say before we leave uh go bills go bills all right go bills i guess randy i felt
the nervousness from randy right. I'm telling you, man.
It's like when you see someone really overly confident.
It's like when I see Tyler about to attempt something.
I'm like, all right, buddy, go ahead.
I'm a Bills fan, man.
I'm never confident.
Okay.
Randy, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Go Pat, go and go Bills, I guess.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
All right.
Brett?
Yeah, the documentary I was mentioning earlier about aliens and the cover-ups in the government, Wow. Wow. All right. Brett. Yeah.
The documentary I was mentioning earlier about aliens and the cover-ups in the government,
you can find it on Tubi.
It's called Unacknowledged, an expose of the world's greatest secret.
Thank you.
And good luck to Tyler in all your future endeavors.
Yeah, and your roaches.
Godspeed. Whatever he forgets to walk on, he ends up in the fumigated house.
He's just there.
Wait.
When he said he left us, he said the
hour thing that, oh, I have to be gone
for an hour. I'm like, that doesn't sound
right because usually when they fumigate
where I live, you have to be gone
for three hours. Yeah, dude, you got to be out for
way more time when you buy the little
bombs from Lowe's or something.
Yeah, but here's my thing too though because
Texas is so just like, we're Texas.
I feel like maybe the laws and regulations are a little bit different.
A little lax.
Like California is super liberal.
It's like, hey, you should wait three hours.
Texas is like, for me, if you want, you can go in after an hour, but that's on you.
What's crazy, too, is I hooked him up through this thing.
I know.
I have a hookup with one of those, like, hello, fresh boxes.
I'm like, yo, bro, you can't be eating just straight bread. Here's a box.
This fool didn't tell me he's got the
fumigation people coming, so now he's got a box of
meat and stuff on his porch.
He does seem like the guy who wouldn't think about
just the, hey, I left all my food out
on the counter while they're fumigating my apartment.
Oh my god. Or leaving a drink
open. It's just, oh my god.
Oh god, this tastes
actually weird. This RCc cola it tastes funny
guys i've been like bleeding out of my nose lately look look why is the root ball dizzy there's five
microphones i couldn't tell you my eyes have been so irritated lately does the microphone go by my
butt all right well thank you so much for listening to this podcast please rate and review this
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thing make sure you follow us on instagram god we didn't get to talk to tyler about it oh damn it
the ah this sucks but it's up on our Instagram right now. It is so funny.
What's he, what did that idiot say on Twitter?
That pussy was like.
It was like a quote tweet.
Yeah, someone posted, someone did one of those,
like the camera, the photograph or something.
And he's like, I'll tell you what,
one thing I miss is those California sunsets or sunrises.
And then you, then you chimpanzees who comment,
you enable him by being like you know bro
I totally agree
and then he just goes with that
and he's like
see guys
they agree with me
but Eric chimed in
you can see the whole post
on our
at what's new pot
on Instagram
suck it up bro
you've been gone for two days
like how do you miss anything yet
although I'm pretty convinced
that people like
people like to do it
just to get him to keep
doing the cringe
which is good for you guys
but then we deal with it because like Tyler bro think so bro why'd you say that he loves it
he loves it man he loves being the punching bag he's such a goon i have a theory though because
he's a great add-on onto the new show that he's on eric eric always talks about how like he does
this because he knows he'll get a reaction but i'm convinced he doesn't realize that's what's
going on he doesn't know like is he that brilliant that yeah he knows that he doesn't realize that's what's going on. Yeah, I don't know. Is he that brilliant
that he knows that he's going to say
that stuff and then get a reaction?
No. No? That's just him,
man. Brett is contemplating.
What do you think he's doing right now, too?
Should we just call him?
Can you call him on here?
How do you kill time
in a new city where you just all of a sudden
I can't be in my apartment for an hour?
Everything is shut down.
It sounded like the fumigation guy kind of caught him by surprise.
Hopefully he had pants on.
That means he had to pack up a bunch of stuff, put the road caster things away.
Yeah, we should warn him like, hey, maybe you should be gone more than an hour.
Yeah.
Do we have to?
Tyler.
Are you there?
Yo.
Yeah.
We had to call you back.
We're still recording the podcast.
Oh, all right.
Cool.
But we just like, we just thought to ourselves, he said that he only had to be gone for an
hour.
Isn't it usually longer than that?
No.
Like I asked the guy, he said, no, it only takes about an hour.
I think it takes longer if you're fumigating a house.
I mean, like,
I live in a 615 foot apartment.
I know, you don't have that much air.
I think that's worse.
That's more like condensed tight space with intense gas.
Well, they spray in
my apartment building. I have to be gone for at least
three hours. Okay, well, I mean,
I'll probably just chill around, just drive.
What are you doing
right now oh man i'm literally driving right now just driving around god i hate you well no i i
had like two errands to run so i wouldn't have been there real quick i gotta run in a new city
what i had to go get stuff at target dude like. Some socks, man. I've been blown through these ones.
Tyler, bro, remember
I told you
there's that box of food heading to your place today.
Yeah, I know. I know. I know. It's in the mail.
I checked my mail already. It's not there yet, so
I'm still waiting. It doesn't fit in the mailbox.
Yeah, bro. They're going to leave it in front of your place.
Alright, well, you know, I'll pick it up when I get there. That's fine.
Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.
By the way, dude, because we totally talked about it.
Can you please stop, like, tweeting stupid stuff?
Like, with the sunset and the sunrise?
Like, as if the sun doesn't come up in Texas.
It's different in California.
It just hits different.
What was on your radio when we called you?
What were you listening to?
Yeah.
What emo song?
Oh, um, was this in Ocean Avenue?
Oh, Ocean Avenue.
You're so freaking lame, dude. God, um, is this an ocean Avenue? Oh, ocean Avenue.
You're so freaking lame,
dude.
God,
you suck.
Did Tyler,
did Tyler send you a picture of his decor on his wall at his apartment?
No.
Tyler,
he knows better than do that.
Tyler,
I hate you so much,
Tyler.
Tyler,
tell them what you have above your television.
Shut up and tell them what you have above your television.
Above my TV. I have a sign that says Ocean Avenue
that's signed by everyone
from Yellow Card.
Why are you haters, man?
Why are you haters?
You gotta bring a piece
of California with you, right?
You know what's so funny, too?
Do you have a jar of sand
somewhere in your house?
I do not, okay?
I'm not that bad.
He's like,
damn, I should have brought
a drop of sand.
That's a smart move
with the yellow card thing
because that is,
you know,
if the ladies come by,
you're like, yeah,
I've met all the yellow cards.
I love, too,
how Tyler has it up
on his wall.
I was working in radio.
I made an offhand comment
to him.
I'm like, bro,
you could at least
center it.
It's not even centered.
It's just like,
it's a massive wall
and then it's just
right there
smacking some random spots. I just like that it's a massive wall, and then it's just like right there,
smacking some random spots. I need a photo for Instagram.
I just like that that was the first thing up.
Oh, man.
Not a picture of family, not nothing else.
Thanks for picking up, Tyler.
Look, I only had so much room in my car,
I couldn't fit all the pictures of family in there
without picking up my family.
By the way, I know you guys were wondering,
family pictures have come in,
and you'll each be getting your wallet picked shortly.
Oh, sweet.
I'm going to legit put Tyler's photo in my wallet just for funds.
Can we put it online?
Just blur out everybody else's Facebook, Tyler.
Is that your grandma?
Wait, shout out your station again real quick so people will listen in Houston.
Shout out to TBME Sports Talk 790 AM in Houston, Texas.
Alright. Every morning?
Every morning, 6 to 10 is when the show gets there.
I personally get there at about 5, start doing
my work.
Oh, heck yeah.
You're a big boy now.
That's how it goes, man.
24-7, dude.
That means you're buying fancy soap,
toothpaste, and everything?
No, I don't know about that.
I bought basic liquid hand soap from Walmart.
Dude, next thing you know, he'll be buying Plan B pills and a stroller and all these other things.
What?
He's going to be buying a stroller.
He's going to be buying a stroller to push around all those little baby roaches.
Exactly.
Oh, God.
Look, there's no go for it. The baby roaches are dead by the end of today. They. Oh, God. Look, there's no girlfriend.
The baby roaches are dead by the end of
today.
They never die, man.
Let's not put that
plan B thing in there.
Yeah, I know they
never die.
Let's not put that
plan B in there.
Let's not put that
on me.
Women's choice, man.
Don't judge.
I look forward to
the story when Tyler
wakes up in the
middle of the night
and has to do
hand-to-hand
comment with a
massive roach that
didn't die.
Only got stronger
from the fumigation.
Mutated.
Thanks for leaving out all this bread, brother.
Thanks, homie. Thanks, bro.
On that last episode,
we talked about how much bread that
Tyler bought for his first outing
in his new city, and we posted
the photo. There was a lot of comments.
He's like, alright, haters, I just love bread.
What's wrong with that? He's like, hey guys, I love carbs.
Sorry. Yeah. Look, I'll be
honest with you guys. Most of the hot dog buns are gone. That loaf of bread is already gone. It's like, hey, guys, I love carbs. Sorry. Yeah. Look, I'll be honest with you guys. Most of the hot dog buns are gone.
That loaf of bread is already gone.
It's like, I love bread, man.
That is incredible.
You're going to have a roach be like, you know what, man?
I told all my other roach friends that you finished all this bread.
Shout out.
And that entire grocery chicken.
They didn't believe me.
But look at you.
Dude, my wife saw that photo.
She's like, oh, my God.
Is Tyler going to die?
No.
That's so bad.
He might die from the fumigation.
But yeah.
Let it air out a little bit more. Open the windows. Yeah. All right, man. All right. All right. That's so bad. He might die from the fumigation. Let it air out a little bit more. Open
the windows. Yeah. Alright, man.
Alright, I'll do it. Oh, quick
question. How much is gas?
I paid, well, a gallon or total?
A gallon. Not total.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a...
That's like how much you weigh.
Pounds or ounces?
Kilograms? You'd be here on the moon.
My hand or my whole body?
Okay.
All right.
All right.
I didn't know if you guys wanted the whole total.
How much is a gallon?
A buck seventy.
Oh, my God.
That's more than Arizona, but still pretty low.
Yeah.
I mean, I thought I was getting a deal.
I got gas at Sam's Club in Vegas for $2 a gallon.
And then here locally, crazy, in Glendora, California, at Sam's Club, $2.65.
And I was like, oh my god, that's awesome.
And here I am thinking I'm getting great prices at Costco.
I should just go to Sam's Club.
I'm telling you, $1.70 for gas.
Dude, let's go to Sam's Club right now.
I know.
Why are we talking to Tyler?
All right, Tyler.
Yeah, Tyler, go away.
All right, man.
Godspeed.
Have fun.
All right.
All right.
Fix your microphone.
Make it sound better.
Why does any car microphone sound better than the microphone in the house?
Yeah, it's true.
All right, man.
I'm on my AirPod, so I can wear those next time if you really want me to.
No.
No.
No.
We're joking, man.
It was a joke, bro.
It was a joke.
Jesus.
Shut up.
Just go home, Tyler. Okay, guys. It was a joke, bro. It was a joke. Jesus. Shut up. Just go home, Tyler.
Okay, guys.
We'll see you next week.
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