What's New Podcast - Texas Snow, Pokemon Happy Meal, New Refrigerators, Amazon Orders and more!

Episode Date: February 19, 2021

On this episode we talk Texas Snow, Pokemon Happy Meal, New Refrigerators, Amazon Orders and more!

What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. What is up, Bort? How you doing? Damn right. I am a director. I'm directing. Bort has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric. I assist. Sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave. Assistant director.ort has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric. I assist. Sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave.

Assistant director. You're an assistant. Also, we have Randy, who's a radio DJ on Alt 98.7 Los Angeles, and he works on The Woody Show. What is up, Randy? What up, director of Bort Operation. And joining us from Houston, Texas, that would be Tyler from the Sean Salisbury Show. They can hear every single morning living in California, your entire life. The first year you moved to Texas,

biggest storm in many, many years. How's that going for you? It's been a winter wonderland from hell. I guess that's a nice way to put it. He's been sitting on that headline. I was wondering, like, say when you asked me, my first question was like you're probably not used to driving in this type of atmosphere have you driven around town at all or had any issues so the driving on the first two days was not as bad as i thought yes the roads were very icy however i think it really helped that i only live 10 minutes from the station and i don't have to

take the freeway. I have the luxury of just being able to take the main one road the entire way. So I could get away with going at about 20 miles an hour tops on that road at about four in the morning. I have some friends in Austin and they lost power. One of my friends, 38 hours have you lost any power at all i did lose power for about a solid 25 26 hours oh wow yeah i heard all this stuff oh well one of my friends in austin like their car was completely frozen they couldn't even open the trunk so yeah they just stayed home but i heard all this stuff is gonna drive up oil prices because oil can't get throughout the country so gas up your car now just fyi so i can mess it up for us texas yeah yeah thanks tyler this is all you you you cost all this but you putting it out there gravitational pull's been different since he arrived tyler like jinx the state of texas by

saying oh hey guys look we have a little snow coming oh it's gonna be a winter wonderland keep talking crap about california i'm wearing a tank top today. Yeah, cool. Congratulations. I don't give a damn, okay? Oh, wow. Served. I drove around about an hour looking for any kind of convenience store, CVS, just looking to see if they had any kind of bottled water because now we're on a boiled water advisory.

So I'm looking around for bottled water. Is it raining water? Look, it's raining water. Is it the dark ages over there? I know. It really is the dark ages. How is the state this unprepared? I know.

You guys get flooded. The hurricanes. There's no natural disaster. That's the thing. I get it. I get it. Snow, it's different. But there was no nationals.

You guys didn't have bottled water? You never prepared for anything? At first, I felt bad. It's the dark ages or something, man. At first, I felt bad for them and then I realized I don't feel bad for you guys because you have bottled water? You never prepared for anything? At first, I felt bad. It's the dark ages or something, man. At first, I felt bad for them, and then I realized I don't feel bad for you guys. Because you had literally, like, a week and a half prepared. You're out of lines, hours of lines in the grocery store. You're out of food.

You had a heads up. It's been two days. This is literally, so my buddy works with the, like, with Powerlines, and so he works with the electronics and electrics or whatever. He works in electronics? Oh, RadioShack? Cool. You got PS5s? My buddy works for A radio shack? My buddy works for the power company. My buddy works for the power company. There you go.

Thanks for fixing my brain fart. And he told me basically the East Coast, the Central and the West Coast, they all have collective power grids. So if one goes out, you pull power from somewhere else. Texas is the only place that doesn't do that. They have their own power grid because they didn't want regulation.

So for once, Texas being Texas kind of F themselves. For being America. For being America. Well, it's American to freeze. So have fun. Yeah. So apparently that was a recent thing that just happened. And I've asked the people that I work with at the station that lived here during Hurricane Harvey about three years ago.

And they said, don't get us wrong. The hurricane was awful. The entire city flooded. It was a giant mess, but not once did we lose power during that storm. So I don't understand how the power grid, and this may have been before they switched over to that thing. It's possible, but I don't understand how the power grid could have withstood a hurricane, the damage it caused after, but we can't handle a three-day snowstorm so we've had so many people leave california to move to texas and then so i

started teasing them because i started posting instagram stories of like you know it's 69 degrees here in la and my dog's outside sunbathing and they're all they're all getting mad at me but it's funny because i'm like doing that to clown them but then I have friends that are in New Zealand and it's like no masks, music festivals going on, they're just like camping and partying and all this stuff Also was it Texas everyone there clowning

all of us because they're like hey it's America we're open look at everything we get to do as opposed to you guys. I just move to Texas and buy a house for half the price and then not get home insurance and then have to pay the exact same amount to rebuild it again, which ends up costing just as much as a California home. Oh, no. All right.

Well, moving on. Tell you what, Eric, Randy, joke's on you. I'm going to be watching live sports this year. Oh, damn. By yourself. Yeah, think about that when you freeze to death in your apartment. All right. So Randy moved in. my lady, my wife.

My lady. Yeah, my lady. Are you used to saying that yet, my wife? No, I'm not. Weird, isn't it? Yeah, I never really actually, because I said I would talk about my wedding here on the podcast, and I was waiting to talk about it on the Woody Show, which we brought it up, but I never gave any details on it. Yeah, i was waiting for all of that and then you know

obviously i guess we're never talking about this so i just have to i i did get married at taco bell cantina in las vegas my big wedding uh still up in the air on when that's gonna happen so that that went down but anyways so my my wife ordered some potatoes and she thought she was going to order five potatoes. Right. But she ends up ordering five bags of potatoes. And so I naturally brought them to the station. And who swooped them up right away?

That would be Randy, everybody. Yeah. Well, I saw an opportunity. I was like, you know what? That means five less bags I have to buy at the store. Or four less bags. So how is it living on your own now? We've told you it's expensive.

You don't even realize how expensive it is and you've been getting by. What are your daily meals? So my daily meals, okay, so for breakfast, depending on what time I wake up, if I have enough time, I'll make some eggs, maybe get some bread, sort of just get something in me to fill me up, some carbs and get out the door. Usually ground beef and veggies, like frozen veggies for lunch. And then sometimes, majority this week, my dinner's been oatmeal. Nice.

I feel like you flipped that. You go to oatmeal breakfast, ground beef dinner. Yeah, I'm still working out the case. We said, dude, you're going to lose a ton of weight. I hope so. The second I started living on my own, when I wasn't making a decent living, I lost a ton of weight. Because all your money goes to rent. I know.

And electricity and internet and your cell phone. And food becomes maybe the last priority. I don't need to eat until dinner. It's like 11 a.m. I would still be worried, though, because I think Randy is the type of person that maybe he won't eat the right things and his body will start cameling all those carbs. Yeah, that's been my issue, too. And start bulking and bloating a little bit. Like Eric recommended to me that he was like, oh, a cup of noodles is going to be your friend.

So I bought some cup of noodles. And I think I just ate too many cup of noodles. You sick of it? Not that I'm sick of it. It's just that, you know, when you eat something and you start thinking to yourself, like, this can't be good for me. Well, how many did you eat in a day? No, it wasn't how many I ate in a day. It's just consecutively I would have like one or like lunch,

dinner, maybe lunch. I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, this can't be good. I gotta get something like a variety. It's so weird because Tyler has like a full-on deli at his place and I don't understand how he pulls that off. I don't think he does. Very, very carefully. Why? How do understand how he pulls that off. I don't think he does. I think very, very carefully. Why?

How do you manage your money that you're able to pull off a deli? I actually just want 20 bucks at a bet. So I spent at the deli. Oh my God. All right. Oh, he's speaking to which not to go back to Tyler, but I will for what this one time I ever will in this podcast ever promise.

Tyler, did all your food survive? Oh, actually. Yeah, I did did so i never once opened my fridge or freezer i opened it up uh yesterday once the power came back on and everything was fine yeah that's crazy i hear it does if you do not open your fridge yeah like it can go quite a while yeah oxygen just keeps it sealed yeah kind of like avocado when you put

all the cold anyways who cares the oxygen oxygen messes it all up and just oxidizes your food as long as you keep it closed. It's all nice and compact. Eric would just move too. Oh yeah, not yet though. I just signed a lease but I will be moving this weekend.

Loser. It's down in California. And you're close to a Lazy Dog restaurant and a Black Bear diner. Walking distance to Black Bear within five minutes. Lazy Dog's probably like

a 20 minute hike if I'm really feeling it. So jealous. Actually, it's so fat. Dude, Madison moving to the wrong spot, minutes. Lazy Dog's probably like 20 minute hike if I'm really feeling it. Actually, it's so fat. Dude, Madison moved me to the wrong spot, man.

I know. I'm already at Lazy Dog as it is way too often. Now it's within like a two minute Uber ride if I'm a little too sauced to get home. The Habit,

In-N-Out, Chick-fil-A, Black Bear Diner, Porto's is down the street on Firestone. What's that? Yeah, dude, this is all

within probably 10 minute walk. It's honestly not even the fact that I don't want to walk. It's that the street that I live on in particular, which allegedly may or may not be. Nice putting that out there. Okay, great. See, I did a little spray chart. So you got to pinpoint to find me.

Randy's like, this is my cross street and my intersection. I don't want anyone to know where I live. But here's the food places. Here's my street. Here's my number on the street. All right. So side tangent that has to do with this. There's this dude who sells coffee in front of his apartment.

It's like this community coffee thing, right? What? I walk by. I'll leave it. It's so California. Yeah, I know. I walk by. I'm like, oh, dude, I'd love a cup of coffee.

Why not? I don't want to make it. And he's like, wait a second. Do you work on the Woody Show? And I'm like, son of a bitch. Sweet. Yeah, I do. Free. But that's never how it goes because I don't want to make it and he's like wait a second do you work on the woody show and i'm like son of a bitch sweet yeah i do free but that's never how it goes because i don't have the i don't have the and to use the word again cloud it's like i'm like you're in a woody show t-shirt i'm like yeah no i'm not a dick oh sorry it was your joyd fudd t-shirt right i'm like

a i'm like a practice squad player where it's like oh my god you're on the team you're like you're on the miami dolphins sort of dude I'm the placeholder. What do you mean? You're Randy the Cam Man, a.k.a. Intern Randy, a.k.a. Board Op Randy. You have more clout than either me or Eric. You have sexiness. You're literally the king of podcasts. I don't have menace clout.

You can at least get player price. You're like the left tackle. You're really integral to the whole system, but nobody knows who the left tackle is i'm sure like if i really try hard enough i could probably get some stuff but it's like i don't want to be that guy i would honestly look no one can agree with me but you have more clout than cameron okay there's some there are some radio djs that are super embarrassing about that kind of stuff they're like over the top blant no shame try to get stuff for free like we'll tell that person am i paying for this type stuff i would never do that

and i feel like the hardest thing to offer stuff cool i'm down okay yeah i would never say oh can i get that for free so it's like what things what things i presented multiple times this week you got a gaming chair here ready i was gonna ask if. You got a gaming chair here, Randy. So, Randy, I was going to ask if Randy gets a gaming chair. Is he going to use that clock to get it for free? Well, no shit. What a stupid question. I think the ice froze your brain too, Tyler. Come on.

Speaking of gaming, Nintendo Direct, it was an event. It was an online virtual event. Yeah. Yeah. Sort of presenting some games. Sort of talking about what's going down. They do this regularly. There was so much stuff.

I was on TheVerge.com, and they go, the top 20 things you missed at Nintendo Direct. I'm like, oh, this must have been a pretty big event. Oh, dude. When I scrolled through it real quick, the only thing that stood out was the Mario Golf. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah, that's the sad part. The nice thing then, like, this is a great time. Anytime Nintendo does something, it is a great time for a games journalist

because then they can just go back and pull some BS article of like, all my favorite Nintendo games ranked. Oh, hey, guys, here's our favorite DLCs of all time because they announced one DLC here. My favorite thing is, though, is that Nintendo announced a remake of a Zelda game, but it's like a Zelda game literally no one asked for. They're like, oh, sick. All right.

Thanks, I guess. The biggest downside of this is that, so Nintendo does this regularly. I think it's like what? Every like four or five, six months. I think it's, I think it's been a while. Like they do announcement stuff,

but what they had like Nintendo direct, it's been a, it's been a minute since they had at least six months. But anyways, they do it regularly. And usually there's all this hype. Oh man, they're going to announce this.

So this year's or this event hype was they're gonna announce this so this year's event hype was they're gonna announce all this DLC for Super Smash Brothers all these different characters from all these different video game franchises are gonna be coming because Super Smash Brothers has all the Nintendo characters as Sonic the Hedgehog, Snake from Metal Gear they announced like the

two worst characters possible I don't even know who the hell they are. Do you think they're coming out with a new console? Because this is all for the Switch, right? Everyone thought there was something that was going to happen, and it didn't. They also thought that there was going to be a big Pokemon announcement because Nintendo, Pokemon, right?

They thought that they were going to announce the remaking of some games from the Nintendo DS. Nothing. But Nintendo did say the Pokemon company has announcements in the next two weeks for their anniversary. So did they pull the announcements for that? I mean, they were,

everyone's expecting something really big. And then they announced a remaking a game from 2011 and Mario tennis, or sorry, Mario golf. I did. I wouldn't, I won't poopoo on Mario golf. I mean,

I'll play it. I want to try it. I'll try it. Um, I did see another article attach that this around the same time this company i never even heard of hyperkins yeah they came out with the retro n so it looked like the nintendo gamecube but apparently you can play your game boy games on it on your television yeah hyperkin they've uh they sort of dabble in the uh i think they're called the raspberry pies like the small little micro computers that you can program to like play these things and do these things

they've been around for a while yeah they've been the uh the company if you can't find like a retro nes they were the company that you would go to like fries or radio shack or something and they would have those all in one so they were the first people to have a a system that played nes and super nintendo games uh-huh and then they keep adding from there. So then it's Super Nintendo N64, Super Nintendo GameCube. So if you ever hear anyone talking about playing Atari games or old stuff, usually, unless they have the legitimate consoles, it's on HyperCab.

Yeah, this console is going to come out March 25th. Only $75. And it looks like it's straight up GameCube. Yeah, they're pretty cheap. And they work really well. From all the reviews I've seen, they work really well. Speaking of retro, have you watched Young Rock yet? Come on, Bort. I have not, but I want to.

You can totally watch it. I had other things to watch. I will. So Young Rock, I'm telling you, if you love 80s, 90s wrestling, you're going to love Young Rock because it has all the wrestlers in it. I won't give away too much, but you're like to love Young Rock because it has all the wrestlers in it. I won't give away too much, but you're like, oh my God, these are all the wrestlers that I

grew up watching, and now you get little stories about them. I saw the viewership on it was ridiculous. It was like over 5 million, like 50, whatever it was, it was huge. Well, think about it. You post something like that, all of American Samoa and Hawaii is tuning in. We, at least.

We beat every other show out on television right now. It's the rock, man. That's like when Joe Coyd does something and literally all of Hawaii and the Philippines just shuts down. If you want to watch it, you can download Peacock for free. Oh. The NBC app. Just download it and watch it. Seabass here for BlueChew.com.

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Why does it always mean who is always excited for food news? I know. What the heck? Because you're bored starving. I'm like Kenny. You're wasting away. Okay. All in, all out.

Wendy's has a new jalapeno popper chicken sandwich. I'm in. Damn it. I'm the only one. Me and Tyler are the only ones. I mean, I'll probably eat it and then regret it. That's a bad look. That's a bad.

You know what that sounds like? Why? Because whenever Tyler and I are the only ones celebrating a food item or just... Like, Tyler's my support. It's never a good look because it's like, oh, man, you guys will literally eat anything. Exactly.

I'm down for some jalapeno poppers, but I always regret eating them because I'm like, ah, I feel a little daring. Yeah, I know what this... Into the spice. You know what this sounds like? This sounds like the kind of thing you would find at Jack in the Box

for the munchie meals. I think there might have been one, but I'm thinking I may be confusing it with the mozzarella sticks cheese burger. Oh, yeah. The mozzarella sticks

grilled cheese. Dude, yes. The grilled cheese burger they had, which again, to Eric's point, I would always eat those things, which would be like

a bucket of fries, and then I'd go to sleep like an hour later. You wake up the next day and you feel bad about yourself. Horrible. You see it in the trash can or kind of on your floor just kind of like like a dead body a corpse why did i do that with the open ranch packets i know and then you feel like three pounds heavier than i feel so dirty like i'm hungry let's go get some right now so dirty this is adding to the pile of chicken sandwiches out there by the way which i

support because i switched everything up and I started eating way more chicken over red meat. But what kind of chicken sandwich, though? Because I feel like hot chicken chicken sandwiches are different than, say, the chicken patties you usually get. Sometimes I'll get a chicken sandwich, and it's not even a sandwich. It's just a patty, and I'm really disappointed. I don't know.

We're going to have to check it out at Wendy's. The new jalapeno popper chicken sandwich. Here's another thing. Eggo stuffed pancake bites. With chocolate or apple filling. Now, they look like mini corn dogs. They look like corn dog nuggets that you get at A&W. But they're filled with either chocolate or apple filling.

Oh, yeah. They're round. Oh, dude, that sounds good. I'm in. In? I don't know. Just because I don't like... Randy, you're poured hungry. Just say yes.

I know, I know, I know, but chocolate and apple just don't really... doesn't really appeal to me. I don't know. What? All right. What?

I'm just saying. I don't know. You scarf down a Mars Bar cream, crispy cream donut. Yeah, but it's different if it's like frozen and you microwave it. It's not the same as like a donut.

You are bored. They were just eating a Pop-Tart. What was it? Oh, that was bread. Oh, I was about to, but then there was a donut. The cookie dough Pop-Tart or whatever. Talk about something you eat and then feel dirty after. Like, I'll eat a Pop-Tart at 9 in the morning.

Toss me a Pop-Tart and the flavor's like cupcake confetti, blueberry, raspberry. Chocolate cookie dough. I know we have Fig Newtons in there. The last podcast we talked about how Popeyes was taking away green beans and the Cajun rice off their menu, which I love the Cajun rice, so I'm very upset by that. But they also secretly put on the menu the chicken nuggets. Now, I guess they didn't have them for a while, but now chicken nuggets are back at Popeye's. All in, all out.

Guess I'm all in. I'm telling you, the Habit, they have chicken nugs now straight from. They do? So good, yeah. I love how the Habit does Well, they call them chicken bites, but Same thing. Yeah, but their seasoning that they have on it

is not like their other chicken sandwiches These things are so freaking good I can't get away from the Santa Barbara char When I go to the Habit Now super exciting Other news Has to be For at least for me

Because I have had this Beverage My entire fast food life And it's finally back It's the high C orange at McDonald's Hell yes And I was in the studio when the news was breaking yeah and i tried to tell everybody dude high c orange high c orange is back and they're like what what do you know you guys don't understand i don't get it hold on

this has been around since the 80s this was the only drink that I would ever get at McDonald's until they switched it up and they got some Fanta or whatever. There was no other Hi-C that tasted that way. It was like soda Hi-C. It was good. It was fun. See, I never got Hi-C when I was getting fountain drinks anyways. I would always get Sprite or lemonade.

You're missing out, my friend. It's either your Hi-C or your McDonald's Sprite. It's one of the two. Bort is right. It's different Hi-C. Don't be at all. Because you would get the little box ones at home, the same flavor. No, it's not. No, no. Is it carbonated? Yeah, it's carbonated. I guess you could judge a person off of what they ordered

to drink at McDonald's, like Hi-C or Sprite. That was my combo, the Chicken McNuggets and the Sprite. The Nuggets and the Hi-C. Oh my God, with some french fries. Ooh, sweet and sour sauce. Life changing. Alright. Now, other McDonald's news. You guys are going to have to fill me in on this because

I've been seeing a lot of drama online. What's going on with the Pokemon meals at McDonald's? Jesus Christ, man. I don't even know. What's the drama? You can't get them. What is it all about? Break it down. So, it's the anniversary of Pokemon. What is it? 20? 25? 25 years, right? 25 years it down. So, it's the anniversary of Pokemon. What is it? 25 years, right? 25 years of Pokemon. So,

Pokemon Company is doing a bunch of rollouts. They're doing new games, possibly re-release games. They're doing special things. They're having cards in cereal boxes. And the big thing is that, because they did this years ago with the first Pokemon movie and the second Pokemon movie, where they had exclusive cards and toys, you know, at McDonald's and Burger

King and stuff. Exclusive card packs only at McDonald's in a Pikachu Happy Meal box with some other stuff. Whole internet, wild. All the scalpers bought all of them. So they're showing up to McDonald's and just buying everything? I promise you, I guarantee you

there's a handful of managers who lost their jobs because of this. There is one guy, one youtube guy one douchebag of a youtube guy who got over a hundred in one day driving to different mcdonalds and snatched him all up well people were just buying the boxes like you could like before the whole like the shipping boxes that's what i've seen yeah i've seen them on but ebay mercari they're selling them all to my point too though i was like dude either people got reprimanded or they got straight up fired because think about it you just gave away the only like the only toy quote-unquote toy for

your kids meals well now everyone that i mean nobody has the backup toys as far as the cards go though but like that means every time someone comes in they're expecting the cards and you don't have it because you sold them you're gonna get fired see i see that i know the problem here guys pretty blatant why are they allowing people to buy multiple Happy Meals at one time? I was in line at one in Glendale, out of Pokemon toys. And I'm like, oh, damn, that sucks. I wasn't going to get it because, you know, I'm like, I don't want to buy them out because I know there's a problem.

I want kids to get them, whatever. I'm not going there to buy it in general. But then I see it like out of Pokemon toys, sold out. And it says beneath it, like I'm assuming before they were sold out, the sign said, limit five Pokemon meals per purchase. I purchase i'm like well that's the problem right there why are you why are you allowing five at a time you better have five kids with you yeah you better literally you have junior junior and junior get and that's three like why are you like five at a time to begin with unless you have kids with you or you could show a photo hey here's me and my kids like why are you doing

this it makes no sense look all of us are fans of this i'm not gonna say i wouldn't have bought like one to get like a pack or eric would have and and again see randy i like buying like the whole stock yeah yeah yeah so i i saw that the uh the pokemon company mcdonald's have responded on the shortage of it by the way and they said we love seeing the fans passion for our limited happy meal promotion celebrating 25 years of pokemon and we also want to address the shortages and tell people that maybe you should limit the happy meals that you're selling to the customers but we'll try to get more out as soon as we can and that's it these aren't like guys that like the pokemon these guys like selling them yeah they're just flipping them yeah you uh brett and and randy have shown me people 85 bucks for a, no. 85 bucks for one card.

Like, come on, guys. Yeah. One card. I think there's even a card like stock X is selling boxes of this stuff. Yeah. I think there's a car like Pikachu with the McDonald's hat on.

That's good. That's good money. And the sad thing is, man, they're going crazy for this. Now it's going to go away again. You're spending all this money. You're flipping all these things.

That's just kind of how it goes though. You got to ride the wave. I know, but just let the kids enjoy it. We got to enjoy it. Let them enjoy it. Wow. Society screwed itself when they allowed Michael Jordan to be like,

F them kids. That's Randy's life motto. So Randy, Tyler, and Eric do Tailgater Sports. Tailgatersports.com. It's a sports podcast. You need to check it out. If you don't already, make sure you follow, tailgater sports.com. It's a sports podcast. You need to check it out. If you don't already make sure you follow at tailgater sports on Instagram. Uh,

is anything exciting happening in sports right now? Really? I mean, I know the NBA, all these injuries, let's let the sports producer go ahead and jump in. Yeah. We actually just had,

we actually just had some breaking news about two hours ago. Uh, Carson Wentz, uh, the main quarterback in philadelphia got traded to indianapolis well he wasn't the main that's why he got traded so yeah well i mean there was a quarterback controversy yeah yeah he had a huge contract right yeah he's yeah he got injured nick foals won the the super bowl against tom brady and the pats what three years ago now

yeah three years ago he had a massive contract to the point where there's a lot of numbers involved, but basically it's costing Philadelphia money to trade him. That's how bad the situation was. They got nothing back. They got screwed. Yeah, it goes back to how sick is it to be a pro athlete who was good, and then you suck, and then you get paid to go play somewhere else, and then you get paid from two places. It's kind of a weird spot.

You got a lot of college basketball and basketball going on, so if you're not a basketball person, you're kind of just in this lull and you're waiting for the NFL draft. And there's hockey going on, which is fun. I did see some big tennis stuff. You had Naomi Osaka. She beat Serena Williams. That's pretty huge.

We did this thing on the Woody Show just recently. What was your last Amazon purchase? So we put a bunch of stuff in a box and then Cameron picked them out blindly. And then we had to select, you know, who bought what and things like that. But I just want to ask you guys just straight up, what was your last Amazon purchase? I'll share mine as you're looking yours up. There was something that wasn't picked out of the box because we ran out of time. I bought 300 mini rubber bands. Now, why would I want 300 mini rubber bands? Did you get a rubber band gun?

No, I didn't. I wish. That'd be awesome. That's disappointing. No. So I have... Hot sauces. Nope.

Damn it. I have a pair of pants where this zipper constantly goes down. Constantly. Will not stay up. And I try to look online for different things that I could use to keep the zipper up and people just kept on recommending mini rubber bands so that's why i

have 300 of them because you can't just buy too many rubber bands so i'm trying to think how that would work how does because you put it through the little tiny oh and you go a little tiny hole the zipper okay and then you put it on the big button the button okay that makes sense i was like i'm like tight and it in knot? I like button pants more than zip pants. All day, every day. Buttons, Velcro, whatever. You need a zipper. Anything else is a waste of time. See, I actually like

the button-ups because I used to wear the 501 Levi's. And you never have to worry about your fly being down. Yeah, it was very rare. It takes like 10 minutes to... I guess I'm just not good with buttons. It takes like 10 minutes to undo your pants. When you pull it off, it's just like ripped. Yeah.

Like friggin' Chippendales. I got really excited when like skinny fit people started making like sweatpants, an okay thing to wear out in public. Sweatpants, man. That's my go-to all the time, anytime. Okay. Jogger, joggers. Jogger, yeah.

The shoestring belting guy. Who wants to go next on what you bought on Amazon recently? I bought a bunch of like boring apartment stuff. I got Airwick plug-in scent, oil, little car things. Is that because your mom banned those in your house? Oh, yeah, dude. Are you kidding me? I bought scented detergent, all that stuff.

I'm living it up right now. Is your mom like one of those people that don't like scented stuff? My mom is ravey. My mom is really ravey. Do you remember when we talked to Randy's mom on the phone once? She almost threw him out because he had like an airwick thing to make his room not smell one of our old phone screeners from san francisco that used to work on the show her name's vanessa shout out to vanessa real quick um she works at amazon now and she lived in this apartment

building and one of her neighbors came to her door and said, Hey, I just want to give you these shampoos because I can smell your shampoo through the vents. So here's some unscented shampoos. So there's people that are crazy like that. Bitch, I would have lost my mind. I'd start pouring stuff through the drain just to mess with people. I would pour her some in her freaking mailbox. Yeah. All right, who's next? I could go. I'll go next. I'm kind of in her freaking mailbox. Yeah. All right, who's next?

I could go. I'll go next. I'm kind of in the same boat. So, like, my last official purchase on Amazon was the rubber liners for, like, cabinetry and drawers. You know, like the kind of foam rubber so your cups don't slide around. Oh, yeah, yeah. Almost like spongy and kind of like grid. But before that, Psyduck Funko Pop.

Yeah! So, that was the last one. Nice! I'm to blame that I was Psyduck Funko Pop so that was what Oscar was I'm to blame for like six of his Funko Pop purchases he drops them in my inbox, he slides in my DMs and I have to buy them a lot I guess the last purchase I had that was like a fun purchase, not a boring adult purchase was I bought, this is kind of a gift for you guys actually

it is the 2022 Pokemon day to day calendar oh nice day to day calendars have gotten pretty big back here. You can see there's one over there, a Pokemon one. I got the We Rate the Dogs one over here. Eric almost punched me the other day because I came in early and I told Brett, I was like, Brett, watch this.

I'm going to piss off Eric. And I ripped off the day thing. It's a thing, man. I rip it off and sometimes they're cool, sometimes they're not as cool, but me and Brett enjoy that part of our day. We look at our freaking- Oh, and Randy wanted to ruin it. Dude, I came in, and it was sitting on my desk.

I looked at Brett. First thing I said, I was like, what the F is that? And it was peeled off, sat right in my workspace. Dude, who peeled off my day? Immediately, like, did Randy do this? I was so mad. Get him, Brett. Okay, I don't want to go with a theme here,

but my last purchase was Pokemon Adventures in the Orange. Who do I work with? Dude, 25th anniversary, man. We're hooked. Dude, it was on sale for like $8. I find it so funny how like what, five or so years ago, people were convinced that Pokemon had no reach. Yeah, it was dead.

Pokemon is massive. Look what's on the wall! Well, what's the fact? What's the stat? It's like the second biggest grossing company in the world. Oh, it's a huge franchise. Number one.

Number one grossing company. We have a Detective Pikachu poster on the wall. Yeah, but people want to deny it. Yeah, and you know... Oh, yeah, that movie that you spoiled the ending for me, you bastard.

Oh, wow. Yeah, well, it's okay. That's after Ravy crapped on it and we all had to save it. But you know why I bought that was because all the seasons of Pokemon were on Hulu and then they took them all off. Bastards. And I'm canceling Hulu, so screw it. We all had to save it. But you know why I bought that? It was because all the seasons of Pokemon were on Hulu, and then they took them all off.

Bastards. And I'm canceling Hulu, so screw it. I'll just buy the DVDs. All right. Hell yeah. Tyler? I'm interested. 2003 Xbox controller.

It's actually, it is slightly Xbox related. No, the last thing I bought, I bought an AV to HDMI converter because I remembered when I bought the original Xbox off OfferUp, I looked at the cables and I was like, oh, yeah, it's the red, white, and yellow cable. TVs don't have this anymore. RCA cables, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I didn't remember the name. My bad. So I was like, I need to get an HDMI converter. So that's the last thing I bought. At least your name is a technical producer. Remember when there was red, white, and yellow, and then there was the brief time when there was like green, like green blue yeah i'm literally donating one of those this weekend i just found it they say at the end of the year into next year all the way into 2023 that retail

sales are gonna be through the roof so people are gonna be spending money what is the next purchase that you want to do oh wow question i would love to uh you know uh i don't know it's feasible not like i'll want to buy a lamborghini or like what is the next item that you're gonna buy i'm probably going well i mean something household appliance same here yeah i gotta buy a refrigerator same because i'm moving i got either a fridge or a couch i'd like it to be a tv because we're downgrading from our TV because my roommate has a nice big like 72 inch. Now I got to go to my like 38.

Oh, no. So you got to tell me about it. No. No. So like I really want to pull the trigger on the TV first. Don't do that to yourself. But I need to have a fridge and a couch before I can watch TV. Amazon.

It's a TCL TV. Oh, yeah. TCL. Yeah, no. I know I can get a big one for like, you know, Roku's give me like 70 for 600 bucks or something like that, you know, or cheaper. But I need a fridge or a couch before I can watch TV. You're dumb, bro. Just go out and eat food.

TV's important. Have a small one. It's small. We listed 100 restaurants you live in. Eric, have fun watching the hockey game on your fridge, you freaking weenie. I'm totally doing that. That's the fridge I'm buying. Don't forget, Mesa's been talking has been talking about that since we've met him

believe it or not that's the fridge because I've been talking about it for like 6 years the fridge with the TV in it but I'm actually, believe it or not I'm buying the cheapest one available there's 4 different models and I'm buying the cheapest one

and the reason is, not because it is the cheapest one it's because it is set cheapest one yeah it's because it is set up to be side by side you open the door and you go from top to bottom you can see the freezer right right because i don't like the drawer freezers where the bottom part of the refrigerator is a drawer yes because you forget what you have in your freezer yeah so the more expensive ones are the drawer ones i don't't want it. So I'm getting the side by side, which is the cheapest one. Plus the most annoying thing about the drawer ones is they're so easy to not like, like if you, depending on how you stack your food, you're, it's so easy

for that door to be left just a little bit open and for hot air to get inside. That's always the issue we have with the fridge in my mom's house. See, I think I've had such cheap fridges my entire life with the freezer up top. I can't have it any other way. I'd be confused every time I go to the fridge now. I don't mind it. Wow, you bougie douche. I don't mind the fridge. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, wait. Did we discuss this on the last podcast where Randy said he got a fridge? He's like, oh, it's a smaller fridge.

The freezer isn't that big. You know, it's one of those ones that's only like six feet tall and it has the freezer on top. And we're like, oh, you mean the freezer we've had and the fridge we've had our entire lives? I said i don't mind is and i don't mind the same fridge that i have that brett's talking about yeah i wasn't on you i was talking about i have the exact same fridge and i don't mind it i actually like it yeah nowadays so whatever my new place for the very very first time i'm gonna have my own garage oh nice so that means i'm gonna have a garage refrigerator

too i'm gonna have a freezer because i'm definitely gonna have my dream of having a doomsday bunker type style house where you know i could just dude i'm just gonna live in this house for five months straight you know the power's out i'm'm going to be off the grid. I'm going all in on that crap. That is another dream of mine. But you can get those garage refrigerators and stuff like that super cheap. It costs nothing. Careful.

You're saying that's your dream to have that? Because Randy's been living that his entire life with a garage fridge. Well, he grew up in Bel Air, dude. I did not grow up in Bel Air. He's all fancy. We get it. I mean, I grew up in Whittier, and I had two fridges.

I had one in my house. Well, don't do this to yourself. Yeah, but when you have 65 siblings, you don't eat either. That was just necessity, dude. That wasn't just a flex. I'm surprised you didn't have three. Look, we can either have another bedroom or another fridge. We're going with the fridge, okay?

Sometimes Tyler sees incoming fire, and he's like, you know what? I'm just going to step in front of it. All right, guys. Well, I'm going to wrap this up. Sorry that we were a little bit late this week. Well, I mean, we're back on our normal schedule. Yeah, I know.

It's just been quite a while since we had a podcast out because Tyler. Yeah, Tyler, why didn't we record Tailgater this week? Oh, yeah. You know, I had no power and was worried for my safety. Oh, you. Look, you're fine. Okay. Now that we, by the way, I would have bought a camera.

Thanks for asking us. Yeah. Now that we have a little bit of time, some leeway. Here's the thing with Tyler being in this whole cold situation. Tyler, have you never heard of like a jacket or like a sweater? Hey, dude, I have a jacket and I have all this stuff. Dude, you're built like a bear. It's like the entire Southeast never heard of just weather below 50 degrees.

It should not be snowing in Houston, Mississippi and Alabama. This is not normal. It's not like you didn't have a heads up. It just came out of nowhere. There's a thing called the Weather Channel, weather reports. You usually have a seven-day forecast. Wow. Joke's on you.

You think I get TV like that. For a state that's so afraid of God and denies climate control. I mean, hey. Snow in Houston, Texas? I don't know. Especially you, Tyler. I'm just saying. You meant climate Houston, Texas? I don't know. Especially you, Tyler. I'm just saying. You meant climate change, right?

Climate change. No, he believes that the president has a machine that controls the climate. Obama showed Biden how to use the machine. Yeah, right? You know what it is, guys? You know what the conspiracy theory is? You're going to love this one, Brett. Yes?

You know, because all these people that are leaving California and turning these other states blue, right? This is just people using weather weapons to make them afraid to move to Texas to turn Texas blue. Weather weapons. We're trying to freeze the commies out. Well, I mean, it works. Look at Tyler, man. He's ready to come back.

No, I did see him. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's make one thing clear. I never said I was ready to come back. I am not coming back.. I never said I was ready to come back. I am not coming back. I did see a bunch of people online saying, I'm rethinking my move to Texas now. Weather weapons!

If the weather is making you not want to move to Texas, I'm sorry. You're a bitch. They're prisoners of the moment. They'll fit right in with Tyler. It's almost like I can live in California, enjoy the sun, maybe an occasional ground's almost like I can live in California, enjoy the sun, maybe an occasional ground shaking, or I can move to Texas,

live in a house built out of popsicle sticks and balsa wood and just, you know, hope it doesn't snow. Yeah, how bad were those houses that were just leaking water, man? Hey, Randy, want to know something cool? I didn't have to pay for my fridge. Oh, damn, son. Neither did I, dumbass.

Also, you didn't get to use your fridge for a whole 26 hours. How was the studio floor? Okay, guys. Anyways, Neither denied, dumbass. Also, you didn't get to use your fridge for a whole 26 hours. How was the studio floor? Okay, guys. Anyways, back to what I was saying. Dude, don't you have the stuff we had when we went to Big Bear? You think I haven't done this? It's still cold.

Yes, I did wear shorts in Big Bear. Well, they say you can be under 1,000 blankets and still be cold. That's not how it works. That's true. And all we have to do is wait for Randy to miss one gas payment when he doesn't have money. He'll be in the same boat. It's funny you mention that.

I posted a picture on my Instagram story. Hey, it's Randall. Of me in the dark on my laptop. And I'm like, the electricity bill is not going to pay itself. Because I was telling Eric the other day, my roommate loves to leave the lights on at night. So I wake up and I'm like, bro, why are all the lights on? When that first bill hits you, you're going to change that real quick.

First conversation I had about it, hey, man, your roommate, we've done what we can, right? He's like, yeah. He already talked to me about dishes, and I already talked to him about electricity. I'm like, welcome to roommate life, dude. Sounds about right. Because, bro, the left side is the clean dishes. The right side is the dirty dishes.

He was putting the dirty dishes in the left side. I'm like, dog. He's an animal. There's a drip tray at the bottom of the left side. What are we doing here? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I do the dirty on the left and the clean on the right. Yeah, but the garbage disposal is on one side, not the other side.

Yeah, Tyler, when you're standing in your underwear doing dishes, do you put it on the left side or the right side? Dirty on the left, clean on the right. Paper plates only in that apartment all right guys well what's that he licks him make sure you listen to the broadcast with boards oh yeah just go to the broadcast.com that's the broadcast.com please boards check out young rock on mbc not a plug not a sponsor i think you might enjoy it i probably will and maybe i'll talk about on the broadcast download peacock it's free

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Tyler acts like he's stationed in Siberia. Hey, look. It's not like we don't keep to weird hours and Tyler wasn't at a station for 24 to 32 hours. You guys could have found 10 minutes. Come on, Tyler. You'll be all right, Tyler. You'll be all right. It's all good. All right. So tailgatersports.com.

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He came by The Woody Show, and he talked about it. It's kind of been off the top of mind for me. They're making a movie about his life. Yeah. Steven Spielberg is involved. Yeah. That's right. It's kind of a big deal. You know, it's funny.

I just came across that interview because that was back when everything was still happening for him. And he sold out the forum and he was about to go to Oregon. Isn't today Joe Coy Day? I think Joe Coy posted something about today being Joe Coy Day in his hometown. Really? Hold on. I think today's Joe Coy Day. Oh, my God.

October 16th, 2020. I could have sworn he posted something about it being Joe Coy Day in like Seattle, Washington or something. Hey, what's up dawg What's up bro We're recording the podcast and we're shouting out your podcast And then Randy said You're on the podcast by the way we're recording Oh nice

Was it Joe Coy Day today or yesterday Yesterday Alright it was yesterday Nice information Oh I'm sorry guys I'm the one that brought it up Washington State How cool is that Should we

Go to the wedding got dinner Yeah and celebrated We should have celebrated We also we shout out the book We're excited about the book Hell yeah and the movie We shout out the movie as well Dude I love you man we're making moves I got announcements coming really soon Excited about the book. Thank you, bro. Hell yeah. And the movie. We shouted out the movie as well.

Dude, I love you, man. We're making moves. I got announcements coming really soon on who I'm casting, but it's looking really nice. All right. Dope, man. Well, we won't bug you anymore. We're just wrapping this up, but I just want to make sure that we got all our information correct for you. Oh, I love you, man.

All right, brother. I'll talk to you later. All right. Bye. All right. Well, I was in the ballpark. Yeah, you were close. That's pretty close. How many Joe Coy days are there? I just looked. There's like

four. Well, I'm sure he has one in the Philippines. I'm sure he has one in Hawaii. There's one on each island. There's one in Seattle and one in Washington. I'm surprised he doesn't have one in Vegas. I'm sure he will. Oh, just wait. Just wait. And then we'll get one in LA. You know, I think every day is Jokoy Day.

Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure eventually every Filipino is going to set apart a day that's just to honor him. Instead of Spirit Day, it's Jokoy Day. It's Jokoy Day. Make sure you check out our friends, Matt and Kim. They're a band at mattandkim.com or wherever you find music. Just search Matt and Kim. Make sure you listen to The Woody Show, the mothership that puts everything together.

Just open up the iHeartRadio app and just search The Woody Show. Eric, do you have anything? Oh, wait. Hold on. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yeah, I'm going to go warm up. I'm freezing over here. All right.

Nice. Randy. I have no heat, dick. I think I'll let Eric go first. No. That's a callback to last podcast where we called Randy and Tyler out that they will just echo whatever Eric says. We're just getting chatting up. There's no tailgater this week.

So they, they're really out. What I was going to say beside, uh, before I said my joke of, well, let her go first was, uh,

I think we should end every podcast with a weird conspiracy theory that, uh, menace brings up. I enjoyed that. Well, whether weapons, whether weapons. Yeah.

All right. That's cool. That was like 10 minutes ago. That's my point guys. I enjoyed that. Weather weapons. Weather weapons. All right. That's cool. That was like 10 minutes ago. That's my point, guys. That's another callback right there, everybody. See what happens when I don't start the sign-off? And the podcast. All right.

I guess never again, Eric. I'm going to wait for you, Eric. Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yes. Not only is Everyday Joe Coy Day, but apparently every day here is apparently Pokemon Day. Oh, yeah. Happy 25th anniversary, Pokemon.

I'm still looking for the game. Hit me up. So I know you do a sports podcast, and you have your podcasts on everything you do, like aliens, ghosts, wrestling, all the stuff that you're into. Yep. But does there need to be a Pokemon podcast? A Pokecast? I mean... I don't know. We don't have enough time. the stuff that you're into yep but does there need to be a pokemon podcast a pokecast i mean

i don't know we don't have enough we had time what day we're gonna record that one yeah i mean we can do a couple special edition podcasts oh what if we do a crossover episode it starts with one and it goes over all three oh heck yeah and then it just leads to Pokey. Yeah, exactly. Pokey bowls? Pokey. Spicy Nacho, if she would be down, she's into Pokemon. Well. She would know all that. Bring her on. Let's do this. Come on, Pokemon episode.

She knows all the characters. I was like, whatever. Okay, Menace is out. Spicy Nacho's in. Tyler, how much Pokemon knowledge do you have? I know some, but I could brush up because I just want to be involved. That's sweet. At least he's honest. He's honest. Isn't I just want to be involved. That's sweet. At least he's honest.

He's honest. Isn't that Tyler's motto, man? That's true. But no, even if he's freezing, he still wants to be involved. So there you go. What a sweetie. I know. All right.

Speaking of Tyler, I want everybody to remember how much complaining is going on about it's cold when it's 112 in summer and he's like oh it's hot we're gonna never win with this dude in Houston man. Here's another thing that he's. Oh it's raining it's flooding. Well here's another thing that he's not. Tornadoes. He's not used to that he's gonna enjoy.

Women. Is this thing that that's a good one I'll pause for that Here's another thing he's not used to. It's a little thing that's not fun for large guys like us. Oh, I know where you're going. It's called humidity. Yeah, everybody. Oh, no.

Forgot about that. I've been there. Oh, no. This dude, remember when his power went out when he lived in Whittier for five minutes and he was sweating through his shirt? Oh, that's right. Dude, you're screwed, man. Now, he said he's been there, but he hasn't lived day to day

where it's like 30 days straight. With the bugs. The countdown's on. We have four months till summer. You're going to be begging for power outages and snow, man. My butthole's still sweaty. I'm going to drop mad weight.

Let's go. Alright, guys. Well, I hope everybody enjoyed drop mad weight. Let's go. Not with all that white bread. All right, guys. Well, I hope everybody enjoyed this podcast. Please rate and review it. Just go to whatsthenewpod.com. That's whatsthenewpod.com. That'll take you to every single place this podcast is heard.

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