What's New Podcast - Randy Wedding, Tyler Dating, Julianne love story & More!
Episode Date: June 25, 2025On this epsiode we talk Randy Wedding, Tyler Dating, Julianne love story & More! ...
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What's new with Menace?
What's new with Menace?
What's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I'm Menace, I'm joined by Bort aka Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on the Woody Show podcast.
We are joined by our friends like Tyler who's coming to us live from, what do you hear, California?
Also very rare appearance by our friend Randy who's coming to us live from Downey, California
Our friend Eric can't join us today because he is busy
Then we have our lovely friend Julie Ann who is joining us from Covina, California
Very exciting to have everybody on the pod today
Just a quick shout out because I didn't have the times last time
but I do have now. Join me Saturday July 12th at Citadel Outlets from 2 to 4 p.m.
I'll have a bunch of giveaways as usual. Citadel Outlets usually hooks me up with a bunch of gift cards to give away
I'm gonna work on getting some theme park tickets for that. So again, July 12th, set it out outlets. It's a Saturday.
Come hang out with me from 2 to 4 p.m.
Farmer Boys, Huntington Beach, myself and Bort.
We're gonna be there Friday, July 18th,
from 5 to 8 p.m.
Three hours, come hang out with us.
I know for sure I'll have theme park tickets that day.
So July 18th, Friday, Farmer Boys, Huntington Beach.
And just put this on your calendar is still pending
But I might be at Tillys in Las Vegas on Saturday
August 16th
Yes, that is pending but put it down anyways and then August 19th Raising Cane's Long Beach
So more details on that stuff as it comes closer
but very excited to have Julianne on the pod,
have Randy on the pod, and Tyler on the pod with us today.
And let's just talk about Randy real quick
because we talked about Randy a lot the last podcast.
Oh yeah.
We already decided his wedding venue.
And Randy, do you listen to every single episode
because you do get mentioned probably every episode, even if you're on it or not. I do, I do listen to every single episode? Because you do get mentioned probably every episode,
even if you're on it or not.
I do, I do listen to every episode.
I'm glad you brought this up, because I make it a point
to see what kind of nonsense Tyler spews about me.
Okay, what are you talking about, man?
An open field wedding?
Are you out of your mind?
Why would I ever have an open field wedding, Tyler?
Okay, so yeah, we picked wedding venues and Tyler said
Oh, do you want to be really cool an open field did okay? Just real quick. You're not engaged Just want to know no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no 10 years dude so like this stuff just becomes like a canvass conversation yeah I mean it's been eight years
it's going on it'll be 10 in no time
Remember cause I was texting the other day and I was like
hey Randy how old are you and he said I'm about to be 29
I'm like what I remember when this guy turned 21
My birthday is the end of the week if you can believe it
It's the 29th right?
Yeah the 29th it's nuts it's nuts it's so weird
looking staring down the barrel of 30 being like damn dude
How did I get here? This is kind of crazy. At least I brought it back to your high school
Maybe having it on the field of yeah where you played football
Maybe that made sense, but just a random open field that was kind of weird
No, but I listened just to see what you guys are up to
I did find it interesting that you guys were sort of speculating on what my wedding venue would be
I think I've only mentioned to Tyler maybe maybe of all people, that I don't
think that we're going to do a wedding. I think we're just going to do something like,
I don't know, like fun and just invite friends and stuff. Cause weddings are expensive, man.
They're bank. Dude, even like low, low cost weddings, they're still ranging in like the
tens of thousands, 15,000, 16,000. It's like, it might just be easier to like might just be easier to like I told you to go on a cruise. It'll be way cheaper
That's not pretty sick. Yeah, Tyler kind of won me over with the cruise stuff when he was posting from Alaska
I was thinking Alaska cruise would be kind of sick
Yeah, but like if you do one of those cruises to Mexico from Los Angeles
You can get it on the boat for like 300 bucks
And I think a cruise might might be actually, because at least there's something for everyone.
You know, like we thought about Vegas,
and the whole thing about Vegas is if you come to Vegas,
you don't have to stay with us.
You come, go do whatever you want after.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Vegas is fun, but the money racks up quick.
OK, hold on.
I have an add on for Randy.
So Randy obviously is from El Salvadorian descent, right?
C. But Gio is ofian descent, right? C.
But Gio is of Mexican descent, right?
C.
Okay, so let's think of this, a cruise to Mexico.
Not only can you tour and stop in these places
where family will be and check in,
think of the amount of wedding presents you can get
from all those distant relatives there in Mexico.
That's a good point.
Yeah, true.
And then Tyler, I guess he's all but her, not chiming in.
I'm just listening, just gathering my thoughts.
Are you, Matt?
Are you waiting for him to say you're his best man or what?
Yeah, that is exactly what I'm waiting for.
I have not heard it yet.
And I'm going to be honest, the longer I wait for this,
the more my feelings are hurt.
You know what's funny?
I haven't even thought about that.
And I don't know if I'd, I'm too much even thought about that. And I don't know if I'd,
I'm too much of a people pleaser
that I don't know if I'd introduce that dynamic
because I think that someone might get their feelings hurt.
Does that make sense?
It's a little bit harder because you don't have a brother
because when you have a brother, that's easy.
You're like, oh, the brother's the best man.
Honestly, not necessarily.
I have five brothers.
I am considering none of them to be my best man.
What? You said you have one favorite brother. I have a favorite brother. It doesn't mean he's gonna be my best man. Wow. What, you said you have one favorite brother.
I have a favorite brother,
it doesn't mean he's gonna be my best man.
What?
But Tyler, I mean, pretty much has like,
all of his groom has been lined up.
It's just literally all, most of his brothers
are all of his brothers.
Yeah.
But that's my point though, right?
Like I just, I have a lot of friends.
I'm a very, I'm a friendly person and I just, you know,
I feel like what if somebody gets their feelings hurt because they're not my best
man or sometimes dudes don't really care. Yeah. But it's a more of a chick thing.
I do not care. This is fine. This is less stress for me. Number one.
And number two, when you're the best man or when you're the maid of honor,
you have responsibilities. Now you got to plan like the bachelorette bachelor
party. You got to hold the rings and stuff.
I don't want none of that, dude.
I'm here to have fun and get drunk.
Although, man, the last couple of weddings
I've been not involved in or been privy to,
there's been a couple of times where the groomsmen
or the best men, they're just not
aware of the responsibilities.
Yeah, that's weird, right?
When somebody else has to step in and do everything.
I don't know if Menace remembers this,
but for my wedding, I switched best men
before the wedding happened
because the guy was doing such a bad job.
I just flipped it, I'm like,
all right, you're out, you're doing it now.
You can still hang here,
but you ain't doing this no more.
You're just as much as part of the wedding as the groom.
You are a coordinator, you're a helper of the wedding.
So make sure to step up. And if you don't want those responsibilities, just let the groom. You are a coordinator. You're a helper of the wedding. So make sure to step
up and if you don't want those responsibilities, just let the groom know.
So we get an answer on that though. Is Tyler the best man or no?
I mean, that's a lot of pressure though, man. Like it's, it's a good amount of pressure.
And I feel like for at least in my age group, like a lot of, a lot of the guys that I know,
they haven't been best men, let alone groomsmen. And so you kind of have to consider like,
is that, do you, is it going to sound so so you kind of have to consider, like, is that,
do you, this is gonna sound so stupid,
do you want to be someone's first?
Like, do you want them to be the one
that they get all the experience of, you know?
Or it's like, you choose someone as your best man,
and then they get nominated as the best man
for a different wedding, and it's like,
oh man, I can't do the same mistakes
for Randy's wedding.
Tyler has helped plan bachelor parties,
from what I remember.
And also, Tyler is notorious for keeping Randy on time
when they travel together.
I'll admit, Tyler is, I think Tyler could be
a really good best man.
Fun activities.
Look, I get that Eric and I always roll our eyes with Tyler
and we give him a lot of grief for everything.
But Tyler does seem to have that, at least in terms of planning and like fun ideas.
He's got that. So I think he'd probably be I think he'd be I think you'd do a good job, dude.
I am trying not to toot my own horn here, but he's going to fail. No, no, no, no. But it but I will just agree with
a grace says I will just agree with Randy and say that when it comes to planning stuff I am on it and that's you know you learn that responsibility when you have a big
family dude because you have to learn how to corral people and get him in line
good point good point all right well if you do a cruise wedding I think that
would be super fun but again it's your wedding you do whatever you want if you
do a cruise you're gonna have to warn the captain about Julianne. Oh, yeah, true.
Before you commit to a cruise line,
you might want to check in with Julianne
to make sure which one she's banned from.
So she can actually go to the wedding.
Julianne's face is like a photo of hers on the security room.
Hell no, not this one.
But Julianne, what's the latest with you?
Any new stories? What's going on?
Any drama you want to share?
You know what? No!
Drama free? Yeah!
I know, nothing, nothing.
Sounds like somebody hasn't been drinking.
No, I had wine.
So we celebrated my daughter's first birthday on Saturday.
Okay. So we had some wine.
And so I got a little tipsy that day. and then last night my best friend came in from Arizona she spent the night at my house and we had some brew skis and we shared a bed.
No, I mean, I don't have to tell but we did sleep in the same bed. Oh, what do you guys wear in bed.
Just cute little pajamas. Oh, you know, sweatpants.
Baggy shirt. yeah. Nice.
Hell yeah. Tyler's drooling.
I haven't, I haven't, I haven't done any, I haven't really gone anywhere.
I've been kind of boring lately. Just, you know, being a mom.
Yeah, just being a mom. All right. Well, at least you have the bed story.
At least there's nothing that's happened to an animal, a neighbor, a fight, anything.
No, but did I tell you guys that that neighbor left? She's not there anymore.
Your dog ate her cat and she bounced?
Yes, yes, yes. My dog murdered her cat. And so I went over there to go introduce myself
to our new neighbor and I said, oh, hi. And then we started talking about the person who had owned the house prior. And she goes, Oh my God, you're the dog girl.
The dog killed her cat. I was like, Oh my God, you know, she goes, Oh, well, the neighbors
were coming over and telling me like all these horror stories about how evil this lady was.
And then they told me the story about what happened to you and so come to find out this lady's such a bitch she's suing her son because she
thinks that she deserves some of the money to that house the blind one lived
in it no no no she has another son bought the house and she lived in it and
because she lived in it for so long when he sold it she felt that like she
should have got some of that money and And since he's like, uh, yeah, no, you're crazy.
She's trying to sue him.
Her own son.
So you tell me this old bitch is trying to claim like some weird squatters, right?
Hell no.
And then I heard she moved like four miles away.
So who knows?
She's probably creeping on the lady who lives there now and her family.
Well, now I want to go hang out though.
Tell Felicity, Hey, go back there and go ask if you can play.
No, that's weird.
That's what you guys, you and your friends would do
when you're little.
We don't do that.
It's like, just go over there, knock on the door
and ask if you could play.
Felicity went over there, knocked on the door,
asked her play and she goes,
oh, we're swimming right now.
So Felicity comes back and tells me.
And I said, she didn't ask you
if you wanted to go swimming too?
She's like, no, that would be weird. Why? Why would she ask me if I wanted to go
swimming? I'm like, why would that be weird? She has a kid your age. They're
swimming. That's where that she didn't ask you to go over there and go swimming.
Right? No, I think like back in the day, no, no, like our generation be like, yeah,
come on through and swim. Let's do this. But I think everybody is so paranoid these days and you drive down the highway
Every single billboard is somebody suing somebody
I did think that maybe she if something happened to Felicity, maybe she'd want to be responsible
You know responsible, but then I would have went over there too. It means it always sounds like she's having a good time
But then I would have went over there too. It means it always sounds like she's having a good time
Person that murdered the cat she's not gonna welcome you into her home
There was no person murdering us. Sorry my baby just woke up, but there is no person murdering a cat It was a dog baby begs to differ
It could also be also be like a lot of my mom thing because my mom was always petrified about me going
to sleep over people's houses.
And growing up, she never let people sleep over,
because she was like, if something happens to them,
I'm going to get sued.
So maybe that's just like a cultural thing,
because my mom was the exact same way.
She always brought up lawsuits.
I'm like, no one's going to sue you.
How is anyone going to get hurt?
And she's like, but what if someone falls off a step
and they sue us?
Dude, I have a white mom same way
My whole life you're getting kidnapped and we're getting sued
Randy's mom was always worried about the suing the kid
Once he's not my door he's not my problem
What a brain
Tyler are you excited for our brewery meetup that we rescheduled
thanks to your schedule?
Are you?
That that is that was a screw up on my part.
That was unfortunate, but I am happy to announce we have
acquired the too fast, too furious Suki Honda that will be built at Villains.
Wow!
EWWWWW!
Nice.
Uh, Villains knows we're coming, so they're very excited for us to come through.
And do you want to reveal that on top of that, tomorrow, you I Am Bored are going to see
that car, the actual car from Fast and Furious, in person.
We have a What's New Pod listener who has access to this vehicle,
and we're gonna go see it in person in multiple vehicles.
This is gonna be awesome.
Shout out to Jon.
Shout out to Jon.
Long time, very supportive listener.
It never ceases to amaze me how many people listen to the stuff that you guys are on,
and just like the wide
array of like jobs and experiences they have access to? Like what are the odds that this guy's a
listener and he has access to those cars? It's so nuts. He literally hit me up, John did, and he's
like, and this guy's awesome. Like he's hooked me up with so many like Star Wars figures that he's
found out in the wild and stuff from like Star Wars Celebration Japan. But he was like, hey, I
know Tyler's having trouble finding that Lego
But I think it's at my job right now at the museum that I work at this car company
I was like what he's like, I'll see if it's still there and he's like it's still there and
Tell menace we have some f1 cars. Oh hell yes
Someone just got a boner
Hell yes, let's go.
Someone just got a boner
So, yeah, we're gonna go check out some cars tomorrow, which is awesome
I'm so excited for that. Yeah, and f1 the movie comes out this weekend. So very excited for that
I will be on my way to britain though
Well, i'm gonna go to london and then i'm gonna go to milan then i'm gonna go to Milan then I'm gonna go nice then I'm gonna go to Monaco
then uh I think I'm going one other place
But I noticed lately all the big movie premieres like f1 the movie are happening in new york for some reason
And they just did the new jurassic world rebirth red carpet
Tyler are you ripping out for this movie comes out July 2nd?
We talked about a little bit before on the pod and I'll say this the plot seems a little sus on the
On the trailer with the whole like oh we have to get DNA
From dinosaurs, but they have to be awake and alive. It was a little alien like yeah
Yeah, but I'm always excited for these movies and
I can't wait to see this one as well. Have you got your tickets yet Tyler?
I have not gotten my tickets, but look I'm gonna be honest about one thing. Have you got your Lego set?
I have not I have not gotten the next Jurassic Park Lego set.
We're gonna build the Fast and Furious ones and then we're gonna go after more Jurassic Park.
But I've seen some early reviews from people on Twitter and they're not the best, but this is my thing.
Jurassic Park, this is one of those movies where you go in,
just turn your brain off for two hours.
And you know what this movie has that other movies don't?
Dinosaurs and people dying because of dinosaurs, okay?
It's great, dude, it's all I need.
I mean, like what, at this point,
what do you expect when you walk into a Jurassic World movie?
Like that's my thing.
I understand people want a better product, but it's like,
are you expecting to be blown away? It's people and dinosaurs. So yeah, I mean, people really
have to start looking at these franchises like Jurassic park and fast and furious.
Don't take it so seriously. No, you have to look at it like James Bond, mission impossible
and hell we'll, we'll go back and forth. This is Godzilla.
You know what you're getting.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Yeah.
People in giant monster suits fighting each other.
Just go enjoy it.
The last Godzilla was a buddy cop movie.
Oh, it totally was, yeah.
Dude, stop taking everything so seriously.
Enjoy life.
Just go to the movies and just be like, wow, that was cool.
And then move on with your life.
Too much stuff is happening in the world. That's what the next thing I wanted to bring up.
Thank you to everybody that came out to the Woody show prom at Morango casino.
It was a lot of fun.
Everyone seemed to really enjoy the prom theme.
I would love to see Tyler and Randy and Julianne dressed up next time.
We plan on doing it again.
But as the prom was about to happen,
there was news coming out that,
hey, there's bombs being dropped overseas,
and then World War III is gonna happen,
all this stuff's gonna happen.
Yeah, thanks, Randy, for that text update.
Yeah.
I really appreciate that, as well as, Randy.
I was worried about my Pokemon cards.
It's perfect.
My Pokemon is not gonna get delivered
because World War III is happening. But then, I mean, this is all I wanna know.
I don't care about, like, you know, all the politics of it.
But when you started reading that, did you guys freak out just a little bit?
Or did you start planning some logistics in your mind?
Because I did.
I go, okay, we're out here in Coachella Valley.
I'm always doom and gloom on Go.
Okay, if it goes down, I probably want Los Angeles. I'm always doom and gloom on go. Okay, if it goes down probably want Los Angeles
I'm way out here in the desert. Do I need a stock up on some food? Like, okay now this far away from a blast radius
Yeah, and so many people start showing up to the area. You got to defend the house. Okay, what weapons do I have?
That's what starts going through my brain. I don't know about you guys anything going through through your brain or just like, okay, my Pokemon cards.
Just another day, man. And the Pokemon cards. It was mainly the Pokemon cards. I mean, there's
a meme that goes around a lot that says that nothing ever happens. And it's just like,
this whole thing, number one, we're on the West Coast. So I think we're in a pretty safe
zone as opposed to like big cities.
We're in a major city, dude.
I mean, I'd hate to point this out out everybody cuz of history, but Pearl Harbor. Yeah, you know why that's a good point
It was supposed to come further than that okay, so if you guys want to be cocky go ahead. Yes, please
I mean I was just gonna say that to be honest
We have no way of controlling anything in the world or the world we're doing right now
Yeah, so as fearful as it could be all I can think of is where I'm living is quiet right now
My my guineas and my wife are okay
I'm just gonna keep doing what I'm doing until I'm told not to come to work which only sucks because there's that meme that says
World War three just happened bombs are going off. I have to go to work
Yeah, when we're like damn it when 9-eleven happened
I worked out a pop station and when I got to work that day
It was the news being played over the radio like no music. No commercials nothing
It was insane
but I think the only person here truly can have an honest opinion about it and what their thoughts were is
Tyler because he does have family in the military that are active
So Tyler did you have any thoughts about that kind of stuff
or you're just like, hey, it is what it is.
Suck it up.
You know, it's a little bit of both.
That's a little worrisome because you're like, okay,
well, this is like my brother,
you know, someone I've grown up with.
For me personally though, I'll be honest.
If the bombs start flying and we get a notification like,
oh, hey, one's on its way here to LA,
bro, catch me on the rooftop,
just gazing at the sun one more time, dude.
Like, I, dude, I'm gonna live in the blast radius.
I work in the blast.
There's nothing I can do.
People are gonna be freaking out, you know what?
You know what?
This is gonna happen.
We're all gonna go down the same way.
Might as well just have one nice final moment,
call the peeps, tell them, hey, you know,
it's cool knowing you, love you,
see you on the other side.
Let's go.
Yeah, I mean, that's how it was in Hawaii
a couple years ago, right? When I actually
sent out that alert that there are like ICBM is on their way and there are people just
chilling on the beach like, well, I mean, what am I, what are you going to do? And I
think to Brett's point, it's just kind of one of those things where there's so many
things out of your control. Who's to say if they do come down, it hits us. Who's to say,
you know, you don't get hit by a car or something, you know? So the best way I
approach it is just living your life, keeping a chill, just
viewing things in the mac in the micro sense versus the macro
sense where it's like, what's most important to me is how my
family's doing, how they are. And then after that, if I have
time or the energy, I'll worry about the big picture stuff.
Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon cars, and you know what food is available at the
OC fair this year? You know what I'm saying? Yeah! I was just thinking about that today.
Nothing, not even a Cladoclysmic event would stop the OC fair from dropping the best mother
effing food. Hell no, you know why? Why? Because OC knows what's important. Yeah they do. The
fair dammit. Oh so yeah I'm to go to the OC fair this year.
I have not gone in a couple years because we used to do stuff with them and I don't
know why.
I kind of just fell off.
They used to come by the Woody Show and drop off food, but I guess they don't like us anymore.
But I have done some stuff with the Brew Haha events, which do have events at OC fair.
They're kicking it off.
Yeah.
And I love those guys, so I'll probably hang out with them. But I will be at OC fair. They're kicking it off. Yeah, and I love those guys. So probably hang out with them,
but I will be at OC fair.
I'm going to pick a day
because I'm going to do stuff with Toyota.
Nice.
Ooh.
I know everybody here loves OC fair.
Are you going this year?
What's the deal?
Maybe I went last year.
It was a lot of fun.
The getting in was a nightmare.
I might've went to the wrong gate,
but other than that, dude, everything was awesome.
The food had a blast trying to get all the new stuff,
all the stuff, playing games.
Like the fair's the fair.
The fair's always consistent and I always have so much fun.
Just getting in was a bit of a pickle.
I'll be real.
When it comes to the OC fair, I don't think I've been in more than 10 years.
It's been a long time.
But one thing I'm always hyped to look at aside from the food, of course,
is the concert schedule and there is one name.
There is one name circled this year
that I really, really wanna go.
Tell me, what is it?
Ludacris will be performing at the OC Fair.
This needs to happen.
Wow, really?
That's what I said, that's what I said.
I was like, what?
I love Ludacris.
I've been a Ludacris fan since I was like
leaving elementary school. Ludacris. Ludac been a Ludacris fan since I was like leaving elementary school.
Ludacris ex-radio guy turned famous rapper this summer.
Fast and furious.
Movie star.
Superstar, come on.
A fun fact for people that may not know,
but in the concert calendar
for their little amphitheater there,
if you buy a ticket for the show,
you immediately get access to the OC fair all day.
It's true.
Now I may not be excited for Ludacris.
Luda.
I'm probably gonna stay indoors that day.
But there's also secondary concert area
and the best Oingo Boingo cover band,
Dead Man's Party is performing.
Oh, rib.
And I discovered them there.
So I will be at the OC fair.
Oh, because as a OC resident now.
Yeah, I know.
Rapid. Yes, of course.
Don't throw from my place. I have a fun fact now. Yeah, I know. Rapid. Yes, of course. Stone throw from my place.
I have a fun fact about the OC fair.
Like 10 years ago, that's where Kevin fell in love with me.
And I'll tell you why.
We went there on a date and we're both getting boozy
and we were walking to the car.
We both had to pee really, really bad.
So I squatted and I peed and then he peed
and our pee puddles met
and that was the day he knew that he was in love with me.
That is true love. Yeah you can ask him and he'll tell you. Well you know Felicity is home for
summer vacation pretty sure she just heard me tell that story. And If anyone wants to know that is the first tease at Julian's Only Fans.
So real quick, I was double checking the concert schedule. T-Pain will be there as well. He killed
it at Coachella. It was so good. Oh, you know where I almost became a resident was Las Vegas a number of years ago
I was looking at buying a place there
But I need to look back again because did you see that they broke ground for the a stadium finally and you see the big?
Ceremony online it was awesome. I'm super excited for that and you'll be happy to know
legit Dodgers fans on this podcast like
Brandi
on this podcast like Brandi and Tyler apparently.
Thank you, thank you. That I was calling back home to all my friends
and it's 50-50 on, and I mentioned this
on the podcast before, that the A's fans
are gonna stick with the A's or they're gonna
jump to the Dodgers.
So I have a couple friends that are gonna be
Dodgers fans now and a couple people that are gonna
stick with the A's because they want to
Go to Vegas like me, but do you know what upset me dude?
What's that you know how so many Californians have moved to Las Vegas and Texas and everywhere else ruining it? Yes
Yeah, uh I saw a bunch of Giants fans
I know they're Giants fans that are always decked out in Giants gear Just so happened to change their hats that day so they can go to the a ceremony. Oh
I go your whole feed has been Giants and you're there just so you can go get some free
Appetizers that remind me a lot of Tyler, but I was gonna say what kind of scummy dirt bag
Fake pompous poser ass would do something like that
This week. I don't know
Now Dodgers fans on this podcast do you welcome
X-Ace fans into the Dodgers fold or no. Yeah, I mean, I don't think dot
I mean unless you grew up in the 80s. I don't think there's a reason to dislike the athletics.
I think it's just you feel for them. They've dealt with so much bad luck in terms of the team, the record, the roster.
I mean, everyone already knows. But yeah, I'm gonna see why not. They're not the Giants. Come in the water's fine.
Enjoy, enjoy this rocket ship while you can. So I walk on them.
Yeah, I can't wait for some A's games in Vegas. You guys down or what?
walk on them. Yeah, I can't wait for some A's games in Vegas. You guys down or what? Yeah, I'm down. The only thing I noticed, it's a tiny stadium. It's only going to seat like
33,000 people. Sweet. I saw that and I was like, that seems really small. And sure enough,
I looked it up in terms of seating capacity, it will be the smallest stadium in Major League
Baseball. I mean, I'd imagine for starters size, right? Like you can't really build a
massive ginormous stadium in Vegas because it's already kind of limited in space. And
then secondarily, I think the people in charge of it have looked around to other stadiums
around the country and they've realized that a lot of these baseball games, there's a good
portion of the stadium that's empty on a day to day basis.
Yeah, that's what I was about to say. Like, dude, there's hundreds of games. And show me a stadium that's sold out, ever.
Yeah, you gotta think about,
you're gonna have your hometown fans, right?
Kind of like the Knights.
You're gonna have your hometown diehards,
and you're gonna have people that are traveling in
to see the away team.
Or the Raiders.
The Raiders are always sold out.
Right.
But this way, you always get that intimate,
full crowd capacity look for for every single television broadcasting
You know what that works well for sponsors. Yeah for sure. Yeah some food news now Tyler you send some food news into the group chat
What's happening? Yeah, dude
So I saw this come across my Twitter feed this morning that Bojangles has introduced a new breakfast
jangles has introduced a new breakfast burrito and this thing has country style sausage, eggs, hash browns, Monterey Jack cheese and sausage gravy wrapped in a flour tortilla and it reminded me
about something and that something is I was told last year that there were going to be 30 locations
of Bojangles in Los Angeles County by early 2025. We are in June, I have heard no news about this.
Where's my goddamn Bojangles?
Where is it?
Now, to pull the curtain back a little bit,
I think Brett and I both know why
there's not 30 locations everywhere.
Because it's freaking California
and they don't sign off on permits for anything
because every time Brett and I are trying to do an opening for Raising Canes,
the dates always move because the state won't sign off.
That's why we have to record these 40 times over and over again.
Speaking of which, we were supposed to be doing one right now.
Yes.
Like this literally probably this week.
Yep.
What happened?
Pushed back another month.
I literally driven past it. I'm like, it's done.
Why? Let's go. Walk'm like it's done. Why?
Come on anyone or why people keep on moving out. You can't even open up businesses around here
Yeah, and you know what we do
That's why we go to Orange County because LA County is yeah even worse at this crap
The freaking raising canes down the street from our Burbank studio was completed and was not signed off on for a year.
What business wants to do that stuff?
That's just crap, dude. That's so stupid.
Who wants to lose money like that?
It's insane. I can't handle it.
City of Burbank, apparently.
So it sucks. You know what else sucks is we whiffed on this.
Did you see the Capri Suns, the XXL size?
I did see this.
Honestly, opportunity missed.
That's on me, guys.
I will do better.
You know, we hyped up my planning skills earlier.
I dropped the ball on this one.
I will do better as a leader next time.
That is my bad.
So if you don't know, on June...
I was going to say, I'm so confused by what just happened.
On June 15th, at walmart.com, they dropped 15-inch Capri Sun.
What? Yes. I'm looking it up right now. Jesus. Walmart calm they dropped 15 inch Capri Sun
Yes I'm looking it up right now. Yes, but it was limited to supply one time only like dude just release those people buy those like crazy
Yeah, yeah, actually I was at Eric's son's first birthday. You know they had a mad amount of Capri Suns
And you know I wanted Capri Suns. I know they could have had an extra large one. Uh,
I had some other food news, but it's not that great
But um we got to get out here and I'm sorry that I didn't have a podcast for you guys
Last week the Juneteenth kind of thing kind of messed me up because I think we were the only morning show out there that actually
Worth the next day everybody else took the day off
So yeah, and then we had the prom on Saturday. Then we had the prom.
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I'm still looking for those F1 toys from Mexico from the Happy Meals. So if you got any, please
hit me up.
Oh, speaking of which, were you able to get your hands on an F1 popcorn bucket helmet
yet? No, not yet. No. Well, it sounds like we can get some for you, Menace. I'm already hands on an F1 popcorn bucket helmet yet?
No, not yet.
No.
So I'll see if I can get some for you, menace.
I'm already looking at this F1 Mexico thing.
I wouldn't mean to go TJ anyway.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, see you.
You got a dentist appointment?
Yeah, something.
I can't wait until I drive four hours to Mexico.
Something.
And then they're like, oh, we don't actually serve it here.
I'm like, oh, okay, sick.
I just love the something because immediately it went away from dentists and I'm like what kind of
Pokemon cards do they got in Mexico right now?
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Nice.
Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Um, no.
No?
That's it?
I know.
Well, I'll say this.
You know, we mentioned on the podcast that you're in the studio every day with us
Now doing special projects for the woody show and it sucks that I don't really get to talk to you because we're all busy
But I love seeing your beautiful face every morning
I appreciate that and while it does suck that I am not able to talk to you as much
I actually do like the fact that
It's been pretty fun. The and the fact that I'm just staying busy means there's a lot of work to do.
And there's always a lot of work to do.
Yeah. And I'm even asking Brett, like, you know, some side stuff like,
hey, in case something goes down, how do I do this?
How do I do this? How do I do this?
Which is, you know, it's fun to learn all this stuff.
I like it, man. Good.
I am going to say something very nice, and it's not even condescending.
He's learning.
It is very nice to have one of the friends and fam
back in the fold, because it's very nice to have somebody
who is actively trying to assist
and actively trying to learn,
because I can't say it enough,
that is something from this crew right here,
and Eric, that was always there that is
Something you can't replicate. It's just something they're like, how do I learn this? How do I do this?
How can I help in case this happens? Yeah, we've been talking about this a lot on the woody show
There's either people that are just motivated and then there's people are not and the people that are not motivated and I'm not talking about
smack about anybody currently on on the woody show at all
But just like those non motivated people you just can't beat it into them
That's just how they are
you know and you keep you kind of just have to let it go and not be frustrated with them because
You'll beat your head against the wall and not to say we've never worked with anybody like that. We have yeah
head against the wall. And not to say we've never worked with anybody like that. We have. Yeah. Definitely we have. But it is nice to have Tyler around. And that is even with him doing his
usual Tyler stuff every day. That does get me snippy, but it's great having Tyler around.
Oh, wow. It's been pretty cool. But I think my thinking with it too is there's going to be one
day where just something happens. People are going to get moved around and I'm going to get
thrown into the fire.
So let's be ready for one.
Yeah, that was almost today.
Almost went down today.
Let's be ready for one that time Rears is ugly headed.
Yeah, I was like, who do we have here?
I'm like, we have Tyler and I pulled him in.
I'm like, Tyler, I don't know if you could do this,
but it's an extra body.
Let's try it.
It was nice.
All right, Julianne, do you have anything
to say before we leave?
Yeah, I actually have a question for Tyler. I text him like a few weeks ago and asked and told him about this amazing cruise that I heard about on a country station. And then
the cruise is called the Kelly country cruise and it's happening in 2026. And I was wondering
if you looked into it because I was happening in twenty twenty six. Yeah. Yeah. I read that
wrong head baby. I thought it was happening this year. I was
going to be like I can't make it off. It's happening at twenty
six. I'll work around. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. We
should all go. You know how fun that would be. I can't take
so down. Yes. Tyler come on. Right off the ship.
It would be right. Randy. Randy. I'm going to be real ship. You would be so fun. Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy,
I'm gonna be real with you.
I know what you're thinking,
you're like, dude, this country music, this sucks.
If there is one music crowd
that can drink everybody else under the table,
it is a country music crowd, dude.
Those things are rowdy, they are fun.
You will have a blast.
Hey, you've always wanted a reason to get a cowboy hat, dude.
You've always wanted a reason. Yeah, buddy, don't forget. Yeah. I'll always wanted a reason to get a cowboy hat, dude. You've always wanted a reason.
Buddy, don't forget.
I'll tell you this.
I had a couple of friends 20 years ago that flipped from pop music to country music,
and everybody made fun of them.
And we're like, what are you thinking?
And they go, you don't get it.
They're like, the chicks are way hotter, way cooler.
They have way more fun at every event.
The artists are really cool and easy to work with. They have way more fun at every event.
The artists are really cool and easy to work with.
They go, it's just a better vibe all around.
And I will say this, as a guy that goes to music festivals all the time, I have the most
fun at Stagecoach.
Yeah, and you know, it's like a, it's a festival on a boat pretty much.
So that's why it's going gonna be more expensive than a normal cruise
But it's literally because there's three days of concerts going on. Yeah, totally worth it though
One thing I have noticed you with the few radio people
I still keep up with the ones that have consistently like moved to different cities and have had a job have all been in country
I haven't noticed that like they they just bounce around but the pop ones and all the other ones seem to kind of like not
We move around so that country crowd must love the radio listen to lots of radios
Well, you guys remember well, obviously you guys but the listeners
I mean like you remember Mike the show killer and
His buddy actually works on the country station that I heard it on and so he's gonna be on the boat as well
And I just hit up Mike Kaplan and I asked him if he's gonna be on the boat as well and I just hit up Mike Kaplan and I asked
him if he was gonna be on the boat and he said he'll go only if his buddy takes him so I'm hoping
to get Mike the show killer to go as well. Because he's a party, he's fun. Outside of work dude he gets down.
Yeah he's fun. Mike's like for like years.
He actually came to my wedding on the crew that I got married on a cruise ship
so and he came he didn't cruise but he came on the boat and watched me get married and all that
fun stuff I wish he would have cruised because yeah he is an amazing time to get drunk with so.
Hell yeah.
But uh August 29th through September 1st 2026 if you guys want to go if you want the website, it's kellycountrycruise.com.
So, yeah.
All right.
Randy, do you have anything to say before we leave?
2029.
Are you gonna do anything?
We're gonna go maybe to an LAFC game,
doing a Brazilian barbecue on Friday, Saturday,
going to downtown.
There's like the Academy Awards Museum has this big ass theater and they're showing
Tombstone and I've never seen Tombstone, but I've always wanted to see it because all my
friends talk about Tombstone.
See now he's a country guy.
Yeah, I see you're on your way.
Watch that in young guns.
I'm going to walk out and be like, damn, maybe I should go in that.
And then, yeah, Sunday's still up in the air,
because I might do something with my mom and my family,
or I might do the game, so we're still figuring it out.
It's just crazy, man, being 29, it's kind of nuts.
I mean, obviously, I'm talking to you guys
who have all already passed 29, but you know,
it's just like, oh my God, dude, 30 is right there,
what the hell, I was like 18.
Yeah, don't worry about 30. A year ago.
Don't worry about 30, worry about 35.
Why 35?
Your body just starts hurting for no reason.
30, you're still young.
35, all of a sudden your body just hurts.
Like your knees hurt, your back hurts.
You're like, what happened?
Yeah, that's the other thing too that I've been like,
all right, I need to, I mean,
I've been working on eating less and being healthier,
but it's like the gym component now.
Now I gotta sprinkle in the gym.
And luckily, my new office has a built-in gym that's
free for all full-timers so I will be going to the gym before and after work.
Oh yeah. Alright good. Oh yeah, Job Flipper Randy, that's right, new job. Yeah, I got a
new job. This is my one week, this is crazy, I have a week off before I start
my new job which is gonna be the beginning of July and this is the first
time I've ever had time off before a new job.
Like when I, after iHeart, I started, last day at iHeart was a Friday,
first day at the NFL was a Sunday, last day at the NFL was a Sunday,
first day at the new job was a Monday. So this is the first time I've ever had some time off,
and it's been kind of nice.
I have asked you zero details on your new job, so I want to know about it, but let us
know when you're ready to reveal.
Yeah, once you're in the door and you have your key card ready, that's how I like people
to share things with me.
Same way, bro.
Same way.
And you feel bad because people ask you and you're like, oh, well, you know, I'm doing
something.
Oh, yeah, what is it?
You know, it's something.
Yeah, it's things and stuff.
Yeah, it's things and stuff.
Yeah, I'm working at things and stuff. Have you heard of it?
Yeah, it's called Boomers.
Yeah, you guys didn't know what Boomers was, which was shocking.
Dude, I swear I've never heard of that place in my entire life.
How?
It's Bowingles now, that's why.
No.
Are there still Boomers around?
Yeah.
I just saw a remodeled Bowinkles though.
Next to my house.
It's in that blend.
That's the one that's remodeled?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That's the one I thought you were talking about.
No.
But I want to go to that one because I drive by it all the time.
Madison, you've been really into F1 lately.
Let's go go-karting.
Yes.
I think that's something we haven't really done.
Have we ever been go-karting?
I don't think we've ever been go-karting.
No, we haven't.
But I'll smoke all of you.
There is a place, I cannot remember what it's called
But if you drive from LA to Vegas you pass like this racecourse drag strip place speed Vegas
Yeah, that's what it's called last time. I was in Vegas was for a bachelor party. We did the go-karting so much fun, dude
There's a massive go-kart. Yeah much fun dude. So much fun. There's one in Burbank. There's a massive go-karting. Yeah, there is.
Yeah.
There's another place like that in Ontario,
I believe, our rant show.
Way before any of you guys worked on the Woody Show,
we did a Woody Show event at that go-kart place.
I was there for that.
You were?
I was there for that too.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know, you guys all took photos in front of the food truck.
Randy wasn't invited though.
Oh, yeah.
I think the habit was there.
I was on the inter.
Oh, yeah.
OK, I thought that was way before you guys was there. I was on enter. Oh yeah.
Okay.
I thought that was way before you guys got in.
Yeah.
But we had to pay though to ride the go-karts.
Oh, lame.
What's up with that?
Did we?
I don't remember that.
Yeah.
We were going to have to pay.
Isn't that crazy?
Daniel the board up.
We're like, never mind.
I didn't ride the go-karts either.
Oh, probably because you had to pay.
Yeah.
We literally talked about it.
Why have an event where you bring in hundreds of people and then you got to pay?
That's literally what we said!
We were like, never mind, I'm not paying for this!
You'd be surprised how cheap some bastards are.
That being said, we need to go go-karting.
Yes.
Yeah.
A place in Texas at a place called the Granscape, they have Andretti's there, which is like
this huge go-karting place that we're trying to go to as well.
Alright, Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Yeah, just shout out to our friends Crunchyroll.
They are going to be keeping me company on our July 4th break.
Not a sponsor, but always can be.
And a recommendation for this week, Shakugan No Shana, which is a red-haired samurai girl
who is the flame of God who kills demons.
It's awesome.
Go watch it.
Does she have giant cans for Tyler?
Well, you know, it's funny you should mention that Menace. What do you mean it's funny?
It's funny you should mention that because I'm going to all these different anime stores and toy stores in Orange County
And now my wife is trying to pick out toys for Tyler and he keeps saying no to them. No
Hold on. Okay, let me find the one.
Okay, this one, literally Shasta said,
Tyler should get that.
Oh yeah.
And he said no!
Brett, here's the thing you have to understand
about getting Tyler's stuff.
He looks flustered though when I'm saying it to him.
Yeah, I think he doesn't want you to know
that he's into that stuff,
but he definitely wants to lick that doll.
Yeah, here's the thing about you,
here's the thing, here's the thing of Brett's, you have to just buy it and then mail it to him, But he definitely wants to lick that doll
Here's the bread salad you have to just buy it and then mail it to him or you give it to him and don't give Him a chance to say no. Yeah
Scrapes off like a raccoon does with like some trash
Podcast the book he had me pick him up right? Yeah, right
Alpha wolf girl and Omega wolf Boy was one of them.
And then the-
Oh, steamy.
Oh, yeah.
Julianne would definitely love that one.
And then the other one was, do you like big girls?
Oh.
Yes.
Well, we already know the answer to that.
Yeah, we do.
Those are all excellent collections
of Tyler's Goon Cave.
So I think he's very appreciated in all of that.
Don't ever bring up the fact that I have a Goon Cave again.
My goodness.
I have a real, real question for you.
If you're like super fit, like you had a six pack,
eight pack, whatever, do you think you would still
like bigger framed women, or do you
think you would go for a thinner woman?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
It is never the size that I've been picky about.
It's honestly it's your personality, it's your attitude.
Like you could be the skinniest, hottest chick out there.
If your personality sucks, sorry, I'm not doing it, dude.
Also if you notice like all these big buff guys, they're not with in shape women
Yeah, if you know I do notice that I do notice that yeah, it always shocks me
But I mean it happens so I would just genuinely curious like no, I'll be honest
So like when I'm on because I'm I decided to put myself back on hinge and bubble just for a little bit
Here's the thing engine bubble just for a little bit. Just so you know. Yes! Now that he's back in the fold, baby. Yeah, buddy! Damn, you guys got so excited.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Is that if I see your profile
and it's a bunch of one word answers
or three word sentences, automatic no.
Can't do it.
You're boring as hell.
We need to review his account.
I think we need to see his bio,
see the photos he's choosing. We need to fluff it up. I think we need to see his bio, see the photos he's choosing.
And then-
We need to fluff it up.
I think what we should do is
I think we should take a look at it,
do a couple of passes, give him a few rough drafts,
and if that doesn't work,
then we bring in like a legitimate expert
to take a look and be like,
what do you think Tyler should change up?
Because I do wonder, I can already picture in my head
the crap he has on his bio.
Some Disney quote or something
or something about just, I don't know, some inspirational thing. And I'm already rolling
my eyes back. The real question is what is his first photo? Because for a while, I think his
first photo was his passport picture. Oh, God, no. For a while, I think one of his first photos
was him in front of a board as a board op. But I would imagine that his photo has to be something Woody Show related or radio related.
Is it or is it not?
Probably.
It is actually neither.
The first photo you will see is the photo that Menace took of me in front of the glacier
in Alaska.
Oh, he loves that one right now.
That's his Instagram profile picture.
But that's a new picture.
What was it before that?
I do not remember.
I hadn't updated it in years. I don't even remember what it was.
Yeah, Tyler, you gotta take some new photos. You've lost some weight. You're up in your
wardrobe game. You got the chain fresh as hell. You gotta take some new photos, dude.
This is why I keep Randy around. That's a hype man right there. That's a guy who got
my back. That's why I love this guy.
There's nothing I enjoy more than... Well, actually, I love, love, love, love, love, pissing off
Eric, but I really, really, really, really enjoy annoying Tyler. And, but part of that
is also done in love because it's like, I don't want Tyler to make goofy mistakes. Does
he listen? Absolutely not. But it's still important. It's the same way men has treated
me. Menace is always like, Randy, stop doing that. Randy, don't do that. And I would always
like almost never listen. Yeah. I did listen. The times going to do this. And then I was like, I'm going to do this. And then I was like, I'm going to do this.
And then I was like, I'm going to do this.
And then I was like, I'm going to do this.
And then I was like, I'm going to do this.
And then I was like, I'm going to do this.
And then I was like, I'm going to do this.
And then I was like, I'm going to do this.
And then I was like, I'm going to do this.
And then I was like, I'm going to do this.
And then I was like, I'm going to do this.
And then I was like, I'm going to do this. And then. Yeah. So I'm reading you the one on Bumble, which I believe
is the same one on Hinge.
Oh my god.
So it says, the first part, it says,
dating me is like finding out that song you skip all the time
is an absolute banger.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Oh.
There's got to be one cheesy thing in there.
Delete it.
Delete it.
But other than that, it says, works in media, extroverted Disney pass holder, emo slash
country music lover, sports enthusiast.
Okay, okay.
Emo country.
Okay.
So sensitive side.
Okay.
Gets a little emotional.
Disney pass holder means he likes to go have some fun and he has a little bit of money
somehow.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because he lives with his parents.
Somehow. It does say gamer on there, but I specify it says video games,
trivia, board games, because I like games just in general.
Role-playing.
Okay, let's calm that last part down.
And then the one other thing I added to it is because I know
some chicks like this, some chicks don't.
I said I also respond quick if that's your thing,
because some people like it when you respond really quick, others,
one of my biggest pet peeves, if I'm talking to you in casual conversation,
like I'm talking to you guys and one of you guys don't respond for like an hour or two,
that's totally fine. By the way, Randy, you still have not text me from last night.
Just throwing that out there. Yeah. You do that to me all the time, Tyler.
Yeah, but it's you. So it's fine. So what? I'm important.
When I'm talking to someone new or someone I'm interested in,
one of the biggest turnoffs, if you don't respond,
like, for three, four hours repeatedly every time,
can't do it.
Sorry.
Yeah, but it's the edge.
Agreed.
Agreed.
Now you sound like a needy guy that's too clean.
No, no, you don't.
I mean, you know people have their phone in their hand.
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I'm not gonna waste my time. I'm 33. I do not need this no more. Yeah, exactly
Menace said what menace said it could be your bio. It's like I'm not here to play games. I'm here to win. Yeah, I think
Girls read that they're like well at least he's forward here to conquer the castle
I just found some another quote on his profile.
It says, the freckles in our eyes are mirror images,
and when we kiss, they're perfectly aligned.
That has to be from a song, an emo song.
I'm going to put a bunch of quarters in the sock,
and I'm going to beat you, Tyler.
Oh my god.
I would like to point out for anyone that is interested
in finding my profile, that that is not on my profile
Don't message me when Lego master is on TV
Have zero kids, but I have 50 Lego kits built already.
I think I have that mentioned on the hinge profile, but like we were talking about this
on the Woody show the other day, Legos are like super in right now.
That's just what people are doing.
Julianne, you make fun, but so when I, as a grown man was looking for my Lego set Dude there was these 20 year old guys that were together and they're in the adult lego section because and
And one guy's like bro. She's like really into lego. So like, you know when I go over i'm just gonna bring some like
Which one you think I should get?
Like for real
This is a conversation i'm gonna have with felicity before we go to Villains because I need to get a Lego set to build while we're there.
Yeah, pick one that you like like they have the flower bouquets like those are like my brother and his girlfriend
I think you have to be reasonable though. Like if you get like a 500 piece one
Like are you gonna do it all and one sitting at the brewery? No, I was thinking about getting like big block Legos
Not too. First of all those are Mega blocks. and one sitting at the brewery. No, I was thinking about getting like big block Legos. Not to, oh.
First of all, those are mega blocks.
Second of all.
Oh, sorry, my bad.
Just do a race car, just do a car.
Not to feed into Tyler's obsession and him having an ego,
but I've been trying to find Tyler that Suki car
when I go to Target's, right?
Before he found it.
And each time I went down the aisle,
you know what was there? 20 to 30 year old girls women who were looking at Lego sets
So that they can build them with guys. I'd have to agree with the council here
I think Tyler should include Lego building as some part of his body
Yeah, that'd be like a special niche of like
Skate you're welcome Tyler
Brother it's a wide net
Brother it's a wide net. It's a white brother.
It's a white net.
You're catching all kinds of fish because if you wanted one
particular one, you'd be aiming directly for one.
Just cast a wide net.
Put everything on there.
Yellow card.
I don't know.
Lego builder.
Yellow card.
And tie.
Yeah.
No, no.
Tentacles.
You know, yeah.
Lord, she like we're trying to stay on the site. We're not trying to get banned off this thing, dude
Shout out to splurge
Tyler scared money don't make master. Yeah, you gotta you gotta you're you're not here to play games. You're here to win
fecal philiac
Do your puddles be it didn it say this is time for love?
Yeah.
I do wonder though, like Tyler's initials responses to girls.
I just know Tyler does a bunch of pickup lines, which kills me.
Now, you know what?
Honestly, don't do the pickup lines anymore.
I really don't.
Like I said, dude, I'm older.
I'm in my 30s.
That's a 20 year old move.
Yeah.
We gotta read these messages.
Tyler, would you let us have access to your dating pro?
Not to send anything, just to review and see what you've tried in the past.
Give me a little bit.
I literally just reactivated these things like a day or two ago.
So give me a tiny bit to smooth everything out.
What's up, slut?
And then we'll see.
No, didn't send that.
Not sending that.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
This is wild.
Some girl comes through, our email chain tells us
that's exactly what Tyler did to her.
You ever been with a fat back daddy in an overcoat
Menace give her our email
They could send their receipts
victim of time I mean
If you got a message from Tyler write the pod at gmail.com write the pod it's been a while since we got emails
We're really good ones, and I mean we haven't really I don't think we
Write the pot at gmail.com if you have had any interactions with Tyler
Instagram Twitter Facebook in person you've seen his tattoo at the club screenshots
We're supposed to get out of here like 20 minutes ago. I have so much work to do, but this is so worth it.
Alright, Lazy Dog Restaurants here. Shout out to Lazy Dog Restaurant.
Yeah, love you guys. We're gonna go enjoy that now. You left too early Tyler. You could have had free food.
I'd be like that sometimes. Alright, see with that we'll leave.. Alright we'll see you next time. What's new, what's new with Metis?