What's New Podcast - Ticket Tyler & Sports Report, Parents Listening, Holiday Weekend & More!

Episode Date: August 29, 2025

O this epsiode we talk Ticket Tyler & Sports Report, Parents Listening, Holiday Weekend & More! 

What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up, everybody? Welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I'm Menace. I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on the Woody Show podcast. We don't know who we're going to be joined by today, but we do have dumbass Tyler,

aka Heavy T, aka DAT, in the studio with us today in our Burbank Studios. So he's live and in person. And guess what, guys? We're catering to him. We're on his schedule. So that's why we don't know if everyone else could be on the podcast. The hell you say. We have to record a little bit early because Tyler has things to do.

But I just real quick, before we get into that, I just want to say thank you to everybody that came out to raising canes in Long Beach. That was super fun. Our next event is going to be at Lazy Dog Restaurant, September 25th in Downey. California. We love Lazy Dog Restaurant in Downey, California. I do not have the times on that, but just put it on your calendar. Most likely it'll be in the evening. I'm probably 4 to 6

maybe or maybe 3 to 5. I don't know, in that range, but come on through. We'll have more giveaways. And please, go back on this feed and listen to the Party House edition of this podcast because it was super fun. If you missed it, we all partied

at the Coachella House. Brett, unfortunately, was not there. No. But everybody else was there everybody else was drinking it was such a good time so listen to that episode now i want to ask you guys is my new job the new ticket handler for tyler now that he's here every day at the woody show because apparently my part-time job now is ticker request for tyler first he wants to go see yellow card i have to handle that and then today you're going to go to the wb studio tour today am yeah immediately after the show literally immediately like 15 It's after the show.

Yeah. So, is that my new job, Tyler, to handle all your ticket requests or what? I haven't received your application, so. I like that you're phrasing this as your new job. This has been your job since you met Tyler, aka Heavy T, heavy, aka a.k. I wouldn't say. No, it has been since day one. Oh, really?

That Tyler and Menace, you guys became friends in this podcast and everything. It's always been, hey, you think Minutes could hook me up with two? tickets. I'm sorry. I didn't realize my name turned to Randy at some point. You think Menace would mind if I bring this chick with me in Morongo? Hey, do you think medicine if like, you know, I, I can ask for this on the way to Vegas? Maybe I could get a flight instead of have to drive. I do. I do mind the Randos because I don't really get too much of a heads up on those and then it makes it kind of awkward sometimes. But I will say this. It's not like I don't offer this up to Tyler. So he does, I do offer it up. You do. You are very

kind of heard up to everybody. Except today would be specifically just more awkward because we all know that this was the only day we could record. A podcast, yeah. Right. And immediately Tyler was the one saying, oh, I can't, I can't. And then I heard about this from Tyler because he said, hey, do you think, um, I think I should bug menace? I asked him for WB passes and I have to go and it's at this time on Thursday and I have to be there and I went, revision is not. I didn't say it had to be at that specific top. I was trying to make it fit. This is just the way my mind wore.

Why is he smiling so much? Because he's lying. I smile at very uncomfortable situations. That's very Randy of you. Because it's a Cheshart-ish-eated grid. Because every time Randy's about to give us some bullish, he laughs inside and then smiles. That you guys aren't going to take it whatsoever. So we're just like, you know what?

Smile through the pain. Uh-huh. Life is pain. Okay. It's not through it all. No, life is not pain for you. I'm glad that we cater to you. and you change our schedules and get you the tickets that you need.

Our next event that we're going to be hanging out together at, you know, it's not a public event, but Tyler is joining me at Disneyland. Yeah. And we're going to be hanging out doing that. So that's another thing I've got to coordinate for Tyler. But you know what? It's fun hanging out. It's fine.

It just sucks on the day that we're recording our podcast. You got to leave. I'll tell you. In return for you getting me to Disney. I will sit front. seat on the new Tiana Splash Mountain. To absorb the water from the splash, I will be your bodyguard. I like that that's what he does for you.

I'll also buy you a chiro. Oh, finally, return on investment because of all the times that menace has done stuff for you and not even like, hey man, here's a gift card. Hey, here's a thank you card. I will have you know, you would have known if you were there. I did bring food and beverage to this man's house last week. He did. That is mom made.

I paid for the beverage. So still counts. Did you thank your mom? I did very much so. Wow. It is a big holiday weekend. This weekend I'm going to travel to Puerto Rico and go check out Bad Bunny. That's going to be fun.

Bad boony. Bad boonie. You're kicking off your big huge, I'm going to every ballpark thing too. You're knocking some stuff off the list. What are you doing? That's going to be really fun. Heading out to. Yeah, nonstop, right?

Yeah. Heading out to St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee. Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, and then back to L.A. Damn. It is a lot. It's going to be a lot of fun. I'm so stoked. Yeah, it's going to be epic. So enjoy that. Bort, holiday weekend for you. Anything going on?

Actually, yes. Well, it depends. This is dropping today, right? Yes, of course. Just making sure before I start talking. Saturday, I will be doing the hyena horror market in North Hollywood. Nice. The Mayflower Club from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Free event. Come on out.

Spooky season has started. Go grab a pumpkin spice latte on the way. there. Come into a free event. You can Vend from Shast to Jean's boutique that will be there. A bunch of my favorite

artists will be there. And then also Wednesday 13, musician frontman for the murder dolls, cult favorite band will be in the house. So I will be doing that all of Saturday

and hanging out with my friends from Haina and hopefully everybody that's listening to the podcast. And then I'm hanging at the beach, bro. Sweet. It's nothing but Huntington Beach.

That's it. You're going to put all that information for the meetup on your social media. It's on my social media at St. Bort. I've been posting about it all week. If you guys missed it,

It'll be there today. Now, it has been a big week for Tyler as well that I want to talk about. So Tyler got to do L.A. sports. You normally do sports for us in Dallas and in Pittsburgh. Yeah. Now, you got to fill in for Jeff G. And you were very confident that you would do a very good job on this. And day one, kind of fumbled on a small team known as the Dodgers.

Slight fumble, but, you know. How cocky was he before? Nobody knows how cocky he was About how well he was going to do I do I sent a text in the group chat That you guys needed to hear a story While you were in the desert

I was really hoping Tyler would tell But he was so confident Not the exact words I will paraphrase for this Tyler thought In confidence He could be the best sports reporter The Woody Show has ever had

Yeah it's a little extreme No it's not No it's effing not Don't lie How much is he smiling left right now? And the best part was, the best part was he said it before he got the game. Before. You know what the funny thing is.

Next thing that happens, all of a sudden, and this was literally a fly ball from Woody. This happened 30 seconds after I said what I said. This was repeated because you talked about the day before, we repeated again. And then right after we did it, when he goes, oh, Jeff G's out. You know what? Heavy T's filling in all next week. And all of a sudden, Tyler just does this face. Oh, no.

I literally have half a potato in my mouth about to chomp down on it What he says oh you're filling in for Jeff like But this is like four days before the gig And it's not like you fumbled on a WMBA stat You fumbled on the freaking Dodgers I misread the score by one run Best part is Tyler has this proofread Just in case he scripts it up the night before

He has a ready to go Yeah who proofreads it Who? Which friend and confidant proof reads it? Don't tell me Randy read it. Randy read it. Oh, dude. He knew.

He knew that you messed up. And you know what the worst part is? It's sometimes. Sometimes it be the people around you, you know? He read it. And he actually sent me a correction onto something else on the report that now, in my defense, that was one thing I did not know about. specified the wording on something.

It was a pronunciation. Yeah, yeah. So I said, okay, let me go back and fix that. I did. He did not tell me about the Dodger score. This son of a bitch. And the best part is, backstab me.

Tyler's looking at me. He's like, hey, man, here's my clips. You know, here's, here's my, you know, my report. You know, it looks okay, right? He's asking me like I'm supposed to know. I'm just like, yeah, it's formatted, right? Here you go, man. I don't know.

I wasn't expect. The only thing I said to brother was like, hey, here it is. Just make sure it sounds like the levels are good. Sounds okay. Yeah. It's, you know, the cell clips are good. Everything's fine. That's, that's, I don't know, I'm not expecting Brett to know anything,

except the wrestling thing I mentioned at the end. Did we have this game on at the party? No, this would have been Sunday's game, which would have happened after we left. Okay. So that would have been worse. Yes, for sure. Like, oh, yeah, I sat there and visibly watched this entire game. Wasn't there a, a bill's game on, too, while we're in the pool?

Were we that faded? I don't even remember. There was. That was. watching that so it was it was a preseason game so it's practice didn't count we changed channel after a while okay but yeah no we were we were pretty jacked up yeah we were pretty messed up yeah it was it was a good time Tyler how did it feel though being on in L.A. get some text for some people some X's oh I hear your back on the radio oh dude you know what's going on any

X hits me up you could stay away but go yeah friends and family hit you up they're excited to hear you on. Oh, so actually, there's a great story. Okay. This is a great story. Okay. So I have a guesstimated idea of when I'm going to go in and do the report, right? Yeah.

So I told my parents, who are very religious, by the way. Yep. Hey, Monday, we're going to, I think it's going to happen around this time, tune in about 10 minutes before just to be sure. Yeah. Oh, okay. That sounds fine. They tune in.

Wait, hold on. Hold on. The best part is, don't forget. Don't forget. Tyler works with Woody. Yes. Tyler knows the schedule. He knows what segments are supposed to be there.

And for whatever reason, it just didn't hit me. So my parents tune in. Again, very religious parents. Uh-huh. Greg is reviewing a flashlight on the show. Not just reviewing a fleshlight. He's reviewing all the sex toys on Amazon. Oh, my God.

Dude. Dude, when I say... Houseway. Yeah, houseway. When I say, it would have been so much worse if it was like in front of my parents in person. When I say I was mortified, I was mortified. Yeah. Just did not click in my head that like, oh, this is right before.

In hindsight, it should have been like, oh, don't do that. I'll just play it for you guys late. Didn't think about it. So he gets a text from his mom. Yeah. Would you both say to you? Give me one second. Oh, man.

Dude. Yeah. It's poor. I always joke about it that he has a good Christian mother. He really does. Well, this is also a good point, you know, while you're looking at that up, a story that I'll share. I had to remind a lot of our producers that we've had over the years, guys, when you schedule food drops from companies that come by, don't have them come at the time and the day that we do Freak of the Week. my god

yeah i remember you mentioned what are you guys doing oh my god all right so similar to tyler yeah but my parents go to a church that I grew up in and they always you know talk about me and they're like hey our sons works for a radio show and every once in a while

you hear his voice like oh what radio show when should I listen and I would always tell me every day except for at the time Wednesday yeah the freak of the week no freak of the week skip it no and they would relay the message probably but every time people like oh yeah major you know fortune 500 company stop on by at this time on this date why they can

come any other day and you know what's funny and then so so awkward like sitting there listening to the segment or they're standing outside they're preparing food we've had people preparing food outside like what do you guys talk about the show and the best part is like you said this is the first time we're meeting them you know producers who have the schedule much like tyler yeah what your mom say mistakes were made number one yeah uh number two she said uh good grief this discussion is gross can you just said me the clip because this is gross and so inappropriate mind you this why did you want your mom to tune into that you're free this this makes it so there is one other wrinkle yeah my mom was listening to this i'm praying to god

it was with headphones because if it was not this was being listened to at work. Check out my boy. I'm so proud of him. This is why everybody I meet that asked me about Tyler, like, do you really like Tyler? I adore Tyler.

He is a lovable, loyal train wreck. This is the epitome of the train wreck part. Your poor mother. Yeah. Like, my life is a legitimate train wreck, but it's not the kind, it's not the kind of train wreck

where you're like, oh my God, that's so violent. Like, everything's on. on fire. No, this is the one where it's like, I can't stop watching. It's incredible like what's happening. Except for the fact that we always somehow get taken out by the train

as well. Why am I part of it? Look, man, you guys are the one standing too close to the tracks. Nothing I can do about it. It's terrible. It's terrible. But love that you're here. It's good time. It's, it's, it's, you know, honestly, I cannot believe it's been almost three months. Yeah. Because I came back. It is flown by

and gonna, gonna be honest, I'd been out of the radio games since, 20, 22. So, well, at least like the AM-FM side of the radio. I can't hit him when you say that. So, no, I've been out of it since 2020 and these three months. Kind of, kind of fall in love and, falling back in love with it again. He's loving it.

His confidence is going back up again. You hear it? I see, that's where he gets in trouble, guys. This is where it's bad. I think it's growing too fast to the point where Brett can't stop it. Yeah. And I'm slightly scared. He's going to blow him scared.

Oh, no, I'm trying. He's trying very hard. It's like that thing they say where like if you chop off the head, just two more grow back. Well, check this out. If you want to wash away your sins, we can do is, what you can do is buy some damn popcorn from Julianne's daughter. I will. I will. So she mentioned that the other day. I did just get paid yesterday. So I will be buying that. Or you can just straight up donate. You don't even have to buy popcorn. But you know, you're well, no, I might. I might just buy. it and send some to the studio. We'll see what happens. Now, I'm trying to see how you can get to it now.

I mean, damn, Julian. Actually, while you look this up, I think this is great that you mentioned Julianne, because there is one thing I want to bring out. Oh, okay. I'm sure she can post it on social media, add damn Julianna link. If I buy this popcorn, is my tooth

gonna rot like her kids did? Oh, I didn't even click on that. I didn't, so a little bit of backstory. Jules sends us this video in the group chat. Nobody's going to hear the popcorn part now of her kid at the dentist and what did she say the adult tooth was growing like in the same spot as the baby tooth yeah yeah but the baby tooth didn't want to move yeah i've had that and so the baby tooth was just rotting away yeah and her breath stank did you so you watched it though no i didn't watch it she described it in great detail

and i said i'm not i'm clicking that no i think eric was the only one that watched it i watched part of it oh you did yeah i mean i've had a lot of dental work so i was just like I don't want that I just didn't want the 20 message chat in the group chat about it I was honestly physically annoyed by it because I just finished an hour plus drive home

and I'm like what the hell is this? What is happening? I don't care. I really don't. I'm sorry. I woke up from a nap and that was the first thing I saw and I immediately went back to sleep. I'm like I'm not dealing with this right now. Not good. Not good. Do I have anything else to share

before we leave? I just want to make this quick pod before big holiday weekend and please go back and listen to the last episode. It was really, really good. Oh, yeah. And if you guys want to keep listening, maybe first-time listener, we've met a lot of people raising games that haven't even listened to the podcast yet. I know. But have adored us.

They've mentioned that they missed Julianne. They miss Randy. They're happy ties back. They miss Eric. And I'm like, well, do you listen to the pod? Yeah. I don't even know about the pot. I know. We don't really promote it a lot. Well, go back. Not only that podcast, but let's say go back four episodes and binge all of them. Last episodes have been pretty epic. I think they're really good. every single one there's something about Tyler oh weird there's a there's a uh if you want to see a giant character arc start at the very beginning and work your way to now my god actually there's a couple people who have hit us up it said i just discovered what's new pod i'm gonna start from

the beginning i have heard that from people and i have got a message saying oh my god i can't stand tyler his ego is out of control and i'm like what episode do you on episode 10 oh oh that was just wait just wait through a mic in front of my face at the right bungage of 27 and I'm like, oh, big time. Not good. So Tyler, how's it feel not to have to set up your microphone today? Pretty great. I normally don't have to set it up because I usually just leave it plugged in to avoid computer trouble, but

once in a while you still get the settings switched by accident. Yeah. It doesn't happen. Oh, this is what we say about this pod too, because we give you the heads up on a lot of things before anybody else. I don't know if I share this on the last podcast because we're kind of drunk, we're taking shots.

But I'm telling you right now, if you're listening to this podcast, And you're a Woody Show fan this month and pretty much until the middle of December. Okay. The giveaways on the Woody Show. Okay. Are going to be the biggest giveaways of my entire career. Okay.

And on stop like Christmas every week on the Woody Show. So you've got to tune in for that. I can reveal like, yes, we're going to do the Dubai trip. Oh, we give that away in October during the October birthday month. Yeah. Got a lot of fun stuff planned during the. October birthday month involving giveaways on the Woody show that everybody can participate in. Including me?

No. No. No, sorry. You work here. You know, people around the country because some people are like, oh, you're only doing that in Los Angeles. No, like, we have huge giveaways that everybody can be a part of coming soon. So make sure you tune in for that. Don't forget, we're going to be at Lazy Dog in Downey, September 25th.

More details to come on that. So a shout out to our friends at Morongo. We're going to do some fun stuff with Morongo. I know that. If you're out around the desert, make sure you check out our friends there. Oh, man, I had this epic meeting last night about something that had to do with downtown L.A. I saw something about this because wasn't there like a French bulldog and a Cadillac or something like that? Yeah, so I can't give away all the details.

But my meeting started with a French bulldog actually in a Mercedes. Close enough. It ruled. And that whole meeting that had was incredible. We're working on some huge things that, man, I wish I could share. I just saw that. I was like, they know how to, they know how to sell the menace. Yeah, for real.

Just bring a French to the meeting, man. Yeah. And so it was pretty much like a brainstorming meeting of things that we can do with listeners. And I can tell you this, things that I pitched were involving helicopters. Okay. VIP experiences. Okay. Exclusive merch.

Okay. We're all in this brainstorming meeting and stakes, lobsters. Yes. And King Crab Legs. So that's what I can throw out there. I may have just josed. Dude, that's where I sit, man.

Well, you're going to need a new chair. Disgusting. Anyways, Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yes. If you want to see all the baseball stuff and parts of the cities I am going to, please feel free to follow me at Heavy T underscore on air on Instagram because that's where I will be posting everything. there is a lot of it

I'm going to be dead honest with you I even got those meta rayband sunglasses to help me film the occasion so I am fancy I cannot tell you how stoked I am to do this I even check the weather everything's planning out accordingly

where I'm going to be in Milwaukee I'm going to be at this hotel that's kind of haunted and that's kind of cool so I might die and not come back but like I did I am so excited and the food is going to be

Boom. Damn. Also, if you're a single mother, please slide into his DMs. Oh, yeah. Preferred. Yes. Noise.

All right. Check out our friend Joe Koi, J-O-K-O-Y.com. Check out our friend Fluffy, aka Gabriel Glacius. They both have a mega, huge, historic show happening in March of next year. Make sure you go to their website and pick up some tickets.

It's happening at SoFi Stadium. Oh, I got some insight about SoFi Stadium. Oh. Yeah. shared on this podcast. I'm going to tell you afterwards, but it is going to be epic. Let's just say they're building out SoFi and they're putting some new things around SoFi Stadium that I got to see some previews of and it is freaking epic. I'm excited. Wait, wait for it. Why are you excited? Because I could potentially get free tickets to whatever is happening.

Look. Oh, look. I have my end. Oh, speaking about that area, shout out to our friends at Cosm, COSM. They're also in Dallas, Texas, opening up in other cities soon, but they're gearing up for football. And if your favorite team is not in town, you can watch football game at Cozum. And I'm telling you, it is legit. Check it out. COSM.com. Check out the sex with them me podcast. Check out our friends, Man Kim. They have a party coming up. Go to Man Kim.com or follow them on Instagram. It's going to happen in Los Angeles. It's going to be super fun. And listen to the mothership. The Woody Show, Money Through Friday on the I Heart Radio app. Also pick up a blanket, blankets by Tracy, just Google blankets by Tracy.

And what is happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique, Brett? Don't forget, Shasta Jeans Boutique will be at the Haina Horror Market this Saturday at the Mayflower Club in North Hollywood from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. free event. Or if not, you can't make the trip out or you're not in the area. Go to Shastaheensboutique.com. Too-O's because spooky or hit the link in my link tree at St. Ford for that and the information on the hyena horror market this Saturday. Nice. Oh, FYI, I just want to give a big shout out for people that hooked us up to give away things at Raising Cain's.

First, huge shout out to SeaWorld San Diego. Love going to SeaWorld San Diego. And make sure you check out their concert series. Their concert series go viral, super fun. And just, I'm telling you right now, people sleep on how good the food is at SeaWorld. Oh, so good. Like when they have their food festivals, you're not going to want to miss those. But just going there and being in San Diego is a super good time.

So check out SeaWorld San Diego. And thank you for hooking us up with passes to give away to our listeners. And on top of that, I would like to thank the Peterson Automotive Museum. If you love cars and you have not been to the Peterson Automotive Museum, you're missing out. Also, they have this thing called the vault. And down in the vault, they have like these super, super rare cars. And right now, guess what they have? Which I love, a bunch of F1 cars that you can see in person.

So make sure you check out the Peterson Automotive Museum. I'm going to be hanging out there, I think, like, a week or so. I'm going to go check out the cars up close and personal. But thank you for giving us passes to give away at our event. And they have tons of cars from film and television and stuff. Do they rotate those cars? Yes, constantly. Okay, because I remember seeing

like the Blade Runner car was there, Bumblebee from the Transformers movie, the Camaro was there. So that's cool. It doesn't matter when you go, you're going to see a different collection of cars to a degree. So that's rad.

Yeah. All right, guys. We'll see you next week. What's new? What's new with menace? You know,