What's New Podcast - Stagecoach recap, Beers and Legos, Food News & More!
Episode Date: May 1, 2025On this epsiode we talk Stagecoach recap, Beers and Legos, Food News & More!...
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What's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Brett aka Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFM.
We are joined by our friend Eric who's coming to us live from a special satellite studio. Also, we have our boy Tyler,
who's joining us live from Whittier, California.
And just over yonder is our lovely friend, Julianne,
coming to us from Covina, California.
Just a quick heads up myself and Bort.
Bort, I don't even know, are you coming for sure?
May 6th, we're gonna be in Yucaypa.
We're gonna find a helicopter and we're gonna be in Yucaypa. We're gonna find a helicopter and we're gonna fly to Yucaypa
for the grand opening of a brand new Raising Canes.
It's gonna be from two to four p.m.
We're gonna have a bunch of giveaways as usual.
And when I looked at the calendar, Brett, it says conflict.
Do you have something going on?
Under your name it said conflict.
So that usually-
Under my name?
Yeah, usually when you you know set up
your calendar and somebody already has something going on it will say conflict
so we will be allegedly will be in Yucaypa May 6 2 to 4 p.m. at Raising Canes
for the grand opening a bunch of giveaways raising cans already hit me up
and said they're gonna add to all of our giveaways so you're gonna want to be
there we rarely rarely, rarely,
rarely go into that area at all but it does remind me June 21st we will be like the next stop over
in Morongo at Morongo Casino Resort and Spa for the Woody Show Prom Event. It's actually happening
on a Saturday so it is open to the public. Anyone 21 up can roll on through and it's gonna be a
great night. More information coming soon on that but and it's going to be a great night.
More information coming soon on that.
But put it down in your calendar.
I know that hotel rooms sell out quick.
So if you want to try to get a hotel room at the casino,
there's other hotels.
I mean, you have all of Coachella Valley
that's just full of resorts.
But if you want to stay at Morongo,
I suggest you book a room right now for June 21.
OK, we'll see you there.
Now, Eric, Tyler, I know it's been really busy for you.
The NFL draft has been going on.
You guys have to pay attention to that.
Randy went to Green Bay and I got to see
all the social media he actually posted from Green Bay,
which is exciting.
I did get a little bit sad though,
because his initial post of when he landed,
did you guys see that?
The welcome thing?
Yeah, the welcome sign I was like, whoa that is way different from the welcome signs that I've seen
I texted him
At other drafts
I texted him, I'm like, what weird ass third grade birthday party did you just walk into?
I know, it very looked like some elementary school
It looked like something you get from Party City
I know and I was like dude This is the NFL draft. Of course the NFL didn't put that sign up, but locally they did it and they're trying guys
It's a very small town
100,000 people I think live in Green Bay and they doubled the amount of people going there just for the draft
But it's one of the biggest football towns like the whole town is football
That's it. That's all they have, that and cheese.
What else are they gonna do?
Eric and Tyler, you can probably explain this
a little bit better.
The town actually owns the team, so it's not like,
you know, Jerry Jones, like, backed by some billionaire
and things like that, right?
Right, it's like one of like the only publicly funded,
you can invest and own stakes in the club,
but they're still like, it's not, they do votes on this
from the city to decide players and contracts and stuff. There's still a board and people that run the club, but they're still like it's not they do votes on this from the city to decide players and contracts and stuff
There's still a board and people that run the team, but it is like locally funded and owned by the city itself
Yeah, so they don't have Las Vegas money where they're gonna have a gigantic neon sign when you land, but okay
This is this all this is okay, so we're taking shots at these small little Midwest, you know, small towns.
This is a Randy problem. Like, that's the thing you post.
Yeah, I know.
Like, it can flew in, that's what you get, but don't post that one.
I know.
I guarantee there's a cooler sign somewhere down the road that you're gonna run into.
Definitely.
Don't post that one.
Something better, dude. There's gotta be something better.
Like, you know, we'll point out Vegas. We always fly into Vegas.
Vegas is very cool. They have, know the arches they have the booths
They have the casino advertising everywhere like I get it, but like maybe this one. You don't need the airport picture
Boots on the ground alright. Well. Let's go into something that Julianne is interested in stagecoach
Well, Julianne used to be in the football used to rep the Patriots all the time
Yeah, I don't hear nothing about it now.
Because then I had like a million kids,
and they'd take over my life.
And I'd watch Miss Rachel and whatever else I watched.
No, no.
I liked the Patriots after he left.
I did not like the Patriots because he was there,
because I liked them before.
She was never thirsty for Brady.
You're thirsty for, what was his name?
That went to the 49ers.
You were thirsty for Jimmy G. Yeah, yeah, yeah his name? That went to the 49ers.
You were thirsty for Jimmy G.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there you go. Jimmy G.
There was other ones, but I mean, it's been so long. I don't even remember their names anymore.
But I sort of got used to like go to Thursday night football. We go to the
bars with Sunday night football, Monday night football. Like if there was football on, I was at a
bar drinking and watching and having fun. And then I decided to get all these kids.
And then my life ended.
As we know it.
Yeah, then it was over.
Well, I don't think it's totally over.
We'll get into that.
But I went to Stagecoach over the weekend
after already going to Coachella multiple weekends.
Sorry we missed an episode of the podcast,
but I've been going nonstop for the past couple of weeks.
And I'll say this again, Stagecoach is where it's at guys
I had more fun at stagecoach than I did Coachella and stagecoach. It's just such a variety of music
It's not just like hardcore country music. We're talking about Nelly T-Pain
Jellyroll comes out. He has Wiz Khalifa. He has MGK
He has Lana Del Rey who performed the night before which which was really good. And I saw him one of my favorites,
Julianne Dascha, she was awesome.
And it's just a good time.
It's just everyone drinking and eating and backstage.
I got to talk to Kate Hudson
and we talked about my 40 mile walk
and how I wore Fabletics during my walk.
And how much I loved her new TV show,
Running Point, that's on Netflix.
It's about basketball.
Check it out, it's good.
And then I got to talk to Guy Fieri
and how I'm gonna be doing the run with Burt Kreischer
this upcoming Sunday in Tampa.
Also, we ran into Lance Bass, which Spicy Nacho loves.
And it's just like everybody having a good time.
It's not like Coachella, which I still love,
don't get me wrong, but Coachella, yeah,
it is about everybody flexing and flambosing
and about fashion and things like that.
Stagecoach is just about people having a good time.
And I enjoyed it.
I love that you used the word flambosing.
Flambosing, I thought I would bring back flambosing.
I never heard that. But
yeah and I got to thinking I'm like dude I think the next time we all get together because
Eric Austin will be older right now you can actually like leave him for a weekend or no?
Yeah we're getting close. You think so next year? I think we're getting close to that yeah. Yeah because also there's
Diplo stage and Diplo and I know Honky Tonk.
I know that you would love that.
I think all of us together for stagecoach weekend would be the funnest weekend ever.
You guys down or what?
Hell yeah.
I've been trying to leave all my kids like forever.
You don't let me.
Like you're making me hang out with them.
I know Tyler, you really wanted to go this year.
You don't even have to ask me if I want to go.
I will be there, dude.
See? See? For sure. I will be there, dude. That will happen.
See, see.
For sure.
I feel you, Tyler.
Now, I texted Julianne because I was watching Dasha,
who if you don't know who Dasha is,
I think she's probably gonna explode this year.
She has that song called Austin.
Now I texted Julianne a video of Dasha performing,
and then Julianne sent me a video back of her Kool-O
out in public.
I forgot you were at like some wine festival, right?
Yeah, the Data Point wine festival.
And so he sends me this video of Dasha dancing up on stage.
I was like, oh shoot, I got one better than that.
So I put my phone down, my friend's like,
what are you doing?
I'm like, just hold on.
And I started dancing around and I sent it to Met's a medicine like I think I did a better job
Julia is always down to one up somebody on that
Exactly my friend this is her first time hanging out with me drunk and
It was it was apparently we were talking about, uh,
someone that's very well known and I was like, Ooh,
so and so he's hot. And I throw my legs up in the air and I start like smacking,
you know, my cookie and they were like, um,
Kevin's like, yeah, you wouldn't stop doing that for like five minutes. Like at
first it was funny, but then you wouldn't stop. I'm like, Oh my God,
I'm so sorry. My friend's like, is this real life? Is this really happening?
Oh my God. So you're, you're blacked out, right? I haven't blacked out in so long,
but it's so scary.
But I was at home at this point, like my mom's place, we were back,
we were drinking on the balcony. Oh, I threw up that night. We, okay. We got back from the winery and I never throw up ever. And I don't know what happened,
but I looked at Kevin. I was like, I don't feel good. And he's like, are you okay? I'm like, no,
he's like, you just sat on the bed and you were pouting. And I don't remember this either. And
I go to the toilet, I sit down and I just started vomiting.
Like I murdered somebody. Now that I used to do and still do on request.
Yeah, well, I don't. So I remember that part and my friends like, Oh no,
like, are you okay? You're not going to go out with us. I'm like, am I not
going to go out with you? I'm going to brush my teeth and let's go. And I
got up, I brushed my teeth, I freaking rallied.
We went to dinner, I drank more wine, came back,
drank more wine on the balcony, and then I blacked out
and started smacking my cookie and doing yoga poses.
So, yeah.
Smacking my cookie.
You know what the real upsetting thing about all this is?
What?
Somebody would pay 9.99 a month. Subscribe to this HolyFans!
What am I doing?
I know, for the video of this.
Come on!
Well, you and Tyler keep talking about it,
so I'm just waiting for you guys to come over, but.
Okay.
Yeah, that was my weekend.
It was awesome.
Wow, it sounds like a really good time.
It was, and I forgot to record the half of it.
Somebody get your own stagecoach.
Ha ha ha, I did, I did.
No one bought tickets though.
Oh damn it.
We could be selling tickets once again.
But yeah, like what the hell was I even gonna say?
There's your Juliette story of the last two weeks.
I know my Juliette story of the week right there.
I know.
I'm gonna do that run in Tampa this Sunday
with Jelly Roll, Tom Segura and
Burt Kreischer and dude, I don't know if you guys seen Jelly Roll, but he's down like 200 pounds. It's insane
So it's really cool
He actually went running the day of him performing at stagecoach because I was talking to some people and they're like
Oh, yeah, I saw Jelly Roll running this morning before his big show
That was really cold. But the day before that I'm gonna be hanging out with my other new love f1
Miami can be hanging out with the Red Bull team. So that's gonna be super fun
I can't wait to go back to Miami nice tomorrow night. Oh, no, wait tomorrow night. Wait, I keep on thinking today
It's Thursday, but it's actually Wednesday. It's Wednesday
Yeah days are so have been so out of whack for like two weeks for some reason. What is going on?
Yes, it's been a mad rush of a few weeks months years. Yeah
Yeah, since Easter man that weekend. I've just been my mind has just been in a melt. I don't know what it is
I know it's just like back-to-back events and things. I'm sure you're really busy with the draft
I've been living out in Coachella for a whole month now going back and forth, but
I will say this, I finished building my Red Bull Lego F1 and then I bought
another Lego yesterday, Julianne, be disappointed in me.
Nice! I am. I bought the McLaren one. Extremely. Okay, hold on, hold on I am about the McLaren extremely. Okay.
How about this? Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. You bought the McLaren one. Yes.
So I'm going to be honest right now and let me grab this real quick. Okay.
Because we could see it literally this morning. No, because I want to make sure
I got the name right. So shut up. Literally this morning I went to target
Literally this morning. Yeah, I went to Target to go grab it the new
810 piece fast and furious Toyota Supra
For the orange car from the first movie. This will be built by the end of this weekend. No
Now alright, I'm gonna propose something to you guys. I want to try to figure this out. When do we all
Probably have a day off that we can meet together
Saturday Sunday Now the offseason is going I'm off most Saturday Sundays as long as like I mean I have hockey on Saturdays
Okay, but like that's a night thing. All right. I have a pretty wild idea guys
Okay, ready. I do like wild. Okay
Julianne, are you down?
I mean, hello, yes.
I think that we should all get together.
Okay.
And have a couple of drinks as we build Legos.
Are you in?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can this be at your house and can we go swimming?
I mean, well, I was thinking actually because,
oh, actually we can go go swimming but check this out
I was thinking of making it a little more convenient for you guys and
Maybe do it because I know the people at villains brewing in Anaheim
Yeah, I don't know if you know this villains brewing has a pool at it
Yeah, it does I did not know that do, and they have like these cool like little
hangout pods that you could rent out for like you
and your friends if you wanna watch like a game
or something like that.
Hold on, I've seen this place pop up so many times.
Yeah. I have too,
and I've never been, but I've wanted to.
Yeah, they have a pool, dude.
Everyone I know goes to Villains all the time.
I have yet to go.
I really wanna be there. Yes, right
So whether it's Legos now, you guys down to be dorks and build Legos in public
Can we do this? Hello? Take me now
Well this weekend again, I'll be in Miami. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry get excited
Okay, not to get dorkier, but can I substitute?
Legos for the one of ten Gundam model kits that I have in a box that I still need to build
This is a Lego party, dude
Are you guys down I mean I'll make sure to not open this box of like
I am gonna go buy some Legos
this box of Legos. I am gonna go buy some Legos.
Okay, let me reach out and then I think that would be fun.
Villains Brewing in Anaheim also, I highly recommend.
They have a Sunday brunch.
What?
Don't put them out of business.
I will not, but I will be real with you.
Bottomless mimosas are kind of my thing.
Oh damn, let's go.
Every Sunday.
Look at this.
Wow, 12 to 3.
Yeah.
So wait.
What the F have I been doing?
This is what happens when you have a kid.
OK.
You're missing out.
All right.
Let's not just talk about it.
Let's be about it.
Wait, wait.
Menace, Menace, I just thought about something.
What?
Do we build LEGOs on the cruise?
It's supposed to be everybody together.
It's supposed to be us.
Why are you leaving us out?
I was literally just about to ask Eric,
Eric, do you want to meet up at our new co-target
so we can pick out Legos together?
OK, how about this?
How about this?
OK, we'll try to do it this month.
We can figure out a day.
There's many days in a month.
We can figure out one day, right, to hang out
at this amazing brewery, Phil's brewery,
maybe get some bottomless mimosas, maybe get a brunch,
maybe see the pool and build Legos.
It's very easy.
Yeah, I'm down.
I like supervised building Legos,
so I'm just gonna tell you, like,
I'm just gonna probably like put two pieces together
and then just drink.
What?
No, don't be that kind of person.
I'll be with you.
I told you guys I'm gonna be with you.
I'll buy you the little baby set
so you don't get frustrated.
For you, I'm just gonna throw this out there. I did when I was at Target this morning
I did see a full-size Lego Batmobile from the 1960s Adam West Batman Wow
You guys know and I'm like I'm like sounds like I know I'm I was thinking of just bringing another little f1 set for myself
Because again like if you get into these big ones, like I looked up the big F1 car and it said seven to nine hours.
If you just build it straight, the little tiny one took me forever.
Do we invite Randy? I guess so. If he shows up to anything, he's to be devastated.
If he did, that's true.
He might never talk to us again.
You guys want to a brewery and built Legos without me?
Hey, he's going to Casa Bonita without us.
Right?
True, he didn't invite us.
It's fair.
All right.
Well, May 9th, I plan on being at the Beyonce show.
So that is going-
Dude, the band's going that night.
Really, May 9th?
Yeah, just bought our tickets for Mother's Day
like two days ago.
No way, sweet. Oh, what? Hell yeah. So- Besties hang out. Sorry, just bought her tickets for Mother's Day like two days ago. No way
Hell yeah, so
No, no, no, it's fine. They'll open the air on May 10th
I do work for our heart radio and maybe you know, they'll give me tickets to wango tango
But I highly doubt it but just a heads up if you want to go to wango tango
It's happening May 10th in Huntington Beach on the beach. It's gonna be super fun
My thing I was thinking about this wango tango thing and
David Guetta, he's performing and if you've never seen David Guetta perform ever in your life, do it before you die because it's so much fun.
I prefer to see him in Ibiza, but if you don't want to travel around the world, you can find him in Huntington Beach. Pretty cool.
Same vibe, you know. You can also find me in Huntington Beach pretty cool
You can also find me in Huntington Beach, yeah true we're the equivalent of each other, right? Yeah Well, I was thinking I was thinking this okay as crazy as this sounds
I was watching Ryan Seacrest do Wheel of Fortune. Yeah, and by the way Ryan Seacrest do Wheel of Fortune
It seems like he's been doing it his whole life. He is so good at hosting Wheel of Fortune. I actually really enjoy
He does I know he's seamless. He's so good
I was thinking though like when it comes to Huntington Beach will Ryan
Like fly private to fly to Huntington Beach or will he go through that drive? He's he's taking it. Yeah chopper
He's taking a chopper because there's no airport that close to it, he'll chop her. Or he'll fly private, then chop her from there.
He'll double down on it.
You can fly private into what, Fullerton?
It's not too far.
Fullerton choppers it.
He was driving cars back when he was on star 98.7.
He doesn't do that anymore, come on now.
For Ryan Seacrest, Fullerton is mega too far, okay,
for Huntington Beach.
Yeah.
Way too far.
15 minutes.
How close is
John Wayne to wherever that's that's actually kind of far John John Wayne's
over in Santa Ana John Wayne's way closer no John Wayne's on like the far
part of Santa Ana like way down there no John Wayne I just picked up menace from John Wayne
away dude yeah Brett and I go to John Wayne like every other day I literally
live next to the beach it took me 10 to 15 minutes to get there it's really
close John Wayne's way for you
Well, he's chopper in he's chopper in for shopper in chopper. I think private dude private jet
He's what I was driving out to Coachella like damn, you know when you're kind of tired and you got those long drives
You know, you got to do a festival all day long. You really got to drink those Red Bulls all day, you know
Oh, yeah
Moving on from Beyonce and wango tango go check out wango tango at our friends at kiss
It's gonna be a really good show but the weekend after that Eric, do you know what my friends are trying to talk me into?
What we can you're talking about the hard summer? No hard summers in June, I think. All right. All right
Dave day trip. Nope
Okay, I'm out of them. Oh, how are you out of them, dude?
This is like your holy grail of music festivals. EDC Las Vegas!
I thought we were talking local here, of course.
No, dude. EDC is going down. My friends are like, dude, just go.
Just go. I'm like, God!
EDC, I didn't go to EDC when it was in May, though. That's why I wasn't on my radar.
I used to go when it was in late June. EDC when it was in May though. That's why I wasn't on my radar I go when it was in late June. Yeah when I was a thousand degrees. Yeah in my mind
It's it's a June thing not a May thing. Yeah, I like that. They moved it in May
I've gone when it was in June, but May is much better weather
Racetrack and did you miss it Eric? Do you miss your EDC lifestyle? I missed that time of my life
You've done this to yourself, you know.
I could go back to back man and do those five years in college over again, man.
I'd go harder.
It would be lit.
Because I was like, man, I don't know if I can do it because I feel like I haven't been in town for like a year.
It's a hard one, man.
I don't like, I think we have these conversations with my friends that we'd go, I went five years in a row and like,
you're there at 6 p.m., you're off the speedway
and back at your hotel at like 10 a.m.,
you nap for two hours, you go to the pool,
and then you're back doing it again, three more days,
and then you come home on Monday
and you go to work on Tuesday, and it's like, bro,
and then how did I pay for it?
I didn't have a good job, how did I pay for this crap?
I don't know, you saved.
I don't think for anything back then, who knows? You were a chick, so. Yeah, there was no after pay didn't have a good job. How did I pay for this crap? I don't know for anything back then. I know you're a chick. So yeah, there's no after pay, you know back then you just had to save
Three-hour shifts at the gym like making ten bucks an hour. How was I making?
How was I doing any of this going to Vegas for four days?
Because this is like back in the day like people didn't go to music festivals like willy-nilly. They planned their whole year for this one weekend.
And I think that made it a lot more fun too.
The buildup and the countdowns and all that kind of stuff.
You're like, not like, oh, hey, I mean, Coachella's hopping this weekend.
I think I'm just going to go.
And there wasn't Airbnbs and things like that.
You really had to figure everything out and how you're going to afford everything.
You're like, oh damn then you know the hotel
It's gonna have a credit card hold that's gonna take up all my money
I gotta make sure I have we used to we used to sardine pack like ten people into a hotel room at like
Luxor that's how you
Four people on the floor four people in the bed yeah
Yeah, we'll see if I'll. Wild times, dude. So cool.
Yeah, we'll see if I'll make it there.
Now, sometimes I say some pretty bougie stuff, and this is gonna be one of the most bougie
first world problems ever when it comes to EDC, okay?
What I'm gonna tell you right now.
It's in a racetrack, so it's in the middle of the racetrack, EDC, okay?
But here's the thing.
The EDC VIP,
I know what you're talking about,
I already know where you're going,
is at the top of the racetrack.
So you have to climb a mountain to go up and down
from the VIP, like, all access backstage thing.
If you're not in shape and you're gassed out like I am,
you're not a really big fan of where the VIP is located.
Even though it's-
You gotta go up the grandstand.
Like 200 steps.
Yeah, even though it's open bar, you're like, I don't even want to go up there.
Yeah, first world problem.
You chopper it in?
Did you chopper in last year?
I was thinking about it.
I didn't realize that you could chopper one way if you wanted to.
I thought you had to pay for there and back,
and I was like, aw, that's way too expensive.
One way I might do it,
because my friend has always wanted to do it.
That's one of those things, too,
like back in the day, broke college kid,
we're driving in like 17 people in a car,
we're parking, and then you see the chopper come in,
and then the next morning,
you're sitting in a parking lot for two hours getting out,
and you're dead tired, and you just see these choppers, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, and you know they out and you're dead tired and you just see these choppers
And you know they're they're in their hotel room in ten minutes because of these choppers. Yeah
Well because always the first day EDC is like the craziest to get inside It's by far like one of the hardest in and outs because it's either the freeway or a back road
Yeah, I know you have five hundred thousand people coming on a two-lane highway and it's fun though
I mean back in the day it was a party
and everybody knows where everybody's going.
There's drinks being poured and...
Yeah, back in the day.
Yeah, it does take so long to get in that I got so drunk.
So by the time I was even at the festival,
I was at the festival for like maybe 45 minutes
because I was just too wasted to stay.
Hit stops on the side of the road.
Like it's tough.
It's bad, man
But anyways shout out to EDC everybody that's gonna go have a good time now speaking of a good time
I think that Tyler is way more excited than I am
I'm believe me and I'm really really excited for this but Tyler is almost giddy about going on this Alaskan cruise
is almost giddy about going on this Alaskan cruise that's happening pretty soon.
It's true.
I'm getting updates constantly on, I got my passport,
I got this, this freaking guy,
he got his luggage tickets already before me.
He's like, is it okay to post about the Disney trip?
I'm like, yeah, it's fine.
I mean, we're all going together.
We already talked about it on the air, so.
I'm just playing my card safely. That's all it is.
Like I'm not trying to get this somehow stripped away for me at the last second.
This is a very smart plan by Tyler because he'll say something dumb.
He's literally taking the safest route there.
He's like, I have everything. There's no way I could screw up.
Yeah, there's one thing that I really want to do on there.
Hopefully we can do it.
Have you looked up any of the excursions yet?
I I did not I barely found out this thing docks in different places in Alaska like
Anything out I
Thought you would like Google it and see what is available
But there's like I kind of wanted to but at the same time I'm like, you know what?
Let's kind of let's kind of let some of this be a surprise. Because that'd be kind of fun.
You got to plan these out, dude.
You don't go and be surprised.
You got to plan stuff out.
All right, fair enough.
So the number one thing that I'm trying to do
is freaking dog sledding, dude.
Yes, oh my god.
That would rip.
That'd be so much fun.
I know the number one.
You're telling me I get to live out my dream
of being Cuba Gooding Jr. in Snow Dogs?
Hell yeah, man.
Those dogs are going to be so pissed when Tyler walks up.
How many dogs is it gonna take to pull him?
They run off like, F this.
Their eyes get all big when they see him.
Say what now? We're doing what?
Hey, from big dog to big dog, let's get this show on the road.
Wow. I know the number one thing what he wants to do is go on a sea plane and that's available,
but it's, it's going to be fun. I know now Tyler, I think our first day that we're going to start
seeing stuff is like, um, we're going to see the ice glaciers. That's going to be pretty sick.
Yeah. Yeah. Now are you prepared for the elements? Do you have clothing? We talked
about this yesterday. Yeah. So Brett Brett called me yesterday and we talked about this
a little and when I say a little, this turned into a half hour conversation about like the
clothing and stuff I need to bring. And I have started to do a little bit of research
on what the weather is going to be like. I will. I will have to ask. Yeah, I will have
to go shopping for a couple of essentials before I go,
but good thing I'll probably need them, especially if dogs letting is
going to happen, but I do already have a pair of snow boots,
so we're good there and we'll we'll figure the rest out in a
week or two. Dude, the conversation is like, do you think it's gonna
be cold or anything? It's gonna be okay.
conversation. It was like, do you think it's going to be cold or do you think it's going to be okay?
Oh my God.
We're seeing ice glaciers, dude.
Well, when I said cold, I meant like, do you think it's going to be like 20 or 30 or do
you think we'll be all right? So like that's what I meant by like, Alaska.
Do you think it's going to be a cool 80 degrees?
Yeah.
I said it was probably going to be somewhere between 40 and 50.
It's like 30 in Massachusetts. so I would assume Alaska's like 10
He's like should I bring a short sleeve shirt or a long sleeve shirt? So do you guys realize that I got to live with?
This guy for a week
Just like they have kids you chose Tyler
I'm a big kid at heart, yes.
He's your child for the week.
Can we build Legos on the ship?
What?
I mean, to be fair, you didn't say no to that.
We'll do them together, Tyler.
But yeah, I'm super excited for the trip.
I know we keep on talking about it on the podcast,
but more and more things just keep on popping up
when it comes to this.
So yep, you are all set. you have your plane ticket to vancouver
You're gonna be out on your own for a whole day in vancouver. Yeah
He's gonna lose his passport or something
So no, i'm i'm triple checking everything dog. I will wear a fanny pack if I have to to keep this stuff together, man
You know trip anti mugger. Yeah, I was
gonna say that anyways. No, like I've started thinking all this through,
so I've I need to go pick up. Like I said, I need to go pick up some
more clothes. I need to go pick up a new luggage case, which should be
no big deal, and then I think the last thing I really need to do is just book the hotel
for Vancouver, but I was going to do that maybe about two weeks out anyway. So yeah,
I think we're, I think we're all set for the most part. Just got to pick up a couple of
things and be good to go.
Anyways. All right. You guys want some food news real quick? Yeah. All right. I don't
know if you guys tried it yet, but shout out to Morgan. She brought it into the studio. I've been looking for it.
Dubai chocolate is everywhere,
and now there is a supply shortage of pistachios
because pistachios are used in Dubai chocolate.
Have you tried it yet?
Anybody?
Yes, no?
Maybe so?
Do you like pistachios?
I was about to say Dubai chocolate or pistachios?
I've had plenty of pistachios.
Yeah, so well- It's chocolate over the pistachio, correct?
Yeah, and then so it's become so popular that
Pistachios are starting to have a shortage. Oh, I don't know how Kevin's gonna feel about that because he loves his pistachios
Our pistachios is how he says it. Pistachios. I hate when he says that
They do sound good. I mean anything covered chocolate, give it to me, right?
Yeah, I highly recommend checking out the Dubai chocolate.
It is really, really good.
Krispy Kreme has announced a Pac-Man donuts case
where you get different arcade looking donuts,
all in or all out.
Nice.
Now check this out.
Something must be going on with Pac-Man because our friends at Suavecito, who make the pomade
company, they're doing a bunch of collaborations with Pac-Man right now.
And did you see what they did for Angel Stadium?
No.
They put in a giant Pac-Man arcade inside of Angel Stadium.
What?
Nice.
Oh, speaking of Angels, I might go to a game thanks to our friends at SoCal Toyota
and do some stuff there.
You guys wanna go?
Yes.
I'm down.
Let's do it.
I'm down.
Tyler, you can't come.
Tyler's always down.
For some reason.
Why am I gonna say no?
It's free.
I know that they're playing the Dodgers soon.
I don't know if it's gonna be the Dodgers game,
but we'll find out.
I really wanna go try their food game
because the things that Tyler has posted on social
media from their eateries.
As a hardcore angels fan.
Exactly, exactly.
It looks out of this world, but also in the Pac-Man arcade area, they have some Japanese
Gashapon toy machines.
Oh, what?
Let's go.
It's like, let's go.
So, two things real quick.
Number one, I have just realized that
on May twenty second, so in a give or take about three weeks, it is the
official forty fifth anniversary of Pac Man. So that would explain everything
going on. Okay, and number two. So me and Randy were actually thinking about
going to the Dodger game later this afternoon. We're doing this on a
Wednesday because the game was literally at noon. Yeah, the game was thinking about going to the Dodger game later this afternoon. We're doing this on a Wednesday
because the game was literally at noon. Yeah. The game was literally at noon. Now we were
thinking about this earlier in the week. Parking is $40. The cheapest ticket for a noon game
was $45. On top of that, you get a beer and a hot dog. You're looking at paying maybe
about 120, 125 bucks for the day. Right. And then Randy brought up the idea. What if we
just go to Angel Stadium on Thursday night?
And I looked it up, parking is $20 at Angel Stadium.
So you're already half off that.
We can get into the game for five bucks.
Dude, they need bodies.
Dude, they need something.
Again.
It's so funny because they started,
Eric can even chime in on this.
They actually started a little hot.
And everybody's like, oh, are the the angels back and Eric's thing was like
I'd be the funniest thing ever. If Tyler left in the angel, suddenly got good
again. I'm actually kind of rooting for the angels this year because I want
them to be good and Tyler to not be able to experience her and have any joy.
Well, unfortunately for Eric, they are once again terrible and dead last in
their division, so you're still going on Thursday yeah it's five bucks dude like yeah I'm gonna go in for
I'm gonna go in and get drunk it's amazing all right good about this
anybody eat fruity pebbles oh it's been a while but yeah I really had a box of
free pebbles like a week and a half oh no not a bowl yeah not a bowl a whole
box was the last time you sat down it had one bowl of cereal
Time one bowl left over throw some more cereal in and then yeah
Yeah, yeah, like I pretty much eat half the box if it's a regular sized box
I just eat a dry pretty pebbles dude. You can really pack some in a bowl
Okay power rank top three cereals. Oh
frosted mini wheats fruity pebbles frost flakes with bananas oh with bananas yeah I will say
cinnamon toast crunch mm-hmm happen crunch and tricks your mouth is raw
those things everyone of those cereals screw up your mouth so bad.
It's true. Uh, honestly, I say tricks, but it's a pretty close tie between tricks and
lucky charms because lucky charms are pretty long. Tricks. That's a, that's a sleeper.
That's a good one. Oh yeah. Okay. I'm going to go from like healthiest to worst and I
would say honey bunches of oats, then kicks, then lucky charms, and then
cinnamon, cinnamon toast crunch. I got to, I actually got to be real about
something. I'm really glad Jules mentioned it kicks. Very underrated
cereal. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, it is. Well, mine would be life cereal. Okay.
Life hasn't got a shout out.
Cinnamon toast crunch and then raisin bran.
I can't dude, raisin bran where it's straight just mush.
Like I'm gonna pour milk in it and I'm just gonna let it sit and it's so good.
You gotta get those raisins really like filled with milk.
Otherwise they chewing on them.
Oh, it hurts your jaw.
Yeah.
I think I would go
Healthiest honey nut Cheerios. There's something so simple about I've always enjoyed
Lucky Charms. Mm-hmm and chips ahoy
The cookie
I know what you're talking about. Yeah, thank you. Oh, yeah Oh, I'd though, I'm sorry. I'd even say what the Fruity Pebbles news was.
They have a limited edition strawberries and cream flavor.
Just FYI if you're interested.
I do have one question that I need to know.
And I just have to make sure.
Everybody here pours cereal and then the milk, right?
Yes.
What kind of monster pours the milk and then the cereal?
There's psychos out there.
There's psychos out there that will pour the milk and then the cereal. There are psychos out there. There are psychos out there that will pour the milk
and then the cereal after.
There's some weird people out there.
What?
Yeah, and I stopped her in her tracks.
I said, what are you doing?
You don't do it that way.
You pour the cereal and then you pour the milk.
All right, guys.
Well, we've got to wrap this up.
Busy weekend.
Go to Miami.
If you're around the Florida area I suggest
if you're not gonna make it to f1 make it on out to Tampa the flights there to
Tampa are super cheap within Florida I am taking spirit and you can do a 5k run
with jelly roll Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura do it it'll be so much fun and you
can just fly back home the same day.
Do it, live life and party.
Go to BurtBurtBurt.com and get all the information.
I'll see you out there.
Also big shout out to our friend, Joe Koy, J-O-K-O-Y.com.
He is a comedian.
He is touring the world.
He is surviving from emergency landings on airplanes
and going to Japan.
So many cool things like doing a huge show with our friend Gabriel Glesias aka Fluffy.
Just go to fluffyguy.com or go to joecoy.com, find out what they're doing.
They're pretty much doing the Russellmania, the Super Bowl of Comedy.
It's happening next year in March at SoFi Stadium.
Oh, a couple people will be there I think
Huge! Tickets are already on sale
They already sold a ton of tickets
So if you want to be a part of comedy history
Make sure you go check out that show
Also, if you're from out of town
SoFi Stadium is right next to LAX
So you can land and go straight to the stadium
It is super convenient
Be a part of it
I know I will be.
I have a video where I interviewed Gabriel about it on my Instagram, at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E. Also,
Joe stopped by the Woody Show. We have it on our Instagram. Find out more about it. And I get to
take a little bit of credit for the SoFi show. And Gabriel backs me up on it because when he did those two nights at Dodger Stadium the very next day I DM'd him and I said I like the the ring of
how this sounds. Fluffy does so-fi. So I bring that up in the interview and see
what he has to say on my Instagram at menace.
Shout out to our friends Madden Kim. They're a band. They're performing here
and there. Just go to maddenkim.com or stream their music wherever you find music. Also shout out to our friend Sex with Emily. Go to SexWithEmily.com.
She is traveling the world and doing a lot of pop-up talks. SexWithEmily.com. And Eric,
I was cleaning my room last night because I'm leaving town. My brother-in-law is coming to town
and he's going to be taking care of the dogs. Dude, I didn't realize how many blankets I have
from Blankets by Tracy, but you know, I've been gone
for a whole month and my house has been a disaster,
so the blankets have been going everywhere.
Dude, there's a pile of blankets as tall as me
that are on top of one of my beds right now,
and it's all Blankets by Tracy, and it's freaking cold
in Los Angeles. I don't think it's ever gonna be sunny ever again
So make sure you get a blanket just Google blankets by Tracy and pick one up today
What is happening at Shasta jeans boutique Bort?
Well now that we have landed in our new homestead there menace and Huntington Beach Shasta jeans boutique calm to us cuz spooky has
Fired back up. We're rolling on crystal ball sacks of all sizes
because like your blankets, crystal balls
and crystals get cold, man.
You gotta put them in a nice, beautiful blower sack.
And we're in the process of restocking all jewelry items.
Oh my God, I pulled a U.
Restocking all jewelry items.
I can't say it today.
Sorry.
We're restocking all fancy items, crystal items,
bracelet items, earring items.
I'm not saying the other word because we were at the hyena horror market two weeks ago minutes
And we sold a bunch of stuff so we're talking right now go shasagene's boutique.com
It's because spooky or hit the link in my link tree at Saintport
Don't forget listen to the mothership the woody show money through Friday on the I heart radio app Eric
Do you have anything to say before we leave a quick?
Scan of these Disney cruise excursions yes great Alaskan lumberjack show and axe throw challenge noise. Oh my god
Anything to do with bear sights whale sights gotta do it yes the Alaska salmon
Bake Glacier and hatchery oh yeah
Let's do Eagles go see bears throwagles, go see bears, throw an ax.
All right.
I'm down.
I will be there no matter what.
One other thing I totally skipped on this whole podcast
since we've been so busy,
we had the Woody Show After Hours Takeover
at Disney California Adventure Park.
I wasn't sure if you were gonna bring it up.
I was, I'm like, okay, maybe we're just taking it
as it understood we were there, we saw everybody. Yeah, it was such a great time. I mean, we've been
talking about it for a whole month on the radio and we had all these events and shout
out to everybody that was able to get in. And that was so much fun. We announced that
we're going to be doing a Disney cruise. We're going to be giving away the cruises on the
show. We'll announce that pretty soon. So listeners can experience what we're going
to experience. That's gonna be super fun
But it was awesome to have everybody from the woody show and what's new pod in the park with all of our listeners
Thank you so much for all the support got to hang out with so many cool people and
All the people that we've been hanging with for the past like 10 years here in Los Angeles
Well 11 years now such a fun night and if you didn't get in I'm so so sorry
We'll do our best to make it happen again
really, really soon.
But Eric, Julianne, Tyler, you guys had a good time?
Had a blast.
Yes, the best always.
Nice.
It was cool because all of us were in the same area
at one point.
The downside was we didn't get a photo whatsoever.
But at the same point, we were all in the same area
all together.
Which is very, very rare for us. Yeah, and I mean, point we were all in the same area all together very very rare for us
Yeah
And I mean Eric was going to be closer to us at one point and then something about Tyler big dog in him and taking
A spot or something and then Tyler
Some extra
Extra randos Tyler never couldn't be me man
Randos Tyler never couldn't be me man
Well anyways such a good time, thank you so much Tyler you have anything to say before we leave actually no I really don't this time kind of weird. Okay, Julianne. I'm speechless you I have nothing
So I got nothing. I know
Actually, actually, okay
I was I was thinking about saying this and, actually. Okay. I was,
I was thinking about saying this and then I thought maybe not,
but I just want to give a shout out to Felicity,
my daughter because she tried out for a solo choir spots for her school and she
got it and she is so excited. I know.
So I'm happy for her and she's doing so good and I can't wait to hear her sing her solo.
She's growing so fast.
I know she is. She, oh, can I tell you my favorite part of the night of the Woody Show After Hours Takeover?
Because she literally asked me, like I'm not calling her dumb, but I'm saying literally the dumbest question ever.
She runs up to me and all she says is where's my mom and I go
She's at the bar
Girl why you asking me you already know the answer
Okay, I actually did have one thing
does for real.
All right. Okay, I actually did have one thing. Oh, okay. Here we
go. My bad. Yeah. So if you want to go to the movies, but you have
no one to go with, just go alone. Go to the movies alone is an
underrated experience that right before the takeover, I had time to
kill. I went to the Irvine spectrum because they were showing sinners
in seventy millimeter IMAX. I thought you and Randy had a date. No, so he went Sunday night. I went Monday first off
absolutely great movie, really fun to watch. The best part is I was picking my
seat and there were a bunch of other people there solo and none of us could
sit away from each other because the website wouldn't let us pick seats that
were one away from each other. So we all just sat together. It was really weird,
but it was dope. You made new friends. Yeah, I've made new friends.
Second, I went to go see another movie after that because I still had more
time to kill. I went to go see drop actually pretty decent movie and I had
the entire theater by myself. I was just chilling. It was just me. It was great
go to buy yourself people dog. This is what you're saying for for months on
this podcast. I took so the reason I had a lot of free time this day, I took the day off work for the takeover
because I didn't want to be driving all the way from Santa Monica to Anaheim in prime
rush hour.
So I'm just like, we're going to take the day off.
Let's go watch some movies I've been needing to watch.
Drop is really good.
Sinners is really good.
If you want to go to the movies and you have no one to go with, go by yourself.
It's so much fun.
So I'm going to connect some dots real quick.
We were in a text thread that day.
So that was obviously two movies for Tyler,
Disney Takeover, April 21st, 2025.
He texts us, today has been a great day.
Always in his mind, April 21st, 2025.
Today has been a great day.
The day the Pope died.
Wow. Wow. Yep. 25 today has been a great day the day the Pope died Wow
Texting me that on on the day the Pope passed away you I guess he's the one who made a day dang Tyler
Today has been a great day Eric Wow, dude celebrating the Pope's death. Me. Hashtag not my religion.
So that lets you know how that goes. Oh, ouch. That's rude. That's a downer. See him later
tonight at the improv guys or the laugh factory. Flappers. They have a standard there. Okay.
Higher standard.
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If you come on out, I'm sure you'll
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