What's New Podcast - Switch Giveaway, Bort vs Randy Drama, Cake Drama and more!

Episode Date: April 29, 2020

On this episode of Whats New Pod: Switch Giveaway, Bort vs Randy Drama, Cake Drama and more!

What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I am joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States. He has an assistant. His name is Eric. We call him Nick Soundwave, a.k.a. The hesitation is always so good. It's always so fun. Yeah, I know.

It's just like, let me just call you Eric. But then once in a while on the Woody show, they call you Nick Soundwave. Yeah. It's a struggle. Whatever you want to call me, guys. Yeah. Then we have Randy, who's a radio DJ himself, and he works on The Woody Show. And our very, very special guest, as always, is Tyler.

What is up, Tyler? How you doing? What is up, guys? How you doing? The living struggle. Yeah. All right. I want to get into a couple things right off the bat.

I have a huge giveaway on my Instagram right now. It is at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E, at menace. I'm giving away my Switch, my Nintendo Switch, because apparently it's super hard to get right now, right, guys? Oh, hell yeah. Dumb hard. I maybe played it like three times since I bought it. So I said, you know what?

Why not give it away? And so I put it up on my Instagram. You have until May 8th, I believe, to go enter the contest. So at menace, once again, on Instagram, go enter it right now. And do you know what's funny? Because I put it up, it was blown up on Instagram, and I was thinking to myself, like, oh, wait a minute.

Randy had the same idea with Brett's PlayStation, and it became some kind of drama. Yep. Right? Oh, yeah, total drama. Because Randy volunteered it without really even asking me. Okay. That's funny. I don't remember posting anything even asking me. Okay.

That's funny. I don't remember posting anything on his Instagram. It's Randy from the Woody Show giving away Brett's PlayStation. That was the point I was going to make. So just a little backstory. I guess Randy pitched the same idea, said, hey, Brett, you don't really play your PlayStation that much. You should give away your PlayStation.

And it became this whole dramatic thing right or was it tyler or did i simplify the presentation why is he blaming me i did nothing i mean i didn't do anything it was definitely one of randy's hey i have a great idea but i'm not gonna respond for six hours until you ask me what the great idea is and then he's gonna snowball it into this long dramatic story of what he wants to do and then he's like oh i i'm gonna get i want to give away your playstation on instagram i think that'd be a great idea and when i denied randy's idea when i said no i'm not really into this he said okay well how about this how about you just loan us the playstation instead so tyler can borrow it and use it from home so we could twitch stream instead oh see that part i didn't know that he was still just trying to get

it so he could use it. That was the thing, man, and I don't trust him with it. I love you, Randy, but I just don't trust you on my stuff, bro. What can we get mad at Randy for today? See, that's the piece of information that I didn't understand because I go, why is Brett getting so upset because Randy suggested that he should give away his PlayStation if he doesn't play it? But then now you're offering up the information that randy was still trying to get the playstation even after pitching that idea oh yeah totally and you know randy if there's something in the studio that you're laying there

he's like oh hey what's this whose is this is this free can i take it and i'd like to point out menace i don't know if you were going to bring this up later in the pod but randy did put out a tweet earlier this week that stated the meaning of life getting as much free stuff as possible how can i trust it with my stuff because i didn't say i have a great giveaway idea how about you give me your playstation i said how about you plug it for your podcast what about the tyler stuff oh my god that wasn't even like legit i was like like Tyler man. I want to play MLB the show I was like go go go get this if you get this I'll let you yeah I'll let you have it. But I mean, I actually think Tyler was gonna ask you I didn't ask him

You're the oh, yeah, you are Bus and toes I'm pretty I'm pretty spineless when it comes to Brett, so I'm just going to throw it under the bus so I don't get yelled at. Look, look, look. I am backing away from this. Whatever way the wind blows, man, that's the way Tyler's going to fall. It's like Tyler will oversee a situation, and the gears will slowly start running.

He's like, wait a second. Okay, whose side am I going to take? Maybe I can pile on top of Randy and have you about me. Yeah, you know what, Brett? You're so right. You're a genius. I love you, Brett. Whatever. He does the same thing to you. He does it with everybody. But I do like that Randy, whenever he's caught, man, it doesn't matter how, he'll wiggle

out of his way, out of it, and completely throw it at Tyler. Alright. I didn't even do anything. I was just there. While we're here, let's jump on Tyler, because there was another argument in our group chat that apparently Tyler has offered up some information in the past, but yet every person on the podcast has forgot about this information that he offered up.

And the information was that Tyler was homeschooled from when? From kindergarten to 10th grade. What? Yeah, so for a solid 10 years. Dude, that's someth grade what yeah solid 10 years that's a month 10 years okay first of all that's 11 bro that's 11 years dumbass idiot bro come on wow okay so again so you lied in our group chat you said that you told us this before. I have mentioned the homeschooling part before. I don't think I mentioned the length of time, but I've definitely mentioned the homeschooling part before.

No way we would have just glossed over you saying homeschooled. Even if you would have been homeschooled for an hour, we would have just unloaded on you. There's no way you mentioned to us. No way at all. I do remember him saying something. I honestly do remember him saying something about homeschool, but it sounded like he was only homeschooled for a year,

not 10 slash 11 years. Yeah. Okay, so Brett's on my side. No. No, I'm not on your side. What he's saying is you probably remember you told Brett, but you didn't tell Menace, Eric, or I. I know for a fact I told Randy because I remember mentioning it,

and Randy was like, oh, that's pretty cool, man. That's how he said it. Exactly. That's my typical answer. Wow. Eric knows this. That's my typical answer. No way, Randy would reply, yeah, homeschooling.

Homeschooling is a great idea. No way. Well, Tyler, that sure speaks volumes to you as a person. Is this the podcast of lies going on? Eric knows. By the way, guys, my real name is actually Nick. I don't know if you knew that. I'm just going to be quiet. I'm dead.

No, I want to know. Okay, now that we've written them for it, I want to know what was the process of homeschooling? Because we never get... So Seabass on the Woody Show, he was homeschooled, but we never really get to hear too much about how it worked now we know that you'll be honest about it explain your day okay when did you start remembering that you're homeschooled what first grade probably first grade i remember there was a book fair that my mom would go to every year and she would buy full-on curriculums for the year it would be so-and-so's math for

1999 or whatever year it was and we would use that for the entire year i would still take like uh the state test that you had to take after the end of each grade i would still take that and i would pass so i'd be able to move up to the next grade. So I learned everything I had to. It was just we went a different way about it. What time would you wake up for school? My mom would wake me up the normal time that everybody else would get up. If I remember when I was growing up, everyone would go to school about 8 and they would start. My mom would get me up at 7 and we'd start at 8 on the dot.

Bro, I was on the bus at 6.30 in the morning like every day. What are you talking about? Your classroom was 10 feet away. I know. Wait, so how many people were in this class with you aka your brothers it was it was just me and all my brothers would do it but there were some things that my mom wasn't able to teach me just because she didn't know how sex education me menace had the scopes out waiting for him to line them up there was some stuff that was like science stuff there was some math be easier just to drop you off at a school it would be easier i could ask my parents why they did it i've never really got a

clear explanation but i've also never really asked I just know it's something that they wanted to do. They didn't want you to corrupt. Yeah, man. Come on I mean some parents are I'm not gonna dig too deep into that because some I mean parents have their reasons But I just am fascinated by the process So not only did you have tons of brothers, but you were all homeschooled and stayed home pretty much all day together for like weeks So they would go on field trips to the grocery store, man. Randy's kind of right with that. What?

Oh, man. Such a loser. We weren't old enough at the time to be left at the house by ourselves. At least my mom wouldn't do it until I was maybe at least 10. Oh, hell no. So we'd all go to the store, just do everything, just like a normal family dude, except on the weekend, we would do it on the weekday.

And we usually ended school for the day, maybe about like 1.30, 2 o'clock. What? But here's the thing. What a normal day. What a normal school day. What the hell, man? That's awesome.

I would usually skip lunch and not eat until after everything was done. You skipped lunch. I don't believe it. Nor do I. That's BS. i could go at my own pace so if i finished something really fast i was done with it i didn't have to wait for a whole class to end i didn't have to wait for like other students that are with me to catch up other students in my own grade that are not my brothers might i add that real quick so if i was really good at something and I finished it really fast, boom, I'm done. Let's move on to the next thing. And if said thing I was also really good at, boom, next thing.

And by the time I was done, you know, 1.32 o'clock. Yeah, but like you were at home with your mom and your siblings. Like I said earlier, there were some things my mom couldn't teach us. So we would go to that said private school like two times a week. And I made friends over there, no problem. Now that you're older, do you feel that you missed out on that school experience? Um, a little bit, but I really don't have any regrets about it. I mean, number one, it's not like I really had a choice. I was doing what my parents, you know, told me to do number one, but in 10thth grade i decided i wanted to do at least the last

two years of public school and i'll be perfectly honest those last two years of public school i loved more than all 10 or 11 years oh yeah man you got a horrible story and i will be perfectly honest it was it was just i mean obviously it was a different experience but i don't regret the homeschooling experience at all. Like, I loved it for what it was. It taught me a lot. Believe it or not, with the people that I was testing with, I was a little bit smarter than they were. I'm not going to lie.

I don't believe it. I know you don't believe it. And you know what? I will say this. Homeschooling does have its perks. Like, hey, you know, we've been doing this for a while. We're going to take a day off and go to Disneyland in the middle of the day. Reb.

Lucky. Yeah, I used to do that. We used to have Disneyland passes when they were a lot cheaper, and we used to go maybe about once a week because we'd cram everything so it would only take about four days, and then we'd use that fifth day. Like, oh, hey, let's go to Disneyland. I'm glad you at least got those two years, though, towards the end. Yeah, those two years, and the end yeah those two years and

ironically they're arguably the most important two years because of the two years right before you either go to college or you go to trade school or you start working so those are arguably the two most crucial years and i'm glad i got to experience those at a public school that's why i feel super bad about the class of 2020 man it sucks for them yeah i mean we we've already uh i mentioned it earlier in previous podcasts um we're doing a graduation celebration for my brother next weekend and then at the end of may i'm doing one for vd so it's like it sucks because the people that are graduating right now whether it is high school or this college you can't do anything about it it just sucks yeah you just said i feel really bad for the college people.

I mean, the high school, it's going to sting a little bit, but you'll survive. But college is like, that's what you're doing it all for. So to have that happen, that blows a lot. Yeah, life says in the past, my fiance, she's finishing up her doctorate, Dr. Sunshine. That's why we call her that. But she really didn't celebrate her master's

or her undergrad graduation because she's like, I'm going to celebrate the last one. You know, know fast forward to now her last one might not even happen so she's kind of upset about it so it's definitely it's brutal man luckily for her i think they might reschedule it because she goes to a smaller uh like uh career specific college um so they might have a chance to reschedule but yeah you got to think of the thousands there's 80,000 people graduating at csun every year they're not gonna they're not to reschedule that for 80,000 people, you know? It sucks, though, because like, but I do think schools like, I believe San Diego State, they're rescheduling the ceremony

so that everyone can walk and get that. So, I mean, maybe once they start doing it, other schools will follow suit. But if not, it sucks, man. It sucks a lot. Now I want to check in with everybody and see how they're doing how they're feeling during this time i know it might be a little weird but i want to ask tyler how are you feeling right now with everything going on are you doing okay

yeah i'm actually doing um pretty good sleep schedule is still a bit off but i'm using my laptop to learn a couple new things. So I'm trying to at least be productive with that. Yeah, I'm actually learning how to use iMovie right now. I'm trying to put together like a little video project. Oh, wow. I hear you're playing a lot of video games. I'm doing that as well, getting the reflexes up.

What games are you playing again? I play a lot of Madden and I play a lot of Rainbow Six Siege. Those are the two games I probably play the most aren't you killing little kids on uno? Okay, I play uno every once in a while But it's with it's with the homies. I'm not killing random little children on uno. Aren't you also playing battleship? Yeah, I forgot about that Okay, see Yeah, all right Eric, how are you doing? I mean, I don't know. I'm doing fine.

I think I've been telling you guys the last couple episodes, man. I'm just getting, I feel like cooped up. I want to go out into the world more than anything. I just come home and without the Woody shows, day to day is gone the last couple of weeks. I kind of just come home and wait to see what tomorrow's going to be like and stuff like that. So I'm antsy, guys. You know me. I like to be outside and stuff like that. i coming home and going out you know i've mentioned before too it's

like i used to go to the gym and now i'm realizing i go to the gym so i didn't come straight home more than anything also the weather's good right now i know it's like 85 and sunny perfect weather um these walks ain't cutting it man it's that it's i'm way over doing laps around my block Bort I'm exhausted 3000 steps that's how little I'm exercising now I'm going stir crazy now you're sure it's not the Rona no it's not the Rona man

I'm so tired of this I'm so insanely tired of it just to update if you listened to the last podcast Bort was out of the building because he was near somebody who was near another person who had corona. And what's the latest update? The latest update is that they're still not sharing information with us.

So I'm writing out my days at home. I'm working from home. I have to sit on the floor for one of the computers. It's not comfortable. I'm on a speakerphone talking to you guys uh yeah dude i feel perfectly fine i feel healthy i feel great i have a little allergies from all the pollen outside the 60 pounds of pollen outside my window i feel great you took a picture for proof dude it's insane but i feel great the only thing that's really affecting me now besides lack of sun besides lack of exercise i'm going through my alcohol way too fast oh i'm burning through it i had two bottles of jack daniels they're almost gone let's ask randy what are you doing rand

how you feeling everything's just everything's just been a blur man perfect timing i love it. Yeah, dude. Like I said, everything's just been a blur. You know, come home from work. I'm tired. I sit down two days a week. I do class. On off days, I'm doing makeup work.

Like yesterday and today were the first two days I've played video games in probably around two weeks. Like I haven't had a really a whole lot of downtime. Phineas, Billy Alex's brother, tweeted something. He was like, you know when you've been on a flight for hours and you still have hours to go? That's how life feels like right now. And I thought that makes sense because it's like... I wish I could do that.

Well, maybe if you didn't take out stupid loans on trucks, you could afford that. All right, all right, all right. All right, Randy, damn. Oh, jeez. Yeah, but okay. Not to freak anybody anybody out and I know you guys are laughing at me once again and it's you know me being paranoid but I just wanted to put it out there I think there's gonna be another food problem pretty soon here we go okay and I'm just putting

it out there on the podcast don't go out there and start hoarding a bunch of stuff but you know what just get a couple extra things that you might need because I keep on seeing reports about food breakdowns The distribution keeps on getting messed up with food. So there might be an issue here there They're not letting a ton of people into stores to get stuff, which is awesome But I'm just saying that doesn't mean that there's less food coming to the stores I know you guys are all laughing at me that's why you're super quiet yeah i'm just putting out there just just pick a couple things out there you know i feel like i feel like you know you know how sometimes the produce things

are seasonal i think from from here maybe for the the near future that might be it for some items you know like i think i saw something about factories that make a lot of pork. They're in charge of the majority of the pork distribution in the country. A lot of them are closing up because of coronavirus fears and people getting infected and stuff. So you might have to cut back your pork consumption. I'm down with that. But I'm just saying, it never hurts

to have a couple extra items around. Don't buy like 10 of something or just buy two. Don't fill your entire closet with toilet paper. Yeah, you know, hey, man, I need a 12-pack of soda. Maybe I'll just get the 24-pack instead and kind of have a couple extra. Speaking about food, Cake Hunt 2020, 7-Up Cake, talked about it in depth on the last podcast.

You can see what it looks like on our Instagram, at whatstopod on Instagram. Make sure you follow us at what's new pod on Instagram. And Randy threw a photo into the group chat of this 7up cake, but like in a different form. What was it? It was like cake bites or something. Cake bites with no context. So and then I went to work today thinking, oh, Randy got Cake Bites. 7-Up Cake Bites.

It was an Instagram screenshot with a different username at the top. Let me see. Let me go back. I'm going through the group chat right now. Hold on. Yeah. Oh, you know what? I think when I opened it, I didn't see the original.

There's the wind blowing. There's the wind blowing. There it is. There it is. There it is. To explain, so when the photo is sent in the group chat, the borders are cut off, so you can't see that it's from an Instagram user. So it actually looks like Randy went to the store in his shorts

like he normally would and bought the cake bites. Yeah. You know what? All right. Randy, one, you need to go to Walmart or wherever and find this now. You owe us. Well, that picture is of Walmart in San Jose. Because I messaged back the person who sent me the picture.

I was like, yo, where'd you find that? He's like, Walmart. I'm like, oh, which one? He's like, oh, San Jose. Why don't you put that in the text then? To say, hey, whatever. Yeah, man. You choose to withhold weird information sometimes, Randy.

So why, with the photograph, say, hey, a listener found these at Walmart in San Jose, not just a photo. Like, guys, I was doing a math test last night. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Back to my test. Jesus. Yeah.

He was taking a math test and he's like, hold on. I got to get in this cave of bad and real quick before I take my test. There's the win. Tyler from the top rope. I gotta get in this cave of bad and real quick before I take Tyler from the top He look he we have a Madden franchise together with a couple friends got he was supposed to play me and he's like Oh, let's get this out of the way. I gotta take a test after Okay, baby, but you still to take a test. I mean, let's get this out of the way I gotta take a test after okay you beat me but you still had to take a test I mean that's not you're hiding the information man

I mean I didn't realize how to disclose everything I did yesterday I had ribs last night you wanna know that too yeah was that after you sent the text message to us and didn't give us the information that was that was before Eric is usually non-biased did Randy Randy did when he put that photograph into the group chat,

getting us excited that we might have seven up cake. I mean, the only person that responded back was menace. Nobody else seemed pretty excited. Well, I mean, I could see where it were. Randy could have mixed up some messages here.

Cause we were, this was a, um, a huge topic. Yeah. This was a big topic. This was a goal in mind so and it did kind of look you know and i know we could have also done a little more investigation

but when you see that i could see why messages might have gone mixed up here just one more like hey look what this listener sent me you know one more little text message around he saves all this yeah it's true but i but i will say and i'm not trying to turn the tides on tyler but i thought this was tyler's thing like tyler was the guy who was gonna hunt down these care true also So I'm gonna I'll drive to Phoenix for you guys I've been doing some research online looking at various look will you calm down for a second? I'm looking at various Walmart's because they have their arm You can look at something on their website and you can see if it's at a certain store none of them have popped up yet at

least in my local area if it comes down to it yes I'm still willing to drive to Phoenix however however I am baking a trip to Walmart tomorrow because I have to get a couple other things anyway I will personally go to their bakery section and I will go check it out also I posted up online and everyone's and everyone's like, oh yeah, I see those all the time. I see them everywhere. I see them at Stater Bros. I see them at all these other stores. I look on these websites.

I can't find them for sale anywhere. But apparently they're available everywhere. We need to put out the request to our local What's New Pod Woody Show street teamers and say we need exact locations at all times. Everyone be on the lookout. Tell us. We need addresses. We need APBs.

Where are the 7-Up Cakes? We want them. Tyler and Randy will drive to get these. Tyler will drive. I got to shout out Blue Chew, everybody. Blue Chew, you know we out here. Blue Chew. Yeah.

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We have confirmed with one of Seabass' ex-girlfriends that the Blue Chew does work well. So just go to bluechew.com and use the promo code Woody. Blue Chew works wonders. Oh, another question I want to ask. We brought it up on the last podcast with, you know, the 7-Up Cake and how we want to try to get the 7up cake. Tyler, what's up with your check?

Your check was missing. Your stimulus check. Yes. Your government check. Have you got it yet? What's going on? So I still haven't got the check. However, I was able to get through on the IRS website.

And this time, for whatever reason, it did take my banking info. I don't know why it didn't take it last time um but i was able to get through and i got a little message saying like hey your checks on the way hasn't given me a specified date yet but it did give me confirmation that my checks on the way thank you for the government for finally doing your job that i pay you for but you know it's fine i've been uh reading on all these tech blogs that all these websites are crashing because they're using super old code. It's like messing everything up. The government doing something super old? Where have

I heard that before? It's never been updated. Dude, seriously, the courts have the oldest damn panel websites I've ever seen. I don't know how they're still running. Eric brought something up earlier that I want to say as well. Going outside the house, I'm kind of itching to do that as well. And I looked into a couple of different things and I think I mentioned it on the last podcast. I was looking up a bunch of Airbnbs. I go, the weather's super nice here. Luckily we live in Southern California. It's like 80 degrees, sunny, awesome, but nothing's going on. I live in an apartment building that has an amazing pool i can't use it i can't use any of the facilities at my my place so i go do you know what i want to

get airbnb dude airbnb is super expensive right now i thought i'd get some deals right now but no man that's how it was that's how it is with the airlines too like i was looking at plane tickets not too long ago because people were saying oh you know, I was even saying that we were all saying it. Now's the time to buy tickets. They're cheap. They're affordable. One on the website. They're crazy expensive.

So it's like now what should be affordable Airbnb flights. It's all back to being what it used to be expensive. It's I think because they also know that people at this point, it's been about six weeks. People at this point are really itching to get outside and really itching to get away from wherever the hell it is that they may be. So they're like, hey, let's bump up these prices a little quick. They're going to pay it because they want to leave. So that kind of makes sense that it's back to super high. It's an unfortunate never-ending cycle because the consumer is hurting.

They can't afford those sorts of prices, and yet the distributor, the person with the property, they're probably hurting too, and they need to make up money. So they're like, well, the only option we have is to raise prices to hopefully make up for what we lost. But it's just, again, it's a never ending cycle. I can't afford that. You need to sell it for that much. It just never works. Yeah. I can't get a deal on anything. Dude, menace. This goes back to your main idea, though. You know, when we were talking about this, do we go get Airbnbs? What do we do when this is all over? Camping, man, this goes back to your main idea, though. You know, when we were talking about this, do we go get Airbnbs? What do we do when this is all over?

Camping, man. It's going to be the cheapest damn thing to do. I know. And I hear people are already camping. They're just saying F it and they're going and camping. What? Really? Doing it.

Yeah. I saw it on the news the other day. Just like here in California, people are not even supposed to be going to the beach, but the beaches are packed. And I saw that people are not even supposed to be going to the beach, but the beaches are packed. And I saw that people are going out and camping already. The only thing is I'm not willing to risk it. I don't want to go set up a camp site and then have, you know, the ranger come by and say, hey, you got to break all your stuff down and you got to leave, you know?

So I'm not going to risk that. I'd rather do the Airbnb, but again, can't get a deal on it. I'm not going to spend 900 to a grand for a weekend. You got to think it's going to stay like that for a while because it comes back to that thing where you kind of ask, okay, how quickly are people going to be willing to jump back into the world and just do stuff? I'd rather just travel like I used to travel. I want to go to Vegas. I want to go to like London or something, but I don't see that happening until at least mid next year, late next year. I think all that stuff is wrapped up. I think 2020 is just, you know, canceled. We're just going to keep on going

through all the movements every single day and it's going to suck for a really long time, but it sucks so hard that the Pentagon has released UFO videos. And that's not even the top line news story. That's how much it sucks right now. Look at that. Look at that. Can you believe that? They just, they just put out some videos like,

Hey, yeah, here's some UFOs. We confirmed it. Um, but Corona virus, just any, any other time on the planet if you said hey here's some actual ufo videos from the pentagon that would be like top trending news wouldn't

you think oh yeah totally there's two burnt out they're like nah yeah whatever ufos whatever dude they're just so down on everything they They're just like, eh, whatever. It looks like crap. Who cares? Yeah, yeah. Let's throw some UFO stuff out there. Even this video coming out from the Pentagon, we brought it up on the Woody Show morning show, and Greg from the Woody Show blew it off like, eh, it's not real. From the Pentagon!

I have such a problem with Greg and his hate of UFOs, and I don't think he understands what UFOs mean, man. Unidentified flying objects. It doesn't mean that it's aliens or from outer space. It's unidentified. And every single time he says,

he's like, ooh, I don't know. Like, why are they so intelligent? Because they're so far away? Because distance equals intelligence? Like, what the hell, man? Like, where does his logic come from when it comes to aliens? He believes that a ghost touches his freaking couch,

but he can't believe that aliens exist galaxies away, that we're the only thing in the universe? He is such a weird creationist, I can't handle it. I freaking lose my mind over it. Wow, that was a good point. Why don't you text me that stuff while the show's going on? Well,

you know, I'm like, he believes in ghosts. Well, you know, I did attack him a little bit on the broadcast this past week, but still, you know. Oh, okay. You know, there was some little bit believes in ghosts. Well, you know, I did attack him a little bit on the broadcast this past week, but still, you know, okay. You know, there was some, there was some little bit there. I think a friend of ours left me a voicemail too. It was pretty cool. Really?

Yeah. A friend. He comes from very, very, very, very, very, very far away. Oh, our buddy Dildar. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Okay.

Yeah. Check that out. Dude, the broadcast.com. Dude. But how does he do that all the time and just brush it off? Now the videos, dude, they're legit. They've been out for a little while. They've been leaking around to all the different communities.

But for the Pentagon to come out and say, hey, here's three full-length videos of UFOs. And we don't know what they are, but here they are. They're crisp. They're clean. They come from actual military. Greg's just like, oh, I don't know. I don't know. This is just nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Weather balloon., oh, I don't know. I don't know. This is just nonsense.

Nonsense. Nonsense. Weather balloon. Oh, yeah. Palm fronds. Eric, your thoughts? Yeah, that's my biggest hang up is the unidentified part of it

because I don't know, whatever. Nobody really knows what it is because by definition, you know. But my thing is the fact that we couldn't track it, you know. Like, I think we have the technology to pinpoint a needle on a floor from, you know, space nowadays. And the technology to pinpoint a needle on a floor from

you know space nowadays and we lost saw and lost something in the air like that's my biggest hang up is the fact that something was able to dip out on just technology in general and just not be trackable well stealth fighter you know stealth bomber they dip out all the time yeah but they're still semi-trackable yeah trackable at one point. They're going to eventually have to stop and be, okay, there's the bomber. This thing was there and then gone, and nobody saw, oh, hey, there's that thing that was just over there.

It's now landed over here, or it's now over here in the sky or something. Cloaking technology, man. Cloaking technology. They have it. Like, okay, let's say it's a secret Russian spy plane, but that's even crazier to think that they're so ahead of

us on technology like leaps and bounds that's pretty scary you know well dude i mean they are a distance away from us they're half a planet away so maybe they're more intelligent because they're a continent away and their brain distance yeah their brains evolved more than ours did because distance equals intelligence obviously come on greg. Greg is Russian, too, so he might be trying to cover up for that. Dude, sleeper agent. We just figured it out. Look, I'm going to be real with you guys. This whole

conversation, I've had the X-Files theme playing in my head. What if you say a certain cadence or a certain Russian word, Greg just flips like a switch and he goes back to like russian greg like russians did that once you know and then he's he's already he's already in his mode dude we just don't know yeah probably he goes mario actually is russian and they go home and say hello greg hello mario yes did you cover up the ufos yes Where is the pop-off? Let us now sit on couch looking at the wall until tomorrow.

Where is moose and squirrel and ghost that touches couch, that touches couch, that touches couch? We sit here and wait for orders from Mr. Putin. He's the winter soldier. What the hell? He is the winter soldier. All soldier all right well we're having too much fun here i'm gonna wrap it up a little bit early you know we've had a we've had a long struggle trying to get a lot of work done this week and um and i'm sorry it's affecting the

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their music dude i caught this instagram commercial stealing their music the other day really what yeah i hit him up about it i'm surprised how many instagram commercials get away with that like sometimes you even see some that use obvious celebrity influences and it's always like cartoon drawings of them or it'll be like some sort of uh promoting some app or some rem or some care like a rhythm of a song that you've heard remember i pointed out that patrick mahomes one and they literally photoshopped mahomes face onto a body and it said chief in like because he's placed for the chiefs and it was weed and i'm like i doubt patrick mahomes signed off on this, it's just scrolling through Instagram and Patrick

In blunt sure. Yeah, how's that getting approved? I know Selena Gomez is suing for ten million dollars because somebody did the same thing to her Yana to the combo from the box suit a company that used his face on a t-shirt and he got Millions of dollars because then you can't do that. You just can't do that. And I don't get it. Go stream their music legally at mankim.com. Also listed as Sex with Emily podcast. Let's go to sexwithemily.com and follow her on Instagram at sexwithemily. And of course, listen to the Mothership Monday through Friday, the Woody show on the iHeartRadio app. Just search the Woody Show. Bort, do you have anything to say before we leave?

Yes. Tyler, did your mom also teach you about the birds and the bees or how to use a condom? Who was your teacher for that? No, no, no. Specifically went to another class for that. Allegedly. Yeah, his brother taught that one. Hell no.

All right, Eric. Menace mentioned a little while ago, but go over to Tailgater sports on Instagram. We just threw up that cool little audio video and tell us who you think is going to win that next NFL season. Whenever it starts. I know we laid out ours in the video. Go get rowdy in the comments.

It's always a fun time watching people trip each other down there. Yeah. Menace just gave a shout out to one of the guys that commented on that post on the Woody show. He was like, there's some guy talking smack and it's pretty obvious what team he roots for. So let's see if you can find them in the comment section. Yeah.

Randy, you have anything to say before we leave? Um, just to reiterate what Eric said, go listen to tailgater sports, predict, let us know who you think is going to win next year's NFL super bowl and, uh,

stay strong and don't be a dick. God forbid somebody finds this seven up cake. That's all I got to say. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave i will be looking out for the 7-up cake while i'm on my walmart travels tomorrow and uh watch out for russian greg he might get you oh damn all right everybody We'll see you next time.