What's New Podcast - Restaurant Nightmares, Sports Venues, Food News & More!
Episode Date: October 25, 2024On this episode we talk Restaurant Nightmares, Sports Venues, Food News & More! Email us: WriteThePod@gmail.com Follow all of us on instagram: @menace, @saintbort, @heavytonair, @esoundwave, @dam...njulianne & @heyitsrandal.Â
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What's new? What's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Witty Show morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFM.
We are joined by our friends Eric and Randy who are coming to us live from Downey, California.
Over yonder in Whittier, California, that would be our buddy Tyler,
a.k.a. Heavy T, and our lovely friend Julianne will probably be joining us soon
from Covina, California.
I am a little bit tired today.
I was out way past my bedtime, but we're going to try to push through this
because we have not given you a podcast in the past week, and I apologize.
So let me just get through some business real quick
and give you a heads up on where we're going to be at.
Everybody from What's New Pod is going to be
at the Boo Ha Ha Beer Fest this Saturday
at OC Events Center.
That is October 26th.
If you do not have tickets and you want to turn up with us,
just go to theboohaha.com.
If you can't do that, the very next weekend november 1st the
whole woody show crew we're gonna be at morongo casino and we're gonna be with dj scotty fox we're
gonna be with rome of sublime with rome he's he's gonna perform we have new t-shirts that everybody
got here on the pod that would be the uh diet starts tomorrow t-shirts. Very good. We have alter ego tickets.
We have Friendsgiving tickets.
And if it goes to Game 7, I hear we might have something for you.
I don't know.
Just something that we talked about.
Make sure you hang out with us.
November 1st at Morongo Casino.
Get all the information.
Go to PartyWithWoody.com.
Party starts at 8 p.m.
If we go to Game 6, we're probably going starts at 8 p.m if we go to game six we're probably
gonna have like an early watch party at five o'clock at morongo casino they have a big huge
sports bar they have a massive 30-foot television to watch the game on so get there early and then
have an after party hopefully they just you know win that day and then we'll just have a massive
after party at morongo casinoino. That'd be awesome.
The very next day though,
I can't party too hard
because myself and Gina Grad,
November 2nd, that'll be Saturday.
I'll be outside the Rose Bowl with her
and our best friend, Animal Society.
We'll be there with us from 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
Again, outside the Rose Bowl Bowl November 2nd. That
is a Saturday. Of course, we'll have a bunch of giveaways
as well as usual theme parks
concerts. We show merch.
So hang out there. And lastly,
November 14th,
I'll be in Huntington Beach at
Wild Fork from 3 to 5 p.m.
And of course, a bunch of giveaways as well.
So pay attention to our social media
at Menace M-E-N-A-C-E.
But damn, but damn,
there has been so many things that have happened
since we've last had a podcast
and I apologize that we didn't have an episode.
The last episode, I believe we said
we were all having dinner together.
So we all got together
and we saw Heavy T destroy a couple giant meatballs
at Lazy Dog Restaurant.
Oh, my God.
Those things were so good.
That was the only thing he destroyed.
No-Nuts.
Giant meatballs.
Yeah.
Now, Tyler, you were ordering up beers because you said it would be disrespectful to Lazy Dog Restaurant if we didn't get some.
Which ones did you order again?
I ordered their Huckleberry.
Pretty damn good.
Huckleberry Haze is always the way to go there you have so
many good ones but that's definitely the best yeah so check out their new menu it was fun seeing
everybody together yeah yeah you know we rarely get to do that it was a very fun experience just
to see god it sounds so dorky what a fun experience it was to be in person together it was it kind of
was because it really did feel like old times working with
each other every single day just like the oakland trip did but it was really fun getting to see
each other in a non-work capacity non-trip capacity it was just hey let's just go hang
out at lazy dog let's have dinner yeah yeah now did you guys enjoy and brett i keep on forgetting
i did get you one as well but everybody else on the pod did did you enjoy the Bucky's Christmas ornament that I got for you?
Yes.
Yeah.
I have so much crap in my apartment.
I've been sort of like stuck with using like small miniature Christmas trees.
So I can only put like four or five ornaments on at a time.
But this is going to be the first one I put on.
I was having that exact thought because, you know, we have the kid and the dog and there's stuff everywhere in my place.
Now we're going to have to get a significantly smaller tree.
And that Bucky's ornament is pretty hefty
It's solid it's a star on the top of the tree pretty much for you guys. Yeah, I have a Christmas flamingo that goes
I have the the
Mario star like a Super Mario star that lights up that goes on top of the tree
I have to plug it in somewhere, so I kind of have to be near an outlet
But I like it all It all comes together rather nicely.
I don't know if I put anything on top of the tree, but I will say this will officially be the second Bucky's ornament that will be on my tree.
Nice.
That's awesome.
Also, do you know what?
I feel like I'm old now because every time I, well, I am old, but like every time I go somewhere, I go, I got to pick up some ornaments. So like when we're in Philly, I go, I'm going to pick up a Philly ornament.
And then when I was at Bucky's, I'm going to pick up some Bucky's ornaments.
And then also I'm looking at kids clothes because now all my friends have kids.
And then I also have a nephew and I'm like, that's old people stuff.
That's grown up stuff.
Your friends are old, man.
I know.
That shows your friends are getting old. That's true. My friends are old, not me. That's grown-up stuff. That shows your friends are old, man. I know. That shows your friends are getting old.
That's true.
My friends are old, not me.
That's what's going on.
Okay, good.
There you go.
There's your argument, your defense that you can use.
Y'all is getting too old.
I mean, that happens when everybody else has kids, man.
Look at Eric.
He looks...
I know, right?
He's a dad now.
That dude has AIDS, right?
I feel it, man.
I feel it. Eric looks how I feel yeah um another thing that happened since we've had a podcast I went to Las Vegas and went to UFC headquarters
and hung out with freaking Dana White in his office that's wild it was pretty freaking epic
his office takes up like a corner of the entire
building now i'm not going to recap it here on the podcast because i i explained a lot of it
on the woody show yeah but i talked to you guys about it and it was a pretty crazy experience
you saw a fight yeah we got to go to the apex like right next door to the the ufc office if
you don't know they kind of have like their own venue next door that you can walk to
and it can fit a ton of people into it.
So we got to see a lot of up and coming fighters and see how Dana White is still super passionate
about running the company, even though like he could just chill right now if he wanted to.
He doesn't have to go to like up and coming fighters fights and make notes and stuff like that.
But he cares a ton about the company. to have to go to like up and coming fighters fights and make notes and stuff like that but he
cares a ton about the company yeah he's about as hands-on as it can be with who he lets into the
company and who he lets fight for whatever by whatever belt whatever money i mean it's his
money basically so he's not just gonna hand it out to bums never watched him before yeah it was
incredible i absolutely loved it i will tell you this. One part that I shared on the Woody show that in his office, he has a private kitchen that
you just open the door to it and it probably can fit like 35 people.
And right when you open the door, two chefs appear and he goes, yeah, they'll make you
whatever you want.
That's up there with your Snoop Dogg story now.
What were you more impressed by?
Were you more impressed by were you more impressed by
the two chefs walking in at a moment's notice into this giant kitchen dining area or the multiple
I don't want to call them uh butlers but the helpers of Snoop Dogg who came in one with an
ashtray the ashtray guy really yeah so the ashtray guy just to recap it i got to hang
out with stoop dog at his compound and he had an ashtray guy who disappeared who had at least 13
ashtrays and then stoop dog walked up to the ashtray guy and he he started pointing out different
ashtrays and then he probably laid down probably eight or ten of them and then took away the rest of the ashtrays that stooped dog
didn't pick out it was awesome that's so crazy that's that is no joke a level of wealth that
i can only dream i know to have your own ashtray guy it was it was pretty funny this ufc because
you kind of just dropped it in the group chat like oh hey look where i'm at we're like oh crap
and then the next picture it's like not like oh hey you know look at this cool like memorabilia
look at these fighters look at that it's like not like, oh, hey, you know, look at this cool like memorabilia. Look at these fighters. Look at that.
It's like, look at me looking at this personalized menu for Dana White.
With Dana White.
Yeah, it was crazy.
Yeah, I didn't post any photos with Dana White because I was just too busy talking with him.
I had Morgan from The Woody Show with me and Vaughn from The Woody Show with me.
And Morgan is like a super geek on UFC.
So that's the whole reason we're really there because
she wanted to go and so i just kind of just made it happen and so i was kind of tagging along
yeah her and dana white just talking back and forth about all the different fighters
was really cool to see and just like her fandom like she was in tears like tripping out over
anything yeah it was super fun to see. Not even going to lie.
I remember when Menace called me.
He's like, oh, hey, I'm going to UFC.
After I hung up the phone,
I sat in my car for about five minutes wondering how can I get on this plane?
How can I get into this area?
How can I go?
Oh, my God.
How can I go?
How can I tag along?
Yeah.
Another thing that did happen
while we were on hiatus of releasing episodes,
myself and Bort, we went to the Japan Fair.
Nice.
You'll see Japan Fair.
And it's good that Randy wasn't there because it would be very dangerous.
There were so many different items of different figures and toys
and just memorabilia from Japan that you could buy.
Everything Pikachu.
I mean, like Eric would have
been dangerous there as well you guys would be spending your bank accounts at this thing and
also all the different food from around Japan that was available it was such a cool experience
and they have been doing this since 2008 the amount of stuff that we saw like yes there was
there was classic music from Japan there was people teaching you know uh dialect from japan like all these very historical rooted customary
things that of course randy would have looked at but once we got past that yeah and into all the
anime stuff it was basically comic-con but just all japan i mean i said good stuff i sent you
guys some rugs some pokemon fabuloso style rugs. It was that everywhere. And, you know, it got even harder when Menace came up to me and said, hey, Randy wants you to buy him something. Yeah. I'm like, how? What? There's too many choices. Yeah, it was really fun and a really cool experience to be there. But I want to ask you guys, has there been anything noteworthy other than the world series that we will get to
but that has happened in your life since we have had the podcast episode that you would like to
share with us i've been working and just at home not really doing anything oh yeah i guess there
is one thing okay i'm on the verge of getting at least to me a new car so there it is oh there we
go nice i guess it's not nothing's official yet you guys
should be proud of me i've actually done it the right way this time yeah not just going in just
leasing some vehicle right off the line impulse yeah yeah dude we are we're actually smart we did
our research we applied for the correct loan and everything and wow yeah we as in me and my dumb ass self so yes oh okay how about the car
the the triple lifted uh double axle truck that you're getting yeah dude pretty dude gets one
mile to the gallon kind of yeah 30 inch rams no looking at a uh train horn like i said new to me
it's going to be a used car but it's a 2021 kia forte which is a lot better than my current car
which is 17 years old.
Now that you're getting a new car, I can officially say that Tyler's car by far is the most unsafe
I've ever felt inside a car.
The headlights are cloudy.
The car sounds like a plane when it's going, and it's bad.
There's never been a louder car in our little carport area, mine at least, than when Tyler
pulls up.
That is a great point. That is a good point.
Yeah, like the engine just like, I don't even know how to describe it.
It just like does like, like it does that.
The windshield is scratched.
Like Randy said, the headlights are foggy.
My mom calls it the death mobile.
So there's that.
Cool.
At least your mom's cool with it.
Yeah, so we desperately needed a new car. And yeah, I found one on CarMax that fits my price range. I'm going's cool with it. Yeah, so we desperately needed a new car,
and I found one on CarMax that fits my price range.
I'm going to go with that.
For those listening who still can't fully picture what it looks like,
if you've seen Mad Max, then you have a rough idea as to what his car looks like.
Actually accurate, dude.
It's so bad.
Yeah, and what's funny, too, is there's so much lore behind the car, too.
I remember when he first bought it, I was like,
Tyler, why does it say, I hate you, like scratched into the door like somebody keyed i hate you yeah he wouldn't give
me a solid answer but i'm like all right man well i have theories i've got many theories
i walked outside one day and i was like oh cool someone keyed the car like did not but i'm like
you know what it's an at this point the car was already 12 years old. I'm like, what am I going to do? Get a new paint job?
This is actually true.
Oh, no.
This is actually true.
You never noticed?
I'm not observing his car.
I try to avoid it at all costs.
Now, wait, wait.
You're not explaining, did it happen after you bought the car or it came like that?
It happened like two weeks after I bought the car.
And I'm like, what the hell is this?
So here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
I saw that it was scratched.
And my thinking is like, well, it's an older car.
It'll just buff out on its own, whatever.
Like, I'm not going to worry about it.
Buff out on its own?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
So right after this is when we go to Big Bear right before COVID.
So this is about four years ago.
Okay.
So we go to Big Bear.
And then Randy gets there.
He's like, did you tell your driver's like your driver's door is a key scratch?
I was like, yeah.
He's like, why does it say I hate you?
I'm like, what are you talking about?
And I go outside and I look and definitely someone spelled I hate you in key scratchers on the driver's side door.
Oh, my God.
And the best part about it, too, is that for those that know, you can have an idea as to where it may have come from.
And I was like, Tyler, could it have come from this?
And he's just like, no, probably not from that.
I'm like, oh.
No, it wasn't from that.
Okay.
Which just deepens the line.
Sounds like somebody else's child support.
No, it's like the only back story is a vengeful ex.
We'll just leave it at that.
Yeah, maybe that person wanted her back in your life. That'd be crazy.
Well, she's that person either.
That's kind of wild.
Tyler,
my question here is... Repeatedly.
The lore behind this car is
great. It got me to and from Texas,
so I can't really complain.
Well, you're still alive.
Rest in peace to the fallen soldier.
Yeah, R.I.P.
Eric, anything happening in your life other than Dodgers? Well, you're still alive. Rest in peace to the fallen soldier. Yeah, RIP. Okay.
Eric, anything happening in your life other than Dodgers that you want to share?
No.
Still have a baby.
Still got a baby.
All right.
Dodgers still in the playoffs.
Bills are playing well.
That's pretty much it now at this point.
All right.
Any further wellness check?
You said it a little bit downer even though things are...
No, it's just rest probably.
Just getting rest.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm telling you, I have to have this talk with you guys.
I feel like I'm working Woody Show hours without working at the Woody Show.
Yeah, true.
Come on, don't be a puss.
I know.
He's actually sounding more chippier than he has in his past.
That's good.
Yeah, probably getting a couple of winks in.
That's good.
All right.
Now, I know something that did happen with Randy and Eric,
that you guys popped on over to one of my Cosm events and you got to experience Cosm for the first time.
COSM.com.
If you're listening to this podcast, it is a venue that is next to SoFi Stadium.
Also, they have one in Dallas at a place called Grandscape in the colony.
The city is called the colony.
And it's basically like a mini sphere.
That's the best way to describe it.
Now you can watch live sporting games.
Now you guys came over and you checked it out for the very first time.
I have been talking about it like crazy on this podcast for,
I don't know, maybe close to a year now.
And I feel like everyone thinks I'm a crazy
person, but now that Cosm is finally out in the world and people are seeing it for themselves.
I see it pop up on news reports and on social media and it's packed. It's sold out like crazy
constantly. You get it now, right? That was awesome. It's nuts. The best way you could
describe it is the sphere, but it's the sphere i
would say it's better than this it is smaller it's more compact and you know the sphere has fits like
what 16 000 people yeah you still feel like you're in an arena you're not like that close to it but
cause them you feel like you're inside of it and everything is just surrounding you yeah we were
there for the lakers first game of the season so we we were watching warm-ups, and the way it's set up
is you feel like you're sitting under the basket
while LeBron's taking dunk drills
five feet in front of your face. It's insane.
Yeah, and I also feel like it's just
built for baseball,
too. The way that it's shaped,
I think the best experience
so far I've had is baseball.
I got to watch a Dodgers-Mets
game there. Oh yeah, didn't they have a shot where you're behind home plate, right?
Yeah.
Like the entire time?
Crazy.
That would be sick.
You got the Pajas home run. I was showing people that. I was like, yo, this thing looks so cool.
But I mean, there's no bad seat in the house, right? I mean, you have the mini sphere as we
talked about. But then also throughout the entire complex complex there's so many screens and like there's a middle section i think it's the hall where there's no matter where you
look there's a different game on or there's a different look to the game that's currently going
on so it's just an all-around really great place to watch sports it's got to be awesome for like
college football yeah or just nfl like on nfl sundays it's got to be great yeah now do i got
you guys sold because it's like two minutes from your work. Is it
going to be your new hangout or what?
Nice little spot to catch a game, have
a beer. Like a souped up sports bar if you
don't make it into the dome to watch.
And that whole area too, it's like it's
on the brink of finally kicking off
and getting everything finished. So it's really nice to see
all this stuff coming together. And
Cosm is a great addition. We've done what?
Sinopolis events there. Now that Cosm is open great addition so we've done what Sinopolis events
there now the Cosm's open I think there's a couple restaurants opening yeah what's it called
Hollywood Park yep Hollywood Park dude a little heartbeat going now it's taking over and the World
Series is happening at Cosm this Friday I'm gonna go check out the game but I want to know do you
guys have any watch plans for the World Series on game one?
I think main plan for me is kick it at the house with some pizza and just watch it with the fam.
Roughly the same for me.
I mean, I would love to go somewhere.
But to be honest, I think it's just going to be hard to find a seat somewhere because it's going to be so packed.
And just kind of hanging out with family and friends to me sounds like a good time to watch this game.
I'm going to be very stressed out. I'm just happy that the schedule is what it is because it's
friday saturday monday tuesday wednesday friday saturday so it doesn't line up with any sunday
football for us where we have to watch while we're working except for like monday night monday night
football so it's i can actually devote my time and not worry about having to work and one eye
on my job and one eye on the game also Also, they really hooked it up with the parents and everything because no game on Halloween
night when you have to take the kids trick-or-treating.
Nice.
Well, that's going to bum somebody out.
Say hi, Julianne.
Julianne.
Hi.
Hello.
Hi.
Julianne doesn't want me here.
What is the trick-or-treating plans for you?
I'm not even too sure yet.
Probably just walk around my neighborhood, drink wine.
Oh. There we go. I usually have my, we throw a fire pit in the driveway. you? I'm not even too sure yet. Probably just walk around my neighborhood, drink wine.
I usually have my... We throw a fire pit in the driveway.
Okay.
Do you have any plans to watch the World Series
at all? No, not really.
Kevin's not into sports and I hate
that about him.
You just put that on the list of things you hate about him?
I know you love Kevin, but you always have a couple things here and there that annoy you.
Yeah, that's number 100.
We made it to 100.
But yeah, I'm stuck watching his sperm trophies.
Oh, wow.
I don't really have plans.
So if you guys want me to come over with my sperm trophies, I will come.
No, leave those at home with him if he's not into it.
Okay, now I will say this.
Okay, so Julianne, you're probably excluded from this part of what I was going to say.
I was just thinking about this, that it sucks that you guys don't work for the Woody Show anymore.
And I'll tell you why because after 10 years
i finally have like access to things involving sporting events and now all you guys work with
sports so you're never available for anything that i want to like invite you to yeah one of
the events that uh cosm is plugging coming up in a couple weeks is bills at 49ers sunday night football and i'm like sick i'll be across the street working yeah
we can easily go to that together i will say this i did just see a tweet for
cause i'm uh game one of the world series uh that dome area sold out in seven minutes yeah i did
if you look at the calendar like i took a look at the calendar
to try to find some stuff that maybe i could go to like some premier league things all sold out
everything sold out yeah it sucks i uh he's stuck with me now no sports i know it sucks yeah bread
doesn't want to go to any of that crap and it is such a busy weekend so like this weekend
it just in la in general when it comes to sports so So Friday, I'm going to hit Cosm for World Series.
Then I'm going to be a little bit late.
I'm going to Lakers at Crypto.
And then on Saturday, we have our Boo Ha Ha that we're going to be hanging out at.
And then on Sunday, I have Chargers versus Saints, right?
And none of you freaking fools can go to any of that stuff
because you have to work.
It sucks.
I hate it.
I mean, you didn't ask me, but I could be free.
With your thousand kids?
It's okay.
It's okay.
All right.
The big story is Friday night's going to be absolute hell on the freeways.
Yeah, but they always say that.
Carmageddon 3, blah, blah.
Thank you, man.
And then it's like empty.
Thank you, dude.
I love that they hype it up, though,
because when I do have to go out when they say it's going to be Carmageddon,
guess what?
It's great.
Yeah.
I have the freeway to myself.
Yeah, we need that.
Here's my thing.
Everybody's like tweeting and all the out-of-towners and all the transplants
are like, oh, this is why LA sucks.
It's like, oh, so much stuff happening on a Friday.
Well, one, it's happening on a Friday because you're in LA.
That's why you live in LA.
Two, it's traffic every day in L.A.
It took me an hour to get home yesterday.
Was there a World Series game?
No.
Was there a concert?
No.
It's L.A., dude.
Deal with it.
Three, feel free to leave
to levy the traffic for us
because it took me an hour and 45
to get back from Manhattan Beach yesterday.
Yeah, every time I type in
from where I live near Burbank
to Inglewood to go to Hollywood
Park to either work with Cosm or SoFi
or you know, Sinopolis
it's always hour and a half
it's that time of year, the 405
gridlock pictures during Christmas
and Thanksgiving, look at the 405
look at all the break lights
every year it happens
millions of people live here
I just want to
express that it sucks that you guys don't work with us anymore i mean i do miss you on a daily
basis but it's more selfish thing because i just want you guys to come with me to go do cool i will
say me and randy going to cause them with you it's been a while since we did something like that
and we forgot exactly what it is like going to something with with you and it's like meeting
all these people it's like oh hey i work head here i'm a head here i'm a developer here i'm this and there's handshakes and kissing babies everywhere
yeah like oh yeah this is the ceo of this company this is you know this person it was fun i did act
like cosm is my third home though right when i was giving you a tour he was standing in the doorway
as we got like checked in we scanned our little tickets and he stood there and welcomed us like it was an episode of MTV Cribs.
Hello and welcome.
It was super fun.
Another place that's right next door to you guys that I'm trying to make
my fourth home. I went last night.
If you have not checked it out on my
social media, go to
at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E because I really want to share
this experience with you.
Into a Dome dome the Clippers
oh my god that place is
sick I know it's been open for a while
but it's been only open for concerts
they had their first home game
last night the Clippers did invite me
because they heard me talk about it on
the radio and
dude I love the
face ID I know
you might be a little against it, Brett, but dude.
Oh, I'm out.
Check this out.
There is other options if you don't want to use your Face ID.
Good.
But dude, you walk right in, no line, through security.
Yeah.
And everything is cashless, right?
So everything is on your app.
So let's say you want to go to the merch store.
You just walk up to it.
It recognizes your face.
It opens the door.
Then you just start grabbing merch, and then you walk out.
You don't have to deal with any lines.
You don't have to deal with anybody inputting your stuff into the system.
The same with food.
You can just go up to any of the food vendors, and you're like,
okay, well, I want these chicken tenders.
You just grab them, and you walk off.
It is absolutely incredible. It was seamless, and I know there was a lot of flack probably night one because people
didn't really understand it and of course they don't read any directions but if you download
the intuit app ahead of time and just fill out all the information and not try to do it on site
because you walked up and you didn't read anything. Dude, you're just basically walking
around and doing whatever you want and you don't get stopped down for anything. It's incredible.
That was Steve Ballmer's big thing. When he had that big press conference about the stadium,
he said his biggest objective was to make sure that people aren't out of their seats for too
long. That's why there's 1,300 toilets in the entire stadium. He made that so seamless and
easy for everyone. It was like one toilet per 15 seats.
Yeah, it was crazy.
This place is so cool.
So check out Intuit.
Shout out to the Clippers.
Shout out to Steve Ballmer.
And you know what I also love is just a heads up because they said that, you know, you can charge your phone there.
You do have to bring a cable with you.
You don't just like
it's not wireless charging so you bring a um a usbc cable so if you want to charge your phone
make sure you what was um what was the wall like their clipper fan only college style section it
looked hyped on everything i saw on twitter and on tv the wall is cool because i didn't sit in
that section but um i had a clear view of it and they hook up
people that sit at the wall because the wall is supposed to be more like affordable seating
more of a college atmosphere but they're giving away like all kind of crazy merch multiple merch
they have a thing so kind of like the um what sofi has with their visuals you know the rounded
like oculus type thing uh they kind of have something
similar there and they said the storm is coming so everybody that sat in that section had like
ponchos that they put on and that was really cool and then everybody had their own t-shirts and
their own towels and stuff like that so they really hook up people in that section and yeah
after the game devin booker and kevin durant both talked about how they missed free throws because of all the craziness that was
happening on that end of the floor oh yeah because it's wild it is super wild look at my video at
menace m-e-n-a-c-e two other things i want to mention real quick though that was really cool
they had like these interactive buttons as well so like they had games on the screen that you can play along with during the downtime.
So that was super fun.
Oh, do you know what they did give out, though?
They gave out these compasses that you walked in.
And they're high-quality compasses for the opening night.
And it was really cool.
Yeah.
Part of their rebrand, they're really leaning into the boating and water features of a clipper.
I don't really know what the definition of a clipper is but it has yeah it's a ship yeah
the yankee clipper you hear about that yeah it involves like shipping and nautical stuff i did
notice in your instagram video you're wearing a pretty dope clippers jacket oh thank you yes
it's pretty awesome you're busting out some fancy jackets lately. That one, the movies one.
I know.
I can actually fit in my jackets again.
So that's why I started wearing them.
I wasn't going to really point this out.
And if you want to stop me, you can.
Yeah.
But a lot of people have been commenting that you're looking slim.
Slim down.
Slim menace is back.
I'm trying.
Me and Randy said that exact same thing when we were standing in line and we saw him on
the other side of the doors.
We're like, dude, menace is trimmed up.
I'm trying, dog. I'm trying trying there was a video a few months back there was a interview in studio and usually menace has a different spot for that and if you
look at that compared to today there's a it's wild there's a difference and it sucks because like
you know when you're fat you don't really realize how bad it is until you lose weight to be honest because like i
have you kind of have like this body dysmorphia type thing and you're like oh it's not that bad
like i have my employee of the month photo i sit next to it every single day and at that time that
photo was taken i'm like oh i'm not that bad and now i see it i'm like holy crap dude yeah it it's bad you know so um that's when you
notice and you look at old photos of yourself compared to right now and then you're like oh
crap crap what was i thinking what was i doing so yeah i do that with exhaustion and depression i
look at my face and i went wow i was i was so much happier livelier years ago what happened
what am i doing yeah you were never you were never like over the top though
overweight i would i wouldn't say uh yeah but i i don't know you could have lost some lbs which
you did and you look superb but i just i don't think that you were like oh god that guy's a
fat piece of crap yeah to me i didn't look at you thank you well you're a sweetheart julian but i
think i think the
internet would disagree with you well of course because the internet is a bunch of trolls i'm
your friend i'm telling you thank you you were never like that guy's extremely overweight he
really needs to lose weight you were never like that you were just like okay you know he can
afford to lose some lbs here and there but nothing too dramatic. Yeah. I don't think. They would have been sad this month
for your birthday month, man.
No food drops.
Zero at all.
Zero.
I am like starving.
Why?
It's different.
Why?
I just didn't really pursue it this time.
Didn't pursue it.
That's disappointing.
I mean, even though you're losing weight,
you can still eat.
Yeah.
I mean, I did get some spam
from mr grimace i don't know if you saw that it's on the woody show instagram story it'll probably
be gone by the time everybody hears this podcast but he sent me like 20 different spams so that's
good oh yeah that's that's how many tyler said he was he was gonna buy when we went to costco i know
but no i'll be real with you spam is fire is fire, dude. If you hate it, you're missing out.
Speak on it.
Spam is good.
Have you guys ever had like the spam little,
I don't know what they're called.
There's a word for them,
like spam sushi,
like it's roasted in.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
The Hawaiian style stuff.
It's on a little rice thing.
Yeah.
That is bomb.
It's lit.
So I have 20 different flavors
if you want to try
different spams with rices.
One other thing I wanted to add,
I did get all the boys here
that are big sports fans.
I did each get one of here that are big sports fans.
I did each get one of you one of the compasses.
So just in case you get lost at sea or if you're in the woods.
Or in case I get lost on the freeway during Traffa Carmageddon 3.
This is when you become a fan of a new team, a marquee moment, a new stadium, a full rebrand.
You get a cool gift. You don't just jump on right as they're about to win a world series this is yeah this is how it happens
that's a great point by eric this is a time for this is a chance for you to become a basketball
guy this is yeah right in your face here embrace the whippers the funny thing is is that i used to
be a fairly decent basketball guy and then the lakers signed lebron and ruined everything so
yeah okay
that eric and i eric and i were talking about it uh the other day about how like we just follow
so many sports that it's not that i mean me personally that i don't like basketball i just
can't i can't i can't it's hard to take on more sports games to watch you can't add it to the
rotation yeah for me it's a little deeper there's just so it's just basketball there's just so many
things the same thing with soccer there's so many things. The same thing with soccer. There's just so many things. I try, and then I watch it, and I'm like, okay, this kind of blows.
Oh, but the thing with basketball, it's constantly moving.
It's at least exciting.
I feel like I can't really get into it until the games mean a lot more
towards the end of the season.
Oh, oh, oh.
So when somebody's actually making it to the championship.
I have to see who's winning to attach myself to that.
Guys, now I care.
Now I'm into it.
Let's go.
Also, I feel like as far as the four major sports are concerned,
basketball players are easily the most, how do I say this very nicely?
Unlikable.
Yeah, that's a very good way of putting it.
Yeah, well, the thing is, yeah, the thing was, yeah.
I will add what sucks is that they jump around too much on teams nowadays.
I was joking around because last night I saw KD, who towers over everybody.
Yeah.
And I'm like, wait, he's on the Suns now?
Is this his 17th team?
Yeah.
It's not like it was in the 90s, where you could see a player and go, oh, he's with that team.
Yeah.
Like Jordan with the Bulls.
Yeah.
You're not going to see him anywhere else.
I think that's the other thing, too, is that in the 90s, there was defense.
There's hardly any defense anymore, and it's kind of boring.
The big thing I've seen now, though, is that now the big problem is the load management.
So guys will take games off, and as a fan, you'll spend upwards to a couple hundred bucks
to go see your favorite guy play, and then he's not playing.
It's so much to the point now that in Philadelphia,
I think the NBA is investigating what's going on there
because their big marquee center guy has basically said,
I'm never playing back-to-back games.
Yeah, literally, they don't play back-to-backs.
Joel Embiid and Paul George both missed the opener
when it's like, okay, you've got all offseason to ramp up.
They're like, yeah, well, they're just not ready yet.i leonard's a guy on the clippers who's always kind
of hurt yeah it's just it's yeah it's tough to get behind because it's like do they even really
care until it's you know i know january and february they're pulling a tyler they're like
see if they're winning or not yeah see just just like tyler but ty Tyler has committed himself, I will say that,
because he followed the Angels for so long and Otani
that he just didn't want to admit it that he's such an Otani fan
he jumped to the Dodgers.
He should have done it when he started at the beginning of the season.
That was his moment.
Instead, he bitched and moaned all season.
I know we've been over this.
We got him riled up again.
He should have taken that chance as, okay, F the Angels.
I'm with Otani. I'm an Otani fan.
I'll follow him. And it would have been more well-received
instead of F-ing the Dodgers,
F them, F you, they're bitches,
you're bitches, and then, oh, hey, a playoff
run. You know what? Let me go buy a jersey.
All of those interactions
occurred in the same season.
Six months, four or five months ago,
he was drunk at Dodger Stadium and hoping
they didn't make the playoffs.
My only response? I saw the light.
That's it, dude. That's my only response.
I saw the light during the playoffs.
Jesus came to me in a dream
and he looked like Otati.
Perhaps a being came back into your life and swayed you.
Let's don't beat a dead horse, a.k.a. Tyler.
Alright, so, some other important news.
How about some food news?
You guys want some food news real quick?
And I'm surprised this hasn't become a part of our group chat a little bit more,
but SpongeBob, all these different collabs that have been going on with food.
Yeah.
There is so many throughout Los Angeles and nationwide.
I'm just going to recap just quite a few of them, but there's way more.
So in the food news, the coolest thing that's happening, I think, is the SpongeBob
Krabby Patty collabs. Now, some here in L.A. are Randy's Donuts. They have theirs,
which is really cool. They have Morty's Good Burger. They have Boa Steakhouse. They have Fat
Sal's. They have Pioneer Chicken. And in the Bay Area and Los Angeles, Farmhouse Chicken Thai Cuisine.
Nationally, you have Prince Street Pizza and Wendy's and so many more.
Have you guys taken advantage of any of this stuff?
So I said, oh, no, when you first started with this.
And this is probably why it hasn't made it into the group chat, because I work with Randy on a daily basis. Yeah.
For about a week, he was bitching and moaning about an experience with this Krabby Patty meal at Wendy's.
Okay.
Yeah.
So it started off as a beautiful, sunny Saturday.
I was really excited.
A lot.
Okay, so I went to a local establishment to get me the Krabby Patty meal.
I was really excited.
I was locked in.
I had a full day scheduled out. We're going to get the Wendy's.
We're going to go to Target and do whatever the hell life throws at me.
So I go there.
I arrive at 1210.
Place my order at 1213.
I'm going to go ahead and let you guys guess when I got my meal.
I already know the answer, so I'm not saying it.
1253 p.m.
Stop it.
40 minutes I waited for this meal.
Wait, this is for like a burger combo?
For the burger combo, I waited 40 minutes and I checked multiple times with the lady at the cash register.
I was like, hey, by chance, have you gotten my meal ready yet?
She's like, oh, have you not gotten your food yet?
I'm like, lady, if I had gotten my food, you would have handed it to me.
Now, is it because they were just overwhelmed with orders,
or are they just, like, blowing you off?
No, dude, they're incompetent.
They don't know what the hell they're doing.
There was, like, six people in the goddamn restaurant.
That was it?
Yes, dude.
I was like, yo, where's my effing food?
Did you at least get your, I will say, your delicious pineapple frosties?
I was like, no, I haven't gotten those.
And she gave me those.
And then I waited another 25 minutes for my food. I'm easygoing. I don't, I don't complain. In fact,
I don't speak up a lot, rather probably not enough to be honest, but I was just standing there and
I'm like, look, I'm like, dude, don't be a dick. Don't be a jerk. Don't blow up. Don't be the guy
that loses his ish at a burger establishment because
they haven't given you your Krabby Patty burger because that's how you end up on Twitter and
being called a fat ass like six different ways.
So I'm like, yo, I'm like, hey, I was just curious, is my food ready yet?
And then the lady looks at me and she goes, well, I have to go check with the team in
the back.
I'm like, what do you mean?
I'm like, don't you guys have these things like on a conveyor belt or something you just throw it together it got to me okay let me ask
you one question now did you spicy nacho loves saying pulling a menace now i just stand right
there in their face and don't move like if i have i've seen this uh like a reservation and my
reservation isn't ready and it's the time of the reservation, I'm standing probably five inches from their face.
I've seen this.
This is usually when I'm around the corner.
Now, are you going back and sitting down and waiting?
Are you standing right there and looking at her?
Oh, no, brother.
I'm logged in at the counter.
It's me and the DoorDash guy.
Now, I think you're exaggerating on the time then.
I just don't believe you.
He has the receipt.
He sent us a picture of the receipt
when it was given to him and when it was ordered.
I took a photo of my watch with the food and the receipt with the time code.
In fact, they called my name and they're like, here's your meal.
And they gave me the wrong order.
I'm like, yo, this isn't even my order.
And at that point, I grabbed the bag.
I didn't toss it, but I slammed it on the counter.
I was like, this is not my order.
And then she handed it to me and was like I'd see ya so I do with any responsible
consumer would do and I filed a complaint on the corporate website
sitting that I as a as a dedicated and loyal consumer of your brand was deeply
disappointed to receive my food 40 minutes after I place the order I wrote
you know I really have to sell it
so you can't be like,
me and my girlfriend,
me and my spouse, lost most
of our day waiting for our food.
I'm deeply disappointed.
Dare I say heartbroken.
I wish I could read that email
in the corporate office on the other hand.
They're like, hey guys, check out this fat
ass crying.
A couple large pieces of crabby patty.
So then meals are going for him.
Did they respond?
Oh, yeah, of course they responded.
So it appears that the person in charge of that district and that part of California saw my message
and then forwarded it to the owner of the restaurant, contacted me directly and was like,
hey, we're so sorry about that.
In return, we'd like to offer you two Krabby Patty meals.
Let me know so I can then inform the manager on site.
Oh, yeah, the manager that you complained about?
Yeah, I ain't taking those.
Which is why I have not redeemed the offer,
because I'm like, yo, they're going to be like,
wait, wasn't this the dude that was waiting?
I don't know.
But anyways, i was really pissed
off like so over the course of a week randy would just stand up and he'd be like wendy's hasn't
replied to me yet we're about to start a show we're in a studio and he's like wendy's hasn't
got back to me yet and then i remember i was like oh when did you get back to me my response wow but
finally the guy got back to me so i'm what i'm what i'm doing here hold on here's this is what i would do this is what i would do i would i'll take whatever letter you
got or whatever coupon you got and i would go to a different location and play dumb and said
oh i thought i could redeem this anywhere that's what i would do to be honest yeah it has it has
the official uh email too i'd be like hey sorry um i thought i I get it plus to like when I got
my burger man I didn't have enough sauce ah yeah because the whole big thing is
like oh it's the sauce check out the sauce yeah I'm eating I mean you came
and taste them they're gonna give you a special which is why which is why I have
to redeem it it's kind of funny yeah I mean I was heartbroken I looking back
now I will admit. Yeah.
Now, Tyler, you said you had something on this?
It does give me flashbacks of my worst restaurant experience ever.
And I'm sure everybody has, like, one of these stories.
But I remember this was maybe, like, six, seven years ago.
I went to a Buffalo Wild Wings. Me and myves bb my girlfriend we went to go look at uh
we went to go look at christmas lights in long beach and we're like hey we're starving let's
go to buffalo wild wings after we walk in there's nobody in there there's literally one other person
eating at a table so we go to the bar section we go eat i order my food whatever and our waitress
is super nice super helpful so about five minutes after we get
in, a group of six people sits at a table that's about two tables down from us. And they're all
wearing black, like black suits, black dress and everything. And I'm thinking like, oh, they
probably just came from a funeral or something. Right. Yeah. So don't really think anything of
it. Okay. Don't really think anything of it. So me and me and my girlfriend are eating. And then
the general manager so the guy
who runs his buffalo wild wings comes over us and says hey listen they just had more people show up
for their party they need more room i'm going to ask you to pick up your food and move one table
over yeah and i looked at the dude and i'm like you know what i'm like i said i'm pretty sure
these people just came from funeral i'm not going be that guy yeah I'm just gonna go one table
over and I'm be okay about it okay so more of their party ends up showing up
the general manager comes back again as I am in the middle of eating and says I
need to pick up your food again and move tables again oh i wanted to flip out on this guy so badly it took it took
like over everything do you know how much energy it takes me to move and eat my food i was like
it's not just that like i understand like if i just have my drink or something yeah or if my
food had just got there i am literally mid-, like in the middle of eating. I have a chicken wing in my mouth, dude.
That guy could have lost a hand.
You know?
You ever see videos of Rottweilers
and like Rottweilers horses?
When you're trying to take the food away from the Rottweilers.
Dude, my
all-black Frenchie, Chimmy, sometimes
she'll growl if I get too close to her food.
Dude, so yeah.
I end up moving again. I'm livid at this point, dude, her food. Dude, so, yeah. Relax. I end up moving again.
I'm livid at this point, dude, because I'm like, dude, like, you're asking.
And, again, the restaurant was empty.
You couldn't have to move anywhere else.
Why are you at the deep booth?
You could have said no.
You could have said no.
I mean, I could have.
Julianne would have said no.
I could have.
I'm like, no, I'm here.
They can sit over there where it's completely empty.
Thanks, though.
Whatever.
So we end up leaving, and I told my girlfriend, like, look, look go to the car i'm just going to talk to the dude for a minute
hey look that wasn't cool that's messed up or he's like i'm sorry well let me make it up to you
gives me a coupon for a free like five piece wing yeah and i'm like i don't want it yeah and then
he's like no i insist you take it yeah i'm so pissed off we know you want that cuba dude
i'm so pissed off i ended up calling uh the the whoever like customer service yeah yeah customer
service the next day and the chick i talked to was absolutely mortified and she's like go to one of
these locations mention my name your entire bill is on me oh nice and i was like
okay cool well i brought some of my friends we dropped like 200 bucks yeah
yeah but like you should have just told that guy like look me moving the table is not gonna bring
that dead person back so they need to relax so i did i did i did i did do that i did do that
but i did one of those things where like
you ever seen it where people write like a message on the back of the receipt or something
yeah so i did that and i remember specifically calling him a bald-headed f wow on the back of
the receipt because i was sold out coupon then yeah dude i was like f you dude like i'm pissed
but but honestly working in the restaurant industry for so long
like they shouldn't ask that like yeah exactly especially when it's empty i know there yeah
you really shouldn't yeah i would love to continue this conversation but i have to wrap this up i
have to get back home a bunch of stuff going on of course super busy weekend the brew haha is
happening everybody from what's new Pot is going to be there.
Just go to thebrewhaha.com
and get all the information. It is a
beer fest, guys. Unlimited beer tasting
in the first couple hours of the
event, and then it finishes off
with bands like Lit and
Save Ferris. So much fun.
And because it is the Brew Ha Ha
Fest version, because it's Spooky Halloween,
you can come in costume.
If you want.
It is encouraged if you want to.
You don't have to, but if you want to, do so.
You can do it.
I'm doing it.
Are you guys all dressing up?
I am.
Yeah, I might.
I'm going to see.
I don't have time.
Well, I don't have time to go buy a new costume, so I'm going to see which costumes I have available.
But again, just real quick, just a reminder, if you can't make that party, the whole Woody Show crew, we're going to be at Morongo Casino November 1st.
And again, that might be game six.
So the plan is probably a watch party at Morongo Casino on their huge screen that they have at their sports bar.
And then just a big old after party, hopefully a victory party inside their ballroom with DJ Scotty Fox and Rome of Sublime with Rome.
He's going to be playing a ton of hits for you, and it's just going to be a good time.
Plus a bunch of giveaways for Alter Ego, Friendsgiving, that new Woody Show merch that says diet starts tomorrow.
So be there.
Morongo Casino.
Have a good time with us.
And I heard maybe something that involves Game 7.
Also, just another few quick reminders.
Tomorrow, the next day, November 2nd, which is a Saturday,
myself and Gina Grad are going to be with Best Friends Animal Society
outside of the Rose Bowl.
You don't have to show up there and go home with a pet, but you should.
But we will have a bunch of giveaways from 1 to 3 p.m.
right outside the entrance to
the Rose Bowl. Come hang out with us. And if you can't make that, Huntington Beach, I'll be there
November 14th from 3 to 5 p.m. at Wild Fork. Wild Fork is legit. Look them up. They have a ton of
locations all through Los Angeles and Orange County now. It is a new brand that's coming out
of Mexico. Basically, it's the spot where you go pick up
all your different meats for your grilling.
They have a bunch of different sides.
You're going to love, like, Julianne,
I think you would love this place.
And everything also super affordable.
I'm telling you, look up Wild Fork.
It rules.
Shout out to our friend Joe Coy right now
on the Woody Show.
We're giving away tickets to go hang out with us
in Las Vegas at Joe Coy's show at T-Mobile Arena on November 8th.
We're going to do a meet and greet with him.
It's awesome.
If you listen to us on our Las Vegas station, 93.1 The Mountain, we're also giving away tickets to that show.
So make sure you tune in for that.
Shout out to our friend Gabriel Iglesias, a.k.a. Fluffy.
Go see where he's performing.
Go to fluffyguy.com. Shout out to our friends Matt and Kim. They are auffy. Go see where he's performing. Go to fluffyguy.com.
Shout out to our friends, Matt and Kim. They are a band. Stream their music where you find music.
Shout out to our friend, Sex With Emily. Just go to sexwithemily.com. Listen to her podcast.
Follow her at sexwithemily. And it is getting cold, guys. I'm bundling up with my blankets,
Blankets by Tracy. Just go to blanketsbytracy.com or search blankets by tracy
on google and get yourself a blanket because you're gonna want to bundle up it is getting
way too cold and then what do you get skinnier allegedly you're cold all the time because i
found that out i'm freezing freezing guys nothing no such thing it's a good thing yeah i'm not i'm
not running hot these days so so I need a blanket.
But what's happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique?
Brand new necklaces and pendants are coming to ShastaJeansBoutique.com with two O's because it's spooky.
So you can find new bat stone bracelets and necklaces, dragon head necklaces, and I think there's some owl ones coming as well.
So ShastaJeansBoutique.com with two O's because it's because spooky or hit the link in my link tree at saint fort on instagram
nice oh also big shout out to everybody that has been saying so many kind things about our podcast
online like it's almost daily now on how much they say they love what's new pod so awesome thank you
so much for all the support please rate and review this podcast and make sure to listen to the
mothership the woody show money through friday on the iheart radio app just search
the woody show brett do you have anything to say before we leave uh yeah for my own personal food
news just quick shout out to if you guys missed the mcdonald pails shout out to duncan because
they have the munchkin bucket it's old school duncan donuts with old school monkuts with old school McDonald's style bucket for Halloween.
It was dope.
And shout out to our friends at PBR because they brought back Colt 45.
Oh, nice.
Heck yeah.
And I found it at the beautiful Walmart next to the Lazy Dog we went to in Downey.
Oh.
Yeah, so it's very nice.
Nice.
Not Costco, huh?
Yeah.
Shocker.
They only had it at Walmart, so I had to go there.
I'm waiting for my next Costcoco experience standby yeah also um oh you brought up duncan they're doing you know their
halloween stuff right now that's why they have the bucket right and it's all ube so shout out to ube
i look like a genius once again because about i would say six seven months ago i was with these
people that work in the restaurant
industry. And we're talking about new food inventions. And I was like, guys, you got to go
Ube. Ube is going to be the next thing for mainstream restaurants. I know there's so many
different places that have Ube options, but for your chain restaurants, Ube is going to be
embraced. And we know one place has always embraced it, that would be jolly b but i'm talking about like throughout the country where people in middle america would know
what ube is so ube is taking over i called it thank you once again i look like a crazy person
and now i'm validated i love it go get that in your munchkin bucket yeah for real eric do you
have anything to say before we leave go dodgers go dodgers i can't say it yeah okay
cool julianne you have anything to say before we leave uh yes i almost got locked out of my house
the other day i almost had a panic attack i have a wise camera uh our system set up in my house so
i have like where you like input a code yeah into your house okay so i was coming home from the
grocery store both babies were screaming
crying at the top of their lungs i'm like all right all right i'm gonna we're getting inside
i'm gonna feed you right now and then the stupid thing wasn't connected and i thought it was
but yeah it was actually the battery had ran low and usually it beeps at me to let me know when i
need to change it and it didn't do that because it was the outside keypad so I was locked outside shaking
because I was so frustrated calling Kevin what are you getting home I can't get inside I have
to break the window I don't know what to do well luckily smart Julianne had put a spare key in my
car and so I was able to get inside the house but let me tell you that was the worst moment in my
life like I didn't know
what i was gonna do so i opened up a bottle of wine and i felt better but it's rare when those
words are put together but in this instance it called for that so yeah damn that's awesome i love
it all right randy you have anything to say before we leave?
Randy had to step away.
He had an important call, and I believe it could be with Wendy's right now.
I'm just saying right now.
I think it's Wendy's actually calling him to apologize. Oh, probably.
He said it's very important.
What else could it be about?
All right.
Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave?
On that note, if your local food establishment gives you bad service,
please make sure to email the owner of said establishment and they will give you free stuff.
Just to keep that as a reminder.
And other than that, hopefully me getting a new car this weekend will go very smoothly.
Nice.
I love it.
Very happy for you.
All right.
And go Dodgers.
Go.
All right.
Well, I guess we'll see you next week. What's new? What's new with Menace?