What's New Podcast - Super Nintendo World, Coachella Sports Weekend, Tyler Snoring, Food News & More!

Episode Date: February 26, 2023

On this epsiode we talk Super Nintendo World, Coachella Sports Weekend, Tyler Snoring, Food News & More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bortz, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. We are joined by two ex-employees that would be both coming to us live from Downey, California in the same apartment

complex, but not in the same room. They're both in their separate apartments. If we looked out our windows, we could wave at each other right now. Yeah, probably. And then over yonder in Whittier, California that would be Tyler, aka Heavy T. What is up, Tyler? How you

doing? You good? If Tyler breathes, we could probably hear him from our T. What is up, Tyler? How you doing? You good? If Tyler breathes, we could probably hear him from our apartment. Not as close, but just in the same area. Dude, I want to talk about that because we've got to recap our big sports weekend. And, yes, Tyler could be heard throughout the house as expected. I told you, guys. He sounds like a bear. Sawing logs like crazy.

Now, Randy, you have a story, right, about hearing Tyler sleep in the middle of the night? It sounded like the snoring was coming from in the room. And I was like, God damn, dude, how loud is this guy snoring? And then I realized I had left the door open. But yeah, man, dude was sawing logs, man. He was fast asleep. And just FYI, he was on the other side of the house here's another funny thing that happened so i you know the dogs are with us and i let them i let them go out the door in the middle of the night so they can go pee right but jimmy hears tyler snoring and it's like

what is this monster in my household you know how like dogs like creep up on stuff that they don't know what it is and they just put out their nose and they wiggle it a little bit just to smell things? Well, Jimmy did that to Tyler's face to figure out what Tyler was. Just so people can experience what we experienced,

I got to record a little bit of Tyler. So I'm going to insert it into the podcast right here. Turn your headphones down. So that's what it sounded like, everybody. Freaking hilarious. Honestly, it sounds diminished compared to what I had to hear in Big Bear that one day. Oh, yeah. It was just, I literally thought a bear was outside about to like come right

through the cabin after destroying the cars. That's how loud it was. Or it was in heat. For sure. But we had a fun weekend, right? It was a good time. We did some barbecuing. We did some drinking. We did some sporting. We did some Nintendo-ing. What was the game that you were playing?

About Super Mario Party. Oh, yeah. Because it had like a ton of mini games inside of it? Yeah. And you guys were obsessed with that one. That one looked cool, but I didn't ask to play because I had no idea on how to play it. So I just asked to play Mario Party. That one's a little fun because of the mini game aspect. Because it's a little longer.

You got a little more just going on besides racing. That one's good to kill a little bit of time, actually we actually played that one the most probably like we even snuck a game in between we went to the soccer game over at the polo fields and uh then we went to watch the firebirds we're like oh we got an hour so we played a quick 45 minute game it was interesting to watch because again that was the first time that i ever saw that game before wow the one time i'm not there you guys bust. Bust out the Nintendo. You're playing Mario Party, but you're playing a bunch of other games too. When we played Mario Kart, Menace was sitting next to me.

And, you know, Menace was, you know, he's drinking. He had a full Woody Show day, drove out to Coachella. So, you know, we've all done that where your body's just, you're trying to do and your body's just like, no. Yeah, you're fighting. We've been drinking menace eight you know we're playing like 20 hours yeah and he's we're also playing on the switch right so we're playing on those little mini side controllers you know overall it's it's a similar

game new experience for menace you add that to his overall woody show exhaustion drinking eating at one point menace was kind of just like just and his car really wasn't moving he was crawling dude he was just crawling and i'm like i can see him in the corner of my eye and he's just trying to figure out this controller he's like what the is this yeah i hate him i want the old school controller because tyler cheated he brought one of the old school controllers. Okay. First off, I didn't bring anything. This was all brought to me.

Second, I said, okay, if it's that big of a deal, I'll switch controllers. Nobody took me up on the offer. I said, you guys can have it. I'll play with one of the other ones. I'll still whoop your ass. Yeah, but it's like a courtesy thing. It's there, but no one really expects anyone to play with it because it's basically cheating. I still beat you with a normal controller when I played with the first one.

Let's talk about the refrigerator. Did I have the refrigerator stocked for you guys all weekend? Yes or no? Did I not say it's like MTV Cribs? You walk in, he opens the fridge, everything is precisely aligned. The crazy part about it, and we all kind of noticed this throughout the weekend,

it was never not stocked. We were tossing it back. We were throwing it to canteens, Modelo's. It was like there was an empty spot. It was filled. It was never not fully stocked. Not 90%, not 95%. It was always 99% to 100% stocked.

Fully organized MTV Cribs, dude%. It was always 99% to 100% stocked. How? Fully organized MTV Cribs, dude. It was crazy. Because my grocery stocking days kicks in. Oh, okay. The second somebody takes a can out, I put a can back in. Oh, okay. See, I was assuming that you just had spicy nacho ready at the go-to liquor store.

I was constantly stocking that fridge. Dude, and you guys killed a lot of stuff, which I wanted. Oh, Randy tried an RC Cola. How was that experience? It was great. You know, because growing up, I always thought it was just like,

I don't know, like the sort of the off-brand Coke, you know, the ones they sell like, I don't know, random stores. But I was pleasantly surprised. It was good. It was like really good, which is, I feel like such a dumb thing to say because I'm 26 since the first time I had an RC Cola.

But you're a kid. I assume there's lots of things you missed out on in your life. But later that night, we went to a Firebirds game. We went to Accresher Arena. That is the brand new arena in the Coachella Valley. And what was your guys' take on that to see the Firebirds, the expansion team for the kraken it's actually a cool small little venue i want to say it's probably maybe about like five seven

thousand seats like a small little arena but because of the size there's really not a bad seat in the entire arena and like it's kind of cool seeing that it was for the most part completely filled coachella valley has really like like, taken this team as, like, their own. Like, I mean, we saw a couple people wearing the gear when we went to the soccer games earlier that day. And I'm like, and you know what? The cool thing, too, is that, like, the logo and the jerseys themselves, they're actually really nice. And, like, some of the jackets and stuff that they sell are really nice looking. So, I mean, that helps, too.

You should have seen Tyler and Randy,andy like try not to buy some merch like they circled like sharks around the merch that's impossible booth like so many times i did a lap i did a lap tyler wandered off hey let's go let's go to the merch the the merch booth and i was like okay cool and we walk over there mind you this is during the intermission between periods so everyone is is moving mass to get drinks foods whatever merch so we have to navigate through that and we go to the merch booth I turn around this guy's gone he disappeared and I'm like I had to go through all these people just for you to dip out this dude clearly did not pay attention because I literally told him hey I'm gonna run to the restroom room because you talk so loud,

and I can hear you amongst 500 people walking around. Well, I mean, you can hear him breathing, so therefore he probably assumes you hear him speaking. And meanwhile, Eric and I went to go get ice cream, and it was good. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Ice cream midi day? Doing that first lap around, like getting to our seats, both of our wives, that's weird to say, both of our wives that's weird to say both

of our wives they've like telepathically both saw at the same time and they both went oh ice cream and i'm like all right well we got to make an ice cream trip so like yeah me menace nacho and my and leanne popped up we're like ice cream let's go right between uh was it the first and second it was good ice cream too oh got some sprinkles on it super super good for as much as they had and the size of the overall venue, I think it'd be kind of crowded, but they had a ton of crap shoved into just a really nice area. Yeah, and it's great for concerts, too,

because, again, it's not a massive venue, so there's not a bad seat. Paramore's coming to town soon, so I'm just saying. I was actually listening to Alt 98.7 on the drive home yesterday, and Stryker gave Manus a little shout- out because he didn't know that paramore was going to accresher arena oh really yeah and he's like yeah you know i didn't even know it was like pop desert or something i think is what they're calling it uh-huh he's like yeah there'll be an accresher and i saw menace was there over the weekend um watching a hockey game so i looked into it and

i found out paramore is going to be there so a little shout out there. Oh nice, sweet. Do you guys remember us in the Uber, or I think it was back at Menace's house, when Tyler told us that he didn't realize the stadium was the stadium? He was like, I drove by it and I saw a bunch of lights. I didn't realize that was the stadium. And I'm like, wow, it's not just a massive building

that you whipped on Tyler. Also, you brought up the Uber. I had flashbacks to back when we were doing the year of the tour when we did all those tour trips and visiting offices and stuff. So I decided

I'd never do it again because I did it in the back of Menace's car but I ended up doing it in the Uber. Middle seat between Tyler and Randy. Not the best seat in the world.

Not the best seat in the world, dude. I try my best to be courteous and hold on to the little guard thing and pull myself as much as I can. We had Uber XL. We had the biggest car in the world. The biggest car you could get.

Still felt like just a can of tuna back there. Fool, you should have taken the door, man. At least you had a window. Eric is a gentleman, though, because he probably could have swung himself into the back seat with the wives, but he didn't. Yeah, with the wives, though. Dude, I've been the smallest guy

in my friend group for a long time. It's like, you just kind of assume bitch seat. Sorry, it's kind of, it's like, I could have been the ass and run around and force Tyler in the middle. But, you know, just don't be a dick. It was all squishy. Okay, so there was a very scary moment,

I don't know, over the weekend. Tyler decided, hey, you know what? I'm just going to hang out with my buddies for the weekend in a house, and I'm going to bring a big-ass knife. Why? That's right. Yeah, dude. The most aggressive self-defense

needed for probably the least needed dude. What are you going to need this knife for, dude? What situation would you find? It's the most aggressive knife you could see, too. Buried in the bottom of your bag, too. Why? Why? Okay. This is coming from the guy, me, who would always have a pocket knife.

I'd have something in my bag, something I could use. Why would you need... Also, you're a big guy, dude. All you gotta do is smother somebody. Dude, your knife, his knife was three times the size. Why? Yeah. Always be prepared, man. Just in case he ends up in a biker brawl somewhere in a bar. You're in a house full of a bunch of people.

What if someone breaks in? Glad I had that knife. How prepared Tyler is, on Sunday morning, I was in the kitchen. I was clamoring through the plates, through the cups, trying to make some coffee. Made a lot of noise. Sat down, turned the TV on. It wasn't until I hit him in the head with the pillow that he woke up. So I did all that commotion. Way to be alert and ready, Tyler, for something coming at you when you're asleep.

Yeah. And to paint the picture, when he first brought it up, I could tell Randy's like, this is something he's going to get made fun of. Why does he have this knife? So Randy kind of distanced himself from it initially. But you could kind of tell he's like, you want to see it? I'm like, no, I don't want you to see your knife. But randy kind of distanced himself from it initially yeah but you could kind of tell like he's like you want to see it i'm like no i don't want you to see your knife and then but randy's kind of like initially was like no and then randy eventually came he's like okay let me see your i want to see the knife oh and of course randy almost cut his hand no no no no no no no i was i made sure i made sure to like admire it from a distance hold it but not do anything crazy hey we're talking about the knife, not his penis, okay?

It was like Jimmy and Trill sitting around the bed. Like, they're just curious. Like, should I get in here, you know? Okay, let's just dive into this. All right. Might as well. Well, before that awesome weekend that we need to do again, and we got to get Brett out there next time when we do a music weekend,

which I would love to do. You're not into having a soccer hockey weekend with us. Not really. I think this is the perfect one for you guys not to invite me to. I was totally good at home. But the day before, just because I'm a sweetheart and I'm like, I feel bad we're not going to be hanging out with Brett over the weekend. I took

Brett to an exclusive private preview of Super Nintendo World took brett to an exclusive private preview of super nintendo world yeah we got in baby it was pretty damn slick that we got in was it glorious it was very amazing to see the world of super mario brought to life in a full scale it was like you you see all the imagery online and you see everyone's videos and it's not until you actually get in there and you get through the warp pipe into the land and start looking around going okay that's a giant thwomp that's slamming down that's bowser's castle there's yoshi and he's tall like it's everything that came to life and uh you know

even as we were walking around the replicas from the games that are exactly proportionate it was beautiful to see them there was one part where me and ravey were walking into bowser's castle and you just hear the super mario world theme song playing from the super nintendo and i was like i'm in his castle dude like this is wild like i you would never think that they would make it into such a great thing yeah and you get wristbands that you could make certain parts of the park move that's really awesome and of course my favorite part duh was the cafe i think the the menu was on point there were so many different items we have a bunch of videos up on our instagram at the woody show on

instagram or at menace m-e-n-a-C-E. What was your favorite part, though? I mean, besides, obviously, the replica. Like, going through Bowser's Castle was just special to see everything in there. And, like, guys, you would have, like, there was life-size Bob-ombs. And, like, all the little minions just sitting everywhere. And you're like, I could pick this up and just carry it around. Like, that's how cool it was.

But I'd say my favorite part was um bowser jr's uh shadow sneak the ride where you get to uh pretty much put yourself into a super mario game and fight bowser jr i agree with you that was my favorite part that and then the food obviously yeah so good the uh i forget the name of it maybe you you remember the lemonade drink, the Star Power Lemonade that we got? Oh, yeah, yeah. Guys, it was lemonade with mango star candies on the top, and then on the bottom was candy boba that tasted like Sour Patch. It was so good. It was bomb. And I was looking it up while we were hanging out over the weekend.

It's actually pretty easy to get into the park. I thought it would be, like like slam for the next couple years. But you can spend an extra $20 and you can go an hour before the whole park opens and check out Super Nintendo World. It's pretty cool. That's dope. And also, if you get in there early for an hour, the moment you walk out, what's right there? The Transformers, Jurassic World, the Mummy ride. Everything is right there that you'd want

to hit anyway so that's perfect it rules this has me thinking about something else coming up pokemon day february 27th oh you buried the lead scroll the super sports weekend now uh did you hear about that vegas event that happened with the pokemon go 50 000 people bought tickets to to go to this event, and then 12,000 people crashed the event. They messed up all communications, so no one can actually play the game because they had no service because there's so many people there.

It's very disappointing. And Eric, okay, Eric is the biggest Pokemon Go player of us all, of all of us. Could we imagine Eric going to Vegas to spend money to play Pokemon Go? I mean, I'm always looking for a reason to go to Vegas. Are you down? Are you all in or all out? Would you go to a big Pokemon Go event?

I don't know if I'd go out of my way, but if it was around, I would probably crash it, to be honest. If I was in town, yeah. You would be a crasher. I don't know if I'd go out of my way, but if it was around, I would probably crash it, to be honest. If I was in town, yeah. You would be a crasher. I don't know if I'd pay. I don't know. It's a free thing. You know how I am with free things costing money. It's not really for me. Eric would be the one crashing it. Yeah, I think people realize that

there's still tons and tons of people that pay Pokemon Go. I know it was the thing for a cool minute, and people think it kind of died off. You go to hotspots, Disneyland and California Venture is like the local one I think because you know, it's like there's like still mega hotspots where the people that play know how to really exploit

the hotspots and especially an event like that, people are going to be in Vegas anyways. People from around town that are still playing, yeah, they're going to crash it. I saw some people travel to it and it wasn't just anything guys. It was the hohen special event where you got to catch kyogre and groudon oh what see game changer and that's how that's what it is man they have these like they have these rare pokemon that you have to go to these events to get a chance like you're not even guaranteed

like they'll be like okay it used to when it first like rolled out was mewtwo it's like oh you know you played for months and months and months and you had to go to this one area this one event or around town and that's how they pull in thousands of people because they're diehards and they need a chance to capture this one thing or this one event so now and most people playing us all but hey man buckle up enjoy the ride and most people would be like oh you're just doing this just for the in-game app when most people people don't know, much like Super Nintendo World Menace, where everything that we did on those wristbands can actually interact with your Switch and Mario Kart and transfer points. Same thing with Pokemon Go. Everything that you catch on Pokemon Go, you could transfer to Pokemon Home.

And from there, you can distribute to all your other games. Nice. So if you do this in Vegas, you're like, oh, I want this special Pokemon to use in Violet and Scarlet, the new games. Okay, cool. Well, you can't get it in there. How do you get it? You go play Pokemon Go. Sweet.

So that's why people are also so very into it these days. Speaking of Pokemon, last minute, Brett and I yesterday, we were hanging out with Lance Bass, of all people, and you brought up a Pokemon fun fact to them Brett and then we're gonna be releasing it on social later oh yeah so what I actually know NSYNC from is is obviously you know their music and everyone knew them in elementary school and stuff for me but like the first time I ever saw them they were on kids WB doing little promo videos in between the cartoons and like setting up for the holidays that were coming and one of the things that they did was they would do a partial pokemon rap like from the

original cartoon in between the episodes like hey pokemon's coming up next and then they start rapping and that's what i remembered them from yeah and you asked him to rap it he's like i don't really know the words anymore it's been released so if you want to see it somebody has the b-roll footage from the studio on youtube so you can watch the whole thing but like yeah what he he told us like a special behind the scenes of like that was their first thing they did in america yeah and that's just crazy to me like and that's what i knew them for and then you brought up another crazy fun fact about him in a video game and then when people found out it was him he got fired because people were mad they're like oh you have an instant guy for this game yeah because i remember knowing

something about him in video games i'm like oh yeah he played sephiroth in kingdom hearts because if you're a nerdy person and you love disney or you love final fantasy you probably play kingdom hearts much like randy i bet has played kingdom hearts to this point and i was like oh yeah i think he was in that he was and then people found out it was him. That's just crazy, man. I can't picture this day and age people finding out a voice actor and going, nope, don't want it.

Even look at the Super Mario movie, right? People are like, oh, I'm not happy with the voices. That ain't going to change anything. I know. You're still going to make money. It's a me, Chris Pratt. It's a me, Chris Pratt. We kept doing that all weekend.

It's a me, Chris Pratt. Yeah, we're playing Super Mario Kart. It's a me, Chris Pratt. It's a me, Chris Pratt. We kept doing that all weekend. It's a me, Chris Pratt. Yeah, we were playing Super Mario Kart. It's a me. I'm a Chris Pratt. And I didn't get videos of this? Wow, I really feel left out now. Thanks, guys. We were too busy trying to keep up with Tyler's cheating ass. For real. The worst part about it, the worst part about it is whenever Tyler would win,

he'd do this little, like, toss the controller down and scratch his arm, and it bugged the hell out of me.'m like you it was just so nonchalant like i know in his mind he's like yeah you yeah what's up i crushed you especially that laugh especially in mario party because mario mario party you can really screw people over like you can get you can buy things and which can be like okay for 50 coins i'm going to steal so-and-so star or i'll switch places with whoever. And so we would be doing that and we would just be placing them on random people. And, you know, feelings got hurt.

People got mad. Yeah. That's where you exact your grudge. It's like, well, Tyler, screw you. Take your star. That's why Tyler brought the knife for self-defense. He's like, I'm going to cheat these bitches. Also over the weekend, we did a lot of eating.

We had some waffles. We had waffle mix from Waffle House. That was good. A lot of pancakes. Shout out to Nacho Man. She fed us like crazy over the weekend. Yeah, it was dope. You guys want to get into some food news?

Yeah. Hey, it's Tyler. Taco Bell opens a 1920s-style inspired cantina in Hollywood. All in or all out? Is it going to be overrun? That's why I think I'm all out, just because of the people that will be there. If the location was different, I'd probably be all the way in.

I love the idea of what it is, but it's just like, you're going to have all influencer types and then randos, and it's going to be two-packed. Preppies, yuppies, trendies. I feel like they're trying to revitalize hollywood you know the little area walk of fame area because right they're putting in a ton of restaurants wall burgers just put in a new spot there yeah i think they're trying to get people back down there and get rid of the the weirdos i think they're just also preparing for the uh like the world cup and the the olympics because they're coming soon and so i think they

want to be ready with everything once that comes because people from all over the world and to Los Angeles, you want it to look nice. I think a lot of restaurants saw that a lot of themed bars were able to survive even through the pandemic

and come back out of that and still keep going. Like Beetle House and like Scum and Villainy, the Star Wars themed bar that Kevin Smith does one of his podcasts out of. I think they saw that and were like, well, why not?

Just keep going. There's a lot of real estate here that's not being used anymore. Yeah, it's probably definitely for like the tourism coming in because, I mean, if you're a local LA guy, I hate to sound like that kind of person, but I haven't been to Hollywood in years, dude. It's got to be something to like spark some kind of tourism people coming in. Yeah, that's definitely for tourists. It's just to have more stuff for tourists to do other than get harassed by people

dressed up in crappy costumes like cracked out spongebob after five bucks in a picture dude i'm surrounded by four spider-men that want me to buy their cd why do you have a cd i remember before i moved to la when we would go to Hollywood Walk of Fame the big thing was Cabo Wabo Cantina was there like whoa this is awesome Cabo yep yep another food news and I we might have talked about this but I just want to put it out there as a reminder Jack in the Box celebrates its 72nd birthday with 72 cent tacos all in or all out what's the last time you've had a Jack in the Box taco? I mean, I haven't had them for a while because, I mean, that was what I survived in college.

But, yeah, I might swing by now that they're 72 cents, to be honest. Oh, yeah, dude. Is it the 72 for a pair or 72 per? Oh, that. It has to be for the pair, right? I didn't catch that. It has to be for a pair. Yeah.

Yeah, it has to be a pair because it was, what, a dollar for a pair? Uh-huh. And they changed the game, too, to, like, little dippers. Did you see that? Oh, yeah. Dude, those mini tacos? Those mini tacos are pretty good. I think I need to pick some up.

I'll be honest. The last time I had it was last week, so I'll totally go back. Yeah! Wait, wait, wait. That does not surprise me. Wait, Tyler, how many did you have last week? How many did you kill? Just six.

Just six? God damn! Just six? Oh, my Goddamn! Just six! Oh my god! Side of fries? What animal? I think the most... Just six tacos by itself. I think the most I've knocked down in one sitting

was, I think, honestly, I think it was 18. I believe it. Hold on. Son of a. 18? Oh, my God. You know, the weight is starting to make sense to me right now. Are you like 60% sodium, dude? What is it?

This was years ago, like a long ass time ago. Tyler's losing a foot. After the weekend, you know, our sports weekend, we're drinking, you know, eating well, drinking, eating well. Tyler hit us up. He's like, yeah, man, we're drinking, you know, eating well, drinking, eating well. Tyler, we're like, Tyler hit us up. He's like,

yeah, man, I just hit, I hit a Carl's Jr. On the way home. What was your Carl's Jr. Pick up on the way home? Uh, a big Carl,

just, just a big, Oh, a big car. Oh, just a big, it's one big car for three bucks. Dude,

I can't complain. Diet Coke, Coke zero. Just water. What I got home. Water? But you didn't drink anything. Honestly, I'll just have water.

I don't care, dude. I'm not that big of a snob when it comes to drinks. It's not crap. It's delicious. It's just the amount of it that he eats. Yeah, that's what I mean. But that's the conversations I have with them. Like, what did you eat?

I had a burger or something. I'm like, dude, stop eating. It's 9 p.m. to sleep tyler hopefully i provided enough snacks for you tyler oh yes you did you did very much so we had so much bitchin sauce by the way just before i left to go to the house bitchin sauce sent over a case we had like eight different ones at the house but they sent over like 20 different flavors yes Yes. It was so good. Thank you for the sweet chocolate bitching sauce. Yes, that is half gone at my house already. What was the thing that we were going hammer on all weekend?

Those little treats? The Madelines. The Madelines. The little cookies. Yeah, dude. Those things are so good. Dude, we had a Costco-sized box of those things, and that was like the hit of the weekend. We were like snacking on those every 15 minutes.

And Tyler still needed a big car all the way home, huh? He was hungry. To be honest, I only had two of them. That's because by the time I realized, okay, I'm going to try it, there was five left. Everybody else outside of the room had to get up out of the couch and walk over and get them. The thing was, some of us would grab them.

Some of us would grab them, and without even thinking, just pop them in our mouth and start eating. Like, I didn't feel like I would just, like, just grab one and start eating it. And I'm like, oh, damn, I've had, like, three today. I'm going to chill out. But they're just so good. Yeah. It was awesome. All right.

Well, that's it for my food news. But disappointing. The rain is back, guys, and it's coming back hard has that affected you in any way i know the power went out in my house just for a little bit and then there's a bunch of flood warnings and stuff like that i was driving into work this morning there was four accidents on the 405 on the way to work and my commute is only 15 minutes have you been affected in any way yet? It's actually started pouring while we started recording. I'm looking

out my window right now. Oh man, it's so bad and I gotta take a flight. Gotta go to Vegas. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. Plane goes right through water like nothing. Yeah, yeah, no, it's fine. But I've already been delayed is the issue. Oh, okay. I see. But guys, I'm going to Vegas when I'm in Vegas

it's like snow and crap too yes yeah amazing and i think for me um so like it hasn't really affected me too much because i work from home but i'm really trying to go to the nascar race at fontana on sunday but i'm waiting until like the absolute last second to buy my ticket because i don't want to buy it. It pours rain on Sunday. They cancel the race and move it to Monday when I can't go. Yeah. So I, yeah, I'm just waiting. Wait for it.

Randy, are you going to go with him? No. So I, uh, it's the other one. I thought you were an NASCAR guy now. Yeah. What the hell? Yeah, I am. I know. I know.

Cars go fast. I mean, if there's not a Tyler guy, that's the problem. Well, no, no, no, no, no. I actually, what's funny enough is I brought this up to Tyler. I was like, well, one of the things that I'm – before I told him, like, hey, I just realized I have to pay something off. I was like, well, one of the reasons why I don't want to pull this trigger is because it's going to be – it's pouring. Isn't it supposed to be raining on the weekend? He told me it should be clear on Sunday.

So things must have changed because now I guess it might be raining on Sunday. So that was like one of the things, too, because I don't want to stand out in the open. There's no covering on the racetracks. So you're just standing, you're standing underneath all the rain. So I don't want to go if it's going to be delayed the whole time. Oh yeah. There's a little break. There's like, it's supposed to be like a little like two day break between like two different storms. So it might look out on that little window. Yeah. But like, I think the other thing too, is that if it does like, say it does rain during the race, they'll stop it,

and then they have to get jet dryers on cars and dry the entire thing. It can take anywhere between a half hour to a full hour. So it's like a whole break of you just sitting there. So not only do I have to stand next to Tyler, I have to stand next to Tyler in the rain with nothing to watch, just cars with little vacuums sucking up all the water. Sounds like a bunch of wussies to me that don't want to just go to their favorite sporting event

or new sporting event in the rain. I mean, come on. It's just a little rain. Like I said, don't get me wrong. It's a little rain, but if there's enough, they'll straight up stop it and move it to the day I can't go. So that's more my issue. You know, it just sounds like you're not committed. I'm sorry, guys. It sounds like you're not

that committed to me. Don't come at me like that. I mean, you might as well give me back your NASCAR sign that you put up on your wall above your Ocean Avenue one. Just hand it over, man. It's done. Don't do that. Don't do that to me, man. Well, Tyler was talking to us

about daily NASCAR fantasy the other day, which I didn't even know was a thing. I mean, Tyler's going to us about daily NASCAR fantasy the other day, which I didn't even know was a thing. So, I mean, Tyler's going to find his angle. I just like the cars going fast. I didn't even know it was a thing until like two weeks ago. I don't see how that even works. Here's another thing.

It expands his reach for milk mamas because he has the country milk mamas. Now he got the NASCAR milk mamas. He's just expanding, guys. At last, at last, you guys have finally discovered how I play the game. That's what's up. I already knew this. That's why if you guys will see the picture today of the names that I posted for everybody.

Today for Tyler, it is Milk Mama Hunter T. Oh, God. And if she ain't 280, she ain't Tyler's lady. No. Stupid. When the lady goes, who's your driver? Tyler goes, Frankie Munoz. Malcolm in the middle.

Nope. Not doing that either. Is that how you say his name? Frankie Munoz? Munoz? It's close enough. I'm trying to see if I stuck that joke. It's that guy. I've heard it both ways. You're good. Everyone says it differently.

Alright, guys. Well, I do got to wrap up everything, and it was such a good time to hang out with all of you in separate occasions at Super Nintendo World and over the weekend in the Coachella Valley. We got to bring it all together in two places. Again, in the Coachella Valley and then number two in Las Vegas at the Wynn Hotel and Casino at their podcast studios because they're absolutely awesome. And if you're looking for a place to stay in Las Vegas, duh, stay at the Wynn because it rules.

In my top places to eat, I say you got to get the Wynn room service. It is so freaking good. It's better than 80% of the restaurants on the Strip. I can guarantee it. That is a Menace Food certified fact. And then you got to just love everything that the Wynn has to provide. It rules. Big shout out to Joe Coy.

He's out on tour. You can check him out. Just get a date where he's going to be near you at JoeCoy.com. That's J-O-K-O-Y.com. I'm going to be thirsty and ask him for a new hat. He released like five new different hats in all different colors. And I'm going to have to add that to the collection. So just go to JoeCoy.com once again.

Shout out to our boy Fluffy, a.k.a. Gabriel Iglesias. He has some more shows coming up. He announced something, I believe that. He announced that he's going to be in London doing shows. That's pretty awesome. Whoa, that's crazy. I would love to do that. Just go to FluffyGuy.com.

That's FluffyGuy.com. Shout out to the Sex with Emily podcast. Go to SexWithEmily.com. That's SexWithguy.com. Shout out to the Sex with Emily podcast. Go to sexwithemily.com. That's Sex with Emily. And it's cold outside, guys. So you know what that means. Go to blanketsbytracy.com. That's blanketsbytracy.com.

And you know how I'm so obsessed with the spelling of Tracy, T-R-A-C-E-Y, that I had a discussion last night with my friend Tracy on how it's spelled and she's like yeah a lot of people spell it with the E I go you never told me yeah when you brought it up that it was spelled weird with an E I was actually shocked I mean it's probably

just because I've always spelled it with my mom but yeah there's a city or a town in NorCal right called Tracy yeah it does have an E without an E yeah yeah I don't know I told you my aunt's name spelled with an E maybe it's a Southern California a town in NorCal, right, called Tracy? Yeah, it does have an E. Without an E, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I told you, my aunt's name spelled with an E. Maybe it's a Southern California thing. I don't know. But go to BlanketsbyTracy.com.

Also go check out Shasta Jeans Boutique. That's Shasta Jeans Boutique. What's happening there, Bort? Well, at Shasta Jeans Boutique, you can find a fully restocked and new jewelry items. And don't forget, it is free shipping on all jewelry items beautiful stone and crystal necklaces bracelets there's some earrings up there tons of great items and crystal ball sacks of course to protect all your crystals and uh you

know keep them out of the sun from getting faded at chester jeans boutique with two o's because it's spooky and you can find the link for it in my link tree on Instagram at St. Fort. All right. Before I forget, duh, we are going to be in the Coachella Valley. The whole Woody Show crew this upcoming Friday, March 3rd at Agua Caliente Casino in Cathedral City with Lovely the Band. Free event starts at 7. Meet everybody from the Woody Show and enjoy the band, Lovely the Band. They rule.

Speaking of bands, Matt and Kim, they are alive. They are posting on social media and they have a huge announcement. I won't spoil it for you, but go to their social at Matt and Kim and check it out for yourself. Go pick up Diego Hot Sauce. Go to diegohotsauce.com. And don't forget, listen to the Mothership, the Woody Show, Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Randy, do you have anything to say before we leave? Two things, actually.

Don't eat 18 tacos is the first one. And then the second one is I just went on Blankets by Tracy and I went on the Poshmark website and I chose the sold, like what items have been sold. Dude, your mom has sold a lot of stuff. I'm so like, wow. This is incredible. Trying it sometimes, man. Randy's pocket watching. He's always looking for the

next hustle. No, I'm just genuinely curious. Blake is my Randy coming soon. He's waiting for my mom to accidentally mislist a price and he's going to blow it up on that little group he's in. Like, go blow out all her inventory. Blake gets 25 cents um not to interrupt randy's two things uh but also to reference that his name this week was master bookseller because for less than one week

he was he was going to flip books for a living oh he's a book guy now uh yes until he saw what the resale price of these books were, and that's gone. This is where you guys are wrong because you sell them on Amazon. Because on Amazon, you go to – I'm not even going to explain to you guys. I'll see you when I'm at the top. No one buys those. Trust me. They go to the other websites because that's what I did. All right.

See you guys at the top. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave? Two things. Number one, I also went on the Blankets by Tracy website. It's really cool because right there, where you can hit Poshmark, eBay, Fleets options, there's three pictures below, and one of them is

Churro wrapped in a blanket, which is absolutely adorable. I know the way to sell products, dude. Cute little dogs. Speaking of Churro, I didn't even mention how much Churro hated Randy all weekend. Dude, rattled. Rattled for a cool half the weekend was rattled by Randy's presence. But there was one evening

where she and I, we became cool. We became friends. I think she just got tired of barking. I think she's like, you know what? It's been a long day of barking. I think she got mad at me because I ratted on her for pooping on the floor. Yeah, it was like, everybody poop in the car, me dog. You're spot up.

Yeah. It was like, everybody's in the house, and she's just laser focused on Randy. Like, I hate this guy. She's like, I remember what you did. Full on hair on her back lifted, rattled, just pissed that he was there. Damn. That is bad. Yeah.

Oh, man. And the second thing was that if NASCARar doesn't work out i will just go grab a two jack-in-the-box tacos and go catch cocaine bear for the weekend oh heck yeah nice sweet cocaine bear okay eric do you have anything to say before we leave um no man just thanks again for hosting us you and nacho especially for feeding the troop that came through especially tyler cooking and listening to his demands all weekend whenever he was hungry and rang his bell. But thank you to you two. I'd like to clarify that that did not happen.

Tyler wanted to be served. We had to make his bed for him. We had to present food to him. Did he have a little bell for room service? Yeah. Tyler had two positions on the couch and at the counter top. He had like 10 steps all weekend. He probably was like 15 feet in the house.

That's it. It was like 935 in the morning. Menace had just woken up and he was like, we ready for breakfast? And Eric and I are like, man, we're good for now. And then Tyler's like, yeah, I'm ready. Yeah. I thought you said we're going to say Tyler pulled a Kool-Aid man and went right through the door. We're good for now. And then Tyler's like, yeah, I'm ready. Yeah. I'm ready for breakfast too. I thought you said, we're going to say Tyler pulled a Kool-Aid man and went right through the door.

Because Tyler was ready, I was the one that had to start breakfast because everyone was still getting up. So I had to start making the pancakes just so King Tyler can eat. I mean, look, my thinking was, was that if you started it right there, by the time everybody was in the kitchen, we'd have the whole food. That was open. It's called timing, guys. I'm thinking efficiently timing, dude. I'm thinking about everybody else, not him, guys. That's true. That's accurate. Guys, I haven't eaten in 10 minutes.

Quick. Let's go. Alright, Brett. Anything before we go? Yeah, I think I told you guys last week, but I'm still on this water kick. Shout out to water. Shout out to water. Shout out to water. I don't know what's wrong with me.

I'm a little worried. Eric's getting some updates here and there. Bottles of water. Vegetables. What the hell? I had three vegetable dinners in a row. What? I'm still keeping the energy drinks. Shout out to Monster and G Fuel. I love you both. But I have not had a soda in five days.

Are we doing a wellness check with Mort? Yeah. I mean, this is just a statement so you guys know where I'm at in case things go either the wrong way or the right way from here. So this is just an update on, I don't know what's going to happen to me next, but here you go. All right. I'm worried.

All right. Don't worried. All right. Don't say that. Okay. Yes, that's it, guys. Hopefully we'll see you in Cathedral City March 3rd. If we don't, more events coming up because guess what? Being announced on Monday is the Woody Show After Hours Takeover at Disney California Adventure Park. We'll give you the date on when that's happening.

And then in between, I'll be in a couple areas. So if you want to meet up, I'm just saying. I might have access to a guest list. Just saying. Just putting that out there. That's called a tease in the business. Yeah, tease. But be ready.

Be on our social. Tune into The Woody Show and get all the details. You don't want to miss this. Oh, you don't. We'll see you next week. Outro Music