What's New Podcast - Tyler is Back, Julianne in the club, Amazon Style, Amazon Hacks and more!

Episode Date: July 1, 2022

On this episode we talk about Tyler being back, Julianne in the club, Amazon Style, Amazon Hacks and more!

What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Bret. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show, a morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric. He also works on the Woody Show. We have Julie Ann, who is part of the Booker and Stryker Show on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles,

an afternoon radio show. And joining us from Houston, Texas, would be Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T from the Sean Salisbury Show, a morning sports radio show in Houston, Texas. Yo, what's up? Wow. That works! Yeah! Yeah!

Nice, Tyler. Nice. Damn. All that energy. Bringing it. We really missed you last week. It's nice to see that you're bringing it today. Thank you.

Hey, man. What's up? Look, it's been a long two weeks and it's still going. Tyler, was it here last week? He wasn't. I know. It wasn't? It wasn't? It wasn't i know it wasn't it wasn't

he wasn't no he was not he was apparently doing something for the nba draft now oh yeah we were all debating like you you really weren't doing anything so please explain what were you doing last week that you weren't able to do the podcast basically the rockets hosted a draft party the rockets had the third pick in the nba last week. So they host a party downtown and our station is the affiliate of the Rockets. So I basically went to help set up. And you know, it was fun

and I helped take everything back. We called it that. You would just be walking around most of the time. What you hog out on then? Fried chicken, french fries. Those are pretty good. Wait, what's that?

A little bit of dressing on it. What's fried chicken, french fries? It's fried chicken and a french fry fry it's not that hard to explain wouldn't that be a chicken strip if you want a college chicken strip they grab like a fried chicken breast shredded up yeah well they actually didn't have chicken fries we want to know did you have a like an official pass that you were wearing that the show everybody that you were part of the crew i mean i had an official wristband so yeah i guess you could say it was a so were you flexing on the ladies or what i was gonna say how many how many people did you say oh let me get my creds real quick excuse me excuse me see this yeah but we

did miss you tyler because i don't know if you saw the photos that i was posting at what's new pod on instagram hyping people up that you would be back this week the first photo was when we went to lazy dog i forget it was in the 909 was it rancho cucamonga uh lazy dog yeah this one was way out there because that was the one where we had to get the power from the the trees and the yeah shrubbery yeah that was the first Lazy Dog event, and it was out there. It was like by the 15. Did you see the photo of Tyler that we posted? I don't know.

It's a special one. I'm looking at that picture. I don't know what was going on with me that day. I must have been just half awake. I did not look good at that picture. I looked awful. At What's New Pod. So I posted that one first,

and then another one popped up in my timeline. There's more hair under your chin than on your head, man, in this picture. It's kind of bad. Remember when we've had that picture? What was it a picture of? And we realized that if you flip Tyler's face upside down, it looks exactly the same. Oh, yeah. Damn.

Was that the one? The Die Hard Festival? No, I think it was his new ID photo. Oh, yeah. I was like, if you flip Tyler upside down It's literally the same person Flip him upside down It's like literally

The same thing Dude okay so the second photo is from the iHeartRadio theater And there was a private show with Green Day And they opened the show So this is broadcasting to Every alternative radio station across the country and streaming live on YouTube.

Massive show, Green Day, duh. And the first person they talked to, like, within the first minute is Tyler. And that's a photo of him. I forgot what he did, though, but it was just like, it was so bad. His answer was so lackluster. It was, like, supposed to hype up the crowd and you know harms who's not here anymore you know he's trying to like all right here we go oh i know this guy this is gonna be perfect and here's tyler just yeah harms literally went up and said tyler i need you to be hyped i need you to give me a good

answer i need you to get this crowd going but also tyler lied on the answer oh that's right which is what we all gave him crap for, because Harms was like, oh, have you ever seen Green Day before? Are you excited? That's right. And he was like, oh, I can't say that I have. But we were literally just in Vegas.

Yeah, at the iHeart Festival, yep. To see Green Day, who was the first man we saw. Why would you lie about that? I didn't want to make it look like, oh, I've seen them before, it's no big deal or whatever. Actually, I kind of get his point and be like, oh damn, thank you

for hooking it up. This is the first time I'm going to see Green Day. It did not go well though. But the energy level was not there. I still argue that though because you could say, oh, I've only seen Green Day at a festival. I haven't seen Green Day in a 200 person theater that's smaller

than a closet. It was very intimate. It was basically like the podcast opened. It was like, alright, Tyler, Green Day. Yo. The country is listening. Alright. We're always bringing the energy. So all that happened.

It wouldn't be memorable if I would have made it energetic. You guys wouldn't remember. True. All right. Again, thank you for being back. Also, another event that happened this past week. Julianne. Yes.

You had your baby shower. How did it go? You know, it went by. It was all women. Yeah, it was all women. Of course, there was drama. Chicks, man. What?

Was there a fight? What the hell the hell no it was with my sister oh drama oh yeah my mom i had a friend bring a baby when it clearly said don't bring a baby turn around nope eight babies yeah wait you don't have to get too much into it but was the drama because they wanted something done a certain way at the baby shower and it wasn't? Or they were disagreeing? My mom did. She had bought a bunch of wine, red wine and white wine. The white you put in the refrigerator or on ice.

And the red you don't. And it's been inside my house at 70 degrees every day. And my mom fought me on putting red wine on ice. And I said, Mom, you do not do that. She's like, it's my wine. I bought it. We're doing it my way. I said, it's my party.

It doesn't taste bad. Does it do anything? No, it just, I couldn't drink it. So I was just arguing, I guess, to argue. Good point. Like, what do you care? Because that's the way you drink red wine. So and if someone wanted it cold, then go throw some ice cubes in it.

Oh, God. So I don't know. I just that's the way I wanted it set up. And it was my shower. And I just felt like I should have an opinion. Sounds like a good time. My sister got upset with me because I didn't take I didn't go out of my way to grab her and take a picture with her. Oh, the worst. And I was taking pictures

with my friends, but my friends came to me to take pictures. So then all this stuff was happening in my pregnant head, and I didn't get a picture with my own freaking daughter. And it's been eating me alive. Oh, no. And Felicity's

like, Mama, it's okay. Just think about something else. My feelings aren't hurt. I'm like, my feelings are hurt. New baby already taking priority over Felicity. The new baby got like a thousand photos. Yeah, I know. It's not even out of the womb yet and never has taken pictures.

I hear about that with people that are really hardcore dog people, but then they have kids and then the dog kind of goes to the wayside. If that was the case, I wouldn't have ran after my dog to go make sure he didn't die from a coyote attacking him. I would have just let him go. But that's my baby. He's tattooed

on my side. You're like, take the kid. I have another question. I was following on social media. It looked like you hit a bar or a hood club or something. I had a question about that too.. Yeah, me too, as well. You were the pregnant girl up in the club. Hell yeah.

You know what? I always feel like, what is that? Knocked up? No, it's, is it knocked up? I think it is. Yeah, it is with Craig Robinson's The Bouncer. Yeah, get me in. She's like, let me in.

He's like, nah, you're pregnant. No. And he looks like, I would tear that up. But I can't have a bunch of 40 year old women and pregnant women running around the club. Yeah. Yeah.

But hey, everyone was feeling it. They love that I was there pregnant. People were coming up to me and grabbing my belly. Was it a club or was it a bar? It's this place in Glendora,

California, and it's called The Continental. It was fun. Hell yeah. I was watching it on social media and I was like, she's up in the club right now. Not just like tagging along.

Not just like sitting around and people handing her stuff. No, it's like twerking. I was dancing my friend Brandy that you guys all know, tall blonde girl that I always post on my social media. She wore pasties to my bridal shower

and so when we're at the bar, she's whipping her boobs out. She was showing wore pasties to my bridal shower and so when we're at the bar she's whipping her boobs out she was showing her her pasties to the band the band love does yeah it was it was awesome to say the least i'm sure they had a lot to talk about the next day you see that pregnant chick up in there and then the pasty girl i know i was bummed i wasn't wearing my pasties i would have the cherry on top of the night. We didn't go to bed until 2.30 in the morning. I was literally tired up until Thursday. I was tired

until Tuesday. The master plan is when you finally have this kid and get it out of the way, we want to go to Margaritaville in Palm Springs. I don't know if you saw this I was putting it in the text But I have acquired the Margaritaville Crocs

Oh my What do they come with? Do they come with any of the giblets? All the jibs They had a shot glass jib The lime They have the lime jib They have a salt jib

They have a bottle opener parrot jib Oh, hell yeah What about ice cubes? I love quirky bottle openers Ice cube jibs They have a bottle opener parrot jib. Oh, hell yeah. What about ice cubes? I love quirky bottle openers. Wait, we gotta plan this 40 days after I give birth. 40 days? What happened to, I'm gonna be in the club the second she's born?

No, no, no. That ain't for my folk. I have friends that go out the very next day. Wait, this is a different narrative. I thought we were gonna use the um next day this is a different narrative i thought we were going to use the umbilical cord as a bottle opener for you and you're a corona right so feel go kicking that baby if you have a baby you should be staying and you should but some cultures do it and i do it so you stay inside for 40 days so that you don't get your baby sick because their immune system is so weak so that's why I stay inside for 40 days.

It's like a puppy with worms. In September, I'm golden. That seems whack as ****. The one time Julianne embraces her Latina-ism. I know. You guys make fun of me for trying to keep my kids safe. There is another store that I tried out for the very first time. Tell me what you

guys think about this. It's pretty crazy. It's called Amazon Style. So obviously it's an Amazon store, but it's a clothing store. So what happens is they hire like top designers to put outfits together. So like they're on the mannequins or they're displayed. So they're like, oh, this is what it's supposed to look like.

This is what this t-shirt should go with, with these pants and all this kind of stuff, right? But you don't grab any of the clothes, the ones that like all you do is scan it with the qr code with your amazon app and then you're like okay well i'm done scanning all the items i want to try and you wait like five minutes and it goes all right well go check into a dressing room five and all the clothes are already in there with your size. It looks sick. It's pretty crazy.

I watched the video of it right now. It's like revolving sushi. Yeah, pretty much. But with clothes. Yeah, but you don't carry anything. You don't have to like dig through anything for your size. I'm assuming checkout process

is super easy through like your Amazon account and stuff. Yeah. It was pretty cool. If there's also something else that you want, you don't have to go back

out to the store. You can check on your app to see if it's in that store and if it is you click on it and then they bring it to you in that closet they let you know when it's there you open up the closet and boom is right there that's smart it alleviates all the clutter in the outside actual store itself it probably takes down shoplifting because nobody's out there fingering all the stuff and you know they can't take anything galleria glendale yeahendale Galleria. I don't know if they have more locations or whatever, but the Amazon Style Store. Go check it out. It's pretty cool. I have a question though. How much did you get your margarita

Crocs for? The total? $72. No! Because I want to be swagged out at Margaritaville. Considering I buy Vans and Converse and they usually come out to maybe about and you get no g560 a pair yeah that's that's actually not well i mean the average it's not

bad the average croc is like 55 bucks yeah jesus really yeah those went up for a squishy shoe true do they have crocs that look like vans like slip-on vans oh yes at the van store yes you do vans have like a crock and dude everybody has their own crock they have actual like sandals too at the crock so they don't look like you're you know the gender the general ones that we're talking about like i have a pair of flip-flops that are crocs too they're comfy as hell yeah you can still put jibs on them too i'll pass on that no thanks better better than that though julianne. You know what I saw at the Vans store? What? As I saw those terrible, horrible things.

What? Vans collab with Sailor Moon. No! Just dropped in stores right now, which is why you can't get the Stranger Things ones because they have to go through this Sailor Moon. For Felicity. They are so freaking cool.

You guys do know that that's where- She'll love you again. They're pretty fire. You guys know that's where I got my new daughter's name from, right? Sailor Moon? No. To be honest, I forget what your new daughter's name is going to be. Well, I'll tell you.

Not even lie, I was going to make a joke about it earlier, but I could not remember her name. Not going to lie, I don't think I've ever been told the name. That's because I don't care about you. Also, not going to lie, until this very moment i thought you were having a boy i wish i wish no um god decided to give me nothing but girls obviously i did something um but no so sailor moon her mom's name is queen serenity and felicity wanted the baby's name to sound somewhat similar to hers and i couldn't think of anything until I showed her this anime cartoon. And then I'm like, baby, what if we name her Serenity?

Dude. There you go. There you go. So her name is Serenity. Nice. Nice. I approve of this. I like it.

Upcoming events. Nothing really on the table. We had the Norms event. We had the MB2 event. I posted a video of that that was super fun the the go karts were awesome it was it was a thousand degrees outside though really hot day but it was it was fun though because they had bumper boats and the bumper boats had squirt guns on them and they were like not like your little uh my first squirt gun like it was legit

shooting a ton of water wasn't it a lot of it inside yeah there's a huge arcade inside where they have like some axe throwing for people but if you ventured outside it was pretty hot but i mean i couldn't deny the go-karts it was yeah yeah i would have the video you put out was pretty dope too thank you thank you i'm trying to step up my game get get some new angles out there on uh on social but looking the calendar, it just looks like iHeart Radio Festival, September, and then October 7th, Morongo Casino will be my birthday party. So I just want to put that out there

and get people ready and hyped for that. I know it's cliche, but the fact that October is like, what, two months away, three months away? It's kind of nuts. I mean, July's tomorrow. Yeah. Oh, crap. Beginning of October is what? Three months, right? Yeah. away three months away it's kind of is it kind of nuts i mean seven july's tomorrow yeah oh crap beginning of october is what three months right yeah i know it's super cliche and we make fun of

people for doing it but yeah it's kind of like oh crap seven month seven already damn we're going on vacation right now so we won't have a podcast here next week yeah i mean i have a lot of stuff in my personal life that's coming up i'm gonna be you got a big week coming. Yeah, this week I'm going to Orlando, Miami, and then I'm getting on a ship. I'm going to Bimini, which is an island in the Bahamas where they have Resorts World, just like in Vegas. They have it on this island, which is pretty awesome. And then Mexico and then back to Miami.

But I was thinking about in July, I get back again, and then I've been planning a bachelor party, which telling you guys, trying to plan a bachelor party in Vegas on certain things is a pain in the dick, dude. Oh, I feel you. No, seriously. I go, okay, I just want to get Topgolf, right? Two months, I've been just like, hey, can I rent a bay just so we know we have one we don't have to wait around for a couple hours to get one on saturday the 16th dude i've gone through

linkedin i've gone through their uh their instagram account and the instagram account gives me email no kids be back help you with that really yeah who did you date she knows a bartender she knows somebody yeah i do know somebody who is i don't know what his he's a manager i don't i don't think he's a general manager but he's a huge woody show fan too oh oh even better i get him into some of our events that we have nice oh yeah oh there you go all right please please hit him up see if he can do anything okay um that'd be awesome okay so that and then also you know what's been a pain in the ass is trying to book the wicked spoon at the cosmopolitan for a morning breakfast i can't get a hold of anybody on that either like the website wasn't working

forever then the website's up then the this says the time's not available. It says call the number. I call the number. Obviously, no one ever picks up. I started looking for the chefs on LinkedIn, too, so I could reach out to the chefs to try to just get a spot. Because, again, if you don't have reservations for those two things right there, you can wait hours. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I believe it, yeah. You also have a bachelor party same weekend, but in San Diego, right? Yeah, I'm going to my buddy's. San Diego is at July. It's like two weeks from now. 15th, 16th. And we found out that we're actually going to be down there the same weekend as San Diego's Pride event.

Oh, hell yes, dude. It's going to be lit. It's going to be turn up central because you know what the gays do. They like to drink. Yes, they do. That's why I love them so much. So it's funny.

I found out because my one of my old roommates is he's gay and he tweeted about being it's like oh i'm going out to san diego for their pride event next month i'm like wait what day is it he's like the 16th and i'm like oh this has got to change then we can just change you know it's gonna be a bro weekend you know guys you know not not not strip club kind of groups you know just drinking beer going to baseball going to padres game going to a Padres game. Going to Total Bro Weekend. Nice.

See if I make it back. That's where I had my 21st birthday. In San Diego? Yeah. It's fun, dude. That's one of my favorite spots to go. Me too. Quick drive from LA.

Yep. Real easy. Because it's, again, the thing that I've always missed about, you know, living in Los Angeles is super walkable. You know, you just walk everywhere. Definitely, dude. And it was just like being in San Francisco Los Angeles is super walkable. You just walk everywhere. It was just like being in San Francisco. That's how it is. You just walk. The thing I'm having trouble with is my bachelor party because I'm trying to do Vegas

in September for mine. It's just as trying to plan and just getting people to lock down ideas and reply to you. You've got to get a point person. You've got to get somebody to handle it. I'm the point person for this.

You're the best man usually, right? Yeah, I'm not the best man because my buddy has a brother. But you're a good planner. I'm a good planner. Yeah. So I've been appointed. Well, yeah, my brother's my best man. To plan a Vegas vacation.

It's like he worked full time for the Department of Water Power you know breaking his back he's got two kids at home you know so it's like he doesn't have time to hunt people down

on LinkedIn I'm sending him ideas and I'm pushing it along too and again my friends just can't reply to text messages for some reason are you serious

I understand that so I'm literally just gonna like okay Vegas these days be there or don't be there figure it out I don't be there. Figure it out.

I don't need the reservations at the Golden Spoon or whatever you're talking about. Give me some beers and a sports book and I'll be happy. That's what I'm looking for. No, I get it though, because with this bachelor party that I planned, I had to like straight up handle all the bookings of the flights and all that kind of stuff just to make sure people made their bookings and everything was planned. I get it. I feel your pain.

But eventually when it happens, it'll be super fun. Just get me to Vegas, please. That's all I want. You guys want some food news? Yes. Wingstop introduces new Hot Honey Dry Rub wings. All in, all out. You guys like dry rub wings? I'm not a huge fan hot honey dry rub wings. All in, all out.

Do you guys like dry rub wings? I'm not a huge fan of the dry rub. Me neither. This seems like these would be extra sticky, though. Probably. And they sound spicy as hell. Yeah? I know you don't like spicy.

Okay, you guys not too excited about that? All right. Target is selling a whole line of breakfast cereal scented candles, cinnamon toast crunch, Lucky Charms, Trix, Cocoa Puffs, and Honey Nut Cheerios. I definitely see one of these in Tyler's home. Tyler's going to be walking around looking like Pac-Man trying to eat the air.

Say, excuse me, lady. I hate that that made me laugh. Lady, let me light my Lucky Charms candle real quick. Let me set the mood. Set the mood. Is that Cinnamon Toast Crunchy?

Yeah. Excuse me. Are you more of a Trix girl or a Fruity Pebbles girl? I do have Cocoa Puffs. Probably Fruity Pebbles. All right. Speaking of Fruity Pebbles, I housed a family-sized box of Fruity Pebbles in three days last week. Yep.

Full box. You bought them by yourself. Yeah. Man, don't eat that crap. I do. I currently have a family-sized box of Reese Puffs that I'm working through right now. Also, what is up with you bougie people being like, oh, as an adult, did you buy

that? Yeah, it's food. I didn't think that would be his go-to though as a guy that goes to the gym every day. But I told you, I go to the gym so I can eat that crap. That's like my afternoon snack, man man a nice cold bowl of cereal mine hits the spot honestly there you go bowl of cereal on a super hot summer day it just kind of hits different it's really yeah fruity pebbles man there it's like eating a million of nothing you could literally just eat a whole box i could eat probably eat a whole box. No problem. I would say out of this whole list, it would be cinnamon and Toast Crunch for me.

Dude, it's a gift from Jesus. Trix would be pretty good because Trix has a nice sweet smell. It might be overbearing, though, in a candle. Did you see this? Arby's and Old Spice collab to drop a roast beef patterned sweatsuit. Now, this is something I would see Tyler wearing, too. So he wears his sweatsuit, takes a lady home, his Arby's sweatsuit, takes a

lady home, and then he lights his tricks candles. Honest question, who are the people keeping Arby's in business? Me! I was pissed when they swapped out the Arby's and Downey for a Dunkin' Donuts. I was mad. I love Arby's. Maybe it's just me, maybe because I haven't been to Arby's and Downey for a Dunkin' Donuts. I was mad. I love Arby's. Maybe it's just me.

Maybe because I haven't been to Arby's in probably like five years just because I never see one. I don't know. I've always wondered who the hell is keeping... Because remember a couple years ago, Arby's, they bought,

I think it was Buffalo Wild Wings, for like two something billion dollars. Where the hell is Arby's getting all this money? They're probably huge somewhere in a certain part of the country. Dumb meat money. Yeah. So good.

So much meat money. Beef and cheddar. Oh yeah. All right. We talked about this on the Woody show. Did you see the Taco Bell cheese it collab that happened? Yes. We did.

So more and more that I see about it and think about it, I don't know if I'm all in with it. Is there a picture of it out? Yeah. So they have two different versions. They have one that's like a crunch wrap with the cheese inside and then one that's kind of like a tostada. I wouldn't do the tostada because I think it would break apart instantly

and fall apart. But I would be down with the crunch wrap version. I'm a big fan of the crunch wrap. I'm going to be real. I passed out from excitement. But I did see that they are currently so it hasn't been introduced to the restaurant yet but it is being uh tested at the kitchen in irvine so if you guys want to stop by you know test it out so stotted one it

looks kind of funny because you just look at it and it is just a giant cheese so a cheese it is one inch by one inch they said this one is 16 times that size. So 16 by 16. I just want to eat the Cheez-It by itself because I want to eat a giant Cheez-It. We are talking about a foot and a half by a foot and a half of cheesy deliciousness. Why this hasn't been introduced to me yet at some point in my life is very misleading and very misunderstanding and I don't like it. He just said a foot and a half by a foot and a half. Yeah, I don't think your math is correct, dude. Okay, wait, hold on. Okay a foot and a half by a foot and a half. Yeah, I don't think your math is correct, dude.

Okay, wait, hold on. Okay, a foot and a quarter by a foot and a quarter. It's close enough, alright? It's still too big, bro. It's a foot and a third, bro. Math is hard, alright? Leave me alone. Do you realize how big a foot and a half Cheez-It would be?

Tyler's walking around with a pizza box. Oh, that'd be good. Hold on. Hold on. Let's roll back to this for a second. Can you imagine the foot long like the pizza Bigfoot pizza but with a cheese it crust? We may have stumbled upon something

here. You're welcome. A tear just came to my eye thinking about the Bigfoot pizza from Pizza Hut back in the day. Didn't they have something like that at Little Caesars? They did. Something similar. It's not the same.

The Bigfoot pizza, it was a time in my life with all my friends. And all we did was BMX ride all day, order Bigfoot pizza, and play video games. Better times. Now I got to pay bills. Now you're an adult. Something about the crust, too. So good. So good. All right. Better times. Now I got to pay bills. Now you're an adult. Something about the crust, too. So good. So good.

All right, moving on. Of course, this weekend, last minute, if you want to go, you would have to start gearing up today so you can go on Saturday, SoFi Stadium, BlasterBattle.com. It is the world's biggest Nerf battle that is happening, and you could be on the field walking around with biggest Nerf battle that is happening. And you could be on the field walking around with your Nerf blaster and blasting everybody. Did you see that news?

I think it's going to be a couple of days after the event, but maybe somebody will have it beforehand. But do you see the Nerf Gjallarhorn rocket launcher? This thing is insane. Three times the size. This is way bigger than that one yeah damn okay yeah it looks like a flamethrower almost dude nerf guns are selling like crazy right now they really hit a new clientele they have dinosaur branded ones now and because kids are all about jurassic park they're flying off the shelves true remember when we used to hide in the hallways and like

shoot each other when we'd come around the corner? Yeah, we got in trouble. I do not, but I low-key, I'm not going to lie, I low-key wanted one of the Fortnite ones just because it made that spool noise when you were trying to fire it up. It let the bullies know you weren't fooling around, bro. Well, what else? Oh, what are you guys watching? I know that Julianne, you're super into the boys. I told Ravy she loves the boys and she loves the boys TV show. And she said, oh, I got to get Julianne, you're super into The Boys. I told Ravey she loves The Boys and she loves The Boys TV show. And she said, oh, I got to get Julianne on the Nerd Now podcast to talk about it.

Because I said that you're an expert. Am I wrong? It's one of the best shows around. She said the last episode, not to give it away, but it was supposed to be extra wet or something. Oh, it was. Extra sexy. Yeah. There was a lot of nakedness. Oh, it was. Yeah. There was a lot of nakedness.

What else are you guys watching? Anybody watching anything? Tomorrow, Stranger Things comes out. I'm going to do Obi-Wan over the break. I'm going to get all that out of the way. I didn't catch up on The Boys. I'm a couple episodes behind, but I did start that one.

Okay. Only Murders in the Building, season two dropped on Hulu. I want to watch that. I've been watching this new thing. It's more like ABC Family type show. It's on HBO Max. HBO Max original. It's called The Gordita Diaries. And it's basically Tyler's life if you came from the Dominican Republic

and moved to Miami in the 80s. It's pretty funny. But yeah, it's definitely like ABC Family. It kind of reminds me almost a little bit of the Rock TV show. Oh, yeah. Young Rock. Yeah, Young Rock. I never saw that.

Yeah. What about The Umbrella Academy? Because I watched that. No, don't watch it. You have. You're very. It's very interesting. And you're watching like all these shows.

I would not expect you to be watching. Well, Kevin, I'm married to Kevin. He's like a huge dork. And the only thing I don't watch with him would be anything Star Wars. But anything else besides that, I watch with him. The Umbrella Academy is great. Yeah. I figured you'd be watching like drama shows like me, like all the Real Housewives and stuff like that.

No, I don't watch that. Oh, I love it. At all. I love it. I like to watch Thousand Pound Sisters, which they haven't come out with a new show yet, and it's killing me. Same here.

There's so much drama with Tammy. Show me. I want to see what happens after she gets out of the hospital. She loves dating the bad boys is the problem. Probably back to the hospital at some point. Oh, that's not nice. She likes to date people who force her to eat, who are like 50 pounds themselves.

See, I can't watch that stuff. I feel sorry for them. I can't do it. I actually saw a clip of them on my Instagram today on the Discover page. I was like, nope, can't do it. You're missing out, bro. Yeah, it's good.

Oh, they started doing this thing with the Real Housewives too, like all the ones that are no longer on the show they're doing the it's like the real housewives club or something like i mean the ex housewives club and now they're getting like people from other cities together and then putting them in a house in different places and then drama ensues so good are you watching anything new board anything uh i don't know if you guys saw like the biggest news in streaming. Okay. You guys might have missed this. Okay.

But Pluto TV added a 24-7 Transformers channel to their lineup. Oh, hell yeah. So you could get Beast Machines, Transformers Armada, Robots in Disguise, Prime, Bumblebee Adventure, everything. Everything is on there.

It's Joe time. Which is great because I love nothing more than to just turn on Pluto TV and just stream on whatever channel. Their MTV adult comedy channel is amazing. It has all Crank Yankers, Beavis and Butthead, Daria, all that stuff. Daria, I loved that show. They'll do like four hour blocks and then rotate to the next show. But that, if I'm not watching those, I'm watching Ink Master and Bar Rescue constantly. I did watch the new Beavis and Butthead movie.

How was that? It was awesome. Was it? Yeah, it's on Paramount Plus. It's fun. I mean, a lot of the jokes were predictable, but still funny. Still good. They were always kind of predictable anyways with the jokes

but as long as it's still fun and because even that last season i really enjoyed i just hated the uh the youtube video cut-ins that they did they didn't feel right yeah versus the music videos yeah but still the stuff was good the content very nice i have a question um so did you guys hear that who's the boss reboot is coming? Angela so what streaming app is that? Amazon what is that? Preview? what is it called? Amazon Prime. No it's not Amazon

Prime. Amazon Watch or something? No it's not Amazon Watch either Amazon it's a different app? I know exactly what this is. On Amazon Prime, they have a bunch of collaborations.

You can watch IMDB TV, Starz TV, and you've got to pay a premium for it, right? But there's a bunch of shows on there that you don't have to pay a premium for, but they're branded differently. It's Amazon Prime, free with ads, but they're branded differently so it's amazon prime free with ads but they call it free v oh free because because i watch white collar and burn notice and stuff on there which were ush shows so they're under free v and you just have to watch

like a couple ads it's pretty much pluto how many how many streaming services you guys got every single one of them uh okay i have think so. Okay, I have Netflix. I have Disney. I have Paramount+. I have HBO Max. I have Discovery+. I have Apple+. Pluto, but that's free. Hulu.

Yeah, I got them all, but a lot of them are like the HBO Max I get for free, allegedly through my internet provider. Netflix I get through T-Mobile and then Hulu I think I pay for? I don't know. It might be through your Disney bundle. Yeah. And I prepaid all my Disney stuff

for three years. I don't have Apple. I don't have Paramount Plus. That's one reason I haven't seen any of the new Jackass stuff. There's something flying in here or I'm bugging out. I swear to God it landed on me. I'm't have Paramount Plus either. That's one reason I haven't seen any of the new Jackass stuff. There's something flying in here or I'm bugging out. I swear to God, Atlanta, I'm freaking out over in this corner. I don't see anything.

It was probably from the free food. But then again, I see little dots all the time. Paramount Plus is the one I feel like I'm missing out with things on. Yeah, they have a lot of good CBS stuff on there. I'm just so stubborn. I don't want to buy another damn streaming service. That's why I'm watching all my

real world reunions on the Paramount+. I love that. Yesterday was Randy's birthday. Anybody reach out to him? I did. He jumped on the Friday hour. Oh, he did? I saw. He's a nice haircut. Randy got a picture post. He got invited

on the Friday hour. He got remembered. All the hour. He got remembered. All the calendar. I think I texted him on our mass text message. But Randy is the complete opposite of Brett. Randy is a... It's my birthday. Not only it's my birthday, but he's a pre-birthday complainer.

Yeah, yeah. He shuts it up. I'm turning... And this is like two days before. So a lot of people can get it in their minds. Oh, his birthday is coming. Yeah, yeah. He shuts it up. I'm turning. And this is like two days before. So a lot of people can get it in their minds. Oh, his birthday's coming. Yeah.

Fair point. I'm turning 26 tomorrow. And then that's the reminder. And then it's like, oh, that's right. Oh, yes. Here is the Twitter post. I turn 26 tomorrow

with the most depressing Milhouse gif you've ever seen in your life. He had a pre-tweet. People that aren't excited about their birthdays don't tweet about not being excited about their birthdays. They try to let it die and go under the bridge.

Not before their birthday. A la Brett. Just let it go. Get a little 35 up in a black and white corner of your Instagram post. That's like a subtle, if you actually remember, I appreciate it. Apparently nobody did though, so thanks.

I get excited for my birthday. But we can't remember it if we were never informed in the first place. Okay, let's just point. It used to be on our calendar. It was not this year. I don't have calendar reminders, guys. What did we do last year that was near my birthday?

For a guy that didn't want to celebrate his birthday, he sure talks about it a lot. No kidding. You know, it's not that I don't want to celebrate. It's just that, you know, I don't want anything bad to happen. You know what this year was? Don't remember it. Even though last year we all went to, oh yeah we went to vegas didn't we maybe that's why i forget your birthday because you didn't invite me oh to what vegas yeah blame him

no it's your birthday it was his podcast doesn't matter wow i lucky i showed up uh what was gonna say oh yeah so randy jumped on for his birthday did you see him though I didn't see him like eye to eye but I saw him leaving with Gio for something and then I gave him a little

little happy birthday balloon with the Modelo and some zebra cakes oh nice very nice which were God's gift to cake

yeah I left it on his stack of Amazon packages that he gets daily oh Jesus you have to hear about this he is this why he's always looking for extra side hustle money he's he's His stack of Amazon packages that he gets daily. Oh, Jesus. You have to hear about this.

Is this why he's always looking for extra side hustle money? He's doing something, man. So I'm going to show you a picture. This is what it looks like almost daily outside of his apartment. Dude, no way. Let me see. Are you serious? Look at that.

That's like almost daily. I maybe get one Amazon delivery once every two weeks. Oh no he gets once every two hours eric what was he uh the total packages you thought he had so one day this was that was one day this is from two days prior you should jack them the same amount of boxes we're talking about like oh my god we're talking about six to seven boxes so and you know I do him I do solids you know

when I see it's like a freshly box I have a key to his apartment I'll toss it in his apartment because you know I get home early before him so I text him

like dude seven boxes are in front of your door and he's like oh okay can you do me a favor can you put them in

Gio's coming home before me I don't want to deal with it so I do a solid right whatever put them in I go for a run I before me. I don't want to deal with this. I'd do a solid, right? Whatever. Put them in. I go for a run. I'm gone 45 minutes.

Two more boxes are on. Oh my gosh. What is he getting? Nine boxes in one day. Wow. Do you ask him what's in the box? No, it's not my business. Okay.

He's going to run out of room. So I am sending you guys video right now that he sent me, I want to say a week or two ago. Check that out real quick and tell me what you think. What is this stuff? Okay, so watch the second video I just sent you. Watch the second video I just sent you. It's like his order list from Amazon. And just take a look at this.

It's those discount codes that he's always talking about. That's exactly what it is. 25 four-packs of batteries. 19 sunscreen bottles. Hold on. 10 eye drop bottles. There's tux on there. You know what tux are, right? What are tux?

They're for when you have hemorrhoids. Another 25-pack of batteries. Another 25-pack of batteries. 25-pack of, they look like vitamins. Four, 84 packs of diapers. Diapers? Why? He's addicted to the deal, man. You know those

coupon people? Yeah. They go and they just buy crap because they have coupons for it. Randy has the code and he just wants to order it. I am convinced this dude has his own little spot at the Santa Fe Swap. If I see milk formula

on that list, I'm going to flip out. No, that's for something different. He FaceTimes Tyler and pours it on himself. He's like, I'm not your milk mama. He just throws the powder up in the air.

Oh, yeah. Ten packs of golden curry. Lactate me, Tyler. He has a bunch of towels. Wait, he has a bunch of neti pods? He does have a bunch of sinus problems. Where is he selling this stuff? I don't know.

Or is he giving it to people? I think he's giving them to people. But getting this stuff and giving it to people, this dude's Mexican Robin Hood. He's giving them because he also, in my groomsmen group chat he just he's like hey anybody need uh five packs of 25 arizona iced teas here you go and they're like it's it's he's like he's he's literally like yeah like the mexican robin hood wow my bad okay let me let me rephrase let me rephrase el salvador yeah damn all right well

we gotta wrap this up because uh we got meetings and I'm taking off for vacation. I have a crappy meeting right now. All right. Well, thank you. Wait, wait, wait. You guys hear that? You guys hear that? Randy just got another package.

Oh, kidding. Kidding. I'll probably have to put it in his house for him. I just text him and ask him if he bought my baby diapers. True. All right. Well, thank you again for listening to the podcast. Please rate and review it go to

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Shout out to friend of the show, Kevin Smith. Nice. And a reminder, if you haven't seen or if you have, on Wednesday the trailer for Clerks 3 drops. Nice. It'll be everywhere. And we're finally going to get Clerks 3,

everybody. Nice. Love it. Tyler, anything to say before we leave? Yeah, I didn't get to mention it in the What You Watching thing, but I just finished watching a new... It's a two-hour documentary on ESPN E60. Me and Eric and Randy have been talking about it. It's called Unrivaled on the Colorado Avalanche and the Detroit Red Wings.

Super rivalry of the late 1990s in the NHL and it is really really really good. So must watch this. Russians beating up Canadians and Stanley Cup hockey. It's awesome. Julianne. Tomorrow I have surgery on my eye.

It's non-invasive but it's all surgery. I have a little assist. And for those who watch Dr. Pimple Popper, you're supposed to get the sack out of your eye. And if you don't, then the assist will come back. Oh,

crystal ball sack. Yeah, crystal ball sack. ShastaG's boutique.com. It's an eye sack. See, look out guys. When you go up in the club,

you get, you know, get pissed. Stuff like this. Yeah. Well, it was popped like before i was pregnant and it ended up coming back so now tomorrow i have surgery in my eye so pray for julianne keep me

in your thoughts and prayers i'll be thinking about you julianne i'll still have my right eye please you'll be fine i patch pregnant you come back with the eye patch i will not have like i have to make fun of you. He's badass. Oh, man. What if we give her, like, a raving, like, a raver one? So, wait, next time she's at the bar, it's just strobing colors and stuff. That'd be so cool. All right.

Okay, anything to say before we leave? Eric? I just want to say I've been dying all day today because I forgot my chapstick. Oh, no. And my lips feel like the freaking Sahara Desert. Okay. And 70 days to football, guys. Nice. 70 days. Yeahstick. Oh, no. My lips feel like the freaking Sahara Desert. Okay. And 70 days till football, guys. Nice.

70 days. All right, guys. We'll see you next week. What's new? What's new with Metis? Outro Music