What's New Podcast - Randy is leaving us, Vacation Recap, Food News, Tech News and more!

Episode Date: September 24, 2021

On this episode we talk Randy leaving us, Vacation Recap, Food News, Tech News and more!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Eric, aka Soundwave. And that's me first in line today, hell yeah. He is part of the Woody Show and we have Randy. What's up? Who used to be, we'll get to it, a radio DJ on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles and he used to work on the Woody Show.

Plus, joining us from Houston, Texas, would be Tyler, who's a radio personality slash producer for The Sean Salisbury Show, a morning sports radio show in Houston, Texas. Not joining us today would be Bort. He has had a pet emergency, so we'll pray for Bort. But we haven't done a podcast for many weeks and i apologize but there's been a lot of life things going on with everybody in the room so let's get to it now and let's just get it out of the way randy everybody is leaving us i know so sad so randy you'll be

leaving to work for the nfl not as a player no a lot of people thought as a player yeah i'm surprised how many people are like wait so what team are you playing for? I'm like, wait, I'm sorry, what? Yeah, as a linebacker. Explain what you're going to be doing. Where are you going? So I'm going to the brand new building down by SoFi Stadium, and I'm going to be assisting the podcast department as an associate podcast producer.

I'm assuming I'm going to be jumping around from podcast to podcast assisting and doing whatever I can do to help out. And yeah, I'm looking forward to it, man. I'm really excited. The building is brand new, state of the art. I've shown you guys some photos. It looks magnificent. We walked by it many times.

Yeah. You haven't shown me no photos. Yeah, I know. Wow. But I'm really looking forward to it. I'm really excited. It was tough. It was bittersweet.

They wanted me to start like a week after I got the offer. I mean, it's a huge opportunity. It's awesome. But I'm also excited. I'm definitely caught in the middle. Eric just wants me gone. I keep, it's a huge opportunity. It's awesome. But I'm also excited. I'm definitely caught in the middle. Eric just wants me gone. I keep talking about it. I'm going to miss everyone.

Eric's like, when are you leaving? Get the hell out of here. Just leave already. He says a proper goodbye. No, dude, we needed you for two more weeks. I'm worried about what to do with your job. The ship is going to go sinking right down. Oh, yeah, for sure.

But like you mentioned, it's a cool opportunity. I'm really stoked. I'm really excited. And I can't wait to get started. Yeah, we can't wait for you to get started. It's going to be awesome. I saw Tyler on Instagram congratulating you on your new gig. And somehow he turned it back to him.

Before Eric even mentioned it, someone actually pointed it out to me. So he congratulated you by talking about him. Tyler's comment to Randy on the Woody Show post on Instagram. You did a hell of a job filling in for me on short notice after I left. Well done, dude. Go kill it for the shield. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

Am I wrong, though? Because it was very short notice, okay? But, I mean, why do you even have to mention that? Right, yeah. It's like, oh, dude, NFL, huge opportunity. I know you're going to love it. It's going to be awesome. I'm so proud of you. of tyler's crutches one of tyler's crutches that i've picked up over the years is tyler sometimes says too many words i mean eric mentions it all the

time but like when tyler talks tyler has to touch all the bases yeah he has to make sure i can't just say congratulations randy i had to let people know why he's there. He says one thing too many every time he speaks. It's like, bro, come on. But that's Tyler. All right. Look, man, got to cover all the bases. Got to make sure I hit a home run every time. Let's go.

This is what I'm talking about. If I was an English teacher, I could snip off like 60% of the crap that comes out of his mouth. He's just trying to fill a word count in his days. Well, I wanted to check in with everybody's life. Unfortunately, Brett can't make it with us today. But Tyler, last time we talked to to you you pretty much had three jobs you're working for amazon working at lids and you're working at the radio station how's life holding up for you are you able to keep it together i am still keeping it together i have no idea how i am very tired um i just basically when i'm here at my apartment if i'm not watching sports which i'm

trying to watch as much as i can so i know exactly what i'm talking about the next day if i'm not doing that i am dead asleep randy's been trying to get me to play video games for a minute and i've just been so tired and i'm like i just don't are you gonna start doing the multi tv thing where you have multiple TVs? I see a lot of people doing that more and more these days where they want to watch multiple football games at once. It's pretty easily done nowadays. Most of the time, though, it's usually the bro move,

which is laptop on one game, big screen for another game. I usually would do the laptop on the counter or the coffee table in front of me with something, a more or less important game. The Buffalo Bills game goes on the big tv and then i'll pull out the tv out of my room with that i have in my bedroom with my fiancee right and i'll have that set up on like a maybe a red zone with a couple different games so you get like four in one screen see i've been doing something pretty similar to that so i throw the texans game on the big tv because that's the one i need to have the most knowledge about.

On my laptop, I throw on NFL Red Zone. And I have that covering half the laptop. The other half, there's another game going. It's whatever the other big game is. And then on my phone is the Falcons game. So I got four. See, this is my qualm with people who try to pull that off, though, is that if the game is too small, you don't see what's going on. That's why you've got to prioritize the screen,

and you throw the most important one, the big one, and that's why I throw the four-screener on the other TV because I can kind of pay attention more. And the small one, like Tyler's phone, like, dude, get something bigger. You would be correct, but you have to remember what the Falcons... I'm not missing much here. You know what? Because they suck.

Oh, still don't got the ball. Okay. So last weekend I was in Las Vegas for the iHeartRadio Music Festival, which was awesome, by the way. And after the festival, I was starving. And I forgot about this little diner that is inside the Park MGM. It's called Side Betty. They have this awesome hot chicken sandwich that I absolutely love.

So the next day on Sunday, I went in there and they opened up the doors to the bar next door and it's just screens on screens on screens and every single football game is on except for the Texans. They don't have the Texans.

Shocking. It was the Texans versus the Bungles. Including the Browns. No, the Browns. You you know me i'm into not smart bets but big payoff bets so when i landed on friday look at what i i put down i put down okay yeah so texans plus 450 200 bet wins you 900 and this was uh texans against the browns that day wasn't it yes and so guess who was winning yeah who was killing it the texans in the first half and then they just lost it but i would have taken home 900 if they won the only other risky bet the big payoff bet was the jets versus the patriots and i wasn't going to do that one there you go

i've never been to vegas on a football sunday i want to go i want to experience it because usually it's a sunday i'm that's my travel day i have to go back I want to experience it because usually it's a Sunday. It's my travel day. I have to go back. I'm trying to get home. I really do think, I'm hoping in a decade, at that point, sports bets will be legal in California.

I think it's got to be. I was talking to some people in Vegas and they think it's going to happen within a year and a half. And like legit. The ones that are getting picked up now too are moving through the process super fast because they're seeing all these new states make so much money off of betting.

And if you watch these sports channels and stuff, they've totally begun to embrace the betting stuff because they saw that. I usually use Barstow as an example. They went and ran with that, and they realized the culture they've cultivated, and now people are like, we want that. We want that. Plus, it's super easy to get California politicians to do what you want. I've come to pick up.

Just say you're going to recall them, and then suddenly they're like, Hey, guys. Suddenly, whatever you want. Oh, what do you guys want? Whatever you want. Yeah, so they said year and a half. They're dead serious, and these aren't just like some people that are not in the know. They're in the way know.

California is going to make so much money. Eric is going to be living on our bridge because he's going to do so many different bets. Before the iHeartRadio Festival, I was in Cabo, Mexico at the Hard Rock. It ruled. It looked sick. It was super awesome, all-inclusive, brand new resorts. I booked it through Costco. Hopefully, I actually have a meeting later today.

Hopefully, we can be doing some stuff in Mexico, guys, in Cabo. That's why I text you guys, get your passport ready. Hopefully, we can do some stuff with some listeners. You know, it looks like a good resort when you come back and you talk about all the amenities and the food, the drinks, the beaches, or whatever, and you survived a hurricane. Yeah, here's the thing. On the very last night that I was in Cabo, they started putting up messages in the resort. Hurricane warning, tropical storm, you know, whatever. Then it's like hurricane one.

Then they're like, oh, by the way, actually it's a hurricane two now. It's coming straight for us. So all the workers changed all their gear and they're all in emergency gear. And then they're putting beds in the conference area of the resort. And I go, huh, you know what? This is actually getting kind of serious. And then the

wind starts picking up. I don't know if you saw some of the stuff that I posted on Instagram. They said, everybody has to be in their rooms by 930. No one can walk around the resort. So the entire side of our hotel room is all glass from the bottom to the top, all glass. And it's facing the ocean where the storm is coming from. So Nacho and I was like, damn, we can't lay in bed. So we built a bed inside the bathroom, which was like on the other side of the room. And then we slept in there while the hurricane passed over. And but by the next day, all the workers had the whole place cleaned up.

It's like nothing ever happened yeah it's crazy people just started partying again it's so wild because the way like mexico is the summertime which is when you would think would be the most ideal time to go is peak hurricane season so it's raining all the time and then like the best times to go to earn the winter which you would think would be like not sunny but apparently it is sunny yeah but no cabo dude that's where it's at if you live on the west coast i've never been to cabo i usually go to riviera maya which is much farther away why have i been doing that this whole time when you can just go to cabo and it rules they

have a whole marina area just yeah just check it out again i did through costco it was pretty dope uh coming up for events though october 1st is not only the launch of my birthday month it's also the first day of the after burner music festival in huntington beach you can get tickets or partners with us afterburnermusicfestival.com it's gonna be october 1st and october 2nd right on the beach so if you want to have fun go ahead and do that yeah shout out to them after burner music festival happening after an air show right it is i've always official after this is something i might go to and not even go to the festival because i want to go to the air show i've always wanted to go to an air show never gone to an air show and i see the videos and airplanes are nuts to me i see

videos i was like this giant metal tubes and then you see them do these acrobatics and stuff and air shows are just something that have always interested me. Oh, real quick. When I was at the iHeartRadio Music Festival, quick question. You guys were at the Chargers game, Chargers versus the Cowboys. Were you guys turnt up? We were having a good time, man. We were cheering.

Were you sauced? I was a little sauced. Randy decided to take an adventure. I was like, okay, he's on like buzz food searching. He's like, I'm going to go to the sixth floor. Yeah, what was that nacho store? So I was trying to find nachos, which I soon discovered that the stadium does not have nachos. All they have is chips with queso.

Yeah, they have nachos. We went to the food... No, you're thinking of tater tots. They have tater tots similar to like nacho builds. But I walked... I swear there was nachos. I walked all over the stadium. This is when I realized just how massive this place was

because even people who work for the stadium were giving me not bad directions, but the wrong directions. There's still a lot of new people there. On the sixth floor, you'll find this and this and this. But on that same floor that we were on, they had the same spots. It's just because the place is so massive

that they don't really know where everything is. So I ended up getting us nachos and burritos, which we did try that one time. But it was super exciting, man. I even found like an alcoholic slushy drink. Oh, heck yeah. This is a great time. It was crazy to see that many people. I know we've kind of bounced around this topic a lot, but like just how big it is.

The roar of a crowd when you see like 80 000 people and you're sitting that's right we're sitting down towards the bottom and you look across the stadium and you realize there's a wall of just people 50 000 people on the other side of you and you're looking and like oh crap that's people a wall and then you realize oh that's just half you got people behind you and it was cool fun experience i mean absolutely man cool and it's a loss which kind of sucked but it's insane too because you just hear the sheer size and power

of the voices around you. Like we, to be true, to be completely honest and transparent, we predicted, we thought there'd be more Cowboys fans

because of just how long the Cowboys have been around. But the Chargers fans, they came out. They came out. They were a lot. And when you have 80,000 seats,

you're going to have a lot of people from both sides, no matter what. Like there's just so much room, you know? Eric and I were having a blast because we're like, you know 80,000 seats, you're going to have a lot of people from both sides, no matter what. There's just so much room. Eric and I are having a blast because we're like, you know what? Carefree, no stress. Our teams aren't playing.

Let's just root and have a good time. That's awesome. Hopefully for my birthday month, we're going to be doing something either at a Raiders game or the Patriots game. So stay tuned. Listen to this podcast and hopefully we'll have some giveaways for that. Coming up, you want some food news? Yes. Yes.

Since we talked about nachos. All right. Now, we got to get rid of this Reese's bucket, but there's some Reese's news that you might be interested in. So, Reese's had the first ever chocolate and peanut butter pumpkin patch that went down in Massachusetts, and now on instagram they're asking which location they should do next where you just go to the pumpkin patch and you just pick up just bags and bags and buckets of reeses this is how you do it you have

to tag them on instagram show the location and tell them that this is where the pumpkin patch should be next that's how to rally the troops, man. I'm going to have to drive around town to find a real empty spot. Get on the soapbox and start yelling it out. It's Texas. You got nothing but land. I know. In other Reese's news, IHOP is also launching Reese's Pieces pancakes all in, all out.

I'm all in. You know, I'm in. That's dangerous. So here's my thing. I love pancakes. I'm a big pancake guy like if i have a last meal i'd probably do a stack of pancakes i love ihop because of pancakes me too but sometimes the specialty stuff gets a little wild i'd eat it for sure but i probably wouldn't finish it

very sugary yeah because i've done the chocolate chip pancakes before and you get like pockets and you you're just chocolate yeah it's either i'm gonna get cavity or i got the the beatus the sugar shakes you know i'll eat it i'd probably eat like three quarters of it yeah there's a few that uh i hop has that as much as i love i just can't get through it not because i don't like it because but because it's too like they have a birthday cake one i can't do the birthday cake one right there they have like sprinkles on your pancakes like a tiramisu one like a french themed one and i'm like i'm like this is too rich but i gotta look good you know what honestly though simple just plain pancakes is so good but

if you're gonna go simple and just add yeah some strawberries and bananas go a long way oh my god bananas absolute chico my favorite pancakes though or whenever i would buy tickets to like those old people events like this old people like come support the senior center yeah and they're making pancakes out front i'm like and they're the size of like frisbees and they give you like four of them another food news the lakers have revealed a multi-year global partnership with Bego? Bebego. Bebego, who markets dumplings. Now, it's the partnership where they actually put a logo on the jersey.

And before that was Wish, right? Yeah, yeah. And now it's this new dumpling company. And they're based in South Korea. And the company says the reason that they went with the Lakers is because the Lakers have global appeal. And I thought about that after that statement and you know, I've done world travel and the only two teams I do see when the NBA is

somewhere, it's either the bulls or the Lakers. So I think they're absolutely right. Yeah. It has to be big for, I mean, just in order to be associated with the Lakers. So I think they're absolutely right. Yeah, it has to be big for, I mean, just in order to be associated with the Lakers. And it, yeah, because I'm not a big dumpling guy, but I had a couple friends that just like freaked out over it when it was announced.

Do you realize how many dumplings you got to sell to make that kind of cash to be the sponsor for the Lakers? Dumb dumplings. A lot of dumplings, A lot of dumplings. I will eat half of them. All right. In other food news, General Mills presents apple pie toast crunch. So cinnamon toast crunch, but apple pie crunch all in, all out.

I'm going to take the... I mean, I'll try it, but I'm going to... Kind of like how Eric talked about the pancakes all out just because I think it's too much. Like that for me... Too much. I've never been an apple pie guy. I don't know why. Yeah, I love me some apple pie, man. I the pancakes all out just because I think it's too much. Like that for me. Too much. I've never been an apple pie guy. I don't know why. Yeah, I love me some apple pie, man.

I love cereal. I love. Sounds like a Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Apple Jacks combo. That sounds amazing. I'm all in. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is my favorite cereal, so the apple pie will just make it. That doesn't surprise me.

Just give me all the sugar. I had a bowl this morning. Hell yeah, bro. All right. In hot sauce news, Truff, which is one of my favorites, they amp up their white Truff bottle with extra hot. Nice. They're making it even hotter.

I love Truff, but also I do love Diego hot sauce. So shout out to Diego hot sauce. And thank you to everybody that's been buying Diego hot sauce. You might have seen me dial back a little bit on social media promoting Diego hot hot sauce, because our focus right now is to get into some stores and then we're going to ramp it back up again. And we had some meetings this week, so hopefully I can announce by the next podcast where to go pick it up at a store for much cheaper than buying it at Diego hot sauce.com, which you got to pay for all that shipping with Amazon. So if you don't want to wait again, just go to Diegogohotsauce.com.

Now, before I started food news, I did mention our Reese's bucket, which was, what, 375 pieces of Reese's? Yes, yep. And we're probably down to, what, 80 now or something like that? Yeah, we're getting low. I can see the bottom of the box. Leon, don't you, you son of a bitch, do not bring another one by if you're listening to this podcast but you

want to bring some food for my farewell tour oh okay now walmart has announced their version but this is a 488 piece treasure box of hershey's chocolates and it comes with kit kats rolos Kit Kats, Rolos, Reese's, Hershey Kisses, Jolly Ranchers, and Twizzlers. 488 pieces. And it's only $29, which I think is a great price for that much because they're selling it because of Halloween. And because little bags of candy are like $10. When was the last time you guys had a Rolo? I feel like Rolos were around a lot i don't like rollos my mom really liked rollo so that's maybe why i'm connecting to him because i feel like they were i saw him so much when i was a kid but now i was

like a rollo that's what i was gonna say like you're gonna treat the that box like a like a chex mix box or like a munchies where you're just like i don't want that i'm gonna push that to the side next thing you know you have a box full of rollos honestly like just just adding the jolly ranchers and the twizzlers to all that chocolate, I don't know, it kind of seems a little out of place. Maybe that's just me. Well, it's a variety. Yeah, it's a variety pack.

Again, it's probably for Halloween, so you can load up. I don't like Rolos, though, because I don't like caramel. I'll eat it. I'll eat it. Oh, dude. I've started distancing myself. I never add it. Yeah, I've started distancing myself from caramel,

because I have this weird thing about stuff getting stuck in my teeth i'm real weird about my teeth man i get it i don't do now and laters i probably wouldn't do those jolly ranchers the rolos because things get stuck to my teeth and it freaks me out i used to hate when i leave the doctor this is so like first world problem whenever i leave the doctor and they give you like those lollipops that are uh like the caramel apple lollipops i never liked those i used to love those growing up but i've jacked teeth now. I mean, now I'm trying to save my like repair teeth. Dude, give me all the caramel

because there's still these things called toothpicks to help get them out, so. Yeah, I gave the toothpick to have, oh God, Tyler. Seabass here talking to you about one of my favorite topics and a topic that Menace

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Do you want it? Yes or no? I'm all out just because I don't see a difference between that and the 12. You just got a new iPhone too. That's why. Usually what happens is my mom, because my mom is the plan. I just pay her the fee. She's like, we're going to change.

I want a newer phone. I'm like, you just got a new phone. The thing was with the 12, they released a smaller version of the iPhone, like that SE. She bought that one. She's like, I don't really need a new iPhone. So, I mean, I don't know. I probably will end up getting it eventually. I'm out of no hurry.

I mean, I don't even know what version iPhone I have right now, to be honest. It's crazy. It's been a minute. On Hypebeast, their Instagram feed, they posted how in 2024, they believe that Apple might release foldable iPhones. Yeah.

Maybe I'd buy a foldable iPhone. A foldable one. Foldable, huh? Just because it's cool. I had a foldable Samsung when I was's cool i had a foldable samsung when i was at the iheart radio festival because samsung is a big sponsor it was actually pretty cool the galaxy samsung photo yeah i've played around with that it's a little nostalgic i see the commercials for a minute it takes me back to like remember the i mean menace remember right randy you're probably too young the raz Razors, the flip phones. Remember the first,

there was a big thing when you first could flip it open and have a keyboard? Yeah. Sidekick? Yeah. Dude, I never had the Sidekick. I wanted the Sidekick. I wanted my mom.

You're talking about the Push one. Yeah, I wanted my mom to switch T-Mobile so I could get the Sidekick. Sidekick was the best phone ever. The Verizon first one and we had the little rectangular screen on the front and the keyboard. Dude, I had the- First Droid, yeah. I had the Verizon NV2. That was the the little rectangular screen on the front and the keyboard. Dude, I had the first droid.

Yeah. I had the Verizon Envy 2. That was the coolest phone. Nice. Ever. I got my sister the Tony Hawk sidekick. Dude, I was so jealous of people's sidekicks. She was balling.

Back then, you'd be jealous because they're like, dude, you're on AIM right now? Like, we're in school and you're on AIM? That's AWOL Instant Messenger for you, Andy. I don't know if you know what AIM is. No, no. I mean, I get it. Dude, AIM was the best. Dude, yeah. Dude, I thought it was's AWOL Instant Messenger for you, Andy. I don't know if you know what AIM is. No, no, I mean, I get it. Dude, AIM was the best. Dude, I thought it was hot.

You hear the little ding, ding. I thought it was hot-ish because I would put music onto my Envy and I put headphones in. I'm like, yo, I'm listening to music on my phone. In other tech news, did you see that Facebook? Well, actually, Seabass brought a pair in. He bought them. It was the Facebook Ray-Bans,

where pretty much like the Snapchat glasses and Google glasses, where you can record video and do a bunch of other things. They actually look cool because they're Ray-Bans. The only thing is, which he found out later after buying them and he ended up returning them,

that the video capture is only 30 seconds and there's nothing you can do other than that. Why are they doing this? Why only 30 seconds? They keep doing this, where it's like they do little spurts of footage rather than just like a like footage that just where was um and where was it saving it was a like a memory card in the head in the headphones yeah i believe it was internal yeah internal drive in the glasses i mean still there's micro sds that are like like 600 megs huge yeah slide it in yeah i mean that's like gigs

like don't get me wrong these things are cool and everything but just 30 seconds it's just not worth it i'm just kind of over all the hype when it comes to like big companies glasses like big tech companies are they afraid of people walking around using them as recording devices i don't know are they just using make them i like, are they just trying to gear it towards the social media posts? Like, that's, you know, that's the perfect size for an Instagram video or a TikTok or whatever.

All right, another tech news. All in, all out. Randy, Fortnite and high-end fashion designer Balenciaga have collaborated to come out with different clothing items. A jacket will set you back $1,300 all in, all out for some Fortnite high-end luxury brand jackets. Respectfully, I'm going to have to say all out because that is just ridiculous.

But it is really cool to see how far Fortnite has gotten. I thought it was pretty bizarre, though, that high-end brand, Balenciaga, to do a collaboration with Fortnite. Not really the clientele that's going to drop $1,300 on a jacket. I thought it would be like maybe Nike or Adidas or something like that. Not so much though

because a lot of these young guys who are making lots of money streaming and stuff, they're not even 18 yet. I know they're balling, but and the younger generations, mid-20s it's just fun to have. I have a Fortnite Balenciaga hoodie. And most of the time, most people who can't afford it, they buy it and they wear it once in a while.

It's probably enough for a couple big-time streamers to wear it. Look at this new Fortnite jacket. Got it for free. Well, because Gucci did a collaboration with 100 Thieves, which is a gaming organization, and they made backpacks and jackets and shirts. And it's like for the common older person, they don't know what the hell 100 Thieves is,

but if you're a gamer and stuff, you're like, oh, sick, 100 Thieves, Gucci. Perfect time for new job, pay raise. I know, Randy. Ball out. I don't know if they make my size. I don't know. I thought it was a little bit off. I agree.

It's a little strange. But did you also see, starting today, allegedly, PS5 and Xbox Series Xs will be available in Best Buy in store. Yes. Finally. For five seconds. You're not going to be buying one. I take moments in my day to sit back and reflect and be grateful that I was able to get my hands on a console instead of having to do this stuff because people are camping outside,

like long lines of camping out. So you think I left right now, I'd be gone. Oh, yeah. It was gone the second they opened up because most of the time what you see is a lot of these people sort uh have connections so sometimes employees get kickbacks or like uh they'll just be there yeah the whole line like when i when i waited for the the nes classic in front of toys r us just because i wanted to because that'd be fun uh i was number five in line then around 7 a.m right before they opened 13 people popped out of nowhere and they were like oh yeah we're here with these groups of people. And it's like nobody else

behind me stood up and I'm like, what the hell? So it was me versus 13 people and I didn't get my console. A bunch of things like that. Also, Tyler, if you wanted a console, you would have bought one a long time ago. Stop it. You know, I'm just biding my time. It wasn't a necessity now or then. You don't even have time for it now. Maybe you'll waste the money

and sleep all the time. But you know, it's a good thing although that Xbox 360 and that OG Xbox, you know that came i still play them so suck it uh oh one last question yes and it kind of has to go back to high-end stuff so i was hanging out with one of our radio friends alex mac who lives in raleigh north carolina he was with us at the i heart radio musicio Music Festival and we went shopping at the mall naturally because we have a love affair of clothing.

But he put me onto some brand. I wish I knew the name of the brand, but he's like, hey, you got to go to this clone store. And I've walked by this clone store maybe a billion times. And he's like, oh yeah, the bottles are $350 each. He's like oh yeah the bottles are 350 dollars each what what he's like yeah some privately owned cologne brand from paris or whatever so we went in there

and we smell it smelled nice but i was like 350 dollars i think the most i've ever spent on a cologne is maybe 100 125 dollars what i wanted to ask you guys do you wear cologne is maybe a hundred, $125. What I wanted to ask you guys, do you wear cologne? And if you do, what type? No. I used to, but then Ravy would complain about it smelling too much. And so I stopped. I stopped caring because I didn't do, I stopped wearing cologne forever.

But I'm like, I think I can put on just enough where she won't say anything. You know me I have to talk myself into buying shoes I'm not gonna be spending excess amounts of money on cologne the only time I've ever had cologne is when it comes as a gift in like you know those you get out this Christmas gift and you're like a package or something let's go to downtown and buy like the uh even then though that's just too much effort for me like I I shower every

morning I use usually I have my Old Spice and that's a good smell. That's considered a cologne. Just the, I use the deodorant stick. Oh, the deodorant. Yeah, no, no, that's it. Body wash and deodorant stick. I did have one cologne that I used to wear all the time.

I don't know where it is. I lost it because I stopped using it so much. Gucci Guilty. And then the other one that I had that I'm blanking on. It's Drakkar. Not Drakkar Noir. No. Not Drakkar Noir.

That's from Family Guy. Drakkar. That's from Family Guy. Damn it. You see his face saying it. I forgot. I can't think of it. Is it D-U-R?

Is it D-U-R? No, I can't. Is it C-U-R? It might be. It's just. Is it the one that you got for free at the Wingo Tango? Oh, my God. Yeah.

No, it's a different one. Yeah, I got that one, too. Didn't we, man, it's like a couple years ago. We bought some together. Didn't we buy cologne? Yeah, we bought cologne at Fry's, remember? Yeah, Fry's Electronics. That's right.

They had knockoff polo sport for like five bucks, so we both bought some. It's the stuff where the guy comes up to you and like, hey, man, come to my car at the gas station. You want some cologne? It looked just like the polo Sport bottle, everything. Yeah. Except for it just said Polo. And it was a total knockoff. It's like it's Gucci, but it's spelled G-O-O-C-H-I.

Versus... Yeah. No, I've just not... I can't bring myself to do it. And then I'd forget to do it more likely. And then I'd get annoyed. Tyler seems like an Axe body spray guy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, 100%. He for sure used to spray himself with the chocolate. Smells like a middle school gym locker room. No, I don't think I've used Axe since I was in high school. Which is arguably a worse look for you. Yeah, I guess. Whatever. So as far as cologne goes, I only wear it on a super special occasion.

For example, I'm coming back home in a couple weeks for a wedding that I'm in. Nice. I'll probably throw like a tiny bit on for that, but it's got to be something. Hey, look, I'm up there because I have to be. I'm just saying. So I'll just get some for like a super special occasion. That's pretty much it. The best one I've ever had, though, someone I used to date a couple years ago.

They worked at Ulta Beauty at the time, and they used their discount to get me a bottle of uh that one johnny depp does uh what is it sauvage noise that stuff smelled so good that was one that i would honestly put on like a little more that's what i'm thinking um because that it's soage yeah that's what it is it smells amazing yeah yeah I just right now I'm rocking some Chanel I don't even know

Chanel what but Chanel for men and you go back to the same ones you have like different feeling like you know like feeling a different

bottle each day or just the same bottle every time I kind of just like come across a bottle and then stick with it until I because I know

there's people out there who's the same one every day all the time and it's crazy too because like when you really enter those sorts of the more formal dress world, cologne, suits, there's so many things that you don't realize that people do in order to gauge things. You spray it on your wrist to smell it, or they'll spray it in the air and they'll walk through it or stuff.

It's funny. So cologne, Woody has a very noticeable cologne smell. It's the same one every day, every time, or every time he wears it, whatever, every day. And I can tell when I come around the corner in the morning when he's been either in the studio briefly just before me or he's been walked through the hallway because there's an aroma and you're like, oh, there's Woody.

Really? I don't even know. Is cologne a good first day of work move, though? Or is that just like you don't do that? Oh, with your new job? Yeah, I want to rock cologne. Yeah, I would. Because you don't want to be the guy who's like, oh, that's cologne guy. Especially if you don't do that because oh with your new job yeah i want to rock alone yeah because you don't want to be the guy yeah oh that's cool especially if you don't wear it all the time you're gonna overdo it on accident you're like you know just you just want to make sure you smell good yeah don't smell like a a locker room a dirty sock it's been a

minute yeah don't do that yeah don't do what you do here you know put yourself together and go to work i'm cutting like what would opposite me do? I'm cutting the mop over the weekend. Can you cut into a mullet? Because you've been teasing me with mullet talk for so long. You have to be professional. Give me a mullet for Monday

next week or something. At least once before you go. You've been teasing me with mullets for months. There's nothing wrong with a mullet not being professional. It's a business in the front. How many NFL players have mullets right now?

You don't have to tell them about the party in the back. I know, but it's like if I... Because, you know, it's the first impressions. I can't let them see me for who I really am day one. Again, I'm not saying

you have to go to work with a mullet, but you've thrown your hair out for months. You've talked to me. I've sent you pictures of mullets countless times in the last three to four months.

Ah, it's coming up. It's getting nice and long. It's good. As a throwback, I know this is off the record, but I'd be willing to let Menace do one more Menace's barber thing just to give me a mullet on a Monday and last it through the week. Yeah. Just as long as we don't let him give me a taper. This is something basic.

Well, you got to have room to kind of salvage it when you do go to your job next week. Can you fix this? Let's go take a walk. Someone get this man a perm. Let's just go full on. All right. I got to take off because I got to do a meeting because I want to get some listeners to Mexico for free. Nice.

We can make that happen. FYI, October 29th. I meant to bring this up earlier.ober 29th that will be the birthday party get down once again morongo casino how it turns up was the last time it was so much fun i was in the back with you drinking and i was you know a big group of the show was some special people you know um and i look over my mom is taking shots of fireball with you in the corner my mom literally at the end of the night had to sit on the couch because she's like i don't think i could stand up right now now the advantage i have is i can go to this and not care about how

drunk i get yeah because it's like what's gonna happen what are you gonna do you're gonna fire me so october 29th morongo casino the birthday turn up returns. It's going down. So mark your calendars. Get ready to go. If you listen to this podcast, you have an advantage because if you want to book a room, rooms do book up pretty fast. So make sure you get on that and we'll see you October 29th. Yes, it will be a Halloween themed party.

You're not required to wear a costume if you don't want to. If you want to be a sourpuss and no fun, go ahead and don to wear a costume if you don't want to if you want to be a sour puss and no fun go ahead and don't wear a costume but tyler will probably be there dressed as what the globe i don't know i was gonna say what's the big purple grimace hey i would kick it i would kick in some money to get him a grimace costume that'd be fire i have a pickle costume dude he should be kirby we should get some we should give him a Grimace costume. That'd be fire. I have a pickle costume. Dude, he should be Kirby. We should get him a Kirby outfit. Pink? Just walk around in some pink. Big Kirby, dude.

I saw both of you to assume I'm going to be there in the first place now. I don't want to go. Oh, wow. Not for my birthday. Shocking. I'll go for your birthday, but that's it. Okay. Then you're going to be there. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Plans change all of a sudden. Someone's tired. Alright, well, we got to get out of here. Again, listen to be there. There you go. Guitar. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Plans change all of a sudden.

Someone's tired. All right. Well, we got to get out of here. Again, listen to the Borgcast. Unfortunately, Borg cannot be with us. Hopefully, he'll join us next time. But listen to the Borgcast.com. That's the Borgcast.com.

Listen to Tailgater Sports. Go to TailgaterSports.com. That is with Randy, Tyler, and Eric. What's going to happen with Tailgater? So my schedule for work is going to be a little strange. It's either going to be Sunday through Wednesday or Monday through Thursday. So I'm hoping we can do something. Or if not, I can maybe do like what they do on NFL and Fox

where it's just like when Frank Caliendo would just give his picks. I'll just record myself giving my picks and send it to him. We're going to have to figure something out, man. I don't want to be talking to Tyler for 45 minutes alone every week. Wait a minute. He's suicidal.

Tailgatersports.com figure out what's going to happen. Follow them on Instagram at Tailgatersports on Instagram. You're going to like this. We are we

I didn't say we Randy came up with a bet that we're doing each week on Tailgater. So we started this thing with doing our picks that we usually do.

Yeah. But we also incorporated the Tailgater quarter this year so we flip a quarter and it picks so heads home team tails away team and it picks it's currently beating us it's the first place seven and one it's made one long pick it's crazy so far yeah so seven right one wrong and randy came up with this idea yeah so basically what's going to happen is if tyler loses to the quarter as in the quarter does better at picking uh winners than tyler yes uh for the season for the season uh he has to put up two fat heads of my face and eric's face in his apartment on the walls and but then uh eric brought up how we need to you know return the favor if we lose

and tyler wants us to wear an I Love Texas shirt. I Love Texas shirt. Which initially it did not make any sense because he's like, you have to wear it every day for like three months. I'm like, that doesn't make sense. It's going to smell. We're giving him now 10

options. 10 choices. He can tell us 10 times wear the shirt if we lose and if he loses he gets the fat heads. And we get to tell him where to put them up. Which is similar to what we did last year, because last year when we had a bet with him, in which if he lost, which he always does, and he had to wear a shirt that was, I love,

like it was God, God family, faith, and Packer football. Oh, God family. Okay. Yeah, which annoyed us the most because he got the shirt and didn't even take a good picture with it. And he had it during COVID, so he wore it in his bedroom the whole week. Oh, yeah. Loser.

All right. Anyways, listen to the Joe Coy podcast. Just go to J-O-K-O-Y.com. He has a new show on Netflix. Look it up. Just search Joe Coy. Also, he has a movie coming out about his life. He's out there.

He's doing it big. Just go to JoeCoy.com. J-O-k-o-y.com he's also on tour so check to see if he is in your town next month for my birthday month i'm going to be seeing him in new york city at radio city music hall super excited for that that's going to be awesome listen to the sex with emily podcast just go to sex with emily.com or follow her on instagram at sex with emily listen to the nerd now podcastily podcast just go to sex with emily.com or follow her on instagram at sex with emily listen to the nerd now podcast see randy's involved with so many podcasts people are gonna have to figure out what to do as i'm saying randy he's making a lot of promises burning a lot of people uh the woody show now what's new pod taylor gator yeah see you guys

later bye peace so nerd now podcast.com check him out. They have a big event this weekend, right? October 2nd. Oh, sorry. Next weekend. Yeah, next week on October 2nd, we're going to be at McLeod Brewery from 12 to 4 with LA Games. And it's just going to be like, you know,

drink beer, buy games, which is dangerous for me because every time I drink and Tyler knows this, I buy stuff. So, me being near stuff that I would buy with alcohol might be dangerous. You know, that will be technically after Randy's tenure with the Woody show. So we'll see if he even shows up.

He might just cut us off completely. He's like, you know what? Peace. Busy. Ghost. ASU is playing UCLA that day. Oh, that's that day. Hail State, baby.

All right. Also, make sure you listen to the Woody show. The Mothership. Just search the Woody show on the iHeartRadio app. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave? I'm going to be perfectly honest. I honestly have nothing. I just want to go to sleep.

That's a first. Wow. See what happens when you start with him first? Yeah, he's like, oh, gosh. I don't have anybody to piggyback off. All right. Randy? Just a reminder to everyone, I'm not dying or going off to war.

So you don't have to. When you approach me, you don't have to approach me like I'm a ghost. People are like, I'm really going to miss you. You're just gone like that. I'm like, dude, I'm not dying. So I'm hopefully going to be around. You're not dying, but you're just dead to us. Yeah. All right.

The next up. Got to work the same way. Eric, anything to say before we leave? You're dead to me, Randy. Oh, no, man. All right, well, I guess today's my last day. All right, guys, we'll see you my last day. All right, guys. We'll see you next week.

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