What's New Podcast - Randy's Tattoo Feelings, Food News, Tech News, Vegas Pro Tips & More!

Episode Date: August 6, 2021

This week we talk Randy's Tattoo Feelings, Food News, Tech News, Vegas Pro Tips & More!

What's new, what's new with Metis? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Metis. I'm joined by Bortz, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. Hello. He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric, a.k.a. Soundwave. Plus we have Randy.

What's up? He's a radio DJ on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles, and he works on The Woody Show. And joining us live from Houston, Texas, that would be Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T, from the Sean Salisbury Show, a sports morning radio show in Houston. He still doesn't know not to talk over me, but it's all good. Here we go. Some money progress. I know but it's all good. Here we go. Some money progress. I know. It's all good. We've only been doing it for a year. I know.

It feels like two years. Well, with Tyler, it feels like three. But I want to give a big shout out. Thank you to everybody. The last podcast, I had a huge announcement that my friends and I started a hot sauce brand called Diego Hot Sauce. A lot of people have

already supported it like crazy. It shot up on Amazon from like all the way to the bottom to a really, really high number for only being on Amazon for a few days. So thank you to everybody that's been following at Diego Hot Sauce on Instagram. Hey, just FYI, if you haven't done that yet on my personal Instagram, look for the post at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E. We're giving away $1,000 and you still have a week to enter. So make sure you go visit my Instagram at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E. And then on the Diego Hot Sauce Instagram account, giving away another 500 bucks. So it's cash all around.

I put some of it on my eggs over the weekend. It was tasty. My fiance tried it. She enjoyed it. She asked Nicole to try on my eggs over the weekend. Nice. It was tasty. My fiance tried it. She enjoyed it. She asked Nicole to try it. She gave a thumbs up approval. She said she really dug the cayenne in there. Oh, thank you.

It was very cayenne-y. She loved it. I appreciate it. If you want some, just go to diegohotsauce.com. Another piece of business. I will be at Raising Cane's August 17th in Gardena from 2 to 4 p.m. And I'll be giving away some theme park tickets. So make sure you come hang out because that is going to be the grand opening.

So you know what they do. They do a big at Raising Cane. So I'm sure there'll be even more giveaways on top of that. But now that we have all that out of the way, I want to do a life check-in with Heavy T. Because I feel like all of us here are super busy. We don't get to keep up with what's going on with Heavy T. Is he dating anybody?

Is he moving? Do you have any info on Heavy T? Like any shenanigans going on with Heavy T? Lately, and I think maybe Erica can attest this too, I've been kind of annoyed by Tyler. But like in a playful way. He has a stupid blog to the sports website to irritate me.

And so then I don't want to die. Randy likes to hate listening in radio terms. You know how people hate listening? It's like, oh, I hate the Woody show. So I'm going to listen and get pissed and tweet about it. So Randy can't avoid his blog.

He can't not click it. He hate follows the blog. And it's like, because like a part of me is like, you know what? Good for him. I'm supporting a fellow radio colleague. Here's a click.

But then I read it and I I'm like, this rat bastard. And your friend. I know. His bitch ass pulls me into the vortex. And then he gets mad. He sends me screenshots, and I kind of just start reading it, and I realize what I'm reading, and I'm like, damn it. So he sent me one yesterday because the Astros and Dodgers

had their series the other day in LA. Oh, yeah. I wonder what he had to say about that. He sent me a link. He sent me a link after the first game, and I'm like, nope, not going to read it. Our text exchange was, he's like, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to open it. Then he sent me a GIF of somebody's doing it.

I'm not going to do it. Trade the Tracy Morgan GIF. I'm not going to do it. Nope, not going to do it. Well, we spun the wheel of unwanted tattoos for Randy, which, you know, what will Randy do for money? And on the wheel was a Houston Astros logo, which he did not spin. Now, I think out of all of the options, I think Randy got off the easiest.

Like, you totally lucked out on everything, right? Oh, my God. I mean, if people don't know the list of the different tattoos, you can go to At The Woody Show on Instagram. But we're talking about Pac-Man eating your nipple, your nipple turned into a mouse we're talking about the two nipple ones i wasn't even i didn't think were bad i thought those were pretty funny really honestly pac-man eating your nipples those were on the top of my power rankings the pac-man one was cool because like if i did choose to cover it up it's not hard because it's not on my nipple i wouldn't even cover it up the mouse or the pac-man the mouse one though, has whiskers and big old ears and eyes.

So I could cover up the ears, but there would just be three dots on my nipple. But I mean, yeah, I definitely lucked out, though. I think you lucked out on what you got. Don't get me wrong. I'm a Packers fan, and on Tailgater Sports, Eric and Tess, when we talk football, I always talk smack about the Bears. Granted, they haven't been good lately, so it's more Vikings. So, Bear.

Yeah. Vikings talk. Tyler, I'm sure, was working this morning, and he hasn't caught what you landed on, so that would be the Bears logo. The Chicago Bears logo. I did not hear it, but Randy texted me. He's like, dude, guess what I landed on. Yeah, you were excited because he knows the easiest one, right? No, because I was... No, no, no. So, here Randy texts immediately. He's like, dude, guess what I landed on? Yeah, you were excited because he knows the easiest one, right?

No, because I was... So here's the thing. I was thinking what can we do to make this look stupid? Because it can't just be the Bears logo or something simple like that. We? Yeah. Okay. Brainstorm. I'm pitching out design ideas, okay? So I'm thinking

maybe we either throw above the logo you could put the Bears over it, or if you just want to be either throw above the logo you could put the bears over it or if you just want to be really douchey you could put shytown above it you have to put 85 champs below it maybe throw a super bowl you can't alter it and now it's a little like a year later yeah and it's pretty much okay okay and honestly there's not a lot of whole lot of truthfully i don't think oh okay okay admittedly if i do go through with this i don't think i'd ever even get it covered up because it's like it's a it's a funny little reminder yeah you know you definitely spun the best of the worst absolutely absolutely because i was thinking about it we were talking

about it godzilla dick or dildo whatever yeah you can throw that somewhere that's hidden you could probably cover it up the logos funny story the worst one obviously would have been the mom spread eagle because that's would have been on your belly button yeah and you're not going to get a belly button tattoo to cover that up which then kind of confuses me because i think my belly button's like an inch so it's like what that gives you yeah it gives you more skin a big old belly button but yeah i definitely looked out but adrenaline was pumping my mouth went dry in there because i was like i was so nervous i was shaking and then when i went back to the studio i couldn't stop walking like pacing around you're a very panicky like scared person yeah dude because i won a thousand dollars and i don't have my mom spreading on my stomach

that was the biggest i was scared that was pretty much the only one though that you wouldn't have gone through with right yeah yeah i think that was the one but the other one's like okay if you have been keeping tabs on this two-game series between the dodgers and the astros basically every person that has walked into chavez ravine with an astros piece of apparel on it's ended badly for them they're booed they've been like assaulted there's there's not going to be a kiosk above your head saying hey hey, there's an Astros logo tattooed on yourself. Yeah, but there's an x-ray machine and like, Astros fan! Alert! Bing, bing, bing, bing! Menace is pushing for this logo, though, because

having an Astros logo is just an automatically bad look. It's way more hated. Even people that are not even in the sports know are aware that that's not a good logo to have. Honestly, there's multiple reasons as to why we bet. Obby, I'm not going to walk around and be like, hey guys, I have an a good logo. No, no. Yeah, and honestly, there's multiple reasons as to why we bet. Obby, I'm not going to walk around and be like,

hey, guys, I have an Astros logo. Please don't hit me. But it's a constant reminder they're cheaters, and Tyler gets the satisfaction that the Astros is somewhere on my body because I know he would have brought that up. Yeah, but that's only for another year until he moves somewhere else. There'll be some other team. Oh, well, I sure hope he doesn't badmouth any other city's brand

because that would suck. Moving on, did you see on the Woody Show Instagram page move somewhere else there'll be some other team I sure hope he doesn't badmouth any other cities because that would suck yeah moving on did you see on the Woody Show Instagram page that Chino made this little post it said

who would you sit next to in a cafeteria for at a school and if you get you can check it out right now at the Woody Show

on Instagram you know who's getting a lot of love and I think it has to do with his stance on vaccinations is Bort you're getting a little fan base going on Brett getting a lot of love, and I think it has to do with his stance on vaccinations, is Bort.

You're getting a little fan base going on due to your views on everything. I'm not going to lie. I'm keeping score. Oh, you did? Oh, my God. I was keeping score because I started looking, and my wife was like, you know, I think you're actually passing a couple other people. I'm like, oh, there's no way. Let me count.

And I did the percentage. I'm way over 10% of the votes right i'm like oh i'm beating a few people you got a lot dude yeah i think like a lot of people share the same views as you right and i think it's a good balance on the show a lot of people feel one way on the woody show about vaccinations but you are a voice of a lot of people that feel a different way. I think it could be some of that. I'm not going to say it's not that I, there was definitely some people that did say that there's some people that were like, I want to stay far away from him.

Screw that guy. I want to go in North. I wanted to go into, I feel like a lot of people are also harassing you due to your views on vaccinations. Yeah. And my view on vaccinations is just my view on it for me and the truth of it.

And maybe that's why people do like me is because I look for the truth of matters or I'm very honest, I'm very blunt. Randy can attest to that because I will smack him upside the head and say, no, that's being dumb or Tyler for being an idiot and posting about the Astros

and being honest and saying, I muted Tyler the other day and he doesn't know yet. Oh, Tyler, I muted you. Yeah. But slightly offended,

but okay. But it, you know, the views are my own with just not being so biased that I'm attacking people. It's, did you get a vaccine? Cool.

Good for you. I hope you stay healthy. Did you not get a vaccine? Cool. Good for you. I hope I know healthy, but people are just so like over the top passionate. I just don't, it gives them something to do, I guess.

I don't get the comments that are like, I need to sit as far away from Bort and his anti-vax stuff. He's going to spread something to me. I'm already infected. It's the walking dead. Oh, crap, I died. I'm trying to get to a zombie.

How does that make any sense? It doesn't. That means that Bort should be sitting away from you. Yeah, that's my whole thing about all this is people are like, oh, don't get me by the anti-vaxxers i'm like well if you're vaccinated isn't that mean like hey man i could be close to you it's also like bitch all of us were anti-vaxx all of us could have been sick that doesn't mean i'm sick and then also the other thing is everyone's like everyone's getting sick it's the anti-vaxxers. Does everybody forget that they said all the shots had different ratio of protectivity,

right? And now with all the new strains, I went Pfizer is the best you can. The best. Dude. I know a guy who had Johnson and Johnson. Oh no. Guess what?

Oh geez. He just got COVID again. He got the jalopy version. Yeah. He has 103 feet right now, but like, that's the thing, man.

Everyone's so hate mongery. It's like, everyone just chill. Well, all right. Well, I don't want to get too much into it. I want to go to a happy place. Since that photo that sparked the conversation was in a cafeteria, let's go to some food news. All right. This one's for Eric.

All in, all out. Cup of noodles, pumpkin spice. I don't know. Cup noodles, pumpkin spice. I might draw know. Cup Noodles Pumpkin Spice. I might draw the line at Cup of Noodles Pumpkin Spice. I might have to draw the line there. It's worth a shot. Yeah, I mean, you know me.

I'm on the try everything once train. I can't imagine that being good. I don't know. It's supposed to be like dessert. Is it sweet? I don't know. Is it salty? Well, they do have pumpkin broth, pumpkin soup.

So the move might be is buy them and just jack the pumpkin spice little packets that come with the thing. True. And just sprinkle pumpkin spice on everything besides the ramen. Okay. All right. How about this, everybody? In New Jersey, they opened the very first Oreo Cafe all in, all out. Yes.

All in. It's at American Dream Mall, and they have classic dessert, shakes, and limited edition Oreo items. So it's basically like the Hershey store or the M&M store, but it's all Oreos. I support it. Do we have a full menu yet? Can we go through itemizes? I'm all in. Yes. Are there deep fried Oreos?

This is a question. Probably. I didn't see that on the list, but I'm sure they have it. I also knew I'm really fat because he didn't even finish Oreo. He just said Ore and I already said Ore. Now here's another thing. Nathan's Famous

Hot Dogs. You know they have little restaurants and places like here and there and malls and stuff like that. The only one I go to, I feel, is in the Vegas airport if that's even still there. That's the only time I've ever seen one. It was in the Miami that. The only one I go to, I feel, is in the Vegas airport, if that's even still there. That's the only time I've ever seen one. It was in the Miami airport. The only one I've ever gone to is the one in New York, New York.

The one where we're by the roller coaster. Yep. In Vegas. It's so good. Well, they're expanding to over 220 locations across the United States, but here's the thing. They're doing it through Ghost Kitchen, so it's delivery only. Now, here's my thing.

I love a good dog, all right? Love me some hot dogs. I make them at home. A lot of people on the Woody Show feel like hot dogs are only to be eaten at fairs or at baseball games, but I'm a home hot dog cooker. Now, will I get it through a delivery app? I don't think so yeah yeah i do like the oscar meyer campaign to you know get the hot dog company together with the bun company and be like yo make

the same amount of buns versus the same amount of hot dogs that we put in put in a package honest pet peeve and not to bring up nathan's because we're talking about but trust me i know this specifically because i had to do that hot dog challenge. There are fourteen hot dogs in the package. There is not a package that has fourteen buds and it pissed me off because now I have an excess of buns. I don't know what to do with them. I think I ended up just using it as like a sandwich bread.

Just put a piece of cheese in the middle. That's what I used to do. I hate it with the extra ones. I would just do a peanut butter and jelly dog. Oh, dude. Yeah, so dog. Oh, dude, yeah. Yeah, so good. Or a chili dog with no hot dog. Or just a cheese bun.

Yeah. Now, here's some other fast food news that you're probably not aware of. Over in Asia, they have 1,300 locations. That would be 1,300 locations. And they're going to debut for the very first time in the United States. It's called Mom's Touch. It features burgers and crispy chicken. The first location will be in Gardena,

and they're expanding to Long Beach and City of Industry in California. So I'm willing to check it out. Check this out. Sam's Club already selling Halloween candy. Do you support this or don't support this? What kind of candy? There's chocolate Halloween candy. Do you support this or don't support this? What kind of candy? There's chocolate Halloween candy already being sold. I saw one of the items.

Did you see? It's the tub of either 250 or 300 Reese's Pieces Cups. I'll eat that entire thing before Halloween. That's why I will not buy it. But do you support selling Halloween candy this early? Yeah. Halloween all the time. Screw it. Why not? Honestly, I do support it because I don't think there's any other

major holidays leading up before Halloween. Yeah. And also, no like decoration. Now, when it comes to Christmas, I do have issue where I believe Christmas does not start until your Thanksgiving dinner is done. Anything before

that, anything before that, they're selling Christmas crap is way too early. Right. But that's what makes it easier for Halloween stuff to be acceptable now because there's nothing leading up. And Christmas has inched in on everything else. Halloween isn't even over yet and Christmas decorations are out. I know.

It's whack. It's messed up out i know it's like it's messed up plus it's really smart on the candy companies when you think about it because they know their clientele people who buy halloween candy obviously to give it to kids but those people end up snacking on said candy they know that about 75 of those people are going to eat up to about half of it and gonna have to restock and therefore spend more money. So when you really think about it, they're technically making a little bit more money by putting out this early because they know people are going to buy it this early

and eat it before it even hits Halloween. They're going to have to come back. That felt very personal. Tyler's like, I know your tricks. Alright, Tyler. You go to Sam's Club and you pick up the tub of 300 Reese's. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

I know he won't drive down to the street for even Kura or anything else. But maybe if he sees the Sam's Club and stops in, how long will that take you to finish? Realistically? Yeah. Maybe three weeks to a month. You're insane. Yeah. No, I believe it.

I believe it. I think I'd go. Oh, yeah. I'd probably murder over 10 a day really yo for sure i did reeses are god tier candy if they're within like if they're yeah dude i would if they're near me at all you know those candy cane those plastic candy canes and they have the little tiny ones and you're like oh i'm just gonna eat two i finished that candy cane in within five minutes all right so 300 reeses let's say in three weeks, that's 21 days, 300 divided by 21.

It'll take you 14 Reese's cups a day. Easy. Easy. A day though? A day? The problem with our job too is that we're up so early, our days are so much longer, so that's such a

bigger window to eat the chocolate. That's true. 14 mini Reese's in a day. and then let's think about two in the morning it's basically two in the middle of our shift and let's think about this added math if you go to 7-eleven you get the super king size that's eight cups right in one yeah right that's only two of those you have to eat a day damn to make it to the goal of 300 no problem ain't no thanks i trying to challenge me, Randy? I'll do it right now. No, I'm not challenging you. You just got crazy eyes. Bro, I'll eat however many I need to eat a day.

What was it, like 14? I'll eat those and just be like, hey, that's lunch. Let's go. Come on, man. We got Reese's downstairs. How are you alive? Let's go get them.

Very carefully. Look, Randy murdered an entire thing of zebra cakes in what, two days? Yeah, man. I don't know why. For me, with candy, if I eat too much candy, I automatically shame myself. I'm like, you fatty, you just ate

five Snickers or something. I do too, but I go right back in ten minutes because I know they're sitting right there. That's so addicting. That's so true though. If you eat two, let's say we eat two, what's the beginning of the day? 3 a.m., 4 a.m., and then two at like 7, and then another two at 10. He's going to eat another two on the drive back.

You see me, there's times where I come to work and I have a little pile of chocolate because they're available at my house. That's my breakfast. I'll eat one on the way probably to work. He'll bring like muffins and little cupcakes. Randy, I've seen you mow down the banana bread that my mom made to bring into the studio. You're going to eat all this candy. I know

you will. What about that pudding thing that Tyler brought in? Did it menace you not get any of that or was it the banana bread that you didn't get any of? No banana bread. Oh, it's the banana bread, yeah. I got none. Damn right. Thanks a lot. I ate it all. Seabass here talking to you about one of my favorite topics and a topic

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And as always, we thank Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcast. All right. You guys want to switch it up to some tech news? Tech news. Bort, you're going to love this. HBO Max is getting its own exclusive podcast starting with Batman. Yeah.

So that's pretty interesting that the platform, HBO Max, is going to start having podcasts on the platform. So it will probably be in video form. But it's funny because if you really look at it, if you go back through all these different news things that have to do with audio, let's say um you know um other streaming platforms or podcasts you know where they always start batman if you really really look at it batman so what do you think about that bort why batman is the single most

iconic comic book franchise in the entire world you could say say it's Superman because it's a Superman logo, but everybody likes Batman. People don't like Superman. People don't like Iron Man or Spider-Man, but Batman is universally beloved by everybody. And if you look at the movies, the cartoons, the franchise as a whole, it's all Batman.

All Batman all the time. Hell yeah. So we're losing you to the Batman podcast on HBO Max. You know, it's been fun knowing you guys. I'll be going over there. And, you know, I think they have this policy where I can work from home if I'm unvaccinated. So, you know, I'm going over there, guys. All right. Sounds good.

I have another announcement. We've been doing a lot of announcements lately. And here's another one in the tech news. Now, I'm just going to do a soft mention right now, not give you all the details, but there's been some listeners helping us out with this, doing some test runs. So about, I would say, we've been kicking around this idea, Ravy and I, for maybe nine to 10 years of Ravy and I doing an online show, just like one day a week for the listeners, like a little behind the scenes thing that would be live online. And we're finally going to do it. And it's going to be done on Twitch on Fridays at 5 PM.

So if you want to go ahead and follow the page, the page has absolutely nothing on it right now. It's called Friday hour. So twitch.tv slash Friday hour, or just go to fridayhour.com. And you can go and hit that follow button or just join the chat room when you want. We don't have an official launch date of it yet. So just make sure you turn on the notifications if you're a Twitch user or if you're new to Twitch. But we had a lot of fun with a couple of listeners the other day, just doing a little quick preview of what the show would be about. And I'm really excited about it. And I hope that you guys would jump on it here and there.

We figured out a way where, you know, you guys can just jump on video-wise and talk about whatever you want. That's pretty dope. We'll have some guests and some fun games. And since it's going to be on in the evening time on a Friday, I'm sure, you know, we might enjoy a couple of drinks here or there and have some drinking games with some listeners so yeah check it out it's called Friday hour on Twitch uh in other news that Bort would like Star Wars Galactic Star Cruiser Hotel is finished and

ready to go in Florida are you all in all out Bort I'm all in let's try this this seems fun I like the all inclusive feeling that you're gonna get like Disney has really gone well at their lands being very secluded like once you move in you're in the land like Cars Land is one of my favorite examples but to go into an actual hotel and be in a galaxy cruiser

and you know they have to transport you to one of the Star Wars land, Galaxy's Edge. Hell yeah. All right. Well, we'll get more information as it comes along. Maybe we can do something around that.

Hopefully. I don't know. We're low on the tone pole. But we do have the Woody Show After Hours Takeover event, and you still have time on our Instagram to enter last minute. At the Woody Show on Instagram, just look for the post that has the after hours takeover. Randy is going to be using

some hotel rooms. He's leaving us going to Las Vegas for four days. No, I'm going to be gone for two to three days. We haven't decided if we're going to have an extended. It's for my girlfriend's birthday. I'm not just going to dick around. It's just like... Wait, there was not one complete plan in that whole sentence yeah oh maybe four no

maybe two two but we'll see because okay so yeah friday off and monday off of work yeah so i assume that you'd be gone for four days yeah no four days friday saturday saturday we might we might do sunday but it's up to it no literally it's up to her though because she may or may not have a big work meeting on Monday. You're away from us for four days. I know. I'm away from you guys for four days, living it up in Vegas. I try to do it the right way, the way you guys always talk about it, but I

messed up because I totally did not take into account how fast people are to make reservations for stuff. Some of the places that we wanted to go to, reservations are gone. We did still find some cool places that we're going to go check out. Restaurant within the hotel we're staying some cool places that we're going to go check out restaurant within the hotel we're staying at and we're definitely want to go check out one of the buffets but like trying to find a reservation for bacchanal impossible no you have to just walk up and put your number in there because yeah all the

reservations pro tip everybody plan your reservations weeks ahead of time for any restaurant that you want to be at or you're just going to have to walk up there and just wait it out. I've never reserved a restaurant seating time at Vegas. I figure just walk, I'll find somewhere to eat. Yeah, but he's probably talking about super fancy restaurants. No, no, no. For instance, there is a restaurant inside Park MGM by Chef Roy Choi. It's a Korean barbecue spot called Best Friends.

Yeah, that's a very popular spot. It is next to impossible to get a place. I emailed them. I was like, hey, please, because at the very bottom on the reservation, they'll be like, you can email us if we can take your email into consideration. I was like, please. No, just do walk up. People cancel and you'll be good.

People get drunk. They'll forget. They won't make it. Just Gio, myself. What are the plans you have? Just whatever she wants. That's the big thing. She's not a big club person. Her friends also just happen to coincide to be there. They want to go to clubs and stuff.

I was like, I just want you to know. I just want you to know. Clubs are kind of expensive. Then her friend broke it down like the price range as to how much it's going to cost. I'm like, dude, are you crazy? Do you not learn from the last trip you went to Vegas? it's going to cost and i'm like dude yeah that is are you crazy like do you not learn from the last trip you went to vegas here's a couple things one my friends dj all the clubs in vegas so hit me up we'll get you on the guest list okay you're okay with that okay uh

second though you gotta have a plan a little bit in vegas you can't just be in the wind right the entire day because you're just gonna be walking around but that's the thing with him like i i could not be like you can but i very rarely have plans in vegas because i go to vegas a lot so i can just kind of be there and kind of get a feel for things going on with randy though randy needs a plan for day-to-day like yeah his day-to-day life because i think i think it works for you because he's a responsible adult no because he's not because he'll be hammered the whole time and then you'll lose like five hours do what you do yeah i get anxiety whenever i don't have stuff planned believe it or not i know you guys be like oh ready no way but yeah but this is what's gonna happen

hey geo what do you want to do geo's like i don't know what do you want to do what's your birthday okay so it's your birthday let's do you want to go there i don't know if i don't know i don't know yeah she's more awash than i am because i'm like do you want to try this and she's like oh you don't want to do that oh my god come back dude we had white castle like four times yeah and then we sat around i set an itinerary of stuff that we should go definitely do and if we do it we'll see i have some strategies though look if you think about this though this is the first time think about this, though, this is the first time. This is going to sound crazy, but this is the first time I've ever gone to Vegas on something that's not related to hanging out with Menace. Because every time I've been to Vegas, it's been like, you know, with Menace or stuff.

No, it has. No, there was that one time you flew out there for your friends. Oh, I should say with my girlfriend then. Because every time I go with my girlfriend, we're going for something with Menace or the company. There you go. The last time I didn't even really party, it was me just being a chaperone because my buddies got mugged by strippers all right so here's here's what you do you have you have your have a loose plan so depressing you

have your loose plan of things to do but then also have backup items to do or just just roll with it like eric is very good rolling with it he's kind of like a bumper car he gets hit this other way i'll find some fun somewhere. We've made some plans. I'm gonna make some sports bets. Nothing too crazy. Not because I'm gonna have boots on the ground. Yes. My phone's gonna be nonstop. Eric,

Eric, just a heads up. If he can't do it for you, I'm in Vegas two weeks after him, so I'll put it in. Oh, make this segment about you. It's about me. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Dude, you know what? Spicy nachos in Vegas, too. I in. Oh, all right. We're trying to make this segment about you. It's about me. Shut up. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Dude, you know what?

Spicy nachos in Vegas too. I totally. Oh, really? Oh, crap. I whiffed on that. I sent my girlfriend to hang out. Yeah, she's there. Her big thing is she really just wants to gamble.

That's pretty much it. All right. If all else fails, Frank's Tiki Room. Okay. Just go there. If you get really hammered and you don't know where to get food, Pepe's Tacos.

Oh, yeah. Pepe's Tacos. See, but what's crazy though is you just brought up two places that when i looked up online i couldn't find i didn't find those places just text me i'll send you the address i'll send you the geo code for it don't worry about it you guys know i'm the kind of guy that if i go to a 7-eleven i spend five minutes trying to figure out what doritos i want oh imagine me it's gonna be a terrible in vegas trying to figure out what it is i want to do. Randy, I'll give you a free restaurant. You're my boy. I love you.

Here's a restaurant. Go to Tacos El Gordo. Best tacos in Vegas. You've been to Vegas one time. Yeah. He's a Vegas expert. Not apparently. I've been to Vegas multiple times.

I went to that place. I went to one in Chula Vista because it's from Tijuana. I'm sorry. I was going to Vegas my entire life. I had my sister living there. We'd go there like three times a year. Guys, guys, you know that In-N-Out that's off the side of the freeway? Fire.

Okay. I've been there. What was it? Have you been to the White Castle on the Strip? Remember when we went to Salt Lake City and we're like, where'd you eat at? And you're like, oh, it's one of those burger places. I don't know if you know this, but they have Shake Shack there now. Right outside the New York New York.

It's so funny. Look at you guys. Oh my God. Peep game. Hey, do you know this, but they have Shake Shack there now. Right outside the New York New York. It's so funny. Peep game. Hey, do you know this amazing burger place? I found it in Vegas. You will never believe it. They had double doubles. It was called McDonald's. What? Dude. McDonald's has McDoubles. Get it right. Check this

out. Taco Bell Cantina. You get Taco Bell and alcohol. And there's a DJ. I went there with my buddies. The first time I went without anyone else because they got they were mugged, so they're all sad, so I ended up buying Taco Bell at the cantina. They got a DJ on the second floor. It was a party.

They didn't get mugged. They were idiots and they just gave all their money away. Yeah, they were stupid. Yeah, see? Come on, get it right. Alright. I do want to ask, Tyler, what are you doing in Vegas in two weeks? Bachelor party. Let's go. Oh my god. Okay.

I want to hear the plans for this bachelor party. We only have three solid plans. Steakhouse Friday night, which they've already put the reservations in. I have nothing to do with that. What spot? I don't remember. I think it's some Brazilian place. I don't remember. This local place called Outback.

Yeah. Is it Black Angus? There's a crazy thing called a Bloomin' Onion. I'm sure. All right. I hate you guys, number one. Number two, golf and stuff. That's going to be a lot of fun.

Nice. Number three, strip club. That is happening. Oh, heck yeah, bro. Basic free plans. Good luck. Nice. And everywhere between that, we're going to be gambling and getting drunk.

So that's pretty good. That's good. Now, are you going to go with more than 200 bucks this time? Yes, I'm going to go with more than 200 bucks. I've been stowing away. Yes. All right. Good.

He's going to ask the people of Houston to fund his trip again. Yeah, I know. Guys, I've never been to a strip club in my life. Yeah, please. Venmo me. I've been to multiple strip clubs, Brett. Get off my back. Does your mom know that?

Wait, what? Yeah, she knows. She does know that. Okay. I did want to ask Randy a question going back to his Vegas trip because I totally forgot. Randy, did you make a terrible financial decision for this trip because you figured that you were going to get $1,000 before you left? No, I didn't. I didn't get that smile, man.

He's lying because you figured like, oh, I'm going to get this $1,000 for this tattoo. I wasn't expecting it. And then we hit you last second. Oh, you're not going to get the $1,000 until you get the tattoo, which you're not going to get until you come back. No. So see, he's lying. He's lying.

Why? He's the worst liar. What you guys don't know. Where are you banking on that $1,000? He just remembered right now he's desperately trying to change dinner reservations. I have something to reveal right now on the podcast, and no one knows. I asked Wade to front me the money, and he said yes. Just kidding.

No, I didn't. I've been saving money for a couple months, man. A little here, a little there. It's been tough. No, no, it's good. I was just wondering. I'm like, oh, man, I bet Randy was banking on that $1,000 for the Vegas weekend. I was banking on it, but then reality hit me real quick i'm like i'm not getting all right well

since randy's not gonna be here he's gonna miss out eric and i we're gonna be going to this press event for the youtube arena at sulfite stadium can't wait to check this thing out and see what it's gonna be all about because if you don't know we've talked about it before at sulfite stadium they have you know our second home by the way has a uh this is the only room we haven't got a key for yet yeah they have an arena at the edge of the stadium so like where they can do concerts they can do well the real the big thing is they want to do gaming events there and so we get to see what it's all about on friday and, you know, Randy's not into gaming, so he wouldn't want to go

to this YouTube thing. No, never. So Eric and I will take care of it. It's not like he doesn't complain to us every day that he doesn't have time to game or anything.

Life is miserable because of it. No, never. No. Now I'm going to drink my sorrows away in Vegas. I'll trade you. I'll go to Vegas with you

when you go to this event. Hell yeah. Frank's Tiki Room. Frank's Tiki Room. Okay. Word. All right, guys. We're going to wrap this thing up. Listen to the. Go to this event, dude. Hell yeah. Frank's Tiki Room. Frank's Tiki Room. Okay. Word. All right, guys. We're going to wrap this thing up.

Listen to the Bortcast with Bort. Yo. Go to thebortcast.com. That's thebortcast.com. Check out his wife's online store, Shasta Jeans Boutique. It's very spooky. That's B-O-O. Spooky.

But you can get to it easily by going to Skywarp Saint on Instagram and Twitter. Just click the link in bio for that. Also, listen to the NerdNout Podcast with Ravy, Randy, and Cameron. Just go to NerdNoutPodcast.com. That's NerdNoutPodcast.com. What are you guys going to do Marvel-wise since there's

not going to be a lot of Marvel for a long time? I know What If starts next week, so that's going to be the big thing. Other than that, we've just been re-watching movies. Really crappy ones. You're really selling it, boy mean that's been the whole spin it's like hey let's watch 2016 fantastic four with miles teller and michael b jordan oh wow why you guys making fun of them in it or are you like critiquing it like how bad just talking about how horrible of an experience it was to watch them that was terrible you know i thought of doing that with the

Transformer Michael Bay movies, and then I went, why would anyone want to hear me bitch for like three hours? Is it bad that I said I don't think they're that bad, though? I kind of like just the way they transform and explode stuff. That's good if you can find the good in it. Randy could find the good. Wasn't that going to be one of Randy's

side projects? Was like Randy's like positive spots or something like that? Oh, I bet it says it now about this one. Randy's positivity. Yeah. Yeah, and then I got a second job. Yeah, Randy was going to start a new thing where it was going to be finding the good, where Randy would find the good in different aspects of things like film, TV, food places, whatever.

Because it was what movie came out that you were really stoked for and people were dumping on it. Oh, dang. And you're like, Godzilla. Yeah. There's something good here. You're pissed that people are crapping on Godzilla. No, but people were liking Godzilla. It was the first Godzilla because they were talking about the storyline.

And the second one. And you're like, oh, guys, sorry there's people in the storyline, but I'm here for the monsters. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. NerdNowPodcast., yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right. NerdNowPodcast.com. Go to NerdNowPodcast.com.

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they just released a new music video stream their music wherever you find music just search matt and kim and follow them on tiktok at matt and kim and don't forget listen to tailgater sports just go to tailgatersports.com follow at tailgatersports on Instagram to get all your news, all your sports news, but more importantly, listen to the podcast. Anything new with the podcast? Well, obviously we have a big week this week. We already have two Dodgers-Astros games in the books. Starting tomorrow night is another series between the Dodgers

and Tyler's least favorite team, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Yeah, those are trash. Yeah, so we'll see if Tyler is actually a fan of the Angels at the end of the week. If he even knows anything about them. He didn't know they were playing this week. Oh, wow. I was like, hey, man, so I need a five-game win streak from the Dodgers, right? Because the Astros are two games,

and they were following up with three games against the Angels. He's like, five? And I'm like, yeah, dude, they're playing the Angels this weekend. He's like, oh, I didn't even realize that. Wow. Some fan. Take it one day at a time. But you know what?

It's only the biggest series in the Angels season because they never win anything. You know, you're probably going to sweep because Anthony Rendon now out for the season. Which we informed you about, by the way. I knew about that this morning before you told me. I saw it last night. Wow. Some fan. All right.

Maybe you should get an Astros tattoo. You should. Yeah. He's going to get a Texas. Number one fan. I'm telling you, he's going to get the state of Texas outline tattoo on him. Oh, for sure. For sure.

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I understand that the shipping is way too high. If you want to wait on it, all good. Trying to fix that. All right. Do you have anything to say before we leave Bort? I had a question about Tyler. Yes. Yes.

Texas tattoos. I think he's going to get his entire back done. Oh, that'd be sweet. But what's the first Texan tattoo he gets? And does he just start getting random, anything that's related to Texan? This is what i think he should do dead ass honest okay yeah he should if he does a texas tattoo he should totally do it on his stomach like a big ass texas state tattoo because then he can take off his shirt whenever he wants in public and people would love it. Look at

what's his name? Danny Trails, right? Dude, he got that big ass tattoo. It changed his life. Tyler got a big ass tattoo like that on his stomach. Oh my god. A lot of real estate for that tattoo. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He could rock that all the time. A lot of Texas land. Yeah. I was assuming

that he would somehow think of getting something on his hand to take away from his wrist, right? Oh, we still got to fix that wrist, yeah. But he would want to get something like a nautical star, you know, because he's such an OC person. He would want to get a nautical star, but instead he would get the Texaco logo because it's somehow still Texas.

I mean, there's room for multiple Texas tattoos. Yeah, Texan on his knuckles and stuff. Like the market is there. Yeah. Big Haas on the knuckles. Big Haas. Tyler, you have anything to say before we leave? My mom's nickname for me is Haas.

I know. Of course it is. I knew it was, that's why I said it. Not to play devil's advocate, but I sure hope your career keeps you in Texas if you get a Texas tattoo. Anyways. Yes. I have to play devil's advocate, but I sure hope your career keeps you in Texas. Anyways, if you guys want to check out the blogs I write that Randy mentioned earlier, hey, I'm just saying, you can go to my Instagram.

The link is in the bio, and my Instagram username is producerheavyt. So there's that. For now. All right. Producerheavyt this week on Instagram. Randy, anything to say before we leave? I'm not looking forward to this tattoo i'm looking forward to vegas though and i will i will let you guys know how much money i lost and

or won as soon as i get back fingers crossed i don't lose a lot or any money at all all right you're gonna spend it all on geo so all of it i'm jealous of all this vegas talk i know right i'm i'm like feening honestly since i realized randy's gonna be this weekend, I haven't stopped thinking

about sports betting. I know. I got Dodgers Angels this weekend. I could probably throw, well, no, USA Basketball's tonight before you leave.

Yeah, Spicy Nachos, she was telling me her schedule because she actually plans everything when she goes to Vegas. And then, just like the restaurants

and then like the shows that she's going to and then she got like this whole pool set up. I'm like, man, I want to go. But I'm, you know, I'm stuck with Chimmy and Churro. I'm okay. I'll be laying in a bed probably high as hell.

You got puppies. Yeah. And the weed. Yeah. That's good. I'm going to look forward and plan a trip right now. All right, guys. We'll see you next week.

What's new? What's new with menace all right i mean we're here sounds good yeah uh by the Menace, the name of the restaurant is Fogo de Chao. Yeah. Fogo de Chao. Okay. I've never been there. They're all over. Oh, is it really?

Yeah. I didn't know, bro. I've never heard of it. Fogo de Chao. I go there all the time. All right. Well, I've never been there. Is it good at least?

Yeah. It's wonderful. Ask for the meat that has the salt on it hey guys so the last time i didn't go with you guys to vegas i found this amazing place i don't think they have any other ones in the world it's called cracker barrel oh really yeah uh focus on chow um just fyi uh the pasadena maybe uh they have one i think in downtown la next time you're here that's too far away from uh woodier they have one, I think, in downtown LA next time you're here. That's too far away from Whittier. They have one in San Francisco.

All right, I'm leaving. Later. Peace out.