What's New Podcast - Tyler Love Posts, Live in the 909, Over Kanye, Wedding Costs and More!
Episode Date: October 3, 2019In this episode of The Whats New Podcast with Menace we cover Tyler Love Posts, Live in the 909, Over Kanye, Wedding Costs and More!...
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What's up, everybody, and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace.
I am Menace.
I am accompanied by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He is an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show across the United States.
Hell yeah.
He also has an assistant lover, ex-lover, on and off.
His name is Nick Soundwave.
What is up, Nick Soundwave?
What's up, man?
Two-timing me with Alex Mack in Vegas.
I know, true.
Also, he works for Fox Sports. We have Randy, who is the video guy and food expert delivery person for the Woody Show Morning Show.
He's also a DJ himself on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles and 106.1 Crab Radio in Bakersfield, California.
We also have Tyler, the board op, who runs the boards for Alt-987 in Los Angeles and Orange County for
the Woody Show. What is up, Tyler? Yo, what's up, everybody?
Later in this podcast, we're going to be transferring ourselves to Lazy Dog Restaurant
in Rancho Cucamonga, the 909, and broadcasting the rest of the podcast from there. But before
we do all that, I just want to give you a big heads up. Again, Julianne and I are going to be at Sky Space in downtown Los Angeles this Saturday, October 5th for Oktoberfest.
If you want tickets, hit up thewoodyshow.com and click on events.
That's going to be super fun.
Also, I'm telling you, the birthday bash that I have put together for everybody else is not even about me.
It's about everybody else. A ton
of hookups and there's going to be a special
hookup for the people that listen to this podcast.
Just remember right now
that the password is going to be
Zulkar.
Do they need to say it normal
like that or do they need to say it like Dildar?
Zulkar! I can't even
do it.
I just wanted to point out that
This is a statement to the fact
That you and Dildar are not the same person
You can't do it, there's a dialect
There's a dialect barrier
We need to eliminate the possibility that you and Dildar
Are completely different people
Anyone else?
Zulkar!
So if you show up to the Morongo Casino
21 and up
8pm is the birthday party.
And then afterwards, there's going to be like little gift bags on the way out.
If you tell the people that are handing out the gift bags, Zulkar, they will give you a special gift.
Okay.
So that's only for the people that listen to this podcast that give them the password on the way out.
Get all the information for the birthday bash.
Just go to thewoodyshow.com and click on events.
I want to give a big thank you to everybody that listened to our live podcast from Vegas.
I've been getting a ton of great feedback on that.
I think everybody in this room enjoyed it, correct?
Yeah.
It was a total blast.
I know.
Every comment I post online about it, Nick Soundwave, Eric, has been, I want to go back.
I want to be there.
Let's do it again.
There are very few places in the world that I love more than Vegas, man.
I'm pretty sure there wasn't a moment that I didn't have a smile on when I was in Vegas
because I was like a kid in a candy store, dude.
Beer, gambling, sports.
That's all I want in life.
Well, not to give it away or jinx it, but I am working on another Vegas trip for everybody
in this room.
I'm already there.
All right.
He's not showing up to work tomorrow.
He's going to be all the way there.
I'm not going to get any work done until we're there.
Yeah.
While we're in Vegas, of course, we got all those pizza tattoos.
You can check them out at What's New Pod on Instagram,
at What's New Pod.
And Tyler got his tattoo, and we made a big deal about it
because of the placement of his tattoo.
It's right on his arm.
You can't miss it. And last time we talked talked to him his parents haven't seen it yet now has your
parents seen the tattoo it wasn't my dad that i was concerned about i knew my dad wouldn't really
care that much yeah and to be honest he actually still hasn't said anything about it all right
my mom on the other hand oh no what happened so I was talking to my brother and my brother's like yo what did you get on your
arm I feel
like it's gotten bigger
right now I feel like it's gotten bigger
since the last time I saw it well now that it's healing
it's super bright again you guys gotta
check this out it is a pizza slice
of angry pizza
slice you would think
competitive
yeah and he's playing a game controller again
check it out on our instagram at what's new pod right now and okay so what did she say what
happened so so my brother's like dude what is that and i said be quiet as soon as you said that
my mom walks around the corner all right and she's like show him what nothing nothing at all
she looks at me and she says, did you get another tattoo?
And I said, yeah.
She looks at me straight up and she says, let me see it.
My poor little Christian boy.
What did you put to your arm?
Again, the placement of this tattoo is in the no F given zone of his body.
I showed her. she immediately went and i rolled her eyes and walked away and i was like oh that was it that was it oh my god my mom
would have screamed at me has she looked and talked to you since she i mean i'm 27 she's not
gonna talk to me about it at all but you know know on the inside she goes, my poor sweet boy.
All those years I –
I still don't know how my mom sounds Eastern European.
I still don't understand that.
Now do you think that she has that reaction because –
how many brothers and sisters do you have?
I have five brothers, no sisters.
Wow.
Five brothers.
Okay.
So maybe that's it because I think maybe because it would be a little bit harsher
because I'm the only child with my mom and she would freak out.
I got my first two tattoos, and then eight years later,
my mom found out about them because I had to go to some wedding or something,
and she saw them through the shirt, the white shirt.
And then she's, what is that?
And then she freaked out a little bit,
but by that time I already had them for so long she didn't care.
I can imagine if I had it straight up on my arm a pizza tattoo playing a game controller and i lived
at my mom's house see i don't know why my mom would freak out because i got the biggest one i
have when i was 21 and that one she did freak out but my brother is tattooed everywhere okay
yeah that's a nice buffer.
Yeah, it's a good buffer.
So why she would freak out about this, I have no idea.
And at least this one's done well.
Like, I'm looking at the rest of the ones on your forearms that I can see right now.
And at least this one looks good.
The other ones are good.
They're just old.
You know what I'm thinking?
At least it looks good.
How old?
I want to say about two and a half years.
Wait, hold on.
Two and a half.
Dude, this one's like over three years old, man.
It looks perfect.
You've got a ton more detail.
Mine are just black.
I mean, that's how it is.
That's a bad tattoo artist.
I'm sorry.
Well, we found some good ones.
Again, shout them out.
Heart and Huntington.
Heart and Huntington at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas,
which is going to be the Virgin Hotel very, very soon.
Now, we had this whole weekend in Vegas,
and then we came back and we worked
and got up at 2 a.m. for two days in a row.
After that, we had an event with KG Elephant and AJR,
which is very far from where we broadcast.
So we were running on no sleep for maybe, what, five, six days?
Something like that, if not more.
Then we get this crazy emergency call from Seabass, no less.
He hits us up, and he goes,
Guys, Tyler's passed out or dead downstairs in his car.
So myself, Nick said.
And this is from Seabass.
Yeah, this is from Seabass.
So that's even more alarming.
Yeah, because normally he wouldn't care.
He would just keep on walking.
But it would have to look really bad for him to call us.
Yeah.
Yeah, to actually say anything to us.
It isn't bad that he set out the call, the emergency.
Yeah.
And we ignored it for 45 minutes.
Well, he didn't hit me up.
And I think it's because he has an Android.
It probably didn't get to me.
But Nick, Soundwave, Bort,ort myself and randy we all went downstairs
very concerned we pull up to tyler's van which is running yep by the way it's all captured on
video you can go to at what's new pod at what's new pod and check out the video tyler looked dead
he looked dead.
His seatbelt was on.
His car was running.
And it looked like his body was limp.
Just head to the shoulder, cocked back.
It looked like you were about to head home, Tyler,
and your heart just gave out.
And that was it.
We're knocking on the window, and thank God he was alive.
And the door was unlocked, and we were able to open the door. Now, did you just turn on the window, and thank God he was alive, and the door was unlocked, and we were able to open the door.
Now, did you just turn on the car, and you said, I want to take a nap, or you just sat there and said, I'm too tired, and you dozed off?
I knew I was going to take a nap in the van.
I knew that going in.
The reason I had the car on, I really, really, really like it when the car is absolutely cold.
Yeah.
I love cold temperature.
As a fellow fat guy
i run really hot yeah it's not really that special man but the only problem is i love it arctic cold
i had the ac blasting now here here's the thing as a guy who lived in his car for eight months
i go and hide my car somewhere if i gotta go sleep in it you were in plain sight you were
you were in the eight feet away from the elevators
Yeah where everybody is coming out
And all they see is this guy passed out
Drooling in his car
And the car running
Don't you think that would alarm a bunch of people
Did not think about that at the time
How did you not think about that
Cause I was sleep deprived
I was so tired
Next time you gotta park the van somewhere.
Which I will.
Or at least leave it to a back row of the parking structure.
Or three floors down.
Keep the windows open.
Even more for the heat.
Carbon monoxide poisoning.
Yeah, you might die.
Oh.
Use radio, dude.
Speak.
You have no excuse for being sleep deprived.
There are more people that are more sleep deprived than you on this radio show.
No excuse.
Yes, Bort.
I know you are one of them.
Yes.
And so is Menace.
And so is Woody.
My only excuse for that is I live way farther than any of you guys.
You guys can go home and be there in like 10 minutes.
No, dude.
I totally support you taking a nap before you sleep.
I say that all the time.
Rest up.
But go hide somewhere, man.
It was your nap place of choice.
Yeah. Go find a tree. There's some nice parks nearby. No, there is a nice park down the time. Rest up. But go hide somewhere, man. It was your nap place of choice. Yeah.
Go find a tree.
There's some nice parks nearby.
No, there is a nice park down the street.
I will have to use it.
Just find some nice shade.
And another thing I want to bring up about Tyler.
Man, we have so many Tyler topics to get through.
It's never ending.
And I brought in Julianne because I want her to chime in on this.
Okay.
All right, Tyler.
And I don't know if anybody else saw this, but I saw your post on
Instagram the other day. Oh, gosh,
Tyler, I saw that.
The caption was,
fight for the things you want to keep in your life.
Say it sexier.
Fight as hard as you can and never give up.
Because in the end, no matter
the result,
it's worth it.
And she is definitely beyond worth it.
Aww.
Barf.
Did your mom write that for you?
My mom did not write that.
My mom did not write that.
Put this on your Instagram.
Tyler, what are you doing, bro?
What?
It's okay to love.
Are you the chick in the relationship?
No, I'm not the chick in the relationship no i'm not the chick in the relationship leave me alone oh why that leave me alone that was for valentine's day she's gonna
get you flowers and chocolate should i go over it again fight for the things that you want
fight hard as you can and never give up because in the end no matter the result it's worth it and she is definitely beyond worth
it good god i mean our own shakespeare again i'm not gonna shame you for being in love
that part i'm not gonna do but why are you putting it out there like that
look i i have a big heart that's all i'm a big dude with a big heart we'll leave it at that
Julianne
what are your thoughts
you know
I don't even know
what to say
because I thought
that was just so
tacky
that is not even
the word gross
corny
cheesy
corny
I don't know
I read it
I'm like
oh dear lord
I actually almost
took a screenshot
he's tattling on you
right now
not even I almost took a screenshot of it and He's tattling on you right now. Oh, no.
Not even.
I almost took a screenshot of it and sent it to you guys, but I thought, you know what?
I'm sure they saw it.
I wanted to see your raw reactions, but yeah, that's pretty bad.
Now, Nick Salwa, he's lovey-dovey.
He gets really lovey, especially after a couple of beers.
I get too lovey after a couple of beers. What are your thoughts on this?
Tyler's not even chiming in. So here's my thing.
When I come across these posts on Instagram, okay, the joke's
already out there. A lot of females post quotes like
this. But my question is, did you come
up with this off the top of your head, or did you
search it like a Google machine?
Off the top of my head.
I'm calling BS, dude, really?
That's my first question
when I see chicks
post inspirational quote,
heart, heart, heart.
You're worth it.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It's you.
You month.
Yeah, I'm like, okay,
so is there like a quote database
or do they Google search this?
So that's the first thing
I thought when I saw
I'm like, Tyler,
whoa, whoa,
first of all,
you're going to get roasted.
Like you can't post
that kind of stuff
around this group of people
and not it not come up. And then the second one, second one i was like well i want to know if he actually
came up with it like top of his head or he searched inspirational love girlfriend quote
enter you know not totally top of my head you're like a modern day shakespeare i'm not even joking
when i actually sit down and take time to think about what i'm gonna write or what i'm gonna say
like that's the stuff that comes out.
I'm not actually pretty bad at it. I'm pretty good at it.
I'm trying to Google this right now.
You were supposed to be born in Czech.
I was not supposed to be born in Czech.
When it came to English class in high school and community college,
I was actually pretty good at English. I always got A's.
When you were in high school, was your folder
a bunch of pictures of your girlfriend?
No, it was not a bunch of pictures.
We're seeing if you ripped us off.
And, Bort, what is the result?
There's some pretty close ones,
but not the exact one.
I'm sure he stole lines
from different things that he found.
Yeah, I mean, you know,
never give up a sign that can't go a day
without thinking about...
In middle school,
I once wrote a paper
by copying and pasting different lines
from different other published papers.
So I guarantee he's like,
okay, take the first line from this quote,
the second line from this quote,
and then end it with a nice song lyric
from the Hawthorne Heights or something.
Listen, listen, listen.
You know...
Listen, a real writer never plagiarizes.
Oh, damn.
We're just going to throw that up there.
Yeah, and yet you still can't speak to save your life.
Good job.
You know what?
Words are hard, but I can write them down.
I can write them down very easily.
Words are hard.
English is hard.
Whoa, don't you switch sides and join up with him?
Dude, I think the Hallmark headquarters is not too far from here.
Yeah.
Look, dude.
It's even getting a job.
I got this.
You can be a cash cow.
You get a percentage as your managers.
Better be a producer on a movie or something.
It's like you stole from Galaxy Quest.
Never give up.
Never surrender.
If you believe in love.
I can only imagine, let's just say, heaven forbid you ever get married.
What the hell kind of vows are you going to write?
And you know what?
He's going to definitely post it on Instagram for every week.
No, no, no.
I'll figure out something.
She's been in so many tears.
So many tears.
Dude, I can make feelings move.
Okay, I can make people cry.
Wow.
Okay, okay.
I have one question to ask, and we already know the answer, but for everybody out there,
I'm going to ask.
Tyler, this is coming from everybody in the room, has been in a relationship for a very long time
How long have you two been dating again?
Four months
Alright
My response to that is
when you know, you know
Alright
I did not say that
But you did
Tyler, after four months of dating Kevin, I'm engaged.
No, no, no.
Let's calm down.
This is going to go to a dark place.
Where's the ring?
No wonder why you're selling your van.
You're going to take that money to buy an engagement ring.
First off, I was borrowing the van.
I have to return it.
Let's calm down.
Look, that's if he survives in the van.
He already fell asleep once in it.
It was in the parking lot.
Let me alone.
We got to draw this out on the other podcast, so we can't just blow our load right now.
Tyler did on his post.
Thank you.
Look at everybody who's got jokes.
Thank you, Julianne.
You're welcome.
All right.
Well, with that, let's take Dildar's ship and transfer ourselves to Lazy Dog Restaurant in Rancho Cucamonga right now, the 909.
All right, everybody.
We are transferred on over to Lazy Dog Restaurant.
Give it up, everybody.
We finally made it out to the 909.
I can't believe it.
We're out here at Lazy Dog.
And thank you to Lazy Dog Restaurant for having us out here. It can't believe it. We're out here at Lazy Dog. And thank you to Lazy Dog Restaurants for having us out here.
It is so much fun.
Oh, we even just heard a dog right now.
That was pretty cool.
You can bring dogs to Lazy Dog.
That's what's really cool about Lazy Dog Restaurant.
Yes, you can bring your dogs with you.
They also have a dog club that's awesome that you need to join.
You can get all the information.
Just go to LazyDogRestaurants.com.
That's LazyDogRestaurants.com and get all the information. Just go to LazyDogRestaurants.com. That's LazyDogRestaurants.com and get all the information.
They also have a beer club, which everybody here at this table is a big fan of.
How do we know that that's actually dogs and not a shapeshifter? I want to know if he is a big fan of the WWE coming to network television.
Is it Fox, right?
Yeah, Fox.
What are your thoughts on that?
I'm excited because it looks like they're going to actually make everything better and more fun.
Yes.
And allegedly I might be there on Friday for the premiere of SmackDown on Fox.
Yes.
Do we have any WWE fans here?
Okay, come on in.
Sit down.
All right, what's your name?
Where are you from?
My name is Jesus, and I'm from Upland.
I'm a longtime listener of The Woody Show and also the What's New Podcast.
Don't look at me.
Look straight.
And also with Nerding Out, too.
Oh, dope, man.
Thank you so much.
So when we talked about WWE, you lit up right away.
Yeah, because I'm excited.
The Rock's about to come back and do, I don't know how many years it's been since he's going to come back
and actually do an appearance and give the people's champ, the people's elbow to somebody.
Yeah, true.
It's been a couple years since he appeared.
I would be afraid.
I would say, you know what?
I'm worth millions and millions of dollars.
I'm doing all these movies.
I don't want to injure myself.
The last time he wrestled at WrestleMania, he tore his whole pec off.
Oh, really?
He hit the rock bottoms to John Cena and ripped his pec,
and he went to the hospital right afterwards.
He finished the match, and he was in the hospital for a week.
I was there.
Was that the one in the Bay Area?
I think so, yeah.
Also, isn't Brock Lesnar also going to wrestle that night too?
Yeah, we don't talk about Brock Lesnar.
We don't like Brock Lesnar.
We don't like Brock Lesnar?
No, we don't like Brock Lesnar.
We also have another listener with us.
What's your name?
Where are you from?
So my name is Ricky.
Yeah.
And I'm going to be dead honest with you guys.
Yeah.
I'm not up in the morning early enough to hear you guys.
My sister, on the other hand, is the diehard fan.
I've heard some stuff here and there, but you guys are funny.
Oh, thank you, man.
Thank you.
I love you. You know we have a podcast that's available guys are funny. Oh, thank you, man. Thank you. I love you.
You know we have a podcast that's available 24-7.
It never gets taken down anymore.
I'm going to start listening, especially now because I'm on.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm here, so I'm going to definitely download this one.
All right.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Well, if you want to get to this one, go to whatsnewpod.com.
That's whatsnewpod.com.
We also, if you click on events, you can come out to events like this.
Really?
Really.
And then if you want to get the, you know, the mothership, the Woody Show, which, you know, brings everything together,
just open the iHeartRadio app and just search the Woody Show.
That's in the morning, right?
Yeah, yeah.
In the morning.
Here's the thing about that.
Here's the thing about that.
No, hold on.
Hold on.
Let me stop you real quick.
Go ahead.
Because you cut me off.
I'm sorry.
The thing with the podcast, you can listen to it whenever you want.
Anytime.
Yeah, anytime.
Anytime.
It can be like
one in the morning.
You know what?
I want to listen to
the Woody Show.
That's about the time
I go to bed.
Yeah, just search
the Woody Show
on the iHeartRadio app
and that's it, man.
But you got really excited
with wrestling.
Who are some of your
favorite wrestlers
from the past or current?
From the beginning of time,
Razor Ramon.
Oh, heck yeah, dude. Oh, Razor Ramon. Oh, heck yeah, dude.
Oh, Razor Ramon with the pink underwear.
You know, just the guy was sexy, straight up.
Like, he did sexy right.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pure machismo, man.
Pure machismo with the juice falling from his curly hair.
Yeah, dude.
That dude was just sexy.
Dude, he was killing it.
I'm married five years years and I would do him
in a minute.
Yeah, even today.
I'll do him right now.
Hold on, I'm going to tweet it right now.
Show me a picture, bro.
He's probably on Cameo
with Dildar probably.
Yeah, I'll Dildar him.
I just love him.
Didn't he pass away though?
I feel like I'm being
sucked into this right now.
No, he's alive.
He has some troubles
with alcohol and other substances.
Same guy, bro.
Thanks to DDP yoga, he's fine now.
Yeah, he's good.
He's good.
You know what?
I need to start doing yoga then.
Yeah, for sure.
DDP yoga.
For sure.
All right.
Thank you, guys.
No, thank you for stopping by, man.
Thank you for letting us be on here.
Menace, happy birthday, bro.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
It's your birthday.
Happy birthday, bro. I really hope
that DC does sponsor you. That's
one of my things when you put on your list.
Thank you, man. But see, now I feel bad
because he beat us to the punch with wishing
you a happy birthday.
We're terrible. That's what I wanted
to ask. What do you think of the birthday list
this year? At the Woody Show on Instagram
if you want to see it or at What's New
Pod on Instagram. We have the full list on there.
And I just wanted to get your review. What are your
thoughts on it? I just really hope that you
can finally log back into your TikTok.
Yes, please.
So on the list here, just to break it down,
just in case if you haven't seen it, number one
is to hit 50,000 followers on Instagram
because I really actually never
post too much on my own
Instagram, maybe once or twice a week at most.
I'm mostly focusing on the Woody Show Instagram
and keeping that alive constantly.
So my personal Instagram doesn't really get put out there that much,
but I want to hit that 50,000 mark at Menace on Instagram.
Also, second up, again, TikTok.
I want to log into the Woody Show TikTok tiktok because tiktok is blowing up
how many people here are on tiktok okay apparently not that blowing up
look it's getting there every app has a starting point it has to get somewhere i mean i remember
when i brought twitter to the table and i told everybody hey the woody show needs to be on
twitter and everybody looked at me crazy so maybe we're at the starting point.
At least I can get on the Woody Show TikTok page.
That would be cool.
Next up on the list is visit the Mattel Toys HQ.
Now, on the way here, since Randy was driving in his Prius,
which gets 54 miles to the gallon,
I was emailing back and forth with Mattel HQ, and we already got a visit.
So everybody's going to be able to go there.
Thank you.
Dude, that's listeners that make it happen.
That's listeners that make it happen.
Also, me and Seabass beef on the Woody show in the morning all the time.
Back and forth on the air.
But I thought I would be a sweetheart and do something for him.
And his man crush
is dan balzerian and dan balzerian has this amazing house that is worth a hundred million
dollars i've seen it online a couple times i just want to take a tour of the house
i want to introduce sea bass to dan so they can make love
and hopefully that'll work out for them.
Next up is to be sponsored,
which you've brought up,
to be sponsored by DC Shoes.
Also, I have a birthday bash.
Everybody here is invited.
It's happening at Morago Casino October 18th.
Oh, there's a helicopter already here
to pick us all up to go to Morago Casino.
That has not built our ship.
October 18th, 8 p.m., everybody's invited,
and I've been working on just gift bags.
There's going to be T-shirts for everybody.
There's going to be a special prize,
which I've already mentioned on this podcast,
for the people that listen to this podcast.
At the end of the night, and while they're handing out the bags,
if you go up to the people that are working the booth and you tell them the password Zolkar,
you'll get a special extra gift on the way out.
Next up, I would really like to have Shaq in studio.
Does anybody, big Shaq fans here, anybody?
DJ Diesel.
DJ Diesel.
I would love to have Shaq on the show.
I think he's hilarious.
I think he is a personality.
Also, I want to ask him about Shaq's Big Chicken.
Hopefully, he's a big investor in Papa John's.
Hopefully, he'll bring some extra pizzas to the studio.
That would be great.
There's this other random thing called Zen, which is an urban streetwear website.
I just want to meet them.
Princess Cruises.
Anybody else here a big cruise fan at all?
Cruise fan, let me talk to you.
Come here.
So I preach cruises to everybody all the time because the number one thing that people say,
I can't go on vacation because it costs so much money.
It costs thousands of dollars and I don't want to drop all that money at one time.
A lot of people don't know about cruises where you can book and then you can just pay over time.
Exactly.
That's what we do.
We pay per month.
Yeah.
And you can just plan
like the dopest cruise ever.
And what I like about it is
you get to visit places
you never think
they would ever go.
And you get to meet people
you never get to meet again.
We've come across
a lot of great people
who we just love
having conversations with.
Well, you didn't even
introduce yourself.
Oh, hi.
I'm Carissa.
Where are you from?
I'm from Eastvale.
Woo!
Been listening to you guys
forever.
The best show ever.
Thank you so much.
Anybody else here
a fan of
After's Ice Cream?
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah?
You guys love
After's Ice Cream?
I'm all about it.
The Cookie Monster
is my favorite.
If they don't mind,
if they want to name
some ice cream after me for a month,
I wouldn't mind that.
I'll let them do that.
Just any ice cream, right?
Yeah, any ice cream.
Well, the chocolate peanut butter ice cream.
And I already made up a name for it.
It's called the Menace Chocolate Peanut Butter Madness.
And I'll, you know, just make it available for one month.
Is it peanut butter ice cream with chocolate,
or is it chocolate ice cream with peanut butter?
Ooh, chocolate ice cream with peanut butter. No. Ooh, chocolate ice cream with peanut butter.
What?
What?
Chocolate ice cream's yuck.
No, it's fire.
No, it's peanut butter.
All right, hold on.
Let me turn off her mic.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Okay, and the next thing is visit the Brady Bunch house.
Anybody check out the renovation thing?
Anybody?
You did?
Come here and let me talk to you.
What's your name?
Where are you from?
I'm Sarah and I'm from Upland.
Okay, and you were checking out the
very Brady renovation thing
that they were doing. Now,
I'll tell you this. If you don't know,
Gregory, who's a part of the Woody show,
he was a psychopath back
in the day. This is before
DVR. Wait, he's not now?
Well, he's a total psychopath now.
But, back in the Wait, he's not now? Well, he's a total psychopath now. But back in the day, before there was DVRs and you can record shows,
he would have a notebook and he would write down everything that would happen
in the Brady Bunch episode, right?
Doesn't that sound like a psychopath to you?
Yes.
Dude, I didn't even do that for pro wrestling or anything.
They're comics, man.
So as a treat to him, I put it down on my list that I would like to go to the Brady Bunch house.
And we've already been contacted.
It's not set up yet in stone, but we have been contacted about visiting the Brady Bunch house.
And that would be a dream for him.
And I would like to make that happen for him.
And I would like to be a part of it as well.
I think the photos for the gram would be awesome.
Next up on the list is visit tmz now i
watch tmz live every single day that's where i get my news now a lot of people just think oh it's
just celebrity coverage they actually cover real news and they have discussions and i like their
takes on news tmz live i want to shout you out i would like to visit your offices and say hello
now the next thing is anybody anybody shop at Living Spaces?
Any Living Spaces?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Who has bought anything recently from Living Spaces?
You?
What's your name?
Where are you from?
My name is Lisa.
I'm from Montana.
Okay.
Now, you've bought a couch from Living Spaces.
I have bought a couch.
Yes.
Now, you're a Woody Show listener, right?
Love.
And then the very last thing on the list is to get the key to any city now this
is something i've been trying for a couple years now we'll see if that happens so check out the
full list go to at what's new pod on instagram at what's new pod on instagram we have jesus jumping
in again and he has a recommendation for the list you should definitely get the exclusives to the Yeezy Crocs.
Oh, I don't know,
dude. Those are super hard. Because I was
kind of going off on Yeezy the other day
about him
and Jesus King. Well, him not
dropping the album. I know.
I said, you know what? I'm over it.
You know Yandy was supposed to drop a couple of days ago?
A year ago? Yes. I was so upset
about that, too. Okay, and then this other thing doesn't drop when they say it's going to drop.
And then Travis Scott announced that he's dropping an album.
The new album, yes.
So Yeezy's not going to drop an album when Travis Scott is dropping it
because what about if his album doesn't sell as much as Travis?
So he's not going to do it.
But you remember when he did that whole thing with everybody
and it was like seven songs for everyone.
Yeah.
And he took him a long time to develop all those songs too.
Yeah.
So you remember he put a lot of work into them.
He let everyone choose.
I understand.
But he's not going to go head to head with Travis Scott.
Yeah, that's kind of true also.
See?
So you're going to be waiting for that Yeezy album for a while, my friend.
I'm actually going to be waiting for Yandy for a whole year.
Yeah, well, keep on waiting.
It's not going to happen.
I'm predicting it right now.
Are you going to go see Jesus is King?
In IMAX?
Yeah.
Hell no.
Really?
No.
No.
Because I was so disappointed with that Sunday service that was broadcasted from Coachella.
Yeah.
Did you watch that?
I watched it.
Did you stay awake?
No.
It was boring.
So why are you going to go to IMAX?
Look, I get so much crap for being a Kanye fan on the Woody Show.
I get it all the time.
I get killed all the time.
I'm at every release.
I'm at every raffle.
I have no idea how many pairs of Yeezy's I have.
Now, this is the thing.
If he drops the album, it's fire.
I will apologize on the throne of Yeezy.
But right now I'm super frustrated as a fan.
And I don't know if I get to hang too much longer.
Also rock the shoes, not the Crocs that you're bringing up right now.
Oh, man.
Those Crocs look cool.
I'm out, dude.
I'm out.
I rock Crocs already at work.
So I already would rock them just because they're comfortable.
All right.
Well, as a fan, I'm out, currently out.
But thank you for bringing that to the table.
All right.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
All right.
Well, that's the birthday list.
And again, don't forget, October 18th, Morongo Casino.
It's going down.
If you don't live in the area, you can fly on in to the Palm Springs Airport.
The casino is about 30 minutes away.
Now, I've been doing a fan duel contest between
Ravy and I.
I only have one win. She has
what, two, three wins now?
Three. Three wins.
Okay. Let me just ask you,
you know, I don't ask you
beforehand about my picks
and I ask you later, how do you think I'm going to
do? And you give me the rundown.
I don't know. It looks good for you. It doesn't look do you think I'm going to do? And you give me the rundown. I don't know.
It looks good for you.
It doesn't look that good.
I just want to ask you in general, who's looking good these days when it comes to going to the big game at the end of the year?
So far, what team is good for you?
Yeah, so there's only three undefeated teams.
You've got the Chiefs, you've got the 49ers, and you've got the Patriots.
Okay.
Those are pretty much chalk.
You've got the Chiefs.
A lot of people are pulling for the Chiefs.
The 49ers aren't undefeated?
Yeah, yeah. So, you know I don't follow the Chiefs. The 49ers aren't defeated? Yeah.
I don't follow any of this. The 49ers who have been trash
are undefeated
how many games? Three games.
Okay. Three games.
Week four. I heard it's 4-0.
I follow DJ Scotty Fox
online.
DJ Scotty Fox, if you don't know, he mixes
every Friday for the Woody show in the morning.
Diehard 49ers fan.
He has season tickets and that's who I follow.
Apparently I don't follow that well.
I know he mentioned there's been some sloppy wins here and there for the 49ers.
Hey man, wins are wins though.
Let's switch topics real quick.
Over the weekend where I'm not paying attention to football as I should be,
I'm wedding planning and I just want to let you know.
And Nick Soundwave, he's getting married as well.
Wedding planning, holy crap.
They can nickel and dime you on certain things.
Certain things you get hooked up, doesn't cost that much money.
I'm going to let you know, if you're trying to get a wedding cake at certain venues,
there's a thing called a cutting fee.
Yep. Nick Soundwave, are you listening?
Oh yeah, trust me.
I just want to let you know, for this
wedding cake and a cutting
fee, minimum
$3,000. I'll bring my
own knife and cut it myself. No, they don't let you.
They don't let you.
You can't. That's the thing.
You want to know the reason why I'm not married yet?
I've been engaged for over a year.
It's because of stuff like that.
The reason you're doing the whole wedding thing, is it for Nacho's family?
No, no.
We just want to have a giant party for everyone.
So that's what we're doing.
I was going to say, because why not just...
The cake might be out, because three grand for a cake.
Nah, I'm not supposed to save it for a year and eat it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm still on my freezer right now. Wait, are you really going to eat that? Yeah, and eat it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mine's still in my freezer right now.
Are you really going to eat that? Yeah, I got like,
wait, wait, wait, what day is it? It's the first,
right? Yeah. Second, first, second, whatever it is?
Yeah, yeah, first. I have less than 20 days
and I can finally eat this damn piece of
cake, man. Oh, hell yeah.
I don't know if we preserved it right or wrapped
it right, but I'm going to eat it. Is this a tradition or something?
Yeah. Tyler's going to eat that cake. What the hell?
No, hold on. I've never heard of
this tradition.
No, where you eat your cake over a year.
You think Tyler's going to let a piece of cake go for a year?
You're tripping, dog.
Mr. Lovey-Dovey himself doesn't know about love traditions.
I've never heard of this.
I thought you get the one piece at the wedding,
you cut up everything else,
and then everybody else just gets the rest of it.
I didn't realize you saved a good chunk of it.
No, you saved one slice.
You put it in the freezer for a year.
You're actually supposed to either save a slice or the entire top piece.
Yeah, I had no idea.
This is news to me.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, man.
All right, we changed it up a little bit.
I had to bring some people over that are married.
You might hear a little bit of an echo because everybody down here at the patio want to say hello.
What's up, everybody?
Hello.
Hello. Yeah. Now, we brought a merry gentleman over. What's your name? Where are you
from? Jim from Eastville. Jim from Eastville. Now, Jim, believe it or not, our friend Tyler has never
heard of the tradition of getting a slice of cake and keeping it for a year in your fridge and then
eating it. Did you do that? Yes.
How was the cake?
The frosting was falling off the sides.
Yeah.
But the cake was good.
It was preserved.
It was still good?
It was still good.
And you said you were married 23 years.
23.
A little bit.
23 years.
Yep.
Now I want to ask you, what do you think was the biggest waste of money at your wedding? All the food.
Maybe a smaller intimate wedding and not a huge food cost.
Or a different food service or something.
Yeah, because I've been going over the food cost too, and it is insane.
To bring the guest list up, maybe 80 people would double the cost of the food.
Oh, yeah.
And that's not even doubling the amount of people that are going to be there.
Right.
Which is insane.
Now, let me introduce you again to my friend, Tyler.
I just want to ask Tyler, if you got married, what would your dream spread be?
Because, Tyler, he's a big fan of food.
I want to know what he would have.
I might keep it super simple and do maybe like a chicken or a steak thing,
like just kind of meat.
But I have one thing that absolutely has to be at my wedding,
and there's no conditions whatsoever.
There has to be some sort of nacho cheese fountain.
Nacho fondue?
Exactly.
There has to be some sort of nacho cheese fountain.
You're inspiring me right now.
On the outside of the fountain, there
has to be chips, like mini
corn dogs, like whatever you can dip in, like
nacho cheese. I'm staring you in the eyes as you're
talking about this.
Whoa, you two, calm down.
Barrier.
Yes, yes.
This has to happen.
Whoever I end up marrying, they can
plan the rest of the wedding.
This is the one thing that I need.
I need my nacho cheese fountain.
I need my nacho cheese fountain.
I like that that's your limit.
I need my nacho cheese.
My limit was I need to wear combat boots.
But I'm glad that you have a different thing.
To each their own.
People have their own thing.
That's cool, but nacho fountain.
Come on, Bort.
You got to give props to that idea.
Think about just going up to the bar. There's cool, but nacho fountain, come on, Bort. You got to get props for that idea. Think about just going up
to the bar.
There's a nacho cheese
front right there.
There's pretzels
and corn dogs
just on the stick
just roasted.
Liquid gold.
Here's the one downside
that I don't know
if you're predicting
and I know Tyler's
not going to predict
it whatsoever
and you can relate.
How much of the food
at the wedding
did you actually eat?
Oh yeah, good question. I didn't get wedding did you actually eat? Oh, yeah.
Good question.
I didn't get to eat any of it.
There you go.
I was busy taking pictures.
Everyone else was eating.
Yep.
Well, that's what happens a lot with the Woody Show food events
because they're like, oh, you're out at Lobster Fest
or you're out at some food festival
or we have an event where there's a lot of food.
We never get to eat any
of the food because we're always talking to the listeners which i don't mind at all but it's funny
because people go oh i'm jealous don't be jealous because we never ever get to eat anything you know
i have taken this into account because i've been involved like actively in two weddings yeah and
both the times neither the bride or groom got to eat. They were just too busy shaking hands,
taking pictures,
all that stuff.
It's funny.
If you're a listener of Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles,
we have a new DJ.
She goes by the name of Danica.
Now,
if you go to the Alt 98.7 FM Instagram page,
there's actually a photo of Danica after her wedding,
eating In-N-Out,
which she got from some random person in the lobby
because she didn't get to eat at her wedding.
Oh, yeah.
A little personal story.
Yeah.
My wife and I, we were virgins when we got married.
Yeah.
My buddies were like,
so did you go straight to the hotel room?
Uh-huh.
We said, no, we went to eat.
Yeah, right.
We went to eat.
That's awesome.
Well, it's been super fun hanging out here We went to eat. Yeah, right. We went to eat. That's awesome.
Well, it's been super fun hanging out here at Lazy Dog Restaurant in Rancho Cucamonga, California.
And I want to thank them for letting us be out here. Make sure you check out our Instagram, at what's new pod, at what's new pod.
The mini corn dogs.
Yeah, the mini corn dogs is the best.
The mini corn dogs were amazing.
The IPA, everything is super good.
And the thing is, I want you to check out the group shot at What's New Pod.
Zoom in right in the middle, and you will see how excited Tyler is to be here.
It's my natural face expression.
There's nothing I can do about that.
I'm tired.
You have an excuse for everything.
Your tone, how you talk, your face.
I have my own excuse generator.
So somebody approached
us. Some listener approached us.
We were just chilling in the back with Tyler.
He approached us and was like, I had to come see
who the dumbass was. I was like, what do you mean?
I have to say,
dumbass Tyler looks worse than what he
sounds on the radio.
And I was just sitting there. I'm like,
that's not the person I got. He came in hot though. He was like, I was, and I was just sitting there. I'm like, Oh, well, you know, it's not the first time.
He came in hot though.
He was like straight up savage mode to a hundred.
No warning whatsoever.
Well,
we're going to wrap it up here and let's take Dildar ship and go on back to the studio right now.
All right.
Now we're transferred back into the studio.
Well,
that was pretty quick from rancho
kookamonga back here in burbank california and we haven't gone over the big event that happened
this past friday it was the first ever what's new pod apple bowl you might have seen the promos
on our instagram page at what's new pod. The promo you guys did was freaking awesome.
Just to recap real quick, I did some cleaning on our past vacation and I had all these old
Apple TVs while I had two old Apple TVs and one fire stick just sitting in my closet. And I brought
it here to the studio and I said, whoever wants it can get it. Well, the problem is three people wanted
Apple TVs and we only had two. So you guys came up with this idea where you would play Madden
online and stream it on Mixer. And if you want to follow Randy on Mixer, we have a link on our
links page at whatsnewpod.com. Scroll down to the links page, click there if you are a user of Mixer and want to follow Randy.
But explain the event. What happened?
How'd this happen? For the first time out, it was
really exciting. We had great interaction. People
joined in. First game was me and Tyler.
I got my ass handed to me by Tyler.
Alright. But by far
the most exciting game, though, was Soundwave
and Tyler. Now, were you guys surprised
by Tyler's
skills or you already knew that he was good?
Tyler always
expressed to us that he was good at Madden.
That's the one thing he'd always bring up.
Like, oh, I'm good at Madden.
And it was halfway through the game
playing Tyler that I realized this probably wasn't
a good idea for my sake. I'm not getting this
Apple TV. Dude, it was bad.
Hold on, there is one
detail. The second game detail. Oh, okay. The
second game that I beat Randy in.
All right. He didn't even finish.
He quit. You quit? Oh, yeah.
In the middle of the game. I was sick of it.
I'm like, I hate this. I lost.
I'm going to back Randy on this because there is a skunk
rule in most Madden games. People usually go
up by 21 in the first half.
Usually, Madden rules etiquette.
Hand over the sticks. You're getting skunked. So, at that point, Randy was down maybe 30 or so in the first half. Usually, Madden rules etiquette. Hand over the sticks, you're getting skunked.
So at that point, Randy was down maybe 30 or so in the third quarter
or early fourth quarter.
You were getting murdered.
Yeah, so at that point, we decided, hey, we still have another game to play.
Time restraints, let's just kind of cut this one short.
You know, we only cut maybe, what, three minutes of gameplay.
But Tyler, as we're still figuring it out, Tyler's still playing.
Oh, there's another touchdown. There's another touchdown there's a touchdown big brother status you know if i can pile you into
the ground i'm gonna do it until you like cry mercy it was 42 to 7 okay yeah two apple tvs
one fire stick who won what i won the fire stick as a consolation prize and these two won the apple
tvs although sam wave for some reason he was like hey you want this apple tv and i said nah man oh he was being a nice guy dude i randy worked really
hard at this and it went really well for a first time i texted him later i was like dude that was
a really good thing obviously a couple hiccups because the first time what a sweetie pie but
this is definitely something we want to do in the future more i know there was a chat room which was
cool and i saw some listeners go in there and chat with we were tripping out because this was the
first time because i had my mixer set up but this was the first time we ever
did an extended stream and we're tripping out because there's a bunch of cool features at one
point a care package dropped from the screen like this box with the parachute i'm like what is that
and it came down confetti shot out like people were sending us stuff they were talking to us
talking smack that's awesome some bets are made withwave. I think some dude owes us a pizza now or something.
But we thought about it, and we're not sure if we want to do the whole
reoccurring we play for just Apple TVs, just the recycled Apple TVs,
or make it something like three broke guys.
It's an ongoing thought process that we want to get back to.
All right.
Well, it's been a long enough podcast.
Thank you so much for listening.
Thank you for all the support, all the reviews that everybody does at what's new pod dot com.
You can get to our SoundCloud page, our Apple page, our iHeartRadio page, Stitcher, wherever you can rate and review the podcast.
We really, really appreciate it. Also, make sure to follow us on instagram at what's new pod see all the photos that we mentioned
earlier like how tyler was super excited to be at the live podcast today the most and rancho
kookamonga and see the video of tyler sleeping in his car which is really really awesome i can
hardly restrain him throwing up peace signs you know just yeah just out here anyways let's shout
out some podcasts before we go yes
of course the bortcast with yeah hell yeah you can go to the bortcast.com that's the bortcast.com
and listen to that we also have the nerd now podcast with ravey cameron courtney and this
guy randy who's in the studio with us just go to nerd out podcast.com nerding out podcast.com also check out mostly
true opinions with cameron and katie we also have the man kim podcast which i need to link up with
them because they reach out to me they want me to sit in on that podcast the joe coy podcast joe
coy launched his tour by the way all over the country dude we're gonna go to the forum right and see him
at the forum in los angeles he sold out the chase center in san francisco which is amazing he's
gonna be at radio city music hall in new york city that is massive he's selling the chicago theater
uh he's gonna be out in salinas i know we have a lot of listeners that listen to this podcast
live out that way bankersfield he going to be all over the country.
We are so happy and proud of Joe Coy.
Again, listen to his podcast.
It's awesome.
The Coy Pond.
Just go to joecoy.com.
That's J-O-K-O dot com.
Check out the Sex with Emily podcast with Emily Morris.
She's been traveling all over.
She was in New York City just recently.
I am super jealous.
And they want me to
come by. Why are you laughing? Because the last, when we were in Vegas, you would not stop telling
me how I have to go to New York and everything. I know. That's all you were telling me. I don't
remember you saying that, but you got to go to New York. I went to New York, New York. I mean,
that's close. Yeah, no, dude, you got to go to New York. I love New York City. I don't know how
to explain it. There's something about the East Coast. Yeah, when you go to New York because it's so much older than the West Coast, you feel super gritty.
You like it.
There's bricks.
Everything's made of bricks on the East Coast.
Everything is heavy.
Everything looks really old and heavy.
I like old places.
I like haunted things.
I know.
Brett loves bricks.
Hell yeah, bricks.
So again, check out the Sex with Emily podcast.
What's up to the Ryanyan hoppy podcast what's
up dudes if you are into radio want to be a radio dj he interviews hundreds of djs across the country
just go to the ryan hoppy podcast that's h-o-p-p-e and of course shout out to the mothership that
brings everything together that would be the woody Morning Show. Just open up the iHeartRadio app and search the Woody Show.
Do you have anything else to say?
Nick, sound wave before we go.
Man, Lazy Dog is so good, man.
I love beer.
I love good food.
I'm never happier than when I'm eating and drinking beer, honestly.
Lazy Dog, shout out.
Second that, Lazy Dog is amazing.
Love the mini corn dogs, Chipotle quesadilla.
Oh, my God. And finally,
thank you to everybody who tuned into the mixer.
I can't wait for the next one.
Alright, Tyler? I third that
on Lazy Dog. Those mini corn dogs and that
Chipotle quesadilla will totally go in the nacho
cheese fountain at my future wedding. That's when he actually
woke up. That's when the food came out.
Yeah, yeah.
Also, Bort, anything else?
Just thanks to everyone that came out to Lazy Dog
and chatted up with us, hung out with us.
Hopefully everyone liked the sound.
We bought a new sound system,
and that was the first time we used it at Lazy Dog.
Yeah, it was pretty dope.
I think everyone had a great time.
And then thanks to everyone that talked to me about the Bortcast.
Since it's October, I have a bunch of horror-related stuff
coming up this month,
including getting Randy and Nick Soundwave's horrible favorite Halloween picks.
Oh, Leprechaun in Space.
And, of course, Leprechaun in the Hood.
That's also a great pick.
And, finally, one last shout-out.
Shout-out to Sergio.
Sergio!
All right. What's new with medicine?