What's New Podcast - Randy In Studio, Big Sports Weekends, Valentine's Day Flowers, Food News & More!

Episode Date: February 9, 2023

On this epsiode we talk Randy In Studio, Big Sports Weekends, Valentine's Day Flowers, Food News & More!

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He's part of the NFL Podcasting Network. Also joining us would be Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T, from Whittier, California. And joining us from Downey, California, would be Randy. What up, guys? Also from the NFL Podcasting Network. Oh, my God. All of us together once again. How long has it been?

Probably a couple years, right? Or at least a year plus. Morongo. Morongo. Whenever we did the live Morongo. Good times. Dude. Randall, what's your latest project?

Okay, so you always have a project. Last time I talked to you, you probably had D&D going on, Dungeons & Dragons, for all you non-nerds out there. Also, you're scamming Amazon, so that's a project. Are you still doing that? Thank you for putting it like that. It's funny you mention it. I just rejoined the group the other day. I knew it!

He has an addiction, guys. He has an addiction. I can vouch for that because there has been a lack of packages outside his door recently. Let me verify. It's not scamming Amazon, but it's taking advantage of Amazon sales. It's working the system and having people or robots tell you

when a deal's happening. Brett nailed it. It's opportunistic Randy. That's his name today. Come on. So you're back on that. Yeah. Other latest project.

You know, I've just kind of been, it's just been work, man. Work, work, work. I'm waiting for the off season to maybe dive into something new. Aside from that, though, I guess I'd say I've been really into cooking lately. I texted Eric this morning asking him if he had a carrot because I'm making a Mississippi pot roast right now and I needed an extra carrot. So I texted him. I was like, Eric, crazy question.

Would you happen to have a carrot I can have? And unfortunately, he didn't. Let me pull back the carrot and I actually lied to you. I do have carrots, but they're Leanne's and she would kill me if I did.

That's fine. That's okay. She bought a bunch of hummus this weekend and if I gave her her dipping carrots, if I gave her her dipping carrots, if I gave you her dipping carrots, she would have absolutely just... That's what married life is like, Randy.

You can't take those risks no more. Yeah, pretty much the guy's food is up for grabs. Anything of the guy's is up for grabs. But the wife's? Nope. All right, how about this? Do you miss working with Tyler, Randy? You know what? I don't have that void in my heart because he texts me stupid sports stuff every day my favorite thing about Tyler my favorite

thing about Tyler is the fact that he sends me tweets from reporters that I work with like I see I have alerts for when I get these guys tweets and then no more than two seconds later huh Tyler's like hey do you see this man I'm like yes dude it's my job he'll frame it like he'll frame it he won't even share the tweet he'll frame it as like won't even share the tweet. He'll frame it as like, oh, you know, he's breaking the news to us. Oh, you hear Steve Wilkes is going to the 49ers. I'm like, yeah, dude, we all have Twitter.

We all have the updates. We're in the office of where this stuff happens. Look, man, I'm just shutting down. Oh, Jesus. Dude, Tyler is melting down. Ever since I named him heavily threatened T today. He's just heavily threatened T. I'm pretty sure we had a conversation with you a couple years ago about how loud you listen to stuff and how loud you listen to music.

Maybe, just maybe, because you have passed that hill of 30, you might be getting a little deaf, buddy. You might want to put the volume down. Oh, you know what? Wow. So it's funny you mentioned that because I'm literally sitting in my room working on my laptop, putting out a rundown for the show the other day, right? Yeah. And did not realize that my mom had opened the door and was standing behind me for about 10 seconds. I turned around and probably had the closest thing to a heart attack I've ever had because I've never been more scared in my life. Just like, what the hell are you doing here?

Because your pants were off. How did you sneak up on me like that? You were double screening milk mamas and porn. All right. Now again, shutting down for the rest of the day. Have a good one, guys. No. All right.

Well, maybe consider turning the volume down a little bit. Yeah. Do you know what's crazy is I have this Apple Watch Ultra now. I don't know if it didn't do it on my previous watch, but it'll give you warning signs like, hey, you are in a super loud area. Yeah. You should put some earplugs in or you should move away from the sound. It's pretty cool.

My watch will do this thing. Well, it'll tell me like, hey, over the course of five days, you've listened to audio or volume of stuff this high. It should be this low. I'm like, well, what do you want me to do about it? I can't go back and change this. I just ignore them. My watch tries to save me a lot of times.

My watch will send me stupid stuff like it'll be 11 p.m. at night. It'll be like, if you do a brisk 38-minute walk, you can hit your calorie goal for the day. I'm not going to go on a walk at 11m. at night. It'll be like if you do a brisk 38-minute walk, you can hit your calorie goal for the day. Like I'm not going to go on a walk at 1130 at night. Why not? Why don't you take this advice from the watch? Maybe the watch knows better.

That's a lack of commitment right there. Yeah, that sounds like clear talk. There's like some scary critters around here. I don't know. It's like a gang of raccoons. That is true. There is a posse of raccoons. Gyms are 24 hours.

They have treadmills, dude. Come on. There is a posse of raccoons that livems are 24 hours. They have treadmills, dude. Come on. There is a posse of raccoons that live in the church parking lot behind our apartment. It's pretty wild. Look, would you rather have a posse of raccoons or possums or would you have the homeless, scary people that Randy used to live next to? Yeah.

What do you want? Yeah. Come on. You can handle the animals. Just walk around them. Just toss them some food. They're good. Yeah, it's fine. I don't know, man. Every once in a while, Downey gets sprinkled with a little bit of zest. All he'll hear are police sirens and stuff. They'll be like the random weirdo. You know me. The way my brain works, I'm like

the one day I go on a walk is the one day I'm going to run into one of those weirdos. And I'm already spooked at running into a posse. That's why he doesn't walk. It's true, dude. I've grown up in Downey my entire life. My wife was born in downey and some of the stories he tells us i'm like dude where are you going like how does this happen to you like it's insane oh this homeless person attacked me with a chain i'm like what

dude i've walked this park my entire life he's like yeah man firman park it's kind of crazy all that story yes oh my god bro so there's this homeless guy at the park behind where we live, right? No, there's not. I go to this park every day. Okay, well, let me preface this. He's manifesting it. He's bringing these people there. No, I'm not.

I barely want to leave my apartment, and I'm not manifesting anything. But it's like 1030 nights. One time I convinced Gia, my girlfriend, let's go on a walk. So we're going on the walk, or at least at night to the park there and so we're there and this dude the shirtless guy he appears like he's got he's holding like a like a taser in his back pocket like a stun one not the one that shoots but you know the you know I'm talking about yeah yeah the hand hole there we go and he's got a freaking chain his hand and he's walking around and he's like and and usually Gio's the one that keeps

her cool I'm the one who's like oh my god like like we maybe we should I don't know maybe we should walk a little faster but Gio is like hey Randy we should walk a bit faster and I this one time I was distracted because uh sounds so stupid there's a sticker on the tree I'm one of the trees and I'm like what is this sticker and I was looking at the sticker and she's like can we go please and I'm like hold on I'm sticker? And I was looking at the sticker, and she was like, can we go, please? And I'm like, hold on, I'm trying to figure this out. Because I was completely oblivious to this guy who's coming towards us, and she's like, can we please go?

And I'm like, okay, we'll go. And it was just weird, weird stuff. But apparently this stuff doesn't happen, Eric. If anyone's wondered, that is literally what hanging out with Randy is like. You know what happens when I go to that park? I see cool dogs and moms walking their children. I'm not looking at stickers on trees and guys with chains.

Do you think I'm manifesting this? I wake up in the morning and I'm like, God, I hope something stupid happens today. I think that you're on freaking peyote or something. I want to drug test you. I might be. It is Super Bowl week. What is the plans for you guys? You got Tyler,

you got Randy, and you have Eric. You're got Tyler, you got Randy and you have Eric, you're all in the industry. What do you have to do during this time? Are you in the office or do you get to watch it at all? Are you working? Well, I'll be working. I'll be,

um, I work on like the NFL spelled podcast departments, like big show, um, around the NFL. So I'll be working. I'll be in the office pulling like, uh,

sound clips, highlight stuff like that that they need because they're on site. They get to be in the house, and they're going to record their podcast recap show from the stadium in Phoenix. I'm going to my mom's place. She wants me to come watch the Super Bowl, so I am.

I'm not working on that Sunday. Nice. So these next couple days, we have Radio Row. So we're basically just helping out the bigger like the biggest podcast grabbing interviews and editing them and then sending them back to the producer so we can put them together for a podcast so it's uh it's it's not too difficult it's just more like you never know what's going to happen because at radio row uh things can random stuff happens like so ran some random athlete is walking down the aisle and you're like oh my god let's pull

them in and so then you have another interview you have to do or something falls through yeah i mean that's what happens at the grammys when you do the grammys interviews backstage you have a list of things that you're supposed to do but then random things happen like random people show up like you said and then suddenly you're interviewing somebody you did not expect like one time yeah we had buster rhymes come by backstage and he wasn't our list of people to interview, but we just said, Hey, can we interview? And he just sat down and we had one of the best interviews that we've ever had on the Woody show. It was so good. Now, Tyler, you,

what are you doing during the Superbowl? So the, my show is going to be tomorrow. So for during the Superbowl, I get to basically stay at home, watch it, going to watch it with my dad and my brothers. I think my aunt and uncle are coming over. So we're just going to do like a mini party at my house. We'll probably be complaining on Twitter or something. Yeah, yeah, something like that.

Saying the refs suck or whatever. It should have been the Falcons. I hate Tom Brady. Something like that. All right. You're not covering who is Jeffree Star dating in the NFL? You know what? We're not covering who is Jeffree Star dating in the NFL? You know what? We're not covering that.

But on the side, I've been watching the TikToks and the hardcore internet sleuthing that people have been doing. Yeah. And it is somewhat interesting. I will give them that. Everybody's trying to figure out who it is. And if they haven't figured it out at this point, it's probably just a lie or something like that.

Just something to get clicks, which, hey, if it is, good job. You got the clicks you wanted. Doesn't everyone think it's somebody from a lie or something like that there's something to get clicks which hey if it is good job because it clicks you want it doesn't everyone think it's somebody from the raiders i honestly don't know i know people thought it was justin herbert the chargers quarterback for a minute but that proved to yeah yeah that was the legit thing yeah yeah that's who they thought it was at first like before you saw the hair and everything that proved not to be it uh there was another player who i don't and everything. That proved not to be it. There was another player who I don't remember that was also proved not to be it because his girlfriend took a video of him and he's right there with her. So it's not him. And so I don't know who it is at this point.

But I've been looking into it just a little bit because I'm not going to lie. I'm just like, I'm a tiny bit curious. All right. Once you figure it out, let me know. All right. We you figure it out, let me know. All right. We have the Super Bowl. But after that big sports weekend with us in the desert, it's going to be MLS soccer. And we're going to go check out the Firebirds hockey team. Now, if you don't know what the Firebirds hockey team is, they are the expansion team for the Kraken.

And we're going to be staying at a house together in the Coachella valley and tyler i just want to break it to you now i know tyler always gets the short end of the stick when it comes to the sleeping situation oh i'm on the couch aren't i i mean you're on the couch or you're on this lovely fold-out mattress that i bought you off amazon so it's up to you either either one of those i'll take it it beats being in the closet again because that was fun you know what tyler doesn't always get the short end of the stick okay if we all remember there was a big bear trip tyler got like an entire room to himself i got the couch i didn't want to sleep in that bear sounding echo chamber tyler's room oh yeah we got to put him out in the desert for him to go sleep because he's gonna be sawing log so hard which is fine i understand yeah i i get it but i mean like here's the thing all of

you guys are either married or in relationships so you guys all get the bedrooms like i'm single i don't mind having the couch i don't care as long as it's not a futon with a bar in the middle messing up my back when i sleep i don't care yeah i think you'll be okay do you have any food requests for the house? Nothing specific. I mean, you're always way ahead of it, dude. Usually when we go to these weekends with you, you're there already, and things are set up,

and you walk in, and it's honestly like an episode of MTV Cribs, and it's like, hey, welcome to my home, and then you got like, the fridge is stacked, and it's like color-coded. Oh, look, we got three cakes. We got six bags of cheese. We got 20 different types of tortillas. Nachos whipping up some guac already or something.

I was just wondering if there's some random thing. I already have vodka. I have tequila. I don't have anything else, though. And then I have seltzers and beers. But is there any other alcohol you think that you would want a jack daniels i can hit up our friends at jack daniels get a bottle what okay one of the funny things i love is i think there's been uh once or twice where we went and we didn't have

the food yet so we had to go run to the grocery store yeah doing grocery shopping with randy is a once in a lifetime experience because this dude will venture to different aisles to find the most random things. He's like, oh, let's get this, let's get this, let's get this. It's such a random and, at the same time, fun experience watching Randy in his natural habitat. Every day is an opportunity for adventure, Tyler. I don't know how to properly organize my thoughts as you guys have all been with us along. So when i go thank you thank you when i go grocery shopping when i go grocery shopping i'll see okay i'll see like tortilla chips right i'm like oh tortilla chips i'm like damn these chips are probably gonna

go out fast i should grab another bag of chips so i grab another bag of chips and then i'll be like what kind of chips does in this case with you guys i'm like what kind of chips is eric like or tyler eric doesn't like spicy stuff i'll you guys, I'm like, what kind of chips does Eric like or Tyler like? Oh, Eric doesn't like spicy stuff. I'll grab these chips. I'm like, wait a second, though, but I kind of like spicy. I'll grab this spicy one. And then as I'm walking through the aisle, I'll notice, wait a second, but these bags are doing two for one.

But I've never done this brand of chip before. You know what? I'll take a risk. I'll try it today. That's my thought process. For me, it's like even when I structure my day, right, I'll be like, okay, I'm going to go – it's so stupid. I'm going to drive in this direction because two of the things that I have to do are in this direction even though I don't – like I'll go drop my pants off to be tailored. But at the same time, I'm like, well, Taco Bell is also over there too.

So maybe I want Taco Bell. And then I'm like – and this Taco Bell is closer to Stater Bros than like, I don't know, like the Taco Bell I would go to, which is further away and not near where I need to be. So it's like everything I do, I'm never thinking about the next step. I'm usually thinking about steps two and three, which end up biting me in the butt pretty often. But more so than not, I just end up getting a bunch of crap that I don't need. Randy needs to smoke too many to slow down this is how he ends up at my house seven hours later than he should have been yeah i'm like where is he yeah dude where is this guy that is true all right well it's true i'll try to come through strong for you guys when it

comes to the food game you guys want some food you need us to bring anything oh How about that? Oh, yeah. I think just bring something that you would want personally that you feel that might be missing. You know me. I'm just going to buy the whole grocery store. Why are you throwing

that out there? Why are you throwing that out there? You know Tyler's going to show up with a milk ball, but Randy's going to show up with six RC cars.

No milk this weekend. You leave me alone. No, no, no. It should be. It should be just me. It should be. It should be. I like how you had to think about that.

I say should be because I was thinking back to the grocery store thing. So it was me, Randy, and Nacho. We all went to the grocery store. Half the time we're there, Randy sees all these Hispanic dudes in cowboy hats. He's like, where's the nearest cowboy hat store? I need to get one immediately. Oh, yeah. Well, I was kind of drunk the last time we did grocery shopping.

I remember that. I was like, well, it's only 30 miles outside of India. I'm like, it's not too far. But I was like, no, it's not. That's not. Love it. Absolutely love it, dude. So where we're staying at is pretty close to where Jenna Ortega is from.

So look out for Jenna Ortega. Dude. And then just the other day where we're gonna be staying justin bieber was hanging out at some random bar it's full of celebs dude so randy might get uh distracted by a celebrity honestly dude this is a prime weekend for that area um because a lot of nfl players go there after super bowl weekend and during oh my god oh yeah they go play golf at PGA West. It's a big spot like the Coachella Valley. Palm Desert

is the Beverly Hills of that area. And then that's where all the famous people go. I mean if we're hanging out with Tyler there's no chance we're hanging out in that crowd. But hey maybe we branch off and we lose. Yeah a guy with the pizza arm tattoo. Nah. You're coming into it.

The pizza arm tattoo. It's a conversation piece, okay? People always ask about it, but it's okay. All right. Oh, we were talking about food news. Food news. All right, here we go. Food news. Amazon now lets you pay with your palm at Whole Foods.

All in or all out. I thought about that. Hell no. Hell no. Immediately. They tried to get me with this the first time they put it in. They're like, you know, you can pay with your palm now. I'm like, why?

I'm not giving you my palm print. I'm trying to stay off the grid. By the way, here's my entire biometrics on your palm screener that can be taken by anybody. And then it's out on the ethos. Nope. Out. Hell no. Well, I tried using it at the Amazon Fresh.

And I felt really bad because I was standing there. I'm like, God, this stupid thing won't process my phone. Yeah, and I was trying to figure out. And then I was like, you know what, dude? I already had to use my phone to scan to pay anyways. Why the hell do I need to do my hand? It's so stupid. I'm already paying on my phone.

But I'm not against it. There's no point in me trying to be off the grid. Amazon comes to my apartment like 10 times a week. Yeah, they know where you go. Randy's the best off-the-grid guy in the world, to be honest. He's like so deep in the grid, you can't even get him out. But at the same time, though, I'm not opposed to it. I'm like, okay, if you want to spy on me, congrats.

You're watching me and my boxers. Because it's convenient for you. You're like, dude, is it easier? I'm going to do it. I don't care. And that's how you get it done, man. You can speak this way right under their nose. I don't understand like Bitcoin and mining it and stuff. But it's like they have something similar at crypto.com here in downtown LA where the

Kings play. And it was another thing. It's like you kind of just walk in and it knows what you grab. And the guy was like, I had this tall boy and a bag of chips uh-huh because it was during play so i was like there's really just me and my wife and i'm like looking around you know that like uh john travolta meme from pulp fiction yeah like i'm standing in the middle of this little like in marketplace in crypto.com the stapler um and i'm like where do i pay he's like no man you just walk out and i'm like, no, man, you just walk out. And I'm like, what? He's like, yeah, you just walk out and knows what you got.

And I'm like, how? It doesn't make any sense. Like I've gone to the one where they have like smart carts and you put the item in the cart. Yeah, I've done that one. Yeah. Yeah, they see that one.

But like at the Amazon Fresh spot, there's just like, there's literally, this is a bad guess, but I'm assuming like 400 cameras like hanging from the ceiling. So when you leave, you just walk through it. You flash your phone on the little barcode thing

and you walk out and then you get an email like three hours later about every item you bought and it's like the lump sum and they charge your card on file. But to me it's so crazy because sometimes being the scummy person that I am, I'll try to like hide a box of Pop-Tarts under something, and I'm like, there's no way these cameras saw me. And they still see me.

It is so crazy. It's so wild. Randy, I have a slight hack for you when it comes to whole foods and such. I'll let you know after this podcast. All right. Thank you. Opportunistic Randall. All right.

In other food news, Taco Bell's crispy melt taco now available nationwide. So this is a fried taco with melted cheese inside. It's hard shell. Basically like your Jack in the Box type taco. Oh, I'm in. I'm in as well because I want some melted cheese. That's my biggest thing, man. I don't like tacos that don't have melted cheese.

I don't like burritos that don't have melted cheese. I don't like burritos that don't have melted cheese. I'm in for this. If they have a quesadilla version, I am 1,000% down. Oh, yeah. All right. Other food news. Did you hear about this lunch lady that stole $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from an Illinois school district? Now, this is how this lady-

Before anyone starts saying it's me. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Sorry., this is how this lady- Before anyone starts saying it's me. Oh, yeah, go ahead. So this is how this lady- I just want to get ahead of this. This lady did it. She was in charge of ordering all the food, and apparently she would just buy these really big bulk orders of chicken wings, but they never got to the schools.

She was feeding them to somebody that was going on for a few years. And finally, they did an audit and they go, wait a minute, we don't even have chicken wings in school because it's dangerous because people could choke on it. Finally got busted, but $1.5 million worth of chicken wings. And it got me thinking like, okay, well, chicken wings aren't available. They were available for me when I was in high school. But now, did you have anything cool available for you guys during elementary school that you could buy? Or was it by then, or by then, was it all like healthy food and stuff like that?

In middle school, we had Pizza Loco. Nice. I don't know if you guys are familiar with that in like the LA area. Pizza Loco, maybe? Yeah, that was the coolest thing I had. We had Taco Bell straight up at my school in my senior year taco bell came in there was a limited menu and then but we had sodas like

24 7 big slam sodas these huge bottles of soda that we could buy whenever we wanted there's no way in hell these days you could buy those things did any of you guys have like open campuses like my brother talks to me about how when he went to high school he's like yeah man There's no way in hell these days you could buy those things. Did any of you guys have open campuses? My brother talks to me about how when he went to high school, he's like, yeah, man, senior year, you get to leave campus, and blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm all pumped. Dude, my high school sucked.

We didn't do anything. Mine too. Mine were all heated. Well, you guys know I went to multiple high schools. One of my high schools didn't have a cafeteria, so they actually would go to the local fast food places and buy food every day. So it was McDonald's one day, Taco Bell another day. But my last high school senior year, it was kind of an open campus, so I would just go to wherever I wanted to eat for the day, and I just never went back to school. So yeah, like Sharky's, Subway, gas station, whatever.

I just never went back. So my campus was open, and it was open for everybody. And we had a mall across the street, so we had access to the food court right next door, right at the very edge of our parking lot. We had Taco Bell and Arby's, a little bit more down the street. We had Jack in the Box. So it was a foodapalooza. And I think by my junior junior year they started not letting freshmen

off campus but everyone else could just like go wherever they want they could drive off campus they could how was it so what was on the menu first off it was the mom's burritos it was whatever i wanted that's number one but number two obviously so the last two years i was in high school my campus was closed but if you were a junior or senior you had good grades and you didn't get detention at all you could go off campus for lunch so me and my friends yeah we would leave we'd go to either mcdonald's was down the street taco bell in and out or both down the street golden ox burgers was down the street we would always hit up one of those places for lunch at least three times a week.

Wait, you said good grades, though. How'd that happen? My grades were decent. I think I graduated with a 2.8 or something like that. My grades were okay. They weren't the best, but they were all right. That's better than me. Nice.

Yeah, if you were top bunk, you got first dibs on cafeteria that day. Usually, me and my brother had to wrestle in the backyard to determine who was first in line. All right. My campus was close. It's too nice. In other food news, Sour Patch Kids launches its Hearts for Valentine's Day. I only get them on road trips.

Same. Why? That's so funny. Every once in a rare opportunity, yeah, like a road trip or something. Same. Why? That's so funny. Every once in a rare opportunity. Yeah. Like a road trip or something. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Road trip or movie. Are you guys ready for Valentine's Day? I already started looking at open table and dude, stuff is already booked up. And I'm like, oh man, I should have done this weeks ago. Ooh. This is why I started cooking months ago to be like, boom, every day is Valentine's for you.

Yeah. Right. That's not going to work, Randy. Eric, what about you? This is actually your first married Valentine's Day. Is there pressure? I don't know. Probably maybe a dinner.

What is it, on a Tuesday this year or something like that? I don't know. Nothing special. We're going to a Kings game the night before. Nice. Probably nothing special. I don't know. I mean, you guys know.

We've been together for a long time. I mean, Brett. I mean, even Randy, too. I mean, Brett brett menace randy you guys have all been it's i feel like that flame the valentine's flame is back in the day i used to i used to you know really spend a little bit of money make a special you know feed giraffes yeah go on a field trip whatever but now it's like hey what do you want to order in yeah we did sushi like on our bed last year like like it was just nowadays that ship has sailed nowadays for any like those type of holidays or like a birthday or something it's just a dinner a dinner is good enough yeah flowers bro flowers go so such a long way even outside of my mom's side of valentine's day you come home with flowers on a

regular like weekday dude it's like It's like you reinvented the wheel. Are those for me? It's like, no, they're for me. What do you think? Yeah, they're for you. The best part about it, too, is that there's a flower lady at every freeway exit around here. So every time you get off the freeway, you're like, oh, dude, they're getting jacked. A lot of those, Randy.

Jesus Christ. Those don't last, bro. Those die in five minutes. I mean, the one advice I would give to to eric like pivot off a menace that sounds like having a plan as long as you have a plan that has like a little something like a dinner or even a little present that's makes makes the world as long as there's something planned that's it you know what you know like just drop the mic you get something delivered to where they work not a couple years bro and it's like and you just sit there and wait for the text, and it's like,

like I said, reinventing the wheel in front of them. Yeah, but if you're sending something to work, if you're sending something to work, you gotta go hard. You can't just get, like, the basic arrangement. Okay, my mom has been a florist my whole life, so I know how this stuff goes. Do not get the basic arrangement

if you are sending it to their job. You have to go over the top. You can get the basic arrangement if you are sending it to their job. You have to go over the top. You can get the basic arrangement if you're going to bring it to them to the house, if you're going to see them in person. But if you're sending it to the workplace, you got to make them shine over everybody else. You need like a full spray, man, like full everything. You got to get the reason.

Because if it's too small it's almost embarrassing you go the opposite direction you're like oh really he cares that much about you your flowers need to be the reason one of her co-workers gets into an argument with her husband that yes he doesn't love her enough real talk son i don't have that kind of ruin somebody else's valentine's day to make yours really good somebody else's somebody else's Valentine's Day. You got to go hard. We don't have that problem around here. Yeah, I know. Like, if you get the 200 roses joint, but you're only eating Jack in the Box that night because you spent all your money on that, guess what? She's going to be happy that you did.

Spend all the money on the 200 roses joint. Because she gets to gloat over her friends at work. That's all that matters, dude. That's all that matters. And on social media at the same time. Dude, straight style. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Get an Instagram story out of it.

Check all the boxes, bro. Or noon. You're not even there for half of it. I know. I don't remember the last time a girl posted the food someone gave her. I remember the last time they posted the flowers. Yes, thank you. See?

If their co-worker's man got them a basic arrangement, but then took them to Mastro's or Nobu or a really nice restaurant, guess what? That chick's still mad that she got the basic arrangement. It doesn't matter. Dude, this whole segment right here just literally saved someone's Valentine's Day. It did. You have no idea. It did.

I'm telling you. But has it inspired Tyler to go above and beyond for his Valentine's Day? Because we know he has something going on. What's happening, Tyler? I'm going above and beyond for his Valentine's Day because we know he has something going on. What's happening? I'm going above and beyond for me. I'm getting myself a burger and playing Call of Duty that night. I do not care. It's about me and it's about me only this year. Every night is Valentine's

Day for Tyler. Exactly, okay? Treat yourself, okay? Because none of these other chicks out here are going to do it. Treat yourself. For sure. Palmella girl coming at you later. Get that big bottle of Juergens. Bro, you know what? I might just mess around and get drunk that night.

I don't give a damn, dude. Who cares? All right. Wow. You got to wake up with food all over your chest like what happened last night. Oh, my God. Wild. All right.

I had some more food news, but I think we'll end on that. All right. How about this? Now, is there anything currently you guys are obsessing that you want to buy? Now, we had on the Woody show just recently, you know, what are you excited about? And usually when I have something that I'm excited about, it's something that I just bought or I'm about to buy. And I didn't really have anything this time around because the vacation stuff is still up in the air. There's only one item that I really want, and I've shared it on this podcast a couple times,

is the 98-inch TCL television. That is way too much money that I can't buy right now. So skipping that, but what about you guys? Is there anything on your list that let's say money's no option, but it's obtainable, okay? So not like, oh, I want to buy a private jet. Let's just say I want to buy – you already got the Switch, Brett. I'm so solid and so happy right now.

Yeah, I got the Switch. That was the thing I was hoping to get, and I did, and now I want to spend no money whatsoever. But just to humor you, if there was a no money option, I just want to get a house right now. Ooh, all right. I'm constantly having to downsize stuff and look around. It just feels cluttered.

And it's not even stuff that I've bought. It's just stuff that's accumulated and stuff we want to hold on to, but it's like, do we need this? I just want room, and that's it and stuff we want to hold on to. But it's like, do we need this? Like, I just want room and that's it. I want to not be around people, not be around people, room,

let the guinea pigs run free. Dude, I've been trying to tell Randy's ass forever and the rest of you guys on this podcast, even though we live in the most expensive state in the freaking world,

the state of California will help you put a down payment on a house. Do not sit around and just get to it later and keep on renting. See if they will give you the down payment money. They will. I guarantee you, they will. You just got to put in the time and effort to go through the process.

Can you send me those links later? Yeah, because I'm wasting my time with freaking Randy. I've been trying to get the FHA loans. I've been trying if these guys will respond back to my goddamn emails. I'm like, because there'll be a list and they'll be like, you know,

contact your nearest realtor who specializes in the FHA loans and stuff. And I send these dickheads emails and they never get back to me. Okay, does it say what office that they're at? You can go to their office in person. Well, that's awkward. That's too much work.

Have you forgotten what you're talking about? His paw print is literally in Amazon right now, sir. He's like, can I give you a retina scan, and you just give me a house? My thing is, like, never say no, dude. Never say no. If they're not emailing back what do you do you find them on linkedin you find their number somehow you find their address you show up send them a freaking pizza with your number that's right that's what i do get it done dude that's all i'm

saying tyler would send an empty pizza box i said sorry i ate the pizza i ate the pizza but please call me i would like a home counts right. I would like to buy a home. Hook it up. Tyler, what about you? I would like to buy a home. The one thing I would want to buy if money wasn't really an object, but still it's attainable. I've had my eye on one thing ever since Eric sent it to me a couple months ago.

Oh, God. That is. That's in my pants, bro. You can't take that. The NFL Blitz arcade machine. I want this thing so badly. It's about 500 bucks at Costco. This is the game I literally grew up on.

This is the game that made me fall in love with football in the first place. It represents everything in my childhood. I want and I absolutely need this arcade machine, and I am going to try and obtain it by the beginning of next football season. It's one of those one-up arcade systems where it's kind of a box joint,

or they have Pac-Man, or your sports one, or your fighting one with Madden, or not, Street Fighter and stuff like that. They have so many different versions that Arcade won up. They have the Terminator series. Do you remember the old Terminator with the guns? They have that.

They have Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Simpsons, so many, Star Wars, so many different arcade machines and they're so awesome looking, man. Dude, we need one for the office. We used to have one when I first, actually, you guys weren't even around. Nope. The first year that I was here, part of the Woody Show office was split. On the other side was the green room for all the

celebrities to come through and they had one of those in there. What the hell, man? I don't know what happened to it. It disappeared one day, but they had one of those systems at the radio station it's just 500 bucks at costco but i'm hoping that by the time the next nfl season starts uh they might be doing like some kind of special or maybe like they knock off like 100 bucks or something all right but these things are just so sick dude my buddy had i think it was golden t golf and he had the nba jam one and i played it and they're actually really really fun so i'm like okay and from what i think i read i think you can use wi-fi on it meaning you could play other people around the country oh sweet that's okay that's next level if that's yeah if

that's true then oh my god i'm gonna be playing a bunch of people noise all right eric what do you want to buy well this is mainly I want to buy it so Leanne can stop talking about it. We're looking into getting a puppy soon. Oh, yeah. This isn't like, you know, me. I'm all for the mutts, you know, those mixed breed, just find one off the street.

These dogs literally just wander to my life sometimes, and my mom keeps them, basically. But yeah, so at that point, and of course, you know, the house and stuff stuff we're going to get out of our apartment eventually after this but but yeah a puppy at this point all right randy you're up next what would you want to buy well um there's so many things that my scatterbrained mind wants to buy uh it's not legos it's some weird figure i saw but to be more practical i'm i'm looking to get a new tv for the for the apartment and

It's it's just one of those things where it's like every year TVs are getting cheaper Yeah, I just want I'm just kind of waiting out to I want TVs to get to a point where I'm like, okay I can afford one of the lower end TVs and like two years ago That would have been what was featuring like a thousand dollars TV and it's just not quite there yet size are we talking? I'm you know, I'm not looking for something too big. This is for the bedroom like 43 inch. Oh, that's it? So on the TCL website last night,

they posted a 65 inch for $360. You have TCLs, right? You have TCLs? Yeah, I have a few of them. Do you have any issues with them at all? Do you like them? No, I love them. I think they're extremely affordable and they're great tvs i got a tcl too love it love it i'm thinking about getting one because the last tv i got i went i went off a bet with my mom it was a it was a sony

like it's pretty expensive and the freaking the white parts uh within the tv like the the whatever it is the board behind it it burned oh no no. Yeah, so if the screen is white, it looks like there's water behind it, like shadows, but it's because the parts behind it burned. And so then I call Sony, and I do do the work when I feel enticed to. I did like four phone calls with Sony, a bunch of emails, and then I'm on a walk with Gio, and this lady from, I don't know where she was at but her quality phone

quality was terrible she calls me she's like hello is this Randy and I'm like yeah this is Randy and she's like okay I'm just here to let you know that Sony will not be assisting you with your TV your TV is out of warranty and there's nothing we can do kick rocks calling you to MIT yeah and she's like I'm and she literally before she hangs up she's like I'm just calling to make sure that you heard this phone call and that we have confirmation that you received it and before i could even say um okay she's like thank you have a good day oh wow so i've been looking for a move for a new tv well i mean that sounds like randy you need to go get a tcl tv since you now have confirmation from two people how great they are yes menace i have to

ask you that the tcl you want how much is that? Right now at Best Buy, it's like $8,000, but I hear it goes on sale for $4,800 once in a while. And even then, I'm not spending $4,800 on TV. But other TCLs, like 75 inches, I think you can get for like $700 something. $75. All right. It's crazy. I can get down with that. i think i got a 55 for like five like you can even it's good like just spending what you want to like you don't got to

break the bank if you don't know i mean samsung i think that's the thing like i love the samsung brand and i would get those all day but it just doesn't make sense when a tcl is as good or even better for way less money. I have a 44 inch Samsung that I got for free, so I'm not complaining. Nice. Shout out to Randy for giving me that two years ago. I gave him my old TV, which ended up

being better than the TV I have now. I was about to say, you're looking for a new TV and he's flexing on you right now. You gave it to me for free, loser. Well, I'm going to wrap up this podcast, but I do have to say one more thing. You guys have been seeing me post from the Wynn Casino in Las Vegas, which is absolutely awesome. Shout out to their buffet. I know it's actually buffet, but I like saying buffet. Their rooms are awesome.

The room service is legit. The gambling is legit. Their clubs are legit. It is a super legit place. But I'm just saying now that the Super Bowl is wrapping up, we got to look at the calendar so we can all do the What's New pod together at the podcast studios at the win. Are you guys down? Yes or no?

Yes. Is that even a question? So let's figure out a date on that and make it happen. And I was looking. I don't even, I don't want to wait this long. We'll have to do two trips in this year because I saw that in October, which is my birthday month,

that if we stay on track with what's new pod, we could be hitting the 200th episode of what's new pod. And if we did episode 100 in Las Vegas, I'm just saying, episode 200, we might have to do that. Think of how drunkenly ridiculous the first 101 was. Think of 200 being there? 200 inside the casino in a legit studio. Oh, my God.

That's so sick. Think of how pretentious Tyler is going to get while he's there. Oh my God. Think of how pretentious Tyler is going to get while he's there. Oh, he'll be wearing sunglasses the whole time. Oh yeah, dude. Let's go. I need bottle service here at the podcast studio. Thank you. You have wing service. I want only

green M&Ms. Alright, guys. Well, again, got to wrap up this podcast. Got to take off take off gotta go see my doggus Eric I hope you get a dog soon that'd be so much fun alright before we go shout out to Joe Coy

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Tyler, I'll let you go first. Do you have anything to say before we leave? Yeah, everybody's looking forward to the Super Bowl this weekend, which is great. Don't get me wrong. Absolutely great. I will be watching it.

I'm looking forward to it. But I'm also looking forward to next week because pitchers and catchers are support for spring training and baseball. And baseball season's going to be back. No way you just did that. Wow. Wow. Wow.

What? What? wow wow wow what it's so funny because i texted them that on our group chat like what yesterday and i was actually pretty excited about it but hearing tyler say it sounds so effing lame oh just the way you frame it dude i'm like oh tyler gosh man does it feel great to have all five of us back together for this this is awesome oh the dodgers dugout shout out to the dodgers dugout dude um i was just talking to the manager of the las vegas location so if you're las vegas you're a dodgers fan you can go to the Dodgers dugout there and we're going to have to stop by the store and hang out there when we visit Las Vegas. And we

got to visit the store here because we got to gear up because you just heard from Tyler that spring training will be starting soon. Yes, you heard it here first. I'm not going to go anywhere else. All right.

Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave? No, man. I'm not getting anywhere else. All right. Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave? Oh, no, man. I lost my complete train of thought with Tyler. I don't just

understand it. It's like, literally, I texted them then. I was like, oh, yeah, hell yeah, pitchers and catchers, but just hearing Tyler say it, maybe it's

his tone. I'm just like, it's the way he, like, fades off. Oh, by the way, you know, a week from today, the pitchers and catchers

report. It's like, bro, get a little spunk behind it or something. He's a little announcer-ish. That's all. Should we give him one more try? One more try to say it correctly? Tyler, give us your best one. You're excited for what you're saying. You want to hear what you're saying.

Tyler, channel me when I'm drunk in Vegas yelling at you that we need to go to a toy store. God damn it. Alright, so this week, obviously, is the in Vegas yelling at you that we need to go to a toy store. God damn it. All right. All right. So this week, obviously, is the Super Bowl. Everybody's excited for that. But next week, oh, my God, I'm excited for pitchers and catchers reporting for Major

League Baseball because baseball is back, baby. Let's go. Maybe lose the oh, my God in the middle, but that was way better. Oh, my God, girlfriend. That was way better. I'm like, you want to hear yourself talk, Tyler. Jesus. Randy's cat. Do you have anything to say before we leave? That was way better I'm like you want to hear yourself talk Tyler Jesus Randy's cat do you have anything to say before we leave

I think everything she had to say She said I'm excited too We'll get back to you Randy Alright Brett Anything to say before we leave I just want to give a quick shout out to Pokemon Violet And Scarlet the games

Because I am now the Pokemon champion of Paldia. Oh, damn. Oh, hell yeah. Woo. Yeah. Jesus Christ. That's five Pokemon championships.

Okay, guys? Five. What? Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Alola, and Paldia. Yeah. This is my achievement, guys. This is all I got. All right.

Randy, anything to say before we leave? So over the weekend, Menace so graciously hooked me up with some NASCAR tickets. And I went to NASCAR. And I have to say, if anyone ever has the opportunity to go to a NASCAR race, to do it. Because it was so cool. And it's so sick. NASCAR gets such a bad rap, but I commend them for what they're doing. They're really trying to appeal to the younger crowds

and bring stuff over more mainstream to the West Coast because they do stuff in Fontana, but bringing it to the Coliseum makes it easier and more accessible. I was texting Eric and Tyler that it was a trip because the crowd was half-influenced. They're like Coachella-type people, you know, like random cowboy hats and like mesh shirts or whatever. And then you had like legit NASCAR fans, and they were all mingling

and cheering and watching the races and stuff. It was strange, but it was oddly – it kind of just all worked in the Coliseum with all the cars going by. So I might go to the one in Fontana with Tyler, all the way in Fontucky at the end of this month. I have to say, if you ever had a chance to go to a NASCAR race, do it. It's awesome. You won't regret it.

What have you done? You now made him a NASCAR guy. This is new thing. Go turn left. Go turn left. Sports guy is a gamer guy. Now he's a NASCAR guy. He's a cash guy. Now he's a NASCAR guy. I don't know what's going on here. He's a cat guy.

Kitchen guy. Amazon guy. I was at their race, and I left talking like this. Tyler, you shut up. He's a very cultured individual. Okay, but do you have a favorite driver yet? Well, the one driver that I liked, I can't pull up his name right now. He was driving the 99 car.

The guy's from Mexico. I thought that was cool. I can't pull up his name right now. He was driving the 99 car. The guy's from Mexico. I thought that was cool. I remember being a kid. I liked Juan Pablo Montoya because he wasn't American. He was Mexican. I was like, that was kind of cool. You know what I mean? So whoever drives the 99 car, that was the guy I liked.

But Bubba Wallace. Daniel Suarez. Yeah, Daniel Suarez. Yeah, Daniel Suarez. There you go. It was a fun race, though, man. And it is interesting, though, because much like teams have fans, there are people who legitimately show up in the jackets for certain racers,

the shirts, and everything, which is foreign to me because it's just a racer. It's warm merch for Randy to buy. Oh, my God. Yeah, God damn it, man. Don't you have a NASCAR jacket? He will. I swear I've seen you in a NASCAR or something. That's the one thing I don't have.

All right. Scott, I hope we never talk about NASCAR again. We'll start a NASCAR podcast next week. Talking cars. All right. Goddammit. If we somehow, if any of us, get to somehow sit in a race car, it's a win for all of us. Oh, dude, we're going to F1.

That's the next thing. Yeah, Formula 1. Let's mother effing do it, dude. All right, guys. Well, I'm going to wrap this up. Thank you so much for listening to the podcast. Randy, thank you for joining us today. Ciao.

Blessing us with your presence. I'm going to have to give you a list of things that I need from Amazon for my households. Oh, please do. Yeah. You got a plug on Scrub Daddies? I think I do actually. Oh my God. Okay, I'll get back to you on that.

I did just buy like a 12-pack of Heinz ketchup for $3, so Eric, you need some ketchup. Nice. I got you, dog. Eric, that's where you go. Thanks, Randy. I'll do it for you. All right. Thanks, Randy. I'm Eric. All right. We'll see you next week. I'll do it for you alright thanks thanks Randy

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