What's New Podcast - The Bay vs. LA, Crocs, Eating with Significant others, Sports and Gaming
Episode Date: July 10, 2020On this episode we talk The Bay vs. LA, Crocs, Eating with Significant others, Sports and Gaming...
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort aka Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric aka Nick Soundwave.
We're also joined by Randy who's radio dj and he works on the
woody show morning show and of course we always have special guest tyler in the house with us
what's up tyler how are you doing what's up i always love being the special guest i always
feel so special i know and um so we had an epic time just recently we rented a party house over
in palm springs and we covered that on our last podcast, but that was only for four days. And then after that, I went to the San Francisco
Bay area. And while I was there, my future brother-in-law, I was observing him playing
video games and it clicked in my head like, Hey, this guy, he works on a morning radio show in
San Francisco and he's super into video games and he's around the same age as Tyler and Randy they should all be friends on Xbox I said to him his name is Sal I said Sal
dude you got to play Randy and Tyler on Xbox he goes dude I'll kill them in any game right
so I go oh really you'll kill them in any All right. So I called up Randy instantly on the phone and got him on speakerphone.
And then Randy was like, oh, bring it, bring it.
And then he starts bringing up the beef between the San Francisco Bay Area and Los Angeles.
And a guy who is from the San Francisco Bay Area, myself, Menace,
it's kind of a one-way beef a little bit.
I mean, when it comes to sports teams, yes,
there's a lot of Dodgers versus Giants and things like that.
But I'm going to tell you right now,
the Bay constantly thinks about Los Angeles way more
than Los Angeles thinks about the Bay Area.
I'll give it to you now.
That should say it all right there.
There it is.
But Randy was the one that brought up the Bay versus L.A. thing.
And he said he would hold it down for L.A.
So I go, all right, let me coordinate all this.
Let's make sure everybody's friends on Xbox.
And first up was Tyler.
Tyler was there to hold it down for Los Angeles.
And what was the game that you played, Tyler?
Okay, so I played Sal in a game of Madden 20.
He picked the Bay Area Niners.
I picked Houston because I'm normally good with Houston.
Game started off really well in my favor.
I was up 14-0.
I threw a bomb, like a 73-yard touchdown to DeAndre Hopkins.
I'm like, all right, cool.
I'm feeling confident.
I'm feeling good.
And then it unraveled
he dumped 35
unanswered points on me
beat me 35 to 14
i was in shambles
i didn't know what to do i couldn't
stop
dude i couldn't
if he was water i
couldn't hit the water if i fell out of a boat
dude it was so bad.
So bad.
Eric and I were talking about it, and we were talking about how it's one thing to throw a bad pick.
It's one thing to do that.
But Tyler ever so just grazes over the fact that he allowed 35 points.
Unanswered points.
Didn't score a touchdown after his first two.
Right?
So Tyler gets murdered, and so Sal taxes me right and he's in the tags
And I put in the group chat which kind of got you guys fired up. It said the bay one
La zero you got your ass kicked 35 unanswered points. That's five touchdowns, dude
It's not just like a field goal in a touchdown. That's five
Coming from the same guy, Randy, who's like, oh, I can
take Sal. I could beat him. And I'm like, dude,
you can't even beat me. If I lost
to this dude. We played a Madden
season and I beat Tyler twice in the
season with a depleted team. I beat
you in the AFC title game and won
the Super Bowl. So who's the real winner there?
I'm more pissed that Tyler tried to rep
LA, to be honest. I thought
he was OC. Mr. La Marada, LA Mirada, more like it.
I'm on the OC border.
I am on the OC border.
I'm an Orange County guy.
Because I saw that Sal was playing an eclectic, just a variety of games,
I decided to get FIFA 20 because it's 70% off.
And so I invited him to a game.
He never joined the game.
And so I've been trying to figure out a time to play him, but I did play Tyler and FIFA
Hey Tyler, how did that go for you? Oh, I am terrible at FIFA. I got that sweet work ready killed me
I think like ten to one or something. That was really bad. Hey
Eric right you play video games as well Xbox. Oh, yeah, that's kind of stuff. Yeah, I pick up a controller here and there
Isn't brandy are he screwing up on his strategy? Why would he get a new game that he barely knows how to play
against a guy that knows the game?
I don't really know how to play FIFA.
Yeah, if anything, I would try to sandbag him
into buying NHL or something.
Like, hey, man, what do you think about a hockey game?
I'm not bad at FIFA, though.
That's the thing.
I just didn't buy it because I didn't...
FIFA, out of all the games, the sports that EA puts out,
I feel like FIFA is the most repetitive one. And FIFA didn't really have anything I didn't FIFA out of all the games the sports that EA puts out I feel like FIFA is the most repetitive
one and it just FIFA didn't really have
anything and I like this
kill him on FIFA or what
I think my truthfully I think my odds
on FIFA are a lot better than than
Madden was pretty bad. He
was pretty bad at Madden when we played the for the
TV for the Apple Apple TV
is back of what was a couple months ago or whatever.
Yeah, it's pretty bad when we did that.
Where do we go from here? Are you going to redeem
yourself or what? We're getting a rematch.
Look, this isn't just a one and done
thing. We're getting a rematch, right?
No matter which way you guys go,
can we just lose the LA vs. Bay?
I don't like either one of you representing
Los Angeles. I feel like that's
the biggest thing I'm hung up on.
Well, Eric, I'll just say this. Get better at video games and you can rip LA. Why can't I rip Los Angeles. I feel like that's the biggest thing I'm hung up on. Well, Eric, I'll just say this.
Why can't I rep Los Angeles?
Why can't I rep Los Angeles? You're a Ducks fan.
Shut the hell up.
Case in point, game, set, match. You're a Ducks
fan, bro. Get out of here. Also, the guy that's
repping LA is playing as Houston?
One guy's a Ducks fan, one guy's an Angels
fan, and you're both trying to represent LA
versus the Bay. Get the hell out of town,
bro. You're both smoking something. I versus the Bay, get the hell out of town, bro. You guys are both smoking something.
I support superior sports organizations.
I have LA tattoos on me, Tyler.
You have a Whittier tattoo
and an Undertaker scribble or something, man.
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
Eric is going to be suicidal
if one of you guys loses another hockey.
Not suicidal.
Hobbicidal.
It's all weird, man.
Randy, how could you even throw out there the bay versus la thing
you know the moment you do that though it opens the door for menace to start bringing that up
though you can't start every time that springs them no no well the reason why because i didn't
know the context that they were talking about like the games and then they're you know oh randy and
then oh i'll kick their ass or whatever the The Bay's better than Los Angeles. Because you brought it up.
No, I know I brought it up.
I find this interesting because Randy,
literally two days ago while we were playing Call of Duty,
me and Randy were talking about the game I lost.
And Randy's like, yeah, man, LA, we don't care about the Bay that much.
Here I am learning that Randy is stirring up the pot,
coming in, talking all this ish, and it's like, come on,
man. Randy, all you did was give Sal
bulletin board material that he could frame
and use as motivation. No wonder he ripped
Tyler in one. All you did, and get back
to you when you beat him, Tyler. Okay. Wow.
Whatever. Hey, Menace, if both
of them lose miserably and get their
a-holes ripped wide open again,
I'm gonna laugh so hard. I think,
and Eric, I i'm sorry but they
deserve this at least to the two of them every time you see them you just gotta say the bay is
in the building just for those two forever except when i'm in the building
so another thing that i was watching other than sal kick tyler's ass over vacation um i was
watching the cornhole on ESPN, guys.
And I know you probably heard me talk about it on the Woody show.
Guys, I'm serious.
I already researched it.
Let's start a team.
I'm down.
I'm in.
Check this out.
The cornhole is so much fun.
As long as you're not on the team, Tyler.
I'll be for emotional support or something.
He'll be our water boy.
There you go.
It's only $25 to get into the league really
yeah that's it the american cornhole league that's it right but you got to work your way up you know
you join the league for 25 bucks and then you got to play like local and then regional and then you
get into the big time stuff i don't care if we make it into the big time stuff number one will
be the best sponsor team out there because you know i'll get some people to back us up but it would just be fun in general you know i'm in
yeah 25 bucks like i'll sign us up right now here's the question
my god dude i'm in man i love cornhole it's ridiculous how much fun i have playing it's
funny because i was watching it and it it was either really, really old dudes
or really, really young guys playing.
And I found out that the old guys,
their background is in horseshoes
because horseshoes used to be super popular.
Yep.
Would it surprise you if I had a horseshoe phase too?
You did?
Yeah. Oh, yeah, man.
Dude, I spent way too much time at campsites, man.
If it was a camping game, I played it at some point.
Eric is so white.
I'm so white, man.
That's what it is, honestly.
I did notice that while it was on ESPN,
apparently the third-ranked cornhole player in the world
is a 17-year-old kid.
If that kid can do it, so can we.
I think we're good.
Well, maybe not you, Tyler.
Maybe not you, yeah.
I said so can we as a collective group.
I think we're good on that, but you see how that happened.
Look, guys, look.
Your success is my success, okay?
Up there.
You know what?
It's funny we mention this because another conversation that I had with Soundwave was,
and it was a revelation I had.
I was like, you know, Tyler's not really good at a whole lot of
things but he does but he comes off like he is good i know right he has that swag that confidence
that you think okay maybe this guy is good and then you actually play him and he sucks but that
initial meeting or that initial discussion before you play you're like oh he kind of like gets in
your head a little bit yeah i'm not, I'm not going to come across as some
pussy who doesn't know what he's doing, dude.
The best strategy is to come in not confident
and then school everybody.
Yeah, you got to Keanu Reeves it, man. Just don't talk.
Dude, just be chill.
Zen, aloof. Yeah, just be chill, man.
See, but imagine the one time he
talks all that ish and then he actually
beats somebody. He's going to look so cool.
Yeah, the coolest. He look so cool yeah the coolest
it's gonna look the coolest man speaking of cool things eric was in the uh group chat last night
and he was asking us if he should buy a pair of crocs or not i did you did yeah oh yeah man that
was a picture of the packaging man that i had delivered yesterday what possessed you to get these crocs
uh well my fiance dr sunshine has a similar pair like a women's version of it and i was you know look checking them out they're really thin the the rubber material is pretty clean so she kind
of just ordered them and um i took them out yesterday broke them in on a nice little walk
man they're comfy dude so they're the sandal version they're not like the big like um like
those boat looking ones oh really not the yeah yeah they're the sandal looking ones oh i didn't
get i didn't really get a good look at them because they were still in the packaging yeah
the sandal ones and you asked us if it was okay and then i had a i had to admit dude that i had
a pair of crocs as well hey man i'm not i'm not ripping it man i'm all about i'm all about comfort at this
stage of my life you know maybe back in the day when i was like you know more focused on the look
of my shoes you know back where my sparrows you know yeah blisters and stuff now i'm more about
like comfort and crocs man they're super comfortable now i admit dude they're crazy
comfortable i did not buy these pair of crocs they were were gifted to me. And I've yet to wear them out in public, though.
That's the only thing.
I have not gone outside.
It's just kind of like around the house
or if I have to go out and clean some stuff,
I'll rock the Crocs.
Super comfortable.
Why not just wear them?
Super comfy, super lightweight, super durable.
I have friends that have had the same pair of Crocs
wherever and they still look brand new.
Do you know what's insane is if you go
to Disney World,
probably half hour away, there's this
outlet mall and they have this
massive Croc store
and you can get all these
Croc accessories. Rip.
Dude, that's insane. Post Malone
put out some pretty cool Crocs, I think
last year. Really? Yeah, Post Malone put out some pretty cool Crocs, like I think last year. Really?
I just pulled out an instant.
Yeah, Post Malone put out Crocs and KFC put out Crocs.
Don't you guys remember the KFC Crocs?
I remember that.
I didn't know if it was like official.
And then I didn't know Post Malone officially had Crocs.
I just thought he liked wearing them.
During, I forgot the name of his last album, but the Crocs were like, they were yellow
with barbed wire on it.
They looked pretty cool.
Hell yeah.
Pretty cool, dude.
I see Bort wearing Crocs eventually.
Look, I think Brett,
I think Brett Bort is stuck in a time warp
in which he thinks it's still 2007
and it's like fun and in to hate on Crocs.
I think he needs to get onto the Crocs train
and just try them on. Oh yeah, man. Black Crocs, I think he needs to get onto the Crocs train and just try them on.
Oh, yeah, man.
Black Crocs, go for comfort.
Some spikes put on like, you know,
you know how you get like those little accessories,
like the little pins you can put up,
a little skull there or something.
Man, that'd be so cool and keen, man.
Don't you have the Disney princess ones
with all the little princesses on them
and the little peeps and stuff?
I don't have any Crocs.
I'm a Birkenstocks man myself.
Thank you very much.
And or Sanuks. Oh, how are your
Uggs? Do you got those too?
Tom Brady wears Uggs and Tom Brady's
a champion, so.
Still looks effing dumb as hell in freaking
Uggs, man. Like comfortable shoes.
Like a sandal gang in high school or something.
Maybe. I think I just always
grew up having combat boots
like I had combat boots in the
third grade and I always had skater
shoes that's what i rep and that's what i die by you know like that's what i always wear you know
what we do have though in the building uh one of our co-workers easton he works on the sea crush
show he is a crocs connoisseur he has like oh yeah that's right over a thousand pairs and i
constantly give him crap about it. He dedicates the entire
month of October to Crocs.
It's called Croctober.
How am I just finding out about this?
Oh yeah. Dude, I will send you a link.
He was actually showing me different seasonal
ones. So for Easter, they had peeps
Crocs with little
peep figures in the holes.
Alright, let's not merge
me into this by association, okay?
I'm not going to participate in Crocktober,
but I enjoy my Crocs.
Eric 100% would be the guy to have
a sports-branded pair of Crocs, though.
I know he would.
Yeah, maybe my house slippers or something.
There you go. Don't even deny it.
Don't knock me before I can knock it.
Yeah, no, I would. Some Dodger blue ones or something.
My house slippers.
Dude.
So yesterday, my eyewash started going off like crazy.
Everybody closing their rings.
I swear to God, within 15 minutes, Nick Soundwave, Randy, Woody's wife, Ravy, our boy boy Let's go grub
On Instagram
Tyler has yet to ever close his rings
For real
For real dude
On his Apple watch
Dude
What the hell
That's not what I'm gonna talk about
Real quick though
I had to get another one
Because
My old one wouldn't power up
And I think it was because
I was out in the heat
So much
But I just ended up getting one Whatever i could buy i just got in the meantime because i
think they'll probably release another one in september and i want to dump a bunch of money
on an apple watch but it just started going off like crazy and it seems like everybody's working
out again so randy are you back at it you close your rings yeah i decided to finally get back into
the gym wanted to see i was a little weary a little a little nervous of how the setup was going to be blink fitness been quick and
painless you go in you do your workout you get out nothing the only caveat is you have to wear
gloves every time you go and if you don't own like a pair of like a box of gloves you kind of have to
go your way to get those but like rubber gloves when you work out yeah rubber gloves or i mean
you could probably buy like i don't know some know, some, you know, worker gloves or whatever, I guess.
They just don't want you touching the equipment, I suppose.
But so far, it's been pretty good, man.
I'm on my first week of going back to the gym.
Feels good to be working out again.
I'm not used to being this sore, though.
I haven't been this sore in a long time.
Yeah, I've been exhausted since we got back from vacation.
I'm trying to get back on the Peloton for, like, an hour a day.
And I'm just so tired.
But I know, Eric, you've been at it like crazy. You belong to 24, so you have to make an appointment.
Yeah. Yeah. I was in the first day of the 24, the local 24 open back up and yeah,
you have to reserve. So instead of it being, you know, 24 hour fitness just straight through,
they have hour windows that you make a reservation for. And so many days in advance,
I think two days in advance. right? So you get an hour window
and I mean, you walk in with your mask,
it's all touchless check-in now.
So you check in on your phone
with through your reservation,
you show them your profile,
they let you in, you got an hour to work out.
And then after your hours up,
they take 30 minutes
and they clean down the entire gym.
And I see them come out
with like almost like pesticide backpacks
and they start spraying down all the equipment
and wipe it all down. The gym's the cleanest i've ever seen in my entire life to be
honest that's good people are people are overly clean people are overly quick there's nobody like
sitting on machines texting taking selfies so i mean to be honest i've had to wear the mask one
time on the on the elliptical because they ask you to wear it once they hit capacity but outside i
mean i don't wear it when i'm running i wear it when i'm doing the free weights because it's a little easier to breathe at that point but they're not
super anal about it it keeps the gym clean i get in for an hour or so just under an hour and i get
out i mean it's it's and i've gotten right back into it so i mean people are kind of dealing with
it in motion i mean i haven't seen anybody blow up on anybody as long as you're okay with the mask
thing it's just it's might as well just be like you're working out, to be honest. Yeah, I mean, we gotta
train. We're gonna be pro
cornholers. Pro sackers.
Pro sackers.
A Crocs-sponsored cornhole
team. Yeah. I mean, with
all those motions
that Tal has been doing with his hand inside the bag of
chips to his mouth, I think he's already getting the motion
down. Okay. Alright.
Alright.
Oh, man.
Speaking of food,
I've been...
Spicy Nachos, she's out of town. She's still
back in San Francisco hanging out with her family.
And when she's out of town,
I kind of just eat
whatever's in the house because when she's here,
she'll make every single meal.
I'm pretty lucky in that way. Or we'll
go grab something to eat.
I never really ever make meals for myself. So when she's out of town, that's when I have to
make meals for myself. And I won't go to the store to go get more items. I go, we have food here.
I'll just make it. So what I've been living off of probably for the past three, four days
is these chicken sausages inside a tortilla with cheese on top and mustard and mayonnaise.
And it is so freaking good.
Hell yeah.
I think I could live off them for a good couple weeks.
I don't get it.
Like the people that are so picky, like, oh, I got to have a supper meal every day.
And it has to be this big, huge event.
Like if I'm hungry, just eat, you know?
Medicine.
Do you ever have this issue back when the world was, you know back in the the olden time when world was normal i mean
yeah in our homes uh did you ever have the issue where you would always have to choose where to eat
but like it was always sort of a scenario which was i'll eat anything you choose because i feel
like that's what i deal with all the time absolutely i have that situation where it goes
all right,
what do you want to eat?
I go,
I will eat absolutely anything.
I just want to eat right now.
She's like,
no,
what do you want to eat?
Just give some ideas.
I never want to give my ideas because every single one of my ideas always gets shot down.
Yes.
Every time.
And there's more time bickering.
Yep.
Yeah.
So it's like,
why did you,
why did you ask me what you wanted to eat if you
knew all along because you shot down all my other suggestions and she already kind of knows what she
wants to eat you know she has she will always suggest something first right yeah and then we'll
go through 30 other ideas and back in a circle the first idea and. And that's where we're at.
Oh, my goodness.
Why?
I always tell her, too.
I'm like, if you think about it, there are so many people out in the world who are like,
oh, I don't like Chinese food.
Like, oh, I don't, ramen, I don't want to try that.
I'm like, dude, you have it so good because I literally eat anything, anywhere, at any time.
And so it's like, I don't understand what the holdup is. I could live off peanut butter and jelly sandwiches every single day oh yeah burritos hell yeah every day easily
i could do burgers every day yeah you already do
i don't know if this is your situation either but uh here's the requirements of going out to eat with my fiance. Number one, is it super far?
Check.
Number two, is it super inconvenient?
Number three, is there no parking?
Number four, is there a really long wait?
That will be the place that we go to.
Food drama.
Dr. Sunshine has this thing
where she'll go to a restaurant with me.
Say we're going to a yard house, right?
Tons of beers.
We're at a Mexican restaurant.
Big, nice spread.
Take your pick.
Whatever you want's on the menu, right?
Oh, I need a minute.
Okay, it comes back.
Are you ready yet?
You know what?
I'll have a Dos Equis.
It's like, right, yard house.
You sent him away and you came back out of Dos Equis?
Or it's like, oh, I need to look at the menu.
I need to look at the menu.
She comes back, gets an enchilada.
It's like, why'd you send them away?
You got the same thing.
Yes, dude.
Okay, that happens to me with food at restaurants too,
where, okay, we'll get our menus.
And within probably 20, 30 seconds,
I can look at a menu and say, all right,
that's the item I want.
And then the waiter will come around.
Are you guys ready yet? And I'll go, yeah, yeah, I'm ready. And she's like, hold on. And then the waiter will come around. Are you guys ready yet?
And I'll go, yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
And she's like, hold on.
I still need some more time.
And then the waiter will leave for another 15, 20 minutes.
And then we'll come back.
Are you ready yet?
Yeah, I think I'm going to get and take another like four or five minutes to give your order.
I don't understand.
Guys are simple creatures, man.
I'm hungry.
I'll eat anything.
And when it comes to knowing what we want,
you look at things, that's it right there.
Yeah, we're just dumb and hungry, dude.
Do you ever have it where like,
obviously it sounds like the consensus here is we're down for anything,
any place, doesn't really matter.
But obviously there's going to be a somewhat of a low-key preference where it's like, you know what?
I'm down for anything, but some sushi sounds pretty good right about now.
Yeah, there's like something that you would really want.
Yeah, yeah.
Or it's like, I don't really want a burger, though.
And then somehow, she'll somehow settle on the one thing you don't want to get.
And you're like, damn.
Yeah, the last on my list.
There was some gaming news that was breaking right before we started this podcast and it was how sony was doing a 250
million dollar investment into the company that started fortnite and that's not what i really
want to talk about because i'm sure you get into that on your podcast randy i call next gaming
podcast but i did want to ask you something because i brought this up on the woody show because a um woody show listener tagged this in some like cgi video it's supposed to show the
size of the game consoles for for the new playstation and for the new xbox and these things
look massive they look like a subwoofer or like a Sonos soundbar.
Is that the true size or are they just messing with people?
I wouldn't be surprised.
I mean, if you've gotten your hands on an Xbox One,
the initial release, the first one that came out,
was pretty huge compared to what the Xbox One S now or the Xbox One X.
Brett, you still have the first gen Xbox One, right?
Dude, I have so many first-gens of every
gaming console, and every single one
is way huger than what
it turns out to be later on.
They're always massive. Yeah.
They're just way bigger, because they want to get the system
out. They don't care about compactability
or size, but also they want it to
stand out, because if someone walks into
a friend's house, they go, man, that's the new
what the hell is that? Oh, that's the new playstation i did see that video man all i could say is that
playstation stands out when you walk into a house you're gonna be like what the f is that like the
the height of the television yeah it's huge man and then the xbox what's funny about that is that
it almost seems like they designed it for it to fit in a shelf perfectly, almost like a hard drive or an Alexa or something like that. Like a router. Yeah, pretty much.
And so when I see those things, number one, I'm not, I'm not a fan of the initial color of the
PlayStation. I don't like, I don't like the fact that it's white and bright blue. Like I don't
like my consoles to stand out. I like them to sort of just blend into the background. That's why,
but so I kinda,
I'm kinda leaning more towards the series X just cause how it looks at it.
It looks like they're trying to mimic sort of like PC towers,
you know,
cause PC towers are always arguably like the,
the,
the go-to the gold standard for,
for gaming.
So it looks like they're trying to model that at least with the Xbox.
I'm not entirely sure what they're trying to do with the PS five,
but also remember that Sony basically said that the hardware you're going to find in the PlayStation
is unlike anything you'll find anywhere else. And if that's true, that's a lot of power that you
have to store into a console. And there's no way if that's newly discovered that they're going to
be able to chop it down significantly as far as size goes into the console. The console is going
to have to be ginormous. What are the release dates again?
They're coming around. They haven't really given us a date. That's the thing
They haven't given us a deal or a price for the comp well because PlayStation is waiting on Xbox to bite
Because remember during the ps5 presentation PlayStation told us all the cool stuff that's going on, but they didn't give us a price
They didn't give us the stuff that we really want
I think they're waiting to where they're waiting for the competitor to jump first and then they're going to try to do
well also probably they're thinking like how we're going to make these things if you know the world
shut down that's what i was going to say like i wouldn't imagine if e3 and everything was able
to happen this year comic-con and all that they would have had these systems out this year but
because of everything and how far everything else is getting pushed back, like, dude, people aren't going to be able to afford these.
We need to hit numbers.
Yeah.
Another breaking news thing that happened as we're doing this podcast,
Amazon announced that they're going to stop selling Washington NFL merchandise.
So what else is happening in the sports world at tailgatersports.com?
Make sure you check out that podcast.
Is there any quick updates on what's happening in the sports world world are we still good to go this month with some baseball and some
basketball the thing that broke right before we started recording this actually was the big 10
ncaa that division so like you know you got your ohio state um the university of ohio excuse me
michigan michigan state like that they're gonna be playing a conference-only college football schedule.
So they're not going to go any out of conference games.
So college football might look a little like, you know,
you only got the Southeast Conference playing each other.
You only got the Pac-12.
It's going to be a lot less travel, I think, a lot more kind of their own,
not necessarily hub city, but more or less hub regions,
kind of like what the MLB is doing with West Central East.
You got Big Ten playing big 10,
the sec playing sec,
the big 12 playing big 12,
stuff like that.
So it's going to be weird.
Sports is going to look so different this year.
Yeah.
And another headline that I saw,
and I,
again,
you guys will probably get into it more at tailgater sports.com.
Make sure you follow at tailgater sports on Instagram for all your news
updates.
But another thing that I saw was a lot of players opting out
not to even play this season in multiple sports.
And that was something that these sports radio guys that I talked to
probably about a month ago about if games were coming back,
what would happen.
And they said, like, a lot of these guys are just going to opt out
or they're going to kind of just like, like oh i stubbed my toe and they're gonna
be put on like the injured list and a lot of people from the minors are just gonna be upped
to play these games do you believe that uh i think to an extent that makes sense um probably more for
baseball uh than any of the other sports because the hockey and basketball they're just trying to
finish up their post seasons, which is understandable.
Baseball, you still have to play the full 60 games.
So I could totally see someone saying,
hey, I don't really want to play.
I don't really feel comfortable.
And these minor guys who,
these minor league guys who already have had their season officially canceled,
they're just itching for a chance to play.
And if they get called up
and if they could show what they do,
they could potentially stay on for the rest of the season because it's so short.
So this is your one chance to really prove that you belong here.
You do really well this season.
And, you know, maybe you stick around for the next season.
A really good example is there's a really good chance that Mike Trout, he's already come out and said, hey, I may not play the full season because my wife is pregnant.
We're going to have a little kid who's more susceptible to COVID. So I may not just play the whole season. And I've already read on Twitter that if that
happens, the Angels top prospect, Joe Adele, he's ready to come and take his spot. So there's minor
leaguers out there who are ready to, you know, get the chance to play. They'll do anything to go in the pros.
Exactly. Yeah. And it just, it's just a matter of time to see who actually comes up and,
you know, what, what they can do. So. All right. it's just a matter of time to see who actually comes up and, you know, what what they can do.
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Another website that I'm currently addicted to and I know a lot of people have problems with it.
Amazon.
I've become an Amazon addict, guys, and I need help.
I think.
Yeah, I think I know I've had spurts where I started ordering stuff off Amazon, but I think in the past
like 48 hours, I've ordered more stuff that I've ordered in the past five years.
Not big ticket items, just like little things here and there.
But I think it's the only joy and rush that I get recently because, you know, we're not
doing anything or going anywhere.
And I go, oh, I'm out of shampoo.
I can Amazon it. and then I get to
watch the whole process of like me buying it it's out for delivery oh it's sports for menace yeah
it's at my house now oh I get to go pick it up and I get to open it and I it's like Christmas
every single day you know I wasn't going to share this and I was really trying to hide it because I
knew if you guys found it you're going to roast me to pieces. But since menace is bringing it up and I love menace and I want him to feel better
about what he's saying. All right. At the, at the house in La Quinta, I got a pretty drunk one of
the days. And while everyone was doing their thing, I got on my phone and, uh, unnecessarily,
I don't really remember doing this. I remember looking at it, but I don't remember placing the order.
But apparently I drunkenly ordered $100 worth of a certain soda
and it showed up at my house.
What?
Yeah, it showed up at my house the Tuesday.
What kind?
So it's called lemonade.
And so it's a certain sort of like a grapefruit, grapefruit lemonade soda.
It's really good.
It's really good.
But, uh, it's just, yeah.
And so I get a knock on the door.
My sister's like, yo, dude, there's someone here at the door.
Some old guy.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
Some old dude that looks like, um, remember that Pixar short, that guy who's like painting.
Oh no, it's the playing chess by himself.
A dude that looks like that.
He's like, Hey, can I get a signature?
And I was like, uh, what for?
He's like, this box is for you.
I'm like, what the, what is this?
So then I get it and I open it
and I realized it was the soda
that I had been looking at that day.
And so then I go back on my emails
and look at the prices.
And I remember vaguely what had happened was
the soda was listed for about a buck 50 each, right?
The overall price for the sodas was about $30.
The shipping
for the sodas
was about $68.
I guess I must have just
processed it. So I currently
I've gotten rid of a few of them, but
let me see if I...
Bring some to the studio.
I want to try it.
What made you think about this soda?
And is it only regional?
I know.
I know why.
Actually, you know what?
This is Brett's fault.
No, I'm just kidding.
What's the soda?
It's my wife's fault.
It's called Lenonade.
And so when I was in middle school,
a store that just recently closed in Burbank,
already has changed owners,
called Rocket Fizz.
Yeah, it's a chain. Had just opened up. Yeah. It's a chain, yeah. And so Rocket Fizz, back in middle school a store that just recently closed in burbank or just changed owners called rocket fizz yeah it's a chain had just opened up yeah it's a chain yeah and so rocket fizz back in middle school had lennonade and i remember how much i enjoyed it this is back in like the
call duty world at war days so me and my buddies would just drink this and play and play because
it was world war ii and this is one of those political sodas so it has a picture of lennon
on it and then it has a certain flavor to it and they have one for that was gonna be my question i'm like is he saying linen or lemon okay that just cleared
up a bunch of questions yeah yeah yeah it says join the party get hammered and sickled
linenated a taste worth standing in line for and the soda and i love the soda it's so good it's
so great currently have 14 bottles left you know
you know what's bad i actually could pick out the moment he did this we have been talking save him
i didn't know he was doing it i just saw that he went to his phone to look i didn't know what he
was doing but he was super drunk he was on the couch i think we were watching that one show adam
ruins everything and randy was just zoning into his phone
after we spent 45 minutes talking about these damn sodas.
I mean, we were pretty drunk.
I mean, it's like, you know when you see that your dog has something in its mouth?
You're like, come here, and the dog runs away.
That's basically when I'm drunk when it comes to ordering things.
When I'm drunk or emotional, I buy a lot of stupid stuff.
It's so satisfying.
It's satisfying. I very rarely go of stupid stuff. It's so satisfying. It's satisfying.
It's like, like I,
I very rarely go to the bar.
I'm not a bar type.
I'm not.
But when I do go after a few drinks,
I'm like,
you know,
man,
just put it on me,
whatever.
No big deal.
And then the next day I'll be like,
dog,
I dropped one 50 on what?
I've definitely done that.
Yeah.
I woke up to a $250 bar tab once.
Same.
And it wasn't even a special evening or anything.
I just got swipe happy.
So now I have soda for you guys.
Well, thank you, Randy.
You're welcome.
Is there another thing you want to admit?
Oh.
Yeah, there was something big on our podcast, last podcast.
And I just want to try it one more time.
Apparently I can swim?
Nope. Is that it? No.
Are you going to admit that you and Tyler
are best friends now? Oh, there it is.
We've been making
stupid progress. We've been making
progress, yeah, but
every time I get closer to Tyler,
Tyler does step in and just pushes me away.
What? Okay.
I feel like I'm ready to commit to being a good friend to Tyler
But every time I do it he does something and it just angers me that much or Mike
I don't think I want to be best friends of them
I don't think I want to put that label give it a dance. He's kind of a dick. I
Like I'm kind of a dick you're stirring up the LA Bay Area pot. This is your fault
Look what he's doing right now. Look what he's doing right now. Look at what he's doing right now.
See what he's doing?
You see what he's doing?
Am I a dick?
Yes, I will admit that I am sometimes a dick.
However, the one thing I am not that Randy is,
Randy is a pathological liar.
So we've already figured that out.
So you know what?
Look, Randy, I'm just going to say this.
I'm not going to wait for you while you decide
if you want to be committal or not, okay?
Man he's gonna move on dude. He's gonna get another best friend Randy. I got my watch out He's gonna come for peach next he's gonna rub in your face. Yeah
I already got my eyes on Eric. So have fun
So peach FY
He calls for your podcast. Yeah, your podcast. We all play Xbox together.
And yeah.
So I guess that's Tyler's next move, you know,
instead of working out.
Okay, there it is. The personal jabs.
The personal jabs.
We're going to wrap up this podcast.
I hope you enjoyed it. Thank you so much. We got
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Alright. Well, of course, I mean, we gave it a thousand thousand mentions but we'll give it one more tailgatersports.com
tailgater sports podcast i know you guys have been talking about the tailgater olympics between
randy and tyler hopefully you can still make that happen then it seems like there's a lot of tension
yeah there's a we actually just we actually went into detail about what events we will be
participating in in probably early august when we get a chance to record all this stuff but um yeah we're gonna have um randy and tyler go head to head i don't
know if maybe we'll settle some coral issues that we got on this podcast in the tailgater side of
things yeah we're gonna we're gonna have them play basketball we're gonna have them try to
throw strikes uh maybe even get a little uh food competition some competitive eating going down too so there's a
video that you posted on your personal instagram e sound oh yeah yeah on instagram where you did
a hot dog eating contest yeah yeah that was back in my sin bin podcast days back in 2015 one of my
first podcast experiences um yeah i tried to do it was not fun guys um we go into detail about
joey chestnut's personal competitive eating
records so i was like dude i did it just like for fun how many can eat in 10 minutes i was aiming
for 15 i got 10 down and i put the last couple minutes of that on my instagram at e soundwave and
it was it was not a fun experience dude and we record these podcasts about seven o'clock at night
so i went to bed like three hours later with a ton of
bricks and hot dogs in my stomach it was heartburn for days burping hot dogs but yeah tellgatorsports.com
for all your links and downloads and tellgatorsports on ig for a little brief little glimpse of some of
that competitive eating talk all right and of course randy has his podcast i call next yay
the gaming podcast anything new a lot of a lot of breaking news uh so we talk about
some breaking news like you just mentioned and also we give our we talk about our favorite
gaming snacks and we try the fabled mountain dew doritos shipped directly from brisbane australia
i'm gonna give a review on those on this week's edition of i call next you have all these sodas
where's ours yeah i brought a bag
to the studio i never saw them i never got it oh i think woody i think woody put it in a drawer
somewhere you guys you guys got to try them the bag expires the 20th of august oh my god honest
question on the chips was the shipping cost worth more than the actual chips itself uh well this is
a hookup from a homie in Australia. Australia.
Wait, hold on.
You have a homie hookup in Australia?
Yeah, I played rugby with a bunch of Australians.
I don't care about all that. What?
I just wanted to try the chips.
Well, they're in the office.
You're just now telling us about them.
Oh, hey, Menace, you know how you mentioned
that you love Mountain Dew on the Woody Show a billion times?
Oh, and chips.
You love drinking Mountain Dew with Taco Bell. You probably mentioned that, you know, for all the years that I've worked on the woody show a billion times because you know you love drinking mountain dew with um taco
bell you probably mentioned that you know for all the years that i've worked on the woody show
and then you have these ships and you bring them into the office and don't even bring them up
i thought woody was going to bring them up i will find them in there good order now anyways
yeah yeah how do you get to that podcast again you can uh go to i call next podcast.com
all right try to get next week right yeah next week okay uh listen to sex with emily i was talking
with emily yesterday and she's actually going to iceland to record some podcasts this week so
that should be interesting make sure you follow her on social just go to sex with emily on
instagram that's sex with emily and go to sexwithemily.com. Listen to that podcast.
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Eric, do you have anything
to say before we leave?
No, I don't actually.
I think we nailed
all the tailgater enough
and Randy and Tyler,
just don't worry guys.
Honeymoon phase, it'll come back.
I promise.
All right.
Bort, anything?
Yeah, apparently I'm surrounded by dicks and crock wearers.
Wow, what a wonderful team to be around.
All right.
Yeah, Tyler, Randy, you guys just need to kiss and make up already.
Okay, Tyler.
Randy, just commit already.
Just commit, man.
It's not that hard You got this
I only have
Okay
Alright
Randy
Alright
I only have three words
For this week's podcast
For my words
Tyler
You're gross
That's it
I'm good
Oh and apparently you guys suck at video games
I haven't played them
So
You're not going to practice on that They don't represent LA Yeah They don't represent Los Angeles Oh, and apparently you guys suck at video games. I haven't played them, so...
They don't represent LA.
They don't represent Los Angeles.
Maybe Southern California.
They don't represent Los Angeles.
The Bay's in the building.
We'll see you next week. Outro Music