What's New Podcast - Sorry Listeners, Mattel HQ Visit, Birthday Wishes, K Flay and More!

Episode Date: October 10, 2019

On this episode of The Whats New Podcast We Say Sorry Listeners talk Mattel HQ Visit, Birthday Wishes, K Flay and More!

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Please play responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BidMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. What's up, everybody, and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace. I am Menace. We have Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He is a syndication expert for the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States, also on AFN around the world. And he has a assistant. His name is Nick Soundwave. What is up, Nick? What's up, Menace? No lover today.

No lover today. No love for Bort. Also, Nick works for Fox Sports, so i'd like to ask him sports questions we have randy who is a radio dj himself on what stations randy alt 1061 bakersfield crab radio and alt 987 in los angeles plus he goes and grabs food for the woody show each and every morning and he runs all the video for the woody show morning show we have our board operator for Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles and Orange County. He goes by the name of Tyler. What is up, Tyler? What's up, everybody?

All right. I want to start off this podcast, and I want to say a huge sorry to a few people. Uh-oh. We messed up, guys. Pretty hardcore. We did? So we went and had all the... Yeah, we did.

We did. And we should have noticed from the What's New Pod Instagram page at What's New Pod. We all got these pizza tattoos, but we did have listeners who hit us up and said, hey, we're going to get pizza tattoos as well. We forgot to shout them out. And I feel horrible about it. So big shout out to Ron. You can check out his pizza tattoo at What's New Pod. Also, what's up to Katie?

She got her pizza tattoo on her arm. Looks badass. And Leon got a hybrid Dildar pizza tattoo that looks really, really cool. That was pretty sick. I'm not going to lie. You can check it out, once again, at What's New Pod on Instagram. I'm so sorry. We were just back-to-back with events, and it totally slipped my mind to give you guys

a shout-out, but I hope we redeemed ourself right now. Especially to Ron because he got his first. I know, Ron. And I think we're going to see Ron at my birthday party, right? I believe so. Okay, good. He always drives down. He's always around for it.

So he will be there. Okay, good. Today, after our recording, we're going to hit up Mattel HQ. Who's excited? Hell yeah! Yeah, yeah. So I have no idea what's going on

but they texted me and said are you into Batman we have warts yes yes are you into Jurassic Park

yes or Jurassic World yes all the same and I remember Nick Soundwave when we asked what your favorite toys

were you brought up Jurassic I have boxes and boxes of Hot Wheels and then I had one of my favorite toys growing up you brought up Jurassic Park. Dude, I have boxes and boxes of Hot Wheels, and then I had one of my favorite toys growing up was the Jurassic Park little RC car with the

the, um... The spitter. The little spitter dinosaur in the back. Yeah, it would shoot water at people. And then finally, they asked us if we were into WWE. Yes! Do they know who we're talking to right now? Hell yeah, brother. Woo! And I totally forgot that they're doing... They came out with the WWE Ghostbusters collaboration. If have that my head's gonna freaking fly off

Because I saw it at Comic Con and the display was so insane If I if they have that I'm gonna lose my ish So if they have that we need to have an EMT on standby because Randy's gonna pass out. Yeah Mouth to mouth. Everything will be fine. It's okay. It's okay. Do it.

Do it. Just let me go. Check out all the photos and videos that we can post at What's New Pod on Instagram. Now, just recently on Monday, I hosted the Menace Monday on the Woody show because Woody went to Pittsburgh with his son to go check out some games. And while I was doing that show, I asked everybody in the room, what would they put on their birthday wishlist? But I didn't get anybody's wishlist in this room.

What is your top three? I'm going to start with Bort. What would you put on your birthday wishlist? Is it sad that I thought of this as you guys were doing the segment? I immediately had it figured out already. Okay. First of all, I want to ride in a Batmobile. I don't care which one.

I will ride in any single one. If I could ride in the Tim Burton one, that'd be fantastic. But any single Batmobile. I would like to be in any Star Wars movie or cartoon show. Sweet. Nice, yeah.

Anything Star Wars. I don't care what it is. I could be getting shot. That's fine. And I would like to pull a menace and take a tour of the Hasbro production facility so I can see where they make the Transformers.

Where is Hasbro located? That's in Southern California, right? I believe it is, yes. Oh, jeez. Alright. So that way, not only can we check out WWE figures and Batman figures, but then I can go check out the Transformers and Star Wars figures. That's a wrap. Better really than an EMT on site.

Alright. All right. Better security. Tyler, what's next on your list? Mine is a lot more simple. Mine is to go to Atlanta and watch a Falcons game. Nice. I don't care where I sit in the stadium. As long as I'm in the stadium in there, I could care less.

By the way, you can hear the Woody Show Morning Show on Alt 1057 in Atlanta. That's right. All right. My second thing is I want to meet Woody Show Morning Show on Alt 1057 in Atlanta. That's right. All right. My second thing is I want to meet The Undertaker. Nice. That is number two. My friends have met him so many times. And I'm jealous of your friends.

Okay. I'll hit him up. I'll see what we can do. I have his tattoo on me. What are the circumstances, though? Do you want to sit down and eat with him? Because if you meet him, it's going to be like how he has it going. Do you want to hug him?

Do you want to ride on his motorcycle with him? Oh, that would be epic. Oh, my God. That would be amazing. That would be so cool. Can you imagine just driving down the road and just see Tyler straddled right behind the Undertaker on the motorcycle? I feel bad for the Undertaker, man.

He's going to have to wear a splash guard or something. Sparks flying out. Okay, all right. Let's be nice. All right. Third, this one's actually super personal to me. I want to take a flying lesson in a plane

I've always wanted to fly since I was a kid so I always thought that would be really fun that's scary as hell I'll watch from the airport I will fly if you guys want to parachute I will fly so if you feel in danger you can just jump I still don't trust it

we get pitched flying lessons in schools all the time. If you really want to do it, would you really do it? I am totally down to do it. Dude. When I was a kid, Natural Geographic used to have this show called Air Emergency. What? Yes. Dude, that's the worst we used ever.

I used to watch it religiously. They would always explain what this button did, what this lever did. Dude, that's the worst reason ever. I used to watch it religiously. And I used to, they would always explain like what this button did, what this lever did. And I was so fascinated by it that I actually still remember what some of them do. Can you imagine him? I'm going to fight a plane, man. Okay, imagine him pulling up to the airport in the van and his instructor see him walking out of the van. What do you think is going to happen? Are you going to fit in the Cessna, man?

I'm not even trying to be a dick. I'm being legit. He'll make it. Small planes, aren't they? That's a good point, though. Do you want to fly in a Cessna? What kind of plane do you want to fly in? Well, if I'm being realistic, I'd have to fly in a small plane.

All right. You know what would be fun? We should get him into one of those jets with those Air Force pilots. Blue Angels and stuff. They asked me to do that too i say no what oh that i would do blue angels i'm down pass it in i'd only do it because i'm not flying the jet i'm very on the fence about it i'm not sure if i'd want to do it i'm not sure if i would for sure pass out i would i would definitely barf i'd probably pass out it's not enough reasoning for me all right randy what's on your list?

So my birthday's in the summer, and a lot of the things that I wanted to do kind of happened in the wintertime. But one of the things is I want to drop a puck at a Ducks game. We can make that happen. Oh, dude. Come on. You have to drag me out with an oxygen mask to the ice rink

because I'm going to be passing out. I definitely want to throw out an opening pitch at a Dodger game. I feel like that would be really fun too. And then finally, I want to feed an elephant. Feed an elephant? Yeah, I just want to feed an elephant. Oh, this is so cool. Dude, the zoo is like right here, man.

I don't think you can feed them, though. I can't roll up and be like, yeah, I'm here to feed the elephants. You can feed the giraffes. Is that wine safari thing still happening in Malibu? Yeah, it's still happening. But they've got a giraffe. I already fed a giraffe at the LA Zoo. Oh, sorry.

Glory, Fred. Come on, giraffe. I was really close once in fifth grade when I went to Shambhala, but a bunch of lions and tigers. You want to feed the lions? We know. Shambhala? Yeah.

But the elephant had died like a year prior. Cool. They probably knew you were coming. I'm out, man. Nick Soundwave, what's on your list? I feel really gypped that I'm going last here because I feel like I'm kind of just stealing ideas from ideas I've already heard. Okay.

So I want to go skydiving. That's always kind of popped up in my mind, just weird things that I want to do. I'll fly your plane. I always felt kind of weird. When he said this, I was like, gosh, man, imagine getting in your plane to skydive and Tyler's the one flying. Well, it's perfect because you're already planning on jumping out and Tyler's flying. You're immediately going to jump out. There's no backing out of it.

I think about the skydiving situation and it's really weird and kind of talks about my psyche. The weirdest part about that to me would being strapped to somebody's chest yeah i'm about to jump out of a plane and i'm just feel more uncomfortable because i'm strapped to some dude's chest on top of me so i want to skydive i've randy stole my first pitch idea now are you really offended by that because we've kind of honed in on randy as a fake dodgers fan it's true am i offended that he stole am I offended that he wants to do it? That he wants to do it. He might not be a legit Dodgers fan. This Dodger hat he's wearing

looks pretty new. Actually, here's a question that almost every Dodger fan would know. All right. When's the last time the Dodgers won the World Series? 1988. Okay, okay.

Shut up. Shut your fat mouth. That's the easiest Dodgers litmus test question. The last World mouth. That's the easiest Dodgers test question. Last World Series. That's the only World Series highlight that they play throughout the Dodgers season. I'll be like, when did the A's go?

I go 89. I know nothing. Okay, Randy. What? Who hit the walk-off home run in game one of the 88 series? Wasn't it Kirk Gibson? Shut your fat mouth. That's the same trivia question, dude. It's like, I jumped in for the question.

I'll tell you though. Because here's my thing. I'm not the guy to, where were you? You're not a true fan. If you're a fan, you're a fan. I'm not here to

press people. That's why Nick Salway is a nice guy. Is Randy as much of a Dodger fan as me? I don't know. Is he more than Tyler? Yeah, because Tyler is a fan of 25 different, you know? Is Randy as much of a Dodger fan as me? I don't know. Is he more than Tyler? Yeah, because Tyler

is a fan of, you know, 25 different teams from 25 different cities. That's how we're going. Don't forget, he reps LA hard, man. But yeah, so we have a little bit of a hangover

here with the Dodgers first pitch. And then I want to travel somewhere that I've seen on Blue Planet or Planet Earth because, Menace, whenever they rip you

for the National Geographic plug for Disney+, you could ask Brett. They rip you for it. And I'm back here and I'm. Because Menace, whenever they rip you for the National Geographic plug for Disney Plus, you could ask Brett. They rip you for it. And I'm back here and I'm like, Menace. That's exactly what I'm looking forward to. I know. When we're sitting at home, me and my fiance, what do we want to watch?

Throw Blue Planet on. Throw something on. Yeah, it's such a trip. And we sit there and we watch. And I look over at her and I'm like, this is happening somewhere in the world right now. I know. We're sitting here in LA and this meerkat is popping up out of a hole in Africa somewhere or this jungle lion tiger is eating this antelope.

So I just want to travel somewhere that my mind really can't even comprehend. I know. I used to be so narrow-minded and say, I'm never leaving America. I'm cool here. Then I started traveling. It's been the best thing I've ever done. It's nice to even think about just cities a block over and then you think about

continents on the other side of the world and the animals and the bugs and yeah so I just want to travel somewhere where my mind

can't even grasp what I'm seeing. Probably northern lights maybe somewhere cold I don't know. Yeah. Well if you think you can help out

with anybody's list in this room hit us up on Instagram at what's new pod on Instagram that's at what's new pod I'll. That's at what's new pod. I'll do a post with everybody's wish list on there.

And don't forget, my birthday party is going down. I had a lot of what's new podcast listeners hit me up when I did that event with Julianne saying that they're going to be out there. And again, if you listen to this podcast and you're going to my party, if you don't have the information,

just go to thewoodyshow.com, click events. It's October 18th at Morongo Casino, 21 and up, 8 p.m. Free to get in. And on the way out, we're going to be giving out gift bags. But if you talk to the worker that's giving out the gift bags and you give them the password Zulcar, you'll get an extra special item, but you have to give them the password. That's all I'm going to say. I'm really excited for that night as well, because we're going to be recording a podcast afterwards and people have been digging our live podcast. I hear it nonstop. The last one

we did at Lazy Dog was super fun talking to all those listeners. They were hilarious. I had so much fun doing that. The Vegas one I keep on hearing about all the time saying, you guys were wasted. Hopefully we'll get on that level. I know Nick Soundwave will not disappoint that night on my birthday party. We can all

rely on Tyler to get ultra aggressive and drink lots of alcohol. My question is, is Tyler going to fall asleep during the podcast recording? No. Can you confirm this? I will be awake. His eyes are fluttering like butterflies.

I like the phrase, the light's on, but nobody's home. You'll catch Tyler, and it'll just be a blank stare into the distance. And then you'll call him. In the middle of us recording a podcast. You'll call him, and it'll be eye contact, but you're not sure if he's registering that he's looking at you, or where am I, what am I doing?

A head turn, and then the brain has to turn after the head to fully grasp what he's looking at. If I'm being honest, my mom says that all the time. When we record and he gets drunk, he varies from personalities. He goes from backyard wrestler to 70- old man that just ate at thanksgiving and sitting down on the couch about to fall asleep true and what's really popular is that sleeping video that we have a tyler we talked about it on the last podcast where he looked dead in his car in the parking

garage and there's something that i noticed in the video and i didn't say anything but then nick soundwave brought it up as well and it's super weird okay okay we have a try me we have a question okay so i don't hear this are you doing whippets in your van because listen to his voice listen to his voice on this piece of audio when he says hot dude you sound like you're doing whip you have a tank of gnaws and balloons in your back seat do it again play it again then i slowed it down a little bit listen to this did you do whippets are you on on drugs? I am not on drugs. You don't have to worry.

I am not on any sort of drug whatsoever. Are you sure? I am 100% sure. Okay, hold on. Hold on. I'm killing the mics for this. I really want you to hear this. I'm on air.

Whippets, dude. Whippets. You are a drug user. You need to go to rehab. You bastard. Tyler, why is your backseat full of empty cans and balloons? I say it's none of your business and I don't get involved in my life. Is this called nitrous?

I can totally see Tyler being the guy at parties, like selling those balloons in the corner, just filling them up to people. All of a sudden. I'm here. Yeah, we're in a warehouse with 300 other people hey fool just give me another balloon i don't know that's it's funny because i didn't say anything and then nick soundway pointed out as well did he sound super weird that he was on drugs oh yes just remember people dare was a real thing when you were young yeah don't do drugs Stay in school or at work because you're probably graduated by now.

But, you know. Real compelling case there, brother. Well, I think you would have more energy if you worked out. Now, you said you were hitting the gym, right? I am. To be perfectly honest, it's been about a week since I've been. But I am still sticking with it, yes. Now, the reason I'm bringing it up is because I think that everybody in this room has fallen off of the gym.

My activity app has been bare, but you know who's letting me down is Nick Soundwave. Nick Soundwave is the one that's been motivating everybody. Yeah, I have fallen off a little bit. What's going on? It usually happens like this where I was going real hard for a while yeah but something it's usually a chain of events I can actually date it back to probably our first lazy dog event I started falling off uh-huh and then we had it was like a weekend and we had seasonal change and it's just yeah I've definitely been slacking it's probably been about a week and a half since I've been in the gym and then Randy I

mean at least his one day activity completion he used to have. Man, just same thing, just going home. The willpower. The willpower, man. It's bad. It's bad. I don't know what it is. I'm back in, dude. I'm back in.

I noticed myself falling off. I had to get back into it. Are you back into swimming, or what are you doing now? Just back cardio, back doing weight lifts, focusing on the diet. Truthfully, I feel like such a fat bitch when it comes to doing cardio. Primarily because, do you ever see the people you follow on Instagram and stuff who are actually in shape when they post workout stuff? You're like, there's no way you did that. There's a guy in our building.

He works down the hall. He posts that he did an eight-mile run. You ran eight miles? How the hell do you run eight miles? Randy just watches them and goes, I'm here. The skinny person in me is like, man, come on. Well, speaking of working out, we have the workout master himself,

Seabass, in the house of the Woody Show. And I just want to ask you, when you look at Tyler, can you think of a workout plan? Tyler, feel free to talk on the microphone. What would you do with Tyler? If you looked at him and you were his trainer and he walks in the gym, what would be the first thing that you would recommend?

Oh, he'd cram his mouth full of a plate to keep him from eating so much. We've talked about it on the show a lot. It's 80-20 eating versus working or excuse me, eating versus working out. And I think that's Tyler's main problem. And he's also, it's probably his environment. I feel like he's around garbage all the time. Like his room is garbage,

as we've learned, where he like sleeps in piles of his own old dirty clothes. His shirts are garbage. That's false. His shirts often smell like urine. That was one time. That was twice. That was one time That was twice Wow twice

And I feel like it's the same way with his food Environment What did you have for last night for dinner Actually I didn't eat dinner last night Now that I think about it I didn't eat anything That's a good start just repeat that for Six more months

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I'm with a lady to really, you know, cement the power game. So once again, go to BlueShoe.com with the promo code Woody. Now, I haven't released my picks yet for this week, but I was victorious last week against Ravy on the Woody Show Morning Show. Yes. It's a fan duel competition.

Again, I know nothing about football, but I was victorious, and I was victorious thanks to one gentleman his name is will fuller who was on the texans which are out of houston i found out that's right which i got wrong in the beginning but again this is something where people are telling me not to pick this guy take him off your list change him up up. He's not going to play. And then, boom, he had a career game, right? Like, nobody projected Will Fuller. That's why I don't change my picks, because I'm going to make my picks,

and if I change out that guy, I would be so angry. Dude, if you got a gut feeling, just go with your gut feeling. Wait, did you have a quarterback again? Who did I have? Yeah, Lamar Jackson. Oh, yeah, Lamar. Lamar Jackson, yeah. Yeah, Lamar.

And that's the thing. And that guy didn't perform ish. But you had Will Fuller. I think he had like 19 catches, 200 something yards, and three touchdowns. That's all I needed. That's the thing. Every week, if you can find a sleeper one that not too many other people picked up,

that's going to be the difference because you have a couple crossovers with Ravy and then those will obviously wash out. And nobody else is going to pick up Will Fuller because he's like the number two guy, maybe even the number three guy on their team. Now all of a sudden you have him, he puts up 50, 60 points for you and you're good to go. Also, shout out to Michael Thomas for actually showing up one day.

Yeah, and I picked him as well. So it was a really good week. I don't know how I'm going to do this week. I'm not going to take any advice from Randy. And you did crap on him when he picked Chark. Yeah, Chark crapped on me. I think you crapped on Fuller, too. I didn't crap on Fuller.

What am I saying about Fuller? Yep. Randy. I just want to know, when are me, Nick Soundwave, and Randy going to pick your lineup? Oh, God. Just for one week. No, I can't do that. But you know what I would love?

He's winning right now. Don't fix it if it ain't broken. No, I can't do that. He's winning right now. Don't fix it if it ain't broken. You know what I would love is you guys battle each other and then if Tyler won, I would be laughing so hard because he already kicked your ass in Madden. If he won in the fan duel competition. It would have to be us four though

because being three would be difficult. We have to play off, play off, play off.'m down i'm down let's do it i'm down i mean boards not because he doesn't that's how it would work it would just do probably do like winner take all because fanduel is head to head to head it's in its ranks so it'd be first second third it's a pool it's it's deathmatch not team death all right i think i can beat randy then yeah we can we'll test we'll test one out we'll get something going. Maybe we'll open up to listeners. Maybe. Oh, there we go.

That's a good idea. So speaking of sports, I have tickets to the Kings game this weekend, and I want to know who's coming with me. Who's going? Holla. All right. So we have Randy, Tyler. Do I need to answer?

Yeah, yeah. I think I'm already sitting in the seats waiting for the game to start. Yeah, and so, Brett, you're always the loose cannon if you're going to go to any event with us. You always give us the last minute answer. Are you coming with or not going? I'm out. I can't make it. Sorry.

Well, we have an extra ticket then. Sorry. I have a show to go to. My friends are in town. A show? Yep. Where are you going? So, my friends, they're from Phoenix, Arizona.

They're in a band called Calabrese. Yeah. AKA the world's greatest horror rock band Calabrese they're finishing up their West Coast tour and they're stopping in Santa Ana, California and I haven't seen them in a while so I gotta go see their show if it's friends you haven't seen in a while

it's cool, blow us off I have a suggestion for Randy's attire if he's coming with us on Saturday I already know what you're saying and I'm already doing it no yellow shirt. Head to toe, Ducks gear. Quack, quack, bitch. No.

Are you going to do it for reals? Oh, yeah. Like Ducks pants with the logos and everything? The only reason why I was thinking not to do it was I didn't want to be disrespectful to the Kings if they're hosting us. Yeah. Just out of courtesy. Yeah.

You know, come Ducks-Kings game, then I'm Ducks head to toe. I already feel uncomfortable. Do you think anybody's going to say anything then I'm Ducks head to toe. I already feel uncomfortable. Do you think anybody's going to say anything to him if he's head to toe? And it's early in the season, so people are already punchy. It's opening. It's their first home game. People are already going to be hyped up, and you're going to come and ruin their day.

You're going to ruin their day. Cheat out in Ducks gear. Do you know how booed we're going to get if the screen, if the camera turns on us, and they see me in all Ducks gear? Don't put us in it. Don't say how booed we're going to get if the screen, if the camera turns on us and they see me in all Ducks gear? Don't put us in it. Don't say how booed we are going to get. Don't put us in it. Here's a legit question. Yeah. What if Kings fans try to mess with Randy?

Are you guys going to defend Randy? Of course not. It's a matter of when and how well the Kings game is going. Because if the Kings are going to get blown out, I mean, they're probably just going to be pissed. And look, there's a prime target. Hey, the Kings are doing well. probably just going to be pissed. And look, there's a prime target. Hey, the Kings are doing well. We're in a really good mood. Hey, there's a prime target.

But he'll probably get something thrown at him. He'll probably get chirped left and right. It's going to be a long one for him. And, dude, I'm not telling you. I feel uneasy right now just because I know the day he's going to be in for. And we're going to be in for it by association because we're all going to be sitting together. Our men have shown me where the tickets were. So there's going to be plenty of people behind us with just a big orange dot to throw stuff at.

It's going to happen. I went to the Ducks-Coyotes game, the season opener recently. There was a dude who showed up in a Kings jersey. Half a hot dog got thrown at him. On the way up the steps, somebody threw half a hot dog. Half a hot dog. He's like, are you serious? Are you serious?

Someone's like, F you. Again, follow all the action on our Instagram page. Now, Randy, you're willing to do that. I want to ask you, I have my friend Kay Flay, who's an artist. She's going to be playing the Wiltern tonight and she just happens to be in the building. I want to know if we can use a game

from the Woody Show called the Smartass Game, which Woody found at Target and we use on the Woody Show Morning Show all the time. If you're willing to play Kayflay, who went to Stanford in a challenge of the Smartass Game. Absolutely. Let's do it. Alright. Let's get Kayflay in here. Give it up for Kayflay, everybody.

We're in the building. You don't woo for yourself. I didn't. I made no noise. No self-woos. I was very quiet. Now, on the Woody Show Morning Show, we do this game. It's called the Smartass Game. All right? Okay.

So I brought an opponent that you're going to battle against. His name is Randy, who works on the show. Hey. Hey, Randy. And what happens is I start giving off clues, okay? And then when I give off the clues, they'll be kind of hard, and then they'll get easier and easier and easier. But you want to buzz in with your name first and get the correct answer.

Okay, so it's like Jeopardy. So once you hear enough clues, say, okay, I bark. I'm an animal. Oh, dog. Dog. Got it. Cool. We can do this?

Let's go. All right. I already told Randy he's going to get Dog. Yeah. Got it. Cool. We can do this? Let's go. All right. I already told Randy he's going to get owned, so don't let me down. That's a lot of pressure now. Yeah, see. Now I'm in the hot seat. I've had three coffees. My heart's racing.

You gotta play dumb. You're still way ahead of me. Don't worry. All right. Here we go. You ready? Yes. It's where am I?

I'm a state. I am the 17th state. Only Virginia has produced more presidents. Over right was also born here. So were Neil Armstrong and Steven Spielberg. If I guess and I'm wrong. No, you just buzz in with your name. Yeah.

Okay. Christine, I'm going to say Maryland. Incorrect. I contain the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Oh, Christine, Ohio. Oh, what? I thought after you said your name, you can't go twice. You can't, but she's new to the game.

I'm new to the game. It's fine. It's fine. So you're saying once I buzz in, it's my one chance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he gets to hear the rest of them. Truthfully, I thought it was Illinois. I was thinking Illinois. Okay. Okay. Well, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is in, it's my one chance. And then he gets to hear the rest of them. Truthfully, I thought it was Illinois. I was thinking Illinois. Okay.

Okay. Well, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is in Cleveland. There's no reason. I'm not going to front and act like I knew where. Okay. Now I understand. Okay. I'm ready for this.

Let's try. What am I? I am a mammal. I am carnivorous. I can't even talk right now. So carnivores are consumers of meat. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. A few of me live in India. Mostly, I live across wide talk right now. So carnivores are consumers of meat. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay. A few of me live in India. Mostly I live across wide areas of Africa. I am a cat. Christine. Yes. A tiger? Incorrect.

Randy, lion. You are correct, Randy. See, I was thinking tiger too because you said India. I'm like, there are lions in India? That's what I thought. It said a few of me. Here we go. What am I?

Why am I stressing out? I am a mode of transportation. Mark Twain tried me in the 1870s. Christine. Riverboat. Inkra. Oh! Dennis Wilson was the only beach boy with one of me.

Randy Steamboat. Incorrect. It would be a surfboard, everybody. Whoa. Mark Twain surfed? Yeah. In the 1870s, apparently. That's sick.

I was thinking Riverboat, too, when he said Mark Twain. I'm like, all right, Huckleberry Finn. Or like a log I'm just kind of getting hot with this because I'm having like Jeopardy mentality where the way you win Jeopardy is by buzzing in which that kind of tripped me out

learning that so Ken Jennings is just good at buzzing in but then you're also playing defense you're almost waiting for him to jump in first and eliminate himself at the same time. Here's another one. Who am I?

I am a fictional character. I am found in Marvel Comics. Oh, God. I was first seen on TV in 1977. I have green skin. Randy, the Hulk. It's okay. Okay.

Truthfully, I was thinking when you said 1977, Lou Ferrigno, the Hulk. Yeah. Because there's a Family Guy episode where it's segued into the Hulk. I'm way dorkier than him. I was thinking Spider-Man's appearance in Japan on Power Rangers. I was literally thinking, I'm never going to get this answer. My mind just, I started like thinking about other things. I just like spaced out.

Brett gave me a look. Like, you better get this right. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Let's try this again. What am I? I am an animal and a food. I can be eaten raw.

Some like me fried. Randy, fish. Incorrect. Here we go. I live in the sea. I never move far. I'm often served with lemon and Tabasco sauce. Oh, man.

Christine? Yes. Okay. Oysters? Correct. Thank you. But that was kind of new knew but that was because i know actually i didn't you said i thought it was gonna be squid oh calamari yeah yeah yeah calamari okay

so i got a i got a legit yeah yeah she got that one so i think we're we're tied right oysters i kind of like disqualified myself on the first one we'll give you a point since you're new okay so we're tied up, right? I think so. Okay, let's do it. The last question, the tiebreaker, okay? Okay. I'm a fictional character.

I'm a Brit at birth. I spent a lot of my time away from England. My favorite sport to play is in the air. Who's Harry Potter? Or Christine, Harry Potter. Nailed it. Sorry. You lost. Sorry. I'm actively listening.

I feel like this game totally wasn't against me at all. What? What are you talking about? Get him. Is there anything else you want to shout out? Anything that you're working on? Is there some music videos? Is there some stuff that you can share with me that you haven't shared anywhere else? Since we're good friends. Some breaking news? Not. Do you have a beef with anybody that we can share with me that you haven't shared anywhere else since we're good friends?

Some breaking news? Not. Do you have a beef with anybody that we can get on the blogs for? I have no beef. I have a couple. Let's just start one for fun. God, but I don't. I hate conflict.

We're coming after you, Shadow. Like even with Randy, like when you set that up, I was like, I don't want to have conflict. Like Randy. Dude, I'm so used to conflict here just at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get to know him. He's one of my favorite people and yet conflict every day unsuspectingly called into a room oh by the way you're in conflict now when I was Randy's age probably my

20s I was like yeah I want to be for this person I hate this other radio station now I'm just like whatever I feel like when I started off I was just like that and working with these guys I'm like man whatever look up K-Fay online on our website. It has the entire tour list right there.

You've got to catch one of her shows. It's so much fun. Oh, a big thank you before I forget. You pretty much found my sister's love of her life through your music. It's crazy. I shared it with you a little bit. Yeah, my sister was Snapchatting your song and then

her current boyfriend was like oh you're into Kayflay and then they bonded over your music and now they've been together for a few years that's so cool

we and on this tour actually we're having our third proposal oh really coming up we're like and I'm

I actually officiated my manager who's like my best friend his wedding so I feel like I should just manager, who's like my best friend, his wedding. So I feel like I should just like transition into being like a religious official or something. Like the premium ticket, you also get a wedding or something. Well, if you are available 2020 and you're going to be in Vegas, I'm getting married. Whoa.

Yeah. Not to put any pressure on you. Well, congratulations. Yeah, thank you. I will check your tour next year. I mean, there's a pretty good you. Well, congratulations. Yeah, thank you. I will check your tour next year. I mean, there's a pretty good chance. Yeah, yeah. I'm a pretty good officiant.

Okay. Thank you, Kay Flay. Go check out all her music and see where she's going to be touring. Just go to Kay, that's the letter K, Flay.com. And I think that's it for this week of the What's New podcast. Thank you so much, everybody, for listening. And, of course, don't forget my birthday party password at the end of the What's New podcast. Thank you so much, everybody, for listening. And of course, don't forget my birthday party password

at the end of the night. Getting your gift bag, say Zocar. Zocar. To get an extra little gift. Imagine all the drunk people, Zocar. How do you say Zocar? Before we get out here,

make sure you listen to the Bortcast with Bort. Just go to TheBortcast.com. That's TheBortcast.com. Also, check out the Nerd Now podcast with Ravy. We have Randy, of course. He's on every podcast. Should we even list Randy? Everyone should just know that he's on the podcast.

Dude, I can't walk five feet without these two jerks going, there's Randy Podcast extraordinaire. No, no, no. It's King of Podcasts. King of Podcasts. Whatever. King of Podcasts. Just go to nerdout.com.

That's with Cameron as well, who has a podcast. You can check it out. It's called Mostly True Opinions. Just go ahead and look that up. I'm not on that one. Yeah. Finally. Yet. Then what's up to the joe coy podcast with joe coy joe coy's killing it he just announced another date at the chase center in the bay area actually san francisco he sold out the first night now this is massive that he gets another night

make sure to get some tickets if you can do that. Or just check him out on tour and his podcast. Just go to joekoy.com. That's J-O-K-O-Y.com. What's up to the Sex with Emily podcast? Just go to sexwithemily.com. What's up to the Ryan Hoppy podcast? What's up, dudes? Bro.

Dude. If you're into radio, make sure you listen to his podcast. He interviews radio DJs from across the country. What's up to the Matt and Kim podcast? Matt and Kim about to kick off their tour across the country. They are a band. Check out their song, Daylight. That's one of my favorites.

They also have a podcast. Just go to mattandkim.com. That's mattandkim.com. And don't forget the Mothership, the Woody Show podcast. Just search the Woody show on the i heart radio app nick soundwave do you have anything else to say before we get out here tyler don't fly any planes in the future i'm nervous for those people already oh damn don't kill his dreams dude randy there's any tsa people out there or national security, go ahead and just put Tyler in the no-fly just to be safe and for

our safety as well. Come on, Tyler. I will not let you guys out of here. Think about it. That's what it's going to sound like when he's in the plane and he does something wrong and it starts malfunctioning, overheating. That's the last thing he passes out. The air traffic control. Is everything okay up there?

What's going on? I will not let you guys destroy my dreams. I will take my plane and shoot for the stars. Prove them wrong, Tyler. All right, Borg, do you have anything else to say? Let's have fun at Mattel. Yes. You guys have fun at the hockey game.

Yes. I'll have fun rocking out. Yes. And Matt's birthday party. Hell yeah, brother. I'll have fun rocking out. Yes. And Madness' birthday party. Hell yeah, brother. October 18th, Morago Casino. Be there, 8 p.m. Let's get drunk.

Hell yeah. Hell yeah, brother. What's new? What's new with Madness? Outro Music