What's New Podcast - Someone Lied, Crazy Baby Story, Food News, Tattoos & More!

Episode Date: February 29, 2024

On this epsiode we talk Someone Lied, Crazy Baby Story, Food News, Tattoos & More!...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's new, what's new with Metis? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I'm Metis, I'm not joined by Borch, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show, a morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He is on vacation. We're also joined by Eric and NotRandy. We're going to get to that.
Starting point is 00:00:24 They're coming to us live from Downey, California. And just over yonder in Whittier is our boy Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T, and our girl Julianne. That's coming to us from Covina, California. All right, we'll get into it real quick. Brett is on vacation. Randy said he was going to be available, but then he's not available. And I just want to get some business out of the way real quick, though, before I talk about that. Bort and I will be at the grand opening of Raising Cane's in Huntington Beach on April 2nd from 1 to 3 p.m.
Starting point is 00:01:00 More details to come. Also, I have something pending with Citadel Outlets. I might, I just might be at Citadel Outlets on March 13th. And the reason that I'm going to be there is I'm going to have some tickets for a kick-ass St. Patrick's Day party with Floggin' Molly. Yeah, so if you want to have a good St. Patrick's Day, you better come hang out with me. That is pending. I don't know if that's a for sure yet, but pay attention to my media at menace m-e-n-a-c-e now guys this episode i really really really wanted to have randy on but i'm just gonna go ahead and talk about it without him being here okay but guys i caught randy in a little white lie a little white lie. A little white lie. Now I'm going to be hanging out with Randy this weekend.
Starting point is 00:01:47 So I still love him. I don't care about this little white lie, but let me break it down for you. Okay. And how I found out, because it's pretty funny. I called Randy and we're catching up about some stuff, trying to coordinate. And as we're talking, he goes, oh, hey, you know, the Woody show Reddit. I got an email, like a notification about it i don't know why i got one but uh i did right and he was talking about the hot gossip on there there's
Starting point is 00:02:11 one thing about randy randy loves hot goss he loves gossiping it's like his lifeblood okay he loves it and he loves it when people are talking ish on him or anybody else he'll be all up in it he'll have like full on breakdowns of all the drama that's happening online and no matter how many times i've told him over the years i do not care i don't care what people are saying about me on the internet i mean that's not entirely true i mean i am a human being right so uh i i went on the reddit to see like what people are talking about. Apparently there's one guy on there that's obsessed with me that talks constant
Starting point is 00:02:48 crap about me all the time. Whatever. I mean, if that's what he needs for enjoyment, cool. But how did I catch Randy in a little white lie? He said, oh, I don't know why I got notification about this gossip that's happening up on the
Starting point is 00:03:07 reddit page well i know he's lying because when i was at alter ego i was in the hallway and i ran into the guy that started the woody show reddit page and he's like oh hey what's up menace i you know i run the woody show reddit page it's great to meet you. I made Randy an admin on the Woody show Reddit page. So as he told me, like, I don't know why I got these notifications. It just randomly said to me, dude,
Starting point is 00:03:34 you're a freaking admin on the page. So what do you think? Do you think Randy is actually the secret dude that is like talking about me constantly or he just loves the hot goss um i would hope he's not the one saying it but he does love hot goss um i would definitely think he's he likes to see the negative and you know the negative comments are the easy ones to bring to people so we could all bitch about it yeah but i would hope he's not the one talking i definitely don't think he's the one talking because you do so much crap for him like there's no way and but
Starting point is 00:04:08 sometimes it's the people next to you that's the biggest haters right i agree but like he always has our back no matter what he can hate for sure for sure it's it's all meant with love yeah um but but no i don't think it was him but he he does have that cheese. Give him that cheese, man. You know, he's a happy boy. I will give him a slight defense because I've had this happen where I've been an admin on something and had no idea I was an admin. So that might be possible. I don't think so because how much he loves Reddit. I don't think he's just accidentally an admin.
Starting point is 00:04:42 And it seems like the dude that I talked to at Alter Ego, like, had some interaction with him about it. Yeah, I mean, I'm looking at the moderators for the Reddit page, and, yep, there's his username right there. Yeah, it's right there. Plain sight. Just letting all the crap just, you know, just happen. The only issue I have is the constant every comment is about me with this random person. And if it's untrue stuff, at least respond to it. You don't have to delete it, but at least respond to it. I don't know if this is an upvote from him.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Menace is my fave. Today he was saying how he donated money that the guy at the car rental place discounted. And then he commented, Menace always, always takes care of us. he advocated for me when i was up for the video producer role so i mean he has he has her back but who knows yeah but also i will say i will say randy you know he is a burner guy yeah he does have plenty of burners and i've had to pull him back from burners listeners and get a little testy about oh you know stuff doesn't get up in a timely manner or yeah they like to poke holes in your productions and and he's like oh i want to get my burner going so bad okay man pull back so he is a burner guy so who knows what this guy you know i know he's
Starting point is 00:05:54 playing games with us i don't know again i don't care but i thought it was funny that i caught him in this little white lie about this stupid thing i don't know how he got it i'm like well maybe because you're admin of the page but i didn't say i'll just say that yeah i'm just saying when this episode comes out there's gonna be a comment on instagram like no like some random account no randy wouldn't do that he seems like too nice of a guy or something like that the burner's gonna come out man yeah we gotta we gotta find out like you gotta record your conversation i don't know somehow but i want to hear his reaction to you telling him that you know that he's well i'm gonna see him this weekend at a rugby tournament like hey dog so what do you gotta say i know you heard the episode i'll get back to him so random anyways that's what's going on with me
Starting point is 00:06:42 what's up with you guys you guys have babies babies coming. My sister just had her baby. So I'm an uncle to a little baby boy. And I can't wait to buy more shoes. So that's awesome. But what's going on with you, Julianne, Eric? Are you excited, nervous? What's happening? Okay, I'm glad you mentioned that because I would like to point out I am not one of the people.
Starting point is 00:07:00 I was going to chime in first, guys. Me and Eric. I was going to chime in first about the pregnancy talk. Okay, go ahead. I was like, I just want to make the point that I am not one of the people. I was going to chime in first, guys. Me and Eric. I was going to chime in first about the pregnancy talk. Okay, go ahead. I was like, I just want to make the point that I am not having a baby. It is very much that I don't want to be involved in this. He's asking us because Leanne's pregnant, I'm pregnant. He's not asking you because you look pregnant, okay?
Starting point is 00:07:16 Whoa. So you don't need to respond right now. You did it. You chimed in. You could have just taken the back seat. You're not having a baby then all right you know what the floor is yours go ahead you're close i think what we think we just started month seven wow coming up on it so that's what three months seven eight nine or two months um dude yeah it's getting
Starting point is 00:07:38 it's getting close we finally just like after the super bowl we've started like hunkering down and getting the apartment kind of prepped for stuff. I mean, we don't know what the hell we're prepping for, but we're doing things. So, yeah, we've had some ultrasounds, and it's getting real. That's for sure. Leanne's belly is getting huge. This last trimester, she has just plumped up her belly. I tell her that she carries it all in her belly because people still are surprised to see her as she's pregnant.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Yeah. She's carrying it all there. She hasn't really gained weight in her belly because people still are like surprised to see her as she's pregnant yeah she's carrying it all there like she hasn't really gained weight in her face or anything and she's like yeah somebody
Starting point is 00:08:08 at work today said we're like whoa you're pregnant because she has just gotten so big on her belly damn yeah
Starting point is 00:08:14 she's losing her belly button which is kind of crazy oh weird it's really weird so we got two months left so we'll see
Starting point is 00:08:22 how big she gets but yeah dude she's we have this app that tells you how big the boy is going. Nice. Progressing to it. So Wednesday is our week point, and it's like he's as big as a head of lettuce now at this point.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Julianne, maybe you can speak on this, but I thought the weirdest thing, and maybe we discussed it, Eric maybe brought it up before, but the weirdest thing, and was it weird for you, Julianne, that you had your baby and this just happened with my sister and she's in the hospital for like a day and then you just take this thing home and then that's it you're responsible yeah you know what yes and it doesn't like the weirdness i feel like it doesn't fade like when felicity's sleeping you know she's eight now she's gonna be nine in april like i still look at her and think it's a trip that she's mine and i'm old
Starting point is 00:09:08 enough to be a mom and you know all that stuff and damn i'm gonna be 40 i'm old enough to probably be a grandma in some people's cases true that but but yeah it's like bringing home this little thing that you don't even know eric it's gonna just freaking blow your mind. I mean, I know a puppy is not the same thing, but like coming home and it's like, oh, we have a dog. And, you know, and then we took her to get groomed once. And we've started getting her haircut. And then we had to leave her and we came home and she wasn't there. And that was weird. And then we only had her for what, like three, four months at this point?
Starting point is 00:09:40 Yeah. I can only imagine. Yeah. Your kid's nine years old. Now you're going to have three. And then it's like, I mean, you have a kid at home for probably around 18 years and it's like all right well this is mine my thing yeah walking out with walking out with it when it's like the size of an effing football and then you're just like all right i gotta make sure this
Starting point is 00:09:58 thing doesn't die yeah like what the hell dude from the hospital to your house yeah that's the scary part you're freaking out all these doctors aren't a of little buzzer away like okay this is now in my house and i have to make sure it's fed and cleaned and so weird thing and like i see videos on instagram where like dad's walking into a room and a baby's just sleeping and they just kind of like look at it it's like are you alive like just making sure it's like you're just yeah man i it's gonna be it's gonna be crazy. I think I'm going to probably, I mean, I'm going to do dates in May, and then Leanne's taking six months off. I'll probably get a couple months, and then it's like that point.
Starting point is 00:10:33 I just don't even know. Like, the life, your life is literally just like, all right, is this thing alive and healthy, basically? Yeah. My mom always jokes. She's like, yeah, I mean, even when you're older, you don't stop thinking about them. She's like, just wait till you have a kid. I know you give me crap about me checking in on you at 30 years old. And she's like, it just doesn't stop ever. Now, Julianne, how about this part with the baby?
Starting point is 00:10:57 Now you have it home. How long until you leave it for the first time? I mean, you might be different from regular. Julianne's strapping that baby and taking it to the bar. What are you talking about? Like week one. I do the whole six weeks thing where I do not leave the house. Like I don't leave.
Starting point is 00:11:16 I don't let anybody come visit me. The only thing I do is when you have to go to the doctor's appointment, like the day after you go home, you have to go back to the doctors appointment like the day after you have the baby or the day after you go home you have to go back to the doctors besides that i don't leave so six weeks for sure i'll be home and then um then i'd like tend to like go out but this is this is gonna be my first time that i leave the baby earlier than i really want to because my birthday is five weeks after my dude on a cruise yeah so kick that baby like a football and bounce i know i am i'm kicking it to my mom's house so i'm really i i'm six weeks as of i'm six weeks i'm six months as of this friday ew um and i'm i'm due june 21st which is five weeks before my birthday. So I'm really hoping
Starting point is 00:12:06 she comes the beginning of June. So I don't need her. How about the first time, the very first kid you had, how long until you, you were away from it for 24 hours or a long period of time? Honestly, it probably, probably months, months. And not because I just, I couldn't be away from her. I don't, I didn't have that feeling with the first one. It's just, I didn't have anything to do now. If I had something to do, it'd be different story. But yeah, I don't, I don't have that weird, like, um, where I have to be attached to them all the time. I've never had that with any child. Like they're going to be fine with your mom. They're going to be fine with your dad or your sister or your, whoever your siblings, your brother. Um, so it's just, they'll be okay. You're going to come back. You have 18 years,
Starting point is 00:12:53 hopefully with them in the house. Um, they'll, they'll be good. You good. Go out. Don't lose yourself. You're Gucci. How strict are you on the six weeks thing about like nobody coming over and super extremely yeah yeah because i know it's like it's obviously babies like you don't want like weird like you know you know germs and crap and all that yeah you just like leanne sat there and brewed this baby for 10 months just to go out and get sick because someone wants to come over with their gross hands or they're not they're not i don't know they're sick and they don't know it just yet and then two days later oh crap eric i totally got the flu no i know my mom is my mom has a trip to japan the week before she's due whoa yeah i know and we're like kind of telling her like yo like
Starting point is 00:13:36 i don't just depending on when he's around you might need to like take some days you know just quarantine it up and yeah even when you come mask up and she's like whoa you know my mom's very much like what yeah you got it it's like you're coming from a foreign country for 10 days like yeah you're gonna be stuck in a tube for 14 hours the the one thing i do gotta tell you though um is make sure they have a whooping cough shot because the whooping cough shot babies will die from it if they get it like if a parent just happens to i'm not a parent of someone outside of the house happens to just a regular cough and then comes around the baby and coughs and doesn't realize it if they're not vaccinated with that whooping cough then the baby gets it it could pass and jeez so many stories about it so that's super important this is why i can't have a kid dude i'll be tripping out about all this stuff leanne actually leanne just got her
Starting point is 00:14:23 whooping cough vaccination during the pregnancy because they give her, I guess the mom it's to help start the immunization through the baby while it's still before it's born. She just got it last week, I think. That's good. That's key. Tyler, with your
Starting point is 00:14:38 girlfriends, do they go through all this? I mean, how long before you can hold the baby what do you mean with my girl are they afraid that you're gonna drop it or no no i mean the last the last time i held a baby i held my cousin's baby when i was in cincinnati and it's dude honestly that was the first time i had held a baby in years and it it was weird, man, because you're just holding this thing. You're like, this is a little human. I am five times this thing.
Starting point is 00:15:12 I'm holding it, and I'm like, I'm tripping out right now. What is happening? Yeah, I don't want to hold any babies. People shove babies in my – I don't want to. I don't want to hold it. I don't want to be responsible for that. I don't mind it, because usually I'll hold it I mean I don't want to be responsible for that I don't mind it because usually I'll be I'll hold it like if I'm around like family or something like I had my brother my aunt and like a couple of people with me so like that was fine and she was a cute
Starting point is 00:15:33 little thing so I was like okay like this is cool but it's still weird yeah my brother had basically like dump my niece and nephew into my lap I'm like one to drop a baby. Because I'd be borderline suicidal if I hurt a baby in some way. Like, I would be unconsolable, you know? So don't give me that baby. Keep it away from me. Let me tell you what I did one time real quick. Oh, great. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Here we go. What? Okay, this is before I had a baby. Okay. Don't tell me you held a baby in a bar or something. No. But it's worse than that i think i was like i don't know 27 28 and i was wasted okay i was at my friend's house and i was i was in socks and they had like laminate flooring
Starting point is 00:16:21 oh they're like they're like holdaminate flooring. And they're like, hold the baby. I'm like, okay. I was like, I don't know what I did. Like if I did a pirouette, I don't know, which is a spin. I don't know what I did. I don't really remember. What are you, spun holding the baby? I don't remember. I had to have done something or maybe I was just rocking it.
Starting point is 00:16:43 I don't know what I did, But either way, I dropped the baby. But I caught it. So it didn't hit the floor, but it was like inches away. And the dad, who was my friend, he still is, he shot up to Dustin. He's like, what the hell? I'm like, why are you giving me your baby i ain't nobody's mom like oh my god sorry tyler for judging you i'm i'm gonna be honest with you i am very rarely less speechless i don't know what the hell just jeez you guys I'm sweating
Starting point is 00:17:25 I feel so bad and he'll bring it up that's something you don't forget he'll be like random people will come up to me oh dude I just ran into your friend Dustin and I was like oh yeah I love him we used to work together in Chili's for years
Starting point is 00:17:44 he's like yeah he said that you dropped his baby. I'm so much better now, though. What the hell, dude? He's alive. I was about to say, there's a baby a little off now. I remember when Auntie Julianne dropped you on your head. God.
Starting point is 00:18:08 That's the smartest kid around at school, so he's good. If you want me to babysit for you, Eric, let me know. All right. Eric, don't do it. All right. don't do it uh all right we read this thing on the woody show that adults still sleep with their stuffed animals or like blankets that they had when they were kids are you one of those people do you have stuffed animals tyler from when i was a kid no i. You got new subtitles? He has his legos. No, no, no, no, no. That's not what I meant.
Starting point is 00:18:47 I mean, I had an ex-girlfriend. Okay, so Stitch is my favorite Disney character, right? Yes. So an ex-girlfriend of mine knew this, so she bought me a couple of the plushies to go with it. They're cool. They just sit on my bookshelf. I don't sleep with them.
Starting point is 00:19:02 You dry hump them? Yeah. No, I do not. Shut up. Do you rub them and think? I used you dry hump them? No, I do not. Shut up. Mine. Let's make that very clear. I do not. I think
Starting point is 00:19:13 from the stuff I had since I was a kid, I think the last time I slept with them, I was like maybe five, six, maybe. I don't know. I grew out of that pretty quickly. Wow. Yeah. The other reason I'm bringing it up is because did you guys see on my Instagram at Menace, M-E-N-A-C, that I went to that little like haunted house thing that was being put on by the movie Imaginary and it was all about the stuffed bear that was like creepy.
Starting point is 00:19:39 It's called Chauncey. This thing is pretty scary. I went to the haunted house with Jojo and it's so weird, like something that looks harmless that they can make it super scary. Go check it out on my Instagram, at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E. Go watch the trailer. The movie comes out March 8th. It looks pretty scary if you had any nightmares when you were a kid.
Starting point is 00:20:00 I'm sure it's going to relive them. But let's talk about something that's not scary. Let's talk about something that's not scary let's talk about something that eric is very passionate about it's called the lazy dog beer club hell yeah nice now tyler you might want to apply for this eric maybe you want to apply for it as well but did you see that lazy dog restaurants has a job opening until march 8th dinosaur handler they're gonna be doing like a dino beer thing eric i'm gonna text you the uh description of this job read it for me and see if we should have tyler apply for it or you apply for it since you're a big lazy dog beer club fan job title chief
Starting point is 00:20:37 dinosaur handler key responsibilities tame and manage our herd of dino beers and oversee them when lazy dog beer club members pick up their eight pack of four uniquely brewed beers and take advantage of restaurant perks are you passionate about craft beer and have an inexplicable talent for taming prehistoric creatures lazy dog beer club is headed on a thrilling expedition back in time with its 21st quarterly release the land of the lost featuring an eight pack of four uniquely brewed beers from our breweries across the country this extraordinary journey into the age of dinosaurs brings forth a unique opportunity for an enthusiastic and skilled individual to join
Starting point is 00:21:15 our dynamic team as chief dinosaur handler expertise in paleontology safety protocols and most importantly crucial tasting abilities in the field of beer this role not only involves handling the majestic dinosaurs but also handling the intricate details of ladies beer club kits ensuring a seamless experience for our members please note that this is a temporary assignment offering an extraordinary opportunity for adventure your time has come so these beer club things they do quarterly releases and it's all themed it's usually like video games um hollywood and then they have like beers you got a stout so that probably sounds like a stego stout is yeah it's probably gonna be a stout
Starting point is 00:21:50 themed beer or like and have how long have you been a member of the beer club oh probably since i mean i wouldn't i wouldn't say the beginning because i don't know the exact time i've been in it for years so 21st quarterly release so that's what quarterly for aly, four a year, 21. So that's what? Like five years? Yeah. I've probably been around since close to the beginning. Dude, I have so many cups. So many Lazy Dog cups.
Starting point is 00:22:12 And they're all themed. They're cool. They're nice. They're nice drinking cups. Nice meet you lot of cups. Yeah. Now you can apply at LazyDogRestaurants.com. But I thought of Tyler when it came to this job because if you pay attention to Tyler's social media, what has he been posting recently? Yeah, the Jurassic Park Legos.
Starting point is 00:22:30 He's always a – he's like dinosaur adjacent at all times. Jurassic Park is one of my favorite movie series of all time. And, yes, if you have been paying attention, I did finish the Lego set where the T-Rex breaks through the gate. It is awesome. It's sitting here right on my bookshelf. It looks great. Organized feeding times for your beer club members safety protocols conduct daily walks with the spirited dinosaurs showcasing their unique brews and awestruck members work closely with the brewers develop and enjoy unique craft beers this is a dope job dude i guarantee you that i can do better than the last person who
Starting point is 00:23:05 had this job and i say that because if you watch jurassic park and all the way at the end when they're going through the credits there is a credit i do not remember the guy's name but there is a credit for a guy and his title in the movie was dinosaur handler that guy failed at his job i could do way better than that develop and implement a comprehensive feeding and nutrition plan based on individual species requirements ensuring that the dinosaurs diets harmoniously complement the unique flavors and themes of the craft beers featured in lazy dog beer club releases dude tyler apply i will be applying this as we are not i love the beer club you get these quarterly releases
Starting point is 00:23:45 you get a free sampler uh but yeah you get one of those free a month you get the 22 ounce for the 16 ounce price you get priority seating if it's packed house beer club is dope dude nice it's open to everybody not just tyler again on their website you have until march 8th just go to lazydogrestaurants.. You guys want some other food news. All right. One of my favorite items. When I went to the Taco Bell event, the Taco Bell live event during the super bowl in Las Vegas was the
Starting point is 00:24:15 Tahin lineup that they have now. Now they have it for you to try in orange County. So look for it at the Taco Bell, orange County locations, but the Tahin crunchy taco is here to County locations. But the Tahin Crunchy Taco is here, Tahin Twist, and the Tahin Strawberry Freeze. The Tahin Twist, dude, I absolutely love them. Dude, I thought
Starting point is 00:24:32 that they tasted better than the Cinnamon Twist. Like, I went back for like three bags. They were so good. I think it is a perfect mashup. Alright, another one that Tyler loved, Jack in a Box. in a box yes has some new items the garlic parmesan wings the jack's buffalo wings pineapple express shake
Starting point is 00:24:54 birria grilled cheese chicken tater melts dude the chicken tater melt it's chicken with a tater layer i'm in okay three of those sound really good the pineapple i'll pass on because i'm slightly allergic to pineapple so i'll just pass it looks like a dole whip to be honest okay and then what was that a birria grilled cheese yes are you in or out sounds bomb yeah um yeah i'll i'll try like here's the thing it has to look appetizing because i know uh what was it del taco in the box come on no no but del taco did like that birria ramen yeah it looks disgusting i ate it oh my god no for the grilled cheese if it looks appetizing i'll try it at least i do love a grilled cheese and I do love the birria dip.
Starting point is 00:25:46 So, yeah, I might try it. Dude, everybody's getting into the wing game because Taco Bell also announced. No, never mind. They announced chicken nuggets. It's Popeye's that's coming out with wings as well. Do we have enough chickens on the planet for all this stuff? Hasn't Popeye's had wings for like a minute minute though like they've had it for a while right no just a couple weeks no i'm telling you really yeah look it up google it okay all right i think i think i'm right
Starting point is 00:26:16 i'm not 100 confident on that one how about this lays and ihop unite for rooty-tooty fresh and fruity potato chips that involve the pancake-flavored, bacon-flavored, and strawberry-flavored maple syrup notes. Out. You're not even going to try it, Walmart exclusive. I tried the, it was Lays that did the chicken and waffles. Yeah. And that was, that crap was rough.
Starting point is 00:26:45 I did not like it. So I'm thinking we're flirting with chicken and waffles. Yeah. And that was that crap was rough. I did not like it. So I'm thinking we're flirting with chicken and waffles. Like they're just trying to throw too much in on a chip. The sweet and savory, I get what they're going for. But yeah. Anything that tastes like syrup, I'm out. Can't do it. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:57 I hate syrup. How about pancakes? Yeah. No, strawberry. I have to have strawberry. Like strawberry syrup? Yeah. I can't do maple. No. No, dog. Sick have to have strawberry. Like strawberry syrup? Yeah. I can't do maple.
Starting point is 00:27:06 No, dog. Sick. So good. All right. Kind of in the same vein, Eagle Waffles Pancake House. Have you seen this? Available on Airbnb. It's just an hour outside of Knoxville, Tennessee.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Eric, you're into Airbnb. You were just in Joshua Tree enjoying yourself. Would you go to the Eagle Waffle House? Look this thing up. It looks pretty cool. It's decked out. I'm always down for a good waffle. So I'm assuming you get like it's stocked up.
Starting point is 00:27:34 So I'm definitely down. Dude, it looks super legit. It's not like half-assed. Like every single inch of this rental. It looks like an effing waffle. Yeah, right. It's like if effing waffle. Yeah, right? It's like if you make the Octagon cage in the UFC, a giant waffle, and then lived in it. It's awesome.
Starting point is 00:27:51 I like it. The house inside is even better. It's like butter and pancake walls and sofas and crap. This is great. Look it up. I'm just going to ask how much to buy this house. I just saw it. It's very yellow.
Starting point is 00:28:06 If you don't like the color yellow, it is so... It's got a Hansel and Gretel house. Yeah. Look it up, people. Look it up. Alright. You guys want some emails from the people? Alright. We have an email here. Subject line. Tyler's tattoos, which was a big topic on the last podcast
Starting point is 00:28:22 episode. No. I don't think this is a bad one. This is from our friend Jason in Hawaii who loves to write us. So if you would like to write us an email, it's writethepod at gmail.com. And I think you kind of answered this question already, Tyler, but it said, are you open to other video game tattoos like a Rockstar Games logo, a Grand Theft Auto 6 logo and a playstation logo because maybe you can get some free merch out of it or maybe a playstation yeah so i am open to the other games other companies all that stuff like that i mean i mean well i do have the red dead tattoo already and
Starting point is 00:29:00 that is rockstar so i technically have the rockstar face covered but i thought about a gta one and i thought about somewhere on the sleeve just putting like five small gray stars that would represent like the wanted level in gta yeah i think tyler definitely needs to fill the the empty spots in between the tattoos to make it like an official sleeve to make it look really good uh currently the the hodgepge you know is a little weird but you gotta fill in those spots you are right about filling in the spot so i was actually talking to brett about this the other day um i had an idea and then he brought up a suggestion so my thinking was is like what if i just have like a cord that flows through um basically like the little empty space and it just leads to a
Starting point is 00:29:46 controller and brett's thing is like well the only problem with that is that cords are black and the black might smudge after a while like that's a good point so his thing was like what if like in the empty spaces you put little buttons from different controllers so like you put the x button from like playstation or you put like the a button from xbox you know something like that and i thought about that and i was like that's actually not a bad idea because that doesn't i gotta see it first we gotta see if i have to take a look at it yeah which baseball tattoo is going to be covered up on the arm wittier uh so on this yeah so the on the uh the video game one is the angels one so that one at least it's the crappier team and then once i thanks and then
Starting point is 00:30:28 once i get uh the wrestling sleeve done that will be the uh no i love it dude it's gonna rule the wrestling sleeve i just thought it was a wrestling tattoo this the undertaker but it's a sleeve no no so i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna show that i'll be honest like look like i talked i talked to brett about this too we both agreed like hell yeah wrestlers have such cool like individual logos that just basically used to express them yeah they do so and a lot of them are pretty pretty dope so yeah are you gonna have girl wrestlers on your arm as well yeah some naked ones um yeah okay okay some big old knockers yeah hold that thought um i'm trying to think are there any real what about those two redhead girls i don't know if they're still
Starting point is 00:31:16 wrestlers i don't think that they are but why redhead yeah those two sisters weren't no the bella twins right yeah they're not ready those twins i wow because they look like julianne no i know they don't i hated it because they were just like i i they just weren't good like and everyone's like oh these are like the two especially nikki the one that was engaged to john cena for a while they're like oh she's like the longest reigning women's champion that women's division was awful like she wasn't good you feel me eric so i have a question what your newer tattoos you have the ones that i had to talk to randy about this because i have no clue what the hell these video game references are so one of them is like health and like um bars right like so like
Starting point is 00:32:02 your health your stamina bars he pointed out that those were like not at full. So like you were taking damage. Okay, that's interesting. But my thing he pointed out was, so your other one, what's the game? Far Cry 5? Far Cry 5, yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:18 So the other one, he pointed out to me that it's the villain group in the game, right? Oh, yeah. The logos? And isn't the villain group in this game based around like a christian cult oh that is correct wow all right that's some deep meaning right there okay i'm just he told me this and i was just i just wanted to make sure that we're on the same page wow so it's it's not even colton general
Starting point is 00:32:45 that that i guess just happens to be christian when you put it that way oh okay i i was is this your first related tattoo yeah uh it is not so oh you have the scripture huh yeah yes yes yes uh so i forgot about that one my mom yeah i know that one's up there i was talking to my mom about that one because she's like, what's that from? And I kind of. Oh. I was going to ask you, what did your mom say about that one? I mean, she was cool about it.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Yeah, because they're Christian. What does it matter? No, it does matter. I'm Christian and a Christian cult, like that's not okay. Any cult is not okay. Oh, I guess. Yeah. In my eyes.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm not saying it's okay but the the game quickly became one of my favorite games and the good guy doesn't really have a symbol i guess in that game because he is you play as a deputy in that game i'm not going to get a deputy badge because everybody's gonna be like what the hell's a random sheriff's badge on your arm so yeah why do you have all those random yeah games on your arm for people who don't play games? Okay, I've been waiting a little while. I'm glad you brought that up. I've been waiting a little while to ask this question.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Has anybody recognized the tattoo right away? And be 100% honest. Well, in person or online? In person. Outside my family. One of my coworkers recognized the Red Dead one right away when I was at work. You should walk into GameStop and see how many people recognize you. He'll be king in GameStop.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Dude, just go flex on him. Hey, what do you want for free, man? He's standing there. He wears a tank top. He's just like really reaching for things. He's up in the air. Yeah, he takes his shirt and folds up his sleeves so the funny thing is is that when i was getting it done uh one of the co-workers of the girl that was doing it
Starting point is 00:34:33 he came in and he looked at the design he's like i've seen that design before i can't put my finger on it but i've seen it and he came back about five minutes later he's like that's red dead and far cry 5 isn't it i was like yeah it is hell yeah brother and then he gave a about five minutes later. He's like that's Red Dead and Far Cry 5 isn't I was like that is hell Yeah, brother Yeah It's like it's it's it's a for me thing That's if you recognize it cool and like there have been plenty of people that on my other arm because I have the Undertaker tattoo There have been plenty of people that have recognized that one, you know, usually get like a good little small conversation about it
Starting point is 00:35:02 So, I mean, that's you know, it's For me, okay. Can you can you text me a picture of your undertaker tattoo i i want to yeah she wants to see it remember when we were hanging out with tyler and we thought his ringtone was the taco bell dong yeah we're like dude is your ringtone the taco bell sound he's like no it's the undertaker bro he used to pop out of a coffin back in the day yeah yeah yeah that is still currently my text all right all right how about this how about this and uh i think i already know the answer to the question because you talked about it earlier now everybody here on the podcast we love disney would you get a disney tattoo and so, what character would you get?
Starting point is 00:35:49 I have plans for one with my sister. She wants to get the Aristocats. Because, like, the three cats, me, my brother, my sister. That's awesome. That's probably going to end up on me somewhere. I have a cat leg going, so I was thinking about trying to work it into my cat leg. That's cool. Tyler, Stitch, right?
Starting point is 00:36:02 Yeah. I've thought about it. I don't know. Dude, Stitch on your stomach would be lit, dude. A big ass Stitch? That'd be hard. I've thought about Stitch one. I don't know what it would be or where I would put it, but I've thought about it.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Dude, when Tyler has a kid, he's definitely getting a Stitch tattoo. Make it look like it's jumping into your belly button, like it's going into the ocean. not putting it anywhere near my stomach okay let's just clarify that real quick no i want a giant stitch that'd be awesome all right if i got one i would probably do oswald the o og the cat yeah oswald oh yeah yeah i think that'd be cool and is just like so typical girl just like a mermaid a. I've been in love with Ariel since I can remember. I used to sing all of her songs. I would sing my sister to sleep. I would jump. I would go into the pool and like lift my legs up out of the pool.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Like I was Ariel. I love her. I love, love, love her. All right. Oh, God. There's that effing Undertaker tattoo. Nice. Love it.
Starting point is 00:37:04 So good. You bruised up on that? What the hell is that picture, man? No, there was a lot of shading in there. That's like, I mean, I've gotten a lot of work done and that's like, that shit looks irritated. Yeah, it does. Yeah, got scabies or something.
Starting point is 00:37:18 Yeah. I'm just trying to like it. I mean, that's your arm? Picture. That's my arm. That's your arm? That's my arm. I see what you're doing. No, no. See what I'm doing? I'm looking at the photo. It's the inside of his arm. His palm's facing up.
Starting point is 00:37:35 I guess we're not looking. All the red, he did a very light shading, so it was like being with a bunch of like mini needles so that's what I was doing I know how tattoos work dude we're just saying we don't get bruised up like
Starting point is 00:37:55 that after we get tattoos I mean nice that was on my inner arm so yeah I guess maybe I get more bruised up there I don't know whatever anyways that was like six, seven years ago. Wow. All right. Well, that has been Tattoo Talk, everybody.
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Starting point is 00:38:33 Shout out to our boy Joe Coy. Just go to j-o-k-o-y.com. That's j-o-k-o-y.com. Check him out live. Also, check out our boy Fluffy, a.k.a. Gabriel Iglesias. Just go to fluffyguy.com myself and ravey got to hang out with him the other day because funko pop i didn't know this and i should have known this but funko pop actually started from bob's big boy now the story is the
Starting point is 00:39:00 guy that invented funko pop went to bob's big Boy and said, hey, you should have a little figurine of Bob Big Boy, right? Yeah. So he went to the company, he made it, and then that kind of led him on a path of making Funko Pop. So he was there at Bob's Big Boy the other day. Gabriel Iglesias was there. Meredith from The Office was there. It was such a cool event and it meant a lot
Starting point is 00:39:26 to the guy that started funko pop to be back there yeah they look like giant funko's like yeah the bob's big boy guy that's out in front of or on top of most diners until he did a speech i had no idea i just thought oh they're doing a funko pop big boy collab. But yeah, that's how it all got started. Really, really cool story. Shout out to the one in Downey. That was mine and Leanne's early date spots. Nice. No money and go get some food cheap.
Starting point is 00:39:52 Hell yeah. So shout out to Bob's. Real quick. Yeah. Real quick. So I actually did know that story because Netflix put a documentary on it like years ago. No way.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Yeah, I just looked it up it's called making fun the story of funko came out in 2018 and i gotta go watch that and i remember him saying that the original i guess like the first ever toy that they put out technically it was actually a bobblehead yeah yeah big boy yeah so the funko design didn't come until like the one that we all know and love didn't come until way late yeah yeah he said that it just put him on a path to start funko yeah yeah it was i was so wild that it was the one in burbank because i was working at iheart at the time i was like oh that's kind of cool but because it's only a mile and a half down the street but uh yeah no if you get a chance definitely watch the documentary it's pretty cool i'm definitely gonna check that out
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Starting point is 00:42:26 Just search The Woody Show. Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yeah, just a little something for Eric. After you bring home that little bundle of joy, I posted it on my Instagram and I thought it was so funny and I tagged you, Eric. Not sure if you saw it, but
Starting point is 00:42:42 it's a series on YouTube called Doggyland. Oh, I did, with Snoop Dogg. Yeah, it's created by Snoop Dogg. I thought that was pretty cool, so definitely look into that. The clip that you posted was funny. I liked it. Wasn't it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:58 I was like, no way. I saw it on TikTok. I'm like, this is not real. I looked it up, and boom. So sometimes I got to switch from Miss Rachel to doggy land now nice all right tyler do you have anything to say before we leave uh yes if anybody didn't know i don't know if you guys saw this story or not uh that wendy's was gonna start doing like the fluctuating price of them yeah the surge pricing stuff yeah which is absolutely insane well do not fear as of this morning wendy's now says the surge pricing stuff yeah which is absolutely insane well do not fear as of this morning wendy's now says the surge pricing will not happen we are back baby oh it's the last time
Starting point is 00:43:30 you went to a wendy's it's been maybe a year but still felicity just went yesterday the only problem with wendy's is that there's not one really close to me like if i'm getting something fast food related i don't want to go more than a mile or two i think the nearest wendy's for me is like five miles yeah i'm with tyler if it was near me i'm probably hitting it all the time but there's not one close to me yeah oh whatever don't know about that i mean i haven't been there in years, but it was always the chicken sandwich there. Yeah, I haven't had it in a while, but their spicy chicken nugs always slapped. Nice. All right, Eric, anything before we leave?
Starting point is 00:44:12 I'm actually upset that I didn't get this far down on the lazy dog dinosaur descriptions because, you know, hopefully people are still listening because this might be a little treat. One of the requirements, Tyler, is the ability to communicate in dinosaur roars grunts in the universal language of beer so could we get maybe a test run of a dinosaur roar or grunt yeah i think this is a good time to workshop some of this um i cannot do a roar but i can do i can maybe do a grunt i'm trying to think come on you can do a you can do a grunt. I'm trying to think. Come on. You can do a roar. I guess a grunt would just be like, it would be something like, or something like that. Come on. You're not even trying.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Do you want this job or not? Come on. You know what? I got to be prepped up. My throat is sore. Come on. No, no. Look, I'll be real.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Dude, I can't be giving away free material for my competition. I can't do it. Give me the grunt again, at least. What is that? The first one was better. I heard your cough sound better. More dinosaur-like than whatever the hell that was. Sorry, dude.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Is that better? All right. Well, check out our friend's Lazy Dog restaurant. Oh, I can't announce announce it but there's something happening so uh wait for the woody show instagram to talk about it and i think that's it thank you so much for oh wait did eric did you say your last you said your last yeah yeah okay we got that great grunt yeah oh yeah yeah true all right uh hopefully we'll get r Randy on the pod and he'll explain himself. And we'll see you next week.
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