What's New Podcast - Tyler Missing, Vegas Ideas, Meetup Events, Food News & More!
Episode Date: March 18, 2023On this epsiode we talk Tyler Missing, Vegas Ideas, Meetup Events, Food News and More!...
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What's new? What's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
We are also joined by Eric, who is in Downey, California right now.
He works for the NFL Podcasting Network.
You might have heard about it.
Not joining us is Randy, who has many, many things to do.
So he's not available.
Allegedly.
But more shocking, MIA right now.
We cannot get a hold of him.
So we're kind of worried.
That would be Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T.
His phone is dead he
is not answering text messages and he's not answering emails guys any thoughts on that that
is very unlike him it is strange because there is actually a ton of college basketball going on
right now uh-huh so you would think he would be up for at least the sports aspect of life and i'm
sure i'm sure it has to do he has to do stuff with his job the better
sports network yeah but his phone is like yeah glued to his hand he's like i know he would have
to be completely knocked out battery had to have died maybe his mom fed him too much like seven
layer like pudding or whatever knocked his ass out too much linguiça the night before. But anyways, I hope that he is resting up because next weekend,
we are heading to Las Vegas, Nevada.
Hey!
The first thing we're going to do, Eric,
we're going to hit up the Dodgers Clubhouse Store at Fashion Show Mall.
That's across the street from the Wynn Casino.
If you want to get ready for the Dodgers opening day, which is March 30th,
you got to get your Dodgers gear at the Dodgers clubhouse.
It's super legit.
They have locations all over Los Angeles.
The amount of gear that they have available is over the top.
Remember being a kid and you would go shopping with your parents,
whatever, Target, Toys R Us.
It's like that. Being a kid as an adult, would go shopping with your your parents whatever your target toys rs yes it's like that being a kid as an adult as a dodger fan you walk in and you just don't know what to do
with yourself there's just so many things we went last year before the season i think it was
i grabbed a nice freddie freeman jersey from the uh the store at universal city walk you want like
dodger flip-flops they got them you want like dodger plates they got them you got jerseys hats
of course it's like the holy grail of Dodger
stuff. What a perfect location for it
to be in, too, especially because there's
so many locations that Dodger Club has opening
up in Southern California and every single mall.
But the possible number one
destination for transplants from Los Angeles
is Las Vegas.
Yes. And people might
not even know that it's there.
You know what, dude? I'm never more likely to buy some gear
than when I'm a little sauced up
and I'm likely to be a little sauced up in Vegas.
I know.
It's the perfect situation
for a lot of diehard Dodger fans.
I know.
You wake up the next morning,
you're like,
oh, new Dodger hat.
Yeah.
I'm not entirely mad about it.
Wait, hold on.
Oh, also a new jacket.
Oh, hey, also sunglasses, water bottles.
Did you buy a glove, too?
Yeah.
Well, why not?
I came back $500 in the hole.
Why, you lost gambling?
Nah, I went to the Dodger Clubhouse.
I did pretty good gambling.
True, true.
At least I came home with something.
So the reason that we're going there is because we're going to land a little bit early, and
we're going to have to have some time to kill before we can check into the hotel.
I have so many surprises planned for this trip,
but the whole reason that we're going
is to go to an XFL game.
And the XFL, the game is going to be
the Battle Hawks versus the Vipers.
Now, I'm excited to have everybody together once again
to enjoy an XFL game.
Oh, yeah.
The last game that we all went
to for the Wildcats,
the RIP to the
Wildcats, but the Vipers, Vipers
new number one team for everybody here, right?
Absolutely. Obviously.
But it was just
a giant party, man. Everyone was moving around, watching
the game. They were getting into the game. They were
partying. They were drinking. They were just having
a great time. And that's like the beauty of the xfl definitely and i was thinking
okay so we're gonna do that and then we're gonna do a couple other things that i have planned
but eric is there anything that you want to do while we're in las vegas that you can think of
oh man i mean nothing specific you know me man once i'm in vegas i'm happy just to be in vegas
yeah you just go with the flow you go to vegas with no plans i know you're a planner menace i'm big planner usually
your plans are usually like over the moon i'm very much the opposite i go to vegas and just
let things happen to me basically okay it's like where do i end up where do i end up here today
what bar do i end up here it's like i got a drink in my hand i'm happy that's pretty much it okay
i'm slightly disappointed tyler is not here because i did want to pitch after the vipers game do you think we should like stop by heart
and huntington at caesars and just add a little bit to the pizza arm you know like help him out
a little bit to start getting the half sleeve going on his tattoo are you trying to add more
different items to the arm or are you trying to fix the
pizza because there's no making that pizza better it's a great tattoo it's a great tattoo but it
should be at least a half sleeve right it can't just be one just random pizza tattoo on your arm
well i mean if you're good or do we lean we lean into it and just get some more angry food on his
arm playing video games an angry hamburger or? Like an angry baguette or something.
Like a joystick
and like a bowl of ramen
playing a video game or something.
I like this. I like this. Okay.
Menace, we'll probably remember this. There was a
ride. My wife loved this. It was at
Epcot. It was called Food
Rocks. It was this informational
show, kind of
like the Chantiki Room, but it was at Epcot, right? And it was foods informational like show kind of like the uh the the chanteaky room but it was at
epcot right and his foods of all kinds uh they did musical numbers and stuff what if we just get
every food of every kind to fill up all of tyler's arm because he has a lot more bad tattoos to cover
i mean if he's down i think he should go with a theme he'll get way more props if it was just like
all angry food themed and then for real then
you can it kind of like it kind of it's like addition by or it's a subtraction by addition
at that point it's like you put more angry food it takes away from just the overall idiocracy of
the first one for sure that'd be awesome can we get it's like it's like uh what is that movie
sausage party just get a bunch of sausage partyage Party characters on his arm. Okay. I'm going to pitch that idea.
Back me up like it's a good idea.
I mean, I think it is a legit good idea.
Done.
1000%.
All right.
We'll try to talk him into it.
We don't have to twist his arm too much.
He knows how it goes.
Hey, man.
Yeah, dude.
It's cool.
Okay.
Okay.
Eric is going for Angry Ramen Bowl.
Menace, if you had to pick a food for him, what would it be?
Angry food. Angry food. is going for angry ramen bowl menace if you had to pick a food for him what would it be angry food an angry hot dog would be pretty funny right a hot dog with a machine gun
yes crap there was a a toy line from that from the 80s no really yeah yeah um damn it okay i
gotta look it up hold on i'll find it. But I was thinking something similar.
I was like, what if we just get an angry banana on his hand?
Like, he already has the wrist.
So let's just go down lower to his hand.
Okay.
And then, just to be ironic, the salad would be happy, not angry.
You know?
Because that makes no sense that the salad would be happy.
Oh, dude. So the toys, they the salad would be happening. Oh, dude.
So the toys, they were called Food Fighters.
Ooh, whoa, those are dope.
Yeah.
What?
You're just handing me your phone.
Yes.
Oh, sick.
So they were a bunch of, like, army soldiers, but they were all food, and they had, like,
weapons and guns and all this cool stuff.
This is perfect.
Oh, yeah, these are sick.
These are pretty dope.
Are you looking them up right now?
Yeah.
Ah, dude.
So they have burgers, fries.
Dude, they have a corndog
where the stick holds his helmet
like two inches higher.
Tyler's tattoo would legit fit perfectly
with this group of toys.
Oh my God.
The donut's pretty dope.
Yeah.
All right.
Food fighters it is like tyler after the
vipers game we're going to heart and huntington because they're gonna have it's still gonna be
open they stay open until like 10 p.m and then the the game starts at four so we'll have plenty
of time just add to it it'd be cool moving. Moving on real quick. Events calendar, a little update, guys. Of course, I'm going to be at Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers, April 7th from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m.
This is Friday in Fullerton on April 7th.
That is a Friday from 2 to 4 p.m.
And of course, I'm getting away passes for an upcoming woody show event then the next day april 8th i'm gonna be at ymca van eyes
from 10 a.m to 2 p.m for a charity event but added into the mix now again not everything is official
make sure you pay attention to my instagram at menace m-e-n-a-c-e when i post it on there it will be official but lazy dog restaurant downey california april 11th from 4
to 5 30 p.m so write that down pay attention to my social media i might be in downey april 11th
from 4 to 5 30 p.m we just got to get it all signed off on. And then the whole crew will be together at Morongo Casino,
April 21st for a live What's New pod recording.
That will be the last event before the Woody Show
after hours takeover at Disney California Adventure Park.
That is going to be a big, fun, wild event
leading up to the takeover yes of course 40
adventure obviously but man getting all of us together at morongo doing a live podcast you
never know what's gonna happen there how are we gonna make it to disney though are we gonna be
okay by that point fine okay i'm just checking just checking because i mean tyler will probably
be there for that as well.
And, you know, Tyler gets, you know.
We might need to get him, like, a Wilbur or something.
But that Morongo event, FYI, is from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. So hang out with us there.
That's an official event.
That is going to happen for sure.
All right, moving on.
Do you guys have any plans for this weekend?
Anything going on?
Oh, well, it's my wife's birthday this week.
Oh, official.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's a big one.
Nice.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
So it's her birthday.
So try to figure out something fun to do.
I think we're going to go on a SoCal journey.
We're going to be heading a little east, heading a little south,
probably go through the greater Orange County area.
Nice.
Got to take her somewhere nice to eat. Got you guys take her places places buy her some stuff you
know all that fun stuff that's cool yeah you know like um i i don't know i've kind of hit a point
where like i could buy her a bunch of stuff and give it to her for her birthday and be like oh i
know you like all this but at the same time like why don't i just take you a bunch of places i know
you're gonna like yeah i'll probably buy you something from here anyways,
but this way we get to have more fun and enjoy the experience.
For sure.
So I said, find a bunch of places you want to go to,
and we'll just go to all of them.
Cool.
Yeah.
Eric?
I'm actually solo for most of the weekend.
What?
Yeah, my wife is going out with my mom and sister.
No way.
Nice.
So, yeah, I'm going to be firmly planted on my couch
watching college basketball
for about probably 15 hours tomorrow.
I mean, is it because she knows
that you're going to Vegas?
And she's like, wait,
I got to have my weekend out
since you're leaving me
and I'm going to Vegas.
No, no, no.
This is something that like my sister
kind of like brought to her
a couple of weeks ago.
It's some like, I don't know,
some fundraiser out.
But it's out in like the IE pretty deep.
So it's like a full day thing.
They got to drive out there tomorrow morning.
Okay.
Back till tomorrow night.
So,
well,
that's cool that they're all hanging out with each other.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's super fun.
Each other.
It's kind of,
it's,
it's,
it's beneficial.
It's nice.
It's nice.
How long do we give it until Randy shows up on Eric's doorstep going,
can I come in like a cat?
Can I hang out?
Can I come in here?
Yeah, I know.
Well, that's the thing, man.
So it's like I've thought about that actually because I knew that Leanne
was going to be out of town tomorrow.
And I was like, do I want to have the boys over?
Because we're all going to be watching and talking about the same game.
But it's one of those things where it's like it's a good idea,
and then you realize, damn, I've got a host.
And then all of a sudden everybody's on my couch and in my fridge.
It's like I've thought about that though like maybe
having randy and tyler over but you know it would have been a good time to talk to him about that
right now but i know right but where they at though hey randy hey tyler do you want to come
over i can hear randy they're not on the podcast i don't know i think you hear randy yelling in
the distance okay what what are your thoughts on this now Now, I don't care. I don't care.
But we are going to Vegas, and none of our ladies can go because they have things to do.
But Gio is coming along.
What do you think about Gio being the only lady with all us dudes?
Weird or not weird?
It's not weird, but it's going to be funny.
Because Gio, I think, will eventually warm up to the Make Fun of Tyler group.
Okay.
Or she'll be like, she'll either going to ring Randy in because Randy likes to lean into the Make Fun of Tyler thing.
And she'll pull Randy back, I guess.
But it'll be funny to see Gio the first night after sleeping in the same room as Tyler, though.
That'll be an interesting morning.
My God.
I didn't even think about it i think we kind of glossed over that you know this was kind
of a last minute trip so the accommodations are a little short it's two rooms with two queen beds
in each room yeah so we kind of mentioned that geo was going last podcast okay because i was i
was zoning out a bit of last podcast i was like trying to do a bunch of
other stuff so like originally menace planned like hey you know eric leanne geo randy you guys want
to stay in the same room that's a couple up whatever the two girls in the same room but
leanne can't go because she has she has to work that friday night right so right randy offered it
up he's like oh you know well since he's his reasoning was to bring Tyler into his room,
which I'm not sure.
I don't even know if he actually ran this by Gio.
This sounds like a bad portal already, man. Gio is used to snoring.
Did she listen to two podcasts ago where we have recordings of Tyler?
I doubt it.
I doubt it.
So this will probably be another story that gets brought up when we're all there together.
And then she'll be like, wait a minute. brought tyler into our room oh my god what a kiss you know
it was typical reasoning like yeah he's like you know oh well she's used to her dad snoring i'm
like yeah but that's her dad not not yeah freaking polar polar bear Tyler about to knock down a wall.
I'm assuming she's not sleeping three feet away from Tyler or her dad, you know, with Tyler's story.
Dude, why is Randy just so convinced, like, sorry, not convinced, determined to get Tyler in his bedroom?
Yeah.
Randy, it's probably his heart's always in the right place.
But, you know, he backs himself into some weird corners sometimes.
Oh, no.
Well, one, we have to talk to Gio this immediately recorded afterwards her entire experience but two uh you guys have been around geo when she's drinking venice i don't know if you've been
around her like hardcore drinking like at the end of the night like we have but i've been wandering
vegas with geo yeah plastered and oh yes i forgot about that factor too she gets she gets spicy too man
like she doesn't she doesn't hold back she'll start snapping at tyler forgot about that part
oh i'm just saying if that starts happening guys uh i'll see you later all right we'll find out
more on that later on what happens with that post it all on tiktok i will all right oh what i'm
doing this weekend is i'm going to a tennis match at indian wells it's been all over television it's
like the indian wells masters okay i'm just going because there's a pop-up nobu sushi place there
you know i'm going for the sushi i heard you mention this earlier and at first what i'm like
okay you're going for this okay but then when i heard nobu i'm like At first, I'm like, okay, you're going for this? Okay.
But then when I heard Nobu, I'm like, makes sense.
Yeah, I'm like, oh, I'm going to have sushi and tennis might be happening.
Tennis has become the hipster sport of choice.
Really?
I thought it was pickleball.
Well, that's the thing.
Pickleball was like the taste.
Pickleball was like the gateway drug. And then so people are now like graduating
into like realizing,
oh, well, hey,
if I want to be like more of the like mainstream big time,
they're going to tennis.
And this whole Indian Wells,
dude, I've seen so many people post
about being at that Indian Wells tournament.
Yeah, there's like a ton of celebrities going now.
Yeah.
And it's like friends that I have no idea they even knew what a tennis racket was.
Yeah.
I'm that person.
But it's like, literally, I was talking to my buddy.
Talking to my buddy, he's like, yeah, dude, it's like Coachella for tennis.
Wow.
It's just a bunch of young kids, hipster kids.
And it's because of the pickleball phase.
And it's because all of a sudden people realize, hey, pickleball's more for old people.
And they're like, well, yeah.
And then they realize oh
there's more famous people and it's more of a like a cool like status thing to go to the tennis
matches tennis tournaments yeah see i'm not there for all that but i got a vip hookup so i don't
even have to sit with them i'm gonna be like up in some suite yeah so that's where i'm gonna be
is there anything about the tennis tournament that you're fascinated about?
Have you been to any of those or seen any? Zero.
I've seen them on television my whole life.
Okay.
So are you intrigued to see them or are you just like, dude, sushi?
Desert and sushi.
No, I'll be intrigued to see it.
I mean, I was fascinated by the Billie Jean King movie.
I thought that was really cool.
And like the whole story on battle of sexist type stuff.
Okay.
You know who's crazy into it that knows a lot about it is actually Woody.
He never really shares that on air.
Tennis.
He knows a lot about tennis.
Really?
On how it all works.
Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
You know, I think I've heard him mention it in passing, but that's still very surprising.
It is.
Tennis is like one of the few sports,
like I guess I could sit down and watch it,
but I don't know.
It's just one of the only sports
I've never really just even tried to get up to date
with the tournament format, the people.
Scoring is all weird.
It's like by 15, and it's like,
why don't you just count?
Like I get football is like right there with you.
You go by six and ones and threes.
It's like, but tennis, I just, I don't know i don't know it's just one
of the few sports you know me i'm a sports guy i can usually talk about anything tennis is one of
the ones where i'm like what well like maybe after this weekend you'll see me walk in with a racket
in a headband oh yeah dude see but see i'd be down what's new tennis tournament
we're too old and slow for a full-size tennis court.
No, no, no.
We have to at least play one round of a tennis court
because I have to see Tyler try to run across a tennis ball.
Oh, hell yeah.
Well, moving on.
Tech news.
You guys want some tech news real quick?
I forgot.
What do you guys use for your television?
What streaming service or cable service do you use?
I'm using, for cable, I'm using Spectrum, which is pretty dope.
I don't really have too much dropouts from that.
And as far as streaming, dude, everything, man.
I got Disney.
I got Tubi.
I got Pluto.
I got Netflix.
I got HBO Max, Discovery. i got pluto i got netflix i got uh uh hbo max discovery the one that i'm currently about to
get though thanks to randy two podcasts ago convinced me crunchy roll country rolls up next
man but i'm more sit in your cable provider so spectrum spectrum is uh like streaming or the
actual box itself uh Just the box.
The box?
Yeah, so the only thing I have for them is their internet package.
That is it.
Okay.
Eric, what do you got?
I got Spectrum also, but I have the package because I have cable also.
Okay.
I have the YouTube TV, and it's about to cost just as much as what you guys are paying because they just raised it by $8.
It went $65 to $72 a month. Oh, that's all you're paying? just as much as what you guys are paying because they just raised it by eight bucks it went 65
dollars to 72 dollars a month oh that's all you're paying yeah but it's on pace to like be just as
much as cable eric whether you're paying for your bundle right now i don't know uh probably like 200
yeah but that's that's because both yeah all the sports stuff right and internet yeah well yeah and
i have a little bit extra but it's so like even that it probably would have been like 190 just 180 if i took away like bare bones but yeah
i mean i have internet and tv it's wild so for youtube tv alone for you it's getting up there
how i don't know for what reason i'm cutting everything is using pluto my thing was this is
one of the reasons why i still have cable is where everybody,
when they did the cord cutting stuff, where I had a party and when I was living in Glendale,
people came over that hadn't seen in a while, some friends and they legit like shunned me.
They're like, Whoa, you still got cable. And I'm like, and they're like, literally like,
I'm like, okay, you bougie ass. Like, what do you, why you down? Why you make me feel like,
like weird right now. But yeah. Um, my thing with like the youtube tvs and stuff and
the hulu live and all those like streaming services when they first started out is i couldn't get my
sports like people would tell me that it would be so hard to like get to watch just something that
would have been offered nationally on espn or on one of the regional sports networks so i just i
never switched and now everybody's coming back yeah you have to like frankenstein something together and with all these different apps and like yeah screen um share stuff
the number of times i'm talking to randy about a game that's on he's like oh i can't watch it
it's not on youtube tv or it's not on hulu live and i'm like what are you paying for i know true
i know i need to reevaluate yeah i mean the, though, if you guys do need to save some money, Tubi and Pluto
TV both have free sports events on their live stream right now.
All you got to do is go to their live TV option.
Obviously, Pluto is already set to that.
Yeah.
But if you go, man, they have tons of different games, man.
Probably Tennis Menace.
I know.
And soccer.
My new favorite sport, apparently.
One of the things about Spectrum, too, is you guys see me
these sports weekends that I get going on.
I pull out my laptop, my wife's laptop, our bedroom computer,
an iPad, and my phone maybe sometimes,
and I can log into my same Spectrum app,
and I have four or five different sports channels going on,
like four screens.
Damn.
That's pretty dope.
It's crazy.
All right.
You guys want some food news?
Food news.
Food news.
Oh, hey, Tyler.
All right.
Finally, Lunchables has teamed up with public schools, and Lunchables will be available.
All in or all out?
Oh, I'm all out because I got FOMO going on.
I never got Lunchables growing up.
Yeah. I'm all out because I got FOMO going on I never got the Lunchables growing up If I had a Lunchable It was because they were like
Giving one away free as a sample
At the grocery store
And I never got the Lunchables
You never got the pizza one
Or the taco one
I was the
Ticket for breakfast
Or nutrition ticket for lunch
I was always On the county feed program It was like the little ticket for breakfast or nutrition ticket for lunch. Yeah. Yeah.
So, yeah.
I was always, you know, on the on the county feed program.
Man, Lunchable started when I was too old for it, but I enjoyed them as an adult still.
Yeah.
I mean, they they definitely peaked after after your generation of going through school because, again, they had the pizza.
They had the taco, the taco one with Taco Bell sauce.
Yeah.
You know, you didn't get actual Taco Bell,
but you got Taco Bell sauce.
Man, those were pretty special.
Oh, wait.
When you say public schools, though.
Yeah.
You're talking actual public schools
or are you talking about the bars, public schools?
There's a bunch of bars called public schools?
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
But when you said that, I swear to swear to god man i thought this is the
new trend they'll have lunchables available at these bars and we could go and i thought eric
was gonna say no because we worked next to a public school bar yeah yeah that's right like
dude the food is uh was a little pricey so to be drinking and have just a lunchable there but like
we could buy a lunchable for three bucks.
I think you need to start pitching that to your local bar.
They'll make dumb money.
All right.
If anyone knows the Snug in Burbank,
that is my closest local bar.
If you guys work there, please.
Let's think about this.
I'm going to play devil's advocate here.
Okay.
Maybe just because I'm trying to undercut these kids
getting Lunchables because I didn't.
Don't you think a lunchable for lunch
was always kind of like not enough like if we're feeling i know for real lunch it's not enough food
no you know like the commercials say you're part of like a complete breakfast i feel like that's
not a complete lunch for these kids growing up i think maybe four or five ritz crackers and some
little bologna and cheese i think the only reason it works is because it is not enough food.
Because you think about it,
you're like, how are they giving that out?
That can't be healthy.
But it is such a small amount
that the calorie intake is actually not that high.
Yeah, that's true.
But to go to Eric's point, though,
about it not being enough,
well, see, this is where my mom had a good hack in her brain
because I was like, mom, I'm so hungry. I a good hack in her brain because I was like, mom,
I'm so hungry.
I mean, these pizza lunchables.
She's like, fine, I'll just throw a Celeste pizza in there for you every day.
I was like, oh, yeah.
Celeste pizza every day?
I do like the adult version, the Hillshire.
This is my favorite.
I love it so much.
Did you like power through two of those?
Dude, I would hammer one right now.
I love that so much. Did you like power through two of those? Dude, I would hammer one right now. I love that.
All right.
In other food news, they do have...
Oh, in other food news, did you hear about Taco Bell taking away the quesarito?
All in or all out?
That's a little tough.
The quesarito used to be my jam, but then I switched over to the beefy five-layer burrito,
and I have never turned back to the quesadilla.
So the quesadilla going away, I don't really care about.
I'm on a steak quesadilla kick at Taco Bell right now.
Mexican pizza and a steak quesadilla.
Oh, hell yeah.
That's the last four times I've gone.
You know, this is hurting me a little bit because I was really mad when they took the
quesadilla away the first time and put it on the app only, which you can still order
if you just walk in and say, give me a quesadilla.
They'll give it to you.
Dude, it hurts.
I love the quesadilla.
But like you guys, I'm just going the cheesy bean and rice burritos, but I'm doing like
three of those instead of the quesadilla.
Nice. It covers it.esadilla. Nice.
It covers it.
We're good.
All right.
In other food news,
have you tried that new Girl Scout cookie
that people are trying to get?
The raspberry one that looks like the thin mint?
No.
Did you have those?
No.
I couldn't get them
because you can only order them online
and then people are flipping them like Randy
who are buying them and then
selling them on eBay for like a hundred bucks a box.
Son of a bitch.
Girl Scout cookie dark web.
Yeah,
I know.
Dude,
shout out to troop 022991.
They caught me out in the streets,
dude.
I was walking to Lowe's and the Lowe's,
you know,
it has two entrances.
There's one to the right, one to the left. Yeah. And the one to the left was all Girl Scouts. And I was like to Lowe's, and the Lowe's has two entrances. There's one to the right, one to the left.
And the one to the left was all Girl Scouts.
And I was like, damn, I don't want to buy some Girl Scout cookies right now.
I'm going to go right.
I'll feel bad if I walk right past them.
So I'm about to veer right, and then suddenly they go, Menace!
Menace!
The Woody Show!
All 98.7!
And I'm like, damn!
They caught me
they're like he ain't saying no to us
I mean I bought 30 bucks worth of
boxes but they did not
have the raspberry joints
again online exclusive
did they say that maybe they could
procure some for you
no they didn't even like fake it
it's like
one of those situations you gotta ask you can't afford it kind of thing.
You got to ask, we don't got them, bro.
Sorry.
They're called raspberry rallies, by the way.
Did you try any?
My mom posted.
My mom's at that level where she posts literally everything on Instagram now.
She posted that she had s'mores.
Yeah, I got s'mores.
I got tagalongs.
I got the thin mints. i've always been a tagalong
guy yeah you know that's that's a peanut butter one yeah and i bought these other ones that i
thought were vegan because they were gonna be for caroline and uh bort but i got vegan and
gluten-free mixed up they were gluten-free i don't i need my gluten, okay? That far over.
They taste like trash, by the way.
Oh, really?
Yeah, they weren't good.
That sucks.
Did you buy, I forget, did you buy any of the lemon ones?
No, I hated those.
Because I know there's two lemon ones,
and it's by Troops and distribution places.
So it's literally, you have to go to a different troop
to find the one that you want.
So it's like, was yours the circular ones that you saw?
Yeah, and they're like waxy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're trash.
There's still other troops out there.
I know it's kind of hard.
Yeah, the lemon smiles.
Oh, yeah.
Me and Eric worked with a guy who used to sell them on the black market at the studio.
It was amazing.
What about the OG, like the Samoas, the All Abouts?
Those were like the OG ones growing up. I got Samoas as well. Ooh the samoas the all abouts those are like oh yeah i got growing up i got uh
samoas as well oh samoa so yeah the whole studio killed them all all right i have some adjacent
food news brett you won't care about this but eric do you want some raising canes they sent on over
to me a box of stuff and they threw in there some crocs gibbets with raising canes logos all in are all out well i'll put them
on for sure hell yeah and randy doesn't get any because he's not here today and you're right i
would not care about this because it's more jibs and crocs but i'm happy for you because dude you
have how big is your jib collection now oh my jib collection is crazy but you know what's even
growing even bigger is my hat collection.
Oh, my God. Suddenly, I have 40 different hats to wear.
It's insane.
I need to downsize my hat collection.
I was bought these storage boxes as a Christmas present to store them.
And now they're full.
And now I have towers coming above them.
It's like a damn duplex that's just building up on my dresser.
I need to downsize.
I literally have probably like 50 hats.
I didn't realize how much room they take up.
Because Nacho's like, we got to get a container for all these hats.
Yeah, dude.
They're so hard to store too.
Because it's like you think about it, whatever.
You could do the whole like push the back in, slide it on.
But once you get like three or four, now all of a sudden it's taking up space going forward instead of up and then if you have i don't know about you i have like different style of hats
so some like the dad hats flat brim yeah it's a nightmare yeah it's a nightmare for sure this is
a first world problem this is just like hat problems like oh my god too many hats too many
hats and it's just like any other part like piece of clothing you only wear like three or four i
know true my dodger one i wear my ice dogs one i wear my bills one and then like everything else like might get lucky
if i see it i'm like oh i forgot about that hat and don't forget we're about to pick up some more
hats at the dodgers house exactly in vegas all right switching gears there's a giveaway right now
on instagram it's only gonna last until monday at men, M-E-N-A-C-E,
and it's for The Undertaker, one-man show.
It's happening March 31st at the Novo.
It starts at 9.30.
These are VIP tickets.
And what do you get with the VIP ticket, Bort?
You get premier seating.
You get special access to limited edition merch.
And you get a meet and greet with the dead man himself, the phenom, the Undertaker.
Dude, you're going to want to get in on this.
Go enter the contest right now on Instagram, M-E-N-A-C-E.
I might have some more giveaways coming up soon.
There's also that NXT show that's happening the same day over at Crypto.
You can check that out as well.
You can get tickets on access.com
and then all weekend
long. It's a thing called
WrestleMania at SoFi Stadium.
It's going to be a big weekend for wrestling in
Los Angeles, guys. Wrestling
everywhere. Every street, every
corner, every arena,
anywhere you look,
you're going to see wrestling of all types.
And again,
you can't miss grandest show of them all.
WrestleMania.
Heck yeah.
All right,
guys.
Well,
I hate to wrap this up early,
but I got to,
I got to get out of town,
go check out this big tennis mash that everybody's excited about.
Yeah.
The tennis match,
not,
not the sushi. Oh yeah. I got to check out the sushi that everybody's excited about. Oh, yeah, the tennis mash. Not the sushi.
Oh, yeah, check out the sushi that everybody's talking about.
So thank you for listening.
Check out our boy, Joe Coy.
He was just sending us some videos just recently.
He was out on tour, and he met some Woody Show listeners who said they found Joe Coy through the Woody Show.
So that's super cool.
He was posting about us.
Awesome.
You can go check him out on tour by finding his dates, where he's going to be.
Go to joekoy.com.
That's J-O-K-O-Y.com.
Check out his Netflix special.
Check out his movie.
You can get all the information.
Just go to Netflix.
Type in Joe Coy.
We also have another buddy who has a bunch of Netflix specials.
His name is Gabriel Iglesias, a.k.a. Fluffy.
You can check him out at FluffyGuy.com.
He has a ton of different Funko releases.
Just did a big one with Tapatio.
The one before that was with Jack in the Box.
He's doing big things.
He also has some shows going on, so don't miss those.
Once again, go to FluffyGuy.com.
Our friends, Man Kim just announced a huge tour.
Finally, it has happened. go to mankim.com that's matt and kim.com follow them on instagram at man kim there's a ton of dates that i want to check out
they'll be going all over the country i'm super excited about that very very happy for them that
they're back out on the road check out our friends sex with Emily. Go to sexwithemily.com or follow her at sexwithemily on Instagram. If you're on Amazon, type in Diego Hot Sauce, D-I-E-G-O,
hot sauce, pick up a bottle. Also pick up a blanket because it's still raining and it's
still cold. Go to blanketsbytracy.com. That's T-R-A-C-E-Y.com. When will the rain ever, when will the weather ever stop?
I need some sunshine, Eric.
Not to take away the blanket sales from your mom.
My mom is right there with you, man.
My mom is like, F this rain.
My mom's a SoCal girl, you know, born and raised.
She was a beach bum.
She's like, I need the sun.
F this rain.
I know.
I need more blankets. It's too cold. You know,, I need the sun. F this rain. I know. She's right there with you. I need more blankets.
It's too cold.
You know, I think you just need to suck it up, buy those blankets, and just ride out
the rain, man.
As long as it takes and as many blankets as it takes.
For sure.
All right, Bort, what is happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique?
I just want to thank everybody for anyone that supported and got in on Shasta's birthday
month sale.
Yeah.
It is done as far as I know.
And thank you for everyone that ordered.
But if you still want to enjoy, you still want to get in on it.
Free shipping on all jewelry items.
Necklaces, earrings, beautiful stone bracelets.
And also, don't forget, crystal ball sacks.
Because you got to protect your stones.
You got to protect your balls.
You got to protect all your crystals of all shapes and sizes and a beautiful,
wonderful velour sack.
ShastaJeansBoutique.com.
It's too old because it's spooky.
Or go to the link in my link tree on Instagram at St. Bort.
All right.
And don't forget, listen to The Mothership, The Woody Show,
Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app.
Just search The Woody Show.
Also, don't forget, my first pop-up out in the streets will be at Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers in Fullerton, April 7th.
That is a Friday from 2 to 4 p.m.
And follow my social media at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E, for all the upcoming dates when I'm going to as well for our big, huge live podcast at Morongo Casino that is happening April 21st from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m.
Be there.
It will be your last opportunity to win some prizes out on the streets for a long time.
Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave?
No, nothing crazy.
I'm actually I am actually a little worried about Tyler.
Not like obviously worried, but it's like, this is kind of weird.
It is a little bizarre, right?
A little weird.
Like this is not even like a bit we're doing.
Like he's literally gone MIA radio silence all morning.
And there is sports on, like, this is usually prime.
Like Tyler's spewing off stuff.
I don't really care about, about games I don't care about.
Yeah.
Um, and there's no, we haven't seen zero signs of life.
Actually, we have one sign of life
they came in in the last couple minutes we have a tyler i am a live text oh well then never mind i
don't care nothing but this is still concerning though because he just texted us and again this
is real life sorry i had an emergency i had to deal with and couldn't get to my phone when can
he never get to his phone okay now i am worried again and it was
completely off so something was is wrong that is not like him at all yeah not at all like look if
any of you guys had ever seen any footage from the studio or if you worked with us you would know
that tyler a thousand percent always had his hand in his phone always no matter what he was doing so
it's a little worse he had his he had his phone in his hands when we were partying in a pool party
in vegas like yeah all right well we'll check in with him now brett do you have anything to say
before we leave i couldn't agree more all right everybody we'll see you next week what's new what's
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