What's New Podcast - Tyler in UTAH again, Tech News, Shocking Reveal, Nugget lies and more!

Episode Date: September 19, 2020

On this episode we talk Tyler in UTAH again, Tech News, Shocking Reveal, Nugget lies and more!

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please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the country and around the world on AFN. Plus, starting September 28th in Phoenix, Arizona.

Alt 93.3. Fine, I guess I'll do it. Wow. Oh, my bad. Oh, my God. Never gets old. Way to start the pod. Just that natural instinct, you know? It's just not there. Oh, my bad. Oh, my God. He never gets old. Way to start the pod.

Just that natural instinct, you know? It's just not there. Even when my voice is ramping up, you think like, oh, I'm going to air horn. You know what's funny? At this point, I'm not even listening for the air horn. I'm listening for him to mess up the air horn. I can see us going. It's like worst case scenario, he hits it and Menace doesn't want it. I mean, that's a little bit better than not playing it at all.

So should I play it now? Oh, my God. Oh, no. Also, Eric, a.k.a. Nick Soundwave. What is up, Eric? What up? He also works for Fox Sports, so we like talking sports. We have Randy.

Hey. Who is a radio DJ himself, and he works on The Woody Show. Plus, we have a very, very special guest. His name is Tyler. What is up, Tyler? How are you doing? What is up, everybody? I'm still special, apparently.

Yeah, you are very special. Did you just wake up? I have not just woken up. I've been up for several hours. He's been playing basketball. He has so much energy. Oh, wow. Yeah, so much energy.

What, on his Xbox? Like, not real basketball. Yes, no. I'm terrible at real basketball. That's not happening. If you listened to our last podcast, I had this bright idea at the very end of the podcast that we would take a three-hour road trip

to the nearest White Castle. So we broadcast, and a lot of us live in Burbank, California, and again, it takes three hours to get to the nearest White Castle. It's at this extreme gas station where there's 96 pumps at this gas station. It is massive. It's super cool. They even have a 13-foot Sasquatch. If you want to see what it looks like, just go to my Instagram,

at menace on Instagram, M-E-N-A-C-E. So I was trying to select a date when we would go. I said, hey, you know what, guys? Let's just try to go this friday like tomorrow yeah right what are we doing nothing right nothing everybody's good except for one person and which person might that be huh i mean i mean could it be could it be randy i mean randy randy he has a lot of stuff going on he's constantly like working i take every day day by day yeah but you know he works on the weekends as well.

Yeah. He has a zoo of animals. Yeah, but, I mean, I'm sure he can make it work. Eric, he works at Fox Sports, and he works here. A lot of stuff going on. But he can make it. And then Brett, you know, he's constantly working on the show. And then, hmm.

I mean, I said I'm down. I came up with the idea. Yeah, that's right. It's your idea. I mean, I barely sleep, so of course I could. So who is left not able to do it? Hmm. Hmm. Oh. Yeah, that's right. It's your idea. I mean, I barely sleep, so of course I could. So who was left not able to do it? Oh, I guess that's me. Oh, hey.

Oh, there he is. So why can't we go on our magical road trip? Okay, first off, we said last week this was going to happen on the 25th. Yeah, and then we found out, oh, wait a minute, we have this Woody Show thing that we got to do, so we can't do that. How about we just do it this Friday? Right? Oh, no one told me anything. You're a liar. Dude, don't lie.

I swear, this whole time I thought it was the 25th. I did not know that we moved this date up. Dude, I have audio, dude. He's lying. He's lying, right? I would love to hear this audio. No one told me anything. Because I said, at the end, at's lying, right? I would love to hear this audio. No one told me anything. At the end.

He got roasted. At the end, right? Brett brought up the Ziegler conflict. Brett said, hey, Brett says, we have this event. We can't do it. I know that. Let's just do it on the 18th. I don't remember that. Why are you lying?

Anyways. I'm not lying. I don't remember. Regardless. Regardless. Tyler is still unavailable. Why is that? Why are you unavailable?

I'm trying to ask because I don't know. I will be across state lines. During a worldwide pandemic again. Yes, again. Again? Where are you going this time? Going back to Utah. Back to Utah?

You were just there last week. I was there three weeks ago. The Book of Mormon is intriguing, guys. It's a woman or he discovered the world's greatest cheeseburger because he's going back to seconds no what was the place he liked the local burger spot was actually he said he had a smash burger smash burger because he can't find that at dale 10 la he has to go to utah i'm in utah for a graduation ceremony. Their graduation was supposed to happen back in May. But all the graduations online! No, no, no.

Listen. Tyler, we'll give you another shot. Try it again. Go. Oh, I swear this is the actual graduation ceremony. It was supposed to happen in May for a friend of mine. Listen, the graduation was supposed to happen back in May. They pushed it back to September and it's going to be like one of those car drive-by graduates.

I don't know how they're going to do it. Oh, you're going to Utah for that? I don't know if that makes your case stronger or worse. Or dumber. You're flying out for a car graduation. So you've got to offer up more details to make this worth the while, man, because now this is making you look worse. You should have just said it was a hot dog eating

contest. So you're going to fly to Utah. Going for Smashburger would have been better, to be honest. So you're flying to Utah, and then you're going to have to rent a car, and then drop it because you don't have a car in Utah. Because if you have a car, or if you don't need a car,

then it's pointless to be in a car graduation. You're going to be at the house of the graduation i know your ass ain't walking yeah gather your lives and we'll get back to that topic later but i heard like during this debacle of us trying to figure out a date for us to do our road trip for white castle that i heard on the low that randy proposed another road trip as well to Arizona for Whataburger. For Whataburger. Oh, yeah. So what happened with that?

Well, it's an idea that's kind of thrown up in the air. I'm assuming Tyler told all you guys. I have not. I have not. Oh, it was me. Oh, okay. I don't remember how I told you. Do you remember anything from the sport?

Yesterday you were saying Whataburger. Yeah. Oh, yeah. but do you remember yesterday you were saying what a burger yeah oh yeah bet mgm is an official sports betting partner of the national hockey league and has your back all season long from puck drop to the final shot you're always taken care of with the sports book born in vegas that's a feeling you can only get with bet mgm and no matter your team your favorite skater or your style there's something every NHL fan is going to love about BetMGM. Download the app today and discover why BetMGM is your hockey home for the season. Raise your game to the next level this year with BetMGM, a sportsbook worth a selly, and an official sports betting partner of the National Hockey League. BetMGM.com for terms

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Because every time I see In-N-Out trending on Twitter, it's always someone talking about how, oh, In-N-Out's the best in America, and then people from Texas and then Arizona will chime in. I'll be like, you've never had a Whataburger. Whataburger's the best. So I figured maybe a road trip out to Arizona. And I mentioned to Tyler we could go and pick up those soda cakes.

No, no, no, no, no. I mentioned that. Okay, do not take credit for that. Dude, is Randy the youngest guy with Alzheimer's? I think so. What is wrong with your brain? I might be. No, dude, you need to go to the doctor, man.

Or you need to take one of those brain pills or something. Brain pills? Dude, you're off. Because also, he told us he didn't plan this with Tyler. He told me and Eric that he planned this with his girlfriend, and they were going to take a trip, and she was... Wow. Oh, my God.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Dog, I have been... Dude, video games are messing up Tyler and Randy's minds, dude. You guys got to Whataburger. Dog, I don't know what's going on. Dude, video games are messing up Tyler and Randy's minds, dude. You guys got to quit, man. I haven't gamed in three weeks. So the worst part of it is, so Randy wants to do this trip to Whataburger, right?

Yeah. And he's like, is it that good? And me and Eric have both been to Whataburger. I just had it not too long ago in New Mexico. Not available, FYI, in Burbank or anywhere in California. I'm always down for a dumbass road trip. But you guys seem very anti, so I don't know. Anti-road trip?

Yeah, well, going to Arizona. Well, Arizona is significantly further than the White Castle spot. It's five hours. And also, usually when Randy comes up with these great master plans of going all the way to Arizona for Whataburger, we're like, is this really the plan? Or are we like the seaside of this plan? Like, Randy couldn't initiate the original plan. It seems kind of convoluted. Every good movie has good subplots.

All I got out of this is that I'm the second option, and I'm kind of a fan. Oh, wow. So that could work. Okay, Tyler finally came over to eat. Someone's got some bad pillow talk later. So all this is going on and then Randy was walking by the studio

speaking about food and he picks up a box and he goes, I've never had Apple Jacks before. Yes! What? I haven't.

I haven't. How? I grew up, well, the household I grew up in, it was only like a honey bunches of oats house. Go back a couple podcasts ago.

We had this whole thing about power rankings when it came to Hot Pockets. Randy was like completely lost. There's more than the pizza flavor or the pepperoni flavor. He thought every single one was pizza flavor. It would be like three cheese and marinara sauce. He wouldn't even call it the pepperoni

or the cheese pizza. Just pizza. Anyways, going back to the Apple Jacks. Never had Apple Jacks before. Never. I remember the commercials. The commercials are always a lot of fun with the Jamaican cinnamon stick and then the apple. Did you secretly grow up in

some hippy dippy house where you had nothing but Hispanic? Hispanic households are so... No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes. like some hippie dippy house where you had like nothing but did you grow up on green Hispanic no Hispanic households are so it's no no no no yes yes yes yes no no no no well not you're not even Hispanic you're shutting him off I don't even know what he's saying talking not even Hispanic shut up but uh like my mom my mom was always one of the mind where it's like oh you can't have sugary things in the house but then it's like okay but we can have a bunch of fattening crap talk about every like Latino friend I have talked about like all the bootleg sugar stuff that they

ever had i guess my mom's in her own island and we'd have diet soda we would have honey bunches of oats it was the worst shout out to randy's brain who can't remember a conversation yesterday who remembers the jamaican cinnamon stick my memory my memory is wonky you know what it is after like a week or so i'll probably remember the entire conversation. It's just so fresh in my mind. I'm like, I don't even remember. It's so fresh in my mind. Yeah.

What? Dog, I just wrote. I don't know, man. Don't get mad at me. His brain is like a sponge. It sinks to the bottom and then it comes up like the soap. Yeah. Randy, be honest with me.

At any point, did you get as high as that Jamaican cinnamon stick and just forget everything? No. I feel like I'm high having this conversation right now. I just, I've never had, I've never had apple jacks. I've had multiple listeners reach out to me about you. Ones that live in our area. Are they afraid? They're Latino and they're all like, what sheltered household did he grow up in?

It was definitely a weird household. For sure. All right. There is something cool that you're doing right now. Speaking about Latinos, Randy. And Randy, for the very first time,

how long have you been here? Going on four years. Four years. At Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles. Randy has his very first promo. Hell yeah. All right.

Congrats, dude. I wish we could celebrate it somehow. Yeah, that'd be, you know. I had the no clue. He has no clue. Oh, yeah. Hey, my bad. There you go.

Wow. It's nice that Tyler just has that natural instinct to know when to hit the button. You know? My bad. That one's on me. That one's trickling down. All of them are. You're the only one with the button.

I had it back up ready. I'm like, when is he going to hit trickling on me. All of them are. You're the only one with the button. I have a backup ready. I'm like, when is he going to hit this? Come on. Getting back to it. So Randy has his very first promo on the air. And if you don't know what that is, that is like when you're kind of like doing your own commercial and you're kind of like promoting something for the radio station. And I think it's really cool because it's all Randy.

Yeah. And it's running all the time. It'sandy yeah and it's running all the time it's dope and it's running for like a month right yeah until october 15th so what is it all about so it's for hispanic heritage month and bud light seltzer's teaming up with alt 98 7 and we're doing this really cool thing where we're giving you guys a chance to win daily cash prizes all you have to do is post a picture of your family on instagram or Twitter with the hashtags IHeartMeFamilia and hashtag Sweepstakes because we want to see your family for Hispanic Heritage Month. Dope.

And it's all voiced by Randy. It's all voiced by me. That's right. Do we have it? Yes, we do. Okay, let's hear it. Hey, it's Randy from Alt 98.7 and The Woody Show. Alt 98.7 celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month with Bud Light Seltzer

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Thank you. Thank you. Nice. I wish we could celebrate this. Oh, yeah. Awesome. Well, yeah. Awesome. Well, congratulations, man. I want to give some tech updates.

So we're talking about a lot of tech stuff. And speaking about iHeartRadio, now this is not like just a straight up plug. I just think this is like super cool that iHeart announced it just yesterday that they have iHeart Radio Hybrid. Now, if you don't know what it is, basically what they're going to be doing with new cars where if you're listening to your favorite radio station, like Alt 987 in Los Angeles where the Woody Show is based, and you keep on driving and you're driving all the way to San Diego

and our station cuts off, it will automatically switch your radio to the streaming so you don't lose anything. So you can just keep on driving. Maybe you're going to drive across country like dumbass Tyler all the way to New York. You can just keep on listening from FM to streaming. That's pretty dope. Yeah, it's awesome. So shout out to that new technology that's going to be hitting cars next year.

Apple event. Anybody excited about the Apple event at all? Anybody keep up with that? I've only seen snippets of some of this. Okay. I'm going to tell you what's dope about it. Oh, go ahead, Randy. I thought the Apple Plus, the Apple Fitness Plus that they introduced, I thought that

was by far the coolest thing. I think that is dope because we haven't brought this up and I automatically thought about you. You posted that you have an exercise bike now yeah so i just now i just hop on the bike for like an hour half an hour i've been seeing you on the apple watch like closing rings that's dope and what's sick about the the apple fitness plus or whatever it is it's basically like a peloton and you can take an ipad and put it on that exercise bike so you don't have to have a Peloton. Peloton got to be pissed.

Oh, yeah. It made their stock fluctuate like crazy. It's funny you mentioned that because when they announced it, I was just thinking about how at some point someone from Apple was like, okay, we see what they're doing. Now we got to replicate that. So this bike that has basically a big ass iPad on it. Yeah. We can do that.

We have these iPads. So now you don't have to spend so much money on a Peloton. You can get a decent bike, maybe $350, $600. And then if you already have an iPad, you're already set. Absolutely. I love it. I think it's awesome. Every time we talk about screwball peanut butter whiskey, we say, please drink responsibly.

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So remember when I told you that I broke my Apple Watch? Yeah. Well, I didn't really break my Apple Watch. I was looking at my previous broken one from like a couple years ago, thinking it was the Apple Watch from Palm Springs. It's just been sitting in her backpack this entire time. So remember that I thought I broke it. So I just ended up buying another Apple Watch.

So I gave it to Brett. See, guys. Oh, my God. So he's probably game. Hold on. Damn, I thought that was Tyler. Before Randy gets all sad, Randy did hit me up because

I offered this Apple Watch before to Brett and he turned me down. But I'm still going to get a new Apple Watch. Come on, I've got to have the newest ones. I'll give you the one that I have later when I get my new Apple Watch. So don you're still you're still getting one well thank you menace does this mean that i actually have to like close my rings now i actually have to exercise yeah so now we get to shame you like we shame tyler uh eric closes his rings every day

randy once every four days tyler never tyler i back three, four, five days of no information. Six days, seven. So you haven't worn your watch in at least a week, huh, Tyler? You know what I love? Yeah, you know what? I love dropping 300 bucks on stuff and then never using it. Okay, shut up. It's a watch, dude.

Never use it out the gate. Out the gate. Purchase it and never use it. Like, whatever, dude. If you're not tracking the fitness, I get it. Whatever. Teach their own. But it's a freaking watch.

Remember this one time I bought an Xbox online and when it arrived, I'm like, I just can't wait to leave it in the box. Yeah. Tyler, your rebuttal?

It's not really much of one, but when the power went out last week and I was trying to figure out everything, I completely forgot about it and I realized yesterday it was sitting next to my bed

absolutely dead and I was like, oh, I forgot about that. Dude, my day is ruined if I forget my watch. We've gone over this a thousand times. I'm not going to go over it again with Tyler. Anyways. Hi. Also, I saw Sony finally did their announcements, and now they released their prices. Yep.

All good. I'm going to shoot the breaking news. Pre-order the new PlayStation 5. Over Xbox? Yeah. I did. What? I'm offended.

What went into that? Because I've been an Xbox guy my entire life, too. Yeah. And I've thought about doing the jump just because so many of my friends have PlayStation. Yeah. What? Just kind of partially do that. It seems like you talked about Xbox this entire podcast.

Well, there's a few reasons. For the past's a there's a few reasons why i did it number one i kind of wanted to just go against the grain you know i always do xbox you rebel and i have a pc which is kind of like an xbox junior if you think about it because microsoft but now you can't play okay i'll explain the rationale a lot of the games that are coming out they're now integrating cross play so you don't really need to have the same console. And then second off, for the gaming podcast I do, I call Next, my co-host Peach, he's a hardcore Xbox

guy, and I realized if we just have Xbox, then it's just an effing Xbox podcast, and then PlayStation. Because we've already had PlayStation people be like, yo dude, you guys don't talk about PlayStation at all. You don't show Switch any love. Do you think there's going to be a learning curve at all um no i mean i have a playstation 4 i've played it before and stuff and i i like some of the games that are coming out like uh god of war

ragnarok that's gonna be a lot of fun that controller's gonna mess with you yeah it's gonna be crazy it's gonna be crazy but um it's gonna be terrible i'm just gonna i can't remember the last time i played playstation Like, held a PlayStation controller. Oh, since Tony Hawk? The original Tony Hawk was out. I think it was Guitar Hero 2, whatever PlayStation that was on. PS2. Oh, yeah.

So, I think definitely way back then. But I feel like PS2 is one of those consoles that everybody had. Yeah, like Xbox 360 or Nintendo 64. I think Randy is totally lying, and he's going to buy both consoles. Well, eventually. See? Dude, I can read this mother ass for like a book. It's pretty obvious.

Come on. Come on. That's Randy. It's not that he's lying. It's that he's negating all information. He gives us a sliver. But I'm not going to buy it at the same time as the PlayStation 5 because that's like $1,000 in the hole.

Which one are you getting? The disk drive or non-disk drive? The non-disk drive. Ah, idiot. No, but the disk drive was unavailable. But I have a friend who, you're going to hate him. He pre-ordered 11 PlayStation 5s for resale. What?

What? Screw him. I might just do a trade with him. Sounds like a friend to Randy. That dude can go to hell. That sucks. I also saw some news about oculus quest 2 that is the virtual reality hardware i guess that facebook puts out

and you know i've been talking about this here and there on the podcast i think i might pull the trigger it's getting rave reviews really on it and i know woody's son has oculus he loves it yeah i only know an 11 year old with oculus if he likes it i guess i would like it you know i have a brain of 11 year old i'm scared of playing vr gaming simply because like what if i trip on something or i don't know where i'm going i'm not really tripping off gaming i just want like vr content of like looking around iceland and you know things like i know through most of the nba bubble stuff, they had an Oculus camera along the side of the court that moved with the UBC.

No, I know you can do that where you sit courtside at a live basketball game. That's pretty sick. And it's like a security camera on a track up and down the court with the play. It's pretty sick. I think I'm going to pull the trigger and buy that. Speaking about NBA,

I saw Clippers are getting destroyed online. Rightfully so. TailgaterSports, TailgaterSports.com. People are loving the podcast. Make sure to get all your sports news. Just follow at TailgaterSports on Instagram. But my

whole feed is the Clippers getting destroyed. What happened? The only thing that could have been worse than the Clippers and Lakers playing each other and the Lakers beating the Clippers was the Clippers collapsing like they did. They were up 3-0. I mean, they were up 3-1, excuse me. They had double-digit leads in all three closeout games, lost three in a row. I was watching it, and it was—

Honestly, when Game 7's going down, you see them lose the lead, and you're like, it can't happen again, and it was honestly when the game 7 is going down you see them lose the lead and you're like it can't happen again and it happened again and anybody who knows NBA Twitter we've talked about

Twitter sports Twitter and NBA Twitter kind of being the petty the petty group on Twitter and you see it happening the memes I've seen are incredible

you could feel it it was like a hurricane coming and you just see it coming and it's on the horizon and then they lose and you're like oh it's here and it was see it coming, and it's on the horizon, and then they lose, and you're like, oh, it's here.

And it's still happening. Yeah, it's still in my feet. Tearing them apart. Yeah, destroyed. So again, I'm sure you're going to recap all that in all sports news. Just go to tailgatersports.com. That's tailgatersports.com. Listen to the podcast.

Some other news that I saw involving entertainment, Jim Carrey is going to be on SNL. He's going to be playing Joe Biden. And I know you're not excited, but I'm going to tell you why I'm excited. And I think it's cool, Randy, before you crap on it. I think it's cool because I know he's been on SNL before here and there. He hosted. He did some guest cameos but i think it's cool because jim carrey is a guy that actually auditioned to be on snl and didn't make it so to be a reoccurring character

on snl to be asked to do that is pretty freaking cool i love stories like that like adam sandler right he was asked to leave the show the executive said you're not funny anymore you're done what does he do he goes off it makes four billion dollars for the box office yeah and then comes back on snl the host and he's able to clown them about that they said that he wasn't funny he proved to him that he was now randy doesn't know the sketch comedy jim carrey that i know that i grew up with from in living color dude if he gets in that mode he is freaking brilliant so i'm actually really excited for this okay don't crap on it randy suck it so yeah that's gonna be happening that just remind me of like you know maybe you've applied for a job that you really, really wanted, but you just didn't get it.

I've definitely have had those moments, but I think those moments happen for a reason. And I've been preaching, preaching on this podcast. People get on LinkedIn, make an account. This is not an ad for LinkedIn, but I'm telling you, if you're looking to change what you're doing or just like make some connections or have people hit you up for a job, get a LinkedIn account. I'm telling you, do it. It works. Also, Amazon hiring like crazy, 100,000 people across the country. You want to go work for Amazon somewhere?

They're hiring everywhere from the West Coast to the East Coast. So again, don't be a dumbass. Don't be lazy. Get on LinkedIn, make an account. Did I convince anybody or no? I mean, I would hope that you did. I really do. But at the same time, I don't have a lot of faith in people. I'll tell you this. If people are lazy, they're lazy. You're never going to change them. And don waste your time encouraging people to like go do things if they have a lazy personality you want a winning team you want people that are like ride or die and do anything those are the people that you're going to want to surround yourself around right and that's different from people that may be comfortable in a spot and they're like just kind of comfortable at where they're at and they're not ready to make a jump

yet as opposed to the people that are lazy constantly complaining about things or maybe some people are still growing in their current thing but if you're at a dead end start looking yeah do something different because you know what i'll give example i was in a dead-end job i was in a complete dead-end job i was unhappy every single day and i was bitching every day and i was like well i could either stay here or i could leave so what am i gonna do Stay here and bitch or leave? And I ended up on this show. Yeah. So look at that.

We out here. See? I love the creak of the chair. How far away is your board? In my defense, I had to reset the feed. Is it in the kitchen? Yeah. It might be in the kitchen.

He's got to run down the hall. I had a random thought about Tyler, actually. Really? I want you guys to join in on this. Oh, gosh. I don't know why, but I was walking down the hall, and I was thinking, if Tyler was at the plate, and I was the pitcher, would Tyler be able to hit the ball?

I'm so glad you brought this up. I'm so glad you brought this up. It's just between me. Hold on. Hold on. Don't pick anybody else in the room. Just between me and Tyler. Dude, this is so topical because we had a huge realization.

You guys were in a meeting. We called Tyler. We had a talk with him. He says he's told us this before go i'll let randy's he had the car i forgot how we even got to the conversation but we we brought up how tyler has a tattoo of whittier little league on his arm yeah only for us to find out tyler has never played baseball what dude exactly exactly and tyler and tyler, I'm pretty sure I told you. I thought he played Little League this whole time. Do we talk too?

He has a Little League tattoo. Oh, it's the biggest part of me and my family's life. There we go. That's funny. Yes, we have audio of him saying that. Never played baseball. Hold on. My mind is blown right now.

I know. Exactly. Dog, it's so crazy you brought that up. We just had this conversation with him 15 minutes ago. No way. You guys are not in the room. Issue not. I swear to God. Oh, my God. Were we just like this conversation with him 15 minutes ago no way issue not issue not i swear my god were we just like on the same that is so crazy dude are we in another dimension right now

well because we we uh we brought up how tyler can't play basketball and i was like well if you're a kid you either play basketball soccer baseball football i know i was kind of on that mindset because you our previous podcast you're like oh you know uh tyler is the worst sports fan because he's actually not really good at sports but then i i was thinking i was like super random because he has the tattoo yeah league tattoo exactly well what about if i pitched him a ball i wonder if he could hit it that's why because for the longest time we had we had something going well eventually we'll do the tailgater olympics and one of the events was sort of a pitch and strike so yeah same same kind of concept i was

like if we put you two against each other how are you doing tyler's like i'm striking randy out taking him yard and we're like oh okay all right sweet you know and then we found out randy was a stud back then so then he kind of retracted a little bit and now 10 minutes ago we find out the dude's never worn a glove apparently yeah and i'm like i'm like dude how did you not once bring up the fact like hey man you know i've never played baseball but i'm gonna get you know i'm gonna have my best you gotta explain yourself dog it all goes back to he's overconfident as long as he can and then he falls apart okay that part is true i will give it it. No, he's doing the self-deprecating crap.

No, we got to start from the beginning, dude. Okay, you gave us this whole story about what you're literally because it's a big part of your life and you have the tattoo. How did it become part of your life if you never played? He walked by the field a lot. For four or five years, I spent every weekend in the spring and summer there. Doing what? Two of them, I spent every weekend in the spring and summer there. Doing what? Two of them, I was coaching my brothers.

What are you coaching them? You've never played. That's what I said. I knew the basics, okay? So I knew the basics, and they were young enough to where I was just coaching them. I watched Angels in the outfield. That's what it is. You know that's what it is.

He said I was working the snack bar. Yeah. Yes. Because when I asked him, I asked him, what position did you play? I was expecting, like, I was going to roast him and be like, oh, there's no way you played outfield, dude. No way. But then he's like, I've actually, like, never played.

I was like, what? Okay, okay, okay. We're getting more into the story. You spent a lot of time there. What were you doing there? So those were the first two years. The other three years. Wait, the first two years doing what? Coaching. Coaching. Those guys

are all pros now, I bet. Yeah. The other three years... Yeah, Manny Ramirez was there. The other three years, my dad ended up becoming president of the league, and so we all stayed there, and I ended up getting my first job there as the head groundskeeper.

Okay, groundskeeper. You get a pass on that. Did these kids know? Did these kids know? I was a groundskeeper. Do these kids know that you never play? Or did you keep that a secret? No, they know.

They do. Didn't they ask the same question? This is the janitor at the Hall of Fame getting a Super Bowl tattoo. Saying he was, dude, Super Bowl 99 was sick. Oh, you don't see? No, but I look at the trophy every day. Like, come on, man. This is the weirdest podcast ever.

I'm so, dude, I'm so, I'm tripping out the fact that you brought up baseball. Because I was thinking of a way to integrate this whole thing. Yeah. And then you mentioned it. I'm like, yo, this is perfect. No, I swear to God, I'm tripping out the fact that you brought up baseball because I was thinking of a way to integrate this whole thing. And then you mentioned it. I'm like, yo, this is perfect. No, I swear to God, I was just walking outside and I was thinking about stuff to talk about the podcast and it just came to my mind. My thing is, though, is that how is it that...

I'm out of breath. I'm going to pass out. Yeah, based off of... He spent more years cutting grass than he did coaching. And from that, he's like, I need to to pass out. Yeah, based off of he spent more years cutting grass than he did coaching. And from that, he's like, I need to get a tattoo. Like that to me is what I'm going to get. It's something that me and my whole family were a part of. Then get a shirt. Oh, my God.

Okay. Your brothers at least played, right? Yeah. How many? So why weren't you playing? My parents, for whatever whatever they just decided to put me in soccer i don't know why it wasn't until my brothers got old enough they're like oh hey let's put them in t-ball and see how they like it and they all really liked it it's not that i

didn't like it my parents just decided not to put me into it like you suck we have so much audio of him talking mad, mad-ish to Randy on Cellgeater. Yeah. Mad. I'm going to beat your ass out. Mad-ish. Yeah. This dude's never played. I thought Tyler played.

What do you think? It's the second nature. You're going to hit Jax? Oh, my God. We got to go to the batting cages when they open. Dude, we've been planning one out. They're open. We've been planning one out.

Dude, I'm still blown away by this, man. It's like you're finding out that who shot JFK or aliens exist. We know who killed Tupac now pretty much. That's exactly how I feel. Dude, I've been so silent this entire time. I don't know what to say. Brett's wide awake now just based off of how dumbfounded he is. I'm in a daze now.

I don't know what to believe anymore. We've known Tyler. It's just been presented that he has this baseball guy, when you're little league. Little league. You know, my whole life I've been surrounded by it. Like if you played soccer. I mean, I have been surrounded by baseball my entire life.

That's what I grew up with. Yeah, but I don't have a Burbank Little League tattoo on my body. That's the whole thing we're getting at, where it's like, it's a very interesting decision to go. Anybody else in your family have a Whittier Little League inspired tattoo? No, it's just me. Oh, wow. Jesus Christ.

I have a question for Tyler. I don't want anybody else to speak because I know there's another story behind this. Oh, God. Killing their mics. No, no, it's not that bad. Tyler, have you had the spicy nuggets yet from McDonald's? I have not. I actually have not.

I have not gotten the chance to go out and get them yet, but I do know that my brother is. Oh, I'm going to go get them right after this podcast. You know, it was that. I just decided not to because I realized I've been eating out way too much. Like, I need to tone it down. Oh, God. Are you going to eat dirt in Utah?

You're the absolute worst on this podcast. The worst, man. I've been eating out way too much. So I'm going to go to Utah and eat out there instead. I'm going to go have smash burger even though it's 20 minutes from my house. Higher elevation, less calories. Yep. Hell yeah, I'm going to burn it off.

Okay, here's the other story that I heard. There was something about Bort wanted to go with Randy to get the spicy nuggets, but Randy blew him off. No, I had stuff I had to do. The whole scheduling conflict. Scheduling conflict. What was that about? I remember I had school and I went to urgent care. Oh, no, no, no.

So Randy went out to scope the McDonald's. Okay, so he didn't blow me off for this. He actually kind of screwed over Eric multiple times this week. But in my scenario, we talked about going to get the nuggets, right? Yeah. We didn't blow me off for this. He actually kind of screwed over Eric multiple times this week. But in my scenario, we talked about going to get the nuggets, right? Yeah. We didn't, but Randy tried to go scout them out for himself, you know, to eat before us, you know, not tell us. And he Randied it.

He went to two different McDonald's and didn't think that they had them. So after the second one. Didn't think they had them. How do you not think that they have them? This was the day before they did the initial launch. So the McDonald's, they didn't have any of those poster boards up. And the way the parking lot is set up and the way the drive-thru is set up, if I roll up and they don't have it, I'm stuck in the drive-thru.

At least the one that's near the station, if they don't have it, I can veer right and get out of the parking lot. Right. So Randy pulled out. He pulled the Rift Court. He decided to go to another one. Still doesn't see any posters. So what does he do?

He gets into the drive-thru for Panda Express. I was hungry. Comes out of the drive-thru. What's staring him in the face? A giant poster for Spicy McNuggets. I was like, God damn it. But it wasn't even at the entrance when you would see it when you get into the drive-thru. It was right by after you pay at the window.

I'm like, what the? I'm like, God damn it. I don't need it there. I need it right by the drive-thru. All right. So uh right by after you pay at the window i'm like what the i'm like god damn i don't need it there i need it right by the drive-thru all right so you almost have let me ask another thing if you listen to the other podcast before this one and i bring up spicy nuggets randy absolutely makes no sense when trying to talk about them so i'm gonna ask you again yes oh no you brought up that people talked about them on Discord. Yes. The Woody Show Discord. That's right.

You can get to it by going to whatsanewpod.com. But you did not say what they said about them. Were they good or not good? What was the feedback? Well, by the time we spoke about them, the person who had posted the picture, I don't think she had mentioned how she felt about them. All right. All right. Hold up.

Hold up. Hold up. Okay. them all right all right hold up hold up hold up okay we're recording this little piece of audio right after we recorded the podcast i gotta insert it into the podcast right now so hopefully this makes sense we just asked randy yeah on discord did somebody give a review of the spicy nuggets you said no board just pulled up a screenshot yes of a review of the spicy nuggets i don't remember seeing it so i don't check the discord as much as i used to this is one you're the one that brought it up this was a screen grab i sent all y'all guys and also right after this i tagged randy in the post hey let's go find the spicy nugs her review is literally three minutes after the photo she sent us guys when we recorded the podcast my

brain was in a haze is your brain still in a haze like what is it not in a haze okay now shut up it just goes to like Tyler and Randy. Horrible liars. Because they don't have good memories. They don't have good memories. But that doesn't make you a liar if you're not remembering. How are you a liar if you don't remember it? Because you come up with backstories that are not true.

But I'm not giving a backstory. I told you something. But see, you usually go with an excuse. But then you forget the excuse. So then you come up with a different one that doesn't coincide. usually go with an excuse but then you forget the excuse so then you come up with a different one that doesn't coincide it's not an excuse or a lie if you don't remember what you're talking about you did come up with a backstory because you said that she didn't write a review yeah that's yeah your problem is you don't say you don't know or you don't remember you give up like concrete answers that don't actually exist yeah so instead of saying like you know what maybe i don't remember if she gave a review yeah then you say nah she didn't give a review and then

you back i'm not saying you or tyler are being maniacal in any way by lying it's just you're being extra dumb for no reason i'm gonna be real here i wouldn't say I'm a Nykle. I would just say I'm stupid. I will admit that. Dude, Tyler coming through. I am not afraid to admit that I am kind of dumb. Randy's just sticking with it, man. What is it? Why are you so

like, I don't know, all over the place. It seems lately you are. Well, because I'm tired you go tired going waves but some you're either like super on point or like make absolutely no sense well you can tell what days i don't have enough sleep because tyler i have a question yes you keep an eye on him when it comes to video games do you you think Randy has discipline about his sleep? When it comes to video games, yeah. There are a couple times where he's been like

one more game, one more game, and I tell him how long ago was that? Now hold on. I will say this. The last time I played with him, it's been over two and a half weeks. And I know he's been kind of swamped with school. I literally stay up

reading pages upon chapters and pages of books and stuff for school. I literally told you, you should drop that class. Plus, I mean... Well, some of us want to get our degrees. Let's get this show over with. Good luck with that. But anyways, here's something. This is never a good excuse.

I can't function on as little sleep as you do. That is such a cop-out. And the amount of people that tell me that I'm like, no, I'm like, come on, you can do that too. Okay.

Yeah. But when, when it's pertaining to the situation in which I'm talking about, it's not because I messed up at work or something. It's pertaining to, Hey, I forgot that somebody commented on chicken nuggets on the discord channel. So here,

here's, Hmm. I don't use it. I don't use it. I don't use it as an excuses when it comes to work to actually important stuff. Me forgetting that somebody meant to comment on chicken nuggets. Oh, really?

Really? Interesting. That's not what we're really saying. You're saying that we're calling you out on the backstory stuff that you insert. No, I know that, but you guys are asking me what it is that why it's going in waves. Why do you seem so angry? I'm not angry. God, we're having fun here.

It's such hostility. It's such hostility. At least we are. Look, I'm going to avoid attacking him right now because I could bring up work stuff, but I think I figured it out the other day. Randy has been trained by his mom, right, that he has to have a reason for everything. It has to be a good reason. So he'll throw out something just to get her to leave him alone.

Off his back. Right. I like this theory. That's an interesting take. Okay. Why are you late from school? Oh, I forgot that I had to turn in this paper, and I made it here as fast as I could, Mom. I'm sorry.

So like a muscle reflex is what you're saying. Like splinching. That's an interesting take. Okay. I was blind when I looked at the Discord. I think that's your natural reaction. Like, you have a knee jerk for that all the time. Like armadillos when they go up into balls.

So you throw something out, but you're like, I'm never going to need to remember this in the back of your mind. So you just erase it. Like, my mom will believe me. I never need to answer for this again. It'll be done. Gone. That's interesting.

But you forget that all of us are like vultures. So if we pick up on one little thing from you, we're going to be like, what? Yep. We're going to be like, what? Yep. We're going to research it. Primarily you at 8 p.m. at night. On a weeknight. All right.

Let's get back to the podcast. Tyler, shut up. All right. Let's get back to the podcast. When we talked about them on the Woody show. My roommate had them. He said they're all right. I actually got into a heated argument with my girlfriend

the other night about chicken nuggets. And we were talking, I'll explain. We were talking, so I Venmo'd her 10 bucks because she's been dealing with like midterms and stuff.

I'm like, hey, go get yourself some spicy nugs, girl. You deserve it. Wow. Damn, he making it rain.

That's how we do. That's how we do, Playboy. Anyways. Damn, Baller said 10 bucks on the Venmo. So I told her, go ahead and sell some spicy nugs. And she was like

She sounded like such an ass. I know, that's so horrible. Purposely sound like an ass. Girl, forget the Gucci. I got $10 for them nugs. Tyler's going to use that line in Utah this week. Hey, let's get some spicy nugs. I got you on the Smashburger. Do you want to also go get some spicy nugs. I got you on the Smashburger. Do you want to also

go get some spicy nugs? Anyways. Don't flip this on me. This is not Randy. Anyways, so we were talking about it and she was mentioning, she made like an offhand joke

about how like, I've already tried the best spicy nugs and that was at Wendy's. And then I told her, in my humble opinion, I believe McDonald's nuggets are superior to Wendy's nuggets.

I just don't think they're in the same category. I think they have a different... Because the nugs at McDonald's, like we talked about this, they kind of have like a shell. Yeah. A crunch. They have a crunch to them. Wendy's, they're soft.

They don't have the same texture. It's like a powdery sort of consistency on the nuggets. I kind of prefer the crunch that we talk about at McDonald's versus what you find at Wendy's and God forbid Burger King. It's like comparing pretty much chicken nuggets at McDonald's to the chicken stars at Carl's. They're very, very different. That's right. They have chicken stars.

Chicken stars. Chicken stars rule, man. Dude, I haven't had chicken stars in like 20 years. Let's go. Come on. Carl's right here. Starving. Maybe we should go to the fast food shop.

No, F that, dude. Let's fly to Utah and go. I hear the McDonald's in Provo is lit. No, no, no. Here's Maybe we should go to the fast food No, F that, dude. Let's fly to Utah and go. I hear the McDonald's in Provo is lit. No, no, no. Here's what we're going to do. There's some sick chicken stars at Hardee's.

Here's what we're going to do. We're going to drive all the way to New York to get the chicken stars there at the Hardee's and then we're going to fly back via two different flights

and get some spicy nugs in Colorado. Even though we have Shake Shack down the street, I'm flying to New York. Tyler, please, please in Utah, just try someplace that's just unique, that's just different. And remember

the name this time. You did last time, but you didn't remember the name. Dude, I went to this place. It was called Del Taco. Have you heard of this? Del Taco. I know. I still hate you all. I know Spicy Nugs have been out for a while, and it's ridiculous we haven't had them, but we should do that soon. gotta cut this short i have a dentist appointment so i don't

have that bodega breath boo we need i know um oh that reminds me did you see the um the poster that was made the mandan monorleus lorian what is it mandalorian mandalorian it's like me as the Mandalorian and I'm holding Chimmy and I'm holding Churro that's dressed up as Baby Yoda the Churro looks so legit it's actually from a photo of Churro I saw you post the comparison

I was looking and I was like dude the tongue is like the same little hangover over the tooth so if you go to atthewoodyshow on Instagram you can see it. And The Mandalorian had me thinking, oh, I heard a story that Dumbass Tyler has never watched The Mandalorian. What?

Yeah, I've never seen it. What? So Dumbass Tyler hits me up the other day. Starts this whole conversation about The Mandalorian, which immediately when he reaches out to me, I think he wants something. It's his way into a conversation like how Randy will wander around just to kind of find an end to talk to you about something yeah so he starts talking to me about the Mandalorian he's like hey have you seen the trailer like what do you think do you think it's great did you see

Sasha Banks from WWE's in it what do you think and I'm like oh dude I think it looks dope I don't think we've seen anything past episode two in this trailer. Like, it's going to be so sick. I'm like, yeah, dude, like, you've seen it. Like, what did you think of the first season? Wait, so he's gassing you up about the trailer? Yeah, asking me what I think, how great it's going to be, everything that's going to happen and stuff. But he hasn't watched The Mandalorian.

No, he informed me that he's not watched past episode one of The Mandalorian. So why are you so interested in the trailer, Tyler? I don't know. I saw the trailer and I thought, okay, this actually looks kind of cool. And if I'm going to get anyone's perspective on anything Star Wars, it's going to be Brett's.

So I hit him up. I'm like, hey man, what do you think about this? You know, kind of gauging if I should decide if it's worth watching or not. And he hyped it up pretty well. The whole world has been hyping up Mandalorian for, like, two years. Okay, yes, the whole world has been hyping it up. But as we all know, the whole world has very different opinions on how Star Wars is. The only opinion I truly trust 100% is Brett's opinion on this.

Wow, that means he's never listened to an episode of the Bortcast because I only talked about all of it. Or he's known Bort since The Mandalorian's been out. He decides now until the second trailer drops to ask him about it. I mean, I don't know. Don't you have Disney Plus? No, I have Disney Plus, but I mean, there's all this hype around it. So every time you open Disney Plus,

the first thing you see literally is The Mandalorian. He's got to play 2K. No, no, no. He has to watch Gossip Girl. Oh, that's right. Yes, remember? He's watching Gossip Girl all the time. All right.

And Kim Possible. Or 24. Yeah, those are great shows, guys. I hate you. The Shield. Oh, yeah. I still laugh about this today. What was the fact that you were telling me about 24 i'd like the the how the episode every other season has to do with

the nuclear device god bro he's telling me dude he's telling me this in the pool of palm springs i'm like okay no i think it was hilarious i loved it hey at least he was telling you about that he was telling me a menace how much he admires a bunch of serial killers and how fascinating he wants to go to all the places where people got murdered. Yeah, and Brett, what did I tell you I've been binge-watching lately? Criminal Minds. He's like, I heard it was a great show. Well, Mandalorian, everybody talked

about it on the planet, but I'm not going to watch past episode one. And I'm going to tell you this, if I watched only one episode of a show, I pretty much probably just said, you know what? I'm not interested in it. So when they dropped the second trailer, I'm not going to be bringing it up to anybody.

Look so good. Also, I would have said, hey, man, I just saw the second season's trailer. It looks kind of dope. How was the rest of season one? Should I watch that? Should I jump into this? Not just, hey, I haven't really watched any of it at all.

That Mandalorian tattoo you're going to get is going to be sick. Oh, dude, it's't really watched any of it at all. That Mandalorian tattoo. You're going to get, it's going to be sick. It's going to be so fire. It's going to be so fire. Let's go get Star Wars tattoos. Anyways, I got to get out of here.

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Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave? No, I don't. This has been a wild ride today. I know. I don't even know what to take out of all this. Actually, I do. Tyler, what do you... No, I don't.

All right. Randy, do you have anything to say before we leave? I can't believe... I don't. I'm saying... You don't want to go back in the can of worms, baby. The weirdness gets weirder, though, right? The weirdness gets weird.

If these are the two surprises we've encountered from Tyler, God only knows what else we're going to find out eventually. I still have to record tailgate with these guys tomorrow. I don't know if we're going to make it, man. Oh, my God. All right. Bort, anything before we leave? With your little leak for life.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Feel the dreams, baby. All right. Tyler, anything before we leave? Thank you to everyone for listening to the Bash Tyler episode. We're at red level.

We are at red level. Shutting down. Oh, man. We got to set up Bort's Apple Watch, and down. Oh, man. We got to set up boards. Apple Watch, and we're out of here. We'll see you next week. What's new? What's new with Menace? Outro Music