What's New Podcast - Tyler is Missing, Comedy Night?, Hot Chicken Drama, Steak Drama and More

Episode Date: November 6, 2019

On this episode of the What's New Podcast Tyler is Missing, Comedy Night?, Hot Chicken Drama, Steak Drama and More.

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace. I am Menace, your host. I am joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He is an audio expert and syndication expert for the Woody Show, boring show across this fine United States of America. Also around the world on AFN. He has an assistant. His name is Nick Soundwave, a.k.a. Eric. He will change names this entire podcast.

Keep up, everybody. He also works for Fox Sports, so I'd like to talk to him about sports. In the house also is Randy. What, what? He works on The Woody Show, handling all of our video. He is also a radio DJ himself. What stations are you on, Randy? Alt-106.1 Crab Radio in Bakersfield and Alt-98.7 in Los Angeles.

Now, missing today is everybody. Calm down. Please keep on listening to this podcast. But Tyler, the board op, will not be on this podcast today. I knew it. Tyler is on vacation. So I don't know how how this work out so usually everybody on the show takes vacation together i mean you guys actually kind of stick around sometimes yeah you don't get time yeah you don't get as much vacation time yeah as i do um it's okay i'm not bitter about it yeah no but usually if you did take time off it'd be

during the same time we take time off right so what was his reasoning well well we'll kind of see the other thing is is that since there's so many of us and since the show is never really off there's 11 of us by the way there's no on the woody show there's always a show on whether you know we're taking vacation or it's a holiday there's always a show that has to be on and airing you know a rerun or a best of you know whatever you want to call it and because we're syndicated out we have to have multiple people here running the show and on call in case something happens so we usually rotate so maybe eric will be on for half a week and then get half a week off or i'll take half a week or Randy does whatever Randy does. Tyler hasn't been

afforded the days off yet. So corporate life said you got to take days off. I guess he's taking a staycation at his house. All right. Yeah. How great is that though to have your bosses say no, you need to take a vacation. I know. I've never been in that situation. No, you need to take

these vacations. Take a week off or we'll fire you. Oh, hey guys. I'm surprised since in that situation no you need to take these vacations take a week off I will fire you oh hey guys I'm surprised since he's such you know a romantic that he didn't try to figure out something to do with VD like at least go to Vegas and stayed I get more than two days off in a row I'm thinking okay I need to stretch my legs or go went to Palm Springs and just laid out a San Diego's right there, man. Yeah, San Diego. I'm very, very surprised. Again, I know a lot of that stuff costs money, but you would think. Yeah, but I don't really see him as

so over the top. Well, also considering how close he is with her and they're always talking and always on the phone or always FaceTiming, always messaging. He could have revisited the pier, you know. I'm assuming the anniversary is sometime in the future.

I think the three-month anniversary is coming up. He's a hopeless. I can't hate the guy for it. Emphasis on the hopeless. Have fun. He's got a big heart. Big guy, big heart. Yeah, have fun for your five days, Tyler,

focusing solely on your girlfriend and nothing else. Yeah. I think he's playing a lot of Call of Duty. Hey, if you want to hang out with the whole Woody Show crew, we're going to be at Sin Sleep in Santa Clarita this Saturday. That is 11-9-2019. It's going to be a good time from

10 a.m. to noon and we'll, of course, as I always say, a bunch of giveaways if you just want to come hang out with us this Saturday in Santa Clarita at Sin Sleep and Larry from Sin Sleep is going to be there. That's so cool. Which is going to be super fun.

You're killing me, menace. That was good. That's a good one, yeah. I just went to a Sin Sleep just recently. I buy mattresses all the time, believe it or not. You really do, though. I do. It's kind of weird.

How's it weird? No, I'm not even kidding. I feel like you're burning through mattresses or something happens and you've got to replace them. I think I've been caught in three conversations with Menace with him and other people regarding mattresses. I'm not even kidding. They just talk about beds. Well, this is the thing.

I have my place in L.A. Right. Spicy Nacho. Her family has a really nice house that has a guest room. So a mattress for there. And then my dad, he needed a new mattress. So I room so a mattress for there and then my dad he needed a new mattress so i got him a mattress and then spicy nachos old room she needed a mattress because she stays in the old room when i'm not in town for us to stay in the guest room okay so that's a lot of mattresses

that is a lot of mattresses a lot of vacation homes man are you a lot of places to go i'm looking at saturday thinking maybe it's time to buy a new mattress because my mattress is starting to dip, dude. It's weird. Like I lay down on one side of it. It's nice and firm. On the other side, it's all like- Whoa.

Okay. Have you flipped your mattress? I tried once. Try. What? Try. But it's weird. Did you pull something?

It's weird though because I lay down and the top half of my body is all firm and the bottom half, it's all weak so my legs are just kind of like dangling there. No, no, but that's what I mean. Like you got to flip the mattress and rotate it. You have a box spring under there?

Or are you just on a mattress on like two pieces of wood? I don't have a box spring. That's why, dude. It's just a mattress on the floor? That's why. No, no, no, no. I have the bed frame

but I used to have like the bed, the mattress, whatever's holding that thing up is broken at the bottom for sure. All right. It's not broken. We got to lace you up.

That's like a hammock, dude. Talk to me. I'll find you the right mattress. So last Friday was a busy day. It was. Greg and I from the Woody Show went and got our faces shaved off. Well, not our faces shaved off. Our beards shaved off.

Right. And it's for Movember. So if you could please please join our team get all the information just go to movember.com slash woody that's movember.com slash woody and you can find out all the detailed information at least you can do for us just please join our team now joining in on all of this is our buddy nick soundwave oh yes i didn't even realize you were gonna do it yeah man i'm always good i'm always down for a good cause and um you know and always just kind of like a little fool of myself and i'm currently standing here with the

baby handlebar mustache i know see you you gotta lace you got to lace it up i had to go bare faced see i've got and i look horrible why i've got beef looks good, I'm not saying he doesn't look good. My beef is it's more of a personal thing. I can't grow facial hair. So when you see people who can, it's not going to fill out. I can't grow it, man. No, no, that's not true. You do have some rat whisker face. Is that true? I have a photo

somewhere. I'll give it to Menace to post on the Instagram. I have a photo of Randy at a Morongo event with a killer stache. This is where Oh yeah. I forgot about that.

It was a bad stache. This is where Ricardo Rolex came about. Yeah. This is where he was born. His inception. This is I'm actually

My dad had a good mustache when he was alive and that's the you know I got a lot of beard. Nobody in my family can really grow a beard but my dad always

had a good mustache. Yours already looks super legit. Damn it, man. I know. It's because I have really dark facial hair. Yeah. So, like, even when it's kind of short at this stage, it looks really full because of how dark it is. Mine looks so bad that I don't even want to leave my house.

I have to be here. I think in the room I have the worst facial hair because Brett's always kind of maintained his goatee sort of half beard thing. Oh, yeah. I will not get rid of this. Yeah, and you've always had your facial hair. And obviously Eric can grow something. Soundwave can grow something. I can't grow itch.

Well, no, we can put it at What's New Pod and people can see it. Yeah. It was super legit. So that Friday was really, really busy. Yeah. We had the shaving. And then later that day, we had the private event with 21 pilots now Bort wasn't there nope Randy wasn't there but Nick Soundwave was there with his lady and how fun

was that it was cool man my uh my lady she's a big 21 pilots fan so I you know I try to get some some brownie points by getting her into the the meet and greet yeah but no they're super cool guys really down to earth so woody did an interview with them so we got to sit through that and just hear them talk about the whole process of them making music how they came up talking about their fans and it was such a good time yeah you could tell that they really care about not only their music but the people that consume their music like they really put a lot of thought and effort into what they're putting out onto their albums and they're in out into the world you know not like you know a lot of music today is just you know make a hit onto the next one make a hit onto the next one like this one you

could tell it's like when they put out an album yeah there's it's a we start here and we end up here and it's a it's a path and journey it's not just okay here's a radio hit here's a single here's a single and then you ended up going to a show that night yeah i went to yeah i stuck around for the uh for the concert their bandito tour was at staples center that night and it was a blast man it was it was packed great show they were they sound amazing yeah so what is it like being around toin and pod super fan they're dedicated man they're the the age group was a little younger than i was expecting just because i've got a lot more rock concert shows and edM festivals and stuff like that.

So I'm walking around. There's a lot of adolescents with their parents walking around. You see the moms kind of shoving them into the pit and they go and get a glass of wine in the outside. But they're diehards, man. We were there at about... What it reminds me of, the fan base, is Warped Tour. Yeah, definitely.

These are definitely the kids that'll be there in the pits at Warped Tour for the next two, three years. But see, that's exciting, though, because when you got fans that young, you can grow into something. And they love it, man. These kids were shouting lyrics

at the top of their lungs. And we were at the meet and greet for, what, maybe six hours before the show, and these kids were sleeping in line waiting to get into the thing. That's so crazy. That's pretty dire.

Six hours later, dude. Dude, there was a message that we received on the station from somebody who was traveling all the way from Utah. Like, hey, guys, I'm coming all the way from Utah. I can't wait to go to the concert. I'm like, damn, man, all the way from Utah? Yeah, it was at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

It was a blast. It was the first time I saw a music event at Staples Center, too. I'm usually there for sporting events. Yeah, it was a really, really foreign experience for me. Kids running around, music, no ice on the floor is really weird i absolutely love the center for everything music sporting events because there's a bunch of places to go eat obviously i love the food and then there's places to stay there's hotels right there if you get too messed up or have prime location yeah and Yeah. And the parking's right there. Yeah.

It's absolutely the best. I've newly come on to the LA Live parking underneath because I spend $25 anyways at a lot that I have to cross the street and try not to get shanked at after. Why not spend five more dollars, $30 maxed out at LA Live underneath the venue? Randy, you didn't make this private event

with 21 Pilots, which people would kill to get into. What did you end up doing? There's only one thing in this world. Anybody knows this. There's only one thing in this world that would prompt me to not go to a 21 Pilots concert, and that's a Anaheim Ducks game. Oh my god, I got invited by, he actually

does radio out in Riverside, KGGI. His name is Jojo. He also happens to work for the Ducks, and he invited me out. I got some food. We got really great seats, and we got to see the Ducks take on the Vancouver Canucks, and they won 2-1 in overtime. We also got these really cool little troll dolls. I got to bring one in to you so you can see it.

But, dude, such a blast. Like I said, it was a busy Friday, and after all that, the 21 Pilots event, I ended up hitting up the Hollywood Improv and going to a comedy show that night. So I was so freaking tired. But I saw this comedian from Finland, which Nick Soundwave happened to see already. So random. Yeah. You sent over the little flyer.

I was like, I've seen this guy before. His name's Ismo, and he's hilarious. And he breaks down the English language and how confusing it is. And then Fluffy, a.k.a. Gabriel Iglesias, jumped on stage and did a surprise set that night too. Dude, the crowd must have gone crazy. Yeah, it was insane. And I felt so bad, and I talked about this on the Woody show,

morning show that I was at, and they had opening acts, and Gabriel gets on, he kills it. Right. And then Ismo gets on, he kills it. But then there was two opening acts, and know gabriel gets on he kills it right and then ismo gets on he kills it but then there was two opening acts and it was just like you could hear a pin drop and it's just that's right it's just people you know working out their act and i think the second act it was just the guy who was just trying to go through everything because he was getting nervous that he wasn't getting laughs so he was just firing through yeah and he kind of paused and i mean

we already went through this with randy if you listen to the show today it is uh november 5th woody show podcast randy did his stand-up and it was amazing how great was that so terrifying what's really funny because one of the decks came in he said how great was that yeah yeah how great was it see i'm just thinking about it makes me nervous again. It was fun. It was cool. Yeah, so basically I was seeing these guys in a room full of people trying to do the same thing Randy did on the radio.

So just to recap, we had Randy do stand up five minutes in front of Gabriel Iglesias on the air. Oh, my God. That was so scary, man. Dude, I thought it was hilarious. You still sound scared. Dude, you don't understand. It was hilarious.

When Woody's like oh you have like five days to prep for this i'm like so i'm coming up with things that i thought worked i don't know but i mean yeah one of the texts that came in that really made me laugh though is it sounds like menace is randy's biggest fan because menace is laughing a lot i was dying but that helped me no that helped me i mean obviously there was a hector in the crowd didn't really help out in my face yeah i was I was going to say, at least Greg was laughing as well. I mean, sometimes it was with you. Sometimes it was against you.

Yeah, I was surprised. Dude, the joke about you being Salvadorian was, dude, I was dying. Dude, Woody was dying. Man, it's just, it's weird because coming up with these jokes, it's like, okay, how can I start this, but then have it make sense towards the end? I got a handful of jokes where the beginning kind of made sense, but the ending, it's like, well, what's the payoff here? Yeah, so you had great setups, but the punchline wasn't there. Yeah, it was like bump set, no spike.

Yeah, and it's crazy because what I try to come up with a joke, I have the punchline, but I don't know how to get to the punchline. That's crazy. So that's why we've got to combine forces. We've got to combine forces. Make a comedy show. That's what I'm saying. What about okay i was

kidding i don't know i was oh my god dude this is this is what about if we get like a really small room a really small room like really like five five seats five chairs no like the you know the haha in north hollywood they can't be that big. What about if we 25, 30 people? Just for fun, we did a comedy night of What's New Pod comedy night. So these two have to go on stage too? You would all do it.

I would do it if you got on stage in front of live people, Randy. I would do another five. When people come, hit us up at What's New Pod. Brett, I already know

Brett would be an absolute I don't know. Dick on stage. No, Brett would be a great savage. Brett's really good at calling people dick on stage. Brett would be a great savage. Brett's really good at calling people out for everything. I would do one with you, Randy. I would be fine with you. I was watching some of

the show videos the other day and I forgot that Brett literally said to Cameron's face, I'm not inviting you to my wedding. So I think Brett will be fine on stage doing anything. I think if I could just roast everybody, it would be like the invert of a roast. Instead of me getting roasted by the rest of the crowd, I would be roasting everybody else. I think we're forgetting the obvious

thing here, though. How is Tyler going to do on stage? Because if it's all the What's New pod, we're forgetting he's going to be on stage too. Oh, that would be great. He'd be so glossy by the end of it, man, from those lights. He would be sweating. You guys ever hear about the

City of Buffalo? Yeah. Hey, by the way, I have a girlfriend. Just wanted to let you know. Shout out to my girlfriend. She's in the stands. My love. My heart.

She's over there. I think similar to Randy's bump set no spike of a joke, Tyler would be the same way. He'd amp up himself. Yeah, I'm going to do so good. I got jokes. I got jokes, I'm going to do so good. I got jokes. I got jokes. I'm going to do it.

And then up on stage, just flop, man. Horribly flop. See, this is the thing. Okay, if we would actually do this, which I think we totally should, just for fun, right? A What's New Podcoming Night. We would just encourage people to drink a lot you know it'd be really funny though you know we would we would leave an hour before we would let people in an hour early

and let them drink as much as possible the only thing is that you might get a lot of hecklers but oh before i forget gabriel iglesias has a show on netflix you got to check it out mr iglesias uh he's working on season two right now. I caught some episodes a little while ago. My girlfriend's sister was streaming. She was kind of like binging through all of it. And I kind of sat there on the couch and caught some episodes. Nice. And I like how it's nice.

You can just sit down, watch it, and just get a good laugh. Did you say that guy taught me comedy? No, God, no. I need nobody to know ever about me doing comedy. I think you need to add this to your LinkedIn page. Yes. Comedian. Oh, God. Learned comedy from Gabriel Iglesias. Yeah, but think about need to add this to your LinkedIn page. Yes. Comedian? Oh, God.

Learned comedy from Gabriel. Cameron, think about how many knowing comedians are out there. Everybody's a comedian, literally. Everyone's an entertainer. While Randy was doing this, I'm on the cameras because he can't run the cameras while he's doing his comedy routine. I'm watching everybody's faces and of course the Woody Show cast is all kind of busting

up laughing. And Gabriel's sitting there like really taking this in. Well, because Gabriel actually was taking it very seriously. I knew going in was going to be a tough crowd. I'm like, I know I'm going into the lines. Does that make it harder, the fact that he was taking it seriously? Well, no. But one of the things, and I pointed this out to Soundwave, but one of the things that I did actually was I said a joke that bombed

and everyone just started laughing at me. So I pretended to laugh with the joke so that I wouldn't be talking under them. So I'm like, okay, I just gotta pretend to laugh. Yeah. Until they're done laughing.

And then I'll just go for my next joke. Oh dude, I totally forgot. Actually, people can watch your comedy set on YouTube, youtube.com. So what do you show? Why don't you bring that up?

Let's make that the most viewed video. Yeah. Feel free to comment on it. Give us some pointers. It's crazy. Hashtag Randy the dick. This a-hole. It's crazy.

You have jokes, too, about Randy. Write them in the comments section. It is crazy how often I get sent stupid messages from people who are like, oh, hey, they'll start a conversation with me, and then towards the end, oh, by the way, you're a dick. See? My whole property site. You know what? Hey, you guys know this guy, Randy? Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? He's a dick. He're a dick. See, my whole property site. You know what? Hey, you guys know

this guy Randy. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? He's a dick. He's a dick. Dude, I was at, we were at an event, the Morongo event,

and I was like, oh, Randy. I'm like, you're a dick. Yes. I don't know if you guys saw this, but Joe Coy,

he posted it on his Instagram page, and it's me, Joe Coy, and a 90-year-old woman in a car. Is she from England? She is from England. She's not putting on a fake

accent or anything like that. That's so cool. Now, I mentioned this on the show, but just to give you a little bit of background, there's this lady that lives next to Joe Coy, and she is from London. Yes. And she is somehow involved with the Royal Palace. She knows people there that weren't is somehow involved with the royal palace she knows people there really weren't there involved with the palace and joe and i were linking up we're just talking

about like podcasting stuff and he's like oh you want to go grab something to eat i'm like fine well while we're by his house the lady is walking through the driveway yeah and he's like oh hey denise how you doing? And she's like, oh, I'm having a bad day. Like, she was having a horrible day. It was her birthday. She left her cell phone in an Uber. And Joe's like, you know what?

I'm going to take you out to dinner. So he's like, man, do you mind? I'm like, no, I don't care. When you're hanging out with Joe Coy, you don't mind. I was like, no, cool. Dude, hanging out with this lady was so freaking funny because at that point in life you give no f oh yeah people give you the most honest opinions ever at that age what do i gotta lose i know and with her accent it was hilarious oh man it was so fun. We ate at this Chinese food spot.

It ruled. My grandma's game like that. My grandma will say things in front of people about them and think, well, what are they going to do? What are they going to do to me? My grandma, what are they going to do to me? Brady, it's always about you, man. It's always about you. Oh, shut up, Brett. You have a podcast just for yourself.

I'm sorry. I'm not the king of podcasts. I'm not on every single podcast on the entire network. I'm sorry. I'm not the king of podcasts. I'm not on every single podcast. I'm sorry. I like to be an accessory and help out with everyone. Oh, what accessory? Is there tension? I'm like looking up the Chinese food. I do this all the time.

I think there is a little hostility. I think the only person that Brett dislikes is me. Randy's just not used to being all on him since Tyler's been gone. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm taking all the heat. He's taking the heat. You've gone soft.

That's what's going on here. I was looking down at my phone, looking at the Chinese food spot so I can shout it out. You guys are tearing each other's faces off. I'm trying my best to be a better person, have more love in my heart. But it's hard when Brett wants to use me as a punching bag. You know what? I'm going to be the good person. I know, man.

I feel you. Sometimes I'm like, dude, I just want to be a good person and be cool to people. But sometimes people just irritate you so much and just puts you in a bad mood. Why would you say that? Anyway, what's the Chinese food place? The Chinese food spot is called Shanghai Rose. It is in Studio City. Shanghai Rose.

Really, really good food. How cool is it to hang out with Joe Coy? You say it like it's not a big deal, but he's got almost a million followers on Instagram, on Twitter. He has multiple specials on Netflix. There's a lot of people out there that suck to have a million followers on Instagram. Well, yeah, that's true. I'm not denying that. I think it's more like, hey, I have this friend.

He's a good buddy, and this just happens to be what he does and how well he succeeded in life or in his avenue. So you're like, man, that's kind of cool. I just like being around Joe because he's just like a really positive person and he actually just motivates you. I mean, just listening to his podcast in general will pump you up on life and wanting to do more well if you go back to the joe coy pod the woody show youtube channel if you go back into the

videos the first time he came in uh he talked about how he you know his rise to where he's at now and it's such a dope story it's a great story i love that but like at what point were you like okay joe coy is my homie now did it feel feel weird at first? Like, this guy is one of the coolest guys. No, I think that kind of stuff, definitely when I was younger, your age, I'm an old man. But when I was... Randy's naive. No, when I was in my 20s... Probably, yeah.

When I was in my 20s, yeah, being around famous people in just a regular setting was super awkward. I'm like, oh, I don't want to say the wrong thing because I don't want them to not want to hang out with me anymore you know but at uh when you get older you kind of just like hey just uh just another person so i have a note here that says randy chicken i don't know why something with randy's all he's been eating for weeks. Randy loves chicken. No, no, no. I know what it is. What?

This is a very recent though. We all talked about this actually separately. Yeah. So if you remember, rewind a little bit, Chick-fil-A opened up down the street. Oh, yeah. And whenever Chick-fil-A opens, they do this whole promotion where it's if you spend the night, you get a year's worth of Chick-fil-A, which is just 52 sandwiches. 52 number ones. I felt like I haven't really been going that much, and I did the math. Well, I went there, I bought a chicken

sandwich, and I asked how many sandwiches do I have left, and it looks like I have enough to last me from here until the end of the year. So I'm thinking, what if I try eating chicken sandwiches every single day to the end of the year while going to the gym and working out? Do it! Do it working out. Do it! Do it, man.

Do it! I might die. As I'm looking at you, there is a giant box of steaks. Just FYI. I feel like you're like, people might not believe me. I'm going to take a photo of it. Okay, hold on. I'm going to take a photo of it and put it at What's New Pod.

As I'm talking to Randy, he has a gigantic box of steaks. You mean my steaks? Soaks so yeah this is my thing so i got hit up yesterday evening right by somebody in the building they're like hey there is two gigantic boxes of steaks here for the woody show so i come by because i had to do something else anyways and i was was just going to take the steaks and I'm going to put them in the freezer, but sea bass already grabbed the steaks and put them in the office. Yeah. So I was talking to him and he's like,

Oh, the steaks will probably be fine by tomorrow. They're in dry ice. They'll be cool. So we were going to break up the steaks this morning, but like, Oh, that's a bad idea because we need to still keep them on ice.

So at the end of the show today walk in the office there's only one box in there still yeah in the box that's in there still doesn't have any steaks in it it's just like desserts and a couple other different things like a bacon wrap patty or something so then we start asking around, where's the box with all the steaks in it? Oh, Randy took it. Randy took the box with how many steaks in there? In this box, there are two bacon-wrapped fillets, five boneless pork chops, five Omaha steak burgers, and five seasoning packets.

How did that happen? Okay, so Woody had me doing this thing, and I was looking at the stakes, and he was like, you can take mine, too. All right. Look, guys. And Randy didn't hit up any of us and said, hey, man.

Now hold on now. Hold on now. We're jumping. I don't know. This just happened a couple hours ago. I've yet to hear anything. I might scratch. He's just hidden in the corner now.

This is where he's going to change the story. I am, buddy. I'm like a squirrel, man. I see scratch. This is hidden in the corner now. This is where he's going to change the story. I am, buddy. I'm like a squirrel, man. I see it and I put him in my little cave. No, but see, I feel bad, though, because if we, again, let's turn back the clock. I'm just saying, like, we were keeping track of the stakes to make sure everything was good so everybody could share with each other. Boss man was like, take it.

And I was like, all right. I'm going to defend you. This goes back to him being in his 20s and don't want to say anything. All right, boss, whatever you want. If someone offers me free steaks, I'm not going to be like, well, I don't to defend you. This goes back to him being in his 20s and don't want to say anything. All right, boss, whatever you want. If someone offers me free steaks, I'm not going to be like, well, I don't know, boss. We should probably divide equally amongst everybody else. Okay.

I'll actually defend Randy. God forbid you say that. I'll defend Randy because, you know, Menace is good to us. He makes sure we get an equal share of stuff. Menace is too good to us sometimes. Woody will make sure that we're taken care of. There's some other people, though. Oh, they would run off with those things.

Oh, 100%! We wouldn't even know! We didn't even know about the stakes. Me and Nick Sale, we were like, what's with the boxes? Oh, don't worry about them. Don't worry. We weren't going to be told. It's a squirt. I made sure to grab the box in front of Seabass so he could hear the steaks bouncing around as I walked away.

I'm like, suck on these. You know he wants those steaks. Oh, yeah. You can have fun with those with like the frozen pies or whatever in there. I think that, which I think is genius, by the way, I secretly think that Seabass food hacks and saves a ton of money on food. He does. He does. Oh, yeah. that Seabass food hacks and saves a ton of money on food. He does. He does.

Anywhere he can get a free meal or spend way less on a meal, he does. I just recently actually started documenting the things that he eats in the office, and I was sending them to Woody. I sent him two pictures. One was Seabass eating a sweet potato by itself, nothing on it, just munching it. Gross. And then tuna in a pouch. Yeah, I it. And then pouch, and then tuna in a pouch. Yeah, I know where he bought that. Oh, tuna in the pouch, that's good.

You put some lemon in it. He doesn't, he just eats it out of the pouch before. Yeah, it's just like the ready pouches and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 99 cent store. But it's just the things he eats are so weird because I don't know if you notice this too, but he is a crackhead when it comes to sugar. Whenever there's candy around,

he does not eat them. Well, I think that goes back to probably homeschool where he didn't have the opportunity. Well, also keep in mind he used to be... When he was part of that weird cult, allegedly. He used to be mega fat. And I think deep down inside of Seabass... He doesn't want to be fat again. That mega fat kid's still there. And so whenever he sees candy, he sees all the bad stuff for him. He can't stop. He doesn't drink water. All he drinks

is Diet Mountain Dew, which is what led to the argument with Woody last week. Interesting. Yeah, because he did steal a Dew from Woody. Yeah, and I love how he was like, oh, well, I got confused. No, no, no. Your bottles of Mountain Dew are way different than Woody's. They're completely different shapes. The six pack are completely different shapes than the singles.

Dude, the entire bottom row of the fridge is gone because it's all of his crap. It's soda, yogurt, old noodles and crap. It's all gone. I gotta imagine how much he works out just to burn all that off. Doesn't he go downstairs and do sprints while the show's going on sometimes? Yeah. I don't know. You're with him. I'm not down with him in the gym.

Hold it onto his pocket. I did. You're supposed to be doing surveillance. Bake your wrap filet, not yours. Not yours. Randy, don't you have an issue with eating and sleeping? Yeah. Speaking about eating, dude.

This one's good. This is weird, man. No, it's not. It's not weird. It's very weird. I can't eat and go to sleep after eating because I feel like indigestion is going to happen, acid reflux is going to happen. It's like an energy drink for you.

No. Every time I have this really bad habit of when I get off of work, I'm tired, so I naturally take a nap, but I always eat before my nap, which then gives me stomach acid reflux. So this came up very oddly, because all three of us were leaving. Me, Randy, Nick Soundwave. We're leaving for the day. We're in the parking lot, and we're at our cars. We're leaving, man.

And Randy's like hey we're you know what are you guys gonna do today he said well hey i'm gonna grab some food to pass out sound wave okay grab some food yeah i got a chick-fil-a and i'm gonna take a hard nap yeah randy what what do you mean how do you how do you eat and go to sleep like these are how this goes back to the thing a couple podcasts ago where he was being such a baby in the car because he has... I have a sensitive stomach.

I'm sorry. If I recall, you said you had an iron stomach at one point. Yeah, yeah. Okay. What was it you said to us?

Oh, I can't go eat and go to sleep because I'll wake up... The comedy show's happening, by the way. God damn it. Yes. Damn it.

With heartburn and food's coming up in my throat. And I said, Randy, do you drink anything after you eat? What? Huh? Do you drink water? No. So you just eat and let it sit in your throat. Dude, forget all that.

If you know you can't sleep because you have a bite to eat, which is your child. Is this a fat guy thing? No. It's just your tummy is a pussy. Maybe my stomach is a bendy rub before you go to sleep. You have a vagina tummy. What it probably is is my stomach is in the process of evolving, and it's so advanced that my stomach acid is too much.

The process of evolving? It's evolving to a six-pack, you guys. Chick-fil-A diet and workout. Dude, this Chick-fil-A diet is going to go hard, man. But again, why do you eat if you need to take a nap and you knew you had this? Stop it. I can't help. Do you know how hard it is to fall asleep when you're hungry?

It's a never-ending predicament. Okay, so if he eats, he can't sleep. If he doesn't eat, he can't sleep. Damned if I do. Damned if I don't. Wow, man. You sound like such a tortured soul. Eat your Chick-fil-A. Take a pop of Tums and go to bed, man. It's not fair, though, I don't. Wow, man. You sound like such a tortured soul. Eat your Chick-fil-A, take Papa Tums, and go to bed, man.

It's not fair, though, because Soundwave is in great shape. He likes rubbing our faces. Look at me, guys. I'm skinny. Look at me. I'm so hot. Look at me. I'm so hot.

What's it like being fat, fam? Look at my mustache. Look at my mustache. So hot. Yeah. And then Brett eats freaking bark and tree leaves, so nothing's going to affect his stomach anyways. Yeah, bark and tree leaves. Flamin' hot funyuns.

Flamin' hot funyuns. Have you guys had the new chicken sandwich yet from Popeye's? I know that you had it when it first launched, Randy, and you waited 45 minutes. For sauce again. 45 minutes for the... But does it have sauce? Yeah. Are you going to eat it so you can't sleep? I'm not going to...

You know what? I'm not going to engage this conversation so I can get yelled about over sauce again because people still hit me up over that. Randy, is there sauce in the Popeye's chicken sandwich? Oh, yeah. Yeah. When we first talked about this. Yeah.

I asked Randy. You guys made this such a big deal. No. Two podcasts. Two different podcasts. All right. What about the sauce in the chicken sandwich? In the earlier episodes of this podcast, I just asked Randy straight up, does the chicken sandwich have sauce on it?

And I got confused. I'm sorry. People make mistakes. He said, no, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. You have to get that extra. You have to pay for it. The sauce on the side.

What? Do you? He's going to go, Randy, the photo has sauce on it. Anyways, come to find out,, the photo has sauce on it. Anyways, come to find out, chicken sandwich has sauce on it. And if you want more sauce. Shut the F up, I swear to God. Has anybody else in the room had the? I have not.

So Seabass brought one in. I thought it was delicious. I loved it was delicious I loved it It so happened to be in the time frame Of where I had A Shake Shack chicken sandwich And a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich And this sandwich in a period of Four days

And I gotta tell you the Popeye's chicken sandwich Was the best out of all three And just to let you know the Shake Shack chicken sandwich Is Highly underrated. Really, really good. So would you put, okay, so how would you put it? Let's say Popeye's Chick-fil-A Shake Shack.

Is there, I mean, obviously you're putting Popeye's at one, but what's better, Chick-fil-A or Shake Shack? Ooh, man. If I'm putting it just regular, not spicy chicken sandwich, I might have to put Shake Shack above Chick-fil-A. Now, but if we're talking about spicy chicken sandwich, then I'm going to have to put Chick-fil-A at number two. Dude, Menace loves those Chick-fil-A spicy chicken sandwiches so much. Every time I go pick up an order, they're like, is there really somebody eating this this early in the morning?

I'm like, yeah. They stopped serving it early in the morning. Yeah, probably because of him. They're like, oh, sir, we have to wait. Our fryer has to turn on so we can make these. I know. They blocked me on the app. So yeah, what happens is, okay, just to recap.

So I will get breakfast for everybody through the Chick-fil-A app. And it says you're ordering a spicy chicken sandwich. It's going to take an extra 10 minutes in the morning. Fine. So I've done that an extra 10 minutes in the morning. Fine. So I would, I've, I've done that for maybe a solid year. Yep. The recent time I've tried to buy breakfast, sorry, unavailable at this time.

Yep. They blocked me. We're firing up the fire for one guy once a week. I've picked up so many orders. I already know Menace's order. It's a spicy chicken sandwich, no tomato, and then a bottle of water. He doesn't want soda. Wow.

You know him so well. I know. You're like soulmates. Well, because every time I go there, they always give me looks. Should we get married next year? I think we have to. Sorry, Nacho. Oh, you know, speaking of spicy chicken, we went to Dave's Chicken.

Oh, yeah. We did that, too. I forgot. God, I love it. All right. What was your... Okay. Well, Randy already gave it away.

Randy loved it. So Dave's Hot Chicken and... I think he's been there twice since we went last week. Oh, really? North Hollywood, California. I messed up. Nick Soundwave, what's your review? It was good.

It wasn't as spicy as I had thought. You know me. What spice level did you go with? I went hot, tender, and medium slider. All right. It's not going to be hot. But I ate the tender no problem. Yeah.

So it was good. Because my thing is always, I don't like spicy that burns just to burn. I can eat it if it's a flavor thing, you know? And it was flavor. So I loved it. I'm the opposite. Nine, ten, eight, whatever you want to give it. Pack a punch.

Let's do it, baby. I'm all about it, man. I'm all about it. Yeah, I can't do it. But if I'm sweating and I'm the opposite. Nine, ten, eight, whatever you want to give it. Pack or punch. Let's do it, baby. I'm all about it, man. I'm all about it. Yeah, I can't do it. But if I'm sweating and I'm in pain after. But here's the thing. I think I've actually learned to enjoy the heat and pain because of this podcast. Because you guys have subjected me to so much goddamn hot sauce.

I picked up something new from Nashville. I keep on bringing it in. Yeah. It's the barbecue sauce from Nashville. Can we put it? Can we at least put it? We can put it on one of my Omaha steaks? Yeah, we can do that. So that's going to be on the next podcast for sure because I've been meaning to bring it in for the past two podcasts.

Because what he was talking about how you always have to pick up hot sauce. And I couldn't stop but think, great, he's going to make me more goddamn hot sauce. Yeah, I have some for you that I haven't brought in yet. What is yours, Bort? Your review of Dave's Hot Chicken in North Hollywood, California. Well, you guys know I don't partake in the chicken or meat too often, but

I did for this occasion and I really enjoyed it. It was really, really good. Did you go hot or mild? I went medium on both the tenders. This dick, I told him my order and he goes one level higher. I'm like, what do you mean he got me extra hot for both?

I never. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Shut up. Soundwave sits down, and he's like, oh, yeah. Nope. Hold on. That's a lie.

No, no. Turn it back on. And Soundwave's like, oh, yeah, Brett got you double extra hot. I'm like, what do you mean he got me double extra hot? I wanted hot and extra hot. And this guy got me super spicy, so then I just gave it to Tyler. I ordered you two extra hots instead of one extra hot. this guy got me Super spicy So then I just gave it To Tyler I ordered you Two extra hot Instead of one extra hot

Yeah thank you Not The complete opposite Of what I requested I did notice something About Adair's Hilarion Because I'm not Used to the

I think we all did Yeah I'm not used to the The type of Hot Like the spice That they do on it The dry rub

I'm not used to that So the next day I looked in the mirror And I have bruises On my lips I had actually burned my lips oh my god and they had a welt on them yeah i like the honey they give you honey to put on top of that too well i was yeah i was following your cadences because i know you went to nashville and that's like legit legit hot chicken so okay well he must know what he's doing so i put honey on mine yeah it was good so good but here's here's the other thing so we messed up guys so before that i had a bunch of spicy food and then that day we recorded the podcast and had dave's hot chicken we did the

horseradish the challenge you can see the video on our Instagram at what's new pod. And then after the horse rash challenge, we went and had Dave's hot chicken. I must've lost 10 pounds. Dude, I went to the toilet probably five times. I was texting you guys, guys,

I'm losing, I'm losing some poundage here for you. Nick, you implied that he had, Oh yeah, I had a, Iage here for you. Nick, you implied that he had an issue. I had a good one. I mean, we went after work, and I have a full mug of coffee at work. Oh, that's right. And I don't like to use it here, man.

So, yeah, I had it already turned in before I even sat down and ate the chicken. See, I'm an animal when it comes to using the restroom. So work, I don't care. Let's do it. And my thing was I'm now sitting in the backseat of your car. Yeah. That's right. In the backseat of a three-seater chair with Tyler in the middle and Randy on the other side.

And I am just straight getting spilled over from Tyler, who had an extra spicy piece of chicken wing and was his face was so beat red walking out and now i'm riding in the back seat with dude i'm not lying when i was on six inches of a full three seat chair six inches of a chair against the window that's a lot of beef six inches it is no but see tyler messed up though because i because, I mean, yeah, okay, obviously I give off a lot of body heat. I'm bigger than the sound wave. Yeah. But for some reason, Tyler was sitting like spread eagle in the back seat.

He might as well have had like two bowling balls between his legs. His legs were so spread apart. Yeah. Dude, I had to put my arm around him. I had to put my arm around him just to get more room. You guys had a cuddle. put my arm around him. I had to put my arm around him just to get more room. I was full on movie theater girlfriend-ing it with my arm around him because

I had to somehow figure out to get my shoulder extended and not just be like an accordion in my six inches of chair that I was on. It was like putting a circus bear in the car, man. Imagine you sitting in the backseat but holding a bunch of groceries. That's what it was like sitting next to Tyler. It's like, okay, well I can't really move this way. Jesus car, man. Imagine you sitting in the backseat but holding a bunch of groceries. That's what it was like sitting next to Tyler. It's like, okay, well, I can't really move this way.

Jesus H, man. But he thought he could take on the extra hot, and he was talking all that smack when he ate it, and then he started sweating. Then he started coughing. You guys got any water? It's a little hot in here. It's a little hot in here. It's a stomach. Alright, guys. Well, I think we're going to wrap it up today. Thank you so much for hanging

out with us. It was a good one. make sure to hang out with us this saturday at sin sleep in santa clarita california if you live by or live in the area please come hang out with us 10 a.m to noon that's gonna be so much fun get all the information for the meetup just go to the woody show.com click on events i'm definitely gonna work on a comedy night for us That would be super fun Imagine Randman on the marquee Headliner Will be his opener I was going to say I'm sorry Manis

I think he does have to be the top bill Will be the openers Because you studied Under Gabriel Iglesias At the feet of the matter On stage Gabriel Iglesias yeah at the feet of the man on stage Gabriel Iglesias understudy Randman

and of course this is the time of the podcast where we shout out other podcasts the Bortcast you can go to the Bortcast.com that's the Bortcast.com make sure you follow at the Bortcast on Instagram it is always an interesting follow and you always keep it updated. We also have the Sex with Emily podcast.

What's up to Emily? She has been killing it lately. Make sure you follow at sexwithemily on Instagram and check out the podcast. Also, the Nerd Now podcast, which Randy is a part of with ravey cameron and courtney go to nerd now podcast.com that's nerd now podcast.com we gave the joe coy podcast a shout out make sure you check that out the coy pond just go to j-o-k-o-y.com joe coy.com and that's it no ryan hoppy no keyword meow yeah okay yeah so if you don't know what's going on with that make sure you listen to our previous podcast when it comes to shout outs to ryan hoppy

so let's move on to the man kim podcast matt and kim.com they are touring across the country they're gonna be in los angeles this thursday and promona on friday and i want to hang out with them so bad so i'm trying to figure out which show that i'm gonna go to but you can hang out with them again they are touring the country and they have a podcast mattandkim.com and of course shout out to the mothership the woody show monday through friday on the iheart radio app just search the woody show nick sound, do you have anything to say before we leave? No, just don't forget to join the Movember team.

I love this time of year because mustaches are always I love mustaches on people and they're always fun and it's a good cause. So go join the Movember team. It doesn't cost you anything. It takes 30 seconds. Just click join team. You would really help us out a lot. Movember.com slash Woody.

Randy. Go ahead and double down on that. As a part of the delegation of people who can't grow facial hair, I'd like to say that still. I'm looking at facial hair right now on you. Well, not as good as you guys. I thought he was looking at me. Still sign up for Movember. It's a great cause.

It takes literally 30 seconds, and it goes a long way. Thank you so much. Bort. Be sure to tune in to the Bortcast this week. It's going to be a lot of fun, but I just thought of an idea. Ooh. All right. Randy is the king of podcasts.

Yes. Wouldn't it be great if he got on all the podcasts that you mentioned at the end of the show? I mean, he's already made it

on half of them. I'm sure Matt and Kim would love to have me on. I mean, who's this guy? They're cool. I would love to hear Randy on the Sex with Emily podcast.

That'd be great. Or Dildo. And then we'll send a link to his mom. No, no we will not. Or you could be on Joe Coy's podcast

talking about your moms. Yeah. And then we can send that. I can't wait for him to remember that debacle that was the Randy's punishment game. Good God.

And you can test out some of your stand-up with him, too. Yeah. Bigger on the marquee. Protégé to Gabriel Iglesias and Joe Koy. Can you imagine that selling point, though? People are like, oh, wow, this guy must be awesome. Yeah. And you're like, wow, he's never been on stage before. Gabriel and Joe Koy would murder you. Did you say protégé?

We meant they listened to him once. I think he shook his hand. And, of course, always go to our events page at think he shook his hand. And of course, always go to our events page at whatsnewpod.com. Thank you for listening and we'll see you next week. Randy is not a dick.

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