What's New Podcast - Randy is embarrassing backstage at Jo Koy, New Events, The Gym and More!

Episode Date: February 27, 2020

On this episode of the what's new podcast we talk about Randy being embarrassing backstage at Jo Koy, New Events, The Gym and More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace. I am Menace. I am joined by Bort, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Boring Show that you can hear across the United States. He is joined by Eric, aka Nick Soundwave, who has yet to change his social media handle. I'm waiting on you, man. He also works for Fox Sports. Alongside him is Tyler, who's the board operator for The Woody Show

on Alt 987 in Los Angeles and Orange County. What is up? Next to him is Randy, who's a radio DJ himself, and he works on The Woody Show. He also does the video for The Woody Show, which has become a little bit challenging for Randy. What's life without a little challenging? Because Woody doesn't want to be on camera anymore,

but I think we figured out a way around it. So go check out the Woody show video page. There's a ton of stuff on there, like animated podcasts, carton arcs, in-studio videos, once in a while, Randy eating something very, very hot, all that kind of stuff. We need to do that again, by the way. I know. We have to.

Dude, we have a collection of so many things in the studio. We've got hot sauce, hard seltzers. We've got to get around to something. Everything. Go to youtube.com slash the Woody Show and check that out for yourself. Let me get some business out of the way. If you're out and about this weekend, Saturday, I'm going to be in two locations this weekend.

February 29th, I'm going to be at T-Mobile first in Clover City on Jefferson. Did I say that right? Clover. Clover. Clover. I'm going to be in Clover City on Jefferson Boulevard from noon to 2 p.m. at T-Mobile.

Of course, you can go to thewoodyshow.com and click on events. But I'm going to have a ton of giveaways. I checked with the giveaway department on what I'm going to have. And I'm going to tell you the other location in a second, but I'm going to have this at both locations. Knott's Berry Farm tickets. Yeah.

XFL tickets. Hell yeah. And Tame Impala tickets. Hell yeah. And much, much more. So make sure you go hit me up once again in Culver City. Yeah. On Jefferson Boulevard at T-Mobile.

The second location I'm going to be at is on Ocean Park Boulevard in Santa Monica from 3 to 5 p.m. Again, this Saturday. The first 100 people are going to get free food this time. Oh, hell yeah. So it's all part of LA Votes. Just go to lavote.net. Find out more information. Get out and vote, people.

So hang out with me this weekend. I'm going to be out and about all weekend long. Again, your info is at thewoodyshow.com. Click on Events. And check this out. Speaking of events, myself, Woody, Ravy, Gregory, and Randy went to go see Joe Coy last Saturday at the Forum. And let me tell you, since you guys weren't there, the backstage spread was incredible. Tyler, you would have gone hammer.

They would have had to push him out. Yeah. That's okay. But let me tell you the sight that I saw. So I'm back there with everybody. There's celebrities everywhere, comedians. Tommy Lee was there. He's a nice guy.

I like him. His band member's not so much. Anyways, I'm sitting at the table talking to everybody. Gabriel Iglesias was there. He's awesome. Adam Carolla, Tenant Finney Haddish. And I look over, and guess who's in the VIP backstage where all the food's at, holding a doggy bag, walking through the crowd.

That would be Randy. That would be me. Dude, this is in the beginning of the event, not like towards the end. Well, I can understand because he's thinking, okay. I was getting cookies. He was getting cookies and popcorn. No, no, just cookies. In Randy's defense, this has been documented many, many times on other podcasts. I have horrible luck getting the correct access, the correct backstage passes, the correct

even tickets into some events, including our own. Randy is worse than me when it comes to getting access. So he's probably looking at it like, I got in here. I don't know how. I'm going to squirrel these cookies because they're not letting me back in. I understand, but then I saw him with the back and go, look, this is kind of embarrassing because you're with us. And everybody else, there's all these people around.

We're talking about like hundreds of people backstage, right? No one knows. And I told him, I said, hey, man man uh just fyi i was here the night before the food stays out all night until 1 a.m so you don't need the doggy bag of course he doesn't listen to me and he's still rocking the doggy bag why couldn't you just throw it away that'd be wasted no but just like go hide it somewhere don't you're walking around i couldn't put it in my jacket because there were some chocolate chips in there. Oh, my God. What?

What do you want me to say? Randy, life hack. Life hack right now. Okay. My uncle taught me this when I was a kid. He always had jackets with giant inside pockets. He would come over to our house for boxing matches, and all of a sudden, my dad would go, hey, you want to grab a beer? He's like, no, no, no.

Randy probably had a hoagie in there for lunch. My jacket had big pockets, but I was afraid it was close to my body. You He's like, no, no, no. Randy probably had a hokey in there for lunch. My jacket had big pockets, but I was afraid if it was close to my body. You should have seen what he was wearing, too. Which also I want to bring up, because I didn't even know Randy went. Yeah, he didn't tell any of us. What are you talking about?

Remember I created this big fuss about how Seabass being the dick that he is? About how you got invited and you weren't going. No, I said that you guys didn't get invited. I was going. For sure. I've never heard you were going. What are you talking about?

I don't care. I'm just, this is what, I'm literally sitting here. I was like, I thought Randy didn't go, to be honest. I heard two different things. I'm just saying. But I, because I remember my way. Well, you wouldn't know that Randy went because he didn't post about it. Oh, yeah.

That was a good point. Again. So he didn't post about it. But what was he wearing, though? Like, was he wearing a tight, like, jacket? So everyone's dressed up nice, right? Here's Randy. though like was he wearing a tight like jacket everyone's dressed up nice right here's randy and he's wearing like some sports jacket a gray t-shirt and a beanie on backstage holding a doggy bag you would think that he was a homeless guy that wandered into the backstage we've we've

we've spoken about this a few times the most successful people in life dress homeless everyone knows that so what you're telling me is that... Gabriel Iglesias was wearing a Deadpool shirt. He's Gabriel Iglesias! That's his style! Hey, I'm dressing for success like them. So what you're telling me is Randy still thinks there are hockey games played at the forum. Yes! Of course.

No, I wasn't wearing a jersey. I was just wearing like a bomber jacket and a yellow shirt. You wore a bomber jacket? Guess what, guys? Dude, there's no fancy clothes! I was the dude with the doggy bag with cookies in it. I'm surprised by that. shirt you wore a bomber jacket guess what guys there's no fancy clothes there's no price i was a dude with a doggy bag with cookies in it i'm surprised by that jacket was probably so damn tight no wonder you couldn't sneak anything in there i have a legit question okay for the future

menace at your wedding what are the odds that randy brings tupperware and just starts no i won't do that i'm gonna go that far complete show honestly though like i i didn't go in there initially choosing to get cookies. I'm going to be 100% real. I was looking at the pastries, and Let's Go Grub approached me, Raby's friend. He's like, oh, man, you got a life hack, bro. You got to pack the cookies inside the doggy bag.

You're listening to him? I was in the heat of the moment. I was like, that's a good idea, because I was hungry, so I put it in the doggy bag. He's not in the same business that we are in. All right, hindsight is 20-20. No offense. I like him. He's not in the same business that we are in. All right hindsight is 20-20. Like no offense I like him he's a cool guy. Those cookies were delicious. Don't listen

to him look at him. Yeah. He's like a mix of you and Tyler. Yeah it's like if you and Tyler had a baby and then spiked your hair. That'd be him. That'd be let's go grub on Instagram. Food Instagram. Look Tyler smile. Oh my god that's him. Dude. Oh no.

Did you just imagine you guys having sex right now? Tyler, smile. See, there you go. That's it. Dude. Oh, no. That's good. Did you just imagine you guys having sex right now? No. I just imagined Tyler hot. Existing. Anyways, dude, that was such a good time, though. So happy for Joe Coy. He, like, I mean, he crushed it. He normally crushes it, but that was such a big moment for him.

Yeah. As a guy that would drive from Vegas just to get on stage in Los Angeles at a tiny club for a couple minutes and just to drive straight back to Las Vegas to have two nights at the Forum, that's massive. Oh, yeah. Well, it's such a different stage

to keep everyone's attention and keep everyone going in. The sounds of playing in a club or even at an improv, they're big. Way different, yeah. But the acoustics are so big. And I've heard pro wrestlers and musicians say this.

Sometimes the sound takes so long to get back to you off of reflecting off the walls, you don't know if people are laughing or not. Yeah. And to keep that going all night for two sold-out nights, dude. It's dope. Insane. Oh, and dude, have you seen his Sam Adams commercial? It's running like crazy.

I did see that. And I saw it over the weekend. I'm watching it. I'm like, this is going to make me cry. Yeah. This is beautiful. It was a really well done commercial. It was super dope.

He has the Sam Adams commercial? Yeah. What? It's running nonstop. What? Yeah. I saw it like five times yesterday. I think Sam Adams is doing like a comedian thing.

And right now, Joe Coy's up. It's everywhere. It's like doing a toast with people that you appreciate. And he did it with his mom yeah oh yeah it's really cool his mom's awesome so last night i was online and i was thinking man i'm itching it's been too long i need to go back to vegas okay and i was looking at opportunities well i gotta go to vegas anyways because we're doing a bunch of wedding planning right um and i I was looking for weekends to go, and it just so happens I was looking at the MGM website, and they're doing a big push for people to go during the NFL draft weekend. And I was thinking, like, dude, let's just do a cheap-ass trip to Vegas NFL draft weekend.

Oh, hell yeah. Would you be down with that? I would love to. The only question I had had though, could Eric go because of your work? If it's NFL adjacent, I can be like I'll kind of work. You can say I'm there to cover.

I'll get a credential. I might need to lean against the wall and pretend to be sober. Eric will somehow end up on stage. It's supposed to be insane. I've been to Vegas for New Year's, which is next level. I'm only assuming the NFL draft in Vegas would be close to, if not really close to that level.

Yeah, it's in late April. Yeah, and they're going to shut down a huge chunk of the strip, which they don't just do for anything. Nothing would bring me more joy than booing the Chicago Bears when they come out to make a selection. No one cares! I mean, since you guys are all big NFL guys, I know Bort isn't, but he's a

Vegas guy. Dude, I don't need a reason to go to Vegas. I got alcohol. I have arcades everywhere. I got toys shopped. I have haunted museums. Let's go. Yeah, I just wanted to pitch you guys an idea. Dude, Spirit Airlines is doing $27 flights to Vegas now.

What? Yes! Nacho just took one the other day. How convenient that my tax return is just coming right now. I'm in the corner. And it's about $24. Yeah, if we don't want to drive, we could probably do Spirit from Burbank to Las Vegas. Dude, and we get buzz balls all the way there. And buzz balls and top ramen. Yes.

Yes. Hell yeah. I don't know. I just want to see if you guys are down. I love the idea. I love the idea. Nothing brings me more joy than questioning the Falcons pick every year. So yeah, let's do it.

All right. Now that I know that you're down, I'll look more into that. But here's some official stuff on the events calendar that I want to ask you if you guys are into. Now, you heard me earlier that I'm going to be out this saturday at different locations giving away xfl tickets yes i have been approached by the xfl they asked me if you guys would be into going to a game march 8th would you be down that is a sunday my car is already in the parking lot let's go there's living there already yeah for real okay so that's definitely gonna happen they already said do i want to go we have the tickets we can go got my

hat here's another thing so i ran into a listener and a listener asked me do you want to go to the santa ana zoo and have an experience where you get to feed animals. And I don't know if people know this, but they have a famous lemur there. It's the lemur that got stolen from them last year in return. And we could meet that lemur. Oh, yes. Yeah, I know Eric's all about it. I just want to shake his hand.

So you guys all got an in-person glimpse of my National Geographic habits over the weekend in Big Bear. It's pretty much I just end up getting wasted and end up staring at National Geographic habits over the weekend in Big Bear. I just end up getting wasted and staring at National Geographic for several hours. Randy cuddled up next to me and got some. But dude, I would always love animal experiences. So you guys are down for all the time.

100%. I remember Eric and I, we were watching Planet Earth or where it was, and we were like, whoa, these walruses are walrusing right now. There's just somewhere, there's an island of walruses walrusing. Dude, we could meet a lemur lemuring in Santa Ana. Yeah. And Eric, I know that you're animal crazy.

You want to animal super bad because I saw you post on social media the other day of what was – There's a cat. There's a cat. So in my apartment building, it's an outside kind of inside one. So I come around a corner before I'm on my second floor little hallway. And there's a nice window that kind of looks in across to the building next to me 90% of time when I get home after work there's a cat sunbathing so I've kind of adopted my friend my friend Fred the cat yeah and I say hi to him quite frequently sometimes he's sleeping sometimes he just stares at me Randy gets a lot of my pictures

he sends them to me all the time I think last week he sent me when the cat was upside down yeah straight up on his back, feet in the air, sunbathing. That's my friend because I can't have any animals. So you got to move. Is that apartment in your complex? No, it's right next to it. So there's like a driveway that you don't see

right in front of me. So close but so far. Eric's posting on social media. Randy goes to a backstage experience at the Joe Coy show. Doesn't post anything. Oh, stop. See how we always bring it back to Randy? Yeah, you guys are so creative.

But right now, I think we have to do an intervention. We have to bring it to Tyler. Oh, thank God. What? Oh, man, I wish I had the music for a second to play it tyler we already talked to him last podcast about his sleep apnea but this is just actually a general thing are you all right bro yeah i'm totally no i'm totally fine you seem kind of awfully Everyone's telling me like oh you see Moby

I'm like no I'm legitimately 100% fine Nothing's going on I'm fine I'm like no I'm good Dude you go Zero to Tyler when you're angry And you go zero to Tyler when you're bummed out bro If one little thing goes wrong

On the show it goes from Hey I'm happy go lucky to Tyler To I'm happy-go-lucky to Tyler to I'm suicidal and I'm going to kill everybody, Tyler. Which way is the balcony? I literally had to tell you the other day, dude, if you don't smile, I'm going to come kick your ass. And you finally laughed. Look, we already have Randy being mopey constantly.

Wait, we don't need two of yours. Don't suck him. I'm not sad. Brett told me, he's like, if you don't stop being mopey, I'm going to come in there and kick your ass. I said, I'm fine. There's nothing wrong. Is it because it's your last day? Oh, you know what?

Now that you bring that up. What's wrong? It's been my last day for about two and a half weeks. I'm kind of scared at this point. Which brings up, are you sure you're going to get a paycheck in them? Yeah, I know. For real. You just been coming to work for no reason.

They gave me a pay stub. It did get wet in the rain, but it was there. I spoke to Tyler briefly, and I kind of got a glimpse without him revealing too much. For no reason. They gave me a paste of it. It did get wet in the rain, but it was there. It's okay, Milton. I spoke to Tyler briefly, and I kind of got a glimpse without him revealing too much or really anything in regards to what was making him upset. But I was like, dude, what are you tripping about? It's not even that big. There's nothing to be tripping about.

What is he tripping about? Tell us. I think just show stuff. Dude, what are you tripping about? I wasn't tripping about anything. Okay, we're going to tone his voice. You sound like you're tripping right now yeah it's not like i'm talking down to you i legit was not tripping about anything

i'm good i understand that since i have a little bit more responsibility there is a greater chance for a mistake to happen yeah i try my best to prevent that mistake from happening yeah but occasionally a little slip up will and I do struggle with that a little bit because I do- A lot of pressure, a lot of pressure. I do strive to- For excellence. I strive for excellence.

I don't want to say perfection because nothing's ever completely perfect in my book. Oh, really? Especially in your book. But I do strive for that excellence and I will occasionally start kicking myself if it doesn't happen yeah but i've like i said i've come to terms with the fact that i know that i have a lot more responsibility on my plate now once in a while it will happen menace you did locale news

one day yes i did instead of gregory and it almost seemed like tyler't even notice. I know. Well, okay. Bort is bringing up a story that I was very disappointed in. The day after I did the low-cal news. Now, just to give you a backstory, when we're doing low-cal news, if you're listening to Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles, the only people that are hearing that are the people that live in Los Angeles or Orange County. I was cracking jokes in the office with Woody. Let's just cover news that's in LA and Orange County.

And then I started making jokes about covering news in Northern California and all these super random places in California, except for the area that we're talking to. I was never about the delivery of it because no one can match Gregori when it comes to delivery. He is the best. I love his voice and his delivery. It is on point. I'm not kissing his ass right now. I truly believe that. But the content I questioned, somehow it became like, well, Menace, you do the delivery and the content. I like oh that's not gonna be good so of course it lasted one day but the next day um i helped produce all the content so i went to tyler and i said hey what do you think of all the content today even though great gory was reading it i was the one that went and got all the stories yeah ty goes, oh, yeah, it was funny.

I go, what was funny? He goes, when you did the news yesterday. I go, no, Tyler, like the news today, like the local news today, I wrote it. He goes, what? Like he couldn't get the concept. Like I wrote the words. Greg Gorey read them. Do you like how that sounded?

Oh, okay. I don't even think he fully got it. I just had to read it out there. I won't, but it took me a second. It took me a second to get it. Tyler has this habit of whenever I walk in, he has three sources of audio playing. He's listening to audio, listening to the live feed,

and yet somehow he's like oh yeah i got everything i got everything i'm like all right man if you got everything you do you he must have just missed it or something or i would like he was falling asleep but he doesn't understand like i wrote the words greg gory read them what do you think hey man i don't know dude i would like to point out that me and nick sandwave do the exact same thing every single day and when menace came and said, hey, how's everything down? We're like, dude, it sounds good. It's fun. We like it. It's good. Is there problems at

home? I know what I know what's being talked about. I didn't just hear something along the lines of, hey, there's a coke shortage in Jamestown, California. I heard something that was like, hey, LA or, oh, the bald eagle thing. Yeah. Oh, that hurts so much. That actually does. That does.

Oh, really? What was it about? It was the bald eagles and Big Bear whose eggs aren't going to hatch. I've been following them since last May. Maybe that's got you sad. So, I mean, we haven't seen his girlfriend at like two events.

Are things okay there? Yes, it's fine. He heard eggs and got hungry. That's why. Oh, that's actually funny. He got hungry. All right. I do miss her.

I think she's hilarious. They make a good omelet. All right. Oh, that's actually funny. It got hungry. All right. I do miss her. I think she's hilarious. They make a good omelet. All right. Well, let's move on from Tyler. Let's go back to Randy real quick. Is he still sad? No. Is he still sad?

I'm so tired of you guys accusing me of being sad. Dude, so much so that even Woody came in the other day, looked at me and said, is Randy rubbing off on you now? Is his sadness affecting you? Because now you look sad. I think I, actually, I think I got my sadness from Brett. Really? Because Brett's always like, here we go again.

It's early. I got three hours of sleep. Did you turn on an ear? Yeah. Well, I'm trying to convey my point here. Yeah. But yeah, I feel like, you know what it is? I think it trickled down from Brett onto me,

and then Tyler's just an idiot. So maybe it's just... No, I'm kidding. It takes one to know one. All right. Eric, what do you think? All I know is if you're not sad, man, you better start doing something that does not seem sad.

What do you want me to do, guys? I don't know. Smile more. Do you want me to finger paint or something? I have really bad ADHD. No, no, no. Half the time Randy comes into our studio, he's sent to start with...

He did that earlier this morning. And then all the lights and power goes off. I like to take a deep breath every once in a while. So Randy comes in maybe two hours ago. He just comes in and does this. Dude, what's wrong? You okay? And I'm listening to three audio sources.

Oh yeah, I just wanted to breathe out. I'm good. I just need to breathe out. Yeah, I just need to breathe out. And walks away. Dude, that is the sound of someone who's actually sad. They're bummed out. Guys, I'm not sad. I don't know what it... You know what?

I'm telling you. In the office, because Woody said this a few times too. He's like, are you alright, man i'm like dude with my adhd unless i'm taking medication if i don't shut everything down and focus i'm not gonna get crap done can we get you medication again no because medication all i know is tyler and randy have both brett and woody two guys that are like you know what not my problem guys on the show. They have those two checking up on you. Yeah, that means you're extra sad. I don't know what it is, man, because even when Woody wasn't even feeling too hot,

he was like, you all right, man? I'm like, yeah, dude, I'm fine. Because we care. I might have a solution. What is it? What? You stopped busting open the smelling salts about a week and a half ago. That's true. This could be a relation. Probably. This could be a relation because it was about a week and a half ago. That's true.

This could be a relation. Probably. This could be a relation because it was about a week and a half ago when Brett started asking me, are you alright? Maybe, here's an idea. Maybe I'm having camera problems. And I'm just a little stressed out for that at the moment. No, but

dude, I'm fine. I guess, you know what, maybe because school's starting up again, that kind of sucks ass. Yeah, that's exciting. I mean, like, I guess, you know what? Maybe because school's starting up again. That kind of sucks ass. Yeah, that's exciting. Yeah, not a whole lot of exciting things. Plus, I've been trying to find a part-time job, and it's impossible to find a job.

No one wants to hire him. Dude, I've applied to, like, 25 places. Yeah, like, the hiring. Dude, they look at my resume, and they're like, look at my resume. They look at my resume, like, oh, look at my resume. Look at my resume. They're like, oh, yeah, this guy looks like a sad dude. You know how bad you have to be when the hiring market is the highest it's been in like 20 years? That's what I'm saying.

And you can't get a job. Dude, I applied to be a busboy at Sizzler. And then we got a phone call back. I'm like, this is ridiculous. My strengths are actually my weaknesses. My weaknesses. Or is that the, I don't know. Can I get a job? What can I bring

to the company? Do you need food? He just looked up your Instagram profile. Man, this guy has a post-it in three weeks. He doesn't seem like it. We're looking for somebody that was backstage at Joe Coy, but two brothers know proof that he was there. He looks a lot like that dope we saw with that doggy bag full of cookies.

You look like a guy that would be backstage with a doggy bag in front of everybody. I know, right? All I got to say, if we had a behind-the-scenes sad-off, I think for sure Tyler would be first, Brett would be second, and believe it or not, I would be third. Really? I'm telling you, man, Brett is the godfather of sadness. He kind of just powers through it. He's a dark lord of sadness.

He's a dark lord of sadness. People just think I'm sad. I'm just in there. Tyler gets sad, and then he totally affects you. He's like, yeah, I'll send you the audio if you want. Yeah. Whatever. Are you going to cry, man?

No, man. No being sad. I'm not sad. Okay, I have a great idea. I have a great idea that will help everybody. You two need to hang out and go on like weekend dates. Are you trying to actually make me sad? Yeah.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. You guys need to go to an XFL game. You need to go to the zoo. You need to go to Vegas. Bro out a little bit. And if you guys are not sad anymore and don't drive me crazy, I'll be happy. So you want us to do all the things we're going to do together.

Yes. Menace, where's the nurse balcony? You know what relieves my stress? It is being organized. And I just realized that my cell phone has been out of control lately. Oh, me too. Today, I hate to admit it,

today I actually put Tyler and Nixxowave in my phone in my contacts list. I wasn't even in your contacts list? Dude, it's all... I'm going to scroll to our group message with this right now. I'm going to click

on info and read the names. What does it say? Give us the names what's it say give it give us some names here oh i have a 1562 area code in here either on my context i know dude if it makes you feel the worst part was somebody somebody needed me to text tyler last week and i went to search him and i'm like damn i didn't save his name you want to know something crazier that was i've been here i've yeah i've been here but come june about four years three as an to search him and I'm like, damn, I didn't save his name. You want to know something crazy? That was badass. I've been here come June, about four years, three as an employee. I'm still as Randy intern on everyone's goddamn phone. Yes.

Wait, hold on. Well, not you. Yeah, I actually today put eight contacts in my phone, all people I've probably known over a year. And I just saved it in my phone today because I've probably known over a year and I just saved it in my phone today because I looked at my text messages and my text messages were at 56 and that like stresses me out like crazy and I would love to get all my email inboxes down to zero yeah the rule and I'm currently got I currently got one down to 25 so that getting organized helps relieve stress, don't you think?

Dude, I'm a big believer in that. And if you have your life organized, if you have your phone, if you have your house organized, everything, the feng shui will go to your brain. Your phone is an extension of your mind. It pretty much houses everything that you need on a daily basis. And everything at your home is an outer expression of your mind. So if's disorganized and chaos your brain's gonna be chaos see i'm a i'm a calendar guy i have a wall calendar that i didn't get one at the new year so figure we're two months in i only got one started february and i was telling my fiance i was like we need a calendar

and she's like yeah have you felt disorganized yeah literally just putting it on a calendar and you're able to just look so far ahead just with a quick little jot down on the wall. Yeah. It's honestly like... Bro, 99 cents. As an adult, it's like adult porn, man. We need to fill out your calendar.

I know. We created a show calendar for the Woody show that's shareable with everybody and it's helped us out so much. It's changed the game for us. You would think that would be just a common thing that everybody did but we figured out one that is easily pulled up on everybody's phones and computers so that is awesome i totally agree with you you can organize your life ahead you can organize if your phone's organized but dude this this is a serious thing

for me if my house isn't organized and i've've told these two to actually make a list of things you have to do. Brett lives daily by checklist every day in this room. That way your mind is organized of what you need to do every day. Neither one of these two guys have listened to me yet about it. I have a checklist. It lasts about a week. Yeah. But I now have a notebook, and we use a sticky note system, so it works out pretty well.

But if my house is a wreck, man, I'm just out. I was listening to Howard Stern, and he is super into being organized. And he recommended this app. And it's a $2 app. You've got to spend $2. But it is super dope. It's called Brain Toss. And all you've got to do is

you can record a voice note, you can write down a note, or you can take a picture of an image and it'll automatically email you right away. Yeah. So instead of writing email or looking for your voice memo and then going back and remembering that you had that voice memo, it will just automatically, once you stop recording, it'll email you whatever you thought of. And he's like, dude, I have 15 ideas a day. And there's been experts saying if you don't write it down within a minute, you'll forget it. We have a lot of friends who are

comedians. And the one thing you hear a lot from them very often is sometimes they'll think of a joke and they won't write it down. Thinking or hoping they'll remember the next day and the next day they'll wake up and be like, damn, I don't know the joke. Yeah. So the app is called Brain Toss. Dude, that helps a lot, especially if you write notes on random stickies or random paper or in your phone. Yeah, you just talk in your phone, automatically will email yourself. Or there's so many different ways that people have to communicate with you now. People will only send you an Instagram message or they'll only email you or they'll only

text you. And you're like, I need to remember to talk to you, but I can't. Do you ever feel bad? Like, I remember thinking to myself, I'd never be the person who'd lag on a text response and then just next thing you know it was like holy crap i forgot to text this guy back five days ago so bad i know bad i feel terrible i had 50 text messages yeah i replied to a text today that i got on february 4th oh my god oh yeah i do that bad i feel bad when i go to text a person and then i open up like oh so and so and then i hit in there the message pops up and you

realize that you forgot one it's like oh this was from like two months ago you know the worst is i legitimately would be like i don't need to text you know you know the worst is when uh when you text someone and they don't text you back and you're like dang what a dick and then you think to yourself wait a second, I do that all the effing time. I'm the dick. See, the worst part is, I know my sister's listening to this right now because she listens to the podcast. I will

take two weeks to respond to a text message from her and then immediately demand that she respond to something. Oh my god, same way. She's listening to this right now saying, I hate him. Do you guys have certain tears towards people though? Like if someone doesn't respond immediately, you're like, should I text them again? Or like depending on who they are, you kind of like let it be?

Yeah. If I respond to a text and they don't text me back, then I'm not going to write them again. Yeah. I remember one time I texted Woody and Woody says he responds, but I have history of texts I'll send him. He doesn't respond. No. Here's another thing too.

He will be like, and he's not lying either i go hey did you uh see that text i sent you and he goes no i didn't see it i didn't get one and he'll show me his phone and he won't get the text yeah i've been begging him to like change up um his phone because there's something wrong with it or update the yeah the operating system or something. Brett brought up a really cool point. Early on when I was here, he said to me, if you text Woody with a text that's over five lines, he's not going to read it. Dude, if you do that to anybody, I swear to God, if I get multiple messages from people

and I used to be guilty of this. Are you saying like text, text, text, text? No, no. Or if you text him and it's a paragraph. You got to keep it short and concise. If you said a paragraph to me, I will look and go, oh, that's too much. I'm out. Yeah.

I remember one time I texted him on a Saturday afternoon. I'm like, hey, would I have a question? And then halfway, I'm like, oh, that's a dumb question. I'm just not going to respond back. He answers to me. 45 minutes later, he's like, hello? I'm like, oh. You sent the first part of it as a standalone message

and then didn't send the question? Well, because the thing was, I was like, you know what? He's probably not going to text back. And then he texted back. Randy's the king of like, let me ask you something. He doesn't ask it. Randy gets cold feet for everything. Because I overthink everything.

What do I want for lunch? Chick-fil-A. You guys don't want to go home? And you dicks wonder why I'm sad. You admit it! I want to go to Manila. Another thing that I did last night that I haven't done in a while

and I feel that I fell off and I want to know if you guys fell off because I think you guys have as well. I went back in the gym last night. How are you doing, Tyler? You're the one that made the big statement. I fell off a I think you guys have as well. I went back in the gym last night. How are you doing, Tyler? You're the one that made the big statement. I fell off a little bit. Oh, man.

Guys, we got to get back on the train. I think that I've been really good about diet since the beginning of the year, but I have not been good about exercise. We were killing it. I've been meal prepping. Before Tyler opens his mouth, we actually spoke about this briefly. Okay. So we had the luxury of having Ike's sandwiches delivered to us, which by the way, delicious prepping before tyler opens his mouth we actually we actually spoke about this briefly okay so we

had the luxury of having ike sandwiches delivered to us which by the way so good delicious sandwiches almost an unlimited amount of options fantastic menu love ike's yeah love you guys tyler when i walk into his into the studio i'm like yo dude what uh what sandwich you order? He's like, whichever one has the mozzarella sticks. It is 8 a.m. Hold on. The mozzarella sticks? The mozzarella sticks. I'm like, homeboy is racing

the Grim Reaper to see who gets to the finish line first. This dude walks into the studio, bread studio. He has some energy drinks. Can you get a chicken sandwich

or turkey sandwich? He asked for an energy drink, but not even the light versions. We have so many of the zero calorie options. He's like, you got any of the full calories? That's 300 calories a can. He's already had one.

Dude, what are you doing to yourself, man? This is coming from the guy who's putting cookies in a doggy bag. Oh, yeah. Sally even pulled up the calories. Dude's eating like a brick of salt. Dude. Come even pulled up the calories. Dude's eating like a brick of salt. Dude.

Come on, man. Tyler. Look. The mozzarella stick sandwich? The Ike's thing. I think the sandwich's name is like the fat bastard or something. The fat bastard. Yeah, yeah.

Look. It was a one-time thing. I've never had a sandwich from there. I'm like, let me try something that I know I'd really like. Try it out. It was absolutely delicious. Would totally go there again. And if we get a chance to order from there again, or if I go there again, I will get a better option.

But if it's going to be my first-time thing or a one-time thing, I'm just going to go all in. Because I don't know what I'm going to be here against. We also got ice delivered about an hour after he sent to our group message. Mmm, Baconators. Morning Baconators. Wendy's Baconators for breakfast. It was like spend $5, get a free Baconator delivered. It's like 30 in the morning.

You're thinking about Baconators. That reminds me. So sometimes on special occasions, Tal and I will be the only people in the studio. What happened? Just run the system, make sure the ship is afloat. I did a, I believe, an IHOP run, and I got pancakes. It is maybe 3 a.m. in the morning. An IHOP run?

Yeah, it's 3 a.m. in the morning. Yep. I'm like, yo, dude, what do you want? And he's like, let me get a burger. I'm like, homeboy, it is 3.30 in the morning, bro. It was a breakfast burger. Yeah. And I'll have you know that, of course, he brings up IHOP, which was the day after he

suggested a Denny's run. So I am not the first one to bring up this idea. This is already an idea. Yeah, he's an enabler. Yeah, but we got Grand Slammages. That's breakfast. This dude got a full on... It was a breakfast burger with sausage and egg in it.

When I showed up to IHOP, the cook was so pissed. He's like, dude, I had my grill cleaned off, everything. And then one of you fat bastards had to order a burger at three in the morning. I'm like, hey, man, I'm sorry. Damn. Look, I'm giving him a job. Oh, yeah. This is why I can't leave them alone on vacation days where they're running everything.

Because this is what happens, man. Yeah, they hog out. They hog out. There's no one there to whip them into shape. There's breakfast burritos. There's donuts coming in. And then they're like, oh, man, I just had IHOP at Denny's. Oh, I think Whole Foods is open.

You want to go grab something real fast for me? Hey, man, you want to get a full pig? Yeah. Hey, man, do you just want to go to the butcher shop right now? I'm going to choose my sandwich. I got a delicious sandwich. I don't even know which one it was. It said Boredop on it. Hey, man, do you just want to go to the butcher shop right now? I didn't even choose my sandwich. I got a delicious sandwich. I don't even know which one it was. It said Boredop on it.

Thanks, Cameron. Hey, guys, do you guys want a triple deck pizza or something? You guys want to go take a quick bath in some gravy? Hey, man, did you see that there's new stuffed crust cheese pizza at Roundtable? Let's go, man. I'm getting excited. I'm all about that gym life, bro. Yeah, let's put some mozzarella sticks on top of that. Let's go, man. Let's play. I'm getting excited. I'm all about that gym life, bro.

Yeah, let's put some mozzarella sticks on top of that. Let's go hit ourselves. Let's go get some gains and eat some mozzarella sticks. You know what? You know what? I blame us falling off while working out is Eric, man. Eric was the guy. He was the leader. I know, and I fell off hard recently.

I was actually just talking to everybody about this. Dude, you look pretty fat. No, dude. Honestly, I noticed a couple of videos from Big Bear. My shirts are a little tighter in the gut region. Shut up. Again, no, I'm not saying I'm like fat or anything. I'm not that guy.

But no, I have fell off very hard. You know, it was the end of the year. You know, holidays, cold, rain. I was sick for a chunk of it. And I just never swung back into the gym but what did i tell you about an hour and a half two hours ago what's in my car randy uh he's going to the gym a gym bag so you're going today today very all right because i started doing it a little bit maybe last month where i was wasn't going home because that's the hardest thing getting back out

yeah back to the gym so now i'm stopping at the gym and not making a home i went last night and it was rough oh it, it sucks, man. You're like, oh, these weights are... Yeah. Is that a five? I'm like, wait a minute. This was pretty easy to knock out an hour on the elliptical. And now it's like 10 minutes.

And then you think about how far back you fell and it's like, oh, no. And then you start. It's like, yeah. Sometimes you think about... That's when you end up sad like Randy. Oh, yeah. Like what day... Shut up.

Like what day of the week it is? Like, oh, you know, tomorrow's Friday. I'll just wait till Monday. Yeah. It's always the best. It's a never-ending cycle. My favorite thing with Randy is that we've talked about them going to the gym. Notice I say them, not me.

Yeah. For the last three weeks, we're leaving every single day. Games. You got to go to the gym. Eric's always like, we'll see if I leave my house. And then every single time, Randy's like, yeah, I'm going to go to the gym, but I could go get pokey right now. Yeah, you know what?

And I will accept the blunt force of, I will take menaces, you know, giving me the scapegoat on this. Because I did stop pushing Randy to it. A lot of times, I was telling Randy, like, Randy, where are we going? I'm like, Randy, the gym. And I have not been there. I know. I'd be like, I'd be like.

I will take this. I'm sorry. I could lose a little bit. Dude, you got a juice, man. I'd be like, I will take this. I'm sorry. I could lose a little bit. Dude, you got a juice, man. I'm telling you the juice stuff worked. I might need to get on the juice.

Yeah. Squeeze.com. Don't you get a, you couldn't last a week. Not eating carbs. Bet. I bet. Do you think you can do the juice cleanse?

Like I have been doing that. I would like to see that. I would like to see how you feel. I feel like, you know what it is? It would fall off. Cause he's so heavy. Heavier people, the way it will fall off just in general diet but if you go straight liquid tyler you will drop weight it might come back on pretty quickly but you'll drop it tyler is built like a love sack

i think like the second he just he cuts out that stuff you know what it is i feel like if you cut out um you know sugar or some sort of, you would just be turned off by it eventually. That's what you hear. You eat healthy, and then eventually you eat the crap again. You're like, oh, this is gross. Yeah, that happens. That's too harsh.

How long did you do it for? Three days. And I did it twice. I'll do it for three days. It's pretty easy. I can do it for three days. I can get you the stuff. Can you get it for me, too?

I'll do it. Yeah. If you get it for me, I'll do it. Are you sure? I'm 100% sure. You're not going to cheat? Not going to cheat. You promise? I will. I'll tell you what. I will give a little video diary of it too oh hopefully like a three

day video diary all right is it there like a should we we should have a weigh-in right yes official way and official start we're gonna have to go like one of those recycling centers to weigh us though the first i didn't keep track the second time but the first time i did it i lost six pounds okay okay but how like how consistent is that though is it sort of just a well then i lost i lost the six pounds and then i you know i stick to a hardcore diet of just like chicken water like i've always been doing chicken water yeah less carbs just fruit all that kind of stuff. Okay. Okay, let's do it. All right. Okay, I'm down.

All over the stuff. Ravy's been talking all about it. Squeezed.com. Ravy and Menace, they're all about the Squeezed.com. But you know what had me thinking before we start recording? The whole Lent thing. What if we made it into some sort of dietary thing and we just give up something for Lent? Well, it starts today.

I mean, I'm Catholic, so I guess I can get away with it. What do you want to give up? What do you want to give up, Tyler do you want to give up, Tyler? What could you give up, Tyler? What could I give up? You know what? How about we let Eric choose what you give up, and then I'll let Menace choose what I give up.

Okay. I like this idea. No red meat for 40 days. You eat a lot of red meat? Yeah, I eat a ton of red meat. You think you can do it? Yeah. 40 days?

You can? Yeah. Dude, I've cut out so much red meat, and it worked for me, man. What if we went vegetarian for 40 days? Okay, that's a little much. No, I don't expect that. But can you just go chicken? Chicken, fish, no red meat for 40 days.

Yeah. Chicken, fish, pork. Yeah, I can do that. No, no, no. No pork either. Okay, so just chicken, fish then. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.

Pork technically counts in that area, brother. Okay, yeah, chicken, fish. I got it. Okay. I think I'm counting April 6th would be 40 days from now. The next day is my mom's birthday. I'll go ham then. I'll eat a ham.

I'll take a whole pig, please. Alright, Madness, you choose. Are you drinking any soda these days? I rarely drink soda, man. I've never been big on soda. Then I think you should go no red meat either. I'm a chicken guy. I rarely eat red meat too. I was thinking of... Wait, so what about french fries?

Do you eat french fries? I mean, yeah, whenever I get a burger. What the hell is he eating? What the hell is he eating? The silver bullet? We don't. Poke. No poke for 40 days. But is poke bad? No, I haven't been to poke either. You know what I think I need to cut out?

No bread, man.'t been to poke either. You know what I think I need to cut out? No bread, man. Okay, I get it. Whatever. He went to poke twice last week. I hear Randy all the time talking about, oh, I can't wait to go home and eat this bread. Naturally, this is a guy that gains weight by eating nothing. Dude, I don't... Look, because all he does is chicken and whatever my mom makes himself. I don't drink soda. I don't eat red meat, but somehow

I'm not losing weight. Okay, I eat a lot of calories. I put in a lot of food. It's all the rice carbs from Pokeman. Because if I'm being honest with you, if I eat a lot of calories I put in a lot of I put in a lot of food It's all the rice carbs From Pokemon Cause if I'm being honest with you If I have a really bad day I'll come here at 4am Get some Cheetos

After that I'm pounding a monster After that maybe I'll get a sandwich From downstairs Maybe use my Chick-fil-A cart Which expires in a few days Alright And then from then go home Have some tortillas

So what's the final thing? What's it gonna be? So if you do your hot chicken now, you got to go no bread. It's all tenders. Yeah. All right. No sandwiches. No more Ike's whatever.

Damn. Bastards. Wait, does it start today, today? Yeah, today. No bread. No bread. And I saved a sandwich in the fridge. Dude, no bread.

Damn it. There's an Ike's sandwich right there behind you. Wait, wait, wait. Do I still have today to eat bread? You can eat the middle part. Just eat the middle part. No bread. It's fine.

Yeah, no bread for him. Anyways, I got to wrap this up. I got to get out of here. Please hang out with me this Saturday. Get all the details. Go to thewoodyshow.com. Click on events. Listen to the Bortcast.

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Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Just search The Woody Show. All right, I'm out of here. Nick Soundwave, do you have anything to say before we go? Welcome to my contacts, Tyler. All right. Tyler?

I'm going to shout out a Twitter page real quick. twitter page real quick okay if you guys are diehard baseball fans and you hate everything that the astros did to cheat there is a twitter page that is a follow called uh at asterisk tour at asterisk tour they are going to be posting every single hit batter all right every time one of the astros get hit by a pitch, they're going to be posting it. It's already worth a follow because apparently already seven Astros have been hit. Cool. Violence. Got it. Randy?

I just realized I can't eat hot chicken because hot chicken is breaded, right? Yeah. Or you just pull the bread off and then just eat the chicken. It's weird. There's this grilled option for chicken. It's crazy, right? Shut up, guys. All right. Port? Nothing. There's this grilled option for chicken. It's crazy, right? I know. Shut up, guys. All right. Port?

Nothing. Let's just go to Vegas. Let's go right now. Let's go. Nick Soundwave, did I get you? Yeah, you did. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm Nick Soundwave.

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