What's New Podcast - Tyler Defends Spike Lee, Our First XFL Game, Santa Ana Zoo, Travel Deals and More!

Episode Date: March 11, 2020

This week we talk Tyler Defending Spike Lee, Our First XFL Game, Santa Ana Zoo, SoDi Stadium, Travel Deals and More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace. I am Menace. I am joined by Bort, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show that you can hear across the country and around the world on AFN radio. Look that up if you're part of the military network. Check out the Freedom Channel every single morning with the Woody Show. He has an assistant. His assistant is named Eric, but we call him Nick Soundwave. What is up, Eric?

Hello, Menace. Hello. Breaking news real quick. We'll just throw it out there. Get out of the way. Instagram handle changed. I know. I finally decided to play ball and stop giving Menace headaches and trying to figure out

how to tag me on what various social media. I don't have to look it up anymore. I know it. That only took one whole year. One whole year. E Soundwave is the new Instagram handle. E Soundwave. Picked and curated by Menace himself.

So I'm assuming I'm going to have a million followers by the end of the day. Well, I noticed that your follower count automatically went up after. Yeah, I know it did work. So maybe you got this social media thing down, Menace. Yeah yeah and you don't have to be called nick now look at that no that was always the hang-up i never really had a problem with the soundwave part the nick part is what got me yeah e soundwave on instagram we have tyler in the room he runs the boards for the woody show on alt 987 in la and orange county what is up, Tyler? What's up, guys? What up? No!

You know what's funny? I was so going to burn him, too, and say, well, he kind of runs the boards some days. But, you know. Oh, man. Man. Let's just say Tyler had a bad day. It's okay. It's okay. We're going to come back.

Step it up, man. Tomorrow will be good. Come on. Tomorrow. No, today. Has anybody seen the alt studio? Do we know if he smashed anything? Oh, yeah.

I did tell Brett earlier, I said I came very close, but I decided not to. Oh, then he remembered the camera was in there. Well, you know, there was nothing else to smash in there. I thought about taking it out on the phone surfboard, but I'm like, no, it's studio property. I can't really touch that, so I can't do anything. I did put IT on watch, though. I said, if you guys see anything weird, let me know. There is footage of Tyler smashing things in the past on our Instagram, at what's new pod.

That's at what's new pod. We also have Randy with us. Randy, he is a radio dj himself and he works for the woody show thank you randy for being here let's get some things out of the way huge event calendar going on today is tuesday hopefully i have the podcast released today and then tomorrow that'd be wednesday the 11th of march i'm gonna be to be in Long Beach at Ralph's from 5.30 to 7pm and I'm going to be giving out some Disney

takeover tickets there so hopefully people come out for that, right? I think that they would come out. It's just Disneyland's California Adventure. It's just the Woody show taking over the place. People might be interested in that. The park is only open to our listeners. You can get on rides be interested in that. You know, the park everyday stuff. You know, the park is only open

to our listeners. You know, you can get on rides really easy. No one's going to come. If you want the address for that, that is going to be

at thewittyshow.com. Click on events or go to whatsnewpod.com and click on events. I cannot release the full address until Wednesday.

That's the 11th tomorrow. But again, I'll be in Long, just park in Long Beach. Just know that I'll be in Long Beach. Just park in Long Beach. Just know that I'll be at a Ralph's between 5.30 and 7 p.m. And then on Friday, I'm going to be in Lakewood

at another Ralph's. That's March 13th from 5.30 to 7 p.m. Doing the exact same thing. And then on Saturday, of course, Big Bear Mountain Resort. We're doing it again. Oh, yeah.

1 to 3 p.m. Thanks to Jack Daniels Tennessee Fire and DC Shoes. We'll be out there doing a ton of giveaways. So come hang out with us on the mountain. So last week we went over this on the Woody show about how Spike Lee

was being a pain in the ass at Madison Square Garden. He was getting upset that he wasn't able to go through the employee entrance to Madison Square Garden. He was getting upset that he wasn't able to go through the employee entrance to Madison Square Garden. He was asked to go through the VIP entrance. Yeah, he was being bitchy. Security rerouted him. He was being bitchy.

And he was being a huge baby about it. Guess who was a defender of Spike Lee? Was it a huge Knicks fan? Yeah. Oh, gee. I wonder who it could be. It'd have to be a Knicks fan or someone invested into Madison Square Garden?

It's been in New York all the time. A New Yorker? You know what? It's got to be a massive basketball fan. Maybe. Or would it be Tyler, everybody? Oh, that makes sense. Hi, everybody.

So I got a heated argument because I found out through the grapevine that Tyler was a defender of Spike Lee. Why are you defending him? I will tell you what I told Greg. It's not so much a defender of Spike Lee. Why are you defending him? I will tell you what I told Greg. It's not so much a defense of Spike Lee. It's more of an anti-James Dolan. See, that's the thing. That's the thing.

You've got to do that side. No, it's not. So James Dolan is the owner of the Knicks. He's the owner of the Knicks, and he's arguably the worst owner in all of American professional sports. That doesn't matter. What did I tell you he was going to say?

And the Angels and whatever OC BS you're spewing. Why do you care if James Dolan's a't matter. What did I tell you he was going to say? And the Angels and whatever OC BS you're spewing. Why do you care if James Dolan's a bad owner? What did I tell you? I told you he was going to say, he was going to be like, well, James Dolan is the worst owner, arguably, in professional sports. What does that have to do with him

going through the employee entrance? Why is it a big deal that he does if the precedent has been set for 20-something years? The rules! The rules change! Okay, they change on a whim just like that in the middle of the season.

How do rules change? Are they supposed to be like, they're supposed to do a slow roll? For the casual fan, okay, yeah, I get that they change. For someone who's been

using the entrance for 27 years. All the celebrities go through the VIP entrance. Okay, what do you think? He has a VIP entrance. People used to be able to smoke on airplanes.

What do you think, Jeff? That's different. You could able to smoke on airplanes. That's different. You could die for smoking on airplanes. That's different. You could die. Some scaffolding can fall on you. There you go. All right, sure. So we go to the Staples Center.

What entrance does Jack Nicholson take to come into the building? Probably not the employee entrance. Probably the VIP entrance. I can guarantee you that he probably still doesn't use the VIP. Because when we went to the Kings game and we had suite tickets, we went through VIP slash suite entrance. That's still very much a public entrance. I see celebrities go through that entrance all the time. I'm sure if Jack Nicklaus or Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers or Flea, two mega Lakers fans.

You say Lakers fans, you think Jack Nicklaus and Flea. Cour mega Lakers fans. You say Lakers fans, you think Jack, Nicholas, and Flea. Courtside every game. I'm sure if Jeannie Buss came up to them and said, Hey, guys, you know what? We're going to have to change it up. They're not going to make a damn media tour on ESPN trashing the Lakers. Who cares if James Dolan sucks?

Play by the rules, bro. Do you go to McDonald's and just walk behind the counter? Look, I was just like? That is health violation. That is completely different. I've been spending tons of money here my whole life. Can I just come back and make the burger? Basketball situations,

problems aside, this just feeds into the ongoing thing that we always talk about. I don't understand why Tyler gets upset over the stupidest things that don't involve him. Number one, he's not from New York. Number two, I don't think he's ever even been to New York. Number three, name two players on the Knicks.

Two players on the Knicks right now? Yes. No, later. He can't even name players on the team. But yes, this is a huge James Dolan. You're on the wrong side of history, man. And you're defending entitlement right now. It's not entitlement.

It's all about... He's not a part owner of the team. But who do... Okay, if he wants to walk through the employee entrance we talked about on the show, great opportunity. Worth a concession. Here's the situation. I go over to your house.

You know, hey, we're boys. And I go in the back door. Yes, okay, get past that. I go in the back door. Hey, man. Sweet. Thanks for letting I go in the back door. Okay, get past that. I go in the back door. Hey, man, sweet. Thanks for letting me go in the back door. But if you say, hey, man, can you start using the front door? Guess what?

It's your house. I'm not going to be like, dude, what the hell? I'm not going through the back door forever. Why are you going to change it up on me? Here's another situation for you. It's a completely different situation. How did it go? Yes, it is.

It's not. This is a business, too. Okay, hold on. Who even said that he's allowed to go into that entrance? Like, where has it ever been stated, you're allowed to go to this entrance? Or is this just something that happened? Is there a Spike Lee sign somewhere? It was probably Dolan's dad who owned the team before he did.

Okay, well, he doesn't own the team anymore. That is speculation. Okay, but Dolan's owned the team since like 90-something. And it's been fine until now. What the heck? All right, do you not remember the days? Not until now. Because they even said they were telling him not to do it before.

I'm too young to remember this, but is this true or not true? At some point, you were able to walk with people to the terminal at airports to watch them board their flights and leave. That's completely different. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. True or false? True, right?

Now, do you think they rolled it out? Like, hey guys, I'm just letting you know, next week you can't do this. No, they were like, all right, you guys can't do this anymore. That is a completely different situation because people died. Dude, it doesn't even matter if he found out that night. I'm sorry. Here's the thing. It's not even a big deal to Spike Lee because he's going back next season.

If he was that pissed off, he would write him off. He's just doing that so he can get the news. He wants Dolan gone. Everybody's been wanting Dolan fired. And that's kind of the point I was getting to. You're taking Dolan. You are. You are.

You're showing to the rest of the... If you don't care about your biggest fan, are you going to care about everybody else? No, you're not. He's the owner. It doesn't matter. He makes the rules, bro. Who cares if he pisses everybody off?

He can say nobody get in the damn building. I'll watch the Knicks by myself. You have no problem then if a couple years ago when the Dodgers were having horrible ownership under McCourt, if he started treating the top fans like absolute crap, you have no problem with it whatsoever. It's not my call!

It doesn't matter! You don't tell me! You're telling me that would piss you off, though? I understand it would be upsetting, but I'm sorry. You're just a fan, dude. You have no control over what happens. I know you don't

have no control. As Joe Schmo fan, like Rando fan, I know I don't have control over it. Neither does Spike Lee! Neither does Spike Lee. Neither does Spike Lee. Spike Lee doesn't choose what happens on the roster. I know it's a big amount of money, $300,000 to get season tickets or whatever he does, courtside. But, dude, that's a drop in the bucket when it comes to team ownership. And the laws of debate.

They'll make that $300,000 back. You automatically lose. Like ownership of the Knicks, bro. Yeah, you automatically lose because you're not coming with factual information. You're arguing with the motions. He's mean. Yeah, you're arguing. You're saying this is wrong because Dolan is a dick.

But that's not factual information. You're arguing with the motions. This is a guy, like I told Minnis earlier, who had a Knicks legend arrested basically on the court because he was just saying some crap about him. That's it. Well, he can get him kicked out of the building. Someone like that should not be an owner. I'm sorry.

I stick up for the fans because I'm a Magic Sports fan. I stick up for the fan. I'm sorry. All right, let's change the subject. Later today, we're going to the mall, and we're going to be at the Glendale Mall. Hell yeah. We're going to go have sushi together.

I love the mall. Kura Sushi. It's a rotating sushi bar. And while we're there, Tyler, I want to gift you, for working so hard on this podcast, a couple t-shirts. Yes! Because the Bullet shirt is getting a little too old. Oh, man.

Every time I look at you, I feel the Bullet shirt is in effect. I respect the Bullet Club shirt because that definitely gets to some ends with some people. They respect it. However, he does have one shirt from, I think,

like when Obama ran as president and the blue, red, and white tone was a thing. With some dude in a gas mask. Dog, that shirt's gotta go.

Ooh. That's an older shirt, yeah. Yeah. I figured. Yeah, we'll go. We'll give you a couple shirts, man. So that's two. That's an older shirt, yeah. I figured. Yeah, we'll go. We'll give you a couple shirts, man. That's two. He has the gray, just the straight gray one that you see regularly.

So that's three. Is that gray? He likes Salinas. Can we name the other two? No, yeah. All I know is the gray one and the blue one. That's it. I have a straight gray, a straight blue, a straight green, and a straight black.

I'm not making fun of it. Maybe I have like six. I'm not making fun of it. Honestly, look. I'm not making fun of this. Maybe I have like six. I'm not making fun of this. Honestly, look, I just keep it really simple. I just have a rotation of about like six. But it seems like the bullet one comes in rotation a lot. Here's the difference with Menace. Menace has, he says, I wear the same shirt every day,

but you have replicas, replicas of the same shirt every day. I doubt he has the same bullet club and different shirts. I doubt he has different gray ones. How often are you doing laundry? Once a week. You only have six shirts. That means you're doubling up one day a week. That means you're shirtless one day. No, like

on the weekend, it's just a bum shirt. A bum shirt? See, he told me last week, he's like, I gotta do laundry. It's piling up on the chair. I'm like, dog, you've got to do laundry. It's piling up on the chair. I'm like, dog, you've got like five shirts. What's piling up? You grab the pile, you throw it in the washing machine.

That's it. Dude, the mall that we're going to, they have box lunch. We'll go there. We'll check out some stuff. They got Macy's. That's where I get all my shirts. No, no, Menace, you have to choose his shirts. He can't choose his shirts.

I got to say that. We're going to touch on the event that we went to. We recently went to something also pretty cool this last week. Andler came to work the following day looking disheveled wearing the exact same clothes you went to the event and then i was like and i was like all right and i was wearing the same pants i was wearing the same crew neck but different shirt and so i told tyler i'm like dog did you just fall asleep in your clothes and come to work in the same stuff oh no i threw in the washing machine real fast. No, you didn't. I did not say I threw it in the washing machine. You did.

I didn't say that after I got home. I said I threw it in before the game. No, no. No, you did not. You said that in front of all of us. There's a circle of trust, bro. Randy, I'm not going to lie to you. You don't have very selective hearing.

Except it brings a circle of trust, bro. You can tell us. I heard it. I don't have selective hearing. Except it burns a circle of trust, bro. You can tell us. I heard it. And I don't have selective hearing. There's nothing embarrassing by that. No, I'm just saying that's what happened. No need to lie. I will say this.

It is a possibility I misspoke because number one. Shut up. Shut up. Number one, that tends to happen. And number two, because the game ran a little late, I was extremely sleep deprived. Eric's a sports guy. He's a betting man. Eric, if you had to put little late, I was extremely sleep deprived. Eric's a sports guy. He's a betting man.

Eric, if you had to put your money down on one of two things, number one, Tyler misspoke, or number two, Tyler was lying. Let me get my mom on the phone and tell her to cash the equity in her house. How is it always when Tyler's tired that that explains all his mistakes? You know, it's funny. You go to sleep really late, and then every day I see you, you're wearing a different flannel, a shirt. We've also established that Brett just isn't human. And with all the people that live in your house,

that washing machine has to be going 24-7 if you're really using it. That thing gets worse. I'm just saying. What is the electric bill like? I think this year is a perfect year for us to capitalize because allegedly he's going to the gym. Allegedly he's eating healthier.

All right. If we can make him look better. That's a lie. 2020, the year of Tyler not being gross. Eating healthier. We know that's a lie. Yep. Because we all went to the XFL together.

I can explain. Our very first game. Our very first game. So awesome, by the way. We went to go see the Wildcats versus the Vipers. The game was awesome. We'll get to the food part right now, and then we'll get to the other stuff. So we were invited into the Wildcats suite, which was catered.

It was cool. And there was a lot of bacon-wrapped hot dogs in there. We saw somebody, not supposed to be eating beef, eat one of them hot dogs. Maybe it was more than one hot dog. Be honest. I am dead honest. It was just one. One.

And the only reason I did it is, look, we're invited. It's out here. I'm not going to be rude and not take any. And look, I'm not supposed to be rude. It's the only thing I had. I swear on my life. That's fine. Also, I'd like to point out that right.

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no, no, I was going to jump in and say that I, too, flubbed. I dropped the ball. I had a bun. However, Brett also pointed out, because I'm not thinking watching the game, I went for another one, and Brett's like, yo, dude, you're not supposed to be eating bread. I was like, ah, damn. So I ate the wiener just straight up with my hand. Yeah, of course you did.

I will say I did have fruit, but also I will say this. The suite we were in was fairly large. Yeah. I completely did not even see the other table. Oh, you didn't see the other option. I didn't see the other table. Wow, is this an excuse? Dude, you're such a dirty effing liar.

I'm just saying. All right, yeah. You're such a liar. How big was the suite? The entirety of the football field that you couldn't see the other food trays? I will say that might be kind of factual just because we were in the suite for about.5 seconds before hands were in fridges and hot dogs were being made. We were in the door and the fridge was about two inches away from the door.

And then the hot dogs were about three inches past that. Ten seconds later, Pacifico, Modelo, hot dogs being made. I'm like, guys, we haven't even shaken hands yet. What are we doing? And, you know, I would give him the benefit of the doubt were it not for the fact that we sat. Because I think there were some XFL guys, some players who were injured or something,

sitting at the end of the one table, closest to the hot dogs. They wanted to hang out and watch the game. So we had to sit on the other side of the table. You know, the other side of the suite where the other food was. In fact, he was sitting there with us and Eric Soundwave went to get his fiance some tacos

because he said, they've got tacos, you should get tacos in front of him. So there's no way. This is while I was already like a quarter of the way through the hot dogs. All right. That's when we sat down, and that's when I looked and said,

oh, we have tacos as well. All I'm understanding is that you two gluttonous pigs decided to just hound on all the hot dogs and not look for any other food and broke your diets. I just had the bun, but I went back to just eating the hot dogs. You had a hot dog too. Yeah, I had one and that's all I was going to keep it to.

I'm not trying to be rude. I'm trying to be polite because this is offered to us. I didn't realize that. I'm not even going to BS you. That's exactly what would have happened, Tyler. Lights turns off at Diggity Sports Health. They're all sitting on the 50-yard line. They're thinking, damn, those guys from the Woody show, they didn't eat one of those damn hot dogs.

Don't invite them back. I don't want to keep eating wieners. They took care of us. We got to go out on the field and just see how the whole operation works. I was asked to run out on the field and to see how the whole operation works i was asked to run out on the field with the flag with the teams and dude i was so gassed when i did that because it's a gigantic flag by the way i almost poked one of the players in the eye with the flag when i was

getting it ready to run out on the field yeah and then i get to the 50 yard line and they go that's where you're gonna park with the flag and, and you're just going to wave it. I thought it was going to be super quick, you know, because the players are coming out, too, and then we just walk out the field. Dude, I was out there with that flag back and forth for, it felt like an hour. Yeah, because you were out there. You did the initial run. Yeah, I'll go. From the back behind the end zone out to the 50, so you're running 50 yards there.

And you're pretty well running out there, too. So, yeah, okay. And then everybody kind of was watching you, and they're like, oh, he's standing. And then, oh, player intros. Keep waving. Keep waving. That thing was heavy. It looks like we might be at the next game

that's going to be happening March 29th. It's the Wildcats versus the Houston Roughnecks. Oh, the undefeated team. Man, it was so much fun, though. It's just like a giant party. Yeah, it really is. And people very much so underestimate the quality of the stadium and the game we're going to get because you're so close.

You have a good seat no matter where you sit. Also, what was super fun is a bunch of our listeners were there, too. That halftime thing was super fun when we got to go up there with the DJ and all that kind of stuff. And then right when we got off, there was a ton of listeners just waiting to say hi to us. What was cool was that there was listeners that we had seen checking on social media that were going to be there. But then there was a lot of listeners that didn't know we were going to be there yet. And they saw your image and immediately just ran over. Yeah, there was a little crowd because all of a sudden we were up on the

Jumbotron behind one of the DJs, you know, and then we sung happy birthday to Freddie Prinze Jr. I know. What does that mean? By the way, Freddie Prinze Jr. was there with us. We didn't even know until they go, hey, it's Freddie Prinze Jr. Let's sing him happy birthday. We're like, oh my God.

Yeah, he was standing in front of me and Brett. Yeah, but he was facing the game. And I'm like, Brett, who do people keep taking selfies with? And they're like, okay, so then we're going to sing happy birthday to Freddie. And we're like, Freddie. And he turned and me and Brett are like,

oh, that's Freddie Prinze Jr. Yeah. I'm like, do you not know that guy going to sing happy birthday to Freddie. And we're like, Freddie? And he turned. And me and Brett were like, oh, that's Freddie Prezunio. I was like, do you not know that guy's betted Star Wars? Man, this is amazing. And apparently he goes to all the games. Yeah, he has his own custom-made LA Wildcats jersey. That was part of the good party vibe of the place, though. Everyone was repping Wildcats gear, all the fans that were there. And they just wanted to have a party.

They just wanted to hang out and have a good time. And the game was fun. And when the Wildcats caught up halfway through the game, and then they started taking the game, dude, those fans went wild. Yeah, I'm excited to go again. Again, March 29th, Dignity Health Sports Park.

And this time it's at noon because it was a little late night for us. We're dying the next day. But noon game is going to be cool. That is a turn up. That'll be dope. And speaking football, major announcement for our station here in Los Angeles, Alt 98.7. We've partnered with the Chargers, and now we have access to SoFi Stadium.

This thing is so sick. I find this is just mind-boggling because I've never been affiliated with anything of this caliber. Yeah. And so the idea that we can go to the stadium for stuff is just insane. Aerial photos of the place, you can really grasp exactly the size and the magnitude of the area they're taking up in Inglewood. I know. And to have the hookup thanks to the Chargers for the next couple of years to get people into this place. And imagine how dope the suites are going to be.

It's going to make Staples Center look small, dude it's the size of this place is going to be yeah it's going to be insane when it opens if you want the hookup listen to alt 987 you know where to come yeah i was just thinking about it we've been spending a lot of time together you know last week it was like almost every single day we had to take one break but we also went to the santa ana zoo and how dope was that dude that was so much fun i can't even describe how excited i was to go and then just to go behind the scenes of the santa ana zoo getting to check out the animals up close getting to pet animals you never thought you'd be able to pet before how many times did nick soundwave say National Geographic?

Dude, that's my luck, man. I'm still smiling from Santa Ana Zoo, to be honest. 110%. They mentioned something like, oh, you know, we're a little small. We're not like San Diego Zoo. We're not like LA Zoo. But the access we had to go. And I was like, well, they didn't let me pet a lemur, so you guys are not my favorite zoo.

We were in the monkey cages. Giving lemurs belly rubs while they're hanging upside down off a branch dude we got to pet an armadillo i know like how how sick was that that was super sick you can actually see a lot of this stuff on our instagram at what's new pod i actually started putting um little instagram stories like save them on our profile so you can see a lot of stuff that we talk about if you're listening to some of our older podcasts. And shout out to everyone at the Santa Ana Zoo, man. They're all diehard fans of the Woody Show

and everything, man. Yeah, we went up to one of the workers that didn't even know we were going to be there and they had a Woody Show sticker. On their hydro flask. Oh, and then the camel thing, taking all the photos. Their camel has been trained. Obviously, they didn't train it to do this specifically, but it does it so much and does it so well

that if you just hold a little carrot or apple over your shoulder, it pretty much will come and eat the carrot and kind of pose for a little selfie with you. Dope. It's a camel selfie challenge. Now, were the animals afraid of Tyler or not afraid of Tyler? So I was paired up with Tyler to go into a couple of the cages. Oh, yeah.

How'd that go? Well, man, Tyler's a little scared of the animals. Were you? He dropped food multiple times. I dropped it twice. I heard something. Twice? Which I guess is multiple, so. Speaking of Tyler and animals, I heard something, a rumor. Apparently, Tyler's afraid of heights or something. Oh, this ties

into. Okay. Alright, so. What happened? Tyler dropped food with the lemurs and he dropped food with the sloth. Yeah. Now the only thing with the sloth was and you guys he dropped food with the sloth yeah now the only thing with the sloth was and you guys had to warm up the sloth sloth was a little tired that day yeah warmed up started hanging out and he's hanging in a sack on top of like a like a almost like a flower sack that's hanging from what six seven eight feet on the roof yeah right so i had i had heard previously that tyler was a little scared of heights. He had to get up on a step ladder to reach a sloth.

Yeah. He got up one step, two steps, and would not move. Are you serious? And he hesitated to go to the third. Dude, it was a small ladder. No, that was fine. I want to clarify this. That was fine.

Before we went into each one of these cages, he's getting passionate. we had to wipe our shoes down on some kind of mat that had soap and water on it. I was more concerned about my shoes slipping on the step and me falling. That's what I was concerned about. I have no problem with.

That's fine. It's when you guys are like, hey, let's go on the Ferris wheel. I'm like, nah, man. Isn't that a heights thing? That's where I said, nah, I'm okay. Ferris wheel, I'm good. Bro, I'm not lying. He hesitated that third step. He almost went until the zookeeper was like, you don't have to go up.

You can reach from there. And then he dropped the grape for the sloth. I don't want to slip and fall. Oh, my God. Are you scared that the animals are going to bite you? No. Actually, the sloth might have been my favorite because I put the grape up and slowly peeked its head out like, what's this?

It just ate it. Yeah, the sloth. Then went back and hid. And I was like, what's this? It just ate it. Then went back and hid and I was like, that's beautiful right there. Thank you again to the Santa Ana Zoo and all the workers there for that awesome experience. I can't wait to go back. I've peaked. 2020 can't get any better than

Santa Ana Zoo. I really can't. Then the very next day we went and met up with one of the founders of Wahoo's Fish Tacos in Long Beach, California at one of their new locations. And it's in this super dope area. It's like a bunch of different food spots.

The Long Beach Exchange. Yeah. But just to sit down with him and talk about how he started his business and got all these locations everywhere and just a cool story. And we had the food was super legit, obviously. I love Wahoos. Yeah. So good.

So his name is Wing Lamb, and he offered us to all come down there, try out some of the new margaritas and some of the food. Not a sponsor, by the way. Not a sponsor, by the way. Should be. So good. Yeah. The fish tacos were so fire.

My favorite, though, was this burrito he brought out to us. Yeah. It ruled. It was like fish and then a teriyaki steak and it's just oh the teriyaki steak with the onion ring inside and the sauce but you know i don't do this often when we go anywhere usually whatever they have i'm very happy i'm very grateful except i think this is the one place i asked can you please bring me a tofu taco if you guys are vegetarians or vegans their tofu effing rules! It's so good!

He was so nice to invite us out there. We were able to meet some great people there. We met some friends that I made, the Ducks and Tucks, and then the bartender he had there, Brent, what a nice guy too. Yeah, he was super dope. He killed it on the margaritas. So good. The guava rita he made for us was really good. I only got to sip some of it,

but Brent enjoyed it. If you guys are in the LA area, obviously there's a Long Beach location. There's one in Santa Ana, but also if you're in the OC, they are hardcore all over the OC. They're all over the place now. There's 60 locations now. Most of this is in Las Vegas. Not by the Palms, I think. There's one in the

Staples Center. There's some tacos. Wahoos everywhere. Shout out. I also think that all these trips that we've been doing, because a lot of them have been around the OC and OC-oriented, I think the OC is my favorite place in California. I like LA. Don't get me wrong. But just the OC, the vibe there.

Brett loves it too. His wife was there for a good while. She lived down there and he'd make the commute. She was born and raised in the OC. I love it. I wish we had all these different satellite studios that we could just like, hey, I want to hang out in the OC for a couple of months. Oh, I want to go back to LA or I want to go to Nashville or I want to go to New York. You know, we actually can do that,

but I'm just saying where it became a regular thing. That would be awesome. Oh yeah. That'd be pretty cool. Until you didn't want to do it anymore. And then just go back to your central spot. There you go. Speaking of traveling, this coronavirus flash sales everywhere. Oh yeah. You know, and Randy told me that you heard about a bunch of deals and Coachella is going to be moved to October as that news was breaking because some guy from the New York Post, he

tweeted out because apparently he had some sources that they were trying to move the festival to those dates. Me and Spicy Nacho booked something right away where artist day at the hotel stay was $150 a night where it's normally six to $700 a night. Yep. Jesus. Yeah. So I compiled a few deals and one of these is so out of this world.

It's, it's hard to wrap your brain around how the price actually is, what it is. So I wanted to ask you guys, where are some places you would like to go? Because we have a few breaks coming up. I'm always looking to go to Buffalo. Buffalo, what about you, Bort? Because I know Bort's probably the pickiest traveler out of all of us. If it's even a cent over his

limit, he's not going. If there's no haunted stuff, he'll think about it. I would say he knows what he likes. He's not going if there's no haunted stuff he'll think about it i would say i would say he he knows what he likes yeah all right no aliens i'm not down i'm i'm simple picky okay i don't mind what it is as long as it's this but i'll negate a lot of places all right so where do you think you'd like to go i mean if it's clean by then dude i'll go japan it's clean all right dude if it's clean it's clean of corona i'll go to Japan. It's clean. All right. If it's clean, it's clean of Corona. I'll go.

I'll go there. Okay. So really the deals you're going to find, you're only going to find them if you really look for them. But there are a few that stood out to me. So let's say you currently want to go to Havana. Yeah. How much do you think a flight like that would cost normally right now?

Can I go to Havana? Is that legal? Yeah, it's legal. Now it is. Oh, it is? Yeah. Thank Obama. It's legal.

No, but I thought that got pulled back. But anyways, all right. If I can go to Havana and he did his research correctly, I would say currently $800. You're wrong. It's currently at a $200 discount than it normally is because people don't want to travel. Well, what's the normal price? The normal price is $800. So right now it's going for about $450 to $600,

depending on who you're flying with and what time and so on and so forth. All right, let's say you want to go to Atlanta. How much do you think a current flight to Atlanta would cost you? Current flight? Round trip, not one way. From Los Angeles to Atlanta. Round trip? $500.

Current flights to Atlanta are $95. Wow! Damn! $95. Let's go see the Braves, man. Now, Denver is typically a really popular spot for people who want to just go visit Colorado, get away a little bit. How much do you think a flight trip to Denver is?

Oh, let's see. Currently, right now. Like a flight. I've flown there. Right now. Right now. With the discount. Yep.

$50. Oh, $65. Of course not. What airlines are we talking? What airlines are we talking? Well, the thing is, if you're really trying to travel for cheap, you have Frontier, you got American, and a bunch of smaller companies.

But if you really want to travel, does it really matter, though? Well, Spirit's a good flight, a good pack airline you can take, carry a backpack, stuff for things like Menace does. You pay next to nothing. Let's say for you, Buffalo. How much do you think a current flight to Buffalo costs? They might pay me to go to Buffalo at this point. $45.

Okay. Well, now you're being a dick. It's $243. Oh, hold on. I'm the dick for the outline? Hold on. That's a crazy outline. $300 off, $400 off.

You're an idiot for guessing wrong. You know what? That's not a major hub. Just like Roswell, it's not a major hub. But like a flight to Buffalo, that's $180 off what it normally would be. And that's a crazy good price considering that's almost $200. Well, I did today call Nacho and I said, book everything. Everywhere we want to go, just book it.

And then she was telling me we want to go to Austin, right? Yeah. And obviously Austin just closed down everything. Yep. And she said, we can go there round trip for 200 bucks isn't that crazy book it let's go like i everything denver let's go let's go new york let's go and she said all right and tricks like these really work well for instance say you're eric or you're tyler and you really love sports the baseball season's coming up the nfl schedule is going to get released in a few months find out when your team is playing

where they're playing book the flight the hotel hand in hand will be an affordable price yeah then you're playing a lot less than you normally would pay oh just fyi you know we were talking about the sulfide stadium yeah for people that don't know that are listening to this around the country um it's right next to LAX Airport. So you literally can just get off the plane and go and check out a game. And with rates right now, book ahead. So now for some of these blockbuster deals that I saw,

a flight to Rome for two people in August, around the time that we get off, $800. Nice. And that's round trip, $800 for two people, which is, from what I saw, $400, $500 cheaper than what you'd normally find. Book it, everybody. Don't think about it. You want to go to Chicago? You want to go to Chicago? and that's round trip 800 bucks for two people which is from what i saw 400 500 bucks cheaper than what you'd normally find book it everybody you want to go to chicago you want to go chicago when we have time off two people how much you think it is for two people two people round trip

700 242 bucks nice nice where's riot fest i'm going let's go but the craziest deal that i saw online the absolute wildest deal that i saw a A 22-day cruise through the Middle East. You leave, I believe it was Dubai, and you arrive at your final destination in Italy. Yeah, five to eight Gs for that. All right, five to eight Gs. Okay, one grand then. Okay, one grand. And I'll say $2,500.

$2,500. What about you? I'll go $1,500. $1,500. So Eric was the closest. Borderline $1,500. $1,500. So Eric was the closest. Borderline $1,500 for a 22-day cruise. That's major because normal

week cruises, if you want to have a decent room, is $1,500. That's what I'm telling everybody. Book now. Get on the deals. The base deal was $3,000 for your simple cabin and now it's slowly picking up. But still, $1,500. That's a hell of a good deal for a 22-day cruise.

All right. I have a real question, though. Did you look up prices to Vegas? Because we could literally get on a plane right now and go to Vegas. Screw it. Let's just book it and go. No, how much is it? I need to know that, man.

Oh, like $45, $50. Get on your phone. Let's go. Let's go. Let's just do it. All right, everybody. Well, let's wrap this up because I got to go book some trips right now. Just FYI, again, tomorrow, Wednesday, if you're listening to this today on Tuesday, the 10th,

tomorrow, Wednesday, the 11th, I'm going to be in Long Beach at Ralph's. Thanks to Top Chops giving away some takeover tickets. Hell yeah. Get all the information. Go to thewoodyshow.com. Click on events on Wednesday because that's when I can give out the address. But I'm sure you can figure it out right now. Of course, always pay attention to the Woodyody show.com click on events on wednesday because that's when i can give out the address but i'm sure you can figure it out right now of course always pay attention to the woody show instagram page and then later on this week on friday march 13th i'm gonna be in lakewood california doing the exact same thing from 5 30 to 7 o'clock again check the woody show.com click

events follow us at the woody show on instagram, click events, follow us at The Woody Show on Instagram. And of course, all of us, again, together in Big Bear Mountain, 1 to 3 p.m. It's getting dumped on right now. There's going to be so much snow up there this weekend. Are we busting out the snow skate? I would be sad if we didn't, honestly. It's in my trunk. It's where I go. Dope.

Get all the information. Go to thewoodyshow.com if you need more information. But of course, if you're going to be at Big Bear Mountain Resort, we're going to be hanging out there from 1 to 3 p.m. Oh, and I forgot, if you want to win your own stay, you can do that. Just go to jdmountaingetaway.com. That's jdmountaingetaway.com. You can win a stay in Big Bear Mountain thanks to Jack Daniel's fire.

You can create your own memories just like we did on the snowscape. I know, right? We'll never forget those. Let's shout out some podcasts like The Boardcast. Oh, yeah. Go to theboardcast.com. We're working on some big things with The Boardcast. We had a power meeting yesterday. Yep. Randy wants to know so bad what we were talking about.

We're not going to let him know. He was itching at it. Yeah. Not really. We're not going to let him know. He was itching at it. Yeah. Not really. Yeah. Oh, what? He's like, oh, really? You guys had a meeting? What were you talking about?

What's going on? Hey, where'd you guys go? That is verbatim what I said. If it all comes together, it would be super cool. Go to thebortcast.com. Listen to it right now. The Bortcast. And there is a special story that will be on this week's edition of the Bortcast.

Okay. Randy's going to ask me and Eric for some advice. That's right. On how to say no, because he got into a bit of a predicament. Ooh. It's important advice. Sounds like a Randy move. Yep. We can all use.

This one is one for the ages. Oh, wow. This is really, really good. So, thebroadcast.com. All right. Well, congratulations on the kid, Randy. That's Tyler. Thank you. Shout out on the kid, Randy. That's Tyler. Thank you.

Shout out to the Nerd Now podcast. Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com. Randy is also on that podcast as well. If you need more Randy in your life with Ravy and Cameron. Who doesn't? Cameron has his own podcast called Mostly True Opinions with his fiance, Katie. Check that out. Also, shout out to

the Matt and Kim podcast with Matt and Kim. They are a band. They tour the country. Go that out. Also, shout out to the Matt and Kim podcast with Matt and Kim. They are a band. They tour the country. Go check out their live shows. They also do a podcast, mattandkim.com. Shout out to the Joe Coy podcast. Joe Coy. Just go to j-o-k-o-y.com. He has a bunch of shows

all the way until the end of the year going on. Make sure you check out his lineup. Dude, especially if flights are so cheap right now, you can fly anywhere and see one of his shows. I know. You could be a Joe Coy groupie and follow him from show to show for like a hundred bucks. I would love to do that.

That'd be great. That'd be so much fun because he does change it up from show to show because when we went to those forum shows, I went to the show the night before. And I went to the next show and it wasn't exactly the same. He does change it up. Right. You

have maybe a couple jokes that are the same, but yeah, switching it up. That's great, man. Yeah, it's super cool. Randy, go. Why aren't you booking these? I know. Do everything. And of course, shout out to the Sex with Emily podcast. I was talking with Emily the other day, so hopefully I'll be on our podcast again very, very soon. Just go to

sexwithemily.com. One of my favorite follows on Instagram. Yeah, very soon. Just go to sexwithemily.com. One of my favorite follows on Instagram. Yeah, and follow her on Instagram at sexwithemily. And of course, listen to the mothership, The Woody Show. Just search The Woody Show on the iHeartRadio app. Do it right now and listen to it Monday through Friday. And when you have free weekends, listen to our podcast. Just do that.

Nick Soundwave, do you have anything to say before we go? I'm just glad you're my friend, finally. He seems to me, right? Did he finally follow you on Twitter? Yeah, he finally followed me on Twitter. Yes. I know, right? But no, we're finally, I feel like the tension's gone between us. I mean, we still need to fix your Twitter,

but Instagram. Yeah, there's still an underscore there, yeah. Yeah, Instagram, eSoundwave on Instagram. Okay, Tyler, do you have anything else to say? No, I'm actually good this time. Alright, cool. Wow. Instagram, E Soundwave on Instagram. Okay, Tyler, do you have anything else to say? No, I'm actually good this time. All right, cool.

Wow. Wow. Man, a few words. Wow. All right, Randy, don't let the common flu scare you.

Book the trip of your dreams right now. Don't be a loser. I know. Bort? Let's go buy Tyler some damn shirts so I don't have to see more of the same thing, Yes, I can't wait.

Fashion show. Let's go do that and get some tacos and sushi. We're going to hit the mall. Oh, let's go get some sushi. Yes. Yeah. All, I can't wait. Fashion show. Let's go do that and get some tacos and sushi. We're going to hit the mall. Oh, let's go get some sushi. Yes. Yeah. All right, we'll see you next week.

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