What's New Podcast - Terrible Choice, Randy Depression?, Old Nicknames, Favorite Toys

Episode Date: August 6, 2019

On this episode of The What's New Podcast With Menace we talk about a Terrible Choice, Randy Depression?, Old Nicknames, Favorite Toys and more!...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace. I am your host, Menace. I am joined by Bort. He is a syndication expert for the Woody Show morning show across the United States. He has an assistant. His name is Nick nick soundwave nick soundwave is in the building i do assist him he also works for fox sports we have randy yo who works on the woody show he does all the video and he grabs food for us whenever we need it he is also a radio dj himself believe or not where are you on the radio out 1049 in st in St. Louis, Alt-1061 in Crabbe, in Bakersfield, and Alt-98.7 here in Los Angeles.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Sweet. The best food runner. Also, we have Tyler. He runs the boards for Alt-98.7 in Los Angeles and Orange County for The Woody Show. What is up, everybody? What's up, everybody? Yo. Yo.
Starting point is 00:01:00 So over the weekend, we got to be at an event together. It was called the Alt-98.7 Summer Camp. It happened in Long Beach. We didn't really get to got to be at an event together. It was called the Alt 98.7 Summer Camp. It happened in Long Beach. We didn't really get to hang out with each other that much. I saw Bort. I saw Randy. Did I see you, Tyler? I saw you, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Okay, sorry. Did we talk? Yeah, we did. Okay, sorry. This hurts my feelings. I'm crying. I'm crying on the inside. And then I didn't even see Nick Soundwave.
Starting point is 00:01:23 For sure I know I didn't see Nick Soundwave. No, yeah, you didn't. I saw you in the Oasis area to the left of the stage. You were mingling, so I wasn't going to interrupt. You're working hard at these things. I was really surprised at how good Walk the Moon was. I was telling myself, oh, man. Have you seen them before, though?
Starting point is 00:01:38 I actually never have. So I was like, I'm going to have to go check out a show now. They kill it every time. Yeah, I enjoyed The Interrupters, Walk the Moon. I missed Oliver Tree by like three minutes. I walked in and could hear him perform Hurt.
Starting point is 00:01:47 He was on too early. And I looked at my watch and I walked in and as I heard the final note of Hurt and he's off. As I walked through the turnstiles,
Starting point is 00:01:56 he was getting off the stage. That happened to me once at a concert where I was supposed to go see Nightingale's and Jane's Addiction. I'm in the parking lot. I hear Nightingale's
Starting point is 00:02:03 go into Pig. We ran. Yeah. And we still missed out. It's not like I was super late. I mean, he was the first act. He's probably on for 15, 20 minutes. I just missed him barely.
Starting point is 00:02:13 I talked to him backstage and he said he's going to stop by the station again. Last time we did that, we gave Randy a haircut, a bowl cut. I ran into the guitarist, Casey, and I was talking a little bit and I told him, oh, I'm the guy from the radio station who got the haircut. Oh, I remember. We were all watching the video and laughing. They loved it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:30 You can see the video on the Woody Show IGTV. Just follow at the Woody Show on Instagram. But speaking of Instagram, you can check out the What's New Pod Instagram. That's at What's New Pod. Follow us on instagram there's a paparazzi shot of randy tyler and bort together and i didn't notice this until people commented it but did you see it looks like tyler has a mullet like he's ice cube yeah yeah it looks like he's ice cube i saw that for a second i was more concerned with the fact that my hat looked like it was too small for my head.
Starting point is 00:03:06 My wife mentioned that. I was like, oh, no. Yeah. So go to What's New Pod. Now, I have a request. It's like Halloween when people dress up their jack-o'-lanterns. Yeah. This is my Yasiel Puig jack-o'-lantern.
Starting point is 00:03:20 So I have a question. Did anybody get a photo of Randy at the concert? Because I would like to put that at the What's New Pod Instagram page. Because we're in Long Beach, 80 degrees. Everyone's in shorts, short sleeve, everything. What is Randy wearing? I have a couple of them. Okay, please shoot me one at What's New Pod.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Someone please explain what Randy was wearing for this concert that's out in the sun all day long. He was wearing a, I believe it was Long Beach Bombers hockey jersey. That's correct. Long sleeve! And there was an undershirt. So he had two layers. Who wears a hockey jersey without an undershirt? You wear a hockey
Starting point is 00:04:00 jersey without undershirts? No, I'm just saying, you had two layers in the summer. It was hot so nick soundwave just showed me a photo of randy at the concert and i'm gonna put it at what's new pod on our instagram yeah i can't i can't trash him too much for it because i digged it i literally like hugged him when i saw it i understand you dig it yeah well i mean no no it's stupid it was a stupid choice but i loved it because it's a hockey jersey, man. So I geek out over hockey references.
Starting point is 00:04:28 But is it appropriate for the weather? No, not even the slightest, but it looked really good. So I guess that was the end goal, right? Don't get me wrong. Was it weather appropriate? No. Did I have absolute respect for him pulling it off? Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:04:40 I'll take the dub. Three out of five. I'll take the dub. All right. Since we're on the topic of Randy, I wrote this down in my notes. Oh, what happened? Now, he's not acting like it today. He has a lot of energy and he's happy.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Yes. But do you think that Randy's been acting mad weird lately or is it just me? Give me an example. Like this dazed, confused look on your face For the past like two weeks Is something going on? Two weeks? You know what it is
Starting point is 00:05:08 Are you right? Are you depressed? What's going on? I don't know You know what? Okay This is a very complex question Why?
Starting point is 00:05:15 Let's break it down Is there an answer? Do we need to put you on a watch? No, no, no No, Brett, not that I think just My lack of quality of sleep Like I've been trying
Starting point is 00:05:23 It's been really weird Because I've been laying in bed And I feel tired And I try to fall asleep but it just I won't fall asleep I don't know what happened or what caused it but like but I can't fall asleep I don't know what it is is there too much stuff racing around in your mind or maybe maybe I don't know I had a weird conversation yesterday talking to someone about how I need to relax that's the main thing but I can't relax because he puts way too much pressure on himself unnecessarily for what? All the time. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:05:50 I don't know. I'm a perfectionist, but it doesn't seem like it. I'm a dick to myself. Menace and you, everyone's been trying to teach me the ways to not take things personally, but it's hard. It's hard to break that habit. It's hard to break that cycle. When you hear feedback and stuff, and it just sticks to you.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Does that ever happen to you sometimes? Do you ever hear, Mendes, do you ever hear somebody tells you something, and every once in a while it just sticks to you? It'll be super rare, but at the end of the day, I just don't care anymore. But that goes with time. It goes with time. I've noticed this as well because he takes it out on me, and I'm just like, bam. You know what?
Starting point is 00:06:24 Maybe you are the root of my problem. Notice how I've gotten increasingly as well because he takes it out on me and I'm just like, bam Maybe you are the root of my problem Notice how I've gotten increasingly aggressive Calm down Calm down, children Alright, now let's focus on something fun I looked up online fun questions, and I found this article that said 68 fun questions
Starting point is 00:06:40 you can ask to start a conversation Now, I picked a couple of them Here's one, and I want everybody to answer. If you can pick a nickname for yourself, other than one that you already have for the radio, what would it be? I don't know, man. I've never really, all my nicknames,
Starting point is 00:06:57 if I could pick one, because I've never really, you don't really pick your own nickname. People usually give them. It's caught on in a lot of places, E-Rob, like the kind of typical E-Eric, Rob Roberts. that's kind of caught on erob roberts like that's that's the one that's caught on when i do a lot of like on mic stuff over at fox sports radio yeah like come on host segments with the guys that call me erob hey let's go to erob let's go to
Starting point is 00:07:17 roberts so probably erob it's easy easy to remember port i i gave myself a nickname a long time ago and it stuck with some people what is it i call my old nickname was spike yes yes spike because i was a big well obviously goth kid and i like vampires and buffy the vampires are spike dude and i wore a trench coat i had spikes everywhere so everyone's spike yeah yeah all right randy um i'm like i'm definitely team nick soundwave i've never really been big on naming myself nicknames. I've always wanted a nickname, but I never wanted to be that guy who's like, oh, guys, by the way, from now on, I'm not Randy.
Starting point is 00:07:53 I'm R-Dog. Yeah, because you have a good name. Like, Randy's a solid name. You don't really get names outside of Randy. And then back in high school, I used to go by two names. Chavo, when i played with my teammates and then uh and then i was an asb and the back of my asb sweatshirt said big daddy chavo and uh the administrators like the principal the vice principal the counselors they thought i went
Starting point is 00:08:19 by that because it said on the back of my hoodie big daddy chavo at the bottom and so they used to call me big daddy ch. And it was really off putting at first, but then eventually I'm like, okay, well, just sort of a thing. Dude, I'm sorry. From now on, Big Daddy Chavo. I can look to see if I can find the hoodie, but dude, my gamer tag was Big Daddy Chavo for
Starting point is 00:08:37 the longest time. Oh, yeah, it was. When I first met Randy, he added me on Xbox. I was wondering, why is your name Big Daddy Chavo? Big Daddy Chavo. My Twitter, my Instagram handle was Big Daddy Chavo. It was just the thing because when we played, I hate to be that guy again,
Starting point is 00:08:53 but back in high school when we played football. Wait, hold on. Everybody stop. Wait, hold on. Did Randy, you played football in high school? Yes, yes. Let Randy, you played football in high school? Yes, yes. Let me tell you something. I played high school football.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Four touchdowns in one game. Ah, okay. Well, it all formulates together in the explanation because at the end of every season, the seniors leave like, oh, there's this Big Daddy moniker that ended around my group, so they just gave it to me,
Starting point is 00:09:23 and I added it as the ASB thing as a a joke and then all the teachers principals counselors they thought that was what i was going by but i i wasn't all right tyler what about you um there's two nicknames i would totally go back to one of them nighthawk uh one of them was deluxe i got that nickname in high school quarter pounder with cheese that was that was my nickname in high school. Quarter pounder with cheese. That was my nickname in high school. The other nickname when I was working in the warehouse before I started doing radio, I told the guys there, hey, I'm going to start doing radio. And so they immediately started calling me Heavy T. Heavy T?
Starting point is 00:10:02 They thought that name would ring off. They're like, Heavy T in the morning. They thought that name would ring right off the tongue. And that name is still currently my Xbox Gamertag. I told him because if the Tyler the Dumbass thing continues on, a total sports reader name would be Ty Dumbo. Let's go by Ty Dumbo, dude. And he hated that.
Starting point is 00:10:19 I'm like, so you want to go by Tyler the Dumbass, but Ty Dumbo is too much? No, I would switch it to either Deluxe or Heavy T. I like deluxe. I think we should build off of deluxe. So I have an idea. You know, like Bennifer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:31 You know, stuff like that. I have an idea. All right. It's for you and your girlfriend. Oh, God. Deluxe VD. Oh, yes. Sweet. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:10:39 What have I done? Big Mac. Good. So are we keeping our Woody show names on this podcast? Of course. Or are we changing to these show names on this podcast? Of course. Or are we changing to these new nicknames? Oh, no. Yeah, we should do another podcast where we all went by the other nicknames.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Oh, my God. So that's only question one of a bunch of that I got out there. Just FYI, what we're doing is I looked up online fun questions to ask to start conversations. And the next question is super weird if you had to lay in bed wearing handcuffs or a helmet which one would you do so if every night you had to go to sleep would you be wearing handcuffs or you would wear a helmet who wants to go first that's an easy one i'll go first because i've done one of those okay Okay, well, let me explain. How many of you guys have jumped to conclusions? All right.
Starting point is 00:11:27 A helmet. That's what I was guessing. Okay, now, I think four or five years ago, LA got hit by, again, like a string of earthquakes. And on Twitter, a tweet that had been going around was, hey, guys, experts are saying this is going to be the earthquake or whatever. And then eventually some people would know. Like, you know, noble people were tweeting this stuff out so i put on my football helmet and
Starting point is 00:11:47 i went to bed and i was like you know what man if an earthquake hits and something falls from the ceiling at least i'll be protected by my head and that's why i stopped with the helmet on all right that's nuclear stupid next tyler i would uh i would also go with the helmet idea because I toss and turn in my sleep a lot. So handcuffs, it wouldn't work. That's not happening. Same. I have to sleep with my pillow up under my shoulder. So with my arm up underneath it.
Starting point is 00:12:15 And there'd be no way I could get my hands to maneuver. And it would eventually, arms would fall asleep. I'm going with the handcuffs. Okay. Handcuffs. That's crazy. No, I'm just like you guys. Other than Bort, I would have to wear a helmet because I toss and turn all night long.
Starting point is 00:12:32 I couldn't do that with a pair of handcuffs on. All right. I have another question. The question is, if you could ask your pet three questions, what would those questions be? I'm going to go ahead and go first. Number one question I'll ask my pet. Are they happy? Do I keep them entertained? Number two, do you like your food? What's your favorite food? So I can hook you up. And what do you like to do for fun? Randy, you have 9 million
Starting point is 00:12:56 pets. You want to go first? Two of the questions you said are my same questions. One would be, do you actually enjoy the food that we give you? Like, come on, it smells bad. The second question, I think I would do like a monthly checkup thing where I'd be like, how are you feeling? How am I doing? Give me an overall rating. And then third would be, who do you like the most out of this house? Oh. You know?
Starting point is 00:13:14 Like, I'd be genuinely curious. Like, look, I give you belly rubs, kisses, hug you, feed you. Do you like me or do you like my mom more? Well, I already know that my pets like spicy nacho more than me next sound wave so i have two dogs at the moment i've had like cats turtles and everything so i'm just gonna assume i'm asking my dogs so one it's gonna be are you really that hot and i feel bad sometimes because la can get a little high get a little humid so i feel bad sometimes like dude but then i fall back they're dogs you know evolution stuff like that should kind of help
Starting point is 00:13:42 them out that's why they're panting so numberhmm so number one would be like our dude is it okay are you you overheating yeah two would be um are you gonna snitch on me cuz I say some messed up stuff to my dogs yeah you pretty much confide in them when you just want to like yeah tension three I guess would be how can you always pee on something like when I take it for walks don't let it all out and then they have enough four or five more squirts down the wall and it's like how it's like, how do you always have stuff to mark your territory? I guarantee everybody has thought that at least once when walking their dog. They think, dude, how are you still peeing right now?
Starting point is 00:14:12 Yeah. All right, I have another question. If there was a movie made about your life, who would star in that movie? We already know Randy's answer. I'm going to go ahead and give mine. My answer is gonna be i think seth rogan i think seth rogan would be hilarious and he would be good nick soundwave um i would go johnny knoxville oh true i think we kind of yeah kind of similar kind of quirky
Starting point is 00:14:38 kind of just over the top just trying to have a good good time like i'm not looking for no leonardo dicaprio performance in my my life anyways because it's not that serious. I guarantee it. So I would love just Johnny Knoxville. His laugh would probably make people laugh and that's what I'm trying to do 99% of the time. Tyler? You stole my Seth Rogen pic. What? I had a backup.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Jonah Hill. Yeah, I was going to say. We look kind of similar. Obviously not Moneyball Jonah Hill. We're talking like accepted Jonah Hill. Yeah, I was going to say. Jonah Hill. We look kind of similar. I think it would fit. Obviously not Moneyball Jonah Hill. We're talking like accepted Jonah Hill. The heftier. Yeah, we're talking about Jonah Hill. Super bad Jonah Hill.
Starting point is 00:15:11 I think super bad Jonah Hill would actually be a perfect fit. Yeah. All right, Bort. I mean, I think since we're going with people that kind of look more like us and kind of act like us, I'm going to echo slightly what Nick Sandwhip did. People say I look like Bam Margera anyways. Might as well go with Bam Margera. All right, let's get it out of the way.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Randy, who would you... Ideally, if my life story was an action movie, it'd be The Rock, but realistically speaking, Michael Peña probably. Well, you could be The Rock's character from Moana. I don't have that kind of long hair. I think Michael Peña, we're same build.
Starting point is 00:15:46 We're brown. People like Michael Peña. I mean, there's also Carlos Mecia, if you want. Coco Samoa. Coco Samoa. When I was skinnier, maybe The Rock. The Rock definitely doesn't look like me right now. I mean, have you seen High School Rock, though?
Starting point is 00:16:01 High School Rock matches you pretty well. Are you talking like High School Rock from Central Intelligence? Yes, that rock. No, no, no. There's a photo of the rock in his football gear that looks exactly like Randy now. Yeah. Exactly. He definitely did not look like me right now in high school.
Starting point is 00:16:16 All right. One more question on this list that I picked out. What was your favorite toy growing up? What was your favorite toy growing up? What was your favorite toy growing up? Now, I'll just give mine while you guys think about yours. Not a lot of people remember this toy, but I absolutely loved it. It was called Record Breakers, and it was basically a car that you can put on a track that would just fly around the track super fast.
Starting point is 00:16:42 But you can customize the car with different wheels different shells on top of it i remember this yeah i had probably like 20 record breakers they weren't even that expensive but it was super fun because you would race all your friends it was like the new age you know back in the day they would have the boy scouts make little wooden cars that would yeah it was right yeah yeah now these were just ones that were battery operated super fast super fun they even had a tv show for it and i believe sergeant slaughter was the host of the tv show really for record breakers i missed that toy that was my favorite growing up all right board what was your favorite toy growing up i know you're
Starting point is 00:17:23 a big fan of toys you have many toys still yeah I think I still have like 95% of my toys yeah I think I have all of them I if I had to pick one probably the first transformer I ever got it was um from 1987 it was my brother's it was a power master optimus prime he had like a little engine that would transform connect with him and then he would form into a bigger Optimus Prime. And I only ever had the first part though, but it was just my favorite. Super cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:53 He had two guns. Badass. He looked just like the cartoon. So for me, you know, Legos and GameCube were definitely the, all I did when I'm elementary school or middle school, but the one toy that I love the most, it wasn't even like an action figure. It was Duck Hunt. It was a plug-in Duck Hunt. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Yes. What it was, there was a projection and it would project onto the screen and it had a gun that was connected to it and you would just shoot the ducks. That was my favorite thing ever. I used to show everybody, let's play Duck Hunt. Oh, God. It was the plug-in play one? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Wow. Yeah. I don't even know what happened to it, but I loved love playing that thing so much tyler um i have a tie i was really big into hot wheels when i was growing up as a kid i had the tracks i had probably a hundred different cars like i even had like big rigs yeah that my daddy's by me it's a tie between that and as i got closer into junior high, I fell in love with Tech Deck skateboards. I could probably go through my room right now, and I think I still have them. And they were the Tony Hawk ones, too.
Starting point is 00:18:54 They had the skull and the bird and all that stuff. Those were legit. I miss those. That kind of reminds me of a toy that I loved before Record Breakers was Micro Machines. Yes. With Micro Machines, i think that's where i fell in love with the lamborghini because it had the little tiny white lamborghini if in the wolf of wall street you see that lamborghini in real life oh the one he crashes yeah but the little
Starting point is 00:19:16 micro scene version i had and that was my favorite one all right next sound wave um so i mean i grew up on all like the token like kids stuff my age like i had the power rangers megazords and i had the pokemon cards game boys but when you first said that one of the things i held on to the longest and i was heartbroken once it lost a certain feature i had a a jurassic park little rc car that had the you know the weird little spray dinosaur thing that had the little thing that shot the venom out of the guy. The spitter. Yeah, so I had an RC SUV that had him pop out the back and had a little spray
Starting point is 00:19:49 action. No way! I remember the commercials for this. So I had that for a while, and that's one of the toys that I held on for a very long time, and I was heartbroken once the actual spitter function broke of the dinosaur. But I held on to that thing forever, on top of the Power Rangers, stuff like that. I loved that little RC car.
Starting point is 00:20:05 All right. Well, those are the questions that I had for everybody. I hope you enjoyed that. I'll pick out some more next time. It was a list of 68 of them. If you Google online fun questions to ask, 68 questions, I'm sure you'll find it. I just want to give a heads up. A lot of people are already checking in. Shout out to the Woody Show Facebook group.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Now, are you part of this group?'s not run by the woody show some listeners started this facebook group for the woody show if you haven't joined it go join it now it's super fun a lot of people are already checking in for my birthday party saying that they're gonna go if you haven't heard about it it's happening october 18th it's a friday evening if you're 21 and up, come out to Morongo Casino. It's just going to be a big turn up party. I was talking with some friends over the weekend about it, and they're going to fly in for the party. If you are from out of town and you do want to fly in, I think the best way would be fly into the Palm Springs Airport. The Morongo Casino is 30 minutes from Palm Springs. If you want to come hang out with the Woody Show and hang out for my birthday party,
Starting point is 00:21:07 Morongo Casino, the 18th of October. They do have hotel rooms, but I'm going to tell you right now, book it way ahead of time because it will fill up. And again, thank you to everybody that's on that Woody Show Facebook group page. That again, the Woody Show does not run. It's run by listeners. Yeah, I found it on there. It's the Woodyholics. And I found it because they were doing a whole power ranking thing. And it's been such a
Starting point is 00:21:30 while since we've done those, so I couldn't help but, you know, want to find out what my ranking was. Yeah. How was it? Not very high for most of them. But that's okay. See? And that's what it gets on and it gets depressed about because of the comments on there. And I saw you fighting with somebody on social media the other day. What did I tell you there. And I saw you fighting with somebody on social media the other day.
Starting point is 00:21:46 What did I tell you about that? I saw you going back and forth about millennials or something like that. What was that about? Oh, oh, oh. I was obsessed with them comments. He says he's not a millennial, yet he's defending everything.
Starting point is 00:21:58 What happened? You know what it was? Give a context. What was it? So the video was something that got posted regarding how Lollapalooza had a bunch of these high school teenage kids, mobs of people trying to get into the venue.
Starting point is 00:22:10 A lot of them didn't make it. A lot of them actually got caught because they didn't realize, oh, behind this gate, there's another gate. I just get really sick and tired of people who are always like, oh, it's the millennials' fault for being stupid and this and that, and they're lazy and entitled. Oh, millennials can't take lines now? It's a broken record, and it gets so annoying after a while.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Like the same way you get to know it for a lot of things and people give you crap is like, dude, it's not even my, these guys are, these guys are toddlers. They're like 12, 14 years old.
Starting point is 00:22:35 What are you talking about? But by all means, jump in the comments and not go to bed because you're fighting with somebody. See, that's the thing, man. I don't fight back with people. Let them either love me or hate me, and that's the way it is.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I will say this about millennials, man. You guys suck because you got caught. At least back when I was hopping fences, I didn't get caught. Dude, the video is funny, though, because everybody got over the fence except for this one dude who only had one leg. And everyone got arrested except for the guy with one leg. Well, he didn't make it in. Yeah, he was fine. One of the rappers on the Lollapalooza lineup found the the guy with one leg. Well, he didn't make it in. Yeah. He was fine.
Starting point is 00:23:05 One of the rappers on the Lollapalooza lineup found the kid who has one leg and brought him in. Yeah, I think it was Young Thug. I think Young Thug commented on the video. Somebody hooked him up with me. And later in, there's a picture of, I think it's Young Thug, of the rapper and the guy with the prosthetic leg in the venue backstage. No way. That's dope. There you go.
Starting point is 00:23:22 That's super cool also regarding social media and comments and all that kind of stuff the what's new pod soundcloud page you can go to soundcloud.com slash what's new pod and there's comments on there people can comment on each track and i just saw one this morning of one of our listeners in Australia. So shout out to Australia. Thank you for listening. How's your pie? So I went and looked at, you know, what are some of the top countries listening to the podcast outside the United States and shout out to the UK, shout out to South Africa,
Starting point is 00:24:00 Japan, and some US cities. We have Chicago, St. Louis Portland Compton huge listener of the what's new pod and of course Honolulu I would hope to visit you very very soon thank you for listening to the Woody show on star 1019 each and every
Starting point is 00:24:17 morning I want to be in Honolulu again soon another thing on social media over the weekend I don't know if you guys saw this huge meltdown by Bort's doppelganger, Bam Margera. Did anybody catch that at all? I didn't see that. Dude, so it was really weird. On Friday,
Starting point is 00:24:34 I got this call to go to one of our offices that has to do with the syndication with the Woody Show. They're like, hey, come on by. We're recording this podcast about sneakers and stuff. Bam Margera is going to be here so i went there bam margera didn't show up and but i got to meet some other cool people i got to meet yeezy busta oh yeah you know that so if you know don't know who yeezy busta is he's on
Starting point is 00:24:57 instagram and he busts people with fake yeezys yeah and something like fake supreme shirts and all this fake stuff he hides his identity because a lot of people want to kick his ass. Yeah. I saw he was wearing the mask. I thought it was just a fashion statement. That makes sense. That's for his identity. You can see the photo on my Instagram at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.
Starting point is 00:25:15 So no Bam Margera when I go there on Friday. And then all weekend long, just nonstop posts, nonstop posts of him asking for help from dr phil he might have an addiction problem i don't know what is going on but he is asking for help non-stop and he's just bashing everybody his friends his family all on social media it sucks yeah man it's rough especially when you see those guys from that era like a lot of them evolve these are your like heroes you know like when you're a kid. Yeah, Johnny Knoxville evolved. Steve-O definitely evolved. But a lot of these guys,
Starting point is 00:25:47 they're still in the whole jackass, you know, the early 2000s MTV mindset. And then it's kind of a harsh reality when you realize that, okay, well, the world has moved on,
Starting point is 00:25:56 but I'm kind of so grounded here. Because he had Viva La Bam, remember, for the longest time. Yeah. Well, yeah, but look at, I mean,
Starting point is 00:26:02 here's a sad truth. A lot of people say don't have heroes because heroes are always going to let you down. It's good to look up to people, but look at, I mean, here's a sad truth. A lot of people say don't have heroes because heroes are always going to let you down. It's good to look up to people but not have necessarily heroes. But look at TV stars, movie stars, athletes, musicians. How many musicians have you seen
Starting point is 00:26:16 go high as the sky and just crumble because of pressure and because of drug addictions, all that stuff. So it's really sad to see that for Bam. I hope he can get help. Yeah, I mean, Bam also dealt with that traumatic incident with losing his best friend years ago. So it's like you have your closest confidant, your best friend.
Starting point is 00:26:33 You lose him. And so then, again, the world moves on, and then you're trying to figure out what is it that I'm going to do next. Yeah. Because I can't be jumping off of cars and diving out of buildings and stuff. Now I'm worried about someone playing me in a movie. I don't think Ben Margera could be it. Maybe that's the spark he needs, man.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Say, look, we're going to do a movie about Bort. We need you to star. Ben, here's the pitch. The movie's about a vampire who, at the daytime, he's a radio editor. And at night, he's a vampire. All right, so we had a request last week for nick soundwave he has a significant other a fiance i do yes i do we already knocked it out with tyler tyler has come up with the nickname for his lady i failed miserably vd shout out to vd vd vd in the building
Starting point is 00:27:21 now nick soundwave your fiance does not have a nickname. And we asked you to come up with a list of nicknames that we can vote on. And what have you come up with? So I came up, I kept the theme with Tyler. So I came up with chlamydia, gonorrhea. No, no, sorry. It's not BD. No, sorry, guys.
Starting point is 00:27:41 So she actually just finished her big paper. She's going to school still. She's in her final year for doctorate program. Oh, sweet. So I thought something along the lines of doc. Dr. Leanne, something like that. Short to the point. Docking. Got it. Okay. Sunshine was one of them. Ooh, Sunshine. She's very, very upbeat. I'm sure all of you
Starting point is 00:27:58 guys have met her. Yeah, yeah. Very upbeat, very positive. Self-help, feel the love. Also sprung another idea of hippie, flower power kind of thing. She's super, you know, she's all positive. She's going to school to be a therapist. So she's all about self-help. I like Dr. Sunshine.
Starting point is 00:28:15 I like Dr. Sunshine. Dr. Sunshine. I do like that one too. So, you know, when you stick with a nickname, you're going to have to refer to her as Dr. Sunshine. So I was like, this weekend I was with Dr. Sunshine. Yeah, that's cool to me. I think she'd like that too.
Starting point is 00:28:28 I mean, so like I said, she's totally upbeat. And she would be mad if I came home and it was something stupid that I came up with. Yeah, like Harley. Or like Nick Soundwave or something like that. But yeah, no. So yeah, Dr. Sunshine. I think she would be happy with that, which is actually the overall end game here. So I don't get in trouble when I get home. yeah, Dr. Sunshine, I think she would be happy with that, which is actually the overall end game here.
Starting point is 00:28:46 So I don't get in trouble when I get home. Okay. Dr. Sunshine. Everybody on board? Dude, anything's better than venereal disease. Oh, come on. Get down with Dr. Sunshine. We have Dr. Sunshine, VD, Spicy Nacho, Shasta Cola, Gio.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Now that we have Dr. Sunshine out of the way yeah it's gonna be a little weird saying that but I think it'll stick it'll be super fun eventually now everybody in this room is gonna be going to
Starting point is 00:29:13 the iHeartRadio Festival on September 20th and 21st we've been talking about it a lot on this very podcast you can check out past podcasts
Starting point is 00:29:22 by going to whatsnewpod.com that's whatsnewpod.com and That's whatsnewpod.com. And one of the big topics has been getting a tattoo. Now, are we all still on board with getting a pizza tattoo? Yes or no? Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. All right, good. I was wondering why Randy was staring at me, waiting for me to answer first. Yeah, why? What's wrong?
Starting point is 00:29:45 Has he commented about it? No. Off air? No, I'm just... Why'd you give him a weird look? I always give Brett weird looks. Are you hesitating? I can't...
Starting point is 00:29:52 Was there a secret conversation? I see his soaky hair. His soaky hair and his... You know, I just can't... Randy's lying. Stop lying. Lying Piso-ish. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:02 There was one thought that I had. Okay, see? Only thought. See? I didn't want to be the one thought that I had. Okay, see? Only thought. See? I didn't want to be the one who brought it up. Why you got to be a lie? No, the only thought I had was- You be lying, Randy.
Starting point is 00:30:10 I'm not trying to be the one- Randy's the worst liar. I know, right? Look, dude. That's why I always say he's a lying Piso-ish. Yeah. What happens if I say something? It becomes a conversation of Randy can't keep secrets.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Randy can't keep his mouth shut. I'm like, is everybody on board with getting a Piso tattoo? And Randy immediately looks at Brett with the weird weird ass look he's like this yeah like no one can see dear the headlines and then i go oh is there you have no poker face no it wasn't even that i was expecting him to say something so then when he said no i was like oh uh no okay well no i said i'm down here's my only thought is that we're all getting there. We're all getting to town at different times. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:48 We all have, Menace has the busiest schedule out of all of us. We all have different schedules. We got to make this all work within certain timeframes. I'm wondering if it's not just everybody at once thing or if it's, okay, we all get the tattoo and then show up for a post podcast and then that's a, okay, we all get the tattoo and then show up for a post podcast and then that's a reveal. Do we actually get it
Starting point is 00:31:08 with each other? Well, I thought we were going to do it together as long as we can fit it in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:15 That was my, you know, I can tell you what my fear was. You're super busy there. I don't want you to be, I can find some time to do it.
Starting point is 00:31:22 I think, uh, you already run yourself. Like, you know, you told me that I look run down sometimes, but know, you told me that I run down sometimes, but you're always moving. You're always growing.
Starting point is 00:31:29 That weekend is insane. It's nonstop for 48 hours. But yeah, we just need to find a tattoo spot that's convenient. I know there's a tattoo spot inside the Mandalay Bay that's not too far away from everything that we're doing. Okay. Just throwing that out there. Okay, that could work
Starting point is 00:31:45 and we have other listeners checking in on social media telling me that look can't make the vegas but we still want to get a pizza tattoo as well and we want to do it at the same time that you guys do it so we want to check in on social media as it's happening. That is hilarious and awesome at the same time. I'm both fearful for them, but I also like it. I don't know, because it's a tattoo, man. You know, that's permanent. So we have listeners getting pizza
Starting point is 00:32:15 tattoos. We're going to be getting pizza tattoos. Randy, is this going to be your first tattoo? Yeah. Oh, wow. Sweet. That is another reason I want to be done at the same time. I kind of want to see Randy get a tattoo. Oh, wow. Sweet. That is another reason I want to be done at the same time. I kind of want to see Randy get a tattoo.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Yes! Oh, we need a video of it. Do we need an Instagram live of Randy getting his first tattoo? Yes. Make sure you follow us at What's New Pod.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Oh, here's the best part. Let's not tell him where to get it because I want to see if he picks a very tender spot. Oh, yeah. So we're not going to tell you
Starting point is 00:32:44 which spot's going to hurt more than the other. You got to pick. yeah. So we're not going to tell you which spot's going to hurt more than the other. You got to pick. Yeah. And we're not going to say yes or no to it. Just you go for it. Now, are we all getting the same pizza? Because I know I tossed out some pictures and Menace tossed out a picture, too. So are we all getting the same pizza slice or just some variation of a pizza slice?
Starting point is 00:32:59 I think everybody wants to go with their own style. I thought we were going to go in unison, but it doesn't seem like everybody's on board with that i mean which is cool as long as we all get oh yeah like a variation of pizza yeah i mean yeah i want something a little more than just you know crust and pepperoni you know yeah and nothing like extra i'm not getting like a like a large pizza on my chest yeah and to be honest i did have a variation i'm gonna show it to menace uh-huh all right i'm gonna show it to menace because I think he'll appreciate it, but I'm not sure if, you know,
Starting point is 00:33:29 I want anyone else to steal it, but I think it would be cool. Oh, nice. I like it. Well, there's definitely some details I wanted to buff out.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Like, are we going to do like your favorite topping on the pizza? Is it all going to be a continuous slice? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You know, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Just remember, time is limited. Don't get all crazy with it. I'll go last. All right. All right. Fair enough. Everyone, make sure you follow at What's A New Pod on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:33:52 We'll keep you updated on everything that has to do with that. Just a heads up. I see a lot of people listening to the podcast that are in Chicago. Woody and I will be in Chicago this week. Make sure you follow us online. You might run into us while we're out there. And Woody and I are going to be in Wichita this upcoming Saturday, August 10th for the Alt 107.3 Birthday Bash. If you want more information on when we're going to be doing a meet and greet, make sure you hit up thewoodyshow.com. That's thewoodyshow.com.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Click on the events page. We have a ton of meet and greets coming up.com that's the woody show.com click on the events page we have a ton of meeting greets coming up we're coming to Des Moines we're gonna be doing two meeting greets in Des Moines that's gonna be fun that's happening August 15th and 16th again go to the woody show.com and click the events page all right guys well I think we got to wrap it up we're running out of time but I just want to give a big shout out to everybody that comments on this podcast reshares it if you go to the itunes and rate and review it we love you and we'll love you forever hitting up our soundcloud page putting your comments on there also hitting up our instagram page and leaving your comments we're putting photos up there all the time also big shout out to the board cast yeah with board make sure you check out the boardcast.com that's the boardcast.com i'm sure randy and tyler are are fighting on there somehow
Starting point is 00:35:14 in some way every day rotating segments yeah every once in a while also check out nerd out podcast with ravey courtney cameron and r, who's in the room with us right now. Go to nerdinoutpodcast.com. King of podcasts. Nerdinoutpodcast.com. I recently recorded a new episode with the Sex with Emily podcast. That is coming out in September. So make sure you go ahead and subscribe.
Starting point is 00:35:40 So when that gets released, you can listen to it. Go to sexwithemily.com. That's sexwithemily.com. Don't worry. not porn also big shout out to joe coy and the coy pond i did something super secret for joe coy i hit up a an instagram account to get something done so make sure you follow at joe coy on instagram you'll know what it is it's hilarious at joe coy on instagram make sure you listen to his podcast. Also, a big shout out to Cameron's podcast, Mostly True Opinions with him and his girl, Katie.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Just search Mostly True Opinions. The Matt and Kim podcast with Matt and Kim. Make sure you check him out on tour, performing all across the country. It is a show that you're not going to want to miss. Definitely not. And check out their podcast, The Man Kim Podcast. Big shout out to Triowa.
Starting point is 00:36:27 We will be in Des Moines once again, the whole Woody Show crew, with our buddy Alex Mack. He has his podcast called Triowa. That's Tri-O-W-A. And you can find out everything you can do in Des Moines. It's super fun. And of course, what's up to the Ryan Hoppe podcast? Dude. The Hoppe Hour. He interviews hundreds, what's up to the Ryan Hoppy podcast? Dude. The Hoppy Hour.
Starting point is 00:36:45 He interviews hundreds of radio DJs across the country. If you want to be a radio DJ, hear how other DJs came up. And the all new and improved Woody Show podcast, The Mothership. Get it Monday through Friday. All you got to do is search The Woody Show on the iHeartRadio app and you can take a listen right now. And listen to past podcasts. You couldn't do that before. It was 24 hours, but now it's not anymore.
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Starting point is 00:37:43 Shout out to Dildar the Alien. Dildar, yes. If you haven't followed right. Shout out to Dildar the Alien. Dildar, yes. If you haven't followed him on Instagram. At Dildar the Alien, do it. I think there's going to be a video that hasn't been released online yet that Dildar is going to be pushing out very, very soon from Comic-Con. Oh, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Unreleased Dildar footage is coming at you at Dildar the Alien. I saw an awesome Dildar South Park rendition. I thought it was really, really cool. Did our boy Super Sonification make that one? Of course he did. So talented. I think you can see that at Dildar the Alien on Instagram. Yeah, you can.
Starting point is 00:38:18 You know what people should do is follow at Dildar the Alien. Cool. Oh, and I think Leon, our listener Leon, made a t-shirt out of itog. Cool. Oh, and I think Leon, our listener Leon, made a t-shirt out of it already. Dude. Dude, he's making out those t-shirts left and right. I know.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Faster than Cameron from the Woody show. Shocking. Really? He's going to have his own store before we know it. Yeah. The bootleg Woody show
Starting point is 00:38:38 t-shirt store. He's going to be outside of events on like a little cart just selling shirts. What you want? What you want? I want the two for $10. That one for $10. You're trying to bargain down like, all right, I'll tell want? I want the two for $10. That one for $10.
Starting point is 00:38:45 You're trying to bargain down like I'll tell you what, man. Three for $10. All right, Bort. Anything else? No, that's it. Just follow Bortcast on Instagram. Rate, review.
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