What's New Podcast - Sports News, Tech News, Food News, CBD, High Thoughts and More!
Episode Date: August 22, 2020On this episode of Whats New Pod we talk Sports News, Tech News, Food News, CBD, High Thoughts and More!...
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What's new? What's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the country and around the world on AFN.
He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric, but we call him Nick Soundwave.
He also works at Fox Sports what is up eric that's
not two people yeah and we have randy who's a radio dj himself he works on the woody show
plus we have a very very special guest his name is tyler what is up tyler how you doing what is
up everybody how you guys doing i'm gonna start out out the gate that i listened to tailgater
sports your podcast yesterday and i
must say it sounded really really good oh you mean the eric and randy show oh there what's going on
i think if we timed out the amount of time tyler spoke on the last episode it probably was under
five minutes yeah and i did recognize that on this podcast as well that tyler a little checked
out what is going on is he playing games as he know it's one of those things before you say anything tyler i even when he was in house with us yeah he
was always away from the mic away from the mic on his phone so i think let alone you know and him
not being in house with us you know connecting via the interweb i think there might be a little
delay so i think he might miss his spots to interject okay and he's
away from the mic probably on his phone that plus the delay i think he just misses time to jump in
yeah yeah and then even times when we kind of leave a little window open unless i say
yeah right tyler well
wait a second wait a second wait a second, no, last episode was a fun one.
Yeah, it was really good.
Minus Tom.
Some sports stuff that I picked up on just recently.
Did you guys see the new Raiders Modelo can?
I did not.
Oh, dude, it's legit.
Look it up right now.
They did a really, really good job with it.
That's excellent marketing.
Modelo and the Raiders.
Oh my gosh.
Check this out.
At the stadium, they have a Modelo cantina. It's excellent marketing. Modelo and the Raiders. Oh my gosh. Check this out. At the stadium, they have
a Modelo cantina.
It's kind of like the Dodgers. They have
an Estrella Jalisco sponsorship.
You hear how I said that for a white guy?
I think that's pretty cool. But they have an
Estrella Jalisco partnership and they have
cans that you can buy at Target that are Dodger cans.
Looking at this Raider one, it's pretty similar.
That's pretty sick. Did Modelo ever trademark
Modelo time? Or is that still just sort of like an up in the air sort of thing that anyone can use
and throw around?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I didn't even know that was happening.
The Modelo food, Modelo time.
You don't know about Modelo time?
What?
You don't know Modelo time?
I've never heard Modelo time.
I've never heard this.
That just solidifies Tyler's the whitest person on the show.
You've never heard Modelo time?
I drink Modelo all the time. I've never heard anybody say Modelo time. He's the whitest person on the show. You've never heard Modelo time? I drink Modelo all the time. I've never heard anybody
say Modelo time. He's the whitest person
on the show. He actually beats Randy
at being the whitest person on the show.
I'm the least whitest and the most
whitest at the same time, actually.
I'm surprised.
How do you even live in this area and
never heard of Modelo time?
Okay, I drink Modelo at Angel Stadium.
I just never heard of it. He supports the widest baseball team in the MLB.
I don't know about that.
So that's the sports updates that I have.
And then the can, the Modelo can, and then the Modelo Cantina.
People, if you're listening, look it up.
It looks super legit.
Because, you know, the Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas
is just going to be a destination stadium
for any fan of football it's doesn't matter what team it's insane dude last time I was in Vegas
like a month or a half two months ago whatever I stayed at the Excalibur and you could see
Allegiant from my window I mean there's the jokes are out there it looks like a giant uh Roomba
yeah Roomba however you say but it's it's yeah I drove by it on the way out it's massive I did
sign up because they let people
sign up for tours right now because um i want to go check it out but they didn't give me a date or
time available to take the tour yeah but i just signed up and they'll notify me whenever the the
raiders and mark davis are well mark davis more specifically is actually kind of getting some
slack from the nfl owners around the league because he lives in a state that would be kind of open to fans going to games.
And he's publicly said, like, no, we're not doing it for the first year.
So he's catching slack from the owners because there's owners around the league
that are really fighting tooth and nail trying to get fans in the stadium,
whether it's capped or whatever.
And Mark Davis, a month ago or something, he was like, nope, we're going fanless.
And it's the first year the stadium's been open, so you'd think he'd be chomping at the bit you don't want the liability though yeah oh
i'm remembering now why he did that because he said since it's a new stadium he's like i want
the full experience i want to be full capacity and i'm sure that's the same thing the rams and
chargers are doing here at sofi in la it's like you don't want to roll out the red carpet and have
the red carpet be short five feet to the door.
You know, it's like, oh, here's this nice new stadium with 10,000 people in it.
Yeah.
Some tech updates that I saw.
Android.
So I'm a big fan of the Apple CarPlay.
Yeah.
Do you have Apple CarPlay in your car, Randy?
No, not mine.
You don't?
No, it sucks.
So Apple CarPlay is like the best integration with everything that like we do radio podcast satellite
radio it is seamless it rules but android is trying to come in hard and they're going to have
their android version where you don't even have to actually plug in your phone so right now when
you're using apple carplay you have to have your phone plugged in for it to work but the android
version is going to be wireless so that's pretty
legit and it got me looking at all the cars and dude so many electric cars are coming out next
year it's pretty exciting so it got me down the rabbit hole of you know my favorite website which
i pretty much shout out every single episode the verge and i saw on the verge another stupid
nonsense announcement with PlayStation, whatever the
hell's happening with it, and not giving out the price of the PlayStation.
So ridiculous.
Yep.
It's exhausting.
So when is this going to end between the Xbox and the PlayStation, just giving out how much
this thing's going to cost?
It never will end, really.
Well, it will when the system comes out.
That's when it's going to end.
Well, no, what's going to end up happening is inevitably a market somewhere,
whether it be like, I don't know, Amazon France or something,
is going to post the price when they shouldn't,
and it's going to get leaked.
And then all of this crap where they're just hiding the whole price
is just going to be all for nothing.
That's usually how it happens.
Half the gaming announcements we see are because of leaks.
But I think they're both waiting to see who's going to drop the ball first.
Yeah.
And Xbox already had a hard hit with losing their Halo game on launch. Oh. of leaks but i think they're both waiting to see who's going to drop the ball first yeah and xbox
already had a hard hit with losing their halo game on launch has playstation even announced any of
their top titles coming out at launch or no now then there you go that's why they're waiting
neither one has anything tyler has information isn't the new spider-man supposed to be available
at launch no no what i'm trying to say is not the not the spider-man thing i'm saying that i feel
like i feel basically like insiders everywhere with leaks and stuff i feel like almost playstation
wants to see xbox sort of implode on itself but it's just like how many of these rumors actually
are legit loose lips sink ships fun fact for you board yes on the skywalker ranch they say
loose lips sink starships loose lipsose lips blew up a Death Star.
That's what happened.
I hate to be that guy,
but can you sink something in space?
Wait, does space have ground?
Guys, what are we doing?
How far are we taking this?
Did we already start the weekend?
Am I high right now?
I just think it was a play on words
and they thought it was clever.
No, why, Red?
See, Eric would know that
if he had actually finished Return of the Jedi.
I know.
I did watch two episodes, or episodes, movies.
Well, dude, it says episode whatever.
It does say episode.
I'm not judging you.
It's okay.
You watched two movies.
Don't worry.
I won't be nerdy.
We'll go back to talking about tailgater stuff.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll go back to, I want to talk about.
Drinking?
A lot of people getting hired.
I know, like, the whole job system is just jacked. A lot of people getting let talk about a lot of people getting hired. I know like the whole job system is just jacked.
A lot of people getting let go.
A lot of people getting hired.
And I want to give a big shout out to LinkedIn.
LinkedIn, not a sponsor, but we started a Woody Show LinkedIn page.
If you are on LinkedIn, make sure to add the Woody Show LinkedIn page because we're going
to post a lot of job information on there.
And I just want to tell people, if you're looking for a gig,
dude,
get on LinkedIn.
I get just like searched constantly on LinkedIn of people say,
Hey,
this job is available.
This job is available.
This job is available.
This job is available.
I'm not looking to leave anywhere,
but,
um,
spicy nacho.
She gets hit up all the time just because her linkedin account is on point so i just
want to tell everybody out there if you don't have your linkedin on point update it because
people are searching that thing out like crazy right now yeah at least keep it up to date and
make sure you add the woody show on linkedin to search the woody show you'll see it and then we'll
post any job information that we see on there a A lot of Amazon hiring going on right now.
Yeah.
Didn't somebody say they went to Amazon store?
I did.
Oh, yeah.
I had to return some stuff.
So I decided, hey, I might as well go check out the store.
Dude, it is dope.
Amazon four star, right?
Yeah.
Four star and above.
So all the items in there are rated four stars and above.
Dude, it was dope.
You walk in and immediately there's just so much stuff
from amazon it's like when you go to the home page of amazon and top things but you actually
get to see it and touch it they had so much tech all the ring doorbells all the tablets every
option for that speakers they had i mean for me action figures they had a whole action figure
aisle they had books video games um a bunch of video games that you think are sold out they have
them there so like the new um paper mario for nintendo switch they had tons of copies there nice it was really rad
man and it's so easy and we've told randy many times to go there to get a part-time job so we
can get hooked up but he can't close it everyone can't close everyone there was rad by the way
they were actually pretty cool people i know right they actually seemed on top of it they're really attentive to anything i needed they kept saying hi to me that's what i've
been telling randy like randy's been looking for a part-time job right on top of because he still
has the rest of his day after he works on the woody show we've been telling him like pimp out
your linkedin have you done it yet uh No. I'm not going to BS you.
I mean to do it, but I need to find
a good amount of time to sit down and do it.
I just started school.
I'm doing random crap around the house.
I need to find time to legit sit down
and actually do it. I don't want to half-ass if I'm going to do it.
How many hours have you played
video games this week? Not a lot.
I've been doing stuff. Define not a lot.
I played three games of FIFA with Tal the other night, and that was it.
And after that, I went to bed.
But these three games, they only take about an hour to play three.
So in reality, I will back him up on this.
He has hardly been on.
I really know he wants that Warzone win, but he's putting it off.
How does that make you feel, Tyler?
He's your best friend. I'm fine. He's defending him right now. I'm practicing on Warzone win, but he's putting it off. How does that make you feel, Tyler? He's your best friend. I'm fine.
He's defending him right now. I'm practicing
on Warzone. I'm the leader of the Warzone pack.
I'm practicing
on Warzone.
I was going to shout out
a fan of the
What's New pod, the Woody show, and a buddy of mine who has radio
in Bakersfield, Rob. Shout out to Robby King.
They just opened up this really cool
warehouse in Bakersfield, and he got to tour it.
He was posting pictures and stuff.
Who did?
My buddy Robbie up in Bakersfield.
Yeah, but who opened the warehouse?
Amazon.
Oh, so Amazon opened up a new warehouse in Bakersfield, and he got to tour it, and it
looks sick, man.
Looks really nice.
Yeah, I mean, they're massive.
They're taking over places all over.
So I'm telling you, if you need a job, hit up Amazon.
Another thing that I was looking at uh tyler not
complaining his circles at all in the activity app it's been going on ongoing saga for weeks and
months and years with the show we had that one time that we had activity and uh tyler you said
oh i had a shoe issue i didn't have running shoes and then you texted us some running shoes dude
you need to pick up these pair of shoes
that I was reading about so Nike
has these shoes that actually make you
run faster legit
and runners in marathons
and races have been buying
these shoes even if they're not sponsored
by Nike and they go for about
230 bucks but runners
they're buying these Nike shoes and just
covering up the logos i mean
that's smart that is a lot of money to spend on a pair of shoes tyler how much did you spend on
your pair i actually only spent 70 bucks what brand hold on hold on those are the ones you got
i only spent 70 bucks and you know what brand were they okay so they are ever run yeah exactly
because i was like i was looking at it and i was like, okay, 30 bucks, 40 bucks, $70. No, no, no.
My buddy sent me a link because I'm obviously a heavier set dude.
Yeah.
And he sent me a link.
Obviously.
These are the best shoes.
Yeah, obviously.
These are the best shoes to get if you're a heavy runner.
And so I was looking them all and I was, they had like a list of pros and cons for each
shoe.
And this is the only shoe that popped up.
Like here's the kicker.
I never even heard of Ever Run.
But here's the thing.
I looked these up on Amazon
where they had the link for them.
They were originally, I think,
$120, $130,
and I got them for $70.
All right.
So I'm no foul.
I mean, as long as you're using them.
I'm using them.
I'm using them.
See, that's a lie.
I can tell by his response that's a lie.
Remember when I told you guys
about how Tyler needs to not go 1 to 10.
He needs to go 1 to 3 to 6, then to 10.
He runs, right?
And then from what he tells me, he's sore for like three days after.
I'm like, dog, the point isn't killing yourself on the first day.
You need to have enough energy to be consistent in pacing it.
You got to build up.
This one just goes like 0 to 100.
I know that.
I learned that after the Vans.
The only reason why I haven't run.
I learned that after I ran in the wrong shoes.
The only reason why I haven't run really this week.
Dude, I'm not trying to run in 105 degree heat.
I'm not trying to die.
Why?
Why not?
That's basically the main reason.
Because I don't want to die.
Eric's been getting a lot of crap.
A.K. Nick Soundwave has been coming up on the Woody show a couple of times lately because he has been out in the sun and it's a hundred something degrees.
Yeah, man.
Two miles.
Two mile walk, you know, here and there.
Yeah.
I mean, again, I was walking.
He's running.
He's, you know, there's a little bit different, you know, scenario wise.
But yeah, I mean, pick up Jamba Juice halfway.
Yeah.
You can do that, right?
Okay.
We may be able to make some adjustments.
All right. Here's something that you will get excited about. It's called Food News. juice halfway yeah you can do that right okay we may be able to make some adjustments all right
here's something that you will get excited about it's called food news and uh we have some food
news we just had some food news on the woody show first we did cover girl scout cookies gonna be
available online so don't worry tyler you're gonna still be able to get them and then i saw this
other thing that i think bre's going to be into,
a.k.a. Bort.
Yes.
Zombie Skittles.
And I gave the list of the Zombie Skittles that are going to be available over to Randy.
And Randy, what is going to be the flavors?
So the flavors are Petrifying Citrus Punch, Mummified Melon,
Boogeyman Blackberry, Chilling Black Cherry, Blood Redberry,
and Rotten Zombie.
Nice.
Yes.
I want them.
Where? They're going to be available everywhere soon, getting ready for Halloween. blueberry blood red berry and rotten zombie nice yes i want them where that's uh they're gonna be
available everywhere soon getting ready for halloween dude hell yeah you think people are
still gonna trick-or-treat i mean no i don't think so i don't think so no i mean if you leave your
candy out in the street oh it's gone i mean it's gone but i don't know i just it's hard to imagine
they're not being trick-or-treaters well I just don't know how it's going to work.
I just can't wait for that argument to hit Twitter
and the mask on, mask off people.
I live in America. I'm giving out candy.
Technically, if they're wearing masks
they're wearing Halloween masks. That counts.
There you go. Halloween might be the
safest holiday for this year.
That's a great point.
That adds on to something here.
I have some other food news.
Jimmy John's opened up pretty close to the radio station.
And I went for the first time yesterday.
And I went twice in one day.
And I'm going after this podcast.
I'm going back again.
I messed up on my power rankings.
We talked about this on a previous podcast.
Our power rankings of chains.
And dude, Jimmy John's, I'm all in.
Jimmy Johns.
Really?
Yep.
Jimmy Johns, straight fire.
Where is it located?
It's in North Hollywood, California, which is really close to Burbank, California, where
we're at right now.
And yeah, dude, all in Jimmy Johns because Jimmy Johns, at least the area that we live
in, not available everywhere, like a Jersey Mike's or a subway.
In some regions,
Jimmy John's is everywhere. Here, super hard to find, but finally close to us and I'm addicted,
man. I'm all about it. But Randy, you just recently, you were hanging out in San Diego,
California. Did you hit up any good food spots? Actually, I hit up two spots that Tyler
recommended, unsolicited recommendations on his plot. Yeah know what you gotta go here wait hold on food and I get credit I'm jumping back in all right
tag me in guys check me in uh went to a cool Italian spot Tyler what's the name of that
Italian spot you you shout it out I believe it was de Medici it was something like I always keep
forgetting the name yeah the gas lamp District awesome italian food i recommended randy the dish that i got
which is lobster stuffed ravioli and a pink vodka sauce absolutely amazing i got i actually ended up
getting the chicken parm because uh my girl my girlfriend wanted to share so i was like all right
i'll get the chicken parm excellent chicken parm salt it was definitely weird eating uh a rather
somewhat i guess pricey meal in your car but uh it was yeah i mean whatever
downtown downtown san diego is unique because right now they shut down a lot of stuff for tables
and there's not a whole lot of parking so i ended up eating by the waterfront in the joe's crab shack
parking lot nice that's cool it was fun it was fun it was fun and then um the other place i want
to shout out tacos al gordo which is uh it's a tijuana based taqueria that made its way up to
los angeles and it's in not los angeles i say it's maya jalisco one time and now he starts flexing
he's never sounded this he's turning on that accent no but i feel like such a dick whenever
i don't do the accent thing like sometimes i'm like tacos al gordo it's like it's just weird
it's more work for me to like tacos al gordo than actually say it but it's uh they're located
in san diego and they opened up a few spots in las vegas and are really good food so they have
something called a hold on eric vampiro which is vampire i'm not trying that one and that one
a vampire yeah that one's sick it's awesome it's like two tortillas deep fried tortillas
with some of their meat in the middle and then some cheese and it's just so good nothing's more intimidating as a white guy than walking into a mexican restaurant
and seeing the menus all in spanish and i'm like just don't be that don't be that white guy that
tries to over enunciate i know spanish no what's even more intimidating though like kind of what
eric is saying i know spanish. My girlfriend knows, knows Spanish.
Oh yeah.
Her family's from.
You're white Spanish.
Yeah.
She's like legit from Mexico.
And so I'll be,
I'll say stuff to them.
And sometimes they,
I kind of like when I don't know how to say a word,
I'll sort of just mumble it.
Oh no.
No,
it's okay.
And then my girlfriend,
my girlfriend will be like,
what are you saying?
I'm like,
oh,
you didn't hear what I said.
And I'll say to her in English.
And then her parents,
they kind of like,
they know English. So they're sort of like but they just
choose to speak spanish you know they're totally judging you though i know and i feel so
subconscious it's the worst when like you think you know spanish and then you talk it around people
who authentically yeah were born into the spanish language like what or was their first language and
you're like i feel like such an idiot right now yeah my friends moms would always do that to me
they would actually teach me certain phrases
just so I said those phrases to them
and if I said them slightly off,
they would just start laughing at me.
Yeah, or when you say a word
in your head
and you think you got
the pronunciation down
and then when it's time
to actually say it,
you're like,
can I do that?
Always.
Then sweet,
how do I say this?
So you had a good time though.
I had a blast.
San Diego.
San Diego's the best.
I love San love so much
um you had some breaking food news as well port oh yeah you were able to pick up a hard to find
item and that would be what i got the cheetos mac and cheese oh yeah i found it i've actually
gone back twice for it the first time i got the inbox the box versions i got all three i got the cheesy jalapeno
jalapeno yeah there you go jalapeno i got the bold and cheesy and i got the flaming hot
now nice i'm very lazy at home and i thought man i really don't want to cook this i know it's mac
and cheese yeah super quick and easy but let me go back to to Walmart and see what else I can find. And I found the microwavable
cups for each one.
Hell yeah. Dope. And I had the
Bold and Cheesy. It is like
pasta Cheetos gooey
awesomeness in your
mouth. And I'm trying the Flamin' Hot
one right when I get home after this. It's so
good. We need your review. Dude, they are
flying off the shelves. I went back, there was like
six cups left and I grabbed four of them.
That was it.
I'm convinced Brett has an inside plug at the Walmart, because Brett's the only one
that finds legit stuff at Walmart.
Like, I'll go.
Can't find anything.
Brett goes an hour later.
Guys, look what I found.
I got it.
I found what you were looking for, Randy.
I just got instincts, man.
I got shopping instincts.
I know.
He knows.
By instincts, he means he has a plug.
I mean, that's what it is.
He's got...
I wish. I want to try it. I'm not going to brave'm not gonna brave the walmart though man was there a line when you
went um there's to get in so like there's a line it depends on which location you go if it's the
location by us there's a line outside it goes pretty fast though and then it gets to this inside
waiting holding area what holding area with air conditioning they just want to get you out of the
heat where the carts are at usually?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like the cart loading, right?
And then you're there for a few minutes
and then you get inside.
Yeah.
And then self-checkout,
usually there's no line.
In total, you're maybe standing
for 10 minutes max.
Yeah.
It is.
It's like waiting in line for a ride.
I know.
It is like by location
because right next to that Walmart
is a Target,
another line that you have to wait in.
But I drove half hour away to a Target
in another city. No line,
nothing. Just walk on in and it's packed.
Dude, yeah. I went to two different
locations. I went to a
Porter Ranch, California location
and then I also went to one in Duarte, California
and no line. Just walked on
in, did whatever I wanted. But see, Target
is deceiving though because there's no line
outside. It's when you go inside and there's only
a few registers open. Yeah, why?
Yeah, that sucked. But see, I figured out the
hack though. Well, I ended up spending more money. It's not really
a hack, but I'm like,
oh, I don't F this. I'm on my way in line. So I end up buying something
from an electronic section. So they'll scan me.
And so the dude's like, okay, so
you're buying this $5 game that I picked off the
shelf that's on clearance. And then you're also buying
this and these groceries.
I'm like, yes, please.
I've bought so many video games because I don't want to wait in line.
I don't want to wait in line.
Here's your Nintendo Switch and your bananas and your lettuce
and your body soap and your water.
Menace, would you like a box of the mac and cheese?
Yes, please.
Which one?
I got an extra bold and cheesy and an extra of Flamin' Hot.
I think I got to try the Flamin' Hot. All right, I will bring you the Flamin' Hot. I think I gotta try the Flamin' Hot.
Alright, I will bring you the Flamin' Hot.
Thank you. Tyler, why don't you run to Walmart
and check if they got any stock?
The nearest Walmart is like four miles away.
We've asked him so many
times to get items for us and he never
does it. Hold on.
Do you guys still
want that Dr. Pepper cake? I'll still drive to Phoenix.
That's old news, bro.
That's like a year ago.
We asked like two months.
Where has it been?
You said you would go.
You drove to New York, but you wouldn't go to Phoenix?
Yes.
Thank you.
Driving for food.
I heard that you had a food adventure as well, Bort, that you drove somewhere.
I've been getting crap lately on the Woody show that I've been driving like an hour
to go get some raisin canes,
but you drove somewhere to get something.
Where'd you drive to?
That was part of my Duarte trip.
I was talking to Eric about Sonics,
and I thought, you know,
I got to go to the Amazon store.
I'm already on this freeway.
Let me see how long it's going to take together.
16 minutes to get to Walmart, and there's a Son so let's go who cares everything and i will defend you driving to
food places because me and shastakola drove an hour and a half to get to a cracker barrel and
it was effing worth it yes dude i'm telling you if it's a place that you want to go to and
it's not available it's weird because we live in burbank california are we work in burbank
california and there's so many food places here but yet there's so many food places not available
i drove 35 minutes to go try rallies because they used to have one in glendale
and i just want to see what was the hype so i drove all the way to compton to
get around for other people that are like what's rallies it's rallies and checkers so checkers
another part of the country's that's called checkers yeah and uh it is super legit those
seasoned fries that they got so good so good see and we can't even get tyler to drive to phoenix
for a lot yeah man what the hell the hell what a dick okay hold on
hold on i can i can't he's the war zone i can confirm practicing on the sonics that brett has
been to i used to go to pasadena city college we'll be going there again in a couple weeks but
that's neither here um that sonic i used to stop by every once in a while on my way home
the nearest sonic from me is about 30 minutes away
in Fullerton. There have been several occasions
where I'm just really craving Sonics, and I'm
like, hey, I'm just going to get in my car, I'm going to go,
and that's the only reason I'm there. I just go
pick it up, eat there, and then just come back home.
That really has nothing to do with you
not picking up Jack-ish
for us.
Guys, I know you're talking about me not driving around
and get food for you, but here's how much I drive around
and get food all the time.
God forbid you're like, hey, you just
hit us up one time and you're like,
hey, you know what? I'm dropping off that cake that
we've been talking about. I'm going to go pick up
a bunch of the other macaroni and cheeses
for you. Just surprise us,
but you know, whatever. I'm going to pick up Sonics
for you since I go there all the time.
You can be at the beach at 3 a.m. whenever the F you want.
Dipping your toes in the water.
Listening to Flyleaf or something.
My Chemical Romance.
Bullet for my Valentine.
Evanescence.
What's that one you always shout out?
Eric something heights?
Oh, Hawthorne Heights.
I still hate you all.
Oh, just going back to Randy's trip real quick to san diego he came back that's right back strong from his trip yep and he dropped
a video was the video for national national radio day or just you just made the video uh i made it
for national radio day yeah the video was really well done. I liked it.
And it's up at The Woody Show on Instagram and on your Instagram, which is hard to find.
Hey, it's Randall.
It's pretty easy, guys. How do you spell it?
Randall, R-A-N-D-A-L.
Just hey, it's Randall.
Hey, it's Randall.
Yeah, people should go watch it.
It was really well done.
And I thought, I'm like, where is this fire for us, for The Woody Show?
Well, I told you i needed some
time to recharge like i've been i've just been i've just felt burnt out and i've been okay hold
on hold on hold on remember remember hold on eric is staring you down right now it's hilarious i
don't know why you're defending yourself man hold on hold on hold on remember how tyler even said
himself that i haven't been playing that much games like i've been slowly starting to make up
for the stuff i've been lacking and the stuff
I've been losing. I've been trying to be more organized on my
computer, more organized in my house.
I'm taking an online class right
now for graphic design
and how to make social posts and stuff.
Then I've been watching some video editing
tutorials on YouTube. Which is good. Those are all
great things. The thing is, I
realized my problem is I was trying to do
six different things at once when I'm supposed to.
Oh, really?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Damn, guys.
Now I just want to take things off little by little by little by little and then integrate it all together.
Smart.
I mean, that's the thing.
That's what I've been wanting to do.
That video is something that I've – that's what I've always wanted for the Woody show.
I'm glad you crushed it for
yourself and so now I want to do more stuff and I want to integrate some more things so as of this
moment now I want to burn it down now good job Randy now this whole video that I did about myself
and I killed it and crushed it and edited it perfectly finally I'm going to do that for the
Woody show that's right what are you saying yeah I wanted it well one thing I've always wanted to do is I want to do some vlogs and stuff,
but at the same time...
About yourself?
No, not about myself.
About the show and stuff here.
But the issue is, and this is more towards the entire primary cast,
where it's like everyone sort of has their own little things about them,
their quirks.
So I don't want to intrude on someone or piss someone off
because it's like I'm recording them or I'm doing something.
You know what I mean?
But I've told you this in the past.
It's okay to like pull people aside and say, hey, I had this idea of shooting this video
with you.
Like, don't be afraid.
Don't be paparazzi, you know?
No, no, no.
Don't just like start, you know, taking a camera and putting it in somebody's face.
Like, just come up with a concept and say, this is, you know, what I think we should
do together.
Okay. I'm going to approach that then. come up with a concept and say this is you know what i think we should do together okay i'm gonna major props for your video really well done that's what i want you to do for the whole show and now
i know sound wave eric was giving me the stink eye because it's like yo man when the hell you're
gonna start whipping crap up for me and tell you sports which i know as well yeah you're gonna pull
me into this man i was laying back on that you You were crossing your arms like, man, if I were you, I wouldn't be defending myself.
Hey, listener, did you know I was crossing my arms
over here?
I said it from Monday.
From Wednesday, Eric's been a bit of a
sourpuss.
Oh, wow.
This has literally been going since Randy got back.
Throw me under the bus when I said,
hey, stay in San Diego another day so we don't
have to record on Tuesday. Check this
out. But I'm a sourpuss.
You guys seemed in a really good mood
and I wasn't going to bring this up.
But now that you brought it up, Randy,
is there an issue
between you and Nick?
What's going on?
Eric in the morning, he's tired.
When he's tired, he's got RBF.
Sometimes I'll be like, yo, man, are you okay?
You little sourpuss.
And he's like, that sounds like some personal things you got to sort out yourself.
You know, Randy comes back from vacation.
And I think he expected the balloon and confetti.
Hey, welcome back, dude.
Missed you.
But like, you know, I'm coming into work.
And I'm sitting here doing my work.
So I don't know what he expected out of me.
I don't know why Eric hates me.
See?
That's it. Sounds like beef. I'm kidding. No, it smells like beef i'm kidding i'm kidding no no no i swear i i i know it you know randy if he senses anything off by a millimeter he goes to they hate me
something's wrong they're mad at me for something and then he'll start going through the motions of
what he made mad about so he asked eric hey I'm going to stay in San Diego an extra day.
Can we put off Tailgater for a day?
I think he thought I was mad at him.
And Randy avoided this room.
You know, Eric gets here at a certain time.
He avoided the room for four to five hours of the show.
Finally comes in, says something.
Eric's just like, oh, hey, what's up?
He's like, I'm being a bit of a sourpuss.
And he kept it going for three days.
I told him, I was like, look, dude a sourpuss and he kept it going for three days I told him
I was like look dude
like I'm the first one
that's gonna tell you
if you have a vacation day
don't rush home to podcasts
like this is not like
you know
podcasts is
you know
it's not our job
it's something we do
on the side for fun
you know
stuff like that
so I guarantee
and he tiptoed it
you know
I'm in San Diego still
you know
I'm like dude
if you're trying to stay
another day
stay another day
yeah and I'm with Bored too I I'm like, dude, if you're trying to stay another day, stay another day. Yeah.
And I'm with Bore, too.
I think that Randy maybe was a little disappointed that there wasn't fanfare when he came back.
I missed the parade.
But the thing is, like, and I try to tell because I always feel really bad, too, because here in Los Angeles on Alt 98.7 after the Woody show, we have Hudson.
She's on.
And when she gets to work, she is like she's a dude
her energy is like at another level yeah i can't handle that and it's the absolute worst time to
talk to the woody show it is because we are so tired and we're burnt out you know yeah tyler i
i can't tell you how many times i'm just like i'm done i'm like okay
the day's over yeah it's a comb just relax hi tyler how are you doing i'm just like i'm going
to die it is i hate it here it is the absolute so that is the second absolute worst time to talk to
anybody on the woody show because we're just we we just banged out like 10 hours of work, right? And then the other worst time to talk to us
is in the absolute beginning of when we get to work.
And then that's where Randy comes in after vacation.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Everyone just woke up at like 1 a.m.
Where are the balloons?
I'm back.
Is there fireworks?
The beginning and the end of the Woody show
is the worst time to talk to anybody on the Woody show.
Yeah.
I mean, honestly, that's something I learned right away
coming to work here.
Everyone is in their zone.
Everyone's already set going.
I say hi to everybody, and then I go do my thing.
And I know that's how everybody, or at least Woody likes it.
Everyone come in, and let's start working.
Let's start prepping.
Let's get everything going.
And then everyone can kind of mess around.
And then at the end of the day, it's the same thing.
Okay, we're done. Let's kind of settle and get everything organized for tomorrow. And then
we can BS. Yeah, and that kind of goes back to
save it for the air too.
In the beginning, because if you start chopping it up
and then you start laughing about things,
you can't recreate that
on the air. You tire yourself out.
Yeah.
Yeah, so Randy was upset.
He didn't get his balloons.
He didn't get his confetti.
Welcome back, Randy.
We missed you.
Actually, was I the only one that came in and said,
hey, man, you were missed, and went back to work?
Well, you usually are the only one that pops into the studio anyways.
Yeah.
Everyone's just working.
Everyone's tired, but.
Yeah.
I missed you, Randy.
Glad to have you back.
Is that better?
Welcome back.
Everything's better now.
Yeah.
Glad that you made a video. Glad you made an awesome video about yourself. I will make, Randy. Glad to have you back. Is that better? Welcome back. Glad you made
an awesome video about yourself.
It was actually so good
I thought Menace did it.
No, I thought it did too. I thought he did it
as a jab at Randy because you shared it
on the group message and you shared the reshare
from the Woody Show Instagram.
So I was like, damn, he made a Randy video
and shoved it in his face. But then I clicked it
and I was like, oh, it's Randy's video reshared well guys i'm gonna wrap this up it was great talking
to everybody thank you so much for listening to what's new pod make sure to follow us on instagram
at what's new pod and we'll try to keep that i'm looking to keep that more up to date than uh it
has been recently we've been super super, super busy with Philadelphia,
a brand new station that's signed on.
Alt 104.5 in Philly.
And then Harrisburg as well.
Freak 2.
Yeah, the Freak.
Peterborough, Ontario, Canada.
Yeah, man.
We've just been so slammed the last couple weeks.
I don't think any of us have been able to come up and breathe for a minute.
Yeah, I know. And shout out to the Mountain also in Vegas.
We're super involved with so it
has been quite
draining and we're looking forward to having our
own vacation like Randy one
day. You guys get
a week. I got two days. Enjoy it. Live it up
guys. BS. We have to work double time
to get our half a week. I know. I know.
I'll make sure to come in and say hi to you on those days
when it's just me. Thank you. Is that too much
ass work? And I'll hang out with you for the other half of the week when I'm here with you.
So it's fine.
Thank you.
I'm just trying to get speed.
Also, make sure you listen to the Bortcast with Bort.
Oh, yeah.
Just go to the Bortcast.com.
That's the Bortcast.com.
There will be a new episode this weekend, by the way.
There will be.
And I think I'll jump on live for a little bit to hang out with people.
All right.
And just talk about whatever is going on.
I've actually, it's the same.
I've been trying to rest and recap and just do,
you know, it was like you said a while back,
Menace, you said,
in order for us to actually put out content,
we need to relax and have some fun and stuff.
Yeah, so I'm actually trying to do that
and delve deep back into the stuff
that I talk about on the broadcast,
like music, comics, video games, paranormal.
Actually, I contribute Brett's newfound relaxation to his
recent discovery of cbd he's been doing cbd and he's been like super he's been chill yeah man
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he's uh he's got me on and i think I might start doing it, too. Please, God, do it.
Yeah, I just don't think Randy can handle regular weed.
No, I can't.
But CBD, that might work for you.
Yeah, that might work for you.
Scary.
I'm like in another stratosphere.
I'm like, what's going on?
Dude, the funniest part, we were in Big Bear.
Randy's a little high.
I'm a little high. I'm sitting next to Randy, and I's a little high. I'm a little high.
I'm sitting next to Randy.
I get a little playful.
We were watching Discovery Channel, of course.
I'm poking at him.
He's just totally
in his own...
Dude, stuck.
We're watching Planet Earth.
I have this thought in my head.
I don't even feel him hitting me.
I'm like, yo, dude, isn't it crazy that somewhere right now, this is going on?
I see the same thing, too.
That's always my high thought.
Dude, right now, as we're recording this, a freaking cheetah just murked a gazelle somewhere
in the world.
Somewhere.
What was the cheetah doing?
The cheetah was just being a cheetah.
Cheetahs even know I'm watching it being a cheetah.
But the worst thing- Did we start the weekend already?
The worst thing is I'm at that point,
and then my girlfriend and then Dr. Sunshine,
they're all talking.
Everyone's hanging out, whatever.
I suddenly become really sleepy.
But I don't even say goodnight, everyone.
I just get up, and I'm like...
Zombied.
I'm like, goodnight.
Let's walk off.
And some of my girls are like, where'd Randy go?
But yeah, CBD distillery.
Hell yeah. Get the gummies. Do it. And some are going to be like, where'd Randy go? But yeah, CBD distillery. Hell yeah.
Get the gummies.
Do it.
And then also, I'll share a quick high thought that I had the other night.
I was high, and I was like, you know what?
It's like things that I Google, and I'm like, you know what?
I wonder what the inside of the space station looks like.
It looks like shit.
It looks terrible.
We figured there's no maintenance crew going up there regularly terrible it just wires everywhere it looks like the back of my television get a work order out for this yeah
i had a recent high thought so i followed this uh this page on instagram i can't remember the
name right now but basically what they do is backyard renovations and it's primarily like
installing infinity pools and all these things.
And I'm like,
yo,
how do you like,
how do you put the water?
How do you make the water stay in there and stuff?
Like,
like think about it. You make a pool and then you're like,
damn,
I messed that up.
You can't just destroy it.
You just figure it out.
And then that led me to,
uh,
tell me if you guys have seen these on YouTube,
these,
uh,
these dudes like in Asia,
like in the middle of the jungle,
they make pools.
Yeah.
It's dope. And I'm like, I'm like, yeah, I that make pools yeah dude it's dope and I'm like
I think it's Thailand
I'm like how do you even
they make the dopest pools
in the middle of the jungle
okay high thought from the high thought
no cause I have like something adjacent to that
like how do you even do that I think about
that with people with weird like
talents you know like Red Panda for example the unicycle lady she kicks the bowls up or uh
chainsaw jugglers something a little more dangerous like at some point you weren't good at that
yeah how'd you get better like yeah you're juggling chainsaws or blowing fire swallowing
swords like eventually at one point you were a new a newbie. How do you do it without seriously injuring yourself?
High thought on a high thought on a high thought.
I'm using my computer today
and I built my own PC
so the inside you can see
the motherboard and everything.
For some reason,
I was just looking at it
and I was wondering to myself,
for me, I don't care
how people make the components.
Whatever.
I understand you have
your own practice, whatever.
For me, it's how do you build
the components that build the component?
So it's like the small little chips you see on the motherboard.
Yeah.
Like who figured out that's what this shit,
like this is what this is.
And then,
and then,
and then,
and then,
and then like,
what does this do and how do they make it do it?
Okay.
A high thought,
a high thought,
a high thought though.
Similar to that.
My wife asked me yesterday,
she was looking at a new action figure.
She's like,
how does it get the clothes on there? And paints it does it come painted how does it work
i'm like it's on assembly line she's like the robots put the clothes on the toy like somewhere
and i you know what i was literally thinking about the same thing but about like ikea because
there's different ikea catalogs yeah there's different ikea catalogs around the world and
so i was thinking about it and I was like yo like somewhere out there
it's someone's job to just
paint a desk or something or just like
to just paint stuff and I'm like
isn't it weird that like as that person's
doing it they're like I wonder who's going to buy this desk
or I wonder who's going to sit here. It's going to end up somewhere else
around the world. Exactly. Yeah.
Okay. High thought on a high thought on a high thought
on a high thought. Okay.
So I was just chewing edibles the other day.
I was really high.
Of course you eat your weed, Tyler.
Of course.
I was chewing on a couple gummies.
Yeah, I ate a weed cake.
THC fried chicken skins.
I was really high.
So somebody asked me what my favorite animal was, and my favorite animal is a penguin and an otter.
But I thought about something. No, I know but I thought about something dude penguins had these
big old bodies and then feet do penguins have knees yeah they do this is a legitimate question
like I've always thought about okay they have a little baby knees. They're all torso, dude.
We're going to be here all day just thinking about these things.
At least it's fun.
The last time I really got legitimately baked, I looked up animal anatomies.
And I was looking at it.
Did you know that some whales have tiny little legs?
But they don't stick out of their body.
They're attached.
The little flipper things? Yeah, little they don't stick out of their body. They're attacked. The little,
the little flipper thing.
Yeah.
Little flippers.
Those used to be legs.
And then it had me thinking,
hold on a second.
If you're an evolved animal,
how do you become de-evolved?
Like at what point are you like,
oh,
I can now be on land.
Screw it.
I'm just going to go back into the water.
Yeah.
They say that dolphins used to be dogs that used to hang out at the ocean,
eat like little
fish and stuff, like starfish.
And then they eventually started living in the water.
You're the first fish that could be on land and you're just up here by yourself.
Like, damn.
Yo, this is crazy.
Has anyone seen this?
You guys been up here?
I'm out here on the land full of-
The first fish on land was like, yo, has anyone seen this right now?
I'm like, dude, they're never going to believe me.
And I'm like, hey guys, you can just walk out.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
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Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave?
I don't.
I'm so ready for the weekend, man.
All right, cool.
Bort?
Yeah, I have a proposal.
Instead of a drunk podcast next time
when we actually get to do something,
can we just do a high podcast?
I'm down.
I'm down.
You want me to be scared the whole podcast?
You can do your CBD edibles.
It'll be fine.
We absolutely have to get back to Vegas.
I know this COVID stuff has really messed up
our whole year of events.
We had so many events planned,
but we have to get back to Vegas.
Let's go and do a high podcast. I down yeah um here's another thing uh make sure you listen to the mothership the woody
show of course on the iheart radio app monday through friday just search the woody show randy
you have anything to say um i'm gonna stick to cbd all right from here on out no more getting
baked and getting scared all right. Tyler, do you have
anything to say before we leave?
Yeah, so I know we slightly mentioned a little bit earlier,
but me, Randy, and Eric over on
Tailgater Sports, we are doing a fantasy
football league with listeners. So if
any listeners are interested in that, listen to our
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Good job. There's a plug.
Looking and catching the ball right there.
I checked out and Tyler picked it up and around with it i love it
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