What's New Podcast - Randy bigger than Tyler?, Menace vs. Cameron Boxing Match, Woody Show podcast drama and More!

Episode Date: June 11, 2021

Randy bigger than Tyler?, Menace vs. Cameron Boxing Match, Woody Show podcast drama and More!

What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I'm Menace. I'm joined by Bortz, a.k.a. Bretz. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. Yeah, boy. He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric, a soundwave he works on the woody show join us is randy what a radio dj on alt 987 in los angeles and live from houston texas that would be tyler aka heavy t from the sean salisbury show a sports morning radio show that you can hear every morning did you have fun in las vegas i I was telling someone when I came back, that's the fourth time I've been to Vegas and that's the most fun I've had in Vegas.

That was just a blast. I mean, the recap is all Tyler all the time on at what's new pod. It's the what's new Tyler podcast on Instagram. I did not mean for it to be that because I didn't post any of that. But speaking of the posting and i think um you know this comes up a lot lately on the podcast have you listened to the past couple podcasts randy has had issues with the photos lately saying that god damn it he is not as big as tyler now let me ask everybody in this room does randy have body dysmorphia now i've had body dysmorphia where when i was much larger i didn't think i was that big but i want to ask everybody in the room is randy finally officially as big as tyler because tyler did drop a couple tyler did drop a couple pounds

damn tyler you look good oh randy damn you're the same size as Tyler or even bigger. Now, does he have dysmorphia? He definitely has like some form of dysmorphia. I think we all do to a degree, though. You're mad tripping. You know what I think? I get it. I get it.

It's for content, guys. No, no, it's not for content. We're trying to figure everything out. What I think it could be is Randy is going to the gym every day. He doesn't talk about it. He goes to the gym every day. I see him closing all his rings on his fitness watch, and he's actually gaining muscle. The problem is that the muscle is pushing the other stuff outward at the moment.

The fat hasn't quite caught up with the muscle. That's the problem is that he's actually putting in work, and then people are saying, Hey, man, you're on here. Tyler looks great. You're even with a guy we call heavy trash can. I'm lifting barbells. Tyler's lifting grilled cheese sandwiches. And somehow it's like, you know what, man?

I don't know. That's why I even brought up this subject, because I did listen to a couple previous podcasts, right? Yeah. And Randy keeps on bringing it up. And then the last one, Randy called it out as being camera angles that tyler has perfected camera angles it is a known fact from us big guys here that we've long said that the best pose if you're trying to you know hide the fluff is you got to go cross arms and so that's what he always does every pick and i don't do it ever him for it eric's triggered learn to hide it i've learned

like okay maybe i should wear this instead of this. He's the king of catfishing, guys. Look, now he gets it. He gets it, though. He takes notes. He's skinnier than you, but he has better fashion tips than you. I know, right? Look, it takes notes, man.

I would never warn those shorts at Randy Warren Park. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold hold on hold on hold on hold on time out time out time out time out time out time out all right before you guys die of laughing let's rewind the table a bit do we not remember when this dude went to philadelphia and took a picture in shorts this man violated every code that a man should follow when he wore that trash fit to philadelphia which was like alan Iverson basketball shorts and DC moon boots with like no show socks. And this dude's like posing in front of the statue as if he's like some prize boxing fighter

or something. And I'm like, all right, bro, I'm not going to take any short slander from you. Okay. I saw your way. Hey, at least my shorts went below the knees. So that's cool. Tyler still dresses like he's in a Jay-Z music video from 2003, bro. Take a few steps back.

Do you want to get into this now, Bettis, or do you want to get into this later? Brett didn't drink it. Yeah, what are we getting into? Oh, my God. All right, so what's happening? So, you know, Las Vegas, we're at Circa, the amazing stadium pool, right? Yes. Okay.

Cabana. I don't know where this is going. I feel like it's going back. Oh, we didn't even talk about this on our 100th episode because we didn't even do it yet. Exactly. There we go. That's right. Set it up.

FYI, after we did the 100th recording at Lazy Dog on Las Vegas Boulevard, thank you to everybody that came out. That was awesome. Hell yeah. everybody that came out. That was awesome. Yeah, hell yeah. That ruled. We had to go to a meeting, meet up with some people, and we went to Circa, the Stadium Swim, which is awesome. The 165-foot screen.

There's like every single game playing at the same time. Eric was like, it was Christmas for him. We're at a cabana. Eric was like, it was Christmas for him. We're at a cabana. There was bottles everywhere. Food, lobster, corn dogs, hot dogs, even boards. Got a, what, impossible burger slider platter. Hell yeah. He downed that tray.

It was an amazing time. It was an amazing experience. It was an amazing place. It was an amazing time. We were there for five hours getting hammered. I wish we were there for longer. I probably wouldn't have walked out of the place. Well, yeah, me neither.

Eric was like, by the pool, he was like, guys, guys, they got screens down there, too. The monitor's just really cool. Yeah. We're like, we know. Say it is real. It's okay. It was an awesome experience. So dope.

There was an incident? I wasn't aware of this. What happened? There was an incident? I mean, but. There was an incident? I mean, there was many incidents. Let's just, let's's sum it all up everybody got trashed for the most part right eventually eric was the first soldier down so whoever bet on eric you can see the video on my instagram

i would call it having fun at menace on instagram look for the uh vegas recap video under my reels you can see how wasted yeah there is yeah i mean you have a great time man it pulls out a very fun eric very playful i knew i knew eric uh had gone past the point of like real turn because he had a drink and half it was in the pool he was like yeah man no i want to get like eric he gets a little playful with people that he doesn't know like he was i do i do oh yeah He was trying to splash at some people and his fiance, Dr. Sunshine, was like, get over here.

Yeah, I have gotten in trouble before. Just looking at people and kind of smiling like, yo, man, what the hell? Yeah, what's going on? Yeah, Dr. Sunshine will wrangle me up. Yeah, we kind of had a plan going just in case I got too mad. Who had to go over there?

Who had to come? What down? So what happened though? So Tyler was about to get in said pool and the whole thing was okay so mess nacho pool eric dr sunshine pool randy and geo pool me in the cabana the entire time i have my whiskey i'm happy had a layer yeah i was happy in the shade i didn't need to be anywhere and tyler's there with me and tyler's like, it's just staring at the pool. He's waiting. He's like, do I do it? Do what?

Oh, I think I was already buzzed at this point. Do I lose the shirt? I'm like, well, do you see medicine? Randy was shirts on. Yeah, but I'm my own guy and I need to be me. And so I did say I had a drink or so. And I was like, well, let's see how this goes. Do you, are you, are you proud of yourself are you feeling beautiful

are you confident in yourself do you love yourself he's like yeah then lose the shirt you gassed him up I know but then he asked for more gas he was fine in the pool is that why he made a big spectacle

he's like ah I don't want to have a photo of me out there with no shirt on. I mean, okay. He didn't look bad without a shirt on. I'm just saying, he was pale as hell, man. He hides it well. Yeah. Like, I'm not going to lie.

He's like, okay. Tyler's a big boy. I'm not going to lie. But then it's like, okay, he hides it on his shirt. Yeah, I was giving him props in the pool. I'm like, dude, I wouldn't have done it. Dude, we get it. You love him.

Yeah. I want to kiss him on the lips. So Tyler loves himself loves himself he's proud of himself he was happy with himself and he did all of it just to get a photo out there for all of them milk mama oh hell yeah a thirst trap photo of him inside the stadium swim pool at circuit i've also i've also pondered that as well being like okay maybe maybe has Tyler just perfected the angles? Is it something he's been doing? Randy's trying to crack the code so bad. He's obsessed. Let me finish. That's what I said.

I've been listening to the past couple episodes, and Randy's kind of upset. Well, let me just get to the point, though. Because I refuse to also do the cross-arm things with him, because then everyone's going to be like, who's saying? But there's multiple photos not cross-armed. No, no, no. You're saying he was cross arm or in the pool? Hold on.

Let me finish. God, guys. My thing was, my idea is he's perfect these angles because he's on these dating apps and he's trying to get those swipe rights. So, you know, he's got to do it. Dude, you took an overhead picture in front of a radio board where you can't even see anything. You're like, hey, guys.

Did you know I do radio? I'm on the radio. I did. Wow. Randy's had a breakdown. No, I'm just saying. Wait, didn't Tyler do that same pose when he got to Vegas? He posted the exact same thing.

I'm in Vegas. The upshot. Yeah, he was in the Raiders stadium just like, hey, guys, I'm in the Legion. Catfish Tyler. All right. No, no, no. I'm also. No, hold on.

The one in the locker room. I'm also trying to get the logo in the locker room. I'm also trying to get the logo in the picture. I can't do that if it's directly at me. So stop hating come to him for advice. I mean, I've been in a relationship for four years and you fell in love with the girl you dated for three months and then since then and now I'm just living life

bro. Yeah, and he's like live Randy's fighting dirty now, right? I'm just living life, bro. Wow. Randy's fighting dirty now. I mean, Marang was like, dirty all he wants. We all know that he's fatter than I am. Hey, man. I'm not going to say it. You know what I'm going to say.

I'm not going to say it. Dude, you're so lucky. I'm so close from saying it. You're walking on eggshells. Everybody calm down. Calm down. I want to take the claws out. I want to tear them up like an eagle.

Pull out the talons on them. I'm a fun guy. I'm just not going to do that. Alright, everybody. You know what we did after that? We kept getting drunk and we still had a great time. That was really fun. I've never had a lobster corndog before

and lobster corndogs were offered at Stadium Swim. Absolutely excellent. Genius. Well, I can't wait until we meet up again. There's going to be a ton of Woody Show events before that ever happens. My next goal for us is to do a podcast in Houston, Texas, and they have Lazy Dog in Houston, Texas. So that would be awesome if I can get that together. Currently don't have any plans for that, but I'm just putting that out in

the ether for that to happen. So that would be super fun if that comes together. But again, ton of Woody Show events before that ever happens. So just keep on listening to the Woody Show and there'll be meet up soon now that the world is back to normal yes thank you normalcy hell yeah where's my bars at all right in quick tech news i know erica is going to be super excited about this but apple did you see the announcement apple is going to allow you to facetime with people that have androids and i know your brother oh yeah is a big android user and he it's a pain in the ass to try it. Yeah, it's a pain in the ass.

We were doing a SoFi Stadium tour, and FaceTime my mom. I like to involve when we do cool stuff like that. So I text my brother, hey, FaceTime. And then I remember he's a green bubble, has an Android. So he's like, hold on, hold on. And then I get a notification from my instagram live or facebook live app or something so i had to go through it totally completely i mean first world problem go to second app but so apple is fixing that for you so i thought you'd be excited about that hell yeah

also um are you still considering getting a dog or not oh i'm always considering yeah i know they live somewhere yeah i just need to live somewhere where they won't throw a bitch fit. Oh, yeah, because here's the thing. Having a dog is awesome. It sucks if you go out of town, like going to Vegas, you've got to figure out the situation. You can now get a dog for $2,700, a robotic dog. Oh, that hits. Wow.

A legit robot dog, not like one of those ones you've seen before by Sony that's like some garbage one. Or the ones that light up. This dog for $2,700 will go jogging with you. That is much cheaper than an actual living French bulldog. And you can

leave your house for the weekend. My fiance wants to get a golden doodle. And those are like $3,000, $3,500 something like that. Oh, my brother has one of those. I could get this robot dog and save money. I know. Get the robot dog and you can take off whenever you want. In other news, not tech news, that I'm sure Eric is going to enjoy as well.

It's all about Eric, guys. Hell yeah. It's the Lamar versus Nick Carter fight. Lamar Odom is fighting Nick Carter tomorrow night on Fight.TV for $29.99. All in, all out. You know what? It's funny. I'm actually more into this one than the dumb Jake Paul one.

Really? Because he didn't like those brothers. Yeah, and just because of the fact they're not parading around like, Oh, I'm a boxer. This is just Lamar Odom and the Carter dude. Aaron Carter. I don't even know why. Do they have beef or are they just fighting for fun?

I think they're just fighting for money. But they're not parading around like look at us we're boxers you know try talking trash ufc these are just two dudes who probably need some cash i've never even seen this fight.tv thing but they have a lot of independent wrestling stuff on there yeah it's the fight app f-i-t-e you get for free online they do internet pay-per-views and they have a ton of free uh different shows you can watch like ring of honor wrestling is on there it's an awesome app it's really cool yeah my thing is okay lamar odom i think he's just gonna have fun with it but aaron carter dude he's he is a little scary and i think he's gonna take this fight seriously there's gonna be actual blows i think so and i don't know

how he could like lamar odom's a big dude you know like you're not it's gonna be like the little brother swinging at your body. You can't touch him. So you'll actually be in for this fight. I mean, I'm not going to seek it out or watch it. Just stream it illegally. Did you hear on the Woody show that Cameron said he would fight me for money? But yeah, he's like, yeah, if we have money or we can make money off of it.

I said I'll just do it right now for free. You can put that on tape. But I would be down too. That would be fun if you could make money off it that's the caveat I guess we could do it on OnlyFans or something that's what I literally said I said let's sell it on OnlyFans

and then we can keep everything else going Eric wants to sell his feet and pictures Greg wants to sell his hands and then Randy and Tyler can finally fight exactly I would pay to watch the fight. Why not? And the thing is, I would take Cameron seriously.

You never want to be overconfident on your opponent. Because somebody could get a good hook and you're done. You're there talking all this smack. What was the basketball guy that just got knocked out? That started all this YouTube fighting stuff? Nate Robinson. Bam. He was kind of half-assedly not taking it and

did he fight a Paul brother? Yeah. Now he's a meme. He got knocked out. Now you got to tell me what you're known for. How about I talk smack about Cameron for like two months straight and then boom. Lights out. I don't know if you can recover from that one. I know. That would be tough. Yeah, that being, the recording

of you being knocked out, like lights out. That's why you should never be overconfident on this kind of stuff. It's one thing if you lose in a decision. Then it's like, okay, well the fight could have gone either way. There's always that question up in the air. But if you get knocked out, like lights out, knocked out, you're there just, uh. That's way, way, way different.

It's hard to recover. Especially if you're not a professional fighter. UFC guys, sometimes it happens. They go down, whatever. But if you're not a professional fighter. UFC guys, sometimes it happens. They go down, whatever. But if you're just like Joe Schmoe and you're like, yo, man, let's duke it out, bro. I told you. Run the fade and you get knocked out.

I fought one of my coworkers at an event one time at a concert in front of 22,000 people. I knocked him on the ground twice, and he stayed in his office for three weeks and didn't see anybody after that. Damn. Because he was so embarrassed. How embarrassed do you think Cameron would be?

No, I don't think. If I knocked him out, he wouldn't be embarrassed. Yeah, he would probably be like, you gotta be coming in as the underdog. All right, it'd be the norm for him anyway. But if it flipped, then Menace would definitely take more heat if Cameron knocked him out or vice versa. Oh, for sure.

I feel like Menace would get the Brock Lesnar treatment forever. Wow, you walked in the ring, you one punch to the face, knocked you out, huh? If we can legit make money off it, I think that is a good idea. Dude, we got to make money somehow. I think inner show fights,

weird fetishes, sell that stuff. Dude, let's rent out the Burbank Moose Lodge. That's where they have those weekend wrestling things. Yes, wrestling, yeah wrestling pro wrestling shout out now okay like me versus cameron cool tyler versus randy awesome super legit gregory versus sea bass oh yeah oh my god i don't know if greg would i don't see the thing is i wouldn't be close though i would hate to say it, but I agree that Greg would get gassed.

That wouldn't even be entertaining. I would feel bad for Greg. Because Greg would really, really, really want to win. He really wouldn't want to hurt anybody, though, at the same time. No, no, no. He would. He would want to destroy the whole time. It would be the same kind of thing with Cameron.

Leading up to the fight, Greg would just be not really into it. And I just know, once Greg gets popped in the mouth once like a switch will turn and greg will really want to win but i just don't think he's able to keep up with sea bass yeah and now and then i would start feeling bad for greg because i'm like oh man man he really wanted he really wanted to knock out that guy let him punch you once come on knowing sea bass he's like good you can punch you once and if we're lucky greg would would knock him out. But that probably wouldn't happen. Unless we sneak in the breast.

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Don't worry, guys. Calm down. It's not drama involving us. Well, it kind of involves us, but... That's what involves us. I want to address the ad issue with the Woody Show podcast. I know we talked about it a little bit on the Woody Show, but here's a longer form of talking about it and how it all came to be. So our company bought an analytics company, which tracks how many downloads you get on a podcast. And with the Woody Show podcast, we're still in the process of transferring

over to that new system. And we were getting calls like, hey guys, you know your podcast that you get a million plus downloads a month? It's showing that you're only getting 10,000 downloads a month. So we really need you to move over to this new system. Well, we knew when we're moving over to this new system that they were going to place ads into the system, but we just didn't know how. And so when we uploaded the first episode, the ads were all over the place. We're like, oh, we got to position these. So we positioned them. And then we didn't realize, oh, wait a minute. They put on ads to our whole archive. So there was a bunch of drama with that. And a lot of listeners got

upset. So we've been going through it and fixing all the issues. So let's say from this point on, you should be fine. But people are like going 20 episodes back and they're like, dude, what's up with all the ads? Right. Sorry. It's going to take us some time to fix all that stuff. But if you're listening from this point forward, you should be perfectly fine. And if you are listening to an older episode, there is a very easy quick fix for you. Remove the download that is saved onto your device or your phone. You can swipe right. It'll say remove download and then read, download the podcast and you will get the updated version because whenever a podcast pushes out, you get that initial version. If it's revised or whatever, or if there's no ads like they are now, re-download the file.

All right. It's easy. I hope everybody's cool with that. We're sorry. We're trying to figure everything out. Please stop calling me. All right. How about something happy?

Food news. Rip. Rip. Rip. I know we've been ripping Randy this entire podcast. Oh, what? Really? But we've got to give him major props on another episode of Randy's Half-Ass Video Blog.

Thank you. Yay. On his Instagram, at HeyRandell. I finally cracked the code, guys. It is awesome. And I bring it up during food news because you had a lot of food stuff on your Instagram. I did. I stopped by a lot of places, and I have to say Vegas was not only fun and great

hanging out my bestest buds, you guys. There was lots of great food in particular, like we mentioned a little bit earlier. Stadium swim. Oh my god. Lobster, corn dogs, greatest things ever. On the way back though, I got to stop at two really great places. Dutch Bros Coffee. I really want to try that place. Dude, you've got to try it.

There's a place up north. Somebody DM'd me and they were like, you, Randy, there are places in California. Because on your video, you said that there are in California. I said there need to be more in California. I'm like, well, I'm not going to have two hours for coffee up north. But if it's in the area, why not? And I got to say, dude, so much better than Starbucks. In my humble opinion, so much better.

Dutch Brothers. Send me some coffee, something, a t-shirt. All right. Size XL. A t-shirt. Yeah. You sure not double XL?l hey shut your mouth he's working on it working on it god you dick but on the on the way back though we i also stopped by in gene and uh there you have terrible is this terrible steakhouse

or terrible's oh well terrible's is a uh chain they have a bunch of different they have casinos they have gas stations yeah yeah pretty much anytime you're in Las Vegas, you see Terribles everywhere. There's Terribles in Gene and this place is a massive gas station with just about any snack, drink you could think of. The crown jewel for me is there's a White Castle in the corner.

I had to stop and get some White Castle. Just FYI, everybody. Still no White Castle in California. Is there a reason to that? It stops right at the border in Nevadavada into california just drive towards california so how was white castle was it great white castle fantastic it was crazy though because uh you know the commute was really hectic because there's lots of traffic the drive back for me was about six hours but uh we're standing in line and the uh the you know the lady behind the counter is like just let you guys know it's 25 minutes after ordering that you're gonna be getting your food i'm like oh i know it takes

a hot second we gotta hit the road and then geo's you're going to be getting your food. I'm like, oh, I know it takes a hot second. We got to hit the road. And then Gio's like, oh, we can do that. We can wait. I'm like, all right. So again, check out Randy's Instagram page at Hey Randall. Randall. I keep telling everyone it's Randall because they're like, isn't that how you spell it?

I'm like, yeah, at this point, I might as well just freaking own into him. It's Randall. It's Randall. And other food news. Our good friends at Del Taco have three new shakes. One is the Oreo Cookie Horchata Shake. Oh, yeah. That does sound pretty great.

The Mexican Chocolate Shake. Oh, yeah. Sensing a theme here. Okay. And the Mocha Ice Coffee Shake. I mean, I'm all in for that Oreo Horchata. Oh, hell yeah. That sounds fire. All of them. Right now, where it at? In other news, the soda company

Fago has a new flavor called Firework with cherry, blue raspberry, and lime flavors. That doesn't sound bad. I just don't want to be seen with the Fago in my hand. Why? I will respectfully pass. It's called Firework.

Come on, man. It's also called Fake. Tyler has to be all in on it because if any person out of this podcast would be a Juggalo fan, Tyler. Without our guidance and Tyler having radio, I'm pretty sure he'd somehow fall into the whole Juggalo thing. He would have a Hashit Man chain sticker on his car. This dude's hip-hop taste is like 10 years behind the rest of us.

Codmouth Kings, baby. Hell yeah. Oh, no, no, no. Jesus Christ. Yeah, for sure, juggalo. Right? Or he would meet a girl in like the boonies

or something. Oh, a juggalo. Yeah. He's a converted juggalo? Yeah. Hashet Man. I just really love the brotherhood.

It's like when a chick meets a Mormon dude and she becomes Mormon for him, he becomes a juggalo for the juggalo. That same moment he had at Circa when he took his shirt off would have happened for him at the gathering of the juggalos. Oh, for sure. Magnets, how do they work?

You know what I'm saying? Miracles. Eat the dirty snow, man. I'm sure firework is coming out because 4th of July is coming up. And 4th of July actually used to be one of my favorite holidays because in the area that I grew up in, you could actually buy some fireworks and have fun with it every single year. Also, I don't know, a lot of my family would have gatherings around 4th of July, big ones, pool parties and cupcakes and all that kind of stuff.

So I want to know, do you guys have any 4th of July plans yet? You mean besides respecting the flag and all that stuff? Yeah, hell yeah. Waking up, send the Pledge of Allegiance. I'm guessing Eric has to be like, I'm going to be out on the water, guys. Hell yeah. That's a beach

holiday or a lake holiday. I'll be somewhere in a pool or in the ocean or a body of water drinking. I mean, my family, we always just used to hang outside and just watch the fireworks. Because around that time, we could see the fireworks from Dodger Stadium. And then they would kind of pop around the neighborhood. Because fireworks are freaking illegal where I'm from. I went to this beach in California called Dockweiler Beach.

Those local LA people probably know. They hear Dockweiler and like, oh, Dockweiler. So it's the beach that sits right underneath lax right so it's like it's not the best beach in the world but it's the first beach in la county with fire pits close enough for me to go to it right so i go to it frequently right and man the crowd on that beach one year was wild they're setting off mortars on the beach bro just m80s it was basically a spectacle in the sand right next to the airport yeah pretty much yeah it was something man did i ever tell you how i found the mortar in koreatown like how i went shopping for fireworks and i found some so i went to koreatown one year one fourth of july weekend and uh i was in koreatown and there's it was like

a shopping plaza and everything was abandoned except for this old lady with this weird stand out front and i was like you know what i'd assume it's not going to be up in the bright lights fireworks here so i approach this old lady and i'm like hey do you find any fireworks it's obvious she does not speak english just korean and i'm like i don't want to pull my phone and be that dick who's like fireworks you know so i'm like okay never mind i turn around dude so as i turn around there's a door to the left of me the door opens just a little bit it's this old older than the old lady korean lady and she's like she's like you're looking for fireworks and i'm like i'm like yeah and she's like come here and i'm like and i'm like i'm either gonna get some fireworks or i'm gonna die so i'm like either way let's do it making nike yeah right so i'm gonna go in there

and then she has like this box so me being me i'm like what about the ones like shoot up to go bang and she's like oh you want mortars i'm like yeah yeah and so she hands this to me it's like what it feels like it feels like uh like a paper towel roll that's connected to a base and then she hands me these little these little they look like grenades yeah with a little string on the top and i'm like so what do i do you just put like you put them in there you light them and like and you run yeah and i was like oh okay so as anyone would, like a hundred bucks of fireworks off of her. Allegedly. Yeah, allegedly.

Come back to super ultra not fun Burbank where I'm from, allegedly. And I set one off. Burbank would be the worst place to do it because the cops show up anywhere in five seconds. Both times I set them off, three squad cars, second time was a helicopter.

First time I did it in this big opening by the Disney Studios. And then we get pulled over. Bro, we got pulled over by some dude in a Nissan a Nissan Sentra and he comes out. He's wearing a checkered shirt and he's like, yo, pop the trunk. I can smell it. What were you guys doing?

We were about to weasel away out of it. I see this guy he's got a gun in his back pocket. I'm like, yo, are we getting stopped by a cop or are we about to get robbed? And then finally he takes his badge out and he's like yeah all right well if you guys see anything let me know call the number he cancels his call so that's the first time second time i'm at my homie's house in front of his uh in front of his house i light one off some stupid old lady from down the block sorry it comes up comes up and she's like what was that what what did you shoot

off i'm like we didn't shoot anything bitch yeah and but there's like smoke in the air and she's like i know you guys did something next thing we know two squad cars then we have a helicopter overhead and my buddy's why you gotta go to van nuys i don't know bro dude cutting hay shout out cutting hay my mom lives man that thing's a war zone yeah panorama city a week before and a week after man it might as well be a war zone yeah my buddy ended up just taking the uh the mortar and burying it in like a dog poop pit in the back because they have a big bull mast if he poops in the pit. So they covered it up. It didn't get busted, but they were just coming at us like,

I know you did something. You can't prove it, you old bat. That was my story, man. It only happens to Randy. Which is awesome. I mean, if anything. Pulled over by a Nissan Sentra. If anything, my story should teach you is if you're going to get fireworks,

do it in the neighborhood that's a little bit more spicy. Oh, yeah, for sure. Be in St. Louis or something. If you're in St. Louis, you can just dynamite whatever you want. Honestly, I thought about picking up some fireworks. You should have brought them back from Vegas. Yeah, I know, but it was like the surface of the sun hot. And so my mind being that I'm basically a virgin when it comes to fireworks, I'm like,

well, what happens? It starts laying off in your car yeah there you go exactly or you hear video or you hear stuff in the news about like oh you know so and so neighbor entire house in black explodes because fireworks go off so shout out Ontario so I don't know yeah so I don't have any plans for yeah

4th of July yet but our good friends Sublime with Rome they're playing at Mandalay Bay on 4th of July. Oh, nice! I kinda wanna go, guys. Back to Vegas. We'll get his fireworks and bring him back. I kinda wanna go there. How many Vegas trips is that gonna be?

I don't care. It's kinda cool and it's kinda cheap to stay there. To bring us back some Roman candles. It's a white castle. Z's kind of cheap to stay there. To bring us back some Roman candles. It's a white castle. Kind of want to go. Zippity doodahs. Yeah, shout out to them.

Back me in your bag. I would love to go to that. Another thing that's going on with bands, though, real quick. JDBattleOfTheBarBands.com. Shout out to Jack Daniels. Our friends are back with The Woody Show again. And it's an opportunity for you to win $10,000. If you know any,

you don't have to be in a band. If you know anybody that plays music, makes music, tell them to go to JD battle, the bar bands.com and enter to win. That's super cool. But I was thinking about this when I was writing this down. I never asked anybody here.

Did anybody ever try to play an instrument or knows how to play one? Um, I was in band down. I never asked anybody here, did anybody ever try to play an instrument or knows how to play one? I was in band in middle school. Trombone and tuba. That's about it. Those are all big guy instruments. Yeah. I wanted to play saxophone,

but my stupid band teacher's like, you look more like a tuba guy. I'm like, oh, wow. That's an insult. I would have punched my teacher, man. What do you mean? It was out of that or pottery class in middle school I think

4th grade I took some drumming classes but I sucked at it dude drumming is hard like the snare drum stamina I can't remember how you do that with your hand well they make you hold it all timey also like military style

when you're in elementary school i try to learn guitar for a little bit i've told myself every now and then i want it that'd be my like my resolution one year and but then i'm like i gotta buy a guitar and expensive hey man you could always never too late to learn anything one day i'll just drop in on you guys and i'll be like hey guys listen to the song i learned yeah freeberg check it out my wife's learning violin right now oh nice it would be sick. I would have loved to do it, but with sports. Tyler plays guitar.

Clarinet? Definitely not clarinet. I tried to learn guitar in eighth grade. I was absolutely awful with it. The only thing I remember, I remember how to do the NBC jingle on the string. Batman? Oh, no. They never taught me Batman. Damn it. He could have been once step away from being the church

bass guy you know who's there ironically I do want to learn bass at some point so there's that Tyler knows how to play the meat trumpet son of a bitch man it's like we can predict his future everywhere we go what about you? I learned some acoustic guitar for a couple years and I did that

but then I kind of gave up it wasn't Tyler I was the one that was in the church choir I did church choir for like eight years where's the videos where's the farming I was in choir in elementary school I didn't want to be my mom was like you better do it and then I just didn't sing and they kicked me out no I mean it was the one thing I was like good at musically so I did it from like first grade until like eighth. North. Yeah. Sweet. Yeah. So on a rare occasion. Are you going to sing for us right now or what?

No, no. If we get drunk though and there's a karaoke machine. Oh, yes. Never know. Hell yes. There's maybe three songs I'll sing too. That's the next goal if we make it back to Vegas. I'll sing Free Bird with you.

There's that karaoke place that has the aliens inside. See? That's over at the Venetian. We can go to that. Or Palazzo. One of those. Well, I don't know. I'm warning you,

two of the songs may be the misfits. Oh, heck yeah. I don't know if you're going to like those too much. What's the third song? No, I'm curious. Careless Whispers, dude. Oh, heck yeah, bro. Yeah.

Let's do it. You know, the iHeartRadio Festival is coming up. September. We got to figure out a way to get out there I have not been invited yet just FYI so just go to iHeartRadio.com slash festival and you can find out all the details

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They rule. Anything going on with tailgater sports? So we're going to record a new episode here soon. Go over some of the betting faux pas that Tyler did this weekend and talk about the guys about the stadium swim. And there's this thing going on called the playoffs in the NHL and NBA. Cool. I think it's important to also note that Tyler hit a absolute lowest of lows

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figured i would try this bang chocolate peanut butter blast that we were talking about trying we found i think this is a new flavor i mean typically brett and myself are pretty on top of us uh with all these like energy drink stuff yes all right so bang has put out some new protein style versions for people that work here because obviously the other ones have... It's very thick. Alright, what is the flavors on this? So the flavor for this is chocolate peanut butter

blast and the big thing is I'm assuming this is like a coffee hybrid thing because it is high protein. So protein coffee, energy, and taste It smells like peanut butter mood from Jamba Juice. Not a sponsor, but we thought we would try it. Could be.

All right. We tried it. So I'm happier with my Boston Energy over here. I mean, it's not horrible, but it's definitely... It's not good. It's definitely not something I could probably drink a whole can of. You know what Eric probably thinks is not that bad is because Eric by far, out of all of us, works out the most. And this tastes the most like a protein shake.

It tastes like muscle milk. You know what would be interesting? If this was actually made into a frozen shake. Maybe. I think it might taste kind of better. Go get a peanut butter mood from Jamba Juice. It's literally just more runnier than this. It's the exact same taste.

Alright, Tyler, anything to say before we leave? Yeah, I'm gonna do it this weekend. Gotta go back and get a gym pass, because we gotta get back in the gym again. Let's go ahead and get that done. He's actually gonna gun for Catch and Randy.

Oh, damn. It's gonna happen. Alright. Good for him, man. Catch Randy, I him man get further and head around what's gonna suck is like if I gain

all this muscle and I don't lose any of the the fat and then Tyler completely sheds like Lachetto down the hall

it's gonna be really awkward cause we're like oh look at you lost weight and I'm like I can lift more stuff hey man

remember the excuse muscle weighs more than fat that's why you're plateauing that's what you told my girlfriend when we were

trying to step on the scale. Trust me. Eric, anything to say before we leave? No, man. Thanks for everything. Setting up this weekend, man. This was a blast.

No problem. No problem. Whatever. What? Thank you, Manis. It's the worst because it's so awkward about just expressing things to people. Randy and Tyler are known to have the worst thank yous ever. That's okay, man. We just know. known to have the worst thank yous ever. That's like, hey man,

we just know. Well, Tyler's terrible at saying thank you, period. The problem with me is like, I'm always, in my head, I'm like, I don't know if I want to say thank you this soon. We just left. And then inevitably, I wait too long. And then Brett or Eric will say thank you, and then I'll jump in

third. Exactly what he just did. Exactly. And so then it's like oh now i'm gonna be now i'm gonna be like oh look at randy copying eric if i don't say something man it's like eight times in the pool at stay and swim i think i referred to it as my christmas easter july and uh thanksgiving it was a really really good time it was awesome hey man you guys you know help me out on the podcast. I just really appreciate you. It's no big deal. It's just us having fun.

Just dudes being dudes, man. Just guys being dudes. The boys. Also, right now is a fantastic time to go to Vegas because hotels are extremely cheap. I had a stay that I ended up fixing with the Park MGM. I found out I'm getting money back because the rates have changed. That's awesome. Now it's time to go. the rates have changed. Now it's time to go. The rates have changed.

I don't want to go on 4th of July for Sublime with Rome. Why do you even have to go? Sublime with Rome! To keep 100, I'm supposed to go pretty soon right after that. What is it? Weren't you supposed to get married this weekend in Vegas?

Honestly, I'm going back in August, and I kind of want to go back for another reason, too. It's not even to see Vegas. I'm kind of pulling a Bort because I want to sightsee in Vegas. Yes! But not even Vegas, like the deserty areas around Vegas. Yes!

And so one of my favorite video games ever is Fault in New Vegas, made by Obsidian. We have guys who work for Obsidian listen to the podcast, listen to the show. Shout out to Nicole. Shout out to all them down there. Demi. And Demi. We love you. Thank you. And Louis the Frenchie. The places around there, I just want to stop by

and apparently they really embrace the whole thing. They have saloons. They have flags from the games. All that stuff. They built everything with the surrounding landmarks into the game. Kind of like Grand Theft Auto style. Prima's in there. You have all the surrounding areas. Area 51's in of like Grand Theft Auto style the print is in there you know you have all the surrounding areas Area 51's in there

Area 51 do it I might go again speaking of Randy exploring Randy exploring Vegas he went to Fremont Street

for the first time because that's where Circa is this guy told me he's like yo walk into a casino and then come out I was like dude

this is what Vegas used to be the street itself I was like I'm smelling Frank vegas used to be like the strip itself i'm like i'm like i was like i'm smelling franks frank sinatra smoke yeah it's crazy you go into those casinos on that street and you realize just like how good the ventilation is in these places and this is what it used to be yeah it's the ceiling for some reason isn't high in any of these old school casinos like you could touch the roof almost in half of them there's jam-packed yeah i'm walking through it and the smell changes

like four times. Cologne, cigarettes, cologne, perfume, cigarettes. It's awesome. Fremont Street, man. It's experience. That's why they call it the Fremont Experience. Tyler even got to hold some chicks, man. I know. It's crazy. You should see his face. It's like he won the jackpot. He won all the money in Vegas. I heard his mom wasn't happy with the

photo. Oh, yeah. That was fun. And I know, Tyler, after you took these photos, and he was like, yeah, you're my Vegas. I heard his mom wasn't happy with the photo. Oh, yeah, that was fun. And I know, and Tyler, after he took these, sorry, we have to wrap this up, but Tyler took the photos and he was like, yeah, you know, you're my mom. I know for a fact, he's like, hey, mom, it was just a joke. I promise. Menace made me do it. I told her it was for a work purpose.

For sure. Whenever you're a grown man. Brett, anything to say before we leave? Quick thank yous again to every single person that came out all the way from wherever you came from to come out for the live podcast. I finally got to see what Super Sonification looks like. I was going to say it was awesome getting to hang out with Super Sonication because that was the first time I really got to hang out with him. He does all the cool fan art that we post on the What's New Pod and the Woody Show. He kills it, yeah.

Also got to hang out with Ron from the Bay Area. Tons of Bay Area people. The Bay was in the woody show and some guy he kills it yeah uh also got to hang out with ron from the bay area tons of people the bay was in the building yeah yeah super awesome seeing everybody and then um this is gonna be weird and i feel i don't want to jinx this but i'm gonna say it anyways i want it on record i am extremely proud of randy and how well he's done with his half-assed vlogs yeah the last two. I told you, I burn it. I crack the code. I crack the code because my excuse has always been I just don't have time. I'm like, well, I don't need time for this

because I'm doing half-assed. You know, he doesn't get enough positive reinforcement at times when he does something good, so I'm going to just say it now. I appreciate this. Are we doing a prediction on how many episodes? Well, I need to find stuff to do. That's the big thing, too,

because Vegas is fine. What are we at, two? I'm stuff to do. That's the big thing too because like Vegas is fine. What are we at? Two? I'm going to call two. I'll find something. I mean, I'm going to drive out to Arcadia right now. Six episodes?

I mean, we could go do stuff. The joke was, I was like, we were trying to like unleash your intuitiveness, but we should have just tapped into your laziness. I know.

It was right there the whole time. I'm like, so relax. It's just like, okay, let's do it. Let's see how this goes. I did it in 20 minutes in my bed. And then I held the phone up to my mouth and it went in my closet. I'm like, hey, guys, time for another half-assed vlog. This time we're in Vegas.

Shout out to the person who's like, this sounds like it was recorded on a phone. Yeah, no, duh, dummy. Because it's half-assed. Yeah, big thank you to everyone that came out. Oh, yeah. And then also, shout out to Chino. Yes, Chino. Chino came out, him and his lady.

And Chino also does a ton of amazing artwork for us you know obviously everybody Leon, Jackie, Mike, Christina Ravioli and her entire family they were partying in Vegas for her birthday her brother had the same birthday as me he was partying it up. That's awesome. Yeah so it's awesome seeing everybody thank you all for coming out

alright well like I said a bunch of Woody Show events are coming up we're already laying them all out, so be ready for that. And what's new pod event, hopefully we'll have in the near future. But until then, we'll see you next week. Outro Music