What's New Podcast - Tyler Moves to Texas, New HBO Max Movies, Food Updates, PS5's and more!

Episode Date: December 4, 2020

On this episode we talk Tyler Moves to Texas, New HBO Max Movies, Food Updates, PS5's and more!

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What's up, everybody, and welcome to another edition of what's new pod i am menace i'm joined by bortz aka brett he's an audio expert and syndication expert with the woody show morning show that you can hear across the united states and around the world on afn he has an assistant his assistant's name is eric sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave. He also works at Fox Sports, and he works on The Woody Show. What's up? Plus, we have Randy, who's a radio DJ on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles, and he works on The Woody Show. What is up, Randy? What's up?

On top of all that, we have Tyler. Not even Tyler the guest anymore. He is just straight-up Tyler because he's back in the fold with iHeartRadio. Yes. That's right. I got it. And there's so much to share with Tyler that we haven't been sharing on this podcast, but I'm sure if you follow Tyler at TylerTheBoardOp on Instagram or you follow at What's New Pod,

you know what's going on with Tyler. And he is visiting us via Houston, Texas, everybody. All right. Yeah. So Tyler straight Houston, Texas, everybody. All right. Yeah. So Tyler straight up. Oh man. So much to recap. So Tyler applied for a job in Houston, Texas with I heart radio, and he's part of a radio

show now. And what is that show? So the show I'm working for is the Sean Salisbury show. It's a sports show on 790 AM in Houston. And the guy I work for, he's ex-NFL, he's ex-ESPN, so he really knows his stuff. And I'm not going to lie, for me, it's an absolute perfect fit. Dude, that's...

I'm really excited. That sounds amazing. I mean, you guys obviously do tailgater sports, and you guys are super into sports. And this must be like a dream gig, right? I wonder, though, if it's going to spill into our sports podcast where Tyler's going to try to like dominate us. He's like, hey guys, I'm on a sports station, please.

I work at a sports station on a sports show. I think I know. I don't know, Tyler, but if you try to shoehorn any Texans, any Astros stuff into Tailgater, I might just cut you off. Tyler's going to pull. It's not going to happen. Tyler's going to pull like, hey, let me get a chef on the phone real fast. Let's see if we can figure this out.

So all of this is pretty huge. So Tyler's actually like, he is coming to us. He's gone. He has moved. He's lived in Los Angeles his entire life. He's coming to us from his very own apartment, everybody. I just don't have a lot of furniture at the moment, but we'll cross that bridge

when we come to. He's inside his apartment right now and that's why it's a little bit echoey. And he's using his cell phone to broadcast to us, so it might be a little bit delayed. We're talking like Tyler's going to add to his apartment, though. You know Tyler's apartment is going to be a foldable table, a TV with whatever gaming console

he has, and a recliner chair. That's it. Oh, yeah. Actually, Tyler sent me a picture of when he went grocery shopping. Did he send you guys? Did he send you his picture? No. He sent it to the tailgater, I think.

Okay. Issue not. This dude's shopping cart is like 75% white bread. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tortillas, bread, buns. It's all bread? I have the photo somewhere. I've got to find it.

There's so much Wonder Bread. I'm like, what do you need that much bread for? Just to break it down for you guys even more, if you just happen to be new to the What's New podcast, Tyler, you've lived your entire life with your family. So how many people in your family? Quick recap. Eight people in my family. So I was living with seven other people.

In a house with how many bedrooms? With three bedrooms. And I had five younger siblings who were all boys so you shared rooms your entire life yes i have so you just uplifted your whole life you have your own apartment now and you have a full-time gig that is huge that is life-changing that's that's a flip let's upside down that's crazy i mean i moved out at 18 to go to college never moved back but i mean i was I was 18, I'm 45 minutes from my house. Tyler bounced

in his four-hour plane ride away from home. It's pretty crazy. I am more than halfway across the country. I was telling it to the guys because everybody knows I'm a huge Falcons fan. I said, I'm really closer to Atlanta than I am to Los Angeles, and that's really weird to think about. Okay.

Maps are weird, dude destinations are crazy dude did you know that being in other states you're closer to other states you know if I keep driving that way I'm eventually gonna hit like Georgia do you know what's crazy though you just like how you just uprooted your life pretty much super quick you You got the gig and then you drove from Los Angeles to Houston, Texas. And how long? In three days, I broke it up into eight hour drives each day and it was brutal. I'm not going to lie. It was brutal. Then you get to Houston, Texas and then you start your job. When, how soon after that? So I got to Houston on Sunday. I got the keys to my apartment on Monday. I started work on Tuesday. Damn. So it's been nonstop just going, going, going.

So this weekend, I'm going to pretty much sleep all weekend. And I know yesterday, you guys tried getting a hold of me yesterday. I told Randy this morning. I was asleep for about 13 hours. I was actually a little worried because I got no text from Tyler and any group message. I thought Tyler was hiding in a hole at this point. Do you want to know what I thought happened to him? I thought, I'm like, this dude for sure choked on a hot dog bun in his apartment.

One of his eight siblings weren't there to give him CPR. My question, though, Tyler, is your shopping cart, it looks like you're shopping for eight people still. I can't find the photo. Can you pull up the photo so Menace can post it? Yeah, we'll put it at what's new pod on Instagram. So yeah, this is the type of stuff that you buy when you live on your own for the very first time. No, it's worse than that. This looks like a football player living on his own for the first time. Like it's all carbs, man.

It's all carbs and sugar. There's nothing healthy in that entire basket. Just carving out. Tyler, why don't you tell me. There were bananas at the bottom. Oh my God. So you got sandwich rolls. You got a new pod on Instagram at what's new pod.

Wait, is that that cheese tortilla thing? Or no, that thing that I posted about that it's actually, it looks like a tortilla, but it's all cheese. It might be. I might question. I don't think so. I'll shoot you the picture right now. Okay.

I posted that also at west new park because there's four there's a thing of sesame seed buns two large white all white bread is that two giant bags of tortilla chips a bag of fritos tyson chicken bagels maybe and then some cream cheese oh there's some ketchup down i love i love how the texas baked bread has the word large in massive letters. Yeah, there's bagels, like you said. There's, I believe that's some sort of juice. Massive bag of Fritos. Oh, heck yeah.

Well, remember, just like Tyler, everything's bigger in Texas, so he needs to go big on everything. This is, I'm living on my own in a college dorm for the first time kind of stuff. No one can tell me what to do. At the bottom, I'm not sure if that's Hot Pockets or a pack of hot dogs. Or a pack of hot dogs. Yeah, but dude, I got to give you major props, man, because you really went all in. You didn't take the safe route and stick around LA and you just went all in on a new job, new city, everything. So you've made your promise to you, man. I told myself I wasn't going to settle until I had a job that was a perfect fit. Now, I understand that in the middle

of COVID and everything, if that job didn't come around, I'd have to settle for what I got. But luckily, you know, within the second week of me being let go, I found a job and they showed the description when they emailed me back and I was like, this is a perfect fit. So let's strive for it. Let's kill this interview and let's see how it goes. Wait, so how long was this in motion for? Two and a half weeks? Two and a half, three weeks? Oh, wow. That's all, Tor?

Yeah. That's a flip, man. Wow, okay. So you're out of your house for the first time in your life. There's not 90,000 people living with you. Yeah.

How many times have you jowed with the door open? No, no, no. No, like there's no possibility of somebody walking in on you. You know, you walked in, locked the door behind you, just de-robed. Volume up.

No headphones. No brothers. Yep. What volume? He has no internet. He has no streaming. That's right. Oh, never mind.

Oh, yo, hey, hey, look, I don't have internet, but I have unlimited data on my phone. So we're still working. Heck yeah, bro. Hey man, you live in a snow globe? Where are all these tissues? Oh, wow. Okay. Dude, he sent that picture of his bed.

It looks like an army barrack. There's nothing there. There's not even blankets on the thing. All right. I mean, that's what happens when you first move out, dude. When I first moved out, that's what I wanted to ask everybody. Randy hasn't moved out yet. It will eventually happen.

But my first official place was a makeshift room from a dining room in San Francisco at one of my friends. So it was straight up the dining room. They made a false wall. And then I had an Ikea bed. And that was it. That was where I lived. That was my very first place. But that sounds like.

That's exactly the bed I have. It's an Ikea bed. Yours actually looks pretty nice to compare to the one I had. It was like a futon bed. What was your first place like, Eric? Well, I moved out into a dorm into college. So, I mean, I lived with some rando, Randerson that I've never met before. So that was pretty crazy.

So I technically didn't have my own place, but I mean, it was not in my mom's house. Dude, I always wanted that experience. My mom wouldn't let me do it. Luckily, I had good roommates because there were some nightmare stories that i heard from people who hated them dirty you know so i lucked out so i mean i haven't had a really bad living experience yeah it was yours port my story is kind of similar to you know randy and tyler where i started my relationship with shasta cola so early and we had two different very different careers going and trying to build them in different places we live with our parents so we pretty much just travel to each other's houses staying at each with Shasta Cola so early and we had two different careers going and trying to build them in different places. We lived with

our parents. So we pretty much just traveled to each other's houses, staying at each other's houses with our families until we finally moved out and we're still in the same place we've had. That's awesome. But man, when we moved in though, 13 inch tube TV, we had lawn chairs for a couch for a couple months

and a mattress on the floor. Moving sucks, man. That was it. One of the other reasons I really kind of want to move out is I'm preparing to try to aim for the end of January. It's already kind of been set in motion, but I've been kind of going through my room and I've been realizing how many things I have that I don't need. Careful, careful, because here's the thing.

You think, man, I have so much stuff. I'm going to move into this place. I don't need all this stuff. You'm going to move into this place. I don't need all this stuff. You're going to move into a place. Completely empty. You're going to realize how much room you have. And then you're like, oh my God, how do I fill this? And then if you have any money for moving, as Tyler's probably realizing right now,

whatever you have saved while you move, it's going to go in a blink of an eye. You're going to have nothing. It's all going to go to the furniture and everything else. You're like, oh, wait a minute. I need a spoon. Oh, wait a minute. I need a spoon. Oh, wait a minute. I need a knife. Oh, wait.

I got to buy towels? What the hell? Yeah, this is crazy. 10 grand later, you're like, where'd all that go? I got to lay down first month and last month rent? What the hell? Yeah, but you just got to jump in and just do it, man. And then you'll figure it out later.

Yeah. There is something that I want to get from my house and I'm obsessed with, but I just haven't pulled the trigger. It is, I don't know if you guys, you've seen this. It's 70 bucks. It is the pillow cube. Have you seen these? I saw that.

Yeah. The pillow cube. I think I want it. It looks so cool. What is it? So I take so many naps. It is a pillow in a cube shape. Yeah.

So if you really like lie on your side, look, it's like a triangle, right? Dude. The cube pillow is not a sponsor by the way i'm not like trying to slip this in could be if they want to be if they want to be please be i i think i want to get it but i think it would look super weird on a couch or on your bed because it's in a cube right here's my thing when it comes to sleeping like sleeping is the one thing where i don't care how ridiculous i look if it's comfortable comfortable, I'm going to do it. So that's my latest obsession that I keep on going back and forth on if I'm going to buy it or not. I have an obsession, and I actually pulled the trigger on it.

All right. Was it drunkenly or not drunkenly? Not drunkenly. Was it another PS5? No, it's not another PS5. But it is PS5 related. A Jason? Yeah, a Jason.

Or a certain retailer screwed me over. We're Sorry was a $30 gift card to their store. We're Sorry, we dropped the ball. Here's 30 bucks. So I used it on Black Friday to purchase a Air Fryer Instapot combo thing. So it's both Instapot and Air Fryer. Oh, I heard about these. Yeah.

Yeah. So I pulled the trigger on it because it was like- That'd be good for your new place. It was like 70 bucks. And I was like, you know what? I can make up the difference. And compared to like other retailers where it's going for like 129 so i decided to pull the one of my roommates has one of those and it's like he's doing a damn science experiment when he uses it it's he's like twisting these like straps and when

it's done it shoots steam out the top how does it work it's wild man it's insane stuff how anyways well since we're talking about food here's a couple things shout out to jolene's wings on my instagram i'm doing free wing fridays and i'm giving away 50 gift cards on my instagram at menace and the last friday is going to be this friday so if you haven't been a part of it, hit up my Instagram right now, at Menace, and make sure you sign up for that. Also, big shout out to our grocery sponsor, Smart and Final. Oh, yeah. Texas Tyler's on it, man.

Heck, yeah. Texas Tyler. I'm liking Texas Tyler, man. He's big time now. He can't look at his phone to distract himself, so he's on it. I know, right? He's so on it. And then in some food news

i saw this now i'm not a huge fan of crispy cream okay but i did see that they came out with their ugly sweater on their merch store it looks pretty legit it's something that i would purchase i think i've seen something like that i feel like a lot of companies are doing ugly sweaters this year and i like it i think ugly sweaters are fine yeah did you see the one that I put in the group chat for all the wrestling stuff? Yes. Yeah, I saw that. Oh, Borg doesn't look impressed. I almost pulled the trigger

on the Macho Man Randy Savage one. Really? I almost did. He's such a sucker. But I chose not to. My buddy bought a Ric Flair one. The hood is a cool touch. I did like the fact

that they were like hoodie ugly sweaters instead of just like an ugly sweater kind of a thing. Yeah. But man, I'm so burnt out on ugly sweaters. I always talk myself out of buying them because it's like, you know, and then I wear it once a year and then I won't find it next year and then I

will find it in like February and be pissed that I didn't get to wear it the next year. That's why you don't have a Bills one. I have one that I've worn the last couple years that my fiance made for me. Oh really? That we kind of made. It has like a reindeer's ass and it has

two blue ornaments hanging. So it's like I say, you talk about Rudolph's red nose when he has blue balls hanging from the back. Nice. So Eric has one. Do you guys actually have ugly sweaters? I have one and I bought it for the Christmas party two years ago. It's an orca

wearing a Christmas hat. I remember wearing it to this event that i went with ravey with listeners and taking pictures and stuff and i think it was like last year i looked at the picture it popped in my memories and i thought to myself i look so effing stupid with that dumb thing on like why did i buy that and i totally agree with with uh with eric's point because i thought about getting like a packers one because around like May, June they start going on like discount

or clearance and every year I think about doing it but every year I tell myself not to because I'm only going to wear it once. Yeah,

and then you can't find it. I had a cat one for a little bit with a bunch of little like kittens and hats and stuff and I lost it and could never find it again

so I told myself like you know what you spend 20, 30 bucks on this thing and then you end up buying a new one. It's CBass from The Woody Show

and I did not know until I learned it on the show this week that Randy has enough money to buy two new PlayStation 5s. And my first thought, of course, is where did his broke ass get enough money for one or two PlayStations? And my second thought is, well, I guess Randy's getting the next round of screwball shots for everyone here at the station. Because, of course, screwball peanut butter whiskey is a great compliment to your night of gaming smooth whiskey and creamy peanut butter. Go with any style of game, any gaming console,

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a Santa and Santa's dabbing back when the whole dab on was really big. The whole thing is covered in pot leaves though. My mom is super like, oh, I can't get near weed. I'm like, mom, do you realize what's on the sweater? She's like, what?

I'm like, those are marijuana leaves. And so every time she walks out, she walks cross-armed now. I have one that I got from Maimo Mochi Ice Cream that's pretty dope. It's bright-ass purple, though. Wait, do you remember that they sent you one last year? Oh, the blue one. Yeah, the like teal. The snowman one that you guys put on me.

Randy and Tyler tried it on, and it was painted on them at the end. Because they said a large, right? Yeah, so we tried to get it on Randy. Randy kind of fit. We're like, let's get on Tyler. So it took three of us to pull it on Tyler. We had the photo. You put a large on a 3XL human.

The ongoing joke was when he had it on, he looked like an umpire with all the padding on. So I think of a video somewhere of him doing a strike thing. Yeah, this year they sent an extra large. I think they learned their lesson on that one. I also saw on Food News that Keebler butter trees are out. Now... What's a butter tree? You know that I'm obsessed with butter and different things that have to do with butter.

I have a special heated knife just to cut butter. A magical one. This butter tree is butter that's shaped in a tree form for Christmas. Okay. I like it. It's out there. I'm excited. This sounds cool.

Have you ever seen the butter cows? Yes, I have. I saw a huge butter cow in Des Moines, Iowa at the Iowa State Fair. That makes sense. Yep. That was awesome. Also, Fruit Loops cereal candy canes are now available. Are you guys all in or all out on that?

Now, I love Fruit Loops, probably my favorite cereal. But when you say candy cane, does that mean it's also incorporating the peppermint taste to it? No, it's probably just flavored. Okay, then I'm all in. Probably like little sugar crystals on it. I'm down. I love candy canes, man. Not so much the peppermint ones, but I'll eat them.

But I love Starburst candy canes. So good. Also, over in the UK, because of the holidays, they are gravy crazy. And they have a Pizza Hut gravy pizza with stuffing. And they have turkey and all that, all on a pizza, Thanksgiving style. Still available in the UK.

All in, all out. How do we not have that? I mean, I would say that here. I would try it. It's Pizza Hut too. I'm down to try it. It's a bunch of stuff I like so I'm not going to knock it, that's for sure. Why does every other country, their chain, get

the best alternate versions of food? Menace going to China and Japan. I think they try them out in other countries first. But we get the rap for being fat Americans. That's what I was about to say. Think about how fat we are as a country. Now imagine if we incorporated that stuff into the mix. Who cares? We're all right fat. We're fat. It's what I was about to say. Think about how fat we are as a country. Now imagine if we incorporated that stuff into the mix. Who cares? We're all very fat. More fat.

It's crazy. Stuff that I would see overseas hits our market two years later. It's nuts. It's because of time zones, right, Tyler? You're in the future. Yeah, right? Look, I'll tell you what. When Texas gets it, I'll let you guys know. I'm just a stupid idiot. Food news for you. You tried it.

Whataburger? I've got beef with this too, so I'll tell you. Okay, you tried it for the very first time, right? Yeah, I tried it and it was okay. So the big debate, especially with people from the South is, oh, what a burger is better than In-N-Out. To be perfectly honest, the fries are much better than In-N-Outs considering In-N-Outs are usually kind of soggy and kind of gross. Let's talk burger, man.

The burger... I'm just saying, the burger is nowhere near In-N-Out. In-N-Out is still king. However, I have been told by some of the local people over here at the station... Oh, the locals? He's local now. That's why we refer to this shit on Friends here in the South.

I have been told that Whataburger's breakfast menu is off the chain. Ooh, yeah. All right. And now it doesn't have that. Well, apparently their gravy that they put like on their biscuits and gravy is amazing. And apparently they have some kind of apple biscuit chicken sandwich or something like that. So I was like, okay, so I'm going to have to, this weekend, I'm going to maybe check out the breakfast menu.

I will get back to you guys and I'll let you know what's up. Here's my beef with Tyler going to Whataburger. He sent us a picture of it and he got the most plain burger on the menu. I'm like, bro, when you go to In-N-Out, you get a double-double or something. It seemed like he just got a single cheeseburger. I feel like... I got that, but the line

was 20 cars deep. I didn't want to be that guy that was holding it up. I'm like, just get the first thing I see and single cheeseburger. I mean, I feel like- I got that, but the line was 20 cars deep. I didn't want to be that guy that was holding it up. So I'm like, just get the first thing I see and let's go. I love. I'll wrap up some food news. Speaking about gravy even more. Nice. In the UK, once again, KFC, they have a chicken sandwich hash brown sandwich that comes with

the gravy boat. So chicken, hash brown, and then a gravy boat, and then you pour it on top of it i'd be down for that i would i would i would be so ashamed eating that but i'd be like i know it's something you eat when you're high or like you treat yourself to it like i went through a munchie meal stage a jack-in-the-box where i would get them you know late at night drunk or something and then you would eat it because you're drunk and then you wake up and you just feel despicable the next day but you're like, eh, that was my one a month. I have never felt more repulsive

than when I... And it's not because the food's gross. It's just because I know I shouldn't be eating it. Then when 11pm in the Jack in the Box drive-thru getting the burger with the grilled cheese sandwiches as buns. You get the one that has the mozzarella sticks in the burger. You're eating them and you're like, this is so not good for me.

Don't forget the curly fries. Guys, I'm hungry. I know. I'm starving. This sucks so much right now. Switching over to sports. We had a week off. I'm sorry, everybody.

It's totally my bad. I set up an oil change on the time that we were going to record, and I gave myself a five-hour window. I thought that would be enough. It wasn't. I wanted to talk and I gave myself a five hour window. I thought that would be enough. It wasn't. So I wanted to talk to you about a little bit of sports and I know this is late news, but it makes me super sad that Joe Burrow,

the number one draft pick in the NFL, young kid is already taken out for the season now. So what exactly happened to him? So he was playing for the Randy air him out because he was pissed. The bungles? Well, the bungles are notorious for having a really, really cheap ownership. And Eric will jump in and say,

because he told me, I don't see what ownership has to do with this. So this kid came from LSU, right? LSU. He's originally from the state of Ohio, went to Ohio State, transferred to LSU. So this is like he's playing in his home state. Number one draft pick.

Number one draft pick. The golden boy. He's a rookie, and for as crap as a team as he's on, he's doing pretty damn good. Playing really well. Pretty, pretty well. His offensive line, garbage. Guy gets overpowered, rolls onto his leg, devastating, terrible.

The way he rolled up, MCL, ACL torn. Yeah. Season's over. And you know it, too. Like, when a guy goes down, you can tell, like, what it is usually. You can usually tell by the player's reaction around him too when they throw the hand up and they're like hey come on and then the defense kind of like oh damn this sucks and so the thing the thing the issue here is the ownership has always been notoriously cheap like they're just they're

cheap guys there are teams in the nfl that will forever be known as just cheap franchises yeah the cincinnati bangles are one of them marvin Lewis, one of the head coaches there, was there for Tyler. How long was he there for? Tyler knows. He was there for 10 years too long. I think he was there for like 12 or 15. Yeah. Dude was there forever because he was the only coach who was willing to go to Cincinnati

and coach for that amount of pay. And so the thing now though is that there's no, like they have a star-powered player. They have A.J. Green. He's really good. Their running back is pretty solid. And their quarterback, as we just mentioned, is the golden boy. He's the guy. Offensive line, though, there's been no investment in that.

They haven't drafted well, and this is what happens. And people are talking about hopefully this is a wake-up call to the team. Whoever's in charge of signing these guys, get a new coach or whatever, but figure this stuff out because this is the guy. This was supposed to be the face of the NFL, and now he just tore his ACL in his rookie season because of your guy's inability and your ineptitude to draft

properly. I wonder if he was excited to go to the team. I know it's a hometown team, but I wonder if he was excited. That's one of those pick-your-poison kind of things, and I've always thought about it. Obviously, I never even thought about drafting, but I think about this when you go pro. You want to be the number

one pick there's paid levels and stuff like that you're going to get paid as a number one pick no matter what right but then if you're the number one pick you're always going to go to the crappy team so i was like man i'd like to just be a mediocre first rounder that way yeah i get put on a good team pick 30th 30th second and by the team that just won the title what as opposed to the number one pick you go to the damn bangles or the Browns. Yeah. What's crazy is because he's injured now, now probably the runner for rookie of the year is going to be Herbert for the Chargers, who many believe was supposed to be a bust. No one knew why he was getting drafted.

He was tearing it up. He's on par right now. I think he's on track to break every single rookie quarterback record in the NFL. And this is another perfect example of a guy who, if they just invest a little bit more to the players around him, the sky's the limit with this dude. Like this guy from game one, poised. I don't think he's had a bad game yet.

Like although the Chargers haven't been winning too much. Well, I'm sure you guys are going to recap some more on Tailgater Sports, Tailgater Sports podcast at Tailgater Sports on Instagram. Tyler, your new show that you work on do you guys podcast we do and it is the sean salisbury show that's the easiest way to look for it and one more uh last sports shout out i was excited for them when they released the nba lineup of games that it's gonna be played on christmas day and i go oh man a lot of entertainment on Christmas Day. You have movies being released and all these games that are going to be happening.

So I'm excited for that. It is a very quick turnaround on the NBA season, I think. Oh, yeah. They're bitching and moaning, but hey, man, you got to start playing if you want to get paid. I think there's a football game on the 25th, too. So it's like football, basketball, movies. It's going to be awesome. Christmas.

Do you know what? Something else that I've been seeing, I don't know, Tyler, if you saw this as you were driving to Texas, but every time I drive between Los Angeles and Las Vegas, I see this like crazy side-by-sides, razors, ATVs. I think, dude, people bought those up like crazy during quarantine. I saw a ton on the road. Just people with all their, like you said, razors, dude, people bought those up like crazy during quarantine. I saw a ton on the road. Just people with all their, like you said, razors, bikes, all their off-roading equipment. It's pretty cool to see. You're just like, damn, this is how people live outside the city. It's a cool hobby because you literally just take it out and you can pull off the freeway.

And hey, you see that dirt over there? Let's go ride around. Let's go drive on it. So when I usually drive back from Vegas to LA is on a Sunday morning. And I always stop at this one stop because it has a McDonald's and Spicy Nacho wants McDonald's. And I pull in there. There's like an off-road

club or something. There'll be 50 of these things just lined up and they're just ready to hit the desert. Dude, that's my family purchase once I'm like making cash and I'm like doing vacations and stuff. RV. Trailer, something that I could just go park somewhere and okay. I'm not sleeping on the ground in a tent. Doing razors.

Another thing I want to talk about when we were on break, Randy, you did the rent relief. Now it's just wrapping up on the Woody show, but if you didn't know that we were doing Woody show rent relief. So if you lived in Los Angeles, Orange County, and you listened to Alt 98.7, we were paying your rent or mortgage up to $3,000.

While we were on vacation, Randy was in charge of this, and how'd that go? Well, without Brett, it would have been a surefire just mess. So Brett saved my ass. Oh, yeah, that was fun. Yeah. That was great. But, I mean, it was pretty cool. It felt cool, though, right?

Yeah, it felt cool. I was like, wow, for once I'm on the radio and I'm not being laughed at. This is kind of cool. I can't hear them laughing because everyone was on break. Well, I think we laughed at it in post. We would laugh at ourselves. The thing Brett would do, though, to make it sound authentic was I would have an awkward pause or something, and Brett would purposely leave it in there.

I think the first caller, I was in such a rush to get through it because we only had so much time. She was like, oh, my God, my rent is like this much money. This means so much to me. I'm like, okay, great. And then Randy would accidentally say congrats five times before you. I know. I was like, congrats. Congrats.

The last caller, I was so sleep deprived that I didn't even reiterate how much her rent was. She was like, my rent is $2,000 or $2,500, whatever. And so I couldn't keep up with what she was saying. So I said, well, we're going to pay all of those dollars. He did really well. He did really well, though. He was a little stumbly, but I think he was still riding

that high from his roasting segment. I purposely left that behind me because I didn't want to have it on me. No, Randy's been cocky lately. He's been big-timing us since Tyler's left. You guys remember my roast, right? We did have to edit out him calling it the Randy show.

Oh, wow. I'm not going to deny that. He's been leaving early every day this week before us, going, hey, guys, I got to go. I got things. He hasn't been restocking the fridge really at all lately. deny that he's been leaving early every day this week before us you know going hey guys i gotta go i got things you know he hasn't been restocking the fridge really at all lately guys i gotta go to the lamborghini dealership i can't argue any of these claims unfortunately so eric can you restock the entire monster fridge for everybody yeah i gotta go shake down a kid for an xbox no but i'm just saying it must have felt it must have felt really good though like hooking people up

like that it was really fun one day when you do move out like our friend Tyler has done for the very first time, when that rent comes up, it always feels like you're always behind. And if you're able to just jump at least one month, you feel like you're ahead. And that's awesome. I mean, I don't know if I want to mention it, but do you guys want to know how much my rent is? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, wait, wait.

Let's guess. Did you guys... Wait, who already knows in here? I think i already forgot what he told me okay i think randy might know okay yeah so one bedroom one bathroom is it a studio or one bedroom no it's a legit one bedroom a legit one bedroom this is gonna piss me off this is gonna piss me off yep it's gonna and it's close to your work right it? It's about 15 minutes from work, yeah. I'd say about 20. Yeah, I'm about 20 minutes outside downtown Houston. Ooh, okay.

Spade Texas. I'm going to be mad. One bedroom. I'm going to say 600. I'll go 775. Bort? I'm going 650. All right, Tyler.

Bort is actually the closest. It's 689. Damn! Oh, my God. Nice. How many square feet? 615, I believe, which, I mean, that doesn't sound like a lot, but for me, if you're one person, it's a lot.

Yeah. Wow. Dude, that's awesome. That would get you a shoebox in LA. Yeah. That wouldn't get you. That would get you a shed in somebody's backyard. Okay, not to make it worse, but I will now.

I can't even move the show. Tyler just sent us a photo of his setup, which is atrocious by the way. Yeah. Like the fact... In the kitchen. It's all I have. Tyler has no idea of sound control and sound design whatsoever. He's literally facing the kitchen and the reflective surfaces are everywhere. I should do the bathroom tub. But

he has appliances everywhere that I assume came with the apartment because there's a fridge right there. Oh, brand new fridge. Brand new toaster. The fridge came with the apartment. No, the toaster was mine.

The fridge came with the apartment, the stove, oven, and it comes with a dishwasher. Dude, that's awesome. Dude, I'm in a couple like Facebook groups because I'm looking to move out with my fiance eventually. Hopefully soon here. Now she's getting a job soon. But I'm on like a couple of groups where people will post, you know,

just listings around LA and you don't have no idea how many times I read through a post. Oh, nice. Blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, 15, 16, $1,700. And you read down the listing and it's a shared room. It's like to, to have your own private room and half a bath in my condo in Long Beach.

Or it's like, you want to know what's the worst? Like for me, I've been trying... I know it's not the smartest thing to do because we've already talked about how moving out at this age, you have to have a roommate inevitably. Yeah.

Right away. Yeah. But I've been like really trying to find... Unless you're making cash. Yeah. I've been trying to find that golden goose. Like let me find that one place I can stay where I can just pay myself.

And I'll find something like, oh, this is reasonable. But then the requirements are like like you need to make four times the monthly monthly rent to even i know stay here i'm like oh i think when we hold out a little bit more though at least in los angeles rents are dropping like crazy the yeah it's ironic you bring that up because i was telling brett this or telling that that the rent in the ie is going up and the rent in la is going down because everyone who wouldn't want to afford the LA prices moved to the IE.

I know. I live in Burbank, California. So does Brett and Randy. The rents are dropping so much, I've kind of contemplated maybe even moving to Glendale, California, which is 10 minutes from here. That's where I live. Yeah.

They're putting a bunch of new places in there and the rents are dropping like crazy. There's tons off like Brand and downtown Glendale, right by the Galleria. Yeah. They're putting a bunch of new places in there, and the rents are dropping like crazy. There's tons off like Brand and downtown Glendale right by the Galleria. Yeah. I love that spot. But for the price of those places where the rents are dropping like crazy, you can get a freaking mansion where Tyler lives. I think you can legally own it.

I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I took a drive around the backside of my apartment and the houses here would go for maybe five million plus back in LA. Like I'm looking, I'm just looking around and I told my mom, I said, yo, look, if this is oil tycoon money, I want it. It's not even that. This is insane.

My fiance's sister just bought a house in the Houston area. I actually looked it up to where your location was like 45 minutes from you. Like, and same thing. It's a your location was like 45 minutes from you. And same thing. It's a huge house for like $500,000, $600,000. She wasn't even doing anything crazy money-wise. Damn.

How much would you say a house like that, like the one she got would go for here? A mil, two mil probably. Oh my God. Keep going. Three, four.

It's like ranch style, big open ground. Because the house in Van Nuys now goes for a million. You wouldn't have room to plop it down anywhere in LA.

So sick of the state. This also comes from the guy who accidentally voted for more taxes on everything. That was one! That was one proposition. I failed. It didn't even matter. That was one. There was some breaking news with HBO Max right when we were walking in here that they're going to be releasing all their movies

at the same time as the theaters. Warner Brothers Pictures who is owners of HBO Max, and here are some of the listings. Randy, you're going to be excited for this. Godzilla vs. Kong. Yes! Mortal Kombat.

Hell yeah. Nice. Space Jam. Nice. Wait, wait. Randy's never seen Space Jam. I saw the LeBron one. I did see the first one. I just had new movies. I didn't like it. How Randy's never seen Space Jam. I saw the LeBron one. I did see the first one.

I just had new movies. I didn't like it. How do you not like Space Jam? Because I'm a grown man. I watched it. The Suicide Squad. Nice. Okay.

And here's some other ones. And then Matrix 4. That should be interesting. I haven't heard a single thing about it. I've never seen any of the Matrixes. What? I saw the first one. That was pretty good. I've only heard a single thing about it. I've never seen any of the Matrixes. What? I saw the first one. I've only watched like half of one. This doesn't surprise me

with Eric though. There's a lot of things in series he's never seen. Name a Disney movie he's watched it. A couple times. I watched Santa Claus yesterday. The Tim Allen one? So HBO Max is... Dude, they're coming up, man.

Forget it. We're going to crush it. Why not? tim allen one yeah the first one nice so hbo max is dude they're coming up man they're just like forget it we're gonna crush it because why not disney plus was like crushing it for a second but i think they've been holding off on releasing movies but warren brothers like look we got to make this a thing i'll be honest i was gonna be hbo max hater because they came out the gate like their big thing was oh we're going to have a friends reunion alright yeah that was going to be their selling point you know and then

now I'm all in on HBO Max if they include a sort of subscription where with an extra 10 bucks a month or something you have access to movies in theaters I would pay that extra and I'd probably drop another streaming service I think they're going to do all this stuff without having to pay extra. Wow.

Yeah. And that puts the pressure on everyone else. Because remember, they're also putting out the Justice League. That was like five part, four part? Yeah. Yeah, five part. Yeah. They're making a show about Gotham City.

Yeah. They're doing a ton of stuff. They did a series. It was, I forget how many episodes I watched, but it was called The Undoing. It was really good. I recommend it. Also, I watched every single episode, and you guys got me into this, is Adam Ruins Everything. Yeah.

When I was on vacation, I watched every single episode. I knew he was going to like it. It made me angry about just everything. About everything. Like why we do certain things and it's so dumb. Yeah. I remember when, because we first saw it in Palm Springs and I was like, I was really into the show.

And then I think True TV is the channel that has it. I lost True TV. Rest in peace, True TV to my TV. But I was like, I knew it from the get go. I'm like, you guys are going to like the content, but you're just not going to like the guy. Oh yeah. I hate the guy. Because of the hair or something.

I can't put my finger on why. There's just something about his look that just makes him very punchable. It's like the pompa. Wait, I look like him. No, no, no, you don't. No, not you. But he does look familiar to me. I can't tell why. I mean, I could say it because I don't work on the show. He looks like Cameron. Oh, wow.

That's it. Anyways, I knew Menace was going to like it because Menace is always really into that informative stuff. Yeah, I love all that. Texas Tyler, man. Pistols blazing. Hell yeah. He doesn't care. Whatever. Yeah, it also reminds me I mean, it's like a funnier version

of that show on Netflix I love, Explained. So Explained is like super serious but it goes over a lot of the stuff i love it it's awesome um i'm gonna have to wrap this up because tyler has to go to bed he has to get used to his dude time zone thank you so much yeah yeah he has texted me randy a couple times talking about games and stuff and uh he's reassured us he's like whoa this is on a this time here that's like one o'clock for you guys i'm like yeah no doubt bro i know how this works man congrats again on everything man texas tyler seabass here for bluechew.com with another customer testimonial dre hit me up on twitter asking if bluechew is still working during all

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one of these local spots that'll probably just be like a McDonald's or something. You get to meet the locals? Yeah, the locals. Oh, heck yeah. How long do you think it's going to take until Tyler changes his name to like Texas Tyler? On his Instagram or something? No, he has to get it. He'll get a nickname from the Salisbury Show and then he'll change it to that.

My money's on him trying to play up the Cali Kid stuff something like that i don't think so because people in texas don't want everybody moving to california you should hide that play it off that you're from atlanta yeah just yeah no we wait it was a super sonication right oh yeah who does all the photoshop stuff and he already has this badass photo that he photoshopped where it's tyler with his arms crossed and he has these new tattoos it says the cowboys he's like he's like i showed that picture to my mom she was not pleased bun b i mean you already kind of look like that with the tattoos yeah i like that tyler's constantly bombarded by metis constantly

sending that photo of texas tyler and i'm just sending the photo of the Falcons rant over and over again. Texas Tyler. You can't get away from this stuff. Hell yeah. Well, all right. Well, let's wrap this up. I got to shout out one more sponsor before we go, because if you want to move out and you want to live in Las Vegas,

or you want to leave Las Vegas, or if you want to go to Utah or Arizona, hit up the new sponsor. They're awesome. I talk to them all the time. It's HOMIE. That's H-O-M-I-E dot com slash menace. Check them out. They'll make it super easy for you to learn about moving in or out of any of these places. So go check them out. HOMIE dot com slash menace. Before we leave, Eric, do you have anything to say? Tyler, if you get any winning lotto numbers Before we leave, Eric, do you have anything to say? Tyler, if you get any winning lotto numbers from the future, you know, you are two hours ahead.

Just let me know. It's like Biff from Back to the Future. Heck yeah. All right, Randy, anything? I told Tyler I'd give it about maybe a year before he gets one of those cowboy hat, maybe a gun. Starts going to like these cowboy boots. Dude, you could be a boots guy. Dude, those boots are expensive, man.

Well, they are because they're like they're like some sort of like rattlesnake skin or something well it's like legit leather it's like all right what all right what's the first texas texas accessory tyler buys belt buckle big old belt hat gun no he's gonna go back to where he his name all started dumbass tyler when he had that 600 lease on that truck. He wants the truck. Tyler's gonna get a truck. It's not an accessory, but what if he goes to a

rodeo before he buys anything? And then they think he's one of the bulls in the rodeo. Alright, Randy, anything before you leave? Anything more? Congrats on living in Texas. Congrats on everybody that you got a PlayStation for. How many PlayStations deep are you in now?

Five PlayStations, two Xboxes, and a whole lot of sleep I've lost. I would like to point out that he did not buy one of those PlayStations for me. You got PlayStation money, dog? No, I do not. I just moved. Shut up. And Randy's not flipping them, by the way. He's getting them for other people.

Please stop sending me messages about how terrible a person I am. One, I don't care. Number two, I'm not. Hey, it's Randall if you want one. Hit him up. Son of a bitch. Number three. Hold on.

All right. PlayStation drops, right? I think it's the 12th of October. This dickhead over here tweets out, hey, everyone. Which one? Who are you talking about? Sorry. This dickhead, who I'm pointing to being Eric, Nick Soundwave, out hey uh everyone my friend at hey it's randall has a playstation

he's willing to sell at base cost hashtag playstation 5 i got i i took a nap bro i woke up to like 15 messages from people each one like hey you know should i do that right now too hey man you know my son and i really want to play Spider-Man for Christmas. Things have just been so hard. I have to tell this dude and his son. Hey man, no. God, what a... Eric's such a...

You guys are all sons of bitches and I hate you. It's okay, man. Just every time you feel bad, just look at your credit card statement. Just know that, you know, you're as poor as the rest of us now. This is how we feel. All right. I'm tweeting right now. Hey, it's Randall.

He's selling PS5s at cost. Hit him up. Oh, God. Fire emoji. He's got way more followers than me, dude. I'm going to get so many. Oh, God. Damn it.

I'm going to retweet it to all the Texans. That's right. Oh, give me like one or two. All the locals. Yeah, all the locals. Two of Tyler's stragglers. All the two people. How long before Randy hits up Tyler,

hey, dude, there's a Walmart in Houston that I need you to go check out. He hit me up on that about day one. Well, because on the leaks and stuff, a lot of the walk-in places were in Texas. And I don't realize how big effing Texas is. So I'm like, Tyler, can you go here?

Did you know that Texas is a big state? There's a map. Have you guys looked at a map? No, I haven't looked at a map, but I'm like, I'm like, I wonder how far this is. So I'm like,

Hey Tyler, here's this. And Tyler would be like, that's like seven hours away. I'm like, okay. Oh my God. All right.

Uh, I'm going to ask you anything more, but real quick, Tyler, you're going to continue to do this podcast for anybody asking, right? I will continue to do this podcast and I will continue to do Tailgated Sports, so do not worry. I was like, wait a second.

I thought we were put on the back burner. I thought you said maybe before. Alright, Bort, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yes. Menace, great job on burning Randy. Hold on, hold on. Today is going to suck. How do I burn Randy?

With a tweet. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. Today's going to suck. Because he's verified, too. Oh, damn. Eric, good job on instigating the burn. Oh, wait, I just got seven replies already. Oh, shut up. Eric, good job on instigating the birds. I just got seven replies already.

Oh, shut up. Randy, good job being a hoarder and a terrible person with PS5. I already got a message. Oh, damn. How much for a PS5? I need one for my son's Christmas present. And it's like a crying emoji. It's not a lie either because you are selling PlayStations at cost.

Yeah. I have to tell these people. All right. Cool. Tyler, congrats. I'm not lying. Am I on Twitter? No, you're not.

He is. God damn it. All right. Post his phone number, too, is the first comment I see on his thing. I got it. Hold on. I'm on it. Hold on. I'm on it. Randy's phone number for PS5s at cost is. Okay.

Before we go, we got to shout out some podcasts. Shout out to the Bortcast. Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. Check it out. TheBortcast.com. Please do. TheBortcast.com.

Of course, we shout it out all the time. Listen to the tailgater sports podcast go to tailgater sports dot com hit them up at tailgater sports on instagram get updates on sports news shout out to the joe coy podcast just go to j-o-k-o-y dot com hit up man kim man kim dot com man kim podcast they are also a band stream their music at matt and kim shout out to the sex with emily podcast just go to sex with emily.com sex with emily is also on masterclass that is huge it's all jumbly because he's streaming off his cell phone right now and uh shout out to the nerd now podcast just go go to nerdnowpodcast.com.

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you to all the places that you need to rate and review this podcast and don't forget i'm giving away wings jolene's wings on my instagram at menace on instagram go hit it up right now can i get some wings yeah i'm so hungry we'll see you next week. What's new? What's new with Menace? All the hearts are going to have to break. Tyler? Trying to decide if I should get a cowboy hat and boots or because of the Houston rap scene, I should get grills. Ooh, both. Oh, yeah, Tyler.

Get a fake grill so your mouth turns green. Oh, dude, you totally need a grill. You need a grill and you need some face tattoos. A Texas state tattoo underneath your head. Oh, hell yeah. Over under Tyler gets a Texas tattoo event.