What's New Podcast - Terrible Choice, Randy Depression?, Old Nicknames, Favorite Toys
Episode Date: August 6, 2019On this episode of The What's New Podcast With Menace we talk about a Terrible Choice, Randy Depression?, Old Nicknames, Favorite Toys and more!...
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace.
I am your host, Menace. I am joined by Bort.
He is a syndication expert for the Woody Show morning show across the United States.
He has an assistant. His name is Nick nick soundwave nick soundwave is in the building
i do assist him he also works for fox sports we have randy yo who works on the woody show he does
all the video and he grabs food for us whenever we need it he is also a radio dj himself believe
or not where are you on the radio out 1049 in st in St. Louis, Alt-1061 in Crabbe, in Bakersfield, and Alt-98.7 here in Los Angeles.
Sweet.
The best food runner.
Also, we have Tyler.
He runs the boards for Alt-98.7 in Los Angeles and Orange County for The Woody Show.
What is up, everybody?
What's up, everybody?
Yo.
Yo.
So over the weekend, we got to be at an event together.
It was called the Alt-98.7 Summer Camp. It happened in Long Beach. We didn't really get to got to be at an event together. It was called the Alt 98.7 Summer Camp.
It happened in Long Beach.
We didn't really get to hang out with each other that much.
I saw Bort.
I saw Randy.
Did I see you, Tyler?
I saw you, yeah.
Okay, sorry.
Did we talk?
Yeah, we did.
Okay, sorry.
This hurts my feelings.
I'm crying.
I'm crying on the inside.
And then I didn't even see Nick Soundwave.
For sure I know I didn't see Nick Soundwave.
No, yeah, you didn't.
I saw you in the Oasis area to the left of the stage.
You were mingling, so I wasn't going to interrupt.
You're working hard at these things.
I was really surprised at how good Walk the Moon was.
I was telling myself, oh, man.
Have you seen them before, though?
I actually never have.
So I was like, I'm going to have to go check out a show now.
They kill it every time.
Yeah, I enjoyed The Interrupters, Walk the Moon.
I missed Oliver Tree by like three minutes.
I walked in
and could hear him
perform Hurt.
He was on too early.
And I looked at my watch
and I walked in
and as I heard
the final note of Hurt
and he's off.
As I walked through
the turnstiles,
he was getting off the stage.
That happened to me
once at a concert
where I was supposed
to go see Nightingale's
and Jane's Addiction.
I'm in the parking lot.
I hear Nightingale's
go into Pig.
We ran.
Yeah.
And we still missed out.
It's not like I was super late.
I mean, he was the first act.
He's probably on for 15, 20 minutes.
I just missed him barely.
I talked to him backstage and he said he's going to stop by the station again.
Last time we did that, we gave Randy a haircut, a bowl cut.
I ran into the guitarist, Casey, and I was talking a little bit and I told him, oh, I'm
the guy from the radio station who got the haircut.
Oh, I remember.
We were all watching the video and laughing.
They loved it.
Yeah.
You can see the video on the Woody Show IGTV.
Just follow at the Woody Show on Instagram.
But speaking of Instagram, you can check out the What's New Pod Instagram.
That's at What's New Pod.
Follow us on instagram there's a paparazzi shot of randy
tyler and bort together and i didn't notice this until people commented it but did you see it looks
like tyler has a mullet like he's ice cube yeah yeah it looks like he's ice cube i saw that for a
second i was more concerned with the fact that my hat looked like it was too small for my head.
My wife mentioned that.
I was like, oh, no.
Yeah.
So go to What's New Pod.
Now, I have a request.
It's like Halloween when people dress up their jack-o'-lanterns.
Yeah.
This is my Yasiel Puig jack-o'-lantern.
So I have a question.
Did anybody get a photo of Randy at the concert?
Because I would like to put that at the What's New Pod Instagram page.
Because we're in Long Beach, 80 degrees.
Everyone's in shorts, short sleeve, everything.
What is Randy wearing?
I have a couple of them.
Okay, please shoot me one at What's New Pod.
Someone please explain what Randy was wearing for this concert
that's out in the sun all
day long. He was wearing a, I believe
it was Long Beach Bombers hockey
jersey. That's correct. Long sleeve!
And there was an undershirt.
So he had two layers. Who wears a hockey
jersey without an undershirt? You wear a hockey
jersey without undershirts? No, I'm
just saying, you had two layers in the
summer. It was hot so
nick soundwave just showed me a photo of randy at the concert and i'm gonna put it at what's new pod
on our instagram yeah i can't i can't trash him too much for it because i digged it i literally
like hugged him when i saw it i understand you dig it yeah well i mean no no it's stupid it was
a stupid choice but i loved it because it's a hockey jersey, man.
So I geek out over hockey references.
But is it appropriate for the weather?
No, not even the slightest, but it looked really good.
So I guess that was the end goal, right?
Don't get me wrong.
Was it weather appropriate?
No.
Did I have absolute respect for him pulling it off?
Absolutely.
I'll take the dub.
Three out of five.
I'll take the dub.
All right.
Since we're on the topic of Randy, I wrote this down in my notes.
Oh, what happened?
Now, he's not acting like it today.
He has a lot of energy and he's happy.
Yes.
But do you think that Randy's been acting mad weird lately or is it just me?
Give me an example.
Like this dazed, confused look on your face
For the past like two weeks
Is something going on?
Two weeks?
You know what it is
Are you right?
Are you depressed?
What's going on?
I don't know
You know what?
Okay
This is a very complex question
Why?
Let's break it down
Is there an answer?
Do we need to put you on a watch?
No, no, no
No, Brett, not that
I think just
My lack of quality of sleep
Like I've been trying
It's been really weird
Because I've been laying in bed And I feel tired And I try to fall asleep but it just I won't fall asleep
I don't know what happened or what caused it but like but I can't fall asleep I don't know what it
is is there too much stuff racing around in your mind or maybe maybe I don't know I had a weird
conversation yesterday talking to someone about how I need to relax that's the main thing but I
can't relax because he puts way too much
pressure on himself unnecessarily for what?
All the time. I don't know, man.
I don't know. I'm a perfectionist,
but it doesn't seem like it. I'm a dick
to myself. Menace and you,
everyone's been trying to teach me the ways to
not take things personally, but
it's hard. It's hard to break that habit.
It's hard to break that cycle.
When you hear feedback and stuff, and it just sticks to you.
Does that ever happen to you sometimes?
Do you ever hear, Mendes, do you ever hear somebody tells you something,
and every once in a while it just sticks to you?
It'll be super rare, but at the end of the day, I just don't care anymore.
But that goes with time.
It goes with time.
I've noticed this as well because he takes it out on me, and I'm just like, bam.
You know what?
Maybe you are the root of my problem. Notice how I've gotten increasingly as well because he takes it out on me and I'm just like, bam Maybe you are the root of my problem
Notice how I've gotten increasingly aggressive
Calm down
Calm down, children
Alright, now let's focus on something fun
I looked up online
fun questions, and I found this article
that said 68 fun questions
you can ask to start a conversation
Now, I picked a couple of them
Here's one, and I want everybody to answer.
If you can pick a nickname for yourself,
other than one that you already have for the radio,
what would it be?
I don't know, man.
I've never really, all my nicknames,
if I could pick one,
because I've never really,
you don't really pick your own nickname.
People usually give them.
It's caught on in a lot of places, E-Rob,
like the kind of typical E-Eric, Rob Roberts. that's kind of caught on erob roberts like that's
that's the one that's caught on when i do a lot of like on mic stuff over at fox sports radio
yeah like come on host segments with the guys that call me erob hey let's go to erob let's go to
roberts so probably erob it's easy easy to remember port i i gave myself a nickname a long time ago
and it stuck with some people what is it i call
my old nickname was spike yes yes spike because i was a big well obviously goth kid and i like
vampires and buffy the vampires are spike dude and i wore a trench coat i had spikes everywhere
so everyone's spike yeah yeah all right randy um i'm like i'm definitely team nick soundwave i've
never really been big on naming myself nicknames.
I've always wanted a nickname, but I never wanted to be that guy who's like,
oh, guys, by the way, from now on, I'm not Randy.
I'm R-Dog.
Yeah, because you have a good name.
Like, Randy's a solid name.
You don't really get names outside of Randy.
And then back in high school, I used to go by two names.
Chavo, when i played with my teammates
and then uh and then i was an asb and the back of my asb sweatshirt said big daddy chavo
and uh the administrators like the principal the vice principal the counselors they thought i went
by that because it said on the back of my hoodie big daddy chavo at the bottom and so they used to
call me big daddy ch. And it was really off
putting at first, but then eventually I'm like, okay, well,
just sort of a thing. Dude, I'm sorry. From now
on, Big Daddy Chavo.
I can look to see
if I can find the hoodie, but
dude, my gamer tag was Big Daddy Chavo for
the longest time. Oh, yeah, it was.
When I first met Randy,
he added me on Xbox. I was wondering,
why is your name Big Daddy Chavo?
Big Daddy Chavo.
My Twitter, my Instagram handle was Big Daddy Chavo.
It was just the thing because when we played,
I hate to be that guy again,
but back in high school when we played football.
Wait, hold on.
Everybody stop.
Wait, hold on.
Did Randy, you played football in high school?
Yes, yes. Let Randy, you played football in high school? Yes, yes.
Let me tell you something.
I played high school football.
Four touchdowns in one game.
Ah, okay.
Well, it all formulates together in the explanation
because at the end of every season,
the seniors leave like,
oh, there's this Big Daddy moniker
that ended around my group,
so they just gave it to me,
and I added it as the ASB thing as a a joke and then all the teachers principals counselors they thought that was what
i was going by but i i wasn't all right tyler what about you um there's two nicknames i would
totally go back to one of them nighthawk uh one of them was deluxe i got that nickname in high
school quarter pounder with cheese that was that was my nickname in high school. Quarter pounder with cheese.
That was my nickname in high school.
The other nickname when I was working in the warehouse before I started doing radio, I told the guys there, hey, I'm going to start doing radio.
And so they immediately started calling me Heavy T.
Heavy T?
They thought that name would ring off.
They're like, Heavy T in the morning.
They thought that name would ring right off the tongue.
And that name is still currently my Xbox Gamertag.
I told him because if the Tyler the Dumbass thing continues on,
a total sports reader name would be Ty Dumbo.
Let's go by Ty Dumbo, dude.
And he hated that.
I'm like, so you want to go by Tyler the Dumbass,
but Ty Dumbo is too much?
No, I would switch it to either Deluxe or Heavy T.
I like deluxe.
I think we should build off of deluxe.
So I have an idea.
You know, like Bennifer.
Yeah.
You know, stuff like that.
I have an idea.
All right. It's for you and your girlfriend.
Oh, God.
Deluxe VD.
Oh, yes.
Sweet.
Oh, no.
What have I done?
Big Mac.
Good.
So are we keeping our Woody show names on this podcast?
Of course. Or are we changing to these show names on this podcast? Of course.
Or are we changing to these new nicknames?
Oh, no.
Yeah, we should do another podcast where we all went by the other nicknames.
Oh, my God.
So that's only question one of a bunch of that I got out there.
Just FYI, what we're doing is I looked up online fun questions to ask to start conversations.
And the next question is super weird if you had to lay in
bed wearing handcuffs or a helmet which one would you do so if every night you had to go to sleep
would you be wearing handcuffs or you would wear a helmet who wants to go first that's an easy one
i'll go first because i've done one of those okay Okay, well, let me explain. How many of you guys have jumped to conclusions?
All right.
A helmet.
That's what I was guessing.
Okay, now, I think four or five years ago,
LA got hit by, again, like a string of earthquakes.
And on Twitter, a tweet that had been going around was,
hey, guys, experts are saying this is going to be the earthquake or whatever.
And then eventually some people would know.
Like, you know, noble people were tweeting this stuff out so i put on my football helmet and
i went to bed and i was like you know what man if an earthquake hits and something falls from
the ceiling at least i'll be protected by my head and that's why i stopped with the helmet on all
right that's nuclear stupid next tyler i would uh i would also go with the helmet idea because I toss and turn in my sleep a lot.
So handcuffs, it wouldn't work.
That's not happening.
Same.
I have to sleep with my pillow up under my shoulder.
So with my arm up underneath it.
And there'd be no way I could get my hands to maneuver.
And it would eventually, arms would fall asleep.
I'm going with the handcuffs.
Okay.
Handcuffs.
That's crazy.
No, I'm just like you guys.
Other than Bort, I would have to wear a helmet because I toss and turn all night long.
I couldn't do that with a pair of handcuffs on.
All right.
I have another question.
The question is, if you could ask your pet three questions, what would those questions be?
I'm going to go ahead and go first.
Number one question I'll ask
my pet. Are they happy? Do I keep them entertained? Number two, do you like your food? What's your
favorite food? So I can hook you up. And what do you like to do for fun? Randy, you have 9 million
pets. You want to go first? Two of the questions you said are my same questions. One would be,
do you actually enjoy the food that we give you? Like, come on, it smells bad. The second question, I think I would do like a monthly checkup thing where I'd be like,
how are you feeling?
How am I doing?
Give me an overall rating.
And then third would be, who do you like the most out of this house?
Oh.
You know?
Like, I'd be genuinely curious.
Like, look, I give you belly rubs, kisses, hug you, feed you.
Do you like me or do you like my mom more?
Well, I already know that my pets like spicy nacho more than me
next sound wave so i have two dogs at the moment i've had like cats turtles and everything so i'm
just gonna assume i'm asking my dogs so one it's gonna be are you really that hot and i feel bad
sometimes because la can get a little high get a little humid so i feel bad sometimes like dude
but then i fall back they're dogs you know evolution stuff like that should kind of help
them out that's why they're panting so numberhmm so number one would be like our dude is it okay are
you you overheating yeah two would be um are you gonna snitch on me cuz I say
some messed up stuff to my dogs yeah you pretty much confide in them when you
just want to like yeah tension three I guess would be how can you always pee on
something like when I take it for walks don't let it all out and then they have
enough four or five more squirts down the wall and it's like how it's like, how do you always have stuff to mark your territory?
I guarantee everybody has thought that at least once when walking their dog.
They think, dude, how are you still peeing right now?
Yeah.
All right, I have another question.
If there was a movie made about your life, who would star in that movie?
We already know Randy's answer.
I'm going to go ahead and give mine.
My answer is gonna be
i think seth rogan i think seth rogan would be hilarious and he would be good nick soundwave
um i would go johnny knoxville oh true i think we kind of yeah kind of similar kind of quirky
kind of just over the top just trying to have a good good time like i'm not looking for no
leonardo dicaprio performance in my my life anyways because it's not that serious.
I guarantee it. So I would love just Johnny
Knoxville. His laugh would probably make people laugh
and that's what I'm trying to do 99% of the
time. Tyler? You stole my
Seth Rogen pic. What?
I had a backup.
Jonah Hill.
Yeah, I was going to say.
We look kind of similar.
Obviously not Moneyball Jonah Hill. We're talking like accepted Jonah Hill. Yeah, I was going to say. Jonah Hill. We look kind of similar. I think it would fit. Obviously not Moneyball Jonah Hill.
We're talking like accepted Jonah Hill.
The heftier.
Yeah, we're talking about Jonah Hill.
Super bad Jonah Hill.
I think super bad Jonah Hill would actually be a perfect fit.
Yeah.
All right, Bort.
I mean, I think since we're going with people that kind of look more like us
and kind of act like us, I'm going to echo slightly what Nick Sandwhip did.
People say I look like Bam Margera anyways.
Might as well go with Bam Margera.
All right, let's get it out of the way.
Randy, who would you...
Ideally, if my life story was an action movie,
it'd be The Rock,
but realistically speaking,
Michael Peña probably.
Well, you could be The Rock's character from Moana.
I don't have that kind of long hair.
I think Michael Peña, we're same build.
We're brown.
People like Michael Peña.
I mean, there's also Carlos Mecia, if you want.
Coco Samoa.
Coco Samoa.
When I was skinnier, maybe The Rock.
The Rock definitely doesn't look like me right now.
I mean, have you seen High School Rock, though?
High School Rock matches you pretty well.
Are you talking like High School Rock from Central Intelligence?
Yes, that rock.
No, no, no.
There's a photo of the rock in his football gear that looks exactly like Randy now.
Yeah.
Exactly.
He definitely did not look like me right now in high school.
All right.
One more question on this list that I picked out.
What was your favorite toy growing up?
What was your favorite toy growing up? What was your favorite toy growing up?
Now, I'll just give mine while you guys think about yours.
Not a lot of people remember this toy, but I absolutely loved it.
It was called Record Breakers, and it was basically a car that you can put on a track
that would just fly around the track super fast.
But you can customize the car with different wheels
different shells on top of it i remember this yeah i had probably like 20 record breakers they
weren't even that expensive but it was super fun because you would race all your friends it was
like the new age you know back in the day they would have the boy scouts make little wooden cars
that would yeah it was right yeah yeah now these were
just ones that were battery operated super fast super fun they even had a tv show for it and i
believe sergeant slaughter was the host of the tv show really for record breakers i missed that toy
that was my favorite growing up all right board what was your favorite toy growing up i know you're
a big fan of toys you have many toys still yeah I think I still have like 95% of my toys yeah I think I have all of
them I if I had to pick one probably the first transformer I ever got it was um from 1987 it was
my brother's it was a power master optimus prime he had like a little engine that would transform
connect with him and then he would form into
a bigger Optimus Prime.
And I only ever had the first part though, but it was just my favorite.
Super cool.
Yeah.
He had two guns.
Badass.
He looked just like the cartoon.
So for me, you know, Legos and GameCube were definitely the, all I did when I'm elementary
school or middle school, but the one toy that I love the most, it wasn't even like an action figure.
It was Duck Hunt.
It was a plug-in Duck Hunt.
Yeah.
Yes.
What it was, there was a projection and it would project onto the screen and it had a
gun that was connected to it and you would just shoot the ducks.
That was my favorite thing ever.
I used to show everybody, let's play Duck Hunt.
Oh, God.
It was the plug-in play one?
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
I don't even know what happened to it, but I loved love playing that thing so much tyler um i have a tie i was really big into hot wheels when i was growing
up as a kid i had the tracks i had probably a hundred different cars like i even had like big
rigs yeah that my daddy's by me it's a tie between that and as i got closer into junior high, I fell in love with Tech Deck
skateboards.
I could probably go through my room right now, and I think I still have them.
And they were the Tony Hawk ones, too.
They had the skull and the bird and all that stuff.
Those were legit.
I miss those.
That kind of reminds me of a toy that I loved before Record Breakers was Micro Machines.
Yes.
With Micro Machines, i think that's where i
fell in love with the lamborghini because it had the little tiny white lamborghini if in the wolf
of wall street you see that lamborghini in real life oh the one he crashes yeah but the little
micro scene version i had and that was my favorite one all right next sound wave um so i mean i grew
up on all like the token like kids stuff my age like
i had the power rangers megazords and i had the pokemon cards game boys but when you first said
that one of the things i held on to the longest and i was heartbroken once it lost a certain
feature i had a a jurassic park little rc car that had the you know the weird little spray
dinosaur thing that had the little thing that shot the venom out of the guy. The spitter. Yeah, so I had
an RC SUV
that had him pop out the back and had a little spray
action. No way! I remember the commercials
for this. So I had that for a while, and that's one of the
toys that I held on for a very long time, and I was
heartbroken once the actual spitter function
broke of the dinosaur.
But I held on to that thing forever, on top
of the Power Rangers, stuff like that. I loved
that little RC car.
All right.
Well, those are the questions that I had for everybody.
I hope you enjoyed that.
I'll pick out some more next time.
It was a list of 68 of them. If you Google online fun questions to ask, 68 questions, I'm sure you'll find it.
I just want to give a heads up.
A lot of people are already checking in.
Shout out to the Woody Show Facebook group.
Now, are you part of this group?'s not run by the woody show some listeners started this facebook group for the woody show if you
haven't joined it go join it now it's super fun a lot of people are already checking in for my
birthday party saying that they're gonna go if you haven't heard about it it's happening october
18th it's a friday evening if you're 21 and up, come out to Morongo Casino. It's just
going to be a big turn up party. I was talking with some friends over the weekend about it,
and they're going to fly in for the party. If you are from out of town and you do want to fly in,
I think the best way would be fly into the Palm Springs Airport. The Morongo Casino is 30 minutes
from Palm Springs. If you want to come hang out with the Woody Show and hang out for my birthday party,
Morongo Casino, the 18th of October.
They do have hotel rooms, but I'm going to tell you right now,
book it way ahead of time because it will fill up.
And again, thank you to everybody that's on that Woody Show Facebook group page.
That again, the Woody Show does not run.
It's run by listeners.
Yeah, I found it on there.
It's the Woodyholics. And I found it because they were doing a whole power ranking thing. And it's been such a
while since we've done those, so I couldn't help but, you know,
want to find out what my ranking was.
Yeah. How was it? Not very high for most of them.
But that's okay. See? And that's what it gets
on and it gets depressed about
because of the comments on there.
And I saw you fighting with somebody
on social media the other day. What did I tell you there. And I saw you fighting with somebody on social media the other day.
What did I tell you about that?
I saw you going back and forth
about millennials or something like that.
What was that about?
Oh, oh, oh.
I was obsessed with them comments.
He says he's not a millennial,
yet he's defending everything.
What happened?
You know what it was?
Give a context.
What was it?
So the video was something that got posted
regarding how Lollapalooza
had a bunch of these high school teenage kids,
mobs of people trying to get into the venue.
A lot of them didn't make it.
A lot of them actually got caught because they didn't realize,
oh, behind this gate, there's another gate.
I just get really sick and tired of people who are always like,
oh, it's the millennials' fault for being stupid and this and that,
and they're lazy and entitled.
Oh, millennials can't take lines now?
It's a broken record, and it gets so annoying after a while.
Like the same way you get to know it for a lot of things and people give you
crap is like,
dude,
it's not even my,
these guys are,
these guys are toddlers.
They're like 12,
14 years old.
What are you talking about?
But by all means,
jump in the comments and not go to bed because you're fighting with somebody.
See,
that's the thing,
man.
I don't fight back with people.
Let them either love me or hate me, and that's the way it is.
I will say this about millennials, man.
You guys suck because you got caught.
At least back when I was hopping fences, I didn't get caught.
Dude, the video is funny, though, because everybody got over the fence
except for this one dude who only had one leg.
And everyone got arrested except for the guy with one leg.
Well, he didn't make it in.
Yeah, he was fine. One of the rappers on the Lollapalooza lineup found the the guy with one leg. Well, he didn't make it in. Yeah. He was fine.
One of the rappers on the Lollapalooza lineup found the kid who has one leg and brought him in.
Yeah, I think it was Young Thug.
I think Young Thug commented on the video.
Somebody hooked him up with me.
And later in, there's a picture of, I think it's Young Thug, of the rapper and the guy with the prosthetic leg in the venue backstage.
No way.
That's dope.
There you go.
That's super cool also regarding social media and comments and
all that kind of stuff the what's new pod soundcloud page you can go to soundcloud.com
slash what's new pod and there's comments on there people can comment on each track and i just saw
one this morning of one of our listeners in Australia. So shout out to Australia.
Thank you for listening.
How's your pie?
So I went and looked at, you know, what are some of the top countries listening to the
podcast outside the United States and shout out to the UK, shout out to South Africa,
Japan, and some US cities.
We have Chicago, St. Louis Portland Compton
huge listener
of the what's new pod
and of course Honolulu I would hope
to visit you very very soon
thank you for listening to the Woody show on
star 1019 each and every
morning I want to be in Honolulu
again soon another thing on
social media over the weekend I don't know if you guys saw
this huge meltdown by
Bort's doppelganger,
Bam Margera. Did anybody catch that at all?
I didn't see that. Dude, so it was
really weird. On Friday,
I got this call to go to
one of our offices that has to do
with the syndication with the Woody Show.
They're like, hey, come on by. We're recording this podcast
about sneakers and
stuff. Bam Margera is going to
be here so i went there bam margera didn't show up and but i got to meet some other cool people i
got to meet yeezy busta oh yeah you know that so if you know don't know who yeezy busta is he's on
instagram and he busts people with fake yeezys yeah and something like fake supreme shirts and
all this fake stuff he hides his identity because a lot of people want to kick his ass.
Yeah.
I saw he was wearing the mask.
I thought it was just a fashion statement.
That makes sense.
That's for his identity.
You can see the photo on my Instagram at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.
So no Bam Margera when I go there on Friday.
And then all weekend long, just nonstop posts, nonstop posts of him asking for help from dr phil he might have
an addiction problem i don't know what is going on but he is asking for help non-stop and he's
just bashing everybody his friends his family all on social media it sucks yeah man it's rough
especially when you see those guys from that era like a lot of them evolve these are your like
heroes you know like when you're a kid. Yeah, Johnny Knoxville evolved.
Steve-O definitely evolved.
But a lot of these guys,
they're still in the whole
jackass, you know,
the early 2000s MTV mindset.
And then it's kind of
a harsh reality
when you realize that,
okay, well,
the world has moved on,
but I'm kind of so grounded here.
Because he had Viva La Bam,
remember,
for the longest time.
Yeah.
Well, yeah,
but look at,
I mean,
here's a sad truth.
A lot of people say
don't have heroes because heroes are always going to let you down. It's good to look up to people, but look at, I mean, here's a sad truth. A lot of people say don't have heroes because
heroes are always going to let you down. It's good to look up
to people but not have necessarily heroes.
But look at TV stars,
movie stars, athletes, musicians.
How many musicians have you seen
go high as
the sky and just crumble
because of pressure and because of
drug addictions, all that stuff. So it's really sad to see that
for Bam. I hope he can get help.
Yeah, I mean, Bam also dealt with that traumatic incident
with losing his best friend years ago.
So it's like you have your closest confidant, your best friend.
You lose him.
And so then, again, the world moves on,
and then you're trying to figure out what is it that I'm going to do next.
Yeah.
Because I can't be jumping off of cars and diving out of buildings and stuff.
Now I'm worried about someone playing me in a movie.
I don't think Ben Margera could be it.
Maybe that's the spark he needs, man.
Say, look, we're going to do a movie about Bort.
We need you to star.
Ben, here's the pitch.
The movie's about a vampire who, at the daytime, he's a radio editor.
And at night, he's a vampire.
All right, so we had a request last week for nick soundwave he has a
significant other a fiance i do yes i do we already knocked it out with tyler tyler has
come up with the nickname for his lady i failed miserably vd shout out to vd vd vd in the building
now nick soundwave your fiance does not have a nickname.
And we asked you to come up with a list of nicknames that we can vote on.
And what have you come up with?
So I came up, I kept the theme with Tyler.
So I came up with chlamydia, gonorrhea.
No, no, sorry.
It's not BD.
No, sorry, guys.
So she actually just finished her big paper.
She's going to school still.
She's in her final year for doctorate program. Oh, sweet.
So I thought something along the lines of doc.
Dr. Leanne, something like that.
Short to the point. Docking.
Got it. Okay.
Sunshine was one of them. Ooh, Sunshine. She's very, very upbeat. I'm sure all of you
guys have met her. Yeah, yeah.
Very upbeat, very positive.
Self-help, feel the love.
Also sprung another idea of hippie, flower power kind of thing.
She's super, you know, she's all positive.
She's going to school to be a therapist.
So she's all about self-help.
I like Dr. Sunshine.
I like Dr. Sunshine.
Dr. Sunshine.
I do like that one too.
So, you know, when you stick with a nickname,
you're going to have to refer to her as Dr. Sunshine.
So I was like, this weekend I was with Dr. Sunshine.
Yeah, that's cool to me.
I think she'd like that too.
I mean, so like I said, she's totally upbeat.
And she would be mad if I came home and it was something stupid that I came up with.
Yeah, like Harley.
Or like Nick Soundwave or something like that.
But yeah, no.
So yeah, Dr. Sunshine.
I think she would be happy with that, which is actually the overall end game here. So I don't get in trouble when I get home. yeah, Dr. Sunshine, I think she would be happy with that, which is actually the overall
end game here.
So I don't get in trouble when I get home.
Okay.
Dr. Sunshine.
Everybody on board?
Dude, anything's better than venereal disease.
Oh, come on.
Get down with Dr. Sunshine.
We have Dr. Sunshine, VD, Spicy Nacho, Shasta Cola, Gio.
Now that we have Dr. Sunshine out of the way yeah it's gonna be a little weird
saying that
but I think it'll stick
it'll be super fun
eventually
now
everybody in this room
is gonna be going to
the iHeartRadio Festival
on September 20th
and 21st
we've been talking about it
a lot
on this very podcast
you can check out
past podcasts
by going to
whatsnewpod.com
that's
whatsnewpod.com and That's whatsnewpod.com.
And one of the big topics has been getting a tattoo.
Now, are we all still on board with getting a pizza tattoo?
Yes or no?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
All right, good.
I was wondering why Randy was staring at me, waiting for me to answer first.
Yeah, why?
What's wrong?
Has he commented about it?
No.
Off air?
No, I'm just...
Why'd you give him a weird look?
I always give Brett weird looks.
Are you hesitating?
I can't...
Was there a secret conversation?
I see his soaky hair.
His soaky hair and his...
You know, I just can't...
Randy's lying.
Stop lying.
Lying Piso-ish.
Yeah.
There was one thought that I had.
Okay, see?
Only thought. See? I didn't want to be the one thought that I had. Okay, see? Only thought.
See?
I didn't want to be the one who brought it up.
Why you got to be a lie?
No, the only thought I had was-
You be lying, Randy.
I'm not trying to be the one-
Randy's the worst liar.
I know, right?
Look, dude.
That's why I always say he's a lying Piso-ish.
Yeah.
What happens if I say something?
It becomes a conversation of Randy can't keep secrets.
Randy can't keep his mouth shut.
I'm like, is everybody on board with getting a Piso tattoo?
And Randy immediately looks at Brett with the weird weird ass look he's like this yeah like no one can see
dear the headlines and then i go oh is there you have no poker face no it wasn't even that i was
expecting him to say something so then when he said no i was like oh uh no okay well no i said
i'm down here's my only thought is that we're all getting there.
We're all getting to town at different times.
Yeah.
We all have, Menace has the busiest schedule out of all of us.
We all have different schedules.
We got to make this all work within certain timeframes.
I'm wondering if it's not just everybody at once thing or if it's, okay, we all get the
tattoo and then show up for a post podcast and then that's a, okay, we all get the tattoo and then show up
for a post podcast
and then that's a reveal.
Do we actually get it
with each other?
Well,
I thought we were going
to do it together
as long as we can fit it in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was my,
you know,
I can tell you what my fear
was.
You're super busy there.
I don't want you to be,
I can find some time
to do it.
I think,
uh,
you already run yourself.
Like,
you know,
you told me that I look run down sometimes, but know, you told me that I run down sometimes,
but you're always moving.
You're always growing.
That weekend is insane.
It's nonstop for 48 hours.
But yeah, we just need to find a tattoo spot that's convenient.
I know there's a tattoo spot inside the Mandalay Bay
that's not too far away from everything that we're doing.
Okay.
Just throwing that out there.
Okay, that could work
and we have other listeners checking in on social media telling me that look can't make the vegas
but we still want to get a pizza tattoo as well and we want to do it at the same time that you
guys do it so we want to check in on social media as it's happening. That is hilarious and awesome at the same time.
I'm both fearful
for them, but I also
like it. I don't know, because it's a tattoo, man.
You know, that's
permanent. So we have listeners getting pizza
tattoos. We're going to be getting
pizza tattoos. Randy, is this going to be
your first tattoo? Yeah.
Oh, wow. Sweet.
That is another reason I want to be done at the same time. I kind of want to see Randy get a tattoo. Oh, wow. Sweet. That is another reason I want to be done
at the same time.
I kind of want to see
Randy get a tattoo.
Yes!
Oh, we need a video of it.
Do we need an Instagram live
of Randy getting
his first tattoo?
Yes.
Make sure you follow us
at What's New Pod.
Oh, here's the best part.
Let's not tell him
where to get it
because I want to see
if he picks
a very tender spot.
Oh, yeah.
So we're not going to tell you
which spot's going to hurt more than the other. You got to pick. yeah. So we're not going to tell you which spot's going to hurt more than the other.
You got to pick.
Yeah.
And we're not going to say yes or no to it.
Just you go for it.
Now, are we all getting the same pizza?
Because I know I tossed out some pictures and Menace tossed out a picture, too.
So are we all getting the same pizza slice or just some variation of a pizza slice?
I think everybody wants to go with their own style.
I thought we were going to go in unison, but it doesn't seem like everybody's on board with that i mean which is cool as long as we all get
oh yeah like a variation of pizza yeah i mean yeah i want something a little more than just you
know crust and pepperoni you know yeah and nothing like extra i'm not getting like a like a large
pizza on my chest yeah and to be honest i did have a variation i'm gonna show it to menace uh-huh
all right i'm gonna show it to menace because I think he'll appreciate it,
but I'm not sure if,
you know,
I want anyone else to steal it,
but I think it would be cool.
Oh,
nice.
I like it.
Well,
there's definitely some details
I wanted to buff out.
Like,
are we going to do like your favorite topping
on the pizza?
Is it all going to be a continuous slice?
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
You know,
that's what I'm saying.
Just remember,
time is limited.
Don't get all crazy with it.
I'll go last.
All right.
All right.
Fair enough.
Everyone, make sure you follow at What's A New Pod on Instagram.
We'll keep you updated on everything that has to do with that.
Just a heads up.
I see a lot of people listening to the podcast that are in Chicago.
Woody and I will be in Chicago this week.
Make sure you follow us online. You might
run into us while we're out there. And Woody and I are going to be in Wichita this upcoming Saturday,
August 10th for the Alt 107.3 Birthday Bash. If you want more information on when we're going to
be doing a meet and greet, make sure you hit up thewoodyshow.com. That's thewoodyshow.com.
Click on the events page. We have a ton of meet and greets coming up.com that's the woody show.com click on the events page we
have a ton of meeting greets coming up we're coming to Des Moines we're gonna be doing two
meeting greets in Des Moines that's gonna be fun that's happening August 15th and 16th again go to
the woody show.com and click the events page all right guys well I think we got to wrap it up we're
running out of time but I just want to give a big shout out to everybody that comments on this podcast reshares it if you go to the itunes and rate and review it we love you and we'll love you
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Also, a big shout out to Cameron's podcast,
Mostly True Opinions with him and his girl, Katie.
Just search Mostly True Opinions.
The Matt and Kim podcast with Matt and Kim.
Make sure you check him out on tour,
performing all across the country.
It is a show that you're not going to want to miss.
Definitely not.
And check out their podcast, The Man Kim Podcast.
Big shout out to Triowa.
We will be in Des Moines once again, the whole Woody Show crew, with our buddy Alex Mack.
He has his podcast called Triowa.
That's Tri-O-W-A.
And you can find out everything you can do in Des Moines.
It's super fun.
And of course, what's up to the Ryan Hoppe podcast?
Dude.
The Hoppe Hour. He interviews hundreds, what's up to the Ryan Hoppy podcast? Dude. The Hoppy Hour.
He interviews hundreds of radio DJs across the country.
If you want to be a radio DJ, hear how other DJs came up.
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All right.
Shout out to Dildar the Alien.
Dildar, yes. If you haven't followed right. Shout out to Dildar the Alien. Dildar, yes.
If you haven't followed him on Instagram.
At Dildar the Alien, do it.
I think there's going to be a video that hasn't been released online yet
that Dildar is going to be pushing out very, very soon from Comic-Con.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Unreleased Dildar footage is coming at you at Dildar the Alien.
I saw an awesome Dildar South Park rendition.
I thought it was really, really cool.
Did our boy Super Sonification make that one?
Of course he did.
So talented.
I think you can see that at Dildar the Alien on Instagram.
Yeah, you can.
You know what people should do is follow at Dildar the Alien.
Cool.
Oh, and I think Leon, our listener Leon, made a t-shirt out of itog. Cool. Oh, and I think Leon,
our listener Leon,
made a t-shirt out of it already.
Dude.
Dude, he's making out those t-shirts left and right.
I know.
Faster than Cameron
from the Woody show.
Shocking.
Really?
He's going to have his own store
before we know it.
Yeah.
The bootleg Woody show
t-shirt store.
He's going to be outside
of events on like a little cart
just selling shirts.
What you want?
What you want?
I want the two for $10.
That one for $10. You're trying to bargain down like, all right, I'll tell want? I want the two for $10. That one for $10.
You're trying to bargain down
like I'll tell you what, man.
Three for $10.
All right, Bort.
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