What's New Podcast - Randy vs. Bort Drama, Tyler Car Drama, Food & Tech News and More!
Episode Date: July 22, 2021On this weeks episode we talk Randy vs. Bort Drama, Tyler Car Drama, Food & Tech News and More!...
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett.
Hi.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric. Sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave.
He also works on the Woody Show.
And joining us from Houston, Texas would be Tyler, who works on the Sean Salisbury Show,
a sports morning radio show in Houston, Texas.
Not joining us today, and you'll be finding out why, would be Randy, who's a radio DJ
in Altman 87 in Los Angeles, and he works on The Woody Show currently.
We'll find out.
Oh, sorry.
That was supposed to be the sad effect.
Anyways, we'll get more into that in a second,
but I do want to talk about Randy
because Randy today was the selection of
What Will Randy Do For Money?
He spun for $1,000.
Yep.
And we have selected for him to get a tattoo.
I want you to give your tattoo ideas on the podcast.
I'm going to save mine for later.
Randy is not on the podcast today because he left early.
He said, hey, guys, I can't smell or taste anything.
And you know what that is?
A sign of potential COVID, which he already had.
Oh, yeah.
So he's back at it.
And Brett, you seem a little upset.
And explain what happened early this morning.
All right.
So Randy hadn't been here, right?
He had called out.
Everything's fine.
Randy says, hey, I'm coming in.
All right.
Well, here's the thing.
Randy, you're staying to your room.
Because we thought maybe he could just be under the weather. No big deal. Randyandy you're staying to your room because you know we thought maybe you know it could just be under the weather no big deal randy you're staying to your studio
do not come by the production room where eric and myself are because look i'm not vaccinated
everybody knows that i've already said everybody y'all may think i'm dumb whatever it doesn't
matter i don't have it i know i can get sick but i'm not asking someone to throw a grenade in my
lap yeah so randy's like yeah yeah yeah everything's good pass by in the morning knock on the window wave to him talk to him on the little
intercom system say hey man i'll drop you an energy drink rapunzel style yeah dude don't worry
i already talked to cameron i'm not going by your room whatsoever yeah so there's a big huge
discussion on how he's not coming by yeah exactly, exactly. Everything is fine. So then, you know, it's about an hour later.
Fake news is in here.
We're recording something for the show.
And all of a sudden, Randy's at my door, barges open, and runs to the snack bin, starts pulling things out.
And me and fake news are just staring.
I'm like, this can't be happening.
We're like, what are you doing?
I can't smell anything. I can't taste taste anything i need something to smell my god to
make sure i can smell what are you doing in here yeah leave and he's like what what what what and
we're like dude just leave yeah and he still cannot at that moment can understand i needed
something to smell yeah there's a thousand other rooms you could go to everywhere but you know
whatever so that's why he's not here um well that that's a reason yeah and he spun a thousand
dollars um we were able to get him on the air because he has a microphone at his home yeah but
um so do you guys have any tattoo ideas for him yet anything it's two inches by two inches he
gets to select where it goes anything fun you
can think of there's a couple good suggestions that came in uh on the text already that we kind
of liked i just thought of this one right now if it could be like a little two-parter i mean but
it takes away a little bit of fun of it because you know there's no appeal on his actual body
uh-huh what if you throw a little qr code on That shoots it to something onto like something even bigger.
Oh, do you know what would be funny?
A QR code,
when you scan it,
you have to follow Tyler.
That would be pretty dope.
Yes.
There's a couple others
about portraits,
like Tyler's face.
There's one about misspelling
his name as a tramp stamp.
Oh, yeah.
All right. Well, if you have ideas,
email the show, email at thewittyshow.com
That's email at thewittyshow.com
Here's the thing.
Randy and I, and I don't know
if Eric was invited, but we're supposed
to be at the Giltini's this Sunday.
The Giltini's rugby team at the
LA Coliseum. The game starts at 3 o'clock.
I will definitely be there.
And if you want to go, tickets
are on sale right now. Starting at
$10. We've got the $10 hookup for our
listeners. So if you go to PartyWithWoody.com
That's PartyWithWoody.com
Go there, get some
tickets, and we'll see you on Sunday because
it is a gigantic party. Switching
gears to other events for the Woody Show
After Hours Takeover that's finally going to
happen. Yes! finally going to happen.
Yes.
Oh,
heck yeah.
We've been waiting for this.
It seems like for years because we have.
It has been.
Yeah.
So we were so close before.
Let's just get us to that point again.
We have a bunch of tickets that we're giving away next week on the Woody show,
but if you want to enter online right now,
and if you haven't heard about it,
go look for the posts on our Woody show,
Instagram at the Woody Show on Instagram
and enter to win there.
Is there one thing you're excited
to check out
at Disney's California Adventure
that may be new?
Manus, I know you've been recently.
Yeah, I've pretty much
been to everything there.
I am excited to check out
more food items.
I didn't get to try all of them.
I'm down to try more.
Always work our way back to food.
Yeah.
You guys just want to jump in
and do some food news right now?
Yeah.
Nice.
Alright, some food news for you guys.
FYI, I will be at
Raising Cane's August 17th.
More details coming soon, but
check this out. Food news. Fruity Pebbles
ice cream with ice cream milk
all in, all out.
You had me at Fruity Pebbles.
I love Fruity Pebbles, dude. I just assumed melted ice cream flavor with Fruity Pebbles. Yeah, let's do it. cream milk all in all out yeah i'm having a fruity pebbles yeah fruity i love fruity pebbles dude i
just assume melted ice cream flavor with fruity pebbles yeah let's do it why not it's probably a
sugar bomb but whatever all right next item cinnamon toast crunch popcorn all in all out
i'm deaf jesus popcorn just i do not care it's cinnamon toast crunch i'm all in let's go all
right here's my thing i don't like sweet popcorn i only like buttery toast crunch. I'm all in. Let's go. All right. Here's my thing. I don't like sweet popcorn.
I only like buttery, salty popcorn.
So I'm all out on that one.
Okay.
Next item.
All in, all out is this Hidden Valley Ranch pepperoni pizza dip.
All in, all out.
Yes.
Hell yeah, dude.
All right. This stuff sounds so good.
I might just get the bottle and dump it in my mouth.
No pizza.
Just do it.
All right.
Here's another one.
Cinnamon roll cookie dough.
All in, all out.
So is that just basically like a cinnamon roll in cookie form?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, sounds good.
Yeah.
Why not?
Don't see why it would be bad.
Also good.
Okay.
Sticking with cookie dough.
Peanut butter and jelly cookie dough by Nestle.
I'm all in.
Oh, hell yes.
If it's by Nestle, hell yeah.
I'm out. I told you this i can
live off peanut butter and jelly every single day of my life i had a i had two peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches for dinner last night lucky i'm a grown-ass man and i i probably i probably
had in what form what kind like chunky creamy oh creamy i always go creamy really the only thing i
really switch up is my is my jelly sometimes go strawberry sometimes go grip something that goes
like a marmalade, a little
thicker. Oh, yeah. But yeah, dude, I love
peanut butter and jelly ice cream. Have you ever
had that? No. Dude. No.
Oh, man. Where? I usually get
it, I think it's like, it might be a
Breyers, not Breyers. Oh, look it up.
Buy it from the pint, like at the grocery store.
It's probably Breyers because I know every
Breyers flavor. So good, dude. That's good.
It's by Kroger.
Yeah, that makes sense.
The Luxe Jam, peanut butter and jelly.
That makes sense.
Oh, yeah.
There's a Kroger down the street from my apartment.
Let's go.
Hell yeah.
Okay.
I'm glad you brought that up.
Let's go.
Because I have one last piece of food news.
No, I have not been to Potbelly yet, if that's what you're asking.
No, and don't try to jump the gun because I have a laundry list of things and uh you guessed the wrong one here's
a piece of food news why tyler's a dick here we go all right ready hashtag tyler's a dick for this
podcast so kura sushi is part of the woody show now and kura sushi revolving sushi and they are
nationwide oh my god there's a ton There's a ton in Los Angeles.
And if you want to enter to win, by the way, a $200 gift card for Kurasushi,
go to atthewoodyshow on Instagram.
It's so much fun.
It is a great experience for sushi.
Kurasushi, K-U-R-A.
Go look it up.
Now, Kurasushi happens to be available in Houstonston texas 10 minutes from tyler's work
right oh really so i hit up tyler and i said hey dude uh kura sushi's on board they're awesome
guess what i want to hook you up and your co-workers up to go there and try it let's go bro
let's go uh that was weeks ago. What has happened since?
Yeah, that was three weeks ago.
You don't have to pay for it.
I will completely take the blame on it.
That is absolutely my bad.
Oh, really?
Okay, okay, okay.
So I told him, he texted me about it.
Like, hey, we're going to go next week.
And he said, okay, cool.
After that is when basically the week went to hell
because my car took an absolute dump,
had to take it three times to the mechanic in two weeks,
and I completely forgot about the sushi thing.
After that, the 4th of July week, my car got towed.
That's a whole other story.
So I've just been having a horrible car look,
and then it's just been like bill after bill after bill, and completely forgot bill after that is one it's a free yeah you're not
no but i think with all my financial things and all the things that i've been worrying about i
completely put it on the back burner things wouldn't you want to go have a free meal
how can i save money uh you are absolutely not wrong for sushi let's put it aside you you are
not wrong that is 100 my bad i oh damn like bro i screwed up on that one because i was like yeah
man just you know just go hang out there and send me some photos i want to see that you went there
and uh and he never happened but uh as soon as he said it as soon as he said he's like sushi i was
like oh f i forgot well i want to go back to you real quick i want to go back to uh getting towed what happened there
so i got into this big old fight with my apartment manager because i parked roaches in my apartment
parking lot and the tow truck just randomly came and towed my car for no reason. We got in this big old fight because they tried to claim that I was in a reserve spot.
I was not.
Basically, I was going back and forth with his manager for a couple days.
I finally got him.
I said, bro, look, this is what's going to happen.
You're either going to pay me back.
You're going to take it off my rent, or I'm just not going to pay my rent.
And he's like, okay, fine.
We'll take it off your rent.
I was like, okay, cool. We're good. Oh good oh yeah that's a good move like it cost me and I'm not
this was July 5th the day after 4th of July I am getting ready to go to lids to go to work right
I walk outside and it's pouring rain my car is not there and I immediately start I immediately
start looking around for it I'm like what the hell is my car? I know a car is over here.
That was my first initial thought, and I started freaking out.
I was like, oh, my God, my car got stolen, blah, blah, blah, which I know it's technically inside the apartment complex parking,
but hey, that happens.
Yeah, of course.
It happens from time to time.
So immediately, I look up on the fence.
I see a number for a tow truck.
I call him.
He's like, oh, yeah, we towed your car, and I started,
and I kind of felt bad because, I mean I mean obviously I'm frustrated. I was a total
a hold of that guy. I was swearing up and down with this. I was like where the
F is my car like blah blah blah. Did you done him? I was pretty close, but I was
about to have a stroke right there. Yeah, but it was basically I was so mad. I
was screaming so much. It was like the follow the bouncing ball with the
subtitles. It was really bad, so I
finally get over to the toe place. They're basically the storage. Arts are
a holes dude like they suck. They're terrible. Oh really well, so like I'm
going back and forth with them. Yeah, yeah, bro. I'm going back and forth
with them. They're like our credit card machine is not working, so I have to go
back to a Wells Fargo down the street, grab cash, bring it back
in the rain. I was livid
at this point. Like, oh
my God. Point is, I finally
got it fixed. They took it off my rent,
but oh my God. And like, just
add it to the laundry list of
issues that I've had with this place. Like, I've already started
looking for. Oh, really? So the first place
that you found that had roaches
and the roof was leaky. By the way, does the
roof still leak? The roof did not leak. It was
the floor that was leaking. So flip it the other way around.
Oh, yeah. It came through like the... It was
Randy's roof that was leaking. Oh, yeah. Sorry.
Sorry. I flipped one child for another.
Never mind. How's your guys' living experience going
on? Because I love where I live. Yeah, and I'm
cool for now. I'm pretty decent. You still have my
rents going up. Besides that. Okay, so
you are going to move out, right? I know you've been talking about it. Yeah, yeah. So I'm cool for now. I'm pretty decent. Some of my rent's going up. So that. Okay. So you are going to move out, right?
I know you've been talking about it.
My last payment for my lease is November 3rd.
I've already started looking for a place,
locations like maybe around October.
My question is, are you going to get off the ground floor?
Are you going to try to go?
Because I was thinking about the weather not too long ago in Houston,
and they have flooding issues that you should go up one or two flights.
There are two key things
that have to happen in my next apartment.
Number one, I got to be at least
on the second floor or above.
Number two, has to have a washer dryer in the unit.
I work so much.
You're picky.
I know it's like, uh.
In the unit, you won't even accept in the complex.
If you can get that in unit, man.
No, yeah. If you can do do it you can swing it definitely but like yeah in unit is like for i'm assuming for what you're
gonna be paying in unit is gonna be a tough sell yeah so at least i've looked at a couple places
i can get one in unit for maybe about 1100 a month which is oh wow sweet yeah i mean you got two gigs
you can pull that off yeah i hate the fact that i have to take time out of my day off where I want to be able to sleep
because I'm always working, so I don't sleep as much. I just want to sleep, relax, and just be in
bed all day. But no, I got to go do laundry. I get it. When I didn't have washer and dryer
and unit, dude, it was a hassle, man. You would go, you would have to walk, and you have to do
all the timing right to make sure you got back in the right time.
The worst is when you come home and you're like, you know, it's a laundry day and you get home and you see somebody's using the washer and dryer and you're like, son of a bitch, I don't even want to do this.
And now I got to wait for somebody else to finish theirs before I can do mine.
Or the worst on top of that, you get home, there is an opening, you go grab your your laundry look for change and you don't have change
or somebody else's stuff is still in there and i'm like dude where are you at come pull your
stuff out i had people that would leave it overnight at my last place yeah there was only
one time i was just like okay their stuff has been in here two hours i'm throwing it out people not
like time it out like a timer on your phone
i don't get it i just i'm i'm within five minutes of my load being done it's usually i'm there like
early yeah yeah i'm usually like waiting or if i'm doing something maybe playing a video game
gotta find a stop which point i'm making doing something i'm there within five minutes when you
finally like get a home or uh an apartment that has in unit it's life-changing oh i bet man yeah
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There was some major tech news that was breaking early this morning.
All in?
All right, let's do it.
Tech news.
And it's like, that's what I've been saying.
Uh-oh.
Mark Zuckerberg says that the main focus for Facebook will be virtual reality.
Oh, great.
Here we go. Here we go. The Oasis Ready Player One is on the way. I just watched Ready Player One like last weekend. Are you
serious? I watch it like probably once every two months. It was on TV. I still haven't watched it,
but this is giving me some straight up 90s kid vibes. It's called the Metaverse Virtual Reality
and basically just having experiences within Facebook. So that's what it's
going to be. It's going to be the
Oasis. Now, if you don't know what I'm talking about,
it'll be basically put on some goggles
and you're just walking around in a world.
And that's why people are buying the freaking
NFTs. It's going to be Tron.
They're going to make
their fake mega mansions and their
second life online. And Oculus
is through Facebook? Yes. Oh, there you go now connecting thoughts here just like the south
park dude tyler's gonna we're gonna all meet up and do this podcast oh and virtual reality we're
gonna see tyler he's gonna be all buffed and stuff i'm okay tyler's virtual empty apartment
yeah but eric mlb the show in virtual reality. You down?
Dude, that'd be dope.
Dude, we could do the show in virtual reality in front of our audience live.
That'd be sick.
That'd be really cool.
That'd be pretty crazy.
And if it's virtual reality,
we won't actually be able to hurt each other, right?
So if Randy pisses me off,
I can just punch him in the face.
I can steal some of his coins and walk away.
You know what's funny? It's funny about this virtual reality concept and stuff,
and then you see it in movies like Ready Player One,
and what's a gamer?
The one with the kind of mature Ready Player One.
Same thing, Oasis, but it's really like GTA kind of style.
Murder, sex, drugs, everywhere.
And then you get the idea of like, okay, well,
when you get the ability to build your online online avatar what are you going to look like you know and then you know
know what these people look like in real life like but we know what each other like so you see
tyler's avatar and you're like tyler come on you put a six-pack on your guy come on bro so what if
i'm six five with a six-pack i think i think tyler would thrive in virtual reality like he would
be Tyler shows up as Fabio
with his
hair like flipping everywhere
because you know I could pull all right
Tyler's
the number one catfisher
on the show. Let's roll. Okay, let's
relax and then Randy shows
up and he still can't grow a mustache even
in virtual reality.
Randy would still pick the shortest shorts in VR, dude.
I swear.
And he would somehow bring in some worm into the system and crash it. Virtual COVID.
Yeah, virtual COVID.
Guys, it wasn't me.
You should have known that I would have been the person to do this.
You guys should have built a better security protocol.
Get a better firewall, guys.
Come on.
It's not my fault.
In other news, PS5 announced that PS5 owners are going to get free Apple TV Plus with no charge for six months.
Wow.
So six months.
And that's just in time for Ted Lasso season two, which I'm very excited for.
I enjoyed Ted Lasso.
You can watch it uh actually starting
tomorrow which is friday july 23rd and if you haven't watched the first season of ted lasso
and you have apple plus you might even have apple plus and i even know it because you bought an apple
device and it comes for free for one year but uh check it out it's a good show i like it is that
intriguing to anybody else that sony is working Apple? Honestly, I mentioned that to Ravy.
I was like, this is pretty weird because I'm like, okay, why is Sony and Apple working together and doing this?
Right.
Because on Apple TV Plus, what content on there is intriguing to a PS5 player?
Yeah, you can get pretty much everything onto your ps5
there's no but but they're so like apple tv plus does have exclusive content but i'm saying the
content that's available on there currently i'm like oh what's that what appealing content do
they have for a player well i remember sony was supposed to put out a bunch of their own
content tv shows and movies that they were going to use
for PlayStation. I wonder if they're just going to push those to Apple TV now. Like sell them to
them or something. Yeah, like any of their properties. Yeah, there's probably content
that's going to be released that we don't even know about. They did announce that they're building a
huge content studio nearby our studio, and it's going to be like a 500,000 square foot facility
or something like that. They'll do a few things. Yeah, they're going to be like a 500,000 square foot facility or something like that. They'll have room to do a few things.
Yeah, they're going to do a couple things.
Hey guys, do you need us to podcast about PlayStation? We'll be right over.
We out here.
I could use a free PS5.
Some
switching up the news, some other happenings
that are happening from tech news.
How about some fair news, everybody?
Hell yeah.
Fair for back, everybody. I love fairs,
dude. I have been so excited.
Because I saw people posting
about the OC Fair already, man. I'm all about
it. Yeah, OC Fair's already happening, and
of course, next month, one of our favorites,
the Iowa State Fair is going
to be happening in fairs
everywhere. Does Houston have a big fair? Do you
know about it? They have to. Right.
If they do, I haven't heard about it yet.
I know Houston's big thing over here.
And I want to say it's March or April is the rodeo.
That's the big thing.
There's got to be something big.
I mean, there's the Texas State Fair, which is super famous.
There's got to be something.
Maybe like a county fair around Houston.
You know what?
I will tell you what.
Let me double check.
Let's do a deep dive.
I am already looking.
The Houston Fair. Is it what? I will tell you what. Let me double check. Let's do a deep dive. I am already looking. The Houston Fair.
Is it happening?
Is there one? There's one in
Rosenberg, Texas. The 85th
annual Fort Bend County
Fair and Rodeo. Oh, hell yeah.
September 24th through October 3rd.
Dude, they love them rodeos, man.
Dude, when it's rodeo weekend
in Las Vegas,
the PBR Rodeo. Rodeo weekend and NASCAR weekend. They take it weekend in Las Vegas, the PBR rodeo.
Rodeo weekend and NASCAR weekend.
They take it over in Las Vegas.
Have you guys seen any of the food yet at any of the fairs?
No, not really.
I did actually because my fiance's mom went to the OC fair over the weekend.
She posted a picture of possibly the biggest pastrami sandwich I've ever seen.
Oh, yeah.
It looked so good.
I did see our friend scott
uh was at the oc fair and he posted this cone with a bunch of stuff and i didn't know what it was
it was a buffalo chicken mac and cheese and a waffle cone oh hell yeah
i want it i need it and shout out to scott yeah shout out sc to Scott. The State Fair of Texas, September 24th to October 17th in Dallas.
I might actually have to make a drive up.
Well, hold on.
I might have to like talk about it
and never do it.
Let's go.
So can we take bets now?
Is Tyler actually going to make it
or not make it?
I mean, he won't make it down
10 minutes at the street.
I got to work it into my schedule,
all right?
Leave me alone.
Shout out to Lids.
You know, it's funny.
I'm always at the mall
and you know,
I see a Lids
and I think about you, Tyler. Oh, I appreciate you so much the lids are popping they are a lot
of people always upping them lids oh my yeah it's weird like they've come out with some brand new
hats that i've seen so uh eric knows this because i've sent him a couple pictures they're coming out
with different colored hats um like one of the new y York Yankee ones has the World Series patch on it, but the hat itself is like a baby blue with the white logo and it's
got a pink under brim. They're coming out with all these weird ones. One that I didn't
even know was a thing that Randy texts us about apparently and I don't think this is
even an MLB or NFL or NBA official thing. They're coming out with hats with the logos
upside down with honestly, that's the stupidest
I saw Lakers one with those weird.
I was at this place called the row in Los Angeles is in downtown LA and they have a
shop called the bodega and it's basically the front of the shop is it looks like a bodega.
It's all like a like a fake grocery store that you walk through, and it's a freezer.
And then at the back of the freezer, you walk into the store, and they have sneakers and stuff like that.
But they also had a bunch of different hats, like a bunch of teams, like Yankees, LA, all that kind of stuff.
And I don't know if you saw these ones, but they had flowers embroidered into them, like different flowers, I guess, for the states or something that they're in?
I don't know. I thought that was interesting.
Interesting. Kind of weird though. I don't know how
many people would like a flower on their hat representing
their team too. You'd be surprised.
One thing I've realized about people that come
in specifically for hats that I guess I never paid attention
to before. If it matches with your
outfit, whatever fit you're trying to put on,
they will buy it. It does not matter.
You heard it first from the hat connoisseur
himself, Tyler. Hat insider.
So fresh and so clean. Expertise.
Oh, yeah. Specialist.
Connoisseur. Thank you.
Going back to the fairs real quick. Now,
Brett, I hate to bring it back to vaccines,
but I had a question for you. And it's not
about why you're not going to get a vaccine
or anything like that. I mean, we could.
My question is, at what point do you think you're going to feel safe where you don't going to get a vaccine or anything like that i mean we could um my question is when at what point do you think you're gonna feel safe where you don't have to wear a
mask when am i gonna feel safe i dude with how disgusting people are even with the everything
going on right now i don't even know if i'm gonna stop at this point i mean you'd be like overseas
they wear them even pre-pandemic i know that's why the japanese culture is way ahead
of ours and very amazing um i don't know man because you know the thing is is that whether
you have a shot or not you can still get sick it doesn't mean that diseases are gonna stop
right um and i don't trust anybody i mean look at randy i trusted him to stay out of this room
and apparently you can't do that so how am i gonna trust anybody else i can't believe he ran in there
yeah i really can't
yeah well you and me both um yeah i don't know man but see here's the other thing with the shot
i never said i won't get one eventually i might but i don't like the whole prototyping
idea of hey here's a shot we pumped it out here you go without seeing the effects that could
happen long term like i want to see the first batch of babies that come out
after people that have been vaccinated.
Let's see how those kids turn out first.
And then maybe we'll do this.
But I don't know, man, because I think it's just going to keep mutating
and mutating and mutating this virus.
It's just what it is.
I was just asking because I was thinking about that.
I'm like, you know, how far in are we going to go before go before you're like okay randy you can walk back into the room well see i didn't have a problem
with randy walking in the room it was the fact that randy was looking like doggish yeah he was
saying that he wasn't feeling one i'm like you know what man how about because you could have
anything you could just have the flu and the thing is if he has the flu or if he even has bronchitis
or something coming in here and getting
me or eric sick the the show's gonna come to a bit of a halt yeah right the the engine room kind
of stops so i didn't want him getting any of us sick just stay by yourself i don't even know why
he came in to be honest and that's that's like my whole there was a theory because he wanted the
thousand dollars well i mean there you go there's that right i mean you know he's like hey i'll sacrifice my buddies for money i don't care but this whole thing of anytime i've
talked to anybody about this virus is like i really wish that the whole pandemic would have
changed the culture of how we handle being sick now because this is such i know uh it seems like
people already forgot about it i had friends that would come to school for the first two periods and then get picked up by their parents while they were sick as dogs because they wanted attendance points.
Like something like that. Or, oh, hey, you don't get sick days because you have to be here for work.
Well, dude, I'm sweating and I have a fever. No, you need to be here for work. It's like, I want all that to go away.
Yeah, because overseas, you know, if you're sick just stay home but like here in america
man up dude he's he's being lazy you know like if you can't crawl out of bed you could be at work
it's like it's like super disrespectful anywhere else outside the united states you go to work sick
right or yeah or even going outside going to a store like i know you have to go to a store but
like what if you're inside a store someone starts hacking up along it's like why are you here i was you have delivery services
at the number of people who still were wearing masks when we had the like you don't have to wear
them yeah like once it was open once it was free game and here in la i was kind of surprised when
i went to the grocery store and i was like really the only one around still yeah and i was like oh
people couldn't wait to not wear masks anymore i went to the gym tons of people still wearing
masks and stuff and then i figured you're to the gym, tons of people still wearing masks and stuff.
And then I figured you're at the gym, like people are sweating everywhere, touching everything.
I figured you're here, you get the risk.
But I was really surprised at the number of people that were still just voluntarily wearing it.
I think it's because people don't trust anybody else.
People don't want to get sick.
But also maybe people are doing it because if they're maybe feeling a little off, they're like, I'll keep wearing one.
You know, like if I I have a little allergy thing,
I don't mind wearing a mask
so I don't cough and sneeze all over everybody.
The stigma of people wearing masks
because they want to,
that should go totally out the door.
People should even comment on that.
If you want to wear a mask, wear a mask.
It's all good.
You get to wear a Batman mask like me
or a pentagram mask and look creepy.
It's fine. It's fun.
Do what you want.
That's what America's about.
Free choice, right? Or free
speech and all that kind of stuff. Allegedly.
Wait, it is? When did that happen?
I thought we went back on that. Unless it goes against
my opinion. Yeah, no, man. You can't be
free and piss me off, right?
Yeah, we can't join fun because all of a sudden, no,
it's not free. Land of the free.
Alright, guys. Well, I gotta wrap this up because I have a meeting,
but I just want to shout out The Bort boards yeah go to the broadcast.com check out the
broadcast with boards make sure you follow boards online at saint boards why thank you and check out
his wife's online shop you can get to it by going to his social media and you have some quick links
right there on your bio right right at St. Bord or at the broadcast
on Instagram. There's a link tree right there. It's the first
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from there. Breaking news.
Yes. We sold
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Oh, wow. Damn, son.
And now they're being restocked. So if you
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Also, make sure you listen to NERN OUT with your best friend, Randy, Brett, and Ravy,
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Just go to NERNOUTpodcast.com.
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Hopefully, Randy doesn't have COVID and he didn't give it to ravey and cameron because uh
you know they record that show probably like three times a week yeah who knows when he was around
them last i think over the weekend so maybe uh you know i would be friends with randy if he didn't
try to put everything on us like it's all our fault oh he, he's a germaphobe. He should know better.
All right.
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Here's the thing. Just FYI,
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bring a clear bag or you know,
don't bring a giant purse Tyler
and because you would
have to walk back to your car and
put the purse back in the car because
why am I bringing a purse to put
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bought at the store before the game? I don't
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Show. Brett, do you have anything
to say before we leave?
Vaya con Dios, Randy. Vaya con con dios all right tyler yeah real quick shout out to my dad the olympics have started and my dad he has already started his tradition he does every four years taking
two full weeks off of work to watch all the olympics on as many screens as he can. My dad does this every single Summer Olympics.
He sent me a text at 1.11 this morning, and it is a picture of our living room TV on.
His laptop has two screens on it watching two different sports, and I know that after
he took that picture, he had another sport on his phone, and he said, quote, got my own
studio going.
So in the words of my dad, bring home the gold or don't come back at all.
All right.
All right.
We're going to have to dig deeper into that one later.
Eric.
Yeah, we already plugged Tug of War Sports.
But yeah, we're going to be ramping up football coverage here soon.
I think I ended last week's episode with it.
I would say 555. So we're definitely under 40 days away i think from the nfl season
yeah some uh interesting news broke as we're recording this about the nfl and you guys will
cover that later but uh all right i gotta go gotta get this meeting in but uh thank you so much for
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