What's New Podcast - Smack Talk, Come Hang With Us, $40,000 Giveaway, Tech News & More!
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Ericic but sometimes we call him sound wave he works on the
woody show plus we have randy who's a radio dj on alt 98 7 in los angeles and he works on the woody
show and not joined us from houston texas that would be tyler who works on the sean salisbury
show now tyler we talked about this on the last podcast. He applied to work at a grocery store
and he applied to work at Lids going against my advice of, hey, dude, there's plenty of at-home
jobs they can take to be like user support for Tesla, Hertz, other companies like that.
But you know what? Tyler's his old man and he says, I really want to work at Lids. So he got
that job at Lids and very exciting for
everybody else in the room maybe not bored but yeah that lids discount you know the first thing
he said to us after he said he got the job was make a list of jerseys so he's offering up that
discount like it's uh you know funny money i do find it rather interesting how the first thing he
he said was hey guys i got a discount i'm like hey, we don't need discounts. You just need to survive.
I know.
Because for a second he was interviewing for what was like a grocery store.
Yeah, and I was like, dude, there's no way.
Working at a grocery store is such hard work.
There's no way that you'd be able to keep up a morning radio schedule and work at a
grocery store.
You would be dead.
Just the brain power of having to run the cash register or standing all the time and
the hours.
Even if you're a box or stock guy, that's a lot of work, man.
And I understand it was probably more money, but just for your overall health and well-being and life, you should just take the Lids gig.
Could you imagine if he did take your advice and take one of those at-home tech support gigs?
And you ring up and you're like, you're pissed.
Your printer's not working and you hear
this is Epson printers.
Hi guys. I'm here
to help you. I'm here
to help you with your Tesla.
He's like, hey guys, by the way, listen
to the Sean Salisbury show. You guys
know for a fact that he would not answer the
phone that way. It would be, yeah, hi.
I need help with my printer. My printer's
not working. Sup? So Tyler's not here not here he's gonna be back next week don't worry all you big heavy t fans out
there since we're already talking smack behind tyler's back we're gonna be recording our 100th
episode in las vegas nevada june 5th more details to come but but Rainey said he was already concerned about Tyler being in Las Vegas.
One of the big things that Eric and I have noticed
is Tyler's become this big sports betting guy,
although he's never lived in a state where it's legal.
He hardly understands.
I doubt he's ever made a bet.
Yeah, I don't think he even understands the terminology,
like the over, the under, parlays.
You know what it was?
We made the bets at the beginning of baseball season parlays like you know what it was is we
made the bets at the beginning of baseball season that's right that's right so we cashed in a little
bit at the beginning last year and he was in the group chat where we're talking he's like oh what
the i didn't wow you made how much and then menace make makes the bet and he won on the bangles made
like you know 1200 bucks right not even that far apart so like it was pretty fresh in our minds
sports betting hell yeah yeah let's do it he sees the quick get rich quick scheme,
and then he sees us having fun over here.
It's like the SpongeBob meme where we're like
playing in the yard.
Oh yeah, with Scooter looking outside.
Yeah, but Tyler, do you know him?
He's this grand thinker, this guy.
He has a master plan.
So he texts us, hey guys,
when we're in Vegas later this year,
you know what we should do?
I'm like, what man?
We should all go to the sports book and make bets on our teams.
No way!
What?
Dude.
My big thing, though, is what with the betting stuff is,
as far as you look at the teams we root for,
Eric is the Bills, me the Packers,
two teams that are arguably favorites to win their divisions and make a run.
Tyler's a Falcons fan.
So he wants to put money on the Falcons?
Yeah, and it's like, you're going to lose all your money, bro.
No, my big thing is... Typical Tyler
fashion, just kind of making an at-the-win
pick. My biggest thing is
he is a terrible picker.
Oh my god. So my
master plan is when we do
end up in Vegas and we're going to
make bets, I'm just going to go
Tyler, who are you betting for? And then he's going to tell me, I'm just going to go, Tyler, who are you betting for?
And then he's going to tell me and then I'm going to
do every bet against his bet
and see how it plays out.
Walk up to the window after and be like, okay, I wanted to bet everything.
You know the ticket you just printed for him?
Flip it and give it to me.
For a minute for our
tailgater taco March Madness
bracket extravaganza,
Tyler, for a minute, was the third lowest person in our competition.
He was the lowest out of us three.
He's gotten lucky because Houston, which he's a huge Houston guy now.
He's a huge Houston Cougars fan.
So they've kind of saved him, and he's kind of like,
he's cherry-picking points because he's still surviving.
But he was so bad in the very beginning.
All right.
Well, before we end up in Las Vegas, we will be at Morongo Casino May 8th.
There was casino.
Come hang out with us if you like.
May 8th.
I know a bunch of people are already going to show up to that.
Also, a lot of people already booked flights for Las Vegas that are going to be hanging out with us there.
So, again, June 5th in Las Vegas.
More details to come.
But officially, Morongo Casino, May 8th.
Times TBT, but we will be there.
I was checking the Morongo Instagram last night, and guess what?
Somebody won $28,000.
A machine?
Slot machine?
Slot machine.
Nice.
I get pumped when I win like a couple hundred bucks on a slot machine.
I let the
the fireworks play the sound effects play even if i'm being annoying to those around me i let
them go until it stops now like i think i know what it's doing like what it's calculating with
all these you know the the lines you know bet i have no idea it's like or uh a treasure chest
a palm tree seahorse seahorse i have no clue the worst part about it too is after you get all those big animations and noises and bells
and whistles and all that, like Eric's talking about, you don't know when to just pull out.
You're on a high.
No, nice, right?
I usually know when to.
That one time we went to Vegas for the iHeart Festival.
I remember I sat in this machine.
It was like a space cow's one because I have the attention span of a five-year-old, so
I see bright lights.
Really?
I see bright lights, farm animal noises, and animal noises and aliens i'm like all right let's
do it 20 bucks i had one point i won 400 bucks kept pressing no i know when to cash out dude
wait is that like such a dumb bitch when i left with like 185 bucks is that when you were drunk
and hanging with geo and shasta cola yeah yeah and Yeah. And then Gio won big. And I'm like, oh my God, Gio.
And she's like, it's my money.
Yep.
Yep.
That sounds about right.
Nice.
Cash out, dude.
Are you married?
All right.
Well, speaking of Randy.
It's me.
What's up?
So I did it.
I was talking about, I was talking about this a couple of podcasts ago that I'm moving.
And so I'm clearing out all my bottles because I don't want to move with, you know, all these alcohol bottles.
Right.
I might as well just get new ones when I move to my new place.
So I just distribute them to everybody.
And what instantly happens after I give Randy a couple bottles?
He Randy's it.
Yeah.
Instantly drops the bottle of vodka and just smashes it.
I was when the bag ripped.
I was like, oh, my God, is was like, oh my God, is everything okay?
And then I started hearing what sounded like
someone pouring out a jug.
Like, damn it.
The orange vodka.
And so that was a clean up.
He picked up a paper bag.
With about seven bottles.
With seven bottles in it and a single handle.
Not even a double bag bag.
I blame these stores that make these bags.
Like, how are we supposed to feel confident walking to
our cars with these bags, with groceries in them?
Like, what's the point of even doing that? Well, they probably
thought, like, you know what? This guy might
have handled a bag of groceries
before in his life. That can't be.
And a 30-pound bag.
Look, guys, I'm sorry. I take care of the environment. I have
my own bag that I bring. Not gonna lie,
when I was driving home, I had them in my backseat
and they were kind of tinging together because I had probably like six bottles, too. I'm
gonna hook this up. So they're in my backseat, and I heard them tinging, you know, ting,
ting, ting, ting, ting, and I pulled over, got out, put them in my passenger seat, and
seatbelted them in. Oh, nice. I'm not gonna be Randy. I'm not gonna pull a Randy. Not
gonna happen. Don't do it, guys. Don't do it. Seatbelt guys you want to hear some tech news yes yes now you can
control your lamborghini with an alexa so just in case you have a lamborghini you can now control
the air conditioning and the music with an alexa there's a lot of cars that have alexa but just in
case you have a lamborghini and you're listening right now you can do it with alexa and be our
friend come come hang out i always see ads for that.
That's sort of like Alexa attachment that you put into your car on Amazon.
But I've never seen a single one in an actual car.
Our old coworker, Harms, he was super into the Alexa in the car.
He loves it.
But I have Apple CarPlay.
I think it's the ish.
But if you have an option, I hear it's really, really good.
You guys are super into robin hood
the app that had all the drama with gamestop and not selling the stocks well robin hood is actually
going to be going public so you can buy stock in robin hood if you want to you know i i was a
robin hood supporter before all the drama so i know i got i got some slack from people like oh
you use rob oh you're still in with rob man and like by the way it was kind of a decent app before you got all you got all
stock shamed on the book you know yeah the problem is because of the game stonk and the stonks going
to the moon and then quickly falling from the moon is but that has nothing to do with them
no going to the moon but they just didn't allow you to buy yeah I'm saying I'm saying because of
what happened because of what happened I feel like the new version of entrepreneurs on Instagram
or StockX.
Oh, yeah.
It's all day trading and all that kind of stuff.
We're like, I've made so much money day trading and doing this.
Can all those a-holes go over there and stop scalping all my toys and action figures and
Well, they're doing that too.
Damn it.
They're taking everything.
Everybody's trying to do this side hustle on all
this different stuff, but my question is
who is buying? The scalpers.
Who's buying? Everyone
forgets that the scalpers are
buying from each other. No, no, no. The companies
that are making these products,
they don't care about the scalpers because the scalpers
are buying the products for the price.
Right, but then who's buying it from the scalpers?
This thing for $1,000. Who's buying it? I don't think any of them, unless they're all buying from each
other going, Hey man, I can flip this later for even more. Every product that I sold profit was
all bought by a white mom in either like Arizona or Florida. I got Michelle's Sanders. You know
what? It's weird that you say that because what I would go to New York city or just other places
where they would sell hype beast type stuff like Supreme or
anything like that. Like here in Fairfax and Los Angeles, you would see the people that were lined
up and it's always people in middle America because they don't have access to this kind of
stuff. So I can see what you're saying where they're buying stuff online because when you live
in Dickinson, North Dakota, you don't have a Supreme store
they can just walk into and get products.
What's crazy too is that if you target at just the right time, like for me, I targeted
my alleged resales on these apps.
Like around the holiday season, these people don't even look at it.
They just do buy now because they're like, you know what?
My kid won't shut up.
I'm just going to buy it.
He's going to buy it.
You know, I feel really bad for all of the middle America moms right now that were taken advantage of by Randy.
They don't know any better.
That's not my problem.
All right.
I don't feel bad about him dropping all those balls and breaking them.
Yeah.
And going back to Robin Hood, Robin Hood was really the only place that he could buy Dogecoin.
And I don't know if you saw this yesterday.
Elon Musk said he's actually going to physically get some dogecoin and put it on the actual moon
so that's one of his projects that he's gonna do another tech news a very sad day periscope
the video streaming app that was owned by twitter was shut down and that was the place that i
bootlegged all my fights and all my sporting events.
And it made me a little sad that it shut down.
BatmanStreams.com.
And speaking of sporting events,
the Super Bowl has been moved to February 13th at SoFi Stadium here in Los Angeles, California.
So we're very excited for that.
Are we going to try to go to the Super Bowl?
Yes or no?
I mean, if I get offered a trip to the Super Bowl,
I'm going.
It's not a hard decision. I'm going to try to go to the Super Bowl? Yes or no? I mean, if I get offered a trip to the Super Bowl, I'm going. It's not a hard decision.
I'm going to try to get in.
But no, I also would like, I just want to be in the city
and I want to be a part of the events outside of the Super Bowl.
Like the Super Bowl week is a massive event.
Massive, yeah.
What do you feel about it being the day before Valentine's Day?
They had the perfect opportunity to put it the day before President's Day
and they didn't take that opportunity.
Now, Seabass talked about this on the woody show that the nfl absolutely does not want to do that
anyways because they've tried it before to put it on a holiday weekend and the tune-ins were like
way down are you upset that they didn't take that opportunity or you're just like whatever i think
it's more reflective of what teams are playing people are are going to poke holes in the viewer number anyways.
I think it might soup up the numbers
because of the fact people can travel.
I mean, you probably get a crap load of people
coming out to LA for the weekend on top of it.
I think so too.
And then people would sit down and watch the game
because they know, hey,
I don't have to go to work the next day.
Yeah, or you remember less because you drink way more.
Yeah, either way.
But at least you're in front of that TV
and that's what they want.
MLB is back, baby.
Nice.
And you were showing me some of the ticket prices
for the Dodgers stadium.
How is that going?
Oh, it's, so they're, I think they're 25% capacity
or something like that.
It was like, you know, like cool $4,000 to sit on the moon
and watch the first home game of the season.
Wow.
I think the price for up close to the dugout was like a newborn child.
Yeah, you know.
No, no, legit.
It was like $4,000.
Let me pull up real quick.
So this is for their home opener.
So they're on the road to start the season.
So their home opener doesn't start until next week sometime,
I think against the Nationals.
So the cheapest ticket I could find right now on SeatGeek.com
is $1,200 to sit in the reserve section in the last
row of the upper deck.
That's the home opener. This is their
banner ceremony, I'm assuming. Their ring
ceremony, I'm assuming. So a huge moment.
I know, but dude, if you've
been to Dodger Stadium, that is way
up high. You get up into the reserve
section and you're up. This is row JJ
and for the alphabet, it goes A up.
So you're on the moon, basically. You literally feel like you're up this is row jj and for the alphabet it goes a up so you're oh my god you're
on the moon basically you literally feel like you're gonna fall off the moon like straight
down you might have 110 start time on a friday too that could be like 99 degrees up there and
you're just roasting just burning all right well we're happy it's back you guys will cover more
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Food news.
Food news. I have a
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at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.
We enjoyed a lovely lunch together at Sonic.
So good.
I'm a little disappointed in Tyler, though, because he lives next to a Sonic in Houston, Texas.
And I really wanted to FaceTime while he sat at another Sonic and we sat at the one in Anaheim.
We tried to make this a thing on the way to Sonic.
I pressured him into it.
He's like, no, I can't do it, man.
Wolf tickets.
You know, he always says I'm going to drive somewhere,
but yet he never drives anywhere.
Of course he doesn't.
He's like, I'll make the drive.
I'll go.
No, you won't.
I'll make it to that fast food place down the street.
The moment I move there, it's three months later.
Oh, I'm just going to get right now.
I need a breakfast.
At least we had a good time. We were so full after. Yeah, it was there. Yeah. Three months later. Oh, I'm just going to renew. I know. You need your breakfast. At least we had a good time.
We were so full after.
Oh my God.
Yeah, it was dope.
Awesome.
Yeah.
What was the best thing you guys had while we were there?
Because we had a bunch of stuff.
We tried a little bit of everything.
We had, Eric and I had the chicken sandwiches, but my favorite thing always is the drinks.
Like I love the creativity they take.
What'd you got?
I got an ocean water.
Ocean water.
So it's like, it's Sprite with some coconut
and then like
some blue food coloring.
It's very blue.
It's like see-through blue
through the foam of the cup.
I had some mozzarella sticks,
some Reese's shake,
and a chicken sandwich.
I got the chicken toaster.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, when I go to Sonic,
I get something different
every time.
Yeah, that's good.
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Speaking of chicken, Popeyes is bringing back the strawberry cream cheese pies.
Are you all in?
All out?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Maybe.
I don't know.
That was some dead silence here've never i've never once
been like oh do popeyes desserts yeah let's do it i don't think i've ever had a popeye dessert
yeah i don't to be honest i don't think i really like popeyes like i'm not even gonna
wow this is a revelation i never had the chicken sandwich yeah why do you hate america i i when i
got like a popcorn shrimp thing there once,
it sucked.
Wow.
They always are
kind of janky,
crappy looking
little strip malls.
See, I've always
made that mistake.
They kind of stink.
Yeah, sometimes
they have that
real starchy smell.
It's so hard to go into.
I'm like, oh.
But I too have made
the mistake of getting
seafood at a predominantly,
not predominantly,
a chicken restaurant.
But the chicken
sandwiches were good.
Looking back,
I probably shouldn't have waited 40 minutes for mine.
Yeah, no.
I like to surf and turf where I get a little bit of chicken, a little bit of shrimp.
It's like five bucks, too.
It's a good price.
Yeah, it would have been cool if I got shrimp with my shrimp.
It was just like breaded something in there.
It was like little breaded, oh, there might be some shrimp in there.
I legit like Popeyes, but I do, again, have beef.
We brought it up on The Woody Show a trillion times
that I have beef with the location down the street
from the radio station.
Because I ordered two combos,
and they only gave me enough sauce for one combo,
and I go, can I get more sauce?
And they said, no, you got to pay for it.
I go, I ordered two combos.
See, you know what places don't do that to you?
One, Del Taco, because they just hand you pounds
of hot sauce. But has that
changed since the pandemic? No, because
I've been going to Del Taco, and I still get
pounds of hot sauce. I'm saying ever since the pandemic started
though, places have stopped giving
as much sauce. They've gotten pretty stingy with sauces, and it's gonna be
interesting because, you know, we have
Chick-fil-A down the street from the radio station,
and they used to just have sauces laid
out like crazy.
That is gone.
Will it come back?
Who knows?
But you know who also does a good job of that?
Our friends at Sonic.
Because they brought it to our table and handed us a bunch of stuff.
And it was amazing.
I used to steal so much Chick-fil-A sauce, man.
I would go, grab three, put two in Leanne's pocket,
and I would walk out with at least probably 10 Chick-fil-A sauces in it.
Is this the location by your old college?
This was, well, yeah, that one was out on Balboa.
But the one in Downey, California, Chick-fil-A, they were like the last one that I've been
to that had all laid out still.
Oh, wow.
I used to just grab as many as I could, and I would shove them in my bag and just take
the entire bag.
All right.
In Pizza Hut news, they're going to have the Hut Lane.
So it's not a drive-through.
What you do is you pre-order your pizza,
and you don't actually have to get out of your car.
You just drive up, and you just tell them what your order is,
and then they'll give it to you, and then you can just drive off.
Okay.
Are you all in, all out on that?
I'm all in.
I'm a bit of a lazy bitch when it comes to getting your pizzas
because then you got to park.
And usually when you park, sometimes the pizza place you're going to,
like the other side of the parking lot, it's like, damn, I got to walk.
You know, I kind of like that.
Didn't they redo a bunch of McDonald's so that there's like,
instead of like the pay window and then the pickup window,
it's now two windows.
So you go to one or the other.
Wouldn't that be great if every fast food place was like that?
Here's your mobile delivery one.
And here's your freaking drive-thru one, like paying one. the other. Wouldn't that be great if every fast food place was like that? Here's your mobile delivery one, and here's your freaking drive-thru one, like paying one.
All right.
A pizza chain that I love, Round Table Pizza,
not available everywhere.
I grew up by the original location,
and it is one of my favorite pizza chains next to Blaze Pizza.
Shout out to Blaze Pizza.
Nice.
They have, I don't know about this though,
even though I love them so much
they have a street taco pizza i saw that i don't know if i'm all in on that i mean i'll try it i'm
down i'm okay who am i to say no but i will try it yes but i don't want all the crispy stuff on
top like they cut like tortillas and they cook it yeah i'm down with that why not it's like the
burrito that has like Fritos in it.
Like, why not?
Just try it.
All right.
Where did you have a burrito with Fritos on it?
Taco Bell had it for like ever.
Like a trillion years?
Yeah.
Come on.
Where you been?
Now getting Fritos pizzas.
Look, it's okay.
Apparently Randy isn't as ratchet as the rest of us that's willing to try these delicious
but weirdly shaped burritos.
Believe me, I am plenty ratchet and poor.
Now, this seems to be food news every single week,
and what is the going trend?
It is mango,
and Dunkin' Donuts is coming out with a mango freeze
with tahini in it.
Pass.
Nationwide.
You know what this is going to turn into?
What?
This is going to turn into day raging with tequila in it.
True.
Mango and tahini, that's a straight up that's
straight up one step away from a michelada when i have tahini it's always with watermelon i think
that's a favorite combo for me everything is coming up mango over at friday's there they are
launching a circus menu what all right yeah with uh here's an example. They have a mozzarella stick stuffed grilled cheese sandwich.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Come in.
But this seems like it's fair food.
Yeah.
I don't know why they're calling it circus.
Maybe they can't call it fair.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Maybe they're not going to trouble being fair if they call it circus food.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know who did have that for a while?
Denny's.
And it was delicious.
Oh, yeah.
It was on their $4 menu.
You can't go wrong with cheese sticks and anything.
Yeah, with more cheese.
Oh, yeah.
One of the Jack in the Box stoner boxes was a mozzarella cheese stick.
Oh, yeah.
Best artery clogger.
Artery clogger.
I think the only thing, in my personal humble opinion,
the only thing better than a mozzarella stick is a jalapeno popper.
Those are pretty good.
No, dude. Deep fried pickles are pretty good. No, dude.
Deep fried pickles are
the best.
Oh, yeah.
Deep fried pickles.
Really?
Fried pickles from
Hooters.
Oh, yeah.
There's a place called
Fritz in St. Louis,
Missouri.
So good.
The best fried pickles.
I love it.
There is a fried chicken
place on Ventura Boulevard
I keep getting ads for
and their fried pickles look delicious. Why is there not Why is a fried chicken place on Ventura Boulevard I keep getting ads for and their fried pickles look
delicious. Let's go.
Why is there not like a food chain that just
everything they serve on the menus is fried?
I think that's called Chili's. Or KFC.
No, no, but I mean like everything is fried.
Everything is fried.
Well, guys, you're going to laugh at me now,
but then when I'm driving my car off
of fried pickle money, we'll see you laugh at me.
Okay, all right. Well, do it, man.
Don't talk about it.
Be about it.
Brady's fried fiesta.
All right.
One last piece of food news.
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Ralph's 7-Eleven has a new
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Bitchin'. Hell yeah.
Alright.
Well, that's it for my food news, but I have to move on.
I have a major beef
with Eric, a.k.a. Nick Soundwave.
Oh, I thought it was gonna be with Randy. What the hell?
Ya bitch. What'd Eric do this time?
I don't know. Is it his username again?
No. Alright.
Eric, he told me, you know,
we set up this thing for his mom because his mom
makes these blankets, right? And I absolutely love these blankets. I'm obsessed with them.
You can get them at blanketsbytracy.com. Tracy is spelled T-R-A-C-E-Y. And he told me, he's like,
oh, my mom's excited about the number of followers I'm getting on Poshmart now because of blanketsbytracy.com.
And now I'm obsessed by the number of followers that she gets.
You know that I get obsessed with numbers.
I absolutely do.
I could tell you the number of Instagram likes that a competitor of ours has in one of our radio stations in Phoenix, Arizona, down to Wichita,
Kansas. Like I follow every single number everywhere. And since you told me about a
Poshmark number, I've been checking it every day to see how high it gets. And before the show today,
before at 3am, I checked the number to see where it was at. And it was almost at 1500 followers.
Yeah. And this is from, i had coffee with her probably two
weeks ago and she had just crossed a thousand she was like flirting with a thousand so you
shouldn't have told me that because now it's on my list because now all my lists of things to do
every day to see what number she's at on her posh mark well it's good to know what menace is obsessed
with you know at 3 a.m in the morning where, you forget. Where are we at? Have we hit the 1500 mark?
I'm going to roll over
one day in a minute
and be like,
hey, man.
Broke 2000, guys.
No, well, she's actually,
she was making blankets
all weekend.
I don't know if you
go through her thing.
I think it's called a closet.
Is that what they're on that app?
I don't know.
But yeah, she actually
just listed a bunch.
Blankets by Tracy.
T-R-A-C-E-Y dot com.
Now, don't tell me, Bort,
with your wife's page.
Okay, where is it on again?
Etsy.
Etsy.
Now, does Etsy have followers?
Yes, they do.
Oh, God.
What are we at?
I don't know.
I haven't looked at the numbers.
But yes, they have followers.
They have likers, which are separate from the followers.
And then also, you know, same thing happens over on Macari.
We haven't shared that.
That's a different thing.
But also, her obsession right now is reviews.
She just wants as many reviews as possible.
Nice.
And when she doesn't get one, she freaks out. But she'll also substitute if someone sends her a photo of their cuddly little animal
that's enjoying their product that they got.
Cuddle sacks.
Cuddle sacks.
Yeah, of the cuddle sacks or the tunnel cuddles.
That's cool.
Or she'll also accept, you know, maybe a photo of tarot cards that are in the bag, you tunnel cuddle, or she'll also accept,
you know,
maybe a photo of tarot cards that are in the bag,
you know,
stuff,
which by the way,
if you go Shasta jeans boutique,
that's Shasta jeans boutique.com with two O's in the boo.
I know menace hates it.
Anyway,
or the link in my Instagram,
ask how we're saying link tree,
click on it.
It's the top one.
Um,
we were looking him up.
We're looking up competitor prices.
And Shasta is making these tarot bags for tarot cards, right?
You just take the box of tarot cards that are loose,
you put them right in the bag, carry them around with you,
put them nicely away.
Most competitors are selling crappier versions for $25.
Shasta's selling them for $15.
All right, we need to raise the prices.
Inflation.
Stick it to $2.
Stick it to big tarot cards.
We need everyone to buy the $15 now,
and then we'll raise the prices.
So everyone go buy one. ShastaJeansBot cards. We need everyone to buy the 15 now, and then we'll raise the prices.
So everyone go buy one.
ShastaJeansBoutique.com.
And then when they're like, why did you raise the price?
You can be like, my tarot cards were like, hey, raise the price to $20.
God.
And you know what I'm going to do after we record today?
I'm going to go check that number to see where it's at. Oh, my gosh.
And then see where it's at after we release the podcast.
Shasta's on the radar.
Great.
Thanks a lot, guys.
No problem. Jesus Christ. Thanks a lot, guys.
Randy, do you want anything that Menace is obsessed about too?
I don't have any followers.
Less of Menace's radar.
Eric, I also have another question for you.
You've been living on your own now for quite a while.
I finally grew up.
I know. You were living with roommates for how many years? Yeah, I've been living with, well, after high school to college and never moved home.
So since I was 18.
How has it been like budgeting?
I mean.
Not having roommates.
It's not too different because, I mean, we did the same thing, just divvied it up four
ways when we had two other roommates.
Now it's kind of just half down the middle.
But it's been glorious not having to deal with anybody else.
Dude, it's every now and then I'll talk to my, I'll just randomly like across the room.
So man, she's like, what? I'm'm like you hear that nothing it's just quiet man because
fear this is first time in since since 18 years old when i'm living the dorms at csun um i don't
have people living above me i don't have a shared wall like so pretty awesome right there's no kids
practicing for the olympic track team above me at any time of night it's legit you know i don't
have you know two other grown men
living with me,
doing stuff in the kitchen.
The biggest thing is
we don't have to plan when we cook.
That was the biggest thing.
The schedule, yeah.
We're sitting in our room
or we're planning on coming home
and making food
and somebody else is in the kitchen.
Or it's like,
oh, we're going to go make food
and just as we get up,
somebody else gets in the kitchen
and starts cooking.
That's the biggest thing.
It's like we haven't really been eating out because we just get up
and make lunch you're like wait i have my own kitchen yeah it's sick that's dope randy have
you been okay yeah i've been all right i've been um it's been interesting sort of like looking at
prices and figuring out what to do like i've been eating a lot of chicken thighs because it tastes
better than chicken breasts uh-huh and they're cheap, like a pack of 12 for like $11.
And then I've been going heavy on the rice.
My Instant Pot's been coming in clutch, so clutch.
Are you doing this to lose weight, too?
Because you do look a little slimmer.
I hope so.
I've been lifting the head.
Working out enough.
Yeah, I've been working out like every other day.
To be honest, I've been having this little competition
almost with myself and my friends,
and also one of the neighboring DJs here in the building, Luch he's trying to lose weight he's doing like 50 pounds already yeah and
then i see my fat ass on the scale i'm like damn what am i doing wrong it seems like he shredded
that like super quick i know right so he's like working out like crazy but uh i've been i mean
i've been in the gym too you know it's just i also have a question now you have your own place
does your girlfriend hang out a lot more?
Well, I thought it would be always weird if you lived at home and your girlfriend lived
at home, which I had that situation.
Yeah.
No, I'm not bagging on you in any way.
But I had that situation when I was in high school, and it was always kind of weird having
your parents around when you're trying to hang out.
Now that you have your own place, it must be awesome.
Oh, yeah.
It's super nice.
Like to Eric's point, one of the big things when I lived at home
was my mom would always lose her crap if I was cooking in the kitchen.
Like, oh, don't make a mess.
Don't do this.
Oh, she's just berating me.
But here in my apartment, I can just cook whenever I want.
And leave whatever mess you want.
And leave whatever mess.
Sometimes I throw food on the floor.
I'm like, you know what?
I'll clean that up later.
I'll do what I want in my apartment.
It's gone, and then I see Chip puking in the corner.
But, yeah, no, it's been super cool i'm surprised at how quickly i uh i got acclimated just the only thing actually i will say that's been kind
of annoying and it's not really it's not really my fault but i guess the uh the people who used
to live there i keep getting their mother effing mail man you will get that yeah wherever you live
for the rest of your life so much mail it is insane yeah and then i get like important documents like irs stuff and of course our problem is trash
our problem is getting mailed to our new address from our old address getting addresses switched
over like i got i got something from work mailed to my old apartment had to stop there
leanne at least you know the people that still live there that is the perk because i would have
been like really screwed and then leanne had to switch it over. She missed a check.
That's the hassle now for us is getting stuff forwarded to our new address.
I'll have another question too.
I know nothing about your roommate.
Who's your roommate?
What do they do?
Is it the one that your mom wants to bang?
No.
Okay.
I'll leave it at that.
I'm a beef with Seabass over there.
But I'll leave it at that.
But no, he's my buddy, my buddy Nick.
I've known him since middle school.
He does security.
All right, sweet.
And his ex-wife is family.
Awesome.
That's cool to know somebody that long.
Back when I lived in San Francisco, I would have roommates from Craigslist.
I know.
That was my biggest fear, too.
I was like, you know, I don't know if I want to move.
And I know it's such a picky thing to do.
Like, a lot of people don't really have that choice.
They just move out.
But I was like, yo, if I can find someone that I know to move in with,
that'll be so clutch and sauce.
And you guys want me moving with Dumbo.
With Tyler, yeah.
Who dropped everything.
Can you imagine if I had moved in with him and the homeboy dipped out to Texas?
Well, we wouldn't be talking to him anymore.
Obviously, we would have cut him off just like Ravy cuts off her friends.
We'd be like, no, you're dead to us.
You screwed over our buddy.
But yeah, it's been super nice, though,
just kind of knowing someone that you're living with and being like, you'd be like, no, you're dead to us. You screwed over our buddy. But yeah, it's been super nice just kind of like knowing someone
that you're living with
and being like,
you can be honest with them too.
Like, you know,
yo, clean this up.
It's not a weird, awkward thing.
Like, how do I approach my roommate
about not being a dirty pig?
Well, I mean,
unless he feels awkward
by you doing that to him all the time.
Yep.
Sucks to suck.
Maybe we should call him
and ask him how it is living with you.
Maybe.
That would be our next podcast.
There you go.
All right, guys.
Well, we got to get out here.
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Shout out to The Bortcast with Bort.
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Just go to TheBortcast.com.
That's TheBortcast.com. Anything new with The Bortcast with Bort. Oh, yeah. Just go to thebortcast.com. That's thebortcast.com.
Anything new with the Bortcast?
There's a new episode coming this weekend, hopefully.
It does once I catch up on all the stuff with the Woody Show being on vacation.
I don't think anyone notices.
It's a lot of work for me and Eric over here to take care of.
It is.
You've got to program a whole week of the Woody Show.
Yeah, usually my podcast suffers during this time.
But I'm going to record a new podcast, so go to the broadcast.com listen to everything like subscribe rate review
do all those wonderful things there'll be tons of fun weird awesome nostalgia and paranormal stuff
just go there but there's one thing i want to mention real fast menace if you don't mind all
right uh i'm trying to get rid of randy's eyebrows oh that are in this room. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So we waxed Randy's eyebrows, I don't know, four or five months ago or whenever.
It was like six, eight months ago.
Yeah.
And we kept the eyebrows.
Well, Randy was supposed to actually sell some.
Someone wanted to buy his eyebrows.
All right.
But he never really made the offer or no one came through.
I said we should frame them.
Well, they've been sitting here and, you know, I really
didn't think about them much until the infamous day
where we were all locked out of the actual Woody
Show studio and you guys were all in here like, what is
this disgusting thing sitting here? Oh, it's Randy's eyebrows.
Yeah. I'm sick of them and
because they've been in here so long, they are now owned
by me and Eric. We are doing, what will you trade
for Randy's eyebrows? Ooh.
So we don't want money because honestly, that's probably illegal.
We can't ask for money. Allegedly. But whatever you guys would like to trade us for that we are open to listen and you guys
could be the brand new owners of randy's eyebrows which we will frame and randy is going to
autograph them as well okay so how do they get in contact with you with ideas go to my instagram
at skywarp saint that's at skywarp saint on instagram if you don't know
where that is just go to randy or eric or any of their instagrams and you'll find it there
and dm me let me know what you want for them i also haven't asked me anything in there that
you can answer with what you would like to trade me for i would love if like these ended up framed
in some restaurant you know like when celebrities go to a place like randy's eyebrows like red
power rangers here five years ago the top bids are uh
free firehouse subs for all of us oh rip i like that one and some random seven inches and some
pokemon cards so no matter what we're gonna win but see what you guys want to bid hit up
at skywarp saint tell me what you want to trade for randy's eyebrows all right randy is also part
of nerd now podcast what's going on with Nerd Now since everybody's on vacation?
Are you guys releasing episodes or no?
Yes, we got a new episode coming out next week
where we do a March Madness bracket.
But this week, we talked about some of the new things that came out.
Suicide Squad trailer, a new animated show on Amazon Invincible.
So fun little topics, just shooting the ish.
Wait, March Madness?
Well, it's a bracket of just pop culture stuff. Oh, okay. He didn't really explain that part. Yeah, for a second, I ish. Sweet. March Madness? Well, it's a bracket of just, you know, pop culture stuff.
Oh, okay.
He didn't really explain that part.
Yeah, for a second, I was like, Cameron doing March Madness?
What?
Oral Roberts.
Stupid.
Moorhead University.
All right.
So if you actually want sports, go to tailgatersports.com.
Yeah, I'm here about Moorhead State and Oral Roberts.
Yeah, go to tailgatersports.com.
Beating up the Beavers.
And the Cougars.
I'm surprised that I didn't bring this up during
when we were talking
about sports.
I'm really interested
in what's going on
with Kevin Durant
and Michael Rappaport.
That is hilarious.
Yeah, so Kevin Durant
is notoriously soft.
And I say that in a way
just because he's...
No, he will engage.
He had ghost accounts
on Twitter to talk smack.
And he has said
he's a part of the burner
game and he now he doesn't use the burners he because he got just straight up so he uses his
straight up twitter account he unloaded on michael rapper yes or he unloaded on michael rapper in
some dms and then michael rapper for a screenshot and released them yeah but you gotta be dumb if
you're kd and you're like i'm just gonna talk all the i'm a i'm a well why though you're you're
probably the best player in the nba why not man millions whatever but you know
someone like Michael
is going to post
that stuff
on Instagram
and he doesn't care
yeah he doesn't care
and that's the thing
though
just seems like
something annoying
to deal with
yeah well
again you're KD
you're the best player
in the league
well you're also
a bandaid
but like
the crazy thing is
though it's like
the Nets
overall are just
such a crazy circus
it's like
you got KD firing off tweets on his burners, not on even his burners.
You got Kyrie sitting out games to go to birthday parties and break COVID protocol.
Now you got Blake Griffith on the team.
Apparently he's playing like five years ago.
His knees are fine now.
Now he's just great again.
He's dunking in the crap.
That's awesome.
And then they're still winning games because James Harden is all of a sudden balling out again. He's dunking in the crap. And then they're still winning games because James Harden is all of a sudden balling out again
after forcing his way out of Houston.
He magically put on
50 pounds preseason and then was
making fun of him calling fat and he got traded to
Brooklyn. Now he's skinny again.
People say it was a fat suit. He's an MVP
candidate right now. The Nets are
a circus and they're doing all this with
all the crazy off the court stuff
with Kyrie, with Kevin Durant
with James Harden and they're still like
one of the top teams in the East Conference. I love it all
if you don't know what we're talking about just google
Kevin Durant, Michael Rappaport
and check out the thread
see how many different ways he can
describe Michael Rappaport doing things
to penises. Yeah go to
tailgatersports.com and make sure you listen
to that sports podcast. Also shout out to the Joe Coy Yeah. Go to tell gettersports.com and make sure you listen to that sports podcast.
Also shout out to the Joe Coy podcast. Just go to J O K O Y.com. Pick up his book and mix plates.
You can do that on Amazon. Um, I'm going to be taking a long drive. I'm going to actually listen
to the audio version. I do have the, the book version, the hard copy, but I, I want to hear
the audio version because he actually reads it himself. So it'd be
nice to hear it in his voice. Make sure you listen to the Sex with Emily podcast. Just go to
sexwithemily.com. That's sexwithemily.com. Make sure you follow her on Instagram at sexwithemily.
I was just texting the other day with our friends, Matt and Kim. Matt and Kim are a band. Make sure
you check them out. I can't wait for them to pop up on some of these festivals that keep on getting announced.
I know that's going to happen.
Make sure you go to mattandkim.com and stream Matt and Kim music wherever you find music.
They were so dope when they did that little pre-concert for Alter Ego.
What was it?
Two years ago?
I know.
It was so good.
In the parking lot of the forum.
So fun.
You have to see Matt and Kim live.
They are so, so good.
And make sure you listen to the Woody Show
podcast. Once again, get in on those
giveaways. Just search the Woody Show
on the iHeartRadio app. Anything
before we leave? Bort. Let me
see. Training Randy's eyebrows.
Tyler's an idiot.
Tyler picks bad jobs.
Randy is an adult
now. Eric's an adult now.
Menace. Food. Randy got stuck in an elevator Eric's an adult now. Menace, food.
Randy got stuck in an elevator.
Besides that, I think we're all good.
Got stuck in an elevator?
Yeah, this morning.
Which one?
The freight one.
Oh, the freight hasn't been working for weeks.
Apparently, it kind of worked today.
It kind of worked.
So I went down to get you a Red Bull and to get you a Diet Coke
and also rinse out my shake bottle because I had a protein shake.
And so I'm down there, and I'm cleaning it,
and it was taking forever to clean.
It was just, for some reason, my stupid thing would not clean.
So I got your stuff, and I lost track of time.
Before I knew it, it was like 3.57,
and the show, I'm supposed to be in there at 3.59.
So I'm like, oh, ish, I got to go.
So I run to the elevator, hit the button.
The button doesn't respond.
I'm like, oh, my God, I got to run.
You had to run past the stairs to get to the elevator.
So then I press it again.
Yeah, I do, actually.
I press it again, and it opens.
I'm like, all right, so I get in, and I press five.
I'm like, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Doors close.
Doesn't move.
I'm like, oh, my God, this is going to happen today.
This is going to be the day I mess up the beginning of the four o'clock hour.
Elevator finally gets up there.
I've got maybe 20 seconds.
I sprint from the elevator to the room.
I hit the fader that plays the show feed.
Right as I hit it, the rejoiner, which for people who don't know is the music bed that's
like, what are you showing? Yeah. Poop. And so I hit it. And right as I hit it the rejoiner which for people who don't know is the music bed that's like what do you show yeah poop and so i hit it and right as i hit it it went off
so if i had been even like a second late two seconds late uh there would have been dead i
was wondering like why is he taking so long with my red bull like dude he was he was like he was
like yo were you running i'm like yeah how'd you know he's like i can hear you from the elevator
yeah because i could hear him stop we could feel it in the floors oh yeah yeah yeah well especially during prices right this week we heard it you know that's kind like, I can hear you from the elevator. Because I could hear him stop. We could feel it in the floors when he runs.
Yeah, well, especially during Price is Right this week, we heard it.
You know, that's kind of my dream.
I think I've told you guys before, but if not, I'm burning myself.
So that's my dream is to get here and have an elevator die on me.
Yeah.
Dude, I showed up.
Sorry.
I know.
We get here so early.
It's like, I mean, I'm just going to camp out here.
Let me know when the elevator guys show up.
Seabass legit got stuck in the elevator here one time.
I forgot how long he was in there for.
I think I might hit up the IT team here and see if I can get the footage of me hauling ass to the elevator.
I know.
It would be all shaky.
Eric, anything to say before we leave?
Well, this was going to be directed at Tyler, but since he's not here, I guess I'll just direct it at the overall Angels fan in general.
Okay.
Happy holidays. It's the annual only day the overall Angels fan in general. Happy holidays.
It's the annual only day the Angels are
relevant in the standings holiday.
First day of the season. It's the only time
I hear about the Angels.
They're officially tied for first place in their
division and across the league, but
it's all downhill from here, guys.
Today's the only day you hear about
the Angels, and in the same sentence,
not hear the word disappointment.
So there's still
a bucket list of things I want to do. I want
to go to Angel Stadium just to see what it's like.
Oh, it's nice, man. It's dope.
Yeah, let's go together. I'm down.
I've never been to the Hollywood Bowl
even though I've lived five minutes from the
Hollywood Bowl and worked from the Hollywood Bowl for
probably seven years now. Never been inside it.
It's alright. I've never actually been inside the Rose Bowl.
I've been outside of it probably like 25 times.
I've never been in either.
Flea Market.
I've never been in.
I've been in.
Never been in?
No, I've been in.
Oh, wow.
USC versus UCLA game.
Oh, dang.
For a game.
That's a surprise.
All right.
Because they usually have a lot of concerts there.
No, no.
Oh, I've actually also been in there for a Green Day concert.
Yes, I've been there for two different things,
and it's pretty dope.
For some reason, I thought I'd been there.
I've been to the Coliseum, not the Rose Bowl, though.
I've been to the Coliseum a billion times.
But yeah, those are the three things on my bucket list
that I want to try to accomplish this year or next year,
probably next year.
And just the idiom is awesome.
Honestly, if I didn't live as far away as I have the the majority of my life i would go to way more because it's less
less expensive because you're not going to see the dodgers beers are less expensive because you're
not in la they revamped dodger stadium to kind of encompass a little more just of the angel stadium
feel and the overall ballpark feel like they connected all the outfield area so they have
this new big ass concourse where they let everybody in through the back now. Before, it was all
blocked off. You had to go up
and in. But Angel Stadium,
they have nice bars across the top.
It's a really nice stadium. Have you been to Honda Center?
Honda Center, yes, I have.
Randy, anything to say before we leave? Anaheim
Sports.
Yeah, no doubt. Considering the
Angels have to have Los Angeles on their
name to stay relevant,
that's one thing.
Even though I know I'm kind of shooting myself in the foot because I love the Ducks.
But aside from it being opening day, it is also a very important day.
It's the day after Godzilla vs. Kong released on HBO Max.
Nice.
Go watch that.
Definitely going to watch it.
Have some fun.
Get stoned.
Watch a giant radioactive dinosaur and a big gorilla beat the crap out of each other.
It's a lot of fun.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah, brother brother and don't spoil the movie
for anybody I spoiled it for Tyler
you spoiled it for me too dick
on this podcast shut up
alright yeah right we'll see you next
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