What's New Podcast - Tyler Gets Laid Off, Randy's French Bulldog, Amazon Buys, Winning Money and more!

Episode Date: October 2, 2020

On this episode we talk Tyler Gets Laid Off, Randy's French Bulldog, Amazon Buys, Winning Money and more!

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Sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave. What's up? He also works at Fox Sports. He likes to talk sports and he likes to talk with us here on this podcast. We also have Randy, who's a radio DJ himself. Yo. On Alt 987 Los Angeles and he works on The Woody Show. Our very, very special guest. His name is Tyler. What is up, Tyler? How you doing?

What's up, guys? I guess I'm now going to be officially the special guest. Yeah, that's perfect. So let's get into it. So we've been saying special guest for months and months on this podcast. And the whole reason being is Tyler got furloughed from the company. What? Back in March? Yeah. End of March, beginning April, like around that time. Yeah.

So we've been calling him our special guest here on this podcast because we honestly didn't know, you know, what was going to happen. Was Tyler going to come back and be with us or not? And then so Tyler got that call the other day and said that he would be laid off like how how'd that go were you shocked or were you expecting it i was kind of prepared for it um my dad's always taught me one of those things like hey look you got to prepare for the worst you can hope for the best but just be prepared if the worst comes and so the longer and longer it took the more and more i had a creepy feeling like, Hey,

I think I might actually be like, Oh, I wasn't a hundred percent sure, but I got the phone call and I get it. Look, COVID is still a thing that's keeping people six feet apart and keeping excess personnel away from the actual company and doing their work at home. So I honestly have no hard feelings. I understand it was company decision. That's above all of your guys' head. There's nothing you guys can do about it. Yeah. I was gonna say there better not be hard feelings. I'm gonna kick your ass if there are boy. Yeah, I have no hard feelings at all. I love working with each and every one of you guys. And I learned a ton as I'm sure everybody read on my little Instagram and Twitter posts,

you know, like I'll, I'll be back on my feet. I'll find something. Although now I am going to definitely be looking at out of state options. And I say that because I've been wanting to move out of state for years now, just because, uh, based on the fact that I solely can't live here by myself on any type of money that I currently make. So, I mean, whatever happens, if you stay in the state or you don't stay in the state, love to keep you on the podcast if you're down. Oh, I'm totally down. I love doing this with you guys, to be perfectly honest.

This and Tailgater has been something that I honestly look forward to every week just because I know that not only does this keep my mic skills and my on-air skills loose and fresh, but it's just- Them skills, though. Them skills. I just- Hold on. His description of his mic skills, loose and fresh. Loose and fresh, but it's just... Them skills, though. Them skills. I just... Hold on. His description of his mic skills, loose and fresh.

Yeah, loose and fresh. I'm definitely going to help you try to find a job. Yeah, and I definitely appreciate that. You and a couple other people that I used to work with at my old radio job, everyone's hit me up and basically said that they'll keep an ear out. They'll let me know if something comes up. Even Brett and Eric, they said they'd let me know if anything comes up. So I can't honestly tell you guys how much I greatly appreciate all the help. And to everybody who is listening to this, who has

actually reached out to me on either Twitter or Instagram, I appreciate the kind words so much. You guys are awesome. And like I said, I'll be back on my feet sooner than later. I'm super confident that it's just a matter of when and where. That's all it is. So follow his journey on Instagram or Twitter at TylerTheBoardOp and he'll still be on the podcast with us. I will still be. We'll see about

Tailgater. I don't know about that. This is my out I need here. I'm just kidding. I was going to say, does anyone else feel sick over all this niceness and lovey-dovey crap? Let's go back to making fun of him. Come on. Your intro to Tailgater will not be as happy, Tyler. You know what? That's fine because

because of the Falcons loss last week, I wrote a very hateful message on Twitter. I have a feeling that is going to be discussed on the next episode of Tailgater. I'll tell you what, Tyler. Due to recent events, I won't take 20 bucks away from you when the Packers beat you. I'll only take 10.

Whatever, dude. I still expect the full 20 if the Falcons win. All right. So something else has been going on, but this time with Randy. And I keep on forgetting to bring it up. For the past couple podcasts, Randy has joined the Frenchie gang. Damn right. And he has a French bulldog.

And I can't believe I keep on forgetting to bring this up. How this come to be. You've been posting the dog on your Instagram page. It's super cute. What's the dog's name? How'd you get the dog? This is awesome. So the, I really wanted him to be Sancho. And I went back and forth with Menace asking for names. Cause I feel like your names for your dogs are fun. I like them. Yeah. My that his name be something she chose, and I didn't want to cause a fight over a dog. So I was like, okay, go ahead. That sounds like your mom.

Yeah, I know. It's going to be something terrible. His name is Chip because Chip, the dog is brown and looks like a potato. My mom's like, oh, potato Chip. No, Chip's actually good. Yeah, Chip's a funny name. What's funny is I've always wanted a friendship for the longest time, but they're so expensive. And I just, you know, I couldn't, I didn't have the money to pay for,

I couldn't will myself to do it. So what ended up happening was my cousin was gifted this dog by her husband. But the way she phrased it to my mom is, you know, with work and having to take care of two kids, she just doesn't have the time to dedicate to a dog. Yeah. That sounds like a woman that did not want that as a present she wanted like a ring or something else yeah so frenchies also dude they are stubborn dogs they're hard to handle as puppies to train them is nearly impossible so i try to it's funny you mentioned that because i've been really trying to teach him how to jump through the doggy door and go pee outside good luck yeah and so and so like i'll lay down a pee pad and be like look like i mean look chip you gotta pee in the house pee on the pee pad and five minutes later, he'll walk over and he'll miss the pee pad and pee on the floor. I'm like, dude, why is it this dog doesn't get it?

These dogs do not listen. No, they do not listen. They're the most stubborn dogs ever. But welcome to the crew, dude. Dude, it's awesome. He's so loving and he needs to be like, he needs to have attention all the time. So when I'm chilling, he's like right by me. It's just like you.

It's sick, man. It's like having an actual son i'll never forget when randy first texts me about this he texts me he's like hey i have something to tell you i just hit him back i said what and he said i have a son and the first thing i immediately thought of is oh my god his girlfriend's pregnant we're gonna have a little randy running around and then he sends me a picture of the dog i I was like, oh, okay. See, Randy Houdini'd me. He's like, hey, man, I might have a Frenchie available. Oh, really? And you know me, I've been trying to get

an animal pet. I have a Frenchie available text immediately turned into, well, I'm actually probably going to keep this dog. He pitched me the dog, too. Initially, I didn't want to keep him. I kept telling my mom, don't bring this dog to the house. We already have enough animals.

But then my mom ended up bringing him to the house, and my mom kind of fell for him. Once it's brought home, it's yours. It's over. Especially the cute little puppy man. But, yeah. Yeah, he pitched a dog to me as well, but I only like having female dogs because male dogs, they just pee everywhere. Yeah.

They'll pee all over the house. I'm good. Takes monster dumps, too. How does a dog that big take dumps twice as big as him? So it is October. We're recording this October 1st. And today we got just too busy with the Woody show. And I was going to lay out my birthday month wishlist this year on this podcast to recap it.

But we haven't posted it yet. So I can't do that. But I think I did put together a really good list, even though it is a wonky, crazy year and I don't want to ask for a bunch of free stuff and make it all about me this year, at least. I was going to say, man, you're going against the curve here. I know. So I think I came up with a fun list.

Of course, like maybe one or two things are for me, but the rest are for listeners and for the show. So that should be good. Wait for that post. It'll be at the Woody show on Instagram really, really soon. That's at the Woody show on Instagram. Oh, there's one thing I could probably tell you. Okay.

I'm on the list. I am going to do a virtual job fair October 30th. So virtual job fair October 30th. So virtual job fair, October 30th. And I'm just asking everybody, if your company is hiring, I don't care if you have a small company that has like four people or you have a company that has thousands of people. I would love to talk to you and make it part of this virtual job fair. It's going to be really cool. Like I have it already planned out on how it's going to work.

So I got this domain name. It's called hiringpark.com. Hiringpark.com. It'll take you to a certain section of the Woody show and I'll tell you how to tell me about the jobs that you have available. Tyler said he wants to check it out too. I was going to say, Tyler, you're paying attention, right? Yeah. So hiringpark.com. Yeah. Check it out. I got you. Don't trip, dude. So quick food news. This hot sauce store called Iburn is working with Moundu to come out with the Moundu hot sauce. Are you in or out?

Is it green hot sauce? Then I'm in, man. Yeah? I'm probably out, man. I'm such a bitch when it comes to hot sauces. Usually the green ones do not sit well in my stomach at all. What if they do a green and then like a code red one? Yes!

I was thinking that, but I was thinking, what if they do like a Baja Blast variation? Oh, that'd be better! Oh, and then a pitch black one. It's like the... Yes, yes. There's the Voltage one, but I mean, that's pretty much the pitch black one, if you think about it. Well, no, I'm just saying pitch black because it'll be like the Reaper chip kind of a thing, you know? Oh, yeah.

Randy got those chips from where was it? Australia? Yeah. What were they? They were Mountain Dew Doritos. And those were foul. Not that good. Crime against humanity.

You guys are crazy. I still like them. Yeah, you're the only one. Yeah. Dude, I was so surprised that Brett liked them. Like, you are literally the only person that's had them that enjoyed them. That's crazy. You know what they were missing?

They were missing some, like, serious salt. But besides that, they just tasted like tortilla chips that had a little bit of tang on them. That's fine. Well, that's also my question, too, with this hot sauce. If they're going to go with, like, the sort of tangy sweet sort of variation of the hot sauce. I'm sure. I mean, if it's going to have a hint of Mountain Dew. Yeah.

I like that, though. I mean, have you guys ever gotten, the gimmick barbecue sauces on like the random truck stop where it's like Dr. Pepper barbecue sauce? It's amazing. Like it's not Dr. Pepper, but it has like a little hint of it. Yeah. I'm down. I'm all in.

The previous podcast I mentioned, I've never been to Sam's Club and I still yet have gone. But they did announce that now I know Eric will be into this because he loves pumpkin spice everything they have announced that their four pound pumpkin spice cheesecake is back dude and available if you want it pumpkin spice cheesecake i gotta go guys yeah you know what i have a lot of free time i could just drop it off right at the station we'll figure it out i've heard that before but there's one thing that you could do to celebrate this announcement and that would be i did try a pumpkin spice flavored product for the first time just a couple days ago jamba juice has a uh a drink called the Pumpkin Smash. How was it?

So good. Delicious. Have you guys ever had the Pumpkin Spice Milkshake from Jack in the Box? Yeah. Kind of similar, a little less dairy-y. So a little more cream, a little more smooth. It is very, very good. Hell yeah. Love pumpkin. Pumpkin spice season. Dude, I gotta go. Bitch.

Honest question, why don't they come out with Pumpkin Spice Pop-Tarts? Oh, they have to have. They have to have. Okay, they're not the official Pop-Tarts. However, if you go to Trader Joe's, they do have the knockoff version, their own version, pumpkin spice Pop-Tarts, along with pumpkin butter, along with pumpkin spice muffins, and pumpkin spice pretty much everything. Dude, I've had pumpkin spice cream

cheese before i'm on instacart i'm on instacart right now i gotta go they exist there's pumpkin pie pop tarts oh there is yeah no no it's pumpkin pie now pumpkin spice oh pumpkin spice i mean isn't that the same thing it's pretty much the same no no there's difference oh difference you want the pumpkin spice there's pumpkin spice sprinkled on the Pop-Tart, okay? Speaking about pumpkin, it's super hard to get canned pumpkin right now. I went to multiple stores, couldn't find it. I finally went to one store and they had some. And I'm just telling you, Randy, for you, pro tip, or anybody that has dogs, if your dog is kind of constipated, you're like, oh, my Frenchie's really solid.

They really need to take a dump they haven't taken a dump in a while just feed them a little bit of pumpkin it's a little like laxative for them here's a question since you brought that up about feeding your frenchie something does your do your dogs eat everything do they eat everything like i mean anything that comes their way do they do they try to eat it because they would want to eat it yeah i will i'll drop chips or stuff on the floor and he'll immediately dart and just eat it. Yeah, that sounds like a dog, man. Yeah, no, but I've got like Rottweilers, Frenchies and stuff.

None of them do that. But like I dropped a jalapeno chip the other day and he ate it in less than five seconds. And I'm like, none of these dogs do that. But you do, apparently. No, I mean, the Frenchies, they're pretty much just pigs with rabbit ears. That's all they are. Yeah, they'll eat that stuff all day, but it'll mess up their stomach and they'll get like gas.

And that's why I got to feed them the pumpkin, man. I'm telling you. I was looking at my Amazon accounts and I noticed my last purchase. And I thought I would ask you guys what your last purchase was on your Amazon account. And I'll share it with you because I share my Amazon account with my fiance. And I'm like okay i'm gonna look at the orders my last order was and is arriving today by 9 p.m it is a silicone strapless bra nice okay those with those first two words i didn't think would end with bra okay uh

silicone strapless bra with nipple covers nice nice look it's like your skin color i guess you wear it under a dress or something but yeah i was like oh that's interesting so funny thing about those that little product right so leanne has purchased those before because you know they're kind of like a little more than pasties yeah because you don't want your your uh bra strap yeah yeah so like you know they're paced to your nips yeah so one morning leanne woke up after like i forget why she was wearing and what event it was for or whatever but she kind of like turned and she she didn't have a nipple man and i was like oh and it was it was early in the morning the morning after so i wasn't connecting dots that she had wore these the night before i just didn't take them off so she kind of

like turns and i glance i'm like what happened to your nipple yeah and then it kind of connected i was like dude i just freaked out because you didn't have a n. So she kind of like turns and I glance. I'm like, yeah. And then it kind of connected. I was like, dude, I just freaked out. Cause you didn't have a nipple. Then I connected the dots. So what's the last thing you buy? So the last purchase I bought on Amazon was,

um, it was two notebooks for elementary kids. Uh, one with dinosaurs. I went with unicorns. All right. Yeah. My niece and nephew.

Oh, I don't want to know. Yeah. All right. Bort. All right. This is a weird, uh, this is a weird combo order.

But I got a case of liquid death sparkling water. All right. Which I finished it. You're really into that now. It's the only water I'm drinking, man. They're awesome. All right. A bunch of sewing machine needles, like five packs worth.

Okay. Because my wife is now sewing together like pet couches and pet things and then dresses. She's doing dresses now. That's awesome. And then this was kind of the cool thing. I think Eric will be the most excited. A retro reissue tin of five Goosebump books. Oh, hell yeah.

Oh, including Say Cheese and Die and Night of the Dummy. Night of the Dummy is one that spooked me as a kid, man. Say Cheese and Die probably is my favorite Goosebumps cover. Yeah, it's super dope. Yeah, yeah. So they've reissued a bunch of them, put them in these cool tins. Wife wants to read them, so. Nice. She reads, I don't. I can't read. I watch the episodes on like streaming services. Yeah.

Alright, Randy. Alright, so I'm just gonna read the full title for this thing. It is the Ghostbusters Kenner Classics Ghost Popper Retro Blaster Action Toy with six foam pop projectiles. Kind of looks like a penis pump, dude. I love it. I'm not saying this

is entirely Brett's fault, but this is pretty much Brett's fault. Oh, it's my fault. It's 100% Brett's fault. And the reason... It's supposed to be a Nerf gun. I guess. Brett, do you want to explain it more? The big trend right now for action figure companies is reissuing older toys, right? Classic packaging, classic toy models, anything to get collectors out there and buying them.

They're doing it for wrestling figures, Star Wars, Transformers, and the Ghostbusters. So this is from the original cartoon line, the real Ghostbusters cartoon. They have all the toys out, and they're now putting out the weapons. So Menace, you might remember this from the 80s. This is one of the toys where it would have a flashlight with a fake ghost on the wall and you would shoot the little popper out of it and then you'd get the fake trapper and throw it at it. Nice.

Hell yeah. And I may keep sending stuff to Randy like that and he keeps buying it. Why would Randy buy it though? Because he loves the Ghostbusters. Yeah we had a family friend visit the we had a family friend visit the we had a we had a family friend visit the other day and apparently he's never seen funko's he's like what are all those things on your wall so like oh those are ghostbuster fun how old was he uh he's 19 he's

19 and he's like going over your house yeah i was like oh he's weird uh loser has a bunch of toys so those are from when you were younger no no i bought those like last week yeah that was last week that was a month ago. Hold on. He's my protege in trading, okay? He needs an entire room of it like I do. But every time I see something like that, I send it Randy's way and now it's kind of progressed to I'm doing a lot of toy runs and posting on what

action figures I find because there's like toy collectors and people out. Now I'm sending it to Randy and Randy's like, oh, where's that at? Okay, I need to head to that store. Dude, you'd be surprised how competitive that stuff is like people go to every store in the area and just take pictures or buy there's that viral video that's been going around like crazy in the past couple days you'll probably see it in the beginning of the video there's this guy in bed with like two girls and he goes what did you do last night and then i went to like pretty much boards and he goes

well i cruised every walmart into in target in town and i bought these action figures and then i went to like pretty much boards and he goes well i cruised every walmart into in target in town and i bought these action figures and then i woke up at 6 a.m and i sat in front of my local comic books shop until it opened then i bought every pokemon card and then i opened them all up it is damn right hilarious yeah those are my people hell yeah so join us randy uh yeah have fun doing that tyler what'd you buy uh definitely not as exciting book of poetry up as that yeah uh no actually the last thing i bought um as everybody knows me and randy are really big gamers and my old external hard drive uh basically went to hell so i bought a new five terabyte black mini external hard drive ter 5 terabytes? Nice. No, listen, listen. I got it on a deal.

5 terabyte, and when I bought it, it was 75 bucks. Yep. Real cheap. Really good deal. Okay, yeah, that is a really good deal. That's like all of your porn and your games. Yeah, that would be thousands of dollars back in the day. I think I have either a terabyte and a half or two terabytes worth of games on my Xbox.

So, I kind of need the room. And then 4 terabytes of poetry. on my Xbox. So I kind of need the room. And then four terabytes of poetry. That's three and a half. We got to condense it. Make sure it all fits. The other terabyte is pictures of himself at the beach with his feet in the sand. With poetry in the background. Scrolling through potential emo songs.

He needs to have captions, man. All right. Tailgater Sports. Tyler, you're a part of it. Eric and Randy. Tailgater Sports. Tyler, you're a part of it. Eric and Randy. Tailgatersports.com. Listen to the podcast. Make sure you follow at Tailgater Sports on Instagram. Keep up to date on all the sports action.

Lakers versus the Heat. What do you guys think? What's going to happen? Is it a sweep? I mean, after game one, it's probably a sweep. It was going to be tough anyways. And then like three of their best five players are hurt now. So I think I think maybe the Heat will get one game,

but I don't see the Lakers losing this entire... I think LeBron is in, I want to get the F home to my new Beverly Hills mansion, and I don't want to be in Orlando anymore. So I think they're going to be... I think it's going to be four. Yeah, because LeBron James and Anthony Davis combined for 59 points alone.

All right. 59 points, dude. That's insane. The last podcast I talked about, the story that I've been following, Delonte West, he is a former NBA player that's been living on the streets. And apparently Mark Cuban went on the streets and found him and got him into rehab. Did you read a story? Why did he come back up into the last podcast in the news?

I remember because TMZ has been following him. Yeah, because there's been video of him popping up on the streets again. Because I know you said initially there was a story in the beginning of the year. Yeah, he got in a fight under an overpass, like probably back in April or March, something like that. And then there's video of him in downtown Dallas. Apparently, according to his family, it's not even really drugs he's dealing with. It's bipolar disorder. Which is, ironically enough, the same thing that, it's not even really drugs he's dealing with. It's bipolar disorder.

Which is, ironically enough, the same thing that because you brought up tolls from the Dodgers. It's the same thing that he's dealing with. I mean, you can take drugs for that to help you. But if you're not taking drugs, you know. Yeah, you spiral real quick. Did you see that The Rock says XFL 2022.

Rip your shirts out. Hell yeah, brothers. Are you guys in? Let's lift heavy stuff up. Hell yeah. We had fun last time when we went to the game. The last live sporting event, if live sports never comes back, which they're coming back, don't worry, everybody. If they never come back, never a fan in any stand again,

the last live sporting event we would have all seen together was the XFL Wildcats game. I know, right? I think I might retire and just let that be my last game. It was a lot of fun. I wonder if he's going to keep all the logos and all the teams or if he's going to change it up once again. I think there are talks of them maybe moving like a team or two.

I don't remember what it was or what teams they were, but I think for the most part, it's going to stay intact. Yeah, you got to figure there's already a lot of merch out there and it'd probably be easier to just roll with it than an overall complete rebrand of the whole league or at least like redesign some logos but probably keep the team name and there were some teams that really did really well was the renegades i think were were undefeated they had a guy to get drafted by the panthers yeah they did really well yeah some teams also actually had a really good fan following like the team in st louis because

the rams oh that's right there the team in St. Louis the fans picked up that team like it was their own and so did actually the team in Houston just because their guy PJ Walker the quarterback they got he was balling like he was the clear cut best player in the league MVP like he was balling he was basically the Patrick

Mahomes of the XFL and the Texans are an embarrassment to Houston so that's true you guys talk about sports betting a lot. And I was just at Morongo Casino with the Woody Show. And we did a bonus podcast. If you haven't heard it, it's hilarious. Go check the Woody Show

podcast feed. Look for the bonus podcast. But when I was there, I actually won some money. I won $125. You like disappeared and came back. You're like, I got lost, but I got money. $125. That's pretty cool. You like disappeared and came back. You're like, I got lost, but I got money. Yeah. So hell yeah.

That's pretty cool. I want to ask you guys, it doesn't have to be betting, but what was your biggest win ever? Like you won a prize or you won a bet. What is your biggest bet ever? And I think the most I've ever won in a weekend, I was playing roulette and I kept on hitting number four. I hit number four, four times.

So I, I came home with 1800. I love roulette, man. People hate it. I love roulette. It's the best. I love it. I came home with $1,800. What?

That was my biggest ever. But Ravy's like won like $14,000 here and there. What are your biggest wins? In Ravy's house, whenever I cat sit, she has a check from a casino in Pittsburgh, and it's just all casual, $10,000. Nice. God. Ridiculous.

So, Eric. So, I've won. Biggest win ever? I've won, like, I think the most I've ever won on one bet was, like, two grand. Nice. A sports bet. Wow. I mean, you parlay some stuff together.

How excited were you? It was crazy, because it was a weekend. I was out there for Electric Daisy Carnival in Vegas. So I did the bet when I first got into town and then went to this festival that's from 7 p.m., 7 a.m. No cell signal. And my mom knew the bet. So I'm like kind of getting cell here and there. And she's kind of updating me.

Justin Turner walked off with the Dodgers in extra innings. The last bet of the night. And I got a text about like 2.30, 3 in the morning. Hey, it hit. So I just knew I had like two grand waiting for me pretty much when I went home that's awesome, wow, Randy so the biggest bet I've ever won

and I'm still rather new to the whole gambling thing was actually with Soundwave, two months ago this was at the very beginning of the baseball season because it was the first weekend of the MLB shortened season and we were watching the Blue Jays in the first handful of games of the weekend, you, I'm so glad there were such great influences on him. You enable him to gamble,

I enable him to buy crime. I had just gotten 40 bucks from someone in the station and Samuel was talking about how, oh, you know, my brothers in Vegas were going to do this whole bet thing. I'm like, oh, I've never done this before. So I just gave him my money and I remember the last game it was the Angels Athletics.

That's right. My God. Thank God my team is absolute garbage. Same kind of instance, yeah. I was in the middle of a grocery store cussing. Sounds like an easy bet. Yeah. Well, it went to the last second because the A's were down, right? Yeah, the A's.

Well, we needed an over. We didn't have a winner, so we needed a total number of runs. And it was not looking good. It was looking very grim. There were six outs left. We needed like six more. And it all came together with a walk-off grand slam and i texted randy like yo yo yo like come on like i'm in a i'm in i'm in a ralph's grocery store in an aisle looking at pans and i'm like cussing because i'm like god

damn it i could have won money and then i get home and my mom cut all the cable off so i can't watch any of the games so i'm like refreshing on some page that gives you play-by-play updates and then finally I see Grand Slam and I started screaming. Hasn't told you how much you won though? Nope. I'm just laying here. I was like, why is he screaming like a schoolgirl? Alright. Awesome. Cool. We got there.

Tyler? Sorry guys. The most I've ever won is just $300 and that was just a friend bet on the Super Bowl. We played 150 each. I think this was the Baltimore-San Francisco Super Bowl. Wait, so you won 150 bucks. Okay, fine.

I won 150. I won my own money. Your payout was. I like to include my own money. All right, leave me alone. Yeah, I paid myself $150 and I got my friends $150. So this weekend, I won money pretty much betting on sports. I actually won Randy, Tyler's friend, and Gio's money this weekend.

Oh, really? Oh, that's right. How do I get in this betting pool? What the hell? Well, it's fantasy football. What you do gets ravey on FanDuel. I started it this weekend, too, on the side. Oh, weak.

Yeah. I mean, you want to jump in, you can, but I won't take your money. Did you see my lineup for this week? I did. Yeah, your lineup actually looks pretty solid this weekend, too, on the side. Oh, a week. Yeah. I mean, you want to jump in, you can, but I won't take your money. Did you see my lineup for this week? I did. Yeah, your lineup actually looks pretty solid this week, if I'm being real. What do you think? I like it, honestly. Yeah, no, you're not going to hurt my feelings if you think it's whack. No, no. It's alright, but what do you think,

like, head-to-head? Is it going to be tough? It's up in the air, you don't know? So, here's, I was telling Brett when you were reviewing yours, you've gotten this new strategy, I feel, where you have one just kind of, like, really, really cheap guy that just enables you to go a lot of stars. And that really opens up your ceiling potential. I honestly like it. Yeah, Alan has not performed for me at all.

I just keep on thinking like, dude, they gave this guy $80 million. He has to do something. Brett, how much have you won? What's your biggest win ever? Does a raffle count? Yeah. Okay. Yep. So I have a PlayStation 4 below my desk that I won that at a raffle.

No way. It was a company raffle. The infamous PlayStation 4. Shocking, guys. We're bringing that back around. Speaking of which, I thought someone said we were getting a copy of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and 2, and we were going to play it on the PlayStation Where is it? It's at my house, when have we had time to play?

I thought you said It's harder to play when it's not here Okay, I'll bring the game I thought we were going to see the game You kept telling us, hey, it's coming, it's coming then we never heard about it I didn't realize you guys were looking forward to that much, we barely have any time Great, okay

I will bring the game. Now he remembers to hit the button. I absolutely love Randy. I rip on him a lot, but I've got to rip on him one more time because I should have placed a bet that he would be wearing his Dodgers hat during the playoffs and we wouldn't see it all year long.

Have we saw a Dodgers hat before this? I've worn the black one a few times. Yeah, the black one. He's worn the black one more than this one. But my thing is though, because I have this thing. Here's my thing about that hat. It's more about the hat then because I don't consider that a Dodger hat in general. That's like buying the Yankees hat.

That's a Dodgers hat. Blue LA logo. He has a black flat build LA. I don't consider that a Dodger hat blue la logo he has a black flat build la so i just figured i don't consider that a dodger hat so that's more like your front la but i can see i can see why he's he's saying he wears well the reason the reason why i got that one was because we had joe coy in studio a few months ago and i saw he has a black dodger hat and so i and i thought la hat fine i'm just driving the point home here. And I really like the look of it, so I decided to get one. So, I mean, if you hate the hat, you hate Joe Coy, so that's all right.

No, I don't hate the hat. I'm just saying I don't consider that a Dodger hat. It's like wearing a Yankees hat. It's not a Yankees hat unless it's the Navy, Yankees-y Navy, and just the Yankees logo. A Dodger hat's not a Dodger hat if it's freaking white with a black LA. That's just an LA hat. That's a Dodger hat, white and blue.

Okay. Okay, so seeing Randy with the Dodger hat, I knew we would see it because are we going to see it in a week, two weeks, three weeks when he busts out the Dodger jersey? No, I don't have the jersey. He wears it once a year. I don't have the jersey. Well, I don't wear it because I don't have it anymore.

That's why I don't wear it. Yeah, but we'll have a new one. No, we're going to buy a new Dodger jersey. Wait, what happened to your Dodger jersey? A friend of mine went to a Dodger game and I loaned it to him. A bandwagon fan that doesn't have their own? It's been two years of me asking him for the jersey. He's like, I'm bringing it to you soon. I'm bringing it to you soon.

I could probably wear a Dodger jersey every day of the week and not have to double up. Nice. Sick. All right. The group chat that we have was on fire last night. Couldn't jump in because I had some things going on. But you guys were talking The Simpsons like crazy. What was going on with that?

What happened? We've stumbled back into The Simpsons vortex recently. This happens with us a lot. We'll just throw something out there. Usually it's Randy discovering something that's been existing for a long time. Like that 70s show or something. We make TV references all day, right? Or South Park. Randy

decides to tell us he's never really watched The Simpsons. Ever. And he's finally getting into it now because he thought The Simpsons was crap. How is that even possible? It's been on your entire life. Well, yeah, but growing up, when I'm like, when you're a little kid, the show to watch is Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons is sort of of the i think he was the wave behind the simpsons

yeah like the simpsons were simpsons was a show that's already been on for a long time it was kind of like your parents show that they watch see that right there your parents watched what you were you born in 96 yeah see 96 we're already deep into simpsons land for us. Season 6? Season 7? By 96 or something? Yeah, like 7. By that time, it's already been on. Yeah, and they figure now you've got to wait for him for at least another, what, 8 years before he's even really paying attention.

We're discussing this with Randy. He's told us he's never watched any Treehouse of Horrors, the Halloween specials. Yeah. And then Tyler jumps in. He's never watched The Simpsons, really. Well, he's older than me. Yeah, I don't get Tyler. Tyler's right on par with me with age.

And dude, Simpsons was scheduled viewing for me at least two to three episodes a day. Yeah, it makes no sense. I'll be totally honest with you, though, and I know it's huge. He doesn't like it. No, I absolutely love The Simpsons. Yeah, shut up, Eric.

But I've never liked the Treehouse specials. None of them? You had to like one of them. That usually was the start of the season. Animation domination. We're back in the routine of things. I always thought they just never went anywhere. I have

only seen one Simpsons episode ever and it was the soft ball league one where they had all the major league players. Darryl Strawberry crying out. Yeah Darryl Strawberry Mike Socher. No Ken Griffey Jr. had like the big old head or something like that. Yeah. Mike Socher for whatever reason had radiation poisoning. Okay

so it was weird to see Randy and Tyler's reaction. I don't know how we can but maybe we could like either do like a Facebook call all of us to watch like a watch-along or just go somewhere and watch this. So Disney Plus recently just introduced a new feature that allows you to have group viewing.

So you can have up to seven people watching something on Disney Plus. Nice! So we can probably integrate something like that. I was going to say, I could just drive somewhere. I didn't die. Like, my God. Yeah. Cool.

Bring me my wrestling figures now. That's fine. Meet me at Disneyland. Okay. And I want to bring up that I love The Simpsons so much that I bought, I don't know, this might be even before your time, but I bought the album, the music album where Bart was rapping. I used to know all the words. I don't know any of the words now, but I used to know all the words to the rap songs and

he had music videos to the rap songs and he had music videos to the rap songs and get this i was part of a elementary school talent show where they had everybody rapping to the bart song what that's where i really wanted to take this have you guys ever been a part of a talent show uh i hosted a talent show once in high school okay so i don't know if that could i mean i wasn't the talent did you guys have spirit week in high school yeah did you guys know if that could... I mean, I wasn't the talent. Did you guys have Spirit Week in high school? Yeah. Did you guys have performances at all? You would have loved mine, by the way, Bort, because we did Star Wars.

Ah, son of a ish. It was like Senior Wars. It was dope. Why could I have that? We had dumb things like, where are your PJs to school this day for Spirit Week? Who cares about that? It would be Star Wars. No, we had all that, too.

And then we had performances. All the classes went against each other it was dope yeah so at uh at burbank high we used to have this thing called mr bulldog in which the original the original thing was before my year is in the quad seniors would walk out and they would be like hey you know for whatever if you buy randy you get lunch from chick-fil-a for a week or whatever and so people would bid on you it's pretty crazy and so but instead my year they changed it up where it became sort of like a talent show sort of showcase thing and so for mine i i tap dance because i used to tap dance when i was a kid you tap dance not by choice why why is this the first we're hearing about yeah when you

have down shoes in your size currently because we need to see i do not when would i how would i organically bring this up hey guys by the do you know I tap danced when I was younger? I don't know. Maybe you're like, hey, man, I had some extra skills. Did you just tap dance for this one thing, and that was the only time you ever tap danced? Or were you trained? I was trained when I tap danced as a kid. What?

How are we? You have a mom. She has to have a video of you. Maybe. Maybe there's a cassette in the garage. I'll look around. You know what Randy is? Does anyone remember that South Park episode where Butters can tap dance and he gets put in that dance test?

That's what Randy is right now. Butters tap shoes kills everybody? Yeah. That's right. That's right. Oh, no. With the lights. Find the video so we can put up on the Woody Show Instagram page.

Oh, that's my mom. Wait, Tyler, have you been in a talent show? Because you like to keep everything from us. I have never been in a talent show. I am very talentless. I'm not afraid to admit it. He was homeschooled. I had two years in public school where I could have been in a talent show,

and I didn't because I have no talent. A talent show is really kind of elementary. Yeah. Well, I mean, it could have been him and his brothers. As I say, put on a talent show. Dude, did your mom make you guys put on plays and stuff? No, no, never did. Also, you know what?

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Speaking of that, what was this in the text last night about Eric playing Jesus in a bunch of plays? Yeah, man. I'm a man of faith. You got a problem? I don't. You got a problem, man? I don't know, man.

That kind of came out of nowhere. I was like, oh, okay then. Cool. Why do you think there's such animosity between me and Eric during the day, man? He starts preaching about Jesus. I have pentagrams all over me. No, I played Jesus in plenty of plays when I was growing up in church. It's kind of awkward. We sit and Eric will be like, you ever think about Christ sometimes?

Hey, you hear the good news? Do you want to be saved? Do you want to be saved? Good news. Alright, one last thing. A couple weeks ago, we mentioned the White Castle road trip. I want to bring that up again. Yes.

All right. Tyler, are you free anytime this month? I'm free. I got a mean answer. I'm free this week. I'm free. The only time I'm not free is next weekend. I got some family stuff I got to do.

But other than that, I'm now ultimately free. Like, I mean, I literally have nothing. I think his calendar just opened up. So, yeah, I want to get with you guys on that. So, yeah, we haven't forgot about the White Castle Road trip, everybody. Just want to bring that up. All right. Tyler,

you know, we're going to do everything that we can to help you. Just want to shout that out to keep you doing what you want to do. And we're going to do everything that we can to help you. Just want to shout that out to keep you doing what you want to do. And we're going to wrap up this podcast, though, and I'm sure we'll see you soon. All right. Yeah, man. Like I said, I greatly appreciate it for everything you've done since I first stepped foot in that studio.

I really can't thank you enough for everything. Do me a favor, at least. And can you add me to the iWatch fitness app, please? Yeah, do it. So yes. How many non-steps you take? Tell us you're on Pond the Watch. I feel like-steps you take? Tyler's going to pawn the watch. I feel like he's not adding me

just so I don't see anything. I will do it right now because if anyone's going to call me out on my ish, it's going to be Brett. Yep. All right. Make sure you listen to the broadcast with Bort. Just go to thebortcast.com.

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the woody show eric do you have anything to say before we leave um so i know we plugged tailgater sports earlier but you should listen to this week's episode. I've Tyler. Tyler's had a tough week. Yeah, it's all stem and it all stems from his football team. And we are going to talk about how you could be in contact with us in the middle of Monday night football, because Randy's Packers and Tyler's Falcons are playing each other. Nice.

Damn right. So we will probably try to go live at some point together in some way, probably at halftime and maybe after the game, depending on Tyler's mood, if his team loses. If we win, there will be great live reaction. If we lose, there will be great live reaction. This is going to be great content either way. All right.

You probably could see Tyler cry. We'll see. Randy, anything before we leave? Just going to iterate what Eric said. Monday night, Packers-Falcons. It's going to be a fun said Monday night Packers Falcons gonna be fun time and listen to the next tailgater sports sweet fun stuff Rhett yeah you know when you started this podcast talking about Randy's new

dog I was really hoping we talk about something else with Randy oh that he's slowly turning into Tyler oh really what is slowly turning into Eric I'm slowly turning to Brad so I mean I mean him and Randy are best friends right exactly so he started to sound more like Tyler starting to be Eric, I'm slowly turning to Brad. I'm slowly turning to Tyler. What is this? No, I mean, him and Brandy are best friends. Right, exactly. So he's starting to sound more like Tyler.

He's starting to be more like Tyler. Especially when he fell asleep in his car in the Burger King parking lot. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. With rappers all over him. Really? Yeah. How do you even know about this?

I texted them. Guys, I fell asleep in the Burger King parking lot in front of Lancers. He woke up with Crubs and wrappers All over it man The schedule's not For everybody man I'm telling you I would love to work

On a morning show And I tell you Just be disciplined About sleep You'll be okay You'll be okay Right You know

You'll be alright You'll be alright You'll be okay But like hey Tuesday night Wanna go out And have some Have some fun

With some friends and go to a late night dinner? Forget about it. Nope. It's not going to happen. You want to stop at a Burger King right after work? Nope. Nope.

You're going to fall asleep in the parking lot. I've been there, man. I know what you're talking about. Dude, and then the fish sandwich I ordered, because Eric was telling me about how great the fish sandwiches were from Burger King, or how much you enjoyed them, I guess. That's great. I said that.

It was a great two-for-five deal. This was after we recorded the last What's New, because Menace mentioned how he hadn't been to a Burger King in how much you enjoyed them, I guess. I, uh, and this is, Oh yeah, this is a great two for five deal. This was after we recorded the last, uh, what's new because menace mentioned how he had him into a Burger King in a while. So it kind of inspired me to go. Yeah. Had a, had a fish sandwich, which came back with a vengeance later that night. All right. Uh, Tyler, is there any more stuff that you want to add?

That's it. All right, brother. We'll talk to you soon. What, what, what about your upcoming marriage and kids and everything else? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is not happening. You need to calm down, Brett.

You're the only one on this train. Hop off of it right now. Okay. All right. We'll see you next week. Outro Music