What's New Podcast - Road Trip Update, Sports, Gaming Chairs Drama, Missing Eyebrows and more!

Episode Date: July 23, 2020

On this episode of the Whats New Pod we cover Road Trip Update, Sports, Gaming Chairs Drama, Missing Eyebrows and more!

What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Borch, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has a Robin to his Batman and that would be Nick Soundwave, a.k.a. Eric. Robin. Add it to the list. We have Randy, who's a radio DJ himself and he works on the Woody Show Morning Show. Robin to his Batman and that would be Nick sound wave aka Eric Robin we have Randy who's a radio DJ himself he works on the woody show morning show plus we

have a very special guest his name is Tyler what is up Tyler how you guys how y'all doing well we just got to get into it it was a big topic on our last podcast where Tyler hit us up last minute and said you know what guys I'm gonna drive across the country from Los Angeles to New York City. And I'm going to leave on Thursday morning, get there on Sunday. And on Sunday, I'm going to fly back to Los Angeles and not spend any time in New York City. So we want to get into what happened. How was it?

And Tyler, you know, it, it was a lot of fun. The driving, the first two days especially, the driving was tough because we did 15 hours from L.A. to Denver and then 14 and a half hours from Denver to Indianapolis. So the first two days were really rough driving-wise. But it was nice because Colorado may have jumped to the top of my list as far as states to move to. It is so absolutely beautiful. So we take I-70 through Colorado and the highway runs parallel with the Colorado River.

So when the highway turns, the river turns and so forth. Just the entire way through. Absolutely beautiful. Yeah, let's fast forward to when you get to philadelphia and you send a video you send a video of yourself running up the rocky steps and yeah i will tell you this a little lackluster a little you know a little lucky i didn't realize until after i left that once i got to the top of the steps i completely forgot the most iconic part of the movie which is throwing both your hands up in the fist over your head.

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it was just the long drive. I don't know, man. Or you're a dumbass. Okay. So when you took a picture next to the statue that was doing the exact pose you forgot to do,

it didn't pop into your head? Yeah, that's my bad. That's on me. That's on me. Let's go back to the video for a second. It's at tailg your head? Yeah, that's my bad. That's on me. Let's go back to the video for a second. It's at tailgatersports on Instagram, at tailgatersports on Instagram. And what I love is, okay, a little slow going up the steps, but once you get up to the steps, you look back at the camera like, hey, did you get it?

How do you forget the most iconic part of like one of the most iconic sports movies ever and for you to mr like i'm a sports buff i'm sit and just sit on my ass and watch tv all the time i i will agree with that yeah we give him a chance we throw him a bone hey dude this is an opportunity something really cool throw it on instagram get you some love and you totally face planted on it dude know. I would at least edit out the part of me looking back at the camera immediately after I was done. The weird half glance back, like, did I do

good? It's like one of those awkward moments when you see in videos, like in the beginning when you hear someone go, go. You know? It's like, you didn't edit that part out. You didn't watch the video again. My thing is, it's at Tailgater Sports on Instagram out. You didn't watch the video again. Like, my thing is, it's that basically. It's at Tailgater Sports on Instagram.

Yeah, guys, go check it out and listen to the recent podcast. But it's like he took the video and then did he not watch it again? Did he just send it to us? Let's move on. Hold on. Get to New York City. Real quick. We can't leave Philly yet.

We cannot leave Philly yet. We can't leave Philly. Because, so, we're talking to him about his trip right all right we we roast them and then we try the same thing we're trying to transition to new york his next stop on his on his trip and we're like wait a minute yeah tyler you haven't mentioned or even posted or you know you being you know a heavyset dude are you being mr like travels or whatever you didn't talk or mention any kind of Philly cheesesteak talk. And I'm like, did you have a Philly cheesesteak while you were in Philadelphia?

I did not. What? Oh, my God. Dude. Come on, man. Even if you're driving through Philly, you pull over and get a cheesesteak in Philly. Again, this goes back to his priorities were not in the right place. I'm like, dude, everybody's running on your time. You're the one driving, dude.

What the hell? Even if you're driving through Philly, dude, you take a pit stop. You make one stop. You can get one at a gas station. I will say this. I will say this. I have been to Philly before, and I had a cheesesteak there before, so the cheesesteak wasn't super high up on my list.

I've been to Disneyland already one time, guys. I'm going to skip Matterhorn for the rest of my life. Yeah, you really don't know where to go on that. I've been there. I went to Chicago once. I don't think I want Lou Malnati's ever again for the rest of my life. Wow. Damn.

Tyler, I didn't even know about that part. Yeah, I screwed up on that part. Tyler, how do you- I screwed up in Philly. Yeah, bro. Here's my thing. I honestly do not care about what other people think of me. That's why a lot of the stuff like, okay, yeah, it looks stupid or looks dumb, but I just don't care.

I'm a cool guy. Don't spin this on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You don't care what other people think of you. The whole point of this was you need to get something out of this. You need to do something for you.

Whether you like Philly cheesesteaks or not, you were going to do stuff because you want to see the country. Man, I got my dreams to drive across country to see all the states, to see every stadium in the world. How many stadiums did you see, Tyler? Huh? I saw a little handful, yeah, but I mean, we're driving. I couldn't really take a picture. I saw a little handful. Hold on. Okay, let's

move on to New York before I don't want Tyler to cry. I'm fine. I'm good to go i'm good so you leave philly so we go to new york city yeah for the very first time new york city that was cool um gonna throw this out there immediately everybody thinks that la drivers are the absolute worst no new york city takes the cake it's not even close people over there when they drive especially in the city they do not give a damn if there when they drive especially in the city they do not give a damn if they are inches away from hitting your car they don't give a damn if

they're inches away from taking your life by hitting you on the side of the road they just do not care so that part was interesting to watch yeah i mean everyone's everyone's always got somewhere to go so it's interesting so i will say this we get to new york city yeah the original plan you were only going to be in new york for six hours before you flew right back to Los Angeles So we got to our original destination and I immediately agreed with you guys and I told myself this is a stupid idea I'm gonna change my flight to the next day now Randy brought up a good point because I told I told you guys about this And Randy said I don't understand why you don't stay longer Randy as much as I would like said i don't understand why you don't stay longer randy as much as i would like

to i don't have stayed longer type of money yes i am gathering unemployment while i'm furloughed but a lot of that is going to debt you got to remember that for this trip the hotels were paid for the gas was paid for all the stuff that had to be done to the car in order to you know like refill it with oil and all that stuff all that was paid for the only thing i paid for was my food if i had to have paid for the gas in the hotel on top of that probably wouldn't have been able to go i saw like a lot of most of the touristy stuff that was there went to rockefeller plaza saw radio city music hall you know did like a lot of the big stuff that was there but like i'd love to go back when it's open so i could actually walk in and see everything that there is to see that's that was the only downside it's one of the greatest cities in the world and i agree with you

you got to go back when everything is opened up yeah and i do plan on going back um sooner than later because i want to do this before i obviously have kids because that obviously throws every oh you're gonna have kids cool you couldn't even afford an extra date, Tyler. Did not say that. Did not say that. Don't put words in my mouth. I did not say that. You do that yourself.

Manage permission to pop off now. I've been hearing rumblings, though. There's been a lot of issues since you've been back, and I want to know what the drama is. What is happening? I hear that everybody wants to unleash on you, and I don't know why what is going on randy eric and board my beef is the scheduling snafus this dude is unleashed on this group of

podcasts the last three what three days or four however many days it's been let's just say over over a week yeah over a week we had to reschedule the last episode of what's new this podcast because we he was leaving the day before because he has to go on this trip whatever okay damn that sucks it is what it is and he comes home we're scheduled to do tailgater on a normal day yeah raft 10 hey guys can we do it tomorrow because i gotta go get tested for covid because my family has quarantined me in my room until i get tested so i'm like crap okay so we squeeze in recording right yeah yeah delayed by the way hours delayed yeah hours delayed uh-huh then come to find out he messed up the day the covid test was the next day so on top on top of us already being here having the stuff ready and then i had a plumber coming over later that day

so i had to mix all that up together ended up just dousing my sink in drano which by the way shout out to drano um yeah and yeah and it was just one of those things where we come to find out later he got the day wrong so it's like bro we're moving this is those things where we come to find out later, he got the day wrong. So it's like, bro, we're moving. This is like three times we have to move it for this king of podcasts because the time just doesn't feel suitable for him and his schedule. Do you know what's crazy is like everybody else on the podcast is like constantly working and having meetings.

And then we're shifting all of our stuff around for Tyler. Every time I call Tyler, he's playing FIFA or doing something like that. For real. Yeah. We move this recording up 30 minutes. We call him on speaker. Hey, what's up, Brandy? Nothing.

What are you doing? We're going to record early, okay? He's like, yeah, I'm in the middle of a FIFA game right now. Like, all right, sick, man. Shut up, really? And then Tyler tries to spin the whole sympathy card thing that he's stuck in his room. Oh, my bro. Because Tyler lives with like 500 people.

I don't understand why him going across the country with one other person in a car the entire time, not going into like any areas that have large crowds where he has to be quarantined when everybody else is leaving the house constantly. Again, tailgatersports.com. Listen to it. Follow it. Watch that video of Tyler. There's some breaking news as we're recording this podcast

that the Washington Redskins will be called the Washington football team. Yeah, that's bad. That is horrible, right? Why? There's so many names. To offer some clarification, they are calling themselves the Washington football team until they get the copyright, the trademark,

all that stuff for their new name settled. So it's only a temporary name, but it's still pretty bad. It should just be Washington. Why is my whole news feed saying that's the official name? No, they haven't. It's for the season. It's for the season. They're saying they're still going to go through the process

of not rushing into a name, basically. So, yeah, I mean, I think it's all marketing. They're going're saying they're still going to go through like the process of um not rushing into a name basically so yeah i mean i think it's all marketing they're gonna sell some jerseys without logos and then they'll resell more jerseys with the new logo you know next season stuff like that but it's it's borderline washington football club ish yeah you know what it might be too um i wouldn't be surprised because one of the big news headlines that uh we talked about was the fact that that dude in virginia basically had the copyright trademarks had the trademarks for everything so maybe I don't know maybe some of them expire in a year or maybe he just doesn't want to sell them for the price that they want at so maybe they're trying to wait out or see if he caves I mean I don't know they said that the they said the name

that they wanted were in one of the trademarks so I too was a bit confused because I don't I don't know are they just having it for right now or are they playing the entire 2020 season it'll probably be this season and then they might do an unveiling because, dude, that's all super rushed. They said they were going to change the name, what, a week and a half ago? Yeah. And they're going to squeeze in an unveiling and a new logo design and a new

branding in, what, three months? That's so crazy. Yeah, there's no way. I'm sure you guys will talk about it more, but also in big sports news today, the Kraken. Release the Kraken! Brand new hockey team in Seattle. Real quick, what do you

guys think about that? The name, the Kraken. I mean, I don't really care too much for the name. It's cool. It could have been anything. I would have been excited for Seattle. I just like the idea of having another team in the Western Conference. Yeah, I mean, I like it. The jerseys are nice. The color scheme's nice. It's not really generic.

I mean, they're obviously playing off the Pacific Northwest stuff, but I mean, I dig it. That's a really crappy logo. I'm sorry. I'm not a sports guy. I just looked at it. I'm like, couldn't you at least put a Kraken on it or something? It looks janky, man. Do something fun with it. Yeah, but if you put the

Kraken logo, then you have like a hydro logo that's fine it's hockey it's supposed to be fun it's supposed to have cool logos and stuff not just a random s i mean that's like a baseball hat no offense to baseball hats but it's like come on do something more with it it's a hockey jersey eric and i were excited or we weren't excited well i guess we say excited that it was the least one kraken versus come on randy commit some other like eco-friendly names we're going to go with because the arena. Eric, what's the arena called? Yeah.

Is that the Green Arena? Climate Change. It's like Climate Change Arena. It's owned by Amazon. Yeah. It's like 100% powered by eco-friendly stuff. I can't wait for the power to go out on that. Because, dude.

Seattle Storm. Because the Outside Lands Music Festival, they tried to do that with all solar stuff. And, you know, it's San Francisco and there's a lot of fog and overcast. And I remember, I think it was like Radiohead was playing and the power just goes out because they didn't generate enough power for the day. But again, you'll cover all this stuff on tailgatersports.com. I was looking at my Instagram today and I was looking at the feed and I go, Oh, I forgot.

I follow that person. And I wanted to ask everybody on the podcast, who is the most random person you follow on Instagram or Twitter or Facebook? Who do you think it is? And I'll share mine first, which inspired this question. The person that I follow is carrot top. Really? I follow carrot top on Instagram and I'll tell you why. It is so fascinating. Okay. So Carrot Top is insanely rich and he has like all this

weird random stuff that always pops up. He's always in these weird situations and I follow him too because I know people that have gone to see him and said it's an extremely good time. He's giving out shots to everybody in the crowd. He's just making sure everybody's having fun. A lot of people that I respect in comedy, they love Carrot Top. They think he's the greatest guy, and I think it's a super fun follow. Carrot Top, that's actually surprising to me. I know it's cool to hate on caretop you know the general public loves to hate on him i don't know it's like okay if daniel tosh thinks he's awesome i love daniel tosh maybe i should follow him and see what's going on i don't know i'm fascinated by it okay all right

i mean you can't really argue about that if it's entertaining it's entertaining right i know you guys are in shock so i'm just gonna move on Eric, who is the most random person you think you follow? An account called BabyDunkUSA, and it's just like little kids. It's younger kids playing basketball in Harlem on lower nets so they can actually dunk. Yeah, it's called BabyDunkUSA. It's like kids playing basketball, but the nets are lower so they can actually dunk and stuff. So it's like these middle schoolers just straight up windmill dunking on each other. Kids from Harlem and Queens and the boroughs and stuff just going off on each other at the local YMCA. And I bet they're still better than Randy and Tyler.

Oh, dude. These kids are so good for sure. They would dunk on them for sure. All right, Randy. So I love pancakes. Pancakes are my favorite food in the entire world. We know this. So this is one of those follows that I did a while back,

and I forgot that I followed him. And it turns out the guy, he's the person who owns it. He's a really nice guy. He's a Woody Show listener. His name is Pancake Guru. And so Pancake Guru is always posting pictures of pancakes he makes. And I think that you can't see it right now, but if you go to his account. So it's not one of those pancake artists where they make, I don't know, Disney characters

and stuff out of the pancakes. No, no, no. It's just straight up pancakes? Oh, damn. No, no, no. They're just straight up pancakes. No, they're just... Like protein pancakes for the...

I'm looking at... It's literally a stack of pancakes with something, like with a scenery background. And it's so beautiful. All right. Like this one right here. It's so beautiful. And you can see this picture at Pancake Guru on but in the back it's a it's a tub of iso 100 uh whey protein but it's cocoa pebbles and so he made the stack of pancakes about let's

say like i don't know seven pancakes topped it with chocolate and cocoa pebbles and he just he makes these cool recipes these contraptions of pancakes so i love it did you like do you see these and just forget that you're following him? You're just like, oh, pancakes. You forgot it was an actual full account? Think about it, though. The majority of people on Instagram follow more than 500 people. You can't possibly keep in touch with 500 people simultaneously. So eventually, you're going to follow someone,

and they're just going to kind of fall through the cracks and you're going to forget that you follow them. I feel like Tyler is on this page right now just drooling over the pancakes. I may have been looking at it. I may have also been looking at the Baby Dunks USA account. Oh, yeah. Baby Dunks, right? But yeah, shout out to Pancake Guru. Dude, the Baby Dunks account still sounds fire.

I got to check that out as well right after this. So the other day I was in my home studio where I'm at right now. Half of the people on this podcast right now are back at our other studio. And I was installing an Apple TV with a little screen because when I watch something on TV and I think it's a piece of audio that's funny, it's such a hassle to try to pull that audio. So I was installing this. So if I see something, I can hit record and I can pull it up and record the audio real quick and then have it available for the show as I'm installing it I'm standing on a chair and

I finished installing it and I tried to get off the chair and I just ate it super hard like I have bruises all over my uh my arms and my hip my I've been in pain this entire time like my the side of my hip is still all swollen from that and i was thinking i was like oh man i gotta get a new chair and i saw that um on the verge my favorite website that logitech they just came out with a brand new chair randy has been trying to get a chair sponsor for like two years. A gaming chair sponsor. I've been laughed at. He has hurt us because of this.

Deeply hurt us. Look, there's sponsors that I never give up on, but we've heard about gaming chairs for I don't know how long. Is there a dream gaming chair for you, Randy? Well. Because this Logitech one, I think it's super dope. It's $1,500 though. Yeah, I know. I was talking to a-

Is that how much they usually go for? No, not even close. Typically, the higher-end ones. I mean, you have your Herman Miller chairs, which we're lucky enough to have here around the building. Those are really expensive. But the ones like the high upper tier, upper echelon gaming chairs, looking about upwards of $600, $700.

I mentioned one to ravey once and she bought one so every once in a while when i want to feel what it's like to be at the pinnacle of the mountain i go sit on her uh game of thrones chair but i'm stuck with some you know some rinky rinky dinky old chair but i've tried lord knows i've tried to get that sponsor but you know hey i guess no one plays video games so what are you gonna do i was looking at him i i love logitech because logitech is from my hometown, Newark, California. So I'd love to get their products as much as I can, but $1,500, I'm not going to do it. So Randy, you need to go back and bug people to try to get that chair sponsor again.

Look, man, it's obvious that everyone just games and uses their computer standing up. No one sits down. It's okay. It's fine. Menace, do you need – It's a known fact now. I'm a normal person. I can sit in regular chairs and play video games.

Yeah, but I mean, if you need a decent chair... I've also seen some people, like some wrestlers will post. A lot of wrestlers are Twitching right now. They're Twitch streaming different games. So they're getting chairs. I wonder how. They're wrestlers. They're actually tagging the company.

So every single time I see a tag I keep trying to at Randy and at like his podcast to see maybe it'll go that way maybe I'll try a couple a couple different routes DX Racer seen it

Steel Series seen it Alien Lab seen it Logitech seen it and just get Tyler a chair before Randy

I think he needs it more than I do okay we know Menace Menace doesn't game. He's more of a casual gamer if he has a system up and running, but he does have a home studio with tons of screens and a dope-ass setup that needs a dope-ass chair. I game more on the casual, but I'll game on my Nintendo DS, my Xbox, my 360, my Nintendos, whatever. There you go.

That's all five people can use chairs i can't pull the curtain back anymore but i just want to say that the gaming chair also has led to destroying my life for i don't know the past half a year what uh with randy pursuing this sponsorship so i just want to say i want to get it over with i'm going to help you randy so we can just move forward wait randy i have an idea why don't you just make a video as for a reason like why you would need a new chair now i'm just thinking i want to see that video i want to see that video maybe i'll write them a nice letter like hey oh it's a generous gaming chair company i sure would like a chair that'd

be swell okay okay you know what fine because you what? Your job is going so well for you. So you keep doing what you're doing because obviously you're succeeding. Who's the one locked in his bedroom right now, Tyler? Okay. And you know what? I still have a chair that leans all the way back. Who's the one that's almost 30? Shut up, dog.

Okay. What does that have to do with anything right now? Wow. Randy's job is technically your job right now. Wow. Geez. All right. Let's stay on the game. Let's stay on the gaming tip real quick.

Randy has a gaming podcast. It's called I Call Next. That's at I Call Next. You can get it at ICallNextPodcast.com. And I saw, I commented on I Call Next on Instagram with the What's New podcast.com and um i saw i i commented on i call next on instagram with the what's new podcast and you guys were posting about fifa and i said this is going here i said are you ready to get crushed again or smashed on again because another game has been played between my future brother-in-law and this time against Randy. Here we go. And what was the score?

1-0. It was a neck-and-neck game. It was close. He barely beat me. The goal he scored on me, so infuriating, my defense slipped up and he barely had a little window and he scored on me, but it was a close game. He has won

every game against you guys. Tyler has lost two games. Tyler wants to play with FIFA. I don't know about that. These guys are... Randy started it. It was the Bay versus LA and the Bay is up

to nothing. Now Eric's going to get all like, these guys aren't LA. What are your thoughts on that, Eric? You can't be from LA if you like the Ducks. Yeah, you can't. You got one guy who likes the Ducks, one guy who likes the Angels, both repping LA for some reason. Makes no

sense. And then you guys are making him look bad at the same time. And now you're sending like a child will that, yeah, like constantly, come on, man. I'm Eric. Okay. No, but little bit yeah like constantly come on man i'm eric okay no but i he uh his name is sal sal's really good at games i understand why eric gets mad at me because i'm a i'm a ducks fan his i probably say he's one of his most passionate loves is the kings and then tyler's an angels fan so it's kind of like scattered all over the place and tyler's if you listen to a tailgater

podcast the first thing eric says is we have r, who is a Ducks fan and a Dodgers fan. I'm surrounded by Tweedledee and Tweedledum on this damn podcast, guys. A Ducks fan and a Dodgers fan and an Angels fan and a Kings fan. It's like the damn thing's upside down on its head from the get-go. It makes no sense. Well, Eric, I just want to let you know that they're really repping LA for you on that video game system. In Eric's world, since we're not LA fans,

we can't be disrespecting LA. Eric's just mad at nothing. Then there was another post that came in from your co-host of your podcast, Peach, who's a giant man. What is he, 6'9"? Or something like that? Yeah, massive dude. He said that he was calling out something.

You guys haven't responded. I don't know what he was talking about. Do you know what he was talking about? He really desperately wants to play Sal in NBA 2K because... Set it up then. Are you afraid that he's going to lose too? No, no, no. Peach is very good at 2K.

He destroys me all the time. Peach is really good. Don't set the bar me all the time. Peach is really good. Don't set the bar too high, man. That's really low there, man. Yeah, no, but Peach is actually really good at basketball, primarily because that's his favorite sport, and so that's all he would play. Typically, people who are really into 2K are really into 2K.

Like, it's, you're not very, you know, you don't. You're not a casual player. No, you're not a casual player. If you do the My Park thing, if you're doing 2K, you're all the way into it. And so I myself don't consider myself a good 2K player by any means, but he's pretty

damn good. So do you want to add Peach to the mix to be a part of your team to try to beat this guy? No, he's in Seal Beach. Oh my god, can we get one guy in the LA County freaking quarters? What, damn Eric, you've got Oh my God. Can we get one guy in the LA County freaking quarters? What? There, Eric.

You've got an Xbox. I'm not stupid though. I'm talking crap when I know I'll probably lose in a video game. I didn't know I was going to lose. That's the point

of talking crap. Look, if he wants to play a shooter game or wrestling from the N64, I'm down. I'll take him on. There you go. Play Brett.

All right. Well, set that up. All right. All right. I'll figure it out. Other video game news. It today that xbox is probably going to come out in november so that's exciting yes i'm so excited so everybody starts saving their money what was the price point idea on how much that's going to be um it's typically the same across the board looking around 500

maybe maybe a little bit higher than that and uh if that's the thing though i've been i've been telling people it's kind of silly because all these companies are still releasing brand new games and it's like we're in the middle of pandemic unemployment's at an all-time high and new consoles on the way and yet games are being released and console prices keep going higher and higher and higher so i if well they don't care about that i know i know i know that's that's the thing though but you're still gonna buy it but the average consumer that that's a that's a thing you know it's like oh i can't afford it and that always leads back to the argument of why would i buy consoles when i can just play pc but if you're looking at the console the safe guess would be

at least 500 bucks and up you know if that second stimulus check comes out you know where all the money's going oh yeah for sure into microsoft and sony hands down not even close another thing should i be spending my money on e-bikes are you guys getting all these ads about e-bikes or did i just click on one and now there's like a thousand ads for e-bikes like i see them constantly there's so many different companies that make them so like what what are the e-bikes is that the ones where like you sit and like there's a screen that takes you to different virtual places or what no no e-bike is a electric bicycle oh okay i'm telling you there's 900 different companies that make these things and i constantly get them in my feed i think i did click on one but some of them look like off-road bikes some of them look like 10 speeds that's dope

some of them just look like regular bikes some look look like cruisers. And I was wondering, is everybody else seeing this? Or again, probably I just clicked on something, but not even the ads. I'm on techcrunch.com and I click on something and it says this e-bike company just got funded for $25 million. I go, is everybody buying e-bikes because they don't want to exercise? Or I don't know. I think they're just trying to invest, like trying to catch the wave before it goes off because I mean, people will call it stupid now. Great example, if you listen to the Woody show, Menace Seabass got

into a passionate discussion with the rest of the show regarding how Elon Musk wants to have that weird apparatus thing in your head. It sounds crazy now, but five years down the line, that might be the normality. That might be the in thing. So maybe they're just trying to catch the wave before it becomes you know super mega or maybe they're trying to make it trendy because the electric scooters are dead like no one no one cares about

those anymore those are gone no one they're people get messed up on those things too yeah and then also with covid i mean people don't want to share scooters you know or they don't want to touch public stuff so i guess people just wind up their own it's that too and like i mentioned earlier with being new york city pretty much dead in the middle of covid a lot of these electric scooters are in the middle of the city no one's going to the city with covid around i'm going to switch up the subject real quick because today was an epic day and i i really want to get to it i was going to get to it earlier but we talked about sports today was awesome and i just really want to say thank you to Randy, because what you would do for money was amazing today. And you losing your eyebrows. I'm sitting right

under bugged off of his face there, the damn strips that were used to rip them off. Yeah. They're sitting literally five inches from me. It looks like little caterpillars. Yeah. It looks like little hair caterpillars on the desk next to me. If you don't know, what will Randy do for money is a segment on the Woody show. And today it was $200 that was offered on the table for Randy to just pretty much take off his eyebrows. And there's video of it on our Instagram at the Woody show on Instagram. And you've yet to go home yet and I really need you to record your reaction from your mom. Has she gotten a heads up yet? Because the video is up online. Again, if you

want to see it, go to youtube.com slash the Woody Show or at the Woody Show on Instagram. She's blocked from the Woody Show account. I forgot what it is we did. Either I went somewhere or it might have been the spicy ramen challenge I did for Brett. Yeah.

And I might have just blocked her on that day so she didn't see. I don't remember what it is I did. I don't think it was that one. I think it definitely had to do, it was definitely something else you did in studio, I remember. You think so? I forgot what it was. She doesn't really come up too often, but Randy has a sister, and I'm surprised your sister

wouldn't rat you out on this kind of stuff. Oh, she's blocked, too. She's blocked into oblivion. Oh, yeah. The problem is because she's in high school. High schoolers are stupid, so they're really weird with their social media. They change their name every other day.

They're private. They're not private. They throw in underscores, period marks. This is a nightmare, dude. Horrible Instagram stuff, dude. It it is the worst we hated each other for a while because of that stuff yeah oh yeah oh yeah but uh yeah i was i was able to wrangle her account down back when she had a like an easy name to put down and i blocked her yeah so what are your thoughts on not having eyebrows i mean if there's any time to not have eyebrows, it's probably now when you're not supposed to be going outside, I suppose. I do think if I had the option as far as money goes, I probably would have asked for more.

Yeah. But I mean, my leverage wasn't too good. And compared to my other options, this is the 200 that we decided on was randy was gonna eat a taco that i chewed up in my mouth and then spit onto a new tortilla and he was gonna eat that for a hundred dollars and then randy said you know what i don't want to do that because of covet even though i've been tested and said i'll do the eyebrow thing and i was thinking dude you're effing crazy i'd rather just eat the taco, throw it up, and have it over with. But to rock no eyebrows for I don't know how long is insane for $200.

Well, it's a good thing I have these massive sunglasses on now. And I'm going to keep them on until I grow back so no one will ever know how my eyebrows are. Yeah, those sunglasses are dope. What's the name of those again? Pit Viper. Shout out to Pit Viper. Awesome shades. Asami wants to get some.

They're really cool. They're very 80s. I like them. Yeah, I like the style, but I'm going to be rocking these bad boys until my other shades come in, and then you won't be able to see anything until God knows when I decide to take them off. I know that this type of content does really well on the gram and on Twitter and everything,

so I probably would have done it just for that. Let's be real here. It's good that there's still some some like hair left over i think that's saving the look yeah i mean he has remnants yeah if he did razor it would have just been straight to the skin yeah i think although this was probably more painful you may have saved some of your own image in a way just because you're not completely yeah you know bald above your eye the problem is though at least with the shaver versus the waxes, with the shaver, you're not pulling the follicle out, so the hair will just continue to grow,

whereas the wax is like you ripped the entire thing out the root. God knows how long that's going to take to grow back. It'll come back. Oh, man. That's going to take a minute, but whatever. I don't want to rush. I just thank you so much because it's gonna bring us so much joy day in day out you know the burrito thing it would have just came and went but now we get to see

the brows just grow back i'll do a lot of stupid stuff for content for just dumb humor i don't know something about somebody else's chewed food just that does not sit well with me man i can't do it i could i just couldn't do it i could not do it and then knowing you menace i mean not to say you're an ass or anything but knowing the woody show dynamic it would have been like hey dude just really you know get some real saliva in it it would have been like hey here's a nibble nibble throw it back in a taco shell would have been like here's some like slushy yeah this burrito yeah chomp chomp chomp gurgle gurgle gurgle spit it back up and really get a nice loogie behind it not like a normal beef taco it would be like a taco

supreme with all these other things mixed into it I would just but I thought about that if I had done that I would just throw in the trash something would have come up where it would have just been him eating a taco it would have been like menace chewing up a spicy pepper on top of the taco like 10 times. Yeah.

But the eyebrows, there was like no chance of backing out because Ravey got straight up in my face with the strip. Ravey was shaking. Before I could even, yeah, even though it was her idea to do it. Watch the video. Watch the video. Ravey read the instructions but didn't even seem to really read the instructions because half my eyebrows were still on my face.

She was too excited to cause you pain that she couldn't even read the instructions. And it sucks because I had a part-time work interview next week at a grocery store so it's like i think i'm gonna have to maybe maybe they'll give it to you i'll say i burned off my eyes working on my other two other jobs yeah to make means all right guys well i'm gonna wrap up this podcast uh but before we go board test his own podcast it's called the board cast and you're changing up the way that you're doing the Bortcast right I had like this moment a week or so ago where I had some parts recorded for the podcast right and those are still going to come out and they were great segments I

recorded for it but I just I'm always trying to look for the next thing the new thing the better way to interact with everybody because on a podcast like this there's five of us right so it's five of us doing things five of us interacting there's tons of stories and stuff when it's all the broadcast usually me with one other person on segments you know and i'm just like i don't feel like i'm i'm doing enough i feel like i could do better i feel like this could be more fun and that's the reason why i want to you know change up. So I was inspired by a few people. Davey Calabrese of the band Calabrese, Argyle Goolsby of the band Blitzkid, and Joey Janela, the pro wrestler.

And they do a lot of video streaming, right? A lot of Instagram live streaming where they can interact with fans. They have guests come on and it's just kind of like a big party that they do. And I was like, man, I should do that. Let me just bring the podcast live on Instagram. So I'm either going to do this weekly or every other week with the podcast. And it's just one night of the weekend hop on and I'll have friends join in

every time, but like, they don't have to feel like guests. It's just like, you're just coming to hang out the party. If you pop into the party for five minutes, that's five minutes. You came in for a cool. It was great to see you. Cool. Who else is here? Let's hang out. So yeah, it's going to be the broadcast live on Instagram either every week or every other week. And the first episode is up right now on the broadcast.com. So are you going to do it at the broadcast on Instagram or under your own Instagram? So I'm starting it on my own Instagram right now at Skywarp Saint, and it's going to stay there for a little bit and then it will transition to the Bortcast because I want enough

people to start seeing what's going on with it. And then I'll move over to the Bortcast Instagram eventually. But yeah, at Skywarp Saint on Instagram. So look for those notifications, follow Bort on Instagram and be a part of that. That's awesome. And Randy is still banned from the podcast, even in the long run. Okay, good. So people can listen to that. Yeah. Also, listen to Tailgater Sports.

We mentioned it a bunch of times on this podcast today, so make sure you go to tailgatersports.com and subscribe. Make sure you follow on Instagram. Also, listen to the Nerd Now podcast with Ravy, Cameron, and Randy. Randy is on that podcast. Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com. Of course, listen to

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philadelphia philadelphia we're sorry about tyler yeah i'm sorry tyler failed Philadelphia, we're sorry about Tyler. Yeah. I'm sorry Tyler failed you. Yes, we're going to be on Alt 104.5 in Philly. Make sure you tune in every single morning. That is going to be so much fun. Shout out to our boy Jim Donovan. Hell yeah. Local news acre.

We had him on the other day supporting the Woody Show. So that's great to have support there. If you live in Philly or know somebody that lives in Philly, tell them to tune into the Woody Show every single morning. Also, I want to shout out a new app that I'm working with. It's called Get Upside. It's a free app. You can download it right now. Get Upside. And you can get cash back when you go to the gas station. And it's funny because I posted some messages from some people that already use GetUpside and they said, yeah, dude, I just use my work truck and I just rack up money and I already got a bunch of money back. So make sure you check

it out. If you use the promo code MENACE, M-E-N-A-C-E. You can get up to 45 cents back per gallon on your first fill up. So you can transfer it into a gift card or you can just say, hey, I want to check or I'll just PayPal you the cash. So check it out. Download the free app. Get upside. Use the promo code MENACE. And before I get out of here, Eric, do you have anything to say?

Baseball's back, baby. That's right. Oh, yeah. Baseball. Yeah. The real the real Bay and L.A, yeah, baseball. Yeah, the real Bay and LA battle, the Dodgers and the Giants tonight and tomorrow. Don't listen

to these stupid posers about anything they say about LA. I want to love Eric. This is the real stuff that matters. The real stuff. Yes. Hell yeah. Alright. You have anything to say? Go Buffalo. Yeah. Honestly, I'm just seriously over and tired of talking about tyler's dumb trip i'm tired of talking about tyler's dumb reasons for going on

his trip and i'm tired of tyler's dumb reasons for putting off podcasts so as of this moment i want nothing more to do with it if he falls into a lake he falls into a lake tyler i still appreciate you but do not push back our podcast again otherwise i'm coming for you my rebuttal to that is that it was a one-time thing i promise that nothing like this will happen again i promise i promise i hope not because it was all right uh randy um i gotta although you know my good buddy here eric is a bit of a wiener i gotta say i'm i too am excited baseball. Make sure you listen to Liz's Tailgater Sports Podcast.

Also, make sure you listen to all the other awesome podcasts on the Woody Show Network and go Dodgers. That's all I gotta say. Where's your Dodgers hat? Or your jersey? Or your shirt? We'll see it when the playoffs are happening. Alright guys, we'll see you next week. alright guys we'll see you next week what's new what's new with Metis